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THIS FILM CONTAINS SOME STRONG LANGUAGE. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:08 | |
THUNDERCLAP | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
I hate television. Gives me headaches. | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
There's so many magnetic waves travelling in the airspace | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
because of television. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
-We're losing 10 times as many brain cells as we're supposed to. -Please! | 0:00:23 | 0:00:30 | |
The cow says blank, three letters. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
Dude. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
Dude. I dunno. Magnetic waves, brain cells. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:39 | |
I don't understand the connection between all that stuff. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
You know what else I heard? Magnetic waves shrink silicon molecules. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:48 | |
-BOTH: Aaaarrrrgh! -Oh, turn it off! -It's not working! | 0:00:49 | 0:00:53 | |
-It's backwards! -What do I do? -I don't know. -BOTH SCREAM | 0:00:53 | 0:00:58 | |
-That was scary. -I know something even scarier. -What? | 0:00:58 | 0:01:02 | |
-Have you heard about this video tape? -Where they do it on the boat, | 0:01:02 | 0:01:06 | |
the car and the bathtub? He's like, "I love you." | 0:01:06 | 0:01:10 | |
-She's like, "Where are we?" Did... -Not that tape! | 0:01:10 | 0:01:14 | |
The one with the scary images. After you watch it, | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
-the phone rings and this scary voice says you'll die in... -Seven days. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:22 | |
-I saw it with Josh last weekend. -You were with Josh last weekend? | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
Oh, yes, I was! | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
-Oh, you ho! -Ow! | 0:01:32 | 0:01:36 | |
You know it! | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
Argh! PHONE RINGS | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
SNAP! Oh! | 0:01:47 | 0:01:48 | |
-This is really weird. -Yeah. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
A big house, only one phone. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
Hello? | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
Hello. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
"I'm coming for you, my precious." | 0:02:11 | 0:02:15 | |
-Hi, Mom. -"Hi, precious. Having fun?" | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
Ask her which bathroom has the vibrating shower head. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
THUNDERCLAP, SIZZLING | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
Mom? Hello? | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
CREAKS | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
DING! GASPS | 0:02:47 | 0:02:48 | |
-SQUAWKS -Aargh! | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
THUNDERCLAP | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
Katie? | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
Katie. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
Katie? | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
Are you OK? | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
Are you OK? | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
Aaaaarrrrrrrgh!! | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
-Aaaarrrrrrgh!! -CLUNK! | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
-Aaaaarrrrgh!! -CLUNK! | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
God! | 0:04:14 | 0:04:15 | |
TRICKLING | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
-Aaarrrrgh! -TRICKLING STOPS | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
-TRICKLING CONTINUES -Aaaaaarrrrrgh! | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
TRICKLING STOPS | 0:04:24 | 0:04:25 | |
-Aargh! -TRICKLING STARTS | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
-TRICKLING STARTS AND STOPS -Aaargh! -Ow! | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
-Tom, did you hear... -Ssh! | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
-DOGS BARK -The dogs are acting strange. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:52 | |
Aaaarrrrrgh!! | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
Ooh! Ooh! | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
-Aaaarrgh! -Sue, what are you doing out here? We were worried sick. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:16 | |
What's wrong? | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
I wonder what they're trying to tell us? | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
"And now, Washington DC's leading morning news programme, | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
"the Morning News." | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
Good morning. For our top story we turn now to Cindy Campbell. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:48 | |
Thank you. There's a developing story in Middleburg at this hour. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:52 | |
A mysterious crop circle appeared in local farmer Tom Logan's cornfield. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:57 | |
An elaborate prank or extraterrestrial phenomenon? | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
We'll update you as soon as we have any further information. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:03 | |
Either way, something strange is happening in that small town. Ross? | 0:06:03 | 0:06:08 | |
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. Coming up. More news after this. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:13 | |
-Got a second? -Sure. -Look at this for that strip club expose. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:19 | |
I'd rather stick with the crop circle story. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
C'mon. Those things are just a hoax. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
I sense something about that corn field. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
Call it women's intuition, or ESP, or both, | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
-but I can tell when danger's near... Ow! -Ow! | 0:06:30 | 0:06:35 | |
-My eye! -Cindy, it's sweeps month. Ratings mean everything. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:39 | |
People want human interest stories, like the one you did yesterday. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:43 | |
On breast augmentation? It was just ten minutes of topless women. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:47 | |
I mean, come on! ALL: Wow! | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
Why are they so interesting? Oh, for God sake. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:54 | |
People don't care about this. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:55 | |
-They want hard-hitting stories and in-depth coverage and... -And twins! | 0:06:55 | 0:07:00 | |
LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
Think it was the Creezel boys who cut that stuff outta your corn? | 0:07:17 | 0:07:23 | |
My crops are gone. The bank's gonna foreclose if I can't pay the rent. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:28 | |
I got 60 days to come up with a dollar fifty. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:32 | |
-I'm sorry. The last thing you needed was... -BLOWS | 0:07:32 | 0:07:36 | |
..hardship in your life, especially after what happened to you... | 0:07:36 | 0:07:40 | |
-Sheriff, I don't need your sympathy. -I didn't mean to upset you, Father. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:45 | |
Please, I'm not a minister any more. I lost my faith that terrible night. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:51 | |
Your faith will return just as sure as the sun will rise. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:56 | |
Sounds like a long shot. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
