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This programme contains some strong language.

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-What can I get you?

-Right, um...

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Dad would like the beef stew, my brother will have the lamb chops,

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and I'll have the...duck

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and a bottle of Shiraz, please.

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Thanks.

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Did you order the duck? Sorry, I couldn't help overhearing.

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Cos I had the duck on Monday, sorry to interrupt.

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-The duck was off?

-Not off, just nasty.

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-Your duck, sir.

-Thank you.

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-Excuse me again.

-What now?

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-Is your father all right?

-Dad!

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Dad, are you all right?

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-I don't know why you bother.

-That's cos you're 22.

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-The way you carry on.

-You never know who might be out there.

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-Might be a talent spotter.

-CHUCKLES: With a microscope.

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-Sometimes I wonder where you get your wit from.

-That's the question.

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Did you bring that bloke from the restaurant? You got right in there,

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didn't you? You see a man in a suit and off you go.

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Why do you always think I'm scheming?

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# I don't know what it is That makes me love you so

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# I only know I never want To let you go

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# Cos you started something Can't you see?

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# That ever since we met You've had a hold on me

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# It happens to be true

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# I only want to be with you

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# It doesn't matter where you go Or what you do

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# I want to spend each moment Of the day with you

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# I saw it happen with just one kiss

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# I never knew that I could be In love like this

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# It's crazy but it's true

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# I only want to be with you

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# You started to smile at me

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# And asked if I cared to dance

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# I fell into your open arms

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# And I didn't stand a chance Now listen, honey

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# I just want to be beside you Everywhere

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# As long as we're together, honey I don't care

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# Cos you started something Can't you see?

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# That ever since we met You had a hold on me

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# No matter what you do

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# I only want to be with you. #

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APPLAUSE

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-Hello, Vince. How's your father?

-Oh, he's stable.

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-Bernie's trying to find a place for him.

-Where does he live now?

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With me. Well...below me. In a flat.

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So, it'll be empty?

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-You should get someone in there before it all goes dusty.

-Suppose so.

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-You should be very proud of your mum.

-Really?

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She's got a real talent. A real talent.

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-How does she remember all the words?

-Well...she's...got all day.

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-She doesn't work?

-Yeah, but in a nail bar.

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-Oh, that's handy.

-I'd love to live in London.

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Nail bar. Handy!

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Do you like peanut butter?

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DOOR SHUTS

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-Aw, Sam!

-They're from Vince.

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Vince? Oh... the one who stared at me all night.

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-Bung some of mine in, but don't put the darks with the lights!

-I know!

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I'll do the whites separately, then the darks,

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then the lights so nothing blends.

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-I'm going to London on Sunday.

-Oh, nice, what for?

-To live.

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-What are you talking about?

-Vince has a flat there.

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Hang on a minute. You're going to live with Vince?

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I'm not going to live WITH Vince - I'm going to live below him.

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-He has a flat below him?

-He does now his dad's going into a home.

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-You can't just go to London!

-Why not?

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I'm from London, I lived there 20 years.

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There's millions and millions of people there all trying to make it.

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It's not what it's cracked up to be. It's not where it's at.

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-What will you have in London that you don't have here?

-A life.

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Money. Opportunities. A proper job. A chance - I don't understand.

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-It just seems like a good omen. If Vince has got...

-Oh, no, please.

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Don't be ridiculous. Vince is not a good omen.

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What would you say if I said I'm going to Scotland tomorrow?

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I'd thank you.

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What about me?

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You can come and visit.

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I could get some really good gigs down there.

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It's changed a lot in the last 20 years.

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There's loads of places just screaming out for people like me.

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I know what people want to listen to at my age.

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Just cos I'm over 35 doesn't mean my life has to come to a halt.

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SHE LAUGHS

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Why did Ron go? What was wrong with him? I liked him.

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He went to Africa. Never understood why.

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-What about Seamus?

-We just got bored with each other.

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It happens - you'll find out.

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-Alan?

-Who's Alan?

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-The guy with the long hair.

-What, the footballer?

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No, that was Ian.

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-When was this? When was Alan?

-I was 13, 13 and a half.

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Oh, yes! Oh, God, right. Well, he wanted to marry me. So possessive.

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What the fuck's wrong with marrying them, Mum?

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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

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Oh, sorry. The cat's gone to Mrs Dawkins.

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Is this all your dad ate? No wonder he had a heart attack.

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It was a stroke.

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FAINT BUZZING What's that noise?

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Oh, it's my lunch.

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We can always go back.

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Sam's bright, but he doesn't stick at things.

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He's got charm, but he's an arrogant little shit too.

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But he's ambitious. God knows what he's good at.

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Media studies! What's all that about?

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Hang on, I don't think I locked the van.

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-Here, how's your brother? (PANTING)

-He's busy, I should imagine.

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-He must know a lot of people.

-Yeah. Yeah.

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I should think so. Here, come on.

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-Dad brought it ten years ago.

-How often did he come here?

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-Every week.

-What on earth did he do?

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-Fish.

-Really?

-Yeah.

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Those antique rods are worth a few bob. Clean 'em up.

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-Oh...you want to...?

-Well, why not?

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-You don't want 'em, do you?

-Uh...

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What would you do with them? Fish?

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-Yeah.

-You fish?

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-Yeah!

-What do you do with the fish?

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-You don't eat them, do you?

-Sometimes.

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Fucking hell.

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You want to get out more, Vince.

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Would you know of a vacancy? Not for me. A vacancy for a young man.

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CHATTER UNDER LIVELY INCIDENTAL MUSIC

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BANGING ECHOES

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MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH

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CHATTER

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-Hey, there you go.

-Thank you so much. You are an angel.

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-So, this is a publishing thing, right?

-Mmm...magazines.

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-Oh. And how did you get into that?

-I slept my way into it.

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-Really?

-No. Sadly.

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-Sam?

-Oh. Excuse me.

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What did I say when I gave you the job,

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which you only got as a favour to Bernie?

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-I'm invisible.

-Yes. And...?

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-Keep my mouth shut.

-Cos they don't want to talk to you.

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Pour and move on. Pour and move on.

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FALTERING PIANO MUSIC

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-Hello.

-Your father's through there.

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LOW CHATTER, PIANO MUSIC CONTINUES

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PIANO MUSIC FALTERS THEN RESTARTS

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-I don't want that old thing.

-PIANO MUSIC CONTINUES

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They're not all they're cracked up to be, dads.

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Yeah, but Vince, you think you'd know who you slept with,

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if you were a woman. I wouldn't know.

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-But if you're going to have a kid...

-People are different.

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I didn't do a lot of it, because, well, for various reasons.

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It wasn't on the cards for me. But your mother's a beautiful woman.

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But it's just not nice to think that your mum's easy.

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She's not easy.

