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My name is Sergeant Joe Fink, working the 24-hour shift out of homicide, and this is my workshop - | 0:00:18 | 0:00:24 | |
the part of town everybody knows about, but nobody wants to see - | 0:00:24 | 0:00:29 | |
where tragedies are deeper, ecstacies wilder, and the crime rate is higher than anywhere - Skid Row. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:35 | |
My beat. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
The most terrifying period in the history of my beat | 0:01:48 | 0:01:53 | |
began in a run-down florist's shop called Mushnick's. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:57 | |
-Ah, good morning, Mrs Shiva, how's things today? -Same as usual, Mr Mushnick! | 0:01:59 | 0:02:06 | |
-My sister's nephew Stanley died, in Little Rock, Arkansas! -What happened? -Blew up! Who knows how? | 0:02:06 | 0:02:13 | |
That's nice. You would like some flowers for the funeral? | 0:02:13 | 0:02:17 | |
-# Should all acquaintance be forgot And never brought to mind... # -I thought, possibly, | 0:02:17 | 0:02:23 | |
as I always give you my funeral business, so maybe you should give to me a little cut rate. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:30 | |
Mrs Shiva, what am I, a philatelist? | 0:02:30 | 0:02:34 | |
I sell on Skid Row nothing but cheap carnations, and I can't even afford water for the flowers! | 0:02:34 | 0:02:41 | |
-To my throat I would be giving a cut. -# I dreamt I dwelt in marble halls | 0:02:41 | 0:02:47 | |
-# With vassals... # -Shut up in the back! | 0:02:47 | 0:02:51 | |
-Excuse me, Mrs Shiva, but that Seymour... -He's a nice boy... -Why don't you let him sing? | 0:02:51 | 0:02:59 | |
What, sing? Here, I got a new customer, in the yellow vest! | 0:02:59 | 0:03:03 | |
I should let the clean-up boy, but I can't even afford to chase him out right away! | 0:03:03 | 0:03:09 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
Flowers as fresh as the springtime Mushnicks. Hello? Hello, Dr Farb! | 0:03:11 | 0:03:16 | |
-'What can I do for you today?' -I haven't much time. Send two gladiolas, and a fern. -Excellent. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:23 | |
-Two dozen glads, one potted fern. -No, no, no, Mushnick! -Two gladiolas and one fern. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:29 | |
ARGH! | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
-You want I put two gladiolas in the pot with the fern? -One fern. One piece. All together, three pieces. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:38 | |
I need it for my waiting room. HE MUMBLES | 0:03:38 | 0:03:42 | |
-What? -My filling's come out! -Good. I'll drill a bigger hole. -Two crummy gladiolas and one crummy fern?! | 0:03:42 | 0:03:50 | |
It's my flower budget for the week, Mushnick! | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
-Who'd be a dentist on Skid Row? -Right, I'll send Seymour now. Who am I to argue with science?! | 0:03:53 | 0:04:00 | |
Make it snappy. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
Now you are going to get it! Oh, you are going to GET IT! | 0:04:03 | 0:04:08 | |
Look! | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
ARGH! | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
Seymour Kreilboind! | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
Now, Mrs Shiva, we were talking of the funeral flowers. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:19 | |
-Did you call me, Mr Mushnik? -No, I called John D Rockefeller to make a loan on my Rolls Royce(!) | 0:04:22 | 0:04:29 | |
-Sorry I said it. -Now, look, Seymour! | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
You take two gladiolas, and cut them nice and even, | 0:04:32 | 0:04:36 | |
take fern, wrap them in a package and take them to Dr Farb. Right? | 0:04:36 | 0:04:41 | |
Well, GO already! | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
-What can I do for you, sir? -My name is Burson Fouch. -I am Gravis Mushnick. -That's a good one! | 0:04:45 | 0:04:51 | |
-Who will get my roses? -I'll take care of you, Mrs Shiva! Right over here. -Like some orchids, | 0:04:51 | 0:04:58 | |
-for a nice girl? -No, I'd like a few dozen carnations. -Carnations! | 0:04:58 | 0:05:03 | |
-A person can't do anything these days without dropping dead! -You've had bad luck, Mrs Shiva! | 0:05:03 | 0:05:10 | |
-Bad luck, she calls it! You should have so many people kicked off! -< What about the carnations? | 0:05:10 | 0:05:17 | |
-For one of your relatives? -Yes, for Stanley! | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
< My carnations. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
You should see what that Seymour is... Oh! Here are your carnations. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:32 | |
-Wait, I'll wrap them for you. -It's all right, I'll eat 'em here. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:37 | |
Why not...? | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
Of course, what else? They are all right? | 0:05:43 | 0:05:47 | |
I've had better. This is a small shop. Big places are full of flowers. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:54 | |
When you raise 'em for looks, you lose food value. I like these out-of-the-way places. | 0:05:54 | 0:06:00 | |
-Such a thing, eating flowers! -Don't knock it till you try it, huh? | 0:06:00 | 0:06:05 | |
Look what happened. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
This is what I was trying to tell you before. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:13 | |
Look on him. Look at the quality of his work! When I fire him, where will he get such a good job? | 0:06:13 | 0:06:21 | |
-I'm fired? -No, I'm electing you President from the United States. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:26 | |
-YES, you are fired! -You can't do that! -Who can't?! | 0:06:26 | 0:06:30 | |
-I didn't mean it. -You didn't mean it?! You never mean it! | 0:06:30 | 0:06:35 | |
You didn't mean it when you put up the bouquet with the "get well" card in the funeral parlour, | 0:06:35 | 0:06:41 | |
and sent black lilies to the lady in the hospital, but THIS time, I, Gravis Mushnick, MEAN IT! | 0:06:41 | 0:06:47 | |
He means it. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
Mr Mushnick, don't I always try to do what's right? And I'm crazy about flowers! | 0:06:50 | 0:06:56 | |
-I like them almost as much as Audrey does. -Excellent. You're fired! -Let him resurrect himself! | 0:06:56 | 0:07:02 | |
-I give him a chance to quit! -I won't! -Brave boy. You're fired. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:07 | |
That ain't fair, Mr Mushnick! I'm working on a special surprise plant for you - | 0:07:07 | 0:07:13 | |
-one like you ain't never seen! -I can't even sell THESE plants! Out! | 0:07:13 | 0:07:18 | |
-Wait. If he's got a new plant, you should look at it. -I don't look on flowers, Mr Yellowvest. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:24 | |
I got ancestors in this business for 200 years, but I got one shop on Skid Row! One stinking shop! | 0:07:24 | 0:07:30 | |
-I don't even like flowers! -I've eaten in florists everywhere, | 0:07:30 | 0:07:35 | |
