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# I feel it happening | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
# My heart's giving in | 0:00:24 | 0:00:28 | |
# There's nothing wrong with me... # | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
The midnight kiss. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
It's not just another kiss. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
It's all the hope of romance of the year culminating in just one moment. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:43 | |
And that overhyped kiss in which there is so much calling, texting, IM-ing, planning, hurrying, | 0:00:43 | 0:00:48 | |
drinking to make happen is all set at a moment when time itself takes centre stage, when you can palpably | 0:00:48 | 0:00:54 | |
feel the weight of the year to come mixed with the loneliness and missed opportunities of the years gone by. | 0:00:54 | 0:01:00 | |
For years, I used to work at a video store, and on New Year's I would always deal | 0:01:10 | 0:01:14 | |
with what I thought were my people - those brokenhearted souls that hated the whole pageantry of the night, | 0:01:14 | 0:01:20 | |
the ones who wanted to quietly and privately wallow in their own self-pity, getting drunk | 0:01:20 | 0:01:25 | |
on the fictional romance and heartbreak of others. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
That was me, the lonely hunker-down type, waiting for the night to blow over. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:41 | |
But sometimes you're so low you can no longer follow that routine any more. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:46 | |
# I feel it happening | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
# My heart's giving in | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
# There's nothing wrong with me | 0:02:23 | 0:02:28 | |
# Can't wait to begin | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
# Your love surrounds me... # | 0:02:33 | 0:02:37 | |
Oh, Jeez, I'm sorry. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:40 | |
-Oh, God! Oh, man! I didn't know you guys were here, man! -It's all right. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:45 | |
-I thought you guys were at Min's house. -Yeah, we got home early. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:49 | |
Ah, don't worry about it. It's OK, man. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
-I'm really embarrassed. -Don't be. Everybody jerks off. It's natural. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:55 | |
I had no idea you guys were even here. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
We just got home before. Don't even worry about it, man. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:01 | |
You know? | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
Hey, what the fuck is this? | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
It's... | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
-Is that Min? -No, it's nothing. It's nothing. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
I'll explain that in a second. Just don't go in there, Jacob. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
-It looks just like her. -No, it's not. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
-Well, what is this? -I'll explain in a second, all right? | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
Hey, Min? | 0:03:22 | 0:03:23 | |
Min, get in here, OK? | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
-No, no, no, no, no, come on. Jacob... -Is that you? | 0:03:25 | 0:03:28 | |
God, no! Jacob! | 0:03:28 | 0:03:29 | |
-Oh, man! -Is that you? | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
-No! -What do you mean, that's not you? That's definitely you! | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
That is not you? You're telling me that's not you? Are you sure that's not you? | 0:03:36 | 0:03:40 | |
No, it's not! | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
-Positive? -It's not me! | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
Just give it to me straight. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
That's you? What happened? It doesn't matter. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
ARGUMENT CONTINUES | 0:03:49 | 0:03:50 | |
# I'll take a trip on a slow boat through paradise with you. # | 0:03:50 | 0:03:58 | |
I'm a worthless piece of shit that should just die and not be buried. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:05 | |
I mean, I can't even get a job in this town. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
-You just need to get laid. -I'm trying! -You're trying? | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
What, are you hitting on the fucking girl at the grocery store when you buy your tub of Chunky Monkey? | 0:04:10 | 0:04:15 | |
You don't see it. I mean, I put myself out there... | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
All you've done is sit around, eat your ice cream and fucking smoke bongloads | 0:04:18 | 0:04:22 | |
You haven't even looked for work, man. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
Look, if you just want to sit there and stare out the window with your beer and smoke your cigarette, | 0:04:26 | 0:04:31 | |
that's fine, and jack off to pictures of my girlfriend on New Year's Eve, just be my guest. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:35 | |
Jacob, leave him alone. I thought it was sweet. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
You thought it was sweet that he was jacking off to pictures of you? | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
I thought it was really flattering. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
You are the cutest thing in the world! Oh, my God! | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
Oh, my God, what is this? | 0:04:48 | 0:04:52 | |
We could give him some more material, you know? | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
Well, I'm going to go check my e-mail. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
-Dude, quit! -OK... | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
It's just the whole world that I find depressing right now, you know? | 0:05:02 | 0:05:06 | |
Just the wars and the lies and Columbine and George Bush... | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
Columbine was ten years ago! | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
I'm just saying, there's so much hatred and just violence out there. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
Look, if you really want to meet somebody that's pretty and cool and interesting, you can do that. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:19 | |
All you got to do, my friend, is put an ad up on the Craigslist. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:24 | |
I don't know, man. The whole online dating thing, I think it's a little bit too... | 0:05:24 | 0:05:28 | |
-pathetic for me. -It's not pathetic. I mean, everybody does it. I have a MySpace page, Facebook. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:33 | |
-Min does, too. Everybody does. -That's different than Craigslist. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:37 | |
Look, you don't have time to do MySpace. Craigslist is the only way. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
Look at it as research into the world. You haven't written anything since you've been here. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:44 | |
Here, check this out. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
Look at all these lonely people. All these women are online right now. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:50 | |
If you go to a bar, nobody's even going to talk to you. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
They're won't look at you. You have to message them, you have to say, | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
"Hey, yeah, I'll send you a message," in order for them to trust you. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:59 | |
Listen, if you don't do that, it's just going to be weird and creepy. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
Hey, Min, don't you think he should do it? | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
Yeah, yeah, absolutely! You should do it before it's too late. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:08 | |
Just type it. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
Just write the damn thing. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:11 | |
This is humiliating. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
Misanthrope seeks misanthrope. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
If you respond to this ad, you're probably not the kind of woman I'd go out with. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:21 | |
I guess I'm lonely and it's New Year's and I'm willing to embarrass the hell out of myself with this ad. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:26 | |
My girlfriends have over the years been intelligent and beautiful. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
In the end they've all broken my heart, whatever that means. My friend says I need a photo, so here it is. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:34 | |
-Talk soon. Wilson. -Well, yeah, that's good. Very clever. Sounds really good. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:38 | |
OK, all we have to do now is put up a photo and put your number in. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:43 | |
Put our home phone number on there. I don't want my cell phone ringing off the hook. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:47 | |
-I can't believe we're doing this. We're inviting total insanity into our house. -That's good, man! | 0:06:47 | 0:06:52 | |
You're not going to find it sitting around the apartment. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
We're going to get robbed. I'm going to get raped. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
All right, look, it's all up on the World Wide Web now, all right? | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
Now it's time to see if you're really hot or not. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
Your phone is going to be ringing off the hook. You're going to have14-year-olds calling you, | 0:07:02 | 0:07:07 | |
you're going to have grandmas calling you. Better be excited about this one. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:12 | |
'There's no way I could have understood their pain. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:16 | |
'And when I see that, you know, I just want to do something.' | 0:07:16 | 0:07:20 | |
-Totally. -HE COUGHS | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
'Are you smoking pot?' | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
Yes. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:28 | |
'While you're talking to your mother on the phone?' | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
Look, Mom, you're just talking and talking. I just figured... Oh, hey, Mom, thank you so much. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:39 | |
I got the package. It came yesterday. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
'Are you sure this is what you want?' | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
Yes, absolutely. I love it. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
God, you two are so lucky to have each other. I mean, I just miss that sort of comfort and connection. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:53 | |
Like Karen and I. We worked at the same restaurant, | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
and we'd sometimes leave early and go to the McDonald's drive-through, | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
and we'd just sit there, eating and just sitting there, | 0:07:59 | 0:08:03 | |
sharing that moment, y'know, just being there with one another. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:09 | |
Yeah. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
It seems like yesterday we were back in Texas. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
So much has happened over these three months, unfortunately all bad for me. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:34 | |
LA has been a disaster. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:35 | |
The day after we broke up, on my drive out here, I flipped my car. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:40 | |
The tread on the tyre separated and I lost control. The photo is attached. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:44 | |