There's always an explanation for this so-called phenomena. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:02 | |
Maybe you're right. It was probably just the Creezels. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:06 | |
When I get through with them, | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
you won't be seeing anything strange on this farm for a long time. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:14 | |
Are you all right, Tom? Get some rest. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
George? HE HUMS | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
George! CONTINUES HUMMING | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
I need you back here tomorrow night after you pick up Sue. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:36 | |
-That tractor needs fixing. -Can't help. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
-I gotta get ready for my show. -Not that hip-hop stuff again? | 0:08:38 | 0:08:43 | |
-Do something with your life. -I got a dream. -What is it? | 0:08:43 | 0:08:47 | |
-To have a dream. -All you've done is chased adolescent fantasies. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:51 | |
I wanna be an astronaut, a cowboy, gynaecologist to the stars, | 0:08:51 | 0:08:55 | |
-and now this hip-hop thing. -This hip-hop thing's gonna get me paid. | 0:08:55 | 0:09:01 | |
-I'll win that rap battle tomorrow night. -Rap battle? | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
-For God sakes! -You just hate me cos I'm black. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:08 | |
You don't have faith in me. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
You don't have faith in anything any more, | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
so why don't you worry about you and I'll worry... Aargh! Argh! | 0:09:13 | 0:09:17 | |
-Cody. -You're late again, Aunt Cindy. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:36 | |
-I'm sorry. I was stuck in traffic. -Cindy! -Brenda, hi. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:41 | |
Oh, it's great to see you. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
-Oh, it's been so long. -Too long. I've been working so hard. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:49 | |
I've had to spend more time at the station. The news keeps coming in. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:53 | |
-What was the assignment? -Draw your family and friends. -Oh. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:58 | |
-So, anyone new in your life? -I just haven't found the right guy. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:04 | |
-I'm looking for something more than just good sex. -You want commitment. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:08 | |
-No. I want great sex. -That's what I'm taking about. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:12 | |
You want a guy who's like, bam, bam, bam! You know what I'm saying? | 0:10:12 | 0:10:17 | |
Did I say stop drawing?! | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
Look, when I meet Mr Right I'll know. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
-Uncle George! -Hey, sweetie. Come here. How are ya? | 0:10:24 | 0:10:28 | |
Go get your stuff, OK? | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
I know you. You're Tom Logan's brother. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:36 | |
-And you're that reporter, Cindy Campbell. -Yeah. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
-You did the story on our cop cycles. -Crop circles. -Right. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:44 | |
-So, you're here to pick up your... -Nephew. Cody. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:49 | |
-You don't dress like a farmer. -My brother's the farmer, I'm the rapper. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:53 | |
-Hmph! -For real. Here's the 611 on that. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
-That's phone repair. You mean 411. -Right. So, | 0:10:56 | 0:11:00 | |
-I'll be doing the rap battle at the 23 Club tomorrow night. -Ohh! | 0:11:00 | 0:11:05 | |
-I don't believe this shit. -Word. You should come down. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:09 | |
I'll be rappin', I'll be cappin', I'll be tappin', I'll be flappin'. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:13 | |
I'll be happin...ning, ding, bing, wing. Yo. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
-Sounds good. -Would, could, should, hood. -Ugh! | 0:11:16 | 0:11:19 | |
-Good, moog, doog, boog. -If we say we'll come, will you shut up? -OK. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:25 | |
-Fresh. I'll see you guys tomorrow night. -OK. Bye. -Peace out. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:32 | |
Now who the fuck did that?! | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
What is it? Are you having one of your visions? | 0:11:42 | 0:11:46 | |
There's a girl with black hair. She wants to kill you. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:51 | |
-Your period starts in three, two, one. -Ow! What else? | 0:11:51 | 0:11:56 | |
-What else do you see? -I see a little boy and a grown woman but no father. | 0:11:56 | 0:12:02 | |
-Oh, Cody. -I see you kneeling in dog shit. -What? Euw! | 0:12:02 | 0:12:07 | |
Oh, for God sake. Don't you understand? | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
As long as we have each other, that's all we need. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:14 | |
I know things have been tough since your mom died. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:18 | |
I've been SO selfish. Always putting my career first. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
From now on, I'll be thinking about you... | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
Damn! TYRES SCREECH | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
Wait, Cindy! Wait! | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
Aaaarrrrgh!! | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
Honey, I'm gonna be leaving soon, so... | 0:12:44 | 0:12:48 | |
-Do you know who she is? -No. But sometimes she talks to me. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:06 | |
She's coming tonight. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
LOUD KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
-Oh, Father Muldoon. -Cindy. -I'm so grateful you could come. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
-Oh. -I've called all over for baby-sitters. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:28 | |
I don't mind filling in now and then. Where's little Cody? | 0:13:28 | 0:13:32 | |
DOOR SLAMS He must be in his room playing. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:37 | |
I left a number where I can be reached. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
Also, he has a rash on his behind. Make sure he takes a bath. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:45 | |
Thank you, Father. Good night. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
Cody. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
LOUD RAP MUSIC PLAYS | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
Hey, before we get on with the battles, | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
I know you'll wanna bust a cap in the air for your favourite rapper, | 0:14:08 | 0:14:13 | |
-but, please, hold onto your gunfire until the end of the show. -ALL BOO | 0:14:13 | 0:14:19 | |
Let's put the safety on. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
-It's on the left side of the gun above the trigger. -GUNSHOT | 0:14:21 | 0:14:26 | |
-Oops. -Would somebody get his ass outta here? DJ, spin this shit! | 0:14:26 | 0:14:32 | |
WILD CHEERING | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
-Whoa! My bad. -Mother... | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
Is something wrong? You look scared. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
All that stuff you were saying on TV, | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
I got a weird feelin' something bad is headin' my way, | 0:15:03 | 0:15:08 | |