and places with weirdest plants do the best business. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:39 | |
-See? -See? -See? -What is this, a tango? | 0:07:39 | 0:07:43 | |
All right. Explain me more. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:47 | |
Well, I remember one place had a whole wall covered with poison ivy. People came for miles to see it, | 0:07:47 | 0:07:53 | |
-and stayed to buy. -The owner got rich? -No. He scratched himself to death in an insane asylum. -Oh! | 0:07:53 | 0:07:59 | |
That was my cousin Harry! | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
All right! All right! | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
Go home and get this fancy-schmancy plant, and if Mr Yellowvest Fouch says it's a draw, you got a job! | 0:08:04 | 0:08:11 | |
-If he don't, out you go! -Don't worry. You'll like it. You'll see! | 0:08:11 | 0:08:16 | |
'This is Radio KSIK. You've been listening to Music For Old Invalids! Our next selection is entitled | 0:08:34 | 0:08:41 | |
'Sickroom Serenade.' | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
-Seymour, is that you?! -Yeah, Ma! | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
Get in here and look at my tongue! | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
But Ma, I've already seen your tongue! | 0:08:50 | 0:08:55 | |
-No sympathy for your mother, mocking her when she's got one foot in the grave? -I didn't mean it. | 0:08:55 | 0:09:02 | |
You never do. Look at my tongue. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
-A tongue's a tongue. They all look the same! -Did you stop at Dr Mallard's and get my test results? | 0:09:05 | 0:09:12 | |
-He said there's nothing wrong with you. -Dr Mallard's one doctor I thought would tell the truth! | 0:09:12 | 0:09:19 | |
-He said you should play fullback for the Rams. -He wants me dead! I bet he's assistant coroner! | 0:09:19 | 0:09:24 | |
-I gotta... -And I know my goitre is coming back! | 0:09:24 | 0:09:29 | |
-I feel it every morning after breakfast. -That's when you... ARGH! | 0:09:29 | 0:09:34 | |
-What you got? A surprise for me? -Open it up and see. -All right! | 0:09:34 | 0:09:39 | |
Dr Slurpfatter's famous tonic! | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
Wait here! | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
To be taken internally and externally for pain and neuritis, neuralgia, headache... | 0:09:52 | 0:09:59 | |
If hit by a truck, call your physician! Alcohol content - 98%! | 0:09:59 | 0:10:06 | |
Oh, Seymour, you'll never know what this is gonna do for me! | 0:10:08 | 0:10:12 | |
I can feel that surge of warm health going through me already! Hic! | 0:10:19 | 0:10:25 | |
-I gotta get my plant and hurry back to the shop. -That lousy weed? -Yeah. If Mr Mushnick doesn't like it, | 0:10:25 | 0:10:32 | |
he'll fire me! | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
Apparently, my hearing is going out on me. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:40 | |
I get the distinct impression that your job security depends on what Mushnick thinks of that thing! | 0:10:40 | 0:10:46 | |
It looks worse than this morning. What can I do with it? | 0:10:46 | 0:10:50 | |
I'd pitch it out in the trash! | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
-I don't like my house cluttered with rotten vegetables. -Can I bring anything? -Yeah, the Evening News. | 0:10:52 | 0:11:00 | |
They're running a self-diagnosis contest. The winner goes to the Mayo Clinic! | 0:11:00 | 0:11:07 | |
-Bye, Ma. -Bye, son! I'll see you at the rosy edge of dawn! | 0:11:07 | 0:11:11 | |
# Drink to the old... # | 0:11:11 | 0:11:15 | |
Put this on my bill. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
Here it is, everybody. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
-What do you think of it? -Well! It sure is different! -It looks delicious, but isn't it kinda stale? | 0:11:28 | 0:11:34 | |
-It hasn't been feeling too well. -Call that a fancy plant? | 0:11:34 | 0:11:38 | |
-Looks like it never had a healthy day in its life! -I like it anyway. -You like eating skunk cabbage! | 0:11:38 | 0:11:45 | |
Yeah! ..What kind of plant is it? | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
I'm not sure. I got the seeds | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
from a Japanese gardener on Central Avenue. He found them in an order | 0:11:51 | 0:11:55 | |
-from a plantation near a cranberry farm. -You don't know what it is! | 0:11:56 | 0:12:01 | |
-I named it. -What name? | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
-Oh, gee... -You gave it a dirty name?! You can't even mention it?! | 0:12:03 | 0:12:08 | |
-I named it Audrey Jnr. -Oh! You named it after ME! | 0:12:08 | 0:12:12 | |
-That's the most exciting thing anyone's ever done to me! -Poor kid. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:18 | |
-I don't think it's so much I should keep spending 10 a week on your salary. -He named it after me! | 0:12:18 | 0:12:25 | |
-They'll name it Mushnick's Folly, cos I'll be in jail for non-payment of taxes! -Are you crazy? -Who? -You! | 0:12:25 | 0:12:33 | |
That's probably the only plant of its kind! If he nurses it, people will come from all over! | 0:12:33 | 0:12:39 | |
-You think so, you Fouch? -I know so, you Mushnick! That's all I'm saying. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:43 | |
Got to get home. My wife's making gardenias for dinner. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:47 | |
-Goodnight! -See you tomorrow! | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
-Crazy about kosher flowers! -He's a nice man. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:56 | |
Maybe he knows what he's talking about. Maybe he's not so stupid. I'll tell you what I'll do. | 0:12:56 | 0:13:02 | |
I'll keep you and Dumbell Jnr for a week. If you nurse it back to health, you can stay. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:08 | |
-If you can't, you're both fired. -Thank you, Mr Mushnick. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:13 | |
-Don't feel sad, Seymour. -Don't waste your pity on me! I'm not worth it. -Who says you're not? | 0:13:15 | 0:13:22 | |
Everybody! | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
Yeah, I know. I think you're a fine figurative of a man, | 0:13:24 | 0:13:29 | |
-and Audrey Jnr will be the sweetest thing in the whole, wide world! -Well, I don't know! | 0:13:29 | 0:13:35 | |
I've given it every kind of fertiliser and plant food, and distilled water you can buy, | 0:13:35 | 0:13:42 | |
-but it just gets sicker and sicker. -You'll be another Luther Glendale. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:48 | |
-Pasadena! -Burbank! | 0:13:48 | 0:13:51 | |
-Goodnight, Seymour. -Night, Audrey. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
What the matter, little plant? | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
Haven't I done everything I could for you? Where did I goof?! | 0:14:05 | 0:14:10 | |
You're the first little plant I ever tried to grow, and if you die, I dunno what I'll do! | 0:14:10 | 0:14:17 | |
Please don't die! I'll get you some water, OK? | 0:14:17 | 0:14:22 | |
