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Atten...hut! | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
Here's our man, | 0:00:38 | 0:00:39 | |
Professor Howard Plummer. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
He's been kidnapped by a group of Serbian rebels. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
Now, I know we've been up for 72 hours, but I expect perfection. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:48 | |
Nothing else. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
BEEPING | 0:00:52 | 0:00:53 | |
The enemy has a boat, | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
four jet skis and a chopper. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
I'll take you guys in until we hit radar range. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
Then you'll dive from there. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
Once we hit our target, | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
red one, red two, you take out our escorts. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
I'll handle the chopper, | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
and I'll find the professor. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
Red three, you radio in for our copter. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
Do you copy? | 0:01:12 | 0:01:13 | |
Sir, yes, sir! | 0:01:13 | 0:01:14 | |
Do you copy? | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
All: Sir, yes, sir! | 0:01:16 | 0:01:17 | |
We are Seals, and this is what we do. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
SHOUTING | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
All right, red two, you handle the boat. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
I'll take care of the bozos on the jet ski. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
Huh? | 0:04:08 | 0:04:09 | |
Gotcha. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
Lieutenant Shane Wolfe, US Navy. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
Where is the briefcase? | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
Uh. It's right behind you. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
Man, am I glad to see you. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:25 | |
Those guys... | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
I...I never thought I'd see my family again... | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
I'll get you out of here. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:30 | |
We're gonna do it my way. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:31 | |
No highway option. Oh, yeah. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:32 | |
Totally. Absolutely. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
Lieutenant, thank you so much for saving my life. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
If I had died back there, | 0:04:53 | 0:04:54 | |
my...my wife, she would have killed me. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
Ha! It's just a joke. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
Hey, listen, do you mind if I call my wife | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
just to tell her I'm OK? | 0:05:00 | 0:05:01 | |
I have strict orders to get you out of here safely. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
We gotta keep moving. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
Lieutenant, I am safe! | 0:05:06 | 0:05:07 | |
Please, she thinks that I'm dead! | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
All right, make it quick. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:11 | |
OK. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:12 | |
Zoe...Seth...Lulu... Peter...Tyler. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
It's voice-activated. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:20 | |
Hey. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:21 | |
Ha ha! | 0:05:21 | 0:05:22 | |
These are my kids! | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
You'd like them. They're really great. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
I doubt it. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:29 | |
Hurry up! | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
Hey! We're almost ready! | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
Give us another sec. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
Professor! | 0:05:42 | 0:05:43 | |
Uh! | 0:05:43 | 0:05:44 | |
Doctor says you've healed up real good, Shane. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
I should have been out of here weeks ago. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
Look, I know heads are gonna roll for this. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
Hey, you took a bullet. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:58 | |
Yeah, but I want you to know, | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
I take full responsibility for what happened to the professor. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
Plummer was the best | 0:06:03 | 0:06:04 | |
security expert the Department of Defense ever had. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
He was working on a program | 0:06:07 | 0:06:08 | |
to scramble launch codes that he called Ghost - | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
Guided High Altitude Scrambling Transmitter. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
One pulse from a Ghost satellite, | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
a country can't launch its own nukes. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
That's why the Serbians kidnapped him. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
They must have thought that Ghost was in that briefcase. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
Ghost is still out there, | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
Which is why I'm sending you back in. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
I know you've never lost anybody before, Shane. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
Hell, I was with your father | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
when he led a platoon of men... | 0:06:32 | 0:06:33 | |
With all due respect... | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
I'd appreciate if we kept my father out of this. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
All I'm saying is that it happens to the best of them. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:41 | |
And you're the best. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
I need someone I can trust in this. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
And I know I can trust you. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:46 | |
OK. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:47 | |
I'll put a team together. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
No. It's not that kind of mission. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
This is at the top of the Pentagon's priority list. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
'Two days ago, I got a call from Admiral Blair. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
'It seems that the professor's widow contacted him. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
'Whoever killed her husband | 0:07:03 | 0:07:04 | |
'must think that Ghost is still in that house. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
'Now, maybe it is, maybe it isn't. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
'A safety deposit box has been discovered in Zurich | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
'in the Plummers' name. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:12 | |
'And I've been assigned to escort Mrs Plummer | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
'there to retrieve the content. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:16 | |
'We're hoping it's the Ghost program. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
'In the meantime, someone needs to watch over those kids. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
'That's where you come in. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
'While you're there, | 0:07:24 | 0:07:25 | |
'you'll be looking for the hidden program as well.' | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
SQUEAK | 0:07:27 | 0:07:28 | |
SQUEAK | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
Ah! | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
You must be Lieutenant Wolfe! | 0:07:54 | 0:07:55 | |
Admiral Blair said you'd be coming. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
Come on in. Meet the rest of the gang. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
Come on. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
Kids! | 0:08:02 | 0:08:03 | |
Get your butts down here and say hello! | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
OK, you've already met Lulu. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
This is Zoe, Seth and Peter. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:13 | |
Kids, this is Lieutenant Wolfe. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
He's the man who's gonna be staying with you while I'm away. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
-Hi. -Hi. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:18 | |
Hi. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:19 | |
Oh! This is Helga and Tyler. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:23 | |
Ma'am. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:24 | |
Baby. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:25 | |
That's a pretty dress. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
Thank you. I have date with butcher tonight. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
I want to look nice. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
Ah! | 0:08:33 | 0:08:34 | |
You have a pleasant family. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
Well, for the younger ones, | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
I think it hasn't really sunk in yet. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
It's been hardest on Zoe and Seth... | 0:08:50 | 0:08:54 | |
but they don't really like to talk about it. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
It must be hard on all of you. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
Well, Howard wasn't around much. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
His work took him all over the world. He'd be gone... | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
six, seven months at a time. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
Yeah, I can understand that lifestyle. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
Anyway, about a week ago, | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
someone broke into the house. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
No one was home. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
I didn't tell the kids cos I didn't want to scare them. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
Mrs Plummer, I've dealt with... Ow! Oh, my God! | 0:09:18 | 0:09:22 | |
I'm sorry! | 0:09:22 | 0:09:23 | |
That's Gary. He was Howard's. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
Gary, down! | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