like when you see an Asian person driving. After the show, | 0:15:08 | 0:15:12 | |
come back to my crib and hang out with me? I don't wanna be alone. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:16 | |
-Of course I will. -I love you. Pay my way, OK? | 0:15:16 | 0:15:21 | |
Yo, George. What's up? The man with the tightest rap on the streets. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:28 | |
It's good, baby. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
Finally, the white man's gonna school the black man on how to rap. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:35 | |
-Yeah. -Yeah, I guess. How many people here, you think? -I dunno. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:40 | |
100, 200, whitey-hatin', chrome-packing, ready to bust a cap | 0:15:40 | 0:15:44 | |
-in any white boy's ass who ain't bringin' that shit! -At least. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:48 | |
-What's wrong? -Ever wonder when it's time to stop livin' up here and | 0:15:48 | 0:15:53 | |
-start livin' down here? -Stop livin' over here and move over there. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:58 | |
-My aunt used to live over there, but she got evicted. -What for? | 0:15:58 | 0:16:02 | |
-Mice. -Didn't she have rats? -Outside. -If a mouse goes out, | 0:16:02 | 0:16:06 | |
does it become a rat? If a rat's in the house, is it a mouse? | 0:16:06 | 0:16:10 | |
-I see no mouse outside. -It's a rat, fool! | 0:16:10 | 0:16:15 | |
-You might've just made a fact. That's some real shit. -Fellas! | 0:16:15 | 0:16:19 | |
-What are you talkin' about? -You need some? I'll do anything for you. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:24 | |
-Anything. -About those chrome- packin', whitey-hatin' gangsters, | 0:16:24 | 0:16:28 | |
-perhaps... -What he needs is a height man. -Yeah! | 0:16:28 | 0:16:32 | |
-Yeah! C'mon. -You could be his spliff star! -That's me. That's what I do. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:38 | |
-That's what I do. -CLUNK! | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
If you're a height man, you take them hits. Let's get out there. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:45 | |
# Heads or tail, babe, what's it gonna be? | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
# You cannot escape your fate in the streets | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
# I count cash, you count sheep | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
# Better not sleep with the beast, capishe? # CHEERING | 0:16:52 | 0:16:56 | |
All right. That was hot. That's what I'm talking about. | 0:16:56 | 0:17:00 | |
Right? Right? Yo, what do we think? | 0:17:00 | 0:17:04 | |
I thought you were both absolutely dreadful. Ghastly. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:09 | |
-What? -I don't know what I'm doing here. This club is totally pathetic. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:14 | |
WILD CHEERING | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
Are you ready, George? It's show-time. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:28 | |
I wanna let you know that no matter what goes on on that stage tonight, | 0:17:28 | 0:17:33 | |
-you'll always be in my heart. -That's love. -I love you. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:39 | |
-I love you, man. -Come here, y'all. -Can you feel my love on your hip? | 0:17:41 | 0:17:48 | |
I can't get around. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:50 | |
You go out there and rip it tonight. You do your thing tonight. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:55 | |
We love each other. Let's do it, baby. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:59 | |
Are you ready for the next battle? To my left | 0:17:59 | 0:18:05 | |
we have the reigning champion, hailing from Fort Apache. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:09 | |
-Some of you call him Jealous One, some of you call him... -Brrrr...! | 0:18:11 | 0:18:16 | |
-Some of you call him Joey Crack. -Stick 'em up. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:20 | |
-But tonight let's give it up for Fat Joe. -WILD CHEERING | 0:18:20 | 0:18:24 | |
-I gotta go against him? -Give it up! | 0:18:24 | 0:18:28 | |
You think they're here to see Fat Joe? | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
-ALL CHANT: Joe! -They're saying, "Go, go, go!" | 0:18:31 | 0:18:35 | |
Now my challenger, whoo, | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
kid's a farmer rapper, so you know he been kickin' the shit all day! | 0:18:37 | 0:18:43 | |
Let's give it up for my man, George. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:47 | |
That's right. OK, Joey, you the reigning champion, | 0:18:50 | 0:18:54 | |
so you get to spit first. Yo, DJ, spin that shit! | 0:18:54 | 0:18:59 | |
This guy can't be serious! | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
# Standing Mini Me, aka, I hope he ain't the one you fight with | 0:19:01 | 0:19:05 | |
# This man's corny and ain't got no skills | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
-# Cos he's a white... -But he's not real! | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
# I don't wanna hurt your feelings but you'll never get a deal | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
# Cos he's a white but he's not real | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
# You're a needle in a haystack, I'm a city slicker | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
# Forget cows and milk your mom titties, nigger CROWD CHEERS | 0:19:18 | 0:19:22 | |
# Bet he ends up havin' kids with his cousin... | 0:19:22 | 0:19:27 | |
# He'll be like, der, der, der, that means Fat Joe's the man | 0:19:27 | 0:19:32 | |
# You're the liar, in denial, kill your ass quicker than our empire | 0:19:32 | 0:19:36 | |
# How dare you wanna joust with me | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
# Lookin' like you got mad cow's disease | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
# You fake, out to battle me | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
# Eight miles down the road, the form's thatta way! # CHEERING | 0:19:43 | 0:19:49 | |
That was hot. Everybody, give it up for my man! George! | 0:19:53 | 0:19:59 | |
-WILD CHEERING -DJ, spin this shit! | 0:19:59 | 0:20:03 | |
Bitch! | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
Ho! | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
# Now everybody in the 202 | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
# Throw your hands in the air cos Fat Joe is through | 0:20:25 | 0:20:29 | |
# Everybody in the 202 throw 'em up! Check it out! | 0:20:29 | 0:20:33 | |
# I'm a white boy but my neck is red | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
# I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread | 0:20:36 | 0:20:39 | |
# My face is pale, I never been in jail | 0:20:39 | 0:20:42 | |
# Me and Buffy spend every winter in Vail | 0:20:42 | 0:20:43 | |
# How many bitches have I slapped? Zero! And Martha Stewart's my hero! | 0:20:43 | 0:20:48 | |
# I grew up on a farm and was born with no rhythm | 0:20:48 | 0:20:51 | |
# Dr Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him | 0:20:51 | 0:20:55 | |
# I can't dance, wear khaki pants, my middle name's Lance | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
# My grandma's from France, so maybe I'm wack cos my skin ain't black | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
# But you can't talk smack cos whitey just struck back! # | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
Aaaaaarrrgh! | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
Give it up for George! | 0:21:12 | 0:21:16 | |
Oh, shit! Oh! | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
George, George, the hood. Lose the hood. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
-I know. We're in the hood now. -No. -He's dead. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:31 | |
-You guys feelin' me in the hood? -CROWD BOOS | 0:21:31 | 0:21:36 | |
Whoa! | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
That's it, I'm done! | 0:21:41 | 0:21:43 | |
