Father of the Bride 2


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# Folks are blessed who make the best

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# Of every day

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# Living by their own philosophy

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# Everyone who needs the sun must find a way

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# And I have found the only way for me. #

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BELL RINGS

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# I don't believe in frettin' and grievin'

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# Why mess around with strife

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# I never was cut out

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# To step and strut out

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# Give me the simple life

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# Some find it pleasant

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# Dining on pheasant

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# Those things roll off my knife

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# Just serve me tomatoes

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# And mashed potatoes. #

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Ha-ha!

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# Give me the simple life

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# A cottage small is all I'm after

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# Not one that's spacious and wide

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# A house that rings with joy and laughter

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# And the one you love inside

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# Some like the high road

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# I like the low road

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# Free from the care and strife

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# Sounds corny and seedy

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# But yes, indeedy

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# I like the simple life

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# Life could be thrilling

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# With one who's willing

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# To be a farmer's wife

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# Kids calling me Pappy

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# Would sure make me happy

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# Give me the simple life

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# Some find it pleasant

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# Dining on pheasant

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# Those things roll off my knife

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# Just serve me tomatoes

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# And mashed potatoes

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# Give me the simple life. #

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Nina, come on!

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They're gonna be here any minute!

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< OK. We'll be right down.

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Father of the bride.

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I never thought I'd say this,

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but that whole experience was a piece of cake

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compared to the roller coaster

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I've been on this past year.

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I admit it took me a while to recover from the wedding,

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but eventually life got back to normal,

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which is exactly the way I prefer life to be.

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After the dust settled,

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I began to realise what a lucky guy I was.

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I had a wonderful home filled with memories

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and completely paid for,

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a wife I love just as much as the day I married her,

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a daughter - independent, self-sufficient,

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married, working, happy -

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a son blossoming in the middle of middle school,

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and a son-in-law gainfully employed

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and very often, out of town on business.

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Life was sweet.

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I felt for the first time ahead of the game.

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Then it dawned on me.

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I was a mere five years away from freedom.

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Soon I'd be a father with one kid married

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and the other off in college,

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and that started me thinking.

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What was I going to do with all that free time?

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Anything I wanted.

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Maybe I'd take up fly-fishing,

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travel to exotic places,

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climb mount Everest.

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I was feeling on top of the world.

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And that's when they lowered the boom on me.

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It was like that old joke -

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all those who think they have it made,

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take one step forward.

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Not so fast, George banks.

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It was about a year ago when it all started.

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Well...

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nine months ago to be exact.

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I was on my way home from work

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on a perfect fall day.

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The leaves were golden, the air was crisp,

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and I couldn't help thinking

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what a charmed life I was leading.

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Yep. I was a happy man.

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Hey!

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Hey, Dad, you hear the news?

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What news?

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I don't know. She wouldn't tell me.

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< Matty, phone!

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Got it!

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Who wouldn't tell you?

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LAUGHTER

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Hey.

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Hi, George!

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Do you think it's what we think it is?

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What? What is it?

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Somebody tell me what's going on.

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Brian called and said to be here at 6.00 sharp,

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that he and Annie

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have some important news to tell us.

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Ohh!

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This is one of those moments, George.

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I can feel it.

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< Oh, my.

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HUMMING

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Hi, honey.

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Oh, don't worry, OK?

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I'm sure nothing's wrong.

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How do you know?

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Well, I know.

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Ooh, you know?

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No, I don't really know. I just know nothing's wrong.

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Now, come on. Come on inside.

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Can I fix you a drink, George?

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No, thanks. Nina, you don't think

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Annie's been transferred back east, do you?

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No, honey. Something tells me

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this has nothing to do with work.

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THEY GIGGLE

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George, George, you sure you don't want a glass of wine?

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Cos she always said a transfer was a possibility,

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and I for one would hate it if they moved.

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Really, George? You?

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Well, they live far enough away as it is.

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Dad, they live a mile from here.

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Well, with traffic and everything -

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HORN HONKS

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Oh, there they are.

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I just don't want

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to hear the word "Boston", that's all.

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I mean, you know what's going to happen, don't you?

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First they're going to promise to come home

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for long weekends,

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then it'll be a week every other summer.

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Next thing you know we're strangers.

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We're just names on a Christmas card list.

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We'll be "those relatives out in California."

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Bummer man - he delivers.

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DOOR OPENS

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Hello!

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We're here!

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Hey! In the hallway!

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Hi! Good to see you.

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You, too.

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Ohh!

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'There she was,

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'my Annie.

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'Every time I saw her,

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'I had to remind myself she was a married woman.

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'To me, she still seemed like a kid playing house.'

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< Hi!

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< Hi.

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Hi, mom.

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How are you? Good! Are you feeling all right?

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Of course she's feeling all right. >

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Look at her. She never looked better.

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Hi, Dad.

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So any news at work?

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Any news? Any anything?

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No. Everything's great.

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Same but good. Busy.

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See?

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Hey, Dad.

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George.

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Sorry, George.

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'As long as the big news

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'wasn't that my daughter was moving 3,000 miles away,

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'her husband could call me anything he wanted.

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'In spite of myself,

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'I'd actually begun to grow somewhat fond of Brian MacKenzie.'

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Those hors d'oeuvres look so great.

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I'm starving.

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Mm-hmm.

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So what is it, Annie? What's the news?

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Well, don't you want to eat first?

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Come on, tell us. What is it?

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I know what it is! I got it. I'm positive.

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You bought a house, right?

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A place you can remodel a little closer to home?

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A house? Is that it?

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Well...

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No, no, no, no. A house is fine.

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Oh, yeah, of course.

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A house is definitely good.

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That's the big news, a house?

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Man, I thought you guys were going to have a baby.

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Ha, ha, ha! Oh, get outta here.

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Us, too.

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I know. Me, too. That's what I thought.

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That's what we were hoping for. >

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Well...

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Tell 'em.

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Your wish came true.

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I'm going to have a baby!

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Yeah, we're pregnant! Aah!

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Congratulations!

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'I never liked that Brian MacKenzie,

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'not from the moment I laid eyes on him.

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'Here my little girl was playing house,

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'and he had the nerve to...'

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< George!

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What do you say, Dad?

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Congratulations.

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Aah!

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You, too.

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Aah!

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Aah!

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Congratulations...

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..Grandpa!

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'Grandpa?!

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'First that runt steals my daughter,

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'now he makes a grandpa out of me.'

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The baby is due July 26th,

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and I like that cos that's a good, even number.

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Of course... it is going to be very hot,

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but I'm sure she's not gonna mind.

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Oh, God. Oh, George...

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can you believe the same doctor who delivered Annie

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is going to be delivering her baby?

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Oh, honey, it's so amazing.

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Yeah.

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Oh! George... I have a great idea.

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What if Franck did the baby shower for us?

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Franck!

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As a favour, honey. George... What?

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I thought you liked Franck now.

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I never actually said I liked him.

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Yes, you did. Yes, you did.

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When we were at that party with those people

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from Whatyacallit, you were just raving on...

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Well, maybe it slipped out, but I didn't mean it.

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Nina, get a grip!

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I'm not gonna go into hock

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to give Annie a baby shower.

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I just finished paying for the wedding.

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Now my stomach hurts. Where'd you put my Tums?

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All right, honey. OK. OK, OK.

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It was just a thought. Calm down.

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What's the matter with you, anyway?

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You didn't say a word during dinner.

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You're acting as if you're not happy about this.

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Who's acting?

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Oh, I see, you're not happy that your daughter

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is going to be having a baby?

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That's right, Grandma, I'm not.

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Why?

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Well, for starters, they can't afford a baby.

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Oh. Babies cost money.

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And the older they get, the more they cost.

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I mean, they didn't plan for this.

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They don't have a next egg.

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They barely have a nest!

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How are they gonna fit a baby

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into that shoebox they live in?!

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Really, George, they have more money

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than we had at their age.

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Also, what do they know about raising a kid?

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Annie's just a kid herself.

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I mean, she graduates college

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and marries the first guy she meets.

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Now they get saddled with a baby even before her career takes off.

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Why must I be the only feminist in this family?!

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< You know, I just realised something.

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I'm four foot six, I don't shave, I don't have a job,

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and I'm gonna be an uncle.

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Is there something weird about that?

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Finally, someone who thinks like I do.

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Oh, yeah - a 12-year-old.

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TELEPHONE RINGS

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Hello? ..Oh, Sally!

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Oh, Sally, hi. I have the best news.

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Guess what. This is so exciting.

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I'm gonna be a grandmother.

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SHE GIGGLES

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'Poor Nina. The woman was obviously

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'living in denial.

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'I, for one, wasn't ready to be a grandfather.

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'What was so GRAND about it, anyway?'

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George? Oh... he's thrilled.

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'Grandfathers wore cardigans and hearing aids.

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'I wore baseball caps and running shoes.

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'Sure, I may have been a little out of shape,

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'but I was still young,

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'and I could prove it.'

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GEORGE, STRAINING: Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

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Oh, yeah! Come on! Come on! Come on...

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You better take it easy there, pops.

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Ahem! Well!

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Hmm-oh! Ow!

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Brr! Ruff!

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Hang on a second. You got the list?

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I got it right here. Are you OK?

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Yeah, I'm fine. OK.

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The following men are older than you.

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Go.

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Paul McCartney... Yeah! ..Rod Stewart...

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Jack Nicholson... Jack Nicholson? Oh, by eight years.

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You're much younger than Jack Nicholson.

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You can't get any cooler than Jack Nicholson.

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That's a good one. Go on.

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OK, Mick Jagger, Robert Redford... Really?

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Bob Dylan, Warren Beatty, and Bill Clinton. Really?

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But only by 31 days.

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Hey, younger is younger.

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# Oh, when the saints... #

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Hi. Here's what I'm thinking.

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I want to look younger.

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You know, I think maybe something, you know, in here.

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Like, the hair is too square.

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I just have a...

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a little sticky-up, you know. Kid of hip.

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Easy.

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# ..When the saints go marching in

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# Oh, when the sun

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# Refuse to shine

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# Oh, when the sun refuse to shine

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# I still wants to be in that number... #

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Young, right?

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Oh, totally.

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It's bitchin'.

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Bitchin'!

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# ..Oh, when the saints go marching in

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# I going to sing it loud as thunder

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# Oh, when the saints go marching in... #

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Hi.

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Hi.

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# At last

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# My love has come along... #

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Hmm.

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# My lonely days are over

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# And life is like a song

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# Ooh, yeah, yeah

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# At last

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# The stars above... #

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Oh! George... George, George...

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what are you doing?

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Aah! Oh, George!

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Hey, what do you think? Can you tell the difference?

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Can I tell the difference? What did you do? Is it permanent?

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It is if you want it to be -

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the new, permanent, young and improved -

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and stronger, I might add - George Stanley Banks.

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I look like the guy you married, right?

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Kind of.

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Hey, don't kid yourself.

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It makes you look younger, too, you know.

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Hey, where's Matty?

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Matty's eating at Cameron's.

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Huh, all alone. Hmm...

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just you and me at the old house.

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May I ask what possessed you to do this?

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Just wanna look the way I feel, that's all.

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Oh. Ava loved it.

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Who's Ava?

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Oh, just the girl who did it, that's all.

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She said it took years off my face.

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You know, Nina, you're very beautiful.

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Oh! So very...

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Really? Thank you, honey.

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Oh...my...

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What's in the bag? Oh!

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I got you something totally great.

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I found it at Victoria's Secret.

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Oh...God...

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I opened a charge for you there, by the way.

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Ah...wha... what, are you crazy, honey?

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I'm not wearing that.

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I am a grandmother, OK?

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You're not MY grandmother. No.

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Oh...George...what's gotten into you, honey?

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Hey, can't a man make love to his wife

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without something having "gotten into him"?

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What do you mean, "make...love"?

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What do you think I mean? Hmm?

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My, my, my!

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This IS a new and improved George Banks.

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THUNDERCLAP

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NINA LAUGHS

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WATER DRIPS

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Hey, didn't we just pay 900 bucks to have this roof fixed?

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I swear to God, this house is starting to fall apart.

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First, the heating went,

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and the gas thing broke, the plumbing froze.

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Sometimes I think I would just like to wash my hands

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of this whole thing, George.

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What is it? What are you thinking?

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I have a brilliant beyond brilliant idea.

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Uh, yeah?

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I say we sell this dump.

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Ha! Right. I'm serious.

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What are you, crazy? Last year, you said

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you wanted to be buried in the backyard.

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Now you're telling me you want to sell the place?

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Nina, listen, Matty's in school every day till six.

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You're at work, I'm at work.

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Let's get rid of it.

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Let's not be so by-the-book.

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Let's be adventurous. Let's loosen up.

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I don't know. If we sell the place,

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then we won't have room for the baby.

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What WE, Kemosabe? It's not our baby.

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It doesn't need its own room in our house.

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What about Matty? Oh, like Matty wouldn't love

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living at the beach?

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The... Ha! The beach?

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Mr Sunscreen? Please, George.

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Now you want to live at the beach?

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You're the one who said that one day before you're old,

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you want to live by the ocean.

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I'm telling you, this leak is an omen.

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We could sell this place in a second.

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It's the Leave It To Beaver house everybody wants.

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We'd have enough money to buy a condo.

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We could get a boat. We could travel.

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I could get that Harley I always wanted.

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Harley? Honey... ho-ho, George...

