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Oof! | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
What a location! | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
Si. The mighty Colosseum. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
The glory of Roma. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
Doesn't it stir your... your imagination? | 0:02:33 | 0:02:37 | |
You bet it does, baby! Do you people realise | 0:02:36 | 0:02:40 | |
what a shopping centre it could be? Plenty of parking, too. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:45 | |
Here it is, ladies and gentlemen, | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
the world's highest office building! Hawk Plaza! | 0:02:59 | 0:03:03 | |
130 storeys of man-made glory! | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
In a few hours, Hawk Enterprises will break ground on this project. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:12 | |
"How did it happen?" you ask. Here's the man who made it possible! | 0:03:12 | 0:03:17 | |
Thank you, friends. Thank you. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
My heart is too full to speak. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
Ah, you see, | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
you've brought a tear to this flinty old eye. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:41 | |
So all I can say is thank you. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
Thank you for letting me share a moment of your precious time. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:49 | |
Get those dead-heads out before they drink all my booze. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:57 | |
All right, everyone, to my office... | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
BUZZER | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
Hello? | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
'Mr Barnsdorf, sir.' | 0:04:02 | 0:04:03 | |
Hello, Barnsdorf. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
When will it be ready for us to start digging? | 0:04:05 | 0:04:10 | |
What do you mean? | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
That site's as clean as a... | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
What's that?! | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
I thought we got rid of that crummy house months ago! | 0:04:15 | 0:04:19 | |
A small hold-up. Old lady Steinmetz won't sign the papers. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:25 | |
One little beat-up old lady | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
makes monkeys of the most overpaid lawyers in the land! | 0:04:25 | 0:04:30 | |
C'mon, boys! I expect action. I'd better get it or else! | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
She doesn't seem to trust us. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:40 | |
Well, of course she doesn't! Look at yourselves. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:40 | |
Your own mothers wouldn't trust you. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
What we need is someone so nauseatingly innocent, | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
so stomach-churningly helpful and so dumb, | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
anyone would trust 'em! | 0:04:51 | 0:04:56 | |
BUZZER | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
A Willoughby Whitfield for you. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
He says he's your nephew. | 0:04:56 | 0:05:02 | |
'Whoever he is, throw him out. And don't bother me again!' | 0:04:58 | 0:05:02 | |
Say, wait. Is he the dumb-looking kid of my sister's from back east, | 0:05:02 | 0:05:08 | |
goes to law school or something? | 0:05:08 | 0:05:14 | |
He finished law school. He's a full-fledged lawyer. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:14 | |
He's a full-fledged lawyer! | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
Send him in! | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
Mr Hawk will see you now. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
Oh... | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
Thank you. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
Come in, boy. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
Come in! | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
Isn't he beautiful? | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
Uncle Alonzo, I hereby present you | 0:05:40 | 0:05:44 | |
with the Furze Law College Humanitarian of the Year award. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:48 | |
Well, well, well. Humanitarian of the Year, eh? | 0:05:48 | 0:05:52 | |
Look, kid, I know such awards go to a lot of strange ducks, but why me? | 0:05:52 | 0:05:58 | |
I was the award committee. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:06 | |
You put in the fix? You took care of your Uncle Alonzo? Smart boy. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:06 | |
I admire anyone who can use juice properly. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:11 | |
Juice? | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
Yes, juice. How to use muscle, influence. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:15 | |
How to bend things your way. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:20 | |
Oh, no. Goodness, no. It wasn't dishonest. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:20 | |
I thought it over and couldn't think of anyone any more deserving. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:26 | |
How come? | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
Oh, Mother was always saying what a great man her brother was. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:31 | |
Replacing dirty old buildings with shiny new ones, | 0:06:31 | 0:06:35 | |
sending us fruit at Christmas. You were her idol. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:41 | |
Can't you clowns get out of here? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
I'd like to have a nice talk with my...favourite nephew. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:46 | |
When I look into your eyes and see the light of idealism aglow there, | 0:06:48 | 0:06:53 | |
it makes me young again | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
and ready for battle! | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
Battle? | 0:06:58 | 0:07:02 | |
Yes, battle! It is never easy for us idealists. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
And now I am going to give you a chance | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
to put that idealism into play on your very first job. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:09 | |
Ohhh...! | 0:07:09 | 0:07:15 | |
Picture, if you will, a tough little old lady | 0:07:11 | 0:07:15 | |
living in a run-down, rat-infested fire house, | 0:07:15 | 0:07:19 | |
bang in the way of our latest civic benefaction. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
There are builders who might find it in their hearts | 0:07:22 | 0:07:26 | |
to be vindictive to this old lady. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
They might say that... she feeds on the misery of the poor | 0:07:29 | 0:07:33 | |
in that forsaken neighbourhood. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
That she rolls drunks, teaches small children to steal, | 0:07:36 | 0:07:41 | |
and make them bring most of the take to her. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:45 | |
Would I, Alonzo Hawk, | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
Humanitarian of the Year, | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
stoop to such tactics?! | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
On the contrary, I would do all I could | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
to help that tough, no-good, little old lady. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
I'd pay a large sum for her worthless land | 0:07:58 | 0:08:02 | |
and provide - at special price to her - | 0:08:01 | 0:08:05 | |
a lifetime lease in Eternity Towers, | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
that beautiful new haven for old people like her. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
It has a gymnasium, a sauna, | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
and shows Rudolph Valentino movies. A beauty parlour, a hobby centre, | 0:08:14 | 0:08:20 | |
and instead of cooking her heart out | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
over a hot stove, automatic machines in every hall | 0:08:23 | 0:08:27 | |
will serve everything from pizza to hot chilli. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:31 | |
Wouldn't it make your whole being happy to be part of all that? | 0:08:31 | 0:08:36 | |
When can I start? | 0:08:36 | 0:08:40 | |
Here's the address. Get moving. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
-Here. -Thanks, pal. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
Ah, isn't it breathtaking? | 0:09:04 | 0:09:08 | |
Yeah, it's a mess all right. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
That guy Hawk ought to be hung. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:12 | |
What? | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
