Confessions of a Shopaholic

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MUSIC: "Emotion In Motion" by Rick Ocasek	0:00:02	0:00:05
'When I was a little girl,	0:00:26	0:00:28
'there were real prices and Mom prices.	0:00:28	0:00:32
'Real prices got you shiny, sparkly things that lasted three weeks,	0:00:32	0:00:36
'and Mom prices got you brown things...	0:00:36	0:00:39
'that lasted forever.'	0:00:39	0:00:40
-Did you notice they were 50% off? -Oh, yes, well...	0:00:40	0:00:44
GIRLS GIGGLE MOCKINGLY	0:00:44	0:00:48
'But when I looked into shop windows, I saw another world.	0:00:50	0:00:54
'A dreamy world full of perfect things.	0:00:54	0:00:58
'A world where grown-up girls got what they wanted.	0:00:58	0:01:02
'They were beautiful.	0:01:03	0:01:06
'Like fairies or princesses.	0:01:06	0:01:09
'They didn't even need any money.	0:01:09	0:01:12
'They had magic cards.	0:01:12	0:01:14
'I wanted one.'	0:01:17	0:01:20
'Little did I know...	0:01:20	0:01:23
'I would end up with 12.'	0:01:23	0:01:24
MUSIC: "Uncontrollable" by Adrienne Bailon	0:01:24	0:01:26
'Rebecca Bloomwood. Occupation - journalist.	0:01:26	0:01:30
'Jacket - Visa. Dress - AMEX. Belt - MasterCard.	0:01:30	0:01:36
'It's vintage. And I got 1% cashback.	0:01:36	0:01:39
'Bag - Gucci!	0:01:39	0:01:42
'And worth every penny.	0:01:42	0:01:44
'Moving to New York, I met guys,	0:01:45	0:01:48
'and that kind of put things in perspective.	0:01:48	0:01:51
'You know when you see someone cute and he smiles,	0:01:51	0:01:54
'and your heart kind of goes like warm butter sliding down hot toast?	0:01:54	0:01:59
'Well, that's what it's like when I see a store.	0:02:00	0:02:04
'Only it's better.	0:02:04	0:02:07
'You see, a man will never love you or treat you as well as a store.	0:02:11	0:02:16
'If a man doesn't fit, you can't exchange him seven days later	0:02:16	0:02:19
'for a gorgeous cashmere sweater.	0:02:19	0:02:22
'And a store always smells good.	0:02:22	0:02:26
'A store can awaken a lust for things you never even knew you needed!	0:02:26	0:02:31
'And when your fingers grasp those shiny, new bags...	0:02:32	0:02:37
'Oh, yes! Oh, yes!	0:02:37	0:02:41
'Oh, no. I spent 900.	0:02:41	0:02:44
So, you are covering the yard and tool expo, right?	0:02:44	0:02:48
I'm on it!	0:02:48	0:02:52
'OK, don't panic! Calm! Calm.	0:02:53	0:02:56
'Bloomingdale's. That would be the pants.	0:02:56	0:02:59
'I had to get the pants to match...' Oh, the shoes!	0:02:59	0:03:02
I...	0:03:02	0:03:04
'Hold on...	0:03:05	0:03:06
'Somebody's stolen my credit card!	0:03:06	0:03:09
-Oh, my God! -Somebody has stolen my credit card	0:03:09	0:03:11
-and gone on an insane spending spree around New York! -No! -Yeah!	0:03:11	0:03:14
Outdoor World? I've never been to Outdoor World.	0:03:14	0:03:17
-Please! -Yes, you have.	0:03:17	0:03:19
-You bought that tent, remember? -N-No, I didn't!	0:03:19	0:03:22
-For Kristen's going-away present. -I've never seen a tent.	0:03:22	0:03:25
I organized the collection and then we gave you the money.	0:03:25	0:03:29
Oh...	0:03:31	0:03:33
"Special skills - fencing"?	0:03:35	0:03:37
Fluent in Finnish?	0:03:37	0:03:39
What? Who doesn't pad their resume? Shoe! Thanks!	0:03:39	0:03:42
Why can't you get changed in your own office?	0:03:42	0:03:45
And let everyone at Gardening Today	0:03:45	0:03:47
know I've secretly arranged an interview at Alette magazine?	0:03:47	0:03:50
-Did I mention I have an interview at Alette? -Only about a billion times.	0:03:50	0:03:55
It's kind of a leap, isn't it? Gardening to fashion?	0:03:55	0:03:59
I mean, not that I meant you couldn't do it!	0:03:59	0:04:02
Suze, since I was 14, I wanted to work at Alette magazine.	0:04:02	0:04:05
-If I can just get this job, I will be happy forever. -Wow!	0:04:05	0:04:09
MUSIC: "Calling You" by Kat DeLuna	0:04:09	0:04:12
'Rebecca, you just got a credit card bill of 900.	0:04:42	0:04:48
'You do not need a scarf.	0:04:48	0:04:51
Then again...	0:04:53	0:04:55
who NEEDS a scarf?	0:04:55	0:04:58
Wrap some old jeans around your neck, that'll keep you warm.	0:04:58	0:05:02
-(That's what your mother would do.) -You're right, she would!	0:05:02	0:05:06
The point about this scarf	0:05:06	0:05:09
is that it would become part of a definition of your...	0:05:09	0:05:13
of your psyche.	0:05:13	0:05:16
-Do you see what I mean? -No, no, no, I do. Keep talking.	0:05:16	0:05:21
It would make your eyes look bigger.	0:05:21	0:05:24
Hm! Mmm...	0:05:24	0:05:26
It would make my haircut look more expensive.	0:05:26	0:05:29
-You'd wear it with everything. -It would be an investment.	0:05:29	0:05:33
-You would walk into that Alette interview confident. -Confident!	0:05:33	0:05:36
-And poised. -Poised.	0:05:36	0:05:38
The Girl in the Green Scarf.	0:05:38	0:05:43
The green scarf, please.	0:05:44	0:05:45
Good choice. It's the last one.	0:05:45	0:05:48
-That'll be 120. How would you like to pay? -Here's 50 in cash.	0:05:48	0:05:51
Can you put 30 on this card?	0:05:51	0:05:55
REGISTER BEEPS	0:05:57	0:05:59
10 on that.	0:05:59	0:06:01
20 on that.	0:06:03	0:06:05
-It's so cute. -Declined.	0:06:06	0:06:09
Really? Could you just... Could you try it again?	0:06:09	0:06:13
Really declined.	0:06:14	0:06:17
-Could you put this to one side? -I can't hold sale items.	0:06:17	0:06:20
-Excuse me. It's an emergency! -Back of the line!	0:06:25	0:06:27
-Excuse me, this is an emergency. -Excuse you, lady!	0:06:27	0:06:30
Excuse you, excuse me! Do you do cashback?	0:06:30	0:06:33
-What? -If I give you a cheque for 23,	0:06:33	0:06:36
will you give me one of your hot dogs and 20 cashback, please?	0:06:36	0:06:38
Do I look like a bank?	0:06:38	0:06:40
They don't hold sale items. It's a desperately important scarf.	0:06:40	0:06:43
Desperately important scarf!	0:06:43	0:06:45
It's for my great-aunt. She's in the hospital.	0:06:45	0:06:48
-Ask them to turn the heating up! -You want mustard?	0:06:48	0:06:51
Please. I will buy all of your hot dogs!	0:06:51	0:06:54
-You'll take 97 hot dogs? -Done.	0:06:54	0:06:57
Who do I make it...	0:06:57	0:06:59
That means you just paid 23 for a hot dog!	0:07:02	0:07:06
You want your scarf, I want my hot dog.	0:07:07	0:07:10
Cost and worth are very different things.	0:07:10	0:07:12
Thank you! My aunt will really appreciate it!	0:07:12	0:07:15
# Do what you want, what you want Like nobody's watching you	0:07:15	0:07:20
# You know the rhythm's calling you... #	0:07:20	0:07:23
-Hi. -Hi!	0:07:25	0:07:27
-I'm here for the interview at Alette magazine. -Alette...	0:07:27	0:07:30
Oh. Filled. Internally. Yesterday.	0:07:30	0:07:33
They did post it on the web. Let's see, who got the job...?	0:07:33	0:07:38
Speak of the devil.	0:07:38	0:07:41
MUSIC: "Bad Girl" by The Pussycat Dolls	0:07:41	0:07:43
Alicia...	0:07:43	0:07:45
Billington.	0:07:45	0:07:47
# Bad, bad, bad, bad	0:07:48	0:07:50
# Bad, bad #	0:07:50	0:07:51
She has the longest legs in the world.	0:07:58	0:08:01
She notes resentfully.	0:08:01	0:08:04
Great. Faulty!	0:08:05	0:08:08
-Nice scarf. -Thanks.	0:08:08	0:08:10
I bought it for the interview.	0:08:10	0:08:13
Scusi...	0:08:13	0:08:15
Come on!	0:08:15	0:08:16
As we speak, interviews are being held	0:08:18	0:08:22
at Successful Saving.	0:08:22	0:08:24
The money magazine?	0:08:24	0:08:26
Snort not, sweet child.	0:08:26	0:08:28
Alette may be your Emerald City,	0:08:28	0:08:30
but Successful Saving could be your Yellow Brick Road.	0:08:30	0:08:34
Dantay-West is a family of magazines that acts like a family.	0:08:34	0:08:37
Deeply nepotistic. Bleugh.	0:08:37	0:08:40
So my advice to you, dear Dorothy, is thus...	0:08:40	0:08:44
Once you're in,	0:08:44	0:08:46
you're in.	0:08:46	0:08:48
I'm in.	0:08:48	0:08:50
-PHONES RING -Hello, Successful Saving.	0:08:50	0:08:53
Miss Bloomwood?	0:09:02	0:09:04
What form does this interview take? Is it just a general chat?	0:09:04	0:09:07
Oh, no, no, no. It's very specific on finance.	0:09:07	0:09:11
Butterfly investments, futures. That sort of thing.	0:09:11	0:09:14
He's worth 1.2 billion. Who's gonna tell him to diet?	0:09:14	0:09:17
-Good luck. -Thanks.	0:09:17	0:09:18
We talked and talked and said nothing.	0:09:18	0:09:21
Of course I did. He understands the rules. He's spoken to all of them.	0:09:22	0:09:27
That's always the way. Of course we got the bill.	0:09:28	0:09:31
Listen, Johnny, I've got to go because I'm interviewing.	0:09:32	0:09:36
Yeah. No, not me. All right. Bye, then.	0:09:36	0:09:39
Sorry about that. Right, erm, Rebecca...	0:09:39	0:09:43
-Ah! -Hi! -We met!	0:09:43	0:09:46
We did. Thank you.	0:09:46	0:09:47
-Sick aunt, scarf. -Yes. So much. -Did you get it to her?	0:09:47	0:09:51
I did. And when a stranger is kind like that, it's just...wow.	0:09:51	0:09:55
That's lovely. Erm, do you have a resume for me?	0:09:55	0:09:59
I do. Yes, I do!	0:09:59	0:10:02
SHE GRUNTS AND GROANS	0:10:06	0:10:09
I...could pretty much just tell you.	0:10:09	0:10:12
My name is Rebecca Bloomwood.	0:10:12	0:10:14
I've been a journalist for five years.	0:10:14	0:10:16
I'm very comfortable juggling numbers.	0:10:16	0:10:19
-I speak fluent Finnish. I know... -Finnish?	0:10:19	0:10:22
-Yes. Finnish. I'm also... -That's interesting. Why Finnish?	0:10:22	0:10:26
-What's behind you? -Erm...	0:10:26	0:10:28
Oh, my God. It's a naked man.	0:10:28	0:10:31
I'm sorry. That gave me such a fright. I, er...	0:10:31	0:10:35
I didn't know what it was. It's... Clearly he's beheaded.	0:10:35	0:10:38
Who would do that to him?	0:10:38	0:10:39
Ahem. A few questions.	0:10:39	0:10:41
-How would you calculate... -Look!	0:10:41	0:10:43
Makes you wonder what they're seeing on the fifth floor, right?	0:10:43	0:10:46
You could turn your desk around and just stare at it all day. I would!	0:10:46	0:10:50
SHE LAUGHS	0:10:50	0:10:52
-Not. -Miss Bloomwood...	0:10:52	0:10:55
-I'm not a pervert. -Sit down.	0:10:55	0:10:58
I'm sorry. I'm terrible at interviews!	0:10:58	0:11:01
Any financial stories that have caught your eye recently?	0:11:01	0:11:04
Yes. And I am glad that you brought that up. Because I am furious.	0:11:04	0:11:10
No, I really am. What is the story with the recent fish crisis?	0:11:10	0:11:15
-Fish crisis? -Fiscal crisis.	0:11:15	0:11:18
-Fiscal crisis. -Terrifying. Fiscally, I mean.	0:11:18	0:11:21
-How so? -Erm...	0:11:21	0:11:22
-For the fiscal family. -Yes?	0:11:22	0:11:24
