The Ladykillers

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This film contains very strong language.	0:00:05	0:00:10
# The earth	0:00:10	0:00:13
# Is in a blaze	0:00:13	0:00:16
# The world	0:00:17	0:00:19
# Is in a maze	0:00:20	0:00:23
# The way	0:00:24	0:00:26
# Of life today	0:00:28	0:00:31
# Is strange and odd	0:00:31	0:00:35
# What happened	0:00:35	0:00:39
# Across the sea	0:00:39	0:00:42
# May come	0:00:42	0:00:46
# To you and me	0:00:46	0:00:50
# Oh, come	0:00:50	0:00:53
# Let us go back	0:00:53	0:00:57
# To God	0:00:57	0:00:59
-# Go back to God -Oh, come on	0:00:59	0:01:03
# Let's go back to God	0:01:03	0:01:05
-# Let us go back -Let's go back to God	0:01:05	0:01:09
-# Come on -Let us go back to God	0:01:09	0:01:12
-# Let us go -Let's go back to God	0:01:12	0:01:16
-# I know the way -Let's go back to God	0:01:16	0:01:19
-# Without my Lord -Let's go back to God	0:01:19	0:01:22
-# Is mighty hard -Let's go back to God	0:01:22	0:01:26
-# Oh, yeah -Let's go back to God	0:01:26	0:01:30
-# I know death has -Let's go back to God	0:01:30	0:01:33
-# Brought to pass -Let's go back to God	0:01:33	0:01:35
-# Yeah, death has marked -Let's go back to God	0:01:35	0:01:40
-# The path we trod -Let's go back to God	0:01:40	0:01:44
-# Come on, yeah -Let's go back to God	0:01:44	0:01:47
-# Let us go back -Let's go back to God	0:01:47	0:01:51
-# Go back to God -Let's go back to God. #	0:01:51	0:01:56
LOUD SNORING	0:01:56	0:01:58
RADAR BEEPS	0:01:58	0:02:00
-DOOR SLAMS -Ah!	0:02:24	0:02:26
Oh, afternoon, Mrs Munson.	0:02:26	0:02:29
Afternoon, Sheriff.	0:02:29	0:02:31
You know the Funthes boy?	0:02:31	0:02:33
Er, Mackatee Funthes?	0:02:33	0:02:36
No, no, not him. Weemack.	0:02:36	0:02:38
Mackatee's eldest.	0:02:38	0:02:40
Yeah, I believe I do.	0:02:40	0:02:42
-Well, he's a good boy... -Mmn-hmn.	0:02:42	0:02:44
..but he done gone to the Costco in Pascagoula	0:02:44	0:02:47
-and got hisself a blaster. -What?	0:02:47	0:02:49
-And he been playing that music! -Well, if you want...	0:02:49	0:02:51
-Loud! -Well, I could go talk to him.	0:02:51	0:02:54
-"Left My Wallet In El Segundo!" -He left his...?	0:02:54	0:02:57
Hippity-hop music!	0:02:57	0:02:58
They calls it hippity-hop music,	0:02:58	0:03:00
but it don't make me want to go hippity-hop!	0:03:00	0:03:03
Mmn-mmn! Mmn!	0:03:03	0:03:05
And Othar don't like that music, neither.	0:03:05	0:03:09
It's been disturbing Othar, has it?	0:03:09	0:03:11
Well, how could it help but do?	0:03:11	0:03:14
-"Left My Wallet in El Segundo." -He left his...	0:03:14	0:03:17
And do you know what they call coloured folks in them songs?!	0:03:17	0:03:20
Have you got any idea?	0:03:20	0:03:23
-No, ma'am, I... -Niggers!	0:03:23	0:03:25
-Ooh! -I don't even want to say the word.	0:03:25	0:03:28
Now, I won't say it twice, I can tell you that.	0:03:28	0:03:31
-I'll say it one time... -Yes, ma'am. -..in the course of my complaint. -Yes.	0:03:31	0:03:35
-Niggers! -Mmn-hmn!	0:03:35	0:03:37
2,000 years after Jesus!	0:03:37	0:03:39
30 years after Martin Luther King!	0:03:39	0:03:42
-The age of Montel! -Mmn!	0:03:42	0:03:44
-Sweet Lord of mercy, is that where we at? -Mmn.	0:03:44	0:03:47
Weemack down to Pascagoula	0:03:47	0:03:49
and gettin' hisself a big ol' thumpety stereo	0:03:49	0:03:52
so he can listen to that trash!	0:03:52	0:03:54
-You got to help that boy. -You want me to help him?	0:03:54	0:03:57
Extend that helping hand. Show an interest.	0:03:57	0:04:00
-Well, we're here to help. -Well, God bless you for that.	0:04:00	0:04:03
You don't want to be tried and found wantin'.	0:04:03	0:04:05
-No, ma'am! -Many done tunkalow parzen, Sheriff.	0:04:05	0:04:09
Many, many done tunkalow parzen.	0:04:09	0:04:12
Many what, ma'am?	0:04:12	0:04:14
You been tried and found wantin'!	0:04:14	0:04:16
-You don't want that writing on the wall. -No, ma'am.	0:04:16	0:04:20
-Feast of Balthazar. -Yeah, that sounds good!	0:04:20	0:04:22
The Apostle John said,	0:04:22	0:04:25
"Behold, there's a stranger in our midst come to destroy us."	0:04:25	0:04:29
BOTH: Yes, ma'am!	0:04:29	0:04:31
# Come	0:04:31	0:04:33
# Let us go back	0:04:33	0:04:37
# To God	0:04:37	0:04:39
-# Go back to God -Oh, come on	0:04:39	0:04:43
# Let's go back to God	0:04:43	0:04:45
-# Let us go back -Let's go back to God	0:04:45	0:04:49
-# Come on -Let's go back to God	0:04:49	0:04:52
-# Let's go back -Let's go back to God	0:04:52	0:04:55
-# Come on, yeah -Let's go back to God	0:04:55	0:04:59
-# Let us go back -Let's go back to God	0:04:59	0:05:03
-# Go back to God -Come let's go back... #	0:05:03	0:05:05
Aww! You need something to eat, angel.	0:05:05	0:05:10
Othar, I went and complained about Weemack today.	0:05:11	0:05:16
Don't know if it'll do any good!	0:05:16	0:05:18
That boy hanging by a thread. Over the pit.	0:05:18	0:05:22
Fiery pit!	0:05:22	0:05:24
"Left My Wallet In El Segundo."	0:05:24	0:05:28
Oooh!	0:05:29	0:05:30
67 years of life,	0:05:31	0:05:34
46 years of marriage -	0:05:34	0:05:38
you mean to tell me you never once suffered from piles?	0:05:38	0:05:42
Well, it's the human condition!	0:05:42	0:05:45
Most humans, anyhow.	0:05:45	0:05:47
Like that ballplayer said,	0:05:47	0:05:50
the world's got two kind of folks -	0:05:50	0:05:53
them that's got the piles and them that's gonna get 'em.	0:05:53	0:05:57
But you always was healthy as a ox.	0:05:57	0:06:00
Passed on 'fore you could get the piles. Mm-hmm!	0:06:00	0:06:03
Ooh, thank the Lord you never was sick.	0:06:03	0:06:07
Just went and passed away, nice and peaceful.	0:06:07	0:06:12
Go to sleep one night, wake up in the glory land!	0:06:12	0:06:16
Whoo!	0:06:16	0:06:18
CAT GROWLS SOFTLY	0:06:23	0:06:25
SHARP RAP AT DOOR	0:06:25	0:06:27
-CAT MEOWS -Pickles!	0:06:37	0:06:39
Go fetch Pickles!	0:06:41	0:06:44
Pickles?	0:06:44	0:06:45
Aw! He's up that tree again!	0:06:45	0:06:48
-You better shimmy on up. -Well, I do apologise, madam,	0:06:48	0:06:52
but won't the feline eventually tire of his lonely perch,	0:06:52	0:06:56
and, pining for affection, return on his own initiative?	0:06:56	0:06:59
The point being...	0:06:59	0:07:02
must we actually ascend the tree?	0:07:02	0:07:05
Look, I don't want no double talk.	0:07:05	0:07:08
If you not gonna fetch him, I guess I gotta call the police.	0:07:08	0:07:10
-Police? -And they not gonna be happy!	0:07:10	0:07:13
Every time they have to fetch him,	0:07:13	0:07:15
they swear they'll never do it no more.	0:07:15	0:07:18
No need to call the authorities, madam.	0:07:18	0:07:21
I did this often as a child.	0:07:21	0:07:24
I was a positive lemur.	0:07:24	0:07:26
Here, kitty.	0:07:26	0:07:27
-Don't upset him, now! -I wouldn't think of it, madam.	0:07:27	0:07:30
Harmless little Felix domesticus.	0:07:30	0:07:33
HE GRUNTS	0:07:33	0:07:35
Here, kitty! Come to GH.	0:07:35	0:07:38
Come, come. CAT GROWLS SOFTLY	0:07:38	0:07:40
Here, kitty. Here, kitty. Come, come.	0:07:40	0:07:44
-No, no! -That's not how Sheriff Wyner do it.	0:07:44	0:07:47
Here, here. Come, come. CAT HISSES	0:07:47	0:07:50
Come to the professor.	0:07:50	0:07:52
Oof!	0:07:56	0:07:58
I... Thank you, madam, for your act of kindness.	0:08:03	0:08:07
Well, you let him out.	0:08:07	0:08:09
I certainly did, and for that, I apologise no end.	0:08:09	0:08:12
Allow me to present myself, er, formally.	0:08:12	0:08:17
Goldthwait Higginson Dorr PhD.	0:08:17	0:08:20
Like Elmer?	0:08:21	0:08:23
I beg your pardon, ma'am?	0:08:23	0:08:24
Fudd.	0:08:24	0:08:26
No, no. PhD is a mark of academic attainment,	0:08:27	0:08:32
bestowed, in my case, in recognition of my mastery	0:08:32	0:08:35
of the antique languages of Latin and Greek.	0:08:35	0:08:37
I hold a number of advanced degrees, including the Baccalaureate	0:08:37	0:08:41
from a school in Paris, France, called the Sorbonne.	0:08:41	0:08:44
Sore bone. Hmn.	0:08:44	0:08:46
Well, that fits!	0:08:46	0:08:48
You ever study at Bob Jones University?	0:08:48	0:08:51
-I have not had that privilege. -Oh, that's a Bible school!	0:08:51	0:08:54
-Only the finest in the country! -Ooh!	0:08:54	0:08:56
-I send 'em 5 every month. -That's very generous.	0:08:56	0:08:58
-I'm on the mailing list! -Indeed. -I'm a angel! -Are you? Yes.	0:08:58	0:09:01
-They list my name in the newsletter! -Do they?	0:09:01	0:09:05
I got the literature over here, if you'd like to examine it.	0:09:05	0:09:08
Perhaps when my head has recovered from its...buffeting.	0:09:08	0:09:13
Mrs Munson, are you at all curious	0:09:13	0:09:16
as to why I darkened your door, as the expression would have it,	0:09:16	0:09:21
on this lovely, lovely camellia-scented morn?	0:09:21	0:09:24
I was wonderin', till you let Pickles out.	0:09:24	0:09:27
-I understand. -Then in all the excitement, I...	0:09:27	0:09:30
The fact is, I saw the sign in your window	0:09:30	0:09:32
advertising a room to let.	0:09:32	0:09:35
And there are no other such signs among the houses	0:09:35	0:09:38
on this charming, charming street.	0:09:38	0:09:41
Yeah, I got a room. 15 a week.	0:09:41	0:09:44
I'm looking for a quiet tenant.	0:09:44	0:09:46
Madam, you are addressing a man who is quiet...	0:09:46	0:09:51
and yet...not quiet,	0:09:51	0:09:55
if I may offer a riddle.	0:09:55	0:09:57
I am currently on sabbatical from the institution where I teach,	0:09:57	0:10:02
the University of Mississippi at Hattiesburg.	0:10:02	0:10:05
I am taking a year off to indulge my passion,	0:10:05	0:10:08
and that is not too strong a word,	0:10:08	0:10:10
-for the music of the Renaissance. -Mmn-hmn.	0:10:10	0:10:13
I perform in, and have the honour of directing,	0:10:13	0:10:15
a period-instrument ensemble that performs at Renaissance fairs	0:10:15	0:10:19
and other cultural fora throughout central southern Mississippi.	0:10:19	0:10:22
We perform on the instruments	0:10:22	0:10:24
for which the music was written and composed.	0:10:24	0:10:26
Now, wait a minute. You got some kind of band?	0:10:26	0:10:30
The word "band" would be, in this context,	0:10:30	0:10:35
something of a misnomer.	0:10:35	0:10:37
Though we do play together, hence the word "ensemble",	0:10:37	0:10:41
the nature of the music is such	0:10:41	0:10:43
that one would hesitate to apply the epithet "band",	0:10:43	0:10:47
with connotations of jangling...	0:10:47	0:10:49
So, y'all don't play hippity-hop? "I Left My Wallet In El Segundo!"	0:10:49	0:10:54
Songs with the titles spelled all funny?	0:10:54	0:10:56
No, no, no! We play music...	0:10:56	0:10:59
that has been composed to the greater glory of God.	0:10:59	0:11:04
Devotional music.	0:11:06	0:11:08
Church music.	0:11:08	0:11:10
-Gospel music? -Well, inspired by the Gospel, certainly.	0:11:10	0:11:15
The vintage, of course, is no more recent than the Rococo.	0:11:15	0:11:18
Rococo, huh?	0:11:18	0:11:20
Well, I guess that'd be OK.	0:11:20	0:11:22
But I don't propose to inflict our rehearsals on you.	0:11:22	0:11:26
