Herbie Goes Bananas

Pete, you sure this is the place?

You saw the letter. This is the place.

Isn't it a bit funny your uncle GIVING you a race car?

Sentimental reasons.

Is a cracked block a sentimental reason?

All we need is the storage fee. And you got the money.

I got the money.

All finished.

Shine?

No, thanks.

You want conducted tour of Puerto Vallarta?

Show you plenty good time.

Whaddya think, Pete?

It's not in the budget. No thanks.

Where you want to go? Paco show you. Free...on house.

"Talder...mecanico. Avenida..."

Cardinas. No problem, I show you.

I like Americans. Americans very smart people.

-Some day,

-I

-go to America.

When you do, look up Pete Stancheck.

He'll put you up and show you the best ice cream in town.

That sounds good!

See down there? Avenue Cardinas.

Turn left, go two blocks, you find mecanico.

Thanks.

De nada - anytime.

Welcome to Puerto Vallarta.

Gracias!

See you later, alligator.

Cute kid, know what I mean?

Well-mannered, didn't have his hand out.

An endangered species.

-<

-That light area - right around 4 o'clock.

I can see it.

And you say this is Inca?

You're the expert, tell me.

Did anyone else spot this?

They were looking for oil.

And where is this?

In the jungles...South America.

Mr Shepard, nothing's gained by playing games.

-This could be an undiscovered Inca city.

->

And you know what that means? Pre-Colombian artefacts.

And gold, Mr Prindle.

And what do you want?

Cash and plenty of it.

They'll throw away the key if they find us stealing this.

It's national treasure or something.

Is there another print of this?

That's it.

Gentlemen...

..we're in business.

There must be a mistake. >

No, senores, this is not a mistake. >

This IS Senor Douglas's car.

You're saying this thing won the Monte Carlo Grand Prix?

That's what Senor Douglas said.

He said he would have won the Baja race too but his girlfriend...

..did not make the curve.

Herbie, he see it, he stop.

-He no finish the race.

->

Senor Douglas say, "It's here."

Let's turn it over.

La llave, senor.

ENGINE STARTS

OK, so it runs.

Let's take it. If nothing else, it's transport home.

Senor?

Si, senor?

Mind if we take it round the block first?

OK, senor.

Cute kid, huh? Doesn't have his hand out(?)

He doesn't have his hand out because it's in your pocket. Check that side.

See if you can find us a taxi.

I'll get you a taxi, senor.

Get lost, kid.

Taxi!

All right, 12 o'clock, the National Hotel bar.

< I'll be there.

Carry your bags, senor?

Move along, sonny.

I carry your bags very cheap.

Put the bags down!

Hey kid, come on! Get away from me, will ya?

-<

-Taxi!

Very sorry, senores. Please you forgive me.

He said he liked Americans, he put his arms around us...

Then took us to the cleaners.

Never mind re-enacting the crime, just look for the little...! There!

See that grubby little foot behind that box?

A cold beer says it's attached to Paco the dip.

Come back here, you little bandit!

-We need that worse than you do!

->

Don't scare him. Talk to him nicely.

SHOUTS IN SPANISH

Buenos dias!

-I'm sorry, lady, we're looking for a kid.

->

Did you see a kid? I'm sorry.

Me too, lady.

You look that way.

What took you so long?

It's not easy in this town.

Mr Prindle, if you want to contact me before, you can use this number.

My wallet's gone!

Maybe you left it in the room.

It was that crummy little kid!

Buenos dias.

I don't know, he must've skipped town.

-<

-Oh, no, he didn't!

This time we sack him. You take him low, I'll take him high.

Oh, no, you don't!

Is that yours?

No!

Is it ours?

Si.

Grab loose of that.

Nah, looks like all he got.

I'll take over, dipstick. I ought to tan your bottom!

# Oh, I got money! #

Look, there he is!

Hold it, kid!

Hold it, kid!

Wait!