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There was a sexual revolution going on. And some people were...

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at the forefront of that.

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-It wasn't seen as immoral.

-Vince.

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There's nothing wrong with your mother having a sex life.

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Oh, Vince! Fucking hell!

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And I don't always like the way you treat your mother.

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-You are kidding me!

-I've never been more serious.

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-Your mother...

-It's got nothing to do with you.

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I'm going for a walk.

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CHATTER AND LOUNGE JAZZ MUSIC

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I said make sure it's inoffensive, so how come I've just had

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my ear bitten off from that man from Dubai? I'll tell you why.

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They're out of soft drinks. There's enough vodka to drown a shark

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and not a drop of water, which is ironic, don't you think?

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So, here it is, Camilla, get it sorted or don't come in tomorrow.

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Who are you? What are you doing here?

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Are you smoking? You're not allowed to smoke in here.

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Oh, I'm so cross!

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I can't go out there. Positively livid.

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-Do you work here?

-Do I look like I work in a museum?

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-Fair enough. Is this your gig?

-Is this my what?

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-Are you running it?

-Yes, I am, so mind what you say.

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-You pay shite.

-Really? How much?

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-5.5, minimum wage.

-Oh. What do you expect, wine waiter?

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-How much do you pay Camilla?

-None of your business.

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-You need someone more able-bodied.

-Oh, really?

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Do you have anyone in mind? It's a responsible job, you know?

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-Ordering soft drinks?

-You've been listening to my conversation.

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-What's your name?

-Sheila, what's yours?

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Sam. Nice to meet you, Sheila.

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Mmm... Oh, I really should be going.

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-Are you going to share that?

-Oh, oh, I am sorry.

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-Um, what can I give you for it?

-Huh, a job.

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Like I would just give you a job tomorrow.

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Give us a job tonight, then.

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I really must go.

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LOUNGE JAZZ AND CHATTER CONTINUES

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-Thought you went home?

-You were watching.

-I'm observant.

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Camilla can't find my coat. Her mother's a great friend of mine.

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-Where do you live?

-East...near the river.

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-Really, I live in East London.

-Ooh, isn't that handy?

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Suppose you want a lift.

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-Do you have any food?

-Hmm.

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-You do live here, don't you?

-It's a new kitchen.

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What's this doing in here? January 7th.

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"January '07." Next year.

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Do you do this sort of thing all the time?

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No. I'm usually a Cornflakes man.

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So, what do we do now?

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Don't worry. You'll find another job. Be easy after this one.

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-Was she brutal?

-Mm-hm.

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-How long were you here for, Camilla?

-Six weeks.

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DOOR SLAMS

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Cheers, thank you.

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-You look sexy in those shoes.

-Ooh, you set my ankles all a-twirl.

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I only have half an hour, let's not waste it.

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-You need to waste more time.

-What do you know about my life?

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I want to know about your life.

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-How did you start?

-Is there a "missing" poster up in Liverpool?

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Are your parents ringing round everyone?

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Thank you.

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-How did you get where you are?

-I think we should order.

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-What do you fancy?

-You.

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She sings, your mother. My mother sang. Made the most awful racket.

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I wish I'd liked her more. She always preferred my brother.

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-I haven't got a brother.

-Oh.

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That's a shame. Brothers can be very useful.

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Anyway, I didn't say "sings", I said "clings". Like cellophane.

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Oh, sorry.

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Now, I borrowed this. I thought you wouldn't mind.

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-Not at all. Did you read it?

-Of course I read it.

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-All of it?

-Do you think that I'm stupid...

-No, no.

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-I'VE never read it.

-It was on your bookshelf.

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-One has books on one's bookshelves.

-Sounds like a waste of money to me.

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I suppose I have to waste my money on something.

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What do you think I should waste it on?

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-Me, for starters.

-Would that really be such a waste?

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-Are you any good at pub quizzes?

-I would think so.

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It's 50 quid if we win.

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CHATTER UNDER INCIDENTAL JAZZ MUSIC

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It was grindingly boring for ages.

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-I just didn't see you sticking.

-Hmph! I stick.

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-Do you?

-Yes.

-We'll see.

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-Then what happened?

-I met someone. It helped me.

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Gave me a push. The rest I've done for myself.

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Did you sleep with him?

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You know, I'm sure that man in the pub got it wrong.

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El Salvador DOES have a border with Guatemala. Where's my atlas?

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Hey!

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-Oh, have you come about the rent?

-I just... I haven't been paid yet.

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-God knows what Sam's up to.

-No...

-I haven't seen him for two days.

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-Does he come when I'm at work?

-No, I don't think so.

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He never tells me anything. I mean...am I a monster?

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-No.

-Do I oppress people? Do I stifle my son? No.

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-I'm easy-going, aren't I?

-Yeah.

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-Have I told you about my auditions? I've got a gig!

-That's wonderful!

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-Where?

-It's at a Russian restaurant on Kingsland Road,

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and they feed you too! Have you got friends you could bring along?

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-No.

-What about your brother?

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-Oh...he's got loads of friends, but I don't think...

-Oh, I get it.

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-I get it, yeah. I'm not good enough.

-No...

-You'll have rent

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by the end of the week. I'll put it through the door.

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We always filter our water. We only use this coffee.

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Put the A4 paper in the A4 drawer.

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Close the A4 drawer.

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I think I've got it. You just press the number then press send. Yeah?

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Yeah.

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What about a desk?

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-You can have Camilla's for the time being.

-For the time being?

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-WHISTLING, DOOR SHUTS

-You sound happy.

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-Christ! Where did you get that suit?

-Work. Leant me some money upfront.

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Do I have to drag everything out of you? What work?

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-It's PR - public relations.

-I know what PR is.

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-Well, we are moving up in the world.

-PHONE RINGS Can I put you on hold?

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Hello? Yeah, no, I sorted it yesterday. OK, bye.

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-Sorry, Mum, what were you saying?

-So, where were you last night?

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-Work went on late, I crashed at a friend's.

-What friend?

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-Just a friend!

-We've been here a month, and you've got a plethora

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of friends whose floors you can crash on(?) Come on, dish!

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-What does "plethora" mean?

-Who is she? What's her name?

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Sam, what's her name? Sam, you know me, I'm easy-going.

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-Yeah, I know that.

-Look, don't build this brick wall between us.

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At the moment, it's about this high, and in a few weeks, it's going to be

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this high, and in a few months, it'll be up there,

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there'll be this permanent wall between us, and all I'm saying is

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don't put any more bricks in it. So, what's her name?

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PHONE RINGS

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Oh, hello. I'm at home.

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Yeah, she wants to know your name. You don't know the half of it.

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OK, bye. Oh, listen, Sheila, that guy from Channel Five rang.

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Oh, is he? OK, I'll call you later.