It was surreal. There I was, standing in the middle of I-10 with everything I own | 0:08:44 | 0:08:49 | |
flung across the freeway in the middle of Arizona, you were on the opposite side of the world, | 0:08:49 | 0:08:54 | |
all my close friends were 16 hours to the east and I was to move to a place I'd loathed my whole life, | 0:08:54 | 0:09:00 | |
LA. And I'd arrive there without a car. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:04 | |
The script that we all thought would sell has been delayed | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
after my laptop was stolen one night during a walk with my sister. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:11 | |
'Someone biked by and took my computer. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
'I stupidly left it in my nephew's stroller a few feet away from me.' | 0:09:13 | 0:09:17 | |
BOY LAUGHS That's funny, right? | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
Since then, I've been in a total daze and bordering on suicide. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:26 | |
I probably would have done it if the bathtub here wasn't so filthy. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:30 | |
I don't know what I'm doing here in LA. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
I miss you more than I could possibly imagine. Just hearing your voice would melt all my anxiety, | 0:09:33 | 0:09:39 | |
as I would know that there's someone out there that still cares whether I live or die. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:43 | |
Karen, hope you're feeling well. Happy New Year. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:57 | |
Looks like my script's going to sell. Finally I can pay off all my debts! | 0:09:57 | 0:10:02 | |
Now who knows what's next? I'd love to hear your voice sometime. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:06 | |
-So, what happened the other day with the woman across the hall? -She died. -Oh, gosh. -She absolutely died. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:20 | |
-You know why? Because she was very old. -Oh, you know what? | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
I didn't see her on Willard. She was, what, in her eighties? | 0:10:23 | 0:10:27 | |
But apart from that, she was a bitch. She was a bitch. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:31 | |
Between the running of the water and the showers, the bath, I'm sorry, but it was just insane with her. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:36 | |
-They must have buried a prune! -That's kind of harsh. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:40 | |
Well, hey, it's the New Year's. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
Out with the old, in with the new. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
-Oh! -Happy New Year. And what are you doing for New Year's? Anything interesting? | 0:10:46 | 0:10:51 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:10:51 | 0:10:52 | |
Oh, shit, it's on now, man. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
Hello? | 0:10:58 | 0:10:59 | |
# Happy, happy birthday today | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
-'# Happy, happy birthday anyway...' -Who is it? -'# ..any day' | 0:11:02 | 0:11:08 | |
# Baby boy, baby boy baby boom-boom-boom!# | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
-Hey, Mom. How's it going? God, you sound like you're at a party or something. -I am! Hi! | 0:11:10 | 0:11:15 | |
'Oh, I love Florida! God!' | 0:11:15 | 0:11:19 | |
-I have so many friends! -Glad you're having a good time. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:25 | |
Wilson, I have something very serious to discuss with you. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
-What? -You have to promise. You can't joke or laugh about it. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:32 | |
-I mean, it's hard enough as it is. -Mom, I'm not going to judge you. -You promise? | 0:11:32 | 0:11:38 | |
-I promise! Mom, what?! -I'm getting breast enhancement. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:43 | |
-'At a discount!' -What?! Why? | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
Well, Wilson, you said you wouldn't be judgmental. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
I'm not judging you! | 0:11:49 | 0:11:50 | |
Y'know, you're a nice woman settling into her old age. You don't need a boob job. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:54 | |
La, la, la, I'm not listening! | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
'I'm doing it anyway. La, la, la. | 0:11:56 | 0:12:00 | |
Hang on, I got another call. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
Hello? | 0:12:04 | 0:12:05 | |
'Hello?' | 0:12:07 | 0:12:08 | |
Are you the misanthrope? | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
Um, uh, yes. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:19 | |
Are you the misanthropee? | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
Um, I don't know. I had to look it up. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
You know, it sounds pretty intense, but I guess for today that's me, so, um, I'll give you a shot. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:28 | |
But listen, I'm not wasting my New Year's Eve on somebody I don't like. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
We'll meet, and within five minutes I'll know if I like you. Where do you want to meet? | 0:12:31 | 0:12:36 | |
Whoa, that seems like a lot of pressure. I don't know if I can handle that. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:40 | |
Yeah? Well, life's full of pressure, y'know? So, is La Poubelle OK with you? | 0:12:40 | 0:12:44 | |
Uh, yeah, it's... | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
Then I'll see you there at about four o'clock. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:47 | |
Wait, hold on. I don't even know what you look like. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
I mean, you've seen a picture of me. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
Well, I'm 300lb, I'm into bondage, and I like Hello Kitty. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:58 | |
'God, I'm just kidding! What can you not find out in five minutes?' | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
No offence, but I'm meeting three other guys before I meet you. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
I'm going to figure out which one I like best. OK? | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
I'm not going to waste my New Year's Eve on some total fuck-up. Do you get what I'm saying? | 0:13:10 | 0:13:14 | |
-Are you going to meet me there at four? -'OK.' -OK, great. -'Wait, wait.' | 0:13:14 | 0:13:18 | |
What will you be wearing? | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
What? Is this some kind of fucking sex thing? | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
No! No, no, I'm just going to be sitting there all nervous | 0:13:22 | 0:13:26 | |
and looking at every girl that comes in, and, y'know, it's embarrassing. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:30 | |
Well, too bad, OK? That's your fucking life right now. I can't help you. So, I'll see you at four? | 0:13:30 | 0:13:34 | |
-Will I see you at four? -OK. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
OK, bye. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
-I'm sorry about that. -Who was that? | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
It was, uh, just a friend. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
-A girl? -Yeah, actually it was. -What's her name? What's she do? | 0:13:49 | 0:13:53 | |
Mom, it's not at that point. Just let it be, OK? | 0:13:53 | 0:13:57 | |
I mean, honey, you're hedging on thirty. | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
You'd think you'd be on a serious relationship. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
Mom, Mom, Jeez, come on! | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
-OK? Just drop it. -Oh, OK. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:07 | |
Y'know, you sound good, honey, you really do. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
I mean, I thought maybe when Karen dumped you I'd be worried about you, | 0:14:10 | 0:14:14 | |
-but you sound good! -Yeah, I've never been happier. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:19 | |
That's my go-get-'em kid! You go get 'em, honey. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:23 | |
Happy New Year, baby. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:24 | |
-I think you look great. -Really? -You're going to need a belt, though. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:31 | |
Jacob! Can you grab some belts? | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
Got the belts! Which one? | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
-This one. -OK. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
You're looking good, man! | 0:14:38 | 0:14:39 | |
You look great! I like the whole Freddy Krueger look and everything. I love that sweater on you, man. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:44 | |
-I feel like a rodeo clown. -You're not. Hey, Bui, get in here, man. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
Help me with this guy. What do you think of this guy's outfit? | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
Oh, man! Yeah, you look New York. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
Well, I just don't like wearing clothes that I look back in ten years and I feel humiliated. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:58 | |
That's not this outfit. That's nice. That's a classic. That's timeless, man. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
-Clothes make the man! You got to feel comfortable. -I feel good. I mean, the belt's not working. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:06 | |
-Do you have another belt, Jacob? -I got it. I used to wear this belt. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
You just need to come down, buckle my shoe, right there. Yeah! | 0:15:09 | 0:15:13 | |
-You're feeling it. So, this is the outfit, then? -Yeah. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
-All right, good, you're dressed. -I would totally fuck you. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
See? I would fuck you, too. We'd all do an orgy. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
She'd fuck you, I'd fuck you. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:25 | |
Would you fuck him? | 0:15:25 | 0:15:28 | |
OK. Yeah! Yeah, I mean... | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
See? Look, you're looking good. This is like the heartbreaker outfit. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:34 | |
-You'll break hearts in this outfit. You ready to break a heart? -Yeah, I feel Mr Heartbreaker. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:39 | |
-Now we're talking! There you go. All right, high five? -High five. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
-High five, everybody. High five. -I'm feeling confident. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:46 | |
Sorry about that, man. I just don't feel confident wearing those clothes. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:51 | |
It's all right, you got to wear what you like. That's how it works. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
So, thanks for letting me borrow your car tonight. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
-I'll fill it up with gas. -It's not a problem, it's not a problem. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
Do you want to borrow some money? You can buy the girl some flowers. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:02 | |
I don't need to borrow any money from you. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
-We used to take baths together when we were ten. You can borrow anything. -Whoa, we weren't ten, | 0:16:04 | 0:16:08 | |
we were, like, two. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:09 | |
Hey, don't eat her out. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
What?! What are you talking about? | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
We're not in Texas any more. This is LA, man. Girls are dirty here, man. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
Just don't eat her out. And wear a condom. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:18 | |
I'm not even thinking about that right now. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
Look, I don't want to get some disease because I used the same bar of soap as you | 0:16:20 | 0:16:24 | |
