A Hard Day's Night


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# It's been a hard day's night

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# And I've been workin' like a dog

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# It's been a hard day's night

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# I should be sleepin' like a log

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# But when I get home to you

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# I find the things that you do

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# Will make me feel all right

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# You know I work all day

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# To get you money to buy you things

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# And it's worth it just to hear you say

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# You're gonna give me everything

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# So why on earth should I moan?

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# Cos when I get you alone

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# You know I feel OK

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# When I'm home

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# Everything seems to be right

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# When I'm home

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# Feeling you holding me tight

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# Tight, yeah

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# It's been a hard day's night

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# And I've been workin' like a dog

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# It's been a hard day's night

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# I should be sleepin' like a log

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# But when I get home to you

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# I find the things that you do

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# Will make me feel all right

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# Aah!

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# So why on earth should I moan?

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# Cos when I get you alone

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# You know I feel OK

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# When I'm home

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# Everything seems to be right

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# When I'm home

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# Feeling you holding me tight

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# Tight, yeah

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# It's been a hard day's night

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# And I've been workin' like a dog

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# It's been a hard day's night

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# I should be sleepin' like a log

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# But when I get home to you

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# I find the things that you do

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# Will make me feel all right

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# You know I feel all right

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# You know I feel all right. #

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CROWD SCREAMS

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Hey, pardon me for askin',

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but who's that little old man?

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What little old man?

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That little old man.

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Oh, that one. That's my grandfather.

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Your grandfather? Yeah.

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That's not your grandfather.

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PAUL: It is, you know.

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But I've seen your grandfather.

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He lives in your house.

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Oh, that's my other grandfather,

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but he's my grandfather as well.

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How do you reckon that one out?

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Well, everyone's entitled to two, aren't they?

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And this is my other one.

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We know that, but what's he doin' here?

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Well, my mother thought the trip would do him good.

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How's that?

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He's nursin' a broken heart.

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Ah, poor old thing.

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Hey, mister, are you nursin' a broken heart?

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He's a nice old man, isn't he?

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He's very clean.

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Hello, Grandfather.

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Hello.

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He can talk then, can he?

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Of course he can talk. He's a human being, isn't he?

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Well, if he's YOUR grandfather, who knows?

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Ha-ha-ha.

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And we're lookin' after him, are we?

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I look after meself.

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Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.

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He's got you worried, then?

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Him, he's a villain, a real mixer,

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and he costs you a fortune in breach of promise cases.

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GEORGE: Get on. No, straight up.

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Hiya.

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- Hello, Shake. - Hello, Shake.

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You got on all right, then?

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No.

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Oh? Well, we're here.

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Norm'll be along in a minute with the tickets.

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Hey, who's the little old man?

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It's Paul's grandfather.

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Oh, aye, but I thought...

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No, that's his other one.

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Oh, that's all right, then.

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Clean, though, isn't he?

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Oh, aye. He's very clean.

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MAN: Mornin', lads.

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Hi, Norm. Mornin', Norm.

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Thank God you've all got here.

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Now, look, I've had a marvellous idea.

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Just for once, let's all try to behave

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like ordinary respectable citizens.

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NORM: Let's not cause any trouble,

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pull any strokes,

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or do anything I'm going to be sorry for,

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especially tomorrow in that television theatre,

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because...

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Are you listening to me, Lennon?

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You're a swine. Isn't he, George?

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Yeah, a swine.

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Thanks. Hey!

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ALL: Who's that little old man?

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Well, who is he?

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He belongs to Paul.

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Oh, well. I'm going down for a cup of coffee.

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Anyone coming?

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We'll follow you down.

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I want me coffee.

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Well, you can come with Shake and me, if you like.

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Look after him. I don't want to find you've lost him.

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Don't be cheeky. I'll bind him to me with promises.

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Very clean, isn't he? Come 'ed, Grandad.

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Make up your mind, will you?

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Hello. Morning.

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All right?

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Whoa.

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Do you mind if we have it open?

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Yes, I do.

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Yeah, well, there are four of us,

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and we'd like it open, not if it's

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all the same to you, that is.

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It isn't. I travel on this train regularly,

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twice a week,

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so I suppose I have some rights.

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So have we.

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ROCK'N'ROLL PLAYS

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And we'll have that thing off as well. Thank you.

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MUSIC STOPS But...

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An elementary knowledge of the Railway Acts

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would tell you that I am perfectly within my rights.

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PAUL: Yeah, but we want to hear it. There's more of us than you.

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We're a community, a majority vote.

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Up the workers and all that stuff.

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Then I suggest you take that damn thing

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into the corridor, or some other part of the train

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where you obviously belong.

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Give us a kiss.

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Look, mister, we paid for our seats, too, you know.

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I travel on this train regularly, twice a week.

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Knock it off, Paul. You can't win with his sort.

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After all, it's his train, isn't it, mister?

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And don't take that tone with me, young man.

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I fought the war for your sort.

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I bet you're sorry you won.

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I shall call the guard.

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Ah, but what?

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They don't take kindly to insults, you know.

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Come on. Let's go and have some coffee

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and leave the kennel to Lassie.

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DOOR CLOSES

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PAUL: Hey, mister, can we have our ball back?

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PAUL: Look, mister! Mister!

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Can we have our ball back?

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JOHN: Hey!

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PAUL: Please, mister!

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You want to watch it. Well, it's not my fault.

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You stick to that story, son.

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I can't help it. I'm just taller than you are.

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They always say that.

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Well, I've got me eye on ya.

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I'm sorry, Norm. I can't help being taller than you.

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Well, don't rub it in!

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I've a good mind to thump you, Shake.

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Hey, if you're going to have a barney,

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can I hold your coat? He started it.

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I did not. You did.

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Well, what happened?

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The old fella said that,

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could he have these pictures,

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and Norm said, "No",

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and all I said was, "Well, why not be big about it?"

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And?

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Your grandfather pointed out

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that Shake was always being taller than me just to spite me.

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I knew it. He started it.

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PAUL: I should've known. NORM: You what?

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You two have never had an argument in your life,

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and in two minutes flat, he's got you at it.

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He's a king mixer. He hates group unity,

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so he gets everyone at it.

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Well, I suggest you just give him the photos

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and have done with it.

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Oh, all right, you old devil. Here you are.

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Hey, Pauly, would you ever sign one of them for us?

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Ah, come 'ed, Shake.

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JOHN: Hey, look at the talent.

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Let's give 'em a pull.

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Should I? Aye, but don't rush.

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None of your five bar gate jumps and over sort of stuff.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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I don't know.

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I thought it just sounded distinguished-like.

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George Harrison, the Scouse of distinction.

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Excuse me, madame.

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Excuse me, but these young men I'm sitting with

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wondered if two of us could come over and join you.

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I'd ask you myself, only I'm shy.

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I'm sorry, miss. You mustn't fraternise with me prisoners.

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Prisoners? GRANDFATHER: Convict in transit.

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Typical old lags, the lot of them. ALL: You what?

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GRANDFATHER: Get out, ladies! Get out while you can!

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He's been gone a long time.

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Who? Paul's grandfather.

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Oh, I didn't notice. Where'd he go?

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Down the, er....

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Oh, down the, er...

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Yeah, down the, er...

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Oh, well, give him a couple of minutes, then.

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Hey, have you seen Paul's grandfather?

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Of course. He's concealed about me person.

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Now, he must've slipped off somewhere.

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Have you lost him? Now, don't exaggerate.

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You've lost him!

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Look, put it this way, Pauly, he's mislaid him.

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Honest, you can't trust you with anything, Norm.

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If you've lost him, I'll cripple ya.

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He can't have got far.

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Come 'ed, let's look up the sharp end.

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What's the matter with you, then?

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It's his grandfather. I can tell he doesn't like me.

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It's cos I'm little.

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You've got an inferiority complex, you have.

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Yeah, I know. That's why I play the drums.

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It's me active compensatory factor.

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Goin' in, then?

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No, she'll only reject me in the end,

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and I'll be frustrated.

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You never know. You may be lucky this time.

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No, I know the psychological pattern.

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It plays havoc with me drum skins.

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Excuse me. Have you seen that little old man we were with?

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We've broken out. Oh, the blessed freedom of it all.

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Have you got a nail file?

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These handcuffs are killing me.

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I was framed! I'm innocent!

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I don't want to go!

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Sorry for disturbing you, girls.

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I bet you can't guess what I was in for.

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Should we go in here?

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No, it's probably a honeymoon couple

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or a company director or something.

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Well, I don't care. I'm going to broaden my outlook.

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Congratulate me, boys. I'm engaged.

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PAUL: Oh, no, you're not. Not this time.

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And to think me own grandson

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would've let them put me behind bars.

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Don't dramatise. Let's face it,

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you're lucky to be here.

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If they'd have had their own way,

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you would have been dropped off already.

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Well, you've got to admit you upset a lot of people.

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At least I can keep my eye on you

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while you're stuck in here.

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Shove up.

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Odds or evens? Odds.

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JOHN: Don't worry, son.

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We'll get you the best lawyer green stamps can buy.

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PAUL: Oh! It's a laugh a line with Lennon.

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Anyway, it's your fault.

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RINGO: Why me? Why not you?

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JOHN: God, it's depressing in here, isn't it? Funny...

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they usually reckon dogs

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more than people in England.

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You'd expect something more palatial.

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Let's do somethin', then.

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Like what?

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Hmm.

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OK.

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GIRLS LAUGH

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PAUL: Cor, there's the girls.

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RINGO: I'll deal 'em.

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JOHN: Aye aye, the Liverpool shuffle.

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< Two for you, two for me, three for them.

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# I...

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# Should have known better with a girl like you

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# That I would love everything that you do

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# And I do

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# Hey, hey, hey

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# And I do

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# Whoa, whoa, I...

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# Never realised what a kiss could be

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# This could only happen to me

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# Can't you see, can't you see

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# That when I tell you that I love you

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# Oh

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# You're gonna say you love me, too

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# Oh

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# And when I ask you to be mine

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# You're gonna say you love me, too

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# So, oh, I...

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# Should have realised a lot of things before

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# If this is love, you gotta give me more

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# Give me more, hey, hey, hey

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# Give me more

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# Whoa, whoa, I...

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# Never realised what a kiss could be

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# This could only happen to me

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# Can't you see, can't you see

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# That when I tell you that I love you

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# Oh

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# You're gonna say you love me, too

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# Oh

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# And when I ask you to be mine

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# You're gonna say you love me, too

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# You love me, too

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# You love me, too

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# You love me, too... #

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GEORGE: He's wearin' his lucky rings.

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All mine.

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JOHN: It won't buy you happiness, my son.