He bit me. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:28 | |
Yeah, well, he thinks he's a guard dog. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
Mrs Plummer... | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
Oh! Call me Julie. Please. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
Uh, I'm gonna go outside and have a look around. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
Out! Out! | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
# Just a danger | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
# That someone's got to do | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
# Got to do | 0:09:47 | 0:09:48 | |
# It's kinda hard when everyone looks up to you | 0:09:48 | 0:09:52 | |
# You try to make it look easy | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
# Gonna make it look good | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
# Like anybody would | 0:09:56 | 0:10:01 | |
# I'm just your average ordinary, everyday superhero | 0:10:01 | 0:10:06 | |
# Nothing more than that | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
# That's all I really am... # | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
I'm gonna miss you, mmm. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
I'm gonna miss you too. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
I'll be back in 48 hours, OK? | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
Bye, pumpkin. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:20 | |
You love mommy too. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
Oh and kids... | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
remember... | 0:10:27 | 0:10:28 | |
whatever Lieutenant Wolfe asks you to do... | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
do it. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:31 | |
Mom, chill. We're gonna be fine. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
I'm sorry. It's just that I don't do this very often. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
You're only going away for a few days. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
Yeah. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:42 | |
I got it. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
OK. ..Here you go, Helga. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
I take baby. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
Bye. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:49 | |
BABY CRIES | 0:10:49 | 0:10:50 | |
You remember the emergency numbers, right? | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
Don't worry, Mrs Plummer, | 0:10:54 | 0:10:55 | |
your kids will be safe with me. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:56 | |
Your little angels will be fine, Mrs Plummer. | 0:10:56 | 0:11:00 | |
Go. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
Helga: Bye-bye! | 0:11:10 | 0:11:11 | |
Bye. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:12 | |
Have some fun. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
HELGA: Bye-bye. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
Tell me, are you licensed to kill? | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
No, I'm not. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:23 | |
Hmm, too bad. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
It could have come in handy. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
GUNFIRE Ah! | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
Please! | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
Oh! | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
Hey! | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
Where's the baby? | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
Shut up! | 0:12:00 | 0:12:01 | |
No, she didn't! | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
QUACKING | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
Is there anyone here that understands | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
the meaning of the word discipline? | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
Hey, Flipper, you don't like it, do something. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
I make bottle. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
Thank you, Peter. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
BEEPING | 0:12:23 | 0:12:24 | |
Yes! | 0:12:29 | 0:12:30 | |
BEEPING | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
Ow! | 0:12:46 | 0:12:47 | |
Gotcha! | 0:12:47 | 0:12:48 | |
Uhh! Unh! | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
Ah! ALARM | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
What's your problem, man, get off me! | 0:12:56 | 0:12:57 | |
Oh, my God! No. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:58 | |
What are you doing, you jerk? | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
That's my boyfriend! | 0:13:00 | 0:13:01 | |
So you're the one that's been breaking in? | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
Go back inside! | 0:13:03 | 0:13:04 | |
No! | 0:13:04 | 0:13:05 | |
We speak English, buddy. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
Look, about the sirens and the strobe lights? | 0:13:18 | 0:13:21 | |
We own a bakery, so we're up kinda early. Would you mind? | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
Sorry. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:25 | |
BEEPING THEN ALARM STOPS | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
Oh, and we found this in our pool filter. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:31 | |
Try to keep that zoo reined in, huh, babysitter? | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
SQUEAK | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
Yo, fool, handle me like that again, | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
and I'll be forced to lay knuckles upside your head. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:38 | |
OK! Enough is enough! | 0:13:38 | 0:13:39 | |
Come on, Scott. Let's go. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
-Come on. -No, you don't. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:42 | |
Get back here. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
Give me 20. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
I meant push-ups! | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
Zoe? | 0:13:49 | 0:13:50 | |
Drop down! Do 20! | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
OK. This is not the Army or the Navy... | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
Real nice move, Lieutenant Smooth(!) | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
Now he'll probably never speak to me. | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
Then I did you a favour. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:00 | |
Whoa! | 0:14:00 | 0:14:01 | |
Personal bubble invasion. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
Your mother was worried sick about you. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
You should call her and tell her the truth. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
Well, I'm sure you'll take care of that for me. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
Stay out of my life! | 0:14:09 | 0:14:12 | |
Uh! | 0:14:12 | 0:14:13 | |
Oh! | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
Wait! You can't do this! | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
I have plans. It's Saturday night! | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
Not any more! | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
You too. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:24 | |
Lights out. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:25 | |
Bite me. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:26 | |
Boy, this family's in for a rude awakening. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
# Don't make a move | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
# Till you're in the groove | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
# And do the Peter Panda dance | 0:14:34 | 0:14:38 | |
# Just hop three times | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
# Like a kangaroo | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
# Side-step twice | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
# Just like those crabs do | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
# Three steps forward | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
# One step back | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
# Then quick, like a turtle... # | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
DEEP VOICE: # ..Lie on your back. # | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
WHISTLE BLOWS | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
WHISTLE BLOWS Ah! Ah! Ah! | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
WHISTLE BLOWS | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
WHISTLE BLOWS | 0:15:10 | 0:15:11 | |
What are you doing? | 0:15:13 | 0:15:14 | |
You're burning daylight! Move! | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
It's Sunday. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
And it's 6 am! | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
You're insane! | 0:15:20 | 0:15:21 | |
Listen up! | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
Your behaviour is unacceptable. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:32 | |
In order to maintain a state of safety, | 0:15:32 | 0:15:35 | |
we need to maintain a state of order. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:36 | |
Won't you have one more little bite? | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
We're going to be strong mineworkers when we grow up. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
Excuse me. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:42 | |
Excuse me! | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
Now, I've only got one rule. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
Everything is done my way. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
No highway option. Do you copy? | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
Do you copy? | 0:15:52 | 0:15:53 | |
What? | 0:15:53 | 0:15:54 | |
I said, do you copy? | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
What? I said, do you copy? | 0:15:56 | 0:16:00 | |
Do not copy me. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
Do not copy me. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:03 | |
Hey! I mean it. Cut it out! | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
Hey! I mean it! Cut it out! | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
PFFT! | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
-Peter farted. -Zoe: Oh! | 0:16:12 | 0:16:13 | |
-Seth: -Ugh! Oh, that is so gross. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
Quiet! | 0:16:15 | 0:16:16 | |
Everybody up. That means you too. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
Tracking devices! | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
Never take 'em off. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
The panic button is for emergencies only! | 0:16:24 | 0:16:28 | |
Touch that, you'd better be dying. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
Or you're dead. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
