Blind Auditions 5: Highlights The Voice LOUDER

- What

time is it, Marvin?

- Ah! Er, it's time for The Voice...

Louder...

the only place you'll get to see things like this.

'The Voice got very flirtatious this week.

'We take a look at some of the sauciest moments

in a very Carry On kind of way.'

I think I could lead you down a VERY wrong path!

Let's get things rolling by taking a look at this week's highlights.

Cue round-up.

EMMA: 'First, Steven Alexander got

Kylie out of her chair and dancing.

'Hang

on a minute, is that Diva?

Must have got locked in.'

- All right, Tom? - All

right, Tom?

'Someone get her a sandwich.'

MARVIN: 'Inspired by

Steven Alexander's auntie,

'Will gave us a little blast of the Sister Sledge classic.'

# We are family

# Hey-hey hey-hey, yeah

# I got my auntie in the back Oh, yeah! #

'Erm, I don't think those are the lyrics. But

I like it.

'It's that time again, time for a Burning Question.'

This is a question for

Will.

You've had your song played on Mars, right?

But if you could pick any song in the world by another artist

to be beamed onto Jupiter,

what would it be?

Why would we want a song played on Jupiter?

MARVIN: 'Thanks, Will.'

EMMA: '57-year-old Fiona Kelly has another man in her life,

'and she wanted to confess all.'

Bob is my horse.

And I love Bob!

'This isn't Jeremy Kyle, Fiona.

'Ricky then did

a great

Liam Gallagher impression.'

DRAWLS: And I'm sure

Gary

would've really liked it, as well.

'Oh, sorry, I've just got word from the producer. That

was Gary Barlow.'

EMMA TUTS

MARVIN: 'Next up to take the stage was Chris Royal.

'Yes...'

LORDE: # Royal, royal It don't run in our blood... #

'..Chris

Royal.'

EMMA: 'Elesha Paul Moses was here last year,

'only she

looked

a heck of a lot different.

'And as pointed out by Will,

'she has a truly amazing ability you will not believe.'

Your hair grew fast.

It did. I know.

- Sometimes it

does, doesn't it?

- It does.

'Now THAT is a superpower.

'I'm not sure how it comes in use, though.'

MARVIN: 'Will, do you want a fun-size pack of cheesy puffs

or jumbo size?'

# Jumbo, jumbo... #

'OK, you got it.'

EMMA: 'Max Murphy - judo champion and the man with the swagger.'

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE: # I'm bringing sexy back, yeah!

# Them other

boys

don't know how to act... #

'When 16-year-old Joe Keegan told the coaches what

he does in spare time,

'the outcome was inevitable.'

I'm an

Irish dancer, so...

'Cue will.i.flatley.'

'Will showed us

what it was like

fighting leprechauns in his dreams.'

What, you want to start something?

MARVIN: 'We promised you the best flirty moments from this

week's show,

'and here they all are.'

I think I could lead you down a

VERY wrong path.

Really?

Let's spend some time together. I need to see you.

OK.

I can do a forward roll.

I might need his help.

I'm bouncing around here,

which means I'm excited!

Oh, it's happening.

And this could be happening.

- I can see it happening. - I can see it happening!

I like having to get forceful...

with you.

What's your name again? Did somebody ask you

what your name is already?

I've been looking at you, so I haven't been...

You were kind of like me, but just CURVIER!

Now I've looked...

..it's complete, really.

# Come on, now, baby, baby, baby, bay-bay-baby

now... #

MARVIN: 'James Byron there,

'who Will seems determined

should be the next 007.'

My name is James Byron.

- James Bond? - James Byron, yeah.

'That would shake up

the franchise a bit.'

Shaken, not stirred.

EMMA: 'The very sexy Jade Mayjean Peters got all four chairs turning

'and the coaches lost for words, like, literally lost for words!

'But before we see that, let's look

at the coaches' chair turns.

'There were some good ones for Jade.

'The "Oi, wake up, Wilson" from

Ricky.

'The "Last few riders,

jump on" from Will.

'Oh! Just the standard

from Sir Tom, then.

'Bit disappointing.'

Hello!

'Guys?

'Er, excuse me,

guys...'

No-one can talk.

'Hello, guys?'

- Erm... - 'Can

you talk?'

Erm... I thought...

..you ripped it.

'Is anyone going to mention

the slit up Jade's dress?'

I got slits.

No, I don't have slits.

I just had to, just in case somebody takes that from YouTube

and, like, puts it all over

the internet,

like "I got slits!"

'Too late, Will.'

I got slits, slits, slit-slit-slit-slit-slits.

Slit, slit, slits. Slits. Slits, slits, slits.

Slits, slits. Slits, slits, slits. Slits, slits.

MARVIN: 'Here at The Voice Louder,

'we like to give the

artists a chance

to show off their hidden talents.

'This week, Jade Mayjean Peters.'

Hey, check out my really weird party trick.

EMMA: 'Whoo! That really is

something.

'Next up is...

'Marvin?

'Marvin! What are you doing up there? You're supposed to be hosting.

'Is that even allowed

in the rules?

'Oh-ho-ho, wait, it's actually Femi Santiago.'

So proud of

you.

And I only just met you, but I feel like I know you,

if only cos we look a little bit similar.

'Marvin and Femi, together at last.'

MARVIN: 'We can see you've been enjoying our photo caption

quiz.

'We asked you to come up with a caption for this little pic here.'

EMMA: 'Our favourite one was...

'Thanks to David Marper for

that one.

'And we also had this lovely pic

'of the very lovely Miss

Kylie

Minogue for you to caption.'

MARVIN: 'Now, a lot of you went

'for the old-school rave-up

dance move, including:'

EMMA: 'Thanks for all of your suggestions.

'Keep your

eyes peeled

for more "What Do You Meme?"

'this week on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram.'

Sadly, that's all we have time for this week,

but we will be back.

Yes, we will, indeed, with all of this.

In the meantime, keep your comments,

pics and videos coming.

We'll see you soon on The Voice...

Go on, if you must. You can do it. Just once.

Louder!

See you later.