Bringing Up Baby


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Good morning, Miss Swallow.

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Shhh!

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Why, what's the matter?

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Shh! Dr Huxley's thinking.

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Alice, I think this one must belong in the tail.

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-You tried it there yesterday.

-That's right.

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-David, it's a telegram from Utah, from the expedition.

-Open it. I'll be right down.

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-David! They've found it! They've found it!

-Not the intercostal clavicle?!

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-It'll be here tomorrow.

-Let me see.

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The last bone we needed to complete the Brontosaurus is arriving tomorrow, after 4 years' hard work!

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-Congratulations, my boy.

-Oh, Alice!

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Really, David! What will Professor Latouche think?

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-My dear, you're getting married tomorrow.

-I know, but...

-Oh, yes. Two such important things!

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-Calls for a celebration.

-We're going away directly after the wedding.

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-What are you thinking of?

-But...

-We're coming back here and you're going on with your work.

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-Alice...

-NOTHING must interfere with your work. Our marriage must entail no domestic entanglements.

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-You mean...?

-Of ANY kind, David.

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-You mean...children...and all that sort of thing?

-Exactly.

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-THIS will be our child.

-Huh?!

-I see our marriage purely as a dedication to your work.

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-Everybody has to have a honeymoon and...

-We haven't time.

-Oh.

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-Speaking of time, you have an appointment.

-What for?

-To play golf with Mr Peabody?

-Peabody?

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-Alexander Peabody who represents Mrs Carlton Random who may donate 1 million!

-Oh, THAT Mr Peabody!

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-A million dollars!

-You haven't got it yet.

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-A lot depends on the impression you make on him.

-Oh, sure!

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-After receiving this, I'll knock him for a loop!

-David, no slang! Now, DO go along.

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-Goodbye, Alice. I mean, Professor.

-Remember, let Mr Peabody win.

-Yes, Alice.

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I can't tell you how much this endowment would mean to the museum.

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If you could just give me some assurance that...

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-you'd consider us first before donating that million to anyone else.

-I haven't got 1 million.

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I merely represent Mrs Carlton Random.

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Oh, yes. Well...uh...Mr Peabody, then I wonder...

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if you could use your influence.

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Dr Huxley, when I play golf, I only talk GOLF.

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-And then only between shots.

-Sorry.

-Can we continue this discussion over a whisky?

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-Yes.

-Meantime, I believe you hooked your ball.

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Oh, yes.

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I'll be with you in a minute.

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Oh, look...look...

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That's my ball ! Just a minute!

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Just a minute. I beg your pardon.

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-You shouldn't do that.

-What?

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-Talk while someone's shooting.

-But you...

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-There it is, right next to the pin.

-But...

-Are you playing too?

-I've just driven off the first tee.

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You should be over there.

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-I'll be with you in a minute! What kind of ball are you playing?

-PGA.

-Mine's Crowflight.

-I like PGA.

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You're playing my ball. A PGA has has two black dots, a Crowflight has a circle...

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-I'm not superstitious.

-That doesn't...

-Stop talking.

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-You see? It's a circle.

-Of course. How else would it roll ?

-No...

-I was being silly!

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-That's my ball.

-What does it matter?

-You've placed me in an embarrassing position.

-Sorry.

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-A most important lawyer is waiting for me on the first fairway.

-Then don't fool around here!

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-May I take this?

-Put it in my bag when you're finished.

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< HUXLEY ! HUXLEY !

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I'll be with you in a minute, Mr Peabody!

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Mister, ain't that your car?

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Hey! Hey! Oh...

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I'll be with you in a minute!

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Hey!

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-What are you doing?

-Trying to unpark my car.

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-Oh, hello.

-This is MY car.

-Would you mind moving it?

-This is my car!

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-If you move it, I'll be able to get out.

-THIS is your car. What did you say?

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I said, if you move it, I'll be able to get out.

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-You want me to move your car?

-Would you mind?

-I will, but...

-That's kind.

-Take it easy.

-Yes.

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-What are you doing?

-I have to get into position.

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-Please be careful.

-I will.

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-Now, you say when.

-All right.

-Am I clear?

-Yes.

-Clear?

-Yes.

-OK.

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-Look what you've done!

-I'm insured.

-I don't care!

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-Let me drive this car.

-It's all right. It's an old wreck.

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-This is MY car.

-You mean, THIS is your car?

-Of course.

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-Your golf ball, your car! Is there ANYTHING that doesn't belong to you?

-Yes, thank heaven, YOU !

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-Temper!

-Young lady, I am merely trying to play some golf.

-Funny place! This is a parking lot!

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-Get out of my car!

-Get off my running board.

-It's MY running board.

-All right!

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-Huxley!

-I'll be with you in a minute, Mr Peabody!

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-Good evening, sir.

-I'm looking for Mr Peabody.

-Mr Peabody has not arrived yet.

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-I'll just wait.

-Yes, sir.

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Good evening. Right this way.

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-May I check your hat?

-Excuse me?

-Check your hat?

-No. Oh, maybe...

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I dropped my hat. I'd better hang on to it.

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Watch carefully. I take an olive. I throw it in that glass.

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-There it is! I throw it in that one.

-Wait a minute...! No, go on.

-Watch.

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I know what happens.

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You take three. Throw it in the glass. Throw it in the glass. Then you do this.

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I'm SO sorry! Oh, hello.

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-You're sitting on your hat.

-I know.

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-I couldn't be more apologetic.

-I might have known you were here.

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-I had a feeling just as I hit the floor.

-That was your hat.

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-Look at it.

-Joe was showing me a trick and the olive got away.

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-You drop an olive and I sit on my hat. It all fits perfectly.

-That trick takes practice.

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-What, to sit on my hat?

-No. To drop an olive. If you're going to be angry what can I do?

-Go away.

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-I was here first.

-Then I'LL go away.

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But...

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-Won't you just TAKE the olive dish?

-No. I'll sit here. You don't mind?

-No.

-This is rather difficult.

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-Haven't we met somewhere?

-No.

-I think you're wrong. I'm Susan Vance.

-Dr Fritz Lehemer.

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-You can sit down.

-Thank you. You may have heard me lecture.

-What about?

-Nervous disorders.

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-I am a psychiatrist.

-Crazy people.

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-All people who behave strangely are not insane.

-Is that so?

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-May I ask your professional opinion?

-Go ahead.

-What would you say about a man who follows a girl?

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-Follows her...

-And when she talks to him, he fights with her.

-Is he your fiance?

-No.

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-He just follows me around and fights with me.

-Well...

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-the love impulse in men frequently reveals itself in terms of conflicts.

-The love impulse?

-Mmm.

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-My guess is that he has a fixation on you which...

-I can't remember any more! A fixation?

-Right.

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-The love impulse in men frequently reveals itself in terms of...

-Conflict.

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-Thank you!

-A pleasure indeed.

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-You know why you're following me? You're a fixation!

-I'm not following you! YOU'RE following ME.

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-Who's always behind whom?

-I haven't been behind anything.

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-You're angry, aren't you?

-Yes.

-The love impulse in men frequently reveals itself in terms of conflict.

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-The WHAT impulse?

-Love impulse. The trouble with you...

-Look!

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-I'm trying to find the gentleman whom, thanks to you, I abandoned today.

-This isn't... Hold this.

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Missed!

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I'm sorry I was so long. Quite all right.

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I had a conversation with a lady who does tricks with olives.

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Where's my purse? I thought you had it.

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My diamond ring was in it. Your ring!

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-I left it on the table.

-Excuse me.

-Why, there it is.

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-Thank you.

-No.

-This is MY purse. Will you please give it to me?

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-I'm afraid...

-Will you please hand it over? Do something!

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-I did the trick.

-Good! ARGUING >

-Oh-oh!

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-Give it to me!

-You've made a blunder. There she is! Isn't this your purse?

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-No. THIS is my purse.

-Hand it over.

-You gave me this purse to hold!

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Yes. There's been a mistake. I must have picked up your wife's purse.

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I gave him your wife's purse to hold while I looked for mine.

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-That's perfectly clear, isn't it?

-Y... No!

-It never WILL be clear as long as SHE'S explaining it!

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-Just a minute...

-Please.

-You have your wife's purse, I have MY purse,

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and Louie's going to explain.

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-You can't think that I did that intentionally.

-If I COULD think, I'd have run when I saw you.

-Wait!

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Oh! You've torn your coat.

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Now...

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-it's not my fault! I didn't mean to do it. I just did it, but...

-Will you do something for me?

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-A needle?

-No. Simpler than that. Let's play a game.

-Oh. What?

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-I'll put my hand over my eyes and then you go away.

-Mmm.

-When I take my hand down, you'll be gone.

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I was only trying to be nice.

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Wait!

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-You can't talk to me that way...

-Something horrible has happened.

-Don't tell ME about it.

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-Look...

-Stop following me around. I've had quite enough...

-Please! Stop talking.

-Stop crowding me.

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-You've torn...

-If you'd waited for my explanation, your coat...

-Not my coat!

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-What IS the matter?

-Well...

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-You're making a fool of yourself.

-Now, now... Let me explain... Oh!

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-Stop doing that.

-Stay there.

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-What's going on?

-Don't move!

-I've had about enough of this.

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-Let's get out of here. Start walking.

-I'm sure I don't want to walk with you.

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-Have you finished?

-I... Oh, yes, yes!

-Thank you.

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Ohhh! Ohhh! Ohhh!

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-Do something! Get behind me.

-I AM behind you.

-Get closer!

-I can't get any closer!

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-Left foot first.

-All right.

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LAUGHTER

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-Keep going.

-I have to meet someone.

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Be with you in a minute...

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I'll see you in a minute.

