Adventure about three household pets who must fend for themselves in San Francisco as they try to return home to their family in the suburbs. With the voice of Michael J Fox.
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KIDS CHATTERING, INDISTINCT
My name is Chance, and this... This is home.
It's been my home for a couple of years now,
and I gotta admit... they have been
the best two years of this dog's life.
Except for one slightly incredible journey over the mountains,
but...maybe you already know that story.
Like I was sayin', they treat us pretty good here -
three square meals a day, a warm place to sleep at night,
and all the smelly sneakers you can eat.
But even in a place like this,
sometimes a dog can get a little restless.
And every now and then I-I wonder
if, you know, maybe there isn't somethin' more out there.
Hey, wait. There is somethin' out there. I can smell it.
Don't panic. I'm goin' in.
Did you steal my shoe?
He's the one who rescued me from the bad place.
And as good as I've got it around here,
Jamie is what makes it home.
So it's my job to protect them.
All right, trespasser, say your prayers.
You've got a date with the Chancenator.
I have no choice but to terminate you!
Yeah, you "butter" fly away!
OK, the crisis is past,
perimeter is secure,
situation is neutralised!
It's a thing of beauty when Chance is on duty!
Speaking of duty, I though I smelled something. Yuck.
Now, what's your problem? Bad fur day?
I'll tell you what's bad, o fragrant one.
ANXIOUSLY: I saw suitcases.
Why is that bad?
Means the family's leaving, though who could blame them,
the way you smell!
All right, that's it.
Time for kitty soccer!
No, no! Chance pushes fat cat downfield!
Oh! Oh! Ooh! Go! Go! Go!
Hope! Jamie! Get your bags downstairs
So we can load up the car!
Car! Car! Did you hear that? He said "car."
They're leaving! He said "car"!
Hey, you really think there's gonna be a trip?
Ohh... Meoww! Oh, watch your step!
Ohh... ohhh... ohh!
Oh, my. That look is you.
Oh, man! Who says cotton breaths?
I'm fine. Ohh! I'm fine.
CHANCE: Get it off!
Oh, my poor kitty.
SASSY: Ooh, Chance, take it off.
Take it all off.
SASSY HUMS CHANCE: Unhh! Unhh! Arhh!
So, Chance dear, we're all so curious.
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?
Oh, will you just go get dipped?
I gotta find Jamie.
My gosh. Sure is a lot happening this morning.
We're goin' to Canada, boy.
We're taking you with us.
Go. I'd go anywhere with you, Peter.
Peter, grab those bags for me. OK?
Yeah. Sure, Dad. Come on.
Wait. Don't forget this.
I still think it's crazy to fly three animals halfway across the continent
to some camping trip.
Well, if we're going,
just let me use the litter box first.
BICYCLE BELL RINGS
Where's my shoe?
I'll meet you at the field later, Stacy!
Jamie?! Where is it?
Jamie boy! I'm here.
It's your best buddy. Let's have a little fun.
Come on. Uh-no. I'm not under there. I'm in the door.
Jamie! Over here.
No, I'm-I'm not in the cupboard.
And it's a ground ball
out to left field... fielded nicely...
Oh, hey! Tasty! Genuine cowhide.
Oh! Mmm! Mmhh! CHANCE CHUCKLES
Oh, am I into leather.
Not my Barry Bonds autographed baseball.
Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! What are you doin'?
I was workin' on my spit ball!
It's kinda tough to play with the door closed, Jamie.
Jamie? Aw, man, you never wanna play any more.
HE SNIFFS Hey, what's this?
I'm getting somethin' on the old nose radar.
That smells like sugar.
Oh, please be sugar, be sugar, be sugar!
It is sugar! It's sugar and chocolate and dough!
Deep-fried in bubbling fat! It is! It's doughnuts!
Sweet! Oh, they'll never give one of these babies up,
unless, of course, I lick it.
LOUD SLURPING >
Uh, uh, uh! Chance, you've already had your breakfast.
Twice, in fact.
So what? You tellin' me
you never heard of a little thing called brunch?
Adios, amigos! >
Ah. Jamie's leavin'.
Well, ma, like you always said - never play on an empty stomach.
We're leaving in 20 minutes!
Don't be late, Jamie!
Hey! Not so fast! I'm tryin' to digest!
Where we goin'? Where we goin'?
No, Chance! Stay!
Stay? But I...
I got this great sugar rush goin'.
Ohhh... J-Jamie, don't go.
Hey! Hey! I thought we were gonna play!
I don't get it! Did I do somethin' wrong?
Hey. Oh, come on, this isn't about the doughnut, is it?
I-I just took one.
I-I was weak. It was taunting me!
Jeez. Take a hint already.
Huh? What do you mean, take a hint?
Jamie's gonna send you back to the bad place.
Ha ha! I'll miss you. Bye-bye.
Ha ha ha ha!
Well, I'm really gonna miss you, too!
Bye-bye! No! No!
Oh! No! No!
I hate these kinds of rides!
Oh! Oh, I just ate.
I'm gonna blow chow-chow everywhere!
Get me out of here! I hate this!
Dogs rule...and cats drool.
Jamie, my man...
Wait for me.
Oh, my head. Oh, my head. Oh, I don't feel well.
Oh, just wait till I see you again, wherever you are.
I'm going to... just wait till I...
Oh, I don't feel well. I am going to hurt you.
BAT STRIKES BALL, KIDS SHOUTING
MAN: Here you go!
I've got it!
I got it.
MAN: That's all right. Throw it back here.
MAN: Come on, buddy, look up.
OK, this is gonna be fun!
Jamie! Hey, buddy!
I'm here! You're in luck!
I'm ready to play!
No. Game over, kids. Me and Jamie got a play date,
so you're all gonna have to am-scray.
DOG: A grounder to Seaver...
and he flips it to first for the out.
CHANCE: Huh? What's this?
Who are you guys?
I'm Sparky Michaels.
I'm Lucky Lasorda.
And I'm Trixie Uecker, and we're broadcasting here.
Yeah, so move your tail, buddy.
You're broadcasting the game?
Huh. Sassy tells me to get a life?
All right, here's the pitch.
A high chopper to Seaver.
He picks it up and fires to first.
Boy, the kid looks great this year.
He must've been practicin' that throw in the off season.
Yep, and you're lookin' at the pooch he's been practicin' with.
That's fascinating. Really.
Now, get your tail off the field.
You talkin' to me?
OK, I guess you are.
OK, fine. Hey... Listen, I got no problem.
I'll just go sit in the front row.
Yep. Doesn't bother me.
I'll just... lie down here and...hang out
And watch these kids throw this really tasty- lookin' leather ball around.
MAN: Good. Good.
Oh, boy, this is torture.
BOY: Play deep!
I can't take this any more. Hey! No! I got it!
I got it!
It seems a-a crazed fan
has run onto the field and taken the ball away!
Ever see anything like it, guys?
Not me. How about you, Uecker?
Never! And let me tell you,
it's a sad day for the sport of baseball
and all of canine kind
when somethin' like this happens.
And he's at the 20!
He's at the 30!
He's at... He's at it!
I am just sickened!
Well, I know none of us likes to hear the "B" word,
but that is one bad dog!
Whoo! Ah, ha ha!
Chance! How many times do I have to tell you? Stay...
Get the dog outta here, Seaver.
Hey. Hey, take it easy.
You push my human, you pushin' me, babe.