-You can't give up rap just like that. -Rap schmap! | 0:21:43 | 0:21:47 | |
You still got it, see? | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
Thanks for coming over tonight. I'm going through a rough time. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:55 | |
Brenda, you wanna tell me what's really bothering you? | 0:21:55 | 0:22:00 | |
Well, there's something I need to... I saw a tape. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:05 | |
I think you should know about it. It had these really shocking images. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:11 | |
Brenda, it was mardi gras. I've never drunk vodka before | 0:22:11 | 0:22:15 | |
-and I was out of beads. -No, not that tape. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:19 | |
I guess it's just an urban legend. You watch it, | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
and once it's over you're phone rings and a creepy voice says, | 0:22:22 | 0:22:27 | |
"You're gonna die in seven days." And seven days later... | 0:22:27 | 0:22:32 | |
-When did you watch it? -A week ago. A week ago tonight. -Brenda. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:38 | |
-Oh, my God! Argh! -Brenda! | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
Brenda! Oh, my God! | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
LAUGHS Oh! Oh, my God! You bitch! | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
You shoulda seen the look on your face! | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
You've got me! | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
Brenda? | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
Oh, my God! Brenda?! | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
-I can't believe you fell for that fake seizure! -It seemed so real! | 0:23:19 | 0:23:25 | |
-It did, didn't it? -And you pee'd! -I really sold that shit! | 0:23:25 | 0:23:30 | |
I love the look on your face when you're scared. You're too easy. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:35 | |
-Aargh! -Aargh! | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
I got you with the old fake hand. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:46 | |
-Girl, you were scared. -I know! | 0:23:47 | 0:23:50 | |
-C'mon, I was just kiddin'. -You've taken it too far. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:54 | |
I'm gonna go get the rest of the popcorn. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:58 | |
-Cindy? -Forget it. I'm not falling for it again. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:06 | |
Oh, come on! Cindy, the news is on! | 0:24:23 | 0:24:27 | |
Another little white girl fell down the well. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:30 | |
50 black people get their ass beat by police, | 0:24:30 | 0:24:33 | |
but the world stops for one whitey down a hole. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
Cindy! | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
The TV's leaking. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
Cindy. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:49 | |
Cindy, something's wrong here. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
Cindy, this bitch is messin' up my floor! | 0:25:07 | 0:25:11 | |
-Cindy! Help me! -I'm not listening. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
Get up, you ugly bitch. C'mon! Let me see what you got! That's all? | 0:25:19 | 0:25:27 | |
Ooh! Yeah! | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
Argh! | 0:25:44 | 0:25:46 | |
-Cindy! Please, help me! Cindy! -PHONE RINGS | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
OK, hang on a second. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:53 | |
-Hello? -"Father Muldoon here. We're getting along famously." | 0:25:53 | 0:25:56 | |
Thanks again, Father. Bye-bye. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
Brenda? Brenda? | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
Brenda? | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
Aaaargh! | 0:26:12 | 0:26:15 | |
Oh, my God. Yes, of course I'll tell her. Thank you. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:23 | |
Sue's teacher, Brenda, she's...she's dead. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:29 | |
-Oh. I better tell her. -No, no. I can do it. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:33 | |
-Sue? -Yes. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:41 | |
-You know your teacher, Miss Brenda? -Yes. -She's dead! | 0:26:42 | 0:26:46 | |
-Aaargh! -Gone forever! Died a horrible, painful death! | 0:26:46 | 0:26:51 | |
-Gone, gone, just like your dog! -My dog's dead? | 0:26:51 | 0:26:55 | |
I ran him over with the car when I drove in! | 0:26:55 | 0:26:59 | |
-Everyone you love around you is dying! -Aargh! -Aaargh! | 0:26:59 | 0:27:03 | |
-Hello, Father. -Don't call me Father. I haven't been a clergyman since... | 0:27:10 | 0:27:16 | |
I'm sorry about that night. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 | |
If I hadn't fallen asleep, while driving, for that exact 20 minutes, | 0:27:21 | 0:27:26 | |
if I hadn't drunk that exact whole bottle of Yeigermeister, | 0:27:26 | 0:27:29 | |
-if only I hadn't killed... -Simon. Simon. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:32 | |
-I don't see what any of this has to do with Annie. -Sorry. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:38 | |
Those were other nights. But if it had been THAT night, | 0:27:38 | 0:27:42 | |
I might've missed her... that terrible night. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:45 | |
# "MEXICAN HAT DANCE" | 0:27:46 | 0:27:48 | |
Hey! | 0:27:51 | 0:27:53 | |
-It's your wife, Father. She's hurt. -Annie? | 0:28:05 | 0:28:08 | |
-She was hit by a truck and pinned against a tree. -I don't understand. | 0:28:08 | 0:28:12 | |
-As long as the truck has her pinned, she'll stay alive. -I don't get it. | 0:28:12 | 0:28:18 | |
This is your wife. | 0:28:22 | 0:28:24 | |
She broke her weiner? | 0:28:26 | 0:28:28 | |
Look what happens to the taco. | 0:28:30 | 0:28:33 | |
I don't understand all this fancy medical lingo. I wanna see Annie. | 0:28:35 | 0:28:41 | |
She's split in half. | 0:28:41 | 0:28:43 | |
-You mean like down the middle in half? -At the waist. | 0:28:43 | 0:28:49 | |
-This is the last time I can talk to the top half? -Yes. | 0:28:49 | 0:28:54 | |
The truck's the only thing that's holding her together. | 0:28:54 | 0:28:57 | |
Let's say this is her bottom half. | 0:28:57 | 0:29:00 | |
-Can I squeeze in a few minutes with that? -I'm not sure what you mean. | 0:29:00 | 0:29:07 | |
-Let me explain. -Tom, go to her. | 0:29:07 | 0:29:11 | |
Tom, I'll need a ride home. | 0:29:19 | 0:29:22 | |
Hi, baby. How's it going? | 0:29:25 | 0:29:28 | |
-I'm dying, Tom. -Don't talk like that. The truck barely hit you. | 0:29:28 | 0:29:34 | |
-COUGHS -Honey, kiss me one last time. | 0:29:35 | 0:29:39 | |
-Promise me you'll never remarry. -I promise. | 0:29:42 | 0:29:46 | |
-And no sex either. -I-I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. | 0:29:48 | 0:29:53 | |
-No sex. -Honey, you're not speaking clearly. | 0:29:53 | 0:29:56 | |
-Your injuries must be awful. -No sex. | 0:29:56 | 0:29:59 | |
-The cruel fate to shroud my wife's dying words... -No sex! | 0:29:59 | 0:30:03 | |
Poor Annie, we hardly knew her. She'll be missed terribly. | 0:30:03 | 0:30:07 | |
-Oh, Jesus! -That's right. Go into the light. | 0:30:07 | 0:30:10 | |
-Look, just tell George, swing away. -Right. Swing away. | 0:30:10 | 0:30:14 | |
Oh, sure. THAT you understand! | 0:30:14 | 0:30:17 | |
Annie? Annie! | 0:30:19 | 0:30:21 | |
-I'm sorry, dude. -Don't call me dude. I'm not a stoner any more, | 0:30:23 | 0:30:28 | |
not since... # "MEXICAN HAT DANCE" PLAYS | 0:30:28 | 0:30:31 | |
Goodbye, Tom. | 0:30:31 | 0:30:33 | |
Baaaaa! CLUNK! | 0:30:36 | 0:30:38 | |
# Amaaaaa-zing grace | 0:30:40 | 0:30:45 | |
-# How sweet... # -I'm so sorry, Mr and Mrs Meeks. | 0:30:46 | 0:30:50 | |
-Brenda was a good friend - when she was alive. -My sweet, sweet Brenda. | 0:30:50 | 0:30:56 | |
She looks so peaceful. | 0:30:56 | 0:30:58 | |
If only God had taken us instead of her. | 0:31:01 | 0:31:06 | |
