Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

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Your Highness, please allow me to make this little contribution.	0:00:41	0:00:44
No, I cannot accept it.	0:00:44	0:00:47
But think what they could do for your cause!	0:00:47	0:00:50
They would mean freedom for many of my people but I will not take them.	0:00:50	0:00:55
Please...please! These could save the lives of many men.	0:00:55	0:00:59
The men of my country are proud and would die before accepting charity.	0:00:59	0:01:04
Think of the lives of the women, the mothers...	0:01:04	0:01:08
Our women fight alongside the men. They are also too proud to accept charity.	0:01:08	0:01:13
Then consider the lives of the children, the innocent...children.	0:01:14	0:01:19
But...for the children!	0:01:21	0:01:24
FRENCH ACCENT: She's the blonde in the blue sequined dress.	0:03:35	0:03:38
Extremely rich,	0:03:38	0:03:40
very married, eminently corruptible,	0:03:40	0:03:43
and a willing infidel.	0:03:43	0:03:46
Perfect.	0:03:52	0:03:53
PUNTERS PLACE BETS IN FRENCH	0:03:58	0:04:00
Sept.	0:04:31	0:04:33
< Faites vos jeux, messieurs.	0:04:43	0:04:46
Please see what you can get for this.	0:04:46	0:04:49
-Not the royal ring, Your Highness! -Ssh! Do you want the world to know?	0:04:49	0:04:54
Excuse me. Is that man actually royalty?	0:05:13	0:05:17
No, madame. But you call him Your Highness.	0:05:17	0:05:21
A faux pas. Please forget it. You can trust me. I won't tell.	0:05:21	0:05:26
I am the police chief of Beaumont sur Mer. You Americans think you can buy anyone!	0:05:26	0:05:33
I'm SO sorry. I've already caused the prince...	0:05:33	0:05:37
Prince? Ssh!	0:05:37	0:05:40
He sounded like he was in trouble.	0:05:40	0:05:43
Maybe I can help. If you want to help,	0:05:43	0:05:46
forget all you have seen and heard.	0:05:46	0:05:49
Forget the very existence of that brilliant, extraordinary man	0:05:49	0:05:54
of destiny.	0:05:54	0:05:56
Your Highness.	0:06:04	0:06:06
Your Highness! Don't be alarmed. I can be trusted.	0:06:06	0:06:11
-Are you one of my subjects? -No, I'm an American - Fanny Eubanks of Omaha.	0:06:11	0:06:17
I couldn't help overhearing. If you're in trouble and I can help...	0:06:17	0:06:22
Thank you, but I cannot accept.	0:06:22	0:06:24
-You've already risked too much just in speaking to me. -I want to help!	0:06:24	0:06:29
You must understand! I have enemies. They may be watching, even as we...	0:06:33	0:06:38
..my God, you're attractive!	0:06:39	0:06:43
It's late.	0:06:43	0:06:45
I must go.	0:06:48	0:06:49
Has he left? Yes, just a moment ago.	0:06:56	0:06:58
Good.	0:06:58	0:07:00
Please!	0:07:00	0:07:01
You must tell me where he lives.	0:07:01	0:07:04
I feel it only fair to warn you...	0:07:05	0:07:08
I know. He told me he has enemies.	0:07:08	0:07:11
There may also be an emotional risk.	0:07:11	0:07:14
His Highness has been a widower for five years.	0:07:14	0:07:17
For five years!	0:07:19	0:07:21
Please, Your Highness!	0:07:26	0:07:28
Fanny,	0:07:28	0:07:30
the freedom fighters thank you.	0:07:30	0:07:33
THIS is for the overhead.	0:07:36	0:07:38
This goes to you, Arthur.	0:07:38	0:07:41
This goes to you, Andre.	0:07:41	0:07:43
This goes to me. Which means it's time to go to Zurich.	0:07:43	0:07:47
Excuse me.	0:08:46	0:08:48
May I sit here, please?	0:08:48	0:08:50
-If you like. -Thank you.	0:08:50	0:08:52
Good evening, sir.	0:08:52	0:08:54
-Would you like the menu? -Oh, yes.	0:08:54	0:08:56
I'm starving!	0:08:56	0:08:59
Really starving!	0:08:59	0:09:01
The prices!	0:09:04	0:09:05
I think I'll just have some water.	0:09:08	0:09:11
Water?	0:09:11	0:09:13
Yes.	0:09:13	0:09:15
Only water? But you seemed so hungry.	0:09:19	0:09:22
I'm saving my money for something special -	0:09:22	0:09:26
my mother.	0:09:26	0:09:27
-Your mother? -Well, she's not really my mother - she's my grandmother.	0:09:27	0:09:33
But she raised me.	0:09:33	0:09:36
My real parents	0:09:36	0:09:38
didn't want me.	0:09:38	0:09:40
Oh, I'm sorry!	0:09:40	0:09:42
But my grandmother is wonderful!	0:09:42	0:09:45
She has a laugh that makes the birds sing.	0:09:45	0:09:48
But she's been quite ill lately, and the hospital bills add up.	0:09:51	0:09:56
I just want to do my share.	0:09:56	0:09:59
It's kinda tough for me because I was never very good with money.	0:09:59	0:10:04
It seems that whatever the Red Cross pays me, I just give back to them.	0:10:04	0:10:08
But I am going to help my Gram-Gram.	0:10:10	0:10:12
She is the one who taught me...	0:10:14	0:10:16
..it is better to be truthful and good	0:10:17	0:10:21
than to not.	0:10:21	0:10:24
Waiter!	0:10:32	0:10:33
What are you doing?	0:10:33	0:10:35
Waiter!	0:10:35	0:10:37
-Give this man whatever he wants. -I can't let you!	0:10:39	0:10:42
Nonsense!	0:10:42	0:10:44
I'll have a double turkey sandwich, a side order of fries, a knockwurst,	0:10:46	0:10:51
three bags of chips and two beers.	0:10:51	0:10:54
Why don't you have one? Three beers. Thank you.	0:10:54	0:10:57
Forgot I had a first-class ticket!	0:11:18	0:11:20
-That bother you? -No.	0:11:26	0:11:28
# I love to love you	0:11:30	0:11:32
# In the night... #	0:11:32	0:11:35
I couldn't help overhearing earlier. My condolences to your grandmother.	0:11:35	0:11:40
Huh?	0:11:40	0:11:42
Oh!	0:11:42	0:11:43
Oh.	0:11:43	0:11:44
Right.	0:11:45	0:11:47
Didn't you say she was taken ill?	0:11:47	0:11:49
I tell them what they wanna hear if it gets me what I want.	0:11:49	0:11:52
Rather a shabby trick, isn't it?	0:11:54	0:11:56
You've got a lot to learn about women!	0:11:58	0:12:00
Yes, I'm afraid I am a bit naive when it comes to the weaker sex.	0:12:00	0:12:05
Freddy Benson.	0:12:11	0:12:14
And you are?	0:12:14	0:12:16
Lawrence Jamieson.	0:12:16	0:12:18
You're married, aren't you?	0:12:20	0:12:23
You can tell?	0:12:23	0:12:25
Listen.	0:12:25	0:12:26
WE'RE the weaker sex. Men don't live as long.	0:12:26	0:12:30
We get more heart attacks, strokes, prostate trouble.	0:12:30	0:12:35
I say it's time for a change.	0:12:35	0:12:37
I say let them give US money. Let's live off THEM for a while.	0:12:37	0:12:42
That probably shocks a guy like you.	0:12:42	0:12:44
Well, it's rather revolutionary.	0:12:44	0:12:47
Do you really think it's possible?	0:12:47	0:12:49
Look what I did in the dining car!	0:12:49	0:12:52
She gave me 100 francs! That's like...20 bucks!	0:12:52	0:12:56
Do you know how it feels to take a woman for 20 bucks?	0:12:56	0:13:00
No, I'm afraid it's a little out of my class.	0:13:00	0:13:04
HE TUTS	0:13:04	0:13:05
What?	0:13:05	0:13:07
Too bad!	0:13:07	0:13:09
Could've had a blast on the Riviera.	0:13:09	0:13:11
You're headed for the Riviera?	0:13:16	0:13:17
Yeah. To a little town that's crawling with rich women.	0:13:17	0:13:22
Oh? And what town is that?	0:13:22	0:13:24
Er, Beaumont sur Mer.	0:13:24	0:13:28
Beaumont?! I'm afraid you've been misinformed.	0:13:30	0:13:34
It used to be a lively spot,	0:13:34	0:13:36
but it was taken over by retired couples.	0:13:36	0:13:39
Are you sure?	0:13:39	0:13:41
I live there. I'm seen as the town's playboy!	0:13:41	0:13:45
HE WHISTLES	0:13:45	0:13:48
All the social activity has gone to the Italian Riviera - Portofino.	0:13:48	0:13:53
Huh!	0:13:53	0:13:55
Doesn't hurt to check it out. Some of these sleepy towns do pay off.	0:13:55	0:14:00
Excuse me.	0:14:01	0:14:03
I must phone my wife and children.	0:14:03	0:14:05
I always let them know what time I'm arriving.	0:14:05	0:14:08
-They really got you on a leash! -I'm afraid so.	0:14:08	0:14:12