I would rather chew off my arm than wear that. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
Just because my mom is paranoid | 0:16:36 | 0:16:37 | |
doesn't mean that we have to take orders from you. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
Let me explain to you how the chain of command works. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
I tell you what to do, | 0:16:42 | 0:16:43 | |
and you do it! | 0:16:43 | 0:16:44 | |
End of chain. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
BEEPING I'm not going to have time to remember all of your names. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
You'll be red leader, | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
red baby, red one, | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
red... | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
BEEPING | 0:16:57 | 0:16:58 | |
Where's the older male? | 0:16:58 | 0:16:59 | |
There were 5. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:00 | |
He walks like Dracula, | 0:17:00 | 0:17:04 | |
with footsteps silent, like death! | 0:17:04 | 0:17:08 | |
He's in his room. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
Red two! | 0:17:14 | 0:17:15 | |
Red two, open up! | 0:17:17 | 0:17:18 | |
Red two! | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
TOILET FLUSHES | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
-What've you done?! -What? | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
I thought... | 0:17:32 | 0:17:33 | |
Is this what you're trained to do? | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
A shock and awe on my door? | 0:17:35 | 0:17:37 | |
Hey, I can fix that with a hammer and some nails. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:40 | |
-It's real easy... -No, it's not! | 0:17:40 | 0:17:41 | |
Look, it... it's broken in half! | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
You can't fix that! | 0:17:43 | 0:17:44 | |
BEEPING If you'd been wearing this, | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
this wouldn't have happened. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:48 | |
What are you talking about? | 0:17:49 | 0:17:50 | |
I was in the bathroom! | 0:17:50 | 0:17:52 | |
You know I would never ask you for your help, | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
but he has got to go. | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
BEEPING | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
Somebody help me, please! | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
-Ooh! -Help me, somebody! | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
Stop it, Peter! | 0:18:21 | 0:18:22 | |
It's nuts! | 0:18:22 | 0:18:23 | |
Peter, cut this out. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:24 | |
Hey, good soldiers aren't scared of anything. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
I'm not scared - I'm annoyed. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
Ever since he heard Daddy say | 0:18:35 | 0:18:36 | |
there was a ghost in the house, | 0:18:36 | 0:18:37 | |
he puts on that blanket | 0:18:37 | 0:18:38 | |
and chases me everywhere. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
It drives me crazy! | 0:18:40 | 0:18:41 | |
Peter, have you seen this Ghost? | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
Mm-mm. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:45 | |
Wait, here he comes. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:52 | |
Hey, you leave towel on floor in bathroom. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
I pick up after kids, not you. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:13 | |
And light a match next time! | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
Ah! | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
Ugh. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
I have good news. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
Your background checks have cleared, | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
and we are free to give you the books. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
-Ah! -Excellent. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
Just as soon as you provide us with the passwords. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
Passwords? | 0:19:40 | 0:19:41 | |
It was your husband's wish | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
that the person who comes in to collect the box | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
must provide us with the passwords. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
Great(!) | 0:19:48 | 0:19:49 | |
Is it...the Ghost? | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
Ghost. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:52 | |
Um...no. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
Ah! These brats. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
I had it! | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
Remain calm. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
I AM calm. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:08 | |
I quit! | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
That makes me calm! | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
Let's not be hasty about this. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
JULIE: 'Hello? Hello?' | 0:20:25 | 0:20:26 | |
Don't even think about it! | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
'Hello? Lieutenant Wolfe? | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
'It's Julie Plummer.' | 0:20:31 | 0:20:32 | |
Who's this? 'Julie Plummer.' | 0:20:32 | 0:20:33 | |
What's that? | 0:20:33 | 0:20:34 | |
'Julie Plummer!' | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
Oh, Mrs Plummer. 'Did something fall? | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
'What was that noise?' | 0:20:39 | 0:20:40 | |
-Oh, no, no. Nothing. Everything's OK. -Agh! | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
You'll be happy to know that I found the culprit | 0:20:43 | 0:20:44 | |
that's been sneaking around your house. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
'Great. Who was it?' | 0:20:46 | 0:20:47 | |
-Oh, just some teenager. 'A teenager?' -Ah! | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
'I wanted to tell you that I might be a few more days.' | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
You're going to be a few more days?! | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
'Yes. Is that a problem?' | 0:20:54 | 0:20:55 | |
-No, that's no problem. -Grrr! | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
No, that's fine. I'm just... | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
I'm just doing my... | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
Ah! 'Your what?' | 0:21:01 | 0:21:02 | |
Doody. 'And you're sure everything's OK?' | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
Ah, things are great, Mrs Plummer. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:07 | |
Yeah, you just do whatever you have to... | 0:21:07 | 0:21:10 | |
'OK, well...' Bye, Mrs Plummer! | 0:21:10 | 0:21:12 | |
Just calm down. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
Just...just try to relax. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:20 | |
Ah! | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
Ah! | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
She bit me! | 0:21:31 | 0:21:32 | |
Helga, I command you to come back here! | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
That's a direct order. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
You can't leave a man behind. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
Red leader! | 0:21:41 | 0:21:42 | |
Red leader! | 0:21:43 | 0:21:45 | |
I don't even know how to change a diaper! | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
Don't worry! | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 | |
If she loves you, she'll come back, huh? | 0:21:51 | 0:21:54 | |
OK, everybody, listen up. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
There's been a change of plans. | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
Your mother's not coming home | 0:21:59 | 0:22:00 | |
as soon as she expected. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
When IS she coming back? | 0:22:02 | 0:22:03 | |
Soon. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:04 | |
So, for now, we'll just have some more big fun. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
That's what we've been doing? | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
Having fun? | 0:22:08 | 0:22:09 | |
But tomorrow's a school day. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:10 | |
-SETH: -I have wrestling practice. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:12 | |
I need a signed release for driver's ed. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:13 | |
I've got fireflies. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:14 | |
-I have to go to the mall. There's this new halter top on sale... -I... | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
Whoa, OK, halt. Halt. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:20 | |
We'll take this hill one inch at a time. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
Only then can we rise to the challenge. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
PFFT | 0:22:25 | 0:22:26 | |
OK. Who's going to change red baby? | 0:22:28 | 0:22:31 | |
Guys? | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
Ah! | 0:22:38 | 0:22:39 | |
God! Red baby! | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
TOILET FLUSHES You ready? There it is. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
Soak that up a bit. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:53 | |
Hi. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:02 | |
Zoe says you look like the Hulk. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
I think you're cute. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:05 | |
Thank you. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:08 | |
Do you do kung fu? | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
Yes. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:14 | |
Did you ever punch someone so hard | 0:23:14 | 0:23:15 | |
that their head came off? | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
No. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
Why are your boobs so big? | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
They're not boobs. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:26 | |
Do you have to wear a bra? | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
So will my boobs get as big as yours someday? | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
You know, little girl, I think it's time | 0:23:41 | 0:23:44 | |
you went nappy-poo in beddy-bye land. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:47 | |
Do I look like I'm five to you? | 0:23:47 | 0:23:50 | |
What did I say? | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
Disrespectful. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
And to think I was interested in you. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
OK, troops, breakfast. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
What are you waiting for? Dig in. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