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SCREAMING

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Hey, don't move, any of you.

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They've gone potty out there.

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The place is surging with girls.

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Please, sir, sir.

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Can I have one to surge me, sir, please, sir?

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No, you can't. Now listen. As soon as I tell you,

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get out through this door there,

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into that big car that's waiting.

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GIRLS SCREAM

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GIRLS SCREAM

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Come 'ed, lads. Come 'ed!

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TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS

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FANS SCREAM

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PIANO PLAYS

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I don't snore.

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You do, repeatedly.

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Do I snore, John?

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Yeah, you're a window rattler, son.

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That's just your opinion. Do I snore, Paul?

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With a trombone hooter like yours,

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it would be unnatural if you didn't.

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Now, Pauly, don't mock the afflicted.

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Oh, come off it. It's only a joke.

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Ah, it may be a joke, but it's his nose.

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GRANDFATHER: He can't help havin'

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a hideous great hooter.

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And the poor little head

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tremblin' under the weight of it.

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John, Paul, George, come 'ed.

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NORM: Get at it.

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Hello, the income tax have caught up with us at last.

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None for me, then? Sorry.

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This'll keep you busy.

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It's your nose, you know.

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Fans are funny that way.

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They take a dislike to things.

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They'll pick on a nose.

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Ah, you pick on your own.

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Hey, here.

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Are those yours?

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No, they're for Ringo.

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Must've cost you a fortune in stamps, Ringo.

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He comes from a large family.

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Well.

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What's Le Cirque Club?

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"The management of Le Cirque Club

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"takes pleasure in requesting the company

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"of Mr Richard Starkey..." That's you.

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"..to their gaming rooms -

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"chemin de fer, baccarat, and champagne buffet."

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They want me?

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JOHN: It's got around you're a big spender.

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Well, you're not goin'. Aw.

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Quite right. Invites to gamblin' dens

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full of easy money and fast women,

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chicken sandwiches and cornets of caviar.

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Disgustin'.

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That's mine.

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Come 'ed, you lot. Get your pens out.

0:17:500:17:51

Why? It's homework time

0:17:510:17:53

for you load of college puddings.

0:17:530:17:54

I want this lot answered tonight.

0:17:540:17:56

- Yeah, right. - I want to go out.

0:17:560:17:58

Now, I'll brook no denial.

0:17:580:18:00

You couldn't get a pen in your foot, you swine.

0:18:000:18:02

Oh, chatter on, son. Chatter on.

0:18:020:18:04

A touch of the writer's cramp

0:18:040:18:05

will soon sort you out.

0:18:050:18:07

Come 'ed, Shake.

0:18:070:18:08

Ta ta, then.

0:18:100:18:11

See ya.

0:18:110:18:13

JOHN HUMS AND CHUCKLES

0:18:140:18:16

Where are you goin', then?

0:18:160:18:17

Well, he told us to stay, didn't he?

0:18:170:18:19

Come 'ed!

0:18:190:18:20

Right. ALL MUMBLE

0:18:200:18:23

Couldn't we get a taxi?

0:18:230:18:25

PAUL AND RINGO: No, we couldn't get a taxi.

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LAUGHTER

0:18:270:18:29

KNOCK AT DOOR Come in.

0:18:290:18:31

I'll clear up, sir.

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Yeah.

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# I wanna be your man

0:18:470:18:49

# I wanna be your man

0:18:490:18:51

# I wanna be your man

0:18:510:18:54

# I wanna be your man

0:18:540:18:57

# Tell me that you love me, baby

0:18:570:18:59

# Let me understand

0:18:590:19:02

# Tell me that you love me, baby

0:19:020:19:04

# I wanna be your man

0:19:040:19:06

# I wanna be your lover, baby

0:19:060:19:09

# I wanna be your man

0:19:090:19:11

# I wanna be your lover, baby

0:19:110:19:14

# I wanna be your man

0:19:140:19:16

# I wanna be your man

0:19:160:19:19

# I wanna be your man

0:19:190:19:21

# I wanna be your man

0:19:210:19:23

# I wanna be your man... #

0:19:230:19:26

Wow! Wow!

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DEALER: Banco.

0:19:270:19:29

MAN: Banco. Suivais.

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MAN: Banco.

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WOMAN: Suivais.

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Alors, monsieur.

0:19:360:19:38

Souffle.

0:19:380:19:41

I bet you're a great swimmer.

0:19:420:19:45

My turn?

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Bingo.

0:19:460:19:48

Pas bingo, monsieur. Banco.

0:19:480:19:50

Ah, I'll take the little darlings, anyway.

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two and one is three, carry one is four.

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Huit...

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et sept.

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# I can't believe that she would leave me on my own

0:20:010:20:07

# It's just not right when every night I'm all alone

0:20:070:20:13

# I've got no time for you right now

0:20:130:20:15

# Don't bother me

0:20:150:20:18

# I know I'll never be the same

0:20:180:20:24

# If I don't get her back again

0:20:240:20:29

# Because I know she'll always be

0:20:290:20:36

# The only girl for me... #

0:20:360:20:40

Bingo.

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# Close your eyes and I'll kiss you

0:21:100:21:13

# Tomorrow I'll miss you

0:21:130:21:16

# Remember I'll always be true

0:21:160:21:21

# And then while I'm away

0:21:220:21:24

# I'll write home every day

0:21:240:21:28

# And I'll send all my lovin' to you

0:21:280:21:33

# I'll pretend that I'm kissing

0:21:330:21:37

# The lips I am missing

0:21:370:21:40

# And hope that my dreams will come true

0:21:400:21:45

# And then while I'm away

0:21:450:21:48

# I'll write home every day

0:21:480:21:52

# And I'll send all my lovin' to you

0:21:520:21:57

# All my lovin'

0:21:570:22:00

# I will send to you

0:22:000:22:03

# All my lovin', darlin', I'll be true

0:22:030:22:09

# Close your eyes and I'll kiss you

0:22:210:22:25

# Tomorrow I'll miss you

0:22:250:22:28

# Remember I'll always be true

0:22:280:22:33

# And then while I'm away

0:22:330:22:36

# I'll write home every day

0:22:360:22:40

# And I'll send all my lovin' to you. #

0:22:400:22:45

VOICES IN HALLWAY

0:22:450:22:47

The manager.

0:22:470:22:49

ALL TALK AT ONCE

0:22:540:22:56

Now, come 'ed, you lot. Get on with it.

0:22:560:22:58

We were gonna do 'em, but, you know.

0:22:580:22:59

Aye. Well, now, now, now.

0:22:590:23:01

Hey, any of you lot put a man in the cupboard?

0:23:050:23:09

A man? Don't be soft.

0:23:090:23:10

Well, somebody did.

0:23:100:23:12

He's right, you know.

0:23:240:23:26

There you go.

0:23:260:23:27

Hey, er... hey, what's all this?

0:23:310:23:34

PAUL: Oh, him. He's been lurking.

0:23:340:23:36

He looks a right lurker, doesn't he?

0:23:360:23:38

You're undressed. Where are your clothes?

0:23:380:23:39

The old gentleman.

0:23:390:23:41

He borrowed them to go gambling at Le Cirque.

0:23:410:23:43

He's gone to my club, has he?

0:23:430:23:45

Yeah! It's all your fault.

0:23:450:23:46

What?

0:23:460:23:47

Gettin' invites to gambling clubs and all that.

0:23:470:23:49

He's probably in the middle of some orgy by now.

0:23:490:23:51

An orgy? Orgy! Ha-ha-ha!

0:23:510:23:53

But what about me?

0:23:530:23:54

You're too old.

0:23:540:23:55

Encore de champagne, monsieur?

0:23:560:23:58

Oh, yeah. And I'll have some more champagne, as well.

0:23:580:24:01

Lord John McCartney, millionaire Irish peer.

0:24:020:24:04

Filthy rich, of course.

0:24:040:24:06

Well, I don't know. He looks quite clean to me.

0:24:060:24:08

Come 'ed, you lot. Try to act with a bit of decorum.

0:24:080:24:10

This is a posh place.

0:24:100:24:12

PAUL: We know how to behave. We've had lessons.

0:24:120:24:14

I'm sorry, sir. Members and invited guests only.

0:24:140:24:16

Aye. Well, er...

0:24:160:24:17

Oh, yes.

0:24:170:24:19

I'm with them.

0:24:220:24:23

I'm Ringo's sister.

0:24:230:24:26

Excuse me. Have you got a little old man here?

0:24:260:24:28

Do you mean Lord McCartney?

0:24:280:24:29

Oh, he's at it again.

0:24:290:24:30

Look, I'm his grandfather. I mean...

0:24:300:24:32

WOMAN: Oh, it must be the dolly floor show.

0:24:320:24:34

GRANDFATHER: Put me down!

0:24:340:24:35

Who are these ruffians? I never saw them before.

0:24:350:24:37

MANAGER: Before you go, gentlemen,

0:24:370:24:39

there's a little matter of the bill.

0:24:390:24:40

I'll take care of that.

0:24:400:24:42

£180?

0:24:420:24:45

I beg your pardon - guineas.

0:24:450:24:46

WAITER: Your winnings, My Lord -

0:24:460:24:47

£190.

0:24:470:24:48

Ha!

0:24:480:24:50

What about me change?

0:24:500:24:51

Cloak room charge.

0:24:510:24:52

Ah, well, easy come, easy go.

0:24:520:24:54

Well?

0:24:540:24:56

Guten morgen, mein Herr.

0:25:040:25:07

HE SPEAKS GERMAN

0:25:070:25:09

HE IMITATES AN ENGINE

0:25:090:25:12

Ah, ze filthy Englander. Guten morgen.

0:25:120:25:14

Keep Britain tiny.

0:25:140:25:16

Aw, go on, George. Don't be ridiculous.

0:25:160:25:18

But you said I could.

0:25:180:25:19

Honestly, me mind boggles at the very idea.

0:25:190:25:22

A grown man, and you haven't shaved with a safety razor.

0:25:220:25:24

It's not my fault.

0:25:240:25:26

I come from a long line of electricians.

0:25:260:25:27

Well, you're not practising on me.

0:25:270:25:29

All right, then. But show us.

0:25:290:25:31

Oh, come on, then.

0:25:310:25:33

Aah hee hee ho!

0:25:330:25:36

Ooh.

0:25:360:25:37

HE GASPS

0:25:490:25:51

# Rule, Britannia

0:25:510:25:52

# Britannia rules the... #

0:25:520:25:53

Put your tongue away. It looks disgusting

0:25:580:26:00

hanging there all pink and naked.

0:26:000:26:02

One slip of the razor, and...

0:26:020:26:04

Ooh!