May I enquire,	0:11:26	0:11:28
do you have a root cellar?	0:11:28	0:11:31
Ah.	0:11:34	0:11:35
Yes.	0:11:35	0:11:37
Yes, yes.	0:11:38	0:11:41
-This looks promising. -A little dank, ain't it?	0:11:42	0:11:46
Indeed. That only improves the acoustics.	0:11:46	0:11:50
PERFORMS STRANGE VOCAL EXERCISE	0:11:53	0:11:56
Marvellous.	0:11:58	0:12:00
Yes. HE GASPS	0:12:00	0:12:03
These earthen walls are ideal	0:12:03	0:12:06
for baffling the higher registers of the, er, lute or sackbut.	0:12:06	0:12:13
HE YELPS	0:12:13	0:12:16
That is why so much music of the cinquecento	0:12:16	0:12:18
was played in crypts and catacombs.	0:12:18	0:12:20
This is ideal. This is perfect.	0:12:20	0:12:22
This is more than perfect. I can scarcely contain my glee.	0:12:22	0:12:26
Oh, you containin' it OK.	0:12:26	0:12:28
GOSPEL-INFUSED HIP-HOP PLAYS	0:12:28	0:12:32
You gotta peel this shit out. Sometimes it sticks to the bottom.	0:12:32	0:12:35
Man, she smells.	0:12:35	0:12:38
Even out here on the casino floor you find goddamn mercy pads!	0:12:38	0:12:43
I don't know what the fuck people be doing while they're gamblin'.	0:12:43	0:12:47
Mack, I ain't peeling no funky shit with my human hands.	0:12:47	0:12:50
That's nothin' but a prescription for diseases and viruses and shit!	0:12:50	0:12:54
Shit, you gotta do it. Mr Gudge checks everything.	0:12:54	0:12:57
This tunnel leads back to the land for the people that work for Mannex.	0:12:57	0:13:00
Mannex - they own the Bandit Queen, three other boats.	0:13:00	0:13:03
This is where they take all their corporate shit, Gudge and them.	0:13:03	0:13:06
The light's ugly as hell, but, shit, ain't as many Tucks.	0:13:06	0:13:10
-Let me in, motherfucker! -< -What's the password?	0:13:12	0:13:15
Kiss my ass!	0:13:15	0:13:16
LARGE MAN LAUGHS HEARTILY	0:13:18	0:13:20
They count the dough here.	0:13:22	0:13:24
You try to take any, Elron'll shoot yo ass.	0:13:24	0:13:27
Goddamn!	0:13:27	0:13:29
Dawg, this is a motherfuckin' pigsty!	0:13:29	0:13:31
You are a squeaky-ass motherfuckin' pig!	0:13:31	0:13:35
You got Cocoa Krispies on your uniform,	0:13:35	0:13:37
you got breakfast there, and you still eating goddamn lunch.	0:13:37	0:13:40
If ass was nickels, you'd be a motherfuckin' millionaire.	0:13:40	0:13:43
Spread out. Look at you! You a disgrace before God.	0:13:43	0:13:46
You is a fat motherfucker, I swear...	0:13:46	0:13:49
Hey, Mr Gudge, er, how're you doin'?	0:13:49	0:13:51
-I'm doing fine. -All right.	0:13:51	0:13:53
So, how's the new man?	0:13:53	0:13:55
Oh, he's a cleanin' motherfucker.	0:13:55	0:13:57
Is that a fact?	0:13:57	0:13:59
What's up, my nigga?	0:13:59	0:14:01
TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS	0:14:02	0:14:05
Cut!	0:14:09	0:14:10
Cut! Cut. Cut.	0:14:10	0:14:12
Goddamn it, his canteen fell off. Props!	0:14:12	0:14:15
The goddamn thing's canteen fell off.	0:14:15	0:14:18
OK. We're prepared for that.	0:14:18	0:14:20
Mountain, put Otto into the apparatus.	0:14:20	0:14:23
-What the hell is this? -World War I vintage gas mask.	0:14:28	0:14:32
It's authentic. Strapped on, so it can't fall off.	0:14:32	0:14:35
The animal is free to be as active as he wants.	0:14:35	0:14:37
It doesn't inhibit his movement and it really sells the doughboy thing.	0:14:37	0:14:42
-It looks like a fucking joke. -You're absolutely right.	0:14:42	0:14:45
-The gas mask is a whimsical concept. -How does it eat the Nibbles?	0:14:45	0:14:49
Well, you're absolutely right.	0:14:49	0:14:51
-Don't let the client see this. Or that Humane fucker. -Course not.	0:14:51	0:14:55
They'll shut the fucking spot down!	0:14:55	0:14:56
Put the canteen back on! That says he's a soldier.	0:14:56	0:14:59
Dented tin canteen. Strap it to his fucking collar!	0:14:59	0:15:02
Easiest thing in the world. I just thought...	0:15:02	0:15:05
-What?! -You're right.	0:15:05	0:15:07
Canteen's much better. Let's go with that.	0:15:07	0:15:09
DOG GASPS FOR AIR	0:15:09	0:15:11
What's he doing?	0:15:13	0:15:15
Well, he's, er... Just breathe normally, Otto.	0:15:15	0:15:18
-The fucking dog can't breathe! -He can breathe!	0:15:18	0:15:20
Er, that thing is... Just breathe normally, Otto.	0:15:20	0:15:23
The fucking dog can't breathe! The fucking dog cannot breathe!	0:15:23	0:15:26
Get the fucking thing off him.	0:15:26	0:15:28
Of course. Easiest thing in the world.	0:15:28	0:15:30
Mountain, give me your Leatherman.	0:15:30	0:15:32
Chitra! Keep that Humane fucker from coming over here.	0:15:32	0:15:35
-He'll shit if he sees us. -There we go.	0:15:35	0:15:38
Mountain, run me a stinger. Don't give up, Otto!	0:15:38	0:15:41
-Mountain, I need two live leads! -But the gennie's 100 yards away.	0:15:41	0:15:45
Otto will have brain damage in 30 seconds!	0:15:45	0:15:47
Here we go. OK. Kiss of life.	0:15:47	0:15:50
Otto is fucking dead! What the fuck are you doing?	0:15:50	0:15:52
Otto is fucking dead!	0:15:52	0:15:54
Set! 320!	0:15:55	0:15:58
320! Hut!	0:15:58	0:16:00
Ooof!	0:16:08	0:16:09
90, tiger, x-slant, on one. Ready? Break!	0:16:15	0:16:19
Hut!	0:16:19	0:16:20
Split left. 68. Z-go. You the man.	0:16:29	0:16:33
Hey, butthead!	0:16:33	0:16:35
You the man!	0:16:35	0:16:37
-Me the man? -On one. Ready? Break!	0:16:37	0:16:40
390!	0:16:40	0:16:42
390! Hut!	0:16:42	0:16:44
CROWD ROARS	0:16:52	0:16:54
Oof!	0:16:54	0:16:55
WHISTLE BLOWS	0:17:03	0:17:05
Hudson! Get your ass off the field!	0:17:07	0:17:09
Get your ass off the field!	0:17:09	0:17:12
Goddamn it! Hudson, get your ass off...	0:17:12	0:17:15
You couldn't catch a cold!	0:17:15	0:17:17
-# Just another day, another dollar -Just another day	0:17:17	0:17:19
-# Just another day, another dollar -Just another day	0:17:19	0:17:21
-# Just another day, another dollar -Just another day... #	0:17:21	0:17:24
DOOR BEEPS	0:17:33	0:17:36
Hi, Dragon Lady. We want that fuckin' money.	0:17:36	0:17:39
We want that doughnut money.	0:17:39	0:17:40
SHE SPEAKS CHINESE RAPIDLY	0:17:40	0:17:43
SHE YELPS	0:17:43	0:17:46
-OK, papa san! -Whoa, whoa!	0:17:46	0:17:47
-We want that doughnut money. -We ain't fuckin' around, Mr Hi-ho!	0:17:47	0:17:51
It ain't complicated.	0:17:51	0:17:52
You give us the fucking money, don't get shot in the head.	0:17:52	0:17:55
Aye? You got three seconds.	0:17:55	0:17:57
You got three fuckin' seconds, aye?	0:17:59	0:18:01
-One, two, three. Understand? -We want that doughnut money!	0:18:01	0:18:04
Uno and two...	0:18:04	0:18:06
Uhhh!	0:18:06	0:18:07
His fingers are way the fuck up my nose!	0:18:13	0:18:17
Get your fingers out of my man's nose!	0:18:17	0:18:20
SHE SPEAKS CHINESE	0:18:20	0:18:21
Coffee?	0:18:21	0:18:24
HE HOWLS	0:18:24	0:18:25
-# Shine on -Let it	0:18:37	0:18:39
-# Shine on -Come on now, let your	0:18:39	0:18:42
-# Light from the lighthouse -Let it shine on me	0:18:42	0:18:45
-# Let it -Shine on	0:18:45	0:18:47
-# Come on now, let it -Shine on	0:18:47	0:18:49
# You've got to let your	0:18:49	0:18:51
-# Light from the lighthouse -Let it shine on me	0:18:51	0:18:54
-# Let it shine -Shine on	0:18:54	0:18:57
-# Let it shine on me -Shine on	0:18:57	0:18:59
-# Let it shine on -Shine on	0:18:59	0:19:01
-# You got to let it shine on me -Shine on	0:19:01	0:19:03
-# When you're walking in darkness -Shine on	0:19:03	0:19:05
-# You got to let it shine -Shine on	0:19:05	0:19:08
-# If you want to see the light -Aaah	0:19:08	0:19:10
-# You've got to let it shine -Shine	0:19:10	0:19:12
-# You've got to let it shine -Shine	0:19:12	0:19:14
-# You've got to let it shine -Shine	0:19:14	0:19:16
-# Come on, shine -Shine	0:19:16	0:19:19
-# Come on, shine -Shine	0:19:19	0:19:21
-# Come on, shine -Shine	0:19:21	0:19:23
# You've got to come on let it shine	0:19:23	0:19:25
# Whoo	0:19:25	0:19:26
# Let it shine	0:19:29	0:19:31
# Let it shine	0:19:32	0:19:33
-# Let it shine -Shine on	0:19:41	0:19:43
-# Let it shine -Shine on	0:19:43	0:19:45
-# Let it shine -Shine on	0:19:45	0:19:47
-# Let your light -From the lighthouse	0:19:47	0:19:50
# Shine	0:19:50	0:19:52
# On	0:19:52	0:19:54
-# Me -Let it shine on me	0:19:54	0:19:57
# Yeeeaaaah! #	0:19:57	0:19:59
I know you all remember...	0:20:15	0:20:17
that when Moses came down the mountain... ALL: Oh, yeah!	0:20:17	0:20:20
..carrying the Word of God... ALL: Word o' God!	0:20:20	0:20:22
..come down that Sinai peak... ALL: Yeah!	0:20:22	0:20:24
..he caught them Israelites red-handed.	0:20:24	0:20:27
What did he catch them doing? ALL MURMUR	0:20:27	0:20:29
He caught them worshippin'... ALL: Ah!	0:20:29	0:20:31
..a golden calf. ALL: Oh!	0:20:31	0:20:33
He caught 'em worshippin'... ALL: Worshippin'!	0:20:33	0:20:35
..a false god.	0:20:35	0:20:37
He caught them Israelites...	0:20:37	0:20:39
in decline. ALL: In decline!	0:20:39	0:20:42
What did Moses do when he saw those...	0:20:42	0:20:45
declinin', backslidin', never-mindin' sinners?	0:20:45	0:20:47
ALL: What he do?	0:20:47	0:20:49
Moses smote those sinners in his wrath! Yes, he did! ALL: He did!	0:20:49	0:20:53
Y'all know what "smote" is? ALL MURMUR	0:20:53	0:20:56
I smite, you smite, he smites, we done smote!	0:20:56	0:20:58
LAUGHTER	0:20:58	0:21:00
To smite is to go upside the head!	0:21:00	0:21:03
Because sometimes, brothers and sisters, that's the only way!	0:21:03	0:21:07
The only way.	0:21:07	0:21:10
To smite is to remind,	0:21:10	0:21:12
we got to stop that decline	0:21:12	0:21:14
and scramble back up to the face of the Almighty God!	0:21:14	0:21:18
Amen!	0:21:18	0:21:19
Instead of worshippin' that golden calf,	0:21:19	0:21:22
that earthly trash on that garbage island,	0:21:22	0:21:25
that garbage island in the shadowland,	0:21:25	0:21:27
wa-a-a-y...	0:21:27	0:21:32
way outside the Kingdom of God!	0:21:32	0:21:34
That garbage island where scavenger birds feast	0:21:34	0:21:38
on the bones of the backslidin' damned!	0:21:38	0:21:41
WHOOPING	0:21:41	0:21:43
And so...	0:21:43	0:21:45
let us pray.	0:21:45	0:21:47
HUMMING	0:21:49	0:21:51
SHARP RAP AT DOOR	0:21:53	0:21:56
My dear lady, I do hope this is not an inopportune time for our first practice.	0:21:57	0:22:01
-Somebody die? -I beg your pardon?	0:22:01	0:22:04
Oh! HE CHUCKLES	0:22:04	0:22:06
No, no! I'm not bereaved.	0:22:06	0:22:09
Though, it is so kind of you to enquire.	0:22:09	0:22:11
The hearse is simply a vehicle commodious enough	0:22:11	0:22:14
to accommodate our entire ensemble.	0:22:14	0:22:16
And, of course, our instruments,	0:22:16	0:22:18
contrived in an age ignorant of miniaturisation.	0:22:18	0:22:22
Allow me to introduce my friends, colleagues, devoted musicians...	0:22:22	0:22:26
Ain't no smokin' in this house.	0:22:26	0:22:29
Oh. Sorry.	0:22:29	0:22:31
INSTRUMENTS ARE TUNED	0:22:31	0:22:34
What do you think, General? Present any problems?	0:22:49	0:22:53
TRUMPET BLOWS	0:22:53	0:22:55
Good, then.	0:22:57	0:22:59
Gentlemen, why don't we crowd around	0:22:59	0:23:01
and go over the plan?	0:23:01	0:23:03
