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..Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, | 0:03:27 | 0:03:31 | |
dust to dust. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
So sorry, my dear Mrs Henderson. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
-Your husband was a great friend to my country. -That's so kind of you. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:02 | |
Please join us at the house for a small luncheon in his honour. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:06 | |
Thank you so much, Leslie, but I think I'll take my own car. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:18 | |
STIFLED SOBS | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
WAILS | 0:05:10 | 0:05:14 | |
Madam. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
I know Robert would want me to be available to help you in any way. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:15 | |
Thank you so much. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
-He was an estimable man. -Yes. Yes! | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
-And a very dangerous business competitor. -Yes! | 0:06:24 | 0:06:28 | |
Oh. Yes. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
Excuse me. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
-I am bored with widowhood. -My dear, you've just scratched the surface. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:41 | |
I have to smile at everybody. I've never had to smile at everybody. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:45 | |
-In India, there were always people to look down on. -People are sympathetic. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:50 | |
-You have lost your husband. -Well, I didn't mislay him! | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
It was most inconsiderate of Robert to die. What am I supposed to do now? | 0:06:53 | 0:06:58 | |
The first rule of widowhood, my dear - | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
important conversations occur at lunch. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
It's really not so bad. Widows are allowed hobbies. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:08 | |
-Hobbies? -Yes! Embroidery. Things like that. -Are you mad?! | 0:07:08 | 0:07:13 | |
I graduated to weaving. Would you care to see my tapestries? | 0:07:13 | 0:07:17 | |
-I'd rather drink ink. -Committees are good, of course. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
I serve on quite a few charities. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
Once your husband dies, it's quite permissible to help the poor. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:27 | |
And now there's no-one to stop you buying things. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:32 | |
Also, of course, there's a great deal of time for lovers. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:37 | |
-Margo, I'm nearly 70! -That's true. But you're also very rich. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:42 | |
The one cancels out the other. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
I don't know anything about embroidery. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
Ow! Oh! | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
Now, I believe we may call it a refuge. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:05 | |
We do not want any term alluding to unwed mothers in the title. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:09 | |
Nor do we wish for the public to know the purpose of the house. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:14 | |
But I've told my friends I'm helping to build a home for future bastards. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:18 | |
SCATTERED COUGHING | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
Sorry. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
-Home, madam? -I need some fresh air. Let's drive. -Yes, madam. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:29 | |
I think I should see Alec. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
Hello, Alec. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
INAUDIBLE | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
Let's return to London, please. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
I'd rather like to visit Old Windmill Street again. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:15 | |
Good day, madam. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
(Oh!) | 0:10:35 | 0:10:36 | |
-Mind your back! -Oh! | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
-Oh, Laura! Oh, what on earth...? -Margo. Renovations, dear. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:52 | |
-It's a... -It's a theatre. It's a theatre! | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
-Isn't it delicious! I own it. -Own it? | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
You said there was no-one to stop me buying things, so I bought a theatre. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:02 | |
But I meant bracelets and earrings! | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
What on earth are you going to do with a theatre? | 0:11:05 | 0:11:09 | |
Well, I thought music hall or... What do they call it in America? | 0:11:09 | 0:11:13 | |
Vaudeville. Actually, I haven't thought about it. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:17 | |
-Oh, what am I going to do with it? -You need someone to run it for you. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:21 | |
Oh, you think? Oh, I knew you'd give me sensible advice. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:25 | |
But who? | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
Oh, that's an easy assignment. I know just the man. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
He's out of work at the moment, but he's very good at running theatres. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:37 | |
I can't imagine where she is. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
She was meant to be here 20 minutes ago. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
Well... That's that, then. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
I can't hang around here all day. I've an important meeting to go to. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:52 | |
-I'm sorry, old chap, but... -Oh, he was terribly ill in the car. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:56 | |
-Nerves, I imagine. Little sweet. Hello, Leslie. -Hello. | 0:11:56 | 0:12:00 | |
Who on earth are you? | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
-This is Vivian Van Damm. -Don't be silly. That's not a British name. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:07 | |
In actual fact, my father's a lawyer in Bishopsgate, | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
although some of his ancestors are from Holland. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
-Oh, dear God, you're Jewish. -As it happens, I'm not. -Of course you are. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:17 | |
Just look at yourself. Show business is filled with Jewish people. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:21 | |
One must make do. We haven't met. I'm Laura Henderson. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
Yes, I imagined you were. You're 20 minutes late. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:28 | |
And you're rude. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
Perhaps he's the wrong man. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
No, I don't think so. Where are you going? | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
Leslie, where's he off to? Do stop him. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:41 | |
-I'm here to offer you a position! -You can't offer me a position | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
-if I'm walking out on you. -But that's why I'm offering it, dear. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:48 | |
You've got gumption. Don't you adore that word? And you smoke cigars. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:53 | |
-Anyone who runs my theatre must smoke cigars. It's so manly, so... -What? | 0:12:53 | 0:12:58 | |
Jewish. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
I have a theatre. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:05 | |
I have a theatre. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
Just sitting there, waiting for a brilliant manager | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
to come and turn it into a commercial proposition. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:18 | |
A manager who might bring enjoyment and amusement back into the West End. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:22 | |
A manager with vision and courage. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
And if that isn't you, then, my intuition has failed me. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:28 | |
So, by all means, hurry off, Mr Damm Van. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:32 | |
-Van Damm. -Oh, if you insist, dear. If you insist. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:36 | |
Whose idea was it to gut the building? | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
-Mine! -Well, well... | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
There should be a sign saying "Windmill Theatre" up there. See? | 0:13:50 | 0:13:54 | |
-You're going to retain the name? -I find it helps your driver | 0:13:54 | 0:13:58 | |
-if it's named after the street. -What do you know about the theatre? | 0:13:58 | 0:14:02 | |
-Oh, almost nothing. -I must have total control of the production side. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:06 | |
Is that clear? All artistic decisions are mine. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:10 | |
You may voice an opinion if you must but I have the final say. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:14 | |
-Understood? -Of course. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
I think we'll make a splendid team! | 0:14:16 | 0:14:19 | |
Let's go and sit down in that charming little cafe. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
I'm sure its business will improve when our musical revue opens. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:26 | |
-Who said we were doing a musical revue? -Well, I assumed. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:33 | |
All those decisions are mine. Remember? | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
That's perfect. Just there. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
Higher! | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
