My Baby's Daddy

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# Now Peter Piper picked peppers	0:00:05	0:00:07
# But run rocked rhymes	0:00:07	0:00:08
# Humpty dumpty fell down That's his hard time	0:00:08	0:00:10
# Jack be nimble, was nimble And he was quick	0:00:10	0:00:12
# But Jam Master was faster Jack saw Jay's dick	0:00:12	0:00:14
# Little Bo Peep cold lost her sheep	0:00:14	0:00:16
# And Rip Van Winkle fell asleep	0:00:16	0:00:19
# And Alice chillin' somewhere in Wonderland	0:00:19	0:00:21
# And Jack's servin' Jill Bucket in his hand	0:00:21	0:00:23
# And Jam Master Jay's making out our sound	0:00:23	0:00:25
# The turntables might wobble but they don't fall down. #	0:00:25	0:00:28
MAN: For as long as I can remember,	0:00:28	0:00:30
the three of us have always been best friends.	0:00:30	0:00:34
Even when we were babies, Me, Lonnie, and Dom	0:00:35	0:00:39
shared the same crib.	0:00:39	0:00:41
# Dr Seuss and Mother Goose both did their thing	0:00:41	0:00:42
# But Jam Master's gettin' loose	0:00:42	0:00:43
# And DMC's the king... #	0:00:43	0:00:44
THEY ALL BELCH	0:00:44	0:00:47
'We were tight, like brothers.	0:00:47	0:00:49
'But we all had our own dreams.'	0:00:49	0:00:52
Hey, let me down!	0:00:52	0:00:54
Lonnie dreamed of two things.	0:00:56	0:00:58
First was that Rolanda loved him	0:01:01	0:01:04
as much as he loved her.	0:01:04	0:01:06
But all she loved was his money.	0:01:15	0:01:17
He also wanted to be a big inventor.	0:01:19	0:01:22
My boy Dom.	0:01:22	0:01:24
He just loved the music.	0:01:24	0:01:26
As for me, well, I was built to be a professional athlete.	0:01:29	0:01:35
I was gonna be the best boxer	0:01:35	0:01:36
to come out of South Philly since Rocky.	0:01:36	0:01:38
I was gonna be the Black Stallion!	0:01:40	0:01:43
Man, this burns!	0:01:44	0:01:46
PANTING	0:01:46	0:01:47
2.00 Tuesday was karate night.	0:01:51	0:01:54
All: Hyah!	0:01:54	0:01:55
Sometimes, my cousin Randall would chill with us.	0:02:02	0:02:05
He had a thing for candy-jacking.	0:02:05	0:02:08
I want it chilly up in here!	0:02:08	0:02:10
CHINESE ACCENT: You now on Cha Ching's most wanted list!	0:02:12	0:02:14
That's why we called him "No Good."	0:02:15	0:02:18
We went from boys to men together.	0:02:18	0:02:21
And the three of us moved into Lonnie's Uncle Virgil's house.	0:02:21	0:02:24
It was just temporary	0:02:24	0:02:26
until we could find a better place.	0:02:26	0:02:28
PARTY MUSIC AND CHATTER	0:02:33	0:02:35
You have a ride home, Xixi?	0:02:41	0:02:42
Yes, Father.	0:02:42	0:02:44
Don't be late. Yes, Father.	0:02:45	0:02:47
Give your father kiss.	0:02:49	0:02:50
Bye, Father.	0:02:56	0:02:58
Look, look, look.	0:03:27	0:03:29
We can go in Uncle Virgil's room,	0:03:29	0:03:30
cos he got one of them orthopaedic beds...	0:03:30	0:03:31
Guess who.	0:03:31	0:03:33
Albina?	0:03:33	0:03:34
No.	0:03:34	0:03:35
Mm, hold up. Ooh! Ooh!	0:03:35	0:03:37
Rashida. Oh, no no, this is Laquida.	0:03:37	0:03:39
Uh uh uh! This is Tamika.	0:03:39	0:03:41
You got one more chance to get it,	0:03:41	0:03:43
or you won't be making it to your next fight.	0:03:43	0:03:44
Ooh! Haha!	0:03:44	0:03:47
Hey, baby.	0:03:47	0:03:49
Knew it was you, I was just having some fun.	0:03:49	0:03:50
Sorry I'm late.	0:03:50	0:03:52
Had to get a ride from my father.	0:03:52	0:03:53
Does your pops know you came here to see me?	0:03:53	0:03:55
Yes.	0:03:55	0:03:56
Come on, baby, you know that's not cool.	0:03:56	0:03:58
Forget about my father.	0:03:58	0:04:01
I love you.	0:04:01	0:04:03
And that's what matters.	0:04:03	0:04:04
# Happy birthday to you	0:04:09	0:04:12
# Happy birthday to you	0:04:12	0:04:16
# Happy birthday, dear Lonnie	0:04:16	0:04:21
# Happy birthday to you. #	0:04:21	0:04:27
Make a wish, Lon.	0:04:30	0:04:31
I wish Rolanda was here.	0:04:31	0:04:33
MAN: Ro-lan-da!	0:04:36	0:04:37
Get out the way!	0:04:37	0:04:39
You got your wish.	0:04:39	0:04:40
Happy birthday, boyfriend.	0:04:44	0:04:47
Rolanda...	0:04:52	0:04:53
Don't stop.	0:04:53	0:04:54
You know, I was beginning to think	0:04:54	0:04:55
that you weren't gonna show.	0:04:55	0:04:56
Aw, now you know Ro-ro wouldn't miss	0:04:56	0:04:59
her Lonnie's birthday party.	0:04:59	0:05:00
I knew you wouldn't let me down.	0:05:00	0:05:02
Oh...	0:05:02	0:05:04
This right here's my cousin, Big Swoll.	0:05:04	0:05:07
He just got out the penitentiary.	0:05:07	0:05:08
Hey, Big Swoll.	0:05:08	0:05:10
It's always good to meet a member of the family.	0:05:10	0:05:11
Yeah, I'm all right, Johnny.	0:05:11	0:05:13
Happy birthday, man.	0:05:13	0:05:14
You know, Rolanda, I was thinking	0:05:16	0:05:17
that, you know...	0:05:17	0:05:18
Ooh! Cake. That's what I want, some cake.	0:05:18	0:05:21
Baby, I haven't eaten in like two whole hours,	0:05:21	0:05:23
And for some reason, I just can't stop eating.	0:05:23	0:05:26
Mmm, there it is.	0:05:32	0:05:33
Nia.	0:05:41	0:05:42
You looked so busy at work today,	0:05:44	0:05:45
I'm surprised to see you here.	0:05:45	0:05:47
The studio was really busy today.	0:05:47	0:05:50
How could I have missed one of your famous parties?	0:05:50	0:05:52
And you're wearing that top that I love so much.	0:05:52	0:05:54
That's cos I want you to take it off.	0:05:56	0:05:58
Just a second, babe.	0:06:05	0:06:07
Go daddy, go.	0:06:15	0:06:17
Ooh, ooh, ooh, that's cute.	0:06:17	0:06:22
Oh, umm! Mmm! Ooh!	0:06:25	0:06:29
I'm here now. I'm here.	0:06:29	0:06:31
Oh.	0:06:31	0:06:32
You know, I, uh,	0:06:32	0:06:35
I have these feelings, and, um,	0:06:35	0:06:38
I wanna take care of you, Rolanda.	0:06:38	0:06:42
And I was thinking we could get our own place,	0:06:42	0:06:46
maybe get married someday.	0:06:46	0:06:48
Yeah, Lonnie, that's...	0:06:48	0:06:50
real sweet, baby.	0:06:50	0:06:53
No one's ever said no shit like that before.	0:06:53	0:06:55
So you think, maybe we could...	0:06:55	0:06:57
Oh, 10:30, boo, you know what that means.	0:06:57	0:06:59
What, my show is on,	0:06:59	0:07:01
Hey, now, my show is on, ooh, ooh, my show is on.	0:07:01	0:07:03
TV: Up next, Compton 90221!	0:07:03	0:07:06
My show is on, too.	0:07:06	0:07:07
DOM: Naw, we can't be cleaning up like this,	0:07:14	0:07:16
we gotta hire ourselves a maid.	0:07:16	0:07:17
What are you complaining about?	0:07:17	0:07:19
I'm the one on my hands and knees.	0:07:19	0:07:20
I thought that was your favourite position.	0:07:20	0:07:22
Morning, guys.	0:07:22	0:07:23
Hey!	0:07:23	0:07:25
Hey.	0:07:25	0:07:27
What's wrong, man?	0:07:27	0:07:28
What's wrong, Lon?	0:07:28	0:07:31
I'm a year older,	0:07:31	0:07:32
and I'm still here with you two guys	0:07:32	0:07:33
at my Uncle Virgil's house.	0:07:33	0:07:35
You know what you sound like right now, man?	0:07:35	0:07:37
Naw, what?	0:07:37	0:07:38
A bitch.	0:07:38	0:07:40
Yeah, seriously, Lonnie,	0:07:40	0:07:42
you don't wanna mess around with a good thing.	0:07:42	0:07:44
I mean, take a look around you.	0:07:44	0:07:45
We got the tight bachelor pad.	0:07:45	0:07:48
We can do whatever we want, I mean,	0:07:48	0:07:50
this is it! We made it, man.	0:07:50	0:07:53
Right there, dog.	0:07:53	0:07:54
You better clean this mess up	0:07:58	0:07:59
before you leave outta here,	0:07:59	0:08:00
I know that.	0:08:00	0:08:03
Whip some ass up in here.	0:08:03	0:08:06
This is it?	0:08:06	0:08:08
Getting yelled at like schoolchildren?	0:08:08	0:08:11
I mean, I thought I'd be further along in my life by now.	0:08:11	0:08:15
You know, have my own family.	0:08:15	0:08:17
My own place.	0:08:17	0:08:18
One of these days,	0:08:22	0:08:24
you guys are gonna grow up.	0:08:24	0:08:26
You 12 minutes late.	0:08:40	0:08:41
I dock paycheque!	0:08:41	0:08:42
Look, Cha Ching,	0:08:42	0:08:43
I know we got friction between us	0:08:43	0:08:44
on account that I took that KitKat, man,	0:08:44	0:08:46
But that was seven years ago...	0:08:46	0:08:47
Milky Way...	0:08:47	0:08:49
black liquorice, and a case of Coors!	0:08:49	0:08:51
What's "rick-o-rish?"	0:08:51	0:08:53
Rick-o-rish.	0:08:53	0:08:54
Lick-o-rish!	0:08:54	0:08:55
Don't play language game with me!	0:08:55	0:08:57
You now 14 minutes late.	0:08:58	0:09:00
Good talk.	0:09:03	0:09:06
Dang Ling, I can't understand a damn word your daddy says.	0:09:06	0:09:10
Great first half, kids!	0:09:13	0:09:14
You missed five calls, you four-eyed punk.	0:09:14	0:09:16
Rolanda! Peaches!	0:09:16	0:09:18
What are you doing here?	0:09:20	0:09:21
We need to talk. I'm all ears!	0:09:21	0:09:23
Mama dear is going to wait over there.	0:09:23	0:09:25
Remember that time we was watching Compton 90221,	0:09:25	0:09:28
and Swapmisha had told Dante	0:09:28	0:09:30
that she was the preggernant?	0:09:30	0:09:31
How could I forget it?	0:09:31	0:09:33
Point is, Swapmisha wasn't the only one got knocked up.	0:09:33	0:09:37
You mean I'm gonna be a daddy?	0:09:37	0:09:39
It's yours!	0:09:39	0:09:41
You know, just forget it, Lonnie.	0:09:41	0:09:43
Cos I can't take care of no baby	0:09:43	0:09:44
on my income alone.	0:09:44	0:09:45
Daddy also has a job at the sanitation department,	0:09:45	0:09:48
and I just got a job yesterday	0:09:48	0:09:50
at Piggy Small's Pizzeria.	0:09:50	0:09:52
You know my Uncle Virgil raised me right, girl.	0:09:52	0:09:55
And I wanna do the same	0:09:55	0:09:57
for our child.	0:09:57	0:09:59
Ro-ro.	0:09:59	0:10:00
I'm gonna take care of the both of you.	0:10:00	0:10:02
You so good to me, Lonnie.	0:10:02	0:10:05
G, we need to talk. Are you busy?	0:10:12	0:10:15
What it look like, baby?	0:10:15	0:10:17
Is everything OK?	0:10:17	0:10:20
G, I'm pregnant.	0:10:22	0:10:23
We're going to have a baby!	0:10:27	0:10:29
WOMAN: 'Hey, Dominic,	0:10:29	0:10:30
'your next appointment is here.'	0:10:30	0:10:32
Send 'em in.	0:10:32	0:10:33
Yo!	0:10:34	0:10:36
Dommy-Dom!	0:10:36	0:10:37
You gotta be kidding me.	0:10:37	0:10:39
It's the Brothas Stylz.	0:10:39	0:10:40
This is you?	0:10:42	0:10:43
Aw, hell, yeah!	0:10:43	0:10:44
Yo, you gots to put us on.	0:10:44	0:10:45
True.	0:10:45	0:10:46
A'ight, we might be wizzle,	0:10:46	0:10:48
But our lizzles be clizzle-blizzle,	0:10:48	0:10:50