DOOR BUZZER | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
I'm coming! | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
Mrs Steinmetz? I'm Willoughby Whitfield. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
I'd like to discuss a little business. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:31 | |
Well, come in, won't you? | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
I can't. This car has rolled onto my foot. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:34 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:40 | |
I guess you forgot to set the brake. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:40 | |
Herbie, aren't you ashamed? | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
Get off Mr Whitfield's foot! Herbie protects me. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:44 | |
Herbie? | 0:09:44 | 0:09:48 | |
But I am capable of taking care of myself. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
I was about to make myself | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
a nice cup of tea. Come in and have one. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:55 | |
Oh, thank you. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
I do have to humour Herbie. He used to be a famous racing car. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:59 | |
His driver went to Europe to drive, so he's a bit sensitive. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:04 | |
You can understand that. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:08 | |
Yes. Now to get down to business, | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
people are worried about you living in this firetrap so I came to... | 0:10:08 | 0:10:15 | |
Fire house, my man, not firetrap. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
Fire house, yes. Be that as it may, the least we can do... | 0:10:14 | 0:10:19 | |
MUSIC BLARES | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
Stop that! | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
That's downright rude. MUSIC STOPS | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
Do you know what he was playing? | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
"Do Not Trust Him, Gentle Maiden." Nothing personal. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:32 | |
-He's a friend of Herbie's. -A friend of Herbie's? | 0:10:32 | 0:10:36 | |
So is Old 22. You may as well meet all the family while you're here. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:42 | |
Number 22 used to be on the Clay Street line. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
BELL CLANGS | 0:10:45 | 0:10:52 | |
Herbie found him in a vacant lot. He'd been used as a chicken house. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:52 | |
He's much happier here, of course. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
I understand you have an emotional attachment to this old building... | 0:10:55 | 0:11:02 | |
Oh, indeed I have! | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
I was married here to my late husband, | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
Captain Steinmetz of the Fire Service - a hero of the Great Fire. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:10 | |
We understand, Mrs Steinmetz, so Mr Hawk has authorised... | 0:11:10 | 0:11:15 | |
You're from Hawk?! But you have a nice face, | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
not at all like those ruffians he usually sends around. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:23 | |
If you just look at the size of this cheque, Mrs Steinmetz. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:28 | |
I know nothing about money. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
My nephew, Tennessee, usually takes care of me. He used to live here. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:34 | |
He had to rush to Tibet because his guru got sick. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:39 | |
If you'd just look at... | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
What's a guru? | 0:11:39 | 0:11:45 | |
His teacher. My nephew studies Oriental Philosophy. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:45 | |
It's how he learnt that things have an inner life, | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
like wind and rain, traffic lights and can-openers | 0:11:48 | 0:11:52 | |
and flowers and cars. That's how Herbie and Tennessee became friends. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:58 | |
This money will last for the rest of your life. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
Course, I didn't have to study Oriental philosophy. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:06 | |
I could simply talk to Herbie. It's in the blood. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
See you tomorrow! | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
Believe me, Mr Hawk has your interests at heart. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:20 | |
I have an agreement for you to glance at... | 0:12:20 | 0:12:25 | |
Oh, Nicole. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
This gentleman is from Mr Hawk. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
How do you do? | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYS | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
Oh, Mr Whitfield! Such a nice young man... | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
Bothering us again, are they? | 0:12:35 | 0:12:39 | |
Oh, you've hurt your hand. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
Oh, on the contrary, it feels marvellous. Mwah! | 0:12:39 | 0:12:44 | |
Are you all right, Mr Whitfield? | 0:12:44 | 0:12:50 | |
What was that? | 0:12:46 | 0:12:50 | |
Nicole Harris, a brave young lady. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
She works for the airline. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
Last week she laid out a hijacker with a bottle of wine. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:56 | |
If you or Hawk's stooges call again, you'll get worse! | 0:12:56 | 0:13:02 | |
Please, Nicole. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
Mr Whitfield and I were having a nice chat. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:07 | |
I'll bet! But isn't it time | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
for your nap? Mr Whitfield is just going! | 0:13:07 | 0:13:11 | |
Very well. Goodbye, Mr Whitfield, I hope to see you again soon. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:16 | |
-Mrs Steinmetz, you... -Out. Out! | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
Have a heart. This is my first job, I can't afford to fail. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:23 | |
I said out...! | 0:13:23 | 0:13:27 | |
Oh, but... | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
All right. All right. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
Miss, you seem sensible. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
Living alone in this crummy place is no place for an elderly woman. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:46 | |
What do you mean, alone? | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
She has me and she has Herbie! | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
Exactly. That goofy story about this car shows she's coming apart. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:56 | |
So you think it's goofy? | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
Of course. Don't you? | 0:13:56 | 0:14:01 | |
How would you like to go for a little ride? | 0:13:57 | 0:14:01 | |
I thought you didn't like me. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
I'd like you to ride in Herbie. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
I'd like that very much. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:13 | |
Well, that's very nice of you. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:13 | |
I'll be ready in a minute. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
HORN BLARES | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
All right, Herbie. Let's go. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
Miss Harris, why does an intelligent young woman talk to a car? | 0:14:29 | 0:14:34 | |
People might wonder. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
Don't listen, Herbie. Move it. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:43 | |
I understand Mrs Steinmetz - old age has its fantasies. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:43 | |
It only proves she needs Mr Hawk's help. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:48 | |
Remember, Alonzo Hawk sent him. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
You and I know better. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:53 | |
Stubborn bolt-bucket! Always doing things your way! | 0:14:49 | 0:14:53 | |
Let's stop kidding. This is an ordinary car, | 0:14:53 | 0:14:57 | |
like a million other ordinary, rather unattractive... | 0:14:57 | 0:15:01 | |
You shouldn't say that, Herbie's sensitive about his looks. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:08 | |
OK, you've had your laugh. Stop now. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