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this has been a very big day for you.

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First your hair, and then...

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this, er, thing.

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I just...I think we should think about this, OK?

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OK, but will you think about it, really?

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Will you wash that stuff out of your hair, really?

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Yeah.

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OK, I'll make you a deal, OK? Mm-hm.

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If one more thing goes wrong with this house,

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we'll put it up for sale. You have my word on it.

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'As luck would have it,

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'termites attacked two weeks later.

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'So we decided to give it a test run,

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'see if we got any nibbles.'

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THUNDERCLAP

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'Four weeks went by, and not a single nibble.'

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All right, here we go, here we go.

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Wait, wait! Hey!

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Spin move!

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Oh! Hey!

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Hey, come on!

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'Then one Saturday morning, we got a bite.

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'A big bite.'

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George, I'd like you to meet Mr and Mrs Habib.

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Hello. How do you do? Nice to meet you.

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This is my son Matty and his friend Justin.

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We like house very much. When you can move out?

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Excuse me?

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The Habibs would like to buy the house, George.

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It's exactly what they've been looking for.

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Yes. When you can move?

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We need house a week from Weddenesday,

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and my wife wants flower dishes in kitchen.

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You sell, we pay top dollar.

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For the house, top dollar?

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MR HABIB CHUCKLES

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Dishes. For the dishes.

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For the house, we pay what you ask and no more,

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but we need house a week from Weddenesday, or no deal.

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Gee, that's... that's ten days from now.

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It's kinda quick.

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We've lived here 18 years.

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I don't know if we can...

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THEY SPEAK ARABIC

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Mechaye khaalem!

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Excuse, please.

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(Uh, you explain that I will pay money if sell now,

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(very big bonus...)

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Mr Habib is willing to pay

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a generous bonus for whatever inconvenience

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moving too quickly may cause you, George.

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Dad, you better discuss this with Mom.

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Mechaye khaalem!

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How generous?

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Would, er, 15,000 be generous enough?

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You may be making real estate history here, George. >

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Oh, yeah.

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1...2...

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3,000...

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4...5...6...

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7,000...

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'I shook the man's hand

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'and promised to be out in ten days.'

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LAUGHTER AND CONVERSATION

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GEORGE: Careful with the dishes.

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'Only problem was...

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'I didn't have the nerve to tell Nina.'

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Wonderful champagne, George.

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Dom Perignon. What are we celebrating?

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I know. That's what I was wondering.

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What are we celebrating, dear?

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Well, it's just the first time the whole family's been together

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since the baby and everything.

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ALL: Aw!

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Oh, honey... Dad, that's sweet.

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JOANNA: So, tell us, have you thought of

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any names for the baby yet?

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Well, if it's a boy,

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we like Cody, Cooper, Riley or Wyatt.

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Wyatt? As in "Earp"?

0:22:270:22:30

Yeah. You don't like it, Dad?

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Well, I like it better than Cooper.

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MATTY: Or Riley. Hey, what if it's a girl?

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For a girl, our favourite name is Chloe.

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JOANNA: Chloe? Ooh.

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Chloe? That's not even American.

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Thank you, Matthew. We realise that.

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We also like Phoebe and Sophie,

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and we're still debating between Lucy and Fanny.

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JOHN: You're not considering any family names?

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Isn't the first son supposed to be named

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after the paternal grandfather?

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Well, he doesn't have to be named John, of course.

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Any name on my side will do.

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We have an Andrew in the family...

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a Melville, a Jacob - Jake is a great name.

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You know what? They don't need any more suggestions.

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Their list is fine.

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You're absolutely right, George.

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Anything is fine as long as it goes with MacKenzie.

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Wait a minute. I thought the baby's last name

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was gonna be Banks-MacKenzie with a hyphen.

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Would you like to go through life

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with the name Cooper Banks-MacKenzie?

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Kid's gonna sound like a law firm.

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That's an awfully long last name, George.

0:23:210:23:23

Hold on. What are we saying?

0:23:230:23:25

You're not gonna hyphenate the last name? When did this happen?

0:23:250:23:26

Nothing's been decided yet, Dad.

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We just think two last names is a lot

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for a little kid to deal with,

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and since neither of us want to forfeit our names,

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we've been coming up with alternative last names.

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Your baby's gonna have an ALTERNATIVE last name?

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Like what, Smith or Jones?

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No, because you can't make Smith or Jones

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from the letters of our last names.

0:23:410:23:42

I don't understand. What names can you make?

0:23:420:23:44

The ones we like best are Zinman, Zankman, and Mannez.

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Are you telling me I might have a granddaughter

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named Sophie Zankman?

0:23:500:23:53

Look, I have a simple solution here.

0:23:530:23:56

George, Nina, you already have Matty

0:23:560:23:58

to carry on the family name.

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So why don't we drop this Banks-MacKenzie business,

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and just go with MacKenzie?

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Or drop the MacKenzie.

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Oh, well, now, wouldn't that be silly?

0:24:070:24:10

I don't think that's any sillier than dropping the Banks.

0:24:100:24:12

Well, I do. I would venture to suggest

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MacKenzie is a solid family name.

0:24:130:24:15

The baby's just as much a Banks as a MacKenzie.

0:24:150:24:17

THEY ALL TALK AT ONCE

0:24:170:24:19

(Dad, say something.

0:24:190:24:21

(Change the subject.)

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Hey, guess what? I sold the house today.

0:24:240:24:26

What did you say, dear?

0:24:270:24:28

Nina, I forgot to tell you.

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While you were at the market this morning,

0:24:300:24:31

I sold the house.

0:24:310:24:33

Well, congratulations, Gramps.

0:24:330:24:34

Where are you moving?

0:24:340:24:35

We don't know exactly for sure where yet,

0:24:350:24:38

but we're thinking of maybe the beach.

0:24:380:24:39

"We don't know exactly for sure where yet"?

0:24:390:24:41

But we haven't even started looking.

0:24:410:24:43

You sold the house?! Dad...

0:24:430:24:46

Why is she crying?

0:24:460:24:47

Because I never thought they were serious

0:24:470:24:50

about selling the house.

0:24:500:24:51

I'm sorry, Dad, I just thought it was

0:24:510:24:54

another goofy idea like your hair. Hey...

0:24:540:24:56

I never thought you were actually gonna go through with it.

0:24:560:24:58

I love this house. Well, wow!

0:24:580:25:00

I guess I just assumed we'd have a little more warning,

0:25:000:25:03

but we have at least 90 days before we have to move,

0:25:030:25:07

am I right, George?

0:25:070:25:08

JOHN: Believe me, Nina, you can Jack up an escrow

0:25:080:25:10

six months if you need to.

0:25:100:25:11

Matty, what's going on?

0:25:110:25:13

May I be excused?

0:25:130:25:15

No. No, sir, you may not be excused.

0:25:150:25:17

George?

0:25:180:25:19

QUICKLY: The guy paid me 15,000 extra to be out in ten days.

0:25:190:25:22

The guy paid you 15,000 extra

0:25:220:25:23

to be out of the house in ten days?!

0:25:230:25:25

JOHN: I hope you took it, George.

0:25:250:25:27

MATTY: He did, and he threw in

0:25:270:25:28

Mom's favourite dishes just to close the deal.

0:25:280:25:30

Aah...George?!

0:25:300:25:32

Machaye khaalem! ..Ha!

0:25:320:25:35

'Nina was less than thrilled about our abbreviated escrow,

0:25:470:25:51

'but being the great woman that she is, she went with the flow,

0:25:510:25:54

'and even allowed me back into our bedroom

0:25:540:25:56

'for our last night at 24 Maple Drive.

0:25:560:25:58

'And since we had nowhere to live,

0:25:580:26:00

'she also arranged for us to stay at the MacKenzies'

0:26:000:26:03

'while they took a Caribbean cruise.'

0:26:030:26:04

Honey, are you sure you don't want me to take your picture

0:26:040:26:07

by your favourite part of the fence?

0:26:070:26:09

No, no. I'm fine.

0:26:090:26:11

Oh, OK... Oh...

0:26:110:26:14

Whoa!

0:26:140:26:15

Hey, Nina, are you OK?

0:26:150:26:17

You don't look so good.

0:26:170:26:18

I know. I don't really feel so good.

0:26:180:26:20

I just didn't think I'd get so emotional about this whole thing.

0:26:200:26:23

I don't know. I feel kinda dizzy.

0:26:230:26:25

You guys, these are from the tree

0:26:250:26:28

that we carved our initials in out back.

0:26:280:26:31

Here. ..Here.

0:26:310:26:32

Oh, Mom, did you get a picture of the tree?

0:26:320:26:35

Oh, just a roll, honey.

0:26:350:26:36

OK.

0:26:360:26:38

Hey, Matty, what's that?

0:26:380:26:39

My doorknob. I wanted to keep a memento from my room.

0:26:390:26:43

Oh! Oh!

0:26:430:26:45

Hey, what are we, the Schmaltz family?

0:26:450:26:47

Come on. No more tears.

0:26:470:26:49

We're on to bigger and better things.

0:26:490:26:51

I mean, who needs this old shack?

0:26:510:26:53

Look at it.

0:26:530:26:54

ANGELIC CHORUS, HARPS PLAY

0:26:540:27:00

Dad, there's one more thing we have to do before we go.

0:27:010:27:04

I'm not gonna dig up that parakeet from the backyard.

0:27:040:27:07

That's not what I was thinking.

0:27:070:27:09

How many times you think we've played out here?

0:27:110:27:14

About a thousand.

0:27:140:27:16

I remember our very first game.

0:27:190:27:21

Me, too.

0:27:210:27:22

'I remember you were four.

0:27:310:27:33

'You had a red ribbon tied in your hair.'

0:27:340:27:37

Dad!

0:27:430:27:45

Look, Dad, I can dribble. Watch!

0:27:460:27:49

That's my girl. That's my girl.

0:27:490:27:52

MR HABIB COUGHS: Sorry to interrupt.

0:28:460:28:49

Oh...er, hi.

0:28:490:28:50

You got the key, George?

0:28:530:28:54

Yeah, I h-have it right here.

0:28:540:28:57

I got it. I know I have it...

0:28:570:28:59

Oh, er, Mr Habib, this is my daughter Annie.

0:28:590:29:02

She had her wedding here at this house.

0:29:020:29:04

Ah, yes. The key?

0:29:040:29:07

Oh, yeah, I got it.

0:29:070:29:08

Somewhere, ha! Did I give that to..?

0:29:080:29:10

Ah, OK. KEY CLINKS

0:29:100:29:11

Oh, sorry, heh.

0:29:110:29:13

So, well, here you are.

0:29:140:29:16

And, er... here you go.

0:29:160:29:18

She's all yours.

0:29:180:29:20

Good luck, Banks. You, too.

0:29:200:29:22

Ah, what perfect timing.

0:29:430:29:45

We were just about to depart ourselves.

0:29:450:29:47

THEY ALL CHATTER

0:29:470:29:50

Make yourselves at home.

0:29:500:29:51

Come in, please. Where's Annie?

0:29:510:29:54

The dog food's all in the refrigerator and marked.

0:29:540:29:56

You remember the dogs, of course. Yeah, yeah.

0:29:560:29:59

DOGS WHIMPER

0:29:590:30:02

Unfortunately, they forgot you.

0:30:020:30:04

Come here, you angels.

0:30:040:30:07

WHIMPERING

0:30:070:30:09

I'm gonna miss you guys.

0:30:110:30:13

See, George, they're completely harmless.

0:30:130:30:16

Get a hold of yourselves. ..Now listen, I want you to pay attention

0:30:160:30:18

to your uncle George and aunt Nina now, all right?

0:30:180:30:21

Bye, fellas. WHIMPERING

0:30:210:30:24

Oh, all right. One more kiss, you maniac.

0:30:240:30:27

John! Come on.

0:30:320:30:33

All right! We're off.

0:30:330:30:35

Have fun... Oh! Aah!

0:30:350:30:37

Oh. Oh, well.

0:30:370:30:38

Oh, that's what the limo was for.

0:30:380:30:40

Help yourself to anything you see.

0:30:400:30:42

They're all yours. Enjoy.

0:30:420:30:43

Thanks so much.

0:30:430:30:45

And when you get through with that limo sent it back for us.

0:30:450:30:48

Oh...

0:30:500:30:52

Oh, George... DOGS WHIMPER

0:30:520:30:54

Honey, do something.

0:30:540:30:56

They look sad.

0:30:560:30:58

Hey, guys, don't worry about a thing.

0:30:580:31:00

Uncle George... SNARLING

0:31:000:31:02

All right, now just take it easy, guys.

0:31:040:31:06

He's not gonna hurt you.

0:31:060:31:07

'As it turned out, the dogs DID remember me.'

0:31:070:31:10

Hey, puppy, puppy...

0:31:100:31:11

'It was going to be a long night -

0:31:130:31:15

'just the four of us in the old MacKenzie mansion.'

0:31:150:31:18

Listen to this. "Luxury beach condo, marina view,

0:31:180:31:21

"stroll along winding streams past lush landscaped gardens."

0:31:210:31:25

Honey, are you sure you unpacked the Pepto-Bismol?

0:31:250:31:27

Why, you still feel sick?

0:31:270:31:29

I can't seem to shake this.

0:31:290:31:31

I mean, I just don't feel right.

0:31:310:31:33

You just need a good night's sleep.

0:31:330:31:35

Tomorrow...