No. No, no, no. Come back. Come back to the middle. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
-Higher! -Oh...! | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
-Higher. -Right. I've had an idea. Let's go inside. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:55 | |
-It is a radical idea. -Oh, jolly good. What is it? | 0:14:58 | 0:15:02 | |
-Non-stop performances. -Non-stop? | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
Yes. Instead of two shows a day, we run our show all day long. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:10 | |
Five or six performances a day, | 0:15:10 | 0:15:14 | |
one after another. It's never been done in England before. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
Every theatre here is exactly like every other theatre. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:21 | |
No-one is attempting anything new. It's good to stir things up, no? | 0:15:21 | 0:15:26 | |
-We'd be a sensation! -I've no idea what you mean, but I admire passion. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:30 | |
Yes, well, what else is there? | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
How much will this experiment cost? | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
I mean, what do I stand to lose if it fails? | 0:15:36 | 0:15:40 | |
Well, anything up to, er, £10,000. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:44 | |
What fun! | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
I'm in a sporting mood today, Mr Van Damm. It must be the weather. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:53 | |
-And what'll we do? -A musical revue. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:56 | |
-What'll we call it? -Well, I thought, "Revudeville"! | 0:15:58 | 0:16:02 | |
Oh, yes! | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
That's lovely. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
I've invited you here this evening to sip a bit of sherry - | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
I'm told cocktail parties are out of date - | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
and to announce the most amusing news. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:23 | |
The Windmill Theatre will open on February 3rd | 0:16:23 | 0:16:27 | |
with the most revolutionary programme ever seen in England. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:32 | |
In this enterprise, I'll be carrying on the work of my late husband, | 0:16:33 | 0:16:37 | |
who spent a great deal of time and money helping stage people, | 0:16:37 | 0:16:41 | |
especially those in the field of variety. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
-Is that true? -She's making it up. -Oh. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
As you know, these are difficult times. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:49 | |
So many of our variety performers have been forced onto the milkline. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:53 | |
-Breadline. -Breadline. Breadline. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
Revudeville is an attempt to create... | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
-Employment! -Employment! | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
Employment for these delightful creatures. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:04 | |
Our productions will be guided and overseen by our resident genius, | 0:17:04 | 0:17:08 | |
our brilliant general manager who comes to us from central Europe, | 0:17:08 | 0:17:13 | |
Mr Vivian Van Damm. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
-We won't be able to work together, you know. -You're a perfect match! | 0:17:21 | 0:17:25 | |
So, you found yourself a Continental. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:31 | |
Nonsense. He's as English as you or I. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
He's terribly alive, don't you think? Just something one can sense. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:38 | |
-Laura, you have an infatuation. -Don't be ridiculous! | 0:17:38 | 0:17:42 | |
It's the show business I'm attracted to. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
Tomorrow, we have auditions! Isn't that exciting! | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
People come in and entertain us and we say, "Stick around" or "Buzz off"! | 0:17:48 | 0:17:52 | |
BOTH GIGGLE | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
-FEEBLY: -# You may not be an angel | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
-# Cos angels are so few... # -Thank you. Next. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
-TUNELESSLY: -# But until the day that one comes along | 0:18:19 | 0:18:24 | |
-# I'll string along... # -Next! | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
# But when...something came along | 0:18:26 | 0:18:30 | |
# I'll sing along with you... # | 0:18:30 | 0:18:34 | |
Next! | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
-SHRILLY: -# You may not be an angel | 0:18:38 | 0:18:43 | |
# Cos angels are so few | 0:18:43 | 0:18:48 | |
# But until the day that one comes along | 0:18:48 | 0:18:53 | |
# I'll string along with you. # | 0:18:53 | 0:18:57 | |
-(Good Lord.) -Thank you, Miss Kramer. That'll do. -Poor thing. | 0:18:57 | 0:19:01 | |
-Next! -My dear, would you just wait over there. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:05 | |
Mr Van Damm, I spent many years in the Far East with my husband | 0:19:06 | 0:19:10 | |
witnessing what pagan rituals, but I've never seen anything | 0:19:10 | 0:19:13 | |
-as barbaric as this. -Welcome to the theatre. Next! -Very nice, dear. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:17 | |
Buy yourself a decent meal. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
-Who's the young man at the back? -Ssh! Concentrate on the auditions. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:29 | |
# ..comes along, I'll string along with you... # | 0:19:29 | 0:19:33 | |
-Next. -JAUNTY PIANO TUNE | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
-(We'll have him.) -We will? | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
We will. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
Next. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
MIDDLE-EASTERN-STYLE PIANO TUNE | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
-Why do you keep looking at that boy? -That boy, as you call him, | 0:20:03 | 0:20:07 | |
was the featured performer at the Pavilion. I snatched him away. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:11 | |
He was a big help to me. He's got excellent taste. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
-He agrees with all of my choices. -Including these demented pharaohs? | 0:20:14 | 0:20:19 | |
-Book them. -Right, VD. -Are you mad?! They're not in the least authentic. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:24 | |
Ssh. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
And over. Over. Step, shuffle, change. Kick up the toe. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
And fix, six, seven, eight. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
Step, pick up. Step, pick up. Step, pick up. Forward. Heads up. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:50 | |
Thank you, ladies. Let's change over. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
See what they're like from the back. And pay attention to their height. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:57 | |
And over. Step, shuffle. Lift, kick up the toe. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
Tap, shuffle. And round, two, three, four. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
Step, pick up. Step, pick up. Change. Forward. And heads up. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:09 | |
-Do you find these women attractive? -Some of them are very pretty. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:14 | |
Oh, yes, I can certainly see that, but do they intrigue you as a man? | 0:21:14 | 0:21:18 | |
Ah. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:21 | |
I have other inclinations. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
Oh. Oh! Oh! | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
How delicious! | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
And use your backs. Yes. Good girls. Next group. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:33 | |
And use your back, girls. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
Yes! Last group. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
But Mr Van Damm seems to have an intense appreciation, doesn't he? | 0:21:40 | 0:21:44 | |
Are the girls ready? And... | 0:21:44 | 0:21:47 | |
-He's practically sniffing them! -And last group. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:54 | |
-Some of these girls are very good. -Indeed. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
-I'm going to call our chorus The Millerettes. -Millerettes? | 0:21:57 | 0:22:01 | |
-Mmm. "Mill" as in Windmill. -What's the "er" for? | 0:22:01 | 0:22:04 | |
Millerettes should be Millettes. The "er" clogs it up. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
-Millettes doesn't scan. -It's accurate! -Doesn't sound right. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:11 | |
But Millerettes sounds like a man named Miller has a chorus line. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:14 | |
-We do Vaudeville, not dictionaries! -We should still use correct English! | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
Millerettes is a good name, and it's not your decision. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:21 | |
In fact, you shouldn't be in the theatre until dress rehearsal. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
-In fact, I'm going to ban you. -Don't you dare! You have no right! | 0:22:24 | 0:22:29 | |
-I can do anything I please! -Then, I shall cancel the opening! -Fine! | 0:22:29 | 0:22:32 | |
-This show will not go on. -Indeed. -They're ready to start again, VD. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:37 | |
My dear, you must never interrupt a perfectly good argument. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:41 | |
-I've completely lost my train of thought. -So have I. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:45 | |
Come on. Mustn't keep the Millerettes waiting. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:48 | |
That name is intolerable. It suggests midgets working in a factory. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:52 | |
Millettes sounds like a medical condition. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