Oh, gee! | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
You opened up, just like every night at sunset! I wish I knew how to make you grow! | 0:14:41 | 0:14:47 | |
Let me move this, so you can breathe. OW! OW! | 0:14:47 | 0:14:52 | |
Hey, what happened?! How come you woke up?! | 0:14:54 | 0:14:59 | |
BLOOD?! You like BLOOD?! | 0:14:59 | 0:15:02 | |
Ohh...! You must be kidding! | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
Well, we'll see! | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
You don't know what I'm doin' for you! | 0:15:17 | 0:15:21 | |
OW! | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
Oh, who woulda thought it?! | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
Well, I guess there's just no accounting for people's tastes! | 0:15:31 | 0:15:36 | |
-Seymour! -My boy! | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
-You're the most magnanimous person in the world! -Isn't he beautiful?! Isn't he delicious? | 0:15:49 | 0:15:55 | |
-He got a 2 raise. What happened to your fingers? -Beestings. How come I'm all of a sudden so wonderful? | 0:15:55 | 0:16:02 | |
-Five bees? -Ten bees! I'm getting a 2 raise?! | 0:16:02 | 0:16:06 | |
-Correct, my very excellent Seymour! -What did I do now? | 0:16:06 | 0:16:11 | |
Don't you know what you did?! | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
Look! | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
Oh, boy, look at that! It grew! | 0:16:15 | 0:16:19 | |
-It's almost a foot long! -Isn't it empirical?! | 0:16:19 | 0:16:23 | |
It grows, like a cold sore from the lip! ..Hello, young, pretty ladies! | 0:16:23 | 0:16:28 | |
-What can I do for you? -We saw your sign outside, about the Audrey Jnr. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:32 | |
-We thought we'd come in and take a look! -Give a look! -That's four people today! | 0:16:32 | 0:16:38 | |
Shirley! Isn't that too much?! What is it? | 0:16:38 | 0:16:43 | |
-It's an Audrey Jnr. -How was it you got in trouble with ten bees?! -Does it have a scientific name? -Yes, | 0:16:43 | 0:16:50 | |
-but who could denounce it? Buying something? -We don't have money. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:54 | |
Except 2,000. But that's just to spend on flowers, | 0:16:54 | 0:16:59 | |
-so we don't have any of our own. A drag! -2,000 just for flowers?! | 0:16:59 | 0:17:06 | |
-Yes. -Did the Chamber of Commerce die?! -We're from the high school. We're building a float for a parade, | 0:17:06 | 0:17:12 | |
made out of flowers. Thousands! And we're on the committee. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:18 | |
Gee, that sure is a mad plant! Wow! Yeah! | 0:17:19 | 0:17:23 | |
-Seymour invented it! -He didn't! OH! -Girls, girls, girls! | 0:17:23 | 0:17:29 | |
Don't damage the horticulturalist! | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
How come you don't buy thousands of flowers from Gravis Mushnick? Mine have something others don't! | 0:17:32 | 0:17:39 | |
-What? -They're cheap! -If your shop is good enough to develop the Audrey Jnr, we can get everything we need! | 0:17:39 | 0:17:46 | |
We'll talk to the rest of the committee. Bye! | 0:17:46 | 0:17:51 | |
Bye! Bye, girls! | 0:17:51 | 0:17:54 | |
A son! A son! | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
-Look, Audrey! I got a son! -Oh, gee, Mr Mushnick! | 0:18:00 | 0:18:05 | |
-Not Mr Mushnick! Don't call me Mr Mushnick any more! I want you should call me Dad. -OK, Dad! | 0:18:05 | 0:18:12 | |
-Isn't that beautiful? -Seymour Kreilboind, come over here, my son. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:17 | |
I want to talk on you about the future. Look on this flytrap! | 0:18:17 | 0:18:22 | |
Look on it. Soon, we got no more Skid Row. We will be rich, us. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:28 | |
I am building for you a giant greenhouse in which you are making impossible flowers, | 0:18:28 | 0:18:34 | |
which, in turn, I am selling at ridiculous prices in my giant new flower saloon in Beverly Hills! | 0:18:34 | 0:18:40 | |
Do you see that big sign in the sky? It is saying, | 0:18:40 | 0:18:45 | |
"Gravis Mushnick", in French. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:48 | |
Isn't it exciting?! And we'll have an orchestra by the cash register, | 0:18:48 | 0:18:53 | |
and Gravis will wave his arms, and the orchestra will play Mendelssohn's Spring Song! | 0:18:53 | 0:18:59 | |
-I'll come out in a gown, and say... -The carnations are 600 a dozen, two dozen for 1,000! | 0:18:59 | 0:19:06 | |
-It's a bargain! -Get 'em while they last! -Stop shouting! | 0:19:06 | 0:19:11 | |
My uncle Mike just passed away in New Jersey! | 0:19:11 | 0:19:16 | |
-Tell me, how much are the carnations today?! -600 a dozen... | 0:19:16 | 0:19:22 | |
-Why are they letting him run around loose?! -Excuse my son, Mrs Shiva. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:27 | |
Point at anything and it is yours. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
-Anything? -That's right. -The cash register? -Wait a minute! | 0:19:30 | 0:19:34 | |
Here! | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
Here are several dozen carnations on the house | 0:19:36 | 0:19:40 | |
-courtesy of Gravis Mushnick the balloon tycoon. -That's my dad! | 0:19:40 | 0:19:45 | |
Thanks very much! | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
Only, tell me, why are you so happy? | 0:19:48 | 0:19:51 | |
Not only did my uncle die in New Jersey... | 0:19:51 | 0:19:58 | |
You should also give some flowers to that dead plant! | 0:19:59 | 0:20:03 | |
Good morning, Mr Mushnick! Good morning. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:07 | |
Good morning, Mrs Shiva... | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
-What happened to my plant, Dad? -Who are you calling Dad?! Who?! -Oh, no! | 0:20:09 | 0:20:14 | |
-It was so beautiful a few seconds ago! -Excellent, a few seconds ago I gave away dozens of carnations! | 0:20:14 | 0:20:20 | |
I didn't mean it. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
You have, perhaps, an explanation? | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
-No, but give me a minute and I'll think of one. -I see it all now. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:30 | |
We are in the poorhouse, that sign in the sky is reading, | 0:20:30 | 0:20:35 | |
"Seymour Kreilboind, rest in peace!" In ARABIC! | 0:20:35 | 0:20:40 | |
-Give him another chance! -You promised me a week! | 0:20:40 | 0:20:44 | |
I'll sit up all night. It'll be healthy in the morning. I promise. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:48 | |
I promise! | 0:20:48 | 0:20:51 | |
Feed me-e-e! | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
FEED ME-E-E! | 0:21:06 | 0:21:09 | |
FEED ME-E-E! | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
Who said that? YOU said that! | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
-YOU said that! -MMM, FEED ME! | 0:21:18 | 0:21:23 | |
You said that! | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
You can talk! I got a talking plant! | 0:21:25 | 0:21:30 | |
-Say it again! -Feed me. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