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HE GROANS

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She's got a name. Sheila. Sheila?

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Who'd call their daughter Sheila? Is she posh?

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HUBBUB

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Simon's leaving. He needs his coat.

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-Excuse me?

-Yes?

-Party's next door.

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I know. That's why I'm in here.

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But you can't be. A couple of years ago, a wallet got stolen from one of

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Sheila's parties, so she asked me to make sure no-one came in here.

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-You work for Sheila?

-Yeah.

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-Personally?

-Yep, I'm her personal assistant.

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-I think you should take the man his coat.

-Yeah, but I need you to...

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Are you saying I'm a thief?

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Yeah. I've read about people like you.

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-You want to search me?

-Maybe.

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Fuck off next door. I'm not touching you up.

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HUBBUB

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-Is this yours?

-Yes.

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-Lovely to see you.

-And you, Frances.

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So sorry, he's new.

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-I wanted to thank you.

-Not at all. Not at all.

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What for?

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-Didn't you get me the job with Frank?

-Frank?

-The caterer.

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-Oh, Frank! Didn't know this was his. Is he here?

-No, this isn't Frank.

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-Moonlighting, huh?

-How do you know Sheila?

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-Everyone knows Sheila.

-Well, I'm working with Sheila now.

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Let me give you one of these cards. It's got my number on the bottom,

0:29:310:29:35

-so if you need anything, give us a call.

-Very good.

0:29:350:29:39

And, um, are you fucking her?

0:29:400:29:43

-Am I what?

-I'm sorry, is it my accent?

0:29:440:29:47

I don't think it's any of your business.

0:29:490:29:51

No, no, it's not. I'm just curious.

0:29:510:29:53

Excuse me.

0:29:560:29:58

Have you been harassing my staff?

0:30:100:30:13

I was going to ask you the same thing.

0:30:130:30:16

-It's all there. Meticulous.

-Thank you, Samuel.

-What's this?

0:30:330:30:39

Some of us have a flutter on who's walking the plank next.

0:30:390:30:42

-Does Sheila know?

-Oh, yes, but she's not allowed to bet.

0:30:420:30:46

-What's it doing on your desk?

-It's watching...and waiting.

0:30:460:30:51

-Oh... What are you doing here?

-There you are!

0:30:540:30:57

How did you find this place? Have you been going through my stuff?

0:30:570:31:01

-Of course not. Which one's Sheila?

-Mum, I'm working, OK!

0:31:010:31:05

-PHONE RINGS

-Is it that one?

-Why don't you pay the rent?

0:31:050:31:10

Oh...!

0:31:100:31:12

Sam Sparks.

0:31:160:31:18

Who?

0:31:180:31:21

Sheila's party?

0:31:210:31:23

Oh, the thief. How did you, er... how did you get this number?

0:31:240:31:29

You disappeared. Did we... did we throw you out?

0:31:310:31:35

-Frances, can I have a word?

-Yeah, I know the place.

0:31:370:31:41

Tonight?

0:31:420:31:44

Erm... I don't know if I'm free. I never know...if I'm free.

0:31:440:31:48

Are you asking me out on a date? Yes, you are!

0:31:480:31:52

Well, I have to tell you, I'm not available in that sense.

0:31:530:31:57

I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I thank you for your interest.

0:31:570:32:01

Hello?

0:32:020:32:05

DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

0:32:220:32:26

-Excuse me.

-Yeah?

-£5.

0:32:260:32:28

-Sorry?

-£5. Thank you.

0:32:280:32:31

-Oh, no, I'm going to meet someone.

-Who?

0:32:310:32:35

-Oh, er, she's got black hair.

-£5.

0:32:350:32:40

DANCE MUSIC POUNDS

0:32:400:32:43

-So, why did you invite me?

-Every five quid counts.

0:33:560:34:01

-Why did you come? Did she ditch you?

-Who?

0:34:010:34:05

-"I'm not available in that sense."

-Did you memorise

0:34:050:34:08

-every fucking word I said?

-Did she ditch you?

0:34:080:34:12

Wouldn't you like to know!

0:34:120:34:15

He was framed by the police at a demo.

0:34:190:34:22

They planted this bag on him, but it wasn't his. We have it on video.

0:34:220:34:26

And now he's on hunger strike, and still they won't let him out! And nobody cares.

0:34:260:34:31

Oh-ho! Off in...

0:34:310:34:33

one.

0:34:330:34:34

CHATTER UNDER AMBIENT MUSIC

0:34:420:34:46

ALL CHATTER URGENTLY

0:34:530:34:56

Do you want some help?

0:34:580:35:01

CHATTER CONTINUES UNDER AMBIENT MUSIC

0:35:010:35:05

Of all the shallow, dishonest professions,

0:35:500:35:52

why did you chose the most shallow and dishonest?

0:35:520:35:55

-If you're so against it, why were you at Sheila's party?

-I was a plus one.

0:35:550:35:59

-Plus one? Whose plus one?

-That Mexican guy.

0:35:590:36:04

-Boyfriend?

-Wanted to be.

0:36:070:36:11

I said I wasn't available in that sense or some line like that.

0:36:110:36:17

Pyjamas.

0:36:240:36:26

-I'm not sleeping on that.

-No, you're not. Do you know how much that cost?

0:36:260:36:31

-You'll be lucky if they let you sit on it.

-I like you.

0:36:310:36:35

I know you do.

0:36:370:36:39

-Night, night.

-Good night.

0:37:280:37:32

-Hello!

-Hi.

0:39:280:39:30

-Are you waiting for breakfast?

-No.

0:39:320:39:35

-Do you want some?

-OK. Thanks.

0:39:350:39:39

-I'm a friend of...your daughter's.

-Either that or you're after

0:39:420:39:46

-the furniture.

-I'm not so keen on the furniture, to be honest.

0:39:460:39:50

-Where did you two meet?

-At a party, um, a couple of weeks ago.

0:39:520:39:57

A couple of weeks ago? How interesting.

0:39:580:40:01

-Is that clock right?

-Twice a day.

0:40:030:40:06

-Do you like that?

-Yes.

0:40:080:40:11

-Absolutely no need to fib to me, um...what's your name?

-Sam.

0:40:110:40:16

-Sam, I'm Tony, lovely to meet you.

-DOOR SHUTS

0:40:160:40:21

Looks like she's coming down. By the way...her name's Kate.

0:40:210:40:26

And I'm not her father.

0:40:260:40:29

-Morning.

-Hi.

-Morning.

0:40:330:40:36

Morning.

0:40:360:40:39

-How was it?

-It was great.

-Yeah, it was really good.

0:40:390:40:43

-Did I win anything on the raffle? All those tickets I brought.

-No.

0:40:430:40:46

-Did you win anything in the raffle?

-Stop it.

0:40:460:40:50

-What?