0:26:040:26:05

JOHN HUMS "Deutschland Uber Alles"

0:26:050:26:07

Help! Ich! Headphones! Help me!

0:26:100:26:13

Help! HE BLOWS BUBBLES

0:26:130:26:15

Torpedoed again, eh?

0:26:150:26:18

Come on, lads. There's a car waiting

0:26:180:26:20

to take you to the studio.

0:26:200:26:21

Hey, where's John? In the bath.

0:26:210:26:23

All right, Lennon, let's have you.

0:26:230:26:25

Come on, John. Stop larking about.

0:26:290:26:32

John? John?

0:26:380:26:41

John? John?

0:26:410:26:44

What are you messing around with that boat for?

0:26:460:26:48

There's a car waiting. Come on.

0:26:480:26:51

Ready, John? As soon as we draw up,

0:26:540:26:56

open that door and straight in.

0:26:560:26:57

GIRLS SHRIEK

0:26:570:26:59

We can't keep them waiting much longer.

0:27:110:27:13

I knew they'd be late.

0:27:130:27:14

Oh, here they are. Boys, come on.

0:27:140:27:15

Where have you been?

0:27:150:27:16

It's your press conference we're arranging.

0:27:160:27:18

NORM: All right. Give us a couple of shakes

0:27:180:27:20

to get our breath, will you?

0:27:200:27:22

JOHN: Hey, I've got a suit just like him, you know.

0:27:220:27:24

MAN: Ringo. Yeah.

0:27:240:27:26

I don't like the handkerchief.

0:27:260:27:27

I always have the handkerchief in me trouser pocket.

0:27:270:27:29

You can't blow your nose on it up there, can you?

0:27:290:27:30

MAN: No, you can't.

0:27:300:27:31

CROWD CHATTERS

0:27:310:27:33

REPORTER: How about highbrow music?

0:28:110:28:13

GEORGE: I've always liked that question.

0:28:130:28:15

JOHN: I never noted his nose

0:28:150:28:16

till about six months ago.

0:28:160:28:18

GEORGE: And me mother asked me before we left for America

0:28:180:28:20

if we wanted any sandwiches.

0:28:200:28:22

JOHN: And when I plugged her in, she just blew up.

0:28:220:28:24

Tell me - how did you find America?

0:28:310:28:34

Turn left at Greenland.

0:28:340:28:35

Has success changed your life?

0:28:350:28:37

Yes.

0:28:370:28:38

I'd like to keep Britain tidy.

0:28:380:28:40

Are you a mod or a rocker?

0:28:400:28:42

Um, no, I'm a mocker.

0:28:420:28:44

Oh.

0:28:440:28:45

Have you any hobbies?

0:28:450:28:47

No. Actually, we're just good friends.

0:28:530:28:55

Do you think these haircuts have come to stay?

0:28:550:28:58

Well, this one has, you know.

0:28:580:28:59

It's stuck on good and proper now.

0:28:590:29:01

Frightfully nice.

0:29:010:29:03

What would you call that hairstyle you're wearing?

0:29:030:29:06

Arthur.

0:29:060:29:07

No. Actually, we're just good friends.

0:29:070:29:09

No, they're brown, aren't they?

0:29:090:29:11

What do you call that collar?

0:29:110:29:13

Oh.

0:29:130:29:14

A collar. Oh.

0:29:140:29:16

Do you often see your father?

0:29:160:29:18

No. Actually, we're just good friends.

0:29:180:29:19

How do you like your girlfriends to dress?

0:29:190:29:24

Ha-ha!

0:29:240:29:25

CONVERSATION INAUDIBLE

0:29:280:29:30

JOHN: What a drag that was.

0:29:450:29:47

GEORGE: I'm starving.

0:29:470:29:48

Didn't even get a jam butty, did you?

0:29:480:29:51

Anything left?

0:29:510:29:53

We've just finished, Pauly.

0:29:540:29:57

Hey, George, give us your John Henry

0:29:570:29:58

on that picture.

0:29:580:30:00

Hey, look at that.

0:30:000:30:02

PAUL: Is that our set down there?

0:30:020:30:03

GEORGE: Shall we go down, have a go? RINGO: Yeah.

0:30:030:30:05

Trees and everything.

0:30:050:30:06

JOHN: There's a lot of fellas for one set.

0:30:060:30:09

Look, it's a bird.

0:30:100:30:12

Just passing through, like.

0:30:150:30:17

MAN: Where are they?

0:30:180:30:19

SECOND MAN: On the stage, down here.

0:30:190:30:20

CHATTERING

0:30:200:30:22

Leave them drums alone.

0:30:330:30:34

MAN: Oh, surely I could just have a little touch.

0:30:340:30:36

You so much as breathe heavy on them,

0:30:360:30:37

and I'm out on strike.

0:30:370:30:39

Aren't you being rather arbitrary?

0:30:390:30:41

There you go, hiding behind a smoke screen

0:30:410:30:43

of bourgeois cliches.

0:30:430:30:44

I don't go messing about

0:30:440:30:45

with your earphones, do I?

0:30:450:30:47

Spoilsport.

0:30:470:30:48

Well?

0:30:480:30:49

He's very fussy about his drums, you know.

0:30:510:30:53

They loom large in his legend.

0:30:530:30:56

What's up? Oh, he's sulking again.

0:30:560:30:58

JOHN: Ha-ha-ha! I'll show him.

0:30:580:31:00

# If I fell in love with you

0:31:000:31:02

# Would you promise to be true

0:31:020:31:05

# And help me

0:31:050:31:08

# Understand

0:31:080:31:09

# Cos I've been in love before

0:31:090:31:12

# And I found that love was more

0:31:120:31:14

# Than just holding hands

0:31:140:31:18

# If I give my heart

0:31:180:31:23

# To you

0:31:230:31:25

# I must be sure

0:31:250:31:27

# From the very start

0:31:270:31:32

# That you

0:31:320:31:34

# Would love me more than her

0:31:340:31:39

# If I trust in you

0:31:410:31:45

# Oh, please

0:31:450:31:48

# Don't run and hide

0:31:480:31:50

# If I love you, too

0:31:500:31:54

# Oh, please

0:31:540:31:57

# Don't hurt my pride like her

0:31:570:32:01

# Cos I couldn't stand the pain

0:32:010:32:05

# And I

0:32:050:32:07

# Would be sad if our new love

0:32:070:32:12

# Was in vain

0:32:120:32:14

# So I hope you'll see

0:32:140:32:19

# That I

0:32:190:32:21

# Would love to love you

0:32:210:32:24

# And that she

0:32:240:32:28

# Will cry

0:32:280:32:30

# When she learns we are two

0:32:300:32:34

# Cos I couldn't stand the pain

0:32:340:32:39

# And I

0:32:390:32:41

# Would be sad if our new love

0:32:410:32:46

# Was in vain

0:32:460:32:48

# So I hope you see

0:32:480:32:52

# That I

0:32:520:32:55

# Would love to love you

0:32:550:32:58

# And that she

0:32:580:33:01

# Will cry

0:33:010:33:04

# When she learns we are two

0:33:040:33:08

# If I fell in love with you. #

0:33:080:33:12

Pardon...pardon me. Excuse me. Pardon me.

0:33:190:33:20

More - I'd like more drums there.

0:33:200:33:22

No. I think it's on that...

0:33:220:33:23

It sounds like a...

0:33:230:33:25

On the third bit. You know, on the third bit.

0:33:250:33:26

Third bit, more bang.

0:33:260:33:28

Right. Let's hear no more about it.

0:33:310:33:33

You're probably right.

0:33:330:33:35

Now, look...

0:33:350:33:37

if you think I'm unsuitable, let's have it out in the open.

0:33:370:33:39

I can't stand these backstage politics.

0:33:390:33:41

Aren't you tending

0:33:410:33:42

to black and white the situation somewhat?

0:33:420:33:43

Well, quite honestly,

0:33:430:33:44

I wasn't expecting a musical arranger

0:33:440:33:46

to question my ability picture-wise.

0:33:460:33:49

I could listen to him for hours.

0:33:490:33:50

What's all this about a musical arranger?

0:33:500:33:52

Mr McCartney senior.

0:33:520:33:54

Hey, Pauly, they're trying to fob you off

0:33:540:33:56

with this musical charlatan,

0:33:560:33:58

but I gave him the test.

0:33:580:33:59

DIRECTOR: I'm quite happy to be replaced.

0:33:590:34:01

GRANDFATHER: He's a typical buck-passer.

0:34:010:34:04

I won an award.

0:34:040:34:05

JOHN: A likely story.

0:34:050:34:06

It's on the wall in my office.

0:34:060:34:08

Hello, our lot. Everybody happy?

0:34:100:34:12

All right, all right. If you don't need them,

0:34:150:34:17

I'll lock them up in the dressing room.

0:34:170:34:19

Please do. I'll not need them for half an hour.

0:34:190:34:21

Thank you.

0:34:210:34:23

Get me a bottle of milk and some tranquillisers.

0:34:230:34:26

I see it all now. It's a plot...

0:34:260:34:28

a plot.

0:34:280:34:29

Tranquillisers.

0:34:310:34:32

Come 'ed, you lot. I've got the key.

0:34:320:34:34

Come 'ed, Ringo.

0:34:410:34:43

Uhh.

0:34:440:34:45

Hello. Come on.

0:34:470:34:49

Leslie Jackson?

0:34:490:34:50

I saw your father in the Old Empire

0:34:500:34:52

in nineteen hundred and nine.

0:34:520:34:53

Ah, if you're as good as him, son,

0:34:530:34:55

you're all right.

0:34:550:34:57

Gear costume.

0:35:140:35:16

Swap? Cheeky.

0:35:160:35:18

NORM: Come 'ed, lads. First door, and no messing about.

0:35:210:35:24

Lennon, put them girls down,

0:35:240:35:25

or I'll tell your mother of you. And stop messing about.

0:35:250:35:29

Stay in here until that rehearsal.

0:35:290:35:30

NORM: I'm going to keep you in, even if I have to put

0:35:300:35:32

the lock in the key and turn it.

0:35:320:35:33

We're out!