You feel me, dawg?	0:10:50	0:10:51
Words.	0:10:51	0:10:53
OK. Go ahead and spin.	0:10:55	0:10:58
Whatever.	0:11:00	0:11:02
Someone should tell them they're white.	0:11:02	0:11:03
Oh, hey, Nia. 'Sup?	0:11:04	0:11:06
Hey.	0:11:06	0:11:07
I thought I had the studio till 12.	0:11:08	0:11:10
No, no, it's not that.	0:11:10	0:11:12
Hold on.	0:11:12	0:11:13
Listen, I, uh...	0:11:13	0:11:15
What?	0:11:15	0:11:16
What is it?	0:11:16	0:11:18
Calm down, Dom. You look whiter than usual.	0:11:22	0:11:24
So, Dom, she gonna have it?	0:11:24	0:11:26
Yeah, she's gonna have it at home.	0:11:26	0:11:29
What kind of shit is that?	0:11:29	0:11:30
I don't know. She says it's gonna empower her	0:11:30	0:11:32
as a woman or some bullshit like that.	0:11:32	0:11:35
My life is over.	0:11:36	0:11:38
I'm done, finished.	0:11:38	0:11:39
Three of us.	0:11:39	0:11:42
Daddies.	0:11:42	0:11:43
Ain't it great?	0:11:43	0:11:44
You know I think we should do, like,	0:11:44	0:11:45
Daddy training, so we can do it right.	0:11:45	0:11:48
Yeah, that's it.	0:11:48	0:11:49
You know?	0:11:49	0:11:50
Do what our fathers didn't do.	0:11:50	0:11:52
TELEVISION IS ON	0:11:59	0:12:01
Whoa.	0:12:01	0:12:03
Ooh.	0:12:03	0:12:04
What's that, a little porn?	0:12:05	0:12:06
Hey, check it out,	0:12:06	0:12:07
They got her in stirrups and everything.	0:12:07	0:12:10
Make that move, Mama.	0:12:11	0:12:14
Damn, look at the size of that thing.	0:12:14	0:12:16
Looks like an alien.	0:12:16	0:12:18
PANTING	0:12:18	0:12:21
SQUELCHING	0:12:22	0:12:23
Gross!	0:12:23	0:12:25
I'm Annabelle Sinclair,	0:12:30	0:12:31
And I'll be your birthing/childrearing expert.	0:12:31	0:12:35
And I am here to guide you through the journey	0:12:35	0:12:37
that your child is going to take from the womb	0:12:37	0:12:39
to the pink or blue bedroom.	0:12:39	0:12:42
I'd like to open the floor for any pre-birthing questions.	0:12:44	0:12:48
Anybody? Yes?	0:12:48	0:12:50
Is it cool to still hit the skins during pregnancy?	0:12:50	0:12:53
He asking if it's all right for him to still be tapping at it.	0:12:53	0:12:58
Oh, sure. Feel free to get your swerve on throughout the pregnancy.	0:12:58	0:13:02
SHE FARTS Damn.	0:13:04	0:13:07
Don't be embarrassed, dear.	0:13:07	0:13:09
I ain't.	0:13:09	0:13:10
Flatulence is very normal during pregnancy,	0:13:10	0:13:13
So let 'em rip!	0:13:13	0:13:14
Oh, cool! HE FARTS LOUDLY	0:13:14	0:13:17
Pregnant people, fool.	0:13:17	0:13:19
I had to let it go, baby.	0:13:19	0:13:21
I'm gonna hand out these balls,	0:13:21	0:13:22
And I want you to put them between your knees.	0:13:22	0:13:24
OK, here you go, take this.	0:13:24	0:13:27
That's right, place it right there.	0:13:27	0:13:28
Hey, Nia. Sorry.	0:13:30	0:13:33
Dominic.	0:13:33	0:13:34
This is Venus, my doula.	0:13:36	0:13:39
What's a doula?	0:13:39	0:13:40
A midwife.	0:13:40	0:13:41
You know, I gotta talk to you outside.	0:13:41	0:13:42
Come on.	0:13:42	0:13:43
Okie-doke. Now we're gonna simulate labour.	0:13:45	0:13:47
So I would like for everyone to get into	0:13:47	0:13:49
their most comfortable positions, that's right.	0:13:49	0:13:53
Oh.	0:13:55	0:13:56
What are you doing here?	0:14:00	0:14:02
You invited me here.	0:14:02	0:14:03
Look. It was my decision to have this baby.	0:14:03	0:14:06
And it was a fling, Dom, an office fling.	0:14:06	0:14:09
Dominic, you don't have to be here.	0:14:09	0:14:12
We've discussed this.	0:14:12	0:14:14
MOBILE PHONE RINGS	0:14:14	0:14:16
Dominic.	0:14:16	0:14:19
Yeah, what's up.	0:14:19	0:14:21
Um...	0:14:21	0:14:22
Give me, like, an hour and a half.	0:14:22	0:14:26
I think that you're gonna find	0:14:26	0:14:28
natural childbirth to be loving,	0:14:28	0:14:30
blissful, and wonderful.	0:14:30	0:14:33
Aah!	0:14:33	0:14:34
I want drugs!	0:14:34	0:14:36
Lonnie, I can't take the pain!	0:14:36	0:14:39
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh!	0:14:39	0:14:41
Lonnie! Lonnie!	0:14:41	0:14:43
Is there anything else I can get you?	0:14:43	0:14:44
Crack! Horse tranquiliser, nigger!	0:14:44	0:14:47
I want drugs! OK! OK!	0:14:47	0:14:49
Gin and juice!	0:14:49	0:14:50
Hold on, I'm gonna get the nurse. Nurse!	0:14:50	0:14:52
Is there a nurse? Nurse!	0:14:52	0:14:53
What happened, baby? You dropped some pickle juice?	0:14:53	0:14:55
It's my water!	0:14:55	0:14:57
Your water?	0:14:57	0:14:58
The baby's coming!	0:14:58	0:15:00
OK, baby, breathe.	0:15:00	0:15:00
Clean-up, aisle three!	0:15:00	0:15:02
Daddy, Daddy, get Grandpa!	0:15:03	0:15:05
You have a baby here?	0:15:05	0:15:07
No, no, no, no, no-one have baby here!	0:15:07	0:15:09
Grandpa Bling Bling doctor in China.	0:15:09	0:15:11
Grandpa?	0:15:11	0:15:12
OK, OK, OK.	0:15:12	0:15:13
Baby, breathe.	0:15:13	0:15:15
Watch out!	0:15:15	0:15:16
I'm going in.	0:15:16	0:15:17
What the hell?	0:15:17	0:15:18
What the-hey, man, what you doing?	0:15:18	0:15:20
What you do...	0:15:20	0:15:21
BOTH: Aww!	0:15:21	0:15:23
SHE DIALS PHONE	0:15:24	0:15:28
OK, let's go.	0:15:29	0:15:31
Let's do this.	0:15:31	0:15:32
In your way? Uh-uh, it's good.	0:15:32	0:15:34
MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES	0:15:34	0:15:36
Ro, Mama Peaches in the house, baby,	0:15:36	0:15:38
with something to ease your pain.	0:15:38	0:15:40
You can't smoke in here.	0:15:40	0:15:42
Shut your punk ass up, Urkel.	0:15:42	0:15:44
"You can't smoke in..."	0:15:44	0:15:45
Nice!	0:15:45	0:15:46
Here you go, Ro.	0:15:46	0:15:48
Mama got something for you. There you go, babe.	0:15:48	0:15:49
Here you go, baby. Here's something to do you.	0:15:49	0:15:50
A little sip. There you go.	0:15:50	0:15:51
Just take yourself a little sip now.	0:15:51	0:15:53
Relax. It hurts!	0:15:54	0:15:56
Breathe, baby, breathe.	0:15:56	0:15:57
You did this to her.	0:15:57	0:15:58
Huh?	0:15:58	0:15:59
G, baby.	0:15:59	0:16:00
Talk to me. Say anything.	0:16:00	0:16:02
What?	0:16:04	0:16:06
Well, that's what your daddy always tells me.	0:16:06	0:16:08
Whoo! Whoo!	0:16:12	0:16:13
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!	0:16:13	0:16:16
I'm here. I'm here. I got your voicemail.	0:16:16	0:16:18
I came as soon as I could.	0:16:18	0:16:19
Dom! Late again!	0:16:19	0:16:20
Just push.	0:16:20	0:16:22
Oh, my gosh! What the hell is that? Call the doctor!	0:16:22	0:16:24
It's a home birth, idiot.	0:16:24	0:16:26
She's crowning.	0:16:26	0:16:27
Aren't you supposed to boil water	0:16:27	0:16:28
or something like that?	0:16:28	0:16:29
Yeah, why don't you stay in the kitchen with it?	0:16:29	0:16:30
Jeez, I-I-I...	0:16:30	0:16:32
Aah!	0:16:33	0:16:34
Push it, Ro, uh, uh, push it good!	0:16:34	0:16:36
Aah!	0:16:36	0:16:37
Push it.	0:16:37	0:16:38
Uh, ooh, push it, girl!	0:16:39	0:16:41
Uh-huh.	0:16:42	0:16:43
Uh! Push it, Ro, ooh, ooh!	0:16:43	0:16:46
Aah!	0:16:46	0:16:47
Push it, Ro-ro.	0:16:47	0:16:49
Uh, uh, push it good.	0:16:49	0:16:51
Uh-oh! Push it, Ro.	0:16:51	0:16:53
Uh, uh, push it real good.	0:16:53	0:16:54
Get your ass in there and get it out,	0:16:55	0:16:57
Doctor!	0:16:57	0:17:00
We're trying to create	0:17:00	0:17:01
a serene atmosphere here,	0:17:01	0:17:03
you're not helping.	0:17:03	0:17:04
This drug-free idea is not helping either!	0:17:04	0:17:06
Get out of the way!	0:17:06	0:17:07
Why don't you go home?	0:17:07	0:17:08
No!	0:17:08	0:17:09
SCREAMING	0:17:09	0:17:10
Holy shit. Come on, quiet.	0:17:10	0:17:11
Ow!	0:17:11	0:17:12
The baby's coming!	0:17:12	0:17:14
Oh, baby coming! Baby coming!	0:17:15	0:17:17
Baby not coming. It's stuck.	0:17:17	0:17:19
What do you mean stuck?	0:17:19	0:17:21
Grandma, Crisco, aisle 4, stat.	0:17:21	0:17:23
What? Huh? What?	0:17:23	0:17:24
Oh, no, breathe, baby.	0:17:24	0:17:25
BABY CRIES	0:17:25	0:17:27
Here you are, a little shorty.	0:17:27	0:17:30
Let's hear it for the homie.	0:17:30	0:17:31
BABY CRIES	0:17:31	0:17:34
It's OK.	0:17:34	0:17:36
BABY CRIES	0:17:39	0:17:42
He got a big thang!	0:17:42	0:17:44
That's the umbilical cord, fat Albert!	0:17:44	0:17:47
You did great, baby.	0:17:48	0:17:49
You did great, baby.	0:17:50	0:17:53
I got the call, I came up here...	0:17:53	0:17:54
He looks just like me...	0:17:54	0:17:56
No, I'm not in the hospital.	0:17:56	0:17:57
She had it at home.	0:17:57	0:17:58
Say hello. Say hello.	0:17:58	0:17:59
I'm a daddy!	0:17:59	0:18:00
Ha ha! I'm a daddy!	0:18:00	0:18:02
She's Jasmine...	0:18:02	0:18:03
Ma, you should see his eyes...	0:18:03	0:18:05
And she's beautiful.	0:18:05	0:18:07
You are the cutest baby	0:18:12	0:18:14
in all the world.	0:18:14	0:18:15
And he smell like shit. Baby, ew!	0:18:16	0:18:19
Now would be a good time to learn	0:18:21	0:18:23
how to diaper your son.	0:18:23	0:18:24
You know what?	0:18:24	0:18:25
That sounds like fun, baby,	0:18:25	0:18:26
but I got to get to my sparring session.	0:18:26	0:18:28
You know I got that fight coming up.	0:18:28	0:18:29
So, you know, I got to get ready.	0:18:29	0:18:30
< You pay for juice out of paycheque!	0:18:30	0:18:32
How the hell did he see me back here with this?	0:18:32	0:18:35
Don't you remember, I told you	0:18:35	0:18:36
I was working tonight.	0:18:36	0:18:38
Um...	0:18:38	0:18:39
Yeah.	0:18:39	0:18:40
You forgot, didn't you?	0:18:40	0:18:42
Uh...	0:18:42	0:18:43
Uh-huh.	0:18:43	0:18:44
OK, look, baby, I forgot.	0:18:47	0:18:48
I'm sorry, all right, baby?	0:18:48	0:18:50
But, look, I can't miss training.	0:18:50	0:18:52
Boxing is gonna be our way out of here.	0:18:52	0:18:54
I can't work for your pops forever.	0:18:54	0:18:55
Hey, I was born to fight.	0:18:55	0:18:58
Why wait?	0:18:58	0:18:59
I kick your ass right now.	0:18:59	0:19:00
Look, you know what? Bring it on, Grandma.	0:19:00	0:19:01
Bring it on right now.	0:19:01	0:19:03
You know, your grandmama got a big mouth.	0:19:03	0:19:05
Come shut it for me, fat man.	0:19:05	0:19:07
Whoo! Come on, honey.	0:19:07	0:19:08
Come on.	0:19:08	0:19:10
Anytime, Grandma Jackie Chan.	0:19:10	0:19:12
Hey, I know how important	0:19:12	0:19:14
your training is to you,	0:19:14	0:19:15
but still, I think it's time for you	0:19:15	0:19:17
to take a more active role	0:19:17	0:19:19
in raising Bruce Leroy.	0:19:19	0:19:21
