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This film contains strong language and some scenes of a sexual nature | 0:00:02 | 0:00:10 | |
So... I'm pretty good at archery. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
Oh. That'll be useful if you ever have a time machine | 0:00:58 | 0:01:02 | |
and your time machine breaks, | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
and you're stuck in the medieval ages. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
You're funny. It's weird. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
Yeah. I'm weird. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
Me too. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
Yeah, right. Everyone loves you and your dad's like famous, or something. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:18 | |
My parents are getting a divorce, that's why I had to go to camp, so... | 0:01:19 | 0:01:23 | |
-Are you crying? -No. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
Jesus. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:33 | |
Look... I'm not really an affectionate person. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
People aren't meant to be together forever. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
You think so? | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
Yeah. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:55 | |
Can I finger you? | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
No. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
OK. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:04 | |
-Come on, baby, I got ya! -Don't drop me! | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
Hey! Hey! | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
Patrice! | 0:02:46 | 0:02:47 | |
Oh, my God! I told you that this was a pyjama party. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:52 | |
What are you wearing? What is this? | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
You're wearing actual long johns? What?! | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
This is a frat party. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
You just have to be drunk and look hot. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
Watch and learn. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:04 | |
Hey. HEY! | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
I'm so drunk! | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
ALL: Drink! Drink! Drink! | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
Hey, do you know that girl? | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
The sexy pioneer? | 0:03:24 | 0:03:25 | |
I think I know her. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
I'd have sex with a pioneer. For sure. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
A hungry pioneer lost on the trail. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
-Do I know you? -Hi, Adam Franklin of Camp Weehawken. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
I'm Emma Kurtzman. You tried to finger me? | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
Yeah. Wow! Do you go here? Why? | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
-What are you doing at a party of frat? -No. I go to MIT, | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
but I have this family thing, and I grew up in Ann Arbor. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
MIT? Wow. So you grew up to be a lot smarter than me. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:02 | |
Yeah, sometimes my neck gets sore. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
-Why? -Cos my brain's so big. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:08 | |
I agree, it didn't work. Drop it. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
I like you. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
What? Why? You don't even know me. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
I like you. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:24 | |
I have to go to this stupid thing tomorrow. You want to come with me? | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
Yeah, sure. I'll come with you. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:36 | |
-What is it? -Some stupid thing. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
I wanted to leave you with something David said to me | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
almost every day at the lab. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
It's Einstein. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
"There are only two ways to live your life. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
"One, as if nothing is a miracle. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
"The other, as if everything is a miracle." | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
For David, there was no bigger miracle than his family. | 0:04:56 | 0:05:01 | |
His daughters, Emma and Katie, and his wife, Sandra. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
Mum? | 0:05:12 | 0:05:13 | |
I want you to meet Adam. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
I'm so sorry. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:19 | |
And this is my sister, Katie, and her lover, Kevin. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
Boyfriend. And my best friend. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
Oh, well...thank you. I didn't know you were dating someone, Emma. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:30 | |
Oh, I'm not. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:31 | |
I just had a one-night stand with him when I was 14. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