-I know what you're doing.

0:40:500:40:52

-Just make breakfast.

-I'm sorry. I'm teasing.

0:40:520:40:58

Sam says he met you a couple of weeks ago...at a party.

0:40:590:41:03

-Well, maybe Sam's just a bit confused.

-Maybe he is.

0:41:030:41:07

-What do you do, Sam?

-Um, I...

-What did you think of the DJ?

0:41:080:41:13

PHONE RINGS Oh, sorry.

0:41:150:41:19

-Hello?

-Why aren't I allowed to know where he works?

0:41:200:41:24

Cos he works for Mum and he doesn't know who I am.

0:41:240:41:27

-Don't you think he'll find out?

-Of course, but I don't want him

0:41:270:41:30

-to think of me that way yet.

-Sorry about that.

0:41:300:41:33

That was my boss. She wants me to work today, so...

0:41:330:41:38

-I'll bet she does.

-Guess what I just spilt?

0:41:380:41:42

Mmm...looks nice.

0:41:450:41:47

I have to check where he's spilt it.

0:41:490:41:54

Is it on the new rug?

0:41:540:41:56

Good morning.

0:41:570:41:59

Hi. I didn't want to wake you.

0:41:590:42:02

-You're wondering who they are.

-He's not your father.

0:42:170:42:20

He's my uncle. And Adrian's his boyfriend.

0:42:200:42:22

Great. Listen, I've really got to go. Work.

0:42:240:42:28

-It's Sunday.

-Yeah, she's very demanding.

0:42:280:42:32

OK.

0:42:320:42:34

I'll call you.

0:42:340:42:37

Thank Tony for...breakfast. He's funny.

0:42:410:42:45

# Do you really want to hurt me?

0:42:520:42:55

# Do you really want to make me cry?

0:42:560:43:00

# Precious kisses Words that burn me

0:43:010:43:05

# Lovers never ask why

0:43:050:43:08

# In my heart the fire's burning

0:43:090:43:13

# Choose my colours, find a star

0:43:140:43:17

# Precious people always tell me

0:43:180:43:22

# That's a step, a step too far

0:43:230:43:26

# Do you really want to hurt me?

0:43:270:43:31

# Do you really want to make me cry?

0:43:320:43:35

# Do you really want to hurt me?

0:43:360:43:40

# Do you really want to make me cry?

0:43:410:43:45

# Words are few I have spoken

0:43:450:43:48

# I could waste a thousand years

0:43:490:43:53

# ..token

0:43:560:43:58

# Come inside and catch my tears

0:43:580:44:03

# You've been talking but believe me

0:44:030:44:06

# If it's true, you do not know

0:44:070:44:11

# This girl loves without a reason

0:44:110:44:15

# I'm prepared to let you go

0:44:160:44:20

# If it's love that you want from me

0:44:200:44:24

# Then take it away

0:44:240:44:28

# Everything is not what it seems

0:44:290:44:33

# Over and over again. #

0:44:330:44:38

She thinks she's got this enormous talent that she has to share.

0:44:460:44:50

I said, "Don't share, keep it to yourself, Mum."

0:44:500:44:53

-What did she say?

-She says I'm a spiteful shit.

0:44:530:44:57

I think she's having a laugh.

0:44:570:45:00

-What about yours?

-I don't get on with her.

0:45:000:45:04

Why not? Is she as mad as mine? She can't be.

0:45:040:45:08

I don't trust her.

0:45:080:45:11

-Why not?

-Can I do that again?

0:45:110:45:14

-What about your dad?

-Tony's my dad.

0:45:150:45:19

In my head.

0:45:190:45:22

-And what about outside your head?

-It's just a seed.

0:45:220:45:26

-Is that how you think about it?

-Yeah. I call him Mr Seedy.

0:45:260:45:32

-What, so you know who he is?

-Yeah.

0:45:320:45:35

-I'm pretty sure.

-What does your mum say about it?

0:45:360:45:39

She won't talk about it, or can't, I don't know.

0:45:390:45:43

I think he bought her silence.

0:45:430:45:46

We had a huge row about it when I was 12.

0:45:460:45:49

She went to live in America... and I went to live with Tony.

0:45:500:45:54

-What's that word that's like love but more sinister?

-Obsessed.

0:45:570:46:01

No, not obsessed. Just the way he looks at her while she's singing.

0:46:010:46:05

-Besotted.

-No. Anyway... it's like she's got a spell over him.

0:46:050:46:11

-So he was your ticket to London?

-Don't say that.

0:46:110:46:15

Makes me sound like a schemer.

0:46:150:46:17

He did get me a job, though. Well, his brother did.

0:46:170:46:20

-In PR?

-No, as a wine waiter.

0:46:200:46:23

-So how did you get into PR?

-Er, I met Sheila, my boss.

0:46:230:46:28

You know her, you were at that party.

0:46:280:46:31

-She fired her assistant at an event I was doing, and...

-She took you on.

0:46:310:46:37

Yeah, sort of.

0:46:370:46:39

-What was your qualification?

-Charm.

0:46:390:46:44

You know how you laugh at the political things I'm involved in,

0:46:520:46:56

and I don't really mind, cos you're a bit shallow.

0:46:560:46:59

-I assume you'll get a bit deeper over time.

-I hope you're patient.

0:46:590:47:03

There are things that really do matter to me.

0:47:050:47:08

-Right.

-Because it would be possible for someone...

0:47:090:47:15

of a suspicious mind to think...

0:47:150:47:18

you were not entirely available in that sense.

0:47:180:47:23

There's nobody else.

0:47:280:47:31

There's nobody else.

0:47:320:47:34

I love you.

0:47:360:47:38

I do.

0:47:420:47:45

SIZZLING

0:48:140:48:17

-What's all this about?

-It's the new me.

0:48:190:48:22

I can't think the last time I laid a table.

0:48:230:48:27

I hope you're hungry. It's certainly late.

0:48:270:48:31

-Where were you today?

-Guess.

0:48:310:48:34

-You were with your mother.

-That's right.

0:48:340:48:37

You seem very attached to her, yet I know so little about her.

0:48:370:48:41

-You don't like it.

-It's good. It's nice.

0:48:540:48:59

-You've already eaten? Is that it? Your mother cooked?

-No.

0:48:590:49:05

-What's up, doc?

-Huh?

0:49:110:49:13

-If you won't tell me, I'll tell you what's up.

-What's up?

0:49:130:49:17

-I think your interests are flagging.

-I think yours are.

0:49:170:49:21

-Do you?

-Is that what this meal's about?

0:49:210:49:25

-Yes! I slaved away all day...

-Don't lie. It's catered.

0:49:250:49:30

-I knew you'd see through it, I knew you would!

-Are our interests flagging?

-What?

0:49:320:49:36

Are our interests flagging?

