Young Frankenstein


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CLOCK STRIKES MIDNIGHT

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CRACK!

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If we look at the base of a brain which has just been removed from a skull,

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there's very little midbrain that we can see.

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Yet, as I demonstrated last week,

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if the under aspects of the temporal lobes are gently pulled apart,

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the upper portion of the stem of the brain can be seen.

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This so-called "brain stem" consists of the midbrain,

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a rounded protrusion called the "pons",

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and a stalk tapering down, called the medulla oblongata,

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which passes out of the skull through the foramen magnum, and becomes the spinal cord.

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Are there any questions before we proceed?

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Yes, Dr Frankenstein.

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That's FRONKONSTEEN.

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I beg your pardon?

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My name is pronounced Fron-kon-steen.

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Aren't you the grandson of Dr Victor Frankenstein,

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who dug up corpses and transformed dead components...?

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YES! YES! YES! We ALL know what he did.

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But I'd rather be remembered for my own contributions to science,

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and not because of my accidental relationship to a famous...

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cuckoo.

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POLITE LAUGHTER

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Can we get on with your question?

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< Well, I'm not sure if I understand the difference between "reflexive" and "voluntary" nerve impulses.

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Very good! Since our lab work today is a demonstration of that distinction, let's proceed.

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Mr Hilltop here, with whom I have NEVER worked, or given any prior instructions to,

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has graciously offered his services for our demonstration.

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Mr Hilltop, would you hop up and stand beside the table?

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Nice hopping(!)

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Mr Hilltop, would you RAISE your LEFT knee, PLEASE!

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You have witnessed a "voluntary" nerve impulse.

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It begins as a stimulus from the cerebral cortex, passes through the "brain stem" to the muscles.

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Mr Hilltop, you may lower your knee.

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"Reflex" movements are made independently of the will,

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but are carried along paths between the peripheral nervous system and the central nervous system.

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You filthy, rotten, yellow, SON-OF-A-BITCH!

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We are not aware of these impulses, neither do we intend that they will contract our muscles,

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yet, they work by themselves.

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What if we block the nerve impulses by applying local pressure,

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which can be done with a metal clamp just at the swelling on the posterior nerve roots

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for, oh, say five or six seconds?

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Why, you mother-grabbing BASTARD!

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As you can see, all communication is shut off.

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Arrrrr....

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In spite of our mechanical magnificence,

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if it were not for this continuous stream of motor impulses,

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we would COLLAPSE... like...a...bunch...of...BROCCOLI!

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Arrghhhhh!

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-In conclusion, it should be noted... Give him an extra dollar.

-Sir.

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..That any more than a common injury to the nerve roots is ALWAYS serious.

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Because once a nerve fibre is severed,

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there is no way, in heaven or on Earth, to regenerate life back into it.

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Any last questions?

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Er...Dr Frank...

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-..FRON-KON-STEEN?

-Yes?

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Didn't Darwin preserve a piece of vermicelli in a glass case, until, by extraordinary means,

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it began to move with "voluntary motion"?

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Do you mean the WORM or the SPAGHETTI?

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The worm.

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Yes, it seems to me that I did read something of that incident when I was a student.

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But you must remember that a worm - with very few exceptions - is NOT a human being.

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But sir, wasn't THAT the basis of your grandfather's work? The reanimation of dead tissue?

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My grandfather was a VERY sick man.

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But as a FRON-KON-STEEN, aren't you curious about it?

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Does the bringing back to life of something dead interest you?

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You are talking about the nonsensical ravings of a lunatic.

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-DEAD IS DEAD!

-Look at what's been done with organs...

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Hearts and kidneys are tinker toys! I'm talking about the central nervous system!

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-But, sir...

-I am A SCIENTIST, not a philosopher!

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It's easier to reanimate this scalpel than a broken nervous system!

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-What about your grandfather...?

-MY GRANDFATHER WAS "DOO-DOO"!

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THEY GASP

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I'm not interested in death. Only one thing concerns me -

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the preservation of LIFE!

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Class...is...dismissed.

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APPLAUSE

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Dr Frankenstein...?

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That's FRON-KON-STEEN.

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I am Gerhardt Falkstein.

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I have travelled 5,000 miles to bring you the will of your great-grandfather -

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Baron Beaufort von Frankenstein!

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Oh, my sweet darling!

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Oh, my dearest love. I'll count the hours you're away.

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-So will I...

-Not on the lips!

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-What?

-I'm going to that party at Nana and Nicky's. I don't want to smear my lipstick.

-Of course.

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ALL ABOARD!

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-Oh, dear!

-Well, I guess this is it.

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-Oh, Freddy, darling! How can I say in a few minutes what it's taken a lifetime to understand?

-Try.

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All right! You've got it, mister!

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I'm yours - all of me - what else can I say?

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-My sweet love...

-The hair! It's just been set.

-Sorry.

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-Do you like old-fashioned weddings?

-I prefer old-fashioned wedding NIGHTS.

-You're incorrigible!

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Does that mean... you love me?

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-You bet your boots it does!

-Ohhhh, my only love...

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Taffeta, darling.

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Taffeta, sweetheart?

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The dress...it's taffeta. It wrinkles so easily.

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ALL ABOARD!

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Oh, that horrid man. Hurry up... before I make a fool of myself.

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-Oh, the nails!

-Sorry.

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-Eh...eh...

-Oh!...OH!

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-Good bye, darling.

-Good bye, Freddy!

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Darling!

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SHE COUGHS

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SHE SPLUTTERS

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SHE RETCHES

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-Harry, he's at it again!

-What do you want me to do?

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-EVERY DAY!

-Let him, let him!

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New York, folks! Everybody out for New York!

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THE PREVIOUS ARGUMENT IN GERMAN

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Aber jeden tag!

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Transylvania nachste!

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Alle aufsteigen fur Transylvania!

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Transylvania nachste! Alle aufsteigen Transylvania!

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Pardon me, boy, is this Transylvania station?

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Ja! Ja! Track 29.

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Oh, can I give you a shine?

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Er...no thanks.

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TRAIN CHUGS

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< FOOTSTEPS THUD AND SCRAPE

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< THUD...SCRAPE

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THUD

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< THUD! THUD!

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< Dr Frankenstein?

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CLAP OF THUNDER

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FRON-KON-STEEN.

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You're putting me on!

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No, it's pronounced FRON-KON-STEEN.

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Do you also say FRO-DERICK?

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No...Frederick.

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-Why not FRO-DERICK FRON-KON-STEEN?

-It's Frederick Fron-kon-steen.

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I see.

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-You must be Ee-gor.

-No, it's pronounced AYE-GOR.

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But they told me it was Ee-gor.

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-They were wrong then, weren't they!

-Er...?

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-You WERE sent by Herr Falkstein?

-Yes. MY grandfather used to work for YOUR grandfather.

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Ha...ha...er...how nice.

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-Of course, the rates HAVE gone up.

-Of course.

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I'm sure we'll get along splendidly.

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-BONG!

-Oh...sorry. I...

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I...er...don't mean to embarrass you, but I'm a brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I could help with the hump?

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What hump?!

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Let's go!