I've seen some pretty dumb dogs, Seaver.
- Excuse me. "Dumb"? - Yours is pathetic.
That's it! OK! I'll show you who's pathetic.
Oh... Oh, hey, This feels pretty good. Ohh!
Chews almost better than a baseball.
You stupid dog!
I warned you... Woof!
SPARKY: He's goin'...
He could be...
He might be...
Yes! That dog is outta here!
Hey, Jamie, you catch what I said to that girl?
I go..."Yarrhh, call me dumb, will ya?"
No, Chance! Cut it out!
OK, that's cool. You be me, and I'll be the kids.
"Hey, come back, you dumb dog!
"Come on, you crazy mutt! Drop that mitt!"
CHANCE: Honeys! We're home!
Oh, here he is.
Come on, honey, we late. Let's go. Let's go.
It's Chance's fault!
We chased him all over the park.
Come on, Jamie. Don't be mad at me, pal.
I still don't see why we have to go
on a stupid camping trip, anyway.
I'm gonna miss the two most important games.
Come on, Chance.
Where we goin'?
Oh, road trip! All right! Shotgun!
Or the back. The back is good. Very cool.
Well...the start of another fun-filled family vacation.
Watch your nose, Chance.
So. Guys. Where do you think they're takin' us?
I don't know about us, but I know where they're taking you.
Well, I know this much. Can't be any place bad,
or they would've given us those dumb tranquilisers.
DAD: Hey, Peter, did you give 'em the tranquilisers?
CHANCE: We're doomed!
Calm down. Nobody's doomed.
Well, let me ask you somethin', old-timer.
Why'd the shove those kibbles down our throats?
If you're smart like me, you'll get rid of it.
Get rid of it? How?
Easy. You just work up a nice-size hairball,
and you think of somethin' disgusting...
Like a big... BURPS ..fluffy cat.
THROWS UP AND BURPS
Hey, I've been lookin' for that ball.
# 99 cans of dog food on the wall
# 99 cans of dog food
# If one of those cans should happen to fall
# 98 cans of dog food on the wall... #
SASSY: I hate this song.
Shadow, we're gonna take you on the plane now.
Don't be scared.
Oh, I'm not the pet to worry about.
Here you go, Sassy.
SASSY: Oh, this isn't first class.
- I-I got a thing about cages. - Come on.
You're makin' a scene here!
Oh, man, you know what? We gotta go back home.
I totally forgot to lock the doggy door.
Aw, great, Bob. Thanks for listening.
Really. Thanks a lot.
A cage! They're treating me kike I'm some kind of an animal!
Relax, Chance. You'll live.
Hey, hey! Don't I get to call my lawyer?
There you go.
There. Thank you.
Guys, look. They're leavin' us!
Oh, this can't be good.
This cannot be good!
Jamie, aren't you gonna say good-bye to Chance?
See you later.
Jamie! Buddy! Don't let 'em take me away!
I'm sorry I was bad. I'll be good!
Good-bye, Sassy. Good-bye, Chance.
We'll see you in Canada.
This'll be fun.
CHANCE: Oh, man. Check out those dogs.
They don't look so good.
That's gonna be us if we don't find a way outta here.
JETS ROAR LOUDLY
Oh, no! Get a load of those guys!
The uniforms! The helmets! I recognise them! I know them!
They're takin' us to the bad place!
Our humans wouldn't do that.
I had a feelin' Jamie was mad at me,
but I didn't think he was this mad!
I can't go back to the bad place!
I swore I'd never go back!
Stop it. You'll never take me alive!
I'm bustin' outta here!
There's gotta be... a way...out!
SASSY: Chance, don't! SHADOW: Wait!
Whoa! I'm free!
Where is that nutty mutt going?
Jamie, wait for me! I'm comin' with you, pal!
Sassy! We've gotta do something!
We need to get out.
You mean like this?
Honestly. Does the cat always have to be
the brains of the operation?
Beauty and brains.
Huh. I never cease to amaze myself.
Good work, Sassy. Let's go!
I'm comin', Jamie boy!
SHADOW: He went this way!
SASSY: Why couldn't Jamie have gotten a fish?!
Man, we got loose animals!
Better call security.
Oh, this is cool! An obstacle course!
Chance! Wait for us!
SASSY: This is fabulous! Next year, I plan the vacation!
Whoa! Look out! Heads up! Comin' through!
Jamie? Where are you? Let's lick and make up.
Wait! This is crazy.
- Ah, man! - Chance, please.
Where'd you go?
SASSY: Oh, gosh! Chance?
Listen, you gotta help me. My boy's run away.
Maybe you seen him? Short brown hair, answers to "Jamie"?
You shouldn't have left your cage.
Good going, Chance.
I thought they'd be up here.
SASSY: Well, they're not, are they?
Look. There's a nice family. Go with them.
Stop arguing. We've gotta go back.
My thoughts exactly.
Come on, Sassy.
Right behind you, boys,
and I'm not enjoying the view.
SASSY: What is this thing?
SHADOW: Just stay calm.
CHANCE: There's somethin' wrong here.
I'm tellin' you, I can feel it in my bones.
LOUD BEEPING CHANCE: Let's get outta here!
I mean now! Hey!
This way! I think I see a shortcut.
Chance slides! And he's outta there!
Chance, you're gonna kiiilllll me!
Can someone tell me why I keep following dumb and dumber?!
Dad. Do you think the animals are OK?
CHUCKLES: Son, they're safe and sound right below your feet.
Uh, Shadow, I don't see 'em.
Do you see 'em?
They're here somewhere. I can sense it.
They must be on one of those.
Haven't we been here before? Deja vu.
Which one is it?
Oh, that should be easy.
They all look exactly alike.
Yeah. We better pick one.
Come on, Pete. They're out here!
Go! Go! Go!
Peter? He's in that one!
I just know it!
SIREN Let's go!
We'll wait here.
They'll be sure to see us.
SASSY: I sure hope so!
- Don't worry. - I'm worried.
Aw, they'll stop. Right, Shadow?
They wouldn't leave without us.
But just to be safe, I think I'll duck down.
They're not stopping.
- Hold tight. - They're not stopping!
They're not stopping!
Aah! Aah! Aah!
That was terrifying, absolutely terrifying.
I wasn't scared.
I wasn't scared one wee, little...
CHANCE: It's the goon squad!
- Head for the fence! - Run for your life!
Here's an idea - I'll run, you stay here and get hit!
Start diggin', Shadow! Start diggin'!
Where's a gopher when you need one?
If we weren't going to the bad place before...
..we're definitely going there now!
I'm too old for this stuff.
Almost there. Almost there.
Why does this always happen to me?
How come this never happens to Lassie?
Hurry! Hurry! Here they come!
Help me! Help me! Somebody, help me!
Amazing! All those years of climbing up drapes...
I am so stuck!
Have finally paid off!
- I said I'll never go back! - You can do it!
SASSY: Hurry, Chance!
Yes! Yes! Whoo-hoo!
Give my regards to the bad place, suckers!
SASSY: Shadow, that thing left without us.
And hope was on it.
So was Peter.
So, now what are we gonna do?
Let me think.
They probably don't even know we're gone.
And guess whose fault it is.
Oh, so this is my fault?
I just saved us from the bad place.
No, you just got us lost again.
Like it or not, you two,
we're gonna have to find our way back home.
Home? You remember what happened before?
Huge mountains, stinky skunks, porcupines?