He won't stop until you say sorry. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
Miss Harris, it upsets me that you try to maintain this fiction... | 0:15:11 | 0:15:16 | |
Ooohhh! | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
CAR HORNS BLARE | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
Please, tell Herbie you're sorry. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:25 | |
All right. Herbie, I'm sorry. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
Well, what do you think now? | 0:15:26 | 0:15:34 | |
I think you're a skilled driver but I don't want you to drive me again. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:34 | |
You think it's a trick? | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
Yes.I think it's all a trick. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
Well, would you like to drive? | 0:15:37 | 0:15:43 | |
Yes. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:43 | |
Good. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
There, you see? As I was saying, this is just an ordinary, | 0:15:57 | 0:16:01 | |
rather stupid-looking... | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
What do I do now? | 0:16:05 | 0:16:11 | |
Too late. I hope Herbie still has a sense of humour. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:11 | |
Chicken Tournament, jousting today? What's it up to now? | 0:16:29 | 0:16:33 | |
I don't know. It's hard to say sometimes. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:37 | |
'The gallant contenders are taking their place on the field of honour.' | 0:16:38 | 0:16:44 | |
At the north end, the tournament's undefeated champion. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:48 | |
Fearless, brutal, | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
unforgiving. The Red Knight! | 0:16:50 | 0:16:54 | |
CHEERING | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
At the south end, his stout-hearted adversary, | 0:16:58 | 0:17:03 | |
the ever-popular | 0:17:03 | 0:17:04 | |
Sir Lancelot! | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
I hope Herbie's not up to what I think he's up to. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:13 | |
Give the signal, your Majesty. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
FANFARE | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
What are they doing? Seems dangerous. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
Hey, what are THEY doing? | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
I think this is where I get out. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:56 | |
Good idea. I'll join you. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
'The victor thus far has demolished | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
'all who oppose him.' | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
Surviving champion, your favourite and mine, | 0:18:01 | 0:18:05 | |
the Red Knight! | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
CHEERING | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
At the other end, a mysterious new contender. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:16 | |
But names don't matter, | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
no-one lasts for long | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
against the Red Knight! | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
Let the joust begin! | 0:18:24 | 0:18:28 | |
FANFARE | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
No, Herbie, wait! | 0:18:30 | 0:18:31 | |
I take it all back. I'm sorry. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
I believe, Herbie! I believe! | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
My brave champion! You have won me! | 0:19:00 | 0:19:04 | |
Take me to your kingdom! | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
You win the bread, man. Three dollars. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:10 | |
Um, I think that I owe you an apology. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
Oh, no, I can't stand men who apologise. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
Er, well, may I take you to lunch? | 0:19:22 | 0:19:27 | |
All right. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
I had an apartment opposite the fire house. I loved it. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:42 | |
Then Alonzo Hawk tore it down, kicked me out. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
I bet it wasn't personal... | 0:19:45 | 0:19:50 | |
So I go crazy if I hear his name. How's the jaw? | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
-It's all right... Oooh! -I'm sorry. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
I didn't know it was your first job for Hawk. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
You can't know what a no-good he is. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
Miss Harris, you should know... | 0:19:59 | 0:20:06 | |
So, Mrs Steinmetz took me in until I found somewhere to live. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:06 | |
Now I stay on to protect her. I won't let rats from Alonzo Hawk | 0:20:06 | 0:20:10 | |
talk her out of her home. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:14 | |
Miss Harris, be fair... | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
Fair?! To Alonzo Hawk?! Has he conned you just like everyone else? | 0:20:14 | 0:20:19 | |
Well, I must say... | 0:20:19 | 0:20:25 | |
He built over the lot where the DiMaggios learned baseball! | 0:20:20 | 0:20:25 | |
His factories pollute all the fish in the bay! His skyscraper casts | 0:20:25 | 0:20:30 | |
a cold shadow on a playground all day! | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
Let me say... | 0:20:33 | 0:20:39 | |
He even kicked 30 Chinese families off Grand Avenue! | 0:20:34 | 0:20:39 | |
Please, Miss Harrison. Uncle Alonzo | 0:20:38 | 0:20:42 | |
would never do that! | 0:20:41 | 0:20:45 | |
Wait a minute. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
Uncle?! He's your uncle?! | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
Yes, that's why... | 0:20:47 | 0:20:51 | |
You rotten swine! | 0:20:48 | 0:20:51 | |
Here's your warm milk, Grandma. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
Be sure to drink it. It's very good for you. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
Yes, dear. Nicole, I'm still not sure why you hit him with a lobster. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:08 | |
Oh, Grandma, I wish I could stop doing things like that. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:13 | |
I really sort of like him. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
I'm glad to hear that. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
Brilliant, eligible lawyers don't grow on trees. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:24 | |
Grandma, what are you getting at? | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
Oh, nothing, dear. I just thought perhaps you could talk things over | 0:21:24 | 0:21:30 | |
with that nice Mr Whitfield. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
Nice try, Grandma. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
But if I want a young man I'll get him my way. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:39 | |
Yes, I suppose so, dear. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
Now stop hatching plots and go to sleep. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:43 | |
Yes, dear. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:45 | |
Goodnight, Grandma. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
Goodnight, dear. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
Goodnight, Herbie. Pleasant dreams. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
'He used to be a famous racing car... A famous racing car...' | 0:22:02 | 0:22:08 | |
'Used to be a famous racing car...' | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
CHEERING | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
CHEERING | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
Uncle Alonzo, | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
I dropped by to talk to you man to man | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
so I could look you squarely in the eye. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:24 | |
No, the make-up is due to a black eye. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:27 | |
A girl hit me in the face with a lobster at the mention of your name. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:34 | |
This same wonderful, intelligent, | 0:24:34 | 0:24:38 | |
clear-sighted girl | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
was able to convince me what kind of a person you are. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:44 | |
I do not hold with you cheating Mrs Steinmetz from her home | 0:24:44 | 0:24:48 | |
so that you may build a concrete ant hill | 0:24:48 | 0:24:52 | |
on the spot where she has known so much happiness. Hmm. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:57 | |
I think you are despicable, | 0:24:56 | 0:24:59 | |
greedy, grasping and wholly without principle or pity. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:04 | |