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So you see, Miss Vance, I must explain to him what happened. But I wouldn't know what to say.

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-Tell him you met someone and you were detained.

-Try explaining our exit to Mr Peabody.

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-It's not Boopy that you're trying to see?

-No. His name's Peabody.

-Alexander Peabody! That's Boopy.

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He'll do anything I ask him to.

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-Here. We'll go and see him.

-I'd better go alone.

-You can't.

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-If we miss him, we'll go to Riverdale.

-I can't spend that much time.

-My car's outside.

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-I have to meet Miss Swallow.

-Miss Swallow?

-I'm engaged to her.

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Engaged...to be...married?

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-Yes.

-That's nice. Then she won't mind waiting.

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-I wouldn't...

-If I were engaged to you, I wouldn't mind waiting.

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-Well, I finally got you here, didn't I ?

-Yes.

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-Susan.

-Mmm?

-Do they build all the houses in Riverdale alike?

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-I don't think so. Why?

-Well, we passed this one SIX times!

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-But it was such a lovely night for a drive. Come on.

-Oh, dear.

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-There aren't any lights on. He must be in bed.

-No. It's too early.

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-If they're expecting a visit from YOU, they'll have the covers over their heads.

-Stop nagging.

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I don't think we should do this. If we wake him up he'll be irritable.

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I know where Boopy sleeps.

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-You can't climb in a man's bedroom window!

-Boopy! Hey, Boopy!

-Susan, please. It's too late now.

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-You can't wake him up.

-Can't I ?

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-What are you doing?

-Pebbles.

-What for?

-He'll think it's hail and come to close the window.

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-We ought to go, but I can't move.

-Guess they weren't big enough.

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What...?

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Oh. Just a minute, Susan.

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Jeepers! Let's get out of here!

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Don't worry. Tomorrow, when Boopy's calmed down, we'll go and see him.

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-I appreciate all you've done.

-It was nothing.

-But there are limits to what a man can bear.

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Besides, I'm marrying tomorrow.

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-What for?

-Well, because... Anyway, I'm going to get married.

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My future wife regards me as a man of dignity.

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Privately, I'm convinced that I HAVE some dignity.

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It isn't that I don't like you. In moments of quiet, I'm strangely drawn to you,

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but there have been NO quiet moments.

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So I'll see Mr Peabody alone and unarmed.

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-Without me?

-Yes. Now, Susan, I'm going to say goodnight.

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And I hope that I never set eyes on you again.

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Yes, I DID see Mr Peabody, but I didn't see him. That is, I didn't see him really.

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I spoke to him, but we didn't talk.

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Did you see him or didn't you?

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-DOOR BUZZER

-Well, no, I...I don't know.

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-IMPATIENT BUZZING

-Well, because... There's someone at the door.

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There are some things that are very hard to explain, and as soon as...

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Now, Alice, before we're married this afternoon there's one thing we must have clear.

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-I don't want any woman interfering with my affairs.

-Right!

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-What do you want?

-Dr Huxley?

-Yes.

-Sign here.

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Oh! Oh, Alice! Alice, it's arrived!

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The intercostal clavicle.

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A marvellous wedding present.

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-I'm getting married this afternoon.

-Don't let it throw you, buddy.

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Yes. Isn't that great? Oh, Alice, I'm so excited.

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I'll meet you at the museum right away.

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RING

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RING

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RING

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Hello?

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I can't hear. Come closer to the telephone.

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-I said, do you want a leopard?

-Why should I want a leopard?

-Why should I ? But I've got one.

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-Where would you get a leopard?

-My brother, Mark, got him in Brazil.

-Of course, a STUFFED leopard.

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Why would my brother get a stuffed leopard in Brazil when he could get one here?

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Well, David, it's lucky I met you because you're the only zoologist I know.

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Of course I know what a zoologist is. Get out of here.

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Not you, David. Baby, into the bathroom.

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You're being a nuisance. Not you, David. Come right over.

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I have a leopard. The question is, what am I going to do with it?

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Susan, the leopard is YOUR problem.

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You refuse to help me? I'll come and get you in my...

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-CRASH !

-What happened? Is it the leopard?

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No. I just...

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I mean, THE LEOPARD ! DAVID, THE LEOPARD !

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-Can you hear me, Susan?

-Ohhhh!

-SCRATCHING

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-Ohhhh!

-Susan!

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Be brave! I'll be right there!

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Can you hear me? I'll be there!

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SUSAN !

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SUSAN !

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-SUSAN !

-Yes, yes, yes.

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-Oh, you're all right.

-Yes.

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-You lied to me!

-No. Well...

-A leopard (!)

-I HAVE a leopard.

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-Where?

-Right in there.

-I don't believe you.

-I do.

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-That'll teach you!

-You've got to get out of this apartment.

-I can't. I have a lease.

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-Get that thing out. I'll fix it.

-What are you going to do?

-Call the zoo.

-You can't!

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He'd be miserable in a zoo.

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Listen. From my brother, Mark. "This is Baby. He likes dogs."

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I wonder if he means he EATS dogs or is fond of them.

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-"He also likes music. Particularly I Can't Give You Anything But Love, Baby."

-Absurd!

-No. Listen.

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-This is the silliest thing ever!

-PLAYS MUSIC

-He adores the tune.

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-What's the difference...?

-Funny he likes that tune...

-BABY GROWLS

-Listen!

-Oh, stop it.

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-Let me show you.

-Don't do that!

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He'll go towards the music. Look.

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Isn't it remarkable?

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-If we put that in the bathroom will he go back in?

-Yes. But it sounds better out here.

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Ohhhh!

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Go away. Please, go away.

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I'm going to get out of here.

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-I don't like leopards!

-Think of him as a cat.

-I don't like cats.

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-Stand still.

-Make HIM stand still.

-You can't make a leopard stand still.

-Turn that off.

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I don't think it's the music, I think it's YOU.

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-We'll have no trouble taking it to Connecticut.

-Connecticut?

-To my farm.

-I'M not going!

-But, David...

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-I will NOT be involved in any more of this!

-Imagine Aunt Elizabeth running smack into a leopard!

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-That would be the end of my million dollars.

-Aunt...?

-What would YOU do?

-I dunno!

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-Help me!

-I'm getting married at 3 o'clock.

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-Go on, quitter.

-No good calling me names. I don't want anything to do with a leopard.

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Down the stairs!

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Morning!

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-Good morning, Professor.

-Good morning. Ohh!

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-You'd better come to Connecticut.

-Susan, we settled that question.

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-What about my leopard?

-That's YOUR problem.

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-It's not ALL my problem.

-Go away.

-Since he likes you so much you can have him.

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-I won't take him.

-You've GOT him.

-GRRRR !

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Oh! S-Susan, don't go away! I've got the leopard.

0:27:130:27:16

All I was doing was driving along.

0:27:210:27:24

-You were standing on the sidewalk yelling...

-You tricked me!

0:27:240:27:29

Look. Eating your car.

0:27:290:27:32

Ohh! Look at the road!

0:27:320:27:35

-Something horrible is going to happen.

-Everything's going to be all right.

-I don't care any more.

0:27:350:27:43

-Hello. Lonely?

-Susan, if you know any short-cuts, please take them.

-We'll be there in no time.

0:27:460:27:54

-I want to deliver this leopard, get back and forget the last 24 hours.

-I had a wonderful time.

0:27:540:28:02

You look at everything upside down. I've never known anyone like you.

0:28:020:28:08

-You've just had a bad day.

-An understatement!

0:28:080:28:13

-I can't discuss anything with Baby breathing down my neck.

-Get down. Now, lie down.

0:28:130:28:22

Susan!

0:28:230:28:25

Ohhhh!

0:28:310:28:33

-Never hang on to a leopard's tail.

-Sing, David!

0:28:390:28:43

# I can't give you Anything but love, baby! #

0:28:430:28:49

He was right in the middle of the road. I've never hit anything that was in the right place.

0:28:520:29:00

-He was on the SIDE of the road.

-He wasn't.

-What time is it?

0:29:000:29:05

We'll be there in no time. We just have to stop to get meat for Baby.

0:29:050:29:12

-He's already had duck and chicken! AND a couple of swans.

-All feathers.

-Expensive feathers.

0:29:120:29:20

-150 !

-You should have run like I told you to.

0:29:200:29:25

When a man is wrestling a leopard in a pond, he can't run!

0:29:250:29:31

There it is, David. Please hurry up.

0:29:390:29:43

FAIRGROUND MUSIC

0:29:430:29:46

Why did you have to stop in a town where there's a circus?

0:29:460:29:51

Baby's going to get hungry. We have to feed him.

0:29:510:29:56

-Hurry, before Baby wakes up.

-You're parked in front of a fire plug.

0:29:560:30:02

Don't worry about that. Go ahead.

0:30:020:30:06

-Yes, sir?

-I want 30 pounds of sirloin steak, please.

0:30:110:30:17

-Did you say 30 pounds?

-That's right.

-How will you have it cut?

-In one piece.

0:30:170:30:24

-Are you gonna roast it?

-It's going to be eaten raw.

-Yeah.

0:30:240:30:29

-Hey, lady.

-Huh?

0:30:370:30:40

-That's a fire plug.

-I know.

-It's against the law to park alongside a fire plug.

-I know.

0:30:400:30:47

-Come here.

-Who? Me? Why?

-I'm Constable Slocum.

0:30:470:30:52

Oh. Is that so?

0:30:520:30:55

-How do you do? I'm Susan Vance.

-How do... I don't care who you are, you can't park here.

0:30:560:31:03

-I was just watching the parade.

-Oh.

-I suppose you get free seats.

-Well... Now, listen!