Not me, pops.
Fine. Stay here. I'm going with Shadow.
On we go.
Go? You're crazy.
They're gonna come back for us.
They're gonna come back right here, and I'm gonna be waiting...
Guys, fine. I'll come with you.
But only because you insist!
CHANCE: So we walked...
and just for a little change of pace,
we walked some more.
Questions began racing through my mind.
Where were we?
How were we gonna get home?
Who decided a Chihuahua was a dog?
And most importantly... when were we gonna eat?
SASSY: Shadow, where are we? I don't like this place.
Just stay close. We'll be fine.
CHANCE SNIFFS Hey. Hey, do you smell what I smell?
Oh, boy. A burger.
Hey, is that beef? Could it be?
Oh, that's... that's fries.
Ha ha ha! Ooh. Cockroach.
Why are you dragging that?
I didn't hear anybody shout "fetch."
Say hello to your home away from home, Sass.
That? It's filthy. My litter box is cleaner.
And I don't have anything to sleep in.
What, no cat's pyjamas?
Oh, you're a riot, Shadow.
Oh, boy, is this fabulous.
Who'd have thrown this out, huh?
All right, Sassy. Time for bed.
Oh, I'll never be able to sleep in here.
Mmhh! Delicious. You guys missed a great meal.
I don't eat garbage.
Never have, never will.
We're going to sleep now.
In there? Gonna miss out on all the great sights,
You'd be safer in here with us, pup.
Shh! Box smells bad enough already.
You forget about... who the... YAWNS
I welcome danger with open paws.
And a constantly open mouth.
Give it a rest, you two.
We've got a long day tomorrow.
- Uhh! - What's that?
Look. They're big. They're-they're huge!
They-they're comin' to get me!
MAN: Here we go!
MUSIC PLAYING, LAUGHTER
Hey, move over! Move over! I'm comin' in.
Ooh! It's all right. You guys are safe now.
Chance, you put the bull in bulldog.
Admit it. You're just scared.
Hey, I think the expression
is "fraidy-cat," not "fraidy-dog."
Uh, pops, I don't want to knock
your choice of hotels, but I think we got a leak here.
And nothing smells worse than wet dogs.
Ohh, this is gonna be a long night.
No. No. I'm sorry.
Hi. Can I help you?
There's been a problem.
What happened, Dad?
Is it Shadow?
They say the animals got loose somewhere at the airport.
They're outside in this weather?
Not here. In San Francisco.
Like, we have to go back! We have to find them!
There's no sense in ruinin' a whole vacation for everybody.
I'll fly back in the morning.
I want to go home and find Sassy.
Look, you kids and your mom go camping. You have a good time.
But, Dad, we won't have fun
knowing the animals are lost in San Francisco.
We should all go back.
Just think, Sassy...
Soon you'll be home in hope's arms.
I don't know how much longer I can take this...music.
# Bptt bptt bptt-bptt-bptt
# Yo, I'm rap master Chance
# And I'm lost in the city
# With a optimistic dog and a sarcastic kitty... #
I was so sure this was the way home.
What is it? Can you see the house from here?
That doesn't look like our backyard.
I can't understand it.
We must be much further away than I thought.
I trusted you to find our home.
And did you find it? No. We're lost.
Calm down. Yesterday we crossed the golden bridge.
That's the way home.
OK, but can we please stop for breakfast first?
What do you say?
The sooner we get moving,
the faster we reach home.
But if we don't find food, I get dibs on the cat.
I hope you didn't pay money for that haircut.
Good morning, miss.
Hey. Nice buzz, cuz. Get in a fight with a lawn mower?
Look at our pretty little girl.
And look at you, fat boy.
What do you want? Oh!
DOG BARKS What's wrong with our pretty puppy?
Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed?
You are so fat, you explode your own pants.
Here, come dear girl. Come on.
Vive la panse!
Oh! No! No!
Don't you touch me!
You stay away from me! Help! Let-oh, let go...
Save me from this blubber ball! Oh, you put me down!
What's the matter, princess?
Help! Help me!
Are we havin' a bad day?
I got you, swine!
Hey! What the...?
Oh, I'm saved! Ohhh...
Sir, is this your animal?
Well, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Don't you know that there are scoundrels out here
just waiting to steal a beautiful dog like this?
Oh, don't kiss me, you fat grey poupon!
Can I have my dog back? Please?
MOTOR STARTS Au revoir,
you miserable pig! I leave you
a special gift on your extra-large T-shirt.
Jeez! DOGS BARKING
Shut up back there!
Man, do I hate dogs!
That mutt peed on me!
CHANCE: I'd never seen anything like this place before.
It was huge!
I had no idea what to expect,
but somethin' told me it was gonna be fun.
Shadow kept insisting he knew where we were goin'.
But I don't know. It seemed to me
like we were just walkin' around in circles,
which, to be honest, was OK with me.
Heck, I was in no hurry.
Why should I rush home?
So Jamie could ignore me?
Nah. I was enjoying the here and the now.
Every now and then, you gotta just stop and sniff the hydrants.
What's this? The old nose radar
is pickin' up some pretty strong signals here.
SNIFFS: Mmm, I'm gettin' warm.
A bit warmer...
It's a buffet!
I see seafood!
Hey, Shadow, you're a retriever.
Fetch me a lemon wedge, would you?
Ah, my favourite, sushi.
Hmm. I think I'll check out the dessert tray.
Ahh! Oh, it didn't look fresh to me, anyway, crabby.
The feline's still hungry.
We're all still hungry, Sassy.
Better get used to it, babe. This is the city.
Only the strong survive.
Well, then, you're a goner.
Will you two quit bickering?
OK, fine. I'll just starve.
Where there's a cat...
..there's cat food.
Stand back, boys, and watch a pro.
This I gotta see.
First you bound up,
acting like you really want to see 'em.
Then make your cautious approach.
- Hi. - Yes.
Isn't my fur long and silky?
You're a nice kitty.
Cut the mush. < Get the grub.
I don't believe it. The kid's actually buyin' it.
Heck, I can do this.
- Hey, kid, I'm a pretty kitty, too. - Mom!
- Don't go. - Mom!
Isn't my fur long and silky?
Beat it, moron!
Meow. Ahem. RAISED VOICE: Meow.
Lady, wait! Meow!
Uhh! I can't believe I said that.
Whoa. She must really hate cats.
Only cats that look like you.
Way to go, pup.
They were about to feed me, you...
Oh, just face it - they didn't buy your act.
He was charmed by me. He was heading for the can opener,
and you blew it.
Attila the hungry here's ruined everything.
We'll find food as we go.
We've gotta keep moving.
Yeah, keep movin'.
That's what I was tryin' to tell her, Shadow.
She-she's such a time waster.
Me? I'm a time waster? Ha!
Who took half a year to paper train?
Oh, that's so funny, I forgot to bark.
We have to find that bridge.
It must be around here somewhere.
I don't see why we can't just stop and ask for directions.
Oh, will you listen to her?
Listen, Sassy, we're guys, OK?
We don't ask for directions. We don't need 'em.
We know where we're goin' every step of the...
way. Hey, punk!
Whoo-hoo! Ho ho ho!
No offence, dude, but you need a bath.
Hey, boss, what's all the ruckus?
Yo, Pete...these runts just trespassed on our turf.
Excuse us. We're not from around here.
MOCKINGLY: They're not from around here.