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Allow me...master.

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Oh. Thank you very much.

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Walk this way.

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This way.

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-You'll be more comfortable in the rear.

-Oh.

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Oh!

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-What's that?

-That's Inga. Herr Falkstein thought you'd need a laboratory assistant - temporary.

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Oh.

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Oh!

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Hello! Would you like a roll in ze hay?

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< It's fun!

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# Roll, roll, roll, roll in ze hay! #

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WHIP CRACKS

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Oh!

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Sometimes I'm afraid of ze lightning.

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Just an atmospheric discharge. Nothing to be afraid of.

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< HOWLING

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Werewolf!

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WHERE-wolf?!

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There!

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What?

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There wolf.

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There castle.

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-Why are you talking that way?

-I thought you wanted to.

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-No, I don't want to.

-Suit yourself, I'm easy.

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LOUD CLAP OF THUNDER

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Well...there it is.

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Home.

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CLANG!

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CLA-A-A-A-ANG!

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< CLA-A-A-A-A-A-ANG!

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What KNOCKERS!

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Why, thank you, Doktor.

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Oh? That's all right.

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There we are.

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CR-E-EAK

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I am Frau Blucher.

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TERRIFIED NEIGHS

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Steady!

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How do you do? I am Dr Fron-kon-steen.

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-My assistant, Inga. Inga, Frau Blucher.

-< TERRIFIED NEIGHS

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What's got into them?

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Your rooms have been prepared, Herr Doktor.

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-If you vill follow me...

-Aye-gor?

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-Could you bring the bags?

-Yes, master.

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-After you, Frau Blucher...

-< TERRIFIED NEIGHS

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-BLUCHER!

-< TERRIFIED NEIGHS

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Follow me, ple-ease.

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Stay close to ze candles. Ze staircase...can be treacherous.

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Zis is your room, it was your grandfather Victor's room.

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I see.

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-Well! There ARE quite a few books!

-Zis was Victor's... the Baron's medical library.

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-Where's my grandfather's PRIVATE library?

-What do you mean?

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These books are very general, any doctor might have them.

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-Zis is ze ONLY library I know of, Dr Franken-STONE.

-FRON-KON-STEEN!

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Well...we'll see.

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Good night!

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Would the doktor care for brandy before retiring?

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No...thank you.

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Some warm milk...perhaps?

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No...thank you very much!

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No, thanks.

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Ovaltine?

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NOTHING! Thank you!

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I'm a little tired!

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-Then I vill say good night...

-GOOD NIGHT!

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Good night, darling! KISSING NOISE

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-Good night, Herr Doktor.

-Good night, Frau Blucher.

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< TERRIFIED NEIGHS

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WIND HOWLING AND EERIE VIOLIN MUSIC

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HE MURMURS: No! No! No! No!

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No! No! No! No-oo!

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No! No! No! No! No!

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I'm... I'm NOT a Frankenstein!

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I AM NOT a Frankenstein!

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I'm a Fron-kon-steen!

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DON'T give me that!

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I DON'T believe in fate!

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I WON'T say it!

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All right, you win, you win... again...

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I'll say it... I'll say it...I'll say it!

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DES-TI-NY! DES-TI-NY! No escaping, not for me!

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DES-TI-NY! DES-TI-NY! No escaping, not for me!

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DES-TIN....DES-TIN...Y! No escape...not...!

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Dr Fronkonsteen, wake up!

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-What is it?

-You were having a nightmare.

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-What's that strange music?

-I have no idea.

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But it seems to be coming... from behind ze bookcase!

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Behind ze bookcase...?

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Hand me that robe, would you, dear?

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You were right, it's coming from behind this wall.

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Where is it? WHERE is it?

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-What?

-There's always a device. If I can find the trigger...

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Hello...

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It's louder over here. Hand me that candle.

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PUT...THE...CANDLE...BACK!

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All right, I've figured it out.

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Take out the candle, and I'll block the bookcase with my body.

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< CRUNCH!

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-MUFFLED VOICE:

-Listen to me... very carefully...

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DON'T put the candle back!

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With all your might, shove the other side of the bookcase.

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Is that...perfectly clear?

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I think so.

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Good girl!

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PUT...ZE...CANDLE...BACK.

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-Look! A passage vay.

-The music's coming from down there.

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-I'd better take a look.

-Let me come with you, PLEASE!

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-I don't want to stay here alone.

-Very well. Close your robe, and follow me.

-Doctor! Ze candle.

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Good thinking. Let's try this one.

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STAND BACK!

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THE LURING VIOLIN PLAYS A TRANSYLVANIAN MELODY

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Ah!

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RAT SQUEAKS

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Don't be frightened. It's just a rat.

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A filthy, slimy rat!

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CRE-E-E-E-EEEAK

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Good Lord!

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OH!

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Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

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# I ain't got NO BO-O-DY, and NO-BO-ODY cares for me... yackety-yackety yaah! #

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-Aye-gor!

-Fro-derick!

-How did YOU get here?

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Through the dumbwaiter. I heard strange music from the kitchen and followed it down.

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Call it...a hunch!

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-Zere must have been someone else down here.

-It looks that way.

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There's the ONLY other door!

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WAIT, master! It might be dangerous.

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You go first.

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Aren't there any lights here?

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Two nasty-looking switches here... but I'm not going to be the first.

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DAMN YOUR EYES!

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Too late!

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Oh!

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So THIS is where it ALL happened...

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-THE VOICE OF VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN:

-"Just think, the dead wait ready to live again.

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"Look, no blood! Just a few sutures...

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-"Throw the main switch!"

-"Yes, master."

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CRACKLE OF ELECTRICITY

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What a FILTHY mess!

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I don't know...a little paint, a few flowers, some throw pillows.

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It looks as if our mysterious violinist has dis...a...p...

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-Disa...what?

-..Peared.

-Shhhhhh!

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There's a light coming from behind that door.

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Come on.

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Doktor, LOOK!

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This explains the music.

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-It's still warm.

-Mmmm.

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-WHO vas playing it?

-I don't know...

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but whoever it was just put out his cigar.

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Such STRANGE goings on!

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-What is this place?

-Music room?

-AYE-GOR TWANGS VIOLIN STRINGS

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Zere's nothing here, but books and paper.

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Books...and...papers?! IT IS!

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It's my grandfather's private library! I FEEL it!

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LOOK!

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LOOK at this!

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AYE-GOR SNORES

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"...Until from the midst of this darkness, a sudden light broke in upon me -

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"a light so brilliant and wondrous, and yet so simple.

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"Change the poles from plus to minus and from MINUS to PLUS!

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I ALONE succeeded in discovering the secret of bestowing life!

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"Nay, even more, I, MYSELF,

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became capable of bestowing animation upon LIFELESS matter!"

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IT...COULD...WORK!

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TRIUMPHANT CLAP OF THUNDER

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-Kipper?

-Mmmm! Thank you, Doktor.

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"As the minuteness of the parts were a hindrance to speed, I made the Creature of gigantic stature."

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Of course! That would simplify everything.

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-In other vords, his veins, his hands, his organs would be increased in size?

-Exactly.