0:31:030:31:11

-I'm going to give you a ticket.

-I'd love to go to the circus, but I can't.

-Not THAT kind of ticket.

0:31:110:31:19

-Oh, jeepers.

-Young lady, you're under arrest.

-Oh, well. I mean, why?

0:31:220:31:28

-For parking beside a fire plug.

-I'M not parked next to one!

0:31:280:31:33

-What's THAT ?

-You mean, you think that this is MY car?

0:31:330:31:39

-Well, ain't it?

-No. THAT'S my car.

0:31:390:31:42

-Why didn't you say so?

-You didn't ask me.

-Oh, well...

0:31:420:31:48

-Do you grind this up before you eat it?

-This isn't for me, it's for Baby.

-Who?

0:31:500:31:57

-Hurry up!

-But that isn't your car!

-No, but it's my leopard!

0:32:000:32:06

Wait a minute! That's my car!

0:32:060:32:09

What? He's stolen my car!

0:32:090:32:12

Last night he stole my wife's purse! What?!

0:32:120:32:18

Hey!

0:32:180:32:20

CONVERSATION TO THE TUNE OF: "I Can't Give You Anything But Love, Baby"

0:32:200:32:27

-#

-Don't open the door until you've closed those!

-That is a good idea!

0:32:270:32:32

-#

-Stand by that door and I'll open this one.

0:32:320:32:37

-#

-Come on, Baby!

-Come on. Go in the nice stall.

0:32:370:32:43

-#

-Oh, baby!

-Right in there! Right in there!

0:32:430:32:47

-#

-That's wonderful. Now everything is quite all right.

-Everything is NOT all right.

-#

0:32:470:32:54

Everything is NOT all right!

0:32:540:32:57

-I've got to get back to New York.

-David! Stop worrying.

-One of us SHOULD worry!

0:32:570:33:04

-We've stolen a car.

-I'll send it back. I don't like it anyway.

0:33:040:33:09

-You'd like me to leave it with the constable on my way back (?)

-No. It's a hot car.

0:33:090:33:16

-You're going to file the numbers off the engine (?)

-No. I'll have the gardener take it back.

0:33:160:33:23

-Where's the telephone?

-Out there.

-Thank you.

-I want to suggest...

-No more suggestions.

0:33:230:33:30

My fiancee's waiting for me.

0:33:300:33:33

-David, I want you to be married. But no girl will marry you like that.

-Where's the telephone?

0:33:340:33:42

-In there. David, look at you!

-Oh, I AM dirty, aren't I ?

-See?!

0:33:420:33:48

-I suggest...

-I'll never follow another of your suggestions.

0:33:480:33:53

-I simply want to suggest...

-Where is there a shower?

-That's what I was going to suggest!

0:33:530:34:01

Hannah, send these into town and have them cleaned and pressed.

0:34:230:34:29

-I can do them here.

-Into TOWN.

-It'll take a lot longer, Miss Susan.

0:34:290:34:35

There's no hurry, Hannah.

0:34:350:34:38

-Hurry up, David!

-I AM hurrying.

0:34:460:34:49

-David?

-What?

-What's in the box?

0:34:520:34:55

-What?

-In the box?

-The intercostal clavicle of a Brontosaurus.

-Oh, really?

0:34:550:35:02

-It's just an old bone.

-Yes. Put it down and go away.

0:35:020:35:08

-Anything else I can do for you?

-Hand me my clothes, will you?

0:35:080:35:13

-They're being pressed.

-WHAT ?!

-They've been taken into town.

0:35:130:35:18

-I must leave here immediately.

-You can't leave without clothes.

-I know. Where are you going?

0:35:180:35:25

-I'm going to take a shower.

-Don't leave me!

0:35:250:35:29

Don't be impatient. Everything will be all right.

0:35:290:35:34

"Everything will be all right" (!) Oh, certainly!

0:35:340:35:38

Oh, I'm losing my mind! Roaming around Connecticut without any clothes on!

0:35:380:35:45

How could this happen to me? Susan!

0:35:450:35:50

-Come and help me find some clothes or must I come in and get you?

-You wouldn't!

0:35:500:35:57

Yes, I would! Maybe I wouldn't.

0:35:570:36:00

-Where's the gardener's room?

-Why?

0:36:000:36:03

-Because he must have some clothes.

-Can't hear you.

-You can hear!

0:36:030:36:08

-I can't.

-I just... Never mind. I'll find it myself.

0:36:080:36:13

-The gardener must have clothes.

-He's in town.

-He couldn't have taken all his clothes!

-He could.

0:36:130:36:21

-The man who gets you...

-DOOR BUZZER

0:36:210:36:25

The man who gets you is going to have a lifetime of misery!

0:36:250:36:30

-What do YOU want?

-Who are you?

-Who are YOU ?

-Who are YOU ?

0:36:300:36:36

-What do you want?

-Who ARE you?

-I'm not myself!

0:36:360:36:40

-You look idiotic in those clothes.

-These aren't MY clothes.

-Where ARE your clothes?

-I've lost them.

0:36:400:36:49

-Why are you wearing THESE clothes?

-I just went GAY all of a sudden!

0:36:490:36:54

-Excuse me.

-Stop this! What are you doing?

0:36:540:36:59

Waiting for a bus (!)

0:36:590:37:02

Shoo! Go away!

0:37:060:37:09

Who IS this man? I don't know!

0:37:090:37:13

What's he doing here? I don't know.

0:37:130:37:16

Susan, come back here! >

0:37:170:37:20

-Stop it, George! Who is THIS ?

-Aunt Elizabeth! I've never been so thrilled in my life!

0:37:200:37:28

-FEROCIOUS BARKING

-And George!

-Stop it, George!

0:37:280:37:34

-Aunt...

-Who IS this man?!

0:37:340:37:37

-I...

-Where did you get him? What's he doing here?

-Susan brought me.

-Why?

0:37:370:37:43

David worked with Mark in Brazil. He's on the point of having a breakdown.

0:37:430:37:50

I'm a nut from Brazil (!)

0:37:500:37:53

-He's very excitable.

-Where are his clothes?

-Susan took them.

-What's he doing in that thing?

0:37:530:38:01

-He must be allowed to wear it if he wants to.

-Does he WANT to wear it?

-No. I want to get married!

0:38:010:38:09

NO!

0:38:090:38:11

I absolutely put my foot down!

0:38:110:38:14

AUNT ELIZABETH AND SUSAN TALK OVER EACH OTHER WHILE GEORGE BARKS

0:38:140:38:20

-QUIET ! QUIET !

-David, don't talk so much.

0:38:250:38:29

Perhaps you can help me. Perhaps you can help me find some clothes.

0:38:340:38:40

Yes. Yes. LAUGHS NERVOUSLY There must be some things around.

0:38:400:38:46

-Are there?

-Well...uh...

0:38:470:38:50

Oh, yes. There are some in Mr Mark's room.

0:38:500:38:55

-Which is Mr Mark's room?

-It's at the end, sir.

-Thank you!

0:38:550:39:02

Go away! Go away!

0:39:050:39:08

Go away!

0:39:090:39:12

-..He loves me not, he loves me! DAVID ! Where is he?

-He went to get clothes.

0:39:150:39:22

If he gets them he'll go, and he's the only man I've ever loved!

0:39:220:39:28

GEORGE BARKS CONTINUOUSLY

0:39:300:39:33

Oh, George, please be quiet.

0:39:350:39:38

David! Can I come in?

0:39:550:39:58

-I don't care what you do.

-Right.

0:39:580:40:01

What do you want?

0:40:010:40:04

-Laugh. I'm past caring.

-What are you going to do?

0:40:040:40:09

-I'm going to New York.

-You can't go like that...

0:40:090:40:14

I'm going back if only to repair the damage that's been done since I've known you.

0:40:140:40:21

-The damage to Miss Swallow, Mr Peabody...

-Mr Peabody!

0:40:210:40:26

-The way to get to Mr Peabody...

-I don't want to hear.

-..is through Aunt Elizabeth.

0:40:260:40:34

-He's Aunt Elizabeth's lawyer.

-What's your aunt's name?

-Elizabeth.

0:40:340:40:40

-She has another name.

-Of course.

-Never mind. Don't tell me.

-It's Mrs Carlton Random.

0:40:400:40:47

-I knew it!

-What's the matter?

0:40:470:40:50

-Why did I have to run into YOU yesterday?!

-What have I done?

0:40:500:40:56

-Mrs Random is going to give away 1 million.

-I know.

-I wanted it for the museum.

0:40:560:41:04

I'm afraid you made rather an unfavourable impression on her.

0:41:040:41:10

I realise that.

0:41:100:41:12

Susan...

0:41:120:41:15

-Listen.

-What?

-We'll forget all that's happened because this is serious.

-What?

0:41:150:41:21

-Can you concentrate for a moment?

-Mmm.

-There's only one thing to do.

0:41:210:41:26

-It's important to me and my work.

-Ohh.

-What?

-You're SO good-looking.

0:41:260:41:32

Susan, listen to me and try and remember.

0:41:320:41:36

-I've made a mess of things.

-Mmm.

0:41:360:41:39

-Your aunt must never find out who I am. You understand?

-Yes.

0:41:390:41:45

-Don't ever tell her my name is David Huxley. Can you remember that?

-Yes, David.

0:41:450:41:53

-Sure?

-Yes. You ARE good-looking.

-Oh, never mind, Susan.

0:41:530:41:59

What did I say? What did I do?

0:41:590:42:02

-What did I say? What did I say?

-I just asked you to remember...

0:42:020:42:08

-I asked you to remember...

-I will !

0:42:080:42:11

-Where is it?

-In my mind!