TRAIN WHISTLE	0:14:14	0:14:17
Well, here we are!	0:14:38	0:14:40
Older, retired couples?!	0:14:47	0:14:50
-You have a ride into town? -Yes.	0:14:50	0:14:52
-You can give me a lift! -Where's your hotel? -I never make reservations.	0:14:52	0:14:57
Is this train going to Portofino?	0:14:57	0:15:00
Yes, it is. But we're getting off. Right?	0:15:00	0:15:03
Excuse me.	0:15:03	0:15:05
-We're getting off, right? -Er...	0:15:08	0:15:10
Gee!	0:15:13	0:15:14
-How far up is Portofino? -Portofino?	0:15:14	0:15:17
About 170 kilometres. I live there.	0:15:17	0:15:20
-No?! -Yes.	0:15:20	0:15:22
Come and stay with me and go to Portofino later.	0:15:22	0:15:26
But my grandmother's waiting for me there.	0:15:26	0:15:29
Your grandmother is in Portofino?	0:15:29	0:15:31
-Yes. Actually, she's quite ill. -Oh!	0:15:31	0:15:34
Give my best to your grandmother. I hope her health improves. Ciao.	0:15:34	0:15:39
-Ciao. -Ciao.	0:15:39	0:15:42
-Your phone call did not give me much time. -Marion was perfect!	0:15:52	0:15:56
Make sure she gets back all right, Andre.	0:15:56	0:16:00
May I ask why she was necessary?	0:16:01	0:16:04
This idiot in my compartment fancied himself as a player.	0:16:04	0:16:09
Said he was going to go hunting in my Beaumont.	0:16:09	0:16:13
You can afford to dismiss amateurs. Surely he was no match for you!	0:16:13	0:16:18
You can't be too careful.	0:16:18	0:16:20
A poacher who shoots at rabbits may scare big game away.	0:16:20	0:16:25
Lawrence, listen to zis.	0:16:42	0:16:45
"A clever, young American con artist, nicknamed the Jackal,	0:16:45	0:16:49
"has been working Western Europe."	0:16:49	0:16:52
If he's in the papers, how clever can he be?	0:16:52	0:16:55
To business.	0:16:55	0:16:57
Krista Knudsen.	0:16:58	0:17:00
Widow of Lars Knudsen,	0:17:01	0:17:04
the Danish match king.	0:17:04	0:17:06
She left the Excelsior Hotel in Genoa at 0740 hours this morning	0:17:09	0:17:14
in a white Ferrari.	0:17:14	0:17:16
She should be arriving at approximately...	0:17:16	0:17:20
Ah-ha!	0:17:20	0:17:21
Here she is now.	0:17:21	0:17:22
-I'd like to help your grandmother. -Oh, no! -Yes. -I wouldn't accept...	0:17:26	0:17:32
That's strange! She's with a young man.	0:17:32	0:17:37
-Please, I insist! -I'm going to pay you back!	0:17:37	0:17:40
The poacher?	0:17:40	0:17:42
Yes. And he's no longer satisfied with rabbits.	0:17:42	0:17:47
Monsieur Police Inspector, can you arrange something for me?	0:17:47	0:17:51
-I'm going to pay you back. -No!	0:17:51	0:17:55
The usual?	0:17:55	0:17:56
Bonjour!	0:18:03	0:18:04
Bonjour!	0:18:04	0:18:06
Bonjour!	0:18:11	0:18:13
Yoo-ha-ha!	0:18:21	0:18:23
Yee-ha!	0:18:34	0:18:36
# Dee de de dah!	0:18:36	0:18:38
# Dee de DAH! #	0:18:38	0:18:40
Monsieur!	0:18:42	0:18:43
Merci.	0:18:45	0:18:46
Do a big pose. Something like that!	0:18:49	0:18:52
All right! Here we go! Here we go!	0:18:52	0:18:54
OK! Two more! How much is that?	0:18:57	0:19:00
Have you seen enough, Mrs Knudsen?	0:19:05	0:19:07
The money was for his grandmother's operation!	0:19:07	0:19:10
Here we go! Ha, ha!	0:19:10	0:19:12
He's a confidence man, a trickster. Will madame sign the complaint?	0:19:14	0:19:18
Gladly.	0:19:18	0:19:21
Ha, ha!	0:19:21	0:19:23
I didn't steal any money! She gave it to me!	0:19:25	0:19:28
She filed this complaint against you.	0:19:28	0:19:31
I was with another woman. You're French - you understand that!	0:19:31	0:19:35
To be with another woman is French. To be caught - that is American.	0:19:35	0:19:40
What do I do? How do I get out?	0:19:40	0:19:43
It's difficult. The charge is serious.	0:19:43	0:19:46
-And you are a vagrant, an unknown. -I am NOT a vagrant.	0:19:46	0:19:50
This is my point!	0:19:50	0:19:53
I know somebody here. I met him on a train. His name is...	0:19:53	0:19:57
His name is...	0:20:00	0:20:03
James? No!	0:20:03	0:20:05
His name is...	0:20:05	0:20:07
James Josephson - no!	0:20:07	0:20:09
James Lawrence. LAWRENCE! Lawrence...	0:20:09	0:20:13
Lawrence...	0:20:13	0:20:15
Fe...	0:20:15	0:20:17
Lawrence Fells, Lawrence Fains...	0:20:17	0:20:19
Forrest Lawrenceton.	0:20:19	0:20:22
L...Lars...	0:20:22	0:20:26
Lawrence...Lawrence...	0:20:26	0:20:29
Le...	0:20:29	0:20:30
Lawrence...	0:20:32	0:20:35
His name is James Jessonbedden.	0:20:35	0:20:36
Lawrence F...Lawrence Jesterton. Jesterton!	0:20:36	0:20:40
-Lawrence Jamieson? -Yes! YES!	0:20:42	0:20:45
Yes!	0:20:45	0:20:46
We're like this!	0:20:46	0:20:48
Freddy.	0:20:55	0:20:56
This is really very serious.	0:20:56	0:20:59
-They don't treat gigolos lightly in France. -What do you mean?	0:20:59	0:21:04
-Up until 75 years ago, they were castrated. -Don't say that word!	0:21:04	0:21:09
What do they do now?	0:21:09	0:21:11
That depends who the judge is.	0:21:11	0:21:13
Inspector, qui est le juge?	0:21:13	0:21:16
Reynoux.	0:21:16	0:21:17
Oh!	0:21:17	0:21:18
Judge Renoux.	0:21:18	0:21:20
-Ow! -Good luck.	0:21:20	0:21:23
You gotta stay. You gotta help me!	0:21:23	0:21:26
Do you have any money?	0:21:26	0:21:28
I've got about 12...er...900.	0:21:28	0:21:31
I know this chap. He'll want 5,000.	0:21:31	0:21:34
-I don't have it! -Can you get it? -I have it at home.	0:21:34	0:21:38
I could fly home and mail a cheque!	0:21:38	0:21:40
-Inspecteur! -Oui.	0:21:43	0:21:45
Est-il possible...	0:21:45	0:21:47
THEY MURMUR	0:21:47	0:21:51
Ce n'est pas possible!	0:21:51	0:21:53
Cretin!	0:21:53	0:21:55
Freddy.	0:21:57	0:21:59
He says you can go.	0:22:01	0:22:04
-He wants the money in 48 hours... -Yes!	0:22:04	0:22:08
-..or he'll inform Interpol. -OK! -It would bar you from Europe forever.	0:22:08	0:22:12
That's fine! Thank you, thank you.	0:22:12	0:22:15
Thank you, Lawrence Jamieson!	0:22:15	0:22:18
You know,	0:22:24	0:22:25
I'm pretty good at sizing people up and I think you're one terrific guy!	0:22:25	0:22:30
I get pleasure from helping people like you out.	0:22:30	0:22:33
I see you know His Highness.	0:23:42	0:23:45
Who?	0:23:45	0:23:46
-The prince! -The prince?	0:23:46	0:23:49
He shook your hand and patted you on the back.	0:23:49	0:23:52
No kidding!	0:23:54	0:23:56
And you are?	0:23:56	0:23:57
Fanny Eubanks.	0:23:57	0:23:59
Fanny Eubanks?	0:24:01	0:24:03
Of Omaha?	0:24:03	0:24:05
Of Omaha.	0:24:05	0:24:07
You don't have to cover up with me.	0:24:07	0:24:09
It may be MY money financing your mission.	0:24:09	0:24:13
You're financing my mission?	0:24:13	0:24:16
Perhaps His Highness has mentioned me?	0:24:16	0:24:19
Oh! Lady Fanny of Omaha!	0:24:28	0:24:30
He called me Lady Fanny?	0:24:30	0:24:33
Oh, yes. Lady Fanny of Omaha! He speaks of you with great affection!	0:24:33	0:24:38
Drinks, sir?	0:24:38	0:24:40
You have done a wonderful thing.	0:24:43	0:24:47
Sir.	0:25:07	0:25:08
Excuse me. I'm very sorry, sir,	0:25:08	0:25:11
but the man said it was urgent.	0:25:11	0:25:13
-What man? -The courier - he's waiting outside.	0:25:13	0:25:17
He said you would recognise the secret password.	0:25:17	0:25:21
What secret password?	0:25:21	0:25:23
Lady Fanny of Omaha! >	0:25:23	0:25:25
Hi!	0:25:32	0:25:33
Could you take this to the guest bedroom and see it's neatly pressed?	0:25:33	0:25:37
Go on, Arthur.	0:25:37	0:25:39
Wow!	0:25:41	0:25:43
Wow! WOW!	0:25:43	0:25:44
All I can say is WOW!	0:25:44	0:25:47
What an asshole I was telling YOU how to take women!	0:25:47	0:25:50
All right.	0:25:50	0:25:52
How much do you want?	0:25:52	0:25:54
Your Highness! I don't want money from a man who needs every penny to free his enslaved people!	0:25:54	0:26:01
What DO you want?	0:26:04	0:26:06
THIS!	0:26:06	0:26:08