Why? What we want's in that mailbox.

Let's get the kid first. Just in case.

Somebody stop that boy!

He's over here, come on!

-Look over here!

->

SPEAKS IN SPANISH

ENQUIRES IN SPANISH

SPEAKS IN SPANISH

< BEEP, BEEP!

Well, like you said - transport(!)

Let's close the deal and get outta here.

There he is! In the car!

You planning to sleep in jail, lead-foot?

I'm not doing anything!

Maybe this bug DID win the Grand Prix!

We got ourselves a race car!

-Is that yours, senor?

-Yes, that's it, Officer. Thank you.

Something missing, senor?

No, no, everything's fine. It's all here.

We will continue to look for the boy and the car.

Thank you, Officer, we'll er... catch up with you.

The film's gone.

Why would the kid take it?

I don't know. We gotta get it back. I'll never get another one.

Steady, boys, steady.

That's the car that'll win the Grand Premio of Brazil.

Something's weird about that car, DJ.

I know. It's dynamite!

It'll blow the doors off anything in the race.

'The Sun Princess will depart in 40 minutes.'

We blew it.

The car's on the ship. The boy's on the ship.

The thing's going to Rio.

Its first stop is Panama. When it gets there, we'll be waiting.

The booty was taken aboard the man-o-war and the enemy vessel scuttled.

The women were then turned over to the crew.

The select ones going to the officers.

< The wenches were escorted below and believe me, there was no poetry or "by your leave".

< Each captive seaman was then given...

one hundred lashes with the cat.

< Spread-eagled on the rigging.

My dear Captain Blythe...

They didn't last long in those latitudes, I can tell you!

In no time at all, they were bloated carrion for birds of prey.

Yah!

Do have some green turtle soup, Mrs Perkiss.

It's the chef's specialty. >

They'd no sooner broken out the grog than the Spanish Armada was closing on them.

Everything looks so tempting.

Yes, doesn't it?

..as they clambered aboard.

It was parry and thrust, thrust and parry.

Permit me.

Thank you.

Anyone else?

Where was I?

The deck was awash with blood.

What are you going to have?

I think I'll have that captain on a bed of roses.

Aunt Louise, you're incorrigible.

I know, and I've never regretted a moment of it.

Right this way, gentlemen.

Goodness, what a pleasant surprise!

Two handsome young men as our dining companions.

I'm Louise Trent.

David Johns.

Pete Stancheck.

Pete! This is my niece, Melissa.

-<

-Sit down, sit down!

Just lucky, I guess.

You gentlemen going to Rio?

Not exactly, ma'am.

I was telling Melissa, Rio is a city of romance.

To get the most out of it, you must...share it....

-<

-Wasn't I, Melissa?

Aunt Louise!

I won't have much time for that sort of thing.

I'll be copying material for my doctorate.

You're gonna be a doctor?

Yes, of Latin American cultures.

Celery? (Cool the doctor bit.)

So what does take you to Rio?

We're entering our car in the Brazil Grand Premio.

Pete handles the wheel, the rest of it is my lookout.

You're a race driver?

Yes.

Isn't that fascinating?

I just love race cars, don't you, Melissa?

Not really.

Well, hungry?

SINGS IN ITALIAN

PHONE RINGS

TALKS IN ITALIAN

-I checked the pressure 5 minutes ago. Everything is fine,

->

-Number one, OK.

->

-Yes, I know how Captain Blythe is.

->

-But I tell you the dial is right on the nose.

->

MUTTERS IN ITALIAN

Who take my chicken?

CHOMPING

You think you can steal Armando's dinner and get away with it?

OK, open up!

Open up, little car!

No car's gonna eat my dinner. Open up, I tell you!

This is the Number One hold. Some of your cargo is broke loose.

Send your offwatch down here, fast, real fast!

Si.

What's going on?

No driver!

Better notify Captain Blythe.