0:35:330:35:35

# Can't buy me love

0:35:350:35:39

# Love

0:35:390:35:40

# Can't buy me love

0:35:400:35:44

# I'll buy you a diamond ring, my friend

0:35:440:35:46

# If it makes you feel all right

0:35:460:35:49

# I'll get you anything, my friend

0:35:490:35:52

# If it makes you feel all right

0:35:520:35:54

# Cos I don't care too much for money

0:35:540:35:57

# Money can't buy me love

0:35:570:36:00

# I'll give you all I've got to give

0:36:000:36:02

# If you say you love me, too

0:36:020:36:05

# I may not have a lot to give

0:36:050:36:08

# But what I got I'll give to you

0:36:080:36:11

# I don't care too much for money

0:36:110:36:14

# Money can't buy me love

0:36:140:36:15

# Can't buy me love

0:36:150:36:19

# Everybody tells me so

0:36:190:36:21

# Can't buy me love

0:36:210:36:25

# No, no, no

0:36:250:36:26

# No

0:36:260:36:27

# Say you don't need no diamond rings

0:36:270:36:30

# And I'll be satisfied

0:36:300:36:33

# Tell me that you want the kind of things

0:36:330:36:35

# That money just can't buy

0:36:350:36:38

# I don't care too much for money

0:36:380:36:41

# Money can't buy me love

0:36:410:36:43

# Ow!

0:36:430:36:45

# Can't buy me love

0:37:010:37:04

# Everybody tells me so

0:37:040:37:06

# Can't buy me love

0:37:060:37:09

# No, no, no

0:37:090:37:10

# No

0:37:100:37:12

# Say you don't need no diamond rings

0:37:120:37:15

# And I'll be satisfied

0:37:150:37:18

# Tell me that you want the kind of things

0:37:180:37:20

# That money just can't buy

0:37:200:37:23

# I don't care too much for money

0:37:230:37:26

# Money can't buy me love

0:37:260:37:28

# Can't buy me love

0:37:280:37:32

# Love

0:37:320:37:33

# Can't buy me love. #

0:37:330:37:38

MAN: I suppose you realise this is private property.

0:37:400:37:45

Sorry we hurt your field, mister.

0:37:450:37:48

Not here. Hello, Dicky.

0:37:530:37:55

Probably gone to the canteen -

0:37:550:37:56

cup of tea, like.

0:37:560:37:57

No, that's too easy for Lennon.

0:37:570:38:00

He's out there somewhere causing trouble

0:38:000:38:02

just to upset me.

0:38:020:38:04

You're imagining it, Norm.

0:38:040:38:05

You're letting it prey on your mind.

0:38:050:38:07

No. This is a battle of nerves

0:38:070:38:08

between John and me.

0:38:080:38:09

But John hasn't got any.

0:38:090:38:10

What?

0:38:100:38:11

Nerves.

0:38:110:38:13

No. That's just the trouble.

0:38:130:38:15

I've toyed with the idea of a ball and chain,

0:38:150:38:18

but he'd just rattle them at me -

0:38:180:38:19

and in public, too.

0:38:190:38:21

Sometimes I think he enjoys seeing me suffer.

0:38:210:38:23

Hello. Hello.

0:38:280:38:30

Oh, wait a minute. Don't tell me...

0:38:300:38:31

No, I'm not. Oh, you are.

0:38:310:38:33

I'm not. Oh, you are. I know you are.

0:38:330:38:34

I'm not. No.

0:38:340:38:37

You look just like him.

0:38:370:38:38

Do I?

0:38:380:38:40

You're the first one that's said that ever.

0:38:400:38:42

Yes, you do. Look.

0:38:420:38:43

No. Me eyes are lighter.

0:38:450:38:46

Excuse me. All right, Noddy.

0:38:460:38:47

Oh, yes. Me nose.

0:38:470:38:48

Yes. Your nose is, very. Is it?

0:38:480:38:51

Well, I would've said so.

0:38:510:38:52

Oh, you know him better, though.

0:38:520:38:53

I do not. He's only a casual acquaintance.

0:38:530:38:55

That's what you say.

0:38:550:38:56

What have you heard?

0:38:560:38:58

It's all over the place.

0:38:580:39:00

Is it? Is it really?

0:39:000:39:01

Mmm, but I wouldn't have it. I stuck up for you.

0:39:010:39:03

I knew I could rely on you.

0:39:030:39:05

Thanks.

0:39:050:39:06

You don't look like him at all.

0:39:110:39:13

She looks more like him than I do.

0:39:190:39:23

PA: 'There will be a full rehearsal

0:39:250:39:26

'in ten minutes' time.

0:39:260:39:28

'ten minutes from now, a full rehearsal.'

0:39:280:39:31

DOLLY: Oh, there you are.

0:39:370:39:38

Oh, sorry. Must've made a mistake.

0:39:380:39:40

No, you haven't. You're just late.

0:39:400:39:41

I am?

0:39:410:39:42

Actually, I think he'll be very pleased with you.

0:39:420:39:44

Will he?

0:39:440:39:45

Yes. You're quite a feather in the cap.

0:39:450:39:47

Hello?

0:39:490:39:51

I've got one.

0:39:510:39:52

Oh, I think so.

0:39:540:39:55

Yes, he can talk.

0:39:570:40:00

Well, I think you ought to see him.

0:40:000:40:03

Yes. All right.

0:40:030:40:04

Come on.

0:40:090:40:10

Sorry.

0:40:100:40:12

You don't see many of these nowadays, do you?

0:40:150:40:18

IT RATTLES

0:40:180:40:19

DOLLY: Come on.

0:40:190:40:20

Simon, will this do?

0:40:220:40:24

Oh, not bad, Dolly - not really bad.

0:40:240:40:26

Turn around, chicky baby.

0:40:260:40:28

SIMON: Oh, yes, he's a definite poss.

0:40:280:40:29

He'll look good alongside Susan.

0:40:290:40:31

All right, Sonny Jim,

0:40:310:40:32

this is all going to be quite painless.

0:40:320:40:33

Don't breathe on me, Adrian.

0:40:330:40:34

GEORGE: I'm terribly sorry,

0:40:340:40:35

but there seems to be some sort of misunderstanding.

0:40:350:40:38

Oh, you can come off it with us.

0:40:380:40:39

You don't have to do all the old adenoidal glottal stop

0:40:390:40:41

and carry on for our benefit.

0:40:410:40:43

I'm afraid I don't understand.

0:40:430:40:45

Oh, my God. He's a natural.

0:40:450:40:46

Well, I did tell them

0:40:460:40:47

not to send us real ones.

0:40:470:40:49

Well, they ought to know by now

0:40:490:40:50

the phonies are much easier to handle.

0:40:500:40:51

Still, he's a good type.

0:40:510:40:53

We'd like you to give us your opinion

0:40:530:40:56

on some clothes for teenagers.

0:40:560:40:58

Oh, by all means.

0:40:580:41:00

I'd be quite prepared for that eventuality.

0:41:000:41:02

Well, not your real opinion, naturally.

0:41:020:41:04

It'll be written out, and you'll learn it. Can he read?

0:41:040:41:06

Of course I can. I mean lines, ducky.

0:41:060:41:08

Can you handle lines?

0:41:080:41:09

Well, I'll have a bash. Good.

0:41:090:41:11

Give him whatever it is they drink.

0:41:110:41:12

A coke-a-rama?

0:41:120:41:14

Ta.

0:41:140:41:15

Well, at least he's polite.

0:41:150:41:17

Show him the shirts, Adrian.

0:41:170:41:19

SIMON: Now, you'll like these.

0:41:230:41:24

You'll really dig them.

0:41:240:41:26

They're fab and all the other pimply hyperboles.

0:41:260:41:29

I wouldn't be seen dead in them.

0:41:300:41:32

They're dead grotty.

0:41:320:41:33

Grotty? Yeah. Grotesque.

0:41:330:41:35

Make a note of that word and give it to Susan.

0:41:350:41:39

It's rather touching, really.

0:41:390:41:40

Here's this kid

0:41:400:41:41

trying to give me his utterly valueless opinion

0:41:410:41:43

when I know for a fact that within a month

0:41:430:41:45

he'll be suffering from a violent inferiority complex

0:41:450:41:48

and loss of status

0:41:480:41:49

because he isn't wearing one of these nasty things.

0:41:490:41:51

Of course they're grotty, you wretched nit.

0:41:510:41:54

That's why they were designed,

0:41:540:41:55

but that's what you'll want. I won't.

0:41:550:41:57

You can be replaced, chicky baby. I don't care.

0:41:570:41:59

And that pose is out, too, Sonny Jim.

0:41:590:42:01

The new thing is to care passionately

0:42:010:42:03

and be right wing.

0:42:030:42:05

Anyway, if you don't cooperate,

0:42:050:42:06

you won't meet Susan.

0:42:060:42:07

And who's this Susan when she's at home?

0:42:070:42:09

Only Susan Campy our resident teenager.

0:42:090:42:13

You'll have to love her. She's your symbol.

0:42:130:42:15

Oh, you mean that posh bird who gets everything wrong?

0:42:150:42:18

I beg your pardon.

0:42:180:42:20

Oh, yeah, the lads frequently

0:42:200:42:21

sit round the television and watch her for a giggle.

0:42:210:42:24

In fact, once we all sat down and wrote these letters

0:42:240:42:26

saying how gear she was and all that rubbish.

0:42:260:42:28

She's a trendsetter. It's her profession.

0:42:280:42:30

She's a drag - a well-known drag.

0:42:300:42:33

We turn the sound down on her

0:42:330:42:34

and say rude things.

0:42:340:42:35

Get him out of here.

0:42:350:42:36

Have I said something amiss? Get him out.

0:42:360:42:38

He's knocking the programme's image.

0:42:380:42:40

Sorry about the shirts.

0:42:400:42:41

Get him out!

0:42:410:42:43

You don't think he's a new phenomenon, do you?

0:42:450:42:47

You mean an early clue to the new direction?

0:42:470:42:49

HE SNAPS FINGERS Where's the calendar?

0:42:490:42:52

Oh, no, no, no, no. It's all right.

0:42:530:42:55

He's just a troublemaker.

0:42:550:42:56

The change isn't due for three weeks yet.

0:42:560:42:58

All the same, make a note not to extend Susan's contract.

0:42:580:43:00

And let's not take any unnecessary chances...hmm?

0:43:000:43:04

HE SINGS IN GERMAN

0:43:040:43:06

SINGING CONTINUES

0:43:120:43:15

GIRL: So I explained to my mother

0:43:150:43:16

that he was a very clean man.

0:43:160:43:18

She was quite pleased.

0:43:180:43:20

CHORUS SINGS IN GERMAN

0:43:350:43:37

FOOTSTEPS

0:43:470:43:50

NORM: There's no-one here.

0:43:500:43:51

SHAKE: No-one here?

0:43:510:43:52

Well, where have they gone?

0:43:520:43:54

MOTOR REVS

0:43:560:43:58

MAN AND WOMAN SING LONG, HIGH NOTE

0:43:580:44:02

BOTH SING AND STOP

0:44:060:44:08

That's wrong, isn't it?

0:44:090:44:10

Surely, that's wrong. No, not you.

0:44:100:44:12

DIRECTOR OVER PA: 'Get him out!'