MOCKING BACK: Where are you from, planet stupid?
Look. They brought their pretty little kitty, too.
Hey, nobody messes with the cat but me.
Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my!
Don't lay a paw on her.
Who's gonna stop me, old-timer?
Whoa! Hey, do you know there was a long, furry thing
growin' out of your butt?
Huh? It's your tail, genius.
GROWLING: I'm warnin' you.
Thanks for the warnin'.
BOTH GROWLING AND BARKING
Get him, Shadow!
Oh! Let go! That hurts, man!
You got that right, Einstein!
Woof! Woof! Woof!
Guys, they've got reinforcements!
It's an ambush! We're dog food!
Watch this. Decoy duty.
Yo, boss, that's Riley's gang.
Hey, fleabags, come and get me!
If you think you're dog enough!
Why don't you chill, homefry?
Cool it, Pete.
Hey, hot stuff, why don't you butt out?
GROWLING: Oh? Lookin' to get fixed?
Ha ha! Good one, Delilah.
I told you to stay off my turf, chump!
Sassy, can you get away?
Not with old flbbbt-face in my way.
You still there, kitty?
Don't worry, lady. I'll save you.
What is that pup doing?
Bonehead, come get me.
Whoa! Bombs away!
Ah, I see...
The old geranium to the cranium.
Yee-hah! That was great!
Pete, let's split!
That was some nice fighting, stranger.
This ain't over yet, goldy. Watch your back!
Yeah. Your back.
I hope you're not makin' threats, trashcan.
Unless you want to wake up at the vet's.
With a thermometer under your tail.
Now, beat it!
Yo, what's up with you?
Don't you know this place ain't safe for no...pets?
Yes. Unfortunately, we're lost.
Do you think we came here on purpose? Guess again.
Ooh! 'scuse me!
My name's Riley. But you can call me Riley.
That's Sassy. I'm Shadow.
Wait a minute, now. Wasn't there another one of you pets?
Oh, boy. This decoy business is tough work.
They gotta be right behind me.
Paws, don't fail me now.
Oh, no! Chance.
Hey, I saw your... f-f-f-f-friend, um-
Doggone it, Stokey, quit scratchin' when you're tryin' to talk.
Dang! While we're young, dog.
He went up the, uh, south si- south si-i-i-i-i-
Chill. He went up the south side alley.
Yo, Delilah. Come here.
Look, she knows the south side.
If anybody can find your friend, she will.
Hope you can catch him. He's fast.
Well, so am I. Back in a flash.
Hey! Where'd Delilah go?
Get a grip, Bando. She just went to go find their friend.
But she's my girlfriend.
Yeah, right. Not in this lifetime.
Oh, that's rough. Ooh.
TROLLEY HORN BLOWS
Yes! I did it! I outfoxed 'em.
I mean I... outdogged 'em.
I faced danger, and I sniffed its butt.
What a rush! What excitement. What?!
What am I standin' around here for?!
Ohh! Learn how to drive, bozo!
Oh, that's swell! No doggy door!
Come on, Chance, move!
OK. Time to break out the fancy moves.
This is crazy!
What did that dog eat for breakfast, jet fuel?!
Ohh! This kid is fast!
But not fast enough.
Ooh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Front leg cramp.
Whoa! Back leg cramp.
Oh, man! Now I need a decoy.
Right where I want ya.
Prepare to meet...
OK, pal. Now you're toast.
My paws are lethal weapons, and I'm totally rabid.
You picked the wrong pooch to mess with.
Hey! Hey! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
OK! Hey, not the neck! Not the heck!
Hey, hey hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Back off! Back off! You win!
Lethal weapons, huh?
You're a girl?
Yep. And now, tough guy, you're all mine.
Oh, no. She's comin' in for the kill.
Come on, lady, I got a family.
Arf arf arf!
Arf arf arf!
Ah, boy. I don't see him,
and this neighbourhood makes me real nervous.
Yeah, I think we'll head home.
Too many humans around here.
But, Riley, we haven't found their friend yet.
We can't just leave him out there. Right?
I won't leave Chance out there.
Well, I can't have my whole gang out here
lookin' for one dog.
But what about my Delilah?
She's out there, too.
Do you think Delilah's found him?
What if she didn't find him?
Or worse. What if she did?
Don't you "hi" me.
First you chase me, then you try to kill me
and then you kiss me.
What's the game?
Game? I don't have a game.
Look, I was only chasing you
because your friends back in the alley asked me to, OK?
My friends, huh?
So tell me, what are my friends' names?
Shadow and Sassy.
Huh! Lucky guess.
OK. Show me the secret pawshake.
They didn't show me any secret pawshake.
Aha! They didn't, huh?
Good, 'cause there ain't one.
Now explain that kiss.
Kiss? That was no kiss.
Friendly lick, maybe.
Boy, is that an understatement.
OK. Let's try this again.
I'm Delilah, Chance.
Wow, your last name's the same as my first name.
Ha ha. Oh, boy, good thing you're cute.
Uh-oh, guys! Check it out! It's the blood-red van!
Oh, man, I knew we shouldn't have been out here.
Yo, Shadow, Sassy, over here.
Arf arf arf!
Arf arf arf! Arf arf arf!
Oh, man, I hate this.
Hidin' under some car like a-like a cat.
I heard that.
Oh, boy, that was really c-c-c-close.
Why are we hiding?
What do they want?
They want you, pet.
Those humans will snatch any dog off the street.
And once they take you,
you never come back.
Word is, they send you to a place called the lab,
and that sounds bad.
What's so bad about a lab that takes dogs away?
Don't push it, Sassy.
All clear, y'all!
Riley, you know a lot about the city.
We need to cross a golden bridge.
Do you know where that is?
Yeah, I know where it is,
but I ain't goin' there.
See, a bridge means cars and cars mean the man
and we don't like the man.
Hear that, Sassy?
Guess we'll have to find that bridge on our own.
Why? To get back to your humans?
Face it. They don't want you.
You're wrong. They do want us.
Come on, Shadow. Let's get out of here.
Riley, thanks for everything.
Yeah, right. Thanks for nothing.
Risking your life for humans?
That's beyond stupidity!
So long, pets.
That Riley was no help.
He just doesn't understand how much we care about Hope and Peter.
I even miss the one who steps on me.
Oh, Sassy, you really are homesick.
So now where exactly are you from?
Uh, you know, just over the bridge.
Oh, that's funny.
I thought your two pals said you were lost.
Listen, maybe those two are lost,
but I always know where I'm-going.
Chance, are you OK?
Oh, yeah, sure. I just did that for a laugh.
See, Delilah, I have humour, grace and style.
Those are three qualities you don't find in most dogs. THUD!
Oh, yeah. I can see that.
Just checking out this hole.
Wouldn't want you to fall into it or anything.
Yeah, this is definitely a hole.
OK. We can go.
We really should be heading back, huh?
Aren't you anxious to get home?
Hey, I'm not in a hurry.
Maybe you could show me around.
You know, show me the town?
Oh, all right.
I guess I could play guide dog.
I'll show you my favourite thing to do.
Does it involve food?
Meant to do that!
WOMAN: Oh, look.
Well, here we are.
I thought we were going someplace cool.
This is my favourite place in the entire city.
Yeah! Isn't it beautiful?
Well, it's no dumpster behind McDonald's. It's just that...
I get enough of this back home.
And to tell you the truth,
it gets kind of dull after a while.
