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Cheesy snacks... Got the nuts, got the crisps. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:06 | |
Oh, I hope people turn up. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
FRENETIC MUSIC | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:00:17 | 0:00:19 | |
Thank you, guys. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
Hello! Hello. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
No, stop... | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
That's enough. I don't know if I've got enough to go round. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:47 | |
Come on now. Come on. Have these. Pass them around. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:52 | |
There we are. They're not all for you, love. Look at that. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
-A lovely fancy dress audience. -AUDIENCE CHEER | 0:00:55 | 0:01:00 | |
Yes! | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
I love it. YOU could have made more of an effort. Stick that on. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:07 | |
Look at this couple here. It's like WWII all over again. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:11 | |
Look at that. ..Same to you, you cheeky bugger! | 0:01:11 | 0:01:16 | |
Now there are two people who are very much in fancy dress. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:20 | |
Just look up there. There's a nurse. I'm going to say it - a sexy nurse. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:25 | |
-It's Zoe and Rich, isn't it? -Yeah. -Now those costumes have significance for you, don't they? -They do. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:32 | |
We met at a fantasy sex... uh, fancy dress party! | 0:01:32 | 0:01:36 | |
-So you're not a real nurse, then? -No, I'm not. -We have real nurses. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:51 | |
-We have some from Maidstone. Where are the Maidstone...? Now is that Nikki on the end? -It is. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:57 | |
-Hello, Nikki. -Hello. -Hello. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
-A little bird told me there's somebody you have a crush on. -I don't know who that would be. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:06 | |
-You're a bit older than me, though. -What did you say? WHAT did you say? | 0:02:09 | 0:02:14 | |
-You're slightly older than me. -Slightly older?! | 0:02:14 | 0:02:19 | |
How dare...?! Look what you've done to my voice! | 0:02:19 | 0:02:24 | |
-Now you've had to work over Christmas, I suppose. -Yep. -At which hospital in Maidstone? | 0:02:24 | 0:02:30 | |
Maidstone. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
No, don't applaud that. No, no. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
My house band for this evening is the fantastic Alejandro and the Magic Tombolinos. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:47 | |
Excellent stuff. Now then... | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
-DOORBELL RINGS -Oh! Just on cue. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
It's my first guest. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
Who can it be? | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
LIVELY MUSIC | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
CHEERING | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
Noel Fielding! | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
Wow! What a crowd! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
-Hello! -Ohh. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
Noel Fielding! | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
CHEERING CONTINUES | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
Now... | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
-That's a hell of a welcome, isn't it? -Look at that crowd! -Well... | 0:03:35 | 0:03:40 | |
-To you, they're just dressed normally. -It's the Guess Who board. I'm loving it. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:46 | |
Wow, there's some freaks in. LAUGHTER | 0:03:46 | 0:03:50 | |
-I'll get straight to the point. This is what you'd wear normally. You haven't come in fancy dress. -No. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:56 | |
I've just come from work, actually! I just thought I'd... | 0:03:56 | 0:04:01 | |
-I'm trying to make my hair and coat sort of join. -So we don't know where one ends and one begins? | 0:04:01 | 0:04:07 | |
Like a sort of Camden owl. LAUGHTER | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
Now then, where does your style come from? | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
-Em... -And this sounds rude, but were you always like this? | 0:04:15 | 0:04:20 | |
-I guess so. My mum's quite stylish. -Yeah. -My dad used to be. In the '70s, he'd wear mental clothes. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:27 | |
Like yellow flares and tops with stars on them, | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
-then he went quite straight in the '80s. -You had young parents. Your mum was 18? -Yeah, really young. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:36 | |
So they were really cool and dressed like they were in Black Sabbath. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:42 | |
Then all of a sudden in the '80s my dad got quite square. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
"That's enough of yellow flares. I'll just wear a shirt and some leisure trousers." | 0:04:46 | 0:04:51 | |
He just stopped, but my mum carried on. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:55 | |
-Where was this? -In South London. What was hilarious was they had this three-wheeler car | 0:04:55 | 0:05:01 | |
called a Bomb Bug. An orange thing and the roof went up like that. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:05 | |
So not only did they wear yellow flares and had a three-wheeled orange triangle car... | 0:05:05 | 0:05:12 | |