or cos I sat on the toilet with you, y'know? | 0:16:24 | 0:16:27 | |
Just don't do it. Just don't do it. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:28 | |
-Well, I don't have any condoms, so... -Don't worry about it. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
-I got you covered. I brought some for you. -Whoa! Jeez! | 0:16:31 | 0:16:34 | |
I don't need five! | 0:16:34 | 0:16:35 | |
Actually, I don't need any. I don't like having them on me. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:39 | |
It's too predetermined. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:40 | |
It's reality! It's not predetermined, it's reality. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
If it gets to that point, I can just run out and get some. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
Jesus Christ, you're acting like you're in seventh grade, man! | 0:16:46 | 0:16:50 | |
We fuck, we suck. We're animals, we're apes. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
We stick fucking pieces of plastic in us so that we can come, | 0:16:52 | 0:16:55 | |
we fucking stick each other's dicks in each other's asses. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:59 | |
You don't get upset when they leave toilet paper next to the toilet seat | 0:16:59 | 0:17:03 | |
because they assume you have to wipe your ass, do you? | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
Well, do you or not, man? | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
Shit, no, you don't, man! | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
Girls aren't going to carry those things. Girls don't do that thing. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:16 | |
They feel guilty. They feel like sluts if they carry these things around, so just take 'em. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:20 | |
-I'll take two. -No, take three. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
Sometimes you get tired and you're going to need to slip on one. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
That's a big one. That's an extra large. I don't know your size, but it might come in handy. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:31 | |
I haven't seen a condom in six years. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
Get used to it, man. I mean, these ladies out there, they are insane. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:38 | |
They are trying to hook a man. We are getting older. They'll poke holes in condoms. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:42 | |
No, I'm serious. Especially the Asian ones, man. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:46 | |
They will fucking poke holes in condoms so they get knocked up, | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
cos if they get knocked up they get citizenship. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
Yellow fever? Wear the fucking life jacket. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:53 | |
That's it. Your nut sack is filled with green cards, all right? | 0:17:53 | 0:17:57 | |
So just be safe and bring your own. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:01 | |
Man, I don't even know if she's good-looking. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
I mean, she said she was 300lb and into bondage. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
All right, man, here. Just take all five. This is fucking hilarious. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:10 | |
Look, you got to promise me you're going to come to the party tonight. It's important. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:23 | |
Well, I'll try. I don't know what's going to happen in here. I may be tied to the dominatrix's bed post. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:27 | |
Fuck, uh, there's something very, very special that I'm going to do, | 0:18:27 | 0:18:32 | |
and it would mean a lot to me if you were going to be there. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:36 | |
What? | 0:18:36 | 0:18:37 | |
What are you talking about? | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
All right, don't say anything, but... | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
..I'm going to propose to Min. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
You're serious? | 0:18:46 | 0:18:47 | |
Yeah. I love her. I just figure, y'know, why not get married? | 0:18:47 | 0:18:52 | |
Do you have a ring? | 0:18:52 | 0:18:53 | |
Yeah! Yeah. My mom just sent it yesterday. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:57 | |
This came yesterday. Look at that. | 0:18:57 | 0:19:00 | |
That's the ring of doom. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:02 | |
My father gave that to every one of his five wives, and every one of them ended in divorce. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:08 | |
My mom is the only one that kept it. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
And that ring has so much fucking hatred and just anger and aggression | 0:19:10 | 0:19:15 | |
and fucking frustration and just divorce all tied into that. But you know what? | 0:19:15 | 0:19:20 | |
I don't care. My love for Min is so strong that I'm going to beat the McIntyre curse. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:25 | |
That right there is going to become the ring of love. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:28 | |
Man, I'm so happy for you. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
I was going to do it this morning, but your little jack-off stunt kinda killed the mood. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:36 | |
You just made the whole thing that much more memorable. It's great. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
Oh, that's great(!) Now you're going to tell that story every time somebody asks you how you proposed. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:45 | |
Yeah, man, that's why I love you. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
I love you for that. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:48 | |
All right, man. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
Good luck. I'm happy for you, man. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
-I'm really happy for you. Good luck. -And you. Good luck. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
-I'll see you tonight. -All righty. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
-Hey, uh, I'm just meeting someone here. -Sure. Two? | 0:20:10 | 0:20:14 | |
-Two, yeah. -Wherever you like. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
OK. And can I get a double espresso? | 0:20:16 | 0:20:17 | |
No problem. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
Wilson! | 0:21:02 | 0:21:03 | |
Hey. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:17 | |
You're not that bad. You should've seen the last guy I interviewed. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:21 | |
Said he was an acupuncturist. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:22 | |
Wanted to take me to his house, lights candles and stick fucking pins in me. I fucking hate men! | 0:21:22 | 0:21:27 | |
-I think they're going to end up being so simple, and they're just fucking apes. -Yeah... | 0:21:27 | 0:21:33 | |
So, uh, how old are you? | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
What?! | 0:21:36 | 0:21:37 | |
-How old are you? -Don't you think that's a fucking rude question? | 0:21:37 | 0:21:43 | |
No! I mean, obviously you're extremely attractive. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:47 | |
-What? -C'mere, c'mere. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:53 | |
Actually, to tell you the truth, I'm 17. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:58 | |
But don't freak out. I'm going to be 18 in eleven months. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:02 | |
I know you probably want to have sex. So do I, but you can still come over. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
My mom's room is way down the hall, and my dad goes hunting every weekend. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:09 | |
And to tell you the truth, Wilson, | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
I don't know if I can wait. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
My pussy is so wet right now. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:15 | |
It's going to be too hard. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
-What? -You're fucking thinking about statutory rape right now. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:27 | |
-You're a mental statutory rapist. That's fucking great. I'm 27. -Oh. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:32 | |
You really thought I was 17? | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
No! I mean, I'm glad that you're not. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:39 | |
-Why, so now you can fuck me? -What? No! -Just get a life, OK? | 0:22:39 | 0:22:43 | |
This isn't a "get laid for free" night, OK? Damn it. I think we should pray. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
-What? Are you serious? -Yes! Do you have a problem with that? -Well, actually, I... -Shhh! | 0:22:46 | 0:22:51 | |
Close your eyes. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:54 | |
Dear God, whoever you are, please help us find whatever it is we're looking for tonight. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:59 | |
And please let Wilson know that he's not going to get in my pants. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
I don't want him to be too heartbroken. In God's name, amen. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:06 | |
Amen. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
That felt really good. I haven't prayed in a long time. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
-So, are you, like, really religious? -Uh-uh. I just said that so you wouldn't want to have sex with me. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:16 | |
I can't stand religious guys. They're all so fucking hyper. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
Well, maybe God IS watching over us tonight. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:22 | |
So we can find what we're looking for? | 0:23:22 | 0:23:24 | |
What are you looking for? | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
The love of my life. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:30 | |
On Craigslist? | 0:23:30 | 0:23:33 | |
No. God, no, forget it. I can't even stand any more relationships. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
Oh, I have one more interview after you, and actually, I think the guy is here. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:40 | |
-So if you don't mind sitting over there for a second... -Are you serious? | 0:23:40 | 0:23:44 | |
-Yeah, just go sit over there. -Don't you think... -Just go fucking sit! | 0:23:44 | 0:23:47 | |
Hi. You must be Stevie. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
Yes, I am. Thanks for meeting me. Mm. Wow, you're really good-looking, I have to say. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:58 | |
Thank you. That's very flattering. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
-Mm-hm. -So tell me, what do you do? | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
-What's your occupation? -I run a termite company. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
I used to have a restaurant, but the termite company's really good. Really good. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:09 | |
-That's the main thing I do. -Wow. So, you seem like a really nice guy. Why are you posting ads on Craigslist? | 0:24:09 | 0:24:13 | |
-Don't you think that's a little pathetic? -It's not something I normally do. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:17 | |
Come on, Stevie, everybody says that. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
I mean, uh, I'm divorced, I'm lonely. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:25 | |
It's hard to meet single women. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
Y'know, all my friends are married, and I have two kids. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:31 | |
Does that freak you out at all? | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
-Mm-mm. -I'm just trying to meet somebody. -Right, right. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
-So, kids. Two of them. -Yeah. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
Mm-hm. Boy-girl? Boy-boy? Girl-girl? | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