THIS! I WANT THIS!	0:26:08	0:26:11
This is what I want!	0:26:13	0:26:15
I don't want money - I want you to teach me. I'm in your hands.	0:26:15	0:26:19
-You can't be serious. -Larry... -Lawrence!	0:26:19	0:26:23
I always wanted to be the best and I thought I was - till I met you.	0:26:23	0:26:28
I never realised how far scamming could go!	0:26:28	0:26:32
-You've opened my eyes! -Freddy, this "scamming" took YEARS to perfect.	0:26:32	0:26:38
I got time.	0:26:39	0:26:41
Why should I help you?	0:26:41	0:26:43
A guy with my mouth could ruin a lot of business round here for you.	0:26:43	0:26:48
What sort of an education did you have?	0:26:54	0:26:57
High school diploma.	0:26:58	0:27:00
And you majored in?	0:27:00	0:27:02
Metal shop.	0:27:02	0:27:05
Metal shop!	0:27:05	0:27:07
All right, I'll do it.	0:27:19	0:27:21
-Ha-ha-ha! -I'll teach you, set you up and pay you a percentage. -Great!	0:27:21	0:27:26
-But with this one understanding: -I -run this operation	0:27:26	0:27:31
-and YOU do as I say. -Great!	0:27:31	0:27:33
Classes begin after lunch.	0:27:35	0:27:36
Ha-ha-ha-ha!	0:27:36	0:27:39
I have a plan for zis Jackal.	0:27:43	0:27:45
A man who owes me a favour - Rene ze Knife -	0:27:45	0:27:48
he is a master with ze stiletto and a magician at hiding a body.	0:27:48	0:27:53
-Andre! -As police inspector, I assure you the investigation will be very slipshod.	0:27:53	0:27:59
-Stop worrying! -It's a mistake to take him in!	0:27:59	0:28:03
I am taking him in gracefully in order to get him out gracefully.	0:28:03	0:28:08
-Well done! -I look great, don't I? I know the moves! -Yes, Freddy, you're ready.	0:31:02	0:31:08
-But remember our agreement - I'm in charge and you do exactly as I say. -Exactly as you say!	0:31:08	0:31:15
I feel like a kept man!	0:31:21	0:31:23
Oh! I'm sorry!	0:31:24	0:31:27
I'm going to Andre to tell him to tear up the cheque.	0:31:27	0:31:31
You can't! I paid the 100,000 francs in cash.	0:31:31	0:31:35
(Damn!)	0:31:35	0:31:37
Don't be mad at me. He said he wouldn't let you leave unless I paid off your loan.	0:31:37	0:31:43
What else did he say?	0:31:44	0:31:47
He said you needed that money for your country to fight the communists.	0:31:47	0:31:52
It's just such a noble cause.	0:31:52	0:31:54
Please don't be angry with me - pretty please!	0:31:54	0:31:58
Here comes a creep mouse, coming to get you! There's that smile!	0:31:58	0:32:03
Daddy says we're going to have the biggest wedding Tulsa has ever seen!	0:32:03	0:32:08
When do you think we could fly back?	0:32:08	0:32:11
Perhaps we should go by ship.	0:32:11	0:32:13
Ooh!	0:32:13	0:32:15
Ruprecht loves the water.	0:32:15	0:32:17
Ruprecht?	0:32:17	0:32:19
Yes, Ruprecht.	0:32:19	0:32:21
Didn't I tell you about him?	0:32:22	0:32:25
Ruprecht is my brother.	0:32:25	0:32:27
-You have a brother? -Yes, the young prince.	0:32:27	0:32:30
You mean I'm going home with two princes?	0:32:31	0:32:35
Wherever I go, Ruprecht goes too.	0:32:35	0:32:40
When do I meet him?	0:32:40	0:32:42
He's in his room. Would you like to meet him?	0:32:42	0:32:46
I would love to!	0:32:46	0:32:49
HINGE SQUEAKS	0:32:53	0:32:56
What's he doing out here?	0:32:58	0:33:00
His quarters are here.	0:33:00	0:33:02
METALLIC BANGING	0:33:02	0:33:06
I think I should warn you that Ruprecht is, well...	0:33:13	0:33:18
special.	0:33:18	0:33:20
BANGING STOPS	0:33:23	0:33:25
THUMPING AND CRASHING	0:33:25	0:33:28
Ruprecht, it is I, your brother!	0:33:28	0:33:30
No sudden moves.	0:33:30	0:33:34
You've been banging your pots, haven't you?	0:33:51	0:33:53
I told you.	0:33:58	0:33:59
If you keep on, you won't have any pots left!	0:33:59	0:34:03
All right!	0:34:08	0:34:10
Cuddly, cuddly!	0:34:11	0:34:13
Ruprecht!	0:34:16	0:34:17
Ruprecht, don't do that!	0:34:17	0:34:19
Ruprecht! No!	0:34:19	0:34:21
Stop it, Ruprecht! Ruprecht!	0:34:21	0:34:24
He's very affectionate!	0:34:27	0:34:29
Now, come along.	0:34:29	0:34:31
Now!	0:34:35	0:34:36
I want you to meet this nice lady.	0:34:36	0:34:39
Mother!	0:34:39	0:34:40
-No, this isn't your mother. -Not mother?	0:34:40	0:34:43
But I have wonderful news!	0:34:43	0:34:46
Miss Trumble and I are going to be married.	0:34:46	0:34:50
And we're going to live in Oklahoma.	0:34:50	0:34:52
Really?	0:34:56	0:34:58
Oh, dear!	0:35:00	0:35:01
Ruprecht!	0:35:08	0:35:10
Ruprecht!	0:35:12	0:35:14
Ruprecht!	0:35:16	0:35:18
We have a guest. What do we do for guests?	0:35:18	0:35:21
What did we do when Uncle Ted was here?	0:35:21	0:35:24
No, Ruprecht.	0:35:32	0:35:34
Ruprecht! No!	0:35:36	0:35:38
After that.	0:35:38	0:35:40
We apologised.	0:35:42	0:35:43
Ruprecht!	0:36:02	0:36:03
Ruprecht!	0:36:08	0:36:09
You want the genital cuff?	0:36:09	0:36:10
Don't worry. We won't go anywhere without you.	0:36:13	0:36:17
Oklahoma! Oklahoma! Oklahoma! Oklahoma! Ohlahoma!	0:36:17	0:36:23
He'll enjoy Oklahoma's wide-open spaces.	0:36:24	0:36:28
He loves to run and run and run.	0:36:28	0:36:30
Oklahoma! Oklahoma! Oklahoma!	0:36:30	0:36:32
Not mother?	0:36:45	0:36:47
Ruprecht, she's not our mother. Go on, Diana.	0:36:47	0:36:51
-You were saying...? -I think...OW!	0:36:51	0:36:54
-Ruprecht! -May I take your trident, sir? -Yes.	0:36:54	0:36:58
-Diana...you don't think the poor should be allowed in museums? -I...	0:36:58	0:37:03
-Ruprecht, don't take the cork. -Why is the cork on the fork?	0:37:03	0:37:09
To prevent him hurting himself, and others.	0:37:09	0:37:14
Ruprecht, eat your apple sauce.	0:37:15	0:37:18
Ruprecht,	0:37:20	0:37:22
we have wonderful news.	0:37:22	0:37:24
Diana and I are going to be married.	0:37:24	0:37:29
We're going to live in Palm Beach.	0:37:29	0:37:31
Ruprecht!	0:37:33	0:37:35
-Eat your food. -Excuse me. May I go to the bathroom first?	0:37:37	0:37:42
Of course.	0:37:42	0:37:44
Thank you.	0:37:57	0:37:58
Oh!	0:37:58	0:38:01
Driving relaxes Ruprecht.	0:38:04	0:38:07
PLASTIC HORN BEEPS	0:38:08	0:38:11
Lawrence, this is the happiest day of my life!	0:38:12	0:38:17
I think my testicles are dropping!	0:38:17	0:38:20
It's been a very good month, chaps.	0:38:26	0:38:28
Now, we've got 20% for the overhead.	0:38:28	0:38:31
-For you, Arthur, 10%. -Thank you.	0:38:31	0:38:33
Ow!	0:38:33	0:38:35
-For you, Andre, 15%. -Nice work!	0:38:35	0:38:38
And the rest is for me.	0:38:38	0:38:40
-Au revoir, Lawrence. -Au revoir, Andre.	0:38:40	0:38:43
Excuse me.	0:38:47	0:38:49
What about me? What do I get?	0:38:49	0:38:51
You're a student, Freddy. You get knowledge.	0:38:51	0:38:55
I did most of the work. I should get my share of the cash.	0:38:55	0:39:00
But how could I be certain you'd spend it wisely on beauty and culture?	0:39:00	0:39:06
-I've got culture coming out my ass! -Spending money is a responsibility.	0:39:06	0:39:11
All right! How am I supposed to spend my money?	0:39:11	0:39:15
Now, all these wines are very old.	0:39:17	0:39:19
I buy them to be sure they are cared for properly.	0:39:19	0:39:23
-So you gotta a lot of wine to drink. -They are too valuable to drink.	0:39:23	0:39:28
-So you sell them? -No, they mean too much to me.	0:39:28	0:39:33
In Europe, Freddy, gardens take centuries to grow and cultivate.	0:39:34	0:39:39
This was dying until Mrs Everson's brooch paid for its preservation.	0:39:39	0:39:44
-What's the angle? -There is no angle, Freddy.	0:39:44	0:39:47
I rescued this from destruction - and donated it to the museum.	0:39:53	0:39:58
Just looking at it feeds my soul.	0:39:58	0:40:00
-May I say something here? -Of course.	0:40:01	0:40:04
Are you kidding me, or what?!	0:40:04	0:40:07