0:44:120:44:14

There's someone coming. Quick, hide.

0:44:190:44:22

Stop being taller than me.

0:44:250:44:26

It's not my... Shh!

0:44:260:44:29

JOHN: Ha ha ha ha!

0:44:290:44:31

What are you doing here? Hiding.

0:44:310:44:33

You must be soft or something.

0:44:330:44:34

Well, we weren't hiding. We were resting.

0:44:340:44:36

I thought I told you lot to stop here.

0:44:360:44:38

RINGO: Well?

0:44:380:44:39

When I say stay put, I mean stay put.

0:44:390:44:41

Don't cane me, sir. I was led astray.

0:44:410:44:43

Oh, shut up, John.

0:44:430:44:44

They're waiting for you in the studio.

0:44:440:44:46

Gear. I'm dying to do a bit of work.

0:44:460:44:48

NORM: Well, God bless you, Ringo.

0:44:480:44:49

Oh, listen to teacher's pet.

0:44:490:44:50

- Crawler. - Betrayed the class, eh?

0:44:500:44:52

Aw, lay off.

0:44:520:44:53

Temper, temper. Well?

0:44:530:44:54

Will you get a move on? They're waiting for you.

0:44:540:44:56

Sorry.

0:44:560:44:57

IN A WOMAN'S VOICE: I now declare this bridge open.

0:44:590:45:03

DIRECTOR: Where are they, hmm?

0:45:040:45:07

Where are they? Where are they?

0:45:070:45:11

They're coming.

0:45:110:45:12

Hmm?

0:45:120:45:13

They're coming, I promise you.

0:45:130:45:14

Aha. Yes, well...

0:45:140:45:16

if they aren't on this floor in 30 seconds,

0:45:160:45:18

there'll be trouble.

0:45:180:45:19

Understand me?

0:45:190:45:21

Trouble.

0:45:210:45:22

Standing about, eh?

0:45:250:45:26

Some people have it dead easy.

0:45:260:45:29

Once you're over 30, you're past it.

0:45:290:45:31

It's a young man's medium.

0:45:310:45:33

I just can't stand the pace.

0:45:330:45:34

RINGO: Oh, you're as young as that, then? I was.

0:45:340:45:36

JOHN: Ah, there he goes.

0:45:360:45:38

Look at him. I bet his wife doesn't know about her.

0:45:380:45:39

He hasn't even got a wife. Look at his sweater.

0:45:390:45:42

PAUL: You never know. She might've knitted it.

0:45:420:45:43

JOHN: She's knitted him.

0:45:430:45:45

DIRECTOR: 'Right. Stand-by. Run through a number

0:45:450:45:47

'and try not to jiggle out of position.'

0:45:470:45:50

Hello, three? Coming to you.

0:45:500:45:52

Three. Three, coming to you. Three.

0:45:520:45:54

MAN: 'We're on three.'

0:45:540:45:55

What? 'We're on three.'

0:45:550:45:56

Oh, yes.

0:45:560:45:57

DIRECTOR: 'Uh, music.'

0:45:570:45:59

# I give her all my love

0:46:080:46:12

# That's all I do

0:46:120:46:17

# And if you saw my love

0:46:170:46:21

# You'd love her, too

0:46:210:46:24

# I love her

0:46:240:46:27

# She gives me everything

0:46:300:46:34

# And tenderly

0:46:340:46:38

# The kiss my lover brings

0:46:380:46:42

# She brings to me

0:46:420:46:45

# And I love her

0:46:450:46:48

# A love like ours

0:46:510:46:55

# Could never die

0:46:550:47:00

# As long as I

0:47:000:47:02

# Have you near me

0:47:020:47:05

# Bright are the stars that shine

0:47:080:47:12

# Dark is the sky

0:47:120:47:17

# I know this love of mine

0:47:170:47:21

# Will never die

0:47:210:47:24

# And I love her

0:47:240:47:27

# Bright are the stars that shine

0:47:510:47:56

# Dark is the sky

0:47:560:48:00

# I know this love of mine

0:48:000:48:04

# Will never die

0:48:040:48:07

# And I love her. #

0:48:070:48:10

DIRECTOR: 'Thank you. Very nice.'

0:48:290:48:31

Make-up?

0:48:310:48:32

No, not really. They don't need any.

0:48:320:48:33

They'll just powder them off for the shine.

0:48:330:48:35

Oh, well, yes. Norm, would you take them down to make-up

0:48:350:48:37

and powder them off - the shine.

0:48:370:48:39

Sure.

0:48:390:48:40

You blinked.

0:48:430:48:44

NORM: Come on. Come 'ed.

0:48:440:48:45

Hello, lads.

0:48:450:48:46

Hey, your grandfather's not talking to me.

0:48:460:48:47

I think he's got a sulk on.

0:48:470:48:48

It must be catching on. He's given it to Ringo here.

0:48:480:48:50

Stop picking on him, George.

0:48:500:48:51

I don't need you to protect me, you know, Norm.

0:48:510:48:53

Got a touch of the swine fever, haven't you?

0:48:530:48:54

No. Come on, lads. Sit down.

0:48:540:48:55

This is impossible. We'll never get them all done in time.

0:48:550:48:58

Then you will have to do us first.

0:48:580:48:59

It doesn't matter to them whether they're made up or not.

0:48:590:49:01

By the way, what's that?

0:49:010:49:03

My name's Betty.

0:49:030:49:05

Do you want a punch up your frogged tunic?

0:49:050:49:07

No.

0:49:070:49:08

John, behave yourself, or I'll murder you.

0:49:080:49:10

Shake, take that wig off. It suits you.

0:49:100:49:13

Ringo, what are you up to?

0:49:130:49:15

Page five.

0:49:150:49:17

JOHN: You always fancied yourself

0:49:170:49:18

as a guardsman, didn't you?

0:49:180:49:19

Oh, that this too, too solid flesh would melt.

0:49:190:49:22

Zap!

0:49:220:49:23

Hey, you won't interfere

0:49:230:49:24

with the basic rugged concept

0:49:240:49:25

of me personality, will you, madam?

0:49:250:49:27

Hey, he's reading the Queen.

0:49:290:49:31

That's an in-joke, you know.

0:49:310:49:32

Shazam!

0:49:320:49:34

It's my considered opinion that you're a bunch of sissies.

0:49:340:49:36

You're just jealous.

0:49:360:49:38

NORM: Leave him alone, Lennon,

0:49:380:49:39

or I'll tell them all the truth about you.

0:49:390:49:41

You wouldn't.

0:49:410:49:42

Oh, I would, though.

0:49:420:49:44

Lookit, I thought I was supposed to be getting

0:49:440:49:45

a change of scenery,

0:49:450:49:46

and so far, I've been in a train and a room

0:49:460:49:49

and a car and a room and a room and a room.

0:49:490:49:51

GRANDFATHER: Well, maybe that's all right

0:49:510:49:52

for a bunch of powdered gewgaws like you lot,

0:49:520:49:54

but I'm feeling decidedly straight-jacketed.

0:49:540:49:57

What a clean old man.

0:49:570:49:59

Ah, don't press your luck.

0:49:590:50:00

JOHN: He's sex obsessed.

0:50:000:50:01

The older generation are leading this country

0:50:010:50:03

to galloping ruin.

0:50:030:50:04

What's a pretty girl like you

0:50:070:50:08

doing in a place like this?

0:50:080:50:11

They're nearly ready for you, lads.

0:50:120:50:13

Just finishing the band call.

0:50:130:50:14

PIANO MUSIC PLAYS

0:50:140:50:15

I say, did you go to Harrods?

0:50:150:50:17

I was there in '58, you know.

0:50:170:50:19

I can get you on the stage.

0:50:190:50:20

Oh, how?

0:50:200:50:21

You turn right here at the corridor

0:50:210:50:22

and go past the fireplace.

0:50:220:50:25

Ah, I don't like yours.

0:50:290:50:31

PIANO PLAYS "I'm Happy Just To Dance With You"

0:50:310:50:34

HE PLAYS ALONG

0:50:500:50:52

JOHN: Hey, kids, I got an idea.

0:51:000:51:01

Well, why don't we do the show right here? Yeah!

0:51:010:51:03

JOHN: Two, three, four...

0:51:050:51:06

# Before this dance is through

0:51:130:51:15

# I think I'll love you, too

0:51:150:51:17

# I'm so happy when you dance with me

0:51:170:51:20

# I don't want to kiss or hold your hand

0:51:200:51:24

# If it's funny, try and understand

0:51:240:51:28

# There is really nothing else I'd rather do

0:51:280:51:31

# Cos I'm happy just to dance with you

0:51:310:51:35

# I don't need to hug or hold you tight

0:51:350:51:39

# I just want to dance with you all night

0:51:390:51:42

# In this world there's nothing I would rather do

0:51:420:51:46

# Cos I'm happy just to dance with you

0:51:460:51:50

# Just to dance with you

0:51:500:51:52

# Is everything I need

0:51:540:51:56

# Oh, oh

0:51:560:51:58

# Before this dance is through

0:51:580:51:59

# I think I'll love you, too

0:51:590:52:01

# I'm so happy when you dance with me

0:52:010:52:05

# If somebody tries to take my place

0:52:050:52:08

# Let's pretend we just can't see his face

0:52:080:52:12

# In this world there's nothing I would rather do

0:52:120:52:16

# Cos I'm happy just to dance with you

0:52:160:52:20

# Just to dance with you

0:52:200:52:22

# Oh

0:52:220:52:23

# Is everything I need

0:52:230:52:26

# Oh, oh

0:52:260:52:27

# Before this dance is through

0:52:270:52:29

# I think I'll love you, too

0:52:290:52:31

# I'm so happy when you dance with me

0:52:310:52:35

# If somebody tries to take my place

0:52:350:52:38

# Let's pretend we just can't see his face

0:52:380:52:42

# In this world there's nothing I would rather do

0:52:420:52:45

# I've discovered I'm in love with you

0:52:450:52:50

# Oh, oh

0:52:500:52:51

# Cos I'm happy just to dance with you

0:52:510:52:55

# Oh, oh

0:52:550:52:57

# Oh, oh

0:52:570:52:59

# Oh. #

0:52:590:53:00

JOHN: Oh.

0:53:000:53:01

Very good, that, George.

0:53:010:53:03

# Oh... # Oh.

0:53:030:53:04

Well, we're trying.

0:53:040:53:06

JOHN: Yeah, keep trying.

0:53:060:53:07

Let's go. Go on.

0:53:070:53:08

NORM: That was great, lads.

0:53:080:53:09

Now, you've got about an hour,

0:53:090:53:10

but don't leave the theatre.