I also believe you are not a nice person. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:09 | |
If you write my mother, your sister Frieda, | 0:25:08 | 0:25:12 | |
do not tell her I wear make-up as a rule. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:15 | |
I am going back to Missouri, | 0:25:16 | 0:25:19 | |
so you may no longer use me as a cat's paw. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
I bid you farewell more in sorrow than in anger. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:27 | |
Please do not send any more fruit for Christmas. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:31 | |
HORN BLARES | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
HORN BLARES | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
Goodbye, Grandma! | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
Hi, everybody. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:48 | |
Hi, Herb. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
No hard feelings, OK? | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
I'm so glad you and Herbie decided to make up. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:12 | |
I'm off for a morning walk. Come along, we can have a chat. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:16 | |
No, I just came to say goodbye. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
I'm going home to Missouri. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
Oh, what a pity! | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
Nicole so hoped to see you again. She's a wonderful girl, | 0:26:22 | 0:26:27 | |
even if you don't agree with her. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
Oh, I DO agree now. Actually, I'm going to my uncle to tell him | 0:26:29 | 0:26:34 | |
exactly what I think of him. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:38 | |
Why, that's splendid! | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
It's time he heard the real truth. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:42 | |
Nicole will be thrilled! | 0:26:40 | 0:26:42 | |
Do wait until she comes back. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:49 | |
To be honest, I'm more afraid of her than I am of my uncle. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:49 | |
-Nonsense! She's just high-spirited. -For sure! | 0:26:49 | 0:26:53 | |
Goodbye, Mrs Steinmetz. Don't weaken about the fire house. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:58 | |
Don't worry, young man. | 0:26:56 | 0:26:58 | |
Call my nephew, wherever he is, and get him here. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:04 | |
Yes, sir. Mr Barnsdorf is holding. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:04 | |
Yes, Barnsdorf, whaddaya want? | 0:27:04 | 0:27:10 | |
Can we dig yet, Hawk? My boys are getting itchy. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
I'll tell you when to start digging. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:16 | |
Well, I got some high-price equipment and crews | 0:27:12 | 0:27:16 | |
sitting playing gin rummy and waiting for you. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:20 | |
It's costing you 80 grand a day. Ha, ha! | 0:27:20 | 0:27:23 | |
Just stop bugging me, Barnsdorf. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
You'll get the order to start any moment now. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:30 | |
And what do you want? | 0:27:30 | 0:27:35 | |
I'm sorry - your nephew has left his motel. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:35 | |
Whaddaya mean, left?! | 0:27:35 | 0:27:37 | |
When? Where? Who told him he could check out? | 0:27:37 | 0:27:41 | |
How dare he go when he knows I'm worried sick?! | 0:27:41 | 0:27:45 | |
I'll tear his gizzard to pieces! | 0:27:45 | 0:27:48 | |
I'll stomp him! I'll take this letter knife and stab the kid! | 0:27:48 | 0:27:53 | |
You know me, Millicent! Normally I'm a kind, fun-loving fellow, | 0:27:53 | 0:27:58 | |
but when I get crossed I go bananas. | 0:27:58 | 0:28:01 | |
TELEPHONE BUZZES | 0:28:01 | 0:28:04 | |
Yes? | 0:28:02 | 0:28:04 | |
Oh. It's your nephew. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:06 | |
Willoughby?! Willoughby, where are you? | 0:28:06 | 0:28:09 | |
Oh, hi, Uncle. I thought I'd save time and phone you the news. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:14 | |
Oh, marvellous. Great. Smart boy! That Hawk blood tells in the end. | 0:28:14 | 0:28:20 | |
HE IMITATES A SHIP'S HORN | 0:28:20 | 0:28:23 | |
All ashore that's going ashore. | 0:28:24 | 0:28:28 | |
HE WHISTLES | 0:28:28 | 0:28:31 | |
What's all that noise? | 0:28:31 | 0:28:33 | |
And what news? | 0:28:33 | 0:28:35 | |
Oh, the news I was leaving town. | 0:28:35 | 0:28:38 | |
Leaving...town?! | 0:28:38 | 0:28:40 | |
Er, I'm on the, er, ship-to-shore phone... | 0:28:40 | 0:28:44 | |
-CRACKLING -..from the deck of the Swedish freighter, | 0:28:44 | 0:28:48 | |
the Gustav Gustavson bound for Helsinki. | 0:28:48 | 0:28:51 | |
Helsinki?! | 0:28:51 | 0:28:58 | |
I'm glad you're taking this well. Why not leave Mrs Steinmetz alone? | 0:28:53 | 0:28:58 | |
Why you...!! | 0:28:58 | 0:29:00 | |
HE RANTS INCOHERENTLY | 0:29:00 | 0:29:04 | |
Haaaaaaaa...!! | 0:29:04 | 0:29:07 | |
RANTING CONTINUES | 0:29:07 | 0:29:09 | |
Don't worry, you'll feel better by morning. | 0:29:14 | 0:29:18 | |
Don't talk like an idiot! I feel better now. | 0:29:17 | 0:29:21 | |
Alonzo Hawk may be betrayed but he is never defeated. Out of my way! | 0:29:21 | 0:29:26 | |
Since none of you pitiful excuses for men have the muscle | 0:29:26 | 0:29:31 | |
to move a feeble old lady, I'll do it myself, | 0:29:31 | 0:29:34 | |
like I have to do everything. | 0:29:34 | 0:29:37 | |
-Now, now... -Shut up! | 0:29:37 | 0:29:39 | |
I'll start at number one - harassment. I wrote the book on it. | 0:29:39 | 0:29:43 | |
Shut off her phone, her water, send health and building inspectors. | 0:29:43 | 0:29:49 | |
Steal her dog! | 0:29:49 | 0:29:53 | |
She doesn't have a dog. | 0:29:50 | 0:29:53 | |
No dog?! A little old lady in a place like that? | 0:29:53 | 0:29:57 | |
Who looks out for her, how's she get around? | 0:29:56 | 0:30:01 | |
She has a little car she uses. | 0:29:59 | 0:30:01 | |
Well, go and pick it up! | 0:30:01 | 0:30:05 | |
Yes, Mr Hawk. | 0:30:03 | 0:30:05 | |
Bunch of lame brains... Hold it! You fellas | 0:30:05 | 0:30:08 | |
will probably even foul up this simple task. | 0:30:08 | 0:30:12 | |
The first team is on the job now. I'll get it myself. | 0:30:12 | 0:30:16 | |
Overeducated pinheads! | 0:30:18 | 0:30:21 | |
Take notes! See how the grown-ups do it. You may be unaware of it, | 0:30:24 | 0:30:29 | |
but I began my fabulous career repossessing motorcars. | 0:30:29 | 0:30:34 | |
At the age of 19 I was the best-known repossessor of cars | 0:30:34 | 0:30:38 | |
west of the Mississippi. Hot-Wire Hawk! | 0:30:38 | 0:30:42 | |
Observe, gentlemen. | 0:30:42 | 0:30:44 | |
Screwdriver, pair of pliers, | 0:30:44 | 0:30:47 | |
and a piece of wire. Now check your watches! | 0:30:47 | 0:30:50 | |
I will return with the object of my task | 0:30:50 | 0:30:53 | |
in 15 minutes or less. Let's go! | 0:30:53 | 0:30:56 | |
DOOR BUZZER | 0:31:16 | 0:31:17 | |
Nobody home, sir. | 0:31:24 | 0:31:30 | |
Thank you, Maxwell. I'll not be needing you anymore today. | 0:31:25 | 0:31:30 | |
LOCK CLICKS | 0:31:40 | 0:31:42 | |
ENGINE STARTS | 0:31:55 | 0:31:58 | |
Learn something young and you'll never forget it. | 0:31:58 | 0:32:03 | |
Except a six-year-old could steal this one-cylinder hair dryer! | 0:32:03 | 0:32:11 | |
BRAKES SQUEAL | 0:32:07 | 0:32:11 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:32:11 | 0:32:12 | |
CAR HORNS BLARE | 0:32:12 | 0:32:14 | |
QUIET!! | 0:32:20 | 0:32:22 | |
All right, buddy, let's get this thing... Oh, Mr Hawk. | 0:32:24 | 0:32:29 | |
What are you doing in this little car? | 0:32:29 | 0:32:34 | |
Just shut up and push! | 0:32:31 | 0:32:34 | |
Certainly, Mr Hawk. One tiny thing. Is the car | 0:32:34 | 0:32:38 | |
out of gear, sir? | 0:32:38 | 0:32:42 | |
Of course it is, you nitwit!! Just push! | 0:32:39 | 0:32:42 | |
All right, Mr Hawk. | 0:32:42 | 0:32:45 | |
OK, push. | 0:32:49 | 0:32:51 | |
ENGINE STARTS | 0:32:54 | 0:32:57 | |
Hey, wait a minute! What're you doing to my cab...? | 0:33:00 | 0:33:05 | |
THEY ALL SHOUT AT ONCE | 0:33:03 | 0:33:05 | |
Are we trying to get tough, Mr Hawk? | 0:33:05 | 0:33:11 | |
Don't you dare threaten me! | 0:33:08 | 0:33:11 | |
All right, Mr Hawk. | 0:33:11 | 0:33:13 | |
Well? | 0:33:13 | 0:33:17 | |
Three minutes to go. | 0:33:15 | 0:33:17 | |
Hello, Commissioner. | 0:33:18 | 0:33:20 | |
Got a little problem. | 0:33:23 | 0:33:25 | |
We gotta tow him out of here. | 0:33:25 | 0:33:28 | |
Now, Mr Hawk, sit quietly this time. Don't touch the pedals or gears. | 0:33:28 | 0:33:34 | |
Don't order me around! I shall do as I please. | 0:33:34 | 0:33:37 | |
The Commissioner shall hear about this. | 0:33:37 | 0:33:41 | |
I AM the Commissioner. | 0:33:41 | 0:33:47 | |
Then why are you wearing that monkey suit? The Commissioner | 0:33:42 | 0:33:47 | |
would dress in dignified clothes. | 0:33:46 | 0:33:50 | |
This is my dress uniform! | 0:33:50 | 0:33:52 | |
I'm going to a ceremony for "I Am A Policeman Day". | 0:33:52 | 0:33:56 | |
OK, let's go. | 0:33:56 | 0:33:59 | |