Hi, baby.	0:19:21	0:19:23
Hey. Look at Daddy.	0:19:23	0:19:24
Yeah. You're right, boo, but...	0:19:24	0:19:27
It's just that I get a little nervous	0:19:29	0:19:31
when I'm with him by myself.	0:19:31	0:19:33
Aw, G, you can do this.	0:19:33	0:19:36
RAP MUSIC BLARES	0:19:36	0:19:38
Thanks, guys.	0:19:40	0:19:41
Later, chump.	0:19:41	0:19:44
Hey, Tupac.	0:19:44	0:19:46
How you doing, Tupac?	0:19:47	0:19:49
Now that is nice. Yes, that's real nice.	0:19:51	0:19:53
I got watches...	0:19:53	0:19:54
DVDs...	0:19:54	0:19:56
candy, what you want?	0:19:56	0:19:58
Cost you 1.00 at the store.	0:19:58	0:20:00
I'll give you two for 50 cents.	0:20:00	0:20:02
No, thank you, Tupac. I'm OK.	0:20:02	0:20:04
Nigger, you ain't never got no money!	0:20:04	0:20:06
You always broke!	0:20:06	0:20:08
Hey!	0:20:08	0:20:09
I have exciting news.	0:20:09	0:20:10
You got Princess Ro-Ro's allowance?	0:20:10	0:20:13
No, I enrolled us in mommy and me classes this weekend.	0:20:13	0:20:16
I ain't going to that.	0:20:16	0:20:17
Uh-uh, it's gonna conflict	0:20:17	0:20:18
with my strip aerobics class.	0:20:18	0:20:20
And you know I got to lose this extra little baby fat.	0:20:20	0:20:23
My mama ain't never took me	0:20:23	0:20:26
nor Tupac to none of them classes.	0:20:26	0:20:27
And we turned out just fine.	0:20:27	0:20:29
And what's up with all this	0:20:30	0:20:31
you got be with your baby stuff lately?	0:20:31	0:20:34
What you trying to say, I ain't a good mama?	0:20:34	0:20:36
No, no, it's not that.	0:20:36	0:20:37
I just thought it'd be nice if we spent some	0:20:37	0:20:39
quality time together as a family.	0:20:39	0:20:41
You know, maybe we could start by having	0:20:41	0:20:43
a family dinner tonight.	0:20:43	0:20:44
Uh-uh, tonight's ladies night at the club.	0:20:44	0:20:47
I told you I needed you to baby-sit.	0:20:47	0:20:49
No, you didn't.	0:20:49	0:20:50
Look, we could go on all night with this	0:20:50	0:20:52
he say, she say, she say, he say stuff,	0:20:52	0:20:54
But I say...	0:20:54	0:20:56
your ass is baby-sitting.	0:20:56	0:20:58
Yes, dear.	0:20:59	0:21:00
You don't want that.	0:21:00	0:21:03
No, it'll give you gas.	0:21:03	0:21:04
Here, there you go.	0:21:04	0:21:06
I'm gonna help her out.	0:21:08	0:21:09
I'll get her a book...	0:21:09	0:21:10
on breastfeeding. Ha ha.	0:21:10	0:21:13
But she got to share with your daddy.	0:21:13	0:21:15
Oh!	0:21:19	0:21:20
NIA: Surprise.	0:21:20	0:21:21
I was just gonna start on some tracks.	0:21:23	0:21:24
She's got hair.	0:21:28	0:21:30
Yeah. She also breathes. She giggles.	0:21:30	0:21:33
She's your daughter, Dominic.	0:21:33	0:21:35
Not that anyone would ever know	0:21:35	0:21:36
from your behaviour.	0:21:36	0:21:38
What behaviour?	0:21:38	0:21:39
What? Me and the Brothas Stylz	0:21:39	0:21:40
are busy prepping for their big debut.	0:21:40	0:21:43
Mm-hmm.	0:21:43	0:21:44
Hey, listen, I'm in a pinch	0:21:44	0:21:47
and I need a big favour.	0:21:47	0:21:48
What?	0:21:48	0:21:50
I'll see you later.	0:21:50	0:21:52
Bye.	0:21:52	0:21:54
See?	0:21:57	0:21:58
It's just you and me, kid?	0:21:59	0:22:01
Me and Jazz.	0:22:01	0:22:03
BABIES CRY	0:22:03	0:22:04
All right. All right.	0:22:04	0:22:06
Come on.	0:22:06	0:22:08
Aw, this ain't so bad, right?	0:22:08	0:22:09
Naw. A piece of cake.	0:22:09	0:22:12
Hey, Dom, you gonna pick yours up?	0:22:12	0:22:14
I ain't picking mine up. You pick yours up.	0:22:14	0:22:15
Hey, hey, you two acting like	0:22:15	0:22:17
it's the first time you've been alone	0:22:17	0:22:19
with your kids.	0:22:19	0:22:20
BOTH: It is!	0:22:20	0:22:22
How do we make them stop?	0:22:22	0:22:23
Aw, come on.	0:22:23	0:22:24
OK, all right, come on.	0:22:24	0:22:27
Come on, Bruce Leroy.	0:22:27	0:22:28
Come on, big man.	0:22:28	0:22:29
Come on, it's OK.	0:22:29	0:22:31
I think they hungry.	0:22:32	0:22:34
Cool. I'm gonna go get some Mickey Ds.	0:22:34	0:22:36
Formula, they drink formula.	0:22:36	0:22:38
Right. Right.	0:22:38	0:22:40
My bad, Mr Mom. Um...	0:22:40	0:22:42
We got that in the fridge, right?	0:22:42	0:22:44
Yeah. Yeah. In the kitchen. In the kitchen.	0:22:44	0:22:45
Oh, all right. No, no, I got it.	0:22:45	0:22:46
I got it.	0:22:46	0:22:47
Hey! Mmm, pacifier.	0:22:47	0:22:49
Lay off my lasagne, G.	0:22:49	0:22:52
One for you.	0:22:54	0:22:56
Thank you.	0:22:56	0:22:57
One for you.	0:22:57	0:22:58
OK.	0:22:58	0:23:01
Hey, oh, this ain't my baby's bottle.	0:23:01	0:23:03
What are you talking about, man?	0:23:03	0:23:04
Yo, yo, yo, hold up.	0:23:04	0:23:05
That's Nia's breast milk in that bottle.	0:23:05	0:23:07
It's like your boy's sucking on my lady's titty.	0:23:07	0:23:10
Got a point there.	0:23:10	0:23:11
Getting soft on me, man.	0:23:11	0:23:14
OK, yeah, yeah.	0:23:15	0:23:17
Aw, they like the titty on tap.	0:23:17	0:23:19
Oh!	0:23:19	0:23:21
Ooh, look at Bruce Leroy.	0:23:21	0:23:22
He got an appetite like his daddy.	0:23:22	0:23:23
Look at him getting his grub on.	0:23:23	0:23:24
Yeah, I think it's time to burp them.	0:23:24	0:23:27
Burp?	0:23:27	0:23:28
Yeah. Yeah. How we do that?	0:23:28	0:23:30
You just put them over your shoulder.	0:23:30	0:23:31
Yeah? Yeah, right like that.	0:23:31	0:23:33
And pat them on the back.	0:23:33	0:23:34
Like this?	0:23:34	0:23:35
Oh, OK.	0:23:35	0:23:36
There we go. All right, yeah. Yeah.	0:23:36	0:23:38
BABY IS SICK Aw! Hell! Mmm.	0:23:38	0:23:41
My sweatshirt!	0:23:41	0:23:43
You got the exorcist baby.	0:23:43	0:23:45
Hey, that's what babies do.	0:23:45	0:23:46
Huh, they burp, spit...	0:23:46	0:23:48
And shit, ew!	0:23:48	0:23:50
Aw, damn, it's that titty milk.	0:23:50	0:23:52
I bet it is. Look at it.	0:23:52	0:23:55
Aw! It's green shit!	0:23:55	0:23:58
I'm a lean, mean, diaper machine.	0:23:58	0:24:00
I'm a lean, mean, diaper machine.	0:24:00	0:24:03
Whew!	0:24:03	0:24:05
Whew, that's funky!	0:24:05	0:24:06
Dang, Bruce Leroy.	0:24:06	0:24:09
When did you eat some corn, man?	0:24:09	0:24:11
THEY LAUGH	0:24:14	0:24:16
He peed on me, Lonnie!	0:24:16	0:24:18
Oh, God, it's burning!	0:24:20	0:24:21
Oh, I can't see!	0:24:21	0:24:23
I can't see, Lonnie!	0:24:24	0:24:26
I want my mama!	0:24:27	0:24:29
That's all right, Bruce Leroy.	0:24:29	0:24:30
Daddy gonna get you all cleaned up.	0:24:30	0:24:31
We just gonna get the poop out your hair.	0:24:31	0:24:33
That's all.	0:24:33	0:24:34
Aw, man, you soft hair.	0:24:34	0:24:36
You got hair like your mama?	0:24:36	0:24:37
Mm-hmm, when you get older,	0:24:37	0:24:39
All the little black girls in the neighbourhood gonna be,	0:24:39	0:24:40
"Oh, Bruce Leroy, you got good hair.	0:24:40	0:24:43
"You got Indian in your family?"	0:24:43	0:24:44
And then the little Chinese girls, they gonna be,	0:24:44	0:24:46
"Aw, Bruce Leroy, me so horny.	0:24:46	0:24:49
"Me love you long time."	0:24:49	0:24:50
HE LAUGHS	0:24:50	0:24:51
Cos everybody love Bruce Leroy.	0:24:51	0:24:54
Hyah!	0:24:54	0:24:55
Here's the lotion, G. Oh, OK.	0:24:55	0:24:58
And the baby powder. Ooh!	0:24:58	0:24:59
Watch out! Oh, OK.	0:24:59	0:24:59
See, your uncles, they understand	0:24:59	0:25:01
a soft, sensitive bottom.	0:25:01	0:25:03
Now who watching y'all babies, huh? Jesus.	0:25:03	0:25:05
Thought you almost got me with that one, didn't you?	0:25:07	0:25:08
That was a good one.	0:25:09	0:25:11
Ow! Mmm.	0:25:11	0:25:12
Hmm.	0:25:13	0:25:14
OK.	0:25:15	0:25:16
I'm throwing in the towel.	0:25:19	0:25:22
I give up.	0:25:22	0:25:23
Wait a minute. I got an idea.	0:25:23	0:25:26
# Rockin' with my baby	0:25:27	0:25:29
# Baby, baby	0:25:29	0:25:32
# Rockin' with my baby	0:25:32	0:25:35
# Baby	0:25:36	0:25:38
# Rockin' with my baby	0:25:38	0:25:40
# Baby, baby	0:25:40	0:25:43
# Rockin' with my baby... #	0:25:43	0:25:46
Hickory, dickory, dock.	0:25:46	0:25:48
The mouse ran up the clock.	0:25:48	0:25:49
The clock stuck one.	0:25:49	0:25:50
The mouse ran down. Hickory, dickory, dock.	0:25:50	0:25:53
Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo.	0:25:53	0:25:54
That ends the rhyming portion	0:25:57	0:25:58
of the mommy and me class.	0:25:58	0:25:59
And now it's time for the bonding portion	0:25:59	0:26:01
of the mommy and me class.	0:26:01	0:26:03
OK, we've got some really pretty, shiny books.	0:26:03	0:26:06
I think my daughter likes your son.	0:26:06	0:26:08
I can't blame her.	0:26:09	0:26:10
He's almost as cute as you are, Lonnie.	0:26:10	0:26:13
You know my name?	0:26:13	0:26:15
It's on your tag.	0:26:15	0:26:17
I'm Brandy.	0:26:17	0:26:18
Hi...	0:26:18	0:26:20
..Brandy.	0:26:21	0:26:23
Now let's play the bragging game.	0:26:23	0:26:25
This is where we each take a turn	0:26:25	0:26:27
and you tell us something special about your child.	0:26:27	0:26:30
Brandy, let's start with you.	0:26:30	0:26:32
Well, Cherie has a smile	0:26:32	0:26:36
that lights up the room.	0:26:36	0:26:37
Just like her mom.	0:26:37	0:26:40
Hmm.	0:26:40	0:26:41
Whoo!	0:26:52	0:26:53
Nice to see your domesticated ass	0:26:53	0:26:55
was able to break away from the ball and chain tonight.	0:26:55	0:26:58
Fool, please.	0:26:58	0:26:59
I'm a grown-ass man. I pay taxes...	0:26:59	0:27:02
sometimes.	0:27:02	0:27:03
Hey, hey, I run me. She don't run me.	0:27:03	0:27:06
I'm the president.	0:27:06	0:27:08
She the secretary of state, remember that.	0:27:08	0:27:11
Hey, hey.	0:27:11	0:27:12
Yo, yo.	0:27:12	0:27:14
How'd you get Drive-by to come up in here, man?	0:27:14	0:27:16
His rappers keep getting locked up,	0:27:16	0:27:18
So he's always looking for new talent.	0:27:18	0:27:19
And the Brothas Stylz are going to be	0:27:19	0:27:21
his next platinum artists.	0:27:21	0:27:22
The white boys?	0:27:22	0:27:24
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yizzle!	0:27:24	0:27:26
My bad, we smashed your blizzle	0:27:26	0:27:27
in this piz-neice.	0:27:27	0:27:28
Can I get some?	0:27:28	0:27:29
Yeah, whatever.	0:27:29	0:27:31
A'ight, then.	0:27:31	0:27:33
He's signing those two?	0:27:33	0:27:34
Hey, look, hold up.	0:27:34	0:27:36
Ain't that Ho-landa?	0:27:36	0:27:38
She's supposed to be having dinner	0:27:38	0:27:39
with Lonnie tonight.	0:27:39	0:27:40