It was a really nice funeral. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
I'm glad you stayed. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
Me too. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
So, I'll call you, or something... | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
Adam, you're wonderful. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
If you're lucky, you're never going to see me again. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
Yes. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:55 | |
Hey. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
Did we? Yes, we did. We went to college together. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:06 | |
You have two gay dads. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
Yeah, I'm the man with the two gay dads. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
They helped me move my boxes sophomore year. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
They're the best. I love them. I'm super straight, though. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
-So, yeah. -OK. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
-You're Patrice, right? -Yes. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
Yeah, Eli. I'm with... Adam! | 0:07:19 | 0:07:20 | |
I'll be right back. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
Pick up some of that kettle corn. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
-It's Patrice. -Hey! | 0:07:28 | 0:07:29 | |
-Patrice! Hey! -How are you? | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
-Weird. -Wow. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
I haven't seen you in...wow. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
-How are you? -Good. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
Adam. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:39 | |
Emma. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
What is this, the Peach Pit? | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
And, yeah, that was a 90210 reference. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
Yeah, you're super straight. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:48 | |
-What are you doing here? -I just moved here a week ago. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
I'm doing my residency at the Westwood Teaching Hospital. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
-Hi. -Vanessa, this is Emma. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
-Emma, Vanessa. -Hi. How do you do? | 0:07:58 | 0:08:02 | |
This is our friend, Patrice. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
-Hi. How do you do? -How do I what? | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
-Hi. -Hi. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:08 | |
Hi, you look nice. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
It's nice to meet you. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
You remember my sister, Katie. She's just finishing school here. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:16 | |
Yeah. I haven't seen you guys since... | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
BOTH: Yeah, Dad's funeral. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
Sad. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
OK. Well, we should head out, so... | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
Yeah, we should, too. You know... | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
But we should hang out. Let me just... I'll get your number. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
Yeah, just give me your phone. I'll put it in there. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
Yeah, that's probably easier. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
We really have to be somewhere now, so... | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
Yeah. We should... | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
Totally. Totally. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
All right, well, good to hang out. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:50 | |
Good seeing you guys. Have fun. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
-Take care. -Take care, ladies. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
And cut! | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
Great. That's good. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:48 | |
-OK! Yeah! -Great. Great. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
OK, guys, we're going to do this again. All right? Five minutes. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:54 | |
-All right, let's... -Good job. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
-Great job. Great job... -Wait. What are, people? | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
-Hey, Benji! Good scene. -Cool. Thanks. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:03 | |
You looked great! | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
Sari. I told you to play hard to get. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:09 | |
I'm incredibly easy to get! | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
Adam. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
You were going to ask me something before the break. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
-What was it? -Yeah, I... | 0:10:16 | 0:10:17 | |
Wait, wait, wait. Fuck, fuckety-fuck. What was it? Stop. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
You wanted to know if you could get off early to see your dad, | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
-which is, yeah, totally fine. -Thank you. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
By the way, tell your dad, it's like my favourite show ever. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