Oh, boy-girl. Jack, he's five. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
And Melissa, she's three. And they're just beautiful kids. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:46 | |
Well, um, you see like a really nice guy, Stevie, but to tell you the truth. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:51 | |
I just don't think it's going to work out. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
Well, I just drove down here from Irvine. | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
I mean, for sixty seconds? It was, like, an hour and a half drive. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
I mean, we could go out. We could have a really good time. I mean, sure, we could get along. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:06 | |
It'll be fun. I'm a really fun guy. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
It's just not going to work out today. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
-It was really, really nice meeting you. -Oh, my God! | 0:25:12 | 0:25:18 | |
-Oh, and have a happy New Year! -Yeah, happy New Year. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
Let's go. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:29 | |
Don't you think you were a little harsh back there? | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
No. When you have eleven siblings, you know how to just go out there and get what you want. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:36 | |
You can't waste any time. I think that's what's really going to give me my edge out here. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:40 | |
Your edge? What do you mean, your edge? | 0:25:40 | 0:25:41 | |
Well, I'm an actress, and out here it's a dime a dozen, and I just don't think people out here have | 0:25:41 | 0:25:46 | |
the raw ambition that I do. I don't know. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:50 | |
You're a real All About Eve, huh? | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
I don't know who Eve is, but yeah, I guess so. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
-Whoa, where are we going? -I don't know. I was following you. -Well, I was following you. | 0:25:55 | 0:26:01 | |
I'm not getting into a car with you. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
-OK. We could take the subway. -Yeah! Yeah, yeah, that sounds good. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:09 | |
Public place, there are people around, you can't rape me. That's great. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:13 | |
-You're a real trusting soul(!) -Y'know, I'm giving you until sunset, and then I'm going to figure out | 0:26:13 | 0:26:18 | |
if I like you or not. If not, I'm going to go out with somebody else. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:21 | |
-You're kidding, right? -No! I don't have time to fuck around. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:24 | |
I mean, so far, you seem like a really nice guy, but I'm not going to be standing there at midnight | 0:26:24 | 0:26:29 | |
next to a bunch of people fucking kissing all over each other next to some fucking dud. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:33 | |
So, you ever been down to the MOCA? | 0:26:35 | 0:26:38 | |
-What's that? -It's, um, | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
the Museum of Contemporary Art. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
-I guess you've never heard of it. -MOBILE RINGS -I hate museums. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
Oh, fuck you. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:48 | |
As if I'm going to pick up. I mean, seriously, what is wrong with men? | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
What the fuck is wrong with you guys? | 0:26:51 | 0:26:53 | |
Um, I don't know. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:57 | |
'Hey, this is Vivian. Leave a message and I'll call you back. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:01 | |
'Thanks!' | 0:27:01 | 0:27:02 | |
'Viv, it's been five days, and I'm just driving around looking for you. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:08 | |
'I don't know what else to do. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:10 | |
'If you, uh, | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
'got all these messages and you're ignoring me | 0:27:12 | 0:27:14 | |
'and you want to move on with your life, that's fine, I understand, but...' | 0:27:14 | 0:27:20 | |
'..I cannot let that happen. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
'Call me, honey. I love you.' | 0:27:27 | 0:27:29 | |
Hey, you shouldn't smoke in here. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:38 | |
-Why not? -For starters, it's not allowed. -Wow. | 0:27:38 | 0:27:40 | |
-Second of all, I hate litter. -Aren't you a goody two shoes? | 0:27:40 | 0:27:43 | |
No, I just don't like litter! | 0:27:43 | 0:27:46 | |
You're a real wild man. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:49 | |
-Listen, I have my moments. -You're right, | 0:27:49 | 0:27:51 | |
it's the quiet guys we have to look out for, | 0:27:51 | 0:27:53 | |
-they tend to be the freakiest. -Yeah, and you're not freaky? | 0:27:53 | 0:27:56 | |
I almost walked out of that coffee shop when you said that shit to that guy. | 0:27:56 | 0:28:00 | |
Oh, my God! That is pathetic, you're too soft. | 0:28:00 | 0:28:02 | |
Well, that guy probably went home and slit his wrists. | 0:28:02 | 0:28:05 | |
Fine by me, it's survival of the fittest. | 0:28:05 | 0:28:07 | |
-If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen. -Jeez! | 0:28:07 | 0:28:11 | |
Don't you think it's that random act of unkindness from some total stranger | 0:28:11 | 0:28:15 | |
that's the coup de grace? And all of a sudden... Boom! | 0:28:15 | 0:28:18 | |
..he'll bleed to death on the bathroom floor. | 0:28:18 | 0:28:20 | |
You know what? That's an excuse. | 0:28:20 | 0:28:22 | |
If you're at that point, do it, you're rotting in hell for eternity anyway. | 0:28:22 | 0:28:26 | |
Come on, we're going to miss the train. You should think about therapy, | 0:28:26 | 0:28:29 | |
-your Catholic upbringing has given you a sensitive edge. -Yeah, Catholic schoolgirl here. | 0:28:29 | 0:28:34 | |
I got my uniform in my purse, want me to take it out for you? | 0:28:34 | 0:28:37 | |
-I know you're into that whole paedophilia shit. -Fuck! | 0:28:37 | 0:28:40 | |
Have you read that book City Of Quartz? | 0:28:45 | 0:28:47 | |
No, books suck. Hey, we should go down to The Standard. | 0:28:47 | 0:28:51 | |
-Yeah! What's that? -It's this hotel downtown, they have this cool bar on the roof. | 0:28:51 | 0:28:55 | |
I read about it. Lindsay Lohan eats lunch there every day. | 0:28:55 | 0:28:58 | |
Oh, so she's eating again? | 0:28:58 | 0:29:00 | |
Yeah, but I don't know where it's at, so... | 0:29:00 | 0:29:02 | |
Well, I'm sure we could find it. | 0:29:02 | 0:29:05 | |
-Really? -Yeah! I mean, if you want to go. | 0:29:05 | 0:29:07 | |
Yeah, I'd love... I don't know, that'd be cool. | 0:29:07 | 0:29:09 | |
I just never get to do stuff like that, because my boyfriend's such an asshole he never wants to go out. | 0:29:09 | 0:29:14 | |
Yeah, well, I LOVE doing stuff like that. | 0:29:14 | 0:29:17 | |
SHE SQUEALS | 0:29:46 | 0:29:48 | |
Wow, the Los Angeles Stock Exchange. | 0:30:12 | 0:30:15 | |
"Founded on integrity." | 0:30:15 | 0:30:18 | |
Well, that's destined for failure. | 0:30:18 | 0:30:21 | |
Could you imagine if this happened to the New York Stock Exchange? | 0:30:21 | 0:30:25 | |
Like, all the banks left, someone closed down the stock exchange | 0:30:25 | 0:30:28 | |
and put a chain on the door? These things happen. | 0:30:28 | 0:30:31 | |
You look at our country and you think it could never fail. | 0:30:31 | 0:30:34 | |
But look at something like that, it makes you wonder. | 0:30:34 | 0:30:37 | |
It's like everything good in life eventually tragically fails. | 0:30:37 | 0:30:41 | |
No, you're just cynical. | 0:30:41 | 0:30:43 | |
-I am not cynical. -Yes, you are! | 0:30:43 | 0:30:45 | |
What goes around comes around. You have no hope. | 0:30:45 | 0:30:47 | |
-It's not about hope. -Yes, it is! | 0:30:47 | 0:30:49 | |
I mean, if King Tut was a CEO today, he... | 0:30:49 | 0:30:51 | |
Whoa, whoa, King Tut?! King Tut?! We're talking about King Tut?! | 0:30:51 | 0:30:54 | |
Go ahead. I'm sorry. | 0:31:00 | 0:31:01 | |
Well, they would have called him grossly negligent for simply not wanting a normal mausoleum. | 0:31:01 | 0:31:06 | |
And those things were built by hand! | 0:31:06 | 0:31:08 | |
There are still things made my hand. I mean, I make my own jewellery. See? | 0:31:08 | 0:31:12 | |
That's not bad! | 0:31:14 | 0:31:15 | |
It'd be really, really cool to go inside one of them | 0:31:39 | 0:31:42 | |
and see what they look like, you know? | 0:31:42 | 0:31:44 | |
-Inside one of the theatres? -Yeah, yeah. -You want to? | 0:31:44 | 0:31:47 | |
-Really? -Yeah! | 0:31:48 | 0:31:51 | |
Um... | 0:31:51 | 0:31:52 | |
-All right, stay here. Don't leave. -Where are you going? -You promised me. Six o'clock. | 0:31:54 | 0:31:58 | |
Hey, there. How are you? | 0:32:06 | 0:32:08 | |
Hey, I was wondering if we could just come in here and take a look at the theatre? | 0:32:08 | 0:32:12 | |
-What did you say to the security guard? -I told her she could sleep with you. | 0:32:23 | 0:32:27 | |
-What?! -Well, what? You're OK with that, right? -No, not really! | 0:32:27 | 0:32:31 | |
-Well, so then, maybe? -Oh, God. | 0:32:31 | 0:32:33 | |
Well, at least we got in. | 0:32:33 | 0:32:35 | |
Well, at least we got in. | 0:32:35 | 0:32:36 | |
-Oh, my God. -This is so amazing. | 0:32:36 | 0:32:39 | |
-Wow! Look at the ceiling! -Oh, my God, this is incredible! | 0:32:39 | 0:32:44 | |
-Oh, God! -And it's huge! Huge! Huge! | 0:32:47 | 0:32:50 | |
Huge! Huge! | 0:32:50 | 0:32:52 | |
-Can you imagine what this place looked like when it opened? -I know! | 0:32:52 | 0:32:56 | |
Look at that ceiling. Oh, it's beautiful! | 0:32:56 | 0:33:01 | |
God, I can't believe this theatre is just sitting here. | 0:33:01 | 0:33:05 | |
Theatre's dead in LA. | 0:33:07 | 0:33:08 | |
Do you know, I've been on stage every year of my life since I was 12. | 0:33:26 | 0:33:30 | |
-Really? -I mean, that's why I came to LA, to be an actor. | 0:33:30 | 0:33:34 | |
My friends threw me the most amazing going-away party. | 0:33:34 | 0:33:37 | |
I got so fucking wasted I couldn't even pack the U-Haul. | 0:33:37 | 0:33:41 | |
Yeah, and so I get here | 0:33:41 | 0:33:43 | |
and I waste all my fucking time with my stupid hick boyfriend. | 0:33:43 | 0:33:47 | |
Yeah, well, welcome to LA! | 0:33:48 | 0:33:49 | |
Embrace the pain. | 0:33:49 | 0:33:52 | |
Wilson, look at this place! Look at this theatre, this empty theatre, just sitting here. | 0:33:52 | 0:33:57 | |
So many all over town, I can't believe it. | 0:33:57 | 0:33:59 | |
And think about all these out-of-work actors, | 0:33:59 | 0:34:01 | |
out-of-work writers, and all these amazing theatres just sitting here. | 0:34:01 | 0:34:06 | |
You need to get off your ass, write something, and we can do it here. | 0:34:06 | 0:34:09 | |
-It's not that easy. -Write me a character. | 0:34:09 | 0:34:11 | |
Write me something really good that I can do. | 0:34:11 | 0:34:14 | |
You know, something sexy and edgy and something where I get to use a knife. | 0:34:14 | 0:34:18 | |
I've only really written comedy. | 0:34:18 | 0:34:21 | |
You write comedy? You're the least funny person I've ever met. | 0:34:21 | 0:34:24 | |
-Well, I've had a rough year. -OK, get over it. | 0:34:24 | 0:34:27 | |
Time is a-ticking away, you are getting old. | 0:34:27 | 0:34:30 | |
Think of anything and we can do it right here. | 0:34:30 | 0:34:32 | |
I don't know, I'm a prostitute... | 0:34:32 | 0:34:34 | |
-I like it. -..who has AIDS, and I'm dying of cancer. | 0:34:34 | 0:34:39 | |
-Nothing funnier than AIDS and cancer(!) -OK, OK, OK. | 0:34:39 | 0:34:44 | |
-So, I'm... I'm a real-estate agent... -OK. | 0:34:44 | 0:34:48 | |
..who is showing the theatre to a young, decent-looking guy who's a little bit annoying, but... | 0:34:48 | 0:34:54 | |
No, no, no, no, no! He has potential. | 0:34:54 | 0:34:57 | |
-Thank you(!) -And so he decides to buy this theatre and fix it up and bring the theatre back to LA. | 0:34:57 | 0:35:02 | |
And during all this, all this connection, we fall in love. | 0:35:02 | 0:35:05 | |
Then we go broke. The end. | 0:35:05 | 0:35:08 | |
That sounds hilarious(!) | 0:35:08 | 0:35:09 | |
You're bitter now, you can do it. | 0:35:09 | 0:35:13 | |
OK, um... | 0:35:13 | 0:35:15 | |
Interior - theatre. | 0:35:15 | 0:35:19 | |
Day. | 0:35:19 | 0:35:21 | |