Feel free to mix and match. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:08 | |
Stay away from the cheese. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
It'll back you up for a month. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:11 | |
Don't worry about running out, | 0:24:11 | 0:24:12 | |
I can get lots more of these. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
I've survived months off this stuff. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
OK, like, I'm really going to eat all of these carbs? | 0:24:16 | 0:24:19 | |
I can cross my eyes. Want to see? | 0:24:20 | 0:24:21 | |
No. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
HE WHIMPERS | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
Tyler hates it when I do that. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:32 | |
I know how he feels. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
Red four! | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
TYLER CRIES | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
Plummer residence. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:49 | |
Yes, I know it's Monday today. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
No, Mrs Plummer is away. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
Yes, we'll be right there. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
Who was that? | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
Your Vice Principal. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
He said that if you and Seth are late again, | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
you're both suspended. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
He wants to see you in his office right away. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
What is it? | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
It's a mini-van. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:48 | |
Eugh. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:49 | |
Now, is this supposed to...? | 0:25:49 | 0:25:52 | |
How do we...? | 0:25:52 | 0:25:53 | |
Excuse me, Mr Wolfe, | 0:25:53 | 0:25:54 | |
if you don't hurry up, | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
we're going to be late for sure. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:57 | |
Not on my watch. | 0:25:57 | 0:25:58 | |
Hold that. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:05 | |
How fast IS your watch? | 0:26:05 | 0:26:06 | |
You'll be suspended for sure. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:10 | |
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! | 0:26:11 | 0:26:14 | |
Who drives like this?! You're crazy! | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
SCHOOL BELL RINGS | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
-Ah! -What are you doing?! | 0:26:25 | 0:26:28 | |
BELL RINGS Got 'em here. My fault. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:35 | |
Yeah, I always said these kids needed a parole officer. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:39 | |
I guess, uh, Mrs Plummer thought so too, huh? | 0:26:39 | 0:26:43 | |
Wow, you got a real upper torso going on. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:48 | |
You ever do any time? | 0:26:48 | 0:26:49 | |
Sasquatch. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:52 | |
You got something to say, boy? | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
No. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:56 | |
No? OK. | 0:26:56 | 0:26:58 | |
Wow. It looks like you have a pair of legs | 0:26:58 | 0:27:01 | |
coming out of your shoulders. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:02 | |
You hit the gym a lot, do you? | 0:27:02 | 0:27:05 | |
Woolly mammoth. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
All right, you know what, creeper, | 0:27:07 | 0:27:08 | |
you just bought yourself | 0:27:08 | 0:27:10 | |
an extra 15 minutes on the mats. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
With the Murnanator. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:13 | |
Excuse me. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
Lieutenant Shane Wolfe. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 | |
I'm watching the kids for the Plummers for a few days. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:20 | |
Oh, babysitter, huh? | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
Well, good, whatever job you can get, right? | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
I'm Murney. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
Dwayne Murney. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:28 | |
My friends call me "little puppet". | 0:27:28 | 0:27:30 | |
I'm the VP here. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:32 | |
I'm in charge of discipline, conduct and truancy | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 | |
from top to bottom - K through 12. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:39 | |
You're in my house now, strong man. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:41 | |
You're the Vice Principal. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:43 | |
And the wrestling coach. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:45 | |
See the creeper over there? | 0:27:45 | 0:27:47 | |
He has played hooky from every wrestling practice this month. | 0:27:47 | 0:27:50 | |
And her... | 0:27:50 | 0:27:51 | |
she has missed 22 driver's ed classes... | 0:27:51 | 0:27:55 | |
out of 23! | 0:27:55 | 0:27:56 | |
These are the worst students in my school. | 0:27:57 | 0:27:59 | |
-I'm ashamed... -WOMAN: -YOUR school? | 0:27:59 | 0:28:00 | |
Good morning, kids. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:06 | |
Mr Murney, thank you so much for watching my chair for me. | 0:28:06 | 0:28:09 | |
-I'll take it from here. -Roger that. Absolutely. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:12 | |
I was just informing our new friend here | 0:28:12 | 0:28:14 | |
about some of the duties as Vice Principal. | 0:28:14 | 0:28:16 | |
Yes, speaking of which, how's it going with the investigation | 0:28:16 | 0:28:19 | |
into the baloney slices in the cafeteria ceiling? | 0:28:19 | 0:28:21 | |
Uh, that's been taking some interesting turns. | 0:28:21 | 0:28:23 | |
-You just keep up the good work. -Right. | 0:28:23 | 0:28:25 | |
I'll be on the roof. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:27 | |
Bye now. | 0:28:27 | 0:28:29 | |
All right then, kids, | 0:28:30 | 0:28:31 | |
I think it's time to get back to class. | 0:28:31 | 0:28:32 | |
I'll cut you some slack today, | 0:28:32 | 0:28:34 | |
seeing as it's Lieutenant Wolfe's first day. Thank you. | 0:28:34 | 0:28:37 | |
Can I get you some coffee or...? | 0:28:38 | 0:28:40 | |
Yes, please. | 0:28:40 | 0:28:42 | |
So what's with this Murnanator? | 0:28:44 | 0:28:46 | |
He's big, he's hairy, he's sometimes smelly, | 0:28:46 | 0:28:49 | |
but he's harmless, and he has tenure. | 0:28:49 | 0:28:51 | |
So you're the bodyguard. | 0:28:51 | 0:28:54 | |
Well, Mrs Plummer thought that the kids needed... | 0:28:54 | 0:28:56 | |
She's already briefed me on everything | 0:28:56 | 0:28:58 | |
and she told me that the kids aren't fully aware of the situation | 0:28:58 | 0:29:00 | |
and that's the way she wants it. | 0:29:00 | 0:29:02 | |
She also told me you're a Teams guy. | 0:29:04 | 0:29:07 | |
Yes, I am. | 0:29:07 | 0:29:09 | |
Well, Petty Officer third class Claire Fletcher at your service. | 0:29:09 | 0:29:12 | |
You're kidding. | 0:29:12 | 0:29:13 | |
Four years at Naval Base Coronado. | 0:29:13 | 0:29:15 | |
They paid for college. | 0:29:15 | 0:29:16 | |
Honour, courage... | 0:29:16 | 0:29:18 | |
Commitment. It's the way I run this school. | 0:29:18 | 0:29:21 | |
I like that. | 0:29:21 | 0:29:22 | |
So...permission to stick around and keep eyes on the kids? | 0:29:26 | 0:29:30 | |
Permission granted. | 0:29:30 | 0:29:32 | |
CHEERLEADERS: # We don't need no music | 0:29:41 | 0:29:43 | |
# We don't need no bands | 0:29:43 | 0:29:44 | |
# All we need is Mustang fans | 0:29:44 | 0:29:46 | |
# Jammin' in the stands | 0:29:46 | 0:29:48 | |
# We said jammin' in the stands | 0:29:48 | 0:29:49 | |
# J-A-M-M-I-N | 0:29:49 | 0:29:52 | |
# Jammin' in the stands | 0:29:52 | 0:29:53 | |
# What? J-A-M-M-I-N | 0:29:53 | 0:29:55 | |
# Jammin' in the stands | 0:29:55 | 0:29:57 | |
# Go, Mustangs! # | 0:29:57 | 0:29:59 | |
CHEERING | 0:29:59 | 0:30:00 | |
Black belt. Honourable discharge. | 0:30:00 | 0:30:03 | |
Clean as a whistle. | 0:30:03 | 0:30:06 | |
Hey! | 0:30:14 | 0:30:15 | |
Enough. | 0:30:15 | 0:30:16 | |
All right, you heard the lady. | 0:30:16 | 0:30:18 | |
Let's break it up, guys. Come on. | 0:30:18 | 0:30:21 | |
Relax, Popeye. | 0:30:21 | 0:30:23 | |
Boys will be boys, huh? | 0:30:23 | 0:30:24 | |
Anyway, it's kind of good for the creeper. | 0:30:24 | 0:30:26 | |
Gives him a chance to punk up, | 0:30:26 | 0:30:28 | |
learn to defend himself. | 0:30:28 | 0:30:30 | |
Six against one? | 0:30:30 | 0:30:31 | |
Well, you know the odds are never pretty, | 0:30:31 | 0:30:34 | |
but look at it as like a preparation forum. | 0:30:34 | 0:30:36 | |
You know, the naked streets of Bethesda | 0:30:36 | 0:30:38 | |
could be so dark and dangerous. | 0:30:38 | 0:30:39 | |
Right, creeper? | 0:30:39 | 0:30:42 | |
Whoa. | 0:30:42 | 0:30:44 | |
You're pretty quick there, frog man. | 0:30:44 | 0:30:46 | |
I myself happen to be a black belt. | 0:30:46 | 0:30:48 | |
That's why they wanted me to be the coach of the wrestling team. | 0:30:48 | 0:30:51 | |
Oyaaa! | 0:30:51 | 0:30:52 | |
Sensei. | 0:30:53 | 0:30:55 | |
You know what that's called, homeboy? | 0:30:55 | 0:30:57 | |
Total control. | 0:30:57 | 0:30:59 | |
You all right? | 0:31:00 | 0:31:01 | |
Tell you what. Maybe sometime you can pop by the wrestling class, | 0:31:01 | 0:31:04 | |
and, uh, we'll show the boys how a couple of pros do it. | 0:31:04 | 0:31:07 | |
What do you think? I'll go easy on you. | 0:31:07 | 0:31:09 | |
I'm on duty. | 0:31:09 | 0:31:10 | |
You're on duty? | 0:31:10 | 0:31:12 | |
Oh, that's right, that's right. You're babysitter. | 0:31:12 | 0:31:14 | |
So it's kind of like doo-doo duty. | 0:31:14 | 0:31:16 | |
Don't worry about it. | 0:31:18 | 0:31:20 | |
We'll do it on a day when you're not, uh, washing your hair. | 0:31:20 | 0:31:22 | |
And I'll see YOU in class. | 0:31:24 | 0:31:28 | |
At ease. | 0:31:29 | 0:31:30 | |
That guy don't have his head on right. | 0:31:32 | 0:31:35 | |
I was fine. | 0:31:35 | 0:31:36 | |
I don't need your help. | 0:31:36 | 0:31:38 | |
Aw. Hey. | 0:31:44 | 0:31:47 | |
Rough day? | 0:31:47 | 0:31:48 | |
I tried feeding him. | 0:31:48 | 0:31:50 | |
Yeah, did you try changing him? | 0:31:50 | 0:31:51 | |
Would you help me? | 0:31:51 | 0:31:52 | |
No. | 0:31:52 | 0:31:54 | |
Just the thought of... BEEPING | 0:31:54 | 0:31:55 | |
BEEPING | 0:31:57 | 0:31:58 | |
Emergency. | 0:32:02 | 0:32:03 | |
What do...? I... | 0:32:03 | 0:32:05 | |
Hey! | 0:32:05 | 0:32:06 | |
Hi. | 0:32:06 | 0:32:08 | |
BEEPING | 0:32:16 | 0:32:18 | |
Where you going? | 0:32:42 | 0:32:44 | |
BEEPING | 0:33:24 | 0:33:26 | |
ALL: Ew. | 0:33:43 | 0:33:46 | |
Ha-ha(!) | 0:33:46 | 0:33:48 | |
I should go, OK? | 0:33:50 | 0:33:51 | |
Just...call me, you guys, if you need anything. | 0:33:51 | 0:33:53 | |
My number's on the... | 0:33:53 | 0:33:55 | |
fridge. ..Are you OK? | 0:33:55 | 0:33:58 | |
Oh, wow... | 0:33:58 | 0:34:01 | |