'Commissioner, call your office. There's been an accident. | 0:34:32 | 0:34:36 | |
'See the man, see the man.' | 0:34:36 | 0:34:39 | |
One minute. He'll never make it. | 0:34:39 | 0:34:45 | |
If Mr Hawk says he'll do it, he'll... Here he is! | 0:34:41 | 0:34:45 | |
Whoooaaaa...! | 0:34:46 | 0:34:49 | |
Get that car, dead or alive! | 0:34:49 | 0:34:53 | |
Right away, sir... | 0:34:50 | 0:34:53 | |
Mr Hawk. | 0:34:53 | 0:34:55 | |
If you'll sign a few of these citations, | 0:34:55 | 0:34:59 | |
compliments of the Commissioner. | 0:34:59 | 0:35:02 | |
Well, he's got more stuff than I thought. | 0:35:03 | 0:35:06 | |
Yes, | 0:35:06 | 0:35:08 | |
I'm sorry he's going, too. All right, see you later. Bye-bye. | 0:35:08 | 0:35:13 | |
'Flight 38, for Las Vegas...' | 0:35:13 | 0:35:19 | |
Mother, you've never saw Uncle Alonzo in such a rage. | 0:35:15 | 0:35:19 | |
He's probably having the airport watched. But he won't find me. | 0:35:19 | 0:35:24 | |
I'm in disguise. Disguise. | 0:35:24 | 0:35:26 | |
A beard and a moustache. | 0:35:26 | 0:35:29 | |
I know I promised not to grow a beard. | 0:35:29 | 0:35:32 | |
Don't you understand? It isn't real. No. | 0:35:31 | 0:35:36 | |
I will not go and apologise to Uncle Alonzo. | 0:35:36 | 0:35:39 | |
He is a greedy, unscrupulous, | 0:35:39 | 0:35:42 | |
no-good, er... | 0:35:42 | 0:35:44 | |
..thieving, er, er.... | 0:35:44 | 0:35:47 | |
er, coyote. Yes. Thank you, miss. | 0:35:47 | 0:35:50 | |
Oh... | 0:35:50 | 0:35:53 | |
No, Mother, my asthma's fine. Nothing's wrong! | 0:35:53 | 0:35:57 | |
Everything is...fine now. | 0:35:57 | 0:35:59 | |
This is the turning point of my life. | 0:36:00 | 0:36:03 | |
Uncle Alonzo pushed me around, you told me what to do | 0:36:03 | 0:36:07 | |
and then I met this... perfectly wonderful girl. | 0:36:07 | 0:36:11 | |
I was even afraid of her, | 0:36:11 | 0:36:13 | |
till now. | 0:36:13 | 0:36:15 | |
I've just decided something, Mother. I will not be a rabbit anymore. | 0:36:15 | 0:36:21 | |
Goodbye, Mother. | 0:36:21 | 0:36:22 | |
Ow! Oom...! | 0:36:25 | 0:36:28 | |
Come along, Herbie, off to market. | 0:36:31 | 0:36:34 | |
Thank you, Herbie. | 0:36:35 | 0:36:37 | |
ENGINE STARTS | 0:36:37 | 0:36:39 | |
Let me see now. Half a dozen tomatoes. | 0:36:42 | 0:36:46 | |
Um, the broccoli looked very nice yesterday. | 0:36:46 | 0:36:49 | |
And, er, what else was there? | 0:36:49 | 0:36:52 | |
We can see the car, sir! | 0:37:05 | 0:37:07 | |
Moving in for the kill, Mr Hawk. | 0:37:21 | 0:37:26 | |
They're moving in for the kill now. | 0:37:23 | 0:37:26 | |
Well, what happened? You were moving in for the kill! | 0:37:32 | 0:37:38 | |
Um, a little premature, sir. | 0:37:35 | 0:37:38 | |
She's a desperate woman. Don't worry, she won't get away. | 0:37:38 | 0:37:42 | |
Another shortcut, Herbie? | 0:37:53 | 0:37:56 | |
Where is she now? | 0:38:05 | 0:38:07 | |
Still going up and up. Incredible. She's driving like a madman. | 0:38:07 | 0:38:12 | |
Oh, Herbie, behave yourself. | 0:38:23 | 0:38:26 | |
You knocked my glasses off. Tut! | 0:38:26 | 0:38:29 | |
Well, where on earth is she? | 0:38:30 | 0:38:33 | |
BEEPING | 0:38:33 | 0:38:37 | |
Don't answer it! It'll be Hawk. | 0:38:34 | 0:38:37 | |
Look! | 0:38:40 | 0:38:41 | |
No, sir. The phone didn't ring. Did you try to call us? | 0:38:45 | 0:38:49 | |
Did you grab the car?! | 0:38:49 | 0:38:55 | |
Any moment now. There it goes. Into the Palace Hotel. | 0:38:51 | 0:38:55 | |
The Palace Hotel?! | 0:38:55 | 0:38:57 | |
May I draw your attention | 0:38:57 | 0:39:00 | |
to the superb baby shrimp? | 0:39:00 | 0:39:02 | |
Fine, Herbie. But I'm sure this isn't the way to the market. | 0:39:05 | 0:39:10 | |
Gentlemen, have you a reservation? | 0:39:10 | 0:39:14 | |
There it is! | 0:39:12 | 0:39:14 | |
Someone stop her! | 0:39:14 | 0:39:19 | |
Don't let her get away. C'mon, let's go. | 0:39:16 | 0:39:19 | |
I get the creeps from that weird little car... | 0:39:25 | 0:39:29 | |
-What's wrong with you? -There it is. | 0:39:29 | 0:39:32 | |
Millicent, don't get hysterical. | 0:39:32 | 0:39:35 | |
Take an aspirin and lie down. One of us must keep our nerve. | 0:39:35 | 0:39:39 | |
C'mon, move it! | 0:39:48 | 0:39:50 | |
Stop wool-gathering, Herbie. We really must get to the market. | 0:39:56 | 0:40:01 | |
Uh-oh! Oh...! | 0:40:03 | 0:40:07 | |
Look out, it's coming back! | 0:40:04 | 0:40:07 | |
Ohhhh...! | 0:40:07 | 0:40:09 | |
Grandma, I was worried about you. Are you all right? | 0:40:26 | 0:40:32 | |
Fine. I had a drive over the bridge. | 0:40:29 | 0:40:32 | |
Let me help, Mrs Steinmetz. | 0:40:32 | 0:40:37 | |
Mr Whitfield! Hello, again. | 0:40:34 | 0:40:37 | |
I thought you were going to Missouri. | 0:40:37 | 0:40:41 | |
Oh, Nicole spoke to me. | 0:40:39 | 0:40:41 | |
He'll help us fight his uncle. | 0:40:41 | 0:40:46 | |
Wonderful! Do stay for dinner. | 0:40:43 | 0:40:46 | |
I've already invited him. | 0:40:46 | 0:40:49 | |
Take them to the kitchen, Mr Whitfield. | 0:40:49 | 0:40:52 | |
Yeah, thank you. | 0:40:51 | 0:40:52 | |
What a fine young man! You look so right together. | 0:40:54 | 0:40:59 | |
Oh... | 0:40:59 | 0:41:02 | |
Is there anything I can do? | 0:41:00 | 0:41:02 | |
There is one thing, Grandma. | 0:41:02 | 0:41:05 | |
Just let nature | 0:41:05 | 0:41:08 | |
take its course. | 0:41:07 | 0:41:14 | |
Oh, yes, dear. I wouldn't want to interfere for anything. | 0:41:09 | 0:41:14 | |
Oh... | 0:41:14 | 0:41:15 | |
We'll need more broccoli now. Can you and Willoughby get some? | 0:41:15 | 0:41:21 | |
Sure. | 0:41:18 | 0:41:21 | |
And you should drive down to the beach afterwards... | 0:41:21 | 0:41:26 | |
Grandma! | 0:41:24 | 0:41:26 | |
We'll just go get some broccoli. | 0:41:26 | 0:41:31 | |
Yes, dear. Of course. | 0:41:28 | 0:41:31 | |
I won't say another word, Herbie. There's nothing I can do. | 0:41:34 | 0:41:39 | |
Of course, I can't help it if you happen to have a mind of your own. | 0:41:41 | 0:41:46 | |
Can I? | 0:41:46 | 0:41:48 | |
I should have said that I don't like broccoli. | 0:41:52 | 0:41:56 | |
Herbie, where are you going? | 0:42:07 | 0:42:09 | |
The young lady and gentlemen have turned to the north. | 0:42:12 | 0:42:17 | |
It seems they're not immediately returning to the fire house. | 0:42:25 | 0:42:32 | |
See that they don't. Do anything, | 0:42:29 | 0:42:32 | |
but don't let them return there until after dark. You read me? | 0:42:32 | 0:42:38 | |
Perfectly, sir. | 0:42:37 | 0:42:38 | |
Grandma put him up to this! | 0:42:41 | 0:42:44 | |
Where's he taking us? | 0:42:44 | 0:42:47 | |
I don't know but I could guess. | 0:42:45 | 0:42:47 | |
Pardon me, sir. Is this the only road from the beach? | 0:42:59 | 0:43:03 | |
Yep. | 0:43:03 | 0:43:05 | |
Would you care, sir, to earn 50? | 0:43:05 | 0:43:08 | |
Don't mind. | 0:43:08 | 0:43:12 | |
We wish you to obstruct that road for two hours. | 0:43:09 | 0:43:12 | |
My employer plans a surprise party... | 0:43:12 | 0:43:17 | |
Don't explain, just pay the money. | 0:43:14 | 0:43:17 | |
It's very romantic here, don't you think? | 0:43:19 | 0:43:22 | |
I've never heard the word romantic in a real conversation before. | 0:43:22 | 0:43:30 | |
I hope I wasn't being too forward. | 0:43:27 | 0:43:30 | |
But it is romantic. | 0:43:30 | 0:43:32 | |
I think that's what Grandma had in mind. | 0:43:32 | 0:43:36 | |
She thought the Pacific VERY romantic! | 0:43:36 | 0:43:39 | |
The Captain proposed to her on the beach, 50 years ago. | 0:43:39 | 0:43:43 | |
I'm sorry I punched you the first time I met you. | 0:43:47 | 0:43:52 | |
Oh, that's OK. | 0:43:50 | 0:43:52 | |
And it wasn't nice to hit you with a lobster. | 0:43:52 | 0:43:56 | |
It's OK. | 0:43:54 | 0:43:56 | |
You can hit me back, if you want. | 0:43:56 | 0:44:00 | |
That isn't exactly | 0:43:58 | 0:44:00 | |
what I had in mind. | 0:44:00 | 0:44:02 | |
Oh... | 0:44:09 | 0:44:10 | |
Herbie! | 0:44:15 | 0:44:17 | |
Oh...! | 0:44:17 | 0:44:19 | |
Oh, it's time we headed back. | 0:44:19 | 0:44:22 | |
Herbie, c'mon! Leave that seagull alone! | 0:44:25 | 0:44:30 | |
Herbie! | 0:44:31 | 0:44:33 | |
I wish that car would learn to mind. Herbie, please! | 0:44:33 | 0:44:38 | |
Herbie! | 0:44:38 | 0:44:41 | |
Heel, Herbie. | 0:44:41 | 0:44:43 | |
See? Just needs a firm hand. | 0:44:46 | 0:44:48 | |
You know, Willoughby, sometimes you really surprise me. | 0:44:48 | 0:44:53 | |
Hey, what's happening? | 0:45:02 | 0:45:04 | |
HORN BLARES | 0:45:08 | 0:45:10 | |
Sorry, sir. My rear axle's frozen. | 0:45:12 | 0:45:17 | |
- -But how can we...? -Sorry. | 0:45:17 | 0:45:19 | |
-No, Herbie! -Whoooaaa... | 0:45:29 | 0:45:31 | |
Oooohhhh... | 0:45:32 | 0:45:33 | |
Oooohhh... | 0:45:37 | 0:45:40 | |
Ahhhh... | 0:45:43 | 0:45:45 | |
Oh! | 0:45:45 | 0:45:47 | |
Ahhh... | 0:45:48 | 0:45:50 | |
Oh...! Well, here we are. | 0:45:53 | 0:45:56 | |
Nicole, quickly pull your hand back inside. | 0:46:04 | 0:46:08 | |
Why? | 0:46:08 | 0:46:12 | |
We've got company. | 0:46:09 | 0:46:12 | |
SHE GASPS | 0:46:10 | 0:46:12 | |
That's silly! Why would a shark | 0:46:12 | 0:46:15 | |
follow a Volkswagen? | 0:46:15 | 0:46:19 | |
He thinks the same as me - we're sure to sink. | 0:46:16 | 0:46:19 | |
Excuse me, do you know the way to San Francisco? | 0:46:27 | 0:46:31 | |
Yeah, man. Up the beach road, first left, second right. | 0:46:31 | 0:46:35 | |
Thank you. | 0:46:35 | 0:46:40 | |
Whoooaaaaa! | 0:46:37 | 0:46:40 | |