Love it, own it, lost it, bought it again. It's so great. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
"Great Scott!" | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
-You probably hear that all the time. -Not that much. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
Yeah. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:37 | |
Chuck! | 0:10:39 | 0:10:40 | |
Chuck! If I catch you taking pictures of your dick one more time, | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
I'm going to take that thing away. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
'Hello. How can I help you?' | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
-Hey, Philippe, it's Adam. -'Hi. Come in.' | 0:10:58 | 0:11:02 | |
-Hey, Dad. -Hey. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
Check it out. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
Vinyasa yoga and the Army Ranger workout. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
-I combined them! -Wow. That's very impressive. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:30 | |
I'm going to do a video, I think. Vinyasa Power. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
I can almost see where your muscles go. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
Very funny. Hit me. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
No, I'm not going to hit you. I don't want to hurt you. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
You're not going to hurt me. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
Come on, hit me. Give me your best shot. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
Come on, quick, before I get a hernia! | 0:11:45 | 0:11:46 | |
No. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:47 | |
You're right. Let's smoke some weed. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:54 | |
This is really good stuff. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
My agent got me one of those medical marijuana cards. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
It's nice to see they're supporting your career. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
-Yeah. -So, how's the show going? | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
I mean, great. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
I mean, it's about high-schoolers who sing and dance and blog. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
At least you're writing, that's what's important. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
No. I'm an assistant. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
Well, but...at least they've seen your writing. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
Not yet. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
Actually... | 0:12:21 | 0:12:22 | |
I wanted to get your opinion on this episode that I wrote. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
Kind of a sample. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
That's my boy. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
I'll take a look at it, sure. And then I'll call somebody. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
No. Do not call anyone. Just read it and tell me what you think. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:41 | |
OK. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
So... | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
Are you having sex? | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
Yes. I'm having sex. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
Cos if you want any pointers, you know, | 0:12:51 | 0:12:54 | |
I can help you out. If there's one thing you learn | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
after two failed marriages, it's how to eat kitty. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
-Anyone special? -No. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:03 | |
None since Vanessa. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
It's been a year. It's time to move on. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
It's been eight months, Dad. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
What did you want to talk to me about, anyway? | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
-You got a dog? Seriously, that's... -Freckles! Come! | 0:13:14 | 0:13:18 | |
You didn't tell him yet? | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
Damn! | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
I... | 0:13:28 | 0:13:29 | |
Adam, I wanted to tell you. I was just about to tell you. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
How long? | 0:13:34 | 0:13:35 | |
-Well... -How long? | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
Not long. I... | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
She needed a place to stay because, | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
you know, her landlord is such a D-bag. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
Christmas. I ran into her at a party. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
We got to talking. About you, mostly. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:50 | |
It looked so soft! | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
It's not. God! | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
Oh, that really hurt. Damn. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:04 | |
You're fucking my ex-girlfriend? | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
Well, yeah, but... | 0:14:08 | 0:14:09 | |
-She's just so hot. -I know how hot she is. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:17 | |
-That's really sweet. Thanks, guys. -Fuck you! | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