0:31:350:31:36

Aw! Tell them to get off.

0:31:390:31:41

OK, come on, guys, get off.

0:31:410:31:42

Let's go, off.

0:31:420:31:44

Come on, off.

0:31:440:31:46

Come... Oh, forget it.

0:31:460:31:47

I gotta... I gotta lay down.

0:31:470:31:49

Just, come on, let's move over.

0:31:490:31:51

That's a good dog.

0:31:510:31:53

SHE SIGHS

0:31:530:31:54

What am I supposed to do, sleep standing up?

0:31:540:31:57

I don't know, honey. Just push 'em off.

0:31:570:31:59

All right, boys. Hey...come on...

0:31:590:32:00

fun's over. Let's go, come on.

0:32:000:32:02

Get off the bed. Come on.

0:32:020:32:04

I don't wanna have to get tough.

0:32:040:32:05

So just come on, let's go!

0:32:050:32:07

I mean it - am-scray! Off!

0:32:070:32:10

The bed! Off.

0:32:100:32:11

Aw!

0:32:130:32:14

Get your filthy paw off my wife...

0:32:140:32:16

Forget about it. It's their house. Let 'em have the bed.

0:32:200:32:23

I'll go stay in one of the other seven bedrooms.

0:32:230:32:25

But, honey, I don't wanna be left alone

0:32:250:32:27

in this big room. I don't feel good.

0:32:270:32:29

Fine. I'll sleep on the floor.

0:32:290:32:32

Thanks.

0:32:320:32:33

DOG GROWLS

0:32:340:32:36

Wait, I have an idea.

0:32:360:32:38

What if, after they fall asleep,

0:32:380:32:40

you just lift them off?

0:32:400:32:41

Oh, yeah, of course. I'll just lift 'em off.

0:32:410:32:44

What are you, nuts?

0:32:440:32:45

Could you hand me a pillow? Yup.

0:32:450:32:48

SHE SIGHS

0:33:120:33:13

Oh, I'm so naive.

0:33:170:33:19

Oh...I know what's wrong with me.

0:33:190:33:21

What? What's wrong with you?

0:33:210:33:23

It's so obvious.

0:33:230:33:24

I don't know why I didn't realise it before.

0:33:240:33:27

Honey...I'm going through menopause.

0:33:270:33:30

Ah, ha! Nina... you can't be going through menopause.

0:33:300:33:33

My mother went through menopause!

0:33:330:33:35

Exactly, and probably at my age.

0:33:350:33:38

George, I have all the symptoms.

0:33:380:33:40

I'm late, I'm weepy all the time,

0:33:400:33:43

I'm hot and dizzy...

0:33:430:33:44

Don't be silly. We're still so...

0:33:440:33:46

But, George honey, we're not.

0:33:460:33:48

We're not as young as you think we are.

0:33:480:33:50

But just because we're getting older doesn't mean we're old.

0:33:500:33:53

This is the '90s.

0:33:530:33:54

Growing old isn't what it used to be.

0:33:540:33:56

Well, it's true. Women my age are doing Geritol ads

0:33:560:33:59

and Fixodent commercials. Nina.

0:33:590:34:02

They are, and guess who I saw

0:34:020:34:05

on the cover of Longevity magazine? Guess.

0:34:050:34:09

Barbara Bush.

0:34:090:34:11

Peggy Lipton.

0:34:110:34:12

From the Mod Squad?

0:34:160:34:18

This is reality, George.

0:34:180:34:20

Do me a favour, will you, honey?

0:34:200:34:22

Stop acting like this isn't happening.

0:34:220:34:25

Oh, do I have to? Yes, yes.

0:34:250:34:28

George, George, you haven't been the same

0:34:300:34:33

since the day you found out Annie was pregnant.

0:34:330:34:35

Now, I know you, and I know it takes you a long time

0:34:350:34:38

to work these things out,

0:34:380:34:40

but I miss the old George.

0:34:400:34:42

Must you use that word?

0:34:420:34:44

All right. I miss the adorable George Banks

0:34:440:34:46

I used to be married to.

0:34:460:34:48

Honey, you got me worried.

0:34:480:34:50

You dyed your hair. You sold our house.

0:34:500:34:52

What's next, a 19-year-old girlfriend? Nina!

0:34:520:34:55

Well, men do those kinds of things, George.

0:34:550:34:57

They don't wanna grow old with their wives,

0:34:570:34:59

so they get, I don't know,

0:34:590:35:01

new wives. Young wives.

0:35:010:35:04

Nina. What, honey?

0:35:050:35:07

What? I may dye my hair,

0:35:090:35:11

and I may wanna move to the beach...

0:35:110:35:14

Yeah? ..and I may hate the idea

0:35:140:35:15

that I'm gonna be a grandfather,

0:35:150:35:17

but never for one millisecond of one day

0:35:170:35:19

did I ever not want to spend the rest of my life with you.

0:35:190:35:23

Really? Really.

0:35:230:35:25

And I'm sorry I've been such a jerk.

0:35:250:35:29

Oh, that's OK.

0:35:290:35:31

I'm used to it.

0:35:310:35:33

Yeah.

0:35:330:35:34

Goodnight. Goodnight.

0:35:340:35:36

DOG YAWNS

0:35:360:35:38

The doctor didn't give you any indication

0:35:410:35:43

of why he wanted me to come with you? No.

0:35:430:35:45

But he didn't say there was anything to be concerned about.

0:35:450:35:48

No. I assume this is absolutely routine.

0:35:480:35:50

I don't know, honey.

0:35:500:35:51

I've never been through menopause before.

0:35:510:35:52

He probably just wants to tell us what to expect.

0:35:520:35:54

Well, unless... Unless what? What? Unless what?

0:35:540:35:57

Well, unless something showed up on my blood test

0:35:570:35:59

that was too horrible to tell me over the phone,

0:35:590:36:02

and he wanted you here for support

0:36:020:36:04

in case I flipped out.

0:36:040:36:05

What did the man say? What were his words?

0:36:050:36:07

Just that...he thought it would be wise

0:36:070:36:10

for us to come in together as soon as possible.

0:36:100:36:12

OK, here we are, honey. I'm sure I'm gonna be fine.

0:36:120:36:16

Ha! I hope.

0:36:160:36:18

'I'd never seen Nina so unglued.

0:36:180:36:21

'I wasn't used to being the calm one.

0:36:210:36:24

'I didn't know what the doctor was about to tell us,

0:36:240:36:27

'but nothing, absolutely nothing, could've prepared me

0:36:270:36:29

'for what I was about to hear.'

0:36:290:36:31

DOOR OPENS

0:36:310:36:33

< Nina.

0:36:350:36:37

George.

0:36:370:36:39

Well, we ran a panel on Nina's blood.

0:36:430:36:46

Nina, whatever it is, I just want you to know

0:36:460:36:49

I'm here for you and you can count on me.

0:36:490:36:51

OK. We're gonna get through this together. OK?

0:36:510:36:55

So, tell us... what is it?

0:36:550:36:57

We can handle it.

0:36:570:36:59

What's wrong with her?

0:36:590:37:01

Nothing.

0:37:010:37:03

Nothing that won't go away in nine months.

0:37:070:37:09

Kids, you're gonna have a baby.

0:37:090:37:12

Excuse me?

0:37:210:37:23

Nina's pregnant.

0:37:230:37:24

Oh, my God!

0:37:240:37:25

Pregnant?

0:37:250:37:27

And who, may I ask, is the father?!

0:37:290:37:32

George!

0:37:320:37:34

Don't "George" me, you two-timing Mata Hari.

0:37:340:37:36

I swear, we haven't done it in six weeks.

0:37:360:37:38

I haven't just felt myself lately.

0:37:380:37:40

But...pregnant?

0:37:400:37:41

How could this happen, Nina Dickerson?

0:37:410:37:42

Why are you calling me by my maiden name, you big jerk?

0:37:420:37:45

And what do you mean we haven't done it in six weeks?

0:37:450:37:47

(What about that little escapade in the kitchen?

0:37:470:37:48

(Oh, please. That was a stupid nothing.)

0:37:480:37:50

I mean, that was a moment of pure insanity.

0:37:500:37:52

Would you like to know how many moments of pure insanity

0:37:520:37:54

I've delivered over the last 20 years?

0:37:540:37:56

Phil, look at me.

0:37:570:37:58

I'm about to be a grandfather.

0:37:580:38:00

Things like this do not happen

0:38:000:38:02

to men my age.

0:38:020:38:03

Come on. Picasso had children

0:38:030:38:05

well into his 70s.

0:38:050:38:06

Oh, well, you know, Picasso!

0:38:060:38:07

I mean, Picasso! The one guy in history

0:38:070:38:10

who had kids into his 70s.

0:38:100:38:11

But, you know, he's an artist.

0:38:110:38:12

He can do anything he wants.

0:38:120:38:14

I'm just, you know, I'm just a regular Joe.

0:38:140:38:16

Regular Joes don't have babies at my age!

0:38:160:38:19

I was...I was just adjusting to being a grandfather.

0:38:190:38:22

Preg...!

0:38:220:38:23

Oh! Oh, my God!

0:38:250:38:27

Here you go, Mr Banks.

0:38:290:38:30

George?

0:38:300:38:31

Wait a minute. Here. Let me help.

0:38:310:38:33

You OK?

0:38:330:38:34

Oh, see? You got your sea legs back. Yeah?

0:38:340:38:36

I'm sorry about that.

0:38:360:38:37

Just the shock.

0:38:370:38:39

Anyway, thank you. Uh-huh. Bye-bye.

0:38:390:38:41

I know, honey. Me, too.

0:38:410:38:43

I...just...

0:38:430:38:44

God, I can't believe it.

0:38:440:38:46

Huh? Yikes!

0:38:460:38:47

Well, you don't think he could be, like,

0:38:470:38:49

wrong or something, do you?

0:38:490:38:51

I don't think he used a home pregnancy test, George.

0:38:510:38:53

No.

0:38:530:38:55

Honey, this is definitely, like...

0:38:550:38:57

I'm...this is happening, George.

0:38:570:38:58

I know it's a lot to deal with,

0:38:580:39:00

but we'll just...

0:39:000:39:01

we'll just let it sink in, all right?

0:39:010:39:02

Good idea.

0:39:020:39:04

OK. Mom's the word, huh?

0:39:040:39:06

'Did she say "mom's the word"?

0:39:060:39:08

'Oh, man.

0:39:080:39:09

'This was a life curve I was not ready for.

0:39:090:39:11

' "Grandmother has baby."

0:39:110:39:12

'It was like a National Enquirer headline.

0:39:120:39:15

'One would have thought nothing on earth

0:39:150:39:16

'could have topped this moment.'

0:39:160:39:18

ELEVATOR BELL RINGS

0:39:180:39:19

Wrong again.

0:39:190:39:20

It's the musk oil smell that scared me.

0:39:200:39:23

Oh, well.

0:39:230:39:24

Oh, my God! The Banks.

0:39:240:39:25

And my favourite father of the bride.

0:39:250:39:28

Hi. How are you?

0:39:280:39:30

Hello.

0:39:300:39:31

You look wonderful.

0:39:310:39:32

Mr Banks, how are you, sir?

0:39:320:39:34

Imagine running into you here, of all places.

0:39:340:39:38

This our home away from home.

0:39:380:39:39

But I am always fixing.

0:39:390:39:41

A nip, a tuck, a little suction.

0:39:410:39:44

Then I look in the mirror,

0:39:440:39:45

and I say, "Hello, looking sad."

0:39:450:39:47

So I come down here and valet park,

0:39:470:39:48

and bango - Cher Bono. Shh.

0:39:480:39:50

So, how with you?

0:39:500:39:52

Nothing is wrong, I hope. Your health is good?

0:39:520:39:53

Oh, yeah. We-we're good.

0:39:530:39:55

It's great. We're perfect.

0:39:550:39:56

We're healthy, and, er... nothing to report.

0:39:560:39:57

Nothing at all. >

0:39:570:39:59

Mrs Banks.

0:39:590:40:00

You forgot your prenatal vitamins

0:40:000:40:02

and all your pamphlets on becoming a mommy again.

0:40:020:40:06

And the ultrasound photo -

0:40:060:40:07

your baby's first picture.

0:40:070:40:10

Baby's first picture? Don't...

0:40:100:40:12

don't tell me you are pregnant?

0:40:120:40:14

Yeah, I am.

0:40:140:40:16

I know. < Oh, my God!

0:40:160:40:18

I just found out.

0:40:180:40:19

That's too much.

0:40:190:40:20

Mother of the bride and a mommy?

0:40:200:40:22

Get out of town!

0:40:220:40:24

Oh, mazel tov, Mrs Banks!

0:40:240:40:25

And guess what? What?

0:40:250:40:27

Annie's pregnant, too.

0:40:270:40:28

Oh, no! I didn't hear that.

0:40:280:40:31

Mother and daughter are pregnant together?

0:40:310:40:34

Oh!

0:40:340:40:35

That is fabulous. I love that. That's chic.

0:40:350:40:38

I think I'm gonna faint.

0:40:380:40:40

He did.

0:40:400:40:42

This is fabulous.

0:40:420:40:43

You must let me do the baby shower.

0:40:430:40:45

Howard, hand me the book. Quickly.

0:40:450:40:48

Quickly, boy.

0:40:480:40:49

No, no, Franck. Not this time.

0:40:490:40:50

No more parties. No way. N-O.