Oh, boy. I've never been to college and I ain't been around much, | 0:21:32 | 0:21:37 | |
but I'd bet there ain't no such thing as a talking plant! | 0:21:37 | 0:21:41 | |
But I'll take your word for it! Junior, I'd like to feed ya, | 0:21:41 | 0:21:46 | |
-but I used up all my fingers! -FEED ME-E-E! | 0:21:46 | 0:21:50 | |
Oh... | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
Look at me! I'm all cut to pieces! Maybe I can find another drop here. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:58 | |
MMM! | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
-SLURPING -That's the best I can do! | 0:22:03 | 0:22:07 | |
More! MORE! | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
-But I'm already anaemic! -FEED ME MORE! | 0:22:09 | 0:22:14 | |
I'd be happy to give you anything, but I got to keep blood for myself or I'll be in worse shape than Ma! | 0:22:14 | 0:22:21 | |
-Mmm. -I'm sorry, Junior. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:25 | |
I'll go for a walk. Maybe I'll think of something! | 0:22:25 | 0:22:29 | |
HORN BLARES | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
Ohh! Oh, my... No! | 0:23:56 | 0:24:01 | |
Daddy, there's somebody out there! | 0:24:33 | 0:24:37 | |
FEE-EED ME! | 0:25:10 | 0:25:14 | |
FEED ME! | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
-Look, chow-hound, don't bother me! I got problems of my own! -Feed me! | 0:25:16 | 0:25:22 | |
-Sorry, I'm fresh out of blood! Talk to someone else! -I'm hungry! | 0:25:22 | 0:25:27 | |
I don't care what you are! I'm knocked out! I just killed a man! | 0:25:27 | 0:25:33 | |
I'm a murderer! Think it's fun to be a murderer? Think it's fun to haul around a sack full of... | 0:25:33 | 0:25:39 | |
-FOO-OOD! -No! No, Junior, what kind of guy do you think I am?! | 0:25:39 | 0:25:44 | |
I'm starved! | 0:25:44 | 0:25:46 | |
Well... | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
-Maybe just a snack. -MMM! | 0:25:50 | 0:25:53 | |
Mmm, that looks GREAT! | 0:26:00 | 0:26:03 | |
GULPING | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
-LAUGHING -Now, that is what I call a salad! | 0:26:10 | 0:26:15 | |
-What do you call that salad? -Nefarious! -Before the next course, | 0:26:15 | 0:26:20 | |
I'll have a nice cigar. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
You would like maybe a cigar? | 0:26:22 | 0:26:25 | |
You don't smoke cigars! What am I thinking about?! | 0:26:25 | 0:26:30 | |
Where are the matches? | 0:26:30 | 0:26:33 | |
-Oh! Oi! You know what I found? -What? -I'm looking for the matches, | 0:26:33 | 0:26:37 | |
and I left the money in the other suit. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:41 | |
-Here's your mock chicken leg. -You don't have any money? | 0:26:43 | 0:26:48 | |
-So what else is new(?) -All right. All right! | 0:26:50 | 0:26:54 | |
-I made a mistake! After all, a man is entitled! -Go on. This is your story. I'll wait for the punch. | 0:26:54 | 0:27:01 | |
Don't get smart with me, girlie. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:03 | |
In my shop, in the cash register, I'm having the total day's receipts | 0:27:03 | 0:27:09 | |
which sums up to more than 9! Bring the rest of the food and I'll go to the shop and get THE MONEY! | 0:27:09 | 0:27:16 | |
You're playing my favourite song! | 0:27:16 | 0:27:19 | |
Look here, Buster, one of you will go right now and get the loot, | 0:27:19 | 0:27:25 | |
-while the other one stays here, until the first one gets back, if ya get what I mean? -Oh, fine! | 0:27:25 | 0:27:32 | |
-In this fancy-schmancy restaurant, you are holding hostages! Right? -Right! | 0:27:32 | 0:27:38 | |
Excellent(!) Eat up, Audrey. | 0:27:38 | 0:27:41 | |
-I'll be back in a flash with the cash. -Bye, Gravis! | 0:27:41 | 0:27:46 | |
-MOURNFULLY: -# 'Tis the season to be jolly | 0:28:03 | 0:28:07 | |
# Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la | 0:28:07 | 0:28:09 | |
# 'Tis the season to be jolly | 0:28:09 | 0:28:13 | |
# Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la! | 0:28:13 | 0:28:18 | |
# 'Tis the season... # OH! | 0:28:18 | 0:28:22 | |
# To be jolly | 0:28:22 | 0:28:24 | |
# Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la! # | 0:28:24 | 0:28:28 | |
-You're flush now, right? -Bring whiskey, rum, wine, gin, bourbon! | 0:28:33 | 0:28:38 | |
-What? -Scotch, rye, tequila, sake, manishevitz! | 0:28:38 | 0:28:43 | |
-Did you bring the money?! -Don't bug me! I got to get drunk! NOW! -What's with him?! -I don't know! | 0:28:43 | 0:28:49 | |
-Here, take it. Bring me anything. Bring everything - creme de menthe - everything you've got! -OK! | 0:28:49 | 0:28:56 | |
-Gravis, what happened? -Don't ask! -You look like you've seen a ghost! | 0:28:56 | 0:29:01 | |
-Ghosts, I could handle. Don't ask! -Maybe I could help you. -Help?! You couldn't! | 0:29:01 | 0:29:07 | |
Try and eat. It'll calm your agrimation. | 0:29:07 | 0:29:11 | |
Ugh, in mine own shop! | 0:29:12 | 0:29:14 | |
-Audrey, you wouldn't believe it! -I wish you'd break out and tell me. -Right after I tell the police! | 0:29:14 | 0:29:22 | |
Mushnick didn't come to the police. If he had, that might have been the finish of the unhappy story. | 0:29:25 | 0:29:31 | |
It was not. | 0:29:31 | 0:29:34 | |
Hi, Gravis! | 0:29:49 | 0:29:52 | |
85 worth of business already, and we've barely opened! | 0:29:52 | 0:29:57 | |
What did I tell ya? Wouldn't be interested in selling a half-interest in here, would ya? | 0:29:57 | 0:30:03 | |
Mr Mushnick! The committee say we could use your flowers on the float! | 0:30:03 | 0:30:08 | |
We'll feature Audrey Jnr! | 0:30:08 | 0:30:10 | |
-Can't you just picture it?! -I can picture it! -The people'll eat it up! -Eat up... | 0:30:10 | 0:30:16 | |
-And she can sit in the big part. -Who? -The Queen! | 0:30:16 | 0:30:19 | |
-With her crown and sceptre! You could just eat her up! -Eat up the girl... | 0:30:19 | 0:30:26 | |
There's SEYMOUR! OH! | 0:30:26 | 0:30:29 | |
Oh, I got a toothache! | 0:30:29 | 0:30:32 | |
-YOU... Come with me! -I got a toothache! It hurts! | 0:30:32 | 0:30:37 | |
Let go of my jaw! | 0:30:37 | 0:30:40 | |
-Ohh! -Now, Seymour! Talk on me! -I got a toothache! What you wanna talk about? | 0:30:41 | 0:30:47 | |
-That plant! Is that a nice subject for to talk?! -The plant is great - four times bigger than yesterday. | 0:30:47 | 0:30:53 | |
I saw. How come it is now so big? | 0:30:53 | 0:30:56 | |
I don't know...! Look at all them people out there. We've already done 70 worth of business. | 0:30:56 | 0:31:04 | |
85. Now, look, Seymour. You gave this plant a fancy name - | 0:31:04 | 0:31:08 | |
-Audrey Jnr, but I want to know what do just people call it?! -Well, it's a cross between a butterwort | 0:31:08 | 0:31:15 | |
-and a Venus flytrap. -Venus flytrap! | 0:31:15 | 0:31:18 | |
-What are its habits? -The book says it eats insects, three times in its life, then it's full-grown. | 0:31:18 | 0:31:25 | |
-Excellent! How many times is this one eat? -Well, once or twice. | 0:31:25 | 0:31:31 | |
-You don't remember?! -It's kind of an unusual type flytrap. | 0:31:31 | 0:31:36 | |
-BUT it's a possibility! -It may never eat again. I don't see how it could get any bigger. | 0:31:36 | 0:31:42 | |