-I'm sorry. -Not a moment too soon.	0:11:24	0:11:26
I believe, Miss Bloomwood, you dropped your scarf.	0:11:26	0:11:30
SHE COUGHS	0:11:37	0:11:40
She died?	0:11:41	0:11:43
Miss Bloomwood, you have had a very, very tough 25 minutes.	0:11:43	0:11:48
I'm so glad you understand! So many people just...	0:11:48	0:11:51
Right. OK, so, I would propose we curtail...	0:11:51	0:11:55
-Did you just scrub my name off? -No. Routine. -That seems premature.	0:11:55	0:11:59
OK. I would propose that we curtail this interview forthwith.	0:11:59	0:12:03
So I'll leave you, and your numbers,	0:12:03	0:12:05
but thank you very much for seeing me,	0:12:05	0:12:08
and I appreciate... Oh!	0:12:08	0:12:11
I appreciate everything. Good day.	0:12:11	0:12:15
Good day.	0:12:15	0:12:17
Come on. Let's go give Mrs Great Outdoors her tent.	0:12:24	0:12:27
S-She's not retiring.	0:12:27	0:12:30
-What? -She's abandoning a sinking ship.	0:12:30	0:12:34
That little rat! The magazine's folding and she knew!	0:12:34	0:12:38
She knew and she didn't tell anybody.	0:12:38	0:12:40
On the bright side, you always hated working for that magazine.	0:12:42	0:12:46
It was my income, Suze. I need my income.	0:12:46	0:12:49
The most important thing is not to panic.	0:12:49	0:12:51
PHONE RINGS	0:12:51	0:12:53
-Don't answer the phone! -BOTH: No!	0:12:53	0:12:56
-It might be a debt collector! -Hello? It's Derek Smeath.	0:12:56	0:12:59
-The list! Get the list! -Where is it? -I saw it. -Take the lamp!	0:12:59	0:13:03
It's here! OK! Bloomingdale's. Hospital with depression.	0:13:04	0:13:07
-MasterCard. In Finland. -Visa. Dead dog.	0:13:07	0:13:10
"Derek Smeath! All City Debt Collection." You do it!	0:13:10	0:13:12
-(GROANS) Hello? -'Miss Bloomwood?'	0:13:12	0:13:14
-Hi. -'Hello.'	0:13:14	0:13:16
-I'm sorry. It's not. -'Not Miss Bloomwood.'	0:13:16	0:13:18
She's still recovering from, you know...	0:13:18	0:13:22
I'll have her call you as soon as...	0:13:22	0:13:24
-'Yes?' -Finland! -As soon as she's back from... -Finland.	0:13:24	0:13:27
-From... -Finland! -Finland!	0:13:27	0:13:29
-'Clearly she's not too incapacitated...' -Bye. Urgh!	0:13:29	0:13:32
Why do so many of your excuses involve Finland?	0:13:36	0:13:40
Cos no-one checks up on Finland, Tarkie.	0:13:40	0:13:43
SHE SIGHS	0:13:43	0:13:45
-How am I going to pay the rent now? -I'm ripping up your rent cheque.	0:13:45	0:13:49
No, Suze. You can't do it again.	0:13:49	0:13:52
It's my apartment. Well, my parents' apartment, but it's my rules.	0:13:52	0:13:55
I'm going to buy you the biggest present. I am.	0:13:55	0:13:58
I know where I'm going to go. There's a sale on at Macy's!	0:13:58	0:14:01
Tarkie?	0:14:01	0:14:03
-I'll be at my place. -Thanks, baby.	0:14:03	0:14:06
Bex, I'll get the tequila. You get the bills.	0:14:06	0:14:10
SALSA MUSIC	0:14:10	0:14:12
It can't be that bad.	0:14:13	0:14:15
It's like a Band-Aid. It's going to be fine.	0:14:15	0:14:19
THEY BOTH GASP	0:14:19	0:14:21
Bex! 200 on Marc Jacobs underwear.	0:14:21	0:14:25
Oh. Underwear is a basic human right.	0:14:25	0:14:28
78 on lavender honey.	0:14:28	0:14:30
I felt sorry for the shop assistant. She had a lazy eye.	0:14:30	0:14:33
I didn't know which way she was looking. It was so sad!	0:14:33	0:14:38
I can't even talk about this one.	0:14:38	0:14:40
-Foot spa? What were you doing there? -Let's take a break.	0:14:41	0:14:44
They said I was a valued customer. Now they send me hate mail.	0:14:44	0:14:50
MACHINE WHIRS	0:14:50	0:14:52
Bex.	0:14:52	0:14:53
Oh, God.	0:14:53	0:14:55
How are you going to pay off 16,262 and 70 cents	0:14:56	0:15:02
with no job?	0:15:02	0:15:03
I could win the lottery.	0:15:06	0:15:09
Maybe you should have a back-up plan.	0:15:09	0:15:11
Oh! Back-up plan! I got it, I got it. Back-up plan. OK.	0:15:13	0:15:18
When Tarkie thought of his dream job,	0:15:18	0:15:20
he, erm, wrote this proposal just about him	0:15:20	0:15:24
and what he's made of, and that's what you can do.	0:15:24	0:15:27
You can write a fashion piece, like, "Hey, Alette, look what I can do!"	0:15:27	0:15:32
You just got to figure out what to write about.	0:15:32	0:15:34
"Consider your shoe an investment. Everything is resting upon it.	0:15:34	0:15:39
"The most important point is that every shoe should earn its place..."	0:15:39	0:15:43
Bex, this is so funny. You're so smart. You're the best writer ever.	0:15:43	0:15:47
-Do you like it? -You're fabulous.	0:15:47	0:15:49
Wait. Another one! To that guy at the savings magazine who didn't hire me.	0:15:49	0:15:55
Ha-ha! "Dear Uptight Editor...	0:15:55	0:15:59
"You can stick your job up your ass."	0:15:59	0:16:02
There's a man on a bike! Hello!	0:16:02	0:16:04
"Here's 20. Buy yourself some decent clothes."	0:16:04	0:16:09
THEY BOTH LAUGH	0:16:09	0:16:12
I'm back!	0:16:12	0:16:14
Here we go.	0:16:14	0:16:16
This is for Alette magazine. Please, please.	0:16:16	0:16:21
-Kiss it for good luck. -Mwah!	0:16:21	0:16:23
And this one is for Mr Successful Saving.	0:16:23	0:16:28
Bleurgh! Money, money, money!	0:16:28	0:16:31
THEY BOTH GIGGLE	0:16:31	0:16:33
Oh, my God! I better get the job.	0:16:33	0:16:35
I've got no money! I've got no money!	0:16:35	0:16:39
I'll race you!	0:16:41	0:16:43
Sweetie, now, doesn't this just cheer you up?	0:16:43	0:16:46
-It's not working, Mom. -You'll get another job, Becky.	0:16:46	0:16:50
Because life is like a swap meet.	0:16:50	0:16:52
You never know when great riches...	0:16:52	0:16:56
-Oh! -..are going to turn up unexpectedly.	0:16:56	0:17:01
-What can I get for a quarter? -This.	0:17:01	0:17:04
-Comme ca. -It's fantastic.	0:17:04	0:17:06
PHONE RINGS	0:17:06	0:17:07
-What are they getting for that? -It's growing on me.	0:17:07	0:17:11
-Don't. -How much for this? -20.	0:17:11	0:17:13
BOTH GASP DRAMATICALLY	0:17:13	0:17:15
Hola?	0:17:15	0:17:17
Oh, erm, Rebecca? Luke Brandon, Successful Saving.	0:17:17	0:17:21
-Yes? -Yeah, sorry to call so early,	0:17:21	0:17:23
but I got your, erm, your letter.	0:17:23	0:17:26
And I have to say, it was a bit of a surprise.	0:17:26	0:17:29
Well, I-I hope I made my point.	0:17:29	0:17:33
Oh. You did! You did! Very well! The whole metaphor. Very clever.	0:17:33	0:17:37
Yes, wasn't it? The whole metaphor was...	0:17:37	0:17:41
Wait. What? I'm sorry.	0:17:41	0:17:43
Describing the principles of security investment	0:17:43	0:17:46
in terms of the way different women purchase different shoes was...	0:17:46	0:17:50
That was different. Hello? Hello?	0:17:50	0:17:53
Rebecca? Sounds like you might be in the middle of something.	0:17:53	0:17:57
But I was trying to say that it gave me an idea.	0:17:57	0:18:00
Would you like to come in?	0:18:00	0:18:02
-Can I help you, dear? -I think I sent the editor of Alette magazine 20	0:18:02	0:18:06
to buy herself some decent clothes and stick her job up her ass!	0:18:06	0:18:11
-Hey, clothes for Alette. -I'll call her assistant.	0:18:46	0:18:49
The clothes are here for Alette's approval. She'll be right out.	0:18:49	0:18:53
So, what do you think about you and me going out on Friday night?	0:18:53	0:18:57
I mean, if you want to. Would you like to go out Friday night?	0:18:57	0:19:01
-I don't know. I might have plans. -Oh, you might...	0:19:01	0:19:04
-Do you ever wear any of this stuff? -Er, some of it is a little far out.	0:19:04	0:19:08
Totally far out.	0:19:08	0:19:10
Crazy, but I guess that's the world of, what is it, high fashions?	0:19:10	0:19:14
-Yes! -Yeah, I know about that. I am one of the best.	0:19:14	0:19:17
I don't let this out of my sight. I guard it with my life.	0:19:17	0:19:22
A lot of pressure. I got to make sure everyone gets these letters.	0:19:22	0:19:26
-Get them there on time. -I get my job done.	0:19:26	0:19:28
See, I take my job very seriously.	0:19:28	0:19:31
-Yes. -Oh, really? -And to deliver...the mail, but,	0:19:31	0:19:35
you know, as the mail carrier,	0:19:35	0:19:37
it's a lot of pressure to get people their letters.	0:19:37	0:19:40
I've never lost one yet.	0:19:40	0:19:41
No vertical buttonholes. I'm bored with them.	0:19:41	0:19:45
Is this for the Kaleidoscope shoot with Paolo?	0:19:45	0:19:48
Oh, degage, degage, degage, degage, degage, degage.	0:19:48	0:19:53
Oh, but this! (GASPS)	0:19:53	0:19:55
Cavalli. He has read my mind.	0:19:55	0:19:59
-It's marvellous. We can use it all. -Take it in!	0:19:59	0:20:03
Oh, God. What are you doing?	0:20:07	0:20:10
This is Alette. Is this where you should be?	0:20:10	0:20:15
DREAMY MUSIC	0:20:17	0:20:19
Oh, yes. Oh, yes.	0:20:21	0:20:24
Dantay West didn't hire me to be an editor of this magazine.	0:20:24	0:20:29
They hired me to throw it a rope and pull it out of the swamp.	0:20:29	0:20:33
KNOCK ON DOOR	0:20:33	0:20:35
-Hi, everyone. I'm Rebecca Bloomwood. -Sit down, Rebecca.	0:20:35	0:20:40
What makes a magazine move from the news stands?	0:20:43	0:20:47
HER CHAIR SQUEAKS	0:20:47	0:20:50
Real, unvarnished stories,	0:20:50	0:20:52
whether the people that we are writing about like them or not.	0:20:52	0:20:56
Successful Saving is the People magazine of financial journalism	0:20:56	0:21:00
and this is where that ends.	0:21:00	0:21:04
From now...	0:21:04	0:21:05
WHIRRING	0:21:05	0:21:07
Sorry.	0:21:12	0:21:15
From now on, we don't copy. We examine.	0:21:15	0:21:19
We probe.	0:21:19	0:21:21
Ooh!	0:21:21	0:21:24
I liked your piece. I said that on the phone.	0:21:24	0:21:27
-Good, good. -Hayley?	0:21:27	0:21:30
Shall we say a three-week trial? Give her this cubicle.	0:21:30	0:21:33
This one's lovely. They're all three by six.	0:21:33	0:21:35
1,000 words on the effect of changing interest rates	0:21:35	0:21:38
-on store-card APRs. -Good.	0:21:38	0:21:41
You still have the label on your new glasses.	0:21:50	0:21:54
What? Oh.	0:21:54	0:21:56
You took a job at a savings magazine? You?	0:21:56	0:21:59
I know it sounds bad, but it is in fact part of a very structured plan.	0:21:59	0:22:03
That's great, but in a lot of ways it's not great.	0:22:03	0:22:06
What is it called when an animal rights person is trampled by a cow?	0:22:06	0:22:10
-I don't think there's a word for that. -Ironic.	0:22:10	0:22:13
Ironic that Rebecca Bloomwood is advising people on handling money.	0:22:13	0:22:18
But I guess it would be nice	0:22:18	0:22:19
if my maid of honour could afford her own dress.	0:22:19	0:22:23
-He asked? -Yes!	0:22:23	0:22:25