0:40:500:40:51

Ah. You never want to have fun, George,

0:40:510:40:53

and you never change.

0:40:530:40:55

# Every party has a pooper

0:40:550:40:56

# That's why we invited you

0:40:560:40:58

# Party pooper

0:40:580:40:59

# Party pooper

0:40:590:41:01

# Every party has a pooper

0:41:010:41:02

# That's why we invited you

0:41:020:41:03

# George Banks That's you. #

0:41:030:41:05

'It was on the second chorus

0:41:050:41:06

'of Every Party Has A Pooper

0:41:060:41:08

'that I got woozy again.

0:41:080:41:10

'Next thing I knew, we were driving through town.

0:41:100:41:12

'Nina was glowing.

0:41:130:41:15

'She looked so peaceful.'

0:41:160:41:18

NINA SIGHS

0:41:180:41:19

# Grab your coat

0:41:190:41:20

# And get your hat

0:41:200:41:24

# Leave your worries on the doorstep...

0:41:240:41:27

BOY: You can't catch me!

0:41:270:41:29

Whoa! Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa! Wait!

0:41:290:41:32

# ..To the sunny side of the street

0:41:320:41:37

# Can you hear the pitter-pat?

0:41:370:41:40

# Yeah, that happy tune... #

0:41:400:41:42

George?

0:41:420:41:44

Nina?

0:41:440:41:45

Honey, I need to know

0:41:450:41:47

how you feel about all this.

0:41:470:41:48

BOY: Dad, I wanted a hot dog!

0:41:480:41:51

MAN: They don't have any hot...

0:41:510:41:52

They don't have hot dogs!

0:41:520:41:54

Now don't...! CHILD SCREAMS Josh! No!

0:41:540:41:57

No! No!

0:41:570:41:59

I feel super about it.

0:41:590:42:00

I'm totally up for it.

0:42:000:42:02

You are?

0:42:020:42:03

Definitely.

0:42:030:42:05

Oh.

0:42:050:42:07

So, what do YOU think?

0:42:170:42:18

Do you think we have the stamina to have a baby?

0:42:180:42:20

What do you mean, honey? For the actual pregnancy?

0:42:200:42:21

Well, I know I have the stamina for that part.

0:42:210:42:23

Oh, well, that's a relief.

0:42:230:42:24

I'm talking about the rest of it,

0:42:240:42:25

like, the next 18 years part.

0:42:250:42:27

But, George, for weeks you've been telling me how young you are.

0:42:270:42:29

And you've been telling me how old we are.

0:42:290:42:31

Well, obviously not too old, honey.

0:42:310:42:32

Nina, let's be honest. Just because a man wears sneakers,

0:42:320:42:35

it doesn't make him a teenager.

0:42:350:42:36

I was completely kidding myself.

0:42:360:42:37

When I was working out at the gym, there were 60-year-olds more buff than me.

0:42:370:42:40

Oh, so we're too old for this. Is that what you're trying to tell me?

0:42:400:42:42

No. It's just that I was beginning to feel

0:42:420:42:43

like we were approaching the big parenting finishing line.

0:42:430:42:46

Now to be all the way back at the starting gate?

0:42:460:42:47

Not to mention we will be, like,

0:42:470:42:49

the oldest parents ever at the starting gate.

0:42:490:42:51

I mean, let's face it.

0:42:510:42:52

Between us, we are almost 100 years old.

0:42:520:42:54

But don't get me wrong - I'm into it.

0:42:540:42:56

3am feedings and diapers

0:42:560:42:58

and car seats and Mr Rogers and vomiting...

0:42:580:43:01

Hi.

0:43:020:43:03

Hi.

0:43:030:43:05

Hi, sweetie!

0:43:050:43:06

Hi.

0:43:060:43:07

Hi, guys. Hi. Hi.

0:43:070:43:10

Everything go OK? Oh... oh...

0:43:100:43:14

SHE GIGGLES

0:43:140:43:15

So what's going on? What did the doctor say?

0:43:150:43:17

Is that, er, TV still on the blink?

0:43:170:43:18

Because I have time now. I can...

0:43:180:43:19

Dad. > OK.

0:43:190:43:21

Well...

0:43:210:43:23

Mom, you can tell me. I'm a big girl.

0:43:230:43:25

Well, honey, as it turns out, my...my blood tests are fine.

0:43:250:43:29

Good!

0:43:290:43:30

Yeah. And I'm not even going through menopause.

0:43:300:43:31

I thought you were too young for that.

0:43:310:43:34

So what is it?

0:43:340:43:35

Did he find anything?

0:43:350:43:37

Well, actually, he did, didn't he?

0:43:370:43:38

He did find a little something.

0:43:380:43:40

He did? What?

0:43:400:43:42

Believe it or not, your father and I... SHE LAUGHS

0:43:420:43:47

..we're going to have a baby.

0:43:470:43:49

We're pregnant.

0:43:490:43:51

You guys!

0:43:510:43:53

That is so unfunny.

0:43:530:43:55

I mean, can you imagine if that were true?!

0:43:550:43:58

I mean, you couldn't be. >

0:43:580:44:00

You're serious. You're really pregnant?

0:44:050:44:08

I'm due September 4th, Labor Bay.

0:44:080:44:10

Perfect timing, huh?

0:44:100:44:11

Labor... You know, we should go now.

0:44:110:44:13

Mom, you're pregnant?!

0:44:130:44:14

Well, honey...it's not something we planned.

0:44:140:44:17

Sometimes, these things, they just happen.

0:44:170:44:19

GEORGE: Who knew?

0:44:190:44:20

You know, it was a rainy afternoon, and, er...

0:44:200:44:23

your mom and I were all alone in the house.

0:44:230:44:26

Then, er, one thing leads to another,

0:44:260:44:28

and the next thing you know...hey.

0:44:280:44:31

Daddy!

0:44:310:44:33

'At that moment,

0:44:330:44:34

'I wanted to crawl under the sofa and die.'

0:44:340:44:36

You old son of a gun!

0:44:360:44:38

' "Son of a gun"? I wish I had a gun.

0:44:380:44:41

'If it wasn't for this kid coming into our lives,

0:44:410:44:43

'none of this would ever have happened.'

0:44:430:44:44

ANNIE: Gee, I don't know what to say.

0:44:440:44:45

NINA: that's OK.

0:44:450:44:46

I just never thought we'd both be pregnant at the same time.

0:44:460:44:49

I'm not crying because I'm sad, really, because I'm not.

0:44:490:44:52

No. What's...? I gotta get a Kleenex!

0:44:520:44:54

Annie? Oh.

0:44:540:44:56

Annie, don't...don't cry...

0:44:560:44:57

(She's been kind of emotional lately.)

0:44:570:44:59

ANNIE: So...our kids will be, what,

0:44:590:45:01

not brother and sister - that's wrong.

0:45:010:45:04

No, no, no, no. Their kid will be your brother or sister

0:45:040:45:07

and our kid's... cousin?

0:45:070:45:08

No. Your kid's uncle or aunt.

0:45:080:45:10

< Yeah, but our kid will probably be more comfortable

0:45:100:45:12

calling us grandma and grandpa, just like your kid.

0:45:120:45:14

You know, at least in front of his friends.

0:45:140:45:15

You know, because, let's face it,

0:45:150:45:17

we're gonna be in our 50s when he's in preschool.

0:45:170:45:19

In our 60s when he graduates college.

0:45:190:45:22

But, you know, it'll be great to see another kid in cap and gown.

0:45:220:45:25

You know, if we can still see by then.

0:45:250:45:27

Now, at least, going to the movies,

0:45:270:45:29

that'll be economical.

0:45:290:45:30

"One child, two seniors. Thanks."

0:45:300:45:33

The kid's gonna love spending his adolescence in a retirement home.

0:45:330:45:36

At least he won't have to worry about us hearing him come in late.

0:45:360:45:39

That's right, honey, because we won't be able to hear, right?

0:45:390:45:41

Exactly. NINA LAUGHS

0:45:410:45:44

You're so hilarious, George.

0:45:440:45:46

You're so hilarious. You're so sensitive.

0:45:460:45:47

And I really appreciate you asking me how I feel about all this,

0:45:470:45:50

especially since... I'm the one who's going to be having the baby!

0:45:500:45:54

You're right.

0:45:560:45:57

How DO you feel about it?

0:45:590:46:01

I know how old I am, George.

0:46:010:46:03

I've already been the mother of the bride.

0:46:030:46:06

But here I am, at the age I am, and I'm pregnant!

0:46:060:46:10

And, you know, I don't think that qualifies me

0:46:100:46:11

for the Guinness Book Of Records, George!

0:46:110:46:13

So in answer to your question...

0:46:130:46:16

I'm...very...happy.

0:46:160:46:19

I'm happy, and I'm feeling nervous,

0:46:190:46:22

and I'm...just...

0:46:220:46:23

very much...alone!

0:46:230:46:26

Well, anyway, goodbye, sweetie.

0:46:260:46:29

I've gotta go.

0:46:290:46:30

Yeah.

0:46:300:46:31

And thank you so much, Bryan.

0:46:310:46:32

Thank you. Thank you.

0:46:320:46:34

And do me a favour - don't follow me, Banks!

0:46:410:46:44

No!

0:46:440:46:46

'I went after her, but it didn't do much good.

0:46:530:46:56

'I called her, but she refused to pick up the phone.

0:46:560:47:00

'Calling me Banks was never a good sign.

0:47:000:47:03

'Fortunately, my daughter was kind enough

0:47:040:47:07

'to put her old man up for the night.

0:47:070:47:08

'But I couldn't sleep.

0:47:200:47:21

'I was worried I wouldn't have what it takes.

0:47:210:47:25

'That I wouldn't be the same for the next one.'

0:47:250:47:28

SMALL CHILD TALKS

0:47:410:47:44

OK, gimme a kiss.

0:47:440:47:45

Gimme a kiss. Mmm!

0:47:450:47:47

Good boy. I love you.

0:47:470:47:48

Bye, Daddy. I love you.

0:47:510:47:52

Go up and see Mom.

0:47:520:47:55

I love you, Daddy.

0:47:590:48:01

HORN HONKS

0:48:120:48:14

Sorry. Maple Drive is closed.

0:48:140:48:16

You'll have to use the detour.

0:48:160:48:18

My house!

0:48:310:48:32

Bye-bye, house. Ha-ha!

0:48:320:48:35

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

0:48:410:48:43

Hey! Stop!

0:48:430:48:45

Stop! Stop that ball!

0:48:450:48:46

Stop it! Stop that!

0:48:460:48:48

Hey! Stop!

0:48:480:48:49

Stop! Stop!

0:48:490:48:51

Stop! Stop! Stop!

0:48:510:48:53

Stop!

0:48:530:48:54

Stop! Stop! Stop!

0:48:540:48:57

Hold, please!

0:48:570:48:59

Just hold on!

0:48:590:49:00

Just hold on! >

0:49:000:49:01

< Hang on, guys.

0:49:010:49:03

You have a problem, George?

0:49:030:49:04

Mr Habib, you didn't tell me you were gonna tear down the house.

0:49:040:49:06

You didn't ask.

0:49:060:49:09

Well, I didn't ask because it just never entered my mind.

0:49:090:49:12

But since you obviously don't want the house, I have the perfect solution.

0:49:120:49:14

Sell the house back to me!

0:49:140:49:16

I still have your cheque here in my wallet. I never even cashed it.

0:49:160:49:18

I don't think so, George.

0:49:180:49:20

See, I demolish house, build two in its place.

0:49:200:49:23

This is a great piece of land.

0:49:230:49:25

Mr Habib, this is not...

0:49:250:49:27

a piece of land.

0:49:270:49:29

This...is my home.

0:49:290:49:32

And I'm gonna be a father again,

0:49:320:49:33

and I don't wanna bring my baby home from the hospital

0:49:330:49:36

to a condo on the beach!

0:49:360:49:37

I want to drive down that street!

0:49:370:49:40

And I want to pull into this driveway.

0:49:410:49:45

And I want to honk my horn.

0:49:450:49:46

And I want to... Habib... HE SPEAKS ARABIC

0:49:460:49:47

Yes, yes. OK, I know.

0:49:470:49:49

Mr Habib, please...

0:49:520:49:54

you see this pathway?

0:49:540:49:56

I laid these bricks with my own two hands.

0:49:560:50:01

I planted this grass.

0:50:010:50:04

I-I built this fence.

0:50:040:50:08

I broke that window with a frisbee!

0:50:090:50:13

I painted these shutters.

0:50:170:50:19

Don't bulldoze my memories, man.

0:50:200:50:23

I'm begging you.

0:50:230:50:25

Sell me back my home.

0:50:250:50:27

Oy...

0:50:310:50:33

for how much?

0:50:330:50:35

You want to make a profit on something you owned for one day?

0:50:350:50:37

Yes.

0:50:370:50:39

Fine. Will 5,000 do the trick?

0:50:400:50:45

George...

0:50:490:50:50

just another day ago I turned down profit

0:50:500:50:52

of 50,000 on one.

0:50:520:50:55

Now, you want to double that?

0:50:550:50:58

I consider selling back.

0:50:580:51:00

You want me to take out a loan on something I owned free and clear

0:51:000:51:02

just 24 hours ago?!

0:51:020:51:03

Well, that is up to you, George.

0:51:030:51:06

Your path, your fence.

0:51:060:51:07

Your...memories.