Old Number 22! It's gone! | 0:46:56 | 0:46:58 | |
What?! | 0:46:58 | 0:47:00 | |
They came with a big truck. | 0:47:04 | 0:47:07 | |
Everything's gone. | 0:47:07 | 0:47:09 | |
Who did it? | 0:47:11 | 0:47:16 | |
It said on the truck... | 0:47:13 | 0:47:16 | |
Alonzo Hawk Van and Storage. | 0:47:15 | 0:47:18 | |
Have you never jemmied a lock before? | 0:47:19 | 0:47:24 | |
No. It's not a hobby of mine. | 0:47:21 | 0:47:24 | |
Hurry. We can't just stand here. | 0:47:24 | 0:47:27 | |
ENGINE STARTS | 0:47:26 | 0:47:27 | |
Good for Herbie! | 0:47:29 | 0:47:32 | |
'Halt. You are caught on our surveillance. | 0:47:34 | 0:47:38 | |
'You will be surrounded by agents | 0:47:38 | 0:47:40 | |
'of Alonzo Hawk Security. Touch nothing or you will be prosecuted.' | 0:47:40 | 0:47:46 | |
Don't talk to me like that! I want my things and I'll get them! | 0:47:46 | 0:47:50 | |
Er, it's a recording. | 0:47:50 | 0:47:53 | |
I don't care if it is! | 0:47:52 | 0:47:53 | |
'You are caught on our surveillance...' | 0:47:53 | 0:47:58 | |
Let's find your things. | 0:47:56 | 0:47:58 | |
'Touch nothing or you will be prosecuted...' | 0:48:01 | 0:48:05 | |
Nothing here. Maybe we'd better... | 0:48:23 | 0:48:27 | |
FAIRGROUND MUSIC PLAYS | 0:48:25 | 0:48:27 | |
All right, hold it! | 0:48:36 | 0:48:38 | |
OK, get your hands up! | 0:48:39 | 0:48:42 | |
MOURNFUL MUSIC PLAYS | 0:48:42 | 0:48:45 | |
Don't get fresh with me, young man. | 0:48:46 | 0:48:51 | |
She must be the ring leader. | 0:48:49 | 0:48:51 | |
C'mon, grandma, move it. Hands up! | 0:48:51 | 0:48:54 | |
I most certainly will not. If you say please, | 0:48:54 | 0:48:58 | |
I might consider it. | 0:48:58 | 0:49:02 | |
All right. Please. | 0:48:59 | 0:49:02 | |
There, you see, it wasn't so difficult after all. | 0:49:04 | 0:49:08 | |
Mind your manners and life will be easier | 0:49:08 | 0:49:11 | |
for all of us. Now will you be good enough | 0:49:11 | 0:49:14 | |
to tell me exactly what you are doing with my furniture?! | 0:49:14 | 0:49:19 | |
How do we know, lady? All I can tell you is | 0:49:22 | 0:49:25 | |
nothing goes out without Mr Hawk's OK. | 0:49:25 | 0:49:29 | |
Look out, Smitty! Run! | 0:49:32 | 0:49:35 | |
Hey, we're cut off! How we gonna get out of here? | 0:49:50 | 0:49:53 | |
Smitty, Mr Hawk won't be happy about this. | 0:49:53 | 0:49:57 | |
FAIRGROUND MUSIC PLAYS | 0:49:57 | 0:49:59 | |
Oh... Evening, Mother. | 0:50:27 | 0:50:30 | |
Ain't you a mite old for a stewardess? | 0:50:32 | 0:50:35 | |
Been a lot of changes since the day I came to visit this town. | 0:50:38 | 0:50:43 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:50:43 | 0:50:45 | |
Barnsdorf, stop worrying about your equipment. | 0:50:45 | 0:50:49 | |
You're paying me 80 grand a day. | 0:50:49 | 0:50:53 | |
Stop bothering... | 0:50:51 | 0:50:53 | |
I have broken the old lady's spirit. Yeah. | 0:50:53 | 0:50:57 | |
I've taken her furniture. She's in an empty fire house | 0:50:57 | 0:51:01 | |
ready to listen to reason. | 0:51:01 | 0:51:03 | |
Barnsdorf, I guarantee you can start digging on Monday morning. | 0:51:03 | 0:51:09 | |
TELEPHONE RINGS | 0:51:09 | 0:51:11 | |
Yeah? | 0:51:11 | 0:51:13 | |
What?! | 0:51:15 | 0:51:19 | |
Yes, sir. They got away with everything. | 0:51:16 | 0:51:19 | |
Call the Mobile Security Force! We'll nail them to the wall! | 0:51:19 | 0:51:24 | |
Stop at the top. We'll figure how to get down the other side. | 0:51:29 | 0:51:34 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:51:34 | 0:51:36 | |
Oh... I was saying, little lady, | 0:51:36 | 0:51:40 | |
I was doing fine until I got into that sheep-dip you call liquor | 0:51:40 | 0:51:45 | |
in this town. | 0:51:45 | 0:51:47 | |
My name is Judson. | 0:51:47 | 0:51:50 | |
Got a cow ranch a few hundred miles north of here. | 0:51:51 | 0:51:55 | |
Been there for over 40 years, | 0:51:55 | 0:51:57 | |
so when I get to town | 0:51:57 | 0:51:59 | |
I like to stir up a little excitement. | 0:51:59 | 0:52:02 | |
-HE SLURS: -Like last time I was here...! | 0:52:02 | 0:52:05 | |
I'll get a rope and tie us up nice and snug. | 0:52:11 | 0:52:14 | |
Oh, no. Looks like Uncle Alonzo! | 0:52:24 | 0:52:28 | |
No, Herbie, don't do it! | 0:52:29 | 0:52:32 | |
Ohhhh! | 0:52:33 | 0:52:35 | |
After him! | 0:52:39 | 0:52:41 | |
Faster, faster! | 0:52:52 | 0:52:54 | |
Oh, Herbie, now you've got us in a mess. | 0:52:54 | 0:52:57 | |
Now, Herbie, stop this minute! | 0:53:03 | 0:53:06 | |
Ohhhh...! | 0:53:06 | 0:53:10 | |
Hey, watch out! | 0:53:07 | 0:53:10 | |
Just look what you done to my pretzels! | 0:53:15 | 0:53:19 | |
Mrs Steinmetz?! | 0:53:29 | 0:53:31 | |
Mrs Steinmetz, put on the brake! | 0:53:31 | 0:53:34 | |
You're a fine-looking woman! You married? | 0:53:34 | 0:53:37 | |
No, the Captain's been gone many years. There he is. | 0:53:37 | 0:53:41 | |
Captain Steinmetz. Hook and ladder, City of San Francisco. A fine man. | 0:53:41 | 0:53:47 | |
Nice picture. You carry it around with you everywhere? | 0:53:47 | 0:53:52 | |
Mrs Steinmetz! Use the handbrake...! | 0:53:53 | 0:53:56 | |
HORN BLARES | 0:53:56 | 0:53:58 | |
Ohhhh... Are you OK? | 0:54:01 | 0:54:03 | |
I declare, li'l lady, you're a sight | 0:54:03 | 0:54:06 | |
to make this country boy's heart flutter. | 0:54:06 | 0:54:12 | |
Oh, I'm much too old. | 0:54:09 | 0:54:12 | |
Whoo, hoo, the way I see it you're just about coming into your prime. | 0:54:12 | 0:54:17 | |
GENTLE MUSIC PLAYS | 0:54:17 | 0:54:20 | |
Can't that thing play something with a little more pep? | 0:54:22 | 0:54:27 | |
UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS | 0:54:25 | 0:54:27 | |
CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS | 0:54:34 | 0:54:36 | |
APPROACHING JANGLING NOISE | 0:54:44 | 0:54:48 | |
How nice to see people dressing up for parties again. | 0:54:58 | 0:55:03 | |
HORN BLARES | 0:55:03 | 0:55:07 | |
Was that anyone we know? | 0:55:05 | 0:55:07 | |
I think these cars go a lot faster than when I was a young fella. | 0:55:08 | 0:55:15 | |
You can't stop progress. | 0:55:13 | 0:55:15 | |
Look at that! | 0:55:15 | 0:55:18 | |
C'mon, Herbie, help us. | 0:55:18 | 0:55:20 | |
FRANTIC JANGLING MUSIC | 0:55:27 | 0:55:30 | |
Steady, Herbie... | 0:55:43 | 0:55:45 | |
C'mon, c'mon, move closer. | 0:55:45 | 0:55:48 | |
Hurry, we're running out of street! | 0:55:50 | 0:55:55 | |
Closer. | 0:55:52 | 0:55:55 | |
A little more. | 0:55:55 | 0:55:57 | |
Go on, jump! | 0:55:59 | 0:56:01 | |
Whoooaaaa... | 0:56:01 | 0:56:04 | |
Ohhhh...! | 0:56:09 | 0:56:11 | |
Well, here's where I get off. | 0:56:25 | 0:56:28 | |
Thanks for the ride, li'l lady. Appreciate it. | 0:56:28 | 0:56:32 | |
Sure like to cross trails with you again, sometime. | 0:56:34 | 0:56:38 | |
Are you all right, Grandma? | 0:56:39 | 0:56:44 | |
Of course. I just met the most interesting man. | 0:56:41 | 0:56:44 | |
Good morning, Grandma. Sleep well? | 0:56:45 | 0:56:51 | |
Not a wink. I suddenly realised | 0:56:48 | 0:56:51 | |
the trouble Alonzo Hawk gives me. I'll give him a piece of my mind. | 0:56:50 | 0:56:57 | |
Oh, no, you don't... | 0:56:55 | 0:56:57 | |
CAR HORN BLARES | 0:56:57 | 0:57:01 | |
Oh, I have to go. Bye-bye, Grandma. | 0:56:58 | 0:57:01 | |
And please, don't do anything foolish. | 0:57:01 | 0:57:05 | |
Willoughby, I know Grandma - I think she's up to something. | 0:57:11 | 0:57:17 | |
Oh, I'll keep her safe. | 0:57:15 | 0:57:17 | |
Well, you better, or else I'll get tough again. Bye. | 0:57:17 | 0:57:22 | |
Bye. | 0:57:20 | 0:57:22 | |
-Where are you going? -To see Mr Hawk. | 0:57:27 | 0:57:30 | |
No. You can't. You heard what Nicole said. | 0:57:30 | 0:57:35 | |
Nicole is a sweet girl | 0:57:33 | 0:57:35 | |
but she can't order me around. | 0:57:35 | 0:57:37 | |
May I go with you? | 0:57:37 | 0:57:40 | |
That won't be necessary. | 0:57:38 | 0:57:40 | |
Well, I think Nicole would prefer it. | 0:57:40 | 0:57:44 | |
Hey, come back! | 0:57:44 | 0:57:46 | |
Mrs Steinmetz! Come back! | 0:57:45 | 0:57:48 | |
This is a nasty whiplash, Mr Hawk. I think you try to do too much. | 0:57:51 | 0:57:56 | |
I know, Millicent, but besides you, who can I depend on? | 0:57:56 | 0:58:00 | |
I have to do... Who are those clowns? | 0:58:00 | 0:58:04 | |
Your new lawyers, Mr Hawk. You fired the others. | 0:58:04 | 0:58:07 | |
Look, fellas, I wanna tear down that fire house, OK? | 0:58:07 | 0:58:12 | |
One moment, Mr Hawk. You have the necessary permit? | 0:58:12 | 0:58:17 | |
Of course I don't have a permit! | 0:58:14 | 0:58:17 | |
I don't even own the land yet! | 0:58:17 | 0:58:23 | |
That would jeopardise the legality of your new building. | 0:58:19 | 0:58:23 | |
-We can't... -Just get out of here! | 0:58:23 | 0:58:26 | |
I don't hire you to tell me what I can't do. | 0:58:26 | 0:58:29 | |
I hire you to tell me how I can do it. | 0:58:29 | 0:58:32 | |
GO!! | 0:58:32 | 0:58:34 | |
See? I'm let down. You know me - I'm enthusiastic, boyishly eager. | 0:58:35 | 0:58:41 | |
All I get is cheap lawyer talk. | 0:58:41 | 0:58:46 | |
Oh, poor Mr Hawk. It just isn't fair. | 0:58:43 | 0:58:46 | |
Still, I will not falter. | 0:58:46 | 0:58:48 | |
I'm like a sensitive, finely-tuned violin. All I need to restore me is | 0:58:48 | 0:58:54 | |
a few moments of peace and quiet. | 0:58:54 | 0:58:58 | |
BLASTING NOISE | 0:58:56 | 0:58:58 | |
HEY! HEY! | 0:59:00 | 0:59:02 | |
HEY! | 0:59:04 | 0:59:06 | |
Hey! | 0:59:14 | 0:59:17 | |