0:53:100:53:12

Where are you going, John?

0:53:120:53:13

She's going to show me her stamp collection.

0:53:130:53:15

PAUL: So's mine.

0:53:150:53:16

NORM: John, I'm talking to you.

0:53:160:53:17

This final run-through is important, understand?

0:53:170:53:19

Important.

0:53:190:53:20

Oink! Oink!

0:53:200:53:22

I want a cup of tea.

0:53:230:53:25

Uh, Shake?

0:53:250:53:26

Um, I've got to adjust the decibels

0:53:260:53:28

on the imbalance, Norm.

0:53:280:53:29

Clever. George?

0:53:290:53:30

- Ringo, look after him, will you? - Oh, hey, Norm.

0:53:310:53:34

Do I have to raise my voice?

0:53:340:53:36

All right. Come on, Grandad.

0:53:360:53:39

RINGO: I'm a drummer, not a wet nurse, you know.

0:53:390:53:42

GRANDFATHER: Would you look at him...

0:54:030:54:05

sitting there with his hooter

0:54:050:54:07

scraping away at that book.

0:54:070:54:08

Well, what's the matter with that?

0:54:080:54:11

Have you no natural resources of your own?

0:54:110:54:13

Have they even robbed you of that?

0:54:130:54:15

You can learn from books.

0:54:150:54:17

You can, can you?

0:54:170:54:18

Ahh. Sheeps' heads.

0:54:180:54:21

You could learn more by getting out there and living.

0:54:210:54:22

Out where?

0:54:220:54:24

Any old where.

0:54:240:54:26

But not our little Richard.

0:54:260:54:27

Oh, no.

0:54:270:54:29

When you're not thumping them pagan skins,

0:54:290:54:31

you're tormenting your eyes with that rubbish.

0:54:310:54:33

Books are good.

0:54:330:54:35

Parading's better.

0:54:350:54:36

Parading?

0:54:360:54:38

Parading the streets,

0:54:380:54:41

trailing your coat, bowling along -

0:54:410:54:43

living!

0:54:430:54:44

Well, I am living.

0:54:440:54:46

You? Living?

0:54:460:54:48

When was the last time you gave a girl

0:54:480:54:49

a pink-edged daisy?

0:54:490:54:51

When did you last embarrass a Sheila

0:54:510:54:53

with your cool, appraising stare?

0:54:530:54:57

You're a bit old for that sort of chat, aren't you?

0:54:570:54:59

Well, at least I've got a backlog of memories.

0:54:590:55:01

All you've got is... that book.

0:55:010:55:04

Ah, stop picking on me.

0:55:040:55:05

You're as bad as the rest of them.

0:55:050:55:06

Ah, so you are a man after all.

0:55:060:55:09

What's that mean?

0:55:090:55:11

Do you think I haven't noticed?

0:55:110:55:13

Do you think I wasn't aware of the drift?

0:55:130:55:16

You poor, unfortunate scruff.

0:55:160:55:18

They've driven you into books

0:55:190:55:21

with their cruel, unnatural treatment.

0:55:210:55:23

Exploiting your good nature.

0:55:230:55:25

I don't know.

0:55:250:55:27

Ah, sure. That lot's never happier

0:55:270:55:28

unless they're jeering you.

0:55:280:55:30

And where would they be

0:55:300:55:31

without the steady support of your drumbeat?

0:55:310:55:33

That's what I'd like to know.

0:55:330:55:35

Yeah. That's right.

0:55:350:55:36

And what's it all come to in the end?

0:55:380:55:41

Yeah. What's in it for me?

0:55:410:55:43

A book.

0:55:430:55:44

Yeah, a bloomin' book.

0:55:450:55:47

When you could be out there

0:55:470:55:48

betraying a rich American widow,

0:55:480:55:50

or sipping palm wine in Tahiti

0:55:500:55:52

before you're too old like me.

0:55:520:55:54

Yeah, funny, really, cos I never thought,

0:55:540:55:57

but being middle-aged and old

0:55:570:55:59

takes up most of your time, doesn't it?

0:55:590:56:00

You're only right.

0:56:000:56:02

Where are you going?

0:56:050:56:06

I'm going parading before it's too late.

0:56:060:56:09

Eh, Ringo, you know what just happened to me?

0:56:190:56:21

No, I don't.

0:56:210:56:22

You ought to stop looking so scornful.

0:56:230:56:25

It's twisting your face.

0:56:250:56:27

Tell him of the story about...

0:56:280:56:30

Hello, here he is, the middle-aged boy wonder.

0:56:300:56:32

I thought you were looking after the old man.

0:56:320:56:33

We've only got half an hour to the final run-through.

0:56:360:56:38

He can't walk out on us now.

0:56:380:56:39

Can't he? He's done it, son.

0:56:390:56:41

Eh, you know what happened?

0:56:410:56:42

We know.

0:56:420:56:43

Your grandfather. He's stirred him up.

0:56:430:56:45

He hasn't.

0:56:450:56:46

Yeah, he... he filled his head

0:56:460:56:47

with notions seemingly.

0:56:470:56:49

The old mixer. Come on, we'll have to put him right.

0:56:490:56:52

PA: 'Coming up, all dancers onstage for rehearsal.'

0:56:520:56:54

JOHN: Split up and look for him.

0:56:590:57:01

We've become a limited company.

0:57:060:57:08

I'll look in here again.

0:57:090:57:11

Aah! Aah!

0:57:270:57:29

Hello there.

0:57:570:57:58

Get out of it, shorty.

0:57:580:58:00

Hey, you should have more sense

0:59:030:59:04

than to go around chucking bricks about.

0:59:040:59:06

Southerner.

0:59:060:59:08

Here, mate. That's my hoop.

0:59:110:59:12

Stop playing with it.

0:59:120:59:13

Hoop? That isn't a hoop. It's a lethal weapon.

0:59:130:59:15

Have you got a licence for it? Oh, don't be so stroppy.

0:59:150:59:18

Well, a boy your age rolling hoops at people. How old are you, anyway?

0:59:180:59:20

11. I bet you're only 10½.

0:59:200:59:22

Ten and two thirds. There you are, then,

0:59:220:59:24

and don't be rolling at people.

0:59:240:59:25

Oh, you can have it.

0:59:250:59:27

I'm packing it in. It depresses me.

0:59:270:59:28

Y'what? You heard. It gets on my wick.

0:59:280:59:30

That's lovely talk, that is. And why aren't you at school?

0:59:300:59:32

I'm a deserter.

0:59:320:59:33

Are you now?

0:59:330:59:34

Yeah, I've blown school out. Just you?

0:59:340:59:36

No, Ginger, Eddy Fallon, and Ding Dong.

0:59:360:59:39

Oh, Ding Dong Bell, eh?

0:59:390:59:40

Yeah, that's right.

0:59:400:59:42

They was supposed to come with us,

0:59:420:59:43

but they chickened.

0:59:430:59:44

Yeah? And they're your mates, are they? Yeah.

0:59:440:59:46

Not much cop without 'em, is it? Oh, it's all right.

0:59:460:59:49

Yeah? What are they like? Ginger's mad.

0:59:490:59:51

He says things all the time.

0:59:510:59:52

And Eddy's good at spitting and punching.

0:59:520:59:54

Yeah? How about Ding Dong?

0:59:540:59:56

Oh, he's a big head.

0:59:560:59:57

He fancies himself, you know.

0:59:570:59:58

He's all right, though, cos he's one of the gang.

0:59:581:00:00

Hmm.

1:00:001:00:01

Why aren't you at work?

1:00:011:00:02

I'm a deserter, too.

1:00:021:00:04

Oh. SECOND BOY: Hey, Charlie!

1:00:041:00:06

See ya!

1:00:081:00:09

MAN: Come in, number seven. Your time's up.

1:00:241:00:27

I'm sorry, boys. I didn't mean it, honest.

1:00:301:00:33

If he says that again, I'll strike him.

1:00:361:00:39

Oh, don't worry. They're good lads. They'll be back.

1:00:391:00:41

Yes, well, we've only 20 minutes

1:00:411:00:43

to the final run-through.

1:00:431:00:44

I meant no harm.

1:00:471:00:48

I was only trying to encourage little Ringo

1:00:481:00:50

to enjoy himself.

1:00:501:00:51

God knows what you've unleashed

1:00:511:00:53

on the unsuspecting south.

1:00:531:00:55

It'll be wine, women, and song

1:00:551:00:56

all the way with Ringo

1:00:561:00:58

when he gets the taste for it.

1:00:581:00:59

That was fresh this morning.

1:01:081:01:10

Two and nine.

1:01:101:01:11

PARROT SCREECHES

1:01:501:01:52

Right. On your way.

1:01:561:01:57

You what?

1:01:571:01:59

You heard. On your way. Troublemaker!

1:01:591:02:01

Hey, watch it!

1:02:081:02:10

Shake. What? Worry, will you?

1:02:151:02:17

Well, that's it.

1:02:181:02:19

Two minutes to the final run-through.

1:02:191:02:22

They're bound to miss it now.

1:02:221:02:23

I'll murder that Lennon.

1:02:231:02:24

Still, we could survive a missed run-through

1:02:241:02:26

as long as they...

1:02:261:02:27

SHAKE: As long as they end up for the show?

1:02:271:02:28

Oh, you're right there. I mean, it wouldn't do

1:02:281:02:30

to miss the show, like, would it?

1:02:301:02:31

NORM: Shut up, cheerful.

1:02:311:02:32

You don't think...

1:02:321:02:33

Oh, oh, oh, no. Now, look, don't worry.

1:02:331:02:35

They can't do this to me, no.

1:02:351:02:37

It's all your fault.

1:02:371:02:38

Oh, yes, it is. If they don't turn up,

1:02:381:02:41

I wouldn't be in your shoes for all...

1:02:411:02:42

For all the tea in China.

1:02:421:02:44

Oh, you're right there. Neither would I.

1:02:441:02:45

You dirty traitor.

1:02:451:02:47

Well, of course.

1:02:471:02:48

Yes, of course.

1:02:481:02:49

BEATLES: # I have been working like a dog... #

1:02:491:02:52

Hello. Hi, John. John!

1:02:521:02:54

Did you want something?

1:02:541:02:55

Oh, I could eat the lot of you.

1:02:551:02:56

You'd look great with an apple in your gob.

1:02:561:02:58

Do you realise

1:02:581:02:59

you could have missed the final run-through?

1:02:591:03:00

Oh, we're sorry about that.

1:03:001:03:01

Norm? There's only three of 'em.

1:03:011:03:03

Oh, we were looking for Ringo,

1:03:031:03:05

but we realised he must've come back here.