JAZZY MUSIC | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
# Can't you see that all the dull days and grey skies are over? | 0:23:03 | 0:23:08 | |
# Can't you see that we'll be living from now on in clover? | 0:23:08 | 0:23:13 | |
# We're letting in the sunshine | 0:23:13 | 0:23:16 | |
# It's shining everywhere | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
# We're letting in the sunshine for all of us to share | 0:23:18 | 0:23:23 | |
# For all of us to share | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
# We're letting in the sunshine | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
# For all of us to share | 0:23:28 | 0:23:32 | |
# All of us to share! # | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
ALL CHEER | 0:23:36 | 0:23:39 | |
BOTH MOUTH | 0:23:50 | 0:23:54 | |
Oh, stop thanking each other. Let's find some champagne. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:59 | |
What a wonderful hobby, my dear! | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
I wonder if there are any more theatres for sale! | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
I don't understand. We were such a success. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
-Then everyone copied us. -Now we're a disaster? -There's the accounts. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:29 | |
-We're losing a fortune. -You mean, you can be a triumph one week, | 0:24:29 | 0:24:33 | |
-and a disaster the next? -I'm not certain it's worth going on. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:37 | |
Oh, you people make me weary. You've no courage! | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
What I say is, "Stick a thing out and it will come round." | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
-I'm trying to save your finances. -I don't need your protection. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:47 | |
We've put on some good shows, but they're obviously not daring enough. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:52 | |
-Why don't we get rid of the clothes? -Pardon? | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
Let's have naked girls. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
Don't you think? | 0:24:57 | 0:25:00 | |
Now, this has been on my mind for some time. I never dared mention it. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:04 | |
I, too, lack courage, it seems. Now, what I propose is, we have nude women | 0:25:04 | 0:25:08 | |
in Revudeville, as they do in Paris. At the Moulin Rouge, for instance. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:12 | |
DOG WHINES Baby, we'll find you some milk. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:16 | |
Paris, after all, is just filled with naked women wearing bananas | 0:25:16 | 0:25:20 | |
and, dare I say it, making everyone else go bananas in return. Keep up. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:24 | |
-(Yes...) -It would be innovative and draw the crowds. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:27 | |
I would make back all of my money, you would enjoy yourself | 0:25:27 | 0:25:31 | |
being surrounded by countless breasts and we'd all be happy. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
What you're suggesting isn't possible. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
That kind of thing isn't done here. Nudity? In England? | 0:25:37 | 0:25:41 | |
You tend towards safety sometimes. You're rather bourgeois, | 0:25:41 | 0:25:45 | |
I do mean that in a kind way, but I suspect it's not advisable in the show business. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:50 | |
What you're forgetting is, we need a licence from the Lord Chamberlain | 0:25:50 | 0:25:54 | |
-for whatever we put on the stage. -The Lord Chamberlain? -Yes! | 0:25:54 | 0:25:58 | |
What, Tommy? Little Tommy Baring? Don't be silly. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:02 | |
I have, of course, taken that into account. He's a very sweet man. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:06 | |
He and his dreary wife are on holiday in France, but when he returns, | 0:26:06 | 0:26:10 | |
-I'll throw a fly at him. -Pardon? -That's a fisherman's term, dear. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:13 | |
It has to do with hooking a trout. You do lead a narrow life. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:17 | |
-Meanwhile, do begin work on our new idea. -Without permission? | 0:26:17 | 0:26:21 | |
Oh! We've found your milk. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
Mrs Henderson's request is, of course, entirely out of order. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:28 | |
Of course. I'm well aware of that. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
-Oh, Tommy! -Laura. How wonderful to see you. -You don't look a day older. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:36 | |
What a touching little lie. I do know a bit about why you're here. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:41 | |
-Oh? -Mmm. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
I find that lines have to be drawn somewhere, my dear Laura, | 0:26:43 | 0:26:48 | |
and nudity is on the wrong side of the divide. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:52 | |
I have problems enough with the length of skirts. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:55 | |
I've had inches added to them for a new Offenbach production. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
Well, we won't have that problem, as we won't have skirts. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:02 | |
Sir, if I may, we have very strict rules in these areas, Mrs Henderson. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:07 | |
Oh, this office is so stuffy! Why don't we take a bit of a walk? | 0:27:07 | 0:27:12 | |
-Sir? -A walk. Yes. Lovely. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:15 | |
Why didn't you return to India? | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
I was only ever Robert's wife in India. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
It seemed a bit absurd without a Robert. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:23 | |
Now I find it most amusing to run a variety show and I'll tell you why. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:27 | |
Robert used to take me to the music hall often. He was fond of them. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:31 | |
On the condition I stayed behind the curtain in the box! | 0:27:31 | 0:27:34 | |
In those days, it was considered terribly improper for a married woman | 0:27:34 | 0:27:38 | |
to be seen at a music hall. But times have moved on. | 0:27:38 | 0:27:42 | |
And we must move with them, mustn't we? | 0:27:42 | 0:27:45 | |
Oh, look. A tent. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:47 | |
-Unusual to see a tent in the park. -Quite. I had it constructed earlier. | 0:27:48 | 0:27:53 | |
Did you obtain a licence? | 0:27:53 | 0:27:55 | |
Oh, come inside, you old fogey. I've prepared lunch. | 0:27:55 | 0:27:59 | |
-The be all and end all is they are naked. -Like paintings in a museum! | 0:28:02 | 0:28:06 | |
These sandwiches are particularly good. | 0:28:06 | 0:28:09 | |
It's an excellent season for salmon. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:11 | |
-We haven't exactly reached salmon season yet. -You're so literal! | 0:28:11 | 0:28:16 | |
You're thinking bosoms. I'm thinking breasts. | 0:28:16 | 0:28:18 | |
-What is the difference? -The difference is in your soul. Cheese? | 0:28:18 | 0:28:23 | |
Thank you. Of course, paintings in a museum are still, are they not? | 0:28:23 | 0:28:28 | |
-Still? -The figures do not move. I suppose there's something in that. | 0:28:28 | 0:28:32 | |
Mmm. This cheese is very good indeed. | 0:28:33 | 0:28:36 | |
-If this girls did not move... -Tableaux? | 0:28:36 | 0:28:39 | |
Precisely. | 0:28:39 | 0:28:41 | |
..then one might make a direct corollary with an art gallery. | 0:28:41 | 0:28:45 | |
I can, perhaps, see the possibility of some artistic merit to that. | 0:28:45 | 0:28:49 | |
-They never move? -Never. -Yes, that would be like a museum. | 0:28:49 | 0:28:53 | |
Which was, my dear, your suggestion. You must be very pleased. | 0:28:53 | 0:28:57 | |
-I'm warming to the idea. My secretary, of course... -More wine? | 0:28:57 | 0:29:01 | |
Ah, yes. Thank you. What about, forgive me, the foliage? | 0:29:01 | 0:29:06 | |
-Foliage? -You know, beneath the... -Beneath what? Try the Brie. | 0:29:06 | 0:29:10 | |
-Thank you. Beneath the... -I had it flown in from France. -Excellent. | 0:29:10 | 0:29:14 | |
-The foliage beneath... -My husband was very fond of this cheese. | 0:29:14 | 0:29:18 | |
Dear, I'm attempting to address the disagreeable, somewhat sordid topic | 0:29:18 | 0:29:23 | |
-of the pudendum. -What is that? -Good heavens! -Do have some more wine. | 0:29:23 | 0:29:28 | |
-The female part! -Oh, the pussy! Why didn't you say? | 0:29:28 | 0:29:32 | |
I had not expected you, of all people, to use such language. | 0:29:32 | 0:29:36 | |
The word was popular in the mid-19th century. Not everyone speaks Latin. | 0:29:36 | 0:29:40 | |
Then, I'd prefer you to refer to it as...the Midlands. | 0:29:40 | 0:29:44 | |
Oh, dear. You men do get into such a state about the Midlands, don't you? | 0:29:44 | 0:29:49 | |
Well, you needn't worry. Our lighting will be so subtle, | 0:29:49 | 0:29:53 | |
the disputed area will be barely visible. | 0:29:53 | 0:29:56 | |
And anyway, we'll have a barber. | 0:29:56 | 0:29:59 | |
GIGGLES | 0:29:59 | 0:30:02 | |
You are the most exasperating woman. You always were. | 0:30:02 | 0:30:06 | |
-I take that to mean you'll permit us to have a go. -If no-one moves, yes. | 0:30:06 | 0:30:10 | |
-GASPS -Perhaps. | 0:30:10 | 0:30:12 | |
I'll reserve final judgment until the opening night. | 0:30:12 | 0:30:17 | |
I'm delighted, dear ladies, that you wish to be a part of our endeavour. | 0:30:17 | 0:30:22 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:30:22 | 0:30:24 | |
-Saliva. -Behave! | 0:30:32 | 0:30:34 | |
-I never realised how similar breasts are to shoes. -What do you mean? | 0:30:34 | 0:30:38 | |
Well, they come in so many sizes. I've always found them overrated. | 0:30:38 | 0:30:42 | |
-Well, you're not a man. -Alas(!) | 0:30:42 | 0:30:46 | |
All right, ladies. Off you go. | 0:30:46 | 0:30:49 | |
-What do you make of her? -She's beautiful. | 0:31:00 | 0:31:03 | |
-Yes. -But the nipples. -Too large? | 0:31:03 | 0:31:06 | |
They're not British. Could be Italian. | 0:31:06 | 0:31:09 | |
We must have British nipples. | 0:31:09 | 0:31:11 | |
And how about her? | 0:31:15 | 0:31:18 | |
The right one's bigger than the left. | 0:31:18 | 0:31:20 | |