I mean, ponds and ducks can only be so exciting.
Swim, quack, swim, quack. Bor...ing.
Oh, you. Come on.
I've dreamed of living in a place like this,
but I guess that's pretty silly, huh?
Are you crazy?
You get to live in the city.
It's the coolest place in the world.
Chance, stay clear of those humans.
You can't trust them.
Come on. What's not to trust?
You're talking about the species that invented the chilli cheeseburger.
They are so tasty.
Jamie turned me onto them.
Jamie? Who's Jamie?
He's my human.
Well, Riley says you can't trust humans,
no matter how friendly they seem.
I'm pretty sure I could trust Jamie.
He rescued me from the bad place.
He takes me for walks,
he lets me eat off his plate.
He gave me a home.
Let me tell you something.
When Riley was a puppy,
he thought he found a home with humans, too.
They tied a ribbon to his collar,
and they put him in a big basket underneath a tree.
But the little boy,
he didn't seem to like Riley very much.
He didn't want to hold him or play with him
So later they drove into the city,
and they left Riley in the gutter
on the coldest, rainiest night of the year.
So Riley found other abandoned dogs,
and he made a home for them,
to protect them from all humans.
They got rid of Riley just 'cause the kid
didn't want to play with him? Huh.
Jamie's getting tired of playing with me.
You don't think...
I don't know, Chance.
All I know is I don't trust humans,
and I don't know any dog that does.
Why? What'd your humans do to you?
Me? Oh, I never had humans.
I was born a stray.
MAN: Let's get outta here.
No wonder she doesn't trust humans.
She's never had any.
She doesn't know how great it can be having a family,
having somebody there to look out for you.
Well, I just wanted to tell you that, uh...
Oh, Chance, you're sweet.
Yeah, that's right -
an American bulldog, a golden retriever,
and a Himalayan cat.
I talked to you last night.
No. No reports so far, sir.
Look, what are the chances of finding these animals?
Uh, realistically, one in ten.
I mean, it's a big city our there.
You got cars and trucks, trains and trolleys.
There are animal science labs, other strays...
You got your wackos.
I mean, there's a million things that can do major harm
to an animal in the city.
Lost animals and cities just don't mix.
OK. Well, thanks for your help.
Uh, look forward to hearing from you.
Nothing yet, but he's hopeful.
LAURA: Better hurry if we're gonna catch that plane.
CHANCE: Hey, this place smells great.
Let's check it out.
But there are too many humans.
Yeah. And humans mean food!
DELILAH: But Riley says...
Oh, Riley schmiley!
Today you're with Chance. Come on.
Do you have any idea what's out there?
Leftover pizza crusts, melting sno-cones,
half-eaten corn dogs.
What's a corn dog?
Delilah, babe, you have so much to learn.
OK, the first thing I'm gonna teach you
is the proper method for begging.
Now, what you gotta remember is...it's all in the eyes.
See, the objective is to look cute,
but be as sad as possible.
Oh, and don't drool.
Never drool. They hate that.
OK, comin' through. Comin' through.
Dog on a date here.
Excuse me. Watch your step.
Oh, Chance, you can't take it from him.
He's just a pup.
What? All right. I guess you're right.
Hey, enjoy your lunch, kid. It's your lucky day.
Oh, Delilah, you're gonna love this.
What is it?
Hey, guys, what's up?
Delilah, I've heard about this.
This is what happens when dogs stay in the water too long.
All your fur comes off.
That's why you should always put up a fight
if someone tries to give you a bath.
Thanks. I'll remember that.
So, Chance, what do you think?
You know, I think this is quite possibly
the most absolutely greatest day of my life.
CHUCKLES See? Aren't you glad I caught you?
Get out of here. I let you catch me.
OK, doggie noogie!
Ow. Hey, easy on the 'do.
Hey, Jack, what is it with people and dogs?
Yeah. The only good dog is a hotdog.
Hey! Will ya quiet down back there?!
Buddy, take it easy.
Take it easy on 'em.
I'd kill 'em if they weren't worth so much.
Let's roll, Ralph.
We ain't gettin' nothin' sittin' around here.
Mmm...who says I'm too old
for stuffed animals? Mmm.
Hey, boss, I got somethin'.
Yeah. Too bad there's no cure.
Look at this.
It must be the biggest bone
I ever seen in my life.
Hey, let me see that!
It must be from a horse...
or a rhinoceros...
or a prehistoric mastodon.
Good job, Pete, you found my bone.
Your bone, boss?
Sure. I hid it here yesterday.
Man, just my luck.
You know what? I think I hear somebody coming.
Why don't you go check it out?
- All right. - Sucker. Heh.
Yo, boss, you was right.
There is somebody comin'.
It's those two pets from the alley.
The pets! Hey...
Let me see.
- Hold still. - Boss...
I'm gonna jump 'em.
Ehh. Boss, you gotta lose some weight.
Aw, who asked ya, tubby?!
It's because you eat between meals, you know, pal.
I mean, that's the way I figure it.
Shut up and hold still!
Boss, I can't hold you.
Quit squirmin', Pete. Pete!
But it hurts!
OK, now wait till they pass the hole in the fence,
then you'll jump 'em.
- So you'll jump 'em. - No, you'll jump 'em.
That's what I said - you'll jump 'em.
No, Pete, you'll jump 'em!
Wait a minute. So who's jumpin' 'em?
Oh, great! You missed 'em! You missed 'em?
Aw, shut up!
Uh-oh, this doesn't look good.
Sassy, that little boy lives here.
Tucker! MAN: Tucker!
We're working on an entry, ma'am. Our men are going in.
I need two lines on the south side.
Let's go. Come on, let's go!
The boy! He's inside!
Oh, Shadow, how awful!
I'm goin' in.
FIREMAN: ..on the back door!
I want them in there now!
You see that? That fool Shadow's gonna get himself killed!
And for a human?
It doesn't make any sense.
Where are you?
I've gotta help him. Oh, my.
Now the cat's goin' in.
What's wrong with these pets?
Sassy to the rescue!
What am I doing?
Fireman: Watch out! Live wire! Step aside! Live wire!
Tucker, don't be afraid. TUCKER: Mommy?
I'm here to help you.
Look. Look, Tucker.
Tucker, I'm your friend.
You're safe with me.
That's it. Hurry! TUCKER: Mommy!
He's out! Tucker!
Stay back! Stay back!
FIREMAN: He's out. The boy's out!
Clear the house! Clear the house!
OK. We got him. He's OK.
FIREMAN: Stand clear!
OK, I need two lines on the porch!
I need two lines on the porch now!
Are you OK?
- Tiger's in there. - Shh.
FIREMAN: Forget it, man. It's gone!
Shadow, over here.
Yo, Shadow, you the dog. You the dog!
Yeah. You're pretty brave.
I mean, for a-a pet.
Let me ask you something.
You think a human would've done that for you?
My boy Peter would.
Hey, your cat friend's still in there.
I mean, gosh... I hope she's OK.
FIREMAN: Hey, pick that up. Yeah, thin it out!
Somebody please get this little pipsqueak out of my mouth!
I'm famished and I smell like an ashtray.
She made it! She's out!
Whoa, that is one bad cat!
Oh... Thanks, kitty.
"Thanks?" That's it?!
No tuna? No milk? No catnip?!
You saved tiger.
Sassy, you amaze me.
Hey, I'm a cat.
And you saved my life.
You're welcome, Tucker.