Adam. All right, I'm not the perfect dad. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:23 | |
But the worst thing you can do in life is to say no to love. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:27 | |
And I think she really loves me. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
Don't. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:31 | |
Adam. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:32 | |
Hey, you know the best part about my gay dads? | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
What? | 0:14:37 | 0:14:38 | |
They're never going to eat out my ex-girlfriends. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
That's true. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
Hey, I heard. You and your dad are tunnel buddies, huh? | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
-Wow, Wallace! -She chose your dad over you, man. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:49 | |
That's like trading an iPod for a eight track. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:53 | |
You need to get even. Go have sex with one of his ex-girlfriends. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
Hey, you think when he's busting a nut, | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
he's like, "Great Scott"? No? | 0:14:58 | 0:15:02 | |
Wait. Can we talk about something else? Like, literally, anything else? | 0:15:02 | 0:15:06 | |
-Yeah. -Of course. Yeah. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
"Great Scott." | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
-That's it. I'm going for it. -Going for what? | 0:15:12 | 0:15:16 | |
I'm going to call every girl in my phone | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
until someone agrees to have sex with me. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:19 | |
That's strong. Toast to that. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
That is a terrible, self-destructive plan, | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
and we're behind you a hundred percent. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
Well, hello to you! | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
Yeah, I can come to Ohio. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
Ohio? No, you can't. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
I'll take a cab. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
No, it's fine. I'll come to you. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
What hospital? | 0:15:45 | 0:15:46 | |
I just really need to be with someone right now. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:51 | |
Hey, I was wondering... | 0:15:51 | 0:15:52 | |
Do you have someplace I could put my boner? | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
No, it's just...we could just snuggle or something. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
What? Well, how old are you? | 0:15:59 | 0:16:02 | |
-Oh... -OK. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:04 | |
I got it! I got it. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
I got it. I got it. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
I got it! | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
Oh. You don't remember my name, do you? | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
It's OK. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:50 | |
It's Shira, and you look like you could use some coffee. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:54 | |
Yes. Coffee's good. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:59 | |
I got... | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
Where are my pants? | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
I don't know. They could be anywhere. Here's your coffee. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
Thank you. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:14 | |
Did you have a good time last night? | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
It was all right. Nothing special. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:28 | |
Listen, I want you to know that... | 0:17:32 | 0:17:36 | |
..I respect you. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:39 | |
Thank you. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
Normally, I would remember the name of someone that I've... | 0:17:41 | 0:17:45 | |
What? Oh, my God. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
Did you think we had sex? Oh, my God, we did not have sex. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:51 | |
Hey, Adam. You left your socks in my room. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:54 | |
-Did I? -You did. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
Did I, by chance, leave my pants in your room? | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
No. When we met, you weren't wearing pants. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
Stop teasing him, you guys. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:07 | |
Patrice. Hey, I know you. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
-Yeah. -OK. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:12 | |
What happened last night? | 0:18:13 | 0:18:14 | |
-Did we do it? -We had sex. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
Yeah. I really liked it. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:20 | |
I didn't know that my body could handle that much pain. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:27 | |
And that I would like it. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:30 | |
You're up. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
Emma. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
-You live here? -Yep. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