-GIGGLES -Ssh! Ssh! | 0:31:20 | 0:31:23 | |
-Her? -Fried eggs. | 0:31:25 | 0:31:28 | |
GIGGLES LOUDLY Sorry. | 0:31:28 | 0:31:30 | |
Thank you very much. Could you all please wait in the wings. Thank you. | 0:31:30 | 0:31:36 | |
-So, what basically are you looking for? -Personality. | 0:31:36 | 0:31:39 | |
-Something in their smile, eyes. -I suggest you look in their faces. | 0:31:39 | 0:31:44 | |
Yes, of course! | 0:31:46 | 0:31:48 | |
We're looking at the wrong kind of girl. | 0:31:48 | 0:31:51 | |
-We shouldn't have theatricals. Maggie, make a note. -My dear. | 0:31:51 | 0:31:55 | |
Bertie and I are going to tour the countryside | 0:31:55 | 0:31:58 | |
-and discover some English roses. -Oh, good! | 0:31:58 | 0:32:01 | |
Now you're getting the hang of it. | 0:32:01 | 0:32:03 | |
It's been an unsuccessful trip, my friend. | 0:32:04 | 0:32:07 | |
What I'm looking for is...personality. | 0:32:07 | 0:32:11 | |
Youth. Beauty. | 0:32:11 | 0:32:14 | |
Certainly not talent. Anyone can have talent. | 0:32:14 | 0:32:17 | |
And they must be well brought up. | 0:32:17 | 0:32:20 | |
I think many of the young women we've been seeing | 0:32:20 | 0:32:24 | |
come from rather awkward backgrounds. | 0:32:24 | 0:32:27 | |
TYRES SCREECH HORN BLARES | 0:32:28 | 0:32:31 | |
Shine your lights on the water! | 0:32:34 | 0:32:37 | |
The young girl is a dancer! Excellent coordination! | 0:32:45 | 0:32:49 | |
That's it. Come on. There we go. There you are. | 0:32:53 | 0:32:57 | |
-You're all right. -Let me see. | 0:32:57 | 0:33:00 | |
-GASPS: -Oh, my God. | 0:33:00 | 0:33:02 | |
I'm so sorry. I'm so embarrassed. I didn't mean to cause any trouble. | 0:33:04 | 0:33:08 | |
-No need to be embarrassed. You've found a knight. -Hmm? | 0:33:08 | 0:33:12 | |
Two knights...in shining armour. | 0:33:12 | 0:33:16 | |
-My God! What a beautiful smile. -Exquisite. | 0:33:17 | 0:33:22 | |
Have you ever considered going on the stage? | 0:33:25 | 0:33:28 | |
# Sweet inspiration | 0:33:34 | 0:33:37 | |
# So often out of reach... | 0:33:37 | 0:33:41 | |
HUMS THE TUNE | 0:33:41 | 0:33:44 | |
# ..and everyone | 0:33:44 | 0:33:47 | |
# Sweet inspiration | 0:33:48 | 0:33:51 | |
-# We often... # -Peggy moved. -Oh, you moved. | 0:33:51 | 0:33:55 | |
-She mustn't move. -I'm sorry, Mr Van Damm. -The law insists | 0:33:55 | 0:33:59 | |
-that you be absolutely still. -Why don't we take a break? | 0:33:59 | 0:34:03 | |
-Yes. Good idea. -Rest your arms, girls. Get the circulation going. | 0:34:03 | 0:34:07 | |
There's, er, teacups and, er, tea just downstairs. | 0:34:12 | 0:34:18 | |
Oh! Oh, it's so sweet. | 0:34:20 | 0:34:23 | |
You're perched in the orchestra pit like little birds. | 0:34:23 | 0:34:26 | |
-We feel safe down here. -Are you all right? | 0:34:26 | 0:34:30 | |
-Yes, thank you. My arm went numb. -I would sometimes see people in India | 0:34:30 | 0:34:34 | |
standing still for hours on ends. Fakirs. It was all rather spiritual. | 0:34:34 | 0:34:38 | |
-Oh, I see. -You must think yourself onto a higher plane. | 0:34:38 | 0:34:42 | |
We'd all like to be on a higher plane. Preferably over the Channel. | 0:34:42 | 0:34:46 | |
Oh! ALL GIGGLE | 0:34:46 | 0:34:48 | |
-Oh, you're the one that was... -Drowning. -Oh! | 0:34:48 | 0:34:52 | |
-Come on. -Oh. I like that girl you ran over. | 0:34:52 | 0:34:56 | |
Why don't you and the dog look at the programme proofs in the office? | 0:34:56 | 0:35:00 | |
-You're trying to get rid of us. -Yes. We're coming up to a delicate time. | 0:35:00 | 0:35:04 | |
-Maggie, take Mrs Henderson up to the office. -Oh...! -Out. | 0:35:04 | 0:35:07 | |
Well, of course. You're in charge. | 0:35:07 | 0:35:10 | |
Right. Time for you to disrobe. | 0:35:13 | 0:35:16 | |
-Do we have to do it now, Mr Van Damm? -Well, when else? | 0:35:16 | 0:35:20 | |
-I was just asking. -I could have left you in the water. -Come on, girls. | 0:35:20 | 0:35:24 | |
Let's do it. | 0:35:24 | 0:35:26 | |
I can't! | 0:35:37 | 0:35:38 | |
-Where's she going? -She can't face it. | 0:35:41 | 0:35:44 | |
-What's wrong with everybody? -I'm sorry, Mr Van Damm. | 0:35:48 | 0:35:52 | |
There's no work outside. I just thought, "Well, it's a job." | 0:35:53 | 0:35:57 | |
All of my friends are starving. I was lucky to have employment. | 0:35:57 | 0:36:02 | |
You can't imagine how it feels. We're just standing there. | 0:36:02 | 0:36:06 | |
Even my boyfriend hasn't seen me naked, and we've been to bed! | 0:36:06 | 0:36:09 | |
It's like it's...medical. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:12 | |
Do you think I would ever subject you to anything improper or tawdry? | 0:36:12 | 0:36:18 | |
I am enabling you all to earn an honest salary | 0:36:18 | 0:36:22 | |
in this most difficult of times. | 0:36:22 | 0:36:24 | |
After a hard week's work, you take home enough to maintain your home, | 0:36:24 | 0:36:28 | |
help out your parents and even save a little bit for the future! | 0:36:28 | 0:36:32 | |
And all you have to do is display certain blessings | 0:36:32 | 0:36:36 | |
you received from the Lord. | 0:36:36 | 0:36:38 | |
Why do you think God gave you all your bits and pieces? | 0:36:38 | 0:36:41 | |
So that you might be ashamed of them? So you might hide them away? | 0:36:43 | 0:36:47 | |
Isn't great art, after all, the celebration of nature? | 0:36:47 | 0:36:53 | |
-That's what this is. -Art? | 0:36:53 | 0:36:56 | |
Absolutely. You are the Venus de Milo. | 0:36:56 | 0:36:59 | |
-The Mona Lisa. -The Mona Lisa wore a dress. | 0:36:59 | 0:37:02 | |
Some do, some don't. | 0:37:02 | 0:37:04 | |
Tomorrow, we'll go to the museum and look at some paintings. | 0:37:04 | 0:37:09 | |
Botticelli. Now, he was inspired. | 0:37:09 | 0:37:12 | |
Inspired by God. | 0:37:12 | 0:37:15 | |
I'm placing a weighty burden on your shoulders, | 0:37:15 | 0:37:18 | |
but I know you have the moral strength to carry it. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:22 | |
Why don't we try it again? | 0:37:22 | 0:37:24 | |
All right? | 0:37:24 | 0:37:26 | |
I'll see you on the stage. | 0:37:28 | 0:37:30 | |
Let's give it a go. I don't fancy working in my father's chemist. | 0:37:32 | 0:37:36 | |
Art. | 0:37:37 | 0:37:39 | |
Art. | 0:37:39 | 0:37:41 | |
SNEEZES | 0:37:42 | 0:37:44 | |
Sorry. | 0:37:44 | 0:37:46 | |
-There is a draught in here. -You expect draughts in a theatre. | 0:37:46 | 0:37:51 | |
-What happens if we get cold? -Bertie, get someone to close the doors | 0:37:51 | 0:37:54 | |
and check all the windows, will you? Thank you. | 0:37:54 | 0:37:58 | |
-All right? -Yes, thank you. -Does everyone have to watch us? -Who? | 0:37:58 | 0:38:02 | |
Well, them. | 0:38:02 | 0:38:04 | |
You're going to have an entire audience watching you! | 0:38:05 | 0:38:09 | |
-Yes, but they'll be strangers. -And they won't be standing so close. | 0:38:09 | 0:38:13 | |
-Will they?! -We can hear them breathing! | 0:38:13 | 0:38:15 | |
-A man has to breathe. -Heavy breathing. | 0:38:15 | 0:38:18 | |
It doesn't seem fair for them to be dressed when we're not. | 0:38:18 | 0:38:21 | |
Okey-dokey. I know what to do. | 0:38:21 | 0:38:23 | |
Come on, gentlemen. Come on. You, too. Fair is fair. | 0:38:25 | 0:38:29 | |
-Ladies, come on. -LADIES GIGGLE | 0:38:29 | 0:38:34 | |
Come on! Strip! | 0:38:34 | 0:38:37 | |
-ALL LAUGH -You, too, Mr Van Damm. | 0:38:40 | 0:38:42 | |
Don't be ridiculous. Someone has to maintain authority here. | 0:38:42 | 0:38:46 | |
-Take your clothes off, please. -No. -Off! Off! | 0:38:46 | 0:38:51 | |
Off! Off! Off! Off! Off! Off! Off! | 0:38:51 | 0:38:55 | |
All right. All right! | 0:38:58 | 0:39:01 | |
Bloody childish. | 0:39:01 | 0:39:03 | |
Mrs Henderson! Mrs Henderson, don't go in there! | 0:39:05 | 0:39:08 | |
GIGGLING | 0:39:08 | 0:39:10 | |
SILENCE DESCENDS | 0:39:10 | 0:39:12 | |
Why, Mr Van Damm... | 0:39:20 | 0:39:22 | |
you ARE Jewish. | 0:39:22 | 0:39:24 | |
DOG WHIMPERS | 0:39:24 | 0:39:27 | |
# Sweet inspiration | 0:39:31 | 0:39:34 | |
# So often out of reach | 0:39:34 | 0:39:39 | |
# You come sometime to each and everyone | 0:39:39 | 0:39:44 | |
# Sweet inspiration | 0:39:45 | 0:39:47 | |
# We often have to wait | 0:39:47 | 0:39:50 | |
# But still you're better | 0:39:50 | 0:39:53 | |
# Late than never | 0:39:53 | 0:39:58 | |
# Everyone | 0:39:58 | 0:40:00 | |
# Lives in expectation | 0:40:00 | 0:40:04 | |
# Sweet inspiration | 0:40:04 | 0:40:07 | |
# Of you! # | 0:40:07 | 0:40:14 | |
-I think I saw a priest in the audience! -No! You're hallucinating! | 0:40:33 | 0:40:37 | |
-Everyone looked so rich! -Oh, I hope so. | 0:40:37 | 0:40:40 | |
When I take off my clothes, I think, "This will bring me champagne." | 0:40:40 | 0:40:43 | |
I think, "One more day and it hasn't happened yet." | 0:40:43 | 0:40:47 | |
DOOR SLAMS I brought the Lord Chamberlain. | 0:40:47 | 0:40:50 | |
He felt he had to say a few words of encouragement to you. | 0:40:50 | 0:40:54 | |
-Now, isn't that delicious! -..Well done. | 0:40:54 | 0:40:58 | |
Well done. | 0:40:58 | 0:41:00 | |
May I be...permitted to say... | 0:41:00 | 0:41:06 | |
that... Oh, good heavens! | 0:41:06 | 0:41:09 | |
Good heavens, I...I... | 0:41:09 | 0:41:13 | |
What an artistic enterprise | 0:41:13 | 0:41:16 | |
you have, erm... | 0:41:16 | 0:41:18 | |
Ahem... A testament, really, to the British p...! | 0:41:18 | 0:41:22 | |
It's a magical evening, hmm? | 0:41:24 | 0:41:26 | |
I quite understand what you were feeling. | 0:41:26 | 0:41:30 | |
I myself have exhibited my breasts. | 0:41:30 | 0:41:33 | |
I was at a party with the Duchess of Denbigh and Countess Albery, | 0:41:33 | 0:41:38 | |
and we took off our blouses - oh, in private, of course - | 0:41:38 | 0:41:42 | |
-and looked at each other's titties! -ALL GIGGLE | 0:41:42 | 0:41:45 | |
My, how we laughed! | 0:41:45 | 0:41:48 | |
The Lord Chamberlain was very taken with you, my dear. | 0:41:49 | 0:41:52 | |
ALL GIGGLE | 0:41:52 | 0:41:55 | |
-Mrs Henderson. -Mr Van Damm. We've had quite an evening. | 0:41:58 | 0:42:01 | |
-The Lord Chamberlain was very pleased. -Meet Natalie. -Natalie? | 0:42:01 | 0:42:05 | |
-My wife. -Vivian's spoken about you so often, I feel that I know you! | 0:42:05 | 0:42:09 | |
Well...I certainly don't know YOU. Excuse me. | 0:42:12 | 0:42:17 | |
You can be rude to me, but not to my wife! | 0:42:29 | 0:42:33 | |
Wife? When did you acquire a wife? | 0:42:33 | 0:42:35 | |
-Why haven't you told us? -What do you mean? -You never mentioned her. | 0:42:35 | 0:42:40 | |
-I believe a figure of authority must maintain a sense of privacy! -A wife! | 0:42:40 | 0:42:45 | |
-What exactly is the problem? -Who on earth said there was a problem? | 0:42:45 | 0:42:49 | |
Have a wife if you insist. Just don't let her interfere with your duties. | 0:42:49 | 0:42:53 | |
-Why would she do that? -Because that's what wives do - I know. | 0:42:53 | 0:42:56 | |