0:49:360:49:39

I don't think...this... could go on forever. Do you?

0:49:420:49:47

Nothing lasts forever.

0:49:490:49:51

No...nothing lasts forever.

0:49:510:49:55

-I had a really good time, though.

-Oh...

0:49:570:50:01

Has it come to that already?

0:50:020:50:05

Is this it? Suddenly we're talking, "Had a really good time."

0:50:050:50:11

-Yeah, you just said yourself...

-No, I said flagging.

0:50:110:50:15

One can revive flagging. One cannot revive "I had a really good time."

0:50:160:50:20

Come on, it's not like I'm the first or the last.

0:50:200:50:23

Of course there'll be others.

0:50:230:50:26

Have you met someone?

0:50:260:50:29

-Yeah. But it's not serious.

-No...

0:50:310:50:35

Listen, I'll miss you. And I...

0:50:380:50:43

I will pretend...

0:50:430:50:46

We see each other every day.

0:50:470:50:49

Yeah... That might be...

0:50:500:50:54

You're having trouble, aren't you? Don't have trouble.

0:50:560:50:59

It was good, I was into it... I knew it was going and...

0:50:590:51:03

now I'm going to do the big-hearted thing and let you go.

0:51:030:51:07

Mmm...

0:51:200:51:22

But I will have to fire you as well.

0:51:240:51:28

Sorry.

0:51:280:51:31

They can't just sack you. What about written warnings?

0:51:310:51:35

-Mum, you don't know what you're talking about.

-I do!

0:51:350:51:38

-They haven't sacked me.

-Then why aren't you in work?

0:51:380:51:41

-Where did you meet my dad?

-What?!

-BANGING

0:51:410:51:43

My dad. You must know where you met him.

0:51:430:51:45

-Oh, for God's sake! A friend of mine had a party - Linda.

-Linda?

0:51:450:51:51

-Maybe Linda knows his name.

-Nobody does, he crashed the party.

0:51:510:51:55

-That cat doesn't know if it's coming or going.

-Have we got a cat?

0:51:550:51:59

Vince gave it away, but it keeps finding its way back.

0:51:590:52:03

Can you believe they fired Sam? No warning.

0:52:030:52:06

Is that right? You tell him. He won't listen to me.

0:52:060:52:09

-I think it depends on the job.

-No! It doesn't depend on the job!

0:52:090:52:15

How would you know? You've never had a job. Don't listen to him.

0:52:150:52:18

Don't you want to count it?

0:52:290:52:32

Oh, by the way, Tony rang. We got talking.

0:52:320:52:35

-Tony?

-Yeah, didn't know you knew him.

0:52:350:52:40

Sheila's brother, Tony? I didn't know what to say.

0:52:420:52:46

-Sheila's Tony's brother?

-No. Sheila's Tony's sister.

0:52:470:52:53

Sheila's Tony's sister.

0:52:530:52:56

Tony's sister?

0:52:590:53:02

Did you miss days at school?

0:53:030:53:06

SHE LAUGHS

0:53:110:53:13

I have to have that dolphin!

0:53:280:53:31

I want you to win it for me, like a trophy.

0:53:310:53:35

What's wrong?

0:53:380:53:41

-I'm scared.

-Why?

0:53:420:53:46

-Because I love you.

-What's so scary about that?

0:53:460:53:52

When I was a kid, I was quite good at maths, so I worked out

0:53:550:53:59

the average length of my mum's relationships, and it was 41 days.

0:53:590:54:03

We don't have to be like our parents.

0:54:030:54:06

-God knows I'm nothing like my mother.

-How do you know?

0:54:060:54:10

-You never see her.

-Yeah, well, I know what she did.

0:54:100:54:14

She put what he wanted above what I wanted.

0:54:140:54:17

-Talking about your dad?

-No, no! Tony's my dad.

0:54:200:54:24

-Tony's actually not your dad.

-Look, I've dealt with it, OK?

0:54:240:54:29

We're going to be late.

0:54:310:54:34

-What about the dolphin?

-Forget the dolphin!

0:54:350:54:38

-Vince will be after the rent next week.

-You insisted on paying rent.

0:54:400:54:45

-I wasn't going to.

-That's how the world works!

0:54:450:54:48

If we weren't paying rent, we'd have Vince knocking at the door.

0:54:480:54:51

What's wrong with that?

0:54:510:54:54

-Because...there's something a bit odd about him.

-And you're normal(?)

0:54:540:54:58

I can't afford to pay for everything.

0:54:580:55:01

I can't get a full-time job, I've got my career.

0:55:010:55:05

What's so funny about that, Mr Career Man without a job?!

0:55:050:55:10

PHONE RINGS

0:55:110:55:13

SHE SIGHS

0:55:130:55:16

Hello?

0:55:190:55:21

ENGINE TICKS OVER, DOORBELL CHIMES

0:55:210:55:24

-Hello, Diane.

-Bernard's not here.

0:55:300:55:34

Oh, really? How annoying. I have these documents...

0:55:340:55:37

-Did he say he'd be here?

-I thought he did.

0:55:370:55:41

-Hello, Emily.

-Is Kate still, um... Was it Guatemala?

0:55:420:55:46

-Oh, no, no...she's back.

-Oh.

0:55:460:55:49

-You must be very relieved.

-Mmm.

0:55:490:55:52

Right, well...

0:55:530:55:56

You didn't want to see her, did you? She knows the rules.

0:56:050:56:08

-POP MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY

-So, Kate has a confession.

0:56:120:56:17

-I already know.

-She told you? I asked her not to!

0:56:190:56:23

-No, somebody else told me.

-Would your mum tell?

0:56:230:56:27

-My mum?

-I phoned you yesterday, and she picked up your phone and...

0:56:270:56:31

-One thing led to another.

-DOORBELL BUZZES

0:56:310:56:34

-Oh, MY mum.

-We're all dying to meet her.

0:56:350:56:39

-I came to wish you happy birthday.

-Sheila.

0:56:400:56:42

-I got cancelled half a mile down the road, so I thought...

-Hello.

0:56:420:56:47

I promise not to linger.

0:56:490:56:52

-It IS a night of surprises.

-Good to see you, Sheila!

0:56:530:56:56

-Who's friend are you?

-BOUNCY POP MUSIC CONTINUES

0:57:000:57:04

-Kate's.

-Oh.

0:57:040:57:07

Look what Sheila brought me.

0:57:100:57:12

-Hello, darling. Ooh, no kiss?

-Why are you here?

0:57:120:57:15

-Can't I come to my brother's birthday?

-You don't normally.

0:57:150:57:18

-I'm not normally around here.

-I'll open the champagne right now.

0:57:180:57:22

I say! This is, um...

0:57:240:57:29

This is... What is this?!

0:57:290:57:32

-CORK POPS

-Champagne, everyone?