I don't get it!	0:40:07	0:40:09
Why spend money on wine I can't drink and a garden that just needs mowing?	0:40:09	0:40:16
Sculptures of naked women, I can appreciate. Otherwise, you've got to be joking!	0:40:16	0:40:22
You agreed to do what I say.	0:40:22	0:40:25
I didn't agree to you telling me how to spend my money, or to playing the monkey boy. I'm going it alone!	0:40:25	0:40:32
-Ugh! -Freddy.	0:40:32	0:40:34
You've still so much to learn!	0:40:34	0:40:37
I was doing great with MY look! I don't need your clothes or instruction.	0:40:37	0:40:43
You taught me what you know. Thanks a yahoo(!) I'm getting out of this town.	0:40:43	0:40:49
Good luck.	0:40:49	0:40:52
-The Jackal tucked his tail between his legs and crawled away. -Good!	0:41:09	0:41:14
Then eet eez business as usual?	0:41:14	0:41:17
Au revoir.	0:41:17	0:41:18
Au revoir, Andre.	0:41:18	0:41:21
< Miss! Miss!	0:41:21	0:41:23
Can I get the Wall Street Journal here? I need the latest stock prices to see how my takeover bid is going.	0:41:23	0:41:32
It's hard to get stock prices here.	0:41:32	0:41:34
Au revoir.	0:41:34	0:41:36
What are you doing here?	0:41:37	0:41:39
You know, that's a funny story.	0:41:41	0:41:44
I was at the train station, ticket in hand,	0:41:44	0:41:47
when I said to myself, "Why go? I love me here."	0:41:47	0:41:50
-So I'll be around. Lucky you! -Freddy!	0:41:50	0:41:54
Freddy!	0:41:54	0:41:56
Freddy!	0:41:56	0:41:58
There simply isn't enough room for both of us to work Beaumont sur Mer.	0:41:58	0:42:03
-Know what I think? You're scared! -Of what?	0:42:03	0:42:07
Me! Competition! You've been top dog so long you think you own the place.	0:42:07	0:42:11
Believe me, I'm not afraid of you.	0:42:11	0:42:14
You should be - I'm younger than you,	0:42:14	0:42:17
better looking than you, thinner than you.	0:42:17	0:42:20
I could kick your ass off this hill in a New York minute.	0:42:20	0:42:25
And I could have you arrested again.	0:42:25	0:42:27
And I could always call Lady Fanny of Omaha.	0:42:32	0:42:35
Freddy,	0:42:40	0:42:42
as a younger man,	0:42:42	0:42:44
I was a sculptor, painter and a musician.	0:42:44	0:42:48
There was just one problem -	0:42:48	0:42:51
I wasn't very good.	0:42:51	0:42:53
As a matter of fact, I was dreadful.	0:42:53	0:42:57
I came to the conclusion that I had taste and style,	0:42:57	0:43:01
but not talent.	0:43:01	0:43:04
I knew my limitations.	0:43:04	0:43:06
We all have limitations, Freddy.	0:43:06	0:43:09
Fortunately I discovered that taste and style were commodities that people desired.	0:43:09	0:43:15
Freddy, what I'm saying is,	0:43:15	0:43:17
know YOUR limitations. You are a moron.	0:43:17	0:43:20
You've been trying to get me out of this town ever since I came.	0:43:20	0:43:26
Tell you what - we'll make a bet.	0:43:26	0:43:28
If I lose, I leave.	0:43:28	0:43:31
If I win...YOU leave.	0:43:31	0:43:33
All right, Freddy. Suppose we try this.	0:43:33	0:43:37
We find a woman, set a price.	0:43:37	0:43:40
The first man to extract the correct amount from her wins.	0:43:40	0:43:45
But if you...	0:43:45	0:43:48
But if you lose,	0:43:48	0:43:50
you not only leave town graciously,	0:43:50	0:43:53
you promise never to come back again.	0:43:53	0:43:55
Done. Who's the woman?	0:43:55	0:43:58
Oh! GLASS SMASHES	0:43:58	0:44:02
DOGS YAP	0:44:02	0:44:05
-Charles. -Yes, monsieur? -Who is that?	0:44:16	0:44:19
Miss Janet Colgate, Monsieur.	0:44:19	0:44:22
Who is she?	0:44:22	0:44:23
-I believe she is the United States soap queen. -Thank you, Charles.	0:44:23	0:44:28
OK. How much?	0:44:33	0:44:35
She's a little young, isn't she?	0:44:35	0:44:38
Out of your league?	0:44:38	0:44:40
-Right. I'll make it easy for you. 50,000. -50,000?!	0:44:48	0:44:53
Out of YOUR league?	0:44:55	0:44:57
All right.	0:44:58	0:45:00
I could use 50,000.	0:45:00	0:45:02
First one to get 50,000 out of her.	0:45:02	0:45:05
May the best man win.	0:45:05	0:45:08
Thank you.	0:45:08	0:45:09
She is at the roulette table.	0:45:46	0:45:48
Just waiting for Your Highness(!)	0:45:48	0:45:51
And Freddy?	0:45:51	0:45:53
He has dropped from sight.	0:45:53	0:45:56
Perhaps the Jackal realised he is no match for the lion.	0:45:56	0:46:00
Keep your eyes open, Andre. He'll turn up.	0:46:00	0:46:03
Merci.	0:46:46	0:46:48
Excuse me. Excuse me.	0:47:24	0:47:26
-Ow! -Sorry, ma'am. Excuse me.	0:47:26	0:47:30
-Ow! -Oh, I'm sorry!	0:47:30	0:47:32
I'm sorry!	0:47:35	0:47:37
Pardon me.	0:47:38	0:47:40
Hi.	0:47:44	0:47:45
Thank you.	0:47:48	0:47:50
Sorry.	0:47:52	0:47:54
Excuse me.	0:47:54	0:47:56
Thank you.	0:47:56	0:47:57
Pardon me, miss.	0:48:05	0:48:07
Would you mind placing a bet for me?	0:48:07	0:48:10
-It's terribly difficult for me to reach the table. -Sure, what number?	0:48:10	0:48:15
The way my luck's been running,	0:48:17	0:48:19
would you pick a number for me?	0:48:19	0:48:22
I could use all the luck I can get.	0:48:24	0:48:26
< Vingt-deux, noir.	0:48:39	0:48:41
Miss, would you ask if the gentleman could advance me something on this?	0:48:50	0:48:55
< I am sorry, I cannot, monsieur.	0:48:55	0:48:58
That's fine. Thank you.	0:48:58	0:49:00
FREDDY SOBS	0:49:06	0:49:09
Excuse me.	0:49:16	0:49:18
< Monsieur wins again.	0:49:18	0:49:20
Listen!	0:49:26	0:49:27
Maybe I can help you.	0:49:27	0:49:30
-That was my last chance. -Last chance for what?	0:49:30	0:49:33
My last chance for an operation.	0:49:33	0:49:36
Shouldn't the navy pay for your operation?	0:49:36	0:49:39
It's not for me!	0:49:41	0:49:43
It's for my grandmother.	0:49:43	0:49:46
I just got word from the hospital that she's in pretty bad shape.	0:49:46	0:49:51
If they don't operate soon, she might...	0:49:51	0:49:54
I'm sorry! I don't even know you and I'm bothering you with my problems.	0:49:54	0:49:59
Please don't feel that way!	0:49:59	0:50:02
Why don't you just tell me what they are?	0:50:02	0:50:06
Just one stroke of bad luck after another.	0:50:10	0:50:14
Andre, come with me.	0:50:14	0:50:16
10,000 francs!	0:50:27	0:50:29
That's almost 2,000.	0:50:29	0:50:32
I don't know how to thank you.	0:50:34	0:50:37
But I want you to know that you have saved the life of a wonderful person.	0:50:39	0:50:45
YOU are a wonderful person. Thank you.	0:50:45	0:50:48
You're welcome.	0:50:49	0:50:51
Freddy, would an operation help YOU?	0:50:55	0:50:59
No.	0:50:59	0:51:00
-My problem isn't physical. It's emotional. -Really?	0:51:00	0:51:04
I'm on six weeks' MTL.	0:51:05	0:51:08
Mental Trauma Leave.	0:51:09	0:51:11
What happened?	0:51:11	0:51:13
Well, I was engaged	0:51:13	0:51:15
to a girl back in the States,	0:51:15	0:51:18
and we loved to dance.	0:51:18	0:51:21
We wanted to be professionals. Isn't that silly?	0:51:21	0:51:25
We got an opportunity to perform on TV, on Dance USA.	0:51:26	0:51:31
We decided that if we won, we'd get married.	0:51:31	0:51:36
So we went on, and we danced,	0:51:36	0:51:39
and we won!	0:51:39	0:51:40
Oh, great!	0:51:40	0:51:42
And in the excitement,	0:51:42	0:51:45
we got separated.	0:51:45	0:51:47
So I went back to the studio.	0:51:47	0:51:50
And there they were...	0:51:51	0:51:54
..naked,	0:51:55	0:51:57
dancing.	0:51:57	0:51:59
And then they stopped,	0:52:00	0:52:03
and they made love right there on the dance floor.	0:52:03	0:52:06
Who was she with?	0:52:06	0:52:09
Danny Terrio, the host of Dance USA.	0:52:14	0:52:18
I'm sorry.	0:52:18	0:52:22
In the morning, I woke up,	0:52:26	0:52:29
and my legs were useless - numb.	0:52:29	0:52:32
Oh, my God!	0:52:32	0:52:35
-I couldn't walk. -Oh, my God!	0:52:35	0:52:38