-You think it don't need any more flies? -Yeah... | 0:31:42 | 0:31:47 | |
Oh, my tooth is just killing me! | 0:31:49 | 0:31:52 | |
-All right, excellent. Run along to the dentist. I'll take care of things here. -Thanks, boss. | 0:31:52 | 0:31:59 | |
Gravis! We've got to order more flowers! Tons of them! | 0:31:59 | 0:32:04 | |
I'm making lots of money... | 0:32:10 | 0:32:13 | |
ARGH! ARGH! Please, no! Please! > | 0:32:23 | 0:32:26 | |
PLEASE, NO! > | 0:32:26 | 0:32:29 | |
NO, I can't take any more! ARGH! > | 0:32:29 | 0:32:31 | |
ARGH, no! No, no! > | 0:32:31 | 0:32:35 | |
-That'll teach you to keep your bill up to date, you deadbeat! -ARGH! | 0:32:35 | 0:32:40 | |
I'm not, you snivelling dog! I'm glad I hurt you! I'm glad! | 0:32:45 | 0:32:50 | |
-Oh! Seymour! Got a bad tooth, huh? -I thought this was the men's room! | 0:32:50 | 0:32:55 | |
Come back, you bad dog! Get in! | 0:32:55 | 0:32:58 | |
So, you are the young man who ruined my gladiolas, huh? Sit down. | 0:32:59 | 0:33:04 | |
Come on! | 0:33:04 | 0:33:06 | |
-Guess what? -BOTH: My tooth stopped hurting! | 0:33:10 | 0:33:13 | |
I know! Let's see. | 0:33:13 | 0:33:16 | |
Shut up and open up. Uh-huh. | 0:33:16 | 0:33:19 | |
-ARGH! -Does that hurt? -Yeah! | 0:33:22 | 0:33:25 | |
-Good. You haven't felt anything yet! Uh-huh... -Over here! | 0:33:25 | 0:33:30 | |
Seymour, who is the dentist here? | 0:33:30 | 0:33:32 | |
I'll find that tooth. Mm-hm. Uh-huh. | 0:33:32 | 0:33:36 | |
Look at that stalagmite! | 0:33:36 | 0:33:39 | |
Don't worry. It'll be an easy one. I won't even use Novocaine. | 0:33:39 | 0:33:44 | |
-Argh, you poked the mirror in my mouth! -Just swallow it! | 0:33:44 | 0:33:49 | |
All right, let's see now, Seymour! | 0:33:49 | 0:33:52 | |
See, I'll have this one, and this, | 0:33:52 | 0:33:55 | |
-and that one, and this one. -It's only one tooth! -Are you practising dentistry without a license? | 0:33:55 | 0:34:02 | |
All right. Let's see... | 0:34:03 | 0:34:07 | |
# Seymour, Seymour | 0:34:07 | 0:34:11 | |
-# Don't be... # -ARGH! ARGH! | 0:34:11 | 0:34:14 | |
Look! Will you look at that, Seymour? | 0:34:14 | 0:34:19 | |
I didn't know you were an elk! | 0:34:19 | 0:34:22 | |
You know, I can't afford an assistant, | 0:34:22 | 0:34:25 | |
so I get this ready instant mix. | 0:34:25 | 0:34:28 | |
Doesn't last very long, but it tastes good. Mmm! | 0:34:28 | 0:34:32 | |
-All right, Seymour! -Stay away from me! You're gonna kill me! | 0:34:32 | 0:34:38 | |
A duel! Ah-ha! | 0:34:38 | 0:34:40 | |
Is this Dr Farb's office? | 0:34:52 | 0:34:55 | |
Uhh... Just a minute! | 0:34:55 | 0:34:58 | |
Oh... Yeah! | 0:34:59 | 0:35:01 | |
I see it is! | 0:35:02 | 0:35:05 | |
You can come in now! | 0:35:07 | 0:35:10 | |
-My name is Wilbur Force. -Wilberforce what? | 0:35:16 | 0:35:21 | |
Just...Wilbur Force. | 0:35:21 | 0:35:24 | |
My first name is Wilbur, my last name is Force. | 0:35:24 | 0:35:28 | |
-I don't have a middle name! -Do you have an appointment? -No, but you were very highly recommended to me | 0:35:28 | 0:35:35 | |
by one of your patients - a Mrs S Shiva. I do a lot of undertaking for her relatives. | 0:35:35 | 0:35:41 | |
I have a customer now, and I'm all booked up for the rest of the day, | 0:35:41 | 0:35:47 | |
-so come back tomorrow. -Oh, I couldn't do that! I have three or four abcesses, | 0:35:47 | 0:35:53 | |
a touch of pyorrhea, nine or ten cavities, I lost my pivot tooth, and I'm in terrible pain! | 0:35:53 | 0:35:59 | |
-I can't help you today! -Oh, that's all right! | 0:35:59 | 0:36:04 | |
I'll just wait outside. | 0:36:04 | 0:36:06 | |
The patient came to me with a large hole in his abdomen...caused by a fire poker used on him by his wife! | 0:36:16 | 0:36:23 | |
He almost bled to death, and gangrene had set in. I didn't give him much of a chance. | 0:36:24 | 0:36:31 | |
There were other complications. The man had cancer, tuberculosis, | 0:36:31 | 0:36:36 | |
leprosy, and a touch of the grippe. | 0:36:36 | 0:36:39 | |
I decided to operate. | 0:36:39 | 0:36:42 | |
-My patient just left. You can come in now. -Oh, goody! | 0:36:43 | 0:36:48 | |
-I didn't see the other man leave. -He went out the back door. | 0:36:50 | 0:36:54 | |
You know, most people don't like to go to the dentist, but I rather enjoy it. There's a real feeling | 0:36:59 | 0:37:06 | |
of growth, of, of...progress, | 0:37:06 | 0:37:10 | |
when that old drill goes in! I'd almost rather go to the dentist than anywhere, wouldn't you? | 0:37:10 | 0:37:17 | |
Yeah... | 0:37:17 | 0:37:19 | |
Now, no Novocaine. It dulls the senses. | 0:37:19 | 0:37:23 | |
-This is gonna hurt you more than it is me. -Oh, goody, here it comes! | 0:37:23 | 0:37:28 | |
DRILL BUZZES ARGH! | 0:37:29 | 0:37:31 | |
ARGH! | 0:37:31 | 0:37:34 | |
ARGH! Oh, my God, don't stop now! | 0:37:34 | 0:37:39 | |
-I made a lot of holes, and now I've gotta fill it with this silver stuff. -Won't you pull any? -Well... | 0:37:39 | 0:37:46 | |
Oh, go on! | 0:37:46 | 0:37:48 | |
Well, your mouth! | 0:37:48 | 0:37:51 | |
ARGH! ARGHH! | 0:38:00 | 0:38:02 | |
ARGH! ARGH! | 0:38:02 | 0:38:05 | |
Well, Dr Farb, it's been quite an afternoon. I can truly say I've never enjoyed myself so much! | 0:38:09 | 0:38:16 | |
-I'll recommend you to all my friends. -Thank you. Bye. -Bye, now! | 0:38:16 | 0:38:20 | |
FEED ME! | 0:38:29 | 0:38:31 | |
Take it easy, Dracula! What do you think I've got, my dirty laundry?! | 0:38:31 | 0:38:36 | |
-FEED! -I'm comin'! I'm comin', already! | 0:38:40 | 0:38:44 | |
-This should be enough for anybody! -MMM! FOOD! | 0:38:48 | 0:38:53 | |
Goodbye, Dr Farb. You were a crummy dentist, but you were a nice fella. | 0:38:58 | 0:39:04 | |
I never meant to kill anybody, and I've killed two in two days. | 0:39:04 | 0:39:09 | |
You asked for it, comin' at me with that knife, and all. | 0:39:09 | 0:39:14 | |
Bon voyage, Dr Farb. ..Want anything else? | 0:39:14 | 0:39:18 | |
IT BELCHES | 0:39:18 | 0:39:20 | |
See ya in the morning! | 0:39:20 | 0:39:23 | |
-Come in. -It's me, Joe. | 0:39:42 | 0:39:46 | |
-How are ya, Frank? How's the wife, Frank? -Not bad, Joe. -Glad to hear it. The kids? -Lost one yesterday. | 0:39:46 | 0:39:53 | |
-How? -Playing with matches. | 0:39:53 | 0:39:56 | |
-Those are the breaks. -Yeah. -Strange one. Railroad people say they lost a detective the other night. | 0:39:56 | 0:40:03 | |
-Oh, yeah? -Down by the yards. -In refrigerator cars. -Refrigerators? | 0:40:03 | 0:40:08 | |
-Ice thieves. -How'd it happen? -Don't know. Vanished, while on the tracks. -Clues? -None. | 0:40:08 | 0:40:15 | |
-Anything else? -Dentist - Farb. | 0:40:15 | 0:40:18 | |
-Dead? -Missing. -Clues? -Got an office. -Where? | 0:40:18 | 0:40:23 | |
-Skid Row. -Ideas? -None. -Check it out? -Yeah. | 0:40:23 | 0:40:28 | |
'Now we were on the case - officer Frank Stoolie and me. | 0:40:35 | 0:40:40 | |
'My name is Fink - Sergeant Joe Fink. | 0:40:40 | 0:40:44 | |
'I'm a fink.' | 0:40:44 | 0:40:46 | |
Morning, Mr Mushnick! Oh, boy! Look at that! | 0:41:04 | 0:41:09 | |
-Hi, everybody! Oh, my gosh! -Ain't it somethin'?! | 0:41:09 | 0:41:15 | |
It's...monstrositous! | 0:41:15 | 0:41:18 | |
-Yeah! -And to think that YOU did it! | 0:41:18 | 0:41:22 | |
-Gee, Audrey, you don't have to kiss me! -Don't you like me to kiss you? | 0:41:23 | 0:41:28 | |