-I was just a laughing stock! -It sounds like you grew up in a cartoon, didn't you? | 0:05:12 | 0:05:18 | |
It was a bit like Roobarb and Custard, yeah. It sort of wobbled as well. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:25 | |
They'd come in their triangle car. HUMS "Roobarb" THEME | 0:05:25 | 0:05:29 | |
You have had a reputation as what I would call a party animal. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:33 | |
-Is that fair? -I do like a party, yeah. Who doesn't? | 0:05:33 | 0:05:39 | |
I've seen you photographed out and about on the Camden scene, | 0:05:39 | 0:05:43 | |
-staying up beyond midnight. Is this true? -Ten past one. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:48 | |
-That's my record. -Don't you feel terrible the next day? | 0:05:48 | 0:05:53 | |
Yeah. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
You mean the day after the next day. The next day you're still up. | 0:05:55 | 0:06:00 | |
CHEERING You feel good the next day. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
Well, what...what would a typical evening involve if I came along with you? | 0:06:03 | 0:06:10 | |
If I rang and said, "Noel..." You pick it up by mistake. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:14 | |
"It's Rob. Hi. You came on my show. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
"You said we could go out to Camden together. It's half six now. Em... | 0:06:17 | 0:06:23 | |
"I've left it a bit late. I've just had my dinner. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:28 | |
-"Where shall we meet?" Where would we meet? -I don't know... LAUGHTER | 0:06:30 | 0:06:35 | |
In a forest. I'd send someone out for you. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
Now your new show is even weirder than the Boosh. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:43 | |
-Yeah. -It really is. -In a way. -Oh, in every way. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:47 | |
I wanted a slightly different image so I thought maybe Bollywood Elvis would be good. I'd get a butler, | 0:06:47 | 0:06:54 | |
but he can be an anteater and... my best friend's got four arms. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:59 | |
Is it the next step from the Boosh, would you say? | 0:06:59 | 0:07:03 | |
I think for me. Julian wanted to go off and do some straight theatre and explore that. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:08 | |
I wanted to get hold of the animation side of it. We'd the Moon and the 2D animation in the Boosh | 0:07:08 | 0:07:16 | |
and I wanted to see how far you could take that. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:20 | |
So the guy that I work with did the Moon and animation in the Boosh. And I met him at art school. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:26 | |
-The brief was to try to make the most psychedelic, weirdest show ever. -You've fulfilled your brief. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:34 | |
-DOORBELL -Oh! Noel, Noel... | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
It's Noel's House Party! | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
I wonder who THIS could be. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:43 | |
CHEERING | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
Hello! | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
Look at you! Hello. ..Sarah Harding! | 0:07:58 | 0:08:03 | |
Look at you. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
Hi. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:08 | |
-Look at this. You two know each other, I assume? -Yeah, well, kind of. -Yeah. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:15 | |
-What does that mean? -We're passing ships. We've met a few times. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:19 | |
-You were on tour somewhere and we... -Yeah. -Yeah. -And one time I don't remember. -No, I don't. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:24 | |
-Yeah. -It was a crazy night. LAUGHTER | 0:08:24 | 0:08:28 | |
-Ten past one, Rob! -I've had similar experiences with Ronnie Corbett | 0:08:28 | 0:08:35 | |
where the two of us are smashed off our tits. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
Literally no memory of what time we left the golf club. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:42 | |
So it seems silly to ask you if you're a party girl. Don't you try to deny it! | 0:08:44 | 0:08:50 | |
-Slightly retired. I'm a country bumpkin now. -You moved to the country. Is that a real thing? | 0:08:50 | 0:08:56 | |
It's not like a stage! It's real. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
-I've got a veggie patch and everything. -A veggie patch? | 0:08:59 | 0:09:04 | |
-It's not a euphemism, Noel. So you're out in the country and you're acting more now. -I am. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:10 | |
-Is that as big a thing as the music? -I think music's my first love. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:15 | |
I couldn't ever not do music. But acting, yeah, totally. Love it. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:20 | |
I nearly wanted you. We had you in the top three for St Trinian's with Ricky from Kaiser Chiefs. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:26 | |
-Did he do it in the end? -Yeah. You weren't available. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:30 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
-Cheers(!) -That was a narrow miss. -Yeah. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:37 | |
-What did you do before you became fabulous? You were a beautician? -I was a beauty school dropout. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:47 | |
Oh, lovely. From Grease. Now you're getting down to my level. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:51 | |
So that means you can look at people and make judgments. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