Knowing your Brenda like I did, I'd say she wishes the same thing. | 0:31:06 | 0:31:11 | |
These just came today. Photos from a trip she took. | 0:31:11 | 0:31:16 | |
-They're blank. -Turn them around, honey. | 0:31:18 | 0:31:22 | |
Oh! Yes, of course. | 0:31:22 | 0:31:25 | |
-Who's this? -That's Ralf. He's right over there. | 0:31:27 | 0:31:31 | |
-Cody? -It's a boy. He's going to be an asshole. | 0:31:37 | 0:31:41 | |
Smoke all you want, you're gonna get hit by a bus. | 0:31:41 | 0:31:44 | |
That's not fooling anyone. | 0:31:44 | 0:31:47 | |
-Cindy. -George. -Sue wanted to pay her respects to her teacher. | 0:31:49 | 0:31:55 | |
-You? -Brenda was my bitch. -Of course. | 0:31:55 | 0:31:58 | |
-Oh. -Are you OK? -It's just the open coffin. | 0:32:01 | 0:32:05 | |
-I can't believe they'd just leave it out here. -It's a wake. -Awake? -No! | 0:32:05 | 0:32:10 | |
It's a miracle! I thought you were dead! | 0:32:10 | 0:32:13 | |
-Sue, your teacher's alive! Argh! -George! I got ya! | 0:32:13 | 0:32:18 | |
She's alive! | 0:32:19 | 0:32:21 | |
-Argh! -ALL GASP | 0:32:21 | 0:32:23 | |
-She's alive! Brenda?! -George, stop! She's dead! -No! | 0:32:26 | 0:32:29 | |
We won't lose you again! | 0:32:29 | 0:32:32 | |
Argh! | 0:32:34 | 0:32:36 | |
-She's not breathing. -Aaarrrgh! | 0:32:36 | 0:32:38 | |
Live, dammit, live! | 0:32:42 | 0:32:44 | |
Charles! Charles, stop them!! | 0:32:48 | 0:32:50 | |
Stop them! Stop them! What are they doing?! | 0:32:54 | 0:32:58 | |
She's alive! She's alive! Wake up! She's alive! | 0:32:58 | 0:33:02 | |
Ohhh! | 0:33:09 | 0:33:11 | |
Aaaaaarrrrrgh!! | 0:33:15 | 0:33:17 | |
-BOOM -Aaaarrrrrgh! | 0:33:17 | 0:33:19 | |
I got something! I got something! | 0:33:20 | 0:33:23 | |
Aaaarrrrgh! | 0:33:24 | 0:33:26 | |
-Aaaarrrgh! That's it! -George! | 0:33:27 | 0:33:29 | |
That's the last time I try to bring anyone back from the dead! | 0:33:29 | 0:33:34 | |
Don't get down. I knew you were only trying to help. | 0:33:34 | 0:33:38 | |
-You're a good, caring person, which is why I like you. -Thanks, | 0:33:38 | 0:33:43 | |
but I don't wanna screw your life up, too. | 0:33:43 | 0:33:46 | |
-The most caring thing I could do for everyone is get outta here. -George! | 0:33:46 | 0:33:52 | |
-What about Sue? -Oh, yes, of course. Once I get Sue, then... -Wait! | 0:33:52 | 0:33:58 | |
I could really use a friend right now. | 0:34:00 | 0:34:04 | |
Brenda's gone, Cody resents me... | 0:34:06 | 0:34:09 | |
..and I'm caught up in something I can't even... | 0:34:10 | 0:34:14 | |
Oh, God, it's so hard. | 0:34:14 | 0:34:16 | |
Well, you're beautiful - and you're pressing up against me. | 0:34:16 | 0:34:20 | |
Look, Cindy, | 0:34:20 | 0:34:22 | |
I know you'd never consider going out with a guy like me, | 0:34:23 | 0:34:28 | |
but if you're not too busy tomorrow night... | 0:34:28 | 0:34:32 | |
-Is that a yes? -Yes. | 0:34:32 | 0:34:36 | |
Cindy, | 0:34:41 | 0:34:42 | |
-did Brenda ever talk to you about a tape? -She did mention something. | 0:34:42 | 0:34:47 | |
-D'you mind if I go upstairs and look around? -Yes, go. | 0:34:47 | 0:34:51 | |
-Cody, I'll be right back, OK? -You're getting lucky tonight. | 0:34:51 | 0:34:56 | |
He doesn't know you're a guy. | 0:34:56 | 0:34:59 | |
THUNDERCLAP | 0:34:59 | 0:35:01 | |
-THUD! -Oh, shit! | 0:35:54 | 0:35:56 | |
-Bada-bada-bada! -RETCHES | 0:36:09 | 0:36:11 | |
PHONE RINGS Huh?! | 0:36:23 | 0:36:25 | |
-Hello. -"Oop-eh!" | 0:36:35 | 0:36:37 | |
-What? Will he miss? -"Eh-gay." | 0:36:38 | 0:36:41 | |
Who's gay? Hello? | 0:36:42 | 0:36:44 | |
"Eerie-al." What? | 0:36:44 | 0:36:47 | |
-"Can...you...hear.. me now?" -Kind of. -"Now?" -Yes, perfect. | 0:36:47 | 0:36:52 | |
-"Seven daaaaays." -Seven days? | 0:36:52 | 0:36:54 | |
-Oh, my God, I'm gonna die next Monday? -"Yes. No, wait." | 0:36:54 | 0:36:58 | |
"That'd be seven business days. This is seven days starting now." | 0:36:58 | 0:37:02 | |
My watch broke. How will I know the exact time? | 0:37:02 | 0:37:06 | |
"Forget hours. This day, in seven days." | 0:37:06 | 0:37:08 | |
-There's a holiday coming up. D'you count that? -"Depends. What holiday?" | 0:37:08 | 0:37:12 | |
-Martin Luther King Day. -"No." -Why? Everyone at work's taking it off. | 0:37:12 | 0:37:17 | |
"Jesus, I'm giving you seven days!" | 0:37:17 | 0:37:19 | |
-"I can kill you now, if you'd rather have that?" -LINE GOES DEAD | 0:37:19 | 0:37:24 | |
I don't care what you say, I'm signing you up | 0:37:24 | 0:37:28 | |
-for another rap battle. -That part of my life's over. | 0:37:28 | 0:37:32 | |
I said the same thing about getting with CJ's sister, | 0:37:32 | 0:37:36 | |
-but I'm still hitting it... -He's still hitting it! What? | 0:37:36 | 0:37:40 | |
-I'm done. -What are you gonna do with the rest of your life? -I don't know. | 0:37:40 | 0:37:45 | |
Yeah, yeah! Come out. | 0:37:45 | 0:37:47 | |
Maybe my brother's right. I should settle down. | 0:37:47 | 0:37:50 | |
-What's up there? -Mother! -I got another one, y'all! | 0:37:50 | 0:37:55 | |
Hey, George, you can't focus on that shit. Let that go. | 0:37:55 | 0:38:00 | |
Hey. You're in the driver's seat, George. | 0:38:00 | 0:38:04 | |
Ow! | 0:38:05 | 0:38:07 | |
-You gotta take the lid off! -Of course. -Sorry! | 0:38:07 | 0:38:11 | |
MOBILE PHONE RINGS | 0:38:11 | 0:38:13 | |
-Hello. -"Something terrible's happened. I really need your help." | 0:38:13 | 0:38:16 | |
-Are you OK? What's going on? -Help me. | 0:38:18 | 0:38:21 | |
I watched the tape that killed Brenda, | 0:38:21 | 0:38:24 | |
the phone rang, this voice said I'd die in seven days. | 0:38:24 | 0:38:28 | |
-There's no such thing as a killer video tape. -There is. | 0:38:28 | 0:38:32 | |
-I know someone who can help. -Who? -Wait. | 0:38:32 | 0:38:35 | |
-Jamal watched it last week and today he woke up dead. -No! | 0:38:35 | 0:38:39 | |
-How? -Cos you're alive when you go to sleep. -Who can help? | 0:38:39 | 0:38:44 | |
You can wake up alive? | 0:38:44 | 0:38:46 | |
-You can't go to bed dead! -Who? -You can go to bed and not be dead, | 0:38:46 | 0:38:52 | |
-and die but not be in a bed. -But you're in a bed. | 0:38:52 | 0:38:57 | |
-That's how you wake up dead, fool! -Damn! That's some quantum shit! | 0:38:57 | 0:39:01 | |
-You should be teaching classes! -Tell me who can help me! | 0:39:01 | 0:39:05 | |
My aunt. She saw the tape before anybody knew about it. | 0:39:05 | 0:39:10 | |
-You should go see them tonight. -Tonight? | 0:39:10 | 0:39:13 | |
But who will take care of Cody? | 0:39:13 | 0:39:16 | |
We'll have so much fun. I have jigsaw puzzles, board games | 0:39:16 | 0:39:21 | |
-and baseball cards in my room and a cool model aeroplane. -Sure. | 0:39:21 | 0:39:25 | |
I made him a snack. Give him warm milk if he can't sleep. | 0:39:25 | 0:39:30 | |
-Don't worry. Everything'll be fine. -Here! -I'm great with kids. | 0:39:30 | 0:39:33 | |
-Heads up, Cody. -Ooh! | 0:39:33 | 0:39:35 | |
-Oh, and in case of emergencies - -I'm OK. | 0:39:35 | 0:39:39 | |
Sorry. Are you OK, kiddo? Thatta boy. | 0:39:39 | 0:39:44 | |
THUD, TYRES SCREECH | 0:39:46 | 0:39:48 | |
-OK, I'm off. -Right. | 0:39:49 | 0:39:51 | |
You know, it's funny. All a child ever really wants is a family. | 0:39:51 | 0:39:56 | |
-Yo. -Cody really likes you. -He's a good kid. -Yeah. | 0:39:56 | 0:40:01 | |
-Bye. -Bye. | 0:40:05 | 0:40:07 | |
THUNDERCLAP | 0:40:15 | 0:40:17 | |
Hello? | 0:40:21 | 0:40:23 | |
I know you're Cindy. Be right with you. | 0:40:23 | 0:40:27 | |
-Aunt Shaneequa? -Bingo. | 0:40:27 | 0:40:29 | |
But you can call me the Oracle, and don't worry about that vase. | 0:40:29 | 0:40:35 | |
What vase? Oh, sorry, I didn't know... Oh! | 0:40:35 | 0:40:39 | |
That vase. | 0:40:40 | 0:40:42 | |
Please, sit. | 0:40:43 | 0:40:45 | |
FART-LIKE NOISE It was the chair. | 0:40:47 | 0:40:51 | |
PROLONGED FART | 0:40:54 | 0:40:56 | |
Yes, the chair. | 0:40:58 | 0:41:00 | |
I know why you've come. A great mystery lies ahead of you, | 0:41:00 | 0:41:05 | |
but you mustn't shy away from the challenge. | 0:41:05 | 0:41:08 | |
-Only you can be the one... -TV ON | 0:41:08 | 0:41:12 | |
-Orpheus... -What, baby? -Sweetie? | 0:41:12 | 0:41:14 | |
I'm watching the game. | 0:41:14 | 0:41:16 | |
Do you mind? | 0:41:18 | 0:41:20 | |