A dog is a boy's best friend.
Come on, Sassy. Let's go.
Where are you going?
Maybe they're going home, son.
SLEDGE: Hey, you guys... you're all right.
RILEY: Well, let's head on home, gang.
You know, you two are welcome to hang with us.
SASSY: Gee, are you sure pets are allowed?
I think this time we can make an exception.
Well, this is it - home, sweet home.
Hey, it's nothin' fancy, but the price is right.
And nobody bothers us.
So you guys can stay as long as you like.
SHADOW: Thanks, Riley. You're very kind.
SASSY: Right. If he's so kind,
why doesn't he help us find that bridge?
We can't leave until we find Chance.
You know you miss him.
OK, I miss his stupid jokes
and his stupid face
and his stupid stupidness.
Oh, Sassy, stop it.
And I'm stupidly starting to worry about him.
RILEY: What... what in the world is goin' on?
SLEDGE: Ooh, check it out!
# Chance and Delilah sniffin' at a tree
# K-I-S-S... #
Chill out, Sledge. CHANCE: Hey, guys.
YAWNS: Where ya been?
SASSY: Let me at him!
I'm gonna use his nose as a scratch post!
We've looked everywhere for you.
Well, here I am.
Eww, they were probably kissing and stuff.
D, you go, girl.
Looks like he got it goin' on.
No way, he's all b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-
and no b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b... SIGHS: here we go.
- Bite! - Exactly!
But, Delilah, I thought...
What about me?
Who are you?
I'm her-I mean, I was gonna be her-
Aw, Bando, face it...
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog.
Bando, I told you...
You and I are just friends.
Huh?! But, Delilah...
What? Catch a clue, Opie.
Why, you little...
Maybe someone should take you for a walk, pal.
Bando, knock it off!
I wasn't tryin' to start somethin'.
I'm done. I'm calm.
QUIETLY: Stupid lost dog comes along trying to steal my woman.
What's up with this, girl?
I know you can't be serious.
But nothin', Delilah.
The dude's a pet!
What's that supposed to mean?
Come on, Chance. We don't need to take this.
DELILAH: I should have known they wouldn't understand.
Shadow, we got us a problem.
DELILAH: Oh, that Riley's got a lot of nerve.
I mean, I can't believe he called you a pet.
But...I am a pet.
Yeah, but I know you're more than that.
I mean-I mean, look how much fun
you've been having today in the city.
It's almost like you're...
Like you're a natural, a city dog.
Yeah. I feel that, too.
We had fun today.
We could have fun tomorrow.
Tomorrow's wide open for me.
So that's a yes? Totally.
Oh, wow, Delilah, this is gonna be great.
You and me together in the city...
Forget about it.
What? What's wrong?
Well, it's Jamie.
What about him?
If I stay here, what's gonna happen to him?
You said yourself he hasn't had time for you lately.
Well, yeah, but I still kinda miss him.
Well, I can't tell you what to do, Chance.
All I know is...
I never really felt this way before.
Me, either. I...
I wanted to say the same thing to you all day,
but then I thought you'd laugh at me,
and then I'd really feel like a dork.
Jeez, you are laughing at me.
No, I'm laughing with you. LAUGHS
I knew that.
OK, Mom, let's just say
I was worried about Chance.
Do you think I'll ever see him again?
Oh, honey, they found their way home once before.
They can do it again.
I hope so.
I'm really sorry for being such a big jerk lately.
Oh...go to sleep, sweetie.
We'll be home soon.
Oh, a bath... A facial...
A dog?! Eww!
You're the ugliest thing I've ever seen.
Yeah, well, that's not what you said last night, toots.
Oh, I feel faint. Oh!
Hey-hey, Delilah, get a load of that.
It's a doughnut!
It's a big rubber... No, no, it's a throne.
It's the doughnut throne. I am the doughnut king!
Yo, this brother's trippin'.
He's kinda cute, though.
Give me your glaze, your jelly, your cinnamon crullers yearning to be...
Shadow, what you did back at that fire,
well, that was pretty righteous, man.
So, if humans mean that much to you,
I'll take y'all to the bridge.
That's great, Riley.
Now I just have to get Chance to come along.
I was wrong. This isn't a throne.
It's the world's biggest chew toy.
Chance, we should probably head back in.
Air raid, 2:00!
Delilah, cover my wing!
Assume attack formation.
IMITATING AIRPLANE NOISES, MACHINE GUN FIRE
CHANCE: Take that! Ha!
Whoa! Spoils of war!
Delilah, come here. Get your share.
I need to talk to you about Chance.
He's not like you.
He's not like any of the other strays.
Yeah, I know he's different.
You have to let him go.
Let him go?
What are you talking about?
He doesn't have what it takes
to survive in the city.
Everything's a game to him.
But I can take care of him.
This is a dangerous place, Delilah.
You won't always be able to be there for him.
You know, you're starting to sound like Riley.
I said I can take care of him.
Well, I hope you're right.
For his sake.
You know, you could have been a contender,
but look at you - you're a bag of trash.
You're a disgrace. Ding ding ding ding.
And at the start of Round 2...
IMITATING BOXING ANNOUNCER
Chance is up against the ropes...
What are you doing?
SLEDGE: Oh, no!
It's the blood-red van!
Chance, come on.
SLEDGE: Everybody, run!
MOUTH FULL: Oh, yeah. That was worth fighting for.
Chance? Guys, is Chance up here?
Shadow, those men are gonna get Chance.
SNIFFING: Wait a minute, do I smell a cheeseburger?
All right, come out with your buns up.
All right, Jack, here it is.
Oh, no, Ralph.
This is your moment in the spotlight.
- Me? - Yes, you.
I don't know.
JACK: (Just look at him, Ralph.)
A big, juicy cherry just waiting to be plucked.
QUIETLY: Turn around! Turn around!
I'm so sorry. I thought he was right behind me.
QUIETLY: Chance, run.
STOKEY: He's a goner.
Where is it?
Hey. Hey, buddy,
who are you guys?
Wanna go on a ride?
Wanna go on a ride with us, doggie?
We got a lot of nice other dogs in there.
Ah, big boy has the burger.
And they called me stupid.
Jack, this ain't workin'.
What a handsome young man we are.
Who? Me? Yes...I'm talkin' to you.
Is our young man hungry today?
Can we interest him in a little snacky-poo?
Oh, let me at it. Let me at it.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! What are you doing?!
Throw him in the back with the rest of 'em
And let's get out of here.
Hey, you know, this isn't funny anymore. Shadow!
DELILAH: Hold on, Chance, we're comin' for ya.
Let me at 'em. Let me at 'em!
Move! Move! Move!
JACK: Got a live one there.
Look, you guys, whoever you are,
I think you got the wrong dog.
I'm somebody's pet.
I've got a home!
Where are you taking me?
Stay in there, you guys.
Not the bad place!
DELILAH: Chance, please hang on.
Unh, stop! Don't put me in there!
I don't want to go in there!
All right, here we go.
CHANCE: Uhh... Ow! Ow!
Help! Somebody, help! I don't want to go! Let me out. Help!
DELILAH: I don't think we're gonna make it.
SHADOW: We will. We have to.
Shadow, Delilah, help!
DELILAH: They've got him.
Oh, Shadow, I should have listened to you.
CHANCE, SHOUTING: Shadow!
RILEY: Come on, posse, we'll cut 'em off at the pass.