-Be very honest. -OK. -Noel Fielding, Rob Brydon. Two out there guys. | 0:09:55 | 0:10:00 | |
If you had to... Give me a minute. If you had to pick, | 0:10:00 | 0:10:04 | |
if you had to single out one for being a little bit styly... | 0:10:04 | 0:10:09 | |
Oh, I don't know. It depends whether I like smart guys or Camden guys. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:14 | |
-Suddenly there's a rivalry between us. -I like a bit of both. -Do you? | 0:10:14 | 0:10:19 | |
-Oh...! -LAUGHTER | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
-Did I? I wasn't, was I? -I just didn't imagine I'd be having a threesome with Rob Brydon. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:29 | |
-Of all the people! -Please don't say it like it was a terrible thought. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:33 | |
That superinjunction cost a lot of money. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:38 | |
DOORBELL | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
It's Rhys Darby! | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
Welcome. Wow! | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
-Rhys Darby, ladies and gentlemen. Have a seat. -Hi! How are you? | 0:11:03 | 0:11:08 | |
Rhys Darby from Flight of the Conchords. Now then, everybody tonight has come dressed up | 0:11:08 | 0:11:14 | |
because it's party time. Are you a big partygoer? | 0:11:14 | 0:11:19 | |
Oh, I'm king of the parties. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
-Really? -Not really. -LAUGHTER | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
Did you used to go...? Do you remember at the school disco at the end of the night, | 0:11:24 | 0:11:30 | |
all having a great time, and then they'd play Happy Christmas (War Is Over)? | 0:11:30 | 0:11:35 | |
# So this is Christmas... # And that was when all your mates would pair off with girls | 0:11:35 | 0:11:41 | |
and I would be stood at the edge of the dance floor with my nose pressed against the window pane. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:48 | |
A metaphorical window pane. Or were you one of the boys who managed to nab a girl | 0:11:48 | 0:11:55 | |
-for that important last dance/snog? -Well, I'll admit | 0:11:55 | 0:11:59 | |
I'm a keen dancer. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
And...and what I lacked in the initial, social, conversational period | 0:12:02 | 0:12:08 | |
I would more than make up for once the song's come on. I really clear my own space. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:15 | |
You can ask anyone | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
and I am probably the hottest dancer that I know. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:21 | |
Well, Rhys, I mean, we have a band. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:25 | |
We have a rug. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
-What a Christmas treat... -What a treat! -..if you would bust some moves | 0:12:28 | 0:12:33 | |
-to give us a... -CHEERING | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
-I mean, guys, anything. What tempo would suit you, Rhys? -You want upbeat. -They can do upbeat. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:43 | |
They do nuclear. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
-They go very fast. -Have you got any Jive Bunny and the mastermixes? | 0:12:45 | 0:12:50 | |
-There he goes. -FRANTIC MUSIC PLAYS | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
Wow! | 0:13:15 | 0:13:16 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
Thank you! | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
Are you on medication? | 0:13:28 | 0:13:31 | |
-LAUGHTER -No. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
Everybody loves Flight of the Conchords and I loved Murray. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:39 | |
-Your character was sublime. Will we see more of him? -Well... | 0:13:39 | 0:13:44 | |
I would love to say yes and I certainly can't say no. I'd hate to think he wouldn't be done again. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:51 | |
Was it something that the boys...? Do you need half an hour to catch your breath? | 0:13:51 | 0:13:56 | |
Well, you saw what I just did! I did that and then straight away with another question! | 0:13:56 | 0:14:03 | |
"Tell us about your mother." | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
-All right. -The Conchords, it started off for most audiences here as a radio show. -Yeah. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:13 | |
Then it became the TV show for HBO and that took you to Hollywood. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:18 | |
-Yeah. -How did that come about? | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
We did the Conchords on HBO, | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
so even that was very popular. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
It was on a cable channel, so there were so many millions of people that never saw it, | 0:14:26 | 0:14:31 | |
but of course, when it came out on DVD, a lot of people saw it after that. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:36 | |
-On the one DVD? -There's two DVDs now. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:39 | |
-You pass the DVDs around? -We pass them round. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
Yeah. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
So all the cast and crew saw it. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
And then word got out, you see. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
It was big in the comedy circles. You're familiar with those circles. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:54 | |
Yes, I am. We're going to talk more in a little minute, | 0:14:54 | 0:14:58 | |
but just sit back and relax now and please welcome the very, very funny Charlie Baker! | 0:14:58 | 0:15:04 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
Hello! | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