Well, surely someone can help you?	0:52:42	0:52:45
Yeah, but...	0:52:45	0:52:46
What?	0:52:46	0:52:47
There's this psychiatrist - Dr Emil Schauffhausen of the Schauffhausen Clinic in Liechtenstein.	0:52:47	0:52:55
Why don't you go to him?	0:52:55	0:52:58
Emil Schauffhausen is in demand all over the world. He gets astronomical fees.	0:52:58	0:53:04
It's not something I can handle.	0:53:04	0:53:07
What do you mean by astronomical?	0:53:07	0:53:10
50,000.	0:53:12	0:53:14
That IS a lot of money.	0:53:15	0:53:17
SOFT MUSIC	0:53:21	0:53:24
THE DANCERS GIGGLE	0:53:24	0:53:26
Are you OK?	0:53:26	0:53:28
Oh, God!	0:53:28	0:53:31
They're dancing.	0:53:31	0:53:33
They're dancing!	0:53:33	0:53:34
Freddy, we're going to my room right now to write to Dr Schauffhausen.	0:53:36	0:53:41
Oh, God! They're dancing! Oh, take me from this place!	0:53:41	0:53:45
Oh, GOD!	0:53:45	0:53:48
FREDDY SOBS	0:53:48	0:53:51
I wish you hadn't written these things. I sound like a hero!	0:54:05	0:54:10
Well, they're true, aren't they?	0:54:10	0:54:13
Yes. But you shouldn't have promised him the money.	0:54:13	0:54:16
Where am I going to get 50,000?	0:54:16	0:54:18
Leave that to me, Freddy. When the time comes, you'll have it.	0:54:18	0:54:22
I'll mail this and be right back.	0:54:22	0:54:25
Janet.	0:54:25	0:54:27
Thank you.	0:54:29	0:54:31
# Number one, number one, number one! #	0:54:38	0:54:41
MESSENGER: Dr Schauffhausen!	0:54:48	0:54:50
Dr Emil Schauffhausen!	0:54:50	0:54:53
Dr Schauffhausen! >	0:54:54	0:54:57
Dr Emil Schauffhausen!	0:54:57	0:55:00
SHE GASPS Hello again!	0:55:08	0:55:11
Are you Dr Schauffhausen?	0:55:11	0:55:14
Yes, Fraulein.	0:55:15	0:55:17
This is a miracle! I just wrote you a letter about someone who needs your help!	0:55:17	0:55:25
Gut! I look forward to reading it when I get back to my clinic.	0:55:25	0:55:30
Auf Wiedersehen.	0:55:30	0:55:32
What?	0:55:32	0:55:33
Goodbye.	0:55:33	0:55:35
Oh.	0:55:35	0:55:36
Could I just talk to you for a minute?	0:55:40	0:55:43
Please. I am on my vacation.	0:55:43	0:55:46
An American naval officer, Fred Benson, sat by you at the roulette table.	0:55:46	0:55:52
Benson?	0:55:52	0:55:54
In the wheelchair.	0:55:54	0:55:56
Is he ze one who wrote me all zose letters about his fiancee running off with a dancer?	0:55:56	0:56:02
Yes! He's right here in the hotel.	0:56:02	0:56:06
I hate to disturb you, Dr Schauffhausen,	0:56:06	0:56:09
but could you just take a look at him?	0:56:09	0:56:12
-I am sorry for... What is your name? -Janet Colgate.	0:56:12	0:56:17
I am sorry, Janet. But if I see your friend Benson, I have to see everyone.	0:56:17	0:56:23
I must draw ze line somewhere.	0:56:23	0:56:26
If it's a matter of money, I've...	0:56:27	0:56:30
You HAVEN'T given him money?	0:56:30	0:56:32
-Just a little, for his grandmother. -Don't give him any more.	0:56:32	0:56:37
Why?	0:56:37	0:56:38
You see,	0:56:38	0:56:39
his ego has taken one shattering blow from a woman.	0:56:39	0:56:44
If he accepts charity from a woman, zat is another blow.	0:56:44	0:56:49
-It makes my work harder. -So you'll see him?	0:56:49	0:56:53
All right. I'll see him.	0:56:53	0:56:55
-That's wonderful! -But remember what I said - no money for him.	0:56:55	0:57:00
If I do decide to take zis case, you must pay ze fee directly to me.	0:57:00	0:57:06
-You understand? -Absolutely.	0:57:06	0:57:09
All right.	0:57:09	0:57:11
Where is ze boy?	0:57:11	0:57:14
SHE GIGGLES	0:57:18	0:57:20
Freddy.	0:57:26	0:57:28
# Freddy!	0:57:30	0:57:31
# Where are you? #	0:57:32	0:57:35
Boy, you can really get lost in one of these big places!	0:57:35	0:57:39
I have a wonderful surprise for you.	0:57:39	0:57:42
-What? -Cover your eyes.	0:57:42	0:57:45
You are a nut!	0:57:47	0:57:49
Go on!	0:57:49	0:57:51
Who is the one person in this world, outside of your grandmother, that you would like most to see?	0:57:52	0:58:00
I give up. Who?	0:58:00	0:58:03
Dr Emil Schauffhausen!	0:58:03	0:58:06
SHE GIGGLES	0:58:10	0:58:12
At last we meet, Officer Benson.	0:58:12	0:58:15
After all zose letters, I feel I know you.	0:58:15	0:58:18
-He can't believe it's you. -Yes, I think zat's it.	0:58:20	0:58:25
I am here to help you, my boy.	0:58:25	0:58:28
Great!	0:58:28	0:58:31
Let's have a look at zose legs.	0:58:36	0:58:40
So - you are numb from ze waist down.	0:58:41	0:58:45
-Is that correct? -Yes, sir.	0:58:47	0:58:50
Completely numb? No feeling whatsoever?	0:58:50	0:58:53
That's right.	0:58:53	0:58:55
So you won't feel Mr Piggy, then?	0:58:59	0:59:01
No!	0:59:03	0:59:04
Tell me if you feel zis.	0:59:08	0:59:10
Tickle, tickle, tickle!	0:59:10	0:59:14
No.	0:59:16	0:59:18
We must try something else.	0:59:24	0:59:28
Something a little more stringent!	0:59:28	0:59:31
CANE SWISHES	0:59:56	0:59:59
Tell me - do you feel zis?	1:00:02	1:00:06
No.	1:00:09	1:00:10
How about...	1:00:16	1:00:17
..zat?	1:00:18	1:00:20
-Nothing. -Nothing, huh?	1:00:21	1:00:23
Watch yourself, Janet. Back a bit.	1:00:23	1:00:26
Thank you.	1:00:26	1:00:29
How about...	1:00:31	1:00:34
this?!	1:00:34	1:00:35
Nothing?	1:00:38	1:00:39
Any feeling there?	1:01:00	1:01:02
No?	1:01:04	1:01:05
-Zis case intrigues me. I will treat Officer Benson. -Did you hear that?!	1:01:07	1:01:13
I am renting a villa. We will move him in and I will go to work on him.	1:01:16	1:01:21
Do you really think you can make him walk again?	1:01:21	1:01:25
I will have him running, jumping, shouting, screaming,	1:01:25	1:01:29
or my name isn't Emil Schauffhausen!	1:01:29	1:01:33
Ze third!	1:01:33	1:01:35
Look - he's so happy, he's crying!	1:01:38	1:01:40
Your Highness!	1:02:24	1:02:26
Mrs Reed!	1:02:32	1:02:34
I didn't recognise you for a moment. How vonderful to see you.	1:02:34	1:02:39
Protector of the Velt.	1:02:39	1:02:42
What a pleasant surprise.	1:02:42	1:02:45
-How was your mission to Belahavula? -A great success, sanks to you. -I feel so proud!	1:02:45	1:02:51
May I present Lady Janet. Lady Janet, Mrs Reed.	1:02:51	1:02:56
Hello. Hello.	1:02:56	1:02:58
-Your Highness. -Yes? -Your accent! -I am travelling incognito.	1:02:58	1:03:02
Oh, I see!	1:03:02	1:03:04
(How are the freedom fighters?)	1:03:04	1:03:07
Lady Janet is one of us.	1:03:07	1:03:10
Ooooh, wonderful!	1:03:10	1:03:14
And...?	1:03:14	1:03:15
This is my Royal Adjudant, General Benson.	1:03:15	1:03:19
How do you do?	1:03:19	1:03:21
Charmed.	1:03:21	1:03:23
Your High...	1:03:23	1:03:24
-Let's have lunch. -Oh, thank you!	1:03:24	1:03:28
-I will telephone you. -Oh, please!	1:03:28	1:03:31
One of my former patients.	1:03:35	1:03:38
Unfortunately incurable.	1:03:38	1:03:41
Freddy, isn't this beautiful? I can't believe this is happening!	1:04:18	1:04:24
He's sacrificing his vacation and sharing his villa. It's incredible!	1:04:24	1:04:29
Arthur, Miss Colgate will stay at ze hotel. Officer Benson will stay with us.	1:04:29	1:04:35
You are close to my room. I shall keep my eyes on you night and day.	1:04:35	1:04:40
Ze villa has a fascinating history.	1:04:40	1:04:43
Welcome to Hell.	1:04:46	1:04:48
This is so beautiful!	1:04:51	1:04:54
Janet, we haven't discussed my fee yet. It will be 50,000.	1:04:54	1:04:59
Yes. I'll have to call my father.	1:04:59	1:05:01
-I wish it was lower, but the clinic does not allow zat. -I understand.	1:05:01	1:05:06
-Let me show you ze rest of ze villa. -OK.	1:05:06	1:05:08
TYRES SCREECH	1:05:08	1:05:11
What about Freddy?	1:05:15	1:05:17
Freddy, go to your room!	1:05:17	1:05:19
I'd like to come upstairs, too.	1:05:19	1:05:22
Of course you would. Come on!	1:05:22	1:05:26