0:57:320:57:34

Oh, I can't wait. This place is a bit of a mess, isn't it?

0:57:340:57:38

Well, there are so many people sleeping here.

0:57:380:57:41

Are you ALL sleeping here? What a cosy menage.

0:57:410:57:45

When did YOU move in?

0:57:450:57:48

Isn't that what they call a deathly hush?

0:57:500:57:53

-The boss-worker relationship mustn't enter these doors.

-Ex-boss.

0:57:530:57:57

-What?

-Ex-worker.

0:57:570:58:01

You've just decided, just like that, to fire him?

0:58:010:58:04

It was a week ago.

0:58:090:58:12

I'm so sorry - have I put my foot in it(?)

0:58:120:58:15

-HE HICCUPS

-Why did she fire you? ..Why did you fire him?

0:58:150:58:18

-Let's not spoil the party.

-No, let's not spoil the party.

0:58:180:58:21

-(It's what you did when you turned up.)

-Ooh, charming(!)

0:58:210:58:25

You did a really great thing coming here this evening - well done(!)

0:58:260:58:31

-She always takes things so personally.

-DOOR SHUTS

0:58:310:58:35

HE KNOCKS

0:58:380:58:40

Why didn't you tell me that she fired you?

0:58:530:58:56

Why didn't you tell me she was your mum?

0:58:560:58:58

I didn't want you to think of me like that, that I was like her.

0:58:580:59:02

I wanted you to get to know me first.

0:59:020:59:05

I'm sorry, because I'm not like that.

0:59:050:59:09

I don't like lying.

0:59:100:59:13

It must have been awful for you, working in that office every day.

0:59:160:59:20

She must have been furious when she saw us together.

0:59:200:59:26

-So, why did she fire you?

-Ask your mum.

0:59:300:59:32

I'm asking you.

0:59:330:59:36

-Did something happen?

-No. Nothing happened.

0:59:360:59:42

So, why didn't you tell me?

0:59:420:59:45

I was embarrassed.

0:59:500:59:53

-Am I such a bad mother?

-HE HICCUPS

-She gets a cheque every month.

0:59:561:00:00

She cashes that all right.

1:00:001:00:02

DOORBELL RINGS

1:00:031:00:06

-HE HICCUPS

-I wish he'd blow into a paper bag or something.

1:00:061:00:10

-Sorry about the hiccups.

-Oh...

1:00:121:00:15

-Jill, pleasure, I'm Tony.

-Oh, lovely to meet you.

1:00:151:00:18

-Oh, you must be Sheila!

-Mum! ..I told you, she's nuts.

1:00:201:00:24

Would you stop confusing names. Sheila was my boss. This is Kate.

1:00:241:00:28

-Sorry, Kate, lovely to meet you.

-I'M Sheila.

1:00:281:00:33

-You're Shelia?

-Yes.

1:00:341:00:36

-You were his boss?

-Yes.

-I've got one thing to say to you.

1:00:361:00:41

Written warnings - have you ever heard of them?

1:00:411:00:44

I really must be going. Excuse me.

1:00:471:00:50

Thanks for the present. I'll...

1:00:501:00:54

I think you should see more of her. I know she'd like

1:00:551:00:58

-a less bristly relationship with you.

-Don't you get on?

1:00:581:01:01

-No.

-Chalk and cheese.

-I'm not even sure she likes me.

1:01:011:01:05

Oh, I don't believe that. Listen to me.

1:01:051:01:09

If you've had a child, no matter what happens,

1:01:091:01:13

no matter what comes between you, you love that child.

1:01:131:01:16

Even if they try to hide their news from you or try to build walls

1:01:161:01:22

or try to run away from you, you just can't help loving them.

1:01:221:01:27

-Really?

-I'm talking about love - I'm not talking about liking them.

1:01:271:01:32

I have to say you've been having a go at me all these years

1:01:371:01:40

about how I don't know who your father is and maybe my morals

1:01:401:01:43

are what they might be, but in all those years, I have never

1:01:431:01:47

been involved in a father-son combination at the same time!

1:01:471:01:51

I didn't know. And it wasn't really the same time.

1:01:511:01:54

It's normal to have some overlap.

1:01:541:01:56

-It's not. You have to tell her.

-How can I tell her?

1:01:561:01:59

Stop thinking about yourself and think about other people.

1:01:591:02:03

-Will she leave me?

-That's her choice. And another thing.

1:02:031:02:06

This so-called wonderful career of yours, it's sleeping with the boss.

1:02:061:02:10

You knock my career, but at least it's honest.

1:02:101:02:14

And when I do make it, I'll know I've earned it.

1:02:141:02:17

But you won't, because you're too old and you have no talent.

1:02:171:02:20

DOORBELL RINGS

1:02:231:02:26

-Do you often have these bust-ups with her?

-Mmm.

1:02:261:02:30

-Has she ever thrown you out before?

-Mmm!

1:02:301:02:32

-So it won't last long, then.

-Hmm...

1:02:321:02:36

-I think she's very insightful.

-Insightful?!

1:02:401:02:44

-Yeah! Insightful.

-My mum?

1:02:441:02:47

About me and Sheila.

1:02:481:02:51

Maybe I should see more of her.

1:02:531:02:55

-What do you think?

-Hmm.

1:02:581:03:02

LOW CHATTER AND LAUGHTER

1:03:221:03:26

Yes, I'll tell you!

1:03:301:03:33

Oh.

1:03:371:03:39

-Are you still volunteering at...?

-No, I'm part-time now.

1:03:411:03:46

Ah. Good.

1:03:461:03:48

Well... I'll see you soon, no doubt.

1:03:501:03:54

-Next board meeting?

-Simon's dinner?

-It'll be in the diary.

1:03:541:03:58

I'm glad you're back in one piece.

1:04:001:04:04

-That was a board meeting?

-Would it hurt to be friendly to him?

1:04:101:04:14

Did you do this sort of thing at university?

1:04:191:04:21

-Yeah. I raised £4,000 to fight the last asylum bill.

-Well done.

1:04:211:04:25

I didn't know. Don't know anything about your life at university.

1:04:251:04:30

-Cos you didn't care.

-Course I cared. Course I care.

1:04:301:04:34

You're my daughter, my only child.

1:04:341:04:36

-Anyway, you seem happy with Tony and Adrian.

-Yeah, I am.

1:04:371:04:41

Was this Sam's desk?

1:04:431:04:45

Don't remember.

1:04:461:04:50

-Why did you fire him?

-Why don't you ask him?

1:04:511:04:54

-I'd love to hear his version.

-He said to ask you.

1:04:541:04:57

There's your answer. The boy's trying to shift responsibility.

1:04:571:05:01

-You know we have a cleaner?

-Yeah, but I like to keep busy.