1:03:051:03:07

Well, do you realise

1:03:071:03:08

that we are on the air live

1:03:081:03:09

in front of an audience

1:03:091:03:11

in 45 minutes, and you're one short?

1:03:111:03:12

Control yourself, or you'll spurt.

1:03:121:03:14

He must be here somewhere.

1:03:141:03:15

Aye, well, we'll look in the dressing room.

1:03:151:03:17

Shake.

1:03:171:03:18

Yes, the dressing room.

1:03:181:03:20

Hey, where's my grandfather? Don't worry about him, Paul.

1:03:201:03:22

He can look after himself. I suppose so.

1:03:221:03:24

Personally signed and handwritten

1:03:241:03:26

by your own sweet boys.

1:03:261:03:28

The chance of a lifetime!

1:03:281:03:29

FANS SCREAM

1:03:291:03:30

Be the envy of your less fortunate sisters!

1:03:301:03:33

GRANDFATHER: Oh, me bones.

1:03:331:03:36

POLICEMAN: All right there.

1:03:361:03:37

Come on, break it up. Break it up. Move on.

1:03:371:03:39

Hey, what's going on here? Right, move over. Move over.

1:03:391:03:41

Come on, move along. Here you are.

1:03:411:03:43

Why don't you go back home? You're making a disturbance.

1:03:431:03:45

Now, will you just move along now?

1:03:451:03:48

INDISTINCT ARGUING

1:03:481:03:50

Come on, ya. Aah! Yeah!

1:03:501:03:52

PNEUMATIC DRILL HAMMERS

1:03:541:03:57

RINGO HUMS

1:04:011:04:02

Thank you.

1:04:051:04:06

RINGO CONTINUES HUMMING

1:04:081:04:09

RINGO WHISTLES

1:04:231:04:24

Gotcha, you nasty little person, you.

1:04:241:04:25

RINGO: You what! Ooh, yeah.

1:04:251:04:27

I'm Ringo Starr. I've got a show to do.

1:04:291:04:31

I'm on in a few minutes.

1:04:311:04:32

You've got to let me go. I'm Ringo.

1:04:321:04:33

Yeah, that's what they all say these days.

1:04:331:04:35

Look, I don't care who you are.

1:04:351:04:36

You can save that for the stipendiary.

1:04:361:04:38

Here you are, Sarge.

1:04:381:04:39

All right. What is he?

1:04:391:04:40

Yeah, I got a little list here.

1:04:401:04:42

Wandering abroad, malicious intent,

1:04:421:04:44

acting in a suspicious manner,

1:04:441:04:46

conduct liable to cause a breach of the peace.

1:04:461:04:48

OFFICER: You name it, he's done it.

1:04:481:04:49

Oh, a little savage, is he?

1:04:491:04:50

Yeah, a proper little aborigine.

1:04:501:04:52

I demand to see my solicitor.

1:04:521:04:54

What's his name?

1:04:541:04:55

Well, if you're going to get technical about it.

1:04:551:04:58

GRANDFATHER: Dragging me through the streets...

1:04:581:04:59

Hello, it's going to be one of those nights, is it?

1:04:591:05:01

Sit Charlie Peace down over there, will you?

1:05:011:05:03

Well, you got me here, so do your worst,

1:05:031:05:06

but, by God, I'll take one of you with me.

1:05:061:05:08

Ow!

1:05:081:05:09

I know your game!

1:05:091:05:11

Get me into that tiled room,

1:05:111:05:13

and then out come the rubber hoses.

1:05:131:05:15

Oh, there's a fire, is there?

1:05:151:05:18

You ugly great brute.

1:05:181:05:19

You have sadism stamped all over

1:05:191:05:21

your bloated British kisser.

1:05:211:05:23

Eh? I'll go on hunger strike.

1:05:231:05:25

I know your caper.

1:05:251:05:26

The kidney punch and the rabbit clout.

1:05:261:05:28

The third degree

1:05:281:05:29

and the size 12 boot ankle tap.

1:05:291:05:31

What's he on about?

1:05:311:05:33

GRANDFATHER: I'm a soldier of the republic.

1:05:331:05:35

You'll need the mahogany truncheon on this boyo.

1:05:351:05:37

# A nation once again

1:05:371:05:40

# A nation once again... #

1:05:401:05:42

Get Lloyd George over there

1:05:421:05:44

next to the mechanic in the cloth cap

1:05:441:05:45

while I sort this lot out, will you?

1:05:451:05:47

OFFICER: Come on, Dad. Sit down over here.

1:05:471:05:50

Ringo, me old scout!

1:05:501:05:51

So they grabbed your leg for the iron, too, have they?

1:05:511:05:53

I'm not exactly a voluntary patient.

1:05:531:05:55

Sh, sh. Have they roughed you up yet?

1:05:551:05:56

What?

1:05:561:05:58

GRANDFATHER: Oh, they're a desperate crew of drippings,

1:05:581:06:00

and they've fists like matured hams

1:06:001:06:02

for pounding poor defenceless lads like you.

1:06:021:06:04

Right, that's it, then.

1:06:041:06:05

GRANDFATHER: One of us has got to escape.

1:06:051:06:07

I'll get the boys.

1:06:071:06:08

Hold on, son. I'll be back for you.

1:06:081:06:09

For me? And if they get you on the floor,

1:06:091:06:11

watch out for your brisket.

1:06:111:06:13

They seem all right to me.

1:06:131:06:14

Ah, sure, that's what they want you to think.

1:06:141:06:16

All coppers are villains.

1:06:161:06:19

Would you two like a cup of tea?

1:06:191:06:20

See? Sly villains.

1:06:201:06:23

Um, no thank you, Mr Sergeant, sir.

1:06:231:06:25

No, not for me. Please don't.

1:06:251:06:27

So you just brought the old chap

1:06:271:06:28

out of the crowd for his own good, eh?

1:06:281:06:30

Well, he was getting a bit nasty, you see,

1:06:301:06:31

so we had to bring him in.

1:06:311:06:33

Well, he can't stop here.

1:06:331:06:34

This is the stuff he's been hawking around, eh?

1:06:341:06:36

Yes, Sergeant. Photographs.

1:06:361:06:37

Photographs.

1:06:371:06:38

Well, son, it's now or never.

1:06:381:06:42

All right, you paid assassins!

1:06:421:06:43

Johnny McCartney'll give you a run

1:06:431:06:45

for your thruppence halfpenny.

1:06:451:06:46

Hey, you forgot your photographs.

1:06:461:06:47

Only half an hour, and you're on.

1:06:551:06:57

Can I say something? Yes. Anything.

1:06:571:06:59

It seems highly unlikely

1:06:591:07:01

we'll be on.

1:07:011:07:02

I mean, the law of averages

1:07:021:07:03

are against it.

1:07:031:07:04

I think if you could get the juggler on

1:07:041:07:07

with a couple more clubs,

1:07:071:07:08

that would fill in a bit of time.

1:07:081:07:10

I'll have the hides off of you lot.

1:07:271:07:29

LAUGHTER

1:07:291:07:31

You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Go home.

1:07:311:07:33

I must see Pauly.

1:07:331:07:34

Go home, then, and see him on the telly.

1:07:341:07:36

Can you fix him for me? Yeah.

1:07:381:07:40

Sixpence.

1:07:401:07:41

Each.

1:07:411:07:42

In advance.

1:07:421:07:43

Mercenaries.

1:07:441:07:46

LAUGHTER

1:07:541:07:56

It's all right. Leave him alone.

1:08:081:08:09

PA: 'What's up, Richard?'

1:08:091:08:11

GRANDFATHER: Paul? Where are you? I'm...

1:08:111:08:13

PAUL: Grandad. Where's Ringo?

1:08:151:08:17

The police have the poor unfortunate lad

1:08:171:08:19

in the Bridewell. The police station.

1:08:191:08:21

He'll be pulp by now. Go get him!

1:08:211:08:24

PAUL: We'll get him out. JOHN: We'll fix it, Norm.

1:08:241:08:26

BEATLES BARK

1:08:261:08:28

We've only got... 20 minutes.

1:08:281:08:30

# Can't buy me love

1:08:301:08:34

# Love

1:08:341:08:35

# Can't buy me love

1:08:351:08:39

# I'll buy you a diamond ring, my friend

1:08:391:08:41

# If it makes you feel all right

1:08:411:08:44

# I'll get you anything, my friend

1:08:441:08:46

# If it makes you feel all right

1:08:461:08:49

# Cos I don't care too much for money

1:08:491:08:52

# Money can't buy me love

1:08:521:08:55

# I'll give you all I've got to give

1:08:551:08:57

# If you say you'll love me, too

1:08:571:09:00

# I may not have a lot to give

1:09:001:09:02

# But what I got I'll give to you

1:09:021:09:06

# I don't care too much for money

1:09:061:09:08

# Money can't buy me love

1:09:081:09:10

# Can't buy me love

1:09:101:09:14

# Everybody tells me so

1:09:141:09:16

# Can't buy me love

1:09:161:09:19

# No, no, no, no

1:09:191:09:22

# Say you don't need no diamond rings

1:09:221:09:25

# And I'll be satisfied

1:09:251:09:27

# Tell me that you want the kind of things

1:09:271:09:30

# That money just can't buy

1:09:301:09:33

# I don't care too much for money

1:09:331:09:36

# Money can't buy me love. #

1:09:361:09:38

What is all this?

1:09:381:09:40

JOHN PANTS Hold on...

1:09:401:09:42

Fine. You all right now?

1:09:441:09:47

JOHN PANTS Yeah. Huh?

1:09:471:09:49

See.

1:09:491:09:51

# Can't buy me love

1:09:561:09:59

# Everybody tells me so

1:09:591:10:01

# Can't buy me love

1:10:011:10:05

# No, no, no, no

1:10:051:10:07

# Say you don't need no diamond rings

1:10:071:10:10

# And I'll be satisfied

1:10:101:10:12

# Tell me that you want the kind of things... #

1:10:121:10:15

Quick! Follow them!

1:10:151:10:16

# Just can't buy

1:10:161:10:18

# I don't care too much for money

1:10:181:10:21

# Money can't buy me love

1:10:211:10:23

# Can't buy me love

1:10:231:10:26

# Love

1:10:261:10:28

# Can't buy me love

1:10:281:10:32

# Oh... #

1:10:321:10:33

FANS SCREAM

1:10:331:10:35

I had to laugh even when they kick the stool away.

1:10:381:10:40

THEY GIGGLE

1:10:401:10:42

Lads. Lads! You're back!

1:10:421:10:44

Thank goodness. Where's Ringo?

1:10:441:10:45

There he is. We got him. Great, great, great.

1:10:451:10:47

You don't know what this means to me.