-But he can't. -He can. It's all in his mind.	1:05:27	1:05:31
It seems so cruel.	1:05:31	1:05:33
Trust me. I am a doctor.	1:05:33	1:05:35
First I will show you ze music room.	1:05:44	1:05:47
Oh, my goodness!	1:05:51	1:05:53
Isn't zis beautiful? I love all zese old musical instruments.	1:05:53	1:05:58
Zis music box is my favourite. Listen.	1:05:58	1:06:02
MUSIC PLAYS	1:06:02	1:06:04
People used to dance to this.	1:06:04	1:06:07
MUSIC: "La Donna e Mobile" by Mozart	1:06:07	1:06:11
Oh...!	1:06:18	1:06:19
Freddy!	1:06:19	1:06:21
I heard the music and I pulled myself up the stairs.	1:06:21	1:06:26
Then I saw you and him...	1:06:26	1:06:29
DANCING!	1:06:29	1:06:30
Ze more he sees us dance, ze more he will get used to it.	1:06:30	1:06:35
FREDDY WAILS	1:06:35	1:06:38
-It's awful to see us like this, isn't it? -Janet, you're right.	1:06:38	1:06:43
Ah...!	1:06:43	1:06:45
-Now he can't see us. -FREDDY WAILS	1:06:45	1:06:49
-This is terrible! -No pity!	1:06:49	1:06:52
I know it is hard, but it is only through our strength zat Freddy will find his.	1:06:52	1:06:59
MUSIC CONTINUES	1:06:59	1:07:02
FREDDY WAILS AND BANGS AT DOOR	1:07:03	1:07:07
I have a splendid day planned for Freddy.	1:07:14	1:07:18
-But I need your help to succeed. -Of course.	1:07:18	1:07:22
You will sit here, I will sit here,	1:07:22	1:07:26
and Freddy will sit zere.	1:07:26	1:07:28
Aha.	1:07:28	1:07:30
I found this in Officer Benson's room.	1:07:30	1:07:34
Thank you, Arthur.	1:07:34	1:07:37
What does it say?	1:07:42	1:07:44
"I've lost hope. Please see that my grandmother gets my insurance.	1:07:47	1:07:52
"If my body's washed ashore, have it cremated and tossed over the Swanee River."	1:07:52	1:07:58
He's going to drown himself!	1:07:58	1:08:02
There he is, doctor!	1:08:02	1:08:04
Sit down, sit down. It's a bluff to gain sympathy.	1:08:04	1:08:08
Pretend to enjoy yourself. Laugh out loud.	1:08:13	1:08:17
Ha-ha-ha!	1:08:17	1:08:18
-Er...ha... -Louder!	1:08:18	1:08:20
Hur-hur-hur...	1:08:20	1:08:22
Ha-ha-ha!	1:08:22	1:08:24
JANET LAUGHS UNCONVINCINGLY	1:08:24	1:08:26
LAUGHTER AND CHAT IN THE DISTANCE	1:08:26	1:08:30
He's looking. Keep laughing.	1:08:33	1:08:35
ARTHUR: Excuse me, sir. The man is here with your satellite dish.	1:08:35	1:08:41
What satellite dish?	1:08:41	1:08:42
I'll be right back.	1:08:48	1:08:50
Vot would I vant viz a satellite dish?	1:08:52	1:08:56
A-A-R-GH!	1:09:28	1:09:30
Freddy!	1:09:32	1:09:34
I'M OUT OF CONTROL!	1:09:34	1:09:37
OH! OH! OH!	1:09:38	1:09:40
I'M OUT OF CONTROL!! OH, MY GOD!	1:09:40	1:09:43
OH, NO!	1:09:43	1:09:45
OH, NO!	1:09:45	1:09:47
Freddy!	1:09:47	1:09:48
Oh, Freddy! Freddy!	1:09:48	1:09:51
Freddy!	1:09:54	1:09:55
Freddy!	1:09:55	1:09:57
Freddy!	1:10:00	1:10:02
Don't!	1:10:02	1:10:03
Freddy! Stop, please!	1:10:05	1:10:07
Don't make me crawl round you! This sand is hot!	1:10:09	1:10:12
Then just stop.	1:10:12	1:10:15
When you're not looking, I will come back and do it right!	1:10:15	1:10:20
Then I won't leave you. I'm getting Dr Schauffhausen.	1:10:20	1:10:23
Janet. Janet!	1:10:23	1:10:26
JANET!	1:10:26	1:10:28
Not him.	1:10:28	1:10:29
He hates me. He's torturing me!	1:10:29	1:10:32
He doesn't hate you.	1:10:32	1:10:34
He may seem strict, but he's trying to help.	1:10:34	1:10:38
Can't we just stay here a little bit longer? Please?	1:10:38	1:10:42
Well...	1:10:45	1:10:47
Mm-hmm.	1:10:55	1:10:56
Just as I thought.	1:10:57	1:10:59
I'm sorry I was so depressed this morning.	1:10:59	1:11:03
It's just that last night, I had a dream about HER.	1:11:03	1:11:08
Oh!	1:11:08	1:11:09
I remembered	1:11:11	1:11:13
how I used to stare at her	1:11:13	1:11:16
and just sit and touch her face	1:11:16	1:11:20
like this.	1:11:20	1:11:22
That is so sweet.	1:11:24	1:11:26
-She was the first girl I kissed. -Really?	1:11:26	1:11:30
And now...	1:11:30	1:11:32
..I will probably never kiss another girl for the rest of my life.	1:11:32	1:11:37
Freddy, that is ridiculous! You're attractive, exciting and sensitive.	1:11:37	1:11:42
I'm sure there are a million women who would LOVE to kiss you.	1:11:42	1:11:47
I want to ask you a question, and I want you to be honest with me.	1:11:55	1:11:59
OK.	1:11:59	1:12:01
Am I attractive and exciting to YOU?	1:12:03	1:12:05
-Miss Colgate! -Oh!	1:12:21	1:12:23
Can we talk?	1:12:25	1:12:27
I'm sorry.	1:12:30	1:12:31
-Janet, I am dropping zis case. -PLEASE don't!	1:12:31	1:12:35
I shouldn't have done it, but I felt sorry for him.	1:12:35	1:12:39
When you heard about his girlfriend and the dancer, how did you feel?	1:12:39	1:12:44
-It made me physically sick. -Then PLEASE help him. Please!	1:12:44	1:12:50
All right. I will.	1:12:50	1:12:52
Thank you.	1:12:52	1:12:54
But we MUST hide our pity.	1:12:54	1:12:56
You and I must be his role model.	1:12:56	1:12:59
We must enjoy ourselves so much that Freddy will want to jump out of ze wheelchair and join us!	1:12:59	1:13:06
I'll try, but it won't be easy.	1:13:06	1:13:08
I will be zere to help you.	1:13:08	1:13:11
How much of this can he stand?	1:13:50	1:13:52
-Don't show any pity. Enjoy yourself. -Are you sure? -Yes! Come on.	1:13:52	1:13:59
Isn't she fabulous? Wouldn't you like to dance viz her?	1:14:04	1:14:08
What's stopping you? Get out of zat chair and dance viz ze girl!	1:14:08	1:14:14
OK, if you just want to sit there and miss all ze fun...	1:14:14	1:14:18
BRITISH ACCENT: Oi, mate!	1:14:30	1:14:33
Who's the arsehole? I'd like to smack him one!	1:14:34	1:14:39
MUSIC BECOMES RAUNCHY	1:14:43	1:14:46
I wouldn't mind so much, but she used to be MY girl.	1:14:53	1:14:58
If I could get her alone, I'd have a chance.	1:14:58	1:15:02
But HE's always around.	1:15:02	1:15:05
Love put him in zat chair. Perhaps love could get him out.	1:15:11	1:15:16
Would you mind if I gave you a little kiss?	1:15:16	1:15:20
-Well, if you think it would help... -Yes, I think it would. -OK. -Right.	1:15:20	1:15:25
What do you reckon?	1:15:48	1:15:50
Oi!	1:15:50	1:15:52
There's a transport plane leaving for Honduras at one o'clock tonight.	1:15:52	1:15:57
How would you like your friend to be on it?	1:15:57	1:16:00
Good night, Freddy.	1:16:28	1:16:30
I'll be right back. Think happy thoughts.	1:16:30	1:16:33
Doctor, do you think the therapy is working?	1:16:39	1:16:43
-Yes. I am terribly pleased. -Oh, good!	1:16:43	1:16:46
Sorry about the delay in paying your fee. It took longer than I thought to raise the money.	1:16:47	1:16:54
You had to RAISE ze money?	1:16:54	1:16:57
Well, the cash prize wasn't enough, so I had my father sell the car and the furniture and all the jewellery.	1:16:57	1:17:04
-Vot prize? -From the contest. I was chosen as the United States Soap Queen.	1:17:04	1:17:10
That's why I'm on this free trip to Europe.	1:17:10	1:17:14
Your father doesn't OWN ze United States Soap Company?	1:17:14	1:17:19
No! I just use their laundry detergent!	1:17:19	1:17:23
You see, I entered their contest, and then I won.	1:17:23	1:17:27
You barely know Freddy,	1:17:28	1:17:31
but you'd sell everything you owned for him?	1:17:31	1:17:35
Well, I'm keeping the mink.	1:17:35	1:17:37
Is that wrong?	1:17:37	1:17:39
Knowing I helped a man like Freddy to live again is worth more to me	1:17:39	1:17:45
than the car, the furniture or the jewellery.	1:17:45	1:17:49
I couldn't ask for a better prize.	1:17:49	1:17:51
I never knew zat people like you existed.	1:17:53	1:17:57
You are generous, sincere...	1:17:59	1:18:02
You are wonderful.	1:18:03	1:18:06
Thank you.	1:18:07	1:18:09
Well...good night.	1:18:10	1:18:13