1:05:101:05:15

So, you're looking for another job? I've a friend in your line.

1:05:161:05:20

-He's always looking.

-Great, I'll send him my CV.

-Why not?

1:05:201:05:24

I imagine he'll need references. Will that be a problem?

1:05:251:05:28

-You weren't there for very long, were you?

-No. Not really.

1:05:281:05:33

And your departure was on the abrupt side.

1:05:331:05:37

So, I'm wondering what the reference would say...

1:05:411:05:45

-Why don't you think it over and let me know?

-OK.

1:05:451:05:50

-And what makes him special?

-What makes anyone special?

1:05:541:05:58

-Where did you meet him?

-In your bedroom.

1:06:001:06:03

-In my bedroom?

-It was at your party.

1:06:041:06:09

-Just after I got back.

-That was six weeks ago.

1:06:101:06:14

Yes. What's wrong with that?

1:06:141:06:18

-And was it a whirlwind romance?

-No. Three days later, I called him.

1:06:201:06:25

You called him? Very forward of you.

1:06:251:06:28

Three days. Is that about average nowadays?

1:06:281:06:32

No, three days is on the fast side.

1:06:321:06:36

You haven't known him very long, have you?

1:06:401:06:43

I mean, you want to find out about him before it gets too serious.

1:06:431:06:49

-You always do this!

-What?

-You try and control things.

1:06:491:06:53

-You can't let go.

-I'm sorry.

1:06:541:06:59

I want us to have a real relationship...

1:07:011:07:04

but you're going to have to help me. I make mistakes.

1:07:041:07:08

OK.

1:07:121:07:14

You know what? Why don't you join us on Saturday?

1:07:211:07:25

You know my friend, Simon, the restaurant critic?

1:07:251:07:28

Bernie will be there... that's all right, isn't it?

1:07:281:07:32

Can I bring Sam?

1:07:331:07:36

CHATTER UNDER INCIDENTAL MUSIC

1:07:491:07:53

This isn't going to work, is it? One day she'll find out,

1:08:511:08:55

and the longer this goes on, the more she'll suffer.

1:08:551:08:58

I know she's fond of you, but she's young, she can cope,

1:08:581:09:02

-she'll get over you.

-Like you got over Bernie?

1:09:021:09:06

And what about Kate? Has she got over not knowing who her father is,

1:09:071:09:11

if he is her father? Have you any idea how much that hurt her?

1:09:111:09:15

Hiding the truth? That's not love...not like I love her.

1:09:151:09:20

Just because you love someone, doesn't mean you get them.

1:09:201:09:23

-But I have got her.

-Only because she doesn't know.

1:09:231:09:27

-I'm going to tell her.

-Oh. That's a clever idea.

1:09:271:09:32

LOW CHATTER

1:09:371:09:42

It's very hot in here. Let's all go back to Sheila's.

1:09:521:09:57

-I think we should go home.

-Why?

1:09:571:10:00

-There's something...

-It'll be all right, Sam.

1:10:001:10:03

-A cup of tea, thanks.

-G and T.

-Wine.

1:10:101:10:14

-Are you all right?

-Yeah.

1:10:241:10:28

-Everything OK?

-Bernie needs an aspirin.

1:11:361:11:40

Aspirin?

1:11:401:11:43

Kate!

1:11:511:11:53

Leave me alone. It's over. It's finished!

1:12:021:12:06

I'll tell you why she sacked me. Because I finished with her.

1:12:061:12:10

I finished with her before I knew who you were. I didn't know!

1:12:101:12:14

-I was going to tell you tonight.

-Why should I believe you?

1:12:141:12:18

-Why should I trust you?

-Because I love you.

1:12:181:12:22

You don't lie about these things!

1:12:231:12:26

How could I tell you? What could I say?

1:12:261:12:30

I don't know what to say!

1:12:321:12:35

You mean more to me than anything, I can't imagine my life without you

1:12:351:12:40

and I'm sorry that I didn't tell you, but I didn't have the courage.

1:12:401:12:44

Whatever you do now, Kate, I'll never stop loving you.

1:12:441:12:48

I'm sorry...

1:12:501:12:52

am I interrupting?

1:12:521:12:56

No.

1:13:011:13:03

Your father wants a word.

1:13:031:13:07

I've called a taxi. He wants to go home.

1:13:141:13:17

Hurry.

1:13:181:13:21

Do you need some money for the bus?

1:13:301:13:33

BUZZING

1:14:441:14:47

BUZZING CONTINUES

1:14:481:14:52

BUZZING CONTINUES

1:14:541:14:56

Oh!

1:14:581:15:00

SHE SIGHS

1:15:071:15:09

-HE COUGHS

-Oh!

1:15:411:15:43

Christ, Vince, I thought you'd had an accident!

1:15:431:15:47

-I ran out of milk.

-Your oven was buzzing for ages.

1:15:471:15:51

There was a fox.

1:15:511:15:54

-And what's this?

-It's, um...

1:15:551:15:59

Er...I think they call it a flyer.

1:16:001:16:04

I know it's a flyer, but what's it all about?

1:16:041:16:07

You asked me to bring some people.

1:16:071:16:10

-No, I asked you to bring some friends.

-I don't want it empty.

1:16:101:16:14

-How many have you printed?

-500. There was a discount.

1:16:141:16:19

-Where are they?

-I've put 'em up.

-Where?

-Newsagents, libraries...

1:16:191:16:25

-The council.

-Great(!) My first London gig, and it'll be full of vagrants.

1:16:251:16:30

-Where did you get this photo from?

-I took it.

1:16:301:16:34

-You weren't looking.

-Yeah, I can see that. It's terrible!

1:16:341:16:38

-Um... I... I thought...

-Is that how you see me?

1:16:381:16:42

You should have asked. I have had professional sessions.

1:16:421:16:45

Yeah...but I wanted it to be a surprise.

1:16:451:16:50

Oh, Vince. That's really kind of you. Thanks.

1:16:521:16:57

Do you ever clean this place?

1:17:021:17:05

I did once have a job. I worked for my brother.

1:17:121:17:16

He had property and sometimes he needed it emptied.

1:17:161:17:20

-Emptied of what?

-Squatters.

1:17:201:17:24

-Vince! When was this?

-A long time ago.

1:17:241:17:28

-I stopped. I didn't like it.

-Good for you.

1:17:281:17:34

PHONE RINGS

1:17:341:17:36

Hello?

1:17:381:17:39

Hello, Diane?

1:17:411:17:43

Oh, dear.

1:17:451:17:47

Did you really think Bernie would leave her?

1:18:061:18:10

He said he would.

1:18:111:18:13

And you believed him?

1:18:131:18:16

I loved him.

1:18:171:18:20

CHATTER

1:18:251:18:30

'There's lots of people here.