1:10:471:10:48

If you hadn't come back, it would have meant...

1:10:481:10:50

the epilogue or news in Welsh for life.

1:10:501:10:54

Hey, aren't you supposed to be in that box?

1:10:541:10:56

Yeah, where's the old mixer?

1:10:561:10:58

Here, Pauly. PAUL: Got a few words to say to you,

1:10:581:11:00

two-faced John McCartney.

1:11:001:11:01

Aw, leave him alone. He's back, isn't he?

1:11:011:11:02

It's not his fault he's old.

1:11:021:11:03

What's old got to do with it?

1:11:031:11:05

He's a troublemaker and a mixer.

1:11:051:11:06

That's good enough for me.

1:11:061:11:07

You're right. He's only asking for attention,

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aren't you? You see, you know your trouble.

1:11:091:11:11

You should've gone west to America.

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You would've been a senior citizen of Boston.

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But you took a wrong turning. What happened?

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You're a lonely old man from Liverpool.

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- But I'm clean. - Are you?

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Hey, Norm. What?

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I've been thinking. It's not my fault.

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What isn't?

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I'm not taller than you are.

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You're smaller than I am.

1:11:271:11:29

Anyone at home?

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Hey, Shake, where's me boot?

1:11:311:11:32

Will you get us some tea while you're there?

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All right, George. Ta.

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Now come on, lads. Get changed.

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Come on, get some tea.

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OVERLAPPING CONVERSATION

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FANS SCREAM

1:11:401:11:42

# Tell me why you cried

1:11:501:11:54

# And why you lied to me

1:11:541:11:59

# Tell me why you cried

1:11:591:12:04

# And why you lied to me

1:12:041:12:08

# Well, I gave you everything I had

1:12:091:12:12

# But you left me sitting on my own

1:12:121:12:15

# Did you have to treat me oh, so bad?

1:12:151:12:18

# All I do is hang my head and moan

1:12:181:12:21

# Tell me why you cried

1:12:211:12:26

# And why you lied to me

1:12:261:12:31

# Tell me why you cried

1:12:311:12:35

# And why you lied to me

1:12:351:12:39

# If it's something that I've said or done

1:12:411:12:44

# Tell me what and I'll apologise

1:12:441:12:47

# If you don't I really can't go on

1:12:471:12:50

# Holding back these tears in my eyes

1:12:501:12:53

# Tell me why you cried

1:12:531:12:57

# And why you lied to me

1:12:571:13:02

# Tell me why you cried

1:13:021:13:07

# And why you lied to me

1:13:071:13:11

# Well, I'm begging on my bended knees

1:13:121:13:15

# If you'll only listen to my pleas

1:13:151:13:19

# If there's anything I can do

1:13:191:13:22

# Cos I really can't stand it

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# I'm so in love with you

1:13:241:13:26

# If I give my heart

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# To you

1:13:321:13:35

# I must be sure

1:13:351:13:37

# From the very start

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# That you

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# Would love me more than her

1:13:441:13:48

# If I trust in you

1:13:501:13:55

# Oh, please

1:13:551:13:57

# Don't run and hide

1:13:571:13:59

# If I love you, too

1:13:591:14:04

# Oh, please

1:14:041:14:06

# Don't hurt my pride like her

1:14:061:14:11

# Cos I couldn't stand the pain

1:14:111:14:15

# And I

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# Would be sad if our new love

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# Was in vain

1:14:221:14:24

# So I hope you see

1:14:241:14:28

# That I

1:14:281:14:31

# Would love to love you

1:14:311:14:34

# And that she

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# Will cry

1:14:371:14:40

# When she learns we are two

1:14:401:14:44

# Cos I couldn't stand the pain

1:14:441:14:49

# And I

1:14:491:14:51

# Would be sad if our new love

1:14:511:14:55

# Was in vain

1:14:551:14:57

# So I hope you see

1:14:571:15:02

# That I

1:15:021:15:05

# Would love to love you

1:15:051:15:07

# And that she

1:15:071:15:11

# Will cry

1:15:111:15:14

# When she learns we are... #

1:15:141:15:16

# I...

1:15:231:15:26

# Should have known better with a girl like you

1:15:261:15:30

# That I would love everything that you do

1:15:301:15:33

# And I do

1:15:331:15:35

# Hey, hey, hey

1:15:351:15:37

# And I do

1:15:371:15:39

# Whoa, whoa, I...

1:15:411:15:45

# Never realised what a kiss could be

1:15:451:15:49

# This could only happen to me

1:15:491:15:52

# Can't you see

1:15:521:15:54

# Can't you see

1:15:541:15:57

# That when I tell you that I love you

1:15:571:16:02

# Oh

1:16:021:16:05

# You're gonna say you love me, too

1:16:051:16:10

# Oh

1:16:101:16:12

# And when I ask you to be mine

1:16:121:16:19

# You're gonna say you love me, too

1:16:191:16:24

# So, oh, I...

1:16:251:16:29

# Should have realised a lot of things before

1:16:291:16:33

# If this is love you gotta give me more

1:16:331:16:37

# Give me more

1:16:371:16:39

# Hey, hey, hey

1:16:391:16:41

# Give me more

1:16:411:16:42

# Whoa, whoa, I...

1:17:031:17:06

# Never realised what a kiss could be

1:17:061:17:10

# This could only happen to me

1:17:101:17:14

# Can't you see

1:17:141:17:16

# Can't you see

1:17:161:17:19

# That when I tell you that I love you

1:17:191:17:24

# Oh

1:17:241:17:26

# You're gonna say you love me, too

1:17:261:17:32

# Oh

1:17:321:17:34

# And when I ask you to be mine

1:17:341:17:41

# You're gonna say you love me, too

1:17:411:17:46

# You love me, too

1:17:471:17:49

# You love me, too. #

1:17:511:17:53

AUDIENCE SCREAMS

1:17:531:17:55

# She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah

1:18:111:18:14

# She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah

1:18:141:18:17

# She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

1:18:171:18:22

# You think you've lost your love

1:18:231:18:26

# Well, I saw her yesterday

1:18:261:18:29

# It's you she's thinking of

1:18:291:18:32

# And she told me what to say

1:18:321:18:35

# She said she loves you

1:18:351:18:37

# And you know that can't be bad

1:18:371:18:40

# Yeah, she loves you

1:18:421:18:44

# And you know you should be glad

1:18:441:18:47

# She said you hurt her so

1:18:491:18:52

# She almost lost her mind

1:18:521:18:55

# But now she says she knows

1:18:551:18:59

# You're not the hurting kind

1:18:591:19:01

# She said she loves you

1:19:011:19:03

# And you know that can't be bad

1:19:031:19:07

# Yeah, she loves you

1:19:081:19:10

# And you know you should be glad

1:19:101:19:13

# Whoo

1:19:131:19:15

# She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah

1:19:151:19:18

# She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah

1:19:181:19:21

# With a love like that

1:19:211:19:22

# You know you should be glad

1:19:221:19:25

# You know it's up to you

1:19:271:19:31

# I think it's only fair

1:19:311:19:34

# Pride can hurt you, too

1:19:341:19:37

# Apologise to her

1:19:371:19:40

# Because she loves you

1:19:401:19:42

# And you know that can't be bad

1:19:421:19:46

# She loves you

1:19:471:19:49

# And you know you should be glad

1:19:491:19:52

# Whoo

1:19:521:19:53

# She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah

1:19:531:19:57

# She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah

1:19:571:19:59

# With a love like that

1:19:591:20:01

# You know you should be glad

1:20:011:20:04

# With a love like that

1:20:061:20:08

# You know you should be glad

1:20:081:20:10

# With a love like that

1:20:131:20:14

# You know you should

1:20:141:20:17

# Be glad

1:20:171:20:19

# Yeah, yeah, yeah

1:20:221:20:25

# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. #

1:20:251:20:30

AUDIENCE SCREAMS

1:20:301:20:32

Now, I've got the stuff. Come 'ed, lads.

1:20:571:20:58

Aren't we going...

1:20:581:20:59

No, we're not. The office has been on the phone

1:20:591:21:01

and think it's best if we push on

1:21:011:21:02

to Wolverhampton straightaway.

1:21:021:21:03

Tonight? We'll never make it.

1:21:031:21:04

You've got a midnight matinee. Oh, eh, Norm!

1:21:041:21:06

Now, there's only one thing

1:21:061:21:07

I've got to say to you, John Lennon.

1:21:071:21:08

What? You're a swine.

1:21:081:21:10

# It's been a hard day's night

1:21:101:21:14

# And I've been working like a dog

1:21:141:21:17

# It's been a hard day's night

1:21:171:21:20

# I should be sleeping like a log

1:21:201:21:24

# But when I get home to you... #

1:21:241:21:25

Come on, you're hanging up the parade!

1:21:251:21:28

Get rid of those things!

1:21:301:21:32

# ..Work all day

1:21:321:21:33

# To get you money to buy you things

1:21:331:21:37

# And it's worth it just to hear you say

1:21:371:21:40

# You're gonna give me everything

1:21:401:21:44

# So why on earth should I moan?

1:21:441:21:45

# Cos when I get you alone

1:21:451:21:47

# You know I feel OK

1:21:471:21:50

# When I'm home

1:21:501:21:53

# Everything seems to be right

1:21:531:21:56

# When I'm home

1:21:571:21:59

# Feeling you holding me tight

1:21:591:22:03

# Tight, yeah

1:22:031:22:04

# It's been a hard day's night

1:22:041:22:07

# And I've been working like a dog

1:22:071:22:11

# It's been a hard day's night

1:22:111:22:14

# I should be sleeping like a log

1:22:141:22:17

# But when I get home to you

1:22:171:22:19

# I find the things that you do

1:22:191:22:21

# Will make me feel all right

1:22:211:22:24

# Aah

1:22:241:22:25

# So why on earth should I moan

1:22:381:22:40

# Cos when I get you alone

1:22:401:22:41

# You know I feel OK

1:22:411:22:44

# When I'm home

1:22:441:22:47

# Everything seems to be right

1:22:471:22:51

# When I'm home

1:22:511:22:54

# Feeling you holding me tight

1:22:541:22:57

# Tight, yeah

1:22:571:22:58

# It's been a hard day's night

1:22:581:23:02

# And I've been working like a dog

1:23:021:23:05

# It's been a hard day's night

1:23:051:23:08

# I should be sleeping like a log

1:23:081:23:12

# But when I get home to you

1:23:121:23:14

# I find the things that you do

1:23:141:23:15

# Will make me feel all right

1:23:151:23:19

# You know I feel all right

1:23:191:23:22

# You know I feel all right. #

1:23:221:23:25

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