GENTLE CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS Gentlemen, this is the Bandit Queen.	0:23:07	0:23:11
Gambling den, cash cow,	0:23:11	0:23:13
Sodom of the Mississippi Delta, and the focus of our little exercise.	0:23:13	0:23:17
Here is Orchard Street.	0:23:17	0:23:19
Here is the residence of Marva Munson,	0:23:19	0:23:21
the charming lady whom you just met moments ago.	0:23:21	0:23:23
I'm sure you're aware that the Solons of the state of Mississippi,	0:23:23	0:23:27
to wit, its legislature,	0:23:27	0:23:29
forbid any gaming establishment within its borders upon dry land.	0:23:29	0:23:33
They may, however, legally float.	0:23:33	0:23:36
While the gambling activity is restricted to riverboats,	0:23:36	0:23:39
no such restrictions apply to functions ancillary to this cash-besotted business.	0:23:39	0:23:43
The casino's offices, locker rooms, facilities to cook and clean	0:23:43	0:23:47
and, most importantly, its counting houses,	0:23:47	0:23:49
the reinforced, secret, super secure repositories of the lucre,	0:23:49	0:23:55
may all be situated...	0:23:55	0:23:57
wherever.	0:23:57	0:23:58
Gawain...where is "wherever"?	0:23:58	0:24:02
Say what?	0:24:02	0:24:04
-Where's the money? -Oh!	0:24:04	0:24:07
OK, look. At the end of every shift,	0:24:07	0:24:10
the pit boss brings the cash down to the hold of the ship in a cash box.	0:24:10	0:24:14
Once a day, all the cash is moved to the counting room.	0:24:14	0:24:18
And where is the counting room?	0:24:19	0:24:22
Well, right there in that square where you pointin'.	0:24:22	0:24:26
And what, to flog a horse that, if not dead,	0:24:26	0:24:30
is at this point in mortal danger of expiring,	0:24:30	0:24:33
does this little square represent?	0:24:33	0:24:35
Offices! Underground.	0:24:36	0:24:39
Ha!	0:24:39	0:24:40
Underground!	0:24:40	0:24:41
Mmn...	0:24:41	0:24:43
Under...ground.	0:24:43	0:24:45
During the casino's hours of operation,	0:24:45	0:24:48
the door to this counting room is fiercely guarded.	0:24:48	0:24:50
The door itself is redoubtable Pittsburgh steel.	0:24:50	0:24:53
When the casino closes, this entire complex is locked up	0:24:53	0:24:56
and the armed guard retreats to the casino's main entrance.	0:24:56	0:25:00
There, far from the guard, reposes the money,	0:25:00	0:25:05
behind a five-inch-thick steel portal.	0:25:05	0:25:08
Yes.	0:25:08	0:25:09
But the walls...	0:25:09	0:25:12
the walls are but humble masonry,	0:25:12	0:25:16
behind which is only the soft, loamy soil	0:25:16	0:25:19
deposited over centuries by the Old Man,	0:25:19	0:25:22
the meandering Mississippi,	0:25:22	0:25:24
as it fanned its way back and forth across the great alluvial plain,	0:25:24	0:25:29
leaving earth...	0:25:29	0:25:31
..this earth.	0:25:32	0:25:34
The General, whose curriculum vitae comprehends tunnelling experience	0:25:35	0:25:41
through the soil of his native French Indochina,	0:25:41	0:25:43
shall be directing our little tunnelling operation.	0:25:43	0:25:46
Garth Pancake, though a master of none,	0:25:46	0:25:49
is a jack of all those trades corollary to our aim.	0:25:49	0:25:52
He will be doing such fabricating and demolition work	0:25:52	0:25:55
-as our little caper shall require. -Happy to be on board.	0:25:55	0:25:58
Gawain is our proverbial "inside man".	0:25:58	0:26:02
He has secured himself a berth	0:26:02	0:26:04
on the custodial staff of the Bandit Queen.	0:26:04	0:26:06
Damn skippy!	0:26:06	0:26:08
And this brings us to Lump.	0:26:08	0:26:11
To look at Lump, you might wonder	0:26:11	0:26:13
what specialised expertise could he possibly offer	0:26:13	0:26:16
our merry little old band of miscreants?	0:26:16	0:26:19
Well, gentlemen, in a project of such risks,	0:26:19	0:26:22
it is imperative to enlist the services of a hooligan,	0:26:22	0:26:26
a goon, an ape, a physical brute.	0:26:26	0:26:28
Someone who will be our security,	0:26:28	0:26:30
our battering ram, our blunt instrument.	0:26:30	0:26:34
And on our behalf, I wish him a warm Mississippi welcome.	0:26:34	0:26:37
-Fuckin' A. -Whassup, my nigga?	0:26:37	0:26:39
Well, gentlemen, here you are,	0:26:39	0:26:41
men of different backgrounds and different talents,	0:26:41	0:26:45
with but two things in common.	0:26:45	0:26:46
One, you answered my advertisement in the Memphis Scimitar.	0:26:46	0:26:50
Two, you're all going to be, in consequence,	0:26:50	0:26:52
very, very, incredibly rich.	0:26:52	0:26:54
Let us revel in our adventure, gentlemen.	0:26:54	0:26:57
Let us make beautiful... HE CHUCKLES	0:26:57	0:26:59
..music together!	0:26:59	0:27:01
And, by all means, let us keep this to ourselves.	0:27:01	0:27:04
What we say in this root cellar, let it stay in this root cellar.	0:27:04	0:27:09
There's no "I" in team.	0:27:09	0:27:11
# Trouble in and trouble out	0:28:03	0:28:05
# Trouble's what this world's about	0:28:05	0:28:06
# Troubles of this world	0:28:06	0:28:08
# The devil's in this world	0:28:08	0:28:10
# Trouble in and trouble out	0:28:10	0:28:12
# Trouble's what this world's about	0:28:12	0:28:14
# Trouble's of this world	0:28:14	0:28:16
# The devil's in this world	0:28:16	0:28:17
# You up the river without a paddle	0:28:17	0:28:19
# In a lot of trouble	0:28:19	0:28:21
# Without a doubt you going under	0:28:21	0:28:23
# Running out of bubbles	0:28:23	0:28:25
# Pass me the body bag	0:28:25	0:28:27
# Watch me dump 'em	0:28:27	0:28:29
# It ain't nothing for you to get squashed like a pumpkin	0:28:29	0:28:32
# I try so hard and play my cards	0:28:32	0:28:34
# And pray to God I ain't involved	0:28:34	0:28:36
# I gotta call I'm much appalled	0:28:36	0:28:38
# I came to Oz and broke the law	0:28:38	0:28:39
# Bring on the casket Ain't too glad	0:28:39	0:28:41
# Cos dirty hazard wrapped in plastic... #	0:28:41	0:28:43
KNOCKING AT DOOR	0:29:02	0:29:04
WHISTLES	0:29:04	0:29:05
MUSIC CEASES	0:29:22	0:29:24
That's OK. Don't stop on account of me.	0:29:26	0:29:29
No, not at all, madam. Not at all.	0:29:29	0:29:32
We were about to take a break, anyway.	0:29:32	0:29:34
The glissandi on this piece are technically very demanding,	0:29:34	0:29:37
and I'm sure we would all welcome a moment of R&R.	0:29:37	0:29:42
Well, I just thought you'd like to see...	0:29:42	0:29:44
What you gotten into, honey? Why you sweating like that?!	0:29:44	0:29:49
-Er... Er... -HE MUMBLES NERVOUSLY	0:29:49	0:29:52
Er, t-that boy right there -	0:29:52	0:29:54
he plays one bitch barrel full of a sackbut!	0:29:54	0:29:58
Ain't that right, Lump? I'm telling you, he can tear it up.	0:29:58	0:30:01
Nobody play the sackbut like Lump right there.	0:30:01	0:30:04
Oooh! Don't be shy, Lump.	0:30:04	0:30:06
That boy, he go at it like it was some pussy!	0:30:06	0:30:09
-Oh, shit! -Mind your mouth!	0:30:10	0:30:12
This is a Christian house, boy.	0:30:12	0:30:14
Ain't no hippity-hop language in here.	0:30:14	0:30:17
Sometime it's the only way.	0:30:17	0:30:19
-You ain't gonna hit me... -I'm trying to help you, boy,	0:30:19	0:30:22
better yo'self.	0:30:22	0:30:24
And so you should, madam.	0:30:24	0:30:27
Gawain is so far transported	0:30:27	0:30:30
by his love of the music of the early Renaissance...	0:30:30	0:30:34
Don't make me no never mind he transported!	0:30:34	0:30:36
-Have you been smokin'? -Certainly not!	0:30:36	0:30:39
I understand your indignation,	0:30:39	0:30:41
and I was offering an explanation, not an excuse...	0:30:41	0:30:43
-Hey, don't be explaining me, dawg! -THE PROFESSOR CONTINUES TO CHATTER	0:30:43	0:30:46
You can't read my motherfuckin' mind!	0:30:46	0:30:49
You might got your PhD, but I got my GEB!	0:30:49	0:30:53
Nigga!	0:30:53	0:30:55
A fiery lad.	0:30:55	0:30:58
But then, youth is fiery.	0:30:58	0:31:01
A fact often remarked upon by the poets of the Romantic era.	0:31:01	0:31:06
In my youth, I was in church! I wasn't walkin' around fiery.	0:31:06	0:31:09
Youth ain't no excuse for nothin'.	0:31:09	0:31:11
Anyhow, I just came to show you the fife.	0:31:13	0:31:15
Othar's fife.	0:31:15	0:31:17
Burned his own.	0:31:17	0:31:19
I thought maybe you being a man of music, you'd be interested.	0:31:19	0:31:22
Oh, indeed I am.	0:31:22	0:31:25
Cut it hisself and burned his holes.	0:31:25	0:31:28
The Israelites called it a khalil.	0:31:28	0:31:31
You can read all about it in the Bible.	0:31:31	0:31:33
-Ain't nothin' new under the sun! -SHE CHUCKLES	0:31:33	0:31:35
Indeed...not.	0:31:35	0:31:38
SHE SIGHS HEAVILY	0:31:39	0:31:41
Gone these 20 years.	0:31:41	0:31:44
He was some kind of man.	0:31:45	0:31:47
Blowed the khalil.	0:31:53	0:31:55
I don't suppose...	0:32:00	0:32:02
Othar ever...	0:32:02	0:32:04
turned his hand or... HE CHUCKLES	0:32:04	0:32:07
..turned his lip, to blowing the shofar?	0:32:07	0:32:13
The ceremonial ram's horn	0:32:14	0:32:16
sounded by the priests of the Hebrews.	0:32:16	0:32:19
I don't know nothin' about that.	0:32:19	0:32:22
Othar never blowed no shofar!	0:32:22	0:32:25
-Of course not. -Not to the extent of my knowledge.	0:32:25	0:32:28
The khalil was good enough for my Othar.	0:32:28	0:32:31
-SHE SIGHS CONTEMPLATIVELY -Some kind of man.	0:32:32	0:32:35
Some kind of man.	0:32:38	0:32:40
Oh, goddamn! Come on, girl, let me get one little peek.	0:32:42	0:32:45
Don't be cruel. Just one butt cheek. Pull that ass out and make it clap.	0:32:45	0:32:49
Just cos I'm dressed like a janitor don't mean you gotta do me dirty.	0:32:49	0:32:54
This motherfucker's the jackpot. Come here and blow on these dice.	0:32:54	0:32:58
I'm a seven on the roll, but I'm a ten the hard way,	0:32:58	0:33:00
and I ain't just talkin' crap.	0:33:00	0:33:02
Mr Gudge,	0:33:04	0:33:06
she had a ass that could pull a bus.	0:33:06	0:33:09
I mean, it was more than ass, it was literature.	0:33:09	0:33:12
I don't care how big her ass was, MacSam.	0:33:12	0:33:15
-You're fired. -You say what?	0:33:15	0:33:17
No fraternising with customers on the Bandit Queen. Clean out your locker.	0:33:17	0:33:21
-I wasn't... -Get out of here. You're fired.	0:33:21	0:33:24
You can't fire me! I'll sue your ass!	0:33:24	0:33:27
Sue me? For what?	0:33:27	0:33:29
For fuckin' punitive damages, man!	0:33:29	0:33:31
-Punitive damages. -Yeah, you goddamn skippy!	0:33:31	0:33:34
HE CHUCKLES Punitive damages?	0:33:34	0:33:36
I see why you're firing me. It's simple and plain.	0:33:36	0:33:40
You firin' me cos I'm black.	0:33:40	0:33:43
MacSam, everybody on the custodial staff is black.	0:33:44	0:33:48
Your replacement is gonna be black.	0:33:48	0:33:50
His replacement, no doubt, will be black!	0:33:50	0:33:53
Well, the fucking judge is gonna be black, motherfucker.	0:33:53	0:33:56
And you, you gonna stand tall before the man.	0:33:56	0:33:59
Your replacement is gonna be black! Motherfucker!	0:33:59	0:34:02
Thank you.	0:34:02	0:34:03
Oh, my!	0:34:05	0:34:07
Oh, my, my, my, my, my! This is a severe setback.	0:34:07	0:34:10
I am distraught. I am more than distraught.	0:34:10	0:34:13
I am devastated.	0:34:13	0:34:15
I am beside myself. I'm at a positive loss for words.	0:34:15	0:34:18
You still talkin' OK, though.	0:34:18	0:34:20
Have y'all decided?	0:34:20	0:34:22
Madam, we must have waffles. We must all have waffles forthwith!	0:34:22	0:34:27
We must all think, we must have waffles,	0:34:27	0:34:29
and think, every one of us, to the best of his ability.	0:34:29	0:34:32
Perhaps if you apologised to the man and gave him flowers.	0:34:32	0:34:36
Or perhaps a fruit basket,	0:34:36	0:34:38
with a card depicting a misty seascape	0:34:38	0:34:40
and inscribed with a sentiment.	0:34:40	0:34:42
I ain't apologisin'! He fired me cos I'm black!	0:34:42	0:34:45
He can't do that.	0:34:45	0:34:47
-Sue him. Open-and-shut case. -Fuckin' A.	0:34:47	0:34:49
Chocolates have been known to melt the heart of the hardest misanthrope.	0:34:49	0:34:54
That man ain't rollin' over for no candy bar.	0:34:54	0:34:56
We've had a bit of a setback on the tunnelling front, too.	0:34:56	0:34:59
We've run into a pretty large rock.	0:34:59	0:35:01
Rock!	0:35:01	0:35:03
Very bad. Very bad.	0:35:05	0:35:07
Oh, my!	0:35:07	0:35:09
It seems that the poet was right -	0:35:11	0:35:14
"Troubles never singly come."	0:35:14	0:35:18
We can get through the rock. Easiest thing in the world.	0:35:18	0:35:20
We just blow right through it.	0:35:20	0:35:22
I got a pyro licence - just bore a hole in the rock	0:35:22	0:35:25
and pack in a little plastique	0:35:25	0:35:27
and igneous blows pretty good...	0:35:27	0:35:29
Hello, Garth. Am I ordering primer cord?	0:35:29	0:35:32
Yes, Mountain. We were just talking about that.	0:35:32	0:35:34
And some plastique.	0:35:34	0:35:36
-What the fuck is this? -This is Mountain Girl.	0:35:36	0:35:39
Mountain is my right hand. She helps me out with ordnance.	0:35:39	0:35:42
Helps me with damn near everything.	0:35:42	0:35:44
Hey.	0:35:44	0:35:46
You brought your bitch... to the Waffle Hut?	0:35:46	0:35:49
Ahem! I must confess myself to be puzzled, as well.	0:35:49	0:35:53
I thought it was understood that when it came to our enterprise,	0:35:53	0:35:57
"mum" was the word.	0:35:57	0:35:59
Of course. I understand. But this is Mountain Girl.	0:35:59	0:36:02
I don't keep secrets from Mountain.	0:36:02	0:36:04
That's not how you maintain a loving, caring relationship!	0:36:04	0:36:07
You brought your bitch... to the Waffle Hut!	0:36:07	0:36:10
The man...brought his bitch... to the Waffle Hut!	0:36:10	0:36:15
I will thank you to stop referring to Mountain that way.	0:36:15	0:36:19
She is the other half of my life.	0:36:19	0:36:20
Everybody looking at me like I'm some kind of fuck-up	0:36:20	0:36:23
for losing a sorry-ass job,	0:36:23	0:36:25
and this motherfucker brings his bitch	0:36:25	0:36:29
to the motherfuckin' Waffle Hut!	0:36:29	0:36:31
-Punk, shut your goddamn mouth! -You better raise the fuck up!	0:36:31	0:36:33
Yeah, you better back the fuck up!	0:36:33	0:36:35
-Back the fuck up! -Gentlemen...	0:36:35	0:36:37
-Gentlemen, please. -What? What?	0:36:37	0:36:39
Please, gentlemen,	0:36:39	0:36:41
this behaviour does you no credit in the eyes of your colleagues,	0:36:41	0:36:44
nor in those of the other patrons of this Waffle Hut.	0:36:44	0:36:48
Punk! Look at this! I got blueberry syrup on my safari jacket!	0:36:48	0:36:52
Gentlemen, I propose that we consider the matter of this woman,	0:36:52	0:36:57
-Mountain Water to... -Mountain Girl!	0:36:57	0:36:59
I'm so very sorry.	0:36:59	0:37:01
I propose that we consider this matter closed.	0:37:01	0:37:04
We shall choose to trust her... MOUNTAIN GIRL WEEPS	0:37:04	0:37:06
..since we have no choice,	0:37:06	0:37:08
and since she shall share only Mr Pancake's portion of the booty.	0:37:08	0:37:12
-Wouldn't have it any other way. -Damn right you won't.	0:37:12	0:37:16
-Up yours, punk! -Fuck you and the Swiss miss.	0:37:16	0:37:18
The matter of disposing of our igneous impediment...	0:37:18	0:37:21
-Coach? -..is also closed.	0:37:21	0:37:24
-Settled. -Coach...	0:37:24	0:37:26
That leaves us only with the question...	0:37:26	0:37:28
-Coach! -..of Gawain retrieving his job.	0:37:28	0:37:31
-Coach? -Yes, Lump?	0:37:31	0:37:33
Couldn't we just bribe the guy?	0:37:33	0:37:36
# One of	0:37:37	0:37:40
# These mornings	0:37:41	0:37:46
# I'm a-going	0:37:46	0:37:50
# Away... #	0:37:50	0:37:52
You are a readin' fool, aren't you, Mr Dorr?!	0:37:52	0:37:56
Yes, I must confess,	0:37:57	0:38:00
I often find myself more at home in these ancient volumes	0:38:00	0:38:03
than in the hustle bustle of the modern world.	0:38:03	0:38:07
To me, paradoxically,	0:38:07	0:38:10
the literature of the so-called "dead" tongues	0:38:10	0:38:13
holds more currency than this morning's newspaper.	0:38:13	0:38:16
In these books,	0:38:16	0:38:18
in these volumes,	0:38:18	0:38:21
there is the accumulated wisdom of mankind,	0:38:21	0:38:24
which succours me when the day is hard	0:38:24	0:38:27
and the night lonely and long.	0:38:27	0:38:30
Hmm!	0:38:32	0:38:34
The wisdom of mankind, huh?	0:38:34	0:38:36
What about the wisdom of the Lord?	0:38:36	0:38:38
Oh, yes, yes. The Good Book. Hmm.	0:38:38	0:38:42
I have found reward in its pages.	0:38:42	0:38:45
But to me, there are other good books, as well.	0:38:45	0:38:51
Heavy volumes of antiquity,	0:38:53	0:38:55
freighted with the insights of man's glorious age.	0:38:55	0:38:59
And then, of course...	0:39:00	0:39:03
I just love, love, love... the works of...	0:39:03	0:39:07
Mr Edgar Allan Poe.	0:39:07	0:39:09
Oh, I know who he was. Kinda spooky!	0:39:09	0:39:12
No, madam, no, no.	0:39:12	0:39:14
Not of this world, it's true.	0:39:14	0:39:18
He...he lived in a dream.	0:39:18	0:39:21
HE INHALES DEEPLY An ancient dream.	0:39:21	0:39:23
Helen...	0:39:26	0:39:28
..Thy beauty is to me	0:39:29	0:39:34
Like those Nicean barks of yore	0:39:34	0:39:39
That gently, o'er the perfumed sea	0:39:39	0:39:43
The weary, way-worn wanderer bore	0:39:43	0:39:47
To his own native shore.	0:39:47	0:39:52
Who was Helen?	0:39:57	0:39:59
-Some kinda whore of Babylon? -One doesn't know who Helen was.	0:39:59	0:40:03
But I picture her as being...	0:40:04	0:40:07
very, very...	0:40:07	0:40:10
extremely...	0:40:10	0:40:12
..pale.	0:40:13	0:40:15
Mrs Munson, I have been trying...	0:40:21	0:40:24
to figure out some way of expressing my gratitude to you	0:40:24	0:40:29
for taking in this... HE CHUCKLES	0:40:29	0:40:32
..weary, way-worn wanderer!	0:40:32	0:40:36
It's just a little old present. Why, it's hardly anything at all.	0:40:36	0:40:40
Why, Mr Dorr!	0:40:40	0:40:42
You are a gallant man!	0:40:42	0:40:45
Madam, I blush!	0:40:45	0:40:46
I happened to hear of this gospel concert tomorrow night,	0:40:46	0:40:49
The Mighty, Mighty Clouds Of Joy,	0:40:49	0:40:51
and thought you and a friend from church perhaps would...	0:40:51	0:40:54
-Yes. I have a widow lady friend. -The concert is up in Memphis,	0:40:54	0:40:57
so I have arranged a car service to transport you thither.	0:40:57	0:41:01
-SHARP KNOCK AT DOOR -Huh?	0:41:01	0:41:02
Why, Sheriff Wyner! How are you doin'?	0:41:04	0:41:07
Good evening, Mrs Munson.	0:41:07	0:41:08
I just stopped by to let you know I did have a talk with Weemack.	0:41:08	0:41:11
He told me he'll comply with your request in keeping that music down.	0:41:11	0:41:15
Have yourself a pleasant evening.	0:41:15	0:41:17
I've got somebody I want you to meet.	0:41:17	0:41:20
Ma'am, I'm a little pressed for time.	0:41:20	0:41:22
A gang of bank robbers you chasing?! Come on in here and say hello!	0:41:22	0:41:26
-Mrs Munson, I... -Yeah, we were havin' tea, and...	0:41:26	0:41:29
GRAMOPHONE PLAYS A GOSPEL TUNE	0:41:29	0:41:32
Huh?	0:41:34	0:41:36
Bussed his own dishes! You can always tell a gentleman.	0:41:36	0:41:39
-Somebody was in here, ma'am? -Yeah, with me and Othar.	0:41:39	0:41:43
Maybe I'll catch him the next time.	0:41:43	0:41:45
Come on up to his room with me and...	0:41:45	0:41:47
Mrs Munson, my wife got dinner on the table!	0:41:47	0:41:49
I really have to be going.	0:41:49	0:41:52
Oh, my! He is neat!	0:41:54	0:41:58
Yes, ma'am, he very neat.	0:41:58	0:42:00
He probably went down to the cellar to play with his friends!	0:42:00	0:42:04
Ma'am, I really got to be going now.	0:42:04	0:42:07
What...?	0:42:07	0:42:08
Ma'am, I really need to be gettin' back.	0:42:08	0:42:11
Mrs Munson, you don't have to... You don't...	0:42:12	0:42:15
-M-Mrs Munson? -SHE LAUGHS	0:42:15	0:42:17
Why, Professor!	0:42:17	0:42:20
What in the world are you doin' havin' tea down there?	0:42:20	0:42:24
Er, Mrs Munson? Oh, Lord Jesus.	0:42:24	0:42:27
SHE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY	0:42:27	0:42:31
HE LAUGHS POLITELY	0:42:33	0:42:35
Mrs Munson!	0:42:35	0:42:36
Land o' Goshen, child! Come on out from under there!	0:42:36	0:42:40
Mrs Munson, my pager just went off. I got to go.	0:42:40	0:42:44
I'll meet you and your friend later.	0:42:45	0:42:47
SHE CONTINUES TO LAUGH	0:42:47	0:42:49
-That was...refreshing! < -Have a good evening now!	0:42:51	0:42:54
We academics are inordinately fond of wedging ourselves into confined spaces.	0:42:54	0:43:00
At Yale, students see how many of their number	0:43:00	0:43:02
they can enclose in a telephone booth.	0:43:02	0:43:05
At Harvard, a broom closet.	0:43:05	0:43:07
I hope I didn't spill my tea.	0:43:07	0:43:09
Well, what the hell is this?	0:43:10	0:43:12
I guess it's just my way of sayin', er...	0:43:13	0:43:16
HE SIGHS	0:43:16	0:43:18
Well, goddamn it, Mr Gudge.	0:43:18	0:43:21
Look here, I don't know what it's like walkin' in your shoes,	0:43:21	0:43:24
you know, with you being a tight-ass an' all,	0:43:24	0:43:27
and I'm pretty sure you don't know what it's like walkin' in my shoes.	0:43:27	0:43:30
See, Mr Gudge, there's the custodian, right?	0:43:30	0:43:33
And then there's the man inside the custodian.	0:43:33	0:43:37
And that's the motherfucker we got a problem with.	0:43:37	0:43:39
See, that man, he got needs, Mr Gudge,	0:43:39	0:43:42
and, normally, those needs got to do with women with big asses.	0:43:42	0:43:45
I guess my point bein' is, er, I realise I'm a bunkie junkie.	0:43:45	0:43:49
But if you would've seen the kettle drums on this girl, Mr Gudge. Whoo!	0:43:49	0:43:53
Well...we all human.	0:43:53	0:43:57
This apology buys you a one-week probationary period.	0:43:57	0:44:01
Thank you, Mr Gudge!	0:44:01	0:44:03
Stay away from the customers, MacSam.	0:44:03	0:44:06
CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY	0:44:13	0:44:15
This drill bit's getting awfully hot.	0:44:15	0:44:19
Gawain, maybe you could fill a Hudson sprayer	0:44:19	0:44:22
and spritz it down while I drill.	0:44:22	0:44:25
Fuck you!	0:44:25	0:44:26
I ain't your motherfuckin' house nigger. I'm the inside man.	0:44:26	0:44:30
Are you gonna have a bug up your ass the rest of the time we're working?	0:44:30	0:44:33
-I'll get the sprayer. -No, no, no. No.	0:44:33	0:44:36
Me and this gentleman here have to get square.	0:44:36	0:44:39
Let me tell you something, MacSam.	0:44:39	0:44:41
I'm gonna tell you about how I came down to Mississippi.	0:44:41	0:44:44
I wasn't born here, you know. I'm from Scranton, Pennsylvania.	0:44:44	0:44:47
RUMBLING	0:44:47	0:44:49
What the fuck?	0:44:49	0:44:51
Scranton, Pennsylvania.	0:44:52	0:44:54
I came down here in 1964. Greyhound bus.	0:44:54	0:44:57
With the Freedom Riders.	0:44:57	0:45:00
Do you know who the Freedom Riders were?	0:45:00	0:45:02
No. And I don't give a fuck.	0:45:02	0:45:04
Just tell me when the fuck they gonna leave.	0:45:04	0:45:06
The Freedom Riders were a group of concerned liberals from up north,	0:45:06	0:45:11
all working together, just like we are here.	0:45:11	0:45:14
Involved citizens, who came down here	0:45:14	0:45:17
so that local black folk could have their civil liberties.	0:45:17	0:45:20
So that people like you could have the vote.	0:45:20	0:45:23
HE TUTS	0:45:25	0:45:28
You know what, man?	0:45:28	0:45:29
What, brother?	0:45:29	0:45:32
-I don't vote. So fuck you! -You little fucking ingrate.	0:45:32	0:45:35
-And the bus you rode in on, jackass! -Step outside!	0:45:35	0:45:38
-Fuck the outside! Come on... -KNOCK AT DOOR	0:45:38	0:45:41
My friend Mrs Funthes is here so I'm about to go out.	0:45:44	0:45:47
Just thought I'd leave y'all with some cinnamon cookies.	0:45:47	0:45:50
Why, that is lovely.	0:45:50	0:45:53
Ooh, y'all sound good!	0:45:53	0:45:56
Maybe you could come by to church one Sunday, give us a recital!	0:45:56	0:46:01
How kind of you!	0:46:01	0:46:02
-O-Our music, however, is... -There you go.	0:46:02	0:46:05
..well, how shall I put this?	0:46:05	0:46:07
A bit Roman in its outlook?!	0:46:07	0:46:09
Many of our pieces were commissioned by the Holy See.	0:46:09	0:46:12
Oh, I see, all right.	0:46:12	0:46:14
But we don't make no big whoop-dee-do about denomination.	0:46:14	0:46:17
Everybody welcome at our church!	0:46:17	0:46:20
We had a Methodist come in, Episcopalian...	0:46:20	0:46:24
And back in the '60s, we had a Jew come in!	0:46:24	0:46:27
Yeah, he had a guitar.	0:46:27	0:46:29
THE PROFESSOR CHUCKLES A Jew with a guitar!	0:46:29	0:46:31
If you will excuse me one moment, madam, I-I shall see you out.	0:46:31	0:46:35
If you gentlemen can labour harmoniously in my absence,	0:46:35	0:46:39
upon my return we shall be prepared to explode that old piece of igneous.	0:46:39	0:46:43
Oh, Professor! This is Mrs Funthes.	0:46:45	0:46:49
Enchante, Mrs Funthes.	0:46:49	0:46:51
Rosalie, this is Professor GH Dorr PhD.	0:46:51	0:46:56
Oh, my! That's an awful lotta letters.	0:46:56	0:46:59
HE CHUCKLES Well, now...	0:46:59	0:47:00
Of course, in my youth, I was known simply as Goldthwait.	0:47:00	0:47:05
Uh-huh!	0:47:05	0:47:06
All right, safety meeting.	0:47:06	0:47:08
Let's listen up. General, hand me that primer cord.	0:47:08	0:47:11
Before we set the charge, we will run through our procedure.	0:47:11	0:47:14
I have earplugs for whoever wants 'em. Just wedge those in your ears.	0:47:14	0:47:18
Now, here we have...	0:47:18	0:47:20
-..Not yet, Lump. -Oh.	0:47:20	0:47:21
Now, primer cord.	0:47:21	0:47:23
Gelatinite. C4.	0:47:23	0:47:26
Time comes, we pack the hole in the rock with the C4,	0:47:26	0:47:30
and insert two leads -	0:47:30	0:47:32
A and B.	0:47:32	0:47:34
I remember my father saying to me,	0:47:34	0:47:36
and it's one of the few memories I retain of the man,	0:47:36	0:47:39
from one of his visits home, and how I do cherish it,	0:47:39	0:47:42
he said to me, "Goldthwait, you are not formed as other boys."	0:47:42	0:47:48
He a man of learnin'?	0:47:49	0:47:51
This is the same procedure we will be using when we collapse the tunnel	0:47:51	0:47:54
after entering the casino vault and returning to the root cellar.	0:47:54	0:47:58
He was a self-educated man. Didn't have a career as such.	0:47:58	0:48:02
But the government did recognise the breadth of his reading	0:48:02	0:48:05
by making him librarian of the state nervous hospital in Meridian,	0:48:05	0:48:09
where he was a distinguished... inmate.	0:48:09	0:48:13
Once these materials are combined,	0:48:13	0:48:16
only the professionals may handle them.	0:48:16	0:48:19
-That means me or the General. -LUMP GRUNTS	0:48:19	0:48:22
Separately, they are harmless. Completely inert.	0:48:22	0:48:25
You could light this stuff on fire, hit it with a hamm...	0:48:25	0:48:29
DEAFENING BOOM	0:48:29	0:48:31
ALARM WAILS DOGS BARK	0:48:31	0:48:34
What in the name of heaven was that?	0:48:34	0:48:37
Well, I'm...quite certain there's absolutely no reason to be alarmed.	0:48:38	0:48:42
Why, I-I'm not even absolutely certain I-I heard anything at all.	0:48:42	0:48:46
Didn't hear nothin'?!	0:48:46	0:48:48
Well, something. Perhaps.	0:48:48	0:48:51
Nothing that need discompose us, was the sense I was trying to convey.	0:48:51	0:48:54
Now, I will not have you missing your musical recital. Off you go!	0:48:54	0:48:58
I shall call the gas company, or the water company,	0:48:58	0:49:01
or whatever subterranean utility is implicated in this contretemps.	0:49:01	0:49:06
I shall see to the matter,	0:49:06	0:49:08
as only a highly educated classicist could.	0:49:08	0:49:12
BANGING AND SHOUTING	0:49:16	0:49:19
Blood! Blood, Professor! Blood! Blood!	0:49:19	0:49:23
-THE GENERAL SHOUTS INCOHERENTLY < -It's nothing to make a fuss about.	0:49:23	0:49:26
-It's perfectly all right. -Get yo ass back and find that shit!	0:49:26	0:49:29
Really, I'm perfectly all right.	0:49:29	0:49:31
Jackass, you just blew your goddamn finger off!	0:49:31	0:49:35
The motherfucker down there, flappin' the fuck around!	0:49:35	0:49:37
Get yo ass back down there and find it!	0:49:37	0:49:39
I ain't picking up your goddamn finger!	0:49:39	0:49:42
I gather there was a premature detonation?	0:49:42	0:49:44
Tell the motherfucker he can sew the shit back on.	0:49:44	0:49:46
Like that dude whose wife cut his dick off, threw it on the freeway.	0:49:46	0:49:49
She called AAA, they towed the dick and sewed the motherfucker back on!	0:49:49	0:49:52
-I saw the motherfucker in a porno. The thing still worked! -Yeah...	0:49:52	0:49:56
Looked like a chewed-up frank, but that motherfucker be working it!	0:49:56	0:50:00
It's mangled, but he be fucking the bitch all ways with a twisted dick!	0:50:00	0:50:03
SHOUTING CONTINUES	0:50:03	0:50:05
They're using the house to practise music.	0:50:10	0:50:13
-Of the Rococo. -Mmm-hmm.	0:50:13	0:50:16
I propose we get our fallen comrade to the hospital.	0:50:16	0:50:20
The General will follow when he manages to recover the severed digit.	0:50:20	0:50:24
No, really, I'm perfectly all right.	0:50:24	0:50:26
I don't know what all the fuss is about.	0:50:26	0:50:29
Good news! Good news!	0:50:29	0:50:31
Pickles! Go catch him!	0:50:31	0:50:33
The house is in apple pie order, though we do need medical attention for Mr Pancake	0:50:33	0:50:38
who, in the disturbance, pinched his finger in the valve of his sackbut.	0:50:38	0:50:42
You let the cat out!	0:50:42	0:50:44
The General is even now exercising every effort	0:50:44	0:50:48
in retrieving your mischievous little Pickles.	0:50:48	0:50:50
Please, go on. Go on and enjoy the concert!	0:50:50	0:50:52
Driver! Au revoir, mesdames. CAT HISSES	0:50:52	0:50:55
Despite our setback, we find ourselves on schedule	0:51:07	0:51:10
to penetrate the vault here this afternoon,	0:51:10	0:51:13
while Mrs Munson is at church,	0:51:13	0:51:15
having blasted that rock to pieces during Mrs Munson's choir practice.	0:51:15	0:51:19
Garth, run us through the game plan for what remains of our tunnel.	0:51:19	0:51:23
Of course. Why, it's child's play now.	0:51:23	0:51:25
Easiest thing in the world.	0:51:25	0:51:27
Only a couple of feet separate us from the vault.	0:51:27	0:51:30
Just the usual spade work until we get to the masonry,	0:51:30	0:51:33
and then we just drill through.	0:51:33	0:51:35
And will you be able to... wield the drill	0:51:35	0:51:38
with your maimed extremity?	0:51:38	0:51:40
Oh, I should think so. It's, er, it's only one finger.	0:51:40	0:51:43
It inhibits me in doing finer work, of course.	0:51:43	0:51:46
-I'll always have to live with that. -HE SIGHS	0:51:46	0:51:50
-CLEARS THROAT -I'm just thinking out loud here,	0:51:50	0:51:53
maybe since, as you say, there will be problems later...	0:51:53	0:51:57
maybe, er, I mentioned this to Mountain Girl,	0:51:57	0:52:00
she agrees with me, so it's not one person's opinion,	0:52:00	0:52:03
maybe, er...I should...	0:52:03	0:52:06
get a little extra compensation for the accident.	0:52:06	0:52:10
A somewhat larger share.	0:52:14	0:52:16
If this was any other line of work, I'd get workman's comp, wouldn't I?	0:52:18	0:52:22
Might even have a pretty good lawsuit.	0:52:22	0:52:24
You gonna sue yourself for blowin' your own goddamn finger off?	0:52:24	0:52:28
Well, that is simply asinine!	0:52:28	0:52:29
But you see, Garth, this is not what you just called	0:52:29	0:52:32
-"some other line of work". -No, but if it were...	0:52:32	0:52:35
This is a criminal enterprise, not to put too fine a point on it,	0:52:35	0:52:38
entailing risk not involved in honest labour.	0:52:38	0:52:40
Governmental regulations and civic safeguards	0:52:40	0:52:43
cannot be assumed to apply to antisocial pursuits.	0:52:43	0:52:46
Yeah, but he lost his finger.	0:52:46	0:52:49
We don't give a fuck!	0:52:49	0:52:50
That fool could blow his dick off, it don't make no never mind to us!	0:52:50	0:52:53
Pay this jackass for blowing off goddamn body parts?	0:52:53	0:52:56
Get yo fuckin' head out your ass!	0:52:56	0:52:58
ALL BICKER AT ONCE	0:52:58	0:53:00
No extra share!	0:53:00	0:53:01
BICKERING CEASES	0:53:01	0:53:04
OK. Majority rules.	0:53:05	0:53:07
It was just a trial balloon.	0:53:08	0:53:09
The hand's not so bad, really. I even get some phantom feeling.	0:53:09	0:53:13
You pull on your prick, you get phantom feeling!	0:53:13	0:53:15
-Fuck you! -Fuck you. -Fuck you!	0:53:15	0:53:16
Fuck you, nubbie!	0:53:16	0:53:18
Well, now that matter is settled,	0:53:18	0:53:20
let us synchronise our watches before Gawain reports to work.	0:53:20	0:53:23
In 20 seconds, it will be exactly 12.16.	0:53:23	0:53:26
15...	0:53:26	0:53:28
It'll be 12.15?	0:53:28	0:53:30
No, 15 seconds. Well, 11 seconds now. It'll be... 12.16.	0:53:30	0:53:34
HE SIGHS Eight...	0:53:34	0:53:36
-Professor? -Seven...six... -P-Professor?	0:53:36	0:53:39
-Five... -Prof... -Yes, Lump?!	0:53:39	0:53:41
I don't have a watch.	0:53:41	0:53:43
# There'll be no more weepin' and wailin'	0:53:45	0:53:50
# No more weepin' and wailin'	0:53:50	0:53:54
# No more...	0:53:54	0:53:56
# Weepin' and wailin'	0:53:56	0:53:58
# Goin' to live with God	0:53:58	0:54:01
# Soon I will be done with the troubles of this world	0:54:02	0:54:05
-# Troubles of this world -# Troubles of this world	0:54:05	0:54:09
# Soon I will be done with the troubles of this world	0:54:09	0:54:13
# I'm goin' home to live with God	0:54:13	0:54:16
# Soon I will be done with the troubles of this world	0:54:17	0:54:20
# Troubles of this world	0:54:20	0:54:23
# Troubles of this life	0:54:23	0:54:25
# Soon I will be done with the troubles of this world	0:54:25	0:54:29
# I'm goin' home to live with God	0:54:29	0:54:32
# Soon I will be done with the troubles of this world	0:54:33	0:54:37
-# Troubles of this world -Troubles of this crazy life	0:54:37	0:54:41
# Soon I will be done with the troubles of this world	0:54:41	0:54:44
# I'm goin' up to be with God	0:54:44	0:54:48
# I'm going up to see King Jesus	0:54:48	0:54:52
# Shake Him by the hand	0:54:52	0:54:55
# I'm gonna tell Him all about my troubles	0:54:55	0:54:58
# Travellin' through this land	0:54:58	0:55:03
# Soon I will be done	0:55:04	0:55:06
# With the troubles of this world	0:55:06	0:55:10
# Yeah, soon I will be done	0:55:11	0:55:14
# I'm goin' home to live with God	0:55:15	0:55:17
# Soon I will be done with the troubles of this world	0:55:18	0:55:23
# Troubles of this world Troubles of this crazy life	0:55:23	0:55:27
# I soon will be done with the trouble, yeah	0:55:27	0:55:30
# I'm goin' home to live with God! #	0:55:30	0:55:36
-Whoo-hoo-hoo! -HE LAUGHS	0:55:39	0:55:42
Ain't that somethin'?	0:55:42	0:55:45
HE GROANS	0:55:50	0:55:52
RUMBLING AND GRUMBLING	0:55:52	0:55:55
IBS!	0:55:55	0:55:56
You be what?	0:55:56	0:55:59
Irritable bowel syndrome!	0:55:59	0:56:00
Is there a men's room?	0:56:00	0:56:02
You can't use the men's room now!	0:56:02	0:56:04
Or a ladies' room. Quickly. IBS.	0:56:04	0:56:06
-Why didn't you shit at the house! -Quickly!	0:56:06	0:56:09
We don't want Elron finding yo ass on the crapper!	0:56:09	0:56:12
No choice! It's a medical condition. Quickly!	0:56:12	0:56:15
You are one disgustin' individual, you know that?	0:56:15	0:56:18
Come on! Follow me.	0:56:18	0:56:19
TOILET FLUSHES	0:56:21	0:56:23
Ahhh...	0:56:25	0:56:27
-I feel 30lbs lighter. -Come on with your stink ass.	0:56:28	0:56:30
Thank you for being so understanding.	0:56:30	0:56:33
Not everyone is, of course, which is why the biggest challenge of IBS	0:56:33	0:56:36
is educating the public.	0:56:36	0:56:39
Afflicts over two million people, yet most have never heard of it.	0:56:39	0:56:43
It strikes without regard to age, gender or race.	0:56:43	0:56:46
Fuck, man! I don't wanna hear about this shit.	0:56:46	0:56:49
That's exactly the kind of attitude we're fighting.	0:56:49	0:56:51
I never told you that's how Mountain Girl and I met -	0:56:51	0:56:54
-at an IBS weekend at Grossinger's, up in the Catskills. -HE FARTS	0:56:54	0:56:58
Course, tourism there has suffered, with the demise of the Borscht Belt,	0:56:58	0:57:02
so they have various promotions, mixers, so on.	0:57:02	0:57:06
This was a weekend for irritable bowel singles	0:57:06	0:57:09
to meet, support each other and share stories.	0:57:09	0:57:12
I don't wanna hear a single one of them stories.	0:57:12	0:57:14
-Now, some of them are very moving... -Not one fuckin' story!	0:57:14	0:57:17
Look, I didn't choose to have IBS.	0:57:17	0:57:19
Man, shut...the fuck...up!	0:57:19	0:57:22
There's no cure, you know. Only control. Lifelong condition.	0:57:22	0:57:26
Being an asshole's a lifelong condition, too.	0:57:26	0:57:29
Just drop the fuckin' tools.	0:57:29	0:57:31
I'm not complaining. I did meet Mountain Girl.	0:57:31	0:57:33
Get in the fuckin' hole!	0:57:33	0:57:35
Oh! HE LAUGHS BREATHLESSLY	0:57:36	0:57:38
Marvellous. Marvellous! This way, gentlemen!	0:57:38	0:57:41
Oh, excellent! Excellent.	0:57:41	0:57:44
Flawless. Flawless. Thumbs up.	0:57:44	0:57:46
Can't stop shitting.	0:57:50	0:57:52
Can't stop talkin' about shitting.	0:57:52	0:57:54
Gentlemen, to we few,	0:57:58	0:58:00
we who have shared each other's company,	0:58:00	0:58:03
each other's cares, each other's joys,	0:58:03	0:58:05
and who shall reap the fruits of our communal efforts shoulder to shoulder	0:58:05	0:58:09
from each according to his abilities, so forth and whatnot,	0:58:09	0:58:12
we have had our little differences along the way,	0:58:12	0:58:14
but I'd like to think they only made us value one another all the more,	0:58:14	0:58:19
each of us coming to appreciate the other's qualities and potencies,	0:58:19	0:58:23
and, mmn, yes...	0:58:23	0:58:25
foibles.	0:58:25	0:58:27
I suggest that we shall look back upon this little caper one day,	0:58:27	0:58:32
one distant day,	0:58:32	0:58:34
aah... grandchildren dandled upon our knee,	0:58:34	0:58:38
and perhaps a tear will form,	0:58:38	0:58:42
and we shall say, "Well...with wit and grit	0:58:42	0:58:46
"and no small amount of courage,	0:58:46	0:58:48
"we accomplished something on that day."	0:58:48	0:58:53
"A feat of derring-do, an enterprise not ignoble."	0:58:53	0:58:58
We merry band,	0:58:58	0:59:00
unbound by the constraints of society	0:59:00	0:59:03
and the prejudices of the common ruck.	0:59:03	0:59:07
HE INHALES DEEPLY We happy few.	0:59:07	0:59:09
HE SNORTS EMOTIONALLY Gentlemen, to us!	0:59:10	0:59:12
ALL: To us!	0:59:12	0:59:14
LAUGHTER	0:59:16	0:59:17
HE SNORTS	0:59:17	0:59:19
LAUGHTER FADES	0:59:19	0:59:22
The charge should've gone off already.	0:59:22	0:59:24
Ah! I do beg your pardon?	0:59:24	0:59:26
The charge to collapse the tunnel. I set it for eight minutes.	0:59:26	0:59:30
Well, that much time and...	0:59:30	0:59:32
more has certainly elapsed.	0:59:32	0:59:34
I need not remind you, it is of the essence of this plan	0:59:37	0:59:41
that the money should appear to have vanished,	0:59:41	0:59:43
-spirited away, as it were, by ghosts. -Of course.	0:59:43	0:59:46
The conundrum of the undisturbed yet empty vault.	0:59:46	0:59:48
The riddle of the sealed yet violated sanctum	0:59:48	0:59:51
is of the utmost importance,	0:59:51	0:59:52
not only to make our caper more intellectually satisfying,	0:59:52	0:59:56
it is exigent as a matter of practical fact.	0:59:56	0:59:58
I remind you that if any tunnel is ever found	0:59:58	1:00:02
leading to this house...	1:00:02	1:00:04
..the owner knows...	1:00:05	1:00:07
all your names.	1:00:07	1:00:09
HIP-HOP BEAT HEARD FAINTLY	1:00:23	1:00:26
GROWLING AND RUMBLING	1:00:35	1:00:37
GROANS	1:00:37	1:00:39
MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY	1:00:39	1:00:41
HE BREATHES LABOUREDLY	1:00:44	1:00:47
HIGH-PITCHED BEEPING	1:00:53	1:00:55
BEEPS MONOTONOUSLY	1:00:55	1:00:58
LOW-PITCHED RUMBLING	1:01:22	1:01:25
You just fart?	1:01:42	1:01:45
-HE CHUCKLES -No!	1:01:45	1:01:47
HE LAUGHS WEAKLY	1:01:47	1:01:50
No, no, I'm fine.	1:01:57	1:01:59
Perfectly all right. Not a problem.	1:01:59	1:02:01
There's no hole left!	1:02:01	1:02:04
Professor!	1:02:04	1:02:06
I'm surprised!	1:02:07	1:02:09
Well, er, properly speaking, madam,	1:02:09	1:02:13
we are surprised, you are...	1:02:13	1:02:15
taken aback. HE CHUCKLES	1:02:15	1:02:17
I do acknowledge that the sense that you intend	1:02:17	1:02:20
is gaining increasing currency through its use, yes.	1:02:20	1:02:24
You have returned from your devotions betimes.	1:02:24	1:02:28
I had to make tea.	1:02:28	1:02:29
I want to talk to you, Professor, so don't you be leavin'!	1:02:29	1:02:33
And you!	1:02:33	1:02:35
I told you I don't want any smokin' in this house!	1:02:35	1:02:39
DOORBELL RINGS	1:02:39	1:02:41
ALL GREET ENTHUSIASTICALLY	1:02:48	1:02:52
EXCITABLE VOICES DRIFT DOWN	1:02:57	1:02:59
Tea ladies.	1:03:05	1:03:08
DOOR OPENS	1:03:12	1:03:14
I don't know what you boys been up to,	1:03:19	1:03:21
but I know mischief when I see it.	1:03:21	1:03:24
I want an explanation, but first,	1:03:24	1:03:26
get your fannies up here with your instruments.	1:03:26	1:03:29
I been telling the ladies about your music	1:03:29	1:03:31
and they wanna hear you play.	1:03:31	1:03:34
Professor?	1:03:48	1:03:50
Yes, Lump?	1:03:50	1:03:52
I can't really play the buttsack.	1:03:52	1:03:56
CHATTER CEASES	1:03:57	1:03:59
Madam, or, rather, mesdames,	1:03:59	1:04:03
accept our apologies for not being able to perform,	1:04:03	1:04:06
for, as you see, we are short-handed.	1:04:06	1:04:08
Gawain is still at work,	1:04:08	1:04:10
and we could no more play with one part tacit	1:04:10	1:04:13
than a horse could canter shy one leg.	1:04:13	1:04:17
Perhaps I could offer,	1:04:20	1:04:23
as a poor but ready substitute,	1:04:23	1:04:26
a brief poetic recital.	1:04:26	1:04:29
Though I do not pretend to any great oratorical skills...	1:04:29	1:04:34
HE CHUCKLES BREATHLESSLY ..I would be happy to present,	1:04:34	1:04:37
with your ladies' permission,	1:04:37	1:04:40
verse from the unquiet mind	1:04:40	1:04:42
of Mr Edgar Allan Poe.	1:04:42	1:04:45
Ladies...	1:04:51	1:04:54
Thy beauty is to me...	1:04:54	1:04:57
Like those Nicean barks of yore	1:04:57	1:05:01
That gently, o'er a perfumed sea	1:05:01	1:05:05
The weary, way-worn wanderer bore	1:05:05	1:05:09
To his own native shore.	1:05:09	1:05:12
ALL MURMUR: Ah!	1:05:12	1:05:14
My, my, my...	1:05:14	1:05:15
On desperate seas	1:05:15	1:05:18
Long wont to roam	1:05:18	1:05:21
Thy hyacinth hair	1:05:21	1:05:24
Thy classic face	1:05:24	1:05:27
Thy Naiad airs have brought me home	1:05:27	1:05:31
To the glory that was Greece	1:05:31	1:05:34
And the grandeur...that was Rome.	1:05:34	1:05:38
-Glory Hallelujah. -ALL MURMUR: Amen. Glory.	1:05:38	1:05:41
FRONT DOOR OPENS ALL CONTINUE TO MURMUR	1:05:41	1:05:44
MURMURS SLOWLY CEASE	1:05:44	1:05:47
Huh?	1:05:48	1:05:49
Bye-bye, ladies. It was my pleasure.	1:05:49	1:05:52
ALL CHATTER AT ONCE	1:05:52	1:05:54
Thank you, ma'am. Such a pleasure.	1:05:54	1:05:57
Safe home. Safe home. LADIES CHUCKLE	1:05:57	1:06:00
-Now I wanna know what's goin' on. -Oh, indeed! Indeed!	1:06:00	1:06:03
The thirst for knowledge is a very commendable thing.	1:06:03	1:06:06
Though, I do believe when you hear the explanation,	1:06:06	1:06:10
you shall laugh riotously, slapping your knee,	1:06:10	1:06:13
and perhaps even wiping away a giddy tear,	1:06:13	1:06:16
relieved of your former concern.	1:06:16	1:06:19
Lump here is an avid collector of Indian arrowheads,	1:06:19	1:06:22
and, having found one simply lying on your cellar floor,	1:06:22	1:06:26
a particularly rare artefact	1:06:26	1:06:28
-of the Natchez tribe... -W-What?	1:06:28	1:06:30
..he enlisted the ensemble in an all-out effort	1:06:30	1:06:32
to sift through the subsoil in search of others.	1:06:32	1:06:36
Apparently, in doing so, we hit a mother lode of natural gas.	1:06:36	1:06:39
I became acutely aware of the smell of "rotten eggs".	1:06:39	1:06:43
And it was just at this inopportune moment that the General	1:06:43	1:06:48
violated the cardinal rule of this house	1:06:48	1:06:50
and lit himself...a cigarette.	1:06:50	1:06:54
So sorry.	1:06:54	1:06:56
Well, what about all that money?	1:06:58	1:07:01
Ah...	1:07:01	1:07:03
the money.	1:07:03	1:07:05
Well, the money is Mr Pancake's.	1:07:05	1:07:07
-That's right. -Who only just remortgaged his home	1:07:07	1:07:11
in order to raise the money for a surgical procedure	1:07:11	1:07:14
to correct the wandering eye of his common-law wife, Mountain Water,	1:07:14	1:07:17
who suffers from astigmia strabismus and a general...	1:07:17	1:07:22
..curdling of the...vitreous jelly.	1:07:22	1:07:25
Mr Pancake is an ardent foe... HE CHUCKLES	1:07:25	1:07:28
..of the Federal Reserve,	1:07:28	1:07:30
and is one of those eccentrics one reads about	1:07:30	1:07:33
hoarding his entire life savings, in Mr Pancake's case,	1:07:33	1:07:36
in a Hefty bag that is his constant companion.	1:07:36	1:07:40
A steel sack.	1:07:41	1:07:44
Don't trust the banks. Never have.	1:07:44	1:07:47
Uh-uh. Don't smell right to me. I'm calling Sheriff Wyner.	1:07:54	1:07:58
Madam! Madam, please!	1:07:58	1:08:01
Madam, no, no, I beg of y...	1:08:01	1:08:03
Yes! Yes! It is a lie!	1:08:03	1:08:05
It is a fantastic tale! You have us dead to rights.	1:08:05	1:08:08
But, madam, please, allow me to tell you the truth.	1:08:08	1:08:12
In private.	1:08:12	1:08:14
Madam...	1:08:17	1:08:19
Madam, we are not musicians...	1:08:22	1:08:25
..of the late Renaissance.	1:08:25	1:08:28
-Nor of the early, nor mid period. -Mmn-hmm.	1:08:28	1:08:31
We are, in fact...	1:08:31	1:08:34
..criminals.	1:08:36	1:08:38
Desperate men, Mrs Munson.	1:08:38	1:08:40
We have... HE INHALES DEEPLY	1:08:40	1:08:43
..tunnelled into the nearby offices of the Bandit Queen gambling emporium	1:08:43	1:08:48
and relieved it of its treasure.	1:08:48	1:08:51
-Lord have mercy! -It is true.	1:08:51	1:08:53
The Bandit Queen is a den of iniquity,	1:08:53	1:08:56
a painted harlot, luring people into sin	1:08:56	1:08:59
by exciting the vice of greed with her promise of easy winnings.	1:08:59	1:09:03
Her gains are ill-gotten.	1:09:03	1:09:06
But... HE SIGHS	1:09:06	1:09:09
I offer no excuses...	1:09:09	1:09:11
save one.	1:09:11	1:09:14
We men have each pledged one half of our share of the booty	1:09:14	1:09:18
to a charitable institution.	1:09:18	1:09:20
In compensation for use of your home,	1:09:20	1:09:23
we had planned to donate a full share	1:09:23	1:09:26
to Bob Jones University,	1:09:26	1:09:29
without burdening you with guilty knowledge by informing you.	1:09:29	1:09:34
But now you have wrested the information from me.	1:09:34	1:09:36
HE CHUCKLES BREATHLESSLY There you have it!	1:09:36	1:09:38
It is on your table, Mrs Munson.	1:09:38	1:09:41
The "awful truth".	1:09:41	1:09:44
Stolen money.	1:09:44	1:09:46
But find the victim, Mrs Munson. I challenge you.	1:09:46	1:09:51
Even the casino itself, that riparian Gomorrah,	1:09:51	1:09:53
shall suffer no harm.	1:09:53	1:09:55
It has an insurance company -	1:09:55	1:09:58
a financial behemoth	1:09:58	1:10:00
that will cheerfully replenish its depleted vaults.	1:10:00	1:10:04
That is its function!	1:10:04	1:10:05
That insurance company has tens and tens of thousands of policy holders.	1:10:05	1:10:10
We have done the calculations,	1:10:10	1:10:12
so that at the end of the day, at the final reckoning,	1:10:12	1:10:16
each one of those policy holders shall have contributed one penny,	1:10:16	1:10:21
one single, solitary cent,	1:10:21	1:10:24
to the satisfaction of this claim.	1:10:24	1:10:27
-One penny? -One penny.	1:10:27	1:10:29
Think of it, Mrs Munson,	1:10:29	1:10:31
one penny from those thousands upon thousands of people,	1:10:31	1:10:35
so that Bob Jones University	1:10:35	1:10:38
can continue on its mission.	1:10:38	1:10:42
I have no doubt that were those policy holders made aware	1:10:42	1:10:44
of the existence of that august institution,	1:10:44	1:10:46
each and every one would have volunteered some token amount	1:10:46	1:10:50
for the furtherance of its aims.	1:10:50	1:10:52
Well, that's probably true!	1:10:52	1:10:54
Sadly...	1:10:54	1:10:56
the criminal stain is upon my soul.	1:10:56	1:11:00
But the benefit shall accrue to any number of worthy causes,	1:11:00	1:11:05
as long, that is, as the secret...	1:11:05	1:11:07
stays with us.	1:11:07	1:11:10
-Well... -SHE BREATHES DEEPLY	1:11:13	1:11:16
I can't hardly see the harm in it.	1:11:16	1:11:20
One penny?	1:11:21	1:11:22
-I'm sorry. -Excuse me?	1:11:34	1:11:36
I'm sorry, it's wrong.	1:11:36	1:11:38
-Don't be leadin' me into temptation. -Madam...	1:11:38	1:11:40
I'm sorry. It's just plain wrong.	1:11:40	1:11:42
-Stealing. -Madam...	1:11:42	1:11:44
-I know your intentions was good. -They weren't!	1:11:44	1:11:46
I won't call the police if you return the money	1:11:46	1:11:49
and y'all go to church on Sunday.	1:11:49	1:11:51
And engage in divine worship?!	1:11:51	1:11:54
I've made up my mind.	1:11:56	1:11:58
You can double talk all you want.	1:11:58	1:12:01
It's church or the county jail. Think it over.	1:12:01	1:12:05
I gotta feed the cat.	1:12:05	1:12:08
HE PLUCKS DESPONDENTLY	1:12:16	1:12:19
Motherfuck!	1:12:24	1:12:26
Yes. Unfortunately, Mrs Munson has rather complicated the situation.	1:12:26	1:12:31
I know how to decomplicate it.	1:12:31	1:12:33
Bust a cap in the old bitch's head. Simple.	1:12:33	1:12:36
Not easy to do.	1:12:41	1:12:43
For many reasons. Practical ones.	1:12:43	1:12:46
Quiet neighbourhood. Sleepy town. Reasons of moral repugnance.	1:12:46	1:12:50
A harmless woman, a deed conceived and executed in cold blood.	1:12:50	1:12:54
No, no, Gawain. Would that it were simple.	1:12:54	1:12:58
Fuck! We gonna give the money back and go to church?	1:12:58	1:13:01
PLUCKS OFF-KEY I shudder and I quake.	1:13:01	1:13:06
You, sir, are a Buddhist.	1:13:06	1:13:09
Is there not a "middle way"?	1:13:09	1:13:11
GRUNTS CONTEMPLATIVELY	1:13:11	1:13:14
Must float like a leaf on the river of life...	1:13:16	1:13:20
..and kill old lady.	1:13:22	1:13:24
Yes, yes, I suppose you are right.	1:13:26	1:13:30
It is the active nature of the crime, though, that so abhors -	1:13:30	1:13:33
the squeezing of the trigger, the plunging of the knife, it...	1:13:33	1:13:38
But...let us think a moment.	1:13:38	1:13:41
What other tools do we have at hand?	1:13:41	1:13:44
We have the cellar.	1:13:44	1:13:46
We have the cavity.	1:13:46	1:13:48
We have masonry and trowel.	1:13:48	1:13:53
Perhaps we could simply...	1:13:53	1:13:57
-immure her. -Sure. Easiest thing in the world!	1:13:57	1:14:00
I can whip up some mortar in a snow saucer,	1:14:00	1:14:03
lay the bricks, anchor in chains. Mountain can outsource the manacles.	1:14:03	1:14:07
Ah, gentlemen, we delude ourselves.	1:14:07	1:14:10
No, shortest and painless is best.	1:14:10	1:14:14
Gawain's gun,	1:14:14	1:14:17
retort muffled by a pillow,	1:14:17	1:14:20
into the brain.	1:14:20	1:14:21
HE CLAPS The affair of an instant.	1:14:21	1:14:24
The only question is,	1:14:24	1:14:26
who wields the weapon?	1:14:26	1:14:29
I believe it is traditional in such circumstances to...	1:14:29	1:14:33
-draw straws. -Fair enough.	1:14:33	1:14:36
Here you go, Lump.	1:14:36	1:14:37
I'm thinking, though, that, er... since I lost a finger,	1:14:38	1:14:42
and I mean literally lost it, cos of that fucking cat,	1:14:42	1:14:46
maybe I should be excused from this thing.	1:14:46	1:14:49
Hard for me to squeeze a trigger, anyway.	1:14:49	1:14:51
You one whiny motherfucker.	1:14:51	1:14:53
I'll squeeze your fuckin' nutsack, you keep that bullshit up.	1:14:53	1:14:56
-Shut up, punk! -I'll kick your goddamn ass!	1:14:56	1:14:59
Gentlemen! No special pleading. No exceptions.	1:14:59	1:15:02
It is of the nature of the situation we would all prefer to be excused.	1:15:02	1:15:06
Well, OK. It was just a trial balloon.	1:15:07	1:15:09
Er...	1:15:30	1:15:31
HE WHIMPERS	1:15:34	1:15:36
HE SIGHS HARD	1:15:36	1:15:38
Long straw. You all see it.	1:15:46	1:15:49
-All that fuss for nothing, punk. -Fuck you!	1:15:49	1:15:52
Motherfuck!	1:16:05	1:16:07
# Lord, I'm in trouble	1:16:07	1:16:10
# Lord, I'm in trouble	1:16:10	1:16:13
# Lord, I'm in trouble all about my soul	1:16:13	1:16:18
# My Lord, but	1:16:18	1:16:21
# When I get up in the kingdom, Lord	1:16:21	1:16:27
# I won't be in trouble no more	1:16:27	1:16:30
# Oh, Lord, I'm in trouble	1:16:30	1:16:34
# Lord, I'm in trouble	1:16:34	1:16:37
# Lord, I'm in trouble. #	1:16:37	1:16:39
TV: 'Would you like a hot cross bun?	1:16:39	1:16:42
-'No! Just an explanation. -Coming up...	1:16:42	1:16:46
'Hi, George. What's going on?	1:16:46	1:16:50
'George! How did they get in here?!'	1:16:50	1:16:53
CANNED LAUGHTER	1:16:53	1:16:55
What you got there, Gawain?	1:16:57	1:16:59
-Why, nothin', Mamma... -Nothin', my ass!	1:16:59	1:17:03
-You got a dog there! -No, Mamma!	1:17:03	1:17:05
A filthy, noisy, little pest of a puppy dog	1:17:05	1:17:08
gonna shit all over the house!	1:17:08	1:17:10
He won't shit in the house! I'll train him!	1:17:10	1:17:13
-I'll train him real good. -I'm gonna train you real good!	1:17:13	1:17:16
Wait till your daddy get home! He gonna lay into you proper!	1:17:16	1:17:20
No, Mamma! Please, Mamma! I love you!	1:17:20	1:17:22
Daddy gonna kick your ass!	1:17:22	1:17:24
Mamma's whuppin' Gawain's ass!	1:17:24	1:17:27
Ain't you gonna use the strap?	1:17:27	1:17:29
I love you, Mamma.... I'm sorry, Mamma. I love you.	1:17:29	1:17:33
I swear I'll wash the dog's ass an' everythin', Mamma.	1:17:33	1:17:37
-HE WEEPS -I'll train him to shit in the toilet, Mamma!	1:17:37	1:17:40
I'll wipe his ass an' everythin'...	1:17:40	1:17:43
What you doin'?	1:17:43	1:17:44
What you doin' with my pillow?	1:17:44	1:17:47
Nothing, ma'am. I just came down to...	1:17:47	1:17:49
-I'm displeased with you! -But...	1:17:49	1:17:51
Fine coloured boy like you,	1:17:51	1:17:52
falling in with that trash downstairs!	1:17:52	1:17:55
Now, I know your mamma taught you better than that!	1:17:55	1:17:59
I can't do it. She reminded me of my mamma.	1:18:02	1:18:06
-Look, man... -Why, this is most irregular.	1:18:06	1:18:09
You motherfuckers draw straws again.	1:18:09	1:18:11
Accept your responsibilities, young man, and shoot that old lady.	1:18:11	1:18:16
Fuck you and your irritated bowel!	1:18:16	1:18:18
-Must shoot. -Easiest thing in the world.	1:18:18	1:18:21
Just pretend her head's a melon, and the gun is a melon baller...	1:18:21	1:18:25
What the fuck are you talking about? A melon baller?	1:18:25	1:18:27
-Look, man, you do it. -This is most irregular.	1:18:27	1:18:30
Now, look, with equal rights comes equal responsibility.	1:18:30	1:18:34
Mr Pancake is correct. We cannot draw straws again.	1:18:34	1:18:37
The exercise loses all credibility if the loser can simply beg off.	1:18:37	1:18:41
Must shoot.	1:18:41	1:18:43
Hey, look, man,	1:18:44	1:18:46
she's just an old coloured lady to you. Come on, man. You do it.	1:18:46	1:18:49
Why, you snivelling little coward.	1:18:49	1:18:53
-What did you say to me? -Snivelling little coward.	1:18:53	1:18:55
Whiny motherfucker.	1:18:55	1:18:57
I'll come up your irritated asshole with this gun	1:18:57	1:19:00
and give you a lead colonic!	1:19:00	1:19:02
Think you scare me, you mewling punk?	1:19:02	1:19:04
You don't scare me. Bull Connor and all his dogs didn't scare me!	1:19:04	1:19:08
Now, be a man.	1:19:08	1:19:10
You fuck! You ain't no fuckin' man!	1:19:10	1:19:14
-Why, this is most... -Be a man!	1:19:14	1:19:16
You ain't no fuckin' man! Fuckin' a 60-year-old with pigtails!	1:19:16	1:19:19
You bastard punk! Mountain Girl is 53!	1:19:19	1:19:23
-She could ride your ass to jelly! -Oh, yeah?!	1:19:23	1:19:26
-Gentlemen! -I'd rather stick my dick in a ham!	1:19:27	1:19:30
GUNSHOT	1:19:30	1:19:32
Oh, my God.	1:19:38	1:19:39
Oh, no!	1:19:39	1:19:41
Oh, my.	1:19:41	1:19:43
I think he's hit.	1:19:43	1:19:46
Oh, no...	1:19:46	1:19:49
I'll just check the carotid artery.	1:19:51	1:19:54
That's a negative.	1:19:58	1:20:00
Is he dead, Professor?	1:20:00	1:20:01
Sure he's dead, Lump. I checked his carotid artery.	1:20:01	1:20:04
Well, this is most irregular.	1:20:04	1:20:07
We shall need a Hefty bag.	1:20:07	1:20:10
GOSPEL MUSIC PLAYS	1:20:11	1:20:13
She's in the kitchen.	1:20:18	1:20:20
You steal out with the carcass	1:20:20	1:20:22
while I dazzle her with conversation.	1:20:22	1:20:24
My dear Mrs Munson,	1:20:29	1:20:32
I have outlined your position with my colleagues,	1:20:32	1:20:36
and I now return to you to render our collective verdict.	1:20:36	1:20:40
-Uh-huh. -There was much spirited discussion	1:20:40	1:20:42
in an atmosphere of frank give and take.	1:20:42	1:20:45
Some were appalled at the idea of returning the money.	1:20:45	1:20:49
Some were more receptive.	1:20:49	1:20:51
I don't care if they was receptive or not!	1:20:51	1:20:53
And that attitude, madam, was a factor in our discussions.	1:20:53	1:20:56
I must say, they were devastated at the prospect	1:20:56	1:21:00
of not being able to contribute to the respective charities.	1:21:00	1:21:02
Well, that is a shame.	1:21:02	1:21:04
Indeed. But at the end of the day, your position prevailed.	1:21:04	1:21:08
So we have decided to return the money, every last cent,	1:21:08	1:21:12
and attend Sunday services,	1:21:12	1:21:14
rather than spend the rest of our days	1:21:14	1:21:16
in the Mississippi Mens' Correctional facility.	1:21:16	1:21:19
Though that was the original preference of some.	1:21:19	1:21:22
FOGHORN BLOWS	1:21:42	1:21:45
You are not assisting with the cadaver.	1:22:00	1:22:03
-Oh, no need. -HE FARTS	1:22:03	1:22:05
Just chucked it off the bridge. Easiest thing in the world.	1:22:05	1:22:07
I'm just cleaning up here.	1:22:07	1:22:09
-DOOR BANGS -Oh, that's them. Back already.	1:22:09	1:22:13
I'll just go dump these in the hearse.	1:22:13	1:22:16
Yeah. Easiest thing in the world.	1:22:16	1:22:19
General!	1:22:35	1:22:37
No extra share, huh?	1:22:37	1:22:40
HE GRUNTS UNCOMFORTABLY	1:22:45	1:22:47
HE SNORTS	1:22:50	1:22:52
-Mountain? -Garth?	1:23:02	1:23:04
HE SNORTS GUTTURALLY	1:23:04	1:23:07
IBS, dear?	1:23:07	1:23:09
# Oh, come...	1:23:13	1:23:17
# Let us go back	1:23:17	1:23:21
# To God	1:23:21	1:23:22
# Go back	1:23:22	1:23:24
# Oh, how long?	1:23:24	1:23:26
# Let's go back to God	1:23:26	1:23:29
-# Let us go back -Let's go back to God	1:23:29	1:23:32
-# Come on... -Let's go back to God... #	1:23:32	1:23:36
Get Garth!	1:23:36	1:23:38
# Oh, come	1:23:38	1:23:39
# Let us go back	1:23:39	1:23:43
# To God	1:23:43	1:23:45
# Go back	1:23:45	1:23:47
# To God. #	1:23:47	1:23:51
Excellent.	1:24:02	1:24:04
I believe, at last, we have the right man for the job.	1:24:04	1:24:08
SHE SNORES LOUDLY	1:24:08	1:24:10
# They crucified	1:24:56	1:25:00
# The saviour	1:25:00	1:25:03
# They crucified	1:25:03	1:25:07
# The saviour	1:25:07	1:25:10
# They crucified	1:25:10	1:25:13
# The saviour	1:25:13	1:25:17
# And nailed him to the cross... #	1:25:17	1:25:21
CUCKOO! CUCKOO!	1:25:28	1:25:30
HE GULPS	1:25:30	1:25:32
# And ascended in a cloud	1:25:32	1:25:34
MUMBLES	1:25:34	1:25:36
# And ascended in a cloud	1:25:37	1:25:41
# And ascended in a cloud... #	1:25:41	1:25:44
MEOWS ANGRILY	1:25:44	1:25:45
# And ascended in a cloud	1:25:51	1:25:54
# And ascended in a cloud	1:25:54	1:25:56
# And ascended in a cloud	1:25:56	1:25:58
# And ascended in a cloud	1:25:58	1:26:00
# And ascended in a cloud	1:26:00	1:26:03
# And ascended in a cloud. #	1:26:03	1:26:07
The old woman...	1:26:08	1:26:10
is a more formidable antagonist than one had imagined.	1:26:10	1:26:14
FOGHORN BLOWS	1:26:14	1:26:17
Now, Lump...	1:26:35	1:26:38
it falls to you to finish the job.	1:26:38	1:26:41
The...comedy must end.	1:26:43	1:26:45
You know, I-I've been doing some thinking, Professor.	1:26:45	1:26:50
-Oh, dear. -Maybe we should be going to church...	1:26:50	1:26:55
Oh, dear Lump, I feared those would be your words.	1:26:55	1:26:58
I appreciate your giving the matter the benefit of your thought,	1:26:58	1:27:02
but recall, dear boy, our respective functions in this enterprise.	1:27:02	1:27:06
I am a professor. The professor, as you so often say. The thinker.	1:27:06	1:27:11
Trained in the arts of cogitation.	1:27:11	1:27:13
You are the goon, the hooligan, the dumb brute,	1:27:13	1:27:16
whose actions must be directed by a higher intelligence.	1:27:16	1:27:19
-I know, but... -No buts!	1:27:19	1:27:21
Do not repeat the error of thinking. Now is the moment of praxis.	1:27:21	1:27:26
Now, Lump, you must act.	1:27:26	1:27:29
But I can't do it, Professor.	1:27:32	1:27:34
A nice old lady like that.	1:27:34	1:27:36
Think of the riches you and I alone shall divide.	1:27:36	1:27:39
-I know, but... -And if you decline to act,	1:27:39	1:27:42
thus forcing me to do so,	1:27:42	1:27:44
you have no entitlement to the money.	1:27:44	1:27:46
Your offices shall have been nugatory.	1:27:46	1:27:50
You mean, you're gonna kill her?	1:27:50	1:27:53
Of course, yes. My hand shall be forced.	1:27:53	1:27:57
I can't allow you to do that, Professor.	1:27:57	1:28:00
HE CHUCKLES BREATHLESSLY You...	1:28:02	1:28:05
-Allow? -Mmn-hmn.	1:28:05	1:28:08
Not allow?!	1:28:08	1:28:10
Mmn-hmm.	1:28:10	1:28:12
What presumption!	1:28:12	1:28:15
You...stupid boy!	1:28:15	1:28:17
You very...	1:28:17	1:28:19
..very, extremely stupid boy.	1:28:20	1:28:23
Oh, yeah?	1:28:23	1:28:25
Who looks stupid now?	1:28:25	1:28:28
GUN CLICKS	1:28:28	1:28:31
FOGHORN BLOWS	1:28:31	1:28:34
No bullets?	1:28:36	1:28:37
Praxis...	1:28:44	1:28:46
had to be thus.	1:28:46	1:28:49
Lo, in yon brilliant window niche	1:28:50	1:28:54
How statuelike I see thee stand.	1:28:54	1:28:57
HE GASPS A raven!	1:29:01	1:29:03
HE CHUCKLES	1:29:03	1:29:06
CAWS	1:29:06	1:29:09
FOGHORN BLOWS	1:29:09	1:29:11
The agate lamp within thy hand.	1:29:13	1:29:16
Ah, Psyche,	1:29:16	1:29:19
from the regions which...	1:29:19	1:29:23
are holy land.	1:29:23	1:29:26
CAWS	1:29:26	1:29:27
RIPPING	1:29:39	1:29:41
Huh?	1:30:19	1:30:20
Uh-huh.	1:30:26	1:30:27
Professor?	1:30:30	1:30:32
Mmn-mmn-mmn.	1:30:35	1:30:37
Couldn't face the music.	1:30:37	1:30:39
-We don't know what to do. -< I'll check that. -Tried that, too.	1:30:45	1:30:48
-HE STAMMERS -Oh, er...	1:30:48	1:30:51
Er, Mrs Munson?	1:30:51	1:30:52
Gotta make a statement, Sheriff...	1:30:52	1:30:55
Ma'am, could it wait? We're kinda busy today.	1:30:55	1:30:57
Well, I suppose it could wait,	1:30:57	1:30:59
but it's about that casino money.	1:30:59	1:31:02
Let me call you back.	1:31:04	1:31:06
-You know something about it? -Something? Everything!	1:31:06	1:31:09
-I got it at home. -You got what at home?	1:31:09	1:31:12
The money! 1.6m.	1:31:12	1:31:15
-It's down in my root cellar. -How'd it get there, Marva?	1:31:15	1:31:18
A bunch of desperate men stole it and put it there.	1:31:18	1:31:21
See, they was musicians	1:31:21	1:31:23
of the Renaissance period.	1:31:23	1:31:25
Turned out they really couldn't play.	1:31:25	1:31:27
But they could recite poems that'd break your heart.	1:31:27	1:31:31
The ringleader spoke in dead tongues.	1:31:31	1:31:34
-Does he now? -I tried to get you to see him.	1:31:34	1:31:37
-That night. -Yes, ma'am.	1:31:37	1:31:39
-I had to holler at him about stealin' all that money. -Mmn-hmn.	1:31:39	1:31:42
I guess I made 'em feel real bad,	1:31:42	1:31:44
cos they just picked up and left without taking the money!	1:31:44	1:31:49
And they let Pickles out!	1:31:49	1:31:51
-HE GROANS -So, you want us to come fetch him?	1:31:51	1:31:54
Oh, no, no. He's back.	1:31:54	1:31:56
-What you want me to do with the money? -Wh...?	1:31:56	1:31:59
You keep it!	1:32:03	1:32:05
Why don't you keep it?	1:32:05	1:32:07
Keep it?	1:32:07	1:32:09
Go on, keep it, Miss Marva.	1:32:09	1:32:11
Well...	1:32:13	1:32:16
It is just a penny off of everybody's policy.	1:32:16	1:32:21
Could...?	1:32:24	1:32:26
-You don't suppose I could...? -Yes, ma'am?	1:32:27	1:32:29
Could I just give it all to Bob Jones University?	1:32:31	1:32:35
Yeah!	1:32:41	1:32:43
That'd be nice.	1:32:43	1:32:45
Give it all to 'em!	1:32:45	1:32:47
That's a good idea!	1:32:47	1:32:49
As long as everybody knows.	1:32:56	1:32:59
# My Lord	1:33:00	1:33:02
# He's done just what he said... #	1:33:02	1:33:05
How you doin'?	1:33:05	1:33:07
# ..Let your light From the lighthouse	1:33:07	1:33:09
# Shine on me... #	1:33:09	1:33:11
SHE LAUGHS HAPPILY	1:33:11	1:33:14
-SHE GASPS -Pickles!	1:33:16	1:33:18
Oh, Lord! Pickles!	1:33:18	1:33:20
# Shine on	1:33:20	1:33:22
# Let it shine on	1:33:22	1:33:25
# Let it shine on	1:33:25	1:33:28
# Let your light	1:33:28	1:33:30
# From the lighthouse	1:33:30	1:33:32
# Shine on me	1:33:32	1:33:34
# Shine on	1:33:34	1:33:36
# Let it shine on	1:33:36	1:33:39
# Let your light	1:33:39	1:33:41
# From the lighthouse	1:33:41	1:33:43
# Shine on	1:33:43	1:33:45
# I know I've got religion	1:33:45	1:33:48
# And I ain't ashamed	1:33:48	1:33:50
# Let your light	1:33:50	1:33:51
# From the lighthouse	1:33:51	1:33:54
# Shine on me	1:33:54	1:33:56
# Angels in heaven	1:33:56	1:33:58
# Done wrote my name	1:33:58	1:34:01
# Let your light	1:34:01	1:34:02
# From the lighthouse	1:34:02	1:34:04
# Shine on	1:34:04	1:34:06
# Let it shine on	1:34:06	1:34:09
# Let it shine on	1:34:09	1:34:12
# Let your light from the lighthouse	1:34:12	1:34:15
# Shine on me	1:34:15	1:34:17
# Shine on	1:34:17	1:34:19
# Oh, let it shine on	1:34:19	1:34:22
# Let your light from the lighthouse	1:34:22	1:34:25
# Shine on me...	1:34:25	1:34:27
-# Go, man, go! -Shine on	1:34:35	1:34:39
-# All night long -Shine on	1:34:39	1:34:41
# Shine, shine, shine...	1:34:41	1:34:44
-# You got to feel it -Shine on	1:34:52	1:34:56
-# In your heart -Shine on	1:34:56	1:34:59
-# You got to feel it -Shine on	1:34:59	1:35:01
-# In your soul -Shine on	1:35:01	1:35:03
-# You got to take His hand -Shine on... #	1:35:03	1:35:06

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