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He would have an enormous schwanzstucker!

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That goes without saying.

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Oooohh!

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He's going to be very popular.

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So then, what we're aiming for is a being approximately 7ft high,

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-with all features congenitally or artificially proportionate.

-Would it look like...

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this?

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Hello...

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You've caught something there.

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Crude, yes. Primitive, yes. Perhaps even grotesque.

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Yet something inexplicable tells me that this...

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might be...our...man.

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All right! That's good enough for the likes of 'im.

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(Get down!)

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NOW!

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What a FILTHY job!

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-Could be worse.

-How?

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Could be raining.

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-< FOOTSTEPS

-Quick!

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-Need a hand?

-No, thanks, I have one. Thanks all the same.

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JUST a moment, sir! I know everyone in this neighbourhood, but I've never seen you before.

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-Can you account for yourself?

-Yes, I'm Dr Frederick Fronkonsteen,

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-newly arrived from America.

-YES! I was told you were here.

0:36:210:36:25

I'm Constable Henry, sir. Pleased to meet you.

0:36:250:36:30

-How very nice to meet you.

-Why?! You're chilled to the bone!

0:36:300:36:35

-A nice warm fire is what you want.

-Yes.

-A nip from the old bottle wouldn't be a bad idea either.

0:36:350:36:41

-Yes! Just the ticket!

-If you have everything in hand, I'll say good night.

0:36:410:36:49

-Thank you.

-At your service, sir.

0:36:490:36:51

Always.

0:36:510:36:53

-Good night, Constable.

-Good night, sir.

0:36:540:36:57

Oh, what an awesome sight!

0:37:140:37:16

What a profound and reverent night is this!

0:37:160:37:22

With such a specimen for a body -

0:37:220:37:25

all we need now is an equally magnificent brain.

0:37:250:37:31

-You know what to do?

-I've got a pretty good idea.

-Good man.

0:37:310:37:36

Didn't you...? Didn't you used to have that on the other side?

0:37:360:37:40

-What?

-Your...er...

0:37:400:37:43

Oh, never mind.

0:37:430:37:46

-You have the name I gave you?

-I have it written down.

0:37:480:37:52

Hans Delbruck.

0:37:550:37:58

OH!

0:38:230:38:24

CLUNK!

0:38:330:38:35

Argh!

0:38:520:38:53

-He's hideous!

-He's beautiful!

0:39:470:39:50

And...he...

0:39:500:39:53

is...mine!

0:39:530:39:55

RUMBLING THUNDER

0:39:550:39:57

Hurry! We're fighting time and the elements.

0:40:020:40:06

-Are you ready?

-Are you SURE this is how they did it?

0:40:060:40:10

Yes! YES! It's all in the notes.

0:40:100:40:13

-Now tie off the kites and hurry down!

-What's the hurry?

0:40:130:40:17

There's the possibility of electrocution. Understand?

0:40:170:40:20

I SAID, THERE'S THE POSSIBILITY OF ELECTROCUTION. DO...YOU...UNDERSTAND?

0:40:240:40:30

I understand. I understand. Why are you shouting?

0:40:300:40:35

You...you tied off the kites?

0:40:350:40:39

Of course.

0:40:390:40:41

-Oh...all right...

-BONG!

0:40:410:40:43

-Check the generator.

-Yes, master.

0:40:450:40:47

-Aye-gor, release the safety valve on the main wheel.

-Yes, master.

0:40:550:41:00

Can you imagine the brain of Hans Delbruck in this body?

0:41:060:41:10

Ah! Frederick!

0:41:100:41:12

THIS is the moment!

0:41:120:41:15

Well, dear...

0:41:150:41:17

-..are you ready?

-Yes, Doktor.

0:41:180:41:21

ELEVATE me!

0:41:230:41:25

Now?! Right here?

0:41:260:41:28

-Yes, yes. Raise the platform.

-Oh, ze platform. Zat, ya!

0:41:290:41:36

From that fateful day when stinking bits of slime first crawled from the sea

0:41:540:42:01

and shouted to the stars,

0:42:010:42:03

"I...AM...MAN,"

0:42:030:42:07

our greatest dread has been the knowledge of our mortality.

0:42:070:42:12

But tonight,

0:42:120:42:14

we shall HURL the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death!

0:42:140:42:20

TONIGHT we shall ascend into the heavens...

0:42:230:42:28

-A CLAP OF THUNDER

-..We shall mock the earthquake...

0:42:280:42:33

we SHALL COMMAND the THUNDERS,

0:42:330:42:36

and PENETRATE into the very womb of impervious Nature...

0:42:360:42:43

HERSELF!

0:42:430:42:45

A CRESCENDO OF THUNDER

0:42:450:42:48

When I give the word, throw the first switch!

0:42:530:42:56

You've got it, master.

0:42:560:43:00

-WIND HOWLS LOUDLY

-Get ready...

0:43:000:43:05

Get set...

0:43:080:43:10

GO!

0:43:100:43:11

CRACKLE OF ELECTRICITY

0:43:110:43:17

Throw the second switch!

0:43:170:43:19

CRACKLE OF ELECTRICITY

0:43:190:43:24

-Throw the third switch!

-Not...the third switch!

0:43:240:43:29

THROW IT, I SAY! THROW IT!

0:43:290:43:31

LIFE!

0:43:430:43:45

LIFE! Do you hear me?!

0:43:450:43:48

Give my creation LI-I-I-I-I-F-F-F-F-E-E-E-E!

0:43:480:43:53

Turn everything off, and bring me down.

0:44:140:44:18

Nothing.

0:45:240:45:25

-Oh, Doktor, I'm sorry...

-No, no, be of good cheer.

0:45:250:45:31

If science teaches us anything,

0:45:310:45:35

it teaches us to accept our failures as well as our successes,

0:45:350:45:40

with...quiet...dignity...

0:45:400:45:46

and grace.

0:45:460:45:48

SON-OF-A-BITCH! BASTARD! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!

0:45:580:46:03

-WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!

-STOP IT! You'll kill him!

0:46:030:46:08

I DON'T WANT TO LIVE!

0:46:090:46:12

I DO NOT WANT TO LIVE!

0:46:120:46:15

Quiet dignity and grace(!)

0:46:160:46:19

Oh, Mama!

0:46:190:46:22

Oh, tosh!

0:46:240:46:26

This man is different, I tell you. You can see that by talking to him for five minutes.

0:46:260:46:32

Yes?

0:46:330:46:35

He's a FRANKENSTEIN!

0:46:360:46:38

They're ALL alike!

0:46:380:46:40

It's in their blood. They can't help it.

0:46:400:46:45

All these scientists - they're ALL alike.

0:46:450:46:48

They say they're working for us, but what they really want is to rule the world!

0:46:480:46:54

YES! RIGHT!

0:46:540:46:56

That's enough! I do not want the meeting to become a free-for-all.

0:47:000:47:05

These are very serious charges!

0:47:050:47:08

All the more painful to us, your elders, because we still have nightmares from five times before!

0:47:080:47:16

Now, we haven't heard from the one man best qualified to judge the situation fairly.