-I was a wife. I interfered all the time. -So sack me, then. | 0:42:56 | 0:43:00 | |
If you're unhappy with me, just say it and I'll leave. | 0:43:00 | 0:43:04 | |
But don't you dare, ever, ever talk to my wife like that again. | 0:43:04 | 0:43:07 | |
-Oh, don't you worry, I'll keep my eye on you. -You do that. | 0:43:07 | 0:43:11 | |
I hope you realise I will never, ever set foot in this theatre again! | 0:43:13 | 0:43:17 | |
You two behave like an old married couple. | 0:43:19 | 0:43:22 | |
Well, it seems that would make him a bigamist. | 0:43:22 | 0:43:26 | |
Oh. | 0:43:26 | 0:43:27 | |
Champagne, then. | 0:43:27 | 0:43:30 | |
It is rather as I thought - your heart has stirred. | 0:43:31 | 0:43:35 | |
Then, I must consult a physician. | 0:43:35 | 0:43:38 | |
This should have been such a pleasant night. | 0:43:40 | 0:43:43 | |
# You told me there wasn't a lesson in loving that you hadn't learned | 0:43:50 | 0:43:57 | |
# Oh, yes | 0:43:57 | 0:44:01 | |
# Oh, yes | 0:44:01 | 0:44:03 | |
# So you met someone who set you back on your heels, goody, goody | 0:44:05 | 0:44:09 | |
# So you met someone and now you know how it feels, goody, goody | 0:44:09 | 0:44:14 | |
# So you gave her your heart, too | 0:44:14 | 0:44:16 | |
# Just as I gave mine to you | 0:44:16 | 0:44:19 | |
# And she broke it in little pieces and now how do you do? | 0:44:19 | 0:44:23 | |
# So you lie awake just singing the blues all night | 0:44:23 | 0:44:27 | |
# Goody, goody | 0:44:27 | 0:44:28 | |
# So you think that love's a barrel of dynamite... # | 0:44:28 | 0:44:31 | |
-I want you to flank her. -Flank her? -Stand either side of her. | 0:44:31 | 0:44:35 | |
-Oh. -Aren't I in silhouette, like in the picture? -Silhouette. | 0:44:35 | 0:44:39 | |
-Silhouette, Harry. -Now, the sun must rise behind you. | 0:44:39 | 0:44:43 | |
-Orange. -We see the rays of the sun like in the picture. | 0:44:43 | 0:44:47 | |
A new dawn over the new world. | 0:44:48 | 0:44:52 | |
EGYPTIAN-STYLE MUSIC CHEERING | 0:44:52 | 0:44:56 | |
Goody, goody. | 0:45:04 | 0:45:05 | |
Goody, goody. | 0:45:07 | 0:45:09 | |
Goody, goody. | 0:45:11 | 0:45:13 | |
-And now...! -How... -..do you do? | 0:45:14 | 0:45:17 | |
# So you lie awake just singing the blues all night | 0:45:17 | 0:45:22 | |
# Goody, goody... # | 0:45:22 | 0:45:23 | |
JAZZY, INSTRUMENTAL VERSION OF TUNE | 0:45:23 | 0:45:27 | |
SERENE, CHORAL VERSION OF TUNE | 0:45:39 | 0:45:43 | |
SHRIEKS | 0:46:01 | 0:46:03 | |
ALL LAUGH | 0:46:03 | 0:46:05 | |
You philistines! Out! Get out! | 0:46:16 | 0:46:19 | |
JEERS | 0:46:19 | 0:46:22 | |
How am I going to explain this to the Lord Chamberlain? | 0:46:22 | 0:46:26 | |
# So you lie awake just singing the blues all night | 0:46:26 | 0:46:30 | |
# Goody, goody | 0:46:30 | 0:46:32 | |
# So you think that love's a barrel of dynamite | 0:46:32 | 0:46:37 | |
# Hooray and hallelujah | 0:46:37 | 0:46:39 | |
# You had it coming to ya | 0:46:39 | 0:46:42 | |
# Goody, goody for you | 0:46:42 | 0:46:44 | |
# Goody, goody for me | 0:46:44 | 0:46:48 | |
# And I hope you're satisfied You rascal, you! # | 0:46:48 | 0:46:53 | |
ALL CHEER ENTHUSIASTICALLY | 0:46:57 | 0:47:01 | |
Coming through. Excuse me, Mr Van Damm. Sorry. | 0:47:15 | 0:47:19 | |
I forgot me fin! | 0:47:20 | 0:47:22 | |
-Good afternoon, Doris. -Afternoon. -How's your mother? -Fine, thank you. | 0:47:24 | 0:47:28 | |
-Have you been writing to her? -Yes. She told me to tell you | 0:47:28 | 0:47:31 | |
she's disappointed I'm a starfish. She thinks I should be a mermaid. | 0:47:31 | 0:47:35 | |
Ah. I'll send her a note. | 0:47:35 | 0:47:37 | |
-And who have we here? -Catherine The Great. | 0:47:37 | 0:47:40 | |
Have you forgotten the tableau with the horse? Come along! Wakey, wakey. | 0:47:40 | 0:47:44 | |
-You might show a bit more respect. I should've... -Left you in the water! | 0:47:44 | 0:47:49 | |
-Afternoon, girls. How are you? -Better now. -Was something wrong? | 0:47:49 | 0:47:53 | |
-My bum cheeks went numb. -She was leaning arse over backwards. -Shush! | 0:47:53 | 0:47:56 | |
-In the Alaskan tableau, of course! -Rupert soon got the blood flowing! | 0:47:56 | 0:48:01 | |
-Who's Rupert? -Well you might ask. -Oh, behave yourself! | 0:48:01 | 0:48:05 | |
We must be cautious about too much frivolity. | 0:48:05 | 0:48:08 | |
-The Windmill is a very serious business. -ALL: Yes, Mr Van Damm. | 0:48:08 | 0:48:12 | |
-Do I give it to the students again, sir? -ALL: Mr Van Damm. | 0:48:20 | 0:48:23 | |
At your own discretion, dear boy. | 0:48:23 | 0:48:26 | |
It's beastly. I can't walk into my own theatre. | 0:48:28 | 0:48:32 | |
I hear wonderful things about the new shows and I'm missing all the fun! | 0:48:32 | 0:48:36 | |
-You did say you would never set foot in The Windmill again. -Quite right. | 0:48:36 | 0:48:40 | |
The man's a monster. I want nothing to do with him. | 0:48:40 | 0:48:43 | |
You're like my granddaughter, who moans about boys she has her eye on. | 0:48:43 | 0:48:48 | |
Adolescents and women in their eighth decade are very similar. | 0:48:48 | 0:48:53 | |
You obviously require a battle plan. | 0:48:55 | 0:48:57 | |
My second husband, the general, | 0:48:58 | 0:49:01 | |
always advocated attacking from the rear, | 0:49:01 | 0:49:04 | |
which, although it did nothing to enhance our marriage, | 0:49:04 | 0:49:08 | |
did bring him some success on the field. | 0:49:08 | 0:49:11 | |
Oh, just slip in there, as it were, | 0:49:11 | 0:49:14 | |
and establish your beachhead. | 0:49:14 | 0:49:17 | |
-Excuse us! This is a private dressing room. -It's only me! | 0:49:21 | 0:49:24 | |
Sorry. But I did not want to be seen in the theatre. | 0:49:24 | 0:49:29 | |
Oh, I have missed your company. | 0:49:30 | 0:49:32 | |
I thought I'd just drop by to see if you needed anything. | 0:49:32 | 0:49:36 | |
Actually, if this may be our secret. | 0:49:36 | 0:49:38 | |
-Mr What's-his-name doesn't know I'm here. -We're fine, thank you. | 0:49:38 | 0:49:42 | |
-My poor dear, I'm having some cheese sent up to you. -Cheese? | 0:49:42 | 0:49:45 | |
-I'm not convinced you eat enough. -Yes, she's just skin and bone(!) | 0:49:45 | 0:49:49 | |
Shut up. I weigh exactly what I weighed when I started this job. | 0:49:49 | 0:49:52 | |
-Something's wrong. She's not eating chocolate. -So very, very head girl. | 0:49:52 | 0:49:57 | |
-So sensible. -See? It's unanimous. You're positively scrawny. -Ha! | 0:49:57 | 0:50:01 | |
You may laugh, but I know men. Men look at bosoms, but I notice bones. | 0:50:01 | 0:50:05 | |
-SCREAMS What? -Spots! | 0:50:05 | 0:50:08 | |
No-one will notice. | 0:50:08 | 0:50:10 | |
You must promise to let me know if you have any complaints or problems. | 0:50:10 | 0:50:14 | |
Does Mr Van Damm... Oh, my dear. | 0:50:14 | 0:50:18 | |
I wore a similar wig to a ball in Delhi. | 0:50:18 | 0:50:21 | |
-Didn't look nearly as becoming as it does on you. -Thank you. | 0:50:21 | 0:50:24 | |
-You remind me a bit of myself. -Too thin? -You'd be surprised. | 0:50:24 | 0:50:28 | |
-Don't tell anyone I've been here. -It's just between us girls. | 0:50:28 | 0:50:32 | |
-You all get on rather well. -Yes, we're like a family. | 0:50:32 | 0:50:35 | |
There hasn't been any improper behaviour from Van Damm, has there? | 0:50:35 | 0:50:40 | |
-He's very good to us. -He's like a father. | 0:50:40 | 0:50:44 | |
-He treats us for what we are. -And what is that? -Artists | 0:50:44 | 0:50:47 | |
I have seemingly handed him a kingdom - complete with harem. | 0:50:47 | 0:50:52 | |
Then, my dear, you must infiltrate, | 0:50:52 | 0:50:55 | |
like a delicious, if overripe, Mata Hari. | 0:50:55 | 0:50:59 | |
Might I propose subterfuge? | 0:50:59 | 0:51:03 | |
Ah. | 0:51:03 | 0:51:05 | |
Good afternoon. | 0:51:07 | 0:51:09 | |
-Good afternoon. -Good afternoon. | 0:51:09 | 0:51:12 | |
-Amazing. You get all kinds. -I have a very odd feeling, VD. | 0:51:14 | 0:51:17 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:51:17 | 0:51:20 | |
What I need is a rubber trumpet. | 0:51:20 | 0:51:22 | |
Yeah. I've had an offer to join a rubber band. | 0:51:22 | 0:51:26 | |
Please, no. Please don't do this. | 0:51:26 | 0:51:28 | |
-Mrs Henderson, you are a fraud! -Oh! Oh! Oh! | 0:51:28 | 0:51:33 | |
Don't you dare manhandle me! | 0:51:33 | 0:51:36 | |
-Make a fool of yourself, if you must, but not of me. -No! Ah! | 0:51:36 | 0:51:41 | |
What do you think you were doing? | 0:51:41 | 0:51:43 | |
I simply want to make sure you are doing your jobs properly. | 0:51:43 | 0:51:46 | |
It was most unpleasant of you to grab my hairpiece. | 0:51:46 | 0:51:49 | |
That's made of authentic Chinese hair. | 0:51:49 | 0:51:52 | |
Well, now you'll have some time to calm down. Examine your behaviour. | 0:51:52 | 0:51:57 | |
My husband put me on top of a cupboard once. | 0:51:57 | 0:52:00 | |
You have so much in common. CHUCKLES | 0:52:00 | 0:52:04 | |
I'd like you to behave. | 0:52:04 | 0:52:07 | |
No doubt your husband said that to you as well. | 0:52:07 | 0:52:10 | |
Oh, Mr Van Damm, I just can't help myself. | 0:52:10 | 0:52:14 | |
-Oh, well, cheerio. -No, don't you dare leave me here. | 0:52:14 | 0:52:19 | |
No, don't you dare! Don't you dare leave me! | 0:52:19 | 0:52:23 | |
MUSIC: Chu-Chi Face | 0:52:26 | 0:52:29 | |
This act is not half bad. | 0:52:33 | 0:52:36 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:52:44 | 0:52:47 | |
-You can't have an animal on stage with naked women. -Yes, I see that. | 0:52:48 | 0:52:53 | |
-It's a shame. -I've got a new song. | 0:52:53 | 0:52:56 | |
Let's hear it. | 0:52:56 | 0:52:58 | |
# There's a lake in the park There's a house by the lake | 0:52:59 | 0:53:02 | |
# There's a... # Slower. | 0:53:02 | 0:53:05 | |
# There's a lake in the park | 0:53:11 | 0:53:13 | |
# There's a house by the lake | 0:53:13 | 0:53:16 | |
# There's a girl in the house by the lake in the park | 0:53:16 | 0:53:18 | |
# And the girl in the house in the park by the lake | 0:53:18 | 0:53:21 | |
# Is the girl in the little green hat | 0:53:21 | 0:53:24 | |
# And tonight after eight That's when I've got a date | 0:53:24 | 0:53:26 | |
# When the moon's riding high and the stars light the sky | 0:53:26 | 0:53:29 | |
# With the girl in the house by the lake in the park... # | 0:53:29 | 0:53:32 | |
-What?! -You'd better see for yourself. | 0:53:32 | 0:53:36 | |
# No trees in the park at all | 0:53:36 | 0:53:39 | |
# But she'll wait beside the lake I'll be welcome at the house | 0:53:39 | 0:53:41 | |
# I'll meet her by the garden wall | 0:53:41 | 0:53:44 | |
# There's a ship on the shore There's a sailor on the shore | 0:53:44 | 0:53:46 | |
# There's a girl in his arms She's the girl I adore | 0:53:46 | 0:53:48 | |
# So goodbye to the house by the lake in the park | 0:53:48 | 0:53:50 | |
# And the girl in the little green hat. # | 0:53:50 | 0:53:52 | |
-Bye, Mrs Henderson. -GIGGLE | 0:53:52 | 0:53:55 | |