1:18:361:18:39

'Bernard knew everybody.'

1:18:391:18:43

I'm Kate.

1:18:441:18:47

Vincent. Bernard's brother, Vince.

1:18:481:18:52

I'm Shelia's daughter.

1:18:531:18:56

Oh...splendid.

1:18:561:19:00

'Sometimes...he'd call me... out of the blue...

1:19:051:19:10

'..to go on a trip... stay in a hotel.'

1:19:111:19:15

'Sometimes...I... I'd borrow his clothes.

1:19:191:19:24

'Had an Italian tailor, Bernie.'

1:19:241:19:28

'When we were younger... nobody ever laid a finger on me.'

1:19:331:19:37

'He used to take care of me.'

1:19:401:19:43

There'll be a big hole where Bernie was.

1:19:471:19:50

Who's that man? I saw you talking to him.

1:20:331:20:36

Vincent, Bernie's brother.

1:20:361:20:39

-Oh, my gosh! Vincent?

-Mm-hm.

1:20:401:20:44

Oh, yes. I see it now.

1:20:441:20:48

Do you know their father gave them a house each...identical.

1:20:481:20:53

Bernie did his up and sold it off, et cetera...

1:20:531:20:57

and this is where he ended up, albeit in a box.

1:20:571:21:01

But do you know what Vince did with his?

1:21:021:21:05

Absolutely nothing at all.

1:21:051:21:08

Bernie was very fond of him.

1:21:091:21:12

Thank you.

1:21:271:21:29

There won't be this many at my funeral.

1:21:301:21:33

-Are you not married?

-No.

-Children?

-No.

1:21:331:21:38

-I wish I did.

-You still could.

1:21:381:21:42

-Nah...it's too late.

-Don't be silly.

1:21:421:21:46

You never know when someone's going to turn up.

1:21:471:21:50

Oh. She's turned up all right.

1:21:501:21:54

Then what's the problem?

1:21:551:21:58

I can't tell her... not at my time of life.

1:22:001:22:04

Are you scared that she might not like you?

1:22:061:22:09

That's the worst that could happen.

1:22:101:22:13

But that's pretty bad, though, isn't it?

1:22:151:22:17

She does my cleaning.

1:22:201:22:22

That's why I asked out my boyfriend, my ex-boyfriend,

1:22:241:22:27

-three days after I met him.

-That sounds a bit reckless.

1:22:271:22:31

Did you say your ex-boyfriend?

1:22:311:22:34

I'm sorry. What have I said?

1:22:381:22:41

It was really lovely...

1:22:491:22:51

..and I was in love with him...

1:22:521:22:55

..but now it's all messy.

1:22:561:22:59

He did something really bad. I mean, he...

1:23:011:23:05

he's said he's sorry, but...

1:23:051:23:08

..how do I trust him now?

1:23:111:23:13

I think you do it a little at a time.

1:23:171:23:20

-But it's not that easy.

-No, no...it's very difficult.

1:23:201:23:24

But the other way's even harder.

1:23:251:23:29

-Do you like old songs?

-What?

1:23:351:23:39

Um...this...

1:23:391:23:41

How do you know Jill Sparks?

1:23:451:23:49

Vince.

1:23:551:23:58

-Stand up.

-Huh?

-I'm talking to you. Stand up, now!

1:23:581:24:03

Vince!

1:24:061:24:08

-Vince, stop it!

-If you were my son,

1:24:091:24:12

I would smack you all over this house.

1:24:121:24:14

The way you treated that lovely girl. You hurt her!

1:24:141:24:19

You hurt her really badly! You behaved like a cad!

1:24:191:24:22

-This is my son!

-Stay out of this. Please. I adore you.

1:24:221:24:28

Now, if you don't go to her and get down on your knees and beg...

1:24:281:24:32

-What did you just say to me?

-Shut up, Mum. What did she say?

1:24:321:24:36

-She says she can't trust you.

-What did you just say?

-Shh! ..What else?

1:24:361:24:40

She loves you. But it's ruined.

1:24:411:24:45

And you're not good enough for her. That was me to her.

1:24:451:24:51

Well, go on.

1:24:531:24:56

Go!

1:24:571:24:59

-Do you mind if I sit down?

-No.

1:25:101:25:12

Could...could I hold your hand?

1:25:181:25:21

You're shaking.

1:25:251:25:28

(Oh, for God's sake.)

1:25:321:25:34

Thank you.

1:25:411:25:43

-DOORBELL RINGS PERSISTENTLY

-All right, all right!

1:25:431:25:48

-She's not here.

-CHEERING

1:25:511:25:55

Did she tell you everything?

1:25:591:26:02

I hope so.

1:26:021:26:05

I'd better go.

1:26:051:26:07

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

1:26:131:26:17

You can't do it! This is impossible! Look, you can't do it!

1:27:311:27:36

MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH

1:27:361:27:39

MIMICS DOLPHIN

1:29:381:29:44

He looks like shit.

1:29:531:29:55

MIMICS DOLPHIN

1:30:021:30:06

Stop it.

1:30:061:30:08

Good luck.

1:30:351:30:37

# Change you heart

1:30:421:30:44

# Look around you

1:30:471:30:50

# Change your heart

1:30:551:30:57

# It will astound you

1:30:591:31:02

# I need your loving

1:31:061:31:11

# Like the sunshine

1:31:111:31:15

# And everybody's gotta learn sometime

1:31:191:31:23

# And everybody's gotta learn sometime

1:31:251:31:29

# Everybody's gotta learn sometime

1:31:321:31:36

# Change your heart

1:31:451:31:47

# Look around you

1:31:491:31:53

# Change your heart

1:31:571:32:01

# It will astound you

1:32:021:32:05

# I need your loving

1:32:091:32:13

# Like the sunshine

1:32:141:32:17

# And everybody's gotta learn sometime

1:32:211:32:25

# Everybody's gotta learn sometime

1:32:281:32:32

# Everybody's gotta learn sometime. #

1:32:341:32:39

APPLAUSE

1:32:521:32:56

Thank you very much. I'd like to dedicate that song to a young man

1:32:591:33:04

who's a bit of an idiot. I swear I don't know where he gets it from.

1:33:041:33:08

And a young woman who he really doesn't deserve,

1:33:081:33:12

but if we all got what we deserved, well, I'd be at the Palladium.

1:33:121:33:17

Can you please stop...?

1:33:171:33:20

WHISTLING AND BOISTEROUS FOLK MUSIC

1:33:201:33:22

Honestly. Warm-up for a belly dancer, that's all I was.

1:35:581:36:02

-But a very big belly dancer.

-Someone said she was the biggest in Hackney.

1:36:021:36:06

Next time I'll make sure she goes first.

1:36:061:36:10

-I can belly dance if that's what they want.

-Cheers!

-ALL:

-Cheers!

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