0:47:160:47:22

MUTTERING

0:47:220:47:23

Inspector Kemp! Will you talk to us, please?

0:47:230:47:29

A riot is an UGLY zink.

0:47:550:47:59

Und once you get von started...

0:47:590:48:03

there is LITTLE chance of stopping it...

0:48:030:48:07

short of bloodshed!

0:48:070:48:10

I zink zat before we go around killing people,

0:48:100:48:15

we had better make DAMN SURE of our evidence!

0:48:150:48:21

Und...

0:48:220:48:24

..ve had better confirm ze fact zat Dr Frankenstein is indeed

0:48:280:48:35

following in his grandfather's FOOT-STOPS!

0:48:350:48:39

ALL: WHAT?!

0:48:390:48:40

Following in his grandfather's footSTOPS...footSTOPS!

0:48:400:48:45

FOOTSTEPS! SILENCE!

0:48:450:48:47

Vhat is in order...

0:48:470:48:50

..is for ME to pay a little visit on ze good doktor...

0:48:510:48:56

und to have a nice quiet chat-t!

0:48:560:49:02

Reputation!

0:49:060:49:09

REPUTATION!

0:49:090:49:11

Oh, Doktor, you mustn't do zis to yourself.

0:49:110:49:16

You must stop thinking about it.

0:49:160:49:18

Look! You haven't touched your food.

0:49:180:49:22

There!

0:49:230:49:24

Now I've touched it! Happy?!

0:49:260:49:30

You know, I'll never forget my old dad when these things would happen to him.

0:49:300:49:36

The things he'd say to me!

0:49:360:49:39

What did he say?

0:49:390:49:41

What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? GET OUT! Give someone else a chance!

0:49:410:49:48

Oh, maybe it's better this way.

0:49:540:49:57

The poor lifeless hulk... maybe he's better off dead.

0:49:570:50:02

Mmmmm...

0:50:160:50:18

-What is this?

-Schwarzwalder Kirschtorte.

0:50:220:50:25

Mmmm...mmmmmm!

0:50:250:50:28

Do you like it? I'm not partial to desserts myself.

0:50:280:50:32

Who are you talking to?

0:50:320:50:34

To you. You made yummy sounds. I thought you liked the dessert.

0:50:360:50:39

-I didn't make yummy sounds. I asked you what it is.

-I heard you.

0:50:390:50:45

-It wasn't me.

-It wasn't me.

0:50:450:50:48

Look here, if it wasn't you, and it wasn't you...

0:50:480:50:52

Mmmmmm!

0:50:530:50:56

Mmmm. Mmmm.

0:51:090:51:12

Alive! It's ALIVE!

0:51:120:51:17

It's Al-I-I-I-V-V-E-E-E!

0:51:170:51:20

Stand back.

0:51:220:51:24

Hello, there.

0:51:310:51:34

-I'm going to set you free.

-Mmmm...

0:51:340:51:38

-(Is the sedative ready?)

-Yes.

0:51:390:51:42

Mmmmm!

0:51:480:51:51

I...want..you... to...sit...up.

0:51:560:52:01

Mmmm!

0:52:040:52:05

Stand...on...your...feet.

0:52:150:52:19

Mmm...!

0:52:190:52:21

MMMMmmm...MMMMmmmm!

0:52:210:52:23

You can do it!

0:52:230:52:25

MMMmmm!

0:52:270:52:28

Mmmm...

0:52:290:52:32

Now...walk!

0:52:340:52:37

-Oh, Doktor, I'm frightened!

-Don't worry.

0:52:440:52:47

Mmmm.

0:52:470:52:50

Good.

0:52:510:52:53

Mmmm!

0:52:540:52:57

Mmmmm! Mmm! Mmmm!

0:52:570:53:00

What's the matter? Give him the...

0:53:000:53:03

-QUICK, give him the...

-Give him the what?

0:53:030:53:07

Three syllables. First syllable.

0:53:070:53:10

-Sounds like....

-Head... Sounds like head!

0:53:100:53:14

-Said...er...said.

-Said...?

0:53:140:53:16

Second syllable. Little word. Zis...zat...ze...?

0:53:160:53:24

-Said - a....?

-Said - a....?

0:53:240:53:29

Said a dirty word?

0:53:290:53:32

Sounds like...give.

0:53:320:53:36

Give him a sed-a-give?

0:53:360:53:38

-OH, YES! Here it is! The sedative!

-On the nose!

0:53:380:53:41

Mmmmm!

0:53:450:53:48

Mmmmm...Mmmmm...Mmmm...

0:53:480:53:51

Sed-a-give?!

0:54:020:54:04

-Oh, Frederick, are you all right?

-Yes.

0:54:110:54:15

-Would you excuse us one minute, dear?

-Of course.

0:54:160:54:21

Aye-gor?

0:54:210:54:22

-May I speak to you for a moment?

-Of course.

0:54:230:54:27

-Sit down, won't you?

-Thank you.

0:54:270:54:30

-No, up HERE!

-Thank you.

0:54:320:54:36

Now...that brain you gave me...

0:54:400:54:44

was it Hans Delbruck's?

0:54:440:54:47

-...No.

-Ah!

0:54:470:54:50

Good!

0:54:500:54:52

Er...would you mind telling me...

0:54:520:54:55

whose brain...

0:54:550:54:59

I DID put in?

0:54:590:55:01

-And you won't be angry?

-I...WILL...NOT...be...angry.

0:55:010:55:05

Abby...someone.

0:55:050:55:07

Abby...someone?

0:55:090:55:11

Abby...WHO?

0:55:110:55:12

Abby...NORMAL.

0:55:120:55:15

ABBY NORMAL?!

0:55:150:55:18

I'm sure that was the name.

0:55:180:55:21

ARE you saying...that I put... an ABNORMAL brain...

0:55:250:55:30

into a 7-and-a-half foot long...

0:55:300:55:35

54-inch wide...

0:55:350:55:39

GORILLA?!

0:55:390:55:42

Is that what you're telling me?!

0:55:420:55:45

-Quick, give him the...

-What?

0:55:450:55:49

Three syllables, yes.

0:55:490:55:51

-LOUD CLANGING >

-I wonder who that could be?

0:55:510:55:56

CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!

0:55:560:55:59

Inga, quick, see who that is.

0:56:000:56:03

YOU! Put that...THING back on the operating table.

0:56:030:56:09

And strap him down tightly!

0:56:090:56:13

-Where are you going?

-To wash up, to look normal, we've all got to behave normally.

0:56:140:56:19

HA! MONSTERS?!

0:56:210:56:24

Excellent zhot-t!

0:56:290:56:31

This is the 20th century. Monsters are passe like ghosts and goblins.

0:56:310:56:35

NOT to ze people of zis village, Herr Doktor.

0:56:350:56:40

To zem it is a very real zing!

0:56:410:56:45

ESPECIALLY when zere is a Frankenstein residing in zis house.

0:56:450:56:52

Nice grouping.

0:57:060:57:08

Zank you.

0:57:080:57:10

I wouldn't think an intelligent person like you'd fall for that superstitious ROT!

0:57:120:57:19

It's not superstition zat worries me, Herr Doktor, it's genes and CHROMOSOMES.