Is there anything I can do? | 0:34:04 | 0:34:06 | |
I'm OK. | 0:34:06 | 0:34:07 | |
-Can I get you anything? -I'm fine. | 0:34:07 | 0:34:10 | |
I mean, they're just kids, you know. | 0:34:10 | 0:34:12 | |
Call me if you need anything, OK? | 0:34:12 | 0:34:15 | |
After you sh-shower. | 0:34:15 | 0:34:17 | |
Or before. It doesn't matter. | 0:34:17 | 0:34:18 | |
OK. I'll see you guys. | 0:34:18 | 0:34:19 | |
(Very funny.) | 0:34:24 | 0:34:26 | |
Thank you for the letter. | 0:34:26 | 0:34:28 | |
GIGGLING | 0:34:49 | 0:34:50 | |
Guys, be quiet! | 0:34:52 | 0:34:53 | |
I told you he had boobs. | 0:34:53 | 0:34:55 | |
Lulu, can I see you in the family room? | 0:34:56 | 0:34:59 | |
Who are those people? | 0:35:03 | 0:35:04 | |
My troop. It's Monday. | 0:35:05 | 0:35:07 | |
Monday, Wednesday and Saturday are troop nights. | 0:35:07 | 0:35:09 | |
All right, get rid of 'em. | 0:35:09 | 0:35:10 | |
I can't! Everyone's parents go out on troop nights, | 0:35:10 | 0:35:12 | |
and they won't be back till 8. | 0:35:12 | 0:35:14 | |
Mom's our den mother! | 0:35:14 | 0:35:15 | |
You're gonna tell your little friends... | 0:35:15 | 0:35:17 | |
GIGGLING | 0:35:17 | 0:35:18 | |
Today we're supposed to sell cookies. | 0:35:24 | 0:35:26 | |
I don't do cookies. | 0:35:26 | 0:35:28 | |
We have to. If we don't sell enough cookies, | 0:35:28 | 0:35:31 | |
we can't go to the jamboree! | 0:35:31 | 0:35:33 | |
(They're waving at me.) | 0:35:40 | 0:35:41 | |
All right, ladies! | 0:35:41 | 0:35:43 | |
Here's how it's gonna be. | 0:35:43 | 0:35:45 | |
Tonight, I'm your den mother. | 0:35:45 | 0:35:48 | |
That means if you wanna live to see tomorrow, | 0:35:48 | 0:35:51 | |
you do exactly as I say. | 0:35:51 | 0:35:53 | |
Do we understand each other? | 0:35:53 | 0:35:55 | |
Den mother, | 0:35:55 | 0:35:56 | |
you frighten me. | 0:35:56 | 0:35:58 | |
Good. | 0:35:58 | 0:35:59 | |
Now let's move out! | 0:35:59 | 0:36:02 | |
-ZOE: -Yeah, he's kind of a dork, but he's OK. | 0:36:15 | 0:36:18 | |
-JULIE: 'And how's Helga doing?' -Oh, Helga's fine. | 0:36:18 | 0:36:20 | |
Um, when are you getting home? | 0:36:20 | 0:36:21 | |
'I'm sorry this is taking so long.' | 0:36:21 | 0:36:23 | |
Look, Mom. I'd love to stay and chat all day, | 0:36:23 | 0:36:25 | |
but I have homework to do. | 0:36:25 | 0:36:26 | |
Oh, no! They're back! | 0:36:45 | 0:36:48 | |
MUSIC: The Good, The Bad And The Ugly theme | 0:36:48 | 0:36:53 | |
Hey, skeever! | 0:36:55 | 0:36:56 | |
What glows in the dark till you squish 'em? | 0:36:56 | 0:36:58 | |
Fireflies! | 0:36:58 | 0:37:00 | |
Please leave us alone. | 0:37:07 | 0:37:09 | |
This is troop 16 territory. | 0:37:09 | 0:37:11 | |
How are we supposed to sell raffle tickets | 0:37:11 | 0:37:14 | |
if this place reeks of your skanky cookies? | 0:37:14 | 0:37:16 | |
Hey! Hey! | 0:37:16 | 0:37:18 | |
Boo! | 0:37:18 | 0:37:20 | |
GIRLS SCREAM | 0:37:20 | 0:37:21 | |
Get out of here! SHOUTING | 0:37:21 | 0:37:23 | |
Oh! These cookies taste disgusting! | 0:37:23 | 0:37:25 | |
I know! | 0:37:25 | 0:37:26 | |
Where are my troops? | 0:37:28 | 0:37:30 | |
BEEPING | 0:37:30 | 0:37:32 | |
Lulu, what happened? | 0:37:42 | 0:37:43 | |
Those boys over there broke our cookies. | 0:37:43 | 0:37:46 | |
Broke your cookies? | 0:37:46 | 0:37:48 | |
Mm-hm. | 0:37:48 | 0:37:49 | |
Lulu, this is not a toy. | 0:37:49 | 0:37:50 | |
Forget those boys. | 0:37:50 | 0:37:51 | |
I am here to protect you, | 0:37:51 | 0:37:53 | |
not cookies. | 0:37:53 | 0:37:55 | |
Understand? | 0:37:55 | 0:37:56 | |
Good. Now get in the car. | 0:37:57 | 0:37:59 | |
We're all going home. | 0:37:59 | 0:38:00 | |
Wait. You can't take us home yet. | 0:38:00 | 0:38:02 | |
You're supposed to take us to get something to eat. | 0:38:02 | 0:38:04 | |
Where do you usually go? | 0:38:05 | 0:38:06 | |
Welcome | 0:38:06 | 0:38:08 | |
to Woody Woodchuck's! | 0:38:08 | 0:38:09 | |
SHOUTING | 0:38:11 | 0:38:12 | |
Let's go, let's go. | 0:38:16 | 0:38:19 | |
Sweetie... | 0:38:19 | 0:38:21 | |
And they say war is hell. | 0:38:21 | 0:38:25 | |
# Whenever we go out the people always shout | 0:38:25 | 0:38:28 | |
# They go Shane Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt | 0:38:28 | 0:38:30 | |
# La la la la la la la la | 0:38:30 | 0:38:32 | |
# Shane Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt | 0:38:32 | 0:38:35 | |
# His name is my name too. # | 0:38:35 | 0:38:37 | |
GIRLS SCREAM | 0:38:37 | 0:38:39 | |
Oh, I sorta figured you'd come back for him. | 0:38:43 | 0:38:45 | |
Lulu, watch your brother. | 0:38:45 | 0:38:46 | |
Inexcusable. | 0:38:46 | 0:38:48 | |
I've never left a man behind. | 0:38:48 | 0:38:49 | |
Oh, relax. Once we found a kid in the ball pool when we opened in the morning. ..Whoa! Whoa! | 0:38:49 | 0:38:55 | |
Not cool! | 0:38:55 | 0:38:56 | |
Uh, there is no freestylin' in the ball pool. | 0:38:56 | 0:38:59 | |
GIGGLING | 0:38:59 | 0:39:01 | |
Should we send someone in after him? | 0:39:10 | 0:39:12 | |
SCREAMING | 0:39:15 | 0:39:17 | |
We're good. | 0:39:18 | 0:39:20 | |
HIP-HOP MUSIC BLARES | 0:39:25 | 0:39:27 | |
Holy baloney. | 0:39:30 | 0:39:32 | |
Ooh! Someone's gonna get busted. | 0:39:32 | 0:39:36 | |
Who are all these people? | 0:39:36 | 0:39:37 | |
How you doin'? What's wrong with this? | 0:39:37 | 0:39:38 | |
We need to talk. | 0:39:38 | 0:39:40 | |
Don't hate the player, girl, hate the game. | 0:39:40 | 0:39:41 | |
Beat it. | 0:39:48 | 0:39:49 | |
MUSIC STOPS | 0:39:52 | 0:39:53 | |
Party's over! | 0:39:54 | 0:39:56 | |
Oh, my God, it's here. | 0:39:56 | 0:39:57 | |
You're all gonna clean this house spotless. | 0:39:57 | 0:40:00 | |
No highway option. | 0:40:00 | 0:40:02 | |
-Get cleaning. -I'm outta here. | 0:40:02 | 0:40:04 | |
Oof. | 0:40:04 | 0:40:05 | |
SHOUTING | 0:40:05 | 0:40:07 | |
Oh, no, you don't. | 0:40:15 | 0:40:16 | |
This is my favourite shirt. | 0:40:25 | 0:40:27 | |
Thank you. | 0:40:41 | 0:40:42 | |
Come on, Seth, you've been in there for an hour. | 0:41:09 | 0:41:11 | |
Thanks a lot, Lieutenant Loser. | 0:41:13 | 0:41:15 | |
Now I'm gonna be the school joke. | 0:41:15 | 0:41:17 | |
I don't even know what I'm gonna say to my friends. | 0:41:17 | 0:41:20 | |
You call those people your friends?! | 0:41:20 | 0:41:21 | |
They have no respect for you. | 0:41:21 | 0:41:24 | |
They have no respect for your home. | 0:41:24 | 0:41:25 | |
You have no respect for yourself. | 0:41:25 | 0:41:27 | |
I do too respect myself. | 0:41:27 | 0:41:30 | |
Company downstairs, and that means you too. | 0:41:30 | 0:41:33 | |
You're not my dad. | 0:41:33 | 0:41:34 | |
In case you haven't noticed, | 0:41:34 | 0:41:37 | |
this family is going through a really hard time, | 0:41:37 | 0:41:40 | |
and you're just making everything a lot worse. | 0:41:40 | 0:41:42 | |
You have no feelings. | 0:41:42 | 0:41:44 | |
We hate you. | 0:41:44 | 0:41:46 | |
And you hate us. | 0:41:46 | 0:41:48 | |
So why don't you just leave us alone? | 0:41:48 | 0:41:50 | |
Don't worry. When your mom comes back, I'm gone. | 0:41:50 | 0:41:53 | |
CRASH | 0:41:53 | 0:41:55 | |
Now what? | 0:41:55 | 0:41:56 | |
Scott. | 0:41:56 | 0:41:57 | |
Hyah! | 0:41:57 | 0:41:59 | |
Run, take the babies! Go to your rooms! | 0:42:00 | 0:42:02 | |
Shane, Shane, Shane! Come over here, take one of these. | 0:42:25 | 0:42:27 | |
Lulu! | 0:42:27 | 0:42:29 | |
Get inside. | 0:42:29 | 0:42:30 | |
-Come on. -Hey, hey! | 0:42:30 | 0:42:32 | |
-Lulu. -Ah! | 0:42:32 | 0:42:33 | |
Don't move. | 0:43:31 | 0:43:32 | |
QUACKING | 0:43:35 | 0:43:37 | |
Ah! | 0:43:38 | 0:43:39 | |
Ooh! | 0:43:39 | 0:43:41 | |
Kids. It's safe. | 0:43:49 | 0:43:52 | |
Who was that? | 0:43:52 | 0:43:53 | |
-What'd they want? -What happened? | 0:43:53 | 0:43:55 | |
Please don't leave us, Shane. | 0:43:55 | 0:43:56 | |
What'd they want? | 0:43:56 | 0:43:57 | |
They were after the program | 0:43:57 | 0:43:59 | |
that your father invented. | 0:43:59 | 0:44:00 | |
They were after this. | 0:44:04 | 0:44:05 | |
All right, all right. Come on, guys, | 0:44:07 | 0:44:09 | |
let's hope this is it. | 0:44:09 | 0:44:10 | |
'926 31043. | 0:44:16 | 0:44:17 | |
-'926... -31043.' | 0:44:17 | 0:44:20 | |
They want our Ghost movie? | 0:44:20 | 0:44:21 | |
Haven't they ever heard of Blockbuster? | 0:44:21 | 0:44:24 | |
-'Tell her Rita Miller. -Rita Miller. -Didn't they have you sign a...? | 0:44:24 | 0:44:27 | |
So there really are people out there to get us? | 0:44:27 | 0:44:30 | |
Yes, there are, Zoe. | 0:44:30 | 0:44:31 | |
That's why I'm here. | 0:44:31 | 0:44:32 | |
I think we're gonna need a little more cooperation. | 0:44:32 | 0:44:35 | |
From now on, you listen to me. | 0:44:35 | 0:44:38 | |
And I'll listen to you too. | 0:44:38 | 0:44:40 | |
Deal? | 0:44:40 | 0:44:42 | |
-Relax. Relax. -I'm relaxed. | 0:44:44 | 0:44:46 | |
If you'd just relax... | 0:44:46 | 0:44:48 | |
I'm relaxed, I'm relaxed! | 0:44:48 | 0:44:49 | |
You've GOT to relax! Ease up on the... | 0:44:49 | 0:44:52 | |
I'm not feeling well here. | 0:44:52 | 0:44:54 | |
Oh, my God! There's a bee! | 0:44:54 | 0:44:55 | |
There's no bee. There's no bee! | 0:44:55 | 0:44:57 | |
ZOE SCREAMS | 0:44:57 | 0:44:58 | |
CRASH! | 0:44:59 | 0:45:01 | |
OK, so she wrecked the driver's ed car. | 0:45:01 | 0:45:03 | |
-The insurance will pay for it. -They were parallel parking. | 0:45:03 | 0:45:06 | |
The instructor jumped from the car, | 0:45:06 | 0:45:08 | |
but it's not about her. It's about the boy. | 0:45:08 | 0:45:10 | |
Has he been skipping class again? | 0:45:10 | 0:45:12 | |
Skipping class... | 0:45:12 | 0:45:13 | |
He always skips sixth period, | 0:45:13 | 0:45:14 | |
but this is something... | 0:45:14 | 0:45:15 | |
All right. ..Seth! | 0:45:15 | 0:45:16 | |
OK, take off the hat. | 0:45:19 | 0:45:21 | |
Go ahead. | 0:45:21 | 0:45:23 | |
Look at that. | 0:45:25 | 0:45:26 | |
That's how he showed up for practice today, and that's not all. | 0:45:26 | 0:45:29 | |
I was doin' a little recon in his locker and I found this. | 0:45:29 | 0:45:32 | |
OK? | 0:45:34 | 0:45:35 | |
All right, now, if it was a girlie magazine | 0:45:36 | 0:45:38 | |
or a hamster, fine. | 0:45:38 | 0:45:39 | |
Boys will be boys, but this... | 0:45:39 | 0:45:41 | |
is sick. | 0:45:41 | 0:45:43 | |
All right, he dyed his hair - he's not a Nazi. | 0:45:43 | 0:45:45 | |
This is not normal. We're very concerned. | 0:45:45 | 0:45:47 | |
SCHOOL BELL RINGS | 0:45:47 | 0:45:48 | |
All right, kids. Why don't you get back to class? | 0:45:48 | 0:45:51 | |
Mr Murney, could you give me a minute? | 0:45:51 | 0:45:53 | |
Look...I'm sure this is about their father. | 0:45:58 | 0:46:00 | |
We've tried to get Seth and Zoe | 0:46:00 | 0:46:02 | |
to talk to the school psychologist, but they won't. | 0:46:02 | 0:46:04 | |
Maybe you can get through to them, | 0:46:04 | 0:46:06 | |
see what's going on? | 0:46:06 | 0:46:07 | |
I'll talk to 'em and see what I can do. | 0:46:07 | 0:46:09 | |
Thanks. | 0:46:09 | 0:46:12 | |
SHANE: Seth! | 0:46:14 | 0:46:15 | |
I don't understand unless you explain it to me. | 0:46:15 | 0:46:18 | |
Why would you join the wrestling team if you hate it? | 0:46:18 | 0:46:20 | |
I did it because my father wanted me to! | 0:46:20 | 0:46:22 | |
Look, I know you're just trying to help, | 0:46:22 | 0:46:24 | |
but don't. | 0:46:24 | 0:46:25 | |
I can take care of myself. | 0:46:25 | 0:46:28 | |
A refrigerator magnet. | 0:46:48 | 0:46:49 | |
Smart kid... | 0:46:52 | 0:46:53 | |
Red one! | 0:46:54 | 0:46:56 | |
Zoe. | 0:46:56 | 0:46:57 | |
You're in charge. | 0:46:57 | 0:46:58 | |