Um, she's showing him the theatre for the first time, and they're alone. | 0:35:21 | 0:35:27 | |
And then what happens? | 0:35:29 | 0:35:31 | |
She's hungry and wants to get something to eat. | 0:35:43 | 0:35:47 | |
And he should be starved. | 0:35:47 | 0:35:48 | |
She needs a cigarette. | 0:35:48 | 0:35:50 | |
My boyfriend? Well, hold on, we should say my ex-boyfriend. | 0:35:58 | 0:36:03 | |
God, he has the worst accent. I mean, he's a total redneck. | 0:36:03 | 0:36:07 | |
Oh, I can't believe I was with him for three years. | 0:36:07 | 0:36:10 | |
Yeah. Well, you know, I think LA is where love comes to die. | 0:36:10 | 0:36:14 | |
I haven't met one couple that's moved out here that's made it. | 0:36:14 | 0:36:17 | |
-Sorry. -No, it's... | 0:36:17 | 0:36:19 | |
Hey, it's New Year's, so we're supposed to have fun, right? | 0:36:19 | 0:36:23 | |
Fun, fun, fun. You know, there was a study done | 0:36:23 | 0:36:25 | |
that found people were less happy when asked if they were having a good time. | 0:36:25 | 0:36:29 | |
It's like the second someone asks, "Hey, you having a good time?" | 0:36:29 | 0:36:33 | |
you're having a bad time. | 0:36:33 | 0:36:35 | |
Totally! It's kind of like being asked to smile for the camera. | 0:36:35 | 0:36:38 | |
You know, when somebody says, "Smile!" | 0:36:38 | 0:36:40 | |
-No, you look so stupid. -Yes! You ever seen a picture of yourself where you're laughing, | 0:36:40 | 0:36:45 | |
and you say, "I'm actually happy in this moment"? | 0:36:45 | 0:36:48 | |
Yeah. I mean, yeah, kinda like this. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:51 | |
Whoa! | 0:36:53 | 0:36:56 | |
-Kinda. -Well, wait. Really look. | 0:36:56 | 0:36:58 | |
-No? -No. -Am I happy? | 0:37:02 | 0:37:05 | |
No! There you go. See? | 0:37:05 | 0:37:07 | |
You can't fake it! | 0:37:07 | 0:37:09 | |
You're right, you got me. | 0:37:09 | 0:37:11 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:37:14 | 0:37:16 | |
-It's a boot. -I know! | 0:37:27 | 0:37:29 | |
I've been taking pictures of lost shoes for about three years now. | 0:37:30 | 0:37:33 | |
-Really? -Yeah, yeah. I have a website - thelostshoeproject.com. | 0:37:35 | 0:37:39 | |
-thelostshoeproject.com? -Yeah. | 0:37:39 | 0:37:43 | |
I've been noticing women's shoes, you know, high heels, with the heel broken off. | 0:37:43 | 0:37:47 | |
Or babies' shoes, and work boots. | 0:37:47 | 0:37:49 | |
And there's always just one shoe. | 0:37:49 | 0:37:52 | |
I mean, that just fascinates me. | 0:37:52 | 0:37:55 | |
I mean, how could anybody just lose one shoe? | 0:37:55 | 0:37:58 | |
It's really cool. | 0:38:06 | 0:38:07 | |
-Thanks. -I mean, you know, it's really interesting. | 0:38:11 | 0:38:15 | |
So, let's find food. | 0:38:17 | 0:38:20 | |
I've never even been here before. | 0:38:57 | 0:38:59 | |
-Do you miss Texas? -No! No, I fucking love LA. | 0:39:03 | 0:39:07 | |
Have you been auditioning much? | 0:39:07 | 0:39:09 | |
No, but this year, I'm going to take it more seriously. | 0:39:09 | 0:39:13 | |
I need to get new head shots and stop wasting my time with my loser ex-boyfriend. | 0:39:13 | 0:39:19 | |
What about you? | 0:39:19 | 0:39:20 | |
Austin? I think a lot of people move back home because they miss it, | 0:39:20 | 0:39:24 | |
but they're just trying to go backwards in time. | 0:39:24 | 0:39:27 | |
Oh, I agree. I'd be so depressed if I had to move back right now. | 0:39:27 | 0:39:30 | |
-MOBILE PHONE RINGS -Tell me about it. | 0:39:30 | 0:39:32 | |
-Who was that? -Oh, it was just Jack. | 0:39:37 | 0:39:41 | |
Jack's the... | 0:39:41 | 0:39:43 | |
The ex. | 0:39:43 | 0:39:45 | |
The hick. | 0:39:45 | 0:39:46 | |
Sure is calling a lot. | 0:39:46 | 0:39:48 | |
'Hey, this is Vivian. Leave a message and I'll call you back. Thanks!' | 0:39:50 | 0:39:55 | |
'Vivian, this is Mom. | 0:39:55 | 0:39:56 | |
'I was just calling to, um, wish you a happy New Year. | 0:39:56 | 0:40:00 | |
'Hope everything's OK. Jack called and said that he had not seen you or heard from you in a couple of days. | 0:40:00 | 0:40:06 | |
'He said that you were "missing", whatever that means. | 0:40:06 | 0:40:09 | |
'I know that Jack can be a little out there, so I'm a little concerned. | 0:40:09 | 0:40:14 | |
'So give me a call as soon as you get this message. I love you.' | 0:40:14 | 0:40:20 | |
So, um, how long you guys been broken up? | 0:40:20 | 0:40:23 | |
Last week. | 0:40:25 | 0:40:27 | |
Oh! | 0:40:29 | 0:40:30 | |
"Oh"? "Oh", what? | 0:40:32 | 0:40:34 | |
-Oh, I'm not thinking anything. -No, wait. You said, "Oh!" as if you knew something I didn't. | 0:40:37 | 0:40:41 | |
OK, I was just, thinking this is, um... You know... | 0:40:41 | 0:40:46 | |
No, I don't know. What? | 0:40:46 | 0:40:49 | |
-Come on, you know. -I know what? -Come on, don't make me say it. | 0:40:49 | 0:40:52 | |
Say it. What? | 0:40:52 | 0:40:54 | |
OK, this is, um...revenge sex. | 0:40:54 | 0:41:00 | |
Revenge sex?! | 0:41:01 | 0:41:03 | |
-Yeah. -SHE LAUGHS | 0:41:03 | 0:41:06 | |
-Oh! -You want to make him hurt. It's cool, you can use me. -No, let me tell you, | 0:41:06 | 0:41:09 | |
this is not revenge sex, because we are not having sex. | 0:41:09 | 0:41:12 | |
And I don't give a shit what he does. | 0:41:12 | 0:41:14 | |
He can go fuck himself, for all I care. | 0:41:14 | 0:41:16 | |
-Yeah, right(!) -Oh, what makes you so fucking smug? | 0:41:16 | 0:41:20 | |
-Because you're kidding yourself right now. -I am not! -Revenge sex is very much a part of it. | 0:41:20 | 0:41:25 | |
-I'm leaving. -OK, before you go, just answer me this one question... | 0:41:25 | 0:41:28 | |
..did you or did you not trim your pubic hair before we met? | 0:41:32 | 0:41:35 | |
-I am not answering that. -Did you? -That's none of your business. -Why? | 0:41:35 | 0:41:39 | |
Because you're afraid of the answer. | 0:41:39 | 0:41:41 | |
No, it's none of your fucking business. | 0:41:41 | 0:41:43 | |
Did you or did you not prep before we met? | 0:41:43 | 0:41:45 | |
I happen to trim regularly, because I like to keep well groomed. | 0:41:45 | 0:41:49 | |
But you didn't have to trim this morning, | 0:41:49 | 0:41:51 | |
but you thought me or someone like me was going to see your vagina tonight. | 0:41:51 | 0:41:55 | |
Whether you admit that or not, actions speak louder than words. | 0:41:55 | 0:41:58 | |
-I hate to break the news to you... -Break it to me. | 0:41:58 | 0:42:00 | |
..but you're never going to know the answer to that question, | 0:42:00 | 0:42:04 | |
-because you will not be seeing my vagina. -Oh! Easy! | 0:42:04 | 0:42:07 | |
-The night is still young! -My God! Keep dreaming! | 0:42:07 | 0:42:10 | |
How's that cigarette and nicotine with that dairy? | 0:42:10 | 0:42:13 | |
Get the fuck out of here! | 0:42:13 | 0:42:14 | |
This is so beautiful out here. | 0:42:29 | 0:42:32 | |
-Don't you think it's kinda special that we were sitting on this very spot 364 days ago? -We were? | 0:42:37 | 0:42:43 | |
Yep. | 0:42:43 | 0:42:45 | |
Yeah, remember we went to the party where I got super hammered, | 0:42:45 | 0:42:50 | |
put on the diaper and started chasing everybody around like a madman? | 0:42:50 | 0:42:54 | |
And I lost my shoe somehow. | 0:42:54 | 0:42:56 | |
So you took me to the store and you bought me the sandals. | 0:42:56 | 0:43:02 | |
You saved my life. | 0:43:02 | 0:43:03 | |
And rather than going home, we went to the beach and watched the sun come up. | 0:43:03 | 0:43:07 | |
That was this spot 364 days ago. Incredible, huh? | 0:43:18 | 0:43:23 | |
I'm really cold. | 0:43:24 | 0:43:26 | |
Hey, I have a surprise for you. | 0:43:43 | 0:43:45 | |
-Really? -Yeah. -Where? | 0:43:45 | 0:43:48 | |
-Follow me. -OK. | 0:43:48 | 0:43:49 | |
You know...I think you're so amazing, and I know that I'm stupid | 0:43:55 | 0:44:02 | |
and I'm stubborn and I just fight, and all that shit, | 0:44:02 | 0:44:06 | |
but I've never happier than when I'm with you. | 0:44:06 | 0:44:11 | |
I think you're great, too. Thank you. | 0:44:12 | 0:44:15 | |
You know, I think I may be going to London in March. | 0:44:25 | 0:44:29 | |
Neptune's got me some gigs there which would be perfect. | 0:44:31 | 0:44:35 | |
He says he's going to pay for my trip. And, um, yeah, | 0:44:35 | 0:44:38 | |
I've always wanted to go to London, so it'd be like a perfect thing. | 0:44:38 | 0:44:43 | |
Don't you think that's great? | 0:44:43 | 0:44:45 | |
Hey, let's go skinny-dipping. | 0:44:51 | 0:44:54 | |
-OK. -Pervert. | 0:44:54 | 0:44:56 | |
Guilty. | 0:44:56 | 0:44:58 | |
I like public nudity. I think it's kinda sexy. | 0:44:58 | 0:45:00 | |
-Ah, do you now? -Yeah. | 0:45:00 | 0:45:03 | |
-So, come on, let's play truth or dare. -What are you, 12? -No! | 0:45:03 | 0:45:07 | |
-Truth or dare. -Listen, when you get to be a certain age, you stop playing games like truth or dare. | 0:45:07 | 0:45:12 | |
Wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop, stop. | 0:45:13 | 0:45:16 | |
Look, you had a ladybug in your hair. Wait, wait, it's good luck! | 0:45:16 | 0:45:20 | |
So, make a wish and then, you know, blow. | 0:45:22 | 0:45:25 | |
Wait, wait, wait! What is your wish? | 0:45:34 | 0:45:36 | |
Well, if I tell you, then it's not going to come true. | 0:45:36 | 0:45:39 | |
No, you have to say it out loud so it will come true. | 0:45:39 | 0:45:44 | |
OK. I wish that you wouldn't leave at six o'clock. | 0:45:44 | 0:45:49 | |
I hope I didn't kill it with that thrust. | 0:45:55 | 0:45:58 | |
Well, I guess we'll know at six o'clock. | 0:46:00 | 0:46:03 | |
'Hey, this is Vivian. Leave a message and I'll call you back. Thanks!' | 0:46:09 | 0:46:14 | |
MALE TEXAN ACCENT: 'I've only got hours till the New Year. | 0:46:14 | 0:46:17 | |
'I can't make it to the next year unless I hear from you. I can't. | 0:46:17 | 0:46:23 | |
'What am I supposed to do, pop champagne while you're in the bottom of a ditch somewhere?' | 0:46:23 | 0:46:29 | |
'I don't want to get a call from the police, I want to hear from you. | 0:46:31 | 0:46:35 | |
'OK. I love you. Bye.' | 0:46:35 | 0:46:36 | |
-There's this guy who did this art project. -Yeah? | 0:46:57 | 0:47:00 | |
He took postcards and he dropped them off, all in public places all over the city, | 0:47:00 | 0:47:05 | |
like in subways and bathrooms and buses. | 0:47:05 | 0:47:07 | |
And he basically invited people to write an anonymous confession on a postcard, | 0:47:07 | 0:47:12 | |
something they had never told, and then drop it off in the mail. | 0:47:12 | 0:47:15 | |
-OK. -You know, he asked them to kind of be creative with the postcard, | 0:47:15 | 0:47:18 | |
-you know, use it almost like a canvas or something. -Mm-hm. | 0:47:18 | 0:47:23 | |
Well, within a year, the guy had collected over 10,000 confessions, | 0:47:23 | 0:47:27 | |
and all were just completely amazing. | 0:47:27 | 0:47:29 | |
And what kind of confessions? | 0:47:29 | 0:47:31 | |
Oh, my God, all kinds! I mean, some totally hilarious, some really sad. | 0:47:31 | 0:47:35 | |
Like, there was this one that said, | 0:47:35 | 0:47:37 | |
"I wish my mom loved me for who I was and not who I hadn't become." | 0:47:37 | 0:47:42 | |
-God, that's horrible! -Oh, and there was this really fucked-up one. | 0:47:42 | 0:47:45 | |
This baby-sitter said that she had come across some of the owner's condoms | 0:47:45 | 0:47:50 | |
and poked holes in them to ensure that she had work for years to come. | 0:47:50 | 0:47:54 | |
Isn't that crazy? | 0:47:54 | 0:47:55 | |
God, that's horrible! | 0:47:57 | 0:48:00 | |
I got to get a copy of this book. If I ever see you again, can I borrow it? | 0:48:00 | 0:48:03 | |
IF I ever see you again? | 0:48:03 | 0:48:06 | |
Yeah, sure. | 0:48:06 | 0:48:07 | |
So these people just wrote these things in themselves? | 0:48:07 | 0:48:12 | |
-I mean, no catch or nothing? -Yeah. | 0:48:12 | 0:48:16 | |
I mean, I think just saying whatever to somebody | 0:48:16 | 0:48:20 | |
and not have them totally freak out | 0:48:20 | 0:48:23 | |
or completely write you off as a human being is...comforting. | 0:48:23 | 0:48:29 | |
You want to go up there? | 0:48:29 | 0:48:30 | |
Sure. Look at those people kissing. | 0:48:30 | 0:48:33 | |
God, I love it down here. | 0:48:35 | 0:48:37 | |
Look, the Metropolitan Water District, established in 1917. | 0:48:37 | 0:48:41 | |
-Very good, very good. -Wells Fargo. | 0:48:41 | 0:48:44 | |
That's where I do all my banking. | 0:48:44 | 0:48:46 | |
So, why don't you tell me a confession that you've never told anyone before? | 0:48:50 | 0:48:55 | |
I don't know, I don't think that's a good idea! | 0:48:55 | 0:48:58 | |
Well, come on, you said how much you liked that art project, | 0:48:58 | 0:49:02 | |
and how healing it was and how it made everybody feel good after they confessed. | 0:49:02 | 0:49:07 | |
Why don't you throw out a confession for me? | 0:49:07 | 0:49:10 | |