-Where is it?

-What?

-My intercostal clavicle !

0:42:110:42:16

-What?

-My bone! It's rare! What did you do with it?

-The bone!

0:42:160:42:21

-You had it.

-I haven't got it.

-Did you carry it somewhere?

-No.

0:42:210:42:26

-You'll have to find another one.

-It took 3 expeditions and 5 years to find THAT one!

0:42:260:42:34

Send them back for another one.

0:42:340:42:38

-You took it out of the box, where did you put it?

-I put it back.

0:42:380:42:44

-Was there somebody else in here?

-No. Nobody else but... David!

0:42:440:42:49

-George.

-Who's George?

-The dog.

0:42:490:42:52

-Don't you see? Dog - bone!

-Ohh!

0:42:520:42:55

-George!

-George!

-George!

-George!

0:42:560:42:59

-Stop it! You sound like an echo! George!

-Nice George!

0:42:590:43:04

-George!

-Nice George!

-Nice George!

-George!

-Did you see him?

-Who?

0:43:040:43:09

-George.

-Are those the only clothes you could find? What are you doing?

0:43:090:43:15

-Hunting for George.

-Why?

-David thinks he's a nice dog.

-George is a fiend!

-David likes him.

-Susan!

0:43:150:43:23

Ohhhh!

0:43:230:43:25

-David.

-GEORGE !

0:43:250:43:28

He's definitely not in the house.

0:43:280:43:31

If he know you want him he'll hide.

0:43:320:43:36

-Where's he apt to go?

-Anywhere.

-Where does he hide things?

-How can I tell...?

-BARKING

0:43:360:43:44

There!

0:43:440:43:46

-Look at his nose. He's been digging. He's buried it.

-There are 26 acres in this garden.

0:43:460:43:54

-Where did you hide it?

-Calm down.

0:43:540:43:58

George, not angry. David and Susan need that bone. It's a nasty old bone. It's David's bone.

0:43:580:44:06

-Susan will get you a fresh bone if you'll show us where it is.

-Nasty little...

-Ssh!

0:44:060:44:13

Now, George, don't be stubborn. Now, where did you put it? Where did you dig?

0:44:130:44:20

George!

0:44:200:44:22

Everything's going to be all right.

0:44:240:44:27

He's going to start digging. That's right, George.

0:44:300:44:34

-I hope he doesn't hurt that bone.

-He's got it!

0:44:370:44:41

-Come on, dig.

-I'm digging.

0:44:410:44:44

-Oh, I feel something!

-I hope it doesn't hurt.

0:44:440:44:49

Oh, look, David, a boot!

0:44:490:44:52

-A boot!!

-Don't hit George.

-I wasn't going to hit GEORGE !

0:44:520:44:57

George, concentrate again. David has to find his bone.

0:44:570:45:02

-Isn't this fun, David?

-Oh, yes (!)

0:45:030:45:06

George, if you get tired of digging, tell us and WE'LL dig.

0:45:060:45:12

Susan, do you think George is really trying?

0:45:120:45:16

-Every place he's taken us we've found SOMETHING.

-Not here.

0:45:160:45:22

-Another boot.

-That makes three pairs!

0:45:220:45:26

-Quit stalling. Where is it?

-Now, George, concentrate. Bone, not boot.

0:45:260:45:32

-I'm getting tired of digging.

-Yes. What we need is a plough.

0:45:320:45:37

Susan!

0:45:370:45:39

-Susan!

-Follow him! Don't let him get away.

0:45:390:45:44

SUSAN !!

0:45:440:45:46

-Yes?

-Susan!

-What?

-What are you doing? What ARE all these?

0:45:460:45:51

-These? Holes.

-I know. How did they get here?

0:45:510:45:56

-David and George and I were digging.

-Who IS this David?

0:45:560:46:01

-He's Mark's friend.

-Is that all you know?

-No. I'm going to marry him.

0:46:010:46:06

Not on MY money! I don't want another lunatic in the family. What's his name?

0:46:060:46:13

-It's...ehm...Bone.

-Bones?

-One Bone.

-One bone or two, it's a ridiculous name.

0:46:130:46:20

-What does he do?

-He...hunts.

0:46:200:46:23

-Hunts what?

-Animals, I should think.

-Big game hunting?

-Yes. VERY big.

-You call that big game hunting?

0:46:230:46:31

He's just playing with George.

0:46:350:46:38

Tell him dinner's at 8.30 sharp. George, come here this minute!

0:46:380:46:44

-Come along, George.

-Ohh!

0:46:440:46:47

Oh, David!

0:46:470:46:49

Yes, Alice, I'm in Connecticut. I've been unavoidably detained.

0:46:500:46:56

David!

0:46:580:47:00

I'm talking! I'll be with you when I've finished.

0:47:000:47:05

David.

0:47:110:47:13

Yes...

0:47:130:47:15

Susan, get off the phone.

0:47:160:47:19

It's the leopard. He's making a rumpus. He's hungry, we've got to feed him.

0:47:190:47:25

I can't help that. What, Alice? It's somebody on the line.

0:47:250:47:30

If anyone hears him, they'll think something terrible has happened.

0:47:300:47:36

Susan, get off the line! Alice? What? I don't know what time it is.

0:47:360:47:42

When you hear the tone, the time will be 7.37.

0:47:440:47:48

-DING !

-Alice, I can't hear you.

0:47:480:47:53

-When you hear the tone, the time will be 7.40.

-DING !

0:47:530:47:58

When you hear the tone, the time will be 7.40 and one quarter.

0:47:580:48:03

-When you hear the tone...

-Pardon me, the time is 8.10.

0:48:030:48:09

-When you hear the tone, the time will be 7.41.

-My watch shows 8.10 and a quarter.

0:48:090:48:16

-Who are you?

-I'm 8.10... I'm Major Horace Applegate.

0:48:160:48:21

-What do you want?

-Mrs Random invited me for dinner.

-She's hung up.

0:48:220:48:29

-Oh, well...so am I !

-< Horace!

0:48:290:48:33

-Are you coming in or going out?

-Well...

0:48:330:48:36

He's coming in. How do you do? I'm Susan Vance.

0:48:360:48:41

-You're too big to swing on gates!

-I found that out!

0:48:410:48:46

-Susan, where are you going?

-I'm...

-You should be watching George.

0:48:460:48:51

-Oh, excuse me.

-George is asleep. SUSAN WHISPERS Come here, young man.

0:48:510:48:57

-You look better in those clothes.

-Thank you.

-This is Mr Bone.

0:48:570:49:03

BOTH: How do you do, Mr Bone?

0:49:030:49:06

-YOU'RE Mr Bone. This is Major Applegate.

-Yes. That is, I WAS this morning.

0:49:060:49:13

-There must be some mistake.

-No! I've known Major Applegate for 20 years.

0:49:130:49:20

-22, to be exact.

-WHISPERS

0:49:200:49:23

-How do you do, Mr Applegate?

-How do you do?

-We'll go for a walk.

0:49:230:49:30

-I'll explain...

-No need to explain.

0:49:300:49:33

I understand. Goodbye, Major Applegate...Mr Bone...

0:49:330:49:38

Strange young man, isn't he? Is he suffering from something?

0:49:380:49:43

-He's had a nervous breakdown.

-Had or HAS ?

-HAD. It's left him sort of...

0:49:430:49:49

-Pity.

-Trouble is, Susan seems to be showing the same tendency.

0:49:490:49:54

-YOU'RE all right, though?

-Well, I hope so!

-Yes.

-Have a drink.

0:49:540:50:00

-Dinner conversation may be a trifle difficult, so I want you to draw him out.

-I don't know what you mean.

0:50:000:50:08

-Talk to him about big game hunting. He's a big game hunter like you.

-You've come to the right man!

0:50:080:50:17

He's fed. Now he'll be quiet. Let's go in to dinner.

0:50:180:50:23

-What's the matter?

-I'm trying to figure out how I got mixed up in all this.

0:50:230:50:30

-Mr Bone (!)

-Well, you told me not to say what your real name was.

0:50:300:50:36

I didn't tell you to think up a name like Bone! Ohh...

0:50:360:50:41

George. George. Quickly! Get out of here!

0:50:410:50:46

-What's the matter?

-What if Baby and George got together?

-They'd like each other.

0:50:480:50:55

-And if they didn't?

-Baby would eat George!

-Exactly.

0:50:550:51:00

There it was, crouching, as tigers do before the kill.

0:51:000:51:05

But I was ready for him. I got him right between the eyes.

0:51:050:51:10

It certainly was a thrilling experience, as I'm sure you'll all agree.

0:51:100:51:17

Do you, Mr Bone? Mmm?

0:51:170:51:20

-STRANGE VOICE:

-Have you ever been... Pardon me. Have you ever been in Arabia?

0:51:220:51:28

-I said, have you ever been in Arabia?

-No.

-I suppose you've spent most of your time in Africa.

0:51:280:51:36

-No.

-Tibet, perhaps?

-No.

0:51:360:51:39

-Malay Peninsula, perchance?

-Excuse me.

0:51:390:51:43

At least that got a rise out of him.

0:51:450:51:48

He won't talk about the Malay Peninsula, he was clawed by a tiger there.

0:51:480:51:54

I had a gun-bearer who was clawed by a tiger. He...

0:51:540:51:59

-I was telling how you were clawed by a tiger in the Malay Peninsula.

-Never been!

0:52:020:52:09

You've never...? Oh, well, no matter!

0:52:110:52:15

Eh...what type of gun do you use?

0:52:150:52:19

I personally use a...

0:52:190:52:22

Excuse me.

0:52:220:52:25

Imagine giving a dinner party with your husband stalking like Hamlet's ghost.