-The Lakers will win by 12. -TURNS OFF TV | 0:41:21 | 0:41:26 | |
-So can you tell me - -The tape. -Yes. | 0:41:26 | 0:41:30 | |
-I watched it... -The phone rang. -Right. | 0:41:30 | 0:41:33 | |
-Then this voice said... -That you'd die in seven days. | 0:41:33 | 0:41:36 | |
-OK, that's getting - -Extremely annoying. -Yeah. | 0:41:36 | 0:41:39 | |
Try being married to her. | 0:41:39 | 0:41:41 | |
I get shit about women I ain't slept with yet. | 0:41:41 | 0:41:45 | |
-You made a copy of the tape. Let's see it. -Yes, OK. | 0:41:45 | 0:41:51 | |
-Can you tell me... -If the tape is connected to the crop circles? Yes. | 0:41:55 | 0:42:01 | |
-It's up to you to discover how for yourself. -Look, it's a... -Cigarette? | 0:42:01 | 0:42:07 | |
-I was going to say a lighthouse. -Find that lighthouse. | 0:42:08 | 0:42:12 | |
It's your destiny. | 0:42:12 | 0:42:14 | |
Wait. What is that? | 0:42:16 | 0:42:18 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:42:23 | 0:42:25 | |
BUZZES | 0:42:26 | 0:42:28 | |
There... Argh! | 0:42:43 | 0:42:45 | |
-Now baby... -I knew that was gonna happen. | 0:42:46 | 0:42:51 | |
Uh-oh. C'mon. | 0:42:51 | 0:42:53 | |
-WHISTLES -Oh, hell, no! Get your ass...! | 0:42:53 | 0:42:57 | |
-What's wrong with you, woman? Can't you not... Get out there! -No! No! | 0:42:58 | 0:43:04 | |
-Let her go! We'll get another lawsuit! -I'll kill the bitch! | 0:43:04 | 0:43:08 | |
-You won! You won! You won! -Aaaahhh! | 0:43:08 | 0:43:12 | |
-Upstairs. -OK. -Down low. -OK. | 0:43:13 | 0:43:15 | |
-All right? Oh, baby, no! -I'll kill her. Are you crazy? | 0:43:15 | 0:43:19 | |
RIPPING SOUND | 0:43:19 | 0:43:21 | |
What are you gonna brush now? What you gonna brush now? | 0:43:21 | 0:43:24 | |
You picked the wrong TV to come out of. | 0:43:24 | 0:43:27 | |
George? Cody? | 0:43:32 | 0:43:34 | |
Ohh! George! | 0:43:36 | 0:43:38 | |
-Ow! -What happened? -I don't know. | 0:43:39 | 0:43:42 | |
Cody and I were playing a fun game, then I looked down and... | 0:43:42 | 0:43:47 | |
Yahtzee! | 0:43:47 | 0:43:49 | |
No! | 0:43:54 | 0:43:56 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:43:56 | 0:43:58 | |
-How could you let him watch the tape? -I didn't... -PHONE RINGS | 0:43:59 | 0:44:05 | |
-Hello. -"It's me. How are you doin'?" -Fine. | 0:44:10 | 0:44:13 | |
"Enjoying your last week? I can't wait to see ya." | 0:44:13 | 0:44:17 | |
-"Six days now, right?" -Yeah. | 0:44:17 | 0:44:19 | |
"Great catching up, but can I speak to Cody?" | 0:44:19 | 0:44:23 | |
-Why? He didn't watch the tape. -"He did. C'mon, I do this for a living!" | 0:44:23 | 0:44:28 | |
Leave us alone! | 0:44:28 | 0:44:31 | |
RINGS | 0:44:31 | 0:44:33 | |
-Hello. -"I'm calling from Reader's Digest | 0:44:35 | 0:44:37 | |
-"with a fantastic offer for Cody." -GURGLING NOISE | 0:44:37 | 0:44:41 | |
-You're not! You're the evil little girl from the tape! -"OK, you got me." | 0:44:41 | 0:44:47 | |
-"I'll just leave a message for him." -Fine. | 0:44:47 | 0:44:51 | |
Uh-huh. Yeah. | 0:44:51 | 0:44:53 | |
Er, OK, how d'you spell that? | 0:44:53 | 0:44:56 | |
Right. Got it. | 0:44:56 | 0:44:58 | |
Bye-bye. | 0:44:58 | 0:45:00 | |
Aaaaaaarrrrrgh! | 0:45:02 | 0:45:04 | |
-I can't believe you let that happen. -Sorry. I screwed up. | 0:45:04 | 0:45:08 | |
We can save him. The answer to the tape, the crop circles, | 0:45:08 | 0:45:13 | |
-it's at a lighthouse. You think I'm crazy. -Course, | 0:45:13 | 0:45:16 | |
but the last thing you need's a screw-up like me. | 0:45:16 | 0:45:20 | |
-I'm gonna leave - for good. -Wait. Well, what shall I tell Cody? | 0:45:20 | 0:45:26 | |
Let him down easy. Tell him I got called away on business. | 0:45:26 | 0:45:31 | |
-You'll think of something. -Testicular cancer. | 0:45:31 | 0:45:33 | |
-He won't ask questions. -I knew you'd understand. | 0:45:33 | 0:45:37 | |
George! Just... | 0:45:37 | 0:45:39 | |
be careful. Something weird is going on at your farm, I know it. | 0:45:39 | 0:45:44 | |
What are you talking about? | 0:45:44 | 0:45:46 | |
-A sheep needs to be pushed through the fence. -What? -Goodbye. | 0:45:46 | 0:45:50 | |
GIRL SINGS | 0:45:52 | 0:45:54 | |
-Sue? -I can't sleep. | 0:46:13 | 0:46:16 | |
Well, it's way past your bed time. | 0:46:16 | 0:46:19 | |
Would you like me to sleep in your big, strong arms? | 0:46:21 | 0:46:27 | |
There's plenty of room under the covers. It's a hot night. | 0:46:27 | 0:46:32 | |
You don't need to wear pyjamas. | 0:46:32 | 0:46:35 | |
-Where is my daughter? -Are you mad? I am your daughter. -No, you're not! | 0:46:36 | 0:46:41 | |
-Aaaaarrrrgh!! -Dah! Come here! | 0:46:41 | 0:46:43 | |
-What did you do with Sue? -I didn't touch her. -I don't believe you! | 0:46:44 | 0:46:49 | |
-Please, for God sakes, she's a girl. -You sick... | 0:46:49 | 0:46:54 | |
CRUNCH! Ooh! | 0:47:02 | 0:47:04 | |
Oh! GIGGLES | 0:47:05 | 0:47:07 | |
-Daddy. -Argh! -How d'you like it, huh? Havin' fun? | 0:47:12 | 0:47:17 | |
Argh! | 0:47:18 | 0:47:20 | |
Tom, are you...? | 0:47:34 | 0:47:36 | |
-What in the world? -Sh! | 0:47:37 | 0:47:40 | |
-Look. -What is that thing? | 0:47:41 | 0:47:45 | |
-I don't know. -Maybe Cindy was right. | 0:47:45 | 0:47:49 | |
CLUNK! | 0:47:51 | 0:47:53 | |
SIGHS | 0:48:03 | 0:48:05 | |
All I need is five minutes. | 0:48:05 | 0:48:07 | |
I told you. No more paranoid on-air rants about the supernatural. | 0:48:07 | 0:48:11 | |
-I know. The station is about sex, violence and the weather. -Yes. | 0:48:11 | 0:48:16 | |
We need that porn star shot dead in a hurricane story. One hour. | 0:48:16 | 0:48:22 | |
"A tornado in Charleston threatens a clothing-optional beach where, | 0:48:22 | 0:48:26 | |
"just yesterday, a naked couple was brutally murdered." | 0:48:26 | 0:48:29 | |
-"This just five miles..." -Sorry. I have to do this. | 0:48:29 | 0:48:33 | |
"Turning now to sports. And an evil video tape that kills anyone | 0:48:33 | 0:48:39 | |
"who watches it in seven days. It's true..." | 0:48:39 | 0:48:42 | |
-Oh, no! -"..in danger." "..an alien force has tried | 0:48:42 | 0:48:45 | |
-"to prevent you from knowing the truth." -Are you insane?! | 0:48:45 | 0:48:49 | |
I had to do this! | 0:48:49 | 0:48:51 | |
"Actually I didn't really mean anything I just said." "Yes, I did." | 0:48:51 | 0:48:56 | |
"Every word. Everyone watching this could be dead in a week." | 0:48:56 | 0:49:01 | |
"Bbbbbttttttt...shisen wakhari." | 0:49:01 | 0:49:04 | |
"1-3-4-19 guorsn blkn braket." | 0:49:05 | 0:49:09 | |
"I been cleaning after this dumbass cracker Giggins for 10 years, | 0:49:09 | 0:49:14 | |
"but I've been hitting it with his woman for 12." | 0:49:14 | 0:49:18 | |
"Know what I'm saying, nigger? She likes her some chocolate." | 0:49:18 | 0:49:20 | |
"Sharpton for president, y'all. I'm outti. Peace." | 0:49:20 | 0:49:24 | |
An evil video tape that kills people in seven days? Alien forces? | 0:49:24 | 0:49:29 | |
Who the hell is Cindy Campbell? If what she says is true, | 0:49:29 | 0:49:33 | |
-we're facing an unprecedented crisis. Get me the president. -You are the president. | 0:49:33 | 0:49:37 | |
Good. Then I already know about this. Where's my lunch? | 0:49:37 | 0:49:40 | |
Go on TV and convince the people there's no such thing as a UFO. | 0:49:40 | 0:49:46 | |
-Don't spell in front of me, dammit. -Aliens. | 0:49:46 | 0:49:49 | |
-There's no such thing as aliens. -That's not quite true. -Sir? | 0:49:49 | 0:49:53 | |
A year ago a UFO crashed in New Mexico. | 0:49:53 | 0:49:56 | |
-A body may have been recovered. -May have been? -There was a mix-up. | 0:49:56 | 0:50:01 | |
It was Thanksgiving, the body was sent to the kitchen. | 0:50:01 | 0:50:05 | |
It had stuffing up its ass and we ate it at a state dinner. | 0:50:05 | 0:50:10 | |
That's the last I saw of it. Scratch that. | 0:50:10 | 0:50:13 | |
-Sandwiches were made the next day. -Mr President! Listen. | 0:50:13 | 0:50:17 | |
-Back away from that window! -What? I didn't put my pants on again? | 0:50:17 | 0:50:21 | |
No. It's a feeling I've had since the news about the alien. | 0:50:21 | 0:50:25 | |
-Something's not right. -I know what you mean. | 0:50:25 | 0:50:28 | |
It's like that feeling that something's not right. What is it? | 0:50:28 | 0:50:33 | |
Some old Tupac, sir. | 0:50:33 | 0:50:35 | |