-How did he say it? -You should've been there. -Hey!	0:22:25	0:22:29
The, er, credit limit on your card was reached.	0:22:29	0:22:33
I think I want my husband-to-be to propose to me in Barneys.	0:22:34	0:22:39
What are you doing?	0:22:39	0:22:41
-Nothing. -Yes, you are!	0:22:41	0:22:44
Bex, I just found the perfect book for you.	0:22:44	0:22:46
'Control Your Urge To Shop, with Garrett E Barton.	0:22:46	0:22:50
'That's me.	0:22:50	0:22:52
'Do you find yourself constantly drawn toward stores?'	0:22:52	0:22:56
-Yes. -No.	0:22:56	0:22:58
'Does your heart quicken when you see new merchandise in neat piles?'	0:22:58	0:23:02
-Yes! -No. -This guy's good.	0:23:02	0:23:05
'Did you answer no and are consequently in denial?'	0:23:05	0:23:08
-Yes. -No!	0:23:08	0:23:10
'Did you just say no again?'	0:23:10	0:23:14
No. BOTH: Yes.	0:23:14	0:23:15
'Step one. De-clutter your life. Throw it all out.	0:23:15	0:23:20
'Just box it up and toss it!	0:23:20	0:23:23
'Simplicity and order are your new watchwords.'	0:23:23	0:23:27
PHONE RINGS	0:23:27	0:23:29
'Excuse me.	0:23:29	0:23:31
'Hello?	0:23:31	0:23:33
'It's a fresh start calling.	0:23:33	0:23:36
'And it's for you.'	0:23:37	0:23:40
CUPBOARD GROANS AND CREAKS	0:23:40	0:23:43
'On your way to work, ignore the siren call of the store window.	0:23:45	0:23:50
'Your new mantra is,	0:23:51	0:23:53
-'"Do I need this?"' -No.	0:23:53	0:23:57
What's this?	0:23:57	0:24:00
1,000 words on store-card APRs?	0:24:00	0:24:02
Which looks as if it's been copied out of Money For Dummies.	0:24:02	0:24:06
SHE LAUGHS	0:24:06	0:24:08
I wanted 1,000 words on APRs from an angle.	0:24:08	0:24:11
-Is that not an angle? -Not unless you call "head on" an angle.	0:24:11	0:24:14
-No, I don't. -Try it again. Remind me why I hired you. -OK.	0:24:14	0:24:18
-Rebecca. -Argh!	0:24:30	0:24:33
Did you just type	0:24:33	0:24:35
"Good angles on APRs" into Google?	0:24:35	0:24:40
Yes. I Googled.	0:24:40	0:24:43
Am I fired?	0:24:46	0:24:48
Get your coat.	0:24:48	0:24:51
You know these guys, right? Comintex?	0:24:51	0:24:53
-Communications company? -Yes. Absolutely.	0:24:53	0:24:56
This year's seen unparalleled growth in the communications industry.	0:24:56	0:25:00
Overall, pal. Not in your company.	0:25:00	0:25:02
Comintex profits reflect that this has been a year of acquisitions,	0:25:02	0:25:07
both of APL and of the Dutch fibre-optic company, Zandak.	0:25:07	0:25:11
Neatly masking the 24 million in bonuses these guys paid themselves.	0:25:11	0:25:15
Hmm! I know.	0:25:15	0:25:17
What we have here is a situation	0:25:18	0:25:21
in which someone needs to be asking some very hard questions.	0:25:21	0:25:24
-Absolutely. -Put your hand up.	0:25:24	0:25:27
-What? No! -Put your hand up.	0:25:27	0:25:30
-I have no hard questions. -I'll give you them.	0:25:30	0:25:33
-I'm going to just take notes. -Put your hand up.	0:25:33	0:25:36
-I don't think so. -You'll be fine. Put your hand up.	0:25:36	0:25:39
WHISPERS: Hello.	0:25:39	0:25:40
-He's not listening. -Louder, louder. And stand up.	0:25:40	0:25:43
Rebecca Bloomwood!	0:25:43	0:25:45
SPEAKER FALLS SILENT	0:25:45	0:25:48
Hello.	0:25:48	0:25:50
From. From.	0:25:50	0:25:52
-Hi. -From... -From Successful Saving. It's a magazine.	0:25:52	0:25:57
-We'll take questions after the report. -Good.	0:25:57	0:26:00
Performance in...	0:26:00	0:26:02
-Ask how much he earns. -How much do you burn?	0:26:02	0:26:04
-Earn. -Earn.	0:26:04	0:26:05
-Excuse me? -Louder.	0:26:05	0:26:07
What do you earn?	0:26:07	0:26:09
-We will be taking questions... -Why award themselves bonuses?	0:26:09	0:26:12
-Why did you award yourself bonuses? -24 million.	0:26:12	0:26:15
-Of 23... -24.	0:26:15	0:26:17
-Billion. -Million. -Million. -Dollars. -Million dollars.	0:26:17	0:26:19
-Investors lost eight percent. -While investors lost eight percent?	0:26:19	0:26:25
MURMURING	0:26:25	0:26:28
As I said, I'll be happy to answer...	0:26:28	0:26:31
Is that true?	0:26:31	0:26:33
And now a long pause and no answer.	0:26:36	0:26:40
Long pause, no answer.	0:26:40	0:26:44
-OK, do you know why we did that? -Some kind of cruel initiation rite?	0:26:45	0:26:50
Listen to this.	0:26:50	0:26:51
"Security can mean different things to different people.	0:26:51	0:26:55
"For some, it's going to a party in the right shoes.	0:26:55	0:26:57
"This might leave you feeling secure for an evening	0:26:57	0:27:00
"but have a crippling effect on you in later life."	0:27:00	0:27:03
-I wrote that. -You wrote that.	0:27:03	0:27:06
What firms like Comintex thrive on	0:27:06	0:27:08
is an endemic lack of public understanding.	0:27:08	0:27:10
They get away with murder	0:27:10	0:27:12
because Maisie with a root beer and a 200 investment portfolio,	0:27:12	0:27:16
what does she actually know about what those guys are doing?	0:27:16	0:27:21
What she's told.	0:27:21	0:27:22
If the magazines she looks to aren't asking the right questions,	0:27:22	0:27:25
it isn't good for Maisie.	0:27:25	0:27:28
I want you to tell the truth in a way that Maisie can understand.	0:27:29	0:27:35
Go home, write me an initial outline	0:27:35	0:27:38
and email it to me by three o'clock. OK?	0:27:38	0:27:41
Oh, no.	0:28:01	0:28:02
Oh, yeah. Nice!	0:28:02	0:28:06
I just got a call from Jeff at Comintex.	0:28:06	0:28:08
-They're having a stockholders' meeting. -Yes, I sent someone.	0:28:08	0:28:11
Yeah, you did.	0:28:11	0:28:12
Real find, actually, the girl I sent. She's sparky, honest.	0:28:12	0:28:17
Exactly the type that I was hoping to find.	0:28:17	0:28:19
I assume that's why Edgar West got you to recruit me.	0:28:19	0:28:23
-Damn it! -Slice.	0:28:23	0:28:25
I hired you to fix the bottom line of this magazine,	0:28:25	0:28:29
and we know the key to that is advertising revenue.	0:28:29	0:28:32
You hired me to create a product that sells, not to sell a product.	0:28:32	0:28:37
What if I'm with Edgar West?	0:28:37	0:28:39
We're playing golf, and he turns to me nonchalantly and says,	0:28:39	0:28:43
"I'd like to know why Luke Brandon decided to hire a journalist	0:28:43	0:28:46
"who could damage the interests of Dantay West."	0:28:46	0:28:49
I haven't, because she won't.	0:28:49	0:28:52
It's like a rush of adrenaline. I feel like I've run a marathon.	0:28:55	0:28:59
-Galliano! -They have Gucci half off!	0:29:00	0:29:04
-Calvin Klein half off. -Nicole Miller!	0:29:04	0:29:06
Ladies, everyone just be patient.	0:29:06	0:29:09
'At every point I will ask, "Do I need this?"'	0:29:09	0:29:13
There's another entrance this way!	0:29:15	0:29:17
ALL SHRIEK	0:29:17	0:29:19
'These cashmere gloves I need, as it is winter and I have...	0:29:28	0:29:31
'hands! So, that's all.'	0:29:31	0:29:33
-I'll buy these and these alone. -Missoni!	0:29:33	0:29:36
'Now walk away, strong and frugal.'	0:29:36	0:29:40
Oh, my God! Pucci boots.	0:29:40	0:29:43
'50% off?	0:29:45	0:29:47
'Do I need these?	0:29:47	0:29:50
'Do I need these? Do I need these?'	0:29:50	0:29:53
No.	0:29:53	0:29:54
-Jeannie, Pucci boots! -I'm so sorry. I had them first.	0:29:56	0:30:00
-But you put them down. -I saw 'em first so I'm taking 'em.	0:30:00	0:30:04
-But you took your hands off. -Give me the boots and no-one gets hurt!	0:30:04	0:30:08
Give me the boots. Give me the boots!	0:30:08	0:30:10
-I want them! -Look! There's a sale on Burberry!	0:30:10	0:30:13
SHE SHRIEKS	0:30:13	0:30:14
Oldest trick in the book!	0:30:14	0:30:15
-Give them! -No!	0:30:15	0:30:17
-Give me the boots! -I waited in line all morning!	0:30:17	0:30:21
SHE YELLS TRIUMPHANTLY	0:30:21	0:30:23
Agh!	0:30:23	0:30:25
# Hands over my head	0:30:30	0:30:33
# Thinking what else could go wrong	0:30:33	0:30:37
# Would have stayed in bed	0:30:40	0:30:42
# How can the day be so long?	0:30:42	0:30:48
# Never believed	0:30:50	0:30:52
# That things happen for	0:30:52	0:30:54
# A reason	0:30:54	0:30:59
# But how this turned out removed all my doubts	0:30:59	0:31:04
# So believe	0:31:04	0:31:07
# Before you undo it all over... #	0:31:07	0:31:12
'Your store card is like a 50% off cashmere coat.	0:31:12	0:31:15
'The first time you meet, it promises to be your best friend.'	0:31:15	0:31:19
Until you look closely and realise it's not real cashmere.	0:31:19	0:31:24
-You've been ripped off. -Right. You get it?	0:31:24	0:31:27
-You get it? -We get it. Now go away.	0:31:27	0:31:31
"As winter comes,	0:31:31	0:31:32
"you discover that your coat isn't actually a friend at all.	0:31:32	0:31:36
"You should've read the fine print.	0:31:36	0:31:38
"You should look more closely at what you're getting into."	0:31:38	0:31:42
You should put a picture in that.	0:31:46	0:31:48
It's a present. Haven't got around to filling it yet.	0:31:48	0:31:52
My mom bought me this exact one from a thrift store.	0:31:52	0:31:56
Probably paid half.	0:31:56	0:31:58
Not that they often shop at thrift stores!	0:31:58	0:32:01
What?	0:32:02	0:32:04
-This is good. -Really? -Hm.	0:32:04	0:32:07
Is it by Rebecca Bloomwood?	0:32:07	0:32:09
Yes! My friend Suze saw me writing it.	0:32:10	0:32:14
Is that how you want your name to appear? "By Rebecca Bloomwood"?	0:32:14	0:32:18
-Oh, right. No, I don't want to be too associated with this magazine. -Sorry?	0:32:18	0:32:23
Because I think it would be better to be slightly more of an Everyman.	0:32:23	0:32:27
Erm, a little more	0:32:27	0:32:29
whoooo... mysterious.	0:32:29	0:32:32
Rather than just...	0:32:32	0:32:34
Becky.	0:32:34	0:32:36
-Hm. -Hm.	0:32:36	0:32:39
"The Girl in the Green Scarf. Thank you.	0:32:40	0:32:43
"I bought your magazine this morning	0:32:43	0:32:45
"and have already told three stores where to stick their credit cards."	0:32:45	0:32:50
THEY ALL LAUGH	0:32:50	0:32:53
Check it out! Jay Brogan, Queens, via email.	0:32:53	0:32:55
-I'm sorry. -"It's easy to feel those guys do it for your benefit.	0:32:55	0:32:58
-"You never check the APR." -You can call him from my desk. -No!	0:32:58	0:33:02
"Tell you what, I have now. Thanks, Mrs Green Scarf."	0:33:02	0:33:05
We never get this kind of response!	0:33:05	0:33:08
KNOCK ON DOOR	0:33:08	0:33:09
Excuse me, sir. Edgar West.	0:33:09	0:33:11
That's not good. He hates us.	0:33:11	0:33:15
Luke Brandon.	0:33:16	0:33:17
I've just spent a few minutes rather wrapped up in your Green Scarf.	0:33:17	0:33:22
I like it.	0:33:22	0:33:24
She obviously has a passion for personal finance.	0:33:24	0:33:27