All right, it's time to put some crackers	0:27:47	0:27:49
up in this soup.	0:27:49	0:27:50
Coming straight from the street,	0:27:50	0:27:53
I mean, the cul-de-sacs, put your hands together	0:27:53	0:27:56
for the Brothas Stylz.	0:27:56	0:27:58
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!	0:27:58	0:28:00
What's up, people?	0:28:00	0:28:02
Brothas Stylz in the hi-zouse.	0:28:02	0:28:04
SILENCE	0:28:04	0:28:06
BOTH: Hit it!	0:28:06	0:28:08
# No, we don't mess around out here	0:28:08	0:28:12
# Hell no, we don't mess around out here	0:28:13	0:28:16
# Hit it If you pull one trigger	0:28:16	0:28:18
# Then you'll pull the other	0:28:18	0:28:19
# You think we one figure	0:28:19	0:28:20
# No, fool, we brothers	0:28:20	0:28:22
# And all the girls love us	0:28:22	0:28:23
# And haters they want to mug us	0:28:23	0:28:24
# It's hard to beat the brothers	0:28:24	0:28:25
# And suckas, they can't touch it	0:28:25	0:28:28
# We hit the beach	0:28:28	0:28:29
# Our double barrel's right in our reach	0:28:29	0:28:31
# We want the girls with coconuts	0:28:31	0:28:32
# And a mouth like a peach	0:28:32	0:28:33
# So get our homies run through your crew	0:28:33	0:28:34
# Like a track meet	0:28:34	0:28:35
# Pistol whip your heart till I see the white meat	0:28:35	0:28:38
# It's ugly	0:28:38	0:28:39
# You don't wanna come 'round here	0:28:39	0:28:40
# Cos round here you'll fool around and disappear	0:28:40	0:28:42
# Mess around and get stuck down here	0:28:42	0:28:44
# Lose track of the tier	0:28:44	0:28:45
# Double-knotted in the closet for years	0:28:45	0:28:47
# Rollin' Hannibal style	0:28:47	0:28:48
# Brain of a child	0:28:48	0:28:50
# Mind of a killer Thriller	0:28:50	0:28:51
# But we ain't nothin' like Vanilla	0:28:51	0:28:52
# No, we don't mess around out here	0:28:52	0:28:57
# Hell no, we don't mess around out here	0:28:57	0:29:01
# So all my gangstas, bustas, roochies jump up	0:29:01	0:29:04
# Bustas, haters, snitches get our	0:29:04	0:29:06
# Double barrel blows your head off	0:29:06	0:29:09
# Brothas Stylz just put a hit out. #	0:29:09	0:29:12
CROWD WHOOPS	0:29:12	0:29:13
Yeah!	0:29:15	0:29:17
Yeah! That's what I'm talking about!	0:29:17	0:29:19
DJ: Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.	0:29:21	0:29:25
Did real good.	0:29:25	0:29:27
Yeah. Right.	0:29:27	0:29:28
All right. All right.	0:29:28	0:29:30
I'm tell you, these guys are the bomb.	0:29:30	0:29:31
This is the future of hip hop right here.	0:29:31	0:29:34
You gotta trust me on this.	0:29:34	0:29:35
They got 12 tracks already recorded.	0:29:35	0:29:37
They're all hot.	0:29:37	0:29:38
Don't sleep on this, Drive-by.	0:29:38	0:29:40
I don't usually sign white rappers.	0:29:40	0:29:42
But for y'all, I might make an exception.	0:29:44	0:29:47
Y'all come by my office.	0:29:48	0:29:50
Dismissed.	0:29:50	0:29:51
Thank you.	0:29:51	0:29:52
Get out of here!	0:29:52	0:29:54
All right! Let's go!	0:29:54	0:29:55
Yo, Lon, what's wrong, man?	0:29:56	0:29:57
Man, I can't believe Rolanda left me hangin'.	0:29:57	0:30:00
I'm startin' to think she's not the woman for me.	0:30:00	0:30:04
Naw!	0:30:04	0:30:05
You know what? It's about time, Lon.	0:30:05	0:30:07
I got tired of you goin' on like a sucker.	0:30:07	0:30:09
Yeah. Seriously, Lon.	0:30:09	0:30:10
You gotta get with the programme like me.	0:30:10	0:30:12
Dom, I don't think you're gettin' it.	0:30:12	0:30:14
I like spending time with Carver.	0:30:14	0:30:16
It's the mama I'm startin' to doubt.	0:30:16	0:30:18
Lonnie, there are plenty of women out there	0:30:18	0:30:21
that will treat you right, man.	0:30:21	0:30:23
Well, there is this one girl Brandy from the mommy and me class.	0:30:23	0:30:26
Mm-hmm.	0:30:26	0:30:27
She's the bomb diggity fresh.	0:30:27	0:30:29
But I don't think she'd go for a guy like me.	0:30:29	0:30:32
Well, she would, man,	0:30:32	0:30:33
if you took some pointers from the pros.	0:30:33	0:30:35
You know what, Lon? You need some game, dawg.	0:30:35	0:30:38
And some new slang.	0:30:38	0:30:39
Cos "the bomb diggity fresh," I mean, that...	0:30:39	0:30:41
Where the hell did you get that from, anyway?	0:30:41	0:30:43
Yeah, man. You need some style.	0:30:43	0:30:45
A makeover.	0:30:45	0:30:48
Thug bootcamp. Mmm! Ta-dow!	0:30:48	0:30:51
I-I'm listenin'.	0:30:51	0:30:52
Oh, no. You gonna be down.	0:30:52	0:30:53
Come on.	0:30:53	0:30:54
That boy's still ugly, if you ask me.	0:31:02	0:31:05
You gotta bend your knees a little bit.	0:31:08	0:31:10
Bend your knees a little bit.	0:31:10	0:31:13
Now swing your arms.	0:31:13	0:31:14
Not like a monkey, dawg. Not like a monkey.	0:31:14	0:31:16
Then loosen up. Let the tension out.	0:31:16	0:31:18
Heel, toe. Heel, toe!	0:31:18	0:31:21
He's white.	0:31:23	0:31:25
Hey, Brandy.	0:31:25	0:31:27
How you doin', boo?	0:31:27	0:31:28
Lonnie.	0:31:28	0:31:29
No, no, no. You got to talk from your nuts, man.	0:31:29	0:31:31
More bass.	0:31:31	0:31:32
Now, this is the art of slap-boxing,	0:31:32	0:31:34
A time-honoured hood tradition. All right?	0:31:34	0:31:36
Come on, put your hands up.	0:31:36	0:31:37
Uh-huh. Yeah, come on. All right?	0:31:37	0:31:38
Great. Keep movin'.	0:31:38	0:31:39
Aah! Ooh!	0:31:39	0:31:41
Hey, uh, G!	0:31:43	0:31:45
G, man!	0:31:45	0:31:47
G!	0:31:47	0:31:48
DEEP VOICE: Hey, Brandy.	0:31:48	0:31:51
How you doin', boo?	0:31:51	0:31:53
Unh!	0:31:53	0:31:54
We created a player. Senor Lon Juan.	0:31:54	0:31:57
The adventures...	0:32:09	0:32:10
of Danny Littlegood.	0:32:10	0:32:12
So I hear you celibate. What?	0:32:17	0:32:19
Celibate. You sellin' a bit, I'm buyin' a bit.	0:32:19	0:32:21
Wow, Lonnie. You look...different all pimped out.	0:32:21	0:32:26
Daddy look good! DLG!	0:32:26	0:32:28
Daddy look good.	0:32:28	0:32:30
Are you feeling all right?	0:32:30	0:32:32
Oh, I feel real nice.	0:32:32	0:32:33
Put your hand in my pocket	0:32:33	0:32:34
and find out for yourself.	0:32:34	0:32:35
What can I get you two tonight?	0:32:36	0:32:38
Chardonnay, please.	0:32:38	0:32:39
Yak.	0:32:39	0:32:41
Colt back.	0:32:41	0:32:42
Double it up on the rocks	0:32:42	0:32:43
in a dirty glass.	0:32:43	0:32:45
Um...	0:32:45	0:32:46
I'm glad you called.	0:32:46	0:32:48
You've been on my mind.	0:32:48	0:32:49
You've been running through my mind in a thong.	0:32:49	0:32:52
What?	0:32:52	0:32:53
Thong.	0:32:53	0:32:54
Little things like string.	0:32:54	0:32:56
It ain't the full bloomers.	0:32:56	0:32:57
Ah! Oh!	0:33:01	0:33:02
My bad.	0:33:02	0:33:04
My bad, baby. My bad.	0:33:04	0:33:05
Looks like you gonna have to come out them clothes.	0:33:05	0:33:08
Goodbye, Lonnie.	0:33:08	0:33:10
Brandy.	0:33:14	0:33:15
Damn!	0:33:19	0:33:20
BABY CRIES	0:33:29	0:33:31
Shh...	0:33:31	0:33:33
Oh! How was the date tonight?	0:33:37	0:33:39
Ahh, it wasn't that good, thanks to you two.	0:33:39	0:33:42
Didn't you use my note cards?	0:33:42	0:33:43
Yeah, I used those, you know.	0:33:43	0:33:44
Tried to do a little freestylin' on my own, didn't really work.	0:33:44	0:33:47
Hey, hey, hey, man. Hey, that was all Assanova right there.	0:33:47	0:33:50
You know, I really like this girl Brandy.	0:33:50	0:33:53
Look, Carver really likes her.	0:33:53	0:33:54
Look, man, maybe y'all can patch this up somehow.	0:33:54	0:33:56
Man, the way I acted tonight, G...	0:33:56	0:33:59
I'll be lucky if that woman ever talks to me again.	0:33:59	0:34:02
You didn't take your hat off, did you?	0:34:02	0:34:03
Like a damn fool.	0:34:03	0:34:07
Ah...	0:34:07	0:34:08
Hey, Unc.	0:34:08	0:34:10
What's all the racket down here, huh?	0:34:10	0:34:12
Baby screaming and everything...	0:34:12	0:34:14
I'm trying to go to the bathroom, I can't do nothin'.	0:34:14	0:34:17
Convenience store. You ain't convenient.	0:34:17	0:34:21
Keep the damn noise down 'fore I break my foot off in your ass, boy!	0:34:21	0:34:24
He's mad cos he got haemorrhoids.	0:34:24	0:34:27
Oh! Hey! Hey! What are you doing?	0:34:35	0:34:37
Oh, nothing. Don't be looking up here. What's going on?	0:34:37	0:34:40
Hey. What?	0:34:40	0:34:41
Daddy has planned a big family dinner on Saturday.	0:34:41	0:34:43
And he's invited you.	0:34:43	0:34:45
What? He's gonna have me as the main course or something?	0:34:45	0:34:48
I can't this Saturday.	0:34:52	0:34:54
Why?	0:34:54	0:34:55
No-Good's getting released from prison on Saturday.	0:34:55	0:34:59
No-Good is nothing but trouble, and...	0:34:59	0:35:01
We have a son. Come on.	0:35:01	0:35:04
Things are different now.	0:35:04	0:35:05
Baby, things are different for him, too.	0:35:05	0:35:07
He's a reformed man now, for real.	0:35:07	0:35:09
G...	0:35:09	0:35:11
the two of you together spells trouble.	0:35:11	0:35:13
Look...	0:35:13	0:35:14
All I know is that he's my cousin,	0:35:14	0:35:16
and he deserves a second chance.	0:35:16	0:35:18
Six ounces, just like mama said.	0:35:25	0:35:27
Uh-huh. Test it... ah. There you go.	0:35:27	0:35:30
Come on.	0:35:30	0:35:31
Bruce Leroy, that's good milk, man, look!	0:35:31	0:35:33
Damn, that's some good titty milk. Hey.	0:35:36	0:35:38
Ooh, ooh, ooh.	0:35:42	0:35:44
Oh!	0:35:46	0:35:47
Yo!	0:35:48	0:35:49
Yo, who the hell...?	0:35:49	0:35:51
No-Good?	0:35:51	0:35:52
That's right, baby! I'm back on the bricks!	0:35:52	0:35:54
What the hell you comin' through the window for, man?	0:35:54	0:35:58
Oh, creature of habit, dawg.	0:35:58	0:36:00
You know, just tryin' to keep my skills sharp, man!	0:36:00	0:36:01
Ah! Ah! THEY SCREAM	0:36:01	0:36:05
No-Good's back!	0:36:05	0:36:07
Show your cousin some love, man!	0:36:07	0:36:09
Oh, man. You got it, baby.	0:36:09	0:36:10
Whoo!	0:36:10	0:36:11
Dawg!	0:36:11	0:36:12
I can't believe it's been two years	0:36:12	0:36:13
since you been locked down!	0:36:13	0:36:15
Well...	0:36:15	0:36:16
had the jurisprudence	0:36:16	0:36:17
not violated the statute of limitations, per se...	0:36:17	0:36:21
Uh-huh.	0:36:21	0:36:21
I would've only done 30 days, bro.	0:36:21	0:36:23
Did you get a law degree while you was in prison?	0:36:23	0:36:25
Nah, I watched The Practice for two seasons.	0:36:25	0:36:28
I'm representing myself next time.	0:36:28	0:36:30