0:51:070:51:10

You don't know what you're asking, sir.

0:51:100:51:12

I am the cheapest man alive.

0:51:120:51:14

Then move aside, George, cos I'm going to level the place.

0:51:140:51:17

We go to work!

0:51:170:51:19

Come! Come! Go! Go!

0:51:190:51:21

Commence to start!

0:51:240:51:25

FOREMAN: Commence to start!

0:51:250:51:27

ENGINE REVS

0:51:270:51:29

All right!

0:51:500:51:51

Stop! Stop!

0:51:510:51:53

You win! One...

0:51:560:51:58

hundred...

0:51:580:51:59

thousand...

0:51:590:52:00

dollars. HABIB: Ho-ho!

0:52:000:52:02

Very close shave, George.

0:52:020:52:04

Yes, make out this to the Habib Group.

0:52:040:52:06

Habib Group? Inc.

0:52:060:52:09

Inc. Very good.

0:52:090:52:10

Welcome home, George.

0:52:110:52:13

It feels good to be back.

0:52:130:52:14

Well, I'm happy I could help.

0:52:140:52:16

Mr Habib, just one last question.

0:52:160:52:18

Would you mind getting your wrecking ball off my lawn?

0:52:180:52:22

Oh, sure. Anything you say, George.

0:52:220:52:24

You're the boss.

0:52:240:52:26

Jeffe! Hamir!

0:52:260:52:27

We go! Move out!

0:52:270:52:29

That's right! I'm the boss!

0:52:290:52:31

So all you guys, get a move on!

0:52:310:52:33

Get that dump truck outta here!

0:52:330:52:34

And quit standing on my shutters!

0:52:340:52:36

And all of you guys, just pack up your stuff!

0:52:360:52:38

And hit the road!

0:52:380:52:40

And don't...trample... the pansies!

0:52:400:52:43

Ha-ha-ha!

0:52:430:52:44

I love this place! Ha-ha!

0:52:470:52:50

I love this place!

0:52:530:52:55

I'm home!

0:52:590:53:01

'The first thing I did was apologise to Nina.'

0:53:100:53:13

That is not funny, George.

0:53:130:53:15

I'm not gonna listen to...

0:53:150:53:16

'Then I told her I bought the new baby a present.'

0:53:160:53:20

Oh! 'That did it.'

0:53:200:53:22

'24 hours later... we moved back home.'

0:53:220:53:24

George!

0:53:240:53:25

'Before we knew it...

0:53:250:53:28

'it was spring.

0:53:280:53:30

'Everything was in full bloom.

0:53:300:53:32

'Including the women in my life.'

0:53:320:53:35

Hello?

0:53:350:53:37

Oh, hi, honey.

0:53:370:53:38

The baby's been kicking...

0:53:380:53:39

'Annie and Nina were in their second trimesters.

0:53:390:53:41

'There was no denying it now.

0:53:410:53:43

'The stork was not only on his way,

0:53:430:53:46

'he was circling the neighbourhood.

0:53:460:53:48

'Still trying to redeem myself,

0:53:500:53:52

'I did the unthinkable.

0:53:520:53:55

'I hired Franck to surprise the girls with a double baby shower.'

0:53:550:53:59

It's a baby shower!

0:54:000:54:02

Oh!

0:54:020:54:04

Ooh! Ooh!

0:54:040:54:05

'It was picture-perfect.

0:54:080:54:10

'Topped off by two surprise guests

0:54:100:54:12

'flown in for the occasion all the way from Vienna.'

0:54:120:54:15

It's a stork!

0:54:180:54:19

Oh, my God!

0:54:190:54:21

'After the shower,

0:54:220:54:24

'Nina was showing a few of her friends the new baby's room,

0:54:240:54:26

'and Franck started giving decorating tips.'

0:54:260:54:28

This is what I suggest.

0:54:280:54:30

Firstly, if it were me, you know,

0:54:300:54:32

what I would do is I would push these windows out

0:54:320:54:34

and let sweet San Marino light fill in.

0:54:340:54:37

'Therefore, the third trimester in the Banks family

0:54:390:54:41

'began with a remodel of what we now affectionately call the baby's suite.

0:54:410:54:45

'I'll admit we got a little carried away,

0:54:480:54:50

'and it wasn't even all Franck's fault,

0:54:500:54:52

'although, God knows, I tried to blame him.'

0:54:520:54:54

Hey! Hey!

0:54:540:54:56

'Nina and Annie were doing great,

0:54:560:54:57

'right on schedule

0:54:570:54:59

'and weighing in at 128 and 132 pounds respectively.'

0:54:590:55:02

Ho! Ooh!

0:55:020:55:04

'We had everything you'd expect when you're expecting -

0:55:050:55:07

'leg cramps, backaches, and cravings.

0:55:070:55:10

'And the women were worse.'

0:55:100:55:12

CAR DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

0:55:160:55:19

'What we didn't expect, one sleepy night,

0:55:190:55:20

'was an unexpected visitor.'

0:55:200:55:22

Oh, hi, Dad.

0:55:280:55:30

You OK?

0:55:300:55:31

I'm fine.

0:55:320:55:33

Bryan and I got in a fight.

0:55:350:55:36

I got angry and got in my car

0:55:360:55:39

and didn't know where to go. Did I wake Mom?

0:55:390:55:42

No, no, no. She's asleep.

0:55:420:55:45

So, if you wanna, you know...

0:55:540:55:56

Yeah, sure. I can talk about it.

0:55:560:55:58

It's not, you know... It's fine.

0:55:580:55:59

If you don't wanna, it's OK, cos I can just make up the sofa.

0:55:590:56:01

No. It's OK. Thanks.

0:56:010:56:04

Pretzel?

0:56:070:56:08

No, thanks.

0:56:080:56:10

All right. Here's what happened.

0:56:150:56:18

When I was leaving work today,

0:56:180:56:19

my boss calls me in,

0:56:190:56:20

tells me what a great job I'm doing,

0:56:200:56:22

and says I have as much promise

0:56:220:56:23

as anyone she's hired since she's been at the firm.

0:56:230:56:25

Then she said the great part.

0:56:250:56:27

She said that she's been asked to select one person from my level

0:56:270:56:29

to be part of a design team

0:56:290:56:31

that's going to design the new Boston Museum of Contemporary Art,

0:56:310:56:34

and she picked me.

0:56:340:56:35

That's fantastic.

0:56:350:56:36

I know. I was completely thrilled.

0:56:360:56:38

Plus to live in Boston. I love Boston.

0:56:380:56:41

Oh, you have to, er...

0:56:410:56:42

move to Boston. Yeah.

0:56:420:56:43

I need to be there right after the baby's born,

0:56:430:56:45

by October.

0:56:450:56:46

A-ha.

0:56:460:56:48

I knew when they hired me that this was a possibility one day,

0:56:480:56:50

and Bryan knew it, too, but now, well...

0:56:500:56:52

I rush home to tell him the news,

0:56:520:56:54

and as soon as I say the word Boston,

0:56:540:56:55

his face drops.

0:56:550:56:56

I mean, this is the kind of opportunity everybody dreams about,

0:56:560:56:59

and we're talking Massachusetts here, not Mars.

0:56:590:57:01

So Bryan doesn't want to go?

0:57:030:57:05

Well, he said that he understood

0:57:070:57:09

that career-wise it was great for me,

0:57:090:57:11

but with the baby coming,

0:57:110:57:12

-he figured

-I

-wouldn't want to go.

0:57:120:57:14

Which is... Ridiculous.

0:57:140:57:17

It's like under that mellow '90s,

0:57:170:57:19

Gap-ad exterior of his beats the heart

0:57:190:57:21

of a 1950s husband that just expects me

0:57:210:57:23

to take a backseat to his career.

0:57:230:57:26

You said that to him?

0:57:260:57:27

Of course.

0:57:270:57:29

To which he said I was nuts...

0:57:290:57:31

and that all he meant was that with us having a new baby,

0:57:310:57:34

it just seemed like a crazy time

0:57:340:57:35

to move to sub-zero weather

0:57:350:57:36

and a city full of strangers,

0:57:360:57:38

and that I should think of you guys and of his parents,

0:57:380:57:41

and of how moving so far away would be so hard on everyone.

0:57:410:57:43

Anyway, I knew if anybody would understand how I felt,

0:57:450:57:48

it would be you.

0:57:480:57:49

You were the one that always told me to go for my dreams,

0:57:490:57:51

never to settle.

0:57:510:57:53

Dad, tell me, am I being unreasonable to want to go?

0:57:530:57:56

Because if you think I am, I won't go.

0:57:560:57:58

I won't.

0:57:580:58:00

Ann, you have to go.

0:58:060:58:07

This is not the Dark Ages.

0:58:070:58:09

We'll still see each other all the time.

0:58:090:58:11

You'll just be an aeroplane ride away.

0:58:110:58:12

That's exactly what I said.

0:58:120:58:14

And wasn't Bryan the one who said you were a gifted architect

0:58:140:58:16

and would move anywhere you got a job?

0:58:160:58:18

Yes.

0:58:180:58:19

And wouldn't you move for him

0:58:190:58:20

if he was the one being offered the promotion? In a minute.

0:58:200:58:22

CAR ENGINE

0:58:220:58:24

Oh, gosh. That must be him.

0:58:240:58:26

Hi.

0:58:370:58:39

Hi.

0:58:390:58:40

Hi, Dad.

0:58:420:58:43

Uh...Annie, I realise that...that...

0:58:460:58:50

Did you tell your dad?

0:58:500:58:52

Sorry, George.

0:58:540:58:55

I didn't mean to be so lame.

0:58:550:58:57

Hey, you guys go ahead. It's not up to me.

0:58:570:58:59

OK. Annie, I realised, after you left,

0:58:590:59:02

that if the same thing happened to me,

0:59:020:59:04

you'd come with me any time, anywhere.

0:59:040:59:06

ANNIE: I would.

0:59:060:59:08

So I'm going to do the same for you.

0:59:080:59:09

Oh, honey, I am so sorry.

0:59:120:59:13

ANNIE: I just don't want you to ever resent me for this.

0:59:170:59:20

BRYAN: Hey. I can work out of Boston

0:59:200:59:21

just as easily as I can work out of LA

0:59:210:59:23

and I don't want you to ever resent me, ever.

0:59:230:59:26

OK. So, then, we're going.

0:59:330:59:35

OK.

0:59:350:59:37

ANNIE: The baby has the hiccups.

0:59:380:59:41

- You feel that? - Yes!

0:59:410:59:43

(Boston.)

0:59:430:59:45

'As I watched the kids pull out of the driveway,

0:59:550:59:57

'I got an all-too-familiar pain in my gut.

0:59:570:59:59

'The one I always got when I did something for one of the kids

0:59:591:00:01

'the fell under the heading of "I did it for their own good".

1:00:011:00:05

'And then I thought about baby number three...

1:00:071:00:09

'and 25 more years of moments like this,

1:00:091:00:12

'and suddenly I was tired.'

1:00:121:00:17

I'll be able to do it again.

1:00:331:00:36

I'm sure I can.

1:00:361:00:38

All right, if it swishes,

1:00:431:00:45

it's no problem - Father of the Year.

1:00:451:00:48

Not swishes, just goes in!

1:00:531:00:55

Well!

1:00:551:00:56

'Well, we made it to July.

1:01:041:01:06

'The Farmer's Almanac said it was the hottest month

1:01:081:01:10

'LA had seen in over half a century.

1:01:101:01:12

'Nina was four weeks from her due date,

1:01:121:01:15

'and Annie was two days past hers.

1:01:151:01:17

'Franck and his crew were working around the clock

1:01:171:01:20

'to have the baby's room ready by D-Day.

1:01:201:01:22

'Life was hectic,

1:01:221:01:24

'especially once Annie moved in.

1:01:241:01:26

'Bryan was called to an emergency meeting in Japan,

1:01:261:01:28

'and since Annie's doctor assured us

1:01:281:01:30

'that the baby was at least another week away,

1:01:301:01:32

'Bryan took the red-eye to Tokyo

1:01:321:01:33

'and left Annie in our care.

1:01:331:01:36

'So there I was,

1:01:361:01:37

'living with two extremely pregnant women

1:01:371:01:39

'during the worst heat wave of the century.

1:01:391:01:42

'Annie and Nina dealt with the heat

1:01:421:01:44

'by adding extra air conditioners to the house,

1:01:441:01:46

'turning our home into the only igloo in San Marino.'

1:01:461:01:49

How we doin', girls?

1:01:491:01:50

Dad, would you mind adjusting the pillow behind my back?

1:01:501:01:52

Sure, sure. George.

1:01:521:01:54

George.

1:01:541:01:55

Prop that pillow up under my foot, would you, please?

1:01:551:01:58

Here we go. Lemonade? Thank you, yes.

1:01:581:02:00

Oh, and, George,

1:02:001:02:01

would you please scratch my left ankle?

1:02:011:02:04

'My mission was to keep them calm and comfortable.

1:02:041:02:06

'I tied their shoes, massaged their backs,

1:02:061:02:08

'painted their toenails,

1:02:081:02:10

'and went to every imaginable takeout restaurant in the city.'

1:02:101:02:12

BEEPING

1:02:121:02:13

Oh! Oh! Gotta go get dinner.

1:02:131:02:15

Matty, hold down the fort while I'm gone!

1:02:151:02:17

MATTY: OK, Dad. George.