Try the river, it's Tuesday. | 0:54:05 | 0:54:09 | |
-Get me a taxi. -Yes, VD. | 0:54:09 | 0:54:11 | |
-Tea? -Yes, please. To take away. | 0:54:12 | 0:54:15 | |
We need caffeine. We're exhausted. | 0:54:15 | 0:54:18 | |
You're exhausted?! All you girls do is just stand there. | 0:54:18 | 0:54:23 | |
And that, I am told, is the definition of a star. | 0:54:23 | 0:54:27 | |
This has got to stop. We're running a serious theatre. | 0:54:36 | 0:54:40 | |
The entire West End is laughing at us. | 0:54:40 | 0:54:42 | |
I haven't worked for years to achieve a position of respect | 0:54:42 | 0:54:46 | |
only to be perceived as a joke. If all you want to be is a dilettante, | 0:54:46 | 0:54:51 | |
-take your money and go someplace else. -I can't hear you. | 0:54:51 | 0:54:55 | |
I'm not simply frivolous. And I don't ever want to be taken for granted. | 0:55:00 | 0:55:04 | |
I wish to ascertain that artists who audition for us | 0:55:04 | 0:55:08 | |
are being treated with the proper respect. It turns out they are. | 0:55:08 | 0:55:12 | |
I am perfectly satisfied. | 0:55:12 | 0:55:14 | |
On another matter entirely - | 0:55:16 | 0:55:18 | |
billing. The programme says, Mrs Henderson Presents Revudeville. | 0:55:18 | 0:55:23 | |
It's absolutely charming, but perhaps unfair. Shouldn't it be, | 0:55:23 | 0:55:26 | |
Mrs Henderson Presents Revudeville, a Vivian Van Damm production? | 0:55:26 | 0:55:30 | |
I rather like that, don't you? | 0:55:30 | 0:55:33 | |
I am going to have a joyride now. Isn't that exciting? | 0:55:36 | 0:55:39 | |
I am not a servant! | 0:55:49 | 0:55:52 | |
You can't buy me off with a piece of billing! Do you hear, bloody woman?! | 0:55:52 | 0:55:57 | |
Is it well stocked with petrol? | 0:56:13 | 0:56:16 | |
What do you mean? | 0:56:16 | 0:56:18 | |
Do you think we might make it to France? | 0:56:18 | 0:56:21 | |
I don't think I'll be back for a while. | 0:57:06 | 0:57:09 | |
EXPLOSION | 0:57:34 | 0:57:36 | |
-Mr Van Damm. -Mrs Henderson. | 0:58:13 | 0:58:15 | |
Welcome back. | 0:58:15 | 0:58:18 | |
MUSIC: La Marseillaise | 0:58:20 | 0:58:23 | |
# Entendez vous dans notre campagnes | 0:58:23 | 0:58:28 | |
# Mugir ces froces soldats? | 0:58:28 | 0:58:33 | |
# Ils viennent jusque dans nos bras | 0:58:33 | 0:58:37 | |
# Egorger nos fils, nos compagnes | 0:58:37 | 0:58:42 | |
# Aux armes, citoyens! | 0:58:42 | 0:58:46 | |
# Formez vos bataillons! | 0:58:46 | 0:58:50 | |
# Marchons! Marchons! | 0:58:50 | 0:58:55 | |
# Qu'un sang impur | 0:58:55 | 0:58:59 | |
# Abreuve nos sillons! # | 0:58:59 | 0:59:07 | |
Do you mind if I sit here? | 0:59:56 | 0:59:59 | |
Suit yourself. | 0:59:59 | 1:00:01 | |
I am so sorry, Mr Van Damm. | 1:00:17 | 1:00:20 | |
I imagine...you have family. | 1:00:22 | 1:00:27 | |
-Yes. -I can't bear feeling helpless. | 1:00:32 | 1:00:35 | |
I always think there's something I can do. | 1:00:35 | 1:00:38 | |
But sometimes, of course, there's nothing. | 1:00:42 | 1:00:46 | |
Champagne, madam? | 1:01:04 | 1:01:06 | |
Don't you feel a bit over-safe? | 1:01:23 | 1:01:25 | |
Caution, my dear. | 1:01:25 | 1:01:27 | |
We're not certain what to do about the theatres. | 1:01:27 | 1:01:31 | |
-Whatever do you mean? -They're a frivolous distraction. | 1:01:31 | 1:01:35 | |
Exactly what young soldiers need. Wouldn't you say? | 1:01:35 | 1:01:40 | |
There are other considerations. | 1:01:42 | 1:01:45 | |
Intelligence tells us the Luftwaffe will bomb London. | 1:01:45 | 1:01:48 | |
My intelligence tells me that. | 1:01:48 | 1:01:51 | |
-It'll be dangerous for people to congregate, won't it? -Tommy! | 1:01:51 | 1:01:54 | |
Don't be silly! Congregate underground. | 1:01:54 | 1:01:58 | |
My theatre is beneath street level. It's the safest place to be. | 1:01:58 | 1:02:02 | |
Let's have no more of these foolish ideas. | 1:02:02 | 1:02:05 | |
Oh, Tommy. | 1:02:07 | 1:02:09 | |
# We stand in awe and ask what power divine | 1:02:39 | 1:02:43 | |
# Inspired the sculptor | 1:02:43 | 1:02:45 | |
# Of such flawless art | 1:02:45 | 1:02:50 | |
# For there is life in every curve and line | 1:02:50 | 1:02:55 | |
# To charm the eye and satisfy... # | 1:02:55 | 1:02:57 | |
EXPLOSION | 1:02:57 | 1:02:59 | |
RUMBLING | 1:03:10 | 1:03:13 | |
# There is no time No space of endless years... # | 1:03:13 | 1:03:17 | |
THUNDEROUS EXPLOSION | 1:03:17 | 1:03:20 | |
SCREAMING | 1:03:20 | 1:03:22 | |
APPLAUSE CHEERING | 1:03:51 | 1:03:54 | |
'Fires were started again last night in the East End. | 1:04:14 | 1:04:18 | |
'Londoners awoke after the tenth consecutive night of bombardment | 1:04:18 | 1:04:22 | |
'by the German Air Force.' | 1:04:22 | 1:04:25 | |
We have a huge challenge before us. | 1:04:26 | 1:04:29 | |
It's up to us, the Revudeville, | 1:04:29 | 1:04:33 | |
to fortify London in a way that sandbags and anti-aircraft cannot. | 1:04:33 | 1:04:38 | |
They may bomb our city, destroy our homes, | 1:04:38 | 1:04:42 | |
kill our friends and neighbours, but through it all, | 1:04:42 | 1:04:46 | |
our show will continue. | 1:04:46 | 1:04:49 | |
We will never stop performing and we will never close. | 1:04:49 | 1:04:55 | |
(He thinks he's bloody Winston Churchill.) | 1:04:55 | 1:04:58 | |
Some of our family are going. Called up. | 1:04:58 | 1:05:02 | |
Thank God our Bertie has a heart murmur. | 1:05:03 | 1:05:07 | |
It may be wise for some of you to move into the theatre. We have room. | 1:05:09 | 1:05:13 | |
And because we're underground, we're safe. | 1:05:13 | 1:05:16 | |
Of course, we'll all have our war duties as well as theatrical ones. | 1:05:16 | 1:05:20 | |
But, we will pitch in. | 1:05:20 | 1:05:23 | |
And we will do our bit. | 1:05:23 | 1:05:26 | |
That is beautifully put, Mr Van Damm. | 1:05:26 | 1:05:29 | |
I am sure we will all make the necessary sacrifices. | 1:05:29 | 1:05:33 | |
Yesterday, I wanted to buy a new hat. I desisted. | 1:05:33 | 1:05:36 | |
I put the money in National Savings instead. | 1:05:36 | 1:05:41 | |
We shall come through. | 1:05:41 | 1:05:43 | |
# Poor old London Town is falling down | 1:05:46 | 1:05:50 | |
# Lots of places going up in flames | 1:05:50 | 1:05:54 | |
# But if you're in the know | 1:05:54 | 1:05:57 | |
# And find out where to go | 1:05:57 | 1:06:00 | |
# You'll find the love is very much the same... # | 1:06:00 | 1:06:06 | |
DRUMBEAT | 1:06:06 | 1:06:09 | |
CHEERING | 1:06:09 | 1:06:11 | |
# We're babies of the Blitz | 1:06:11 | 1:06:13 | |
# Our boudoir is blown to bits | 1:06:13 | 1:06:15 | |
# We're living underground Patrolling on our wits | 1:06:15 | 1:06:18 | |
# By day, we're knitting mufflers or cutting canteen cakes | 1:06:19 | 1:06:23 | |
# But that role doesn't ruffle us cos we've got what it takes | 1:06:23 | 1:06:26 | |
# It's no longer safe to tarry at Cafe de Paris | 1:06:26 | 1:06:31 | |
# So we're ladies-in-waiting now | 1:06:31 | 1:06:33 | |
# To do our little bits | 1:06:33 | 1:06:35 | |
# No wearing dungareeses to hide our silken kneeses | 1:06:35 | 1:06:40 | |
# Keep the old flag flying We're the b-b-babies of the Blitz | 1:06:40 | 1:06:43 | |
# Tin hats may hide our coiffures for a while | 1:06:46 | 1:06:50 | |
# Their shelter boots conceal our dainty feet | 1:06:50 | 1:06:54 | |
# But beneath this tough external | 1:06:54 | 1:06:56 | |
# There's something that's eternal | 1:06:56 | 1:06:59 | |
-# Ask the Air Force -Or the Army -Or the Fleet | 1:06:59 | 1:07:03 | |
# We're babies of the Blitz | 1:07:03 | 1:07:05 | |
# And when their leave permits | 1:07:05 | 1:07:07 | |
# We welcome back the boys | 1:07:07 | 1:07:09 | |
# Who fly the Hurricanes and Schmitts | 1:07:09 | 1:07:12 | |
# Whilst bosses of munitions and businessmen | 1:07:12 | 1:07:16 | |
# Must park their inhibitions And make whoopee | 1:07:16 | 1:07:19 | |
# And make whoopee And make whoopee now and then | 1:07:19 | 1:07:21 | |
# We like sophistication and recreation | 1:07:21 | 1:07:26 | |
# We're what the doctor ordered | 1:07:26 | 1:07:28 | |
# After chasing Messerschmitts | 1:07:28 | 1:07:30 | |
# So long as there is rhythm | 1:07:30 | 1:07:33 | |
# And good meals and we are with them | 1:07:33 | 1:07:35 | |
# They won't exterminate | 1:07:35 | 1:07:38 | |
-# The babies -Babies -Babies | 1:07:38 | 1:07:40 | |
# Babies of the Blitz! # | 1:07:40 | 1:07:42 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 1:07:42 | 1:07:45 | |
RUMBLE OF EXPLOSIONS | 1:07:53 | 1:07:56 | |
Ken said you were up here. I didn't believe him. | 1:08:26 | 1:08:29 | |
-Why ever not? -It's bloody dangerous, that's why. | 1:08:29 | 1:08:32 | |
-Come on down. -Oh, dear, oh, dear. | 1:08:32 | 1:08:36 | |
The aircraft have passed. Look, you can see them over the East End. | 1:08:36 | 1:08:40 | |
You're ever so cautious, Mr Van Damm. | 1:08:40 | 1:08:44 | |
One shouldn't be overly so at times like these. | 1:08:44 | 1:08:48 | |
Everyone should be cautious. | 1:08:48 | 1:08:51 | |
EXPLOSION | 1:08:50 | 1:08:51 | |
You don't seem to take war too seriously, Mrs Henderson. | 1:08:58 | 1:09:02 | |
I wonder what you were like when you were young. | 1:09:05 | 1:09:08 | |
Rather dashing, I dare say. | 1:09:08 | 1:09:11 | |
And filled with hope. | 1:09:11 | 1:09:14 | |
My mind turns towards young men these days. | 1:09:14 | 1:09:17 | |
You see, Mr Van Damm, | 1:09:17 | 1:09:21 | |
I take war far more seriously than you can ever dare imagine. | 1:09:21 | 1:09:26 | |
CHEER | 1:09:53 | 1:09:55 | |
# That's all | 1:10:20 | 1:10:21 | |
# Blue nightfall above me | 1:10:21 | 1:10:27 | |
HUMS | 1:10:27 | 1:10:29 | |
# Bring me that someone | 1:10:29 | 1:10:32 | |
# To love me... # | 1:10:32 | 1:10:34 | |
No, you'll have to cover her faster than that. | 1:10:34 | 1:10:38 | |
-You need to be a lot faster. -Those things weigh a ton, Bertie. | 1:10:38 | 1:10:41 | |
Go on, take five minutes. | 1:10:41 | 1:10:44 | |
Oh, my dear, how generous. | 1:10:54 | 1:10:56 | |
-My goodness! -Gin. Helps steel our nerves for the air raids. | 1:10:59 | 1:11:03 | |
It does seem they're no longer bombing during the tableaux. | 1:11:03 | 1:11:07 | |
That's because Mr Van Damm sent Hitler our programme. | 1:11:07 | 1:11:10 | |
Professional courtesy between Fuhrers. | 1:11:10 | 1:11:14 | |
You're all so energetic and courageous. | 1:11:14 | 1:11:17 | |
We're the only theatre still playing in the West End. | 1:11:17 | 1:11:20 | |
Then you all go out with the soldiers after the show. | 1:11:20 | 1:11:23 | |
But I don't. I never go out. | 1:11:23 | 1:11:26 | |
My dear, why ever not? | 1:11:26 | 1:11:28 | |
Before I started stripping off for a living, I was always falling in love. | 1:11:28 | 1:11:34 | |
I was hopeless. | 1:11:34 | 1:11:36 | |
Never again. | 1:11:36 | 1:11:38 | |
So I have become a right little priss. | 1:11:39 | 1:11:42 | |