That's very nice of you. That's enough. I might be rubbish! | 0:15:14 | 0:15:18 | |
Hello, I'm Charlie Baker. I'm waiting for Jack Black to die. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:22 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
I've only ever met a couple of very famous people. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:31 | |
Jay-Z, Jay-Z, the world's biggest rapper, Jay-Z. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
I don't know about you, but if I see someone famous, I have a little voic in the back of my head | 0:15:34 | 0:15:40 | |
that goes, "There's Jay-Z there. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
"There's Jay-Z, the world's biggest rapper. There he is. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:47 | |
"Go and speak to Jay-Z. Go on. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
"Say something to him. Show him your cardigan. Do something." | 0:15:49 | 0:15:53 | |
I've got to say something to Jay-Z, so I said this, ladies and gentlemen | 0:15:53 | 0:15:58 | |
I said this to the world's biggest rapper. "Jay-Z!" | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
I went for a high five with the world's biggest rapper. I'm thinking "You look a right knob now! | 0:16:05 | 0:16:11 | |
"You look an absolute penis here! He's not going to give you a high five." | 0:16:11 | 0:16:16 | |
But he did. He gave me the high five Bang, yeah, pretty good! | 0:16:16 | 0:16:21 | |
APPLAUSE Come here. Come here. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
Come here, look. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:26 | |
Whoa! Feel pretty good now, don't you? | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
It's in a sort of six degrees of separation way, right? | 0:16:28 | 0:16:32 | |
You have just touched the hand that's touched the hand | 0:16:32 | 0:16:36 | |
that has touched Beyonce's knockers. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
Yeah, pretty good, eh? Have another go. Go on, go on. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:42 | |
Get lost, she's not a slag. She's not a slag. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:46 | |
If you liked it, you should've put a ring on it. It's your own fault. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:51 | |
I've been in pantomime, but the one thing I did learn, and I'm going to teach you tonight, | 0:16:51 | 0:16:56 | |
is the three secret moves. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
There's three secret dance moves. They're brilliant. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:02 | |
You'll go to any panto this Christmas or any am-dram show and you'll see these three moves. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:08 | |
Here's the first move you require if you want to be in any amateur dramatics dance show - the side sway | 0:17:08 | 0:17:14 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
The second one is a bit more difficult. It's the box step. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:25 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
And the third one is my own personal favourite - the knee bounce. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:33 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
The reason they use these moves is because they work for any show tune at all. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:45 | |
What was that? Luck Be A Lady, a bit of Guys And Dolls. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:49 | |
# Luck be a lady tonight | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
# Luck be a lady tonight | 0:17:52 | 0:17:55 | |
# Luck if you've ever been a lady to begin with | 0:17:55 | 0:17:59 | |
# Luck be a lady tonight... # APPLAUSE | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
A bit of Oklahoma! Here we go. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
A bit of Rodgers and Hammerstein. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
# Oh, what a beautiful morning | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
# Oh, what a beautiful day | 0:18:10 | 0:18:14 | |
# I got a beautiful feeling | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
# Everything's going my... # | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
What's that? Christmas. Here we go. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
# Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way | 0:18:21 | 0:18:25 | |
# Oh, what fun it is to ride on a one-horse open sleigh... # | 0:18:25 | 0:18:29 | |
It's a bit camp, that one. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
Have a happy Christmas. I'm Charlie Baker. Good night! Thank you very much! | 0:18:32 | 0:18:37 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
Charlie Baker! Thanks, Charlie. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
Now then, Rhys, do they have Christmas in New Zealand? | 0:18:48 | 0:18:53 | |
-We do. -Yeah? -We do, of course. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
-Big Christmas, family? -Yes, of course. It's like it is here. | 0:18:56 | 0:19:00 | |
It's... It's very confusing in New Zealand on that side of the world because it's summer. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:06 | |
-Yes. -As you can imagine, it's the opposite of what's going on here. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:11 | |
It's the opposite of winter, isn't it? | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
-Yes. -LAUGHTER | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
And yet our culture is the same, so we get all the same Christmas songs | 0:19:17 | 0:19:22 | |
and all the same sort of festive affair that you have here with the snow. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:28 | |
-Which makes it even more confusing. -Exactly. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:32 | |
So we have people that spray fake snow on all the windows | 0:19:32 | 0:19:36 | |