-Yeah, but you don't like to kiss me. -Why shouldn't I? | 0:41:28 | 0:41:32 | |
-Nobody else ever did! -Well, I do like to. -You do? you really do? | 0:41:32 | 0:41:37 | |
-You like to kiss me?! -Sure! -Would you like to kiss me again? -OK! | 0:41:37 | 0:41:42 | |
That plant... | 0:41:42 | 0:41:45 | |
Oh, boy, you kiss good, Audrey! | 0:41:46 | 0:41:50 | |
-Well, I guess I just have a good kisser! -How did it...it...? | 0:41:50 | 0:41:54 | |
-Like to go out on a date with me some night? -When...? -Sure I would! Any time! -Tonight? -OK! | 0:41:54 | 0:42:01 | |
-Oh, boy! -About that plant... | 0:42:01 | 0:42:04 | |
We got the list! For the rose parade! | 0:42:04 | 0:42:08 | |
I can't talk to you, girls. Talk on Audrey. | 0:42:08 | 0:42:12 | |
-We got the list! -Let's see it! OK! | 0:42:12 | 0:42:15 | |
-What's cookin'? -Look at my plant! -What a large one. -Yeah! | 0:42:15 | 0:42:20 | |
Hello, Mrs Shiva. What's new? | 0:42:24 | 0:42:28 | |
-I got terrible news! My nephew Frankie just lost his little boy! -That's too bad! How'd it happen? | 0:42:28 | 0:42:36 | |
-Playing with matches! -Would you like to buy some flowers? -About 50c worth. | 0:42:36 | 0:42:42 | |
-I'll get 'em! Look at my plant! -I'm looking... | 0:42:42 | 0:42:46 | |
-Gravis Mushnick? -That's my name. -We want to ask you a few questions. -Questions? -A few questions. | 0:42:51 | 0:42:58 | |
-I didn't do it. -Do what? -Whatever. | 0:42:58 | 0:43:01 | |
-Ever see this man? -Man... | 0:43:01 | 0:43:03 | |
-Why are you so nervous? -Got a guilty conscience? -No! Why should I? -Ever seen this man? -Dr Farb. | 0:43:03 | 0:43:11 | |
-So you know him. -He's my dentist. He maybe did something?! | 0:43:11 | 0:43:15 | |
-Disappeared. -Blood in his office. -Another too. Blood on the rail tracks. -Dr Farb is murdered? | 0:43:15 | 0:43:22 | |
-Is he? -Who knows?! Not me! | 0:43:22 | 0:43:25 | |
-What do you think? -He doesn't know anything. | 0:43:25 | 0:43:29 | |
-OK, Mushnick. If you hear anything about these men, call our office. -Glad to co-operate with you! | 0:43:29 | 0:43:36 | |
-Hello, Aunt Siddie. -Isn't it terrible what happened, Frankie?! | 0:43:36 | 0:43:41 | |
Those are the breaks. | 0:43:41 | 0:43:43 | |
All right, Seymour, now you tell me if that plant is finished growing! | 0:43:47 | 0:43:52 | |
-He's finished. -You wouldn't kid your father? -My father came home? -ME, idiot! A finger of speech! | 0:43:52 | 0:43:58 | |
Now, look! I can't stand any more of that plant. It's growing me out of house and home. | 0:43:58 | 0:44:04 | |
-It won't any more. I promise. -How can you be so sure? -It ate three times already. | 0:44:04 | 0:44:10 | |
-Who, I mean, what did it eat this time? -About a million Japanese beetles. -So, it don't need no more? | 0:44:10 | 0:44:18 | |
-It's full! -Gravis! There's a lady from some kind of a committance outside! I think it's important! | 0:44:19 | 0:44:26 | |
Excellent. | 0:44:26 | 0:44:29 | |
By the by, I understand you want to take Audrey out on a date tonight. | 0:44:29 | 0:44:34 | |
That is good with me, because I am staying to keep an eye on that meshugana plant! | 0:44:34 | 0:44:40 | |
-Where we gonna go tonight, Seymour? -Oh, I just remembered, I don't have any money. | 0:44:42 | 0:44:48 | |
That's OK! We could take a walk along the ocean, or something. | 0:44:48 | 0:44:53 | |
-I got a great idea. We can eat dinner at my house. My mom's a great cook. -Swell! | 0:44:53 | 0:44:59 | |
-I'll call her later and tell her. -OK! | 0:44:59 | 0:45:02 | |
Oh, that's remarkable! | 0:45:05 | 0:45:08 | |
You like? | 0:45:08 | 0:45:10 | |
I neither like nor dislike anything! My goodness. | 0:45:10 | 0:45:14 | |
I happen to represent the Society of Silent Flower Observers of Southern California. | 0:45:14 | 0:45:21 | |
-How about that?! -Tell me, | 0:45:21 | 0:45:24 | |
who created this magnificent bloom? | 0:45:24 | 0:45:27 | |
-I did. Me. -Oh! And what might your name be?! | 0:45:28 | 0:45:33 | |
-Seymour Kreilboind, with a K. -Kreilboind? -Kreilboind. -Raised it in a coffee can! | 0:45:33 | 0:45:40 | |
This... Well, tell me, Mr Kreilboind, | 0:45:40 | 0:45:44 | |
-is this a freak, or can more be raised? -We should live so long(!) | 0:45:44 | 0:45:49 | |
-I don't think there will be any more, Miss... -..Feuchtwanger. Mrs Hortense Feuchtwanger. | 0:45:49 | 0:45:55 | |
-This'll be the only one, Mrs Fishswinger. -Feuchtwanger. -Feuchtwanger? | 0:45:55 | 0:46:01 | |
It's probably indigestible anyway. | 0:46:01 | 0:46:03 | |
At any rate, I have the honour to tell you, Seymour Kreilboind, | 0:46:05 | 0:46:11 | |
that you have been selected to receive the annual trophy of the Society of Silent Flower Observers | 0:46:11 | 0:46:17 | |
-of Southern California. -A trophy?! -Such is justice(!) | 0:46:17 | 0:46:22 | |
-When will those large buds open? -According to what the book says about the plants I crossed, | 0:46:22 | 0:46:30 | |
-the day after tomorrow, at sunset. -Ah! Very well. I shall return at that time to present the trophy. | 0:46:30 | 0:46:37 | |
Good day. | 0:46:37 | 0:46:39 | |
Remarkable! | 0:46:43 | 0:46:45 | |
-Oh, boy, I'll get a trophy! -Oh, Seymour, I'm so proud of you! | 0:46:49 | 0:46:55 | |
GIRLS: A real trophy! For Audrey Jnr! | 0:46:55 | 0:46:58 | |
Oh, boy! | 0:46:58 | 0:47:01 | |
Don't look at me! I'm a terrible sight! I'm a complete sea hag. | 0:47:03 | 0:47:08 | |
-She always says that. -It's true. | 0:47:08 | 0:47:10 | |
-I haven't felt very well lately. -This is my ma, Winifred Kreilboind. | 0:47:10 | 0:47:15 | |
-Ma, this is Audrey Fulquard. She's my girl! -Hi. Are you hungry? | 0:47:15 | 0:47:19 | |
-Sure am! I could eat a hearse! -Sit right down, and I'll go get the first course. | 0:47:19 | 0:47:26 | |
-Sit here, Audrey. Want me to take your sweater? -Oh... Yeah... | 0:47:28 | 0:47:34 | |
Never mind that. Try this! | 0:47:41 | 0:47:44 | |
It tastes like cough syrup! | 0:47:50 | 0:47:53 | |
Dr Phlegm's cough syrup! | 0:47:53 | 0:47:55 | |
-A toast? -To Audrey Jnr! -No, to Audrey Snr! | 0:47:55 | 0:48:00 | |
You glutton, you! | 0:48:24 | 0:48:26 | |
Tonight, I keep an eye on you. I don't let nobody get near you! | 0:48:26 | 0:48:31 | |
Got soup. Don't touch it till I get a little flavouring. | 0:48:41 | 0:48:47 | |
Gee, Audrey, you sure look good by candlelight. | 0:48:47 | 0:48:51 | |
-Do I really, Seymour? -Yeah! | 0:48:51 | 0:48:53 | |
There you are. | 0:48:53 | 0:48:55 | |
Now try it. | 0:48:57 | 0:48:59 | |
-Sure smells different! -It IS different. | 0:48:59 | 0:49:03 | |
-Some kind of oil, isn't it? -Cod liver oil! Wonderful for the colon! | 0:49:03 | 0:49:08 | |
And that's sulphur powder on the top. | 0:49:08 | 0:49:12 | |
FEED ME! | 0:49:16 | 0:49:18 | |
FEED ME-E-E! | 0:49:23 | 0:49:25 | |
I'm HUNGRY! | 0:49:27 | 0:49:30 | |
-Open, it is! -FEED ME! | 0:49:38 | 0:49:41 | |
I didn't hear it! | 0:49:44 | 0:49:46 | |
-FEED ME! -I heard it! | 0:49:46 | 0:49:48 | |
I WANT FOOD! | 0:49:48 | 0:49:52 | |
-A talking plant, we got. -I'm HUNGRY! | 0:49:52 | 0:49:56 | |
No... Hungry?! | 0:49:56 | 0:49:59 | |
And other fine kettle of fish! | 0:49:59 | 0:50:02 | |
-Who would you like to have tonight? -You look fat enough! | 0:50:02 | 0:50:06 | |