Turn it off! Hey! | 0:59:17 | 0:59:18 | |
You idiot! What are you doing? | 0:59:20 | 0:59:22 | |
Washing the windows. Mr Hawk's orders. | 0:59:22 | 0:59:28 | |
I AM Mr Hawk! Get out of here! | 0:59:25 | 0:59:28 | |
OK. Cancel the windows. | 0:59:28 | 0:59:31 | |
And shut the window! Runs up the air conditioning bill! | 0:59:33 | 0:59:38 | |
YOU'RE FIRED! | 0:59:36 | 0:59:38 | |
Get your money and go. | 0:59:38 | 0:59:40 | |
Mr Hawk's orders! | 0:59:40 | 0:59:42 | |
They may harass me but don't let them ever think they have me beaten. | 0:59:42 | 0:59:47 | |
That is when Alonzo Hawk is at his most dangerous. | 0:59:47 | 0:59:53 | |
Yes, sir. | 0:59:51 | 0:59:53 | |
Millicent, | 0:59:54 | 0:59:56 | |
this is what I want you to do. | 0:59:56 | 0:59:58 | |
I want you to try and get Fred Loostgarten on the phone. | 0:59:58 | 1:00:02 | |
He worked for our wrecking company until I fired him. | 1:00:02 | 1:00:06 | |
He has a one-horse operation of his own now. | 1:00:06 | 1:00:09 | |
Yes. I think that's how | 1:00:14 | 1:00:16 | |
Captain Steinmetz would handle the situation. | 1:00:16 | 1:00:20 | |
Excuse me, do you know where Mr Hawk's office is? | 1:00:26 | 1:00:30 | |
Yes, ma'am. 28 storeys up and six windows to the left. | 1:00:30 | 1:00:35 | |
I'm sorry, I don't hear so good from this side. | 1:00:35 | 1:00:38 | |
28th floor! Can't miss it. | 1:00:38 | 1:00:43 | |
Thank you so much. | 1:00:40 | 1:00:43 | |
No... Mrs Steinmetz! Stop! | 1:00:50 | 1:00:54 | |
LIGHT JAZZ PLAYS | 1:00:55 | 1:00:58 | |
Mrs Steinmetz, come back. Stop! Whoaaa... | 1:00:59 | 1:01:03 | |
Mrs Steinmetz! | 1:01:03 | 1:01:05 | |
Help! | 1:01:05 | 1:01:07 | |
Grandma! | 1:01:07 | 1:01:09 | |
Mrs Steinmetz! | 1:01:09 | 1:01:11 | |
Help! | 1:01:11 | 1:01:14 | |
H-Help! | 1:01:14 | 1:01:16 | |
Whoo! Oohh... Mrs...? Grandma! | 1:01:16 | 1:01:20 | |
Help! | 1:01:20 | 1:01:22 | |
Mrs Steinmetz! | 1:01:22 | 1:01:24 | |
Grandma! Help! | 1:01:24 | 1:01:25 | |
Mrs Steinmetz! | 1:01:25 | 1:01:27 | |
Help! Grandma! | 1:01:27 | 1:01:29 | |
Is that you, Mr Whitfield? Where are you? | 1:01:29 | 1:01:33 | |
Down here! | 1:01:31 | 1:01:33 | |
Help me! | 1:01:33 | 1:01:35 | |
Oh, there. Just a minute, I'm coming. | 1:01:35 | 1:01:38 | |
No, no, stay there. Just take us down. | 1:01:38 | 1:01:41 | |
Of course, Mr Whitfield. But first, promise to let me see Mr Hawk. | 1:01:41 | 1:01:47 | |
Anything. I'll do anything you say. | 1:01:47 | 1:01:52 | |
Very well, Mr Whitfield. | 1:01:49 | 1:01:52 | |
Loostgarten, buddy! How are you? | 1:01:52 | 1:01:54 | |
I know things haven't gone so well, but that's life, buddy. | 1:01:54 | 1:01:59 | |
Yeah, right, Mr Hawk. | 1:01:59 | 1:02:06 | |
I've been meaning to find a job for my buddy Loostgarten and here it is. | 1:02:01 | 1:02:06 | |
You know that old fire house on the site for Hawk's Plaza? | 1:02:06 | 1:02:10 | |
Yeah? | 1:02:10 | 1:02:15 | |
Then get your wrecking ball and smash it. | 1:02:11 | 1:02:15 | |
I want nothing left but itsy-bitsy splinters. | 1:02:15 | 1:02:19 | |
Don't worry, Willoughby. I shall be quite polite. But firm! | 1:02:19 | 1:02:24 | |
What do you mean, a permit? I'll get it tomorrow morning. | 1:02:26 | 1:02:32 | |
But Mr Hawk, I... | 1:02:29 | 1:02:32 | |
The job has to be done tonight! | 1:02:32 | 1:02:35 | |
Take it or leave it! | 1:02:35 | 1:02:37 | |
Millicent, my dear, put a cheque in the mail to Loostgarten. | 1:02:36 | 1:02:42 | |
Loostgarten Wrecking Company. A thousand on account. | 1:02:42 | 1:02:46 | |
Tonight he's gonna smash that crummy old fire house to matchwood! | 1:02:46 | 1:02:52 | |
I'll teach that battle-axe! | 1:02:52 | 1:02:54 | |
No, no. Grandma, | 1:03:01 | 1:03:03 | |
he won't like that. | 1:03:03 | 1:03:07 | |
I don't care what he likes! | 1:03:04 | 1:03:07 | |
Knock down my home, will he?! | 1:03:07 | 1:03:13 | |
Uncle Alonzo, meet Mrs Steinmetz. | 1:03:09 | 1:03:13 | |
How do you do? | 1:03:11 | 1:03:13 | |
Don't worry, it's under control. | 1:03:14 | 1:03:17 | |
Now you've done it! Herbie gets very angry! | 1:03:20 | 1:03:23 | |
Oh! Noooo...! | 1:03:24 | 1:03:27 | |
No, no, no... | 1:03:29 | 1:03:30 | |
Get out, get out! Get out! | 1:03:36 | 1:03:39 | |
No! No... Go away! | 1:03:42 | 1:03:45 | |
No, Herbie, stop. | 1:03:46 | 1:03:48 | |
Ooh, wrong way. | 1:03:48 | 1:03:50 | |
Stay away! Someone come in and stop this thing. | 1:03:52 | 1:03:56 | |
Shouldn't we see what all those noises are? | 1:03:56 | 1:04:02 | |
Mr Hawk said not to be disturbed. | 1:03:59 | 1:04:02 | |
-CLUNK -Oof! | 1:04:04 | 1:04:07 | |
Herbie... | 1:04:09 | 1:04:13 | |
Er, Uncle. Now's a good time to explain... | 1:04:10 | 1:04:13 | |
YOU?! | 1:04:13 | 1:04:15 | |
YEEEAAAGGGHHH! | 1:04:15 | 1:04:17 | |
Herbie, stop it! | 1:04:20 | 1:04:22 | |
Are you going out for a while, Mr Hawk? | 1:04:28 | 1:04:31 | |
Herbie! | 1:04:31 | 1:04:34 | |
Got to get away... | 1:04:32 | 1:04:34 | |
Morning, Millicent. | 1:04:35 | 1:04:38 | |
Good morning. | 1:04:36 | 1:04:38 | |
I told you Mr Hawk was busy. | 1:04:38 | 1:04:41 | |
-PIGEONS COO -Ah, shut up! | 1:05:00 | 1:05:02 | |
And get off my building! | 1:05:02 | 1:05:04 | |
There must be some way to make this car behave. | 1:05:05 | 1:05:10 | |
I don't like to threaten Herbie. He has been trying to help us. | 1:05:10 | 1:05:15 | |
But there's one thing he's afraid of. | 1:05:15 | 1:05:18 | |
Ohhh... | 1:05:19 | 1:05:21 | |
WHOOOAAAA! | 1:05:26 | 1:05:29 | |
Now stop, Herbie. Don't make me do it. | 1:05:32 | 1:05:37 | |
Please do it, Grandma! | 1:05:35 | 1:05:37 | |
Very well, Herbie. | 1:05:39 | 1:05:41 | |
It so happens that I know this nice used-car lot... | 1:05:43 | 1:05:47 | |
I would hate to call Mr Honest Al, the used-car man. | 1:05:47 | 1:05:52 | |
Course, I'd never do it. | 1:05:53 | 1:05:55 | |
I don't think Herbie believes I would, either. But it works. | 1:05:55 | 1:06:00 | |
What a lovely morning. | 1:06:05 | 1:06:08 | |
I thoroughly enjoyed it. | 1:06:08 | 1:06:11 | |
Did we get the name of the man who plans to knock down my fire house? | 1:06:11 | 1:06:16 | |
Oh. | 1:06:16 | 1:06:18 | |
It was Loostgarten - the Loostgarten Wrecking Company. | 1:06:18 | 1:06:22 | |
I'll write that down. | 1:06:22 | 1:06:24 | |
We're going to need it. | 1:06:24 | 1:06:26 | |
Thanks anyway, Millie. Millie works on Hawk's airline, | 1:06:27 | 1:06:31 | |
but can't find his address. | 1:06:31 | 1:06:33 | |
May I speak? | 1:06:33 | 1:06:37 | |
No. You didn't even look after Grandma. | 1:06:34 | 1:06:37 | |
We need his address or my idea won't work. | 1:06:37 | 1:06:41 | |
I AM going to speak. | 1:06:40 | 1:06:43 | |
See, I've sent Uncle Alonzo a card every Christmas since I was seven. | 1:06:42 | 1:06:48 | |
And here's his address. | 1:06:48 | 1:06:50 | |
Willoughby! Oh, you're wonderful! | 1:06:50 | 1:06:53 | |
TELEPHONE RINGS | 1:06:54 | 1:06:56 | |
Loostgarten speaking. | 1:06:56 | 1:07:00 | |
This is Alonzo Hawk. | 1:06:58 | 1:07:00 | |
Right, Mr Hawk. | 1:07:00 | 1:07:04 | |
There's a change of plan. | 1:07:02 | 1:07:04 | |
Don't knock down that fire house - | 1:07:04 | 1:07:07 | |
instead, knock down 343, Oleander Heights. Got it? | 1:07:07 | 1:07:11 | |
343, Oleander Heights. | 1:07:11 | 1:07:16 | |
Right... | 1:07:13 | 1:07:16 | |
Write it down! | 1:07:14 | 1:07:16 | |
I don't want you blackballed in the wrecking-ball business, | 1:07:16 | 1:07:21 | |
if you get what I mean. | 1:07:21 | 1:07:24 | |
You were wonderful! | 1:07:24 | 1:07:27 | |
Ohhh... | 1:07:25 | 1:07:27 | |
Yes. I know it's three o'clock in the morning, but I can't sleep. | 1:07:30 | 1:07:36 | |
You're my doctor, aren't ya? | 1:07:36 | 1:07:42 | |
Sometimes, old-fashioned remedies seem to work best, Mr Hawk. | 1:07:37 | 1:07:42 | |
Have you tried counting sheep? | 1:07:42 | 1:07:48 | |
Sheep?! | 1:07:44 | 1:07:48 | |
Picture in your mind's eye | 1:07:46 | 1:07:48 | |
a grassy, green meadow, | 1:07:48 | 1:07:51 | |
a white-washed three-railed fence | 1:07:51 | 1:07:55 | |
and a flock of sweet little sheep. | 1:07:55 | 1:07:58 | |
They begin to jump over the fence. | 1:07:58 | 1:08:01 | |
One sheep... | 1:08:01 | 1:08:03 | |
Six sheep. | 1:08:03 | 1:08:05 | |
Seven sheep. | 1:08:05 | 1:08:06 | |
Eight sheep. | 1:08:06 | 1:08:09 | |
Nine sheep. | 1:08:09 | 1:08:11 | |
Ten... | 1:08:11 | 1:08:13 | |
HE SNORES | 1:08:13 | 1:08:15 | |
BLEATING | 1:08:20 | 1:08:22 | |
DOGS WHINE | 1:08:54 | 1:08:56 | |
INDIAN DRUMMING | 1:09:00 | 1:09:02 | |
HE GRUNTS LIKE A GORILLA | 1:09:19 | 1:09:22 | |
TELEPHONE RINGS | 1:09:38 | 1:09:40 | |
Yeah, what is it... | 1:09:44 | 1:09:45 | |
Sorry to phone so late, Mr Hawk, but in my job I mustn't make mistakes. | 1:09:45 | 1:09:51 | |
'What're you talking about?' | 1:09:51 | 1:09:56 | |
That address you gave me? | 1:09:53 | 1:09:56 | |
'What about it?!' | 1:09:54 | 1:09:56 | |
343, Oleander Heights. You're sure it's the right address? | 1:09:56 | 1:10:01 | |
Of course, you idiot! I know it as well as I know my own address. | 1:10:01 | 1:10:06 | |
Wait a minute... | 1:10:08 | 1:10:10 | |
It IS my own address! | 1:10:10 | 1:10:12 | |
THUD! | 1:10:12 | 1:10:14 | |
HE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS | 1:10:24 | 1:10:27 | |
Loostgarten! | 1:10:29 | 1:10:31 | |
No! Not this! This is my house, | 1:10:31 | 1:10:34 | |
you dumb jerk! | 1:10:34 | 1:10:35 | |
Loostgarten, this time you're really through! Whoaaa... | 1:10:35 | 1:10:40 | |