Excuse me, I'm sorry, but he is really being persistent.	0:33:27	0:33:30
-He needs to talk to you. -Just tell him I'm busy, please.	0:33:30	0:33:34
You're a lucky man, Mr Brandon.	0:33:34	0:33:36
-It's this charity that I'm the chairperson of. -Thank you, sir.	0:33:36	0:33:40
It seems that he liked the column so much	0:33:40	0:33:43
that he's sending extra copies of the magazine to his children.	0:33:43	0:33:47
Oh, my God. I can't believe it!	0:33:47	0:33:50
APPLAUSE	0:33:50	0:33:51
KNOCK AT DOOR	0:33:51	0:33:52
I'm sorry, sir!	0:33:52	0:33:53
There's a man on line two and he says it's a matter of life or death.	0:33:53	0:33:58
What's his name?	0:33:58	0:34:00
Derek Smeath.	0:34:01	0:34:03
Oh! No!	0:34:03	0:34:07
Exactly how long has this ex-boyfriend been stalking you?	0:34:18	0:34:22
Ever since the relationship ended.	0:34:25	0:34:27
He's been following me around pretending to be a debt collector.	0:34:27	0:34:31
I was once stalked.	0:34:31	0:34:34
By a dog.	0:34:35	0:34:37
OK.	0:34:39	0:34:41
Look, take the rest of the day,	0:34:41	0:34:43
and block all future calls from Derek Smeath.	0:34:43	0:34:47
Yes, sir.	0:34:47	0:34:49
Spend it wisely.	0:35:04	0:35:07
Oh, God.	0:35:08	0:35:10
Dad?	0:35:10	0:35:12
Money... is what I came to talk to you about.	0:35:12	0:35:16
Yeah? Hey, honey?	0:35:16	0:35:17
-Yeah. -You got them wings? -Coming.	0:35:17	0:35:20
It's funny because your mom and I were going to call you over	0:35:20	0:35:24
to talk about pretty much the exact same thing. Money.	0:35:24	0:35:29
-Savings. -Our money. Our life savings.	0:35:29	0:35:31
-Really? -All our married life, we've been the kind of people	0:35:31	0:35:35
that we just don't spend, we save.	0:35:35	0:35:37
-We've built up a little nest egg. -Of money.	0:35:37	0:35:40
A big nest egg of money.	0:35:40	0:35:42
-Of dough. -Yeah, we do!	0:35:42	0:35:44
-And so, we decided... -That we wanted to call you here,	0:35:44	0:35:48
our only, beautiful, lovely daughter,	0:35:48	0:35:50
to tell you that, well...	0:35:50	0:35:54
BOTH: We spent it!	0:35:54	0:35:57
Every last cent!	0:35:57	0:35:59
HORN TOOTS	0:36:00	0:36:03
IT CRASHES OVER THE KERB	0:36:03	0:36:05
He's still just getting the hang of it.	0:36:05	0:36:09
Isn't she a babe?	0:36:09	0:36:11
He's wanted one of these since the day I met him.	0:36:11	0:36:15
It's got a built-in blender, electric fans and a sewage disposal.	0:36:15	0:36:19
Kathy and Gordon in England,	0:36:19	0:36:21
the ones whose pool collapsed because of the mould?	0:36:21	0:36:24
-Kathy with the beard? -Yep. -She had electrolysis.	0:36:24	0:36:27
They sent us this off the web. It's an article...	0:36:27	0:36:30
-It makes you think about money. -About what it's really worth.	0:36:30	0:36:34
-Security in your old age? -Or is it investing in what you love?	0:36:34	0:36:38
You have got to read it.	0:36:38	0:36:40
It's by someone called the Girl in the Green Scarf.	0:36:40	0:36:44
She's a genius.	0:36:45	0:36:47
Oh, my God.	0:36:47	0:36:50
Guys! We're international! Yes!	0:36:50	0:36:54
-We've taken Asia! -Russell, how's that article on mortgage brokers?	0:36:54	0:36:59
-It's going to be huge. -Pay cheque. -I need it by the morning.	0:36:59	0:37:02
-Rebecca? -Yes? -Come with me to the APA conference next week.	0:37:02	0:37:06
Absolutely.	0:37:06	0:37:08
-What's the APA conference? -Biggest magazine event of the year.	0:37:08	0:37:12
In Miami.	0:37:12	0:37:14
Oh, Luke, I think I should definitely be there!	0:37:14	0:37:16
Early, I mean, and make sure that the hotel's OK	0:37:16	0:37:19
and find restaurants if anyone wants to relax.	0:37:19	0:37:22
Not that I intend to, but you never know, some people might.	0:37:22	0:37:26
I'm glad you're so enthusiastic. I'm excited myself.	0:37:26	0:37:30
Oh. You are?	0:37:30	0:37:31
Yeah. I mean, because a lot of people are very excited to meet you.	0:37:35	0:37:39
You've opened up a whole new demographic.	0:37:39	0:37:43
-You're opening up his what? -Demographic! -Mm-hm!	0:37:43	0:37:48
Which is why he wants to take me to the beach. I mean, the conference.	0:37:48	0:37:51
-Shouldn't you be getting to Alette? -I'm on my way.	0:37:51	0:37:55
You're in as a finance guru!	0:37:55	0:37:58
I give great financial advice.	0:37:58	0:38:01
-Ever considered taking your own advice? -Ohh! -Mom, calm.	0:38:01	0:38:04
What would The Girl in the Green Scarf say about hiding Visa bills under your bed?	0:38:04	0:38:08
-That is not relevant! -That is so relevant.	0:38:08	0:38:11
It's the most relevant thing in the world!	0:38:11	0:38:13
There isn't another reason you want to go to Miami?	0:38:13	0:38:16
-No. -Maybe it rhymes with Fluke?	0:38:16	0:38:18
-Luke. -A-ha!	0:38:18	0:38:20
That's it. You're making that face.	0:38:20	0:38:23
-What face? -Bex, you like him.	0:38:23	0:38:25
-This is terrible! -No. No. No. No.	0:38:25	0:38:28
-Hypothetically... -Hypothetically, you're a big, fat liar!	0:38:28	0:38:31
You're advising people about debt and you're up to your eyes in it!	0:38:31	0:38:36
-Argh! -Yeah, hide under there.	0:38:37	0:38:41
SHE GIGGLES	0:38:41	0:38:44
HE YAWNS	0:38:44	0:38:48
Oh, Monsieur Sherman.	0:38:48	0:38:51
My name is Brandon. My mother's name is Sherman.	0:38:51	0:38:56
Yes. Monsieur Discret!	0:38:56	0:38:59
Oh!	0:39:00	0:39:03
-You saved me. -Not at all. -Oh, gosh!	0:39:03	0:39:07
-You work at Successful Saving. -Yes. -We should have dinner.	0:39:07	0:39:11
# Do what you want, what you want Keep your body rocking	0:39:11	0:39:15
# Do what you want, what you want Keep the party rocking... #	0:39:15	0:39:18
-OK, what am I supposed to do? -Just be yourself.	0:39:18	0:39:22
Luke, how are you?	0:39:22	0:39:24
Hey! They let you out of prison. That's fantastic!	0:39:24	0:39:27
-Alicia. -Luke.	0:39:27	0:39:28
This is Rebecca Bloomwood. Have you read The Girl in the Green Scarf?	0:39:28	0:39:32
Let's see, "Risky investment is like a pair of platform boots."	0:39:32	0:39:35
Wait, nobody has ever quoted me back to me before.	0:39:35	0:39:38
-Luke. Got a second? -Sure.	0:39:38	0:39:41
-What were in prison for? -It was trumped up!	0:39:41	0:39:44
People out there trust you.	0:39:44	0:39:46
Butterfly investments. The handbag clasp!	0:39:46	0:39:49
Thanks.	0:39:54	0:39:55
Champagne, please.	0:39:55	0:39:57
-You're from the United North Bank? -I run it.	0:39:58	0:40:01
I was walking past your bank the other day.	0:40:01	0:40:03
-You have the most boring window displays in the world! -Boring?	0:40:03	0:40:07
I'm serious. It's as if somebody hit the snooze button	0:40:07	0:40:09
and told me it was OK to sleep another for 10 minutes.	0:40:09	0:40:13
-Really? -Not at all!	0:40:13	0:40:14
You need to put some pink umbrellas, or something, to get people in!	0:40:14	0:40:17
-Mr Lewis, look over here. -You know what else you could do?	0:40:17	0:40:20
-You could have a sale. -A sale? -Yes!	0:40:20	0:40:23
Fee reductions. And free doughnuts.	0:40:23	0:40:25
She writes a humorous column.	0:40:25	0:40:28
-I'll get another. -Unusual ideas.	0:40:28	0:40:30
Your writer is out of control. Keep her on a leash.	0:40:30	0:40:34
She doesn't need a leash, and I would say quite the contrary.	0:40:34	0:40:37
What was that tabloid sensationalism you sent me?	0:40:37	0:40:40
The Jon Goldman expose? It's a well-researched article.	0:40:40	0:40:43
His organisation is corrupt, full of financial holes.	0:40:43	0:40:46
His company is worth 2 million a year to Dantay West.	0:40:46	0:40:49
-Ryan. -Mr Lewis!	0:40:49	0:40:51
Luke, that columnist of yours said the most outrageous things.	0:40:51	0:40:55
-I'd like to apologise for... -Outrageous, yet brilliant.	0:40:55	0:40:59
-She's a breath of fresh air. -I couldn't agree more.	0:40:59	0:41:02
-I agree, too. -He couldn't agree more.	0:41:02	0:41:04
-Our window displays ARE boring. -Aren't they boring?	0:41:04	0:41:07
She's honest. The doughnut idea I loved.	0:41:07	0:41:09
-I'll talk to you about advertising. -Great. -Great. Great.	0:41:09	0:41:13
-OK. -OK.	0:41:13	0:41:15
You're doing great. There's one more person here that you ought to meet.	0:41:15	0:41:19
This one's pretty crucial, but having the language in common helps.	0:41:19	0:41:23
-Language? -Janne Virtanen from Nokia.	0:41:23	0:41:26
I've told him you're part Finnish, and he's very excited to meet you.	0:41:26	0:41:30
Janne!	0:41:30	0:41:32
Rebecca.	0:41:32	0:41:34
Ah. Hei, hei!	0:41:34	0:41:35
Hey, hey, hey.	0:41:35	0:41:38
That's how you do it in Finland!	0:41:38	0:41:41
HE SPEAKS FINNISH	0:41:41	0:41:45
SHE LAUGHS	0:41:45	0:41:48
Yine, yine.	0:41:48	0:41:51
He's funny. I can't even translate that.	0:41:51	0:41:53
-Long time no see, buddy. -Janne.	0:41:53	0:41:56
HE SPEAKS FINNISH	0:41:57	0:42:01
Men like you are the reason I left Finland.	0:42:10	0:42:13
HER PHONE RINGS	0:42:13	0:42:17
-Hola? -'Miss Bloomwood?	0:42:17	0:42:19
'It's Derek Smeath from All City Debt Collection. At last we meet.'	0:42:19	0:42:24
Er...	0:42:24	0:42:26
'How's your leg? Still broken?'	0:42:26	0:42:28
Er, it's, erm... It's much better.	0:42:28	0:42:31
-Mr Brandon. -Yes.	0:42:31	0:42:35
We Scandinavians...	0:42:35	0:42:38
like her.	0:42:38	0:42:41
A lot.	0:42:42	0:42:44
Then kindly limp, stagger or crawl to my office	0:42:44	0:42:47
-this afternoon. -Absolutely. I would love to. -Good.	0:42:47	0:42:50
-Except... Oh, my God. -'What?'	0:42:50	0:42:52
Aunt Ermintrude has fallen from the sky in a freak skydiving accident.	0:42:52	0:42:56
Enough! Unless the outstanding balance is transferred	0:42:56	0:43:00
first thing, nine o'clock, Monday morning,	0:43:00	0:43:03
the next step will be...	0:43:03	0:43:06
personal contact.	0:43:06	0:43:08
Absolutely. Nine o'clock, Monday morning. I have to go. I'm so sorry!	0:43:08	0:43:12
You are getting your own ringtone.	0:43:16	0:43:19
Do not answer this call. It's Derek Smeath.	0:43:22	0:43:25
-Do not... -Rebecca! -Argh!	0:43:25	0:43:27
-Thanks. -I have something to tell you.	0:43:30	0:43:32
I have something to tell you, too.	0:43:32	0:43:35
OK.	0:43:35	0:43:37
-You first. -Well...	0:43:39	0:43:41
Edgar West has taken a table at the Print Association charity ball,	0:43:41	0:43:45
and guess which two people from Successful Saving have been invited?	0:43:45	0:43:50
It's a huge mark of respect.	0:43:50	0:43:52
SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY	0:43:52	0:43:54
This puts us in the major league,	0:43:54	0:43:56
and that is mainly down to you.	0:43:56	0:43:58
Er...	0:43:58	0:44:00
Are you OK?	0:44:00	0:44:03
This... This isn't easy.	0:44:03	0:44:06
OK.	0:44:06	0:44:08
Your tie does not go with your shirt.	0:44:12	0:44:16
Try to enjoy yourself. No, no! You have to savour shopping.	0:44:16	0:44:21
No, you don't. You have to strike with precision and get out.	0:44:21	0:44:25
-We're looking for clothes for my boss. -Were you thinking maybe a suit?	0:44:25	0:44:29
I'm thinking about everything.	0:44:29	0:44:31
-This is gorgeous. -We do everything.	0:44:31	0:44:33
-I love pink on a guy. Is that bad? -That pink is great. -It's gorgeous.	0:44:33	0:44:37
-Will he do pink? -I think so.	0:44:37	0:44:39
-Would he do it with a white pant? -He would do that.	0:44:39	0:44:42
Actually, what I really need is a tuxedo,	0:44:42	0:44:46
say three buttons, size 48 regular,	0:44:46	0:44:48
a white dress shirt, I'll try the blue, as well,	0:44:48	0:44:51
And a black vernice shoe in a size ten. And two Advil.	0:44:51	0:44:56
You...speak...Prada?	0:44:57	0:45:00
Occasionally.	0:45:00	0:45:03
If you know how to dress, why come to the office looking like...	0:45:03	0:45:07
I don't want to be defined by clothes or labels or family or...	0:45:11	0:45:15
Why would you be defined by family?	0:45:15	0:45:18
My mother is Elinor Sherman, New York socialite.	0:45:20	0:45:24
Excuse me. Did you say your mother is Elinor Sherman?	0:45:24	0:45:28
Did she tell you that we dressed her for the Met gala?	0:45:28	0:45:31
She just looked stunning.	0:45:31	0:45:33
Congratulations on having such a fabulous mother!	0:45:33	0:45:37
My parents are divorced. I grew up in England with my dad.	0:45:37	0:45:42
He's great. Very down-to-earth, totally different from my mother.	0:45:42	0:45:47
Anyway, she wasn't interested until I was an adult.	0:45:47	0:45:52
At which point it was assumed that I would just fall into line.	0:45:52	0:45:55
-For the throne? -Ha!	0:45:55	0:46:00
No, for the, erm,	0:46:00	0:46:03
the family business.	0:46:03	0:46:05
-What's the business? -Owning stuff.	0:46:06	0:46:10
Real estate, erm, internet businesses...	0:46:10	0:46:13
Er...	0:46:13	0:46:15
-Cable companies. Oh, don't... -Oh, sorry!	0:46:16	0:46:19
I'm sorry!	0:46:19	0:46:20
I chose to succeed on my own terms,	0:46:24	0:46:27
not kowtow to some controlling family.	0:46:27	0:46:30
What's Dantay West?	0:46:30	0:46:33
HE LAUGHS	0:46:33	0:46:36
Do you have a take on everything in life?	0:46:36	0:46:40
BOTH: Yes!	0:46:40	0:46:41
What would your take be on...	0:46:41	0:46:44
me?	0:46:44	0:46:46
Go on.	0:46:46	0:46:49
What would the Girl in the Green Scarf's take be on Luke Brandon?	0:46:49	0:46:54
As an investment, you pretty much suck.	0:46:56	0:46:59
-What? -You're a workaholic.	0:46:59	0:47:03
You put in all these hours, but you don't reap the rewards.	0:47:03	0:47:07
It goes into someone else's pocket.	0:47:07	0:47:10
But you're a great editor.	0:47:13	0:47:15
And now...	0:47:18	0:47:20
..you look like one.	0:47:21	0:47:23
Drank a lot of mojitos. Drank too many mojitos!	0:47:23	0:47:28
It wasn't always work and no play.	0:47:28	0:47:31
-Gracias. -Gracias.	0:47:31	0:47:34
-Cheers! -Mm!	0:47:34	0:47:36
Oh, por favor.	0:47:37	0:47:39
Pick one.	0:47:39	0:47:40
-Hm? Are you serious? -Hm-hm.	0:47:40	0:47:42
I love this one!	0:47:42	0:47:44
But look at the red one. The red one's really cute.	0:47:44	0:47:46
Pick one.	0:47:46	0:47:48
No, this is gorgeous. Simple.	0:47:48	0:47:51
Perfect.	0:47:51	0:47:52
But why did you buy me a fan?	0:47:52	0:47:55
We're going to dance.	0:47:55	0:47:56
-I don't know how to do this kind of dancing! -I do.	0:47:56	0:47:59
SULTRY LATIN MUSIC	0:47:59	0:48:02
OK.	0:48:04	0:48:06
Just follow me.	0:48:06	0:48:09
-No... -Oh.	0:48:10	0:48:12
Oh!	0:48:32	0:48:33
You know, my instinct is that you should have your own business.	0:49:26	0:49:30
THEY BOTH LAUGH	0:49:30	0:49:32
-That's your instinct? -Yes.	0:49:32	0:49:35
Your delivery has arrived, sir. Shall I send it up?	0:49:35	0:49:37
-No. I'll take that. -OK. -Thank you.	0:49:37	0:49:40
And my other instinct is that I should take this to the ball.	0:49:40	0:49:43
-No? What do you think? -You know, Rebecca, about the ball,	0:49:43	0:49:47
there's, erm...	0:49:47	0:49:49
There's something I need...	0:49:49	0:49:51
Well, finally!	0:49:51	0:49:53
Luke, where have you been?	0:49:55	0:49:59
I've been looking for you. We have a dinner reservation.	0:49:59	0:50:02
Ah, did you go shopping?	0:50:04	0:50:06
Yes. Rebecca's been helping me pick something out for the ball.	0:50:06	0:50:11
That's perfect. I went shopping, too.	0:50:11	0:50:14
We're going to look so major together!	0:50:14	0:50:17
Aren't you glad I convinced you to go with me?	0:50:17	0:50:19
That's what I was trying to...	0:50:19	0:50:22
Oh. Oh, great. It'll be so much fun.	0:50:22	0:50:25
I'm going to... I'm going to go. Great!	0:50:25	0:50:28
W-Wait, Rebecca! Don't go! Just...	0:50:28	0:50:30
come out for a drink. You know Alicia and...	0:50:30	0:50:33
Yes, come out for a drink.	0:50:33	0:50:35
I would. I'd love to. I just... I have to make some calls.	0:50:35	0:50:39
-I'll see you in New York. -Too bad. See ya. Good night.	0:50:39	0:50:43
# Takes time	0:50:43	0:50:45
# Living in a world when you don't know who to trust	0:50:45	0:50:48
# Next time	0:50:48	0:50:50
# Slow it down and don't feel you have to rush	0:50:50	0:50:52
# You'll be fine	0:50:52	0:50:57
# Takes time... #	0:50:57	0:50:59
HER MOBILE RINGS	0:50:59	0:51:01
# Takes time... #	0:51:01	0:51:02
-Hey, Suze. -'Don't come home!' -I am home.	0:51:04	0:51:07
Well, don't come to the front door!	0:51:07	0:51:09
DOOR BUZZER	0:51:09	0:51:10
'It's Derek Smeath.'	0:51:10	0:51:12
-Keep driving! -Rebecca Bloomwood?	0:51:12	0:51:16
Oh, God, oh, God!	0:51:16	0:51:17
-Don't panic. -OK! -What did you tell him?	0:51:17	0:51:20
I told him that your Aunt Ermintrude died of malaria.	0:51:20	0:51:23
She died in a skydiving accident! Her parachute didn't open!	0:51:23	0:51:27
How am I supposed to know? She doesn't exist!	0:51:27	0:51:30
I've made mistakes but I'm turning my life around.	0:51:30	0:51:33
I'm going to go to the ball, impress Alette Naylor.	0:51:33	0:51:36
-Here! All I have to do first is buy a new dress. -Bex, no!	0:51:36	0:51:39
-Absolutely not. You have 10,000 dresses already. -You exaggerate!	0:51:39	0:51:43
I know the dress. It's perfect. You got it at the thing.	0:51:43	0:51:46
I hope we didn't throw it away at the de-cluttering.	0:51:46	0:51:50
Oh, Bex! Imagine you wearing this dress,	0:51:50	0:51:54
walk past the mirror, would you be jealous?	0:51:54	0:51:56
Yes! Oh, my gosh. I forgot I even had this dress!	0:51:56	0:52:00
Fluke would love you in that dress!	0:52:00	0:52:02
SHE SIGHS	0:52:02	0:52:04
Don't talk about Fluke.	0:52:04	0:52:06
Why? What happened?	0:52:06	0:52:08
Alicia Bitch Longlegs is what happened.	0:52:08	0:52:11
I hate her. Who is she?	0:52:11	0:52:13
She's the girl with the perfect everything.	0:52:13	0:52:16
Well, Luke is a raging moron!	0:52:16	0:52:18
He's going to be so bummed when you show up looking like a knockout!	0:52:18	0:52:22
You're going to be a total hottie!	0:52:22	0:52:26
SHE SIGHS HAPPILY	0:52:26	0:52:27
It's perfect.	0:52:27	0:52:29
All I have to do now is buy a new bag.	0:52:29	0:52:32
Oh, my God. There has to a bag somewhere in this room.	0:52:32	0:52:34
Do not open that closet!	0:52:34	0:52:37
Suze! Suze! Suze! Suze, are you there?	0:52:41	0:52:44
Oh... Oh, my God!	0:52:44	0:52:47
-You didn't throw anything away, did you? -I'm sorry.	0:52:47	0:52:52
OK. I know what you need.	0:52:54	0:52:58
My name is Joyce and I'm a shopaholic.	0:52:58	0:53:02
-ALL: Welcome, Joyce. -Thank you.	0:53:02	0:53:04
I'm the wife of a textile importer.	0:53:04	0:53:06
My husband found my secret stash in the linen closet.	0:53:06	0:53:09
He found my cruisewear and now he says that there won't be a cruise!	0:53:09	0:53:14
-ALL: Ohh! -OK, hang in there, Joyce.	0:53:14	0:53:16
What about you, Ryuichi? How was your week?	0:53:16	0:53:18
My name is Ryuichi... and I'm a shopaholic.	0:53:18	0:53:22
ALL: Hi, Ryuichi.	0:53:22	0:53:24
It is six months, three weeks and four days	0:53:24	0:53:28
since I last used my credit card.	0:53:28	0:53:29
THEY GASP IN ADMIRATION	0:53:29	0:53:31
That's just wonderful!	0:53:31	0:53:32
You're an inspiration to all of us. Did you hear that, Joyce?	0:53:32	0:53:36
What about you, Mr Freak?	0:53:36	0:53:38
My name is D Freak. I'm a shopaholic.	0:53:38	0:53:42
ALL: Welcome.	0:53:42	0:53:43
I'm also a former NBA player.	0:53:43	0:53:46
We'll get back to that.	0:53:46	0:53:49
Erm, I cracked at Cartier today.	0:53:49	0:53:52
How many did you buy this time?	0:53:52	0:53:54
Er, I got seven. One for every different day of the week.	0:53:54	0:53:57
-See, I got the Santos and... -Keep coming back, OK?	0:53:57	0:54:00
Give him some support. Keep coming back.	0:54:00	0:54:03
-Which store? -Rebecca!	0:54:03	0:54:05
Why don't you share your story?	0:54:05	0:54:08
Erm, hello, everybody. Er, I'm Rebecca Bloomwood.	0:54:09	0:54:13
ALL: Hi, Rebecca.	0:54:13	0:54:14
I just actually came here as a favour to a friend.	0:54:14	0:54:18
Erm, I mean, I like shopping. Is there anything so wrong with that?	0:54:18	0:54:22
I mean, stores are put there to enjoy.	0:54:22	0:54:26
The experience is enjoyable!	0:54:26	0:54:29
Well, more than enjoyable. It's...	0:54:29	0:54:33
It's beautiful.	0:54:33	0:54:35
The sheen of silk draped across a mannequin!	0:54:35	0:54:40
Oh, the smell of new Italian leather shoes.	0:54:40	0:54:45
Italian leather shoes, that's the best.	0:54:45	0:54:48
Oh, the rush you feel when you swipe your card, and it's approved,	0:54:48	0:54:53
and it all belongs to you!	0:54:53	0:54:56
-OK, Rebecca. Thank you for sharing! -The joy when you've bought something	0:54:56	0:54:59
-and it's just you and the shopping. -You and shopping. -Ryuichi!	0:54:59	0:55:03
All you have to do is hand over a little card.	0:55:03	0:55:05
-Pull it together! -It's the best feeling in the world.	0:55:05	0:55:08
You want to shout from the mountaintops!	0:55:08	0:55:11
-That's real talk. -You feel so... confident and alive!	0:55:11	0:55:16
-And happy? -And happy!	0:55:16	0:55:17