Night.	1:18:13	1:18:14
Freddy, get it into your head - the bet's off. She hasn't got the money.	1:18:26	1:18:31
If you're trying to get out of the bet, fine - you lose and leave town.	1:18:31	1:18:36
But she has the money.	1:18:36	1:18:39
-Only by selling everything she owns. -Oh, come on! If we take her for everything, she still has the mink.	1:18:39	1:18:46
The women I deal with are carefully screened - they're rich and corrupt, never poor and virtuous.	1:18:46	1:18:54
-All right, forget the money. But the bet is on. We'll think up a whole new bet. -What IS the bet?	1:18:54	1:19:01
-A completely new bet. -Well, think of one!	1:19:01	1:19:05
-We'll make HER the bet. -What do you mean?	1:19:06	1:19:10
What do you THINK I mean? First one to get her into bed!	1:19:11	1:19:15
-Don't you ever have an emotion that originates above the waist? -No!	1:19:15	1:19:21
Let me tell you something, Freddy. A woman like Janet would never give herself to a man like you.	1:19:21	1:19:28
What?!	1:19:30	1:19:32
WHAT?!	1:19:32	1:19:33
-You actually believe that? -I know that, Freddy.	1:19:33	1:19:37
-You wanna bet? -All right, I'll bet. But I'm not competing to win.	1:19:37	1:19:42
I'm just betting that you fail.	1:19:42	1:19:44
-Loser leaves town? -Loser leaves town.	1:19:44	1:19:47
I say.	1:20:02	1:20:03
I say!	1:20:03	1:20:05
-What? -You're blocking my gate. -You'll have to see the captain. He's in the back.	1:20:05	1:20:11
Now look here...	1:20:11	1:20:14
-This is private property. -Just see the captain.	1:20:16	1:20:21
Captain?	1:20:25	1:20:27
Which one...?	1:20:27	1:20:29
-You'll be all right? -Yeah. She said she'd meet me here.	1:20:33	1:20:38
Wish me luck!	1:20:38	1:20:40
Freddy!	1:20:57	1:20:58
-I thought Dr Schauffhausen took you home? -He did. I couldn't sleep.	1:20:58	1:21:04
I have to talk to you, Janet.	1:21:04	1:21:07
Well, come in.	1:21:07	1:21:09
I was thinking about what Dr Schauffhausen said -	1:21:11	1:21:15
-that I could walk again if the desire was strong enough. -Yes?	1:21:15	1:21:20
Janet, I think you're the only person who can give me that desire.	1:21:20	1:21:26
What do you mean?	1:21:28	1:21:30
I love you.	1:21:34	1:21:36
-And I think I could walk again if I thought you loved me. -Oh, Freddy!	1:21:36	1:21:43
But I still have this terrible fear.	1:21:43	1:21:46
What fear?	1:21:46	1:21:47
That my feelings won't be returned.	1:21:47	1:21:51
But your feelings WILL be returned!	1:21:51	1:21:53
Because I think I love you too, Freddy. And you WILL walk.	1:21:53	1:21:59
-Here. -What are you doing?	1:21:59	1:22:02
Now...stand up and walk to me.	1:22:02	1:22:06
No...!	1:22:07	1:22:08
Come on! You can do it!	1:22:08	1:22:11
-You won't disappoint me? -No, I won't disappoint you.	1:22:12	1:22:17
Stand up and walk to me. Please, Freddy.	1:22:19	1:22:23
Come on!	1:22:29	1:22:30
Come on!	1:22:32	1:22:33
Come on!	1:22:35	1:22:37
Let go!	1:22:37	1:22:39
Ooh! Aah-aah!	1:22:42	1:22:44
I'm standing!	1:22:45	1:22:47
I'M STANDING!	1:22:49	1:22:51
Yes! Now walk to me!	1:22:51	1:22:54
-You won't let me down? -No, I won't let you down.	1:22:54	1:22:57
That's it! That's it!	1:23:00	1:23:03
You're doing it!	1:23:04	1:23:06
-Do you want a rest? -No! I wanna keep trying!	1:23:09	1:23:13
-Go over there. -Here? -No, by the bed. I wanna see how far I can go. -Here?	1:23:13	1:23:19
-Here? -Yeah!	1:23:21	1:23:23
Walk to me!	1:23:24	1:23:27
I'm still afraid!	1:23:27	1:23:28
Don't be! Don't you wanna kiss me?	1:23:28	1:23:31
YEAH!	1:23:32	1:23:33
If you come here, I will PROVE that I love you.	1:23:33	1:23:38
-You'll PROVE it? -Come on! Come on!	1:23:38	1:23:42
You can do it!	1:23:42	1:23:44
Come on - take a step! That's it!	1:23:44	1:23:48
I made it!	1:23:52	1:23:54
I made it!	1:23:54	1:23:56
Yes, Freddy, you made it!	1:23:56	1:23:58
And all because...	1:23:58	1:24:01
of your...	1:24:01	1:24:03
love.	1:24:03	1:24:04
OUR love, Freddy.	1:24:06	1:24:09
We ALL love you.	1:24:11	1:24:13
It's moments like zis that make being a doctor worthwhile.	1:24:17	1:24:22
No wonder they call you a genius! You said he'd come here, and he did!	1:24:24	1:24:28
You said he'd walk, and he did!	1:24:28	1:24:30
Freddy,	1:24:30	1:24:32
I'm beginning to believe this man can perform miracles!	1:24:32	1:24:35
I'm beginning to believe it, too.	1:24:37	1:24:40
How did you get off that plane?	1:24:43	1:24:46
-I never got on it. -There were six sailors in that truck.	1:24:46	1:24:50
Seven sailors. I am a Royal Navy Volunteer Reserve.	1:24:50	1:24:54
Think you got me? Well, now I am REALLY going to turn on the charm.	1:24:56	1:25:01
No, you're not. I'm taking her to the airport tomorrow. You failed.	1:25:01	1:25:06
I'm getting her as far away from you as possible.	1:25:06	1:25:11
How do you plan on doing that with me on you like glue? What are you doing?	1:25:11	1:25:17
Hey! Look who's here!	1:25:19	1:25:21
AND he can walk, just like the man said he could.	1:25:21	1:25:26
Oi, guys! Have a look at this.	1:25:26	1:25:29
Hi!	1:25:29	1:25:31
Will you take care of my friend till I return?	1:25:31	1:25:34
YEAH!	1:25:34	1:25:37
There's plenty more food and champagne to come.	1:25:37	1:25:41
-Couldn't I just CALL Freddy? -No. Trust me.	1:25:44	1:25:48
I think maybe I love him and maybe he loves me, and now he's cured...	1:25:48	1:25:54
Then it's even more important that you leave. If he loves you, he will follow you.	1:25:54	1:26:01
-How do I know... -Trust me one last time.	1:26:01	1:26:03
All right. But what about your fee?	1:26:06	1:26:09
You do what I tell you and you can keep ze fee.	1:26:09	1:26:13
-You're kidding! -Yes.	1:26:13	1:26:16
-You're wonderful. Will you tell Freddy I said goodbye? -Of course.	1:26:16	1:26:21
Thanks.	1:26:21	1:26:22
-Goodbye. -Bye.	1:26:25	1:26:28
-Hello, mate. -Hello.	1:26:35	1:26:37
Thanks, mate.	1:26:39	1:26:41
YEE-HAH!	1:26:41	1:26:43
-Did that really happen? -Yeah!	1:26:43	1:26:46
LAUGHTER	1:26:46	1:26:48
-I got to go. Take care. -OK. See ya.	1:26:50	1:26:54
Great guy!	1:26:54	1:26:55
Bye!	1:26:55	1:26:56
-Well, you seem to be having a very nice time. -I had a great time.	1:26:58	1:27:04
Could you hand me that Super-Glue solvent, please?	1:27:04	1:27:08
I was on that wall for six hours! God!	1:27:11	1:27:14
-Well, it's over. -What's over?	1:27:17	1:27:21
See that plane? There goes your bet.	1:27:22	1:27:26
Janet's on it.	1:27:26	1:27:28
Have the honour to admit it - you've lost.	1:27:34	1:27:38
Go and see for yourself. She's gone.	1:27:38	1:27:40
Have a safe trip and a prosperous career.	1:27:42	1:27:44
Auf Wiedersehen!	1:27:44	1:27:46
Merci!	1:28:04	1:28:05
Janet?	1:28:08	1:28:09
Janet, it's me, Freddy.	1:28:11	1:28:14
Janet?	1:28:14	1:28:16
Janet?	1:28:18	1:28:19
I lost!	1:28:35	1:28:37
Freddy?	1:28:38	1:28:40
Freddy!	1:28:41	1:28:43
You're here!	1:28:44	1:28:45
Hi.	1:28:46	1:28:47
The doctor said it might endanger your recovery, but I had to see you.	1:28:51	1:28:56
You see, I really am in love with you.	1:28:56	1:28:59
Really?	1:28:59	1:29:01
You actually love ME?	1:29:01	1:29:03
Mm-hmm.	1:29:03	1:29:05
Now that you're walking, do you think you can...	1:29:17	1:29:22
I can try.	1:29:23	1:29:25
You may not believe this, but I haven't had very much experience.	1:29:25	1:29:30
Me, either.	1:29:30	1:29:32
Could you close the drapes?	1:29:32	1:29:35
Sure.	1:29:35	1:29:36
And shut the door?	1:29:44	1:29:47
Yeah.	1:29:47	1:29:48
It's Andre, sir.	1:30:17	1:30:19
Thank you.	1:30:22	1:30:23
Hello, Andre. What a lovely morning.	1:30:24	1:30:27