You...!! | 1:10:42 | 1:10:45 | |
We beat him! | 1:10:56 | 1:11:00 | |
I knew he'd cave in with that heat. | 1:10:58 | 1:11:00 | |
TELEPHONE RINGS | 1:11:00 | 1:11:03 | |
Hello? | 1:11:03 | 1:11:05 | |
Oh... Good morning, Mr Hawk. | 1:11:05 | 1:11:08 | |
Now it's over I had to phone to say how much I admire | 1:11:08 | 1:11:12 | |
the plucky fight you put up for that sweet little fire house. | 1:11:12 | 1:11:18 | |
Oh, thank you, Mr Hawk. | 1:11:16 | 1:11:18 | |
What caused my change of heart was an accident to my own little house. | 1:11:18 | 1:11:23 | |
I saw how terrible it is to lose something you really love. | 1:11:23 | 1:11:28 | |
What happened, Mr Hawk? | 1:11:28 | 1:11:33 | |
Oh, well, a very confused man came along | 1:11:29 | 1:11:33 | |
and knocked down the whole side, smashed it to rubble. | 1:11:33 | 1:11:37 | |
Someone knocked down Mr Hawk's house. | 1:11:37 | 1:11:40 | |
Ohhhh...! | 1:11:40 | 1:11:44 | |
Oh, what a rotten shame! | 1:11:41 | 1:11:44 | |
It served a purpose. I now know I can't knock down | 1:11:44 | 1:11:48 | |
any more beautiful old buildings. So don't worry your sweet grey head | 1:11:48 | 1:11:54 | |
any more, is that clear? | 1:11:54 | 1:11:56 | |
Yes, Mr Hawk. Thank you, Mr Hawk. | 1:11:56 | 1:11:59 | |
And Mrs Steinmetz, I'll drop by one day and have a cup of tea with you. | 1:11:59 | 1:12:05 | |
Bye. | 1:12:05 | 1:12:07 | |
I always said you'd do the finer thing, Mr Hawk. | 1:12:07 | 1:12:12 | |
What do you mean, fat-head? | 1:12:10 | 1:12:12 | |
Well, giving up Hawk Plaza. | 1:12:12 | 1:12:15 | |
Are you fooled by my phoney story?! | 1:12:15 | 1:12:19 | |
You can't go back on this. | 1:12:17 | 1:12:19 | |
Oh, yes, I can! I can say I was misquoted. | 1:12:19 | 1:12:23 | |
I can say they printed the story to discredit me. | 1:12:23 | 1:12:27 | |
It's an old gag, | 1:12:27 | 1:12:29 | |
it's out of my bag of tricks. | 1:12:29 | 1:12:31 | |
We're still going after the old lady? | 1:12:31 | 1:12:36 | |
Right for the jugular vein, baby. | 1:12:33 | 1:12:36 | |
Right for the old jugular. | 1:12:36 | 1:12:38 | |
I wish Grandma would hurry up. Can't celebrate without her. | 1:12:39 | 1:12:44 | |
Still, it's a chance to talk without something always happening. | 1:12:44 | 1:12:49 | |
Oh, thank you. | 1:12:49 | 1:12:51 | |
Nicole, there's something I want to say. | 1:12:54 | 1:12:59 | |
What is it, Willoughby? | 1:12:57 | 1:12:59 | |
Did I ever tell you that my great-grandfather Whitfield | 1:12:59 | 1:13:03 | |
was one of the first men to go over Niagara Falls | 1:13:03 | 1:13:07 | |
in a barrel? | 1:13:07 | 1:13:09 | |
Oh, well, was he all right after? | 1:13:11 | 1:13:14 | |
Who knows? They never found him. | 1:13:13 | 1:13:17 | |
I'll go call Grandma. | 1:13:15 | 1:13:17 | |
The giant lobster is very good, sir. Oh, of course. No lobster. | 1:13:20 | 1:13:25 | |
I meant to call, dear. I just thought to myself | 1:13:26 | 1:13:29 | |
what a fine time those two young people must be having without me. | 1:13:29 | 1:13:36 | |
Grandma, I love you very much | 1:13:34 | 1:13:36 | |
but I've had enough of your match-making. Get over here. | 1:13:36 | 1:13:41 | |
If I do marry Willoughby, I'd like to nail him myself. | 1:13:41 | 1:13:45 | |
Well, go ahead without me, dear. I'll have a quiet evening at home. | 1:13:45 | 1:13:50 | |
Bye, dear. | 1:13:51 | 1:13:53 | |
Now, go on with your wonderful tale about the cows, Mr Judson. | 1:13:53 | 1:13:58 | |
I swear I never seen a handsome woman | 1:13:58 | 1:14:02 | |
like yourself who had such an interest in cows. | 1:14:01 | 1:14:06 | |
JANGLY MUSIC | 1:14:04 | 1:14:06 | |
It's quite natural, Mr Judson. | 1:14:06 | 1:14:09 | |
After all, a cow is not only useful | 1:14:09 | 1:14:11 | |
but a highly decorative animal. | 1:14:11 | 1:14:16 | |
Ain't it just?! | 1:14:13 | 1:14:16 | |
Well, erm, as I was saying, | 1:14:18 | 1:14:20 | |
I got this little 200 acre spread up in Oregon... | 1:14:20 | 1:14:24 | |
What on earth are you doing? | 1:14:30 | 1:14:34 | |
I'm not quite sure. | 1:14:32 | 1:14:34 | |
I think I saw this once in a movie. | 1:14:34 | 1:14:36 | |
HEAVY RUMBLING | 1:14:54 | 1:14:56 | |
MUSIC GOES WILD | 1:15:03 | 1:15:06 | |
Oh, no! | 1:15:14 | 1:15:16 | |
Just let me get my hands on | 1:15:24 | 1:15:26 | |
the brute responsible for this! | 1:15:26 | 1:15:31 | |
Horse-whippin' is too good for him. | 1:15:28 | 1:15:31 | |
What on earth...? | 1:15:38 | 1:15:40 | |
It's Mr Hawk! | 1:15:49 | 1:15:50 | |
ENGINE STARTS | 1:15:50 | 1:15:54 | |
Herbie, don't you dare! | 1:15:51 | 1:15:54 | |
Every man for himself! | 1:15:59 | 1:16:02 | |
Herbie must have gone for help. | 1:16:07 | 1:16:12 | |
Hope he makes it. We must be cut off. | 1:16:09 | 1:16:12 | |
OK, Steinmetz, we know you're in there. | 1:16:12 | 1:16:15 | |
We got you surrounded. | 1:16:17 | 1:16:20 | |
You got ten minutes to gather your stuff and go, | 1:16:22 | 1:16:25 | |
before I grind this dump to powder. | 1:16:25 | 1:16:29 | |
Hold on, mister! This li'l lady's under my protection. She stays! | 1:16:29 | 1:16:34 | |
Ten minutes, Steinmetz! | 1:16:34 | 1:16:37 | |
To get back to my great-grandfather, | 1:16:37 | 1:16:40 | |
I don't think I put it quite right. What I wanted to say was, | 1:16:40 | 1:16:45 | |
though we Whitfield men | 1:16:46 | 1:16:48 | |
look like rabbits, | 1:16:48 | 1:16:50 | |
we have always liked a challenge. | 1:16:50 | 1:16:53 | |
The scent of danger in our nostrils, the high road to adventure. | 1:16:53 | 1:16:59 | |
Yes, Willoughby? | 1:16:57 | 1:16:59 | |
That's why I want to go on seeing you. | 1:16:59 | 1:17:02 | |
Not to deprecate your beauty, but you carry a feeling of danger, | 1:17:02 | 1:17:06 | |
of something about to happen. | 1:17:06 | 1:17:11 | |
CAR HORN | 1:17:08 | 1:17:11 | |
You're right, Willoughby! | 1:17:11 | 1:17:13 | |
HORN BLARES | 1:17:21 | 1:17:23 | |
Looks like we've just picked up a friend. | 1:17:31 | 1:17:34 | |
HORN BLARES | 1:17:35 | 1:17:37 | |
Three minutes to go, Steinmetz, this is your last chance! | 1:17:57 | 1:18:02 | |
Make your play, Hawk. | 1:18:02 | 1:18:04 | |
We're standing pat. | 1:18:04 | 1:18:06 | |
The Captain would have liked you, Mr Judson. You're his kind of man. | 1:18:07 | 1:18:13 | |
Thank you, ma'am. | 1:18:11 | 1:18:13 | |
BUGLE CHARGE | 1:18:13 | 1:18:15 | |
Hey! | 1:18:18 | 1:18:20 | |
Attention! One minute to zero. | 1:19:06 | 1:19:09 | |
Gentlemen, | 1:19:09 | 1:19:11 | |
start your engines. | 1:19:11 | 1:19:13 | |
ENGINES ROAR | 1:19:13 | 1:19:15 | |
Here they come. We're ready for 'em! | 1:19:15 | 1:19:18 | |
I think Captain Steinmetz would have liked you to wear this. | 1:19:28 | 1:19:34 | |
Well, | 1:19:32 | 1:19:34 | |
I'd be proud to, li'l lady. | 1:19:34 | 1:19:36 | |
Mighty proud. | 1:19:37 | 1:19:39 | |
Power shovel one, ready? | 1:19:40 | 1:19:43 | |
Ready, Mr Hawk. | 1:19:43 | 1:19:46 | |
Full speed ahead! Go! | 1:19:44 | 1:19:46 | |
Fire. | 1:19:52 | 1:19:55 | |
Hey! | 1:19:58 | 1:20:00 | |
Stop! Help! | 1:20:01 | 1:20:04 | |
Cease fire. | 1:20:03 | 1:20:04 | |
Good shooting, Mr Judson. | 1:20:07 | 1:20:12 | |
That one won't bother us for a while. | 1:20:09 | 1:20:12 | |
Harry, move in with the crawler! | 1:20:12 | 1:20:17 | |
All right, Mr Hawk! | 1:20:15 | 1:20:17 | |
Fire! | 1:20:19 | 1:20:20 | |
Hey, stop it! No! | 1:20:22 | 1:20:24 | |
HE LAUGHS | 1:20:24 | 1:20:26 | |
Cease fire. | 1:20:26 | 1:20:28 | |
There goes another. They're on the run. Fire! | 1:20:28 | 1:20:32 | |
Oh, no...! | 1:20:34 | 1:20:35 | |
Are you all right? | 1:20:42 | 1:20:45 | |
Don't worry about me. | 1:20:43 | 1:20:45 | |
What we got to worry about is we're out of ammunition. | 1:20:45 | 1:20:49 | |
This time we all go in together! | 1:20:49 | 1:20:52 | |
We got nothing to regret, li'l lady. | 1:20:52 | 1:20:55 | |
We done our best. | 1:20:55 | 1:20:58 | |
Reeeaaadddyyyy...! | 1:20:58 | 1:21:01 | |
CAR HORNS | 1:21:02 | 1:21:04 | |
Drive! Drive! | 1:21:09 | 1:21:11 | |
Hi, Grandma! | 1:21:55 | 1:21:58 | |
Hi, there! | 1:21:58 | 1:22:00 | |
Why, that rascal! | 1:22:00 | 1:22:02 | |
There's a man there. That's why she didn't come out! | 1:22:02 | 1:22:06 | |
Faster. Faster! | 1:22:11 | 1:22:12 | |
Faster! | 1:22:12 | 1:22:14 | |
Wait a minute... Back! | 1:22:14 | 1:22:17 | |
Why not look where you're going? | 1:22:21 | 1:22:26 | |
Don't raise your voice to me, you myopic oaf! | 1:22:23 | 1:22:26 | |
Hey, whaddaya think you're...? Whooaaa! | 1:22:28 | 1:22:31 | |
All right, Herbie, enough, now. | 1:22:44 | 1:22:49 | |
Think you're going to make him stop? Fat chance! | 1:22:46 | 1:22:49 | |
Herbie, stop or you can't come to the wedding. | 1:22:49 | 1:22:53 | |
SIREN | 1:22:55 | 1:22:58 | |
Ah. You again, Mr Hawk... | 1:23:03 | 1:23:07 | |
Save me. Save me! | 1:23:05 | 1:23:07 | |
They're after me, after me! | 1:23:07 | 1:23:09 | |
Who's after you? | 1:23:09 | 1:23:12 | |
Little cars. Hundreds of 'em. Look, idiot! | 1:23:12 | 1:23:15 | |
Mr Hawk, do you mind coming to my place of business? | 1:23:17 | 1:23:22 | |
I'd be happy to! I... Ooh! | 1:23:20 | 1:23:22 | |
And what happened then? | 1:23:25 | 1:23:27 | |
Willoughby told Herbie to stop or he couldn't come to the wedding. | 1:23:27 | 1:23:32 | |
Wait a minute. What wedding? | 1:23:32 | 1:23:35 | |
BELL CLANGS | 1:23:35 | 1:23:38 | |
PLAYS WEDDING MARCH | 1:23:42 | 1:23:44 | |
Subtitles by IMS | 1:24:26 | 1:24:29 |