Oh, next time, huh?	0:36:30	0:36:32
You always had game, player.	0:36:32	0:36:34
You always had game.	0:36:34	0:36:36
Speaking of game, man, what's up with you?	0:36:36	0:36:38
Uh, you still boxing?	0:36:38	0:36:39
Yeah, but, uh...	0:36:39	0:36:40
It's sort of been put on the back burner for right now.	0:36:40	0:36:43
Oh, really? How come?	0:36:43	0:36:45
Remember we used to go candyjacking back in the day?	0:36:45	0:36:47
You mean the kung-fu clerk.	0:36:47	0:36:49
Yeah. Yeah. Ahh.	0:36:49	0:36:50
Let's...	0:36:50	0:36:51
Let's just say that a hot temper runs in the family.	0:36:51	0:36:54
Really? How you know that?	0:36:54	0:36:56
Um...	0:36:56	0:36:58
Well...	0:36:58	0:36:59
The daughter had my baby.	0:36:59	0:37:00
Oh, shit!	0:37:00	0:37:01
Hey, hey, dawg, watch your language	0:37:01	0:37:03
in front of my son, dawg!	0:37:03	0:37:05
Wow! Hey, hey, Bruce Leroy.	0:37:05	0:37:09
Your cousin, No-Good, man.	0:37:09	0:37:11
What's up, little dog?	0:37:11	0:37:12
Oop, gimme a little bit.	0:37:12	0:37:13
Just a slap, hey... come on, hit it!	0:37:13	0:37:16
That's my little man.	0:37:16	0:37:17
Drive-by, my man,	0:37:18	0:37:19
your label's the first one I thought of	0:37:19	0:37:21
when I discovered the Brothas Stylz here.	0:37:21	0:37:23
Yo, check it out. Some people think that, like,	0:37:23	0:37:24
we kind of like a white Outkast.	0:37:24	0:37:27
If I want to know what people think of you,	0:37:27	0:37:29
I'll tell you!	0:37:29	0:37:30
Come on!	0:37:30	0:37:31
Very good, sir.	0:37:31	0:37:32
You remind people of a...	0:37:32	0:37:36
white Outkast!	0:37:36	0:37:37
Yeah...	0:37:38	0:37:39
You really got your finger on the pulse, there, Drive-by.	0:37:39	0:37:41
You weren't thinking about going to another label, were you?	0:37:41	0:37:43
Well, actually, you know...	0:37:43	0:37:46
You were always the first.	0:37:48	0:37:50
Right here. Right here, dawg.	0:37:50	0:37:51
Here's the contracts. Sign 'em.	0:37:51	0:37:54
Wait, wait, wait. This is it?	0:37:54	0:37:56
I mean, this is legally binding?	0:37:56	0:37:58
This is it. Want to talk royalties? Cool.	0:37:58	0:38:00
Publishing? That's all right.	0:38:00	0:38:02
If you even want a handicapped parking permit, get at me.	0:38:02	0:38:05
But don't you ever...	0:38:05	0:38:08
..mess with me!	0:38:09	0:38:11
I have an anger management issue.	0:38:11	0:38:14
You understand?	0:38:14	0:38:15
Yeah, yeah. We're gonna sign it up right here.	0:38:15	0:38:18
Good. That calls for a celebration.	0:38:18	0:38:20
Oh, we gonna pop up some of that bubbly?	0:38:20	0:38:23
No, fool.	0:38:23	0:38:25
Milk and cookies.	0:38:25	0:38:26
Milk and cookies?	0:38:26	0:38:27
You got a problem with my milk and cookies?	0:38:27	0:38:29
No, no.	0:38:29	0:38:30
Pleasant surprise.	0:38:30	0:38:31
Change of pace.	0:38:31	0:38:34
Well, dip, fool, dip!	0:38:34	0:38:35
We dipping. I can't get it in!	0:38:35	0:38:38
Break it up, man! Break it up!	0:38:38	0:38:40
You better dip and eat them cookies!	0:38:40	0:38:41
Insult me and I'll beat your ass!	0:38:41	0:38:43
Today we're gonna discuss something	0:38:43	0:38:44
every parent must go through.	0:38:44	0:38:46
It's potty training. Don't make those faces,	0:38:46	0:38:48
it's not as hard as you think.	0:38:48	0:38:50
We're gonna do some role-playing today	0:38:50	0:38:52
To show you how to get your baby's bottom onto the actual ring.	0:38:52	0:38:55
You might want to sing it a song to relax the muscles.	0:38:55	0:38:58
# Dookie, dookie doo-doo brown	0:38:58	0:39:01
# Mommy, how can I be down? #	0:39:01	0:39:02
Make some funny faces.	0:39:02	0:39:05
Now, it's also very important	0:39:09	0:39:11
to praise your child's movement.	0:39:11	0:39:13
Look at that! Look what Jason left behind!	0:39:13	0:39:17
Look at the big brown goldfish!	0:39:17	0:39:20
Yay!	0:39:20	0:39:22
Daddy, everyone... um...	0:39:24	0:39:27
this is G's cousin, No-Good.	0:39:27	0:39:31
G, why don't you introduce No-Good to my family?	0:39:31	0:39:36
No-Good, this is, uh...	0:39:36	0:39:37
Xixi's father, Cha Ching.	0:39:37	0:39:40
Oh, shoot. What's up, nigger?	0:39:40	0:39:42
G: Yeah.	0:39:43	0:39:44
No-Good.	0:39:44	0:39:46
And this is, um, Grandma Fung-Yu.	0:39:46	0:39:49
Hi-yo.	0:39:49	0:39:50
Cha Ching... Grandma Fung-Yu.	0:39:50	0:39:52
Yeah, and Sing-Sing, Xixi's mother.	0:39:52	0:39:55
Hmm.	0:39:55	0:39:56
All right. Cha Ching...	0:39:56	0:39:58
Grandma Fung-Yu...	0:39:58	0:40:00
And Chi-Chi's mama sexy thing...	0:40:00	0:40:01
Oh! Sing-Sing.	0:40:01	0:40:03
Uh, yeah, and Bling-Bling, the grandpa.	0:40:03	0:40:06
All right, I got this, dawg. Check it out.	0:40:06	0:40:08
Cha Ching, right?	0:40:08	0:40:11
Grandma egg foo yung?	0:40:11	0:40:12
Fung-Yu, dawg.	0:40:12	0:40:14
Sexy thing, miss thing-thing?	0:40:14	0:40:16
Sing-Sing!	0:40:16	0:40:18
Bling-Bling. Yeah.	0:40:20	0:40:21
Ta-dow. Bang bang.	0:40:21	0:40:22
And over in the corner	0:40:22	0:40:24
is the hardest-working man in the organisation,	0:40:24	0:40:26
That's my man, little Dang Ling.	0:40:26	0:40:27
All right. I got it.	0:40:27	0:40:29
Cha Ching...	0:40:29	0:40:30
Grandma Kung-Fu...	0:40:30	0:40:32
Sexy thing... Sing-Sing. Sing-Sing.	0:40:32	0:40:34
Bling-Bling.	0:40:34	0:40:36
And little Ding-a-ling.	0:40:36	0:40:38
Yeah.	0:40:38	0:40:39
Let's eat.	0:40:39	0:40:41
Sing-Sing,	0:40:50	0:40:52
these Peking duck feet is the shit!	0:40:52	0:40:56
You no like my cooking?	0:40:56	0:40:58
No, mom...the shit is a good thing.	0:40:58	0:41:01
The shit is good?	0:41:01	0:41:03
Yes.	0:41:03	0:41:04
The shit is real good.	0:41:04	0:41:06
It's... Never mind.	0:41:06	0:41:09
This is the first time in two years	0:41:09	0:41:11
I ain't have to worry about getting shanked at chow.	0:41:11	0:41:15
Don't be so sure.	0:41:15	0:41:16
What's up with your dude?	0:41:16	0:41:18
FARTING	0:41:18	0:41:22
Damn, Grandma!	0:41:22	0:41:24
That was a wet one.	0:41:24	0:41:27
What?	0:41:28	0:41:29
I have cable.	0:41:29	0:41:31
Whatever, little man.	0:41:31	0:41:32
On cable, every man in prison movie...	0:41:32	0:41:35
Dang Ling. That's enough.	0:41:35	0:41:37
Now, go wash the dishes.	0:41:37	0:41:39
And when you're done, you finish tiling the roof!	0:41:39	0:41:43
My father wants to tell you something.	0:41:43	0:41:44
Hmm?	0:41:44	0:41:46
SHE SPEAKS CHINESE	0:41:46	0:41:48
G, I want to offer you a manager position at the market.	0:41:48	0:41:53
You...	0:41:56	0:41:57
You know, Cha Ching,	0:41:57	0:41:58
I really appreciate that, but...	0:41:58	0:42:00
that's not what I want to do.	0:42:00	0:42:01
(Bullshit.)	0:42:02	0:42:04
Being a manager's a great job.	0:42:04	0:42:05
Look, I got a job.	0:42:05	0:42:07
Boxing is not a job.	0:42:07	0:42:09
Look, you always say that,	0:42:09	0:42:10
but I got my shot coming up, all right?	0:42:10	0:42:13
I thought you'd be happy.	0:42:13	0:42:15
With this promotion, we could finally get our own place.	0:42:15	0:42:17
Yo, that would be... The three of us...	0:42:17	0:42:21
Hey, hey. Hey, brother. Hey.	0:42:21	0:42:23
I'm talking about the future.	0:42:23	0:42:24
Whether it's brighter to hang around the gym	0:42:24	0:42:26
and chilling with the bad influence like...	0:42:26	0:42:29
Like what, huh?	0:42:29	0:42:31
Like what?	0:42:31	0:42:32
Look, I'm not gonna give up boxing, OK?	0:42:32	0:42:34
And I would appreciate it	0:42:34	0:42:35
if you wouldn't give up on me, either.	0:42:35	0:42:39
I'm gonna help Dang Ling clean these dishes.	0:42:39	0:42:42
Mm-hmm.	0:42:42	0:42:44
Somebody done messed up, huh?	0:42:44	0:42:46
THEME MUSIC FROM ROCKY	0:42:46	0:42:48
Unh!	0:43:04	0:43:05
Ow!	0:43:19	0:43:20
Unh!	0:43:20	0:43:21
I'm doin' this for my baby!	0:43:25	0:43:27
I want this for Bruce Leroy and Xixi.	0:43:27	0:43:33
This duck cheesesteak is great!	0:43:39	0:43:41
It's the other brown meat.	0:43:41	0:43:43
You better ask somebody.	0:43:43	0:43:44
Ha ha ha!	0:43:44	0:43:45
You hear that, sucker?	0:43:45	0:43:46
G!	0:43:46	0:43:48
Back away from that duck!	0:43:48	0:43:49
QUACKING	0:43:53	0:43:55
Get him, Dang Ling!	0:43:58	0:43:59
Get him, Dang Ling!	0:43:59	0:44:00
# Goin' to see your daddy. #	0:44:07	0:44:10
OK.	0:44:10	0:44:11
There you go.	0:44:11	0:44:13
RINGS BELL	0:44:13	0:44:16
What's up, gorgeous?	0:44:17	0:44:19
Hey, Dominic.	0:44:19	0:44:20
I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to Jazz.	0:44:20	0:44:22
She just ate,	0:44:22	0:44:23
so she should be ready for bed soon.	0:44:23	0:44:24
What? Are you painting the town	0:44:26	0:44:27
with your friend Pluto?	0:44:27	0:44:29
Something like that.	0:44:30	0:44:32
What about you?	0:44:32	0:44:34
You're not having a party tonight, are you?	0:44:35	0:44:37
No, no, no, no.	0:44:37	0:44:38
It's for one of Lonnie's experiments.	0:44:38	0:44:39
OK.	0:44:39	0:44:40
Have a good time.	0:44:40	0:44:42
I'll be back later.	0:44:42	0:44:43
Go. We're gonna be OK. Don't worry about us.	0:44:43	0:44:44
Bye, pumpkin.	0:44:44	0:44:45
Bye.	0:44:45	0:44:47
There's supposed to be 4.	0:44:47	0:44:48
2.	0:44:48	0:44:49
We have two lights, two regulars.	0:44:49	0:44:50
What does it...doesn't it say right here?	0:44:50	0:44:52
HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYS	0:44:53	0:44:56
INDISTINCT SINGING	0:44:59	0:45:01
# Pulling some tricks 'cause I'm packin' my heat... #	0:45:01	0:45:06
I don't think we should leave.	0:45:06	0:45:08
We're going downstairs, man.	0:45:08	0:45:10
Come on.	0:45:10	0:45:11
You've been thrown up on, sprayed on, and pooped on.	0:45:11	0:45:14
It's time we did some grown-up stuff, man.	0:45:14	0:45:16
That's right. All right? Come on.	0:45:16	0:45:17
All right.	0:45:17	0:45:19
Cool.	0:45:19	0:45:19
Bye-bye.	0:45:19	0:45:22
Sleep tight, little fella.	0:45:23	0:45:26
# What's it gonna be?	0:45:26	0:45:27
# A trip full of tranquillity. #	0:45:27	0:45:30
INDISTINCT	0:45:30	0:45:32
# Want to party from late night to broad day	0:45:32	0:45:35
# So, what's it gonna be?	0:45:35	0:45:36
# But I can't let you leave... #	0:45:36	0:45:38
Mmm.	0:45:43	0:45:44
Got to pee.	0:45:44	0:45:46
Anybody ever tell you you have beautiful hair?	0:45:48	0:45:50
SHE LAUGHS	0:45:50	0:45:52