Not only a talking plant, but one that makes with smart cracks! | 0:50:08 | 0:50:13 | |
You listen to me, you botanical bum! Food you won't get! Not from Gravis Mushnick! | 0:50:13 | 0:50:20 | |
-I'm STARVED! -Excellent! | 0:50:20 | 0:50:23 | |
You would unpopulate Skid Row! | 0:50:23 | 0:50:26 | |
Well, you can forget about it. You wouldn't get fed from Gravis Mushnick tonight! | 0:50:26 | 0:50:33 | |
Goodnight. | 0:50:33 | 0:50:35 | |
You'll get yours. | 0:50:35 | 0:50:37 | |
-I kinda like this chow mein! -If it tastes a little bitter, | 0:50:43 | 0:50:48 | |
it's because it's made of Chinese herbs and flavoured with Epsom salts. | 0:50:48 | 0:50:54 | |
-Ain't another cook like my ma! -That's what your old man said! | 0:50:54 | 0:50:59 | |
-If you're gonna be married, you gotta be a good cook. -You can teach me! -Thinkin' of gettin' married? | 0:50:59 | 0:51:06 | |
-Well, he hasn't asked me yet! -Who? -Seymour! | 0:51:06 | 0:51:10 | |
He's too young! A boy's got to go and play around a bit! Go out on the make, and have a ball! | 0:51:10 | 0:51:18 | |
-Ma, I don't wanna have a ball. I wanna be with Audrey. -No, Seymour! | 0:51:18 | 0:51:23 | |
-You promised you wouldn't marry until you bought me an iron lung! -You've been breathing for years! | 0:51:23 | 0:51:29 | |
It ain't easy! It ain't easy, son! | 0:51:29 | 0:51:32 | |
DOOR RATTLES | 0:51:36 | 0:51:39 | |
There's nobody here! | 0:51:53 | 0:51:56 | |
Black cats, Friday 13th, stupid superstitions! | 0:51:56 | 0:52:01 | |
-All right, you! Come out of there! -Don't shoot, Mister! | 0:52:04 | 0:52:09 | |
I'm old and sick! I wouldn't hurt a fly. | 0:52:09 | 0:52:12 | |
Come out where I can see you. | 0:52:12 | 0:52:15 | |
-Come on! -Please don't shoot. | 0:52:15 | 0:52:18 | |
-Please. I'm only Gravis Mushnick. Don't kill me. Where would you hide the body? -I won't shoot you! | 0:52:18 | 0:52:25 | |
-Not unless you try something. -Try something? I never tried anything in my life! Want money? Take it! | 0:52:25 | 0:52:32 | |
-Want me to steal you some more? I'll do it! -Thank you very much! | 0:52:32 | 0:52:37 | |
I like your brand of hospitality. | 0:52:37 | 0:52:40 | |
-Excuse it isn't more. I'm only a poor florist. -Yeah, yeah. | 0:52:40 | 0:52:44 | |
You got about 30 bucks here! | 0:52:44 | 0:52:47 | |
Come on, where's the rest of it? | 0:52:47 | 0:52:50 | |
-I was here today. I saw about 30,000 people in here. Where's the money? -They came to see the plant! | 0:52:50 | 0:52:56 | |
-Audrey Jnr! -The plant? 30,000 squares didn't just come in here to look at a plant! I want it! | 0:52:56 | 0:53:03 | |
-I don't got no more money! Please! -OK, let's try this. | 0:53:03 | 0:53:08 | |
One, two, three, | 0:53:08 | 0:53:11 | |
-four... -I ain't got no more money! -All right. Other way round. Five, | 0:53:11 | 0:53:16 | |
four, three, two... | 0:53:16 | 0:53:19 | |
-All right! All right! -OK, where? | 0:53:19 | 0:53:22 | |
In the plant. | 0:53:23 | 0:53:25 | |
-In the plant? -The big plant, Audrey Jnr. | 0:53:25 | 0:53:30 | |
-Inside the big leaf. -That's right. | 0:53:33 | 0:53:36 | |
How do you get it open? | 0:53:37 | 0:53:40 | |
Just knock. | 0:53:40 | 0:53:43 | |
In there? In there? | 0:53:57 | 0:54:00 | |
-Inside. In the bottom. -I don't see anything. | 0:54:01 | 0:54:06 | |
Way inside. | 0:54:06 | 0:54:09 | |
Right at the bottom. | 0:54:09 | 0:54:11 | |
ARGH! | 0:54:22 | 0:54:25 | |
-Oi, what I did! -BELCH | 0:54:28 | 0:54:32 | |
I don't care you got a date with Audrey tonight! I am no more sitting up with that no-good plant! | 0:54:35 | 0:54:42 | |
-But Mr Mushnick, you don't have to! It's all grown-up now! -How do you know it don't be hungry no more? | 0:54:43 | 0:54:50 | |
-Because... -Tonight, YOU stay! Then tomorrow, they give you a trophy, | 0:54:50 | 0:54:56 | |
-and after that, we are getting rid of that plant! -Why?! | 0:54:56 | 0:55:01 | |
Don't ask why, why! The end! Into the garbage can! ALOHA! | 0:55:01 | 0:55:06 | |
..Yes, Mrs Shiva? | 0:55:06 | 0:55:09 | |
Oh, Seymour! Your wonderful plant! | 0:55:09 | 0:55:11 | |
-Oh, that's all right. I'll grow other plants even more wonderful. -I know you will! | 0:55:11 | 0:55:17 | |
-Do you know what we'll do tonight? -Going to a place full of beautiful flowers. -We have to stay here! | 0:55:17 | 0:55:24 | |
-Yeah. -Well, never mind. | 0:55:24 | 0:55:27 | |
-We'll have a picnic. It'll be like going to the country! -Oh, boy! | 0:55:27 | 0:55:31 | |
Pink azaleas, for the arbour, | 0:55:31 | 0:55:33 | |
yellow ones, for the border. And the roses... | 0:55:33 | 0:55:39 | |
-You're going to a picnic at night with that Fulquard girl? -Don't you like her? -She's after your money. | 0:55:40 | 0:55:47 | |
-I don't HAVE any money! -She's a smart one! She'll latch onto ya till ya get some, then goodbye, fortune! | 0:55:47 | 0:55:55 | |
-But Audrey's honest, Ma. -Never trust a woman who's too healthy! | 0:55:55 | 0:56:00 | |
-But Audrey had a bad cold a few weeks ago. -A cold? A puny cold! | 0:56:00 | 0:56:05 | |
Get a real female with something like | 0:56:05 | 0:56:09 | |
pneumonoconiosis, or gall stones? | 0:56:09 | 0:56:12 | |
-Maybe she could catch something! -The only thing she'll catch is you! | 0:56:12 | 0:56:16 | |
And she'll take you to some shady sanatorium, and leave me to chiropractors and faith healers! | 0:56:16 | 0:56:23 | |
I know when I'm not wanted! | 0:56:23 | 0:56:25 | |
Aww, gee, Ma! | 0:56:25 | 0:56:28 | |
Don't feel sorry for me! I'll just find a nice, wet alley somewhere, and curl up and wait for the end. | 0:56:28 | 0:56:35 | |
Please don't die till I get back, Ma! I'll always take care of ya! | 0:56:35 | 0:56:40 | |
-I promise! -Well... -Bye! | 0:56:40 | 0:56:42 | |
-Gee, Audrey, I've never tasted food like this before. -Peanut butter and jelly sandwich! -What does it cure? | 0:56:48 | 0:56:56 | |
Nothing. It's just a food! | 0:56:56 | 0:56:58 | |
-What good is it if it doesn't clear up pimples or shrink your sinus tissues? -You're just being silly! | 0:56:58 | 0:57:04 | |
-Seymour, what do you want to be? -Well, I want to grow things. | 0:57:04 | 0:57:10 | |
I'd go to the South Seas, | 0:57:10 | 0:57:13 | |
-where they grow the most fabulous plants in the world. -That sounds exciting! -Yeah. -I'd like that too! | 0:57:13 | 0:57:20 | |
-There's no reason why you couldn't go. -Would you take me with you? | 0:57:20 | 0:57:25 | |
-I couldn't go without you! -Why not? | 0:57:25 | 0:57:28 | |
-Because I'm in love with you, Audrey. -Oh, I'm in love with you too, Seymour! | 0:57:28 | 0:57:35 | |
FEED ME! | 0:57:35 | 0:57:38 | |
-What did you say? -I was kidding! | 0:57:38 | 0:57:41 | |
I'm HUNGRY! | 0:57:41 | 0:57:43 | |
-Seymour! -I didn't mean it! -Why did you say it? -Oh, FOOD! | 0:57:43 | 0:57:50 | |
-You didn't even say that! -Yes, I did. -I'm looking right at you! | 0:57:50 | 0:57:55 | |
-Well, I'm a ventriloquist. -You're what? -A ventrilo... -FEED ME! | 0:57:55 | 0:58:01 | |
-Seymour, do you feel all right? -I don't know. I'm not sure. -Then stop all this nonsense and kiss me! | 0:58:01 | 0:58:08 | |
I'm DYING FROM HUNGER! | 0:58:08 | 0:58:11 | |
-If you're so hungry, eat something, but forget about me! -Sorry... -GIVE ME TO EAT! | 0:58:11 | 0:58:18 | |