You feeling any better? | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
Did I have sex with anyone in this apartment last night? | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
No, you didn't. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
No. Sorry. You didn't. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
Thank you. Yeah, that's...that's funny. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
Let's make fun of the hung-over naked guy. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
But I do have your pants, so if you want them, come with me. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:57 | |
Yes. Thank you. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
You don't have to feel embarrassed, because we're all doctors, | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
so we see literally hundreds of penises a week. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:09 | |
I see thousands. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:10 | |
I just pulled a penis out of a Vitaminwater yesterday. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
-So, we are cool with penises here. -OK. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:15 | |
We're professionals. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:16 | |
Well... | 0:19:16 | 0:19:17 | |
It has been a pleasure. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:20 | |
Bravo. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
Bravo, bravo. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
Yep, I'm definitely gay. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
So, how did I get here? | 0:19:32 | 0:19:35 | |
You texted me that it was an emergency, | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
and then I texted you my address, and then you came over. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
And I think you thought you were at home, | 0:19:40 | 0:19:44 | |
because you started taking off all your clothes. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
Oh, God. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:47 | |
-Here are your pants. -Thank you. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
So... | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
-Did I just pass out on your couch? -No. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:03 | |
No, then you did this thing. It was... | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
like a dance? | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
Dance? Yeah, like... | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
-I shook my dick at you? -Yeah. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
Oh, shit. I'm sorry. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
No, no, it was... it was exciting. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
It was like you were CHEERING while you were doing it. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
You were like, "Look at my dick!" | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
-Did you look at it? -Yeah, I looked. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
It was nice. You have a really nice penis. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
-Nice? -It seems kind of like carefree. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:39 | |
-Yeah? -Yeah. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:40 | |
Jesus. I don't know where to start. My dad's... | 0:20:40 | 0:20:45 | |
My dad's dating my ex-girlfriend. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
You told me about it last night. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
Did I tell you, like, in a charming way? | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
Was I like charming and funny when I told you? | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
Yeah. You were... | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
naked and crying. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
Yeah. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
I'm a mess. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:04 | |
Hey. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
It's going to be OK. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:13 | |
Thanks. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:18 | |
Seriously. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
Thank you. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:26 | |
I should probably get ready now. I don't want to be late. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:31 | |
Yeah, it's... You don't want to be late. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:35 | |
No, that would be bad. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
Condom? | 0:22:02 | 0:22:03 | |
-Condom. -Get a condom. -I know. Condoms. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
OK. Condoms. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
Got it. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:13 | |
-Got it. -Hurry. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
You need help? | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
-I got it. -OK. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
Here we go. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
Oh, you got your... | 0:22:25 | 0:22:26 | |
-Yep. -Let me just... | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
-Hey. -Yeah. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
-We're having sex. -I know. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
KNOCK ON DOOR | 0:22:57 | 0:22:58 | |
Emma, we have to be in the hospital in ten minutes. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
OK. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
You have 45 seconds to pull your shit together, OK? | 0:23:06 | 0:23:10 | |