0:57:190:57:25

Rubbish!

0:57:260:57:27

So you might say, but zis is TRANSYLVANIA...

0:57:270:57:31

..Und you are...A FRANKENSTEIN!

0:57:340:57:37

-You seem upset by zis discussion?

-Not in the least...

0:57:400:57:46

MIA-OOOOW! >

0:57:460:57:48

I find it extremely amusing... that's all.

0:57:480:57:51

CRASHING >

0:57:510:57:52

Well, this was fun, and now, if you don't mind, I'm a little tired.

0:57:520:57:57

Hah!

0:57:570:57:59

May I give ze villagers your complete assurance,

0:57:590:58:02

zat you have NO interest WHATSOEVER in carrying on your grandfather's vork?

0:58:020:58:08

Mmmmmm!

0:58:080:58:10

-May I take zat for a yes?

-Mmmmmm.

0:58:100:58:14

Very well.

0:58:140:58:16

-You can find your way out?

-Of course.

0:58:160:58:20

Until ve meet again...

0:58:200:58:23

Herr Baron.

0:58:230:58:25

Drop by any time, we're always open.

0:58:250:58:29

Oh, Victor!

0:59:080:59:10

Victor, ve have done it!

0:59:100:59:15

I'm going to set you free.

0:59:180:59:21

Would you like zat, my susser kopt?

0:59:210:59:24

Mmmm!

0:59:240:59:26

They wanted to hurt you, but I'm going to help you.

0:59:330:59:39

Thank heavens that's over.

0:59:410:59:43

-Frau Blucher!

-< TERRIFIED NEIGHS

0:59:430:59:47

STOP! >

0:59:470:59:48

-Come NO closer!

-What are you doing?

-Setting him FREE!

0:59:480:59:52

NO! No, you mustn't!

0:59:520:59:56

Are you insane?

0:59:560:59:58

-He'll kill you!

-No, he won't, he is as gentle as a lamb.

0:59:581:00:04

-Mmmm-MMMMMMM!

-Argh!

-Stand back!

1:00:041:00:08

Stand back! He has a rotten brain!

1:00:081:00:10

-It's NOT rotten, it's a GOOD brain!

-It's rotten! Rotten!

1:00:101:00:14

Mmmmm!

1:00:141:00:16

IXNAY on the OTTEN-RAY!

1:00:161:00:18

I'm NOT afraid. I KNOW what he likes!

1:00:201:00:23

-Mmmmmmmm....

-SHE PLAYS WISTFUL MELODY

1:00:231:00:28

That music...?

1:00:381:00:40

YES! It's in your blood - in the blood of ALL Frankensteins! >

1:00:401:00:46

It reaches ze soul, when words are useless.

1:00:461:00:50

Your grandfather played it to his creature.

1:00:501:00:53

-Then it was YOU all the time?

-YES!

1:00:531:00:56

-YOU played in the night!

-YES!

1:00:561:00:59

-To get us into the lab.

-YE-ES!

1:00:591:01:02

-It was YOUR cigar?

-YE-E-SSS!

1:01:021:01:05

-And YOU left my grandfather's book open for me to find!

-YE-E-E-SSSS!

1:01:051:01:10

-So I would...

-YES!

1:01:101:01:12

-Then you and Victor were....?

-YE-E-E-E-SSSSSS!

1:01:121:01:15

YE-E-E-E-E-ESSSSSSS! SAY IT!

1:01:151:01:18

HE VAS MY BOYFRIEND!

1:01:181:01:21

CREATURE SCREAMS

1:01:211:01:24

Mmm! Mmm! Mmmmm!

1:01:241:01:27

Mmmmm! Mmmmm!

1:01:271:01:30

You'll never catch him now!

1:01:321:01:34

He's FRE-E-E-E!

1:01:341:01:36

DO-OOO YOU-OOO HEAR? FRE-E-E-EE!

1:01:361:01:39

CREATURE ROARS

1:01:391:01:42

GONE! GONE! We've got to find him! Do you understand?!

1:01:531:01:58

We've got to find him before he kills someone!

1:01:581:02:02

What have I done?!

1:02:021:02:04

Oh, God in heaven!

1:02:041:02:07

WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

1:02:071:02:10

# Oh, I love my pretty little flowers

1:02:161:02:19

# Oh, I love my pretty little flowers

1:02:191:02:23

-# Oh, I love my flowers... #

-Mmmmm!

1:02:231:02:27

Mmmmm?

1:02:271:02:29

Ze monster is loose!

1:02:311:02:34

Ze boards must be tight.

1:02:341:02:37

Thank God you put Helga to bed. With monster rumours I don't take chances. I remember ze last time.

1:02:431:02:49

I told you I was turning ze roastbraten. Don't you remember?

1:02:491:02:54

I asked YOU to put Helga to be..!

1:02:541:02:56

Now blow a kiss and say bye-bye.

1:03:021:03:05

Mmmmm.

1:03:051:03:07

Mmmm-Mmmm.

1:03:081:03:10

Oh, dear, nothing left.

1:03:121:03:15

What shall we throw in now?

1:03:151:03:18

Maybe she was in ze bathroom?

1:03:221:03:24

I didn't look upstairs, I thought you did!

1:03:241:03:28

You didn't look upstairs?!

1:03:281:03:32

Sit down.

1:03:331:03:36

Sit down!

1:03:361:03:38

Ahh!

1:03:461:03:48

VIOLIN MELODY PLAYS ON A GRAMOPHONE

1:03:551:03:59

A visitor is all I ask.

1:04:231:04:26

A temporary companion to help me pass a few hours of my lonely life.

1:04:261:04:31

Mmmmm!

1:04:321:04:33

Thank you, Lord.

1:04:341:04:36

Thank you!

1:04:361:04:38

-Mmmmmm?

-Don't speak. Don't say a word.

1:04:461:04:50

Oh, my joy, and my prize from Heaven!

1:04:501:04:54

You must have been the tallest in your class.

1:04:541:04:58

My name is Harold. I live alone.

1:04:581:05:01

-What is your name?

-Mmmmm!

-I didn't get that.

-Mmmmmmmm!

1:05:011:05:06

Ohhhhh! Forgive me,

1:05:061:05:08

I didn't realise you're a mute.

1:05:081:05:12

You see how Heaven plans! Me, a poor blind man. And you, you a mute.

1:05:131:05:19

An incredibly big mute.

1:05:201:05:23

Your hand's frozen.

1:05:231:05:25

-How does a nice bowl of soup sound to you?

-Mmmmmmm!

1:05:251:05:29

I...I know what it means to be cold and hungry and how much it means to receive kindness from a stranger.

1:05:391:05:46

-Are you ready for your soup?

-MMMMMMM!

1:05:461:05:50

Hold out your bowl, then.

1:05:501:05:53

-Come, my friend...

-Mmm.

-You don't know what this means to me...

-Mmmmm!

1:05:541:05:59

How long I've waited for the pleasure of another human being.

1:05:591:06:03

-Sometimes...

-MMMM!

1:06:031:06:06

Mmmmm! Mmm...Mmmm!