-If you can't control yourself, I'm going home. -I NEED SOME CHOW! | 0:58:18 | 0:58:23 | |
Oh, MY EMPTY STOMACH! | 0:58:25 | 0:58:27 | |
-Audrey, please wait! Listen to me! -I've listened to all the nonsense I wanna hear, Seymour! | 0:58:27 | 0:58:34 | |
-You're a nut! You tell me you love me, then you act like a complete idiot. -Please listen. | 0:58:34 | 0:58:40 | |
-I'll be able to explain everything soon. -Why can't you explain now? | 0:58:40 | 0:58:45 | |
Because many things are important! I wanna marry you! But I gotta take care of Mom. | 0:58:45 | 0:58:51 | |
That plant in there will make it come true. Tomorrow they'll give me a trophy and I'll be famous! | 0:58:51 | 0:58:57 | |
-I'll be a big botanist, and we'll go to the South Seas! -It's nothing to do with what went on in there! | 0:58:57 | 0:59:05 | |
When you're ready to come to your senses, Seymour, I'll talk to you. Goodnight, Seymour. | 0:59:05 | 0:59:12 | |
I'm getting pretty tired of you! | 0:59:22 | 0:59:25 | |
-I NEED FOOD! -I don't care. Look what ya done to me! | 0:59:25 | 0:59:29 | |
-You not only made a butcher outta me, you drove my girl away! -SHUT UP, and bring on the FOOD! | 0:59:29 | 0:59:35 | |
Don't tell me to shut up! YOU shut up! Who raised you from seeds? Who fed ya those fertilisers, | 0:59:35 | 0:59:42 | |
and sat up with you when you were sick? You think anyone would have brought you human beings to eat? | 0:59:42 | 0:59:48 | |
Darn right, they wouldn't! I helped you, and you've helped me. Now shut your trap and sleep. I'm tired. | 0:59:48 | 0:59:55 | |
KREILBOIND! TURN AROUND! | 0:59:55 | 0:59:59 | |
Close your eyes. | 1:00:01 | 1:00:03 | |
You are asleep. | 1:00:03 | 1:00:06 | |
Open your eyes. | 1:00:07 | 1:00:09 | |
Now you will do as I say. | 1:00:09 | 1:00:12 | |
-Do you follow me? -Yes, master. | 1:00:12 | 1:00:15 | |
-You will go out and find me some fo-o-od. -Yes, master. | 1:00:15 | 1:00:21 | |
Now, be gone! And waste no time. | 1:00:21 | 1:00:24 | |
HORN BEEPS Idiot! | 1:00:44 | 1:00:48 | |
My name is Leonora Clyde. | 1:01:26 | 1:01:29 | |
How's the rain on the rhubarb? | 1:01:29 | 1:01:31 | |
Master is hungry. | 1:01:31 | 1:01:34 | |
Well, hello there. | 1:01:44 | 1:01:46 | |
I got to find food for master. | 1:02:15 | 1:02:18 | |
Food I got to find for master. | 1:02:18 | 1:02:21 | |
For master I got to find food. | 1:02:21 | 1:02:24 | |
Maybe I can help. | 1:02:25 | 1:02:28 | |
-Who are you? -My name is Leonora Clyde. I love you. | 1:02:28 | 1:02:31 | |
Master wants food. | 1:02:32 | 1:02:35 | |
Let the old goat wait. The night is young. So are we. | 1:02:35 | 1:02:39 | |
Master doesn't eat goat. | 1:02:39 | 1:02:42 | |
Well, what kind of food does he like? | 1:02:45 | 1:02:49 | |
Oh! | 1:02:51 | 1:02:53 | |
That's more like it. Kiss me. | 1:02:53 | 1:02:56 | |
-What's the matter? Don't you like me? -Too bony. | 1:02:59 | 1:03:03 | |
-Too bony? Nobody ever told me that before. -Beef is better than veal. | 1:03:03 | 1:03:08 | |
Ah! You're such a dodo. | 1:03:08 | 1:03:11 | |
What do you call this? Chopped liver? | 1:03:11 | 1:03:14 | |
Mmm. SHE LAUGHS | 1:03:14 | 1:03:18 | |
Master would like more fat. | 1:03:18 | 1:03:20 | |
Speak for yourself, John. | 1:03:20 | 1:03:23 | |
My name is Seymour. | 1:03:23 | 1:03:25 | |
-My name is Seymour. -That's my name, too. | 1:03:25 | 1:03:29 | |
Oh! Are you interested or are you just wasting my time? | 1:03:29 | 1:03:33 | |
-I never thought anybody would volunteer. Do you volunteer? -Sure I do. | 1:03:33 | 1:03:38 | |
-All right. If you're sure you want to volunteer. -All right. | 1:03:38 | 1:03:43 | |
-My place or yours? -I don't care. | 1:03:43 | 1:03:45 | |
Well, flip a coin. | 1:03:45 | 1:03:47 | |
-I don't have a coin. -Flip anything, silly. | 1:03:47 | 1:03:51 | |
Well, there's a rock. | 1:03:51 | 1:03:53 | |
-Wet or dry? -Wet. | 1:03:56 | 1:03:58 | |
The search was narrowing and we knew that soon we'd have the killer. | 1:04:16 | 1:04:20 | |
Not that we had any more clues, but we had to tell the chief something. | 1:04:20 | 1:04:24 | |
I had a feeling in my bones that the mystery was drawing to its climax. And I was determined to be on hand. | 1:04:24 | 1:04:30 | |
Out, out, out! Nobody is in. | 1:04:30 | 1:04:33 | |
Today we have a special occasion for Seymour Kreilboind. I want everybody to stay out of the way. | 1:04:33 | 1:04:40 | |
We want Seymour! We want Seymour! | 1:04:40 | 1:04:43 | |
We want Seymour! ..Seymour! | 1:04:43 | 1:04:46 | |
THEY SCREAM | 1:04:46 | 1:04:48 | |
I tell you, this business is worse than being a conductor in a revoluting door! | 1:04:48 | 1:04:54 | |
-I'll be glad when this day is finished. -But the celebration! | 1:04:54 | 1:04:58 | |
-They're presenting my son with a trophy. -Did he run away from home? | 1:04:58 | 1:05:03 | |
-Please don't look at me that way, Audrey. I want to talk to you. -I'm sorry. I don't understand you. | 1:05:03 | 1:05:10 | |
-I'll explain after the ceremony. -Police? What are you doing here? -Heard there was something going on. | 1:05:10 | 1:05:16 | |
-Thought we'd keep an eye on things. -We don't need no eyes kept... | 1:05:16 | 1:05:19 | |
The Society Of Silent Flower Observers has arrived, and sunset is almost upon us. | 1:05:19 | 1:05:25 | |
Welcome, lady and gentlemen. We are honoured for to have you. | 1:05:25 | 1:05:29 | |
-Still working on the disappearances. -We think they were murdered. -Look, young man, that's no way to talk. | 1:05:29 | 1:05:36 | |
Let me see your tongue. Mm-hm. | 1:05:36 | 1:05:39 | |
-What you got? -Just the facts, ma'am. -Trench mouth. | 1:05:39 | 1:05:43 | |
-I know. I had it. -Better have that looked into. -Whatever you say, Joe. | 1:05:43 | 1:05:47 | |
Mr Kreilboind, the sun is going down now and... | 1:05:47 | 1:05:52 | |
you do think those buds are going to open? | 1:05:52 | 1:05:55 | |
-I hope so. -Because if they don't, Mr Kreilboind, we shall just have to present the award at another time. | 1:05:55 | 1:06:03 | |
Oh, it's starting to open! | 1:06:03 | 1:06:05 | |
Oh, look at this bud! | 1:06:09 | 1:06:12 | |
-Isn't that...? -The railroad cop. Look at the rest. | 1:06:18 | 1:06:21 | |
A-a-ah! | 1:06:31 | 1:06:33 | |
-What do you think, Frank? -They're all there, Joe. -Yes, you're right. | 1:06:33 | 1:06:37 | |
-Mr Kreilboind, how do you explain this? -I didn't mean it. | 1:06:37 | 1:06:41 | |
-That's right, officer. He didn't mean to kill them. -Oh! | 1:06:41 | 1:06:45 | |
-Seymour, you promised you'd explain. -They're getting away, Joe. | 1:06:45 | 1:06:49 | |
Let's catch him! | 1:06:49 | 1:06:51 | |
-Oh, now the float will be perfect! -Yeah. | 1:06:56 | 1:07:00 | |
You wouldn't find him here with the toilets. Let's go back. | 1:10:11 | 1:10:15 | |
You dirty rat plant. You messed up my whole life! | 1:10:38 | 1:10:41 | |
Feed me! | 1:10:41 | 1:10:44 | |
I'll feed you! | 1:10:44 | 1:10:46 | |
I'll feed you like you've never been fed before. | 1:10:50 | 1:10:53 | |
Best just to give up, gentlemen. | 1:11:15 | 1:11:17 | |
You wouldn't find him tonight. | 1:11:17 | 1:11:20 | |
Look, the door's open, Frank. | 1:11:20 | 1:11:22 | |
He was such a good boy. | 1:11:28 | 1:11:30 | |
Seymour! | 1:11:34 | 1:11:36 | |
I didn't mean it! | 1:11:36 | 1:11:38 |