Shhh! All right, men, spread out and be careful.

Psst!

NOW!

And I'm to believe that this car ate your chicken dinner?

And then he spit out the bones.

Who is this?!

Wiper, third class, Armando Moccia, sir.

Do you know the penalty for drinking on duty, wiper, third class?

Oh, Capitan, Armando no touch one drop.

The car eat my apple. I know this because I hear with my own ears.

Muncha, muncha, munch!

Muncha, muncha, munch?!

Know what I'm going to do with your ears?

Where is the car now?

Went for a drive after dinner.

Oh! And was it smoking a cigar and drinking a brandy(?)

The perpetrator of this jest will receive 50 lashes before ship's company and be set adrift...!

Perhaps you'll be good enough to tell me about your grandson another time.

Wiper, third class, Armando Moccia?

Aye, aye, sir.

CRASH!

OK, men, get the blocks and make it good.

Capitano...muncha, muncha, muncha, si.

Now, how did you want to handle that?

What do you mean - pay for it?

Or did you plan to re-assemble the stemware yourselves?

It's not our responsibility.

I'm your captain, judge and jury! I decide what's your responsibility!

Captain!

The, er...

..cargo manifest states clearly that you, Peter Stancheck are the owner of the car.

You are the consignor and the consignee.

Your car did the damage, ergo...?

But Pete wasn't driving.

STOW IT!

I have been advised by our PR department to waive all charges of kidnapping...

..and smuggling illegal aliens into a foreign country.

Where is that kid?

In the storeroom.

Where he will remain until we reach Panama.

Then he will be turned over to the port authorities and returned home.

In the meantime, your car will be impounded until your obligations are met.

Captain!

Gentlemen...

..I do hope you've enjoyed the cruise so far.

-<

-We have a shuffleboard tournament at four bells.

And disco lessons in the lounge at six bells.

Thanks, anyway.

We could write the Captain an IOU and pay him from our race winnings.

Maybe we chalk it up to experience and work our way home.

Maybe Aunt Louise'll bail us out.

You are beautiful dreamer, DJ.

She says she likes cars.

And she's trying to get her niece hooked up.

Yeah?

No!

Wait a minute.

You keep the doc enthralled with your tales of derring-do.

I initiate Aunt Louise into the delights of Formula 1 racing.

I don't like it.

Come on, man! Nothing good comes easy.

Lots of charm. Lots of charm.

This is an exact replica down to the last button...

..of the uniform worn by Nelson when he defeated the Spanish Armada.

It belongs on me.

I love a uniform. It gives a man a certain...

At ease, madam!

Excuse me, I must circulate among the cargo...er, passengers.

As I was saying, it's the thrill of a lifetime

when you see your car streak across that finish line.

You are also part of a technological advancement of the automotive world.

Really?

I wonder where the kids are?

# My heart and my hand...

# I've never seen... #

They seem to be enjoying themselves.

Yeah, they're really hitting it off.

Pete's a great guy. What I call a "beautiful person".

# Your head up in a cloud

# Where you belong

# Please look at me

# If I stay around

# Maybe something good will happen

# Like you'll look into my eyes and realise... #

My kinda racing!

Sorry, that's the third time I've done that.

Who cares? I'm having a great time.

Are you really?

Yeah.

Usually when we race it means towing the brute across Texas in August,

looking for a Denny's and bedding down in a fleabag motel.

Now here I am...

..soft lights, sweet music...

..a pretty girl.

You don't really have to say those things.

I know that.

You're different from other girls I've known.

I can well imagine.

No, no, it's a compliment.

You don't giggle when there's nothing funny.

You listen when I talk. A man looks a long way for a girl like that.

# And maybe then our fingers touch... #

You ARE pretty, Melissa.

# And you'll thrill me oh, so much

# A lovely dream that's meant to be

# If you would give

# One look...at...me. #

This is it.

I just want to thank you for this evening.

I really enjoyed myself.