Come on. Let's get busy.	0:45:56	0:45:57
No, no. Stacy. Don't go in there.	0:45:57	0:45:59
BABBLING	0:45:59	0:46:01
We'll go in there.	0:46:01	0:46:03
BABBLING	0:46:10	0:46:12
HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYS	0:46:14	0:46:15
STACY: Come on, Dom.	0:46:35	0:46:37
You did not bring me up here to play with my hair.	0:46:37	0:46:39
It's foreplay, baby.	0:46:39	0:46:41
COOING	0:46:45	0:46:48
Hey. Hey!	0:47:20	0:47:21
LONNIE: I'm gonna go check on the kids.	0:47:21	0:47:22
All right.	0:47:22	0:47:23
THEY LAUGH	0:47:27	0:47:29
What?! Who?!	0:47:31	0:47:33
Damn!	0:47:33	0:47:35
G!	0:47:37	0:47:39
G! G: Yeah?	0:47:39	0:47:40
The babies are gone!	0:47:40	0:47:41
What?!	0:47:41	0:47:42
I told you!	0:47:42	0:47:44
Dom! The babies are gone!	0:47:44	0:47:45
The babies is gone, man!	0:47:45	0:47:46
I just saw them in the other room.	0:47:46	0:47:48
Bruce Leroy! Bruce Leroy!	0:47:54	0:47:56
Move! Move!	0:47:56	0:47:57
G: Son!	0:47:58	0:47:59
What are we gonna do?	0:48:03	0:48:04
Outside! Outside!	0:48:06	0:48:08
Bruce Leroy!	0:48:11	0:48:12
Jasmine! Carver!	0:48:12	0:48:15
Carver!	0:48:15	0:48:16
Bruce Leroy?	0:48:17	0:48:18
You check up in Uncle Virgil's room?	0:48:20	0:48:22
I'm diallin' 911.	0:48:22	0:48:23
No, man.	0:48:23	0:48:24
I still got warrants from that probation case.	0:48:24	0:48:25
COOING	0:48:26	0:48:28
How? Bruce Leroy!	0:48:28	0:48:30
What?	0:48:30	0:48:31
Who put y'all up here?	0:48:31	0:48:32
Carver, you know how to walk? Jasmine.	0:48:32	0:48:35
What?	0:48:35	0:48:36
DOMINIC: It's all my fault.	0:48:41	0:48:43
I should have checked to make sure the door was closed.	0:48:43	0:48:47
It could have been worse.	0:48:47	0:48:48
A lot worse.	0:48:48	0:48:50
Man, these kids depend on us.	0:48:50	0:48:53
This is our chance to be fathers, man.	0:48:53	0:48:55
And we could do the right thing right now.	0:48:55	0:48:57
Y'all in or what?	0:48:57	0:48:59
Yeah.	0:48:59	0:49:00
I'm in.	0:49:00	0:49:02
Yeah, we can do this.	0:49:02	0:49:04
# Whoo!	0:49:07	0:49:08
# For the block, boy	0:49:08	0:49:10
# Take it rough	0:49:10	0:49:12
# Whoa	0:49:12	0:49:13
# Every day it's been the same old thing on my block	0:49:15	0:49:18
# You're either workin' or you're slangin' on my block	0:49:18	0:49:20
# You had to hustle	0:49:20	0:49:22
# Cos that's how we was raised on my block	0:49:22	0:49:23
# And you stayed on your hop	0:49:23	0:49:25
# Until you made you a knot on my block	0:49:25	0:49:27
# To hang out was the thing back then	0:49:27	0:49:30
# And even when you left out, you came back in	0:49:30	0:49:32
# To my block	0:49:32	0:49:33
# From Holloway, Belfort to Scott	0:49:33	0:49:35
# We rolled the flocks, we know the spots	0:49:35	0:49:38
# Drank all the blue dots	0:49:40	0:49:41
# On your block, you probably bred a Fat Pat or Tupac	0:49:41	0:49:43
# Or Big Pun or Bi	0:49:43	0:49:45
# Your homeboys from knee high	0:49:45	0:49:46
# And even when it was stormin' outside	0:49:46	0:49:48
# That be by	0:49:48	0:49:49
# That's me, dog on my block	0:49:49	0:49:50
# I ain't have to play the big shot	0:49:50	0:49:52
# Knew me back when I was stealin' beer from Shamrock	0:49:52	0:49:54
# And my nickname was Creepy	0:49:54	0:49:56
# If Black June could see me	0:49:56	0:49:57
# He'd be trippin'	0:49:57	0:49:58
# And I'd bet he still try to tease me	0:49:58	0:50:00
# My block, where everything is everything	0:50:00	0:50:02
# Fa sheezy... #	0:50:02	0:50:03
Look, fellas.	0:50:03	0:50:04
I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it	0:50:04	0:50:05
with my own former four eyes.	0:50:05	0:50:08
Mmm.	0:50:08	0:50:09
Two proud papas. Daddies, even.	0:50:09	0:50:10
Fathers.	0:50:10	0:50:11
Hangin' out with their kids.	0:50:11	0:50:13
G: That's right.	0:50:13	0:50:14
That's right. That's right.	0:50:14	0:50:16
I mean, Nia's been so busy at work,	0:50:16	0:50:17
Me and Jazz have really been getting to know each other.	0:50:17	0:50:19
I heard that, man. Yeah.	0:50:19	0:50:20
SQUEALS	0:50:20	0:50:21
Oh, look at him. Look at him.	0:50:21	0:50:21
Jab him!	0:50:21	0:50:22
Hey, hey. Jab him!	0:50:22	0:50:24
Carver.	0:50:24	0:50:25
Hold your right hand up.	0:50:25	0:50:26
Mm-mmm. Dip.	0:50:26	0:50:27
When you drop it,	0:50:27	0:50:28
You're gonna get - there you go.	0:50:28	0:50:29
MAN: I thought you said we was chillin' today, man.	0:50:29	0:50:31
We are.	0:50:31	0:50:32
At the store?	0:50:32	0:50:34
Look here, man. Stop complaining, all right?	0:50:34	0:50:36
Xixi's gonna get on my case	0:50:36	0:50:38
if I don't start pullin' my weight around, all right?	0:50:38	0:50:40
You need a wheelbarrow to haul all that in.	0:50:40	0:50:42
Oh, snap!	0:50:42	0:50:43
See, this is what I'm talking about right here, man.	0:50:43	0:50:46
This is what I wish I could get for my son.	0:50:46	0:50:48
Why don't you buy it?	0:50:48	0:50:50
Man, do you know how expensive it is to raise a child now?	0:50:50	0:50:53
Well, then, there's diapers.	0:50:53	0:50:54
There's formula. Not to mention the toys.	0:50:54	0:50:56
Wow.	0:50:56	0:50:57
Man, I barely got enough for the necessities.	0:50:57	0:51:00
I'm gonna get that, though.	0:51:00	0:51:02
Yeah, I'm gonna get that.	0:51:02	0:51:05
All right.	0:51:05	0:51:07
Diapers, bottles, chips. Cool.	0:51:07	0:51:11
Oh!	0:51:11	0:51:12
Damn!	0:51:12	0:51:13
Look, I left my wallet in the car.	0:51:13	0:51:14
Look, hold this spot, OK?	0:51:14	0:51:15
All right. Don't lose it.	0:51:15	0:51:16
Gotcha. All right.	0:51:16	0:51:17
Excuse me, ma'am.	0:51:17	0:51:18
Mm-hmm.	0:51:18	0:51:21
Oh, hey. How you doing?	0:51:23	0:51:26
You know, you look just like Patti Labelle?	0:51:26	0:51:27
But without the big hair, though.	0:51:27	0:51:29
You know, when she was with the Labelles.	0:51:29	0:51:31
Yeah, OK.	0:51:31	0:51:32
All right now! Freeze!	0:51:37	0:51:39
I want it chilly up in here!	0:51:39	0:51:41
Sir? Sir, we really don't have much money in the till.	0:51:41	0:51:44
I mean, you're welcome to all of it,	0:51:44	0:51:45
But I would recommend	0:51:45	0:51:46
that you rob a convenience store on your way home.	0:51:46	0:51:48
Did I ask you for money?	0:51:48	0:51:49
No, I did not.	0:51:49	0:51:50
Now, give me some of them snot suckers,	0:51:50	0:51:52
some of them baby rattles,	0:51:52	0:51:54
and some of them ass thermometers. Pronto.	0:51:54	0:51:58
You got some baby grub up in here?	0:51:58	0:51:59
HE SIGHS	0:52:01	0:52:02
Is the baby teething?	0:52:04	0:52:05
HE SCOFFS	0:52:05	0:52:06
Oh, and don't forget the rubber nipples.	0:52:06	0:52:08
Oh, yeah.	0:52:08	0:52:09
And the little booties	0:52:09	0:52:10
for the baby's feet.	0:52:10	0:52:11
And cotton swabs.	0:52:11	0:52:12
Cotton swabs.	0:52:12	0:52:14
Oh, that reminds me. Is the baby still on formula?	0:52:14	0:52:16
You should really start going for organic.	0:52:16	0:52:18
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.	0:52:18	0:52:20
Right. CLERK: yeah, yeah.	0:52:20	0:52:21
What the heck organic mean, man?	0:52:21	0:52:22
Well, it means it's grown naturally	0:52:22	0:52:23
without any harmful pesticides	0:52:23	0:52:25
that might poison your baby.	0:52:25	0:52:26
What?!	0:52:26	0:52:27
You tryin' to poison my kid?!	0:52:27	0:52:28
No!	0:52:28	0:52:30
I want everything organic up in this bitch!	0:52:33	0:52:35
Right now!	0:52:35	0:52:37
I don't want nobody to move for two minutes.	0:52:40	0:52:43
That's 150 seconds.	0:52:43	0:52:45
That didn't sound right.	0:52:48	0:52:50
Whoo-hoo!	0:52:51	0:52:52
Open the trunk.	0:52:55	0:52:57
Man, don't tell me you just robbed the store!	0:52:57	0:52:58
Open the trunk, dog!	0:52:58	0:53:00
What the hell did you just do, fool?	0:53:00	0:53:02
They was robbin' us, black man.	0:53:02	0:53:03
Just 'cause it's overpriced	0:53:03	0:53:04
Don't mean you're supposed to steal it!	0:53:04	0:53:06
Why you trippin'?	0:53:06	0:53:07
I did this for you, dog!	0:53:07	0:53:08
What?!	0:53:08	0:53:09
Huh?	0:53:11	0:53:12
You the one got a baby to handle.	0:53:12	0:53:14
Oh, I'm trippin'?	0:53:14	0:53:15
Huh? Cos I ain't your accomplice no more?	0:53:15	0:53:16
What, you got a baby now, so-so you don't work no more?	0:53:16	0:53:19
Oh! Oh, so robbin' is work now.	0:53:19	0:53:20
Yeah.	0:53:20	0:53:23
Man, they're running my plates.	0:53:23	0:53:24
Get in the car, man.	0:53:24	0:53:25
ENGINE STARTS	0:53:27	0:53:28
TYRES SQUEAL	0:53:28	0:53:29
Mm-hmm. You like hanging out with your Uncle No-Good, huh?	0:53:31	0:53:34
Yeah. Take some of those right there.	0:53:34	0:53:35
That's for sup.	0:53:35	0:53:37
Yeah, this is, um, kinda good.	0:53:37	0:53:39
Mmm. I can see how you eat this stuff right here, brother.	0:53:39	0:53:42
You know what?	0:53:42	0:53:43
Me and your daddy got you all kinds of good stuff today.	0:53:43	0:53:46
Mm-hmm. Got it for free, too,	0:53:46	0:53:48
If you know what I'm saying.	0:53:48	0:53:49
Ha ha! With a toy gun.	0:53:49	0:53:51
Made a clean getaway.	0:53:51	0:53:53
You know why? Huh? You know why?	0:53:53	0:53:54
Cos crime does pay. Yes, it does.	0:53:54	0:53:56
Hey, baby.	0:53:56	0:53:58
What?	0:53:58	0:53:59
What's up, Doc?	0:54:02	0:54:05
Hey, what's the problem with you? You mad or something?	0:54:05	0:54:06
Are you stupid?	0:54:06	0:54:08
What are you talking about?	0:54:08	0:54:09
Robbing baby stores?	0:54:09	0:54:11
Baby, that was no good. I had...	0:54:11	0:54:13
Tell that to your son when your dumb ass end up in jail.	0:54:13	0:54:16
Baby, I told you...	0:54:16	0:54:17
Baby?! Unh!	0:54:17	0:54:20
Ow! Shit!	0:54:20	0:54:21
Yeah.	0:54:26	0:54:28
It'll be OK. OK?	0:54:28	0:54:30
HE SIGHS	0:54:37	0:54:39
G, just look at it as a chance to grow.	0:54:40	0:54:43
To get in touch with yourself.	0:54:43	0:54:45
Look, man, I'm tired of touching myself.	0:54:45	0:54:48
I want my lady to touch me.	0:54:48	0:54:49
I want Xixi to touch me.	0:54:50	0:54:53
Where you going, sexy?	0:54:53	0:54:54
DOMINIC: Big meeting today, fellas.	0:54:54	0:54:56
Gonna have a huge payday.	0:54:56	0:54:58
And maybe, who knows, you know?	0:54:58	0:55:00
Get a place of my own.	0:55:00	0:55:02
Jazz could have a backyard, her own room.	0:55:02	0:55:04