and it's a bit sad. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
You have your own children now. Two, is that right? | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
Do you put out a little carrot for the reindeer? | 0:19:43 | 0:19:47 | |
-Well, yes. -I do that as well. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
We had to move houses because our first house didn't have any chimney | 0:19:50 | 0:19:54 | |
and so the younger son Finn who was four at the time said, "Santa can't get here." | 0:19:54 | 0:20:00 | |
So we had to shift. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
He's one of these kids that says, "There's no logical way Santa could get in here | 0:20:03 | 0:20:08 | |
"and I'm going to miss out." | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
We said, "He comes through the door of houses that don't have chimneys." "No, he doesn't." | 0:20:10 | 0:20:17 | |
So we had to actually shift which was a shame because we had a great house. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:22 | |
Now we've got a much smaller house, but it's got a massive chimney. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:26 | |
He gets loads of presents, so he's happy. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
What people may not know about you, I was amazed to find out, is that you were in the New Zealand Army. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:35 | |
Oh! | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
They don't believe it. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:42 | |
What is the purpose of the New Zealand Army? Are you keeping Australia at bay? | 0:20:42 | 0:20:47 | |
-What does it do? -It's a small army, but we do the same thing every army does, except, I guess... | 0:20:47 | 0:20:54 | |
Look, when I was in there, there was a lot of rescuing sheep, to be honest. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:59 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
We didn't fight in any conflicts in the last ten years. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
What was your role? Infantryman, paratrooper? | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
Oh, no, I was a signaller. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
A signaller? So...beep-beep-beep. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
-Yes, Morse Code. -Beep-beep-beep, beep-beep-beep. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:18 | |
Oh, thanks very much(!) That's a bit rude! | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
Doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, dee-dee, doo-doo-doo-doo! | 0:21:21 | 0:21:25 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
DOORBELL | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
LIVELY FOLK MUSIC | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
It's Angelos Epithemiou! | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
Welcome. How are you? All right, come on in. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:47 | |
Come on in. Thank you very much. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:21:51 | 0:21:54 | |
Angelos, please, have a seat. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
I will sit here, but I am not supposed to be anywhere near this woman. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:06 | |
-Why? -I've taken out a restraining order on her because she will not leave me alone. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:14 | |
-What are you talking about? -It's phone calls, it's faxes, it's emails. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:19 | |
You have got to get it in your head it is never going to happen! | 0:22:19 | 0:22:24 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:22:24 | 0:22:27 | |
If she promises not to bother you, will you join us? | 0:22:28 | 0:22:33 | |
-Don't touch me! -I won't. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:35 | |
Now, I have to ask you... Sarah, Sarah... Let's not involve the authorities. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:40 | |
-You're winding me up. Whoa! -The first thing I have to ask you is what's in your bag? | 0:22:40 | 0:22:47 | |
Well, in the bag tonight, I've got all sorts of rubbish. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:51 | |
I've got... I've got this | 0:22:51 | 0:22:54 | |
which is me. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
-So you don't get recognised? -I just bung it on people's faces like that, | 0:22:56 | 0:23:00 | |
then I've got some idea of what it's like to talk to me. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:04 | |
LAUGHTER It's good fun. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
Now then, I know you through Vic and Bob. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
-Yes. -How are they? | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
I don't know. I don't see them. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:17 | |
We do not socialise outside of the show | 0:23:17 | 0:23:21 | |
because I have not forgiven them for tricking me into doing it in the first place. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:27 | |
How have you been celebrating Christmas? What would be a typical Christmas for you? | 0:23:28 | 0:23:33 | |
I would celebrate Christmas usually with me family. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:37 | |
With me mum and me dad and me four brothers - | 0:23:37 | 0:23:40 | |
Agatheus, Agamemnon, Apostolos and Algerius, right? | 0:23:40 | 0:23:44 | |
We'd go round the house and celebrate it there, but I haven' heard from them since September, | 0:23:46 | 0:23:51 | |
so I don't know what's happening this year. I think they'll call me. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:56 | |
I have been round to their house and it's all boarded up, so I don't know what's going on. | 0:23:56 | 0:24:01 | |