Me, too.

Well...good night.

-Melissa?

->

This is the pits!

Did something go wrong?

We went wrong when we got into this.

-I don't like playing games with people.

-Come on, just two more days.

I already got the money.

Aunt Louise gave me a cheque. We got the car outta hock.

And get this, kiddo, she is going to sponsor us.

We name it, she buys it - no limit!

You just keep makin' like Burt Reynolds.

So that's the deal!

I sort of read it between the lines.

The important thing is we're back in the running.

Nothing's gonna stop us now.

QUIET BEEP

BEEP, BEEP!

Hi!

Captain sure was mad, wasn't he?

BEEP!

What are they gonna do with you?

BEEP, BEEP, BEEP!

They will send me back with the orphans.

But it's OK. They put me back, I run away again.

Can we be friends?

BEEP!

What's your name?

BEEP, BEEP!

Que?

BEEP, BEEP!

I just call you Ocho. OK?

BEEP, BEEP!

Attaboy, Ocho!

Thanks, Ocho. I'll pay you back.

You'd better go back where you were so you won't get in trouble.

Uh-oh!

There it goes! Don't let it get out of the hold!

Check over by the elevator!

In those days a captain WAS a captain.

And a ship was a ship.

Not a floating carnival.

The only women aboard were dragged there by the scruff of their necks!

Oh, it gives me goosebumps!

Captain was just having a little jest.

I'm only telling it like it was.

Should be.

When you talked about liberation then, you were talking about battles...

nations, empires.

CRASH!

Oh!

Sorry!

But how can a car release a boy with a key?

I can't explain that any more than the Bermuda Triangle!

Nor do I intend to try!

Captain, I am the sponsor of that little car.

It will win the Brazil Grand Premio.

If you bring that off, I will not only part the Red Sea,

I will tint it magenta!

Captain...

I appeal to you as a woman. A desperate, helpless, SINGLE woman.

Spare that car.

Lorelei and her sirens could not make me veer one degree.

My course is set!

Ship's company, stand by to witness punishment.

Some of the passengers might not understand.

I am simply abiding by the traditions of the sea, Chief Steward!

By the powers vested in me as captain of this ship...

I hereby deem this vehicle a menace to life and limb and the safety of the vessel itself.

I herewith commit it to the sea.

And a fate well-deserved.

Doff hats!

DRUM ROLL

Seamen...

do your duty!

DRUM ROLL

SAD BEEPING

BE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EEP!

You, too?

Bag and baggage.

Anyone remotely associated with that little car is being put ashore.

I'm sorry it turned out like this.

If I decided to get out of needlepoint and into racing, it was my choice.

There's more to it than that.

Steady, steady!

We needed backing. DJ pitched you on the car while I...

..pitched my niece on the fantail.

I've too much mileage on me not to recognise an operation when I see one.

You knew that?

Well...

I was hoping that something might happen between you and Melissa.

She's really a wonderful girl.

That's it. She's terrific, but...

A little klutzy for someone like you.

Not everybody's made for each other. I don't want her to get hurt.

I planned to tell her but maybe you could smooth things over.

Melissa, I was looking for you.

You meet such interesting types on ships.

Melissa!

Sorry, boys.

Come on, pal.

How do you say, in Panamanian, "we need a job"?

I don't know where you're taking this boy but I have a claim on him.

You're from Juvenile Authority?

-Yes, I am.

-No, he's not!

We'll handle him!

Grab that kid!

He's wanted by the police!

We gotta get that kid!

Don't worry, we'll get him.

Harv, take a look at this.

What the devil is that?

I don't know. It's supposed to be the "Major Maroo".

HERBIE'S MOTOR CHUGGING

BEEP, BEEP!

Ocho?

MOURNFUL BEEP

OCHO!

I'm coming, Ocho, I'm coming!

Ayuda me! Andale!

Vamanos!

BEEP, BEEP!