1:06:061:06:08

We forget the simple pleasures...

1:06:081:06:11

MMMMM!

1:06:111:06:13

...That are the basis for happiness. Yes! Yes! Yes!

1:06:131:06:17

A little wine with your soup, huh?

1:06:171:06:20

Mmmmmmmmmmm!

1:06:201:06:22

Mmmmmmmmmmmm!

1:06:231:06:25

Mmmmmmmmm!

1:06:251:06:28

-Mmmm! Mummm! Mummmmmm!

-Enough, yes?

1:06:311:06:35

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

1:06:351:06:37

Wait!

1:06:391:06:40

A toast....a toast...

1:06:411:06:44

to long friendship!

1:06:441:06:47

-How hungry you must have been!

-Mmmmm...

1:06:531:06:56

Now I have a little surprise. I've saved it for a special occasion.

1:06:561:07:01

Cigars!

1:07:051:07:07

MMMM!

1:07:131:07:15

MMMMMMM! Mmm!

1:07:151:07:17

Fire is good. Yes, fire is good.

1:07:171:07:21

Fire is our friend. Yes, fire is good.

1:07:211:07:26

You see, you see?

1:07:341:07:36

Do you have your cigar?

1:07:361:07:38

Let me see...let me see.

1:07:381:07:41

Now... Now... Hold it right there.

1:07:431:07:46

Now, don't inhale until the tip glows.

1:07:461:07:50

WAAA!

1:07:561:07:58

CREATURE ROARS

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Wait!

1:08:081:08:09

Wait!

1:08:121:08:13

Where are you going?

1:08:131:08:16

I was going to make espresso.

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Mmmm!

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WISTFUL VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYS

1:08:301:08:32

NOW!

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Mmmmm! Mmmm!

1:09:041:09:06

The sedative! The sedative!

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CREATURE GURGLES

1:09:201:09:23

He's out!

1:09:251:09:27

I...know.

1:09:281:09:31

I'm going in.

1:09:381:09:40

Bring me that candle!

1:09:411:09:43

-No...

-YES-S!

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Love is the only thing that can save this poor creature.

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And I am going to CONVINCE him that he is loved

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even at the cost of my own life!

1:09:591:10:04

No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you...

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no matter how terribly I may scream,

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DO...NOT...OPEN...THIS...DOOR, or you'll undo all I've worked for.

1:10:121:10:17

Do you understand? DO...NOT...OPEN...THIS...DOOR!

1:10:171:10:22

Yes, Doktor.

1:10:221:10:24

Nice working with you.

1:10:251:10:28

Mmmm.

1:10:511:10:53

MMMM!

1:10:541:10:56

Mmmmmmm!

1:10:561:10:58

Let me out! Let me OUT! Get me the hell out of here!

1:10:581:11:01

WHAT'S the matter with you? I was JOKING!

1:11:011:11:06

Don't you know a joke when you hear one?!

1:11:061:11:08

Jesus Christ, get me out of here!

1:11:101:11:13

Open the door, or I'll kick your rotten heads in!

1:11:161:11:20

-MUMMY!

-NEIN!

1:11:201:11:23

MMMMMMM!

1:11:231:11:25

Hello, handsome!

1:11:351:11:36

You're a good-looking fellow!

1:11:401:11:42

People laugh at you, people hate you, but why?

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BECAUSE...THEY...ARE...JEALOUS!

1:11:481:11:51

MMMMmmmm?!

1:11:511:11:53

Look at that boyish face...

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Look at that sweet smile.

1:11:571:11:59

Do you want to talk about physical strength?

1:12:011:12:04

Do you want to talk about sheer muscle?

1:12:041:12:08

DO YOU want to talk about the Olympian ideal?

1:12:081:12:11

YOU...ARE...A...GOD!

1:12:111:12:14

And listen to me...

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you are NOT evil.

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You...are...good!

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HE WHIMPERS

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-CREATURE SOBS

-Oh... oh... This is a nice boy.

1:12:311:12:36

This is a good boy -

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this is a mother's angel.

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And I want the world to know...

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once and for all, and without any shame,

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that we LOVE HIM!

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CREATURE WHIMPERS

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I'm going to show you how to walk, how to speak, how to move, how to think!

1:12:581:13:05

Together...you and I...

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are going... to make...the greatest contribution to science...

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since the creation of FIRE!

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Dr FRONKONSTEEN, are you all right?

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MY NAME IS...

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FRANK-EN-STEIN!

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Distinguished colleagues, ladies and gentlemen!

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It is my great privilege to introduce to you, a man whose family name

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was once both FAMOUS...

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and INFAMOUS!

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And now, may I present to you, Doktor Baron Friedrich Von Frankenstein!

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ONLY THE PRESENTER APPLAUDS

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-My fellow scientists...

-AUDIENCE HISS

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..And neurosurgeons, ladies and gentlemen.

1:14:531:14:59

A few weeks ago, coming from a background as conservative and traditionally scientific as you,

1:14:591:15:06

I began an experiment in -

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incredulous as it may sound -

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the reanimation of dead tissue.

1:15:121:15:15

What I have to offer you might possibly be...

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the gateway to immortality.

1:15:211:15:25

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present for your intellectual and philosophical pleasure,

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the Creature.

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SCREAMS

1:15:411:15:43

Remain in your seats, I beg you. We are scientists, not children.

1:15:441:15:51

There is nothing to fear.

1:15:511:15:54

First, may I offer a neurological demonstration of the primary cerebellar functions -

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balance and co-ordination.

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Walk heel to toe.

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Backwards!

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Up until now you've seen the creature perform the simple mechanics of motor activity.

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But for what you are about to see now we must enter, quietly, into the realm of genius.

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Ladies and gentlemen, mesdames and messieurs,

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damen und herren!

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From what was once an inarticulate mass of lifeless tissue,

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may I now present a cultured, sophisticated, man-about-town!

1:17:101:17:17

Hit it!

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-MUSIC: "Puttin' On The Ritz"

-# If you're blue and you don't know where to go to,

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# Why don't you go where fashion sits?

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# Puttin' on the RITZZZZZZZ!

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# Different types who wear a day-coat, pants with stripes or cut-a-way coat,

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# Perfect fits...

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# PuttiNNNNNNNNNG On the RITZZZZ!

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# Dressed up like a million-dollar trouper!

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# Tryin' mighty hard to look like Gary Cooper...

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# SUPER-RRRRRRR DUPER-RRRRR!

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# Come let's mix where Rockefellers walk with sticks or umbrellas in their midst

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# PuttING-G ON THE RITZZZZZ! #

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CREATURE SCREAMS

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It's nothing...NOTHING, I tell you.

1:19:011:19:05

5...6...7...8!

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Come on! Do you want me to look a fool?

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AUDIENCE BOO AND HISS

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I beg you, don't humiliate him!

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CREATURE ROARS

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I will not let you destroy my work! I command you to come back!

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MMMMMM!

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THEY JEER

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Chained...

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Chained like a beast in a cage.

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Oh, Doktor, I feel so terrible.

1:20:281:20:31

There's only one answer. If I could equalise the imbalance in his cerebro-spinal fluid,

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he'd be as right as rain!