But they'll ring me in due course to let me know the festivity arrangements. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:06 | |
-I look forward to it as well. -Did... -Hold on a second. A question from Sarah. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:11 | |
-You can come to mine if you want. -Hmm? -Come to mine if you want. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:15 | |
This is exactly what I'm talking about! | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
Will you leave it alone? | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
-I'm only being polite. -We had that one night in the Holiday Inn. -Yes. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:29 | |
And we both agreed you was rubbish. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
You didn't know what you were doing, fumbling around, | 0:24:31 | 0:24:36 | |
so from now on, it's just a "no"! | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
You've got to be brutal because she'll only, backstage, flash me her bits and I don't want to see it. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:44 | |
It's Christmas. Everybody's in the party spirit. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:48 | |
Are you a party man yourself? | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
Yeah, big time, big time, | 0:24:50 | 0:24:54 | |
because people want me to come to their parties all the time. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:58 | |
They look at me and they go, "Yeah, I like the look of him." | 0:24:58 | 0:25:02 | |
Oh, yes, yes. But what's going on upstairs? | 0:25:02 | 0:25:06 | |
That's what they want to know and there's a lot going on up there. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:11 | |
I like to talk about things like music | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
and other stuff and politics and all that sort of stuff. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:19 | |
You'd be in the kitchen in the party, not cutting a rug like Rhys? | 0:25:19 | 0:25:23 | |
No, I'd just be in the kitchen having a chat and all that sort of carry-on and holding court. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:30 | |
-That's what I'd be doing. -And no sor of music would tempt you out? | 0:25:30 | 0:25:34 | |
-Not at all. -Not even if it was Tiger Feet by Mud? | 0:25:34 | 0:25:38 | |
Well, that would tempt me out, yes. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:40 | |
Or Fox On The Run by Sweet or anything from the '60s or 'the 70s. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:45 | |
Pretty much anything I'll go and dance to, actually. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
I hate being in the kitchen at parties. I'm no good at it. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:53 | |
Do any of you have party tricks that you do? | 0:25:53 | 0:25:56 | |
Any little things that you can sort of just...? Yes, yes, Rhys? | 0:25:56 | 0:26:01 | |
Take that. Listen to this. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
Two, two, testing. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
That's not it, is it? | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
What I'll do is I'll do... | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
For the festive season, I'll do the sound effects of Santa arriving | 0:26:11 | 0:26:17 | |
at the top of the house | 0:26:17 | 0:26:20 | |
and then coming down the chimney to put the presents under the tree. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:25 | |
Here he comes. Santa arriving, folks. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:28 | |
MAKES FAST GALLOPING SOUND | 0:26:30 | 0:26:32 | |
MAKES THUMPING SOUNDS | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
Ohh! Aagh! | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 | |
COUGHS | 0:26:48 | 0:26:50 | |
Ho ho ho! | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
-APPLAUSE -Very good. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:55 | |
That was... That was special. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:01 | |
So we're heading to a new year. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:04 | |
What does it hold for my guests tonight? | 0:27:04 | 0:27:07 | |
Rhys, where will you be? Which hemisphere will you be in? | 0:27:07 | 0:27:11 | |
-It's hard to say. You don't know what's round the next corner. -More movies? | 0:27:11 | 0:27:16 | |
Yes, films, television, a book as well. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:20 | |
-Reading or writing? -LAUGHTER | 0:27:20 | 0:27:23 | |
Yeah, uh, reading. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
You're just planning to buy a book. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
Well, we wish you luck with that. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:32 | |
-Angelos? -I'm just going to put me feet up. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 | |
I've got about 70 episodes of Crimewatch to get through. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:39 | |
I've had them recorded since 1994 an you don't get the time to watch 'em. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:43 | |
You can't catch up cos they're always making new ones, | 0:27:43 | 0:27:47 | |
so I'm going to watch them | 0:27:47 | 0:27:49 | |
and I'll just be living off the profits of my DVD what is out now. | 0:27:49 | 0:27:54 | |
CHEERING | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
On that festive note, let me say a big thank you to all my guests tonight. | 0:27:56 | 0:28:01 | |
Thanks to everybody who has joined in our special festive party. | 0:28:01 | 0:28:04 | |
To finish, we shall have some music! | 0:28:04 | 0:28:07 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:28:07 | 0:28:10 | |
LIVELY FOLK MUSIC | 0:28:16 | 0:28:18 | |
CHEERING | 0:28:19 | 0:28:20 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:28:58 | 0:29:01 | |
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