What is the matter, muchacho?

It's an old wreck.

But he was my good friend.

Your friend is good for nothing but junk!

Hey, even junk is worth something.

Bye, Ocho.

Vaya con Dios.

ENGINE TRIES TO START

SPLUTTERING

OCHO!

Come on, Ocho, you can do it! Try, try!

Please, Ocho, please!

Don't give up now! Please!

Try, try!

I'll help you.

It's those men! Come on, you gotta start!

You're whippin' a dead horse, muchacho.

We better get outta here, Ocho!

This is our car now. Go play someplace else.

OK, muchacho.

You're feeling better, Ocho.

# A friend!

# It takes one to be one

# Takes some time till the light starts shinin' on a friendship

# A friend...

# Step up if you need one!

# Stick out your hand, they soon understand it's a friendship

# A buenos dias

# Come on, try! A pat on the back A wink of the eye

# That's what friends are for and remember this "charro"

# They'll stick with you today and tomorrow

# Amigo!

# It's nice if you've got one

# But it's nicer if you're not one...

# To stop lookin' for more!

# The world is full of people who need you...so much

# A million hearts there to touch

# And I bet you a banana, manana, you'll have a new friend

# And I bet you a banana, manana, you'll have a new friend

# A friend, it's nice when you see one

# But it's nicer when you be one. #

You look good, Ocho. Like a real taxi.

We're gonna make lots of money. Then Paco never take nothing from nobody again.

Just relax, sonny.

Now, where is it?

-Where's what?

-There was some film in the wallet you took from us.

When we got it back, it was missing. Where is it?

Maybe it got mixed up.

What do you mean, "mixed up"?

With the other man's wallet.

He's lying.

Maybe...maybe not.

You listen to me... I want that film back.

I don't care how you do it - just get it back.

Because if you don't...

..he'll cut this car of yours into tiny little pieces.

Little strips to hang on your Christmas tree.

Comprende?

Si.

I was just thinking...

..that car could have put us in the big time.

We could've been international celebrities.

Endorsements. Groupies chasin' after us.

It's that kid. Murphy's Law took over when we met that brat.

Hi, guys.

Speaking of four-foot crimewaves!

I come to say I'm sorry if I make trouble for you.

Fine. See you around.

Paco go.

I just want you not to be mad at me.

SOBBING

Now, don't start that! Nobody's mad. It's water over the dam.

I'm sorry. Please, you forgive me?

Fine, kid, no hard feelings.

Through the hallway and to the right.

Gracias.

Just makes you feel good all over.

He did it again!

Come back, you little... That's our car!

-How can it be our car?

-Let's get him!

We better get outta here or those two guys will take you back!

Shepard's ready. He's got the plane.

Good. Here comes the boy.

Why, that little double-crossing... Come on!

WHISTLE

Taxi!

Taxi!

-Pier 6, the Sun Princess...

-Pier 5, the Wind Song, please.

-You!

-You!

I'm terribly sorry!

I have to return to my ship. You can have the cab AFTER that!

-Pier 6, the Sun Princess!

-The Wind Song, please.

We're in trouble now, Ocho!

Where are you going?

No comprendo, senor.

You people comprendo enough when you want to!

Wait a minute!

It's that same kid!

And here's the biggie -

it's the same car!

It's a ghost! Let me outta here!

It's the yardarm for you!

Can't stop now, senor.

Look!

Melissa!

Help!

CRIES OF HELP

Help, I'm being shanghaied!

The kid's robbed us again!

-He shanghaied them.

-Shanghaied?!

Senor, stop!

Could you please stop?

Por alto!

Alto, alto!

Por favor, senor.

Muchas gracias.

-How much?

-How far you want to go?

No, how much for the whole bus?

Is 340 enough?

Lady, you got yourself a bus!

Next bus, please!

SPEAKS IN SPANISH

'Listen to me, son.'

'If you don't release me now...