-"All eyes on me!" Hey, this shit is bangin'! -Thank you, sir. | 0:50:37 | 0:50:43 | |
FOGHORN | 0:51:12 | 0:51:14 | |
Hello, Cindy. | 0:51:54 | 0:51:57 | |
I'm the architect. You have many questions. | 0:51:59 | 0:52:04 | |
-I've been watching you for a very long time. -So I see. | 0:52:06 | 0:52:12 | |
What's the connection between the crop circles and the video tape? | 0:52:12 | 0:52:15 | |
The answer's simple. You're the eventuality of an anomaly. | 0:52:15 | 0:52:19 | |
-You are inexorably seeking a segulant probability. -Segulant... | 0:52:19 | 0:52:22 | |
Protesciary? No? What about contingent affirmation? | 0:52:22 | 0:52:25 | |
-That's gotta mean something. -Hey. Hey! | 0:52:25 | 0:52:28 | |
You put cameras in my bathroom? Ah, what it this? | 0:52:28 | 0:52:33 | |
Oh, my God! It was a long winter. | 0:52:34 | 0:52:37 | |
-This is an invasion of... Ow! -Ooh, sorry. | 0:52:37 | 0:52:41 | |
I can't help it. It's lonely in here. | 0:52:41 | 0:52:44 | |
I haven't been with anyone in a very long time, not counting myself. | 0:52:44 | 0:52:49 | |
Or this chair. I call her...Linda. | 0:52:49 | 0:52:53 | |
-Cut to the chase. I'm in a rush. -You could always sleep over. | 0:52:54 | 0:52:59 | |
-Linda's built for two, and she vibrates. -Stop it! | 0:52:59 | 0:53:02 | |
-Tell me what I need to know. Who is that little girl? -OK. | 0:53:02 | 0:53:07 | |
My wife and I wanted a child but she couldn't get pregnant. | 0:53:07 | 0:53:11 | |
-Neither could I. -So you adopted. -We loved our daughter but she was evil. | 0:53:11 | 0:53:16 | |
Made the horses crazy, killed our puppies, hid the remote. Sick shit. | 0:53:16 | 0:53:21 | |
My wife took her to the family farm and drowned her in the well. | 0:53:21 | 0:53:24 | |
I felt time out would've been sufficient. | 0:53:24 | 0:53:28 | |
But Tabitha imprinted her evil on a video tape. | 0:53:28 | 0:53:32 | |
-I never meant for it to get out, but... -What? | 0:53:32 | 0:53:35 | |
I returned it to Blockbuster instead of my copy of Pootie Tang. | 0:53:35 | 0:53:40 | |
-It's been circulating and killing ever since. -Just like Pootie Tang. | 0:53:40 | 0:53:44 | |
-What does this have to do with aliens? -I don't know. | 0:53:44 | 0:53:48 | |
-Perhaps Tabitha's summoning them to kill us all. -An alien invasion? | 0:53:48 | 0:53:54 | |
-I must warn the world. -It's already begun. You're too late. -Oh, my God! | 0:53:54 | 0:53:59 | |
But not too late to make an old man happy. What? What? | 0:53:59 | 0:54:05 | |
And now, reports of lights in the sky. | 0:54:05 | 0:54:09 | |
Glimpses of spacecraft. | 0:54:09 | 0:54:11 | |
Possible alien sightings being reported all over the world. | 0:54:11 | 0:54:15 | |
Are they aliens? The first video images are coming in. | 0:54:15 | 0:54:19 | |
Disturbing home video tonight from a ranch outside Sydney, Australia. | 0:54:19 | 0:54:23 | |
Watch very carefully. There it is. | 0:54:23 | 0:54:25 | |
Let's see that again. | 0:54:25 | 0:54:27 | |
Very, very disturbing. | 0:54:27 | 0:54:29 | |
And this just in from Sao Paolo, Brazil. | 0:54:30 | 0:54:34 | |
Let's see that again. | 0:54:36 | 0:54:38 | |
Very, very disturbing. | 0:54:42 | 0:54:45 | |
And this just in from south Texas. | 0:54:45 | 0:54:48 | |
Do they pose a threat? Only one thing's for certain. | 0:54:51 | 0:54:55 | |
-We're all going to be killed. -We have to board up the house. | 0:54:55 | 0:55:00 | |
Is this necessary? Having an award ceremony at a time like this? | 0:55:00 | 0:55:05 | |
Everything must appear business as usual. | 0:55:05 | 0:55:07 | |
-The nation, while not yet panicked, is deeply disturbed. -Good. | 0:55:07 | 0:55:11 | |
See if we can steer that course, keeping everyone disturbed. | 0:55:11 | 0:55:14 | |
We don't wanna panic. Few presidents have faced a crisis like this. | 0:55:14 | 0:55:19 | |
I wonder what President Ford would've done? The buck stops here. | 0:55:19 | 0:55:24 | |
Thank you, all, and welcome to the White House. | 0:55:26 | 0:55:29 | |
The Mother Teresa Awards recognise those who've overcome | 0:55:29 | 0:55:33 | |
the severest handicaps and disadvantages | 0:55:33 | 0:55:36 | |
to help others in their communities. The young, the old, black and white, | 0:55:36 | 0:55:41 | |
our Native Americans. Hey, how are you? | 0:55:41 | 0:55:44 | |
CHANTS: Hey, how are ya? Hey, how are ya?! | 0:55:44 | 0:55:48 | |
Well, it is therefore my honour to present each and every one of you | 0:55:48 | 0:55:54 | |
with this symbol of merit. | 0:55:54 | 0:55:57 | |
-The room is secure, Mr President. -Or is it? | 0:56:00 | 0:56:04 | |
-Sir? -I've been thinking. | 0:56:04 | 0:56:06 | |
What if the aliens could take over human bodies? | 0:56:06 | 0:56:09 | |
-They'd look like us - or almost. -I never thought of that. | 0:56:09 | 0:56:14 | |
We should be on the alert for anything suspicious. | 0:56:14 | 0:56:17 | |
-They could be anywhere, even - here. -We'd never see an attack coming. | 0:56:17 | 0:56:22 | |
-It's frightening, sir! -Don't panic. | 0:56:22 | 0:56:24 | |
We'll just move slowly toward the exit. | 0:56:24 | 0:56:28 | |
ELECTRONIC VOICE | 0:56:29 | 0:56:32 | |
It's happening. I knew it! You'll never take me alive! | 0:56:32 | 0:56:35 | |
-Aaaaaaaarrrrrgh! -She's scrambling my brain! | 0:56:35 | 0:56:38 | |
-I'll get her! -Ooh! | 0:56:38 | 0:56:40 | |
-Ohh! -Oh, no, you don't! | 0:56:41 | 0:56:43 | |
Good work, sir! | 0:56:45 | 0:56:47 | |
Good God! The small ones have metal teeth! Jerry's kids my ass! | 0:56:48 | 0:56:55 | |
Mr President! Mr President, have you gone completely insane?! | 0:56:55 | 0:56:59 | |
Like a fox. Let's talk to the person who saw this coming. Cindy Campbell. | 0:56:59 | 0:57:04 | |
She knows how to defeat the aliens! This filthy scum! | 0:57:04 | 0:57:08 | |
Argh, you hideous creature! Get off of my planet! | 0:57:08 | 0:57:12 | |
-Is everything all right? -The exits are all blocked. -I'll find one. | 0:57:12 | 0:57:16 | |
-Everybody clear! -GUNSHOT | 0:57:16 | 0:57:19 | |
This way. God, this is exciting! | 0:57:20 | 0:57:22 | |
You're excited? You should feel my nipples! | 0:57:22 | 0:57:25 | |
Cody? Cody? | 0:57:25 | 0:57:27 | |
Cody, where are you?! | 0:57:27 | 0:57:29 | |
-Honey? -"After today's incident in the East Room, | 0:57:30 | 0:57:34 | |
"the White House is now advising all citizens to board up their homes | 0:57:34 | 0:57:39 | |
-"and prepare for an alien invasion." -Oh, no! | 0:57:39 | 0:57:42 | |
"An exclusive. The killer video tape you've been hearing about. | 0:57:42 | 0:57:46 | |
-"We're the..." -No. -"..only station who has it. | 0:57:46 | 0:57:49 | |
"We're showing it all night. Let's roll it again." | 0:57:49 | 0:57:54 | |
There. Nobody's gettin' through that sucker. | 0:57:54 | 0:57:57 | |
That's great, but we have to get down to the cellar. | 0:57:57 | 0:58:02 | |
-George. -Cindy. -There's no time. Get down to the cellar. -Cody! | 0:58:02 | 0:58:07 | |
-I've been worried sick. -He showed up about an hour ago. | 0:58:07 | 0:58:11 | |
-I tried to call. -No, you didn't. -OK, but I was gonna. -No, he wasn't. | 0:58:11 | 0:58:16 | |
-You can't just run away like that. -I wanted to be with George. | 0:58:16 | 0:58:21 | |
-I know you want a dad, but... -Oh, trust me, I'm not good at anything. | 0:58:21 | 0:58:27 | |
-Why would I be good at that? -Uncle George! | 0:58:27 | 0:58:32 | |
-It's gonna be OK. -I'm going to die, aren't I? | 0:58:42 | 0:58:46 | |
Did I ever tell you what your mom said about you the day you were born? | 0:58:46 | 0:58:52 | |
-No. -I was in the delivery room with her. She was having a hard time. | 0:58:52 | 0:58:58 | |
You began to come out of her. She screamed in pain. | 0:58:58 | 0:59:02 | |
She yelled, "Just kill me. Bludgeon me with a bedpan. | 0:59:02 | 0:59:06 | |
"Put me out of this pain." She was gushing torrents of blood. | 0:59:06 | 0:59:11 | |
I have this on tape if you wanna see it. Finally you came out. | 0:59:11 | 0:59:15 | |
Your mom cut your umbilical cord herself. Well, on the second try. | 0:59:15 | 0:59:20 | |
The first time she snipped your penis in half. She was drunk. | 0:59:20 | 0:59:24 | |
Actually, drugged. We'd been out celebrating St Patrick's Day. | 0:59:24 | 0:59:29 | |
She thought, "I never tasted crystal meth," so she did just a little. | 0:59:29 | 0:59:33 | |