Yeah, but I don't know. I don't want you to judge me, | 0:49:10 | 0:49:13 | |
-not that I have anything to hide. -I won't judge you. | 0:49:13 | 0:49:16 | |
OK, if you do it, I'll do it. | 0:49:16 | 0:49:17 | |
OK, I'll do it on one condition. | 0:49:17 | 0:49:20 | |
OK. | 0:49:20 | 0:49:22 | |
You have to kiss me. | 0:49:22 | 0:49:25 | |
-And what do I get out of it? -You get a chance to kiss me. | 0:49:25 | 0:49:28 | |
-I think I'll pass. -OK. Well then, I'm not confessing anything. | 0:49:28 | 0:49:31 | |
OK, fine. | 0:49:33 | 0:49:36 | |
And it has to be a real kiss, an adult kiss, like with tongues. | 0:49:36 | 0:49:39 | |
Deal. | 0:49:39 | 0:49:41 | |
-Deal? -Deal. | 0:49:41 | 0:49:43 | |
OK. This is really embarrassing, um... | 0:49:46 | 0:49:49 | |
I don't know if this is a good idea. | 0:49:51 | 0:49:53 | |
Come on, tell me. | 0:49:53 | 0:49:55 | |
All right, this morning I was in my apartment and I was really lonely and I was horny, and... | 0:49:55 | 0:50:02 | |
I don't know, this isn't a good idea. | 0:50:04 | 0:50:07 | |
What is it? Just tell me. | 0:50:07 | 0:50:09 | |
All right. | 0:50:09 | 0:50:11 | |
I Photoshopped a picture of my friend's girlfriend and I was using it to masturbate. | 0:50:11 | 0:50:18 | |
-What?! -HE LAUGHS | 0:50:18 | 0:50:20 | |
I know! It's totally something I would never do. | 0:50:20 | 0:50:24 | |
I mean, it was totally humiliating too, they walked in on me. | 0:50:24 | 0:50:27 | |
-I cannot believe you did that. -I know, me neither! I feel gross! | 0:50:27 | 0:50:30 | |
-That is so sick. -I know! | 0:50:30 | 0:50:31 | |
And it's totally something I would never confess. | 0:50:31 | 0:50:34 | |
-Well, you shouldn't have. -Now you have to kiss me. -I'm not kissing you. | 0:50:34 | 0:50:40 | |
Hey! | 0:50:43 | 0:50:44 | |
-Hey! Where are you going? -I want to go home. | 0:50:44 | 0:50:49 | |
-Why? Because I was masturbating? -Yeah, well, I'm a little disturbed. | 0:50:49 | 0:50:53 | |
Well, grow up, because everybody masturbates. | 0:50:53 | 0:50:56 | |
Not to their friend's girlfriend's photo! | 0:50:56 | 0:50:58 | |
Yeah, well, it has to be real or I can't get off. | 0:50:58 | 0:51:01 | |
-Oh, my God, you are sick. -Yeah? Well, who isn't? | 0:51:01 | 0:51:04 | |
I'll bet your confession is ten times worse. | 0:51:04 | 0:51:07 | |
-You're wrong. -Really? Well, what do you masturbate to? | 0:51:07 | 0:51:10 | |
-That is none of your business! -But you do masturbate. | 0:51:10 | 0:51:13 | |
You know what? This date is over. I told you at sunset, it is so over. | 0:51:13 | 0:51:17 | |
Don't you think you're overreacting? | 0:51:17 | 0:51:19 | |
Listen, I don't understand what you're so mad about. | 0:51:19 | 0:51:23 | |
Listen, I was just being brutally honest with you, OK? | 0:51:23 | 0:51:27 | |
Listen, I thought that's what you wanted. | 0:51:27 | 0:51:29 | |
Let me ask you something. Do you have condoms on you right now? | 0:51:29 | 0:51:32 | |
-No! -You are such a liar. -I'm not a liar! | 0:51:34 | 0:51:37 | |
-Then let me search you. -No way! | 0:51:37 | 0:51:39 | |
Listen, you didn't hold up your end of the bargain. | 0:51:39 | 0:51:42 | |
OK. You're right. I'm sorry. | 0:51:42 | 0:51:43 | |
-Oh, my God. You are such a liar. -Damn it. Listen, I can explain! | 0:51:46 | 0:51:51 | |
Five?! Five?! You brought five condoms?! | 0:51:51 | 0:51:53 | |
Did you think we were going to fuck all night? | 0:51:53 | 0:51:55 | |
No, these aren't mine! Damn it! They're my buddy Jacob's. | 0:51:55 | 0:51:58 | |
He told me to take them, and he doesn't know anything about anything. | 0:51:58 | 0:52:02 | |
-But you thought we were going to have sex on date number one! -No! Can I explain myself? | 0:52:02 | 0:52:07 | |
Will you just stop for two seconds and let me talk? | 0:52:07 | 0:52:10 | |
Stop! | 0:52:10 | 0:52:11 | |
Listen, I've never had a one-night stand in my life. OK? | 0:52:14 | 0:52:17 | |
This is my first date in six years! | 0:52:17 | 0:52:19 | |
-I brought these so that you didn't have to feel like a slut. -What?! -No, I mean... | 0:52:19 | 0:52:25 | |
Just listen. I brought them so that if the moment presented itself, | 0:52:25 | 0:52:28 | |
I wouldn't have to run out in the night and get some. | 0:52:28 | 0:52:31 | |
You don't get in a fit if there's toilet paper next to the toilet | 0:52:31 | 0:52:34 | |
-when you take a shit, do you? -What the fuck are you talking about? | 0:52:34 | 0:52:38 | |
You're just overreacting. Listen... | 0:52:38 | 0:52:42 | |
Would you please stop? | 0:52:42 | 0:52:44 | |
I mean, come on. You'd think it'd be more insensitive if I didn't bring them, | 0:52:44 | 0:52:49 | |
as if I don't care, like, that you get a disease or get pregnant. | 0:52:49 | 0:52:52 | |
Fuck you and all men like you. | 0:52:56 | 0:52:59 | |
# Wake up and try | 0:53:02 | 0:53:06 | |
# You're not listening, and neither am I... # | 0:53:08 | 0:53:13 | |
(Fucking bitch.) | 0:53:13 | 0:53:14 | |
# But it's only a matter of time | 0:53:14 | 0:53:19 | |
# Before we're walking out the door | 0:53:20 | 0:53:26 | |
# Sit with me on the bed | 0:53:28 | 0:53:32 | |
# And stop pacing and pacing instead | 0:53:34 | 0:53:38 | |
# Cos it's only a matter of when | 0:53:40 | 0:53:44 | |
# This heart-to-heart will end | 0:53:46 | 0:53:52 | |
# And, oh | 0:53:53 | 0:53:56 | |
# Before we go | 0:53:56 | 0:53:59 | |
# Goodbye, safety brace | 0:54:00 | 0:54:04 | |
# Goodbye, baby clothes | 0:54:04 | 0:54:07 | |
# As you | 0:54:07 | 0:54:09 | |
# Describe | 0:54:11 | 0:54:13 | |
# A straight line | 0:54:13 | 0:54:16 | |
# Through all these rooms | 0:54:16 | 0:54:19 | |
# I want you | 0:54:19 | 0:54:22 | |
# To put your hands on my face | 0:54:22 | 0:54:27 | |
# Run them over and over and trace | 0:54:28 | 0:54:35 | |
# The lines that are starting to indicate | 0:54:35 | 0:54:42 | |
# How long I've been in this place... # | 0:54:42 | 0:54:46 | |
# The sun shines all day | 0:54:58 | 0:55:01 | |
# On the curb where our valuables lay | 0:55:05 | 0:55:09 | |
# Waiting all to be taken away | 0:55:11 | 0:55:17 | |
# Like we brought them in before... # | 0:55:17 | 0:55:23 | |
Vivian! Please! Look, I'm sorry. | 0:55:23 | 0:55:26 | |
All right. Just... Come on, don't go home. | 0:55:27 | 0:55:29 | |
Will you please just stop? | 0:55:29 | 0:55:31 | |
Listen, I've spent the last three months in my room being depressed, | 0:55:33 | 0:55:37 | |
and it's New Year's Eve and I just... | 0:55:37 | 0:55:39 | |
I don't want to be left alone. | 0:55:39 | 0:55:42 | |
So just stick around with me till midnight. | 0:55:42 | 0:55:44 | |
At midnight, you can go. You can go home at midnight. | 0:55:44 | 0:55:47 | |
You can do whatever you want. | 0:55:47 | 0:55:49 | |
I mean, every year on New Year's Eve | 0:55:49 | 0:55:52 | |
I'm going to think I just sent this girl home in tears! | 0:55:52 | 0:55:55 | |
I'm going to wonder what happened to you. | 0:55:55 | 0:55:58 | |
So just...let me take you out to dinner. | 0:55:58 | 0:56:02 | |
-I want to do something nice for you. -You don't have... -Honestly, let me take you out. | 0:56:02 | 0:56:06 | |
I have 100 in my bank account. | 0:56:06 | 0:56:08 | |
I'm going to go out and I'm going to pulse it out, | 0:56:08 | 0:56:10 | |
and I'm going to take you wherever you want to go. Any restaurant in this town. | 0:56:10 | 0:56:15 | |
I mean, as long as it's not more than 50 per person minus the tip. | 0:56:15 | 0:56:20 | |
Come on... | 0:56:22 | 0:56:24 | |
It would make me feel like a man. | 0:56:26 | 0:56:28 | |
Well, there is this Italian restaurant I've always wanted to go to. | 0:56:34 | 0:56:39 | |
-I love Italian! -You do? -I love it. -OK. | 0:56:39 | 0:56:42 | |
You want to go there? | 0:56:44 | 0:56:47 | |
Come on. This is perfect. | 0:56:47 | 0:56:49 | |
My roommate dropped off his car for me on Hollywood and Cahuenga. | 0:56:49 | 0:56:53 | |
Look, I'm going to show you. | 0:57:02 | 0:57:04 | |
Please, please, please... | 0:57:11 | 0:57:13 | |
See, I'll show you. Look. | 0:57:20 | 0:57:22 | |
-No, just to show you I'm not lying. -You don't... | 0:57:22 | 0:57:25 | |
Eight dollars. | 0:57:25 | 0:57:27 | |
-You don't have to do this. -No, I want to do this. | 0:57:27 | 0:57:30 | |
I just wanted to show you. | 0:57:30 | 0:57:33 | |
You're sure it's no more than 100, right? | 0:57:36 | 0:57:38 | |
Buona sera! Happy New Year! | 0:57:56 | 0:57:58 | |
Benvenuti! Welcome to Oliva. | 0:57:58 | 0:58:00 | |
-Thank you. -Hi. Ciao, bella! -Oh, thank you! | 0:58:00 | 0:58:03 | |
Table for two? This way, please. | 0:58:03 | 0:58:06 | |
You know, my best friend's proposing tonight. | 0:58:11 | 0:58:13 | |
-I don't know if you're into it, but if you want to, we can go there. -Where is it? | 0:58:13 | 0:58:17 | |
Downtown, in the Warehouse District. | 0:58:17 | 0:58:20 | |
He's a DJ, so it's like a house-music thing. | 0:58:20 | 0:58:22 | |
Is he proposing to the girl that you jacked off to this morning? | 0:58:22 | 0:58:25 | |
Yes, as a matter of fact, he is. | 0:58:27 | 0:58:30 | |
But it's OK, because she wasn't offended, she actually said it was flattering. | 0:58:30 | 0:58:34 | |
-That it was flattering? -Mm, she did. | 0:58:34 | 0:58:37 | |
-That you were jacking off to her? -Yes, she enjoyed it. -She liked it? | 0:58:37 | 0:58:40 | |
Mm, she did. | 0:58:40 | 0:58:42 | |
OK, I have to meet this girl, then. | 0:58:42 | 0:58:44 | |
-You will, tonight. -Yeah, that sounds good. | 0:58:44 | 0:58:46 | |
-Well, here. Cheers. To a better year. -To a better year. | 0:58:46 | 0:58:50 | |
Now, isn't this better than going home and feeling lonely and awful? | 0:58:55 | 0:58:58 | |
-Yes, it is. -Now we can feel lonely and awful together. | 0:58:58 | 0:59:02 | |
Oh, what a terrible evening. | 0:59:02 | 0:59:04 | |
Oh, it's the worst. | 0:59:04 | 0:59:05 | |
Just a beautiful girl, | 0:59:07 | 0:59:09 | |
-just had a nice dinner, bottle of wine... -MOBILE PHONE RINGS | 0:59:09 | 0:59:12 | |
-..your phone keeps ringing off the hook. -Sorry. -I love this song! | 0:59:12 | 0:59:16 | |
-You do? -No. Hey, you should really think about changing your ringtone. | 0:59:16 | 0:59:21 | |
It's on my to-do list. | 0:59:21 | 0:59:22 | |
-All right, jeez, turn that thing off or answer it. -No, I can't, I can't, I can't... | 0:59:22 | 0:59:28 | |
If you can't pick it up, why have a phone? | 0:59:28 | 0:59:30 | |
I can't because this is my ex-boyfriend calling, and he's driving me crazy. | 0:59:30 | 0:59:34 | |
Pick it up and tell him to stop calling. He's not going to stop! | 0:59:34 | 0:59:38 | |
-You don't even... -I don't... -Listen! I left my house five days ago. | 0:59:38 | 0:59:41 | |
I've been staying at a fucking motel. He is calling, | 0:59:41 | 0:59:44 | |
my mom's calling. Everybody's worried, and I'm going to have to explain myself. | 0:59:44 | 0:59:48 | |
-I don't want to... -I don't want to listen to your phone ring. | 0:59:48 | 0:59:51 | |
-Hold on, you're staying in a motel? -Listen, I'm having an amazing time with you right now. | 0:59:51 | 0:59:55 | |
If I pick this up, he is going to fuck it up so bad. | 0:59:55 | 0:59:58 | |
-He's not going to fuck up... -He is. | 0:59:58 | 1:00:00 | |
I pour a bottle of wine down you and it all comes out. | 1:00:00 | 1:00:02 | |
I think you're overreacting. | 1:00:02 | 1:00:04 | |
-Let's go get more. -No, we're not going to go get more wine. | 1:00:04 | 1:00:07 | |
It's New Year's Eve. He's not going to stop calling. Just pick it up and end it. | 1:00:07 | 1:00:11 | |
I mean, do you want this hanging over your head for another year? | 1:00:11 | 1:00:14 | |
-Hello? -'Honey! | 1:00:21 | 1:00:23 | |
-'Honey, you're all right!' -Yes. | 1:00:23 | 1:00:25 | |
'Your mom's been calling, she's called the FBI. | 1:00:25 | 1:00:28 | |
'Your daddy wants you on the back of a milk carton, I called a private investigator.' | 1:00:28 | 1:00:32 | |
-Give me a break, I am fine. -'I didn't know what else to do, I thought you were kidnapped.' | 1:00:32 | 1:00:37 | |
Just don't worry about it, Jack. | 1:00:37 | 1:00:38 | |
-We're over. You have to understand that, it's over. -'We're going to work this out.' | 1:00:38 | 1:00:43 | |
-It's over. -'We made a vow - we'd both go to LA and we would be stars.' | 1:00:43 | 1:00:46 | |
Oh, well, you should have thought of that before you started fucking that girl. | 1:00:46 | 1:00:51 | |
-'We were just hanging out.' -Hanging out? | 1:00:51 | 1:00:53 | |
Well, hm, that's strange, because that's not what David told me. | 1:00:53 | 1:00:57 | |
'David is a liar! And we both know he's been trying to get in your pants since ninth grade!' | 1:00:57 | 1:01:01 | |
Oh, God. Shut up, Jack. It doesn't even matter about David, because I saw you. | 1:01:01 | 1:01:06 | |
I saw you with my own eyes. | 1:01:06 | 1:01:09 | |
-'Honey, calm down.' -You know, it doesn't even matter any more. | 1:01:09 | 1:01:12 | |