1:02:171:02:19

Turn the air conditioning up on your way out.

1:02:191:02:21

It's stifling in here.

1:02:211:02:22

Oh, boy.

1:02:221:02:24

Uh, now, you all have my beeper number just in case.

1:02:281:02:31

BOTH: Shut the door!

1:02:331:02:35

DOOR SLAMS

1:02:351:02:37

Here we go. Here we go. Dinnertime.

1:02:371:02:39

Dinnertime. All right.

1:02:391:02:40

Thai noodles with chicken, white meat only.

1:02:401:02:42

That's me. Oh, yeah. Annie.

1:02:421:02:44

And let's see. Uh...

1:02:441:02:46

taco grande, extra rice, no beans.

1:02:461:02:48

Ooh. Mmm.

1:02:481:02:49

All right, lox, bagels, and cream cheese.

1:02:491:02:52

Thanks, Dad.

1:02:521:02:54

All right, now where's Dad's?

1:02:541:02:57

Where's Dad's?

1:02:571:02:58

'As the days rolled by,

1:02:581:03:00

'and nothing happened, the tension mounted.

1:03:001:03:04

'I found myself watching Annie

1:03:041:03:05

'was if she were a time bomb.'

1:03:051:03:07

Ouch!

1:03:071:03:08

ALL: What? Ouch!

1:03:081:03:10

O-U-C-H.

1:03:101:03:11

Oh!

1:03:111:03:13

Honey... Oh!

1:03:131:03:15

That's 20 points.

1:03:151:03:17

'Every night we laid out our clothes

1:03:171:03:19

'so we could grab them in a hurry.

1:03:191:03:20

'We were like firefighters

1:03:201:03:21

'ready to jump at the first alarm.'

1:03:211:03:24

Oh! Ahh!

1:03:281:03:31

I'm hot!

1:03:311:03:33

Goodnight. Goodnight.

1:03:331:03:36

Ohh...

1:03:421:03:44

It's about that time.

1:03:491:03:51

George.

1:03:511:03:52

All right! Everybody stay calm!

1:03:521:03:53

OK. OK.

1:03:531:03:55

Now, I've mapped out the various routes to the hospital.

1:03:551:03:57

We can, er... What time is it?

1:03:571:04:00

It's, er... all right. It's 11.36.

1:04:001:04:01

11.36? All right. So that would be...

1:04:011:04:03

11.36...plan F... Uh, route B.

1:04:031:04:08

We can be there in 17 minutes.

1:04:081:04:10

Annie, don't worry, we've got everything under control.

1:04:101:04:12

What is this? What am I wearing?

1:04:131:04:15

My blouse.

1:04:171:04:19

Oh, honey. What happened?

1:04:271:04:29

Sorry. False alarm.

1:04:291:04:30

ALL: Aw! - Aw, sweetie, don't worry about it.

1:04:301:04:32

That's OK. Sorry.

1:04:321:04:34

That's not unusual. That can happen.

1:04:341:04:36

We'll be back before you know it.

1:04:361:04:37

'We got home just as the sun came up.

1:04:381:04:40

'The girls fell right to sleep...

1:04:401:04:43

'as I headed off to work.'

1:04:431:04:47

Hello. It's fabulous day.

1:04:481:04:50

Hello, George.

1:04:501:04:52

Hi.

1:04:521:04:53

'And oddly enough,

1:04:531:04:55

'knowing Franck was at the house made me feel better.

1:04:551:04:57

'Although I have no idea what he did there all day.'

1:04:571:05:00

# Do the baby workout

1:05:001:05:02

# Make the baby gleeful... #

1:05:021:05:05

Ooh, that's good. That's good.

1:05:051:05:07

# Little tin soldier

1:05:071:05:09

# Happy tin soldier... #

1:05:091:05:11

Right. And now with an attitude.

1:05:111:05:13

Hello.

1:05:131:05:15

Who are you?

1:05:151:05:16

Keep away.

1:05:161:05:19

I don't like what you say.

1:05:191:05:21

Now, leg up...

1:05:211:05:22

Uh-oh. Mom! Dad!

1:05:471:05:49

I'll get it. What flavour?

1:05:491:05:51

No flavour. This is it.

1:05:511:05:52

Good, I didn't even get undressed this time.

1:05:521:05:55

Where's my chart?

1:05:551:05:58

George, don't forget the suitcase.

1:06:021:06:03

I won't!

1:06:031:06:05

Dad, keys!

1:06:071:06:09

You'd think I could tell the difference

1:06:191:06:20

between labour pains and indigestion.

1:06:201:06:22

Yeah.

1:06:221:06:23

I'm really sorry, Mom. Really.

1:06:231:06:26

Mom?

1:06:261:06:28

NINA: I understand, honey.

1:06:281:06:29

You know, I think... Oh, boy!

1:06:291:06:30

I think I just got to...

1:06:301:06:31

I'm gonna lie down here... just for a sec!

1:06:311:06:33

Ohh! Oh, me, too.

1:06:331:06:35

I'm gonna go catch a few winks before I...

1:06:361:06:39

Oh.

1:06:421:06:44

Dad, where have you been? I'm late for camp.

1:06:451:06:47

Camp. Camp.

1:06:471:06:49

Come on.

1:06:491:06:50

'At this point, I hadn't slept in 48 hours.'

1:06:501:06:53

NINA: Have a good day at work, George.

1:06:531:06:56

Yeah, Dad. Goodnight.

1:06:561:06:58

Hello, someone is home.

1:07:311:07:33

We've got a surprise for you, George.

1:07:331:07:35

I'm sorry I can't stay, George, but I...

1:07:351:07:38

Ah-choo! Whoops.

1:07:381:07:39

I caught a cold from your house.

1:07:391:07:42

Come on, George, hurry up, kavika.

1:07:421:07:44

I'm too tired to kavika.

1:07:441:07:47

OK, George, this is it.

1:07:471:07:48

The baby's suite is finished.

1:07:481:07:49

Think of it, buddy, after today I'm out of your hair.

1:07:491:07:52

Did we come in on budget? Close enough, George, close enough.

1:07:521:07:55

Now, close those eyes. Oh, Franck...

1:07:551:07:56

Oh, don't, "Oh, Franck," me.

1:07:561:07:58

You never want to have any fun.

1:07:581:07:59

Close those eyes. All right.

1:07:591:08:01

Drumroll, if you please. HE IMITATES DRUMROLL

1:08:011:08:03

OK, open up.

1:08:061:08:08

Welcome to Babyland.

1:08:231:08:26

It's beautiful.

1:08:271:08:29

Thank you, sir.

1:08:291:08:30

I mean it. It's perfect.

1:08:301:08:33

Oh, well, coming from you, George Banks,

1:08:331:08:35

that...that means a lot.

1:08:351:08:38

A lot.

1:08:381:08:40

HE SNIFFS A whole lot!

1:08:401:08:43

And here's the bill.

1:08:461:08:47

J-Just... don't go nuts, George.

1:08:471:08:49

Just try to remember what you feel right at this minute, OK?

1:08:491:08:53

In fact, do me a favour.

1:08:531:08:54

Maybe you open it after I leave. That would be...

1:08:541:08:57

NINA: George!

1:09:061:09:08

He's up here, and he loves it!

1:09:081:09:10

NINA: Oh. Well, good.

1:09:101:09:12

Honey, dinner's ready.

1:09:121:09:13

She cooked?

1:09:131:09:14

She wanted to give you a break.

1:09:141:09:16

She's been cooking up a storm

1:09:161:09:17

all day in that freezing kitchen.

1:09:171:09:19

GEORGE GROANS

1:09:191:09:20

What's the matter, George? You look a little pooped.

1:09:201:09:22

Oh, I haven't slept in three days.

1:09:221:09:24

You know, I try to sleep at work, but I keep thinking

1:09:241:09:26

any minute one of them's gonna go into labour, and I just end up...

1:09:261:09:28

Totally viled.

1:09:281:09:30

Trust me, I know the feeling.

1:09:301:09:31

And do you know how I spell relief?

1:09:311:09:33

V-A-T-S-N-I-K.

1:09:331:09:35

V-A-T-S-N-I-K?

1:09:351:09:37

Vatsnik.

1:09:371:09:38

The best sleeping pill in the whole wide world.

1:09:381:09:40

I swear by them.

1:09:401:09:41

Oh, no, no, no. I don't take sleeping pills.

1:09:411:09:44

Oh, George, you need your rest.

1:09:441:09:45

You do.

1:09:451:09:46

What if they need you, and you're walking into walls?

1:09:461:09:49

Believe me, I never take pills myself, nowadays,

1:09:491:09:51

but sometimes I need to rest.

1:09:511:09:53

So I take half a Vatsnik, and I wake up a new man...

1:09:531:09:56

refreshed and replenished and roaring to go.

1:09:561:09:59

Just... You know what? Keep them. They're very mild.

1:09:591:10:01

Mild? Oh, yeah, you... you'll thank me. You'll see.

1:10:011:10:04

NINA: George! Franck! Dinner!

1:10:041:10:06

On our way! Kavika!

1:10:061:10:09

I'm so happy that you like the room, George.

1:10:101:10:13

Sit next to me at dinner, OK?

1:10:131:10:16

Hi, Dad.

1:10:331:10:34

Hey, Matty, how was camp? Good.

1:10:341:10:36

Anne, how you feeling?

1:10:361:10:38

Great. Really energised.

1:10:381:10:39

Bryan's coming home tomorrow.

1:10:391:10:40

Don't think we'll see any action tonight?

1:10:401:10:42

Don't think so, Dad.

1:10:421:10:44

Hey, honey, how are you feeling?

1:10:441:10:45

Good. Fine. I went to the doctor today. And?

1:10:451:10:48

And...right on schedule... three weeks.

1:10:481:10:51

Hmm. Here goes.

1:10:511:10:54

Dad, what are you taking?

1:10:581:10:59

Well, Dad hasn't been sleeping so well lately,

1:10:591:11:01

so I thought I'd take a couple of very mild sleeping pills.

1:11:011:11:04

Hmm.

1:11:051:11:06

SLURRING: Please pass the rolls.

1:11:071:11:09

Thanks.

1:11:101:11:11

Dad?

1:11:131:11:14

ANNE: Look at dad.

1:11:141:11:15

What's he doing? What's wrong?

1:11:151:11:17

George? George?! I never saw anything like it.

1:11:171:11:19

He said, "Pass the rolls."

1:11:191:11:21

By the time I passed them,

1:11:211:11:22

he was gone.

1:11:221:11:23

Ahh! George! George, what happened?

1:11:231:11:25

Oh, my God. George!

1:11:251:11:27

MATTY: He's not dead, Mom. He just took two sleeping pills.

1:11:271:11:30

He took them both?

1:11:301:11:31

You gave him sleeping pills?!

1:11:311:11:32

Well, he said he could not sleep,

1:11:321:11:33

but two Vatsnik, it's like,

1:11:331:11:35

goodbye, George, see you next Thursday.

1:11:351:11:37

I didn't think he would take them both.

1:11:371:11:38

Franck, look at him!

1:11:381:11:39

Well, the truth is... I take half a Vatsnik and I'm a goner.

1:11:391:11:42

He took them both at once?

1:11:421:11:44

IMITATING FRANCK: Looked that way to me.

1:11:441:11:45

At least he'll sleep, you know?

1:11:451:11:47

Matthew, help me get him into the lobby. Can I help in some way?

1:11:471:11:49

No, no, no. Me and Matt can do it.

1:11:491:11:50

On three we lift, Matthew. One, two...and we go!

1:11:501:11:54

George? Ohh! Oh!

1:11:541:11:56

OK. Wow.

1:11:561:11:57

FRANCK: Drop that boy on me.

1:11:571:11:59

Am I moving?

1:11:591:12:00

NINA: Um, yes, you're moving. Oh, that's good.

1:12:001:12:02

Oh, dear. Oh-ohh.

1:12:021:12:04

Oh, God!

1:12:041:12:05

I am getting shorter. Oh, no. Second strength.

1:12:051:12:08

Up. OK. Ahh. Ohh. Ahh.

1:12:081:12:12

Franck? Yeah?

1:12:121:12:13

Is he breathing? Yes, breathing...and drooling.

1:12:131:12:15

Oh, honey? Ohh.

1:12:151:12:17

Ahh. There you go!

1:12:171:12:19

- Mom? - Well, what are Vatsnik anyway?

1:12:191:12:22

I've never heard of it. Are they prescription?

1:12:221:12:23

Not yet. They're from my country.

1:12:231:12:24

They're not exactly legal, but trust me,

1:12:241:12:27

there are no funny side effects.

1:12:271:12:28

I've been taking them for years.

1:12:281:12:30

Ah!

1:12:301:12:31

He's gonna be fine. Don't you worry. >

1:12:311:12:34

Um...Mom?

1:12:341:12:35

Well, if he's fine, why are you taking his pulse?

1:12:351:12:37

Mom!

1:12:371:12:38

Pulse excellent. See? He's fine.

1:12:381:12:40

He'll just sleep like a little lamb.

1:12:401:12:41

- OK... - Nina!

1:12:411:12:43

What?

1:12:431:12:45

Mom, this is it. I'm not kidding this time.

1:12:451:12:48

Are you sure? Yes, I'm gonna have this baby tonight.

1:12:481:12:51

All right, Franck... Franck, we need you to drive us to the hospital.

1:12:511:12:53

I'm too big to get behind the wheel.