RILEY: OK, everybody, listen up.
We can stop 'em, but we've got to figure a way
to get Chance out.
Uh, excuse me, but the cat has a plan.
JACK: You know where you're goin', don't you?
You're going to the lab, my friend.
They're gonna wire you up like a Christmas tree.
What's goin' on?
You'd almost think they're trying to stop us here.
Heh, I'd like to see 'em try.
OK, get ready, Sassy.
Shadow, I was born ready.
Run 'em over!
Jack, that's about another 100 worth of dog out there.
Don't you understand what's happening here, Ralph?
They're turning against us. What?
We gotta show 'em who's boss.
We gotta run 'em down like the dogs they are.
Jack, I can't - I can't do that.
Show 'em, Ralph. Show 'em who's boss!
Jack, get a hold of yourself.
Hold your ground. Don't move.
Get off me!
Get off! Whoa!
- Uh-oh. - Steady...
Run 'em over!
Flatten 'em, Ralph!
- Jack! - Scatter!
Get a hold of yourself!
RILEY: Delilah, move! DELILAH: Oh! Oh...
RALPH: Enough! Stop it!
You hurt Delilah?!
All right, now it's personal!
OK, Sassy, now.
It's kung fu kitty! Yow!
Bad, bad human!
I'll rip you limb from limb, you fussin', russin'...
- Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! - ..dognappin' scallywag!
RALPH: Aah! Let's go!
Let's get 'em!
Yo, I got dibs on chubby.
RALPH: I don't want this job any more, Jack.
JACK: Stay. Stay, doggies.
Nice. Nice doggies.
I've never been happier to see you.
GROWLING: Show them your teeth.
They hate that.
Woof woof woof!
Go! I've got this one, Riley.
This one's mine!
Yeah, you better run 'cause I'm on your heels!
I've got you, chump. You goin' down! Unh!
Where you goin'? Check this out.
That's what I call a mouthful.
Nobody takes dogs from Mr Riley's neighbourhood!
Not so tough now, are you, Mr Blood-red Van?!
Before I set you free, say it.
QUIETLY: Not in front of the guys. OK, cats rule.
I can't hear you.
All right... Cats rule.
Hey, Sledge, havin' fun?
Oh, you know it!
We should have done this a long time ago. Unh!
Bingo. Going down.
Please watch your step,
and thank you for choosing the blood-red van.
CHANCE: We are outta here!
Hey, you guys know I was kidding.
I don't really think cats rule.
Bad dog! Bad dog!
Hey, guys, have a bite.
Let's get outta here!
Whoo-hoo! Yes. We're talkin' payback time, baby!
Run, Ralph, run!
Down! Down, boy!
Time to get rid of this thing for good!
That was slick, pal.
Yeah, Bando, way to go!
Beautiful! Beautiful, Bando.
There it goes.
See ya, blood-red van.
Hey, gang, we did ourselves proud today.
Go on, get out of here!
Hasta la vista...
ALL SHOUTING AND BARKING
Delilah, how's your paw?
Oh, it's fine, Bando. Thanks.
What-what happened to your paw?
You hush up. You nearly got us killed.
Why don't you beat it?
Oh, Chance, he's right. You don't belong here in the city.
Delilah, what are you saying?
It was fun while it lasted,
but let's face it. You're a pet.
What?! You're not serious?
She is serious... about me.
So get lost.
I don't believe this.
Hee hee hee, ho ho ho.
Just leave me alone, old-timer.
I don't need you.
I don't need anybody.
I'm outta here.
You had to let him go. It was the best thing to do.
Yeah. Then why do I feel so bad?
I'd always heard love hurts.
I never knew it could hurt this much.
It was like gettin' a bath, missing dinner
and goin' to the vet all rolled into one.
I tell ya,
I was one sad puppy.
I had the whole gang out lookin' for him.
The dog is just not around.
But if you want to go to the bridge, we have to leave now.
But I just can't leave him here.
But, Shadow, we can't just keep staying here, either.
Think about Hope. Think about Peter.
Well, I do miss Peter.
Is that a yes?
Believe me, that's as close to a yes as you'll ever get.
Ok, then! Let's shake some booty!
As James Brown would say,
"We're headin' to the bridge, hey!"
Arf arf arf arf!
Arf arf arf arf!
Come on, you two, keep it movin'.
Pick it up a little, Sassy.
Oh, do you think he even knows where the bridge is?
He knows. He said we'd be there by sun up.
If you can't find the bridge from here,
well, you're in more trouble than I thought.
I guess we can find it, Riley.
So...this is it.
You mean, you're not gonna visit the city every weekend?
Oh, I've had enough city life, thank you.
Well, if you're ever in the neighbourhood,
drop by, but do call first.
So long, Sassy.
You know, she's kinda fine...
For a feline.
Uh-huh, you know it!
Bye, Riley. Wait up, Sassy!
Yo, house pet.
I'll keep in mind what you said about humans.
Riley, you're all right.
Right back atcha.
# Home, home in the burbs
# Where the cat and the squeak toy can play... #
Come on, Shadow, sing along.
# Where no traffic is heard
# And I can maul birds
# And sleep in the sunshine all day
# Ah, home, home... # Shadow, what is the matter?
Aren't you excited?
I just can't leave Chance behind.
Home won't be the same.
Sassy, we can't cross the bridge without him.
Oh, you're right. Drat! We were so close.
Then it's settled.
We're going back.
Well, well, if it isn't our pet pals.
Back off, Ashcan.
We don't want a fight.
Don't want a fight?
You're not so tough without your buddy Riley around.
We're just trying to get home,
so I'll ask you again...
Shadow, be careful.
Back of, both of you.
You ain't the one I want, gramps.
I'm outta here.
Go to it, Pete.
I'm on it, boss.
Smart cat versus dumb dog, Round 2. Ding!
But this time, you can't drop somethin' on my head.
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
BOTH GROWLING AND BARKING
Hey, cat, your friend's a goner.
I've seen Ashcan kill a dog just for steppin' on his tail.
Sassy, go! See if you can find help!
See? Ha ha ha ha ha!
My, oh, my.
It's a thing of beauty when Chance is on duty!
Hiya, stinky. Long time no smell.
- Stinky? - Woof!
- Yeah, let's get him. - This is gonna be good.
I'm right behind him, boss.
Follow me, chuckleheads!
And goin' up!
Think you can handle that one?
Let me at 'em! Let me at 'em!
Hey, boss, wait up. Wait for me!
Aha! The ol' seesaw trick.
Get your stupid paws off the board!
Oh, sorry, boss. Unh!
- Idiot. - Ohh!
Now where'd that little punk go?
He went this way, boss. Follow me.
Come on, kids, keep up!
I call this the stairmaster.
Boy, we got to exercise a little more.
This is tough.
Unh! Need some water.
All right, pet, where are you?
You looking for me?
Move your tail, Pete!
What are you waitin' for?
Hey, what's got eight legs,
spins around and screams like a baby?
PETE: I don't know, what?
ASHCAN: This is all your fault.
"This is all your fault?"
Ah, shut up.
Hey, guys, you miss me?
Well, I can't speak for Sassy.
Of course, I did.
Chance, you saved our lives!
Huh. Piece o' cake.
I'm sure one day I'll regret saying this,
but thank you.
And what took you so long?!
You know, you worry too much.
I've been trailin' you ever since you left Riley's.
I knew we could count on you, Chance.