-My penis? -Yes. They sewed it on upside down. | 0:59:33 | 0:59:37 | |
-That's why I pee up? -Yes. We'll get it fixed. It's on my list of things. | 0:59:37 | 0:59:44 | |
Anyway, your mom turned to me and said, "Hey, you want him, take him." | 0:59:44 | 0:59:50 | |
Then she died - and I took you. Do you know why? | 0:59:50 | 0:59:55 | |
I'd just lost my cat in a fire and I needed something to pet. | 0:59:55 | 1:00:00 | |
I miss that cat, but I love you. Nothing will change that, | 1:00:00 | 1:00:05 | |
not even the painful death we're about to experience. | 1:00:05 | 1:00:08 | |
George! George. | 1:00:08 | 1:00:10 | |
FOOTSTEPS | 1:00:10 | 1:00:12 | |
-Are they gone? -I don't hear anything. -DOOR RATTLES | 1:00:17 | 1:00:21 | |
-HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM -Don't worry, Sue, it'll be all right. | 1:00:25 | 1:00:29 | |
-It was Uncle George. -It was scary. -Good work, Sue. | 1:00:29 | 1:00:34 | |
I don't know what stupid, idiotic thing made these lights go off. | 1:00:34 | 1:00:39 | |
There's spare fuses in the cross face. | 1:00:39 | 1:00:42 | |
If I can get to them I can get these lights back on. George! | 1:00:42 | 1:00:47 | |
Grab that sleeper. Jam it against the door. Ohh! | 1:00:47 | 1:00:51 | |
My balls! | 1:00:51 | 1:00:53 | |
No, not those! Jesus! | 1:00:54 | 1:00:57 | |
No! | 1:00:57 | 1:00:59 | |
-Uncle George, I'm scared. -Oh, sweetie, come here. It's OK. | 1:00:59 | 1:01:04 | |
Argh! There's something on the other side of the door. | 1:01:06 | 1:01:11 | |
I can't see anything. | 1:01:21 | 1:01:24 | |
-Oh, my God! -Can you see 'em? What are they doing? -They're horrible. | 1:01:39 | 1:01:44 | |
They're greyish with big black eyes. Their teeth are grotesque. | 1:01:44 | 1:01:49 | |
-I think they're giggling. -What? | 1:01:49 | 1:01:52 | |
Oh, no. Oh, no. I think... I think they wanna... | 1:01:53 | 1:01:58 | |
DOOR RATTLES | 1:01:58 | 1:02:00 | |
-Argh! Help! -Cody! | 1:02:01 | 1:02:03 | |
George! Swing away, George! | 1:02:04 | 1:02:06 | |
-I'm coming, Cody. -Aunt Cindy, help! -I'll save you! -Ow! Ow! Ow! | 1:02:07 | 1:02:13 | |
Die! Let him go! You're not getting in here! | 1:02:15 | 1:02:19 | |
-George. -Let him go! There? Had enough? | 1:02:19 | 1:02:23 | |
-Forget it, Cody. Thank me later. -Oh, Cody, thank God! Come on. | 1:02:23 | 1:02:28 | |
-Daddy! -Sue! | 1:02:28 | 1:02:30 | |
Mahalik! What are you doing here? | 1:02:34 | 1:02:37 | |
-The hood's got your back. -Thank God. There's two at the door. | 1:02:37 | 1:02:41 | |
-What? -They're gone! -Good. They couldn't get in. | 1:02:41 | 1:02:45 | |
I hear they can't open doors. | 1:02:45 | 1:02:48 | |
They mastered space flight but can't get through a wooden door? | 1:02:48 | 1:02:52 | |
The cellar's the safest place. Women and children stay here. | 1:02:52 | 1:02:57 | |
-The men go and fight. -Right. What's the cut off age for children? -C'mon! | 1:02:57 | 1:03:04 | |
RUSTLING | 1:03:14 | 1:03:16 | |
-COCKS SPADE -Follow me. | 1:03:16 | 1:03:20 | |
TYRES SCREECH, THUD! | 1:03:26 | 1:03:28 | |
Sorry. I thought I was hitting the brake. | 1:03:31 | 1:03:34 | |
We don't have to go through insurance? | 1:03:34 | 1:03:37 | |
-Mr President, what are you doing here? -Looking for Cindy Campbell. | 1:03:37 | 1:03:41 | |
She holds the key to defeating the aliens. Ah, good, the Air Force | 1:03:41 | 1:03:46 | |
-is here with those new round planes. -We don't have round planes. | 1:03:46 | 1:03:51 | |
-Oh, my God! -Oh, my God. | 1:03:51 | 1:03:54 | |
-RAP MUSIC PLAYS -D'you hear that? | 1:03:54 | 1:03:57 | |
CAR HORN | 1:03:57 | 1:03:59 | |
-What's up, George? -CJ! -The hood always got your back, | 1:04:06 | 1:04:11 | |
-and I got the boys. Get out the car. -Who we gotta shoot? -Let's do this! | 1:04:11 | 1:04:18 | |
-You stepped on my shoe, bitch! -Call me a bitch again and you're dead. | 1:04:19 | 1:04:25 | |
-Damn, homey. -In the cornfield. -They're comin'! | 1:04:25 | 1:04:28 | |
Don't worry. Me and my boys will take care of this. C'mon... | 1:04:28 | 1:04:32 | |
-I'm gonna bust this shit right now. -Mama! -Over here! | 1:04:32 | 1:04:36 | |
CONTINUE ARGUING | 1:04:36 | 1:04:39 | |
-RAPID GUNFIRE -Get down! | 1:04:46 | 1:04:48 | |
BOOM! | 1:04:50 | 1:04:52 | |
-I can't believe what I just saw. -These men died for their country. | 1:04:55 | 1:05:00 | |
Sends flowers to their bitches and ho's. | 1:05:00 | 1:05:02 | |
Argh! | 1:05:02 | 1:05:05 | |
I can't break free! | 1:05:07 | 1:05:09 | |
They must have some kind of weakness! | 1:05:09 | 1:05:12 | |
-Huh? -Without their heads they're powerless. -Please, no. | 1:05:16 | 1:05:19 | |
We mean you no harm. We travel to your planet to find an evil girl. | 1:05:19 | 1:05:24 | |
We must destroy her before seven days. | 1:05:24 | 1:05:28 | |
You watched the video tape? | 1:05:28 | 1:05:30 | |
Our satellite picked up what we thought was Pootie Tang. | 1:05:30 | 1:05:34 | |
That was a week ago. Our entire race will die unless the girl's destroyed. | 1:05:34 | 1:05:39 | |
Oh, see, they are peaceful. | 1:05:39 | 1:05:42 | |
Then why were they choking us a few minutes ago? | 1:05:42 | 1:05:46 | |
That's how we say hello. Hello. | 1:05:46 | 1:05:49 | |
Hello. Hello. | 1:05:49 | 1:05:51 | |
How d'you guys say goodbye? Ohh! | 1:05:51 | 1:05:54 | |
I had to ask. | 1:05:55 | 1:05:57 | |
If you think that's strange, you should see how we pee. | 1:05:57 | 1:06:02 | |
GULPS | 1:06:02 | 1:06:04 | |
So we're not so different after all. | 1:06:07 | 1:06:11 | |
There's something about this place. It's like I've seen it before. | 1:06:13 | 1:06:19 | |
Oh, my God! | 1:06:20 | 1:06:22 | |
This used to be their farm! She died right here! | 1:06:24 | 1:06:29 | |
There's something down there. | 1:06:42 | 1:06:44 | |
-CLUNK! -Ohh! | 1:06:55 | 1:06:57 | |
ALL CHAT | 1:07:06 | 1:07:08 | |
Just look at this. Human beings and aliens working together. | 1:07:11 | 1:07:16 | |
We're all just one big galactic family. | 1:07:16 | 1:07:19 | |
Family? That's just what I've been running away from. | 1:07:19 | 1:07:23 | |
Well, that's because you're an idiot. | 1:07:23 | 1:07:26 | |
GASPS | 1:07:30 | 1:07:32 | |
This is it! | 1:07:35 | 1:07:37 | |
'My wife took her to the old family farm and drowned her in a well.' | 1:07:37 | 1:07:43 | |
The little girl, she's frightened of the well. | 1:07:45 | 1:07:49 | |
GASPS | 1:07:53 | 1:07:55 | |
-Ah! -Oh! | 1:08:07 | 1:08:08 | |
Cindy! | 1:08:08 | 1:08:11 | |
CHAINSAW WHIRS | 1:08:24 | 1:08:26 | |
Time to go back down the well, bitch! | 1:08:46 | 1:08:49 | |
Cindy! | 1:08:51 | 1:08:52 | |
-No! Don't hurt him! -Cindy, you have to come outside. | 1:08:52 | 1:08:57 | |
The aliens aren't invading... Argh! | 1:08:57 | 1:08:59 | |
-Don't worry, Cody, I'll save you! -Wait! Wait. Don't do this. | 1:09:00 | 1:09:05 | |
You don't have to be evil. I know what happened to you, Tabitha. | 1:09:05 | 1:09:12 | |
I know what your mom did. That was wrong. You were just a little girl, | 1:09:13 | 1:09:18 | |
and you're still that little girl, just a lot more corpsy | 1:09:18 | 1:09:23 | |
and with really bad teeth, but maybe all you need is a mother. | 1:09:23 | 1:09:29 | |
And a father. | 1:09:32 | 1:09:34 | |
-We could be... -A family. | 1:09:46 | 1:09:48 | |
Thanks. Your love has broken the curse and freed my soul. | 1:09:53 | 1:09:59 | |
-I'll never have to kill again. -Really? | 1:09:59 | 1:10:02 | |
-EVIL VOICE: -I'm just screwing with you. | 1:10:02 | 1:10:05 | |
Aaarrgh! | 1:10:06 | 1:10:07 | |
I just wanna tell you, good luck. We're all counting on you. SPLASH! | 1:10:07 | 1:10:14 | |
Now it's over. | 1:10:19 | 1:10:21 | |
GASPS | 1:10:21 | 1:10:23 | |
-It's OK. He's our friend. -Thank you for saving our species. | 1:10:23 | 1:10:27 | |
-We must return to our home planet. -Goodbye, then. Ooh! -Goodbye. | 1:10:27 | 1:10:33 | |
Congratulations, George! The hood's always got your back! | 1:10:52 | 1:10:56 | |
Whoo! | 1:11:03 | 1:11:05 | |
ALL CHEER | 1:11:17 | 1:11:19 | |
Oh, George, I'm so happy. Finally we're a family. | 1:11:19 | 1:11:23 | |
Yeah. You, me and... | 1:11:24 | 1:11:26 | |
Damn! | 1:11:26 | 1:11:28 | |
-TYRES SCREECH -Cindy! George! Wait! | 1:11:28 | 1:11:30 | |
SIGHS | 1:11:35 | 1:11:37 |