-I'm way ahead of you. -Fine. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
Fine. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
PANTING AND MOANING | 0:23:14 | 0:23:17 | |
MUFFLED PANTING AND MOANING | 0:23:28 | 0:23:29 | |
-Found it! -Oh, great. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:49 | |
Thank you. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:51 | |
So, we're not going to tell anyone about this, OK? | 0:23:52 | 0:23:55 | |
-Yeah. Of course. -It's just easier that way. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
-Definitely. -Good. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:01 | |
Emma, time to go! | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
Coming! | 0:24:07 | 0:24:10 | |
-All right? -Is this...? | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
-No. -It looks like something happened. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
-I'm going to get the bill. I'll pay for it. -Thank you. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:21 | |
Hi. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:30 | |
I just wanted to follow up that text with a phone call. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:37 | |
Wanted to see if you wanted to hang out again. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
That's weird. You just pulled up | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
in front of the restaurant that I'm eating at. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
Hey. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:49 | |
Hi. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
-Hey. I'm Sam. -We work together at the hospital. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
We have like 15 minutes to get food, so... | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
She's just using me for my car. | 0:24:57 | 0:25:00 | |
-You're a doctor? -Not yet. Fingers crossed. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
Awesome. That's awesome for you. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:06 | |
-Hey, Eli. -Hey. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
Well, we're kind of in a rush, so it was good seeing you. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
-Nice to meet you. -Nice meeting you. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:12 | |
You look beautiful today. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
Nice meeting you. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:19 | |
You piece of shit. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
-What? -"What?" Let me ask you. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:30 | |
Did you have sex with Emma? | 0:25:31 | 0:25:33 | |
No. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:35 | |
Did you have sex with Emma? | 0:25:35 | 0:25:39 | |
Yes. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
-I'm not supposed to tell anyone. -Yes! Wow! | 0:25:42 | 0:25:46 | |
I called her, but she didn't call me back. She sent me a text. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
-All right. Well, what'd she text you? -"Hi." | 0:25:51 | 0:25:53 | |
Just "Hi"? "Hi." | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
With nothing else? Just "H-i"? | 0:25:56 | 0:25:57 | |
I don't know. What do I do with that? I don't know. | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
That's not good. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
You just gotta walk away, pal. It's over. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
-She's not into it. -Shit. Seriously? | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
-Good seeing you, guys. -See you later. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
You really think she's just using him for his car? | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
No, Adam, I don't. I think he wants to fuck her in his Prius. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:20 | |
And the thing about fucking in a Prius | 0:26:20 | 0:26:21 | |
is that you don't have to feel guilty afterwards. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
-Cos of the carbon footprint. -Yeah. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
-Metzner talked to me the other day. -Shut up. What did he say? | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
He was like, "No, you're doing that wrong." It was amazing. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:38 | |
Emma. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:41 | |
What are you doing here? | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 | |
Hi. You didn't call me back, so I thought I'd come here. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:50 | |
It's for you. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:51 | |
"Congratulations"? For what? Having sex with you? | 0:26:52 | 0:26:56 | |
Yeah. You did a good job, so... I thought you deserved a balloon. | 0:26:56 | 0:27:01 | |
-I'm working. -OK. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:04 | |
So, what's up with not calling me back? | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
-I'm not good at this stuff. -At what, talking? | 0:27:07 | 0:27:11 | |
Yeah, talking. Communicating. Relationship stuff. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
It's just... This is... | 0:27:13 | 0:27:16 | |
If we were in a relationship, | 0:27:16 | 0:27:18 | |
I'd become a weird, scary version of myself, and... | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 | |
My throat starts constricting, the walls start throbbing. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:24 | |
It's like a peanut allergy, like...an emotional peanut allergy. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:27 | |