'Monsieur Jamieson, are you lying down?'	1:30:27	1:30:30
What?	1:30:30	1:30:32
-Miss Colgate has returned to the hotel. -'But I took her to the plane.'	1:30:32	1:30:37
Then somebody has tooken her off!	1:30:37	1:30:39
Where's Freddy?	1:30:40	1:30:42
'The Jackal is with Miss Colgate now. They have been in her room with the curtains drawn.'	1:30:42	1:30:49
Ah. And for how long?	1:30:49	1:30:52
Not long. But long enough. It is a disaster!	1:30:52	1:30:56
It seems the teacher has underestimated the student.	1:30:58	1:31:02
'We must accept defeat graciously.'	1:31:02	1:31:05
I'll prepare myself for the Jackal.	1:31:05	1:31:08
He'll be here soon to gloat over his victory.	1:31:08	1:31:12
Thank you, my old friend.	1:31:12	1:31:14
DOORBELL CHIMES	1:31:19	1:31:20
Janet!	1:31:44	1:31:46
-SHE SOBS -Janet, what is ze matter?	1:31:46	1:31:51
I know what you said, but I just had to see him again.	1:31:51	1:31:56
-I thought I was in love with him. -What?	1:31:56	1:31:58
-I went back to see him, and... -And? -And...	1:31:58	1:32:03
..we made love, and...	1:32:04	1:32:06
I tried to please him, but how could I have known?	1:32:07	1:32:12
And then I fell asleep, and when I woke up, he was gone.	1:32:13	1:32:18
He took all my money, my mink, my jewellery, my traveller's cheques,	1:32:18	1:32:24
even my little change purse.	1:32:24	1:32:27
SHE SOBS	1:32:27	1:32:29
What kind of a man would do something like that?	1:32:29	1:32:33
I think he COULD walk. He pretended this whole thing to get my money.	1:32:33	1:32:39
My savings, the prize money, everything!	1:32:39	1:32:43
50,000!	1:32:43	1:32:47
-I told you I'd waive my fee. -It had already arrived. It was in my purse.	1:32:47	1:32:51
What will I say to my father? Some of the money was his!	1:32:51	1:32:56
Arthur.	1:32:59	1:33:01
-Yes, sir? -Phone Andre and tell him to find Officer Benson.	1:33:03	1:33:08
He has stolen some of Miss Colgate's property.	1:33:08	1:33:11
I shall be at ze airport.	1:33:11	1:33:14
Janet, I am going to cover your losses.	1:33:14	1:33:17
You and your father vill get your 50,000. And this time I vill make sure you get on zat plane.	1:33:17	1:33:25
But you're not responsible.	1:33:25	1:33:28
Any good psychiatrist would have known he was a charlatan.	1:33:28	1:33:32
It's cheaper than a malpractice suit, which I'm sure you would win.	1:33:32	1:33:37
-I can't take your money. -You can and you vill. Take it.	1:33:37	1:33:42
Janet, come on.	1:33:51	1:33:53
-You change planes in Paris. -OK.	1:33:54	1:33:57
-I just don't feel good about taking your money. -I -feel good about it.	1:33:57	1:34:02
It has been so great to meet you. I...	1:34:02	1:34:06
-If you're ever in Cleveland, will you call me? -I vill.	1:34:07	1:34:11
Goodbye.	1:34:15	1:34:16
Goodbye.	1:34:16	1:34:18
Janet!	1:34:21	1:34:23
Have a good flight.	1:34:24	1:34:27
Thank you!	1:34:27	1:34:29
I can't take this. It doesn't belong to me.	1:34:45	1:34:49
And I'll always have something from you that means much more. Bye!	1:34:49	1:34:54
Bye!	1:34:57	1:34:58
Goodbye!	1:35:02	1:35:04
SIREN IN THE DISTANCE	1:35:09	1:35:12
I caught him at the hotel, returning to the scene of the crime!	1:35:19	1:35:24
What crime?!	1:35:24	1:35:26
This time she really is on that plane, and you can't harm her again.	1:35:26	1:35:33
You let her go?! You gotta stop her!	1:35:33	1:35:35
HEY!! Hold it!	1:35:36	1:35:39
HOLD IT!!	1:35:39	1:35:41
Come back! Hey! Hey!	1:35:41	1:35:43
Hold it!	1:35:43	1:35:45
You idiot! You let her go!	1:35:46	1:35:49
You didn't have to steal her money.	1:35:49	1:35:52
I didn't steal her money. She stole from me!	1:35:52	1:35:56
She says, "Close the drapes." Then she says, "Close the door".	1:35:56	1:36:01
Then she says, "Take a shower".	1:36:01	1:36:03
When I come out, she's gone, and so are my clothes, my wallet, and 2,000 francs!	1:36:03	1:36:10
-You think I'll believe you? She just returned the 50,000! -What 50,000?	1:36:10	1:36:15
-The 50,000 you stole from her. -I didn't steal 50,000!	1:36:15	1:36:19
Hey, there's my clothes!	1:36:32	1:36:35
"Hello, boys. It was fun.	1:36:42	1:36:45
"I'll miss you. Love, Janet. The Jackal.	1:36:45	1:36:49
"PS - I'm keeping the money. Is that wrong?"	1:36:49	1:36:54
Of all the lousy...!	1:37:01	1:37:04
She is disgusting!	1:37:04	1:37:06
She is lying and deceitful!	1:37:06	1:37:09
She is two-faced, conniving and dishonest!	1:37:09	1:37:13
Yes!	1:37:15	1:37:17
Isn't she wonderful?	1:37:17	1:37:20
Arthur, I'm sorry I broke your VHS player.	1:37:51	1:37:55
If you give me the make and model number, I'll send you a cheque.	1:37:55	1:38:00
Oh, shut up!	1:38:00	1:38:02
Thanks for letting me stay the extra week.	1:38:19	1:38:22
I kinda had it figured from the beginning - "J", Janet, "J", Jackal.	1:38:28	1:38:33
When you think about it, it's obvious.	1:38:33	1:38:37
When do you think she was on to us?	1:38:46	1:38:49
From the beginning, Freddy.	1:38:49	1:38:52
She was on to us from the very beginning.	1:38:52	1:38:55
She was perfect.	1:38:55	1:38:57
So, er, what are you going to do now?	1:39:05	1:39:09
Things are going to be quiet around here, now.	1:39:10	1:39:14
The season's over. Autumn's coming.	1:39:15	1:39:19
I'll be shutting up part of the house.	1:39:20	1:39:24
Well...	1:39:31	1:39:33
..goodbye.	1:39:34	1:39:35
Goodbye, Freddy.	1:39:37	1:39:39
INDISTINCT CHATTER	1:39:39	1:39:42
BRASH FEMALE VOICE: Hang on, everbody. Hold it, hold it.	1:39:50	1:39:54
Excuse me. Excuse me.	1:39:54	1:39:57
Hello there, my darlings! There you are!	1:39:57	1:40:01
God, what a hike! These heels weren't made for this.	1:40:01	1:40:05
Hey! Hello! We made it! Just get the bags up here, pronto. Thank you.	1:40:05	1:40:11
Now, first...	1:40:12	1:40:14
..intros.	1:40:14	1:40:15
Nikos. Nikos, get over here!	1:40:15	1:40:18
Nikos, come here!	1:40:18	1:40:21
All right, Paula! I want you to meet Mr Big Stuff.	1:40:21	1:40:26
Nikos goes, "If I'm gonna invest 16 million, I wanna do it some place new."	1:40:26	1:40:32
I say, "Where?" He goes, "Australia."	1:40:32	1:40:34
Then it hits me - boom! We got to go meet Mr Australia himself!	1:40:34	1:40:39
He goes, "Why not?" I go, "Why not?"	1:40:39	1:40:42
Everyone goes... ALL: Why not?	1:40:42	1:40:44
So here we are.	1:40:44	1:40:47
So, Nikos Papandropolous,	1:40:47	1:40:50
I'd like you meet the favourite son of Australia, Chips O'Toole.	1:40:50	1:40:55
Aren't you going to say anything?	1:41:07	1:41:10
G'day, Nikos. How's it going, sport?	1:41:12	1:41:15
Good on you, cobber. Chips O'Toole, hotels and oil from Down Under.	1:41:16	1:41:22
Do you still have any situations in Sydney?	1:41:22	1:41:24
No, it's all gone.	1:41:24	1:41:26
Never mind, Nikos.	1:41:26	1:41:29
Come on up to the house. We'll put some shrimps on the barbie.	1:41:29	1:41:34
Hey, I almost forgot somebody!	1:41:34	1:41:36
Mr Junior Partner.	1:41:36	1:41:38
The man Chips can't do without.	1:41:38	1:41:42
The Whizz Kid.	1:41:42	1:41:43
Randy Bentwick. Unfortunately, Randy is a mute.	1:41:43	1:41:47
All right, everybody.	1:41:47	1:41:50
Get on up to the house for a drink. You wanna refresh those cocktails!	1:41:50	1:41:55
The ice is melting! Hurry, hurry!	1:41:55	1:41:58
Go on up. Follow the path around the house. Keep going! That's it!	1:41:58	1:42:03
I'll be right up there!	1:42:03	1:42:06
Fellas, last year I made three million dollars.	1:42:13	1:42:17
But your 50,000 was the most fun.	1:42:17	1:42:20
Are you ready?	1:42:22	1:42:24
Then let's go get 'em!	1:42:24	1:42:27
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