-And warm. -What's going on here?	0:55:17	0:55:19
I need to buy a new bag. I have to impress Alette Naylor.	0:55:19	0:55:22
-You should get a watch. -Catherine Malandrino has a sale.	0:55:22	0:55:26
You're like my soul sister. I have to go. Good luck, everybody.	0:55:26	0:55:30
-Do they have shoes there? -You sit down!	0:55:30	0:55:33
ALL: My will is strong! My wallet is closed!	0:55:33	0:55:36
ALL: I do not want to shop!	0:55:36	0:55:38
# They tried to make me go to rehab I said no, no, no	0:55:40	0:55:46
# Yes, I've been black but when I come back you'll know, know, know	0:55:46	0:55:52
# I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I'm fine	0:55:52	0:55:58
# They tried to make me go to rehab I won't go, go, go	0:55:58	0:56:04
# There's nothing, there's nothing you can teach me... #	0:56:04	0:56:10
..oh, and the green, too!	0:56:10	0:56:11
Is there anything else I haven't seen?	0:56:11	0:56:14
What's in this box? Have I seen absolutely everything?	0:56:14	0:56:17
Sparkles. Oh, I love sparkles!	0:56:17	0:56:20
Do you have any more in the back?	0:56:20	0:56:22
You.	0:56:22	0:56:23
SHE INHALES DEEPLY	0:56:23	0:56:24
You! Oh!	0:56:24	0:56:27
-I'm sorry. -Get it away all from me! Not those!	0:56:27	0:56:32
MUZAK VERSION OF "REHAB" PLAYS	0:56:36	0:56:39
ELEVATOR BELL PINGS	0:56:41	0:56:42
ELEGANT MUSIC	0:56:42	0:56:44
Alicia!	0:56:46	0:56:48
-You look stunning. -Hey. I want you to meet Luke Brandon.	0:56:48	0:56:52
-From Successful Saving. -The magazine looks great.	0:56:52	0:56:54
'There she is. OK, do not panic.	0:56:54	0:56:59
'"Hello, Alette. Since I was 14, I wanted to work at your magazine."'	0:56:59	0:57:02
Rebecca, you look so cute.	0:57:02	0:57:06
-You're unravelling. -What?	0:57:06	0:57:08
FABRIC RIPS	0:57:11	0:57:13
SHE GASPS	0:57:13	0:57:14
What?	0:57:14	0:57:15
Shame.	0:57:15	0:57:16
Hi!	0:57:19	0:57:21
SHE SHRIEKS	0:57:35	0:57:38
BOTH SHRIEK	0:57:38	0:57:41
Oh, dear!	0:57:42	0:57:44
-Oh, my God! -Sorry. Argh!	0:57:44	0:57:47
Oh, please. Oh, no. Oh, no.	0:57:47	0:57:51
-Isn't she adorable? -Yes, adorable.	0:57:51	0:57:54
Oh, oh, oh!	0:57:54	0:57:57
Oh! Now, dear, I need a glass of champagne right now.	0:57:57	0:58:01
-Coming right up. -And I'll have a gin and tonic. -Absolutely!	0:58:01	0:58:06
I'm intrigued to meet this Girl in the Green Scarf.	0:58:06	0:58:09
-Potential TV star, I hear. -They want her on the Morning Coffee show.	0:58:09	0:58:13
I think Rebecca would be great on television. She's hard to ignore.	0:58:13	0:58:18
-Excuse me! -Are they presentable? -They're beautiful. -Do not talk back!	0:58:18	0:58:23
Bus your tables. Let's move it!	0:58:23	0:58:25
I should read this Green Scarf girl.	0:58:25	0:58:28
-It seems she's very a la mode. -Real poise.	0:58:28	0:58:31
-Hey! -Argh! -What are you doing?	0:58:31	0:58:34
I need a gin and tonic and some champagne, please.	0:58:34	0:58:36
What are you, a drunk? Put that back!	0:58:36	0:58:39
On your feet, Goldilocks. We're short-staffed!	0:58:39	0:58:41
-I need food on tables now. Go! -No, I need to get...	0:58:41	0:58:44
Six more, please!	0:58:44	0:58:46
Oh! I'm not a waitress.	0:58:46	0:58:48
I know you're not, honey. You're an actress. I get it. I do.	0:58:48	0:58:52
Now go, go, go! Go!	0:58:52	0:58:54
SALSA MUSIC	0:58:54	0:58:57
What are you doing? Go out there and serve the fish!	0:59:00	0:59:03
-Argh! -Serve this table now. Do it.	0:59:03	0:59:07
SHE GASPS	0:59:08	0:59:10
-Miss Bloomwood. -Yes.	0:59:10	0:59:13
-I'll have the trout. -I'll have the salmon.	0:59:13	0:59:15
-Do you have low-fat dressing? -I'm not a waitress.	0:59:15	0:59:17
-Miss Bloomwood! -OK. Salmon here.	0:59:17	0:59:19
-The famous Miss Bloomwood? -The waitress?	0:59:19	0:59:21
-Miss Bloomwood! Put it down and sit! -Sit, yes.	0:59:21	0:59:26
DINERS GASP AND SHRIEK	0:59:27	0:59:28
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! Sorry!	0:59:28	0:59:31
Here we are. Sit down, Rebecca.	0:59:31	0:59:34
Right, ladies and gentlemen, tonight we will be serving	0:59:34	0:59:38
the brook trout and wild smoked salmon.	0:59:38	0:59:42
Mrs West, the fish from this region is a powerful aphrodisiac.	0:59:42	0:59:47
Give her two.	0:59:47	0:59:48
You serve as if you've served all your life.	0:59:48	0:59:51
Paid my way through college waiting tables.	0:59:51	0:59:54
And that fish weighs the same as the girl on your last cover.	0:59:54	0:59:57
Oooh!	0:59:57	0:59:59
Alicia, were you a salmon or a trout?	0:59:59	1:00:01
You were a trout.	1:00:01	1:00:04
Oh. Thanks for saving me in there.	1:00:14	1:00:18
So, have you filled your photo frames yet?	1:00:22	1:00:25
No. Not yet.	1:00:25	1:00:28
You could put a picture of Alicia in one.	1:00:28	1:00:32
HE LAUGHS WRYLY	1:00:32	1:00:34
Except there probably wouldn't be room for her spidery, long legs.	1:00:34	1:00:39
You know, I've always felt that spidery, long legs	1:00:39	1:00:42
were vastly overrated.	1:00:42	1:00:45
I thought she was your girlfriend.	1:00:47	1:00:49
No. She's not my girlfriend.	1:00:52	1:00:54
She's not you.	1:00:58	1:01:00
Erica, get her on the phone. Pretend she's your best friend in the world.	1:01:16	1:01:21
Find out how she got in this terrible situation.	1:01:21	1:01:23
How did she get so far behind?	1:01:23	1:01:25
And you take that information and you use it against her.	1:01:25	1:01:29
What are her motivators? Pride? Integrity? Honour? Fear?	1:01:29	1:01:32
Tell her she'll lose everything, you'll slap a lien on her house	1:01:32	1:01:35
and print it in the papers.	1:01:35	1:01:37
Take her to the edge of the cliff. Let her think you'll push her over.	1:01:37	1:01:41
At the last minute, pull her back and get what you want out of her.	1:01:41	1:01:44
That, Erica, is how you earn a commission.	1:01:44	1:01:48
Excuse me.	1:01:57	1:01:59
ELEVATOR BELL PINGS	1:02:05	1:02:08
ELEVATOR BELL PINGS	1:02:29	1:02:32
"BATMAN" MOBILE RINGTONE	1:02:42	1:02:46
Derek Smeath. Hello?	1:02:46	1:02:49
Hello?	1:02:49	1:02:50
Elevators. Thank goodness for redial.	1:02:51	1:02:55
ELEVATOR BELL PINGS	1:03:03	1:03:05
"Do not answer this call. It's Derek Smeath."	1:03:06	1:03:09
'Do not answer this call. It's Derek Smeath.'	1:03:09	1:03:12
'Do not answer this call. It's Derek Smeath.'	1:03:12	1:03:14
'Do not answer this call. It's Derek Smeath. Do not answer this call.'	1:03:14	1:03:18
ELEVATOR BELL PINGS	1:03:23	1:03:25
No, he doesn't know it yet, but he will. All right. Speak to you then.	1:03:31	1:03:35
Luke!	1:03:35	1:03:37
Good morning.	1:03:37	1:03:39
-Hi. -Hi.	1:03:39	1:03:41
-Excusez-moi. -Argh! -Am I interrupting something?	1:03:41	1:03:45
-No. -No, no.	1:03:45	1:03:46
-I've come for the Green Scarf girl. -Me?	1:03:46	1:03:49
Our esteemed Monsieur West has asked me to dress you for your TV debut.	1:03:49	1:03:54
I have one hour to shop.	1:03:54	1:03:56
I'm sorry, excuse me, but Rebecca, Derek Smeath is here.	1:03:56	1:04:02
Erm... I...	1:04:05	1:04:07
-Rebecca is being stalked. -Oh!	1:04:07	1:04:09
So exciting at Successful Saving!	1:04:09	1:04:11
I've had enough of this. I'll see him.	1:04:11	1:04:14
Luke! I never want you to meet him!	1:04:14	1:04:16
-Don't worry. I've called security. -See? She called security.	1:04:16	1:04:21
Voila. Shall we go?	1:04:21	1:04:23
-No, no. -This is outrageous! I have every right!	1:04:23	1:04:26
After the ball, I read Successful Saving and your piece was very good.	1:04:26	1:04:30
I've been observing you and you have natural street fashion, but...	1:04:30	1:04:34
-do you have genuine style? -This is an outrage!	1:04:34	1:04:39
Dressing is like any worthwhile endeavour.	1:04:42	1:04:45
It is an art but also a challenge.	1:04:45	1:04:49
Bonjour.	1:04:49	1:04:50
This dress is good for you, huh?	1:04:50	1:04:53
With maybe...	1:04:53	1:04:56
..this jacket over.	1:04:57	1:04:58
That's genius, Alette. Parfait.	1:04:58	1:05:01
Ha-ha... I think that is a great dress.	1:05:01	1:05:05
But I was thinking a little more... of something like this?	1:05:05	1:05:11
I mean, I'd pair it with a new Yves Saint Laurent coat.	1:05:15	1:05:19
Show me.	1:05:19	1:05:21
-So, Rebecca... -Mm?	1:05:21	1:05:23
Take her bag.	1:05:25	1:05:27
You are sure of your choice?	1:05:28	1:05:31
-Yeah. -Hm.	1:05:31	1:05:34
We'll see.	1:05:34	1:05:36
'Do not answer this call. It's Derek Smeath.	1:05:43	1:05:46
'Do not answer this call. It's Derek Smeath.	1:05:46	1:05:48
'Do not answer this call. It's Derek Smeath.	1:05:48	1:05:53
'Do not answer this call. It's Derek Smeath.	1:05:53	1:05:56
'Do not answer this call. It's...'	1:05:56	1:05:59
Hello.	1:05:59	1:06:01
Ah, yes.	1:06:05	1:06:08
Is perfect.	1:06:08	1:06:10
So, unfortunately, I cannot stay,	1:06:10	1:06:12
but I am looking forward to seeing how you accessorise for your debut.	1:06:12	1:06:16
-Thank you! -Goodbye.	1:06:16	1:06:19
-Oh, God. -Is there a problem?	1:06:25	1:06:29
Pretty much my entire first month's salary.	1:06:30	1:06:33
Hm. But isn't it worth it?	1:06:33	1:06:35
No peeking. Don't peek. Can you see? Get up here. Now turn this way.	1:06:37	1:06:44
Don't peek. Don't peek.	1:06:44	1:06:45
-OK. Open! -Argh!	1:06:45	1:06:49
And look, look, look! The best part!	1:06:49	1:06:51
ALL SHRIEK	1:06:51	1:06:53
-Do you love it? -It's so her!	1:06:55	1:06:57
Bex, this is so exciting! I'm getting married	1:06:57	1:07:00
and you love your dress, you're getting to Alette...	1:07:00	1:07:03
What's in that bag?	1:07:03	1:07:05
Oh. That's just a dress that Alette chose for me for the TV show.	1:07:05	1:07:10
Mom, can you go get a cupcake?	1:07:10	1:07:13
How much did it cost?	1:07:14	1:07:16
Alette gets an incredible discount.	1:07:17	1:07:19
-You still go to Shopaholics Anonymous? -Yes!	1:07:19	1:07:22
-Because you promised. -I know!	1:07:22	1:07:25
Oh, excuse me. Are you going to the shopaholics meeting?	1:07:33	1:07:37
-Yes. -Could you do me a favour and stow these in your trunk?	1:07:37	1:07:41
Looks bad entering a self-help shopping group with a Barneys bag.	1:07:41	1:07:44
Ha! I know exactly what you mean!	1:07:44	1:07:47
-Leave it to me. -OK.	1:07:47	1:07:49
-OK. Save me a seat, huh? -OK.	1:07:49	1:07:52
CHURCH BELL TOLLS	1:07:52	1:07:54
Thank you!	1:07:54	1:07:56
My name is Miss Korch. I am your new group leader.	1:07:59	1:08:02
I do things differently.	1:08:02	1:08:04
Miss Bloomwood?	1:08:07	1:08:09