Well, I can't date you, either. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:29 | |
Cos you're not my dad's type, so... | 0:27:29 | 0:27:31 | |
-Emma, rounds. -Hey, Adam. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:33 | |
-What's up? -Look, I should probably go. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:36 | |
Thank you. We'll be friends, right? | 0:27:38 | 0:27:40 | |
Yeah, friends. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:41 | |
With the height difference? | 0:27:41 | 0:27:44 | |
We stand next to each other, it looks like he's kidnapping me. | 0:27:44 | 0:27:47 | |
-What? -You always do this. | 0:27:47 | 0:27:49 | |
You always find something wrong with everybody who likes you. | 0:27:49 | 0:27:52 | |
And I date guys who have real problems. | 0:27:52 | 0:27:54 | |
I date guys who steal my credit card, | 0:27:54 | 0:27:57 | |
and then they tell me it's my fault because I left it out. | 0:27:57 | 0:27:59 | |
You find these perfect guys, | 0:27:59 | 0:28:02 | |
and then you're like, "It'll never work, he's too happy." | 0:28:02 | 0:28:05 | |
What's up, Dr Metzner? | 0:28:05 | 0:28:08 | |
Did I just say "What's up" to Stephen Metzner? | 0:28:08 | 0:28:12 | |
That was really hard to watch. | 0:28:12 | 0:28:14 | |
Look, I know I'm supposed to want to be in a relationship. | 0:28:14 | 0:28:19 | |
But I'd just end up with a broken heart | 0:28:19 | 0:28:21 | |
and a bunch of his old T-shirts. | 0:28:21 | 0:28:23 | |
-Just from a purely logical aspect... -What are you doing? | 0:28:23 | 0:28:25 | |
-I'm texting him. -Of course you are. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:28 | |
# If you haven't got problems, I feel bad for you, son | 0:28:28 | 0:28:30 | |
# I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one. # | 0:28:30 | 0:28:34 | |
You know, you shouldn't have gotten her a balloon, actually. | 0:28:42 | 0:28:45 | |
Who do you think you are, the old guy from Up? | 0:28:45 | 0:28:47 | |
You told me to get her a balloon. | 0:28:47 | 0:28:48 | |
Well, I didn't think you'd actually do it. It's a terrible idea. | 0:28:48 | 0:28:52 | |
Listen. Hey, nobody knows about this, | 0:28:52 | 0:28:53 | |
-so don't say anything to anyone. OK? -All right, I won't. | 0:28:53 | 0:28:56 | |
MOBILE BEEPS | 0:28:56 | 0:28:58 | |
-It's from Emma. -What's it say? | 0:28:58 | 0:29:00 | |
-"Where are you?" -What are you writing? | 0:29:00 | 0:29:03 | |
"Hi, how are you doing?" And then a winky face. | 0:29:04 | 0:29:07 | |
No, Adam, it's after 10pm. | 0:29:07 | 0:29:09 | |
Come on, the "Where are you?" text is like saying, | 0:29:09 | 0:29:11 | |
"Hey, I want to have sex with you, | 0:29:11 | 0:29:14 | |
"but I just need to know how drunk you are." | 0:29:14 | 0:29:15 | |
Hey. | 0:29:15 | 0:29:17 | |
Did you fuck Emma and then bring her a balloon? | 0:29:17 | 0:29:19 | |
What? Did you tell him? | 0:29:19 | 0:29:21 | |
No! Yes! | 0:29:21 | 0:29:24 | |
-You can't tell anyone. -She just texted him, "Where are you?" | 0:29:24 | 0:29:27 | |
Oh, she wants the dick. | 0:29:27 | 0:29:29 | |
Adam, you want to come back strong here. Go from a position of power. | 0:29:29 | 0:29:32 | |
Something like, "Where am I? Why don't you check your underpants". | 0:29:32 | 0:29:36 | |
Yeah. Don't write that. Yeah! | 0:29:36 | 0:29:38 | |
-I would never write that. -See, I like to be kind of scary. | 0:29:38 | 0:29:41 | |
Like, "Boo! Here comes my dick". | 0:29:41 | 0:29:44 | |
Did you have sex with some girl and give her a balloon? | 0:29:44 | 0:29:47 | |
Can we not tell everyone? | 0:29:48 | 0:29:51 | |
I apologise. | 0:29:51 | 0:29:54 | |
So, what'd you write back? | 0:29:54 | 0:29:56 | |
"Hi." | 0:29:56 | 0:29:57 | |
-Yeah, that could work. -Yeah, it's not bad. "Hi" is fine. | 0:30:03 | 0:30:05 | |
MOBILE BEEPS | 0:30:05 | 0:30:08 | |
There were so many interesting things going on. | 0:30:15 | 0:30:18 | |
-Yeah. -That flippy thing, what was that? | 0:30:18 | 0:30:21 | |
Sure, I just, I don't know, I had an idea, I just went with it. | 0:30:21 | 0:30:24 | |
-That was a really good call. -Thank you. | 0:30:24 | 0:30:27 | |
We probably shouldn't snuggle. | 0:30:32 | 0:30:34 | |
Yeah. That just felt wrong. | 0:30:35 | 0:30:39 | |
I should head out. | 0:30:39 | 0:30:41 | |
-Already? -Yeah. | 0:30:41 | 0:30:43 | |
You want to grab a muffin or something? | 0:30:45 | 0:30:47 | |
I can't. I have to go to work. | 0:30:47 | 0:30:50 | |
OK. You know, I don't want to freak you out, but... | 0:30:50 | 0:30:55 | |
I'd love to hang out with you in the daytime sometime. | 0:30:55 | 0:30:58 | |
It's not really possible. I have no time. | 0:30:58 | 0:31:01 | |
I work 80 hours a week, doing 36-hour shifts. | 0:31:01 | 0:31:05 | |
What I need is someone who's going to be in my bed at 2am, | 0:31:07 | 0:31:09 | |
who I don't have to lie to or eat breakfast with. | 0:31:09 | 0:31:13 | |
I hate breakfast. And lying. | 0:31:13 | 0:31:15 | |
I also hate war. | 0:31:16 | 0:31:18 | |
Do you want to do this? | 0:31:28 | 0:31:30 | |
Do what? | 0:31:31 | 0:31:33 | |
Use each other for sex, at all hours of the day and night. | 0:31:33 | 0:31:38 | |
Nothing else. | 0:31:38 | 0:31:39 | |
-Yeah, I could do that. -Good. | 0:31:44 | 0:31:48 | |
It's going to be fun. | 0:31:52 | 0:31:53 | |
-You know this is never going to work. -Why not? | 0:31:53 | 0:31:56 | |
Because clearly you're going to fall in love with me. | 0:31:56 | 0:31:59 | |
Oh, really? Well, then we just do this | 0:31:59 | 0:32:02 | |
until one of us feels something more, and then we stop. | 0:32:02 | 0:32:05 | |
-Well, it won't be me. -It won't be me. | 0:32:07 | 0:32:09 | |
Good luck with that. | 0:32:13 | 0:32:15 | |
-Hey. -Hey. | 0:32:18 | 0:32:19 | |
We're sex friends. | 0:32:21 | 0:32:23 | |
Just friends who have sex. | 0:32:23 | 0:32:26 | |