A naked spinster. | 1:11:42 | 1:11:44 | |
And that is the way I like it. | 1:11:44 | 1:11:47 | |
Who would have dreamed that standing on a stage without any clothes on | 1:11:47 | 1:11:52 | |
would be the safest place to be. | 1:11:52 | 1:11:55 | |
# Then deep in my arms | 1:11:57 | 1:12:00 | |
# What can he say, but, yes? | 1:12:00 | 1:12:04 | |
# That's all blue nightfall | 1:12:05 | 1:12:08 | |
# Above me.... | 1:12:08 | 1:12:11 | |
WOLF WHISTLING | 1:12:13 | 1:12:17 | |
# ..to love me | 1:12:17 | 1:12:20 | |
# To love me | 1:12:20 | 1:12:23 | |
# To love me. # | 1:12:24 | 1:12:28 | |
Could you, er, come this way, sir. | 1:12:40 | 1:12:42 | |
Mrs Henderson would like to speak to you. | 1:12:42 | 1:12:45 | |
-Who's the flower for? -(For the girl inside the fan.) | 1:12:53 | 1:12:57 | |
-Speak up, dear. -The girl in the fan. | 1:12:57 | 1:13:00 | |
Oh, yes. | 1:13:00 | 1:13:03 | |
-How old are you? -21. | 1:13:03 | 1:13:06 | |
-21? -Too young for her, I suppose. | 1:13:08 | 1:13:12 | |
Come back tomorrow night. | 1:13:12 | 1:13:14 | |
Sweet. | 1:13:17 | 1:13:19 | |
I was always afraid that I'd end up in a florist shop. | 1:13:25 | 1:13:28 | |
-And now you are. -I'm getting hay fever. | 1:13:28 | 1:13:30 | |
-And who is Paul? -I have no idea. | 1:13:30 | 1:13:33 | |
Are you girls decent? Oh, good. | 1:13:33 | 1:13:36 | |
I have brought someone. This is Paul. GIGGLE | 1:13:36 | 1:13:41 | |
Oh, I see. Erm, girls, can you, er...? | 1:13:41 | 1:13:44 | |
-(I was looking forward to, er...) -Speak up, dear. | 1:13:57 | 1:14:00 | |
-Would you mind if I had a moment alone? -Of course. | 1:14:00 | 1:14:03 | |
Thank you. | 1:14:03 | 1:14:05 | |
-You've sent all these flowers. -Don't be foolish. | 1:14:05 | 1:14:08 | |
I recognise your florist. He can't afford this sort of thing. | 1:14:08 | 1:14:12 | |
-He comes from a very distinguished family. -Mrs Henderson. | 1:14:12 | 1:14:16 | |
Truth is so prosaic. | 1:14:16 | 1:14:18 | |
He's young, that's all. And rather well put together, wouldn't you say? | 1:14:18 | 1:14:22 | |
That face. | 1:14:22 | 1:14:24 | |
He's young. And in five days, he goes to the Front. | 1:14:27 | 1:14:32 | |
And he may not come back. And it is so lonely out there... | 1:14:32 | 1:14:36 | |
-In the trenches. -Yes, I know the word. | 1:14:36 | 1:14:38 | |
Books have been written about the last war. | 1:14:38 | 1:14:41 | |
I have actually read some of them. | 1:14:41 | 1:14:43 | |
I suppose he saw me on stage and fell in love. | 1:14:43 | 1:14:47 | |
Mrs Henderson, | 1:14:48 | 1:14:50 | |
one night my bicycle went off the road. | 1:14:50 | 1:14:53 | |
And the next thing I knew, I was an illusion. | 1:14:53 | 1:14:56 | |
Cos that's all we are up there. But the odd thing is, | 1:14:56 | 1:14:59 | |
I am still in that river, and I want to be rescued, | 1:14:59 | 1:15:02 | |
but not by some drum roll or applause, or a soldier's fantasy. | 1:15:02 | 1:15:06 | |
Oh, dear, you are such a tiresome generation. | 1:15:06 | 1:15:11 | |
You want love. We got along nicely without it, thank you very much. | 1:15:11 | 1:15:17 | |
I don't see why that boy's fantasy is any more foolish than yours. | 1:15:17 | 1:15:21 | |
Oh, damn. | 1:15:27 | 1:15:29 | |
-She loved your flowers, dear. -What flowers? | 1:15:31 | 1:15:35 | |
# You are the promised kiss of springtime | 1:15:47 | 1:15:52 | |
# That makes the lonely winter seem long | 1:15:52 | 1:15:59 | |
# You are the breathless hush of evening | 1:16:00 | 1:16:06 | |
# That lingers on the brink of a lovely song | 1:16:06 | 1:16:12 | |
# You are the angel glow that lights a star | 1:16:12 | 1:16:19 | |
# The dearest things I know | 1:16:19 | 1:16:22 | |
# Are what you are | 1:16:22 | 1:16:27 | |
# Someday | 1:16:27 | 1:16:30 | |
# My happy arms will hold you | 1:16:30 | 1:16:34 | |
# And someday | 1:16:34 | 1:16:37 | |
# I'll know that moment divine | 1:16:37 | 1:16:42 | |
# When all the things you are | 1:16:42 | 1:16:47 | |
# Are mine | 1:16:47 | 1:16:51 | |
# Time and again I've longed for adventure | 1:16:52 | 1:16:55 | |
# Something to make my heart beat the-faster | 1:16:55 | 1:16:58 | |
# What did I long for? I never really knew | 1:16:58 | 1:17:05 | |
# Finding your love I found my adventure | 1:17:05 | 1:17:08 | |
# Touching your hand My heart beats the-faster | 1:17:08 | 1:17:12 | |
# All that I want In all of this world | 1:17:12 | 1:17:16 | |
# Is you | 1:17:16 | 1:17:18 | |
# You are the angel glow | 1:17:18 | 1:17:21 | |
# That lights a star | 1:17:21 | 1:17:25 | |
# The dearest things I know are what you are | 1:17:25 | 1:17:31 | |
# Someday my happy arms will hold you | 1:17:33 | 1:17:39 | |
# And someday | 1:17:39 | 1:17:44 | |
# I'll know that moment divine | 1:17:44 | 1:17:48 | |
# When all the things you are | 1:17:48 | 1:17:54 | |
# Are | 1:17:56 | 1:17:59 | |
# Mine... # | 1:17:59 | 1:18:05 | |
Trouble, boss. | 1:18:12 | 1:18:14 | |
-Is it that bloody woman again? -Oh, no, not this time, VD. | 1:18:17 | 1:18:20 | |
Open up. Do you want me to knock the door down? | 1:18:23 | 1:18:26 | |
-You'll hurt your shoulder. -Get inside. | 1:18:26 | 1:18:32 | |
-You can't do this! -Why not? -You're part of our family. | 1:18:33 | 1:18:36 | |
-That's a terrible choice of words. -What?! -I don't want to discuss it. | 1:18:36 | 1:18:39 | |
But you have to tell me what's behind this. You owe it to me. | 1:18:39 | 1:18:42 | |
-My concern for the aesthetics of Revudeville. -What? | 1:18:42 | 1:18:46 | |
I don't think you want a nude on stage who is pregnant. | 1:18:46 | 1:18:50 | |
(Christ!) We were having a private discussion. | 1:18:50 | 1:18:53 | |
-Can we have a quick change? -Yeah. | 1:18:53 | 1:18:56 | |
That was a particularly fine programme. | 1:19:03 | 1:19:05 | |
-I am so very pleased with myself. -Please, go back to the theatre. | 1:19:05 | 1:19:09 | |
We don't have time for your nonsense. We have a crisis. | 1:19:09 | 1:19:13 | |
Why? What ever is wrong? | 1:19:13 | 1:19:15 | |
Maureen has sent me a letter of resignation. | 1:19:15 | 1:19:18 | |
-Don't be ridiculous. Why would she? -She's pregnant. | 1:19:18 | 1:19:21 | |
-'Two minutes, girls!' -Oh, my dear. -I need some air. | 1:19:21 | 1:19:25 | |
You can work as a singer for the next few months. | 1:19:25 | 1:19:28 | |
-We'll keep you on salary until... -I can't think clearly. I need air. | 1:19:28 | 1:19:31 | |
-I'm so sorry. Was it...? -Who else would it be? | 1:19:31 | 1:19:36 | |
He sent me a letter. He's going back to his girlfriend. | 1:19:36 | 1:19:40 | |
His girlfriend. They all have girlfriends. | 1:19:40 | 1:19:43 | |
The crazy thing is, I fell for him. | 1:19:43 | 1:19:46 | |
It's not your fault. I'm a grown girl. I knew what I was doing. | 1:19:46 | 1:19:49 | |
-But he had such a sweet face. -They all have sweet faces. | 1:19:49 | 1:19:53 | |
You live in your own world, Mrs Henderson. | 1:19:53 | 1:19:57 | |
I'm sorry. Excuse me. I don't want to say something I shouldn't. | 1:19:57 | 1:20:01 | |
-I need some tea and some air. -She said it's not your fault. | 1:20:01 | 1:20:04 | |
-That can only mean one thing. -Which is? -That it IS your fault. | 1:20:04 | 1:20:08 | |
-What have you been up to? -Nothing. | 1:20:08 | 1:20:10 | |
-Have you been giving her advice? -Excuse me. I want to take some air. | 1:20:10 | 1:20:15 | |
You can't go out. The sirens went. | 1:20:15 | 1:20:17 | |
-We didn't hear anything. -A few minutes ago. | 1:20:17 | 1:20:20 | |
-Maureen has gone out. -Why didn't you stop her?! | 1:20:20 | 1:20:23 | |
-Where is she going? -For some air. -No, for tea, she said. | 1:20:23 | 1:20:27 | |
EXPLOSION | 1:20:27 | 1:20:30 | |
You foolish, foolish woman. Look what you've done. | 1:21:31 | 1:21:35 | |
I thought yes, she's selfish and rude and eccentric, | 1:21:35 | 1:21:39 | |
but that goes with her class. I can live with that. I was a fool. | 1:21:39 | 1:21:44 | |
You don't know anything about the real world, do you? | 1:21:44 | 1:21:48 | |
# Tropical charms | 1:22:58 | 1:23:01 | |
-# Lend us your loveliness... # -APPLAUSE | 1:23:01 | 1:23:06 | |
It's not the same. Let's cut the number. | 1:23:06 | 1:23:10 | |
The boys love it, boss. | 1:23:10 | 1:23:12 | |
I am from the Lord Chamberlain's office. This is for you. | 1:23:15 | 1:23:19 | |
-I have to close your theatre. -What?! | 1:23:19 | 1:23:22 | |
It's causing too many people to congregate in front of it. Sorry. | 1:23:22 | 1:23:26 | |
-Telephone the newspapers. Get them down here. -Yes, boss. | 1:23:27 | 1:23:31 | |
Maggie? | 1:23:31 | 1:23:33 | |
I know where to find her. | 1:23:34 | 1:23:36 | |
Tell her to come to the theatre immediately. | 1:23:36 | 1:23:39 | |
Mrs Henderson would like to see Lord Cromer as soon as possible. | 1:23:43 | 1:23:47 | |
Here. At the theatre. | 1:23:47 | 1:23:49 | |
-I don't think the Lord Chamberlain is available. -Nonsense. | 1:23:49 | 1:23:53 | |
Mrs Henderson wishes to see him. Pray, pass the message. | 1:23:53 | 1:23:57 | |
There's nothing I can do. The theatre is closed. | 1:23:59 | 1:24:03 | |
Clear a path, please. Please, clear a path. | 1:24:03 | 1:24:07 | |
-We ain't moving until you open up. -There's nothing I can do. | 1:24:07 | 1:24:14 | |
-I see the press are here, Van Damm. -Yes. | 1:24:14 | 1:24:16 | |
I don't know how they got hold of it. | 1:24:16 | 1:24:18 | |
-Good afternoon, Mrs Henderson. -Maggie. | 1:24:25 | 1:24:28 | |
This way. | 1:24:30 | 1:24:32 | |
There seems to be a nationwide desire to keep this theatre open. | 1:24:35 | 1:24:38 | |
Nationwide?! Please don't be delusional. | 1:24:38 | 1:24:42 | |
I have learnt in these many years of dealing with "artists" | 1:24:42 | 1:24:45 | |
to detest imagination. | 1:24:45 | 1:24:48 | |
Excuse me. Excuse me. | 1:24:48 | 1:24:51 | |
This street must be clear. It presents a very clear public danger. | 1:24:53 | 1:24:58 | |
I may have to ask the police to interfere. | 1:24:58 | 1:25:01 | |
I'll talk to them. | 1:25:01 | 1:25:03 | |
What a commotion. | 1:25:03 | 1:25:05 | |
They think the theatre encourages what they call over-congregating. | 1:25:05 | 1:25:09 | |
It seems that we're too popular. | 1:25:09 | 1:25:11 | |
-We'd stay open if we were a failure? How ridiculous! -Listen, everybody. | 1:25:11 | 1:25:16 | |
We have no choice. The government is forcing us to close. | 1:25:16 | 1:25:20 | |
One more light dimming in the heart of London. | 1:25:20 | 1:25:24 | |
He's turning into Winston again. | 1:25:24 | 1:25:26 | |
What Herr Hitler was unable to do, | 1:25:26 | 1:25:28 | |
our own leaders are determined to accomplish. | 1:25:28 | 1:25:32 | |
They are going to close the Windmill. | 1:25:32 | 1:25:36 | |
Oh. Excuse me. Excuse me. Would you let me through? | 1:25:36 | 1:25:39 | |
Excuse me. Excuse me. BOOING | 1:25:39 | 1:25:42 | |
Thank you. That's most kind. Thank you. Thank you. | 1:25:42 | 1:25:46 | |