It doesn't matter. You know why? Because I am on a date tonight. | 1:01:12 | 1:01:16 | |
And I am on a date with this wonderful, amazing, smart, attractive, handsome man. | 1:01:16 | 1:01:21 | |
And you know what? He thinks I'm beautiful, Jack. | 1:01:21 | 1:01:24 | |
-I'm going to get shot. -'You're with a guy?' -Oh, yeah. | 1:01:24 | 1:01:27 | |
I like this guy so much that I think I'm going to go home and I'm going to fuck this guy tonight, | 1:01:27 | 1:01:33 | |
and I'm going to fuck him over and over and over and over. | 1:01:33 | 1:01:36 | |
-That's awesome... -'Put him on. Put homo fag on.' -You want to talk? He's right here. | 1:01:36 | 1:01:41 | |
-'Put him on.' -I'll put him on the phone if that's what you want. | 1:01:41 | 1:01:44 | |
-'I want to talk to this son of a bitch.' -Fine. | 1:01:44 | 1:01:46 | |
-No. -'Your imaginary fucking friend! I want to hear about him!' -No, no. -Please, he doesn't believe me. | 1:01:46 | 1:01:51 | |
-I'm not talking to your ex-boyfriend! -Please, just say anything. | 1:01:51 | 1:01:54 | |
-Just anything! -What do you want me to say to him? | 1:01:54 | 1:01:57 | |
Anything! Just take the phone! | 1:01:57 | 1:01:58 | |
'Put him on the fucking phone. | 1:02:00 | 1:02:01 | |
'Hello?' | 1:02:01 | 1:02:02 | |
Hello... | 1:02:06 | 1:02:07 | |
Who the fuck are you, homo fag? | 1:02:09 | 1:02:11 | |
Listen, man, I'm just a guy. | 1:02:11 | 1:02:14 | |
'If you so much as touched her' | 1:02:14 | 1:02:16 | |
anywhere, | 1:02:16 | 1:02:19 | |
I'm going to come over there | 1:02:19 | 1:02:20 | |
'with a shotgun in hand | 1:02:20 | 1:02:22 | |
'and I'm going to tie the two of youse up in my fucking house, | 1:02:22 | 1:02:25 | |
'pour some gasoline on you, cut your fucking dick off. | 1:02:25 | 1:02:28 | |
'I'm going to cook it while I burn you motherfuckers with a couple of marshmallows. | 1:02:28 | 1:02:32 | |
'I need a late-night dinner.' | 1:02:32 | 1:02:34 | |
Then I'm going to take your fucking carcass and punch you in the mouth | 1:02:34 | 1:02:38 | |
-'so you have a mouth full of teeth.' -Hey, listen, man... | 1:02:38 | 1:02:41 | |
'It is not about words, motherfucker, it's DO. | 1:02:41 | 1:02:43 | |
'I will DO to you things.' | 1:02:43 | 1:02:45 | |
Freddy Krueger wouldn't do this shit, motherfucker. | 1:02:45 | 1:02:48 | |
'Cos that is MY woman.' | 1:02:48 | 1:02:49 | |
She is MINE. | 1:02:49 | 1:02:50 | |
She-is-mine, she-is-mine! | 1:02:50 | 1:02:52 | |
She-is-mine! She will always be mine. | 1:02:52 | 1:02:55 | |
And she will never leave, and if she does, I will fucking kill you. | 1:02:55 | 1:02:59 | |
-'Hey...' -You're dead, motherfuckers. | 1:02:59 | 1:03:01 | |
Calm down, man. | 1:03:01 | 1:03:03 | |
Son of a bitch! You are fucking dead, man! | 1:03:03 | 1:03:05 | |
You're fucking dead! You're a fucking dead man! | 1:03:05 | 1:03:08 | |
You are a fucking dead motherfucker! | 1:03:08 | 1:03:10 | |
-Good God! -'There is no sense in you talking, motherfucker.' | 1:03:10 | 1:03:13 | |
Your funeral has already occurred. | 1:03:13 | 1:03:15 | |
There's a bullet in your fucking skull with my name on it in cursive writing that says, "Fuck you." | 1:03:15 | 1:03:21 | |
-You can say what you want. -'I'm going to...' -No, no, no, no. | 1:03:21 | 1:03:24 | |
It's what I will do to you and that fucking whore slut you're with. | 1:03:24 | 1:03:27 | |
No, no, just listen. You can say what you want. | 1:03:27 | 1:03:31 | |
'Do you understand me?' | 1:03:31 | 1:03:33 | |
But it's New Year's Eve. | 1:03:33 | 1:03:36 | |
And your girlfriend, | 1:03:36 | 1:03:38 | |
your beautiful, beautiful girlfriend | 1:03:38 | 1:03:41 | |
is out with me. | 1:03:41 | 1:03:44 | |
So that's just something that you're going to have to deal with. | 1:03:44 | 1:03:47 | |
SILENCE | 1:03:47 | 1:03:49 | |
-Hello? -'Put Vivi on right now.' | 1:03:54 | 1:03:58 | |
He wants to talk to you. | 1:04:01 | 1:04:03 | |
-Hello. -Honey, I'm driving over to our place right now, and I'm going to burn all of your shit. | 1:04:05 | 1:04:12 | |
-Shit. -What did he say? -He said he's going to my house and he's going to burn all my shit. -Oh, shit! | 1:04:14 | 1:04:19 | |
I think if we take Fountain, we cut across, we'll save time, it's just way too crowded right now. | 1:04:19 | 1:04:24 | |
-Whoa, I'm not going to your house. -You have to help me... -No way I'm going to your house. | 1:04:24 | 1:04:29 | |
-We're going to get there before he shows up. Please. -No, no, no. | 1:04:29 | 1:04:32 | |
-No way. -I do not have time to argue with you. | 1:04:32 | 1:04:34 | |
He is going to burn pictures of my grandmother. There's so much I have to save. | 1:04:34 | 1:04:38 | |
Please, I am begging you. | 1:04:38 | 1:04:41 | |
I will drive. That means I'm not getting out of the car. | 1:04:41 | 1:04:45 | |
I will drive. I'm the driver. | 1:04:45 | 1:04:48 | |
OK, go. Oh, shit! Get the light. | 1:04:50 | 1:04:53 | |
Go in the living room and look for his truck. | 1:04:54 | 1:04:57 | |
-What colour truck does he drive? -I'm going to get stuff out of the bedroom. | 1:04:57 | 1:05:01 | |
-Help me grab some stuff! -What am I supposed to grab?! | 1:05:01 | 1:05:04 | |
-Get my weed! -Where's your weed? -It's right in the heater. | 1:05:04 | 1:05:07 | |
-Where's the heater? -Grab my lamp. I got it at the garage sale, I love that lamp. | 1:05:07 | 1:05:13 | |
Do you need this? Just grab memorable stuff! | 1:05:13 | 1:05:15 | |
Oh, and there's a little picture of me as a little girl by the window. | 1:05:15 | 1:05:19 | |
Oh, my God, you're so cute. | 1:05:19 | 1:05:21 | |
-Did you get it? -What do you need? How about a picture of your cat? -Yes, get my weed! In the heater! | 1:05:21 | 1:05:27 | |
I don't know where it is. | 1:05:27 | 1:05:29 | |
I'm looking and there's no fucking weed here. | 1:05:29 | 1:05:31 | |
-Oh! Oh! -What? | 1:05:31 | 1:05:33 | |
Get my bongo drums! I have lessons on Tuesdays. | 1:05:33 | 1:05:38 | |
TYRES SCREECH | 1:05:38 | 1:05:39 | |
-Oh, shit! -Oh, shit! | 1:05:39 | 1:05:43 | |
Go now! Go! Run! | 1:05:43 | 1:05:45 | |
Oh! | 1:05:45 | 1:05:46 | |
Ah! | 1:05:49 | 1:05:50 | |
-Get my bunny! -Abort! | 1:05:55 | 1:05:57 | |
I should have aborted the bunny! Go! Happy New Year, Jack! | 1:06:01 | 1:06:04 | |
Come on! | 1:06:18 | 1:06:20 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 1:06:20 | 1:06:22 | |
# I tried to save a girl I truly loved | 1:06:29 | 1:06:32 | |
# And didn't quite know how to help her | 1:06:32 | 1:06:35 | |
# So now she's sleeping as her parents up above | 1:06:37 | 1:06:40 | |
# Cry over things that they can't tell her | 1:06:40 | 1:06:44 | |
# And when I did my good deed | 1:06:46 | 1:06:48 | |
# Thought I'd feel unbroken gladness | 1:06:48 | 1:06:53 | |
# But standing in the street alone I just felt sinking sadness | 1:06:55 | 1:07:02 | |
# Girl, your dad will not us bless | 1:07:03 | 1:07:07 | |
# So hang up your veil and dress | 1:07:07 | 1:07:11 | |
# Look at me and take one guess | 1:07:11 | 1:07:16 | |
# Where this best-intentioned love will lead us... # | 1:07:16 | 1:07:21 | |
This is, I think, where he said it was. | 1:07:56 | 1:08:00 | |
CHEERING AND LOUD HOUSE MUSIC | 1:08:02 | 1:08:05 | |
Hey-hey, hey-hey, hey! | 1:08:35 | 1:08:37 | |
What's up, Jacob? | 1:08:37 | 1:08:39 | |
Ah, you made it, you made it! Thank you so much for coming. | 1:08:39 | 1:08:43 | |
-I wouldn't miss it for the world. -Oh, thank you. -Jacob, Vivian. | 1:08:43 | 1:08:46 | |
-Vivian, Jacob. -Hey. How are you? -Nice to meet you. Happy New Year. | 1:08:46 | 1:08:50 | |
Oh, thanks. God, I completely forgot it was New Year's Eve. | 1:08:50 | 1:08:54 | |
-We've had such a crazy night. -Crazy, yeah. -Really? -She fucking hit me. -No way! | 1:08:54 | 1:08:59 | |
-I'll tell you about it... -She hit you? | 1:08:59 | 1:09:02 | |
I'll tell you about it later. | 1:09:02 | 1:09:04 | |
Oh, man, you need to be hit! | 1:09:04 | 1:09:06 | |
I know, I know. I know. | 1:09:06 | 1:09:07 | |
-Hey, did you guys get drinks yet? -Um, no. Do you want a beer? | 1:09:07 | 1:09:11 | |
Yeah, that sounds good. | 1:09:11 | 1:09:13 | |
-Oh, thanks! -Oh, thanks! | 1:09:13 | 1:09:15 | |
Um, cheers to the best year of our life. | 1:09:17 | 1:09:20 | |
-Cheers. -Could not be any worse than this year. -Oh, yeah. Hear, hear. | 1:09:20 | 1:09:23 | |
Hear, hear. | 1:09:23 | 1:09:25 | |
So, have you done it yet? | 1:09:27 | 1:09:29 | |
No, I haven't. | 1:09:30 | 1:09:32 | |
Are you nervous? | 1:09:32 | 1:09:34 | |
I have butterflies, but you know, it kinda feels good. | 1:09:34 | 1:09:38 | |
-I want to do this now. Let's do this. Let's go, let's go. I'm ready. -Do it. Yeah. | 1:09:38 | 1:09:42 | |
-Just... I got to go to the bathroom. -OK. | 1:09:42 | 1:09:44 | |
-20 minutes. -It's, like, 30 minutes till midnight, so you got a little bit of time, OK? | 1:09:44 | 1:09:48 | |
-Hi. -Hey! How's it going? Good to see you! -You too. | 1:09:53 | 1:09:56 | |
-How you been? -I've been good. | 1:09:56 | 1:09:58 | |
-Good, good! -You look cute. | 1:09:58 | 1:10:00 | |
Thanks. I dressed myself tonight. | 1:10:00 | 1:10:02 | |
-God, I'm having so much fun with that girl. -Oh, great. | 1:10:09 | 1:10:11 | |
Yeah. So, Jacob's about to go on, so I'll see you in there in a minute. | 1:10:11 | 1:10:16 | |
Hey, um... Real quick, I... | 1:10:16 | 1:10:19 | |
-I have a present for you. -What is it? | 1:10:19 | 1:10:22 | |
-Come here and I'll tell you. -What? | 1:10:22 | 1:10:25 | |
I'm sorry, I thought you were attracted to me. | 1:10:34 | 1:10:38 | |
Hello, everybody. Hey, everybody! | 1:10:44 | 1:10:48 | |
CHEERING AND WHISTLING | 1:10:48 | 1:10:50 | |
OK, turn the light on, please, for me, there. That would be great. | 1:10:50 | 1:10:53 | |
Thank you, um... | 1:10:53 | 1:10:56 | |
I just want to be the first one to say happy New Year to all of you great people. | 1:10:56 | 1:11:02 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 1:11:02 | 1:11:05 | |
Yeah. Um... | 1:11:05 | 1:11:06 | |
Tell me what happened. | 1:11:06 | 1:11:08 | |
I'll tell you about it in the car. | 1:11:08 | 1:11:11 | |
I wouldn't normally turn off the music like this, | 1:11:11 | 1:11:14 | |
but there's something important that I need to do. | 1:11:14 | 1:11:20 | |
Min? Where are you, Min? Come on. Come here, please. | 1:11:20 | 1:11:24 | |
-THEY CHANT: -Min! Min! | 1:11:24 | 1:11:27 | |
Hi! | 1:11:27 | 1:11:29 | |
This has been the love of my life for the last two years. | 1:11:29 | 1:11:33 | |
Um... | 1:11:33 | 1:11:36 | |
I've been trying to find the right time to do this all day, | 1:11:36 | 1:11:41 | |
but the moment just never seemed to come up, so, um... | 1:11:41 | 1:11:45 | |
CHEERING AND WHISTLING | 1:11:48 | 1:11:50 | |
I've loved you more than I've loved anybody I've ever met in my entire life. | 1:11:58 | 1:12:03 | |
Honestly, the connection that I have with you, | 1:12:04 | 1:12:07 | |
it's amazing. I've never felt anything like this before. | 1:12:07 | 1:12:13 | |
OK, before I ask you this question, | 1:12:17 | 1:12:21 | |
I don't want you to answer till after midnight, | 1:12:21 | 1:12:25 | |
cos I want to give you, like, a symbolic year to think it over. | 1:12:25 | 1:12:31 | |
I want you to be my wife till the day I die. | 1:12:33 | 1:12:37 | |
Will you marry me? | 1:12:39 | 1:12:41 | |
Don't answer, OK? | 1:12:45 | 1:12:47 | |
CHEERING AND WHISTLING | 1:12:47 | 1:12:49 | |
God, why did she put me in that predicament? | 1:13:24 | 1:13:27 | |
-Listen... -She lives in our house! | 1:13:27 | 1:13:29 | |
I know, don't worry about it. Who cares? I don't care, you know? | 1:13:29 | 1:13:32 | |
-I mean, love is strange. It's OK. -Yeah, but this is the one couple that had their shit together. | 1:13:32 | 1:13:38 | |
Oh, God, nobody has their shit together. | 1:13:38 | 1:13:40 | |
They had their shit together. | 1:13:40 | 1:13:42 | |
No, we are all hanging on by a thread. | 1:13:42 | 1:13:43 | |
Trust me. Might as well enjoy what you have until that thread breaks, that's what I say. | 1:13:43 | 1:13:48 | |
RADIO: '1 minute and 45 seconds to go, Los Angeles. | 1:13:48 | 1:13:51 | |
'How are you spending the remaining seconds of the year? Are you listening to a radio show? | 1:13:51 | 1:13:55 | |
'We've got another song, but we won't get to the end of it, we're just about out of time. | 1:13:55 | 1:14:00 | |
'If you're not where you want to be, I'd suggest running. | 1:14:00 | 1:14:03 | |
-'It's T minus 1-39, 1-38...' -Oh, this is great(!) | 1:14:03 | 1:14:07 | |
Oh, and that's it. I guess we're parked. | 1:14:07 | 1:14:11 | |
People are getting out of their cars. | 1:14:11 | 1:14:14 | |
This is so typical. | 1:14:14 | 1:14:16 | |
New Year's Eve in Los Angeles, and I'm stuck in traffic. | 1:14:16 | 1:14:19 | |
CAR HORNS BEEP | 1:14:19 | 1:14:21 | |
I guess it's not too bad. | 1:14:21 | 1:14:22 | |