0:52:250:52:32

Give me patience!

0:52:370:52:40

This is too much. I can't stand it!

0:52:400:52:43

-We were talking about the jungle while you were away, Mr Bone.

-My soup is gone.

-It was cold.

0:52:430:52:51

MUTTERS TO HIMSELF

0:52:510:52:55

It's enough to drive a man crazy!

0:53:000:53:03

And then they say, "Don't drink"! Not even a wee drop to steady a man's nerves.

0:53:030:53:10

If one more thing happens, I'll quit.

0:53:100:53:15

MUTTERING TO HIMSELF

0:53:180:53:21

A mysterious silence... vibrant with life.

0:53:250:53:29

-Strange cries in the night.

-BABY HOWLS

0:53:290:53:34

-What was that?

-That was a loon.

0:53:340:53:37

Once you got the jungle in your blood, you wouldn't stay away.

0:53:370:53:42

HOWLING Susan, did you hear that?

0:53:420:53:46

-I didn't hear a thing.

-No?

-Are you SURE that's a loon?

0:53:460:53:51

Yes. I've heard many a loon, and that's one.

0:53:510:53:56

-Isn't it, Mr Bone?

-No.

-Well, what do YOU say it was?

-A leopard.

0:53:560:54:02

-Major Applegate would know a leopard's cry.

-I'm an authority on animal cries.

0:54:020:54:09

-Now, take...

-Excuse me, Major, you're right. It IS a loon.

-Thank you.

0:54:090:54:16

-You never forget a leopard's cry.

-I know.

0:54:160:54:21

Oh, you know. Of course, it varies at different seasons. Now, what month is this?

0:54:210:54:29

-June.

-Well, it would go something like this.

0:54:290:54:34

I'll just prepare for it.

0:54:340:54:37

Now, let me see...

0:54:370:54:40

Awoooo!

0:54:430:54:44

HE BEGINS TO COUGH

0:54:440:54:47

-Oh, pardon me.

-It's still a loon.

0:54:470:54:50

-I haven't practised the leopard cry in a long time.

-Try again.

-Yes, I shall.

0:54:500:54:58

CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:54:590:55:02

BABY CRIES

0:55:020:55:05

-I didn't do that.

-It was probably an echo.

-It was a long time coming back.

0:55:050:55:12

-Try again.

-Yes, I shall.

0:55:120:55:15

A-woo-oo-oo-oo-oo!

0:55:150:55:18

There. That's better.

0:55:200:55:23

-BABY REPLIES

-There aren't any leopards in Connecticut, are there?

-Yes.

-No.

0:55:230:55:28

-Of course not.

-Why do you say yes?

-Well... Excuse me.

-Excuse me.

0:55:280:55:33

-Susan! Finish your dinner.

-All right. You'll be sorry.

0:55:330:55:37

I can't stand it. I've got to get away from it.

0:55:370:55:42

Instead of sitting eating their dinner, they're howling like banshees.

0:55:420:55:49

Then they say, "Gogarty, you mustn't drink. Gogarty, you must keep away from the bottle."

0:55:500:55:58

A man definitely needs something!

0:55:580:56:02

He's perfectly within his...

0:56:020:56:05

rights!

0:56:070:56:09

If one more thing happens to upset me, I'll be seeing things. I'll be...

0:56:090:56:15

Hannah. Hannah.

0:56:250:56:28

Hannah!

0:56:280:56:31

Me gun! Me gun!

0:56:310:56:34

NOW what's happened?

0:56:340:56:37

Why do you want a gun? What's going on? ALL TALK AT ONCE

0:56:390:56:45

Gogarty, what IS all this? I saw it.

0:56:450:56:50

Saw what? A cat. As big as a cow!

0:56:500:56:53

< Hannah, serve the next course.

0:56:530:56:56

-Baby's escaped.

-Well, I don't care.

-Come on.

-I've got to watch George.

0:56:560:57:02

-If you stay here, I'll tell Aunt that your name is Dr David Huxley.

-You wouldn't.

-I would!

-All right!

0:57:020:57:10

George, stay there. Major, keep an eye on George.

0:57:100:57:15

Baby! Baby! Oh, the door's open.

0:57:150:57:18

-Is he there?

-No. He's gone.

0:57:180:57:21

-Aunt Elizabeth will...

-Don't lose your head.

-I've GOT my head, I've lost my leopard!

0:57:210:57:25

-Wait a minute. Compose yourself.

-What shall we do?

0:57:250:57:32

I'll call the zoo, say we saw a leopard, and they'll catch him!

0:57:320:57:35

I hope you've come to stay.

0:57:420:57:44

Yes. We've just been walking. Walking up and walking down.

0:57:440:57:50

-Where is that young man going now?

-He's just going to take a rest.

0:57:500:57:55

Have you ever had Jungle Fever, Major?

0:57:550:57:59

-Well...

-Then you'll realise how important rest is.

-Well...

0:57:590:58:04

-Mr Bone has two doctors. One says rest, the other, exercise.

-Well...

-He can't decide.

0:58:040:58:12

-Susan!

-What?

-This is a cable from Mark.

0:58:120:58:16

-What does it say?

-"Are you pleased with Baby?"

0:58:160:58:21

-Baby?

-"Love, Mark."

-Mark?

-Not a word about my leopard.

-Leopard?! YOUR leopard?

0:58:210:58:29

-I've always wanted one.

-Excuse me.

0:58:290:58:32

-Thank you.

-Don't call the zoo.

0:58:340:58:37

-I just did. It's all fixed.

-Unfix it.

-Why?

-Don't ask.

0:58:370:58:42

-I told them they could have the leopard.

-It's YOUR fault! You've ruined everything!

-I quit!

0:58:420:58:50

-Call them back.

-But YOU told me...

-He belongs to Aunt Elizabeth!

0:58:500:58:55

-Aunt Elizabeth?!

-Call them back and say you were mistaken.

-They'll never believe me now!

0:58:550:59:03

-I'll tell them that you're a drug addict.

-Give me that!

-Hurry up.

0:59:030:59:09

Hello, operator? Get me West Lake 284.

0:59:090:59:13

-I don't know what to tell them.

-Oh, never mind.

-Is that Zoo?

0:59:130:59:18

Nobody's talking baby-talk!

0:59:180:59:21

I called about the leopard. It's all been a mistake.

0:59:210:59:26

-Stop them!

-What did he say?

0:59:260:59:29

-It's too late. They're all leopard hunting.

-Ohh!

0:59:290:59:34

-You've gotten us into a mess!

-Me...?

-Let's think before we act.

0:59:340:59:39

-YOU think.

-What do you take to catch a leopard?

-A bigger leopard.

0:59:390:59:44

-Come on!

-I've got to watch George.

-We'll take him.

0:59:440:59:48

-We'll take George for a walk.

-Ohh! Where's George?

-Where's George?

0:59:480:59:55

-Why the interest in George?

-He knows where my intercostal clavicle is!

-What?

-David!

0:59:551:00:02

-You promised to watch George!

-I did.

-Where is he?

-He's gone.

-Gone where?

-Out that door.

1:00:021:00:09

Not THAT door. THAT door.

1:00:091:00:12

-I can't stand this another moment! Let's get some fresh air.

-Shall we run?

-Yes.

1:00:141:00:21

-I can't understand why a loon would answer a leopard's cry.

-They sound exactly alike to me.

1:00:231:00:31

Pardon me, Elizabeth, the leopard's cry is entirely different.

1:00:311:00:36

The leopard's cry goes like this...

1:00:361:00:39

Who-oo-oo-oo-oo!

1:00:391:00:41

I don't see how you do it.

1:00:441:00:47

It's done largely with the palate. The hands are an important part.

1:00:481:00:54

-Why do you put your thumbs together?

-It's necessary to have the thumbs close together.

1:00:541:01:01

That brings out a pear-shaped tone.

1:01:011:01:04

Take a deep breath, keep the throat well open...and out comes...

1:01:041:01:10

A-woo-oo-oo!

1:01:121:01:14

BABY REPLIES

1:01:141:01:17

Oh, my! That's fine, Elizabeth.

1:01:181:01:21

-Really. I think you've got something there.

-Got what?

1:01:211:01:27

-The mating cry.

-Don't be rude.

-I was talking about the scream you did.

-I didn't scream.

1:01:271:01:35

-You didn't?

-I did not!

-You didn't?

-No. I'd know if I'd screamed.

1:01:351:01:40

-There must be something wrong.

-I'd say so!

1:01:401:01:44

-I've never known anything like it!

-Don't you think it's time we went in?

-No!

1:01:461:01:53

-Don't you think it's...eh... a...good idea to go back?

-No!

1:01:531:01:58

Don't you find it a bit chilly without a gun?

1:01:581:02:03

-#

-That's the only thing I've plenty of, Baby!

-#

1:02:051:02:10

-George!

-Why don't you sing, David?

-I can't sing.

-Yes, you can.

-BARKING

1:02:101:02:17

-That's a dog!

-George!

1:02:171:02:20

-George!

-Ssh!

-What's the matter?

-Something moved.

-Let me go first.

1:02:211:02:27

David.

1:02:391:02:40

Sssh!

1:02:401:02:42

-Wouldn't it be better if

-I

-went first?

-Oh, no. You might get hurt.

1:02:441:02:50

Thank you (!)

1:02:501:02:52

-I can't see a thing.

-Neither can I.

1:02:551:02:57

Are you sure you saw something move? Because I can't... Susan?

1:02:571:03:03

-Here I am.

-This is no time to play games.

1:03:031:03:06

I'm not playing.

1:03:081:03:09

I'm caught on something. Help me.

1:03:121:03:15

-No. That's poison ivy.