Excuse me. | 1:25:46 | 1:25:48 | |
Hello, everybody. | 1:25:49 | 1:25:51 | |
May I... Hello, Tommy. | 1:25:51 | 1:25:53 | |
May I introduce myself. I am Mrs Henderson. | 1:25:53 | 1:25:56 | |
You might see my name on the board over there. Mrs Henderson Presents. | 1:25:56 | 1:26:00 | |
I'm Mrs Henderson and I've presented the Windmill for four years now. | 1:26:00 | 1:26:05 | |
Let me tell you why. | 1:26:05 | 1:26:07 | |
Are you able to see me? CROWD: No. | 1:26:07 | 1:26:11 | |
-Here you are, ma'am. -That is so sweet. | 1:26:11 | 1:26:14 | |
-Are you American? -Yes. -Strange people, lovely manners. | 1:26:14 | 1:26:18 | |
Thank you, dear. Now... | 1:26:18 | 1:26:21 | |
there was a war before this one. | 1:26:21 | 1:26:24 | |
It was meant to end all wars. | 1:26:24 | 1:26:26 | |
I lost my son in that war. My only son, Alec. | 1:26:28 | 1:26:31 | |
He was 21. | 1:26:31 | 1:26:33 | |
He perished through poison gas, I believe... | 1:26:33 | 1:26:38 | |
TEARFUL ..on a field in France. | 1:26:38 | 1:26:41 | |
After, some time after, | 1:26:43 | 1:26:46 | |
I went to his room to clear away his things | 1:26:46 | 1:26:49 | |
and I discovered the most amazing thing - | 1:26:49 | 1:26:52 | |
what I believe you call a French postcard. LAUGHTER | 1:26:52 | 1:26:55 | |
Photograph of a naked woman. He had been hiding it. | 1:26:55 | 1:26:59 | |
And I realised that Alec had probably gone to his death | 1:26:59 | 1:27:04 | |
without ever seeing a woman naked in real life. | 1:27:04 | 1:27:09 | |
Well, I thought that was the most... | 1:27:09 | 1:27:13 | |
awful thing. | 1:27:13 | 1:27:15 | |
When you lose a son in the war, you do know, whatever anyone might say, | 1:27:17 | 1:27:22 | |
that his death has been in vain. | 1:27:22 | 1:27:25 | |
It won't stop others from following other wars, other young men. | 1:27:27 | 1:27:31 | |
Years later, after my husband had died and I was on my own, | 1:27:31 | 1:27:34 | |
I decided to buy a theatre and put on a nude revue so that boys like Alec | 1:27:34 | 1:27:39 | |
would never be in the same predicament. | 1:27:39 | 1:27:42 | |
As long as the Windmill exists, | 1:27:43 | 1:27:46 | |
there's no need for a sad little postcard stashed underneath a bed. | 1:27:46 | 1:27:51 | |
LAUGHTER | 1:27:51 | 1:27:53 | |
Sometimes my feelings towards our young men in uniform... | 1:27:53 | 1:27:58 | |
..have lead me to foolish actions, | 1:27:59 | 1:28:03 | |
which I do, in my very soul, regret. | 1:28:03 | 1:28:06 | |
But I do know this, | 1:28:06 | 1:28:09 | |
that my desire to present this gift to our young men | 1:28:09 | 1:28:13 | |
has not been wrong. | 1:28:13 | 1:28:15 | |
If we are to ask our youth to surrender their lives, | 1:28:16 | 1:28:21 | |
then we should not ask them to surrender joy. | 1:28:21 | 1:28:24 | |
Or the possibility of joy. | 1:28:24 | 1:28:27 | |
And if we cause too many people to congregate in the street... | 1:28:28 | 1:28:33 | |
..who gives a fiddler's fuck?! APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 1:28:34 | 1:28:38 | |
There, I've said it. | 1:28:41 | 1:28:44 | |
SIRENS WAIL Oh, dear, another air raid. | 1:28:44 | 1:28:48 | |
Don't you think everyone will be so much safer inside? | 1:28:48 | 1:28:52 | |
-CROWD: Yes! -Oh, for Christ's sake, Van Damm. | 1:28:52 | 1:28:55 | |
Take down that stupid sign and let your public in. | 1:28:55 | 1:28:58 | |
APPLAUSE | 1:28:58 | 1:29:01 | |
UPLIFTING MUSIC | 1:29:11 | 1:29:13 | |
# The sails of the windmill were turning | 1:29:28 | 1:29:31 | |
# Four years of the war had begun | 1:29:31 | 1:29:36 | |
# And we know they'll keep turning for many years more | 1:29:36 | 1:29:40 | |
# When the war will be over and won | 1:29:40 | 1:29:45 | |
# Blow, winds from the south | 1:29:47 | 1:29:50 | |
# Blow, winds from the north | 1:29:50 | 1:29:53 | |
# Turn the sails of the windmill round | 1:29:55 | 1:30:00 | |
# Blow, winds from the east | 1:30:02 | 1:30:04 | |
# Blow, winds from the west | 1:30:04 | 1:30:09 | |
# Oh, the wind is a welcome sound... # | 1:30:09 | 1:30:15 | |
TRUMPET SOLO | 1:30:18 | 1:30:20 | |
I thought so. | 1:30:30 | 1:30:33 | |
-You're going to ask me to come down, aren't you? -I wouldn't dream of it. | 1:30:35 | 1:30:40 | |
Now you know my secrets. | 1:30:42 | 1:30:44 | |
Yes. | 1:30:44 | 1:30:46 | |
-And I know none of yours. -No. | 1:30:46 | 1:30:49 | |
Well, actually, I think you do. | 1:30:49 | 1:30:54 | |
-We have made rather a go of it, haven't we? -Yes. | 1:30:57 | 1:31:00 | |
You're irritating but I wouldn't have missed this for the world. | 1:31:00 | 1:31:05 | |
-I feel quite the same. -Hmmm. | 1:31:05 | 1:31:07 | |
Even though you are a very irritating man. | 1:31:07 | 1:31:11 | |
-So, we'll continue? -I'm game, if you are? -Oh, yes. | 1:31:14 | 1:31:18 | |
-Passes the time of day. -Yes. | 1:31:19 | 1:31:23 | |
Let's watch the rest of the show. | 1:31:24 | 1:31:27 | |
You go inside. I'll stand here for a while. | 1:31:27 | 1:31:31 | |
As you wish. | 1:31:31 | 1:31:33 | |
-Would you fancy a dance? -A dance?! Where? -Here. | 1:31:35 | 1:31:40 | |
-Won't it be dangerous? -You're quite right. | 1:31:40 | 1:31:43 | |
I am a very cautious man, but it won't be dangerous, not tonight. | 1:31:43 | 1:31:49 | |
-Just one dance? -Mr Van Damm. -Mrs Henderson. | 1:31:49 | 1:31:53 | |
# Blow, winds from the south | 1:31:53 | 1:31:55 | |
# Blow, winds from the north | 1:31:55 | 1:31:59 | |
# Turn the sails of the windmill round | 1:31:59 | 1:32:05 | |
# Blow, winds from the east | 1:32:07 | 1:32:10 | |
# Blow, winds from the west | 1:32:10 | 1:32:14 | |
# Oh, the wind is a welcome sound | 1:32:14 | 1:32:20 | |
# Blow, winds from the south | 1:32:22 | 1:32:24 | |
# Blow, winds from the north | 1:32:24 | 1:32:28 | |
# Turn the sails of the windmill round | 1:32:28 | 1:32:35 | |
# Blow, winds from the east | 1:32:35 | 1:32:38 | |
# Blow, winds from the west | 1:32:38 | 1:32:43 | |
# Oh, the wind | 1:32:43 | 1:32:46 | |
# Is a welcome so-ound! # | 1:32:46 | 1:32:55 | |
CHEERING AND WHISTLING | 1:32:55 | 1:32:57 | |
-Ow! You've severed my toe. -Nonsense. I didn't touch it. | 1:33:16 | 1:33:20 | |
-You're rather clumsy. -That's not something you say to a partner. | 1:33:20 | 1:33:24 | |
You should've taken lessons beforehand. | 1:33:24 | 1:33:26 | |
I am a very good dancer, thank you very much. | 1:33:26 | 1:33:30 | |
In India, only delicate men are good dancers. | 1:33:36 | 1:33:40 | |
-The ungainly are not so. -Listen, you old battle-axe... | 1:33:40 | 1:33:44 | |
Don't you dare speak to me like that! | 1:33:44 | 1:33:46 | |
# There's a lake in the park There's a house by the lake | 1:34:05 | 1:34:08 | |
# There's a girl in the house in the park by the lake | 1:34:08 | 1:34:10 | |
# And the girl in the house by the lake in the park | 1:34:10 | 1:34:12 | |
# Is the girl in the little green hat | 1:34:12 | 1:34:15 | |
# And tonight after eight that's when I have got a date | 1:34:15 | 1:34:17 | |
# When the moon's riding high and the stars light the sky | 1:34:17 | 1:34:19 | |
# With the girl in the house by the lake in the park | 1:34:19 | 1:34:22 | |
# The girl in the little green hat | 1:34:22 | 1:34:24 | |
# There's no water in the lake There's no roof upon the house | 1:34:24 | 1:34:26 | |
# No trees in the park at all | 1:34:26 | 1:34:29 | |
# But she'll wait beside the lake I'll be welcome at the house | 1:34:29 | 1:34:31 | |
# I'll meet her by the garden wall | 1:34:31 | 1:34:34 | |
# There's a ship on the lake There's a sailor on the shore | 1:34:34 | 1:34:36 | |
# There's a girl in his arms She's the girl I adore | 1:34:36 | 1:34:37 | |
# So goodbye to the house by the lake in the park | 1:34:37 | 1:34:40 | |
# And the girl in the little green hat | 1:34:40 | 1:34:42 | |
# There's a storm on the lake There's a ship in the storm | 1:35:41 | 1:35:44 | |
# There's a girl on the ship in the storm on the lake | 1:35:44 | 1:35:46 | |
# And the girl in the lake on the ship in the storm | 1:35:46 | 1:35:48 | |
# Is the girl in the little green hat | 1:35:48 | 1:35:51 | |
# As the ships starts to dip she is losing her grip | 1:35:51 | 1:35:53 | |
# Every dip makes a tip, not the girl but the ship | 1:35:53 | 1:35:55 | |
# But the girl on the ship has the pip from the trip | 1:35:55 | 1:35:58 | |
# The girl in the little green hat | 1:35:58 | 1:36:00 | |
# She has been sailing quite enough She has been clinging to the rails | 1:36:00 | 1:36:02 | |
# She has been dying to be home once more | 1:36:02 | 1:36:05 | |
# Cos the lake is rather rough and the girl is rather pale | 1:36:05 | 1:36:07 | |
# She is glad to get her feet on shore | 1:36:07 | 1:36:10 | |
# As she gave up the ship and the captain and his men | 1:36:10 | 1:36:12 | |
# For a round-ticket trip through my arms once again | 1:36:12 | 1:36:15 | |
# Now I am back in the park with the house by the lake | 1:36:15 | 1:36:17 | |
# With the girl in the little green hat! # | 1:36:17 | 1:36:19 | |
# We're babies of the Blitz | 1:37:02 | 1:37:04 | |
# Our boudoir is blown to bits | 1:37:04 | 1:37:06 | |
# We're living underground, patrolling our wits | 1:37:06 | 1:37:09 | |
# By day we're knitting mufflers or cutting canteen cakes | 1:37:10 | 1:37:14 | |
# But that role doesn't ruffle us cos we've got what it takes | 1:37:14 | 1:37:17 | |
# It's no longer safe to tarry at Cafe de Paris | 1:37:17 | 1:37:22 | |
# So we're ladies-in-waiting now | 1:37:22 | 1:37:24 | |
# To do our little bits | 1:37:24 | 1:37:26 | |
# No wearing dungareeses to hide our silken kneeses | 1:37:26 | 1:37:31 | |
# Keep the old flag flying, we're the b-b-babies of the Blitz | 1:37:31 | 1:37:34 | |
# Tin hats may hide our coiffures for a while | 1:37:37 | 1:37:41 | |
# Their shelter boots conceal our dainty feet | 1:37:41 | 1:37:45 | |
# Beneath this tough external | 1:37:45 | 1:37:47 | |
# There's something that's eternal | 1:37:47 | 1:37:50 | |
-# Ask the Air Force -Or the Army -Or the Fleet | 1:37:50 | 1:37:54 | |
# We're babies of the Blitz | 1:37:54 | 1:37:56 | |
# And when their leave permits We welcome back the boys | 1:37:56 | 1:38:00 | |
# Who fly the Hurricanes and Schmitts | 1:38:00 | 1:38:03 | |
# Whilst bosses of munitions and businessmen | 1:38:03 | 1:38:07 | |
# Must park their inhibitions | 1:38:07 | 1:38:09 | |
# And make whoopee And make whoopee | 1:38:09 | 1:38:10 | |
# And make whoopee now and then | 1:38:10 | 1:38:12 | |
# We like sophistication and recreation | 1:38:12 | 1:38:17 | |
# We're what the doctor ordered | 1:38:17 | 1:38:19 | |
# After chasing Messerschmitts | 1:38:19 | 1:38:21 | |
# So long as there is rhythm | 1:38:21 | 1:38:24 | |
# And good meals and we are with them | 1:38:24 | 1:38:26 | |
# They won't exterminate | 1:38:26 | 1:38:29 | |
-# The babies -Babies -Babies | 1:38:29 | 1:38:31 | |
# Babies of the Blitz! # | 1:38:31 | 1:38:33 |