1:12:531:12:55

FRANCK BABBLES IN HIS OWN LANGUAGE

1:12:551:12:58

Franck! Franck! Franck, we need you.

1:12:581:13:00

Could you drive us to the hospital, Franck?

1:13:001:13:02

Hmm? Huh? Of course.

1:13:021:13:04

The hospital. I'll drive you there.

1:13:041:13:07

I'll take the suitcase. I'll be there in a moment. >

1:13:071:13:09

Ladies, not to worry. We have no problem.

1:13:091:13:13

Good. Then hurry. MATTY: Mom, can I drive? No.

1:13:131:13:15

George! Wake up!

1:13:151:13:18

Please, wake up!

1:13:181:13:19

You're gonna be a grandfather now.

1:13:191:13:21

Oh, George, don't do this!

1:13:211:13:22

I am not a husband. I am not a father.

1:13:221:13:24

I am not the 911 man. Come on.

1:13:241:13:26

Rise and shine, big white-haired man.

1:13:261:13:29

All right. Ohh! Here we go.

1:13:291:13:31

HORN HONKS

1:13:311:13:33

We're on our way.

1:13:331:13:35

That's... Oh, my aching back.

1:13:351:13:37

Right. Left.

1:13:371:13:38

Right...left...

1:13:381:13:41

left...right.

1:13:411:13:43

HE GROANS

1:13:431:13:44

Oh! HORN BLARES

1:13:471:13:49

Oh, no! Oh, George!

1:13:491:13:50

We are almost there!

1:13:501:13:52

And we... OK.

1:13:521:13:55

And...running start!

1:13:551:13:56

On the Acheson, Topeka...

1:13:581:14:00

Moving! Moving, George.

1:14:001:14:04

Gee, I'd change this room...

1:14:071:14:08

This is not the time to think about that! HORN BLARES

1:14:081:14:10

Let's get the head...

1:14:101:14:12

Easy now!

1:14:131:14:15

We're on our way!

1:14:151:14:17

Look who's up.

1:14:191:14:20

He wouldn't miss it for the world.

1:14:201:14:23

MATTY: Franck! Wrong way!

1:14:281:14:29

TYRES SQUEAL

1:14:291:14:31

NINA: Right turn here, right!

1:14:341:14:35

FRANCK: Ohh!

1:14:351:14:37

How's the maternity department doing?

1:14:391:14:41

I'm hanging in there. Just hurry, please.

1:14:411:14:43

Oh.

1:14:431:14:46

Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Oh! Oh!

1:14:461:14:47

George! Get a hold of yourself.

1:14:471:14:49

NINA: Make a left here! Where?

1:14:491:14:51

ALL: Left here! Oh, right.

1:14:511:14:53

ALL: Whoa!

1:14:541:14:55

FRANCK: Aah!

1:14:551:14:57

Aah! Oh!

1:14:571:14:59

Hey, man...what's with that face, huh?

1:15:081:15:10

Is that supposed to be ME?

1:15:101:15:13

THEY LAUGH

1:15:131:15:15

Hey, you got a problem, loser?

1:15:181:15:21

We have no problem with nobody,

1:15:211:15:23

so leave us alone!

1:15:231:15:24

Leaf chew alone(?)

1:15:241:15:26

What are you, a tree?

1:15:261:15:30

Yes, I am. That's very funny. Ha-ha-ha.

1:15:301:15:32

You're obviously a comedian. Very good.

1:15:321:15:34

Just nobody look at them.

1:15:341:15:36

Hey, that's a nice accent, man.

1:15:361:15:38

What planet are you from, huh?

1:15:381:15:40

What planet?!

1:15:401:15:42

The planet of not wanting to die

1:15:421:15:44

by a drive-by shooting!

1:15:441:15:45

Lock your doors!

1:15:451:15:47

Kavika! Kavika!

1:15:471:15:48

Hey, where you going?

1:15:501:15:52

Are you all right? Just breathe in and out.

1:15:571:16:00

Yeah. Breathe slowly.

1:16:001:16:02

FRANCK GASPS

1:16:021:16:03

Yes, thank you.

1:16:031:16:05

I'm just not used to all this harrambugs.

1:16:051:16:07

She was talking to my sister.

1:16:071:16:10

Oh.

1:16:101:16:11

Look who's walking all by himself.

1:16:191:16:22

Oh, George. George, honey, it's really happening.

1:16:241:16:26

This is it. Now, Franck... Ja!

1:16:261:16:28

I'm gonna go upstairs with Annie to meet her doctor.

1:16:281:16:29

So, you and Matty can get George some coffee,

1:16:291:16:32

and then I'll meet you in the waiting room.

1:16:321:16:33

All right? Of course. No trouble.

1:16:331:16:35

Chair for the prostate exam. Mr Lemmish?

1:16:351:16:38

He'll be out in a sec. He's in the John.

1:16:381:16:40

PHONE RINGS Oakhurst Emergency.

1:16:401:16:42

Slow down. Slow down.

1:16:421:16:44

Ohh...Mr Lemmish.

1:16:441:16:47

You all ready?

1:16:471:16:48

Oh, yeah. Oh...

1:16:481:16:50

FRANCK: We've got a pregnant lady here.

1:16:501:16:52

Can we get a move on? Kavika?

1:16:521:16:53

Got it covered. You doin' OK?

1:16:531:16:55

Yeah, I think so. The contractions are about five minutes apart.

1:16:551:16:57

OK, hold on, this chariot's gonna make it.

1:16:571:16:59

You gonna need a chair, too?

1:16:591:17:01

No, no. I'm fine. Annie? See ya.

1:17:011:17:03

Definitely.

1:17:031:17:04

OK, you're gonna be just fine.

1:17:041:17:07

Ohh!

1:17:091:17:10

Matthew, where your father go?

1:17:101:17:11

I don't know. He was just here.

1:17:111:17:13

Come on in.

1:17:201:17:21

Are you ready?

1:17:211:17:23

GEORGE: Excuse me!

1:17:271:17:29

Do I know you?!

1:17:291:17:32

MONITOR BEEPS

1:17:321:17:34

NINA: Come on, Annie, come on.

1:17:341:17:36

Keep breathing. It's almost over.

1:17:361:17:39

Almost...

1:17:391:17:41

OK, the worst is over.

1:17:411:17:43

Almost gone, honey.

1:17:431:17:46

You did it.

1:17:461:17:48

Real good, Anne. Thanks.

1:17:501:17:53

Look who's back from the dead.

1:17:531:17:56

Oh. Dad, you're up.

1:17:571:17:59

Matthew and I are going to go to the cafeteria

1:17:591:18:02

for some Coca-Colas. So, you just...

1:18:021:18:05

How you doin'?

1:18:071:18:09

OK. So far, so good.

1:18:091:18:11

We called Bryan, and he checked out of his hotel,

1:18:111:18:13

but nobody knows where he is.

1:18:131:18:14

And Dr Brooks...

1:18:141:18:15

Wait a minute.

1:18:151:18:17

Hang on.

1:18:191:18:20

Dr Brooks' kid broke her arm at camp,

1:18:201:18:22

so he had to fly to Maine this morning.

1:18:221:18:24

Dr Brooks is in Maine?

1:18:241:18:25

Yeah.

1:18:251:18:27

Hi, Annie. I'm Dr Eisenberg.

1:18:271:18:30

Let's see how you doin' here, OK?

1:18:301:18:33

I'll be filling in for Dr Brooks today.

1:18:331:18:35

And you're Annie's...

1:18:351:18:37

Oh. Parents.

1:18:371:18:39

You're a...you're...you're...

1:18:391:18:40

you're gonna, er, actually...?

1:18:401:18:41

Yes, I am.

1:18:411:18:42

Annie, actually, everything looks real good here.

1:18:421:18:44

So I'm just gonna check now

1:18:441:18:45

to see what kind of progress you're making, OK?

1:18:451:18:47

OK.

1:18:471:18:48

We'll wait outside.

1:18:481:18:50

Nina, this is no good. We've got to get another doctor.

1:18:501:18:53

She looks younger than Annie. Do you have any change?

1:18:531:18:55

No, George. And anyway,

1:18:551:18:56

Dr Brooks says she's absolutely fantastic.

1:18:561:18:58

Nina, this is our daughter we're talking about.

1:18:581:19:00

What if something goes wrong?

1:19:001:19:01

I mean, how much experience could she have six months out of medical school?

1:19:011:19:03

Did you see the name on her tag? Megan. Yes, but...

1:19:031:19:05

No real doctor is named Megan.

1:19:051:19:07

I mean, how many babies could she have delivered, two?

1:19:071:19:09

Actually...341.

1:19:091:19:12

Not counting the two I delivered this morning.

1:19:121:19:14

You can come back in now.

1:19:141:19:16

Well, thank you.

1:19:161:19:17

Annie's doing great.

1:19:171:19:19

Now, the contractions are still irregular,

1:19:191:19:21

but they're getting kind of intense.

1:19:211:19:22

So it could take just a few more hours.

1:19:221:19:25

So, just, um...

1:19:251:19:26

just remind her now to relax between contractions, OK?

1:19:261:19:29

You're going somewhere? Oh, just down the hall, Mr Banks.

1:19:291:19:31

Oh, hey! You're wearing Sidekicks.

1:19:311:19:33

Oh, don't you love 'em? They're all I wear.

1:19:331:19:34

Yeah, me, too. Yeah, well, they're the best.

1:19:341:19:36

So, when's your baby due, Mrs Banks?

1:19:361:19:39

Uh... Are you OK?

1:19:411:19:42

Oh, no. I feel fine. It's just, er...

1:19:421:19:45

I have this funny pain. It's kind of sharp. Mm-hmm.

1:19:451:19:47

You're almost 40 weeks?

1:19:471:19:48

Mm-hm. Uh...uh-oh.

1:19:481:19:51

There's another one.

1:19:511:19:52

OK, let's go across the hall, see what's going on.

1:19:521:19:54

Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no. I'm perfectly fine. Really.

1:19:541:19:57

I'd feel much better, really, if you let me take a look,

1:19:571:19:58

and Mr Banks can stay with Annie.

1:19:581:20:00

Oh. ..I'll be right back. OK? Don't worry.

1:20:001:20:03

Honey, fine. You OK?

1:20:031:20:05

Mm-hmm.

1:20:051:20:06

Doctor seems pretty together.

1:20:081:20:10

She's young.

1:20:101:20:11

Well, so what? So are you.

1:20:111:20:13

Doesn't mean you couldn't design a skyscraper.

1:20:131:20:15

SHE GASPS

1:20:151:20:16

All right. All right.

1:20:161:20:17

Just tell me when it's over, will you?

1:20:171:20:19

OK, you're doing great. Just breathe in.

1:20:191:20:21

All right, now breathe out.

1:20:211:20:22

Breathe out.

1:20:221:20:23

I can't.

1:20:231:20:25

OK, worst is over.

1:20:251:20:27

You sure? Absolutely.

1:20:271:20:29

Coming down. Way down. It's almost over.

1:20:291:20:32

Down to nothing.

1:20:321:20:34

OK.

1:20:341:20:35

OK. I'm OK.

1:20:351:20:38

That was short but horrible.

1:20:381:20:40

Annie, can I steal your dad for a second?

1:20:401:20:43

Yeah.

1:20:431:20:44

< You hangin' in there?

1:20:441:20:45

Mm-hmm.

1:20:451:20:47

Save my seat.

1:20:531:20:54

I will. Hurry.

1:20:541:20:56

Mr Banks, your wife is in labour.

1:21:021:21:04

Very funny. Where is she?

1:21:041:21:06

She's putting on a gown and getting hooked up to a foetal monitor.

1:21:061:21:08

No, no, no, no, my daughter's in labour.

1:21:081:21:10

My son-in-law is not here, and my wife is the solid one...

1:21:101:21:15

Are you sure? We have a lot of false alarms in our family.

1:21:151:21:17

Her cervix has already dilated five centimetres.

1:21:171:21:19

Now the way she's going, YOUR baby could be born before your grandchild.

1:21:191:21:23

Now, I'm OK. I can handle this.

1:21:231:21:24

Can you?

1:21:241:21:25

OK. Why don't you go congratulate Mrs Banks,

1:21:251:21:28

and I'll check on Annie.

1:21:281:21:30

You know, it's pretty cool, actually.

1:21:301:21:31

If they both deliver before midnight,

1:21:311:21:33

they'll have the same birthday.

1:21:331:21:35

Dr Eisenberg...

1:21:351:21:37

these women... are my life.

1:21:371:21:41

I know.

1:21:411:21:43

NINA BREATHES DEEPLY

1:21:491:21:51

Nice timing, I know.

1:21:521:21:54

How's Anne?

1:21:541:21:56

Well, she's doin' good. How about you?

1:21:561:21:58

Oh, George, I haven't packed my bag.

1:21:581:22:00

We haven't even practised that Lamaze stuff yet.

1:22:001:22:03

It's just...

1:22:031:22:05

Oh! Oh!

1:22:051:22:08

You're having a contraction.

1:22:081:22:09

Yeah, I know.

1:22:091:22:10

Yeow!

1:22:101:22:13

Are you OK? Ooh.

1:22:131:22:15

Just promise me... promise me you'll stay with Annie, George.

1:22:171:22:20

She needs you. You know I will.

1:22:201:22:22

OK.

1:22:221:22:23

Nina. What?