-I bet you wouldn't treat Miss Swallow this way.

1:03:151:03:21

Miss Swallow would know poison ivy.

1:03:211:03:24

I bet it runs when it sees HER.

1:03:241:03:27

I came here to look for George and I'm...

1:03:271:03:32

David, are you all right?

1:03:351:03:37

Don't laugh.

1:03:391:03:42

I can't help it. You look so silly!

1:03:421:03:46

Oh, David!

1:04:001:04:02

-< GRRRR !

-That's Baby!

-< BARKING

-George!

1:04:111:04:15

-#

-I can't give you Anything but love...

-#

-Ssh!

1:04:151:04:20

Look!

1:04:221:04:23

-They like each other!

-For how long?

1:04:311:04:36

My intercostal clavicle will be gone forever.

1:04:421:04:46

-Here, George. George!

-Sssh! Susan, quiet.

1:04:511:04:56

-Is there a way across this stream?

-We'll wade.

1:05:031:05:07

-Susan!

-The river-bed's changed!

-The river-bed's changed (!)

1:05:121:05:18

Did we get across?

1:05:191:05:22

No. We're back where we started, only we're WET !

1:05:221:05:27

-Now they've disappeared.

-While you were about it, you might have gone to the other side.

1:05:271:05:35

-I'm going!

-Don't leave me.

1:05:351:05:38

If we'd had a bath house, this wouldn't have been so bad.

1:05:451:05:50

-Next time I'll try and arrange one (!)

-Oh, David! Don't be so grouchy.

1:05:501:05:58

We could have such fun. I do so like being with you!

1:05:581:06:03

-Well, I like peace and quiet.

-But it's peaceful and quiet here.

1:06:031:06:08

Let's just stay here (!)

1:06:081:06:11

-Oh, David, your sock's on fire.

-I don't care any more.

-Well...

1:06:131:06:18

-Fine. Throw the other one in.

-Don't be upset, David.

-Who wouldn't be?

1:06:201:06:27

I'm trying to help you find a leopard so that your aunt won't be angry,

1:06:271:06:33

and then she'll probably give you the 1 million that I need for my museum.

1:06:331:06:40

You told your aunt I was crazy.

1:06:401:06:43

You told her my name was Bone and that I was a big game hunter and you didn't tell ME.

1:06:441:06:54

-Here's something else I didn't tell you.

-What?

-Boopy. He's coming here tonight.

1:06:541:07:01

Oh, dear. Well, that's the end.

1:07:011:07:06

He'll tell your aunt who I am. He won't remember the hard work I put in on the Brontosaurus.

1:07:061:07:14

He thinks I conked him on the head with a rock!

1:07:141:07:18

Here.

1:07:181:07:20

-CARNIVAL MUSIC

-Where's that music coming from?

-The circus at West Lake.

1:07:201:07:26

Take this leopard to Bridgeport. What happened?

1:07:321:07:36

Gave its trainer a going-over. Bad? Didn't do him any good!

1:07:361:07:42

He ripped up a man last year. What'll we do with him? Take him to the gas chamber.

1:07:421:07:49

You go too, Max. Who, me?

1:07:491:07:53

You heard. Where is Bridgeport? Ask somebody.

1:07:531:07:58

-Come on. Sure you don't want my coat?

-No. I'm completely dry.

1:07:591:08:05

Hey, I wonder what that is?

1:08:061:08:09

Max, see what that sign says.

1:08:131:08:16

-It's the zoo truck!

-Is it?

-They've got Baby.

1:08:161:08:21

-Is George with them?

-No. We've got to release Baby.

-I said I'd help you find him. Well, there he is.

1:08:211:08:29

Talk to those men while I let Baby out the back.

1:08:291:08:34

-What'll I say?

-Talk about zoos! Go ahead.

1:08:341:08:39

I can't find it. That map's upside-down.

1:08:411:08:45

-Good evening.

-Hello.

1:08:451:08:48

-May I help you?

-Do you know the way to Bridgeport?

1:08:481:08:53

-I'm not going there.

-No. WE are. Do you know the way?

-Yes.

1:08:531:08:58

-It's that way, ain't it?

-Yes.

-See?

1:08:581:09:01

-Ain't it THAT way?

-Yes.

-Told you.

1:09:011:09:05

Now, come on. Put this round your neck. Good boy.

1:09:081:09:13

-FEROCIOUS SNARLING

-Hey! What's the big idea?

1:09:131:09:18

-We have found...

-He's escaped!

1:09:311:09:34

-He's escaped!

-Shall we help you tie him up?

1:09:341:09:38

-Not ME ! You're mistaken.

-Thanks!

-Goodnight!

1:09:381:09:43

GRRRRRR !

1:09:441:09:47

Over there!

1:09:491:09:52

-I think he's down this way.

-I'll try over here.

1:09:521:09:56

I'm sure it's this way.

1:09:561:09:58

-GUNFIRE

-Ohh!

-Somebody's shooting at him.

1:09:581:10:03

-Don't miss it.

-Quiet.

1:10:031:10:05

-Don't shoot!

-Stand back. I won't miss him this time.

-We're trying to catch that leopard!

1:10:051:10:13

-So am I.

-It's a tame leopard.

-Everybody knows you're crazy!

-Don't!

-Susan, please!

1:10:131:10:21

-Explain to Major Applegate.

-You know that Aunt Elizabeth was getting a leopard?

-I'd heard.

1:10:211:10:29

-Well, that's her leopard. It's tame.

-There's no such...

1:10:291:10:34

-A TAME leopard?

-Yes.

-Are you sure it's harmless?

-Yes.

-Why didn't you say so?

1:10:341:10:42

-Well...

-I apologise to you, Mr...eh...Boney.

-Thank you.

1:10:421:10:47

-We should try to catch it.

-Which way...

-did it go?

-Eh...

1:10:471:10:52

-We'll go that way, you go THAT way. Don't shoot.

-Of course not.

1:10:521:10:58

-George!

-George!

-George!

1:10:581:11:01

-I knew it was tame.

-Is that so?

-Yes. I patted him on the back.

1:11:021:11:08

He's as gentle as a kitten. GRRRR !

1:11:081:11:12

-I don't know why you didn't...

-There he is!

1:11:121:11:16

Let me have that rope. Hold the gun. We won't need it.

1:11:161:11:22

Leave everything to me. I've vast experience in these matters.

1:11:221:11:30

Here, kitty, kitty! Come, kitty, kitty!

1:11:301:11:34

SNA-A-ARL !!

1:11:341:11:36

-Don't you fool me! You're not afraid of me, are you?

-GRRRR !

1:11:361:11:43

-You say you patted this beast?

-In a manner of speaking, I did.

1:11:431:11:48

Personally, Gogarty, I think you're a liar!!

1:11:511:11:55

-Can you see him, David?

-No.

-I wonder where we are?

1:12:051:12:10

Near the Canadian border by now!

1:12:101:12:14

My glasses! Don't move! My glasses!

1:12:171:12:20

Here! Oh, David! They're broken. I'm SO sorry.

1:12:201:12:25

-Makes no difference. I could do just as well with my eyes shut (!)

-Well...

1:12:251:12:32

You look handsomer without them. Oh! I've lost my heel! Look at me walk.

1:12:331:12:40

-Susan.

-#

-Ra-pum-pum!

-#

-Susan!

1:12:401:12:45

-Susan, stop!

-I was born on the side of a hill.

-We're not getting anywhere like this.

1:12:451:12:52

You must be tired. Go home.

1:12:521:12:55

We can't quit now. We've let a wild animal loose.

1:12:551:13:00

-We can't just go home.

-You misunderstand me. I want YOU to go home.

1:13:001:13:07

-You mean, you want ME to go home?

-Yes.

1:13:071:13:11

-You mean, you don't want me to help you any more?

-No.

1:13:111:13:16

-After all the fun we've had?

-Yes.

-After all I've done for you?

-That's what I mean!

-I'll go.

1:13:161:13:25

I can take care of myself!

1:13:251:13:28

Oh, my goodness! Susan, are you all right?

1:13:291:13:33

-Did you hurt yourself?

-No.

1:13:331:13:36

It's not that. It's just that I'm miserable.

1:13:361:13:41

-You don't like me any more.

-I do.

1:13:411:13:43

-You tried to get rid of me!

-No.

1:13:431:13:46

Your face is dirty, Susan.

1:13:461:13:50

There.

1:13:501:13:51

-Now you're being nice to me after all the horrible things I've done to you!

-Stop crying.

1:13:511:13:59

-Everything I do with the best intention seems to turn out badly.

-It does, doesn't it?

1:13:591:14:07

David, please let me come with you. Oh, David...

1:14:071:14:11

-All right, you can come with me.

-Are you sure you want me?

1:14:131:14:19

-Yes.

-Positive?

-Yes. You can come.

1:14:191:14:23

Don't you worry, David. If there's anything I can do to help you, just let me know.

1:14:231:14:31

Don't do it until I let you know.

1:14:311:14:34

GEORGE IS BARKING

1:14:371:14:40

Come on, George.

1:14:431:14:46

Oh, look, David! Baby's on the roof.

1:14:461:14:50

Come on, Baby. Come down.

1:14:531:14:56

-Make him get down.

-You'd like me to go up and push him down (?)

-Well... We'd better sing.

1:14:561:15:03

-#

-I can't give you...

-#

-Sing, David.

1:15:031:15:07

# I can't give you Anything but love

1:15:071:15:11

# BABY !

1:15:111:15:13

# That's the only thing... #

1:15:131:15:16

Awoo!