So, my dynamic dog duo,
let's all go home.
Yeah, that's assuming I still have a home.
Don't be ridiculous! Your home's with us.
And with Jamie.
He must be worried sick about you.
Or just plain sick of me.
Dang, woman, look at you,
sittin' here like your tail won't ever wag again.
Riley, I feel terrible.
How could I have said those things to Chance?
You did what you had to, Delilah.
It was for the best.
Was it? Was it really?
You're street and he's not.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way it is.
I know, but I miss him.
Hurry, Dad, hurry!
Kids, I want the animals to be home as much as you do,
but they might not be.
Dad, they made it. I just know they did.
Guys, we're almost home.
I can smell it.
Hope, start warming up some milk.
I want you both to know, once we get back,
I'm never going outside again.
In fact, I may never even leave my bed.
Oh, bed, bed, bed!
OK. I know I've said this before, but...
Yeah, we know. Home is just over this hill. Right.
# I left my heart
# In San Francisco... #
I can definitely get us back from here.
Looks like one of us isn't quite ready to go.
SASSY: Hurry, Chance!
You don't want to miss dinner!
It's amazing. I mention food and he doesn't even move.
I guess this is really good-bye.
Is he gonna be all right?
Yes, in time.
JAMIE: Hurry, Dad, hurry!
Sassy, do you hear a truck?
I see a truck!
Chance, look out!
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Oh! Is everybody OK?
That was close.
Dad, Dad, what happened?
I don't know.
Must've been an accident or something.
You guys wait here.
Look, it's Shadow!
And it's Sassy! I see Sassy!
Kids, wait! They made it!
- Shadow! - Sassy!
Ohh! I see you!
How did you do it? How did you do it?
Chance, come here, boy!
Shadow, did he make it?
JAMIE: Chance! HE WHISTLES
I'm really sorry. Is everybody OK?
Yeah, we're fine, but what happened?
Oh, there was this crazy dog right in the road.
I tried to stop, but these rigs just don't stop that fast.
Honey, why don't you go talk to the trucker?
Jamie, wait, wait!
Where's Chance, Dad?
Where's my dog?
Jamie, the reason the trucker...
The reason he put on his brakes so quickly was...
There was a dog in the middle of the road.
Please, Chance, please!
- Chance? - Jamie!
Jamie? Jamie, is that you?
What am I talking about? Of course, it's you!
It's really you!
I found you! I found my boy!
I found my Jamie!
Oh, I'm so happy!
Oh, I could just lick you for days.
Give me a hug.
- Give me a hug! - Chance!
Ohh, that's great.
I'm so glad you're alive.
It's so good to se you again.
I love you, Chance.
CHANCE: I can't believe... I thought I'd never see you again!
JAMIE: I'm sorry I was mean to you.
I love you, Chance.
I love you, too, man!
Hey, Chance! Come on. Let's go!
Hey, Chance, come on.
It's OK. You go ahead without me.
Come on, buddy.
What's wrong with you?
It's called heartbreak, kid.
Let's go to the park.
I hate to say it, but I'm starting to miss the old Chance.
Hey, Dad, there's something wrong with Chance.
I mean, he's sick or something.
Well, he's tired, son.
He'll be fine when he gets all rested up.
Thank you, Dr Bob.
Hey, Shadow! Come on, come on. Let's play.
Frisbee! All right! Woof! Let her fly!
Come on. You got it.
Sassy, not on the table.
Well, I guess the honeymoon's over, huh?
Oh, honey, he'll be OK.
DOG BARKS > I know that bark.
What is it, Chance?
Nah, it couldn't be.
It couldn't be, could it?
Snap out of it, Chance. Snap out of it.
BOB: Come on, kids.
We got a ball game to get to
and lunch is gonna be here any minute, so let's get go...
Let's give Chance a little time by himself, OK?
Oh, stop it.
You're crackin' up, Chance.
You need a break, ol' buddy.
You gotta take a little time. You'll see.
After a while, you're gonna forget all about...
Oh, Chance, I've missed you.
Delilah, how did you find me?!
I followed my nose, Chance, and my heart.
I'm so sorry.
Chance, you're my man.
I can't believe you're here!
I can't believe it, either.
Oh, boy, you're a smell for a sore nose!
Oh, Chance, I missed you so much!
Woof woof woof!
I'm sorry I called you a pet.
I just-I thought- Oh, who cares? I love you, Chance.
I love you, Delilah.
Man, look at that pretty dog.
Chance, your home is so beautiful.
It's even prettier than the park.
Not nearly as pretty as you.
It's all right. I think Chance knows her.
Oh, yeah, he knows her.
I wonder how long she'll stick around this time.
Sassy, look at her.
She came all this way. She must love him.
This is the coolest day of my whole life!
And mine, too!
Oh, I feel like I could fly!
Oh, Delilah, I... Oh, ahem!
Looks like Chance found himself a girlfriend while we were away.
Ahh, he's happy again, Dad.
Are these your humans?
Yeah, not a bad-looking bunch, if you don't count the cat.
Is that Jamie?
Yep, that's the Jamester.
Come on. I want you to meet him.
Let Jamie show you what humans are really like.
Oh, I don't know, Chance.
What if he doesn't like me?
He will. He likes Sassy, for cryin' out loud.
I heard that.
Besides, Jamie's my best friend.
Jamie, I'd like you to meet Delilah.
Delilah, this is Jamie.
Let him pet you and give him a nice kiss.
Do you think he likes me?
Are you kiddin'? What's not to like?
Come on. Meet Delilah, everybody.
Wow. What a cool-lookin' dog.
They like her.
LAURA: She's sweet.
All right! This is lookin' good.
She's so pretty.
Sure is. She doesn't have a collar.
Must be a stray.
Can she stay, Dad?
- Woof woof woof! - Yeah, can she, Dad?
Can she, Dad? Daddy? You don't mind me calling you Daddy, do you? Please?
Can she, Dad?
I don't want Chance to be sad again.
Oh, come on. Look at her. Woof woof woof! She's so cute!
How can you not want to keep this dog? Please!
Yeah, she can stay.
Oh. I don't think Chance would have it any other way.
Wah-hoo hoo hoo!
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Welcome to the family, girl.
You're gonna like it here.
Wow! Delilah with Jamie.
I can't believe how lucky I am.
Now my home's the best of both worlds,
and I never want to be away from it again.
Oh, isn't she pretty?
There's only one thing that could make this moment more perfect.
In fact, I think I smell it coming up the driveway right now.
I'm smelling pepperoni. I'm smelling mushrooms.
I'm smelling anchovies.
I'm smelling three... no, no, four kinds of cheese.
I could be- it might be...
It's pizza! Oh, pizza, pizza, pizza!
- Nice dog, nice dog. - Pizza, pizza, pizza!
Yes! Hey, pizza guy!
Stay! Whoa, whoa! Stay down! Stay down!
I will have pizza!
You can hand it over nicely or I can take it,
but either way, pal, that pizza is mine!
Oh, pizza! Ohh!
Oh, this is hot, hot, hot.
Hot. Come on, Jamie, Delilah, everybody.
Come on. There's plenty for everybody.
Ohh, what a day.
Ohh, this is so good!
I can't think of a happier ending.
Family adventure. When separated from their human family, two dogs, Chance and Shadow, and a cat, Sassy, face the dangers of a big city in their search for home.
With the voices of Michael J Fox, Sally Field and Ralph Waite.