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But how? HOW?

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Before it's too late.

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Oh, Frederick!

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If ONLY I could relieve this torture you're going through.

1:20:481:20:54

-If there was a way...

-Arrrr...Arr.

-I could help you.

-Arrr Arrrr!

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-If there was some way...

-Arrr...arr.

-I could relieve the tension...

-Arr, Arrrrr.

-If I could give you peace!

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Doktor, I have...

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Doktor?

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What is it?

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Doktor, where are you?

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A cable came while you were gone.

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I thought I told you never to interrupt me while I'm WORKING!

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I thought this vas an emergency.

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-Your fiancee will be arriving ANY second!

-WHAT?!

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Elizabeth here?! Tonight?!

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I go to prepare her room - at once.

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I suggest you put on a tie!

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Darling!

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Darling!

1:22:261:22:29

-Surprised?

-Surprised.

-Love me?

-Love you.

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Well...

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-Let's turn in.

-DARLING?!

1:22:361:22:39

I'm sure you're feeling tired. I'll pay the driver.

1:22:391:22:43

Darling!

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What?!

1:22:441:22:46

-Surprised?

-Why...yes.

1:22:471:22:50

-Love me?

-Well...er...

1:22:501:22:52

-Well... Let's turn in.

-Oh!

-Darling?

1:22:521:22:56

-Say nothing. Act casual.

-Ready?

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I...I...I think...yes.

1:22:591:23:02

I AM a bit tired, after all!

1:23:021:23:05

My assistants, Inga and Aye-gor.

1:23:061:23:09

How do you do?

1:23:091:23:12

How do YOU do?

1:23:121:23:14

-My financier, Elizabeth.

-I'm so happy to meet you.

1:23:141:23:18

-My fiancee.

-Darling, what is it EXACTLY that you DO do?

1:23:181:23:24

Well, I...er assist Dr Fronkonsteen in the lab.

1:23:261:23:30

-We have intellectual discussions. We were just having one...

-May I?

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Wait a minute, wait a minute.

1:23:371:23:39

-Aye-gor, would you give me a hand with the bags?

-You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban.

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-Oh...

-GRRRRRRRR!

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Grrrrrrrl! Grrrrrrrrrrr!

1:23:471:23:49

-Woof! Woof!

-Stop that. I meant the luggage.

-Yes, master.

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Ladies, this way.

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-It'll be a long night. If you need help with the girls...

-GET IN!

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-MmMMMMMMmm!

-< Ha-ha-ha-haaaa!

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< Settle down now.

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We're gonna be PALS!

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-RIGHT?

-Mmmmmmm!

1:24:161:24:20

Nice and cosy.

1:24:201:24:22

Just like old friends.

1:24:221:24:26

-MMMMMM!

-What's the matter?

1:24:331:24:35

-MMMMM!

-Are you afraid of fire?

1:24:351:24:38

-It can't hurt you. SEE?

-MMMMMM!

-Ha-ha!

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Some monster you are. My mother vas right.

1:24:421:24:47

Little boys aren't supposed to play with fire.

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-MMMMMMMM!

-Should they?

-MMMMMM!

-Cos they might get hurt!

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HALT!

1:25:191:25:21

(Up!)

1:25:211:25:23

A riot is-s an ugly zing!

1:25:231:25:27

But I zink it is time zat ve had one!

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KILL THE MONSTER!

1:25:341:25:36

As heaven is my witness... (UP...)

1:25:361:25:39

He vill curse ze day he vas born

1:25:391:25:44

A FRANKENSTEIN!

1:25:441:25:46

ALL: WHAT?

1:25:461:25:48

I said he vill curse ze day he vas born a Frankenstein.

1:25:481:25:53

ALL: YAY!

1:25:531:25:56

BURN HIM! BURN HIM! BURN HIM!

1:25:561:25:59

Loose...he's broken LOOSE.

1:26:091:26:13

-You know what that means?

-Darling, you mustn't worry.

1:26:131:26:19

-I suppose you're right.

-Of course I am.

1:26:201:26:24

-Come along like a good boy.

-What would I do without you?

1:26:241:26:29

Is your room just down the hall in case I get the frights tonight?

1:26:291:26:34

Yes...but tonight... under the circumstances...

1:26:341:26:38

I might...stay here with you.

1:26:381:26:40

Would YOU want me LIKE THIS...NOW?

1:26:401:26:43

So soon before our wedding? So near that we can almost touch it?

1:26:431:26:48

YES! I DO!

1:26:501:26:53

Or...

1:26:531:26:55

Just wait a little while longer when I can give myself to you without hesitation.

1:26:551:27:00

When I can be totally, unashamedly, and legally yours.

1:27:001:27:05

-It's a tough choice.

-You're a tough guy.

1:27:081:27:13

-I suppose you're right.

-Of course I am. I always am!

1:27:151:27:20

Now give me a kiss and say good night.

1:27:201:27:23

No tongues!

1:27:261:27:28

-Good night, darling.

-Hmmm.

1:27:341:27:37

-Good night, sweetheart.

-Hmmm.

1:27:371:27:40

-I love you.

-I love you, too.

1:27:401:27:43

-You love me?

-Hummmm hmmm!

-I love you, honey.

1:27:431:27:46

-Sweet dreams, darling.

-Hummm hmmm!

-Don't let the bugs bite.

1:27:461:27:51

Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!

1:27:541:27:56

Mmmm!

1:27:561:27:58

# He loosed the fateful lightning of his terrible swift sword

1:27:581:28:03

# His truth is marching on! Daaa daaa-la-da-da!

1:28:031:28:09

# Glo-ry, glo-ry, hall-e-lujah

1:28:091:28:13

# Glo-ry, glo-ry, hall-e-lujah. #

1:28:131:28:19

SHE SCREAMS

1:28:191:28:21

DOG BARKS

1:28:281:28:31

Mmmmmmmmmm!

1:28:361:28:38

Where am I?

1:29:051:29:07

W...W...Who are you?

1:29:091:29:12

What d-d-do you want?

1:29:121:29:14

MMMMmmmmmmmmm(!)

1:29:141:29:15

Calm down!

1:29:151:29:17

I'm not afraid of you.

1:29:171:29:20

Let me go. My father is very rich. You can have the world.

1:29:201:29:24

Listen! I HAVE to be back by 11.30. I'm expecting an important call.

1:29:241:29:30

-Mmmmmmm!

-SPEAK! Why don't you SPEAK?

1:29:301:29:33

Oh...oh!

1:29:331:29:36

You CAN'T be serious?

1:29:361:29:38

Mmmmmmm!

1:29:381:29:40

I'm a...I'm...

1:29:401:29:42

OH, MY GOD!

1:29:421:29:44

WOOF!

1:29:441:29:46

Mmmmmmm!

1:29:461:29:48

I...I...I'm engaged, but I...I didn't. It was never..!

1:29:491:29:53

OH!

1:29:531:29:54

ARRR!

1:29:541:29:55

OOOOOH! OOOOHHHHHH! ARRRRRR!