1:15:161:15:18

GEORGE HOWLS, LEOPARD ROARS

1:15:181:15:22

# Happiness and, I guess, All those things You've always pined for

1:15:221:15:29

# Gee, it's good to see you Looking swell, BABY !

1:15:291:15:34

# Diamond bracelets Woolworth's never sell, BABY ! Till that lucky day

1:15:341:15:41

-# You know darn well... #

-Baby!

1:15:411:15:44

-David, where are you going?

-I'll be back.

1:15:441:15:48

# I can't give you Anything but love! #

1:15:481:15:52

-Not you. IT.

-What are you doing?

-Singing.

-If you are paying a bet...

1:15:521:15:59

I'm not. There's a leopard on your roof.

1:15:591:16:03

I am not going to argue with you.

1:16:031:16:06

It's MY leopard, and to get it I have to sing.

1:16:061:16:12

-#

-You'll find...

-# There's nothing on my roof.

-No?

-No!

1:16:121:16:17

-All right!

-#

-Happiness, and, I guess...

-#

1:16:171:16:21

Poor girl. You'd better go down, Fritz.

1:16:211:16:25

Sing if you like, dear.

1:16:251:16:28

-#

-BABY !

-#

-You can sing too.

-#

-Diamond bracelets...

1:16:281:16:33

-#

-Woolworth's never sell, BABY !

-#

1:16:331:16:36

Baby, don't! You've frightened him away!

1:16:361:16:41

-Ssh! It's all right.

-It's not!

-Don't worry.

-I HAVE to worry!

1:16:411:16:46

-Come with me.

-He went THAT way.

-He didn't.

-He did. I saw him.

-He's up there.

-Where?

1:16:461:16:53

-Peeking round. See?

-No. I... There's nothing there! There's nothing there!

1:16:531:17:00

-Come along.

-Let me go!

1:17:001:17:03

-Come along!

-There's 1 million at stake.

-1 million?

-Yes.

1:17:031:17:08

It's in there. In one dollar bills.

1:17:081:17:12

-Just come along.

-No! No!

1:17:121:17:15

Look.

1:17:271:17:29

Know him? No. Looks like a peeping Tom.

1:17:311:17:34

Peeping Tom, eh? We'll nab him.

1:17:341:17:37

Stick 'em up!

1:17:431:17:46

-Grab him, Elmer!

-George!

1:17:461:17:49

-George! Don't go away, George!

-Don't argue!

1:17:491:17:54

-What...?

-I have a hairpin.

-Huh!

-Anyway, when they find out who we are, they'll let us out.

1:17:591:18:07

When they find out who YOU are, they'll pad the cell!

1:18:071:18:13

She says she's your niece. Have you or have you not got a niece?

1:18:131:18:19

Yes. But she's not out singing.

1:18:191:18:22

-She's in bed.

-I wouldn't be too sure.

-Horace, DO be quiet!

1:18:221:18:29

You refuse to identify her?

1:18:291:18:32

If you continue to annoy me, I'll have you arrested! The idea!!

1:18:321:18:39

Hello?

1:18:391:18:41

She says her niece is in bed.

1:18:411:18:43

As I thought. She's lying. You're right.

1:18:431:18:47

Let's find out the truth. I'll have a talk with them.

1:18:471:18:53

-If you want to get out of this jail, you'd better listen.

-I'm listening.

-Quiet, young lady.

1:18:561:19:04

-Tell me the truth.

-Well...

-What did my aunt say?

-Quiet.

1:19:041:19:09

-What did my aunt say?

-You haven't GOT an aunt!

-I have!

1:19:091:19:14

Quiet. Now, look here, young fella, tell me what you were doing.

1:19:141:19:20

-Well...

-Hunting for a leopard.

-You were... Look here, there never WAS a leopard.

-Well, there is NOW.

1:19:201:19:28

Now, young lady, I am waiting for you to tell the truth.

1:19:281:19:33

-Then you'll have a long, grey beard down to here.

-My grandfather had... QUIET !!

1:19:331:19:41

-Have a little respect for the law.

-I just want to explain. It all started at her aunt's house.

1:19:411:19:49

-Her aunt...

-She promised to...

-Hold on. She hasn't GOT an aunt.

-I have! She's my father's sister.

1:19:491:19:57

-Come over here.

-Young lady...

-Now, quiet.

-Yes.

-You want us to get out of here?

-Oh, yes, I do!

1:19:571:20:05

-You called my aunt up, didn't you?

-Yes.

-And what did she say?

1:20:051:20:10

Well, she said you were in bed.

1:20:101:20:13

-Then what am I doing here?

-Because your aunt... You haven't GOT an aunt!

1:20:131:20:19

-But if I DID have...

-She'd muzzle you!

-You can't talk to me that way!

1:20:191:20:26

I don't know!

1:20:261:20:29

-Excuse me.

-Go away, please.

-Shut up, David.

-David, be quiet.

1:20:331:20:38

-If you'd just listen to me...

-This morning...

-What?

-You're not going to get anywhere with her.

1:20:381:20:46

Now we're getting somewhere. Now, speak up.

1:20:461:20:51

Oh, Elmer! Get the key! Quick! Lock him up!

1:20:511:20:56

-Fine officer YOU are, locking up a dangerous criminal without locking him up!

-It's not locked.

-Thank you!

1:20:561:21:04

GOGARTY IS RAMBLING

1:21:041:21:08

There's something for you! What's the charge?

1:21:121:21:18

He was driving the Doctor's car. A car thief!

1:21:181:21:22

No man is going to call me a car thief!

1:21:221:21:27

Lock him up! Let go!

1:21:271:21:30

We'll just hold you for a while.

1:21:301:21:33

-Hello, Gogarty!

-Miss Susan! Why are YOU here?

1:21:331:21:38

-Influence (!)

-Don't worry. I'll get you out.

-Sure. She got ME out (!)

1:21:381:21:43

You know this lady? I work for her aunt.

1:21:431:21:48

What?! I work for her aunt!

1:21:481:21:51

If one more person says she's got an aunt, you'll all get 30 days!

1:21:511:21:56

Where is everyone? Who's in charge here?

1:21:561:22:00

In there. Hey, Constable.

1:22:001:22:03

-Give me the key! Madam... What do you want?

-Her niece.

1:22:031:22:09

-Yes. I want my niece! Who is your niece? Description?

-She's about...

1:22:091:22:16

-Aunt Elizabeth!

-There she is! Hold on! Who are you?

1:22:161:22:21

I'm Mrs Carlton Random. And you say your niece is here? She certainly is.

1:22:211:22:28

That young lady ain't got no aunt!

1:22:281:22:31

And you're NOT Mrs Carlton Random. I spoke to her.

1:22:311:22:35

-I ought to know who I am!

-You DID talk to her on the telephone.

1:22:351:22:41

-How do you know?

-I was there.

-Who are you?

-The niece! The aunt! Major Horace Applegate.

1:22:411:22:48

-Why the gun?

-I was hunting a leopard.

1:22:481:22:52

-You've been hunting leopards (?)

-Yes.

-Any luck?

-Not what I'm accustomed to, no.

1:22:521:22:59

-I have been a bit confused...

-Boys. Boys.

1:22:591:23:03

Wait! Wait!

1:23:031:23:06

The old battleaxe keeps yelling that SHE'S Mrs Random.

1:23:091:23:15

That's ridiculous. Mrs Random is in bed. And don't be calling here again. Goodnight!

1:23:151:23:23

Goodnight.

1:23:241:23:26

They're all liars. Obviously.

1:23:261:23:29

You will make a very important haul. Thank you, Doc.

1:23:291:23:35

Get their confessions. I'll try again. Come on.

1:23:351:23:40

ALL SHOUT OUT

1:23:421:23:45

Quiet!

1:23:451:23:47

Quiet! QUIET ! QUIET !!

1:23:471:23:50

I'm going to ask this young man a few questions and I want absolute quiet.

1:23:501:23:58

-You said your name was Bone.

-Well...

-We know that ain't your right name.

1:23:581:24:03

-What were you doing?

-I was after a leopard.

-Still sticking to it!

1:24:031:24:08

They agreed a story. How about the bank robbery?

1:24:081:24:13

-How much did they get?

-Oh, about... Say, who's asking these questions?

1:24:131:24:19

-Who was with you on the mail job?

-Mickey Mouse (!)

1:24:191:24:24

Doc, make a note of that.

1:24:241:24:27

-We're getting someplace.

-Hey!

-Quiet.

1:24:271:24:30

-I'm waiting for you.

-Hey!

-Quiet.

1:24:301:24:33

-GANGSTER'S VOICE:

-HEY, FLATFOOT ! You ain't gettin' no place. Come here.

1:24:331:24:39

-Me?

-Yes, you. Haul it over. You want someone to talk, don't ya?

1:24:391:24:45

-Well, it's about time!

-Let me outta here and I'll shoot the works.

1:24:451:24:50

-You ain't no lady!

-Fooled you, didn't I ?

-Sure did!

1:24:531:24:58

-What did I tell you my name was?

-Eh... Doc, what's her name? DOCTOR: Susan Vance.

1:24:581:25:05

That's just a society moniker. The mob call me Swingin' Door Suzy.

1:25:051:25:10

-Swingin' Door...?

-Come on, open up! Open up!

-Stop that!

1:25:101:25:15

-I won't open any doors until you promise to talk.

-I'll talk!

-You hear that, Doc?

1:25:151:25:24

Susan, it won't work! Whatever it is!

1:25:241:25:28

Swingin' Door Suzy hasn't flopped yet!

1:25:281:25:32

So long, gang! I'm not taking the rap for this job!

1:25:321:25:38

THEY ALL SHOUT Quiet!

1:25:381:25:41

Ah, quit beefing!