You're willing to give away money for things you don't need,	1:08:09	1:08:12
so why not give away things you don't need for no money?	1:08:12	1:08:16
-But I really need those things! -I'll show you who really needs them!	1:08:16	1:08:20
Steady! Steady. Courage, woman.	1:08:20	1:08:22
Oh, my. Colourful.	1:08:22	1:08:24
-This is my bridesmaid's dress. -Please!	1:08:24	1:08:26
How many of us have used that one before?	1:08:26	1:08:29
ALL TITTER	1:08:29	1:08:32
OK. I just want you to take these clothes and do good.	1:08:32	1:08:36
Miss Bloomwood, wasn't that liberating?	1:08:36	1:08:40
Bravo!	1:08:40	1:08:42
ALL CHEER	1:08:42	1:08:44
ALL CHANT GROUP MANTRA	1:08:46	1:08:47
Back to the basement.	1:08:47	1:08:49
I couldn't be prouder.	1:08:49	1:08:52
-There's been a mistake. The dresses I gave in, I need them back. -Christy!	1:08:52	1:08:56
-Yes? -Can't sell those dresses. There's been a mistake. -No returns.	1:08:56	1:09:02
I really need these dresses! I could bring back something else.	1:09:02	1:09:05
-Something better. -No exchanges.	1:09:05	1:09:08
-OK, so, erm, I'll buy 'em. -You will? That's great. We need every cent.	1:09:08	1:09:14
-OK. How much? -110.	1:09:14	1:09:17
A hun... What? How is this a charity store?	1:09:17	1:09:19
-This is from Barneys. -I know.	1:09:19	1:09:22
OK. I don't have enough for both.	1:09:22	1:09:25
-This one's 20. -Maybe come back for this one?	1:09:25	1:09:28
Which is more important?	1:09:28	1:09:31
'Got money issues? Who hasn't?'	1:09:31	1:09:34
Tarkie, Tarkie, she's on!	1:09:34	1:09:37
-'..we have the gurus of Successful Saving...' -This is her?	1:09:37	1:09:39
'..the Girl in the Green Scarf, Rebecca Bloomwood...'	1:09:39	1:09:43
She looks like an expert. How are her accessories?	1:09:43	1:09:45
Hey, Janice. She's in the...	1:09:45	1:09:48
Whoa. What channel?	1:09:48	1:09:51
'Finance. Not my thing.'	1:09:51	1:09:53
ALL LAUGH	1:09:53	1:09:54
-Jane. -Yeah?	1:09:54	1:09:56
Janey. Janey!	1:09:56	1:09:58
-What? -'Then I read your columns and I'm like,	1:09:58	1:10:02
-wow, I get it!' -Right. Which is exactly the point.	1:10:02	1:10:05
-So much financial journalism is really... -It's really boring.	1:10:05	1:10:08
I'm with you on that!	1:10:08	1:10:10
ALL LAUGH	1:10:10	1:10:11
Yes! Go, Bex!	1:10:11	1:10:13
It's not accessible. But ordinary people have the most in savings.	1:10:13	1:10:17
It is. It's people like my mom and dad.	1:10:17	1:10:20
Ow!	1:10:20	1:10:22
'Tell us about the coat.'	1:10:22	1:10:24
Tell the audience what you wrote about the cashmere coat and worth.	1:10:24	1:10:28
-Well, that's you. -No, no.	1:10:28	1:10:30
-He inspired me. -Awww!	1:10:30	1:10:34
'It's the difference between cost and worth.'	1:10:34	1:10:36
Essentially something you can't see and touch,	1:10:36	1:10:38
but it's actually the most valuable commodity in America, and that's...	1:10:38	1:10:44
Trust.	1:10:44	1:10:46
Trust.	1:10:46	1:10:48
I'm loving you guys. Who knew that debt could be so much fun?	1:10:49	1:10:53
We have a bit more time to get questions from the audience.	1:10:53	1:10:56
Is there anybody with any financial issues that would... Yes, you, sir.	1:10:56	1:11:02
Well, I'm having trouble with debt.	1:11:02	1:11:06
OK. Mortgage debt, car debt?	1:11:06	1:11:09
Miss Bloomwood's debt.	1:11:10	1:11:13
SHE LAUGHS	1:11:13	1:11:14
-Miss Bloomwood's debt? -That's right.	1:11:14	1:11:17
SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY	1:11:17	1:11:19
Pff!	1:11:19	1:11:20
I'm from All City Debt Collection Agency. My name is Derek Smeath.	1:11:20	1:11:24
-Oh! -'All-righty.'	1:11:24	1:11:26
For God's sake, can I just say	1:11:26	1:11:28
that this man has been stalking Rebecca for the past year?	1:11:28	1:11:31
Yes, I have.	1:11:31	1:11:33
To recover unrepaid credit	1:11:33	1:11:35
on a store card totalling 9,412 and a quarter.	1:11:35	1:11:40
Is this for real?	1:11:40	1:11:42
No, I'm sorry, because he is her ex-boyfriend.	1:11:42	1:11:46
Really?	1:11:47	1:11:50
No wonder she didn't bring him home.	1:11:50	1:11:52
That's good!	1:11:54	1:11:55
AUDIENCE LAUGHS	1:11:55	1:11:56
I tell you, the more you look at me, the funnier that gets.	1:11:56	1:12:00
ALL LAUGH	1:12:00	1:12:01
OK. Well, er, my ex-girlfriend told me she couldn't meet me today	1:12:02	1:12:08
because I might risk contamination	1:12:08	1:12:10
with an infection she picked up in Finland.	1:12:10	1:12:12
-Did you know she was part Finnish? -OK!	1:12:14	1:12:17
We're on limited time. Is there anybody else that would...	1:12:17	1:12:20
No, no, no! The best is yet to come.	1:12:20	1:12:22
-Oh, God! -Did you realise our Miss Bloomwood	1:12:22	1:12:26
is currently in hospital with depression? With gallstones?	1:12:26	1:12:30
"Cheque is in the mail" 14 times.	1:12:30	1:12:32
-"Cheque is lost in the mail" 14 times. -Who else has a question?	1:12:32	1:12:36
Recovering from a chemical fruit-acid peel.	1:12:36	1:12:38
Called back for a second tour of duty in Basra.	1:12:38	1:12:42
ALL LAUGH	1:12:42	1:12:44
Which of these excuses is true? Are any of them?	1:12:47	1:12:51
Will the real Rebecca Bloomwood please stand up?	1:12:51	1:12:54
At least I don't have to worry about you being stalked!	1:13:00	1:13:03
-Luke, you don't understand! -No, you're right, I don't!	1:13:03	1:13:06
So do what I hired you to do,	1:13:06	1:13:08
and make the truth clear to somebody who absolutely doesn't understand!	1:13:08	1:13:12
-I shop. -You lie because you shop?	1:13:12	1:13:15
-I... -OK, OK. Why do you shop?	1:13:15	1:13:19
-Well... -Come on, come on! -You're not giving me time.	1:13:19	1:13:22
Time for what? To make something up? For once, tell me the truth.	1:13:22	1:13:26
Because when...	1:13:29	1:13:31
When I shop, the world gets better. The world is better.	1:13:31	1:13:36
And then it's not any more and I need to do it again.	1:13:36	1:13:41
What about honesty?	1:13:47	1:13:48
What about credibility?	1:13:50	1:13:53
I wanted to tell you, but I-I...	1:13:53	1:13:56
I only took the job to get to Alette.	1:13:56	1:13:59
I wish you all the best with that.	1:14:10	1:14:12
-Luke, I'm so sorry. -No, no.	1:14:12	1:14:14
I understand. The whole thing was a lie.	1:14:14	1:14:18
That absolutely makes sense.	1:14:21	1:14:23
# You're breaking my heart	1:14:38	1:14:40
# You're tearing it apart Boo-hoo	1:14:40	1:14:45
# Now I've gone insane	1:14:46	1:14:50
# And you're breaking my glasses, too, OK? #	1:14:50	1:14:53
Is she wearing my bridesmaid's dress?	1:14:53	1:14:56
Suze! That, I can absolutely explain!	1:14:56	1:15:01
OK!	1:15:01	1:15:04
Explain.	1:15:04	1:15:05
Oh...	1:15:05	1:15:08
EXPLAIN!	1:15:09	1:15:12
SHE SOBS	1:15:14	1:15:17
-Oh, God... -Suze!	1:15:20	1:15:22
Mr West, I like Luke Brandon.	1:15:24	1:15:27
But it would seem on recent evidence,	1:15:27	1:15:30
Mr Brandon allowed his objectivity to lapse.	1:15:30	1:15:35
Mr Brandon?	1:15:36	1:15:38
HE SIGHS	1:15:40	1:15:42
Rebecca Bloomwood...	1:15:42	1:15:45
Rebecca Bloomwood was... the most vivacious,	1:15:50	1:15:55
funny,	1:15:55	1:15:57
inspiring woman I have ever met.	1:15:57	1:16:01
And she lived a lie.	1:16:01	1:16:03
We know that now.	1:16:04	1:16:07
But what she wrote in her columns was the truth.	1:16:08	1:16:12
She had a voice.	1:16:12	1:16:15
She spoke to people who never believed that they could understand,	1:16:15	1:16:18
and who loved it when they found that they could. And I loved it.	1:16:18	1:16:23
Rebecca Bloomwood let me down.	1:16:29	1:16:33
But the Girl in the Green Scarf never did.	1:16:34	1:16:38
HORN TOOTS	1:16:43	1:16:46
As for you...	1:16:47	1:16:50
if Luke Brandon and his attitude aren't fitting in at Dantay West,	1:16:50	1:16:54
there's really only ever one solution.	1:16:54	1:16:58
Maybe we should start a new magazine.	1:17:01	1:17:05
A magazine driven purely by the voices of its writers.	1:17:05	1:17:10
A part of the company, but outside the gates, you know?	1:17:10	1:17:15
Yeah, sounds...sounds great.	1:17:15	1:17:18
Yeah. It's unexpected, but, you know...	1:17:18	1:17:20
You have drive, Mr Brandon.	1:17:20	1:17:23
And vision. I've been impressed.	1:17:23	1:17:26
Oh, it will be tough-going to start, but...	1:17:26	1:17:29
that's the way Cy and I built this company.	1:17:29	1:17:32
On the day that we put that sign up over the door, "Dantay West",	1:17:32	1:17:38
that was when we knew that we'd made the right decision.	1:17:38	1:17:42
So here's to our new venture.	1:17:42	1:17:45
Well, I, erm...	1:17:47	1:17:50
I...I can't believe it.	1:17:50	1:17:53
I'm going to kill her. (SIGHS)	1:17:53	1:17:56
Mr West, when you put that sign above the door,	1:17:56	1:18:01
-you wanted to make your name in the world? -More than anything else.	1:18:01	1:18:06
So do I.	1:18:06	1:18:08
..talk to her.	1:18:14	1:18:16
Sweetie, honestly, do you think it's too...	1:18:17	1:18:20
-"Raising Financially Fit Kids." -Do you think it's too late for this?	1:18:20	1:18:23
It's never too late. Glad we went to that book fair?	1:18:23	1:18:26
Pretty amazing, ain't it? That's why your mother and I love coming here.	1:18:31	1:18:35
Reminds us of our childhood in Finland.	1:18:36	1:18:40
Your mom and I think	1:18:41	1:18:43
if the American economy...	1:18:43	1:18:46
can be billions in debt and still survive, so can you.	1:18:46	1:18:49
The RV is worth about 13...	1:18:52	1:18:55
-No. Dad! -We want to.	1:18:55	1:18:56
I will kill you if you sell it.	1:18:56	1:18:59
It completely defines you. Completely.	1:18:59	1:19:04
Nothing defines me...	1:19:05	1:19:08
except you and your mother.	1:19:08	1:19:11
MUSIC: "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Greg Laswell	1:19:13	1:19:17
# The phone rings	1:19:29	1:19:31
# In the middle of the night	1:19:31	1:19:35
# My mother says, "When you gonna live your life right?"	1:19:36	1:19:40
# Well, Mother, dear	1:19:42	1:19:45
# We're not the fortunate ones	1:19:45	1:19:49
# Oh, girls, they	1:19:49	1:19:52
# Wanna have fun	1:19:52	1:19:55
# Oh, girls, they	1:19:56	1:20:00
# It's all they really want	1:20:00	1:20:07
-# Those girls, they wanna have fun. # -So she really did it?	1:20:08	1:20:15
And it all worked.	1:20:15	1:20:18
-What do you mean? -You mean you don't know?	1:20:18	1:20:22
Oh, this is good.	1:20:22	1:20:24
Alette Naylor is going to see the little Green Scarf girl	1:20:24	1:20:28
to give her the one thing that she wants most in all the world.	1:20:28	1:20:33