'..I'll have you tied to a cannon to be discharged at sunset.'

'I can't stop. Two men said they would cut up Ocho in pieces...

'..and two other men are very mad.'

'Is that banging noise new?'

'It might throw a rod.'

'Is that serious?'

'Not if it happens in front of a hotel.'

-Are we still in Panama?

-Panama's long gone, Capitan.

Let me outta here!

I can't. There's some men after me.

No, Ocho, not in there!

What was that?

We're at the bullfight, senor Capitan.

Oh, this is exciting!

I think it will be, senora.

What did he mean by that?

-SNEEZES

-God bless you.

Turn in there!

This can't be right. Back up!

BULL BELLOWS

-What are we gonna do?

-Just ignore him.

SHOUTS IN SPANISH

SPEAKS IN SPANISH

BOOS, CATCALLS

Come on, get it off the car!

Come on!

Please get us outta here, kid. I'm worried about this lady.

How thoughtful!

Just shut up!

THEY SPEAK IN SPANISH

That first gangway. Move it!

Look out, Ocho!

We're stopped. Where's the bull?

There he is. What a magnificent animal!

You can see him better from here.

Hey, Ocho, we gonna let him get away with that?

Yes! Let's get outta here!

Ocho, he's gonna kill you! You can't do nothin!

You gotta fight.

Take a good look at him.

He's a killer.

He IS going to fight!

Attaboy, Ocho!

I can't believe this! 30 years at sea and I'm gonna die in a bullring!

Hey, toro! Toro!

Toro! Toro!

No toros. Shh!

Toro!

Hey, toro!

Go, Ocho!

Attaboy, Ocho, stay with him.

Ole, Ocho!

Attaboy, Ocho, you take him now!

Look, son...

I think of you as my son.

If you get us outta here, I'll make you First Mate on the Sun Princess.

And you and your little car can stay in the Lanai Suite.

The big boat'll take you anywhere you want.

-OK?

-Don't worry, senor Capitan, we got him now!

Hey, toro, over here!

Toro, toro!

He's getting very close, Ocho!

They got voodoo down here.

He's had enough.

Let's go!

Come on!

They want us to take a bow.

-Oh, wait. Come on!

-I will not go out there.

-They'll be disappointed.

-Don't pull on me!

Don't do that!

You too, Capitan. Take a bow.

BEEP, BEEP!

What's wrong, Ocho?

Uh-oh!

I told you!

Get Shepard and the plane!

Captain, that boy!

That boy's in trouble! Help him!

Can't we go any faster?

If we walk.

The fact we're moving at all is something!

Hey, wait a minute.

It's Aunt Louise.

And Captain Blythe?

Aunt Louise, are you all right?

Ecstatic!

We just fought a bull and brought it to a standstill.

Looks like you lost, Captain.

Reverse your course.

No, we must find the boy. There's two men after him.

What if he double-backed on us?

There's only one road round here.

Just look for that car.

Get some wire.

Huh? Wire?

Wire?

Wire...wire.. sounds like, er...fire.

Ah, si - fuego.

OK, he's gonna get some.

Er...

Fuego!

Er...senor, no...

The Sun Princess.

Tell the mate I have been stranded in Timbio.

The Sun Princess! It's a ship!

'Sheep? Sheep?!'

No, a ship.

Not sheep. That's baa-baa, this is toot-toot!

What do you mean, no comprende?!

In San Augustin, not far from here, they have ancient monoliths.

Nobody knows who made them or where they came from.

I wish I could help you.

I'm sure you'd find a cold six-pack much more exciting.

Have I hit on something that you hold dear and sacred?

Look, I led you on, I apologised.

Please don't. I'll just have an electro-cardiogram when I get home.

There's no damage.

We're wasting valuable time bickering.

I'll just see what's holding up the captain.

< Why are you all staring at me?

There's a conspiracy! ..What?!

Si what? Siesta centavos. OK, don't go away...