1:25:411:25:44

-Get wise, Jerry.

-Ain't his name Bone?

1:25:441:25:49

-Of course not!

-You don't remember Jerry the Nipper?

-Jerry...? >

1:25:491:25:54

-She's making all this up!

-I saw you with that red-headed skirt!

-Another woman? >

1:25:541:26:02

Sure. That's why I'm squealing.

1:26:021:26:05

-So he's a lady-killer!

-He's a regular Don Juan! Loves the ladies, don't ya, honey?

1:26:051:26:13

Boom!

1:26:131:26:15

He's a rover! Come on!

1:26:161:26:19

I want you to tell the truth.

1:26:201:26:23

-I notice you're limping. Got shot in a stick-up?

-No. I lost my heel.

1:26:231:26:30

Sit down. Elmer, grab that typewriter. I want to get this down.

1:26:301:26:36

-I want you to talk...

-Cigarette.

-I don't smoke.

1:26:361:26:40

-This'll do.

-Uh?

-It's a two-for.

-What?

-Two for a nickel. Match!

1:26:401:26:46

-I won't stand for this.

-No smoking, no talking.

1:26:471:26:52

-Ain't gonna talk.

-Just sit down. Doc, give her

1:26:521:26:55

one of them cigarettes. If you just tell the truth...

1:26:551:26:58

Hey! My case, if you please!

1:27:011:27:04

There I go again! Sorry, boys. Forgot where I was.

1:27:041:27:10

-Hey!

-How about a little fresh air? It's kinda hot in here.

-Yes. It IS a bit muggy.

1:27:101:27:17

Now, what about the Cleghorn jewels?

1:27:191:27:22

-That's hot. We're waiting for it to cool off.

-What do you mean, we?

1:27:221:27:27

-The gang.

-You all belong to the same gang?

-The Leopard Gang.

1:27:271:27:33

We'll round 'em up! Got that down? I got it.

1:27:331:27:38

Elmer? Not so fast!

1:27:381:27:41

You can't spell ! But... What about the bank robbery?

1:27:411:27:46

Wasn't that a honey! Jerry was the inside man on that job.

1:27:461:27:53

-Were you there too?

-Sure! I'm a one-man woman. Where my man goes, I go!

1:27:531:28:01

-Applegate...

-You're talking too fast!

1:28:011:28:04

You've only got as far as the Cleghorn jewels.

1:28:041:28:09

Now, young lady... CAR PULLS OFF

1:28:091:28:13

She's got my car again! After her!

1:28:131:28:17

If you don't catch her there's gonna be a shake-up in this department!

1:28:171:28:23

I'll lock her up! Are you the Constable?

1:28:231:28:28

I'm looking for... Not a leopard!

1:28:281:28:32

I'm looking for Mrs Carlton Random. She's not here.

1:28:321:28:37

I believe she is. Who are you?

1:28:371:28:40

-Her attorney.

-And I'm looking for Dr David Huxley. Is he with Mrs Random?

1:28:401:28:46

We've got an old woman who says SHE'S Mrs Random,

1:28:461:28:51

a gangster by the name of Bone, Baby-Face Horace... What?

1:28:511:28:56

I can identify this gentleman. Mr Peabody, I testified for you.

1:28:561:29:01

Yes. I must see my client. You've made a mistake.

1:29:011:29:06

Your position as Constable is in jeopardy!

1:29:061:29:11

Are you sure...? Positive.

1:29:111:29:14

Election next week, too! Mr Peabody, if you just step inside we'll straighten this out.

1:29:141:29:22

Is she or ain't she Mrs Random?

1:29:231:29:26

About time! Of course she's Mr Random!

1:29:261:29:30

Open that door. What about him?

1:29:301:29:33

-David, I don't understand...

-I can't explain it.

1:29:331:29:38

-I don't like it any better than you do.

-Oh, really, David!

1:29:381:29:44

Let that young man out too. Aw, shucks!

1:29:441:29:48

You haven't hear the end of this either, I...

1:29:481:29:51

Huxley! >

1:29:511:29:53

Why did you throw rocks at me?

1:29:531:29:56

-I...

-This is the man you wanted me to donate a million dollars to?!

1:29:561:30:01

-I've changed my mind!

-What have you done?

-Name anything!

1:30:011:30:07

-What are you gonna tell him?

-The truth. We lost a leopard.

1:30:081:30:14

Are you the Constable?

1:30:191:30:22

-Until the next election.

-We need some help.

1:30:221:30:28

-What is it?

-We're looking for...

1:30:281:30:31

-Don't say a leopard.

-How did you know?

1:30:311:30:35

-Know what?

-That we're looking for a leopard.

1:30:351:30:39

-There are no leopards...

-GEORGE BARKS

1:30:391:30:43

Look out! Somebody get a gun!

1:30:481:30:51

Don't be frightened. Everything's going to be all right.

1:30:511:30:56

-Is this my leopard?

-Yes. That's Baby.

1:31:001:31:03

-He didn't act that way with ME.

-That ain't mine.

1:31:041:31:08

-No. That's why we released it.

-Not that one. You couldn't touch ours!

1:31:081:31:15

You mean there's ANOTHER leopard?

1:31:161:31:19

Our cat came from the circus. He's BAD !

1:31:191:31:23

Susan's trying to catch the wrong leopard! She's helpless without me!

1:31:231:31:31

-GRRRR !

-What's the matter with you?

1:31:311:31:34

What's the matter? You've been snapping at me the whole way.

1:31:401:31:45

I'm just as determined as YOU are so you might as well come with me.

1:31:491:31:54

I don't like it either... Hey, David!

1:31:571:32:02

Susan!

1:32:021:32:03

Well, did I fool you this time! I've got him!

1:32:081:32:13

No, you haven't. Look.

1:32:131:32:16

Don't leave me in here!

1:32:211:32:24

David!

1:32:321:32:34

Susan! Run! Run!

1:32:341:32:37

-Run, Susan!

-No! I won't leave you! I love you!

-What?

1:32:411:32:46

Ohh!

1:32:491:32:50

Shoo!

1:32:511:32:53

-Poke him, David!

-Let go, Susan!

-No!

1:32:571:33:00

-I'm trying to get him into the cell.

-Oh.

-Get in!

1:33:001:33:06

Get in! Get the key, Susan!

1:33:071:33:10

Give it to me!

1:33:111:33:14

Ohhhh!

1:33:141:33:16

Oh, David, you're wonderful. You're wonderful. You're a hero. You've saved my life.

1:33:161:33:23

I've never seen such bravery. Did you want to say something?

1:33:231:33:29

What?

1:33:291:33:30

What was it? Ohh!

1:33:301:33:33

You've fainted. David!

1:33:331:33:36

I'm glad that you showed yourself in your true colours. You're just a butterfly.

1:33:371:33:44

Oh, now I'm a butterfly.

1:33:441:33:47

David!

1:34:001:34:02

David!

1:34:021:34:04

Oh!

1:34:051:34:07

Where are you going, David?

1:34:091:34:12

I've got it! I can't even see you. Where ARE you?

1:34:121:34:18

There you are! I followed George around for three days.

1:34:181:34:23

Then he put it in my shoe. Look!

1:34:231:34:26

-Oh.

-Oh, David, don't be mad at me.

-Thank you. Put it on the table and go.

1:34:261:34:33

Wait! I want to talk to you.

1:34:341:34:37

Write me a letter. Go back, Susan!

1:34:371:34:40

Jeepers, it's high up here.

1:34:401:34:43

-Please! Go back down the ladder quietly.

-When I go down, I'll go down quietly.

1:34:431:34:50

-Why did you run up here when I came in?

-If you must know, I'm afraid of you.

1:34:501:34:57

-That's the same as admitting...

-Oh!

1:34:571:35:00

-Everything's going to be all right.

-Don't say that! You've already cost the museum 1 million.

1:35:011:35:10

Aunt Elizabeth gave it to me and I'm giving it to you for the museum.

1:35:101:35:17

I'm sure they'll be very pleased.

1:35:171:35:20

-Aren't YOU pleased?

-I suppose so.

1:35:201:35:23

-I've made a mess of everything.

-No.

-I was happy when I found the bone.

1:35:231:35:29

Oh, David! All that happened happened because I was trying to keep you near me.

1:35:291:35:36

I'm so sorry.

1:35:361:35:39

-I ought to thank you.

-Thank me?

1:35:391:35:42

Yes. That was the best day I ever had in my whole life!

1:35:421:35:48

-You don't mean it!

-I never had a better time.

-But

-I

-was there!

1:35:481:35:54

-That's what made it so good.

-You realise what that means? You must like me a little bit!

1:35:541:36:03

-It's more than that.

-Is it?

-I LOVE YOU !

-That's wonderful, because I love you, too!

1:36:031:36:12

I'm not rocking, I...

1:36:121:36:15

Aaaaaaagh!

1:36:151:36:17

Ohh!

1:36:171:36:18

Aaaaaagh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh!

1:36:181:36:21

Ohhhhhh! David!

1:36:211:36:24

The Brontosaurus! Four years went into this!

1:36:241:36:29

-Ohh, David!

-Susan! Susan! Look out!

1:36:301:36:34

Susan!

1:36:341:36:36

-Look out, Susan.

-CREAKING

-I'm going!

1:36:361:36:43

Hold on, Susan! Hold on! Don't let go!

1:36:481:36:52

Oh, David! Look what I've done! I'm so sorry.

1:36:521:36:58

David, can you ever forgive me?

1:36:591:37:02

-I...I...

-You can? And you still love me?

-Susan, that...

-You do?

1:37:021:37:08

-Oh, David!

-Oh, dear! Oh, my!

1:37:081:37:11

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