Anyone gets within 40 clicks of the perimeter, signal me. | 0:46:58 | 0:47:01 | |
Keep all doors sealed, do your homework, | 0:47:01 | 0:47:03 | |
preheat the oven and... | 0:47:03 | 0:47:05 | |
don't let Lulu in the cookie jar. | 0:47:05 | 0:47:06 | |
All right. | 0:48:00 | 0:48:01 | |
All my Nazis are finally here. | 0:48:01 | 0:48:04 | |
I want all of you... | 0:48:04 | 0:48:06 | |
at attention. | 0:48:06 | 0:48:07 | |
OK, let's start where we left off yesterday. | 0:48:07 | 0:48:11 | |
# You are 16, going on 17 | 0:48:14 | 0:48:17 | |
# Baby, it's time to think | 0:48:17 | 0:48:21 | |
# Better be wary, canny and careful | 0:48:21 | 0:48:24 | |
# Baby, you're on the brink | 0:48:24 | 0:48:28 | |
# You are 16, going on 17 | 0:48:28 | 0:48:31 | |
# Fellows will fall in line... # | 0:48:31 | 0:48:33 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:48:40 | 0:48:43 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:48:48 | 0:48:50 | |
We open in a week, people. The set isn't finished. | 0:48:54 | 0:48:57 | |
Mother Abbess just quit because she got shingles! | 0:48:57 | 0:49:01 | |
And every step-ball-change would make Bob Fosse rise from the grave | 0:49:01 | 0:49:05 | |
just so he could have a heart attack again! | 0:49:05 | 0:49:08 | |
I'm really sorry. | 0:49:08 | 0:49:09 | |
-I'll get it right. -No, you won't, Seth. | 0:49:09 | 0:49:11 | |
You and your... | 0:49:12 | 0:49:13 | |
mother over here can't get it right, | 0:49:13 | 0:49:16 | |
and I know this because I am a professional. | 0:49:16 | 0:49:19 | |
I directed Showboat with Greg Brady. | 0:49:19 | 0:49:21 | |
It wasn't union, but it was good. | 0:49:21 | 0:49:24 | |
Obviously, I quit. | 0:49:31 | 0:49:33 | |
Exeunt stage right. | 0:49:33 | 0:49:35 | |
Seriously, Seth, | 0:49:40 | 0:49:41 | |
if you drop me again, I'm going to kill you. | 0:49:41 | 0:49:44 | |
Hi! | 0:49:44 | 0:49:45 | |
-Are you OK? -I'm fine. | 0:49:45 | 0:49:48 | |
Come on. | 0:49:49 | 0:49:50 | |
I'm not gonna quit. | 0:49:50 | 0:49:52 | |
I don't expect you to understand. | 0:49:52 | 0:49:54 | |
Hey... | 0:49:54 | 0:49:56 | |
I may not understand a whole hell of a lot | 0:49:56 | 0:49:58 | |
about this kind of stuff, | 0:49:58 | 0:50:00 | |
but I definitely understand not quitting. | 0:50:00 | 0:50:03 | |
And from what I see, you're pretty good. | 0:50:03 | 0:50:05 | |
A little discipline, you could make a go of this. | 0:50:05 | 0:50:08 | |
But what about Murney? | 0:50:08 | 0:50:10 | |
What about Murney? He's an all-talk... | 0:50:10 | 0:50:12 | |
So, The Sound Of Music? | 0:50:12 | 0:50:14 | |
I saw it when I was a kid. | 0:50:14 | 0:50:16 | |
Really? | 0:50:16 | 0:50:18 | |
The idea of a nun ditchin' her habit | 0:50:18 | 0:50:20 | |
for a guy in the military... | 0:50:20 | 0:50:22 | |
Nothin' wrong with that. | 0:50:22 | 0:50:24 | |
Do you think girls will think I'm weird? | 0:50:25 | 0:50:27 | |
I think they probably already do, Seth, | 0:50:27 | 0:50:30 | |
but you'll kill 'em later. | 0:50:30 | 0:50:32 | |
Come here. | 0:50:34 | 0:50:36 | |
Forget about everyone else for a second. | 0:50:37 | 0:50:39 | |
Is performing what makes you happy? | 0:50:40 | 0:50:43 | |
Yeah, more than anything. | 0:50:43 | 0:50:45 | |
All right, fall in. | 0:50:47 | 0:50:49 | |
Company, centre stage! | 0:50:51 | 0:50:53 | |
Company! Centre stage! | 0:50:56 | 0:50:59 | |
Who is this guy? | 0:50:59 | 0:51:01 | |
Now, do you or do you not | 0:51:01 | 0:51:04 | |
have what it takes to perform this musical? | 0:51:04 | 0:51:07 | |
We don't have a director. | 0:51:07 | 0:51:08 | |
I've directed rescue missions | 0:51:08 | 0:51:10 | |
all around the world. | 0:51:10 | 0:51:12 | |
I've directed numerous snatch-and-grabs | 0:51:12 | 0:51:16 | |
from countries whose names | 0:51:16 | 0:51:18 | |
you are not allowed to know. | 0:51:18 | 0:51:20 | |
I've choreographed multi-pronged | 0:51:20 | 0:51:23 | |
amphibious landings and stealth air attacks. | 0:51:23 | 0:51:27 | |
Do you think I have the military proficiency... | 0:51:27 | 0:51:32 | |
to direct this production? | 0:51:32 | 0:51:35 | |
Yes. | 0:51:35 | 0:51:37 | |
Yes what? | 0:51:37 | 0:51:38 | |
ALL: Yes, sir! | 0:51:38 | 0:51:40 | |
Once upon a time, there was a family... | 0:51:40 | 0:51:43 | |
of elves. | 0:51:43 | 0:51:44 | |
And one day, | 0:51:44 | 0:51:46 | |
the little elf family... | 0:51:46 | 0:51:50 | |
went into the magic forest | 0:51:50 | 0:51:53 | |
to find a secret... gnome facility, | 0:51:53 | 0:51:59 | |
where the gnomes were turning mushrooms into uranium. | 0:51:59 | 0:52:05 | |
So three elves laid down heavy suppressive fire | 0:52:05 | 0:52:10 | |
on the gnomes, | 0:52:10 | 0:52:11 | |
while the others manoeuvred around to the right flank | 0:52:11 | 0:52:16 | |
finishing off anything left alive. | 0:52:16 | 0:52:20 | |
Ah. | 0:52:20 | 0:52:22 | |
And not one of those elves | 0:52:24 | 0:52:25 | |
were left behind that day. | 0:52:25 | 0:52:27 | |
We got 'em all. | 0:52:29 | 0:52:30 | |
Even the teeniest, | 0:52:33 | 0:52:36 | |
littlest elf of all. | 0:52:36 | 0:52:40 | |
Rodriguez. | 0:52:40 | 0:52:43 | |
You're gonna have to do the panda dance, or he won't stop. | 0:52:43 | 0:52:46 | |
Oh, come on... | 0:52:46 | 0:52:47 | |
TYLER SCREAMS | 0:52:47 | 0:52:49 | |
(I don't know how to do the panda dance.) | 0:52:49 | 0:52:51 | |
I'll write it down for you. | 0:52:51 | 0:52:53 | |
Close your eyes, go to sleep, | 0:52:53 | 0:52:55 | |
I'll be right back. | 0:52:55 | 0:52:56 | |
You gotta do the dance... | 0:52:56 | 0:52:59 | |
like Dad used to do. | 0:52:59 | 0:53:01 | |
He made it up for him. | 0:53:01 | 0:53:02 | |
You have to do the dance to make him sleep. | 0:53:03 | 0:53:05 | |
Come on. | 0:53:05 | 0:53:07 | |
# When you're down and low | 0:53:09 | 0:53:12 | |
# Lower than the floor | 0:53:12 | 0:53:15 | |
# And you think that you ain't got a chance | 0:53:15 | 0:53:18 | |
# Bom, bom | 0:53:18 | 0:53:20 | |
# Don't make a move till you're in the groove... # | 0:53:20 | 0:53:23 | |
Lulu. | 0:53:23 | 0:53:24 | |
OK. | 0:53:24 | 0:53:26 | |
Seth. | 0:53:26 | 0:53:28 | |
Zoe. | 0:53:28 | 0:53:30 | |
Ah, today you drive. | 0:53:30 | 0:53:32 | |
But I can't even pass driver's ed. | 0:53:32 | 0:53:34 | |
Exactly. | 0:53:34 | 0:53:36 | |
We're all gonna die. | 0:53:41 | 0:53:43 | |
Have you ever given a driving lesson before? | 0:53:43 | 0:53:46 | |
In a mini-van, no. | 0:53:46 | 0:53:48 | |
But think of it like a Bradley assault vehicle. | 0:53:48 | 0:53:50 | |
Yeah, especially when Zoe's driving. | 0:53:50 | 0:53:52 | |
-SHE GASPS -Ah! | 0:53:54 | 0:53:57 | |
-LULU: -Zoe Plummer! | 0:53:57 | 0:53:58 | |
-SETH: -Zoe, what are you doing? | 0:53:58 | 0:54:00 | |
-What are you...? Slow down! -HORN HONKS | 0:54:00 | 0:54:02 | |
SCREAMING | 0:54:02 | 0:54:03 | |
SHANE: Whoa, whoa, whoa! | 0:54:08 | 0:54:11 | |
-Whoa! -Not bad. | 0:54:11 | 0:54:14 | |
Land! | 0:54:17 | 0:54:19 | |
Solid land! | 0:54:19 | 0:54:20 | |
I think it went well. | 0:54:20 | 0:54:21 | |
Oh, it's so dramatic! Eh! | 0:54:21 | 0:54:24 | |
-Hey, hey, hey! No fighting. Play nicely. -Sorry. | 0:54:26 | 0:54:29 | |
Hi. | 0:54:29 | 0:54:30 | |
Hey, how are you? | 0:54:30 | 0:54:32 | |
I wanted to tell you I've noticed an improvement in the Plummer kids | 0:54:32 | 0:54:35 | |
and I'm very impressed. | 0:54:35 | 0:54:37 | |
Yeah, you know, they're just misunderstood. | 0:54:37 | 0:54:39 | |
Peter, careful, don't make me come up there. | 0:54:39 | 0:54:42 | |
Someone just needs to take the time to talk to 'em. | 0:54:42 | 0:54:44 | |
Sounds like you're getting a little attached. | 0:54:44 | 0:54:47 | |
-I take my job very seriously. -Uh-huh. | 0:54:47 | 0:54:50 | |
But it's like you said, | 0:54:50 | 0:54:51 | |
they're just kids. | 0:54:51 | 0:54:52 | |
Well, keep up the good work. | 0:54:52 | 0:54:55 | |
Oh... | 0:54:57 | 0:54:58 | |
You look very nice today. | 0:55:00 | 0:55:02 | |
Oh... | 0:55:02 | 0:55:04 | |
thanks. | 0:55:04 | 0:55:06 | |
SHE CLEARS HER THROAT | 0:55:06 | 0:55:07 | |
MUTTERING | 0:55:07 | 0:55:09 | |
OK, I've had it. | 0:55:11 | 0:55:13 | |
I caught the kid dancin' under the bleachers to no music. | 0:55:13 | 0:55:16 | |
I want him out of my class - | 0:55:16 | 0:55:17 | |
somebody's gotta give this punk a talking-to. | 0:55:17 | 0:55:20 | |
Seth... | 0:55:20 | 0:55:21 | |
You got somethin' to say... | 0:55:22 | 0:55:24 | |
Twinkle-toes? | 0:55:24 | 0:55:25 | |
Yeah. Yeah, I do, Murney. | 0:55:27 | 0:55:29 | |
-I quit. -You quit. | 0:55:29 | 0:55:31 | |
You know why you quit? | 0:55:31 | 0:55:33 | |
Because you're a quitter. | 0:55:33 | 0:55:34 | |
And everybody knows that quitters... | 0:55:34 | 0:55:37 | |
quit. | 0:55:37 | 0:55:39 | |
What are ya scared of, huh, Prancer? | 0:55:42 | 0:55:43 | |
I'm not scared. I want to act. | 0:55:43 | 0:55:46 | |
And I want to take up origami(!) | 0:55:46 | 0:55:47 | |
I'm in The Sound Of Music. | 0:55:47 | 0:55:49 | |
Oh, a musical. | 0:55:49 | 0:55:51 | |
So you're givin' up wrestlin' to be in a musical. | 0:55:51 | 0:55:53 | |
You see, that's what happens | 0:55:53 | 0:55:54 | |
when there isn't a man in the house. | 0:55:54 | 0:55:56 | |
There is a man in the house. | 0:55:56 | 0:55:57 | |
It's me. | 0:55:57 | 0:55:59 | |
It's gotta be a tiny house. | 0:56:01 | 0:56:03 | |
You think you're tough, boy, don't you? | 0:56:06 | 0:56:09 | |
Hmm? | 0:56:09 | 0:56:11 | |
Wanna shave the tiger, do ya? | 0:56:11 | 0:56:13 | |
Huh? Wanna get tough? | 0:56:13 | 0:56:14 | |
Where'd you wanna do this? | 0:56:14 | 0:56:16 | |
What are you talkin' about, babysitter? | 0:56:16 | 0:56:17 | |
You said you wanted to wrestle. | 0:56:17 | 0:56:19 | |
Where? When? | 0:56:19 | 0:56:22 | |
After school. | 0:56:23 | 0:56:25 | |
OK. Today? | 0:56:25 | 0:56:27 | |
That's right. The gym. | 0:56:27 | 0:56:30 | |
OK? | 0:56:30 | 0:56:31 | |
Remember... | 0:56:31 | 0:56:33 | |
you mess with the bull, | 0:56:33 | 0:56:35 | |
you get the horns. | 0:56:35 | 0:56:36 | |
HE SNORTS | 0:56:36 | 0:56:39 | |
Phew! | 0:56:39 | 0:56:40 | |
Outta my way! | 0:56:45 | 0:56:47 | |
-How'd that feel? -It was good. | 0:56:49 | 0:56:52 | |
Murney's getting his butt kicked! | 0:56:55 | 0:56:58 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:56:58 | 0:56:59 | |
CHEERING | 0:56:59 | 0:57:01 | |
MUSIC: "We Are The Champions" by Queen | 0:57:01 | 0:57:02 | |
Oh, that is so gross. | 0:57:07 | 0:57:10 | |
Come on! Come on! | 0:57:10 | 0:57:13 | |
-What? -CHEERING | 0:57:13 | 0:57:14 | |
That's it! Ha-ha-ha! | 0:57:14 | 0:57:16 | |
Someone's gonna get hurt today, | 0:57:16 | 0:57:18 | |
and you know who it is? | 0:57:18 | 0:57:19 | |
MOUTHS WORD | 0:57:19 | 0:57:22 | |
# We will, we will rock you... # | 0:57:22 | 0:57:27 | |
You're about to enter... | 0:57:27 | 0:57:28 | |
Murney's house of pain! | 0:57:28 | 0:57:30 | |
What do you say | 0:57:30 | 0:57:31 | |
we go over the rules, cue ball? | 0:57:31 | 0:57:33 | |
Huh? | 0:57:33 | 0:57:35 | |
Rule number one... | 0:57:38 | 0:57:40 | |
never be too eager to rush your opponent. | 0:57:40 | 0:57:43 | |
Wanna play prison rules, frog man? | 0:57:45 | 0:57:47 | |
Wanna play prison rules? You got it. | 0:57:47 | 0:57:49 | |
I'll be your daddy. | 0:57:49 | 0:57:51 | |
-CRUNCH! -Ah! | 0:57:54 | 0:57:56 | |
Now you've unlocked the beast. | 0:57:57 | 0:58:00 | |
-CRUNCH! -Ah! | 0:58:00 | 0:58:03 | |
From this position, it's relatively easy | 0:58:03 | 0:58:05 | |
to manipulate your opponent. | 0:58:05 | 0:58:07 | |
Whooooa! | 0:58:07 | 0:58:09 | |