That's not possible. | 0:32:26 | 0:32:28 | |
I'm going to distribute these for an hour or so. | 0:32:46 | 0:32:49 | |
Listen, we should keep this simple. | 0:33:03 | 0:33:05 | |
I mean, maybe we should establish some ground rules. | 0:33:05 | 0:33:08 | |
Ground rules. Good idea. | 0:33:08 | 0:33:11 | |
OK, well, we can start with no fighting. | 0:33:11 | 0:33:14 | |
-No lying. -Those are good ones. | 0:33:14 | 0:33:17 | |
No jealousy, no staring deeply into each other's eyes. | 0:33:17 | 0:33:21 | |
Don't list me as your emergency contact. I won't come. | 0:33:21 | 0:33:24 | |
-Isn't that against your Hippocratic oath? -Yeah. -Yeah? | 0:33:24 | 0:33:27 | |
-I'd let you die. -Oh, yeah? | 0:33:27 | 0:33:29 | |
I'll be back in like... an hour. | 0:33:29 | 0:33:33 | |
Have fun. | 0:33:33 | 0:33:34 | |
I'm just getting some yogurt. | 0:33:34 | 0:33:37 | |
God, I am single as fuck. | 0:33:38 | 0:33:41 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:33:51 | 0:33:53 | |
It looks like it's coming right at me. | 0:33:53 | 0:33:55 | |
Hey, one more thing. | 0:33:57 | 0:33:58 | |
Don't call my penis cute. | 0:33:58 | 0:34:00 | |
Even if it's dressed up like a Care Bear, | 0:34:00 | 0:34:02 | |
and it's giving you a Care Stare. | 0:34:02 | 0:34:04 | |
Don't dress up your penis. Ever. | 0:34:04 | 0:34:07 | |
Does your insurance cover invasive procedures? | 0:34:17 | 0:34:22 | |
OK. OK, this is getting a little too realistic. | 0:34:22 | 0:34:24 | |
Trust me. | 0:34:24 | 0:34:26 | |
I can't focus on my porn with all this real sex going on around me! | 0:34:36 | 0:34:40 | |
Yes, I'm ready. | 0:34:49 | 0:34:50 | |
What are you doing?! | 0:34:50 | 0:34:53 | |
I just friended you. Do you think you're going to confirm or ignore? | 0:34:56 | 0:34:59 | |
Oh, I'm going to confirm. For sure. | 0:34:59 | 0:35:02 | |
Yeah, look at you. Of course. | 0:35:02 | 0:35:04 | |
Any time. Need some help? | 0:35:09 | 0:35:11 | |
Oh, beautiful! Beautiful! | 0:35:11 | 0:35:14 | |
MOBILE BEEPS | 0:35:19 | 0:35:21 | |
...the tomatoes are Australian. | 0:35:26 | 0:35:28 | |
-What was that? -What? | 0:35:36 | 0:35:38 | |
-Are you being jealous? -Of that guy? Come on. | 0:35:38 | 0:35:42 | |
Look, even if I did like him, it doesn't change what we're doing. | 0:35:42 | 0:35:44 | |
-Ah, so you like him. -Adam, I'm not yours. | 0:35:44 | 0:35:49 | |
No, of course not. Why would I think that? | 0:35:49 | 0:35:51 | |
Wow. Prius. Nice. | 0:35:52 | 0:35:56 | |
-It's kind of girly, but nice, huh? -What do you drive? | 0:35:56 | 0:36:00 | |
Just an old BMW. Five series. Right there. | 0:36:00 | 0:36:04 | |
Oh, yeah, sure. I actually paid for mine. | 0:36:04 | 0:36:07 | |
I didn't take it from my parents. | 0:36:07 | 0:36:10 | |
Yeah, I paid for mine, too. | 0:36:10 | 0:36:12 | |
Oh, yeah? | 0:36:12 | 0:36:14 | |
You're a big guy. Do you work out? | 0:36:16 | 0:36:18 | |
Oh. I row. | 0:36:18 | 0:36:21 | |
Like boats? | 0:36:21 | 0:36:22 | |
-I rowed crew at Harvard. -Oh, Harvard. | 0:36:22 | 0:36:26 | |
What were you, a cocksman? What do they say? | 0:36:26 | 0:36:27 | |
-What do they call it? -Coxswain. | 0:36:27 | 0:36:29 | |
No. You know, I get it, right? That you're sleeping with Emma? | 0:36:29 | 0:36:33 | |
I what? | 0:36:33 | 0:36:35 | |
That you and Emma have sex sometimes. I get it. | 0:36:35 | 0:36:38 | |
She's tired, she calls you up, you drive over, | 0:36:38 | 0:36:40 | |
and have sex for, I'm guessing, ten minutes. | 0:36:40 | 0:36:42 | |
Think that's going to last? | 0:36:42 | 0:36:43 | |
I don't know what you're talking about. | 0:36:46 | 0:36:48 | |
Sure you do. And that's fine, for now. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:50 | |
But you should just know | 0:36:50 | 0:36:51 | |
that I'm going to be there right next to her every day, | 0:36:51 | 0:36:54 | |
using big words... | 0:36:54 | 0:36:56 | |
...saving people's lives. | 0:36:56 | 0:36:58 | |
Then, when she's done having her fun with you, she's going to | 0:36:59 | 0:37:02 | |
come running to me, because I'm a grownup, and I have a real job. | 0:37:02 | 0:37:06 | |
I can actually take care of her, you know? | 0:37:06 | 0:37:09 | |
I'm the guy she marries, Adam. | 0:37:10 | 0:37:13 | |
You're the guy she fucked a couple of times in the handicapped bathroom. | 0:37:13 | 0:37:17 | |
-What's this? -These are my feet, Adam. | 0:37:35 | 0:37:39 | |
-They're fantastic. -No, this. | 0:37:39 | 0:37:42 | |
That's your script. | 0:37:42 | 0:37:44 | |
Your dad told me to give it to you. | 0:37:44 | 0:37:46 | |
Yeah, he read it, and he gave you notes, and... | 0:37:46 | 0:37:49 | |
I'm not saying Alvin and I did mushrooms together, | 0:37:49 | 0:37:53 | |
but I'm not prepared to say that we didn't. | 0:37:53 | 0:37:55 | |
I know that you have issues with your dad, and that's cool, | 0:37:55 | 0:37:58 | |
but he really likes you and he definitely likes me, | 0:37:58 | 0:38:00 | |
and we were just jamming ideas and goofing around | 0:38:00 | 0:38:03 | |
and tripping our balls off. | 0:38:03 | 0:38:06 | |
Hey. So... I really feel like it needs to be more ghetto. | 0:38:07 | 0:38:10 | |
You know, like, more crunk? Can you work it out? Thanks. | 0:38:10 | 0:38:14 | |
-Hey. Nice moves. -Hey. | 0:38:14 | 0:38:16 | |
I know you were trying really hard out there, but it just didn't work. | 0:38:16 | 0:38:19 | |
Hey, would you ever? I... | 0:38:19 | 0:38:22 | |
I wrote an episode. | 0:38:22 | 0:38:24 | |
-I used to write in college, so... -OK. | 0:38:24 | 0:38:27 | |
I'm going to have to stop you right there. | 0:38:27 | 0:38:29 | |
-Not your job. -Yeah. | 0:38:29 | 0:38:32 | |
Hey. I'm, like, actually one of those freaks who reads things, | 0:38:32 | 0:38:35 | |
so if you wanted to give it to me, that's cool. | 0:38:35 | 0:38:38 | |
-Really? -Yeah