Siesta centavos.

Siesta centavos.

We're getting it for you. Don't hang up.

I love your country. It's very colourful. The children have such expressive faces.

LOOK ALIVE WITH THAT CHANGE, WOMAN!

Please don't go away. I'll get it for you.

Are you still there? Hello?

Hello? HELLO!

She's gone!

It took me 2 hours to get the operator and she's gone!

HELLO?!

How will I explain this to the company?

-You just tell Aunt Louise about it.

-They'll take away my command.

They'll take away my SHEEP!

I think we lost them.

But why would those men want pictures like this, Ocho?

It's lonely around here.

BEEP, BEEP!

When we're safe, we go back where there's lots of people.

We've got them!

-Let's force them off the road.

-We'd come off second best.

What's a bug and a kid gonna do?

Something quite unexpected. We'll wait till it stops.

Will it make Chiclayo?

Not a prayer.

-How long do you give it?

-'About a minute.'

Maybe we should alert the Captain, he'd want to know.

He'll be alerted... any second now.

Sound General Quarters!

It's every man for himself!

-Have you put out distress signals?

-Oh, we will. Five of 'em.

Maybe we could go to Santiago and work there.

Those men will never find us there.

Don't worry, Ocho. I'll take care of you.

Ah, nino.

SPEAKS IN SPANISH

Si.

Wake up, Ocho. We got to go to work.

A man in the cantina needs a taxi. We can siesta later.

Someone want a taxi?

Just the driver.

No, let me go!

Let me go!

Let me go!

OCHO!

Bye-bye!

-How's it going?

-I'm telling them to send the ship on to Tobago.

I'll join them there.

I hate to think what's happened to my ship!

Get this off to the communications centre of the Sun Princess.

Are you sure the pigeon understands?

Si, senor Capitan.

He certainly knows his pigeons.

There's an airport in Chiclayo about 12 miles further on.

But no transport to Chiclayo.

It's the same car!

I was so worried! Thank heaven!

It's the same car but where's the boy?

BEEP, BEEP!

I think he wants to tell us something.

It's a car, woman, not Lassie!

Where's Paco?

I know something terrible's happened to him. Everybody, get in!

I'm not getting into that sardine can again.

It's 12 miles to Chiclayo, so make up your mind!

Get in here!

What about that down there?

That could be it.

Gentlemen, we're right on the money!

Together now, pull!

-What d'you think?

-Gold. Probably PURE gold!

AND it has great archaeological value.

-Do you think there's more round here?

-Plenty!

What do we do with it?

I say we get this outta here now,

then come back with tools and do it up right. OK?

You got it!

-Wait! What about me?

-Get outta here!

I don't like leavin' the kid.

Don't worry about him. He's not going anywhere.

Does anyone know where we are?

The car does. I'm sure.

-Ask it.

-I

-would but we're not on speaking terms.

This is ridiculous. Someone should do something!

I think we'd better sit tight.

Easy for you(!)

BEEP, BEEP!

OCHO!

Paco, what are you doing here?

We were worried sick about you!

Those men are stealing gold.

Big gold, like this.

Where'd they get it round here? >

There. It looks like Inca ruins.

Si, it's Inca.

They will fly away with gold and melt it. I hear them.

We'll tell the authorities when we put in at Rio.

That might be too late!

Go, Ocho!

-What's that?

-Come on, give us a hand!

Oh, no! It's that car!

It ate the gold! How'd it get out here?

There goes a million bucks!

No way.

700 miles on a banana boat with wheels!

I'll be laughed off the Caribbean!

It worked, didn't it? Those men in the plane couldn't find us.

-It was a good idea, Paco. How much further?

-We're practically there.

OK, get ready to PEEL off.

Sorry!

We're looking for Dr DeMoraes' office.

Upstairs in the main building.

I'll call the police. Hello!

You go on. I'll wait here.

May I use your phone? It's very important.