Man, you know what you sound like?	0:55:04	0:55:05
What? A bitch?	0:55:05	0:55:07
Nah.	0:55:07	0:55:09
A man.	0:55:09	0:55:10
HE LAUGHS	0:55:12	0:55:14
Bye. I'll talk to you later.	0:55:14	0:55:16
G: You kind of dress like a bitch, though.	0:55:16	0:55:18
Drive-By, you so crazy!	0:55:20	0:55:22
When did you guys become such good friends?	0:55:22	0:55:24
All right. This is gonna be hard.	0:55:24	0:55:25
It's gonna be real hard.	0:55:25	0:55:27
Real hard.	0:55:27	0:55:28
Gonna be hard for the Stylz brothers to say.	0:55:28	0:55:30
You ain't gonna be the brothers Stylz manager no more.	0:55:30	0:55:33
HE SIGHS	0:55:33	0:55:35
That wasn't that hard at all.	0:55:35	0:55:37
No, it wasn't. No, easy, dog.	0:55:37	0:55:38
Let's go.	0:55:40	0:55:41
You're dismissed, bitch.	0:55:41	0:55:43
Dismizzle, bizzle.	0:55:43	0:55:45
I'm all right.	0:55:47	0:55:49
Dang Ling, where's Xixi at?	0:55:52	0:55:53
She don't wanna see your ass.	0:55:53	0:55:57
Cha Ching, where's Xixi?	0:55:57	0:55:59
G, we need to talk.	0:55:59	0:56:02
Outside.	0:56:02	0:56:04
You get that black eye boxing?	0:56:09	0:56:11
Nope.	0:56:11	0:56:13
From your daughter.	0:56:13	0:56:14
HE CHUCKLES	0:56:14	0:56:15
Yeah, she's got a left hook like her mother.	0:56:15	0:56:17
I don't smoke cigarettes.	0:56:18	0:56:20
Take a closer look, fool.	0:56:21	0:56:22
Special smoke.	0:56:22	0:56:24
Cure a chronic ailment.	0:56:24	0:56:27
Even a broken heart.	0:56:28	0:56:29
HE CHUCKLES	0:56:33	0:56:35
Man.	0:56:35	0:56:36
All this time, I thought you was uptight and shit.	0:56:36	0:56:40
You remind me of myself when I was your age.	0:56:40	0:56:43
The Triads.	0:56:47	0:56:49
I was the leader of the Far East Side Riders.	0:56:49	0:56:53
Dreamt of being the Chinese Scarface.	0:56:53	0:56:56
Hey.	0:56:56	0:56:58
Say hello to my little friend.	0:56:59	0:57:01
HE LAUGHS	0:57:01	0:57:03
Hey.	0:57:03	0:57:04
What happened?	0:57:04	0:57:06
Met Xixi's mom up at the club,	0:57:07	0:57:10
Got gander at junk in the trunk.	0:57:10	0:57:12
She made you turn your life around, huh?	0:57:13	0:57:15
Not before reality bitch-slapped me in the face first.	0:57:15	0:57:18
Gangster gung ho got cap busted in ass.	0:57:18	0:57:22
Pour a little out for homies ain't here.	0:57:22	0:57:25
Yeah.	0:57:31	0:57:33
After that, all I could think about	0:57:33	0:57:36
was giving my daughter and my baby's mom a better life.	0:57:36	0:57:40
Any regrets?	0:57:41	0:57:42
One.	0:57:42	0:57:45
I didn't do it sooner.	0:57:45	0:57:47
Dominic. Hi.	0:57:58	0:58:01
Oh. I wasn't expecting you.	0:58:01	0:58:03
Yeah, I know. I just wanted to see if we could talk maybe.	0:58:03	0:58:05
Well, this really isn't the best, uh...	0:58:05	0:58:08
Dominic!	0:58:08	0:58:09
What's she doing here?	0:58:09	0:58:11
You caught us at a bad time.	0:58:12	0:58:13
We just got out of the bath.	0:58:13	0:58:17
We?	0:58:17	0:58:18
THEY LAUGH	0:58:18	0:58:21
Maybe we should talk.	0:58:22	0:58:24
Are you trying to tell me you're a...?	0:58:36	0:58:39
Let's be real.	0:58:48	0:58:49
Jasmine needs a full-time parent	0:58:49	0:58:51
for when she's sick,	0:58:51	0:58:52
for when she can't sleep.	0:58:52	0:58:54
You know you can't be counted on for that.	0:58:54	0:58:56
No, that's not true.	0:58:56	0:58:57
That's what I wanted to talk to you about.	0:58:57	0:59:00
We have to do what's best for Jasmine.	0:59:00	0:59:02
And you think her having two mommies is what's best?	0:59:02	0:59:05
Yes.	0:59:05	0:59:06
Venus and I are in love.	0:59:06	0:59:08
She's with Jasmine every single day.	0:59:08	0:59:10
Besides, you're more into the Stylz brothers	0:59:10	0:59:11
than you are into being a dad.	0:59:11	0:59:13
# Ooh... #	0:59:14	0:59:16
MUSIC PLAYS	0:59:16	0:59:18
# We're not living without sacrifice	0:59:23	0:59:27
# Sacrifice #	0:59:27	0:59:29
# Sometimes blessings they come in disguise	0:59:29	0:59:33
# Every valley has a mountain	0:59:33	0:59:36
# Every shore, a sea	0:59:36	0:59:38
# Every life, a reason	0:59:38	0:59:40
# What was meant to be	0:59:40	0:59:44
# And that's the way it goes... #	0:59:44	0:59:46
Brandy...	0:59:46	0:59:47
Brandy...	0:59:50	0:59:51
Brandy...	0:59:51	0:59:53
# And that's the way it goes	0:59:54	0:59:58
# Advice for life	1:00:02	1:00:03
# Uh, you only get one chance to make it right	1:00:03	1:00:06
# Live wrong and play the price	1:00:06	1:00:07
# Be strong and sacrifice	1:00:07	1:00:08
# Respect life and think twice	1:00:08	1:00:10
# My God-given rights God gave me the light	1:00:10	1:00:12
# So I'm gonna shine bright	1:00:12	1:00:14
# Despite the negativity in human life...life	1:00:14	1:00:17
# Uh, yo I'm too blessed to be stressed	1:00:17	1:00:20
# Up against all odds that manifest in the flesh	1:00:20	1:00:22
# Yo lovin' my life, life I'm livin' it	1:00:22	1:00:25
# You love the way I sound and the way that I deliver it	1:00:25	1:00:28
# Love life and keep it innocent	1:00:28	1:00:30
# Live and let live, life's experience... #	1:00:30	1:00:32
I know you're mad at me.	1:00:32	1:00:34
If I was you, I'd be mad at me, too.	1:00:34	1:00:36
But if you give me a chance to explain...	1:00:36	1:00:39
I am sorry.	1:00:39	1:00:41
Brandy...	1:00:43	1:00:45
SHE STARTS ENGINE	1:00:45	1:00:47
Carver,	1:00:55	1:00:56
I am sorry.	1:00:56	1:00:59
Wake your sorry asses up!	1:01:02	1:01:04
Now, I ain't gonna say this but one time.	1:01:11	1:01:13
So you damn well better hear me.	1:01:13	1:01:15
Lonnie, don't get caught up is this baby's momma drama.	1:01:15	1:01:20
Now, you had you a good woman in Brandy.	1:01:20	1:01:23
She a good woman. She likes you.	1:01:23	1:01:24
And that baby likes you, too.	1:01:24	1:01:26
You need to be her man.	1:01:26	1:01:29
You need to go ahead and pick your hair out	1:01:29	1:01:31
and get rid of them damn deep sea diving goggles	1:01:31	1:01:34
and handle your business.	1:01:34	1:01:36
And you...Rerun.	1:01:36	1:01:39
Huh?	1:01:39	1:01:40
Yeah, you. You got a good woman, too.	1:01:40	1:01:43
But you're too damned lazy.	1:01:43	1:01:44
See all you wanna do is lay up on your ass all day long.	1:01:44	1:01:47
And you ain't no fighter.	1:01:47	1:01:49
I'd knock your dick in the dirt right now, old as I am.	1:01:49	1:01:52
Yeah, you need to put your family first.	1:01:52	1:01:54
Put your family first.	1:01:54	1:01:57
And Dom, you ain't no player.	1:01:58	1:02:01
Uncle Virgil... Now, Uncle Virgil was a player.	1:02:01	1:02:05
You hear me?	1:02:05	1:02:06
I was slamming more Cadillac doors	1:02:06	1:02:09
and pimping more hos when you were still	1:02:09	1:02:10
swimmin' around in your daddy's nut sac.	1:02:10	1:02:12
And you got a good woman, too.	1:02:12	1:02:14
But, no, you mad cos she done got herself another woman.	1:02:14	1:02:19
Be Uncle Virgil back in the day,	1:02:19	1:02:21
I'd have both them chicks over at my house right now,	1:02:21	1:02:24
cooking my breakfast, butt-naked	1:02:24	1:02:26
with their house shoes on.	1:02:26	1:02:28
Best thing I can suggest to you,	1:02:28	1:02:31
Is you get yourself back in your baby's life as soon as you can.	1:02:31	1:02:35
Don't be like me, Dom.	1:02:35	1:02:37
End up old, lonely,	1:02:37	1:02:42
living with your goofy-ass nephew	1:02:42	1:02:45
and his broke-assed friends.	1:02:45	1:02:46
Do I really look like Rerun?	1:02:51	1:02:53
MAN: Brandy!	1:02:54	1:02:55
Brandy!	1:02:56	1:02:58
Brandy,	1:03:12	1:03:13
can you find it in your heart to forgive me?	1:03:13	1:03:16
You know, the loving, the caring,	1:03:16	1:03:18
the compassionate, the dashing,	1:03:18	1:03:22
the debonair, the real Lonnie, he's back.	1:03:22	1:03:28
And he'd like another chance.	1:03:28	1:03:30
How about dinner tonight?	1:03:32	1:03:34
I'm all ears. Want some piggy feet?	1:03:34	1:03:38
Ooh, is she a cutie pie!	1:03:38	1:03:40
Like her momma.	1:03:40	1:03:41
Yes, indeedy feed the needy.	1:03:41	1:03:43
Want some ribs?	1:03:43	1:03:44
Some chitlins?	1:03:44	1:03:45
So we were high school sweethearts.	1:03:47	1:03:49
I thought he was Prince Charming,	1:03:49	1:03:51
but he turned out to be a toad.	1:03:51	1:03:53
Hmm, your ex and my baby's mama need to get together,	1:03:53	1:03:55
cos she's a rat...hood rat.	1:03:55	1:03:58
Right. You know, I've always had	1:03:58	1:04:01
this idealistic view of family.	1:04:01	1:04:03
House in the 'burbs...	1:04:03	1:04:04
Oh, with the white picket fence?	1:04:04	1:04:05
And a cute puppy like a...	1:04:05	1:04:07
BOTH: chocolate lab.	1:04:07	1:04:08
Let me clean those for you.	1:04:15	1:04:17
Hey, are these new glasses?	1:04:20	1:04:21
Yeah, the other ones are kinda large and...	1:04:21	1:04:25
square.	1:04:25	1:04:26
MAN'S VOICE: What you waitin' on, dog?	1:04:26	1:04:28
An engraved invitation?	1:04:28	1:04:29
Hmm?	1:04:29	1:04:30
Kiss her, fool!	1:04:30	1:04:32
WOMAN'S VOICE: Go, Lonnie, go. Go, Lonnie, yeah.	1:04:32	1:04:35
I know Holanda's my mama.	1:04:35	1:04:37
But Brandy's all that and a bag of chips.	1:04:37	1:04:40
He's right, boy.	1:04:40	1:04:41
I mean check out those tig ol' bitties. Ha ha.	1:04:41	1:04:44
I've been sucklin' those chocolate milk sacks for months and it is nice.	1:04:44	1:04:50
Lonnie...	1:04:52	1:04:54
Are you feeling OK?	1:04:54	1:04:55
No, I think I had a little too much wine.	1:04:55	1:04:59
I guess it is getting a bit late.	1:04:59	1:05:01
Yeah, maybe I should be going.	1:05:01	1:05:04
That's my daddy.	1:05:13	1:05:14
KNOCKING AT DOOR	1:05:17	1:05:19
What the hell?! Open up the door, fool!	1:05:25	1:05:28
What the hell is this, man?	1:05:34	1:05:36
Breakfast, fool.	1:05:36	1:05:38
No, man, I'm talking about what the hell you do to the room.	1:05:38	1:05:41
My grandmother told me make myself at home, man. So...	1:05:41	1:05:44
Want a grilled cheese sandwich, man?	1:05:46	1:05:49
No, I'm cool.	1:05:50	1:05:52
All right then.	1:05:52	1:05:53
You still mad at me, man?	1:05:55	1:05:56
Look, Robin Hood...	1:05:59	1:06:02
Because of what you did, Xixi ain't speaking to me.	1:06:02	1:06:05
I haven't even seen my baby, man.	1:06:05	1:06:07
That little stunt you pulled, really messed my life up.	1:06:07	1:06:10