1:29:551:29:58

# Oooohhh sw-e-e-e-t mystery of life At last I've fou-n-n-nd you-oooo

1:29:581:30:05

# Oooooooh at la-s-st I know the secret of it all! #

1:30:051:30:12

Shh!

1:30:181:30:20

-A penny for your thoughts.

-Mmmmmmmmmm!

1:30:411:30:45

You're incorrigible, aren't you?

1:30:451:30:48

Mmmm, you little zipper-neck!

1:30:481:30:51

MMmmmm!

1:30:511:30:53

All right...

1:30:531:30:56

Seven has always been my...lucky number.

1:30:561:30:59

-Come over here, you HOT monster!

-Mmmmmmmmm!

1:30:591:31:04

WISTFUL MELODY PLAYS >

1:31:041:31:06

-What is it?

-Mmmmm.

-What's wrong?

1:31:061:31:09

-Mmmmmm.

-Is it that music?

-Mmmmmm!

1:31:091:31:11

Probably from a nearby cottage, nothing to worry about.

1:31:111:31:16

Where are you going?

1:31:161:31:18

You men are all alike! Seven or eight quick ones and you're off with the boys to BOAST and BRAG!

1:31:181:31:24

You'd better keep your mouth shut!

1:31:241:31:27

Oh, I think I love him.

1:31:271:31:30

WISTFUL VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYS

1:31:351:31:38

FOOTSTEPS > Oh, look, he's coming back!

1:32:121:32:18

Keep playing! It's the music that's bringing him back!

1:32:181:32:23

Mmmmmm...Mmmmmmm....

1:32:231:32:26

COME ON! Come on! You can do it!

1:32:411:32:45

COME ON! YOU CAN DO IT!

1:32:511:32:53

Mmmmmmm...?

1:32:551:32:56

Mmmmm.... MMMMMmmm!

1:32:561:32:59

Don't touch him!

1:32:591:33:01

-He wants to do it by himself.

-Arrh....mmmm...arh!

1:33:011:33:04

YOU...CAN...DO...IT!

1:33:041:33:07

PLEASE...my creation.

1:33:071:33:10

Quick, catch him!

1:33:191:33:22

Have the preparations been made for the transference?

1:33:251:33:29

-Yes, Doktor.

-Are you sure you want to do it?

1:33:291:33:33

It's the only thing that can save him.

1:33:331:33:36

You realise you're risking BOTH your lives?

1:33:361:33:40

Ye-es.

1:33:411:33:43

SWITCH IT ON!

1:33:551:33:57

-How do we know when they're done?

-The doctor said 15 minutes.

1:34:171:34:21

NOT ONE second MORE or LESS!

1:34:211:34:25

ALL: KILL HIM!

1:34:281:34:30

-How long now?

-Two more minutes.

1:34:341:34:38

EINS...ZWEI...

1:34:381:34:41

DREI... CHARGE!

1:34:411:34:43

EINS...ZWEI...DREI... CHARGE!

1:34:431:34:47

EINS....ZWEI...DREI... CHARGE!

1:34:471:34:50

-What's that noise?

-I don't know.

-What time is it?

1:34:581:35:01

Almost time!

1:35:011:35:03

The villagers!

1:35:071:35:09

No! NO! Just another seven seconds!

1:35:131:35:17

NO! NO!! NOOOOOOOO!

1:35:231:35:25

Put that man down!

1:35:251:35:28

The monster? It is!

1:35:281:35:30

I said, put that man down!

1:35:301:35:33

Who do you zink you are, zat you order zese people about?

1:35:421:35:47

I am THE MONSTER!

1:35:471:35:50

I...I...I see you are ze Monster.

1:35:511:35:54

As long as I can remember, people have hated me.

1:35:541:35:58

They look at my face and my body, and they run away in horror.

1:35:591:36:05

In my loneliness, I decided that if I could not inspire love, which was my deepest hope,

1:36:051:36:11

I would instead cause FEAR!

1:36:111:36:13

ALL GASP

1:36:131:36:15

I live...

1:36:151:36:17

because this poor, half-crazed genius has given me life.

1:36:171:36:24

He alone held an image of me as something beautiful.

1:36:241:36:29

And then, when it would have been easy enough to stay out of danger,

1:36:291:36:35

he used his body as a guinea-pig...

1:36:351:36:38

to give me a calmer brain...

1:36:381:36:41

and a...more...sophisticated way of expressing myself.

1:36:411:36:48

Zis is, of course, a different situation.

1:36:491:36:53

As ze leader of zis community, may I be ze first to offer you my hand in friendship?

1:36:531:37:01

-Thank you.

-You are entirely welcome.

1:37:071:37:10

And now let us go to my house for a little sponge cake and wine.

1:37:101:37:16

Oh, shit!

1:37:161:37:18

To the lumber-yard!

1:37:201:37:23

FREDDY HUMS THE WEDDING MARCH

1:37:381:37:40

# De dum dum

1:37:401:37:42

# De dal da dum dum. #

1:37:421:37:45

Hello...Mrs Frankenstein.

1:37:451:37:48

MRS FRANKENSTEIN! What a beautiful name!

1:37:481:37:52

-Oh, darling!

-Hold on to your hat!

1:37:521:37:56

What?

1:37:561:37:57

I'll be right back!

1:37:571:38:01

Wow, wow, wow...

1:38:041:38:05

wow, wow, wow, wow, WOW!

1:38:051:38:07

# De dum de dum

1:38:091:38:11

# De dum de...

1:38:111:38:13

I'm holding onto it, darling.

1:38:141:38:18

< Just a few more seconds!

1:38:181:38:21

SHE HUMS THE WISTFUL MELODY # La lee la la la

1:38:291:38:33

# La de daa laa!

1:38:331:38:35

# La laaa dee laa!

1:38:351:38:40

# Las de da da dee

1:38:401:38:46

# La dee laa dee... #

1:38:461:38:52

ELIZABETH HUMS

1:38:521:38:54

# Laaaa laaa daaa dum... # Honey!

1:38:571:39:00

I hope you didn't find Daddy's party TOO boring. He did it JUST for you.

1:39:001:39:05

-Tell me you liked it.

-Mmm-mmm.

1:39:051:39:07

Honey, did you see? I put a hamper in the bathroom for shirts,

1:39:071:39:12

and one for socks and poo-poo undies.

1:39:121:39:16

Here I come!

1:39:161:39:18

# Doo doo doo-oop dooo do!

1:39:271:39:30

# Der dooo doo der doooo!

1:39:301:39:32

# Tcha!

1:39:321:39:35

Mmmm...!

1:39:351:39:37

Mmmmmmmmm...!

1:39:371:39:41

Mmmmmmmmmm!

1:39:411:39:45

Mmmmmmm! Ze feeling is mutual.

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You know, it's a puzzle. There's something I've always wanted to ask you about that operation.

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In ze transference part, ze monster got part of your wonderful brain,

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but what did you get from him?

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Mmmmmmmmmm...!

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Oh, NO! OH! I DON'T believe it...OH!

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Ahh! OH! OH! OOH!

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# Oh, swee-e-e-t mystery of life At las-s-st I've fo-o-und you-oo! #

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