1:22:231:22:26

We're gonna have a baby tonight.

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I know.

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Isn't it just amazing?

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And we haven't even locked in on any names yet.

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Ah. OK. Now... I was thinking...

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Megan if it's a girl and Franck if it's a boy.

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Nnn... Franck Banks.

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It's got kind of a continental ring, don't you think?

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Can't you see him walking around the house with his little...Ascot?

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George, go check on Annie.

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Tell her I'm fine, all right? Oh, boy.

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These contractions are really coming fast, honey.

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But go, go. I'm fine. And, oh!

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Check on Matty, honey.

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And George? George...

1:23:041:23:07

I don't know what I was gonna say.

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FRANCK: OK, hang in there a little more...

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That one was a bitch, huh?

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Yeah.

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Hey, how you doin'?

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Hi. OK?

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Yes, that's fine, thanks. Dad, how's Mom?

1:23:341:23:35

Well, er, she's... You're not gonna believe this.

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She's not in labour?!

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She is, actually.

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Oh, my God!

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This is some night.

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- More ice. BOTH: I'll get it.

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No, no, no, I'll get it. You just...you stay there.

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Dad, you should... Ah, hold on.

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I got you. I got you.

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Go to Mom. I'll be fine.

1:23:521:23:54

The ice man arrives.

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There we go. More ice.

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Really, Dad, I can handle this now. You stay with Mom.

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Well, she did say she wanted some ice.

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I could take this to her and be back in two seconds.

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How about I find the doctor and get an update here, OK?

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Be right back. You just...you just...

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Don't worry. I'm not going anywhere.

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Oh, ho-ho. This is very good.

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OK.

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Franck. I need you, buddy.

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I'm here, buddy. Anything, what?

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Well, I need you to help me. Can you hang in here with me?

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Of course. I will hang in until I hear those babies cry.

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I don't know what I'm doing exactly,

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but I'll keep doing that. You know that.

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Well, I thought you could stay with Annie... Good.

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Then I could check on Nina. Fine.

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Then maybe we could switch. Ja. George...

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we're bonding here, aren't we?

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I think we are, Franck.

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Someone's buzzing me awful bad in here.

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Go on. Don't worry. I'm on the case.

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Oh, George... George...

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I think I'm almost there.

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NURSE: Yeah, Dad, don't go too far. We may need you.

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ANNE: Dad!

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Dad!

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We're moving her into delivery.

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OK...I'm ready. Let's do it.

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Dad.

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Baby.

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Doctor!

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BEEPING

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What's going on?

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What's wrong?

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Nina, your contractions are really close together,

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and the baby's just not handling it as well as we'd like.

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< The baby's heart rate has dropped.

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Now, we're gonna watch it carefully,

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and if it doesn't go back up in a couple of minutes,

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I want to do a C-section and get the baby out.

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Oh, George...

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Mr Banks, I'm concerned your wife's

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going to need to be delivered in the next few minutes,

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and obviously I can't be in two places at once. Right.

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Everything's going beautifully with Annie.

1:25:411:25:43

Her labour's progressing very well.

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I'd like to turn her over to the chief resident.

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I have complete confidence in him.

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I just feel that it's more important

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that I stay with your wife.

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Is that OK with you?

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Yeah, fine. If the baby's heart rate doesn't go up,

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how long does it take to...? Once I get her in the operating room,

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I can have the baby out in 60 seconds if I have to.

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We're still OK. We're in labour in room number 4.

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OK. Get Dr Wagner, OK?

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Right.

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Dad!

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Is Mom OK? She's fine. Don't worry.

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OK. Hi, Annie. I'm Dr Wagner.

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Hi. Hold on, we're almost there.

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Ohh! Bryan!

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Ohh. BRYAN: Annie!

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Ohh. Oh, God.

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I hope he's the husband.

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He is.

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How did you know we were here?

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Well, I got to your folks' house,

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and I saw the tray of uneaten lasagnes.

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I'm so glad I made it.

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Me, too.

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DR WAGNER: Slow down, kids. This is our stop.

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Dad, I...

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Just go. Go.

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OK.

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MONITOR BEEPS

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I don't see enough of an improvement, Nina.

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Let's get you delivered.

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Pat, we're on our way.

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OK.

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Nina.

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Oh, George.

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- What if she doesn't get the baby out in time? - She will.

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Excuse me.

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Hey, you know what I was thinking about? What?

1:27:271:27:30

I was thinking about our first date.

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Oh, yeah.

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The one you showed up an hour late for.

1:27:321:27:35

Oh...

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actually, I wasn't an hour late.

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Yes, you were, George.

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You showed up as I was pulling away from the restaurant.

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Well...that's not exactly what happened.

1:27:411:27:44

Actually, I got there on time.

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I told you this.

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Never. I didn't? >

1:27:471:27:49

Remember you told me I'd know you because...

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you'd be wearing that red turtleneck?

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Oh, George...

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And I just... stood in the window,

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and I watched you walk to that booth in the back.

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And you were so incredibly beautiful,

1:28:051:28:08

I was afraid to go in, and I...

1:28:081:28:11

and I just stood there... Excuse me. >

1:28:111:28:13

..watching you sip your water

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and talk to the waiter,

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and I just fell in love with you.

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George...

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When you left,

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I watched you get in your VW Bug,

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and I saw your hair blowing out the side of the window,

1:28:291:28:33

and then you started to drive off,

1:28:331:28:35

and I just got afraid I'd never see you again.

1:28:351:28:37

That's when I almost ran you over.

1:28:371:28:40

Thanks for telling me this, George.

1:28:431:28:46

Thanks for marrying me, Nina.

1:28:461:28:49

NURSE: We're ready.

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BABY CRIES

1:29:361:29:39

Dad, it's a boy. We have a son.

1:29:501:29:52

How's Annie?

1:29:561:29:57

Perfect. She's just perfect.

1:29:571:29:59

He's so cute. Seven pounds, nine ounces.

1:29:591:30:02

How's Nina?

1:30:021:30:04

I'm, er, still waiting.

1:30:041:30:06

Yeah? Well, I guess I better get back.

1:30:061:30:08

Go. OK.

1:30:081:30:10

It's wonderful.

1:30:111:30:13

Give Annie a kiss for me.

1:30:131:30:14

I will.

1:30:141:30:15

I'm a grandfather.

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DOOR OPENS

1:30:251:30:26

Mr Banks?

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I have someone that I'd like you to meet.

1:30:341:30:37

It's a girl.

1:30:441:30:46

I love girls. How's Nina?

1:30:461:30:50

She's excellent. She did beautifully.

1:30:501:30:53

Am I nuts, or is this the most beautiful baby ever born?

1:31:001:31:03

She's perfect.

1:31:031:31:06

< Oh...

1:31:071:31:08

would you tell Nina she has a grandson?

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I will.

1:31:121:31:14

Congratulations.

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And...

1:31:151:31:17

thanks.

1:31:171:31:19

My pleasure.

1:31:191:31:22

Hey...hey.

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My beauty. Mine.

1:31:281:31:33

BABY LAUGHS

1:31:341:31:36

Dad.

1:31:371:31:39

You gotta see him.

1:31:391:31:40

Annie says he looks just like you.

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Oh, that's yours.

1:31:461:31:48

She's a daughter.

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Oh, she's beautiful. Hi.

1:31:501:31:52

'It was at that moment,

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'with my daughter in one arm and my grandson in the other,

1:32:111:32:14

'that I realised life isn't gonna get much better than this.'

1:32:141:32:19

Oh...where are they?

1:32:221:32:24

Dad. Mom.

1:32:241:32:26

There they are.

1:32:261:32:28

Congratulations. ..Congratulations.

1:32:301:32:33

'Before we knew it,

1:32:381:32:40

'two months had passed.

1:32:401:32:42

'And it was time to say goodbye.'

1:32:421:32:44

That's it.

1:32:541:32:55

Mom. Oh, honey.

1:32:571:33:01

I love you and Dad.

1:33:011:33:03

Write, OK? I'll try.

1:33:031:33:05

Let me hug George goodbye, OK?

1:33:051:33:07

Can I? Yeah. Hi...

1:33:071:33:09

hi...hiya, George.

1:33:091:33:11

Can I hold him?

1:33:111:33:13

Yeah, sure.

1:33:131:33:14

All right, honey.

1:33:141:33:15

Be careful.

1:33:151:33:17

ALL: Two hands!

1:33:171:33:19

Yes. Good.

1:33:211:33:23

Well...

1:33:261:33:27

Well, goodbye. Take care.

1:33:271:33:29

Bye.

1:33:291:33:30

I'll call you. OK.

1:33:301:33:33

I'll see you, George.

1:33:341:33:35

We'll call you.

1:33:361:33:37

Bye, Megan.

1:33:411:33:42

Call me, OK?

1:33:421:33:44

I may be your nephew's mother,

1:33:441:33:46

but I'm still your big sister.

1:33:461:33:47

Here. I got her a going away present.

1:33:531:33:55

Hey, OK.

1:33:551:33:57

Thanks.

1:34:031:34:04

You'd better get going

1:34:051:34:06

if you're gonna get to Phoenix before dark.

1:34:061:34:08

Yeah, we'd better.

1:34:081:34:10

OK, well, remember,

1:34:101:34:11

if you're ever up for a 3am feeding,

1:34:111:34:15

it'll be six in Boston.

1:34:151:34:16

So, you know, don't hesitate...

1:34:161:34:18

BABY CRIES Oh...

1:34:181:34:20

Let me take him. ..Oh, you're sleepy.

1:34:231:34:25

Hey, wait a minute.

1:34:251:34:26

I haven't had the chance

1:34:261:34:28

to kiss my grandson goodbye yet.

1:34:281:34:29

Hey, buddy.

1:34:291:34:31

I gotcha.

1:34:341:34:35

I gotcha.

1:34:351:34:36

Wear our name well, George.

1:34:361:34:38

Don't let the other kids tease you.

1:34:381:34:40

It's a good solid name.

1:34:401:34:41

His last name's not Zinkman, is it?

1:34:411:34:43

No. Oh, good.

1:34:431:34:45

Oh!

1:34:451:34:47

Oh, he got me. Uhh! Got me.

1:34:471:34:48

Do it again.

1:34:481:34:50

Yeah, do it again. Come on. Oh!

1:34:501:34:51

You got me.

1:34:511:34:52

Oh! Oh!

1:34:521:34:54

Hey, I got you.

1:34:561:34:57

I gotcha.

1:34:571:34:59

Well, I guess we gotta go.

1:35:081:35:10

Goodbye.

1:35:141:35:15

BRYAN: I'll take George.

1:35:151:35:18

There we go.

1:35:181:35:19

Bye, Matty. Be good.

1:35:191:35:21

Bye.

1:35:211:35:22

Bye, Mom. Bye.

1:35:221:35:24

Don't forget to buckle your seat belt. OK, Dad.

1:35:281:35:30

You, too, Bryan. I will, Dad. >

1:35:301:35:32

So we'll talk to you tonight?

1:35:321:35:33

And it's hard to see out the rear view,

1:35:331:35:35

so go slow and let people pass you.

1:35:351:35:37

We will, Dad.

1:35:371:35:38

ENGINE STARTS OK.

1:35:381:35:40

ANNIE: Bye.

1:35:401:35:41

Bye. Bye!

1:35:421:35:44

Take care.

1:35:441:35:46

Bye.

1:35:541:35:55

Bye.

1:35:551:35:56

HORN HONKS

1:35:581:35:59

NINA: OK.

1:36:121:36:14

MATTY: OK what?

1:36:141:36:15

OK, let's finish your science project.

1:36:151:36:18

It's not due till Thursday.

1:36:181:36:19

Let's get a jump on it then, huh?

1:36:191:36:21

NINA CHUCKLES

1:36:211:36:23

I don't look too old to be your father, do I?

1:37:001:37:05

Hey, you're already laughing at me.

1:37:051:37:06

What took you so long?

1:37:061:37:07

Hey... bet you can't do this.

1:37:071:37:11

I can teach you that.

1:37:121:37:13

I can teach you all kinds of tricks -

1:37:131:37:16

how to pass behind your back.

1:37:161:37:18

How to sink it shooting backwards.

1:37:181:37:20

I taught your big sister. I can teach you.

1:37:201:37:22

Megan, you want to see the court?

1:37:221:37:23

I don't think you've seen it yet.

1:37:231:37:25

We got lights and everything.

1:37:251:37:26

We can play at night, one on one -

1:37:261:37:28

just you and me.

1:37:281:37:30

# Grab your coat and get your hat

1:37:321:37:36

# Leave your worries on the doorstep

1:37:361:37:41

# And just direct your feet

1:37:411:37:44

# To the sunny side of the street

1:37:441:37:49

# Can't you hear the pitter-pat?

1:37:491:37:53

# Yeah, that happy tune is your step

1:37:531:37:57

# Life can be so sweet

1:37:571:38:01

# On the sunny side of the street

1:38:011:38:05

# I used to walk in the shade

1:38:051:38:09

# With my blues on parade

1:38:091:38:14

# But now I'm not afraid

1:38:141:38:18

# Cos this rover's

1:38:181:38:20

# Crossed over

1:38:201:38:22

# If I never had a cent

1:38:221:38:26

# I'd be rich as that Trump fella

1:38:261:38:31

# There'd be gold dust at my feet

1:38:311:38:35

# On the sunny side

1:38:351:38:37

# On the sunny side of the street. #

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