And now I'm stuck with her.	1:20:33	1:20:37
I'm happy to have found you, Rebecca.	1:20:37	1:20:40
I went to Mr West to...	1:20:40	1:20:42
Ah. Thank you.	1:20:42	1:20:44
-Oh! Ha-ha! Charles et Diana. -No, no.	1:20:44	1:20:46
Not from Indiana! They're from England.	1:20:46	1:20:48
-No, she said Charles and Diana. -Yes, well...	1:20:48	1:20:51
I went to see Mr West to petition for clemency, which he gave.	1:20:51	1:20:56
And is Luke Brandon OK?	1:20:56	1:20:58
Unfortunately, Monsieur Brandon is no longer with Dantay West.	1:20:58	1:21:02
But he'll land on his feet.	1:21:02	1:21:05
He's a Sherman, after all.	1:21:05	1:21:09
Rebecca, you may not know this,	1:21:09	1:21:12
but your appearance on that TV show	1:21:12	1:21:14
has struck a nerve with many, many girls.	1:21:14	1:21:18
They identify with you.	1:21:18	1:21:20
Your column will be...	1:21:20	1:21:23
"Affordable Fashion".	1:21:23	1:21:26
500 words, once a month.	1:21:26	1:21:29
-Welcome to Alette. -Oh! -I can do affordable fashion.	1:21:29	1:21:32
I know where all the sales are!	1:21:32	1:21:34
Yes, she does! In fact, she got that from me.	1:21:34	1:21:38
No, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't.	1:21:38	1:21:42
Cake?	1:21:42	1:21:44
Yes.	1:21:44	1:21:46
Oh, no, no, no! Vraiment. Tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny.	1:21:47	1:21:50
-Oh. -No, tiny. Tiny! Tiny!	1:21:50	1:21:54
Mm.	1:21:54	1:21:56
-Thank you. -Ohh!	1:22:05	1:22:08
You will make your column personal.	1:22:08	1:22:11
You'll take pieces from your own wardrobe. Like this, for example.	1:22:11	1:22:14
-This is very pretty. -They're swell. -This season.	1:22:14	1:22:18
Well, they're Louboutins, so, I mean, they're not affordable fashion.	1:22:18	1:22:23
Fear not.	1:22:23	1:22:25
Chez Alette, we print the prices very small!	1:22:25	1:22:29
SHE LAUGHS	1:22:29	1:22:31
After all, what are credit cards for, uh?	1:22:31	1:22:34
You must know that.	1:22:34	1:22:36
Yeah. Wow.	1:22:38	1:22:39
SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY	1:22:39	1:22:42
Yeah, no, I, er... I know all about credit cards.	1:22:42	1:22:46
And final notices and debt collectors.	1:22:46	1:22:49
-Erm, they should print that in the fashion magazines, right? -Hm-hm.	1:22:49	1:22:54
Rebecca, you have a moral conscience.	1:22:54	1:22:58
-But if you want to work for my magazine... -No, I really...	1:22:58	1:23:01
I want to work at Alette.	1:23:01	1:23:03
What's the matter, baby?	1:23:03	1:23:05
I just have that really annoying feeling in the pit of my stomach.	1:23:05	1:23:09
-You know that feeling? -Yes!	1:23:09	1:23:12
-I get it in the back of my head. -Yeah, you know what I mean?	1:23:12	1:23:15
You want to do something, but you feel like you shouldn't?	1:23:15	1:23:18
-That's it! -I get heartburn.	1:23:18	1:23:20
SHE SIGHS	1:23:20	1:23:23
I just... I have made so many mistakes,	1:23:25	1:23:30
and I feel like taking this job would be another one.	1:23:30	1:23:35
Before you make your decision, know this.	1:23:35	1:23:38
-When I leave zis 'ouse, the -hopportunity -leave with me.	1:23:38	1:23:42
Well, then, you should both go.	1:23:44	1:23:47
C'est la vie.	1:23:50	1:23:53
You're a Sherman.	1:23:53	1:23:57
Can't you finance this yourself?	1:23:57	1:24:00
I'm asking if you will back me.	1:24:00	1:24:04
I'm asking... if I am a good investment.	1:24:04	1:24:09
All right, people! This is it!	1:24:12	1:24:14
I want you to think of it as a toxic little monkey on your back!	1:24:14	1:24:18
Do it, Freak! BUT anybody who cries will have to cut two cards.	1:24:18	1:24:24
ALL GASP	1:24:24	1:24:26
I'm Rebecca Bloomwood and I'm a shopaholic! ALL: Hi, Rebecca.	1:24:26	1:24:30
I destroyed my career on national television.	1:24:30	1:24:33
I lied to the man I love. I hurt my best friend.	1:24:33	1:24:38
I invented a stalker. And I don't even speak Finnish.	1:24:38	1:24:41
But I have a plan, and I need your help.	1:24:41	1:24:44
Who's with me?	1:24:44	1:24:47
# Hey, hey	1:24:51	1:24:52
# Don't matter what you're wearing	1:24:52	1:24:54
-# Hey, hey -It's about the way you wear it... #	1:24:54	1:24:57
Shut up. Sale of the century.	1:24:57	1:25:00
Forward to all employees.	1:25:01	1:25:03
Send.	1:25:03	1:25:05
COMPUTER BEEPS	1:25:17	1:25:18
Luke, sorry. May I take a long lunch?	1:25:18	1:25:22
-Sure. What are you doing? -Oh, I have an appointment.	1:25:22	1:25:27
With whom?	1:25:27	1:25:28
A...person.	1:25:28	1:25:30
Well, I suppose she has to, er, clear the decks.	1:25:41	1:25:45
Make room for all those free clothes from Alette!	1:25:45	1:25:49
Go, Hayley.	1:25:51	1:25:54
-Bags! -Ready!	1:26:02	1:26:03
-Accessories! -Ready!	1:26:03	1:26:05
-Shoes! -Ready.	1:26:05	1:26:07
-Millinery. -What you call me?	1:26:07	1:26:09
-Hats. -Oh.	1:26:09	1:26:11
They're getting antsy out there!	1:26:18	1:26:21
-Ready when you are, Miss Bloomwood. -Open the doors, Dad!	1:26:21	1:26:26
There's plenty for everyone!	1:26:32	1:26:34
SHE SQUEALS	1:26:34	1:26:36
You'll note the delicious colour, the smart collar	1:26:36	1:26:39
and these classic buttons.	1:26:39	1:26:41
-30 is my final offer. -I'll give you 30 to leave my table.	1:26:41	1:26:44
-What would your mother like? -Sobriety.	1:26:44	1:26:47
It's a good... It's a lucky top.	1:26:47	1:26:50
These are real Prada shoes, ladies.	1:26:50	1:26:52
They go with the same pink as this scarf.	1:26:52	1:26:55
And the handbag. Oh, and the gloves.	1:26:55	1:26:58
OK, you know what? Not for sale. Not for sale.	1:26:58	1:27:00
-Miss Ptaszinski! -I'm OK.	1:27:00	1:27:03
And now...	1:27:03	1:27:06
-It's the green scarf. -An icon...	1:27:10	1:27:13
Supple, sensual, the colour of money.	1:27:13	1:27:17
Rebecca always had such fabulous taste. No wonder she's at Alette.	1:27:17	1:27:21
Becky didn't end up at Alette. She turned that "hoppertunity" down.	1:27:21	1:27:26
-What? Why? -Yes, Jane Bloomwood, hi. -Hi!	1:27:26	1:27:29
Now who will be the next Girl in the Green Scarf?	1:27:29	1:27:34
-50! -Anyone else?	1:27:34	1:27:37
-70! -90!	1:27:37	1:27:39
ALL GASP	1:27:39	1:27:40
90 right here!	1:27:40	1:27:42
-Excuse me. -Who's going to be the It Girl?	1:27:42	1:27:44
I have a bidder on the phone. 120.	1:27:44	1:27:46
-120 for the beautiful, famous, elegant... -150!	1:27:46	1:27:49
Don't sell it. You've sold so much already.	1:27:49	1:27:52
-200! -250.	1:27:52	1:27:56
ALL GASP	1:27:56	1:27:57
250!	1:27:57	1:27:58
I have 250. The bid is against you at 250.	1:27:58	1:28:02
Well?	1:28:02	1:28:04
-300! -(GASPS)	1:28:04	1:28:07
And you can tell your friend on the phone I'll match anything they bid.	1:28:07	1:28:11
-She's like an assassin. -300.	1:28:11	1:28:15
Going once...	1:28:15	1:28:17
Going twice...	1:28:18	1:28:21
My bidder withdraws.	1:28:21	1:28:23
Sold! For 300 to the lady in pink.	1:28:23	1:28:26
CHEERING	1:28:26	1:28:28
Wait!	1:28:30	1:28:32
Er...	1:28:34	1:28:37
-Don't wear it with yellow. -Never.	1:28:48	1:28:51
It could bring you love.	1:28:51	1:28:53
Thank you.	1:28:53	1:28:56
SHE SIGHS	1:28:56	1:28:58
APPLAUSE	1:29:00	1:29:02
One, two, three, four. That's another 1,000.	1:29:11	1:29:15
Wow.	1:29:15	1:29:17
16,586, 72 cents.	1:29:17	1:29:21
You are a winner, babe!	1:29:21	1:29:22
ALL SHRIEK	1:29:22	1:29:24
Oh, my God!	1:29:24	1:29:26
-Agh! -Mr Smeath.	1:29:49	1:29:52
What the hell is this? What are you doing?	1:29:52	1:29:56
I'm doing what you did to me on that television show, Derek.	1:29:56	1:29:59
I'm just giving you what you deserve.	1:29:59	1:30:01
But in the most inconvenient way possible.	1:30:01	1:30:04
And that, I think, makes 9,412.	1:30:04	1:30:10
Oh. And a quarter.	1:30:10	1:30:13
WOMEN FUSS AND COO	1:30:19	1:30:22
I've got it. I've got it.	1:30:31	1:30:32
OK. Ladies, it's time!	1:30:37	1:30:39
How did you get it back?	1:30:42	1:30:45
I did a deal.	1:30:45	1:30:47
Get her some flowers!	1:30:59	1:31:02
-Ready, sweetie? -Bex! Come here.	1:31:12	1:31:16
SHE LAUGHS	1:31:26	1:31:28
# In the wintertime	1:31:38	1:31:41
# Keep your feet warm	1:31:41	1:31:44
# But keep your clothes on	1:31:44	1:31:46
# And don't forget me	1:31:46	1:31:51
# Keep the memories	1:31:51	1:31:55
# But keep your powder dry, too	1:31:55	1:32:00
# Now don't forget me	1:32:05	1:32:08
# Please don't forget me	1:32:08	1:32:12
# Make it easy on me just for a little while	1:32:12	1:32:19
# You know I think about you	1:32:19	1:32:22
# I hope you think about me, too	1:32:22	1:32:27
# When we're older	1:32:33	1:32:36
# A little slower	1:32:36	1:32:39
# It doesn't matter now	1:32:39	1:32:42
# Come on, get happy	1:32:42	1:32:46
# Cos nothing lasts forever	1:32:46	1:32:50
# But I will always love you... #	1:32:50	1:32:54
UPLIFTING MUSIC AND APPLAUSE	1:33:16	1:33:18
MUSIC STOPS	1:33:32	1:33:35
You sold all your clothes and kept that?	1:33:35	1:33:38
-It's Suze's... -Wedding.	1:33:48	1:33:50
I know.	1:33:50	1:33:52
I'm an investigative journalist, Rebecca. Give me some credit.	1:33:52	1:33:56
You really sold it all?	1:34:07	1:34:10
-You have nothing left? -I mean... I wouldn't put it like that.	1:34:11	1:34:17
SHE GASPS	1:34:21	1:34:24
Neither would I.	1:34:24	1:34:27
The bidder on the phone was you.	1:34:27	1:34:30
But you lost!	1:34:30	1:34:33
Both bidders were me.	1:34:35	1:34:37
It's a desperately important scarf.	1:34:40	1:34:44
UPLIFTING MUSIC	1:34:48	1:34:51
'Name - Rebecca Bloomwood.	1:35:15	1:35:18
'Occupation - I am a columnist for Luke's new magazine.	1:35:18	1:35:22
'Dress - borrowed from Suze	1:35:23	1:35:26
-'as I am a reformed shopaholic.' Hey, Ryuichi! -Wow!	1:35:26	1:35:29
'It is amazing what you have time to do when you're not shopping.	1:35:29	1:35:33
'I actually learned Finnish.'	1:35:33	1:35:35
SHE SPEAKS FINNISH	1:35:35	1:35:38
Ahh...	1:35:38	1:35:41
'And instead of a relationship with my credit card,	1:35:41	1:35:45
'I have a relationship with someone who loves me back.	1:35:45	1:35:48
'And never declines me.'	1:35:49	1:35:51
-Where do you get your moves? -Who knows? It just comes naturally.	1:35:51	1:35:57
You're right. It's a mystery.	1:35:59	1:36:03
MUSIC: "Stuck With Each Other" by Shontelle feat. Akon	1:36:06	1:36:10
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd	1:36:12	1:36:15
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Confessions of a Shopaholic

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