CHEERING | 0:58:09 | 0:58:10 | |
Thus we have the chicken wing. | 0:58:10 | 0:58:12 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:58:12 | 0:58:13 | |
-(WHIMPERING:) -The chicken wing... | 0:58:13 | 0:58:15 | |
Whaa...uh! | 0:58:15 | 0:58:16 | |
The arm bar. | 0:58:16 | 0:58:18 | |
The crowbar. | 0:58:18 | 0:58:20 | |
Or my personal favourite... | 0:58:20 | 0:58:22 | |
Ah! | 0:58:22 | 0:58:24 | |
..the pacifier! | 0:58:24 | 0:58:25 | |
CHEERING | 0:58:25 | 0:58:27 | |
Wow! | 0:58:27 | 0:58:29 | |
Any questions? | 0:58:35 | 0:58:37 | |
Anything you didn't understand? | 0:58:37 | 0:58:39 | |
Ah, the nipple crippler. | 0:58:40 | 0:58:42 | |
This is a useless, not to mention shameless move | 0:58:42 | 0:58:46 | |
that ultimately is a sure sign of desperation! | 0:58:46 | 0:58:50 | |
And finally... | 0:58:54 | 0:58:56 | |
Pin! | 0:59:01 | 0:59:02 | |
CHEERING | 0:59:02 | 0:59:04 | |
That was awesome. | 0:59:04 | 0:59:06 | |
Are you OK? | 0:59:08 | 0:59:09 | |
Get away from me! | 0:59:09 | 0:59:11 | |
Can I get a little help, please? | 0:59:13 | 0:59:15 | |
I can't move my back. Watch the back! | 0:59:15 | 0:59:17 | |
MUSIC PLAYS | 0:59:17 | 0:59:19 | |
# It's a new day but it all feels old | 0:59:27 | 0:59:30 | |
# It's a good life that's what I'm told | 0:59:30 | 0:59:33 | |
# But every day... # Go! # ..It all just feels the same | 0:59:33 | 0:59:38 | |
# And my high school it felt more to me... # | 0:59:38 | 0:59:40 | |
Ah! Sorry. | 0:59:40 | 0:59:42 | |
# ..My time spent there it only made me see... # | 0:59:42 | 0:59:46 | |
I didn't get that cone. | 0:59:46 | 0:59:48 | |
# ..That I don't ever wanna be like you | 0:59:48 | 0:59:50 | |
# I don't wanna do the things you do | 0:59:50 | 0:59:53 | |
# I'm never gonna hear the words you say | 0:59:53 | 0:59:56 | |
# And I don't ever wanna I don't ever wanna... # | 0:59:56 | 0:59:58 | |
Crawl! # ..Be you | 0:59:58 | 1:00:00 | |
# Don't wanna be just like you | 1:00:00 | 1:00:03 | |
# What I'm saying is this is the anthem | 1:00:03 | 1:00:05 | |
# Throw all your hands up | 1:00:05 | 1:00:06 | |
# You...don't wanna be you... # | 1:00:06 | 1:00:10 | |
DEVICE BEEPS | 1:00:11 | 1:00:13 | |
See? But he usually breaks down the door. | 1:00:14 | 1:00:17 | |
# ..I wanna get by and just do my time | 1:00:19 | 1:00:21 | |
# Out of step while they all get in line | 1:00:21 | 1:00:24 | |
# I'm just a minor threat so pay no mind... # | 1:00:24 | 1:00:30 | |
Excellent! Now do it backwards. | 1:00:43 | 1:00:46 | |
# ..What I'm saying is this is the anthem | 1:00:47 | 1:00:49 | |
# Throw all your hands up | 1:00:49 | 1:00:50 | |
# You got to feel me sing if you're with me | 1:00:50 | 1:00:53 | |
# Another loser anthem... # | 1:00:53 | 1:00:55 | |
GIGGLING OK. | 1:00:56 | 1:00:59 | |
# When you're down and low | 1:00:59 | 1:01:02 | |
# Lower than the floor | 1:01:02 | 1:01:04 | |
# And you feel like you ain't got a chance... # | 1:01:04 | 1:01:07 | |
Bom, bom, bom. | 1:01:07 | 1:01:09 | |
# ..Don't make a move till you're in the groove | 1:01:09 | 1:01:12 | |
# And do the Peter Panda dance | 1:01:12 | 1:01:16 | |
# Just hop three times like a kangaroo | 1:01:16 | 1:01:20 | |
# Side-step twice just like the crabs do | 1:01:20 | 1:01:24 | |
# Three steps forward | 1:01:24 | 1:01:25 | |
# One step back | 1:01:25 | 1:01:28 | |
# Quick, like a turtle lie on your back | 1:01:28 | 1:01:32 | |
# Roll like a log till you | 1:01:32 | 1:01:34 | |
# Can't roll no more | 1:01:34 | 1:01:36 | |
# Better jump quick like there ain't no floor | 1:01:36 | 1:01:40 | |
# Hold your breath jump to the left | 1:01:40 | 1:01:44 | |
# And that's the Peter | 1:01:44 | 1:01:46 | |
# I swear that's the Peter | 1:01:46 | 1:01:48 | |
# That's the Peter Panda dance. # | 1:01:48 | 1:01:52 | |
GIGGLING | 1:01:52 | 1:01:53 | |
Again! | 1:01:53 | 1:01:54 | |
Again?! | 1:01:54 | 1:01:56 | |
You're going to sleep. | 1:01:56 | 1:01:57 | |
Good night, Peter Panda. | 1:01:57 | 1:01:59 | |
Good night, Daddy. | 1:01:59 | 1:02:01 | |
Good night, little fellow. | 1:02:08 | 1:02:10 | |
MUSIC: The Good, The Bad And The Ugly theme | 1:02:20 | 1:02:23 | |
Hey, skeever, what do you put in a jar | 1:02:23 | 1:02:25 | |
and shake till they're dead? | 1:02:25 | 1:02:27 | |
Fireflies? | 1:02:27 | 1:02:29 | |
Go away and we won't hurt you. | 1:02:31 | 1:02:35 | |
GIRLS: Haaii...yaaah! | 1:02:40 | 1:02:41 | |
SHE SHOUTS MOVES | 1:02:41 | 1:02:43 | |
Haaaiii...yaaah! | 1:02:45 | 1:02:47 | |
Don't even think about it. | 1:02:52 | 1:02:54 | |
# I've got the power | 1:02:54 | 1:02:56 | |
# I've got the power | 1:03:03 | 1:03:05 | |
# I've got the power... # | 1:03:12 | 1:03:13 | |
Cookie. | 1:03:13 | 1:03:14 | |
Eat it, you jerk! | 1:03:15 | 1:03:17 | |
Go get 'em! | 1:03:17 | 1:03:18 | |
# ..I've got the power. # | 1:03:18 | 1:03:20 | |
From now on, you do things our way! No highway option! | 1:03:30 | 1:03:36 | |
-Hah! -BOYS: Ah! | 1:03:36 | 1:03:39 | |
-GIRLS: -# I don't care what has been said | 1:03:39 | 1:03:41 | |
# Fireflies rock we'll speed ahead | 1:03:41 | 1:03:43 | |
# Give me guff I'm in your face | 1:03:43 | 1:03:45 | |
# Fireflies rule the human race | 1:03:45 | 1:03:48 | |
# Sound off | 1:03:48 | 1:03:49 | |
# 1, 2 | 1:03:49 | 1:03:50 | |
# 3, 4 | 1:03:50 | 1:03:51 | |
# 1, 2 | 1:03:51 | 1:03:52 | |
# 3, 4! # | 1:03:52 | 1:03:53 | |
CHEERING | 1:03:53 | 1:03:55 | |
-Gary the duck? -No. | 1:03:56 | 1:03:58 | |
We've been here two weeks. | 1:03:58 | 1:04:00 | |
This is a matter of national security. | 1:04:00 | 1:04:02 | |
Well, I am sorry, sir, | 1:04:02 | 1:04:04 | |
but none of these answers ring true. | 1:04:04 | 1:04:06 | |
Howard, I'm so stupid. | 1:04:11 | 1:04:15 | |
Is it...my angel? | 1:04:16 | 1:04:19 | |
Yes, it is, indeed. | 1:04:19 | 1:04:21 | |
Ha-ha! | 1:04:21 | 1:04:23 | |
Well, I'll leave you to your business. | 1:04:26 | 1:04:29 | |
Yeah. | 1:04:29 | 1:04:30 | |
Please, Howard. No more surprises. | 1:04:35 | 1:04:38 | |
Zoe, a rookie sniper could drop you like a deer. | 1:04:58 | 1:05:02 | |
Good. | 1:05:02 | 1:05:04 | |
Good? | 1:05:04 | 1:05:05 | |
All right. This is about Scott again. | 1:05:05 | 1:05:07 | |
No, it's...it's not. | 1:05:07 | 1:05:11 | |
You were right about him. | 1:05:11 | 1:05:13 | |
He's a stupid guy. | 1:05:13 | 1:05:15 | |
So what's wrong? | 1:05:15 | 1:05:17 | |
Nothing. | 1:05:17 | 1:05:19 | |
Nothing? OK. | 1:05:19 | 1:05:23 | |
You know, when I was little, my mom left. | 1:05:32 | 1:05:36 | |
And my dad was a spec op soldier like me. | 1:05:36 | 1:05:41 | |
When I was 8, he shipped me off to military school. | 1:05:41 | 1:05:46 | |
I guess he liked being a solider | 1:05:52 | 1:05:54 | |
more than he liked being a dad. | 1:05:54 | 1:05:56 | |
One day, I get a letter... | 1:05:58 | 1:06:01 | |
no more dad. | 1:06:01 | 1:06:03 | |
That's terrible. | 1:06:05 | 1:06:06 | |
The thing is, for a long time | 1:06:08 | 1:06:10 | |
I thought that if I talked about it, I was letting him down, | 1:06:10 | 1:06:12 | |
like I was supposed to be brave or something. | 1:06:12 | 1:06:16 | |
Yeah. | 1:06:18 | 1:06:20 | |
It's OK to talk about your dad, Zoe. | 1:06:24 | 1:06:28 | |
I do miss him. | 1:06:30 | 1:06:32 | |
So much. | 1:06:32 | 1:06:33 | |
I don't know. I just... | 1:06:36 | 1:06:38 | |
I wanna be strong for Lulu and Tyler and Peter | 1:06:38 | 1:06:42 | |
and Seth and my mom. | 1:06:42 | 1:06:44 | |
That's such a big burden to carry. | 1:06:44 | 1:06:47 | |
I know. | 1:06:50 | 1:06:52 | |
I miss him so much. | 1:06:54 | 1:06:57 | |
It's OK to miss your dad. | 1:06:57 | 1:06:59 | |
PHONE RINGS | 1:07:03 | 1:07:05 | |
SHANE: I'll get it. | 1:07:05 | 1:07:07 | |
-Really? -Yes. | 1:07:07 | 1:07:08 | |
-Really?! -Yes! | 1:07:08 | 1:07:11 | |
Seth! Seth, guess what. Mom's coming home. | 1:07:11 | 1:07:14 | |
When? | 1:07:14 | 1:07:15 | |
Tomorrow. She's coming home tomorrow. | 1:07:15 | 1:07:17 | |
When did you talk to her? | 1:07:17 | 1:07:18 | |
Peter, Mommy's coming home! | 1:07:18 | 1:07:20 | |
Here, buddy. Mommy's coming home. | 1:07:20 | 1:07:21 | |
Mom's coming home. | 1:07:21 | 1:07:23 | |
-She is? -Uh-huh. | 1:07:23 | 1:07:25 | |
Mom's coming home? | 1:07:25 | 1:07:26 | |
Mommy's coming home. | 1:07:26 | 1:07:28 | |
CHILDREN CHATTER | 1:07:29 | 1:07:31 | |
Zoe, when is she leaving? | 1:07:31 | 1:07:32 | |
When's her flight? | 1:07:32 | 1:07:34 | |
What are we gonna do? | 1:07:34 | 1:07:35 | |
Something nice... | 1:07:35 | 1:07:36 | |
Yeah, we should do something really nice. | 1:07:36 | 1:07:38 | |
We should make her something. | 1:07:38 | 1:07:40 | |
We'll clean up the entire house! | 1:07:40 | 1:07:42 | |
Oh, that's a good idea. | 1:07:42 | 1:07:43 | |
We should make a banner too. | 1:07:43 | 1:07:45 | |
Yeah. Yeah. In the family room. | 1:07:45 | 1:07:46 | |
QUACKING | 1:07:49 | 1:07:50 | |
QUACKING | 1:08:01 | 1:08:03 | |
What's wrong, Gary? Foot got stuck? | 1:08:04 | 1:08:08 | |
Just stay still. | 1:08:13 | 1:08:14 | |
Hi. Come on in. | 1:08:35 | 1:08:37 | |
-Are you ready? -Yeah. | 1:08:40 | 1:08:42 | |
MOBILE RINGS | 1:08:45 | 1:08:47 | |
Yes? | 1:08:47 | 1:08:48 | |
'Hey, it's Shane.' | 1:08:48 | 1:08:49 | |
I have excellent news. I think I found Ghost. | 1:08:49 | 1:08:52 | |
Do you have it? | 1:08:52 | 1:08:54 | |
No, it's in a steel vault. It needs some sort of two-pronged key. | 1:08:54 | 1:08:56 | |
I been working on it all night, but it's tough. | 1:08:56 | 1:08:58 | |
Great. Good work, Shane. | 1:08:58 | 1:09:00 | |
We're on our way to the airport. | 1:09:00 | 1:09:02 | |
Don't do anything further. I'll be there soon. | 1:09:02 | 1:09:04 | |
Yes, sir. | 1:09:04 | 1:09:05 | |
Ready? | 1:09:08 | 1:09:10 | |
The good news is once I give this to my CO, | 1:09:10 | 1:09:12 | |
whoever's been bothering you | 1:09:12 | 1:09:14 | |
ain't gonna be bothering you any more. | 1:09:14 | 1:09:15 | |
Really? | 1:09:15 | 1:09:16 | |
Really. | 1:09:16 | 1:09:18 | |
What's wrong, Lulu? | 1:09:19 | 1:09:20 | |
Your mother's coming home. You should be happy. | 1:09:20 | 1:09:22 | |
But, Shane...doesn't that mean you have to go? | 1:09:22 | 1:09:25 | |
You guys should go upstairs and get ready. | 1:09:25 | 1:09:27 | |
Your mother will be home soon. | 1:09:27 | 1:09:29 | |
I had a fight with Zoe before I left, | 1:09:46 | 1:09:47 | |
so they probably trashed the place. | 1:09:47 | 1:09:49 | |
# The hills are alive | 1:09:49 | 1:09:52 | |
# With the sound of music | 1:09:52 | 1:09:54 | |
# Ah ah ah ah | 1:09:54 | 1:09:57 | |
# With songs they have sung | 1:09:57 | 1:10:01 | |
# For a thousand years | 1:10:01 | 1:10:04 | |
# Ah ah ah ah | 1:10:04 | 1:10:06 | |
-# The hills fill my heart -Ah ah ah ah | 1:10:06 | 1:10:10 | |
# With the sound of music | 1:10:10 | 1:10:13 | |
# Ah ah ah ah | 1:10:13 | 1:10:16 | |
# My heart wants to sing every song | 1:10:16 | 1:10:20 | |
# It hears | 1:10:20 | 1:10:23 | |
# Every song that it hears | 1:10:23 | 1:10:25 | |
# My heart wants to beat like the wings | 1:10:25 | 1:10:28 | |
# Of the birds that... # | 1:10:28 | 1:10:30 | |
MUSIC STOPS | 1:10:30 | 1:10:31 | |
Welcome home, Mom. | 1:10:35 | 1:10:37 | |
I am so proud of you. I truly am. | 1:10:51 | 1:10:54 | |
I am going to give you your choice of assignment. | 1:10:54 | 1:10:57 | |
Anywhere you wanna go, you just name it. | 1:10:57 | 1:10:59 | |
Ha-ha. | 1:10:59 | 1:11:01 | |
Well, I appreciate that. | 1:11:01 | 1:11:03 | |
But I'll have to think about it. | 1:11:03 | 1:11:06 | |
You're gonna have to think about it? | 1:11:07 | 1:11:09 | |