You know, sometimes you just got to give in to the shit storm. | 1:14:26 | 1:14:30 | |
There's no way of avoiding it, you know? | 1:14:30 | 1:14:32 | |
You just got to get that umbrella and get out there and party. | 1:14:32 | 1:14:37 | |
-That's very well said. -Thank you. | 1:14:39 | 1:14:42 | |
So, come on, it's New Year's Eve. | 1:14:42 | 1:14:45 | |
You got time for some resolutions. What do you got? | 1:14:45 | 1:14:49 | |
-To be honest with you, I haven't even really thought about it. -What?! | 1:14:50 | 1:14:54 | |
Well, you better hurry up! | 1:14:54 | 1:14:56 | |
Come on, close your eyes. Come on! | 1:14:56 | 1:14:58 | |
'Here we go, Los Angeles, | 1:14:58 | 1:15:00 | |
'the final grains of sand are slipping away quickly, there's just a few remaining. | 1:15:00 | 1:15:04 | |
'We are fast approaching the one-minute mark, starting right... | 1:15:04 | 1:15:08 | |
'60 seconds.' | 1:15:08 | 1:15:10 | |
# My darling, it's true | 1:15:12 | 1:15:17 | |
# You know that nobody else will do | 1:15:17 | 1:15:21 | |
# I'm slowly turning blue | 1:15:23 | 1:15:27 | |
# Because I'm sitting here... # | 1:15:27 | 1:15:29 | |
RADIO: 'Whatever you wanted to do this year, | 1:15:29 | 1:15:31 | |
'you now have 25 seconds left in which to do it | 1:15:31 | 1:15:34 | |
'or come to terms with the fact that you're not going to get it done.' | 1:15:34 | 1:15:38 | |
'We're down to the final 15 seconds. | 1:15:39 | 1:15:41 | |
'Get ready for the final countdown. Here it comes, Los Angeles.' | 1:15:41 | 1:15:44 | |
-ALL: -Ten! Nine! Eight! | 1:15:46 | 1:15:47 | |
Seven! Six! Five! Four! Three! Two! One! | 1:15:47 | 1:15:54 | |
SCREAMING AND CHEERING | 1:15:54 | 1:15:56 | |
RADIO: 'Happy New Year, Los Angeles! I love you! I love you to death. | 1:15:59 | 1:16:03 | |
'I love you for struggling and for fighting against the traffic, | 1:16:03 | 1:16:06 | |
'all the obstacles we have before us, just to get together in this city. Good luck finding love. | 1:16:06 | 1:16:12 | |
'And all the people that come here that put their careers ahead of love, | 1:16:12 | 1:16:16 | |
'I hope to God you find what you're looking for tonight, | 1:16:16 | 1:16:19 | |
'because this waking moment on this planet | 1:16:19 | 1:16:22 | |
'is our one chance to make it happen.' | 1:16:22 | 1:16:24 | |
MIN: I would love to marry you! | 1:16:35 | 1:16:41 | |
So, um, take a seat on the couch, | 1:17:01 | 1:17:03 | |
and I'm going to...get some wine and turn on some music. | 1:17:03 | 1:17:09 | |
That sounds great. | 1:17:09 | 1:17:11 | |
-I like your place. -Thanks! | 1:17:12 | 1:17:14 | |
You know, if you ever need a place to crash for a few days, you're welcome. | 1:17:14 | 1:17:18 | |
No, actually, I think I'm going to stay with my sister. She's out in the Valley. | 1:17:18 | 1:17:22 | |
-So your sister lives out here? -Yeah. She said I could crash there for a couple of nights. | 1:17:22 | 1:17:27 | |
-ANSWERING MACHINE: -'You have five new messages.' -Oh, Mr Popular! | 1:17:27 | 1:17:30 | |
'Hi. Don't get upset if you're straight, | 1:17:30 | 1:17:32 | |
'but you didn't mention whether you're gay or not. | 1:17:32 | 1:17:35 | |
-'You posted under Holiday Dates, so it said "gender neutral." ' -Shit, wait one... | 1:17:35 | 1:17:39 | |
-Wait, wait, wait, wait. I want to hear this. -What? | 1:17:39 | 1:17:42 | |
-Let me hear this. -'I think you're hot, from your photo. Bye.' | 1:17:42 | 1:17:47 | |
-ANSWERING MACHINE: -'Tuesday, 6:02pm.' | 1:17:47 | 1:17:50 | |
'I'm calling for the misanthrope. My number's 310-555-8934...' | 1:17:50 | 1:17:57 | |
OK, this is really embarrassing. | 1:17:57 | 1:18:00 | |
'I divorced recently, and now I'm back out there. | 1:18:00 | 1:18:04 | |
'I think I'm pretty attractive, and I have a good body. | 1:18:04 | 1:18:07 | |
'So, with that, I don't know what to say! | 1:18:07 | 1:18:10 | |
'Um, well, I hope I'll hear from you.' | 1:18:10 | 1:18:13 | |
-ANSWERING MACHINE: -'Tuesday, 5:41pm.' | 1:18:13 | 1:18:16 | |
'Hi. I'm 36-24-36, blonde, and I want to show you a really good time...' | 1:18:16 | 1:18:22 | |
-Maybe I jumped the gun! -'..and my pager is 323...' | 1:18:22 | 1:18:25 | |
-Pager? Who has a pager any more? -Hookers. She was a hooker. | 1:18:25 | 1:18:28 | |
-ANSWERING MACHINE: -'Wednesday, 12:03am.' | 1:18:28 | 1:18:31 | |
-'Oh, happy New Year, sweetie' -That's my mom. -'I called your cell, but you didn't pick up! | 1:18:31 | 1:18:36 | |
'I can't wait to hear about this girl you're seeing!' | 1:18:36 | 1:18:39 | |
-Oh, shit. -'It's about time. | 1:18:39 | 1:18:41 | |
'I want to hear all about her.' | 1:18:41 | 1:18:44 | |
-What girl? -Um, I was on the other line with her when you called, so I didn't know what to tell her. | 1:18:44 | 1:18:50 | |
'Um, it's me.' | 1:18:52 | 1:18:54 | |
'Happy New Year. I hope when you get this, you're having a really good time in LA, and... | 1:18:56 | 1:19:03 | |
'Sounds like everything's really working out for you. I knew it would, | 1:19:03 | 1:19:07 | |
'You're so smart and you're so driven and talented, and, um... | 1:19:07 | 1:19:11 | |
'I don't know, I miss hearing you tell me your stories, | 1:19:11 | 1:19:14 | |
'and someday everybody's going to see what you've been working on. | 1:19:14 | 1:19:18 | |
'I'm just really proud of you for doing it. | 1:19:18 | 1:19:20 | |
'I just have complete faith that this is just what you're meant to do. | 1:19:20 | 1:19:24 | |
'Um... I don't know, things are going OK over here. | 1:19:24 | 1:19:28 | |
'I'm just spending a lot of time doing lesson planning and... | 1:19:28 | 1:19:33 | |
'I don't know. I miss you. | 1:19:33 | 1:19:36 | |
'I was really, really glad when I got your e-mail. | 1:19:36 | 1:19:40 | |
'And...give me a call, and I don't know, we can talk. | 1:19:40 | 1:19:45 | |
'All right...bye.' | 1:19:45 | 1:19:48 | |
-ANSWERING MACHINE: -'End of messages.' | 1:19:48 | 1:19:51 | |
What's wrong? | 1:20:42 | 1:20:43 | |
Nothing. Will you just hold me for a second? | 1:20:46 | 1:20:49 | |
Yeah. | 1:20:50 | 1:20:52 | |
Do you want me to tell you that confession I never told you earlier today? | 1:21:03 | 1:21:10 | |
If you want to. | 1:21:11 | 1:21:13 | |
It's something I haven't told anybody in the world yet. | 1:21:17 | 1:21:20 | |
What is it? | 1:21:24 | 1:21:26 | |
I'm pregnant. | 1:21:36 | 1:21:37 | |
He doesn't know, does he? | 1:21:46 | 1:21:48 | |
I was going to tell him, and then I found out he was cheating on me. | 1:21:52 | 1:21:56 | |
I just left and went and checked myself into a hotel. | 1:21:59 | 1:22:03 | |
And I've been there ever since. | 1:22:06 | 1:22:08 | |
Are you going to keep it? | 1:22:12 | 1:22:14 | |
I don't know. | 1:22:18 | 1:22:19 | |
I mean, if I do... | 1:22:23 | 1:22:25 | |
..it's, like, no more nights like this, no more... No more acting. | 1:22:28 | 1:22:33 | |
I guess I'll just... | 1:22:34 | 1:22:37 | |
move back to Texas and maybe live with my mom, wait tables. | 1:22:37 | 1:22:41 | |
GROANS | 1:23:14 | 1:23:16 | |
GROANS AND SQUEALS | 1:23:24 | 1:23:26 | |
Are they serious? | 1:23:37 | 1:23:39 | |
LOUD GROAN | 1:23:39 | 1:23:42 | |
Mm-hm. | 1:23:42 | 1:23:44 | |
-Do you hear that? -Yeah, I love my neighbours. | 1:23:46 | 1:23:50 | |
-That's loud! -I know. | 1:23:51 | 1:23:54 | |
It's really loud! | 1:23:54 | 1:23:55 | |
Yeah, he's a stallion. | 1:23:55 | 1:23:57 | |
They do that all the time? | 1:24:03 | 1:24:05 | |
-Yeah, they just go at it, and go at it, and go at it, and go at it for hours. -Oh, my God! | 1:24:07 | 1:24:13 | |
The thing is, it's like a show... | 1:24:13 | 1:24:16 | |
but you can't see anything. | 1:24:16 | 1:24:18 | |
-They do this all the time?! -Yeah. | 1:24:18 | 1:24:21 | |
I love it. | 1:24:21 | 1:24:22 | |
GROANS BECOME MORE INTENSE | 1:24:22 | 1:24:24 | |
SLAPPING SOUNDS | 1:24:26 | 1:24:28 | |
What does she look like? | 1:24:32 | 1:24:34 | |
She's really thin. | 1:24:36 | 1:24:39 | |
You want some gum? | 1:24:39 | 1:24:40 | |
Yeah, I'd love some gum. Thank you. | 1:24:42 | 1:24:45 | |
You mean she's not...fat? She's really thin? | 1:24:45 | 1:24:52 | |
-Is she hot? -She's all right. | 1:24:53 | 1:24:56 | |
What does he look like? | 1:24:56 | 1:24:57 | |
Are you OK? | 1:26:08 | 1:26:09 | |
(Are you sure?) | 1:26:13 | 1:26:16 | |
(Don't stop.) | 1:26:16 | 1:26:19 | |
(Don't stop. Please, don't stop.) | 1:26:24 | 1:26:28 | |
HE SIGHS | 1:26:35 | 1:26:36 | |
Good morning. | 1:28:01 | 1:28:03 | |
So, um... | 1:28:03 | 1:28:05 | |
I think we got all your stuff. | 1:28:05 | 1:28:08 | |
Thanks! | 1:28:08 | 1:28:10 | |
I guess I'll just pull round in the car. | 1:28:10 | 1:28:12 | |
Oh, um, actually, I called a cab. | 1:28:12 | 1:28:15 | |
Hey, listen... | 1:28:25 | 1:28:28 | |
..I'd really like to see you again. | 1:28:30 | 1:28:32 | |
Will you think of me next year at midnight? | 1:28:42 | 1:28:44 | |
Yeah. I'll think of you every year for the rest of my life. | 1:28:46 | 1:28:50 | |
That'd be nice. | 1:28:54 | 1:28:55 | |
I wish you luck. | 1:29:00 | 1:29:02 | |
You too. | 1:29:02 | 1:29:04 | |
TOGETHER: Bye. | 1:29:05 | 1:29:06 | |
Hey! I didn't know you were up. | 1:29:43 | 1:29:47 | |
Yeah, I am. | 1:29:49 | 1:29:50 | |
Did you have fun last night? | 1:29:50 | 1:29:52 | |
Yeah, I did. | 1:29:54 | 1:29:57 | |
-You? -Mm-hm. | 1:29:57 | 1:30:01 | |
I, um... I saw that girl that you were with. | 1:30:01 | 1:30:04 | |
She was very pretty. | 1:30:04 | 1:30:06 | |
Yeah. She is. | 1:30:06 | 1:30:08 | |
So, you're getting married. | 1:30:15 | 1:30:18 | |
Yeah, we're engaged. | 1:30:18 | 1:30:20 | |
Do you want to see the ring? | 1:30:20 | 1:30:23 | |
Mm-hm? | 1:30:26 | 1:30:28 | |
Mr List! | 1:30:29 | 1:30:31 | |
-Mr Craigslist! -Hey! -How are you, buddy? -Good. | 1:30:32 | 1:30:36 | |
So, um... Congratulations. | 1:30:36 | 1:30:38 | |
Would anybody like some orange juice? | 1:30:38 | 1:30:40 | |
Put something on there before jack-boy has another jack attack! | 1:30:40 | 1:30:44 | |
-Jesus Christ, Min! -SHE GIGGLES | 1:30:44 | 1:30:46 | |
So, um, did you guys have a good time last night? How was it? | 1:30:46 | 1:30:50 | |
Yes, we did. But what about you? Did you have a good time? That's what's more important. | 1:30:50 | 1:30:55 | |
Did you do it? Did you guys DO IT? Did you do IT? | 1:30:55 | 1:30:57 | |
Did you use the condoms? | 1:30:57 | 1:30:59 | |
-You know, I'd rather not say right now. -No, tell us now! | 1:30:59 | 1:31:03 | |
Give us a little details, a little gooey, gory details. | 1:31:03 | 1:31:07 | |
I was, uh... We had fun. | 1:31:07 | 1:31:09 | |
We had a good time. | 1:31:09 | 1:31:11 | |
I like this. He's all, like, suave now, holding back information. | 1:31:11 | 1:31:15 | |
He's got his mojo back. Look at him, Wilson the Lady-killer! | 1:31:15 | 1:31:20 | |
# Follow the Moskva | 1:31:20 | 1:31:22 | |
# Down to Gorky Park | 1:31:22 | 1:31:25 | |
# Listening to the wind of change | 1:31:25 | 1:31:32 | |
# Future's in the air | 1:31:32 | 1:31:34 | |
-# Blowing everywhere -Blowing everywhere | 1:31:34 | 1:31:37 | |
-# Blowing in the wind -Blowing in the wind | 1:31:37 | 1:31:40 | |
-# Of change -Of change -Of change | 1:31:40 | 1:31:45 | |
ALL: # Take me to the legends of tomorrow | 1:31:45 | 1:31:50 | |
# On a lonely night | 1:31:50 | 1:31:53 | |
# The mulatto lovers | 1:31:53 | 1:31:55 | |
# Are all meant to be | 1:31:55 | 1:31:58 | |
# In the winds of change! # | 1:31:58 | 1:32:00 | |
Who wants breakfast? | 1:32:00 | 1:32:02 | |
-I want breakfast. -I want breakfast. | 1:32:02 | 1:32:04 | |
She wants French toast, I want hash browns. | 1:32:04 | 1:32:07 | |
OK, so, Vegas, huh? | 1:32:07 | 1:32:09 | |
Vegas it is, in a month. | 1:32:09 | 1:32:10 | |
I want to stay at the best hotel. | 1:32:10 | 1:32:13 | |
The Best Western hotel. | 1:32:13 | 1:32:16 | |
You got it. You got it! | 1:32:16 | 1:32:18 | |
So come on, just tell us something. # Did you do it? Did you do it? # | 1:32:18 | 1:32:23 | |
# I follow the Moskva | 1:32:23 | 1:32:26 | |
# Down to Gorky Park... # | 1:32:26 | 1:32:27 | |
This fucking year's going to be awesome. | 1:32:27 | 1:32:29 | |
-This was the best New Year's ever. -I can't believe you said "yes". | 1:32:29 | 1:32:34 | |
# An August summer night | 1:32:36 | 1:32:39 | |
# Soldiers passing by | 1:32:39 | 1:32:42 | |
# Listening to the wind of change... # | 1:32:42 | 1:32:49 | |
# The world is closing in | 1:33:09 | 1:33:12 | |
# Did you ever think | 1:33:12 | 1:33:16 | |
# That we could be so close | 1:33:16 | 1:33:18 | |
# Like brothers? | 1:33:18 | 1:33:23 | |
# The future's in the air | 1:33:23 | 1:33:26 | |
# Can feel it everywhere | 1:33:26 | 1:33:29 | |
# Blowing with the wind of change | 1:33:29 | 1:33:36 | |
# Take me to the magic of the moment | 1:33:37 | 1:33:42 | |
# On a glory night | 1:33:42 | 1:33:46 | |
# Where the children of tomorrow... # | 1:33:46 | 1:33:48 |