What's up with you, man?	1:06:10	1:06:11
You still the same guy that got "thug life" tatted on his arm or what?	1:06:11	1:06:14
Yeah, that's me.	1:06:14	1:06:15
But I got my son's name tatted on my other arm now.	1:06:15	1:06:19
We're gonna always be boys, man.	1:06:20	1:06:23
We family.	1:06:23	1:06:24
It's just I got a family of my own now.	1:06:24	1:06:26
So, that's my priority.	1:06:26	1:06:28
I feel you, dog.	1:06:31	1:06:32
Proud of you, man.	1:06:32	1:06:33
Thanks, baby.	1:06:35	1:06:38
Now, sure you don't want one of these grilled cheese now, you know?	1:06:38	1:06:40
Yeah, go on hook me up with one, man.	1:06:40	1:06:42
All right then. It's organic.	1:06:42	1:06:44
TYRES SQUEAL	1:06:44	1:06:46
WOMAN LAUGHS	1:06:51	1:06:52
What the hell are you doing busting in here like you pay the bills?	1:06:54	1:06:56
I mean, like you're the police.	1:06:59	1:07:00
Sit your Count Crackula-looking ass down.	1:07:00	1:07:03
What?!	1:07:03	1:07:04
And you shut the hell up.	1:07:04	1:07:05
Show me some respect around here.	1:07:05	1:07:07
Cos Lord knows I earned it.	1:07:07	1:07:09
The days of you two witches using my baby boy for a payday are over.	1:07:09	1:07:14
He's coming with me.	1:07:14	1:07:15
And maybe, just maybe, if you get your shit together.	1:07:15	1:07:20
I might let you see him.	1:07:20	1:07:22
But Princess Ro-Ro...	1:07:22	1:07:24
Ro-Ro my ass! Bitch, you don't like the way I roll,	1:07:24	1:07:29
Take me to court.	1:07:29	1:07:32
Come on. Come on.	1:07:34	1:07:37
Let's go home.	1:07:37	1:07:38
Sorry you had to hear that, man.	1:07:38	1:07:40
Ah, don't worry.	1:07:42	1:07:44
You'll still get your little 300 a week.	1:07:44	1:07:47
Ain't that what you had him for?	1:07:49	1:07:51
Let's get out of here.	1:07:54	1:07:56
Swoll!	1:07:59	1:08:02
Mama, no.	1:08:02	1:08:03
And I'm proud to say that many of Philadelphia's top artists	1:08:03	1:08:06
have recorded right here in this studio.	1:08:06	1:08:09
And we have an award-winning engineering- Nia.	1:08:09	1:08:11
Dominic, what are you doing here?	1:08:11	1:08:13
I just want to tell you, you're right.	1:08:13	1:08:15
Being a parent means being there every day.	1:08:15	1:08:18
Look, I know you don't need me, Nia.	1:08:18	1:08:20
But I need Jasmine.	1:08:20	1:08:21
Things haven't exactly been going my way lately.	1:08:21	1:08:25
First the Brothas Stylz fire me,	1:08:25	1:08:27
then I find out you're a lesbian...	1:08:27	1:08:28
Wait a minute, you got fired?	1:08:28	1:08:29
You're a lesbian?	1:08:29	1:08:31
Ahem.	1:08:33	1:08:35
- Thank you. - Thanks.	1:08:38	1:08:40
The other day, I went to visit you, all right?	1:08:49	1:08:51
I saw you and Venus with Jasmine.	1:08:51	1:08:53
You guys looked just like a family, you know.	1:08:53	1:08:55
and it became clear what's important.	1:08:55	1:08:57
I need to be part of my daughter's life.	1:08:57	1:08:59
I want to pack her lunch on the first day of kindergarten.	1:08:59	1:09:03
I want to put bactine on her skinned knee	1:09:03	1:09:05
when she falls off a bike.	1:09:05	1:09:07
I want to keep her away from players like me.	1:09:07	1:09:10
I know it sounds stupid,	1:09:10	1:09:11
but there's more to life than chasing girls -	1:09:11	1:09:14
that's raising one.	1:09:14	1:09:17
APPLAUSE	1:09:17	1:09:19
Come here.	1:09:21	1:09:23
Daddy's strapping you in.	1:09:25	1:09:26
Swoll, leave him alone!	1:09:26	1:09:28
Yo, you can't just bust up in here	1:09:28	1:09:29
and take Rol's baby and break out, Donnie!	1:09:29	1:09:32
What you want to do, little man, huh?	1:09:34	1:09:35
What you..?	1:09:35	1:09:36
It's Lonnie!	1:09:39	1:09:41
Lonnie, partner.	1:09:41	1:09:44
Get running!	1:09:44	1:09:45
Can I roll with you?	1:09:49	1:09:51
Not this time, Little Tupac.	1:09:51	1:09:54
HE STARTS ENGINE	1:09:59	1:10:00
Superboy done became Superman.	1:10:08	1:10:10
Role girl, you should've never let that man slip through your fingertips.	1:10:13	1:10:17
Hey!	1:10:21	1:10:23
Baby, I'm sorry.	1:10:24	1:10:26
I'm sorry it took so long for me to figure out	1:10:26	1:10:28
that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you and Bruce Leroy.	1:10:28	1:10:31
I don't want Bruce Leroy growing up not knowing who his father was like I did.	1:10:31	1:10:37
I want him to be proud to call me Dad.	1:10:37	1:10:40
And I want you to be proud to call me your husband.	1:10:40	1:10:44
Xixi...	1:10:53	1:10:55
G, you had me at "Hello".	1:11:01	1:11:05
# Every day has been the same ol' thing on my block	1:11:22	1:11:25
# You're either working or... #	1:11:25	1:11:28
'My man Lonnie finally found happiness.'	1:11:28	1:11:30
By the power vested in me	1:11:30	1:11:32
by the state of Pennsylvania.	1:11:32	1:11:33
I now pronounce you husband and wife.	1:11:33	1:11:37
You may now kiss the bride.	1:11:37	1:11:39
MAN: Look at that. You done spit on her chin.	1:11:42	1:11:45
Whoa, whoa! Come on!	1:11:45	1:11:46
Save something for the hotel room there, buddy.	1:11:46	1:11:48
Your kids gonna watch this.	1:11:48	1:11:50
Honeymoon time. Honeymoon time	1:11:50	1:11:52
Lon, the Carver 5000 is the bomb, man!	1:11:52	1:11:56
Thank you, Uncle Virgil.	1:11:56	1:11:57
'And Brandy inspired him to achieve his dream	1:11:57	1:12:00
'Of becoming the most successful black inventor	1:12:00	1:12:02
'since the sister who invented the hot comb.'	1:12:02	1:12:05
Toys R Us just ordered 1,000 units of the Carver 5000.	1:12:05	1:12:09
Whatever happened to the Stylz Brothas?	1:12:09	1:12:10
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The white boys.	1:12:10	1:12:12
Kinda had a problem at the Apollo.	1:12:12	1:12:14
Be somebody!	1:12:16	1:12:19
RECORD SCRATCHES AND MUSIC STOPS	1:12:19	1:12:22
Bad management.	1:12:22	1:12:23
Ah, yeah. Yeah.	1:12:23	1:12:25
'Dom stopped being a player and started being a father.	1:12:25	1:12:28
'Inspired by his baby girl Jazz,	1:12:28	1:12:31
'he decided to spin his music career in a different direction.	1:12:31	1:12:34
'He created Hip-Hop Scotch Records.	1:12:34	1:12:37
'And the first act he signed was little Tupac, aka Mini T.'	1:12:37	1:12:42
# It's Mini T	1:12:42	1:12:43
# The biggest preschool mac around #	1:12:43	1:12:46
# Happy birthday to you	1:12:46	1:12:49
# Happy birthday dear	1:12:49	1:12:53
# Carver, Jasmine, Bruce Leroy #	1:12:53	1:12:57
# Happy birthday to you. #	1:12:57	1:13:03
APPLAUSE	1:13:03	1:13:05
'No Good finally found his niche.'	1:13:06	1:13:08
And it's organic. No pesticides or nothing.	1:13:08	1:13:12
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	1:13:12	1:13:14
'He got himself his own cooking show.	1:13:14	1:13:16
'And became known as the OG...'	1:13:16	1:13:19
'..the Organic Gansta.'	1:13:21	1:13:23
A smidgen of cayenne pepper,	1:13:24	1:13:26
Then boom! Pow! Ta-dow!	1:13:26	1:13:29
The flavour is major in this piece.	1:13:29	1:13:32
AUDIENCE CHEER	1:13:32	1:13:34
Now, meat tenderizing.	1:13:34	1:13:37
First, you get your meat.	1:13:37	1:13:42
Then...you get your tenderizer.	1:13:42	1:13:46
Fist, meet meat.	1:13:47	1:13:49
Meat, meet fist.	1:13:49	1:13:51
And you start tenderizing.	1:13:51	1:13:53
Where my money at, huh? You've been owing me 5.00 for like two weeks now.	1:13:53	1:13:57
So, Mrs Xixi Ling Yung Dong Quan Put Washington...	1:14:01	1:14:07
Yes?	1:14:07	1:14:09
You'll be happy to know that I'm hanging up my gloves, boo.	1:14:09	1:14:13
Really?	1:14:13	1:14:14
You're giving up boxing?	1:14:14	1:14:16
Well, not completely.	1:14:16	1:14:18
'Me and my father-in-law Cha Ching opened us up	1:14:19	1:14:22
'our very own boxing gym/ karate studio.	1:14:22	1:14:25
'We call it the Mofo Dojo.'	1:14:25	1:14:29
Hit me hard! Hit me hard! Hit me!	1:14:32	1:14:34
Good! Get back! Come on! Let's go!	1:14:34	1:14:36
Come on! Come on! Harder!	1:14:36	1:14:38
You hit like a girl!	1:14:38	1:14:39
Other hand!	1:14:39	1:14:41
Get back over there! Come on!	1:14:41	1:14:44
Come on!	1:14:44	1:14:45
WHACK!	1:14:45	1:14:46
CHILDREN LAUGH	1:14:46	1:14:48
Ohhh!	1:14:48	1:14:49
Class dismissed.	1:14:49	1:14:52
To great friends.	1:14:52	1:14:53
No, to great...	1:14:53	1:14:57
ALL: Baby's daddies!	1:14:59	1:15:00
Mmm!	1:15:00	1:15:03
'Who would have thought?	1:15:03	1:15:04
'Three little babies turning us	1:15:04	1:15:08
'into three grown men.'	1:15:08	1:15:10
# What's up, Allen?	1:15:16	1:15:17
# It's Little Tupac	1:15:17	1:15:19
# What's up, Allen Iverson?	1:15:19	1:15:20
# What's up Philly? Come on!	1:15:20	1:15:22
# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah	1:15:22	1:15:24
# It's Mini T, the biggest preschool mac around	1:15:24	1:15:27
# Always treatin' Philly like my playground	1:15:27	1:15:30
# Now back in the day before the fortune and fame	1:15:30	1:15:32
# I knew three babies' daddies who had no game	1:15:32	1:15:34
# It was Lonnie, Dom, and my man big G	1:15:34	1:15:37
# All of them together, ain't no player like me	1:15:37	1:15:40
# Lonnie had a baby mama, he tried to treat nice	1:15:40	1:15:43
# But you can't turn Ro into a housewife	1:15:43	1:15:45
# Lonnie was a square, big glasses, nappy hair	1:15:45	1:15:48
# Who chumped the champ after thug boot camp	1:15:48	1:15:51
# And then there's G who thinks he's a fighter	1:15:51	1:15:54
# If he laid off the hot wings he'd be a little lighter	1:15:54	1:15:57
# My homeboy Dom so busy gettin' on	1:15:57	1:15:59
# To see his daughter being raised by two moms	1:15:59	1:16:02
# Dom's got my back my income's higher	1:16:02	1:16:05
# But if I don't see my royalties he's gettin' fired!	1:16:05	1:16:08
# Mini T's gonna whip it up	1:16:08	1:16:11
# Bringing y'all that funky stuff	1:16:11	1:16:13
# All these daddies messing up	1:16:13	1:16:16
# Baby daddy drama baby mama drama	1:16:16	1:16:20
# Mini T's gonna whip it up	1:16:20	1:16:22
# OK, Little Tupac Tupac in his colourful suit	1:16:22	1:16:25
# What's up No Good? I see you, baby	1:16:25	1:16:26
# What's up, G?	1:16:26	1:16:28
# What's up, Lonnie? I see you, baby	1:16:28	1:16:29
# What's up big, sis? #	1:16:29	1:16:30
E-mail us at [email protected]	1:16:38	1:16:40

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