Well, the military's all I've ever known. | 1:11:09 | 1:11:12 | |
I have no regrets. | 1:11:12 | 1:11:13 | |
I should hope not. | 1:11:13 | 1:11:15 | |
It's just that being with this family... | 1:11:15 | 1:11:17 | |
I've never had a family, so... | 1:11:17 | 1:11:19 | |
Put your hands up! | 1:11:19 | 1:11:21 | |
The Chuns? | 1:11:22 | 1:11:24 | |
You gotta be kidding me. | 1:11:25 | 1:11:27 | |
Bill, I swear to God, I checked them out. | 1:11:27 | 1:11:28 | |
Give us the key. | 1:11:28 | 1:11:30 | |
Put your hands up! | 1:11:30 | 1:11:32 | |
OK. All right. | 1:11:32 | 1:11:35 | |
Here. | 1:11:35 | 1:11:36 | |
Now! | 1:11:37 | 1:11:39 | |
You promised us Ghost months ago! | 1:11:45 | 1:11:47 | |
I'm sorry. There were delays. | 1:11:47 | 1:11:50 | |
Sha...! Mmm! | 1:11:50 | 1:11:52 | |
Stop talking. | 1:11:52 | 1:11:53 | |
Shane's not gonna be babysitting any more. | 1:11:53 | 1:11:56 | |
MUFFLED CRIES | 1:11:56 | 1:11:58 | |
I trusted you. Howard trusted you. | 1:11:58 | 1:12:00 | |
You've betrayed us and... | 1:12:00 | 1:12:03 | |
you've betrayed this country. | 1:12:03 | 1:12:05 | |
Guess what. North Korea pays better. | 1:12:05 | 1:12:08 | |
Chun! | 1:12:08 | 1:12:09 | |
Watch them. They're squirming. | 1:12:09 | 1:12:11 | |
You two, come with me. | 1:12:11 | 1:12:14 | |
MUFFLED CRIES | 1:12:15 | 1:12:18 | |
Did you bring the stethoscope, Mrs Chun? | 1:12:51 | 1:12:53 | |
No. But I've got some C4. | 1:12:53 | 1:12:56 | |
I just had my eyebrows done! | 1:13:05 | 1:13:08 | |
Oh. | 1:13:09 | 1:13:10 | |
HE CRIES | 1:13:22 | 1:13:24 | |
Quiet! | 1:13:29 | 1:13:31 | |
I said quiet, you little bug! | 1:13:36 | 1:13:38 | |
CRYING CONTINUES | 1:13:38 | 1:13:40 | |
Now, Peter! | 1:13:41 | 1:13:42 | |
Aaaiii...yaahh! | 1:13:51 | 1:13:53 | |
That's cute. | 1:13:53 | 1:13:54 | |
That stuff doesn't hurt. | 1:14:18 | 1:14:20 | |
Shane, you can't do this! | 1:14:24 | 1:14:25 | |
You can't leave a man behind! | 1:14:25 | 1:14:27 | |
Hold on. I got it. | 1:14:27 | 1:14:29 | |
-Shane! -Shane! -Where's Mom? | 1:14:30 | 1:14:32 | |
Mom? | 1:14:32 | 1:14:33 | |
I'll find her. You guys run and get help. | 1:14:33 | 1:14:36 | |
Hurry! | 1:14:36 | 1:14:37 | |
Are you sure you're gonna be OK? | 1:14:37 | 1:14:39 | |
Yes, Lulu. Go. Get help! | 1:14:39 | 1:14:42 | |
Hold on! | 1:14:46 | 1:14:48 | |
Are you there? | 1:14:48 | 1:14:49 | |
They're heading for the car! | 1:14:49 | 1:14:52 | |
Zoe, call 911! | 1:14:52 | 1:14:53 | |
-ZOE: -Oh, my God! I forgot my cell phone! | 1:14:53 | 1:14:55 | |
Great, the only time you actually don't have your cell phone... | 1:14:55 | 1:14:57 | |
-We're gonna be OK. -Oh! | 1:14:57 | 1:14:59 | |
Oh, my God. What do we do? | 1:15:09 | 1:15:11 | |
Find a cop. | 1:15:11 | 1:15:12 | |
HORNS HONK AND TYRES SCREECH | 1:15:12 | 1:15:14 | |
Ah! | 1:15:21 | 1:15:22 | |
ALL: Ah! | 1:15:22 | 1:15:25 | |
TYRES SCREECH | 1:15:29 | 1:15:30 | |
He's gaining on us. | 1:15:34 | 1:15:35 | |
I'll handle it. | 1:15:35 | 1:15:36 | |
Ah! | 1:15:42 | 1:15:44 | |
SCREAMING | 1:15:44 | 1:15:46 | |
HE SCREAMS | 1:15:52 | 1:15:54 | |
Look, Zoe, it's the cops. | 1:16:02 | 1:16:04 | |
SIREN BLARES | 1:16:06 | 1:16:08 | |
CHEERING | 1:16:11 | 1:16:13 | |
I assume you heard the baloney bandit has struck again. | 1:16:13 | 1:16:15 | |
I accept total responsibility. | 1:16:15 | 1:16:17 | |
My intelligence... well, it just... it was faulty. | 1:16:17 | 1:16:20 | |
If I had better resources... | 1:16:20 | 1:16:23 | |
SIRENS BLARE | 1:16:25 | 1:16:28 | |
I told you not to pass her in driver's ed. | 1:16:32 | 1:16:35 | |
You have exactly three seconds | 1:16:36 | 1:16:38 | |
to get me through this minefield. | 1:16:38 | 1:16:40 | |
1, 2... | 1:16:40 | 1:16:42 | |
SHANE: Bill. | 1:16:42 | 1:16:44 | |
She doesn't know. | 1:16:44 | 1:16:45 | |
And you're not taking another parent away from those kids. | 1:16:47 | 1:16:49 | |
Now leave the family alone, and I'll get you in. | 1:16:49 | 1:16:52 | |
You better not be bluffing. | 1:16:52 | 1:16:53 | |
Zoe...Seth...Lulu... | 1:16:59 | 1:17:03 | |
Peter...Tyler. | 1:17:03 | 1:17:05 | |
Ah! | 1:17:08 | 1:17:10 | |
That was the code. | 1:17:10 | 1:17:11 | |
I saw Mr Plummer use it to open the briefcase. | 1:17:11 | 1:17:13 | |
You think this is a game? | 1:17:13 | 1:17:15 | |
Code or no code, open it. Now. | 1:17:15 | 1:17:18 | |
You can't make him do this. | 1:17:18 | 1:17:20 | |
I know Howard. You haven't got a chance. | 1:17:20 | 1:17:22 | |
# A chance | 1:17:22 | 1:17:25 | |
# When you're kind of low | 1:17:28 | 1:17:31 | |
# Lower than the floor | 1:17:31 | 1:17:33 | |
# And you feel like you don't have a chance | 1:17:33 | 1:17:38 | |
# Don't make a move till you're in the groove | 1:17:41 | 1:17:45 | |
# Do the Peter Panda dance | 1:17:45 | 1:17:47 | |
# Hop three times | 1:17:49 | 1:17:51 | |
# Like a kangaroo | 1:17:51 | 1:17:54 | |
# Side-step twice | 1:17:54 | 1:17:56 | |
# Just like the crabs...uh...do | 1:17:56 | 1:17:58 | |
# Three steps forward one step back... # | 1:17:58 | 1:18:01 | |
Quick, like a turtle, lie on your back! | 1:18:01 | 1:18:04 | |
# ..Roll like a rock till you can't no more | 1:18:05 | 1:18:08 | |
# And jump quick like there ain't no floor | 1:18:08 | 1:18:11 | |
# Hold your breath | 1:18:13 | 1:18:15 | |
# Step to the left... # | 1:18:15 | 1:18:17 | |
And that's the Peter Panda dance. | 1:18:27 | 1:18:29 | |
All right. Go. | 1:18:30 | 1:18:33 | |
Yeah, right(!) | 1:18:33 | 1:18:36 | |
OK, I'll go first. | 1:18:36 | 1:18:38 | |
Great work, Shane. | 1:18:47 | 1:18:48 | |
I knew you'd figure it out. | 1:18:48 | 1:18:49 | |
I think you'd better open it. | 1:18:49 | 1:18:51 | |
No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait. | 1:18:56 | 1:18:58 | |
Back away. | 1:18:58 | 1:19:00 | |
YOU open it. | 1:19:01 | 1:19:03 | |
Come on. I walked the floor first. | 1:19:04 | 1:19:06 | |
No way. You can do it, soldier man. | 1:19:06 | 1:19:09 | |
Any last words, Shane? | 1:19:41 | 1:19:43 | |
Say good night, Peter Panda. | 1:19:43 | 1:19:45 | |
Uh! | 1:19:49 | 1:19:50 | |
Shane, are you OK? | 1:19:53 | 1:19:54 | |
Uh! | 1:19:55 | 1:19:56 | |
She was never a good neighbour. | 1:19:59 | 1:20:01 | |
Zoe, you're going too fast! | 1:20:31 | 1:20:33 | |
You're not gonna have enough time to stop! | 1:20:33 | 1:20:35 | |
Who said anything about stopping? | 1:20:35 | 1:20:36 | |
I'm parking. | 1:20:36 | 1:20:38 | |
SCREAMING | 1:20:38 | 1:20:40 | |
Hey! Hey, hey! What are you doing to these kids? | 1:20:49 | 1:20:52 | |
Freeze! Hands where I can see them! | 1:20:52 | 1:20:55 | |
SHANE: OK. Calm down. | 1:20:55 | 1:20:57 | |
Everybody... put your weapons down! | 1:20:57 | 1:20:59 | |
I want the Ghost. | 1:21:02 | 1:21:04 | |
QUACKING | 1:21:04 | 1:21:05 | |
SHANE: Um...calm down. It's just a duck. | 1:21:10 | 1:21:13 | |
-MR CHUN: -Where's the Ghost? | 1:21:14 | 1:21:16 | |
I have it here. | 1:21:16 | 1:21:18 | |
Bring it here! | 1:21:18 | 1:21:20 | |
Put it on the ground. | 1:21:25 | 1:21:27 | |
HE MUMBLES | 1:21:32 | 1:21:35 | |
OK, duck whisperer. | 1:21:35 | 1:21:36 | |
Step away! | 1:21:36 | 1:21:38 | |
QUACKING | 1:21:40 | 1:21:42 | |
Gary, now! QUACKING | 1:21:44 | 1:21:45 | |
SCREAMING | 1:21:49 | 1:21:51 | |
I couldn't let you have all the fun. | 1:21:54 | 1:21:55 | |
So, I guess you'll be taking off now, huh? | 1:22:05 | 1:22:08 | |
Seeing as there's no reason to stick around any more. | 1:22:08 | 1:22:13 | |
I'm still here, aren't I? | 1:22:13 | 1:22:15 | |
Hmm. Yeah. | 1:22:15 | 1:22:18 | |
What now? | 1:22:20 | 1:22:22 | |
I don't know. Uh, I'm on dry land. | 1:22:22 | 1:22:25 | |
True. | 1:22:25 | 1:22:26 | |
And you're the superior officer. | 1:22:26 | 1:22:29 | |
True. | 1:22:29 | 1:22:32 | |
So you tell me. | 1:22:32 | 1:22:33 | |
-A-hem. -Lulu. | 1:22:40 | 1:22:42 | |
Excuse me, ma'am. Could I have a few words with you, please? | 1:22:42 | 1:22:45 | |
Sure. | 1:22:45 | 1:22:46 | |
Well, we...I... you know... | 1:22:46 | 1:22:48 | |
Oh. | 1:22:49 | 1:22:51 | |
We'll talk later. | 1:22:52 | 1:22:54 | |
Mission accomplished, soldier. | 1:22:55 | 1:22:57 | |
I suppose it is. | 1:22:57 | 1:22:59 | |
Guess you'll be leaving us now. | 1:22:59 | 1:23:01 | |
I guess so. | 1:23:01 | 1:23:03 | |
I want you to have this. | 1:23:05 | 1:23:07 | |
Cos I don't want you ever to forget me. | 1:23:10 | 1:23:13 | |
I will never forget you. | 1:23:16 | 1:23:18 | |
Cos you're the best friend I ever had. | 1:23:21 | 1:23:23 | |
No matter how far... | 1:23:23 | 1:23:27 | |
or long life takes me away, | 1:23:27 | 1:23:29 | |
I will always be thinking about you. | 1:23:29 | 1:23:32 | |
I love you, Shane. | 1:23:34 | 1:23:36 | |
I love you too. | 1:23:38 | 1:23:40 | |
From now on, it's your command. | 1:23:49 | 1:23:52 | |
At ease, soldiers. | 1:23:55 | 1:23:57 | |
SHANE: Your father would be so proud of all of you. | 1:23:57 | 1:24:01 | |
TYLER WHIMPERS | 1:24:02 | 1:24:04 | |
Oh. | 1:24:04 | 1:24:05 | |
Look who just woke up. | 1:24:05 | 1:24:07 | |
-LULU: -Shane? -Yes? | 1:24:08 | 1:24:10 | |
Are we ever gonna see you again? | 1:24:10 | 1:24:12 | |
What are you talking about? | 1:24:12 | 1:24:14 | |
We still have one more mission. | 1:24:14 | 1:24:16 | |
# You are 16, going on 17 | 1:24:16 | 1:24:20 | |
# Baby, it's time to think | 1:24:20 | 1:24:23 | |
# Better be wary, canny and careful | 1:24:23 | 1:24:26 | |
# Baby, you're on the brink | 1:24:26 | 1:24:29 | |
# You are 16, going on 17 | 1:24:29 | 1:24:33 | |
# Fellows will fall in line | 1:24:33 | 1:24:36 | |
# Eager young lads... # | 1:24:36 | 1:24:38 | |
Yes! | 1:24:38 | 1:24:39 | |
# ..And roues and cads | 1:24:39 | 1:24:40 | |
# Will offer you food and wine. # | 1:24:40 | 1:24:43 | |
# Climb every mountain | 1:24:43 | 1:24:48 | |
# Ford every stream | 1:24:48 | 1:24:52 | |
# Follow every rainbow... # | 1:24:52 | 1:24:54 | |
Looks like you have a hit on your hands. | 1:24:54 | 1:24:56 | |
-You think so? -Mm-hm. | 1:24:56 | 1:24:58 | |
Maybe you should take over the drama department | 1:24:58 | 1:24:59 | |
instead of the wrestling team. | 1:24:59 | 1:25:01 | |
It's gonna be nice having you around now. | 1:25:03 | 1:25:05 | |
Now that Murney's found his true calling. | 1:25:05 | 1:25:08 | |
-MURNEY: -# ..Climb every mountain | 1:25:08 | 1:25:11 | |
# Ford every stream... # | 1:25:11 | 1:25:16 | |
It's gonna be my pleasure | 1:25:16 | 1:25:18 | |
serving with you. | 1:25:18 | 1:25:19 | |
# ..Till you find | 1:25:19 | 1:25:25 | |
# Your dre...e...e...eam... | 1:25:25 | 1:25:30 | |
# ..e...e...e...e...eam! # | 1:25:30 | 1:25:37 | |
APPLAUSE | 1:25:37 | 1:25:40 | |
# Every morning I wake up just the same | 1:26:19 | 1:26:24 | |
# Another victim of ordinary fame | 1:26:24 | 1:26:28 | |
# I don't see myself as invincible | 1:26:28 | 1:26:32 | |
# It's not | 1:26:32 | 1:26:34 | |
# True at all | 1:26:34 | 1:26:36 | |
# I'm just your average ordinary | 1:26:36 | 1:26:39 | |
# Everyday superhero | 1:26:39 | 1:26:42 | |
# Trying to save the world | 1:26:42 | 1:26:44 | |
# But never really sure | 1:26:44 | 1:26:46 | |
# I'm just your average ordinary | 1:26:46 | 1:26:48 | |
# Everyday superhero | 1:26:48 | 1:26:51 | |
# Nothing more than that | 1:26:51 | 1:26:53 | |
# That's all I really am | 1:26:53 | 1:26:56 | |
# Just a day job | 1:26:56 | 1:26:58 | |
-# That someone's got to do -Got to do | 1:26:58 | 1:27:01 | |
# It's kind of hard | 1:27:01 | 1:27:02 | |
# When everyone looks up to you... # | 1:27:02 | 1:27:05 | |
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