Hey!

Are you going to the sea? It's important I return to my ship!

KNOCK ON DOOR

-Dr DeMoraes?

-Yes?

You have no idea what we've gone through to get this to you.

And what WE'VE gone through to get it from YOU.

When we didn't find you on the road we decided you'd either go to the police...

or to the world's foremost authority on Inca civilisation.

I guessed right.

Nice ripe bananas! Nice and cheap.

Nice ripe bananas. Get 'em while they last!

Nice ripe bananas. Let's make a deal on the peel!

Let's do this together.

I don't want this to get away from us.

Ocho, listen! Sounds like the plane those men had. Let's go see.

They can't do anything. Come on.

Ocho, what are we gonna do?

Attaboy, Ocho!

Sorry, boss!

Get this thing off me!

Hit him again, Ocho!

You idiot!

Come on! Hurry up!

Get this thing off me!

Ready...fire!

Say what you want about voodoo, but cars don't throw bananas.

Just get it in the plane.

Ocho, they're getting away! Hurry!

Come on, let's get outta here!

With this extra weight, I'll need the whole field to take off.

Hurry up! Here it comes again!

-You think he'll try to hijack us?

-Anything's possible.

Get him, Ocho! Stay with him!

I wonder what it's going to do now.

-Come on, take off!

-I'm trying!

-It's on our tail.

-I think he's tryin' to chew it off!

Can we leave one?

Go, Ocho, get him!

Don't let go. Attaboy!

Shake 'em, Ocho!

I can't take off with all that weight in the tail! Get it!

Catch it when I raise the tail.

Go for it, Ocho!

Hang on!

Shake it off!

Come on, you can't give up now. They're getting away.

He's going to ram us!

Do something!

-Why are we going in circles?

-Because he broke my tail!

Get in front of 'em. Make 'em stop!

Get this thing off the ground!

We're gonna hit him. Pull up!

She's stalling!

They're still going, Ocho!

-What's the matter?

-The throttle's jammed open!

My wings!

-You hurt, Ocho?

-FAINT BEEP

You don't sound so good. Don't quit now! You can do it!

-Can you step it up?

-I'm hurrying.

Policia!

I called you.

Stay with him! Go, go, he's hurtin'!

-Can't this thing go any faster?

-The oil's down. I don't want to ruin my plane.

They got the gold!

Stop! Don't let 'em get away!

OK, Ocho, you got 'em now! Give it to 'em!

You did it, Paco!

-Are you all right?

-Ocho and me, we OK.

You ought to see those other guys.

SPEAKING IN SPANISH

TANGO ON JUKEBOX

Gorgeous!

Just magnificent!

I always felt you had a deep appreciation...

for beauty.

I've never seen anything like it.

Any man of the sea who wouldn't want HER rolling under him is ready for dry dock!

Wow!

Magnificent!

I'm not saying the kid's a better driver than I am,

but he can get more out of that car than I can.

-They're really....

-Simpatico.

Yeah. Simpatico.

Well?

If I had billowed out like a schooner under full sail,

I might have shivered his timbers.

-I hope we win this time.

-Don't you worry, Aunt Louise.

This is the car that'll win the Grand Premio of Brazil.

That's right.

Drivers, start your engines.

APPLAUSE

STARTS ENGINE

Looking good, Ocho!

Why do you call this car Ocho? Ocho means "eight".

-Can't you read the numbers?

-Sure I can. 5 and 3 are 8.

Anyone knows that.

Let's have a toast. To victory in Rio.

ALL: Victory in Rio!

# A friend...

# It takes one to be one

# It takes some time till the light starts shining on a friendship

# A friend

# Step up if you need one

# Stick out your hand, they'll soon understand it's a friendship!

# A buenos dias

# Come on, try!

# A pat on the back A wink of the eye

# That's what friends are for and remember this, "charro"

# They'll stick with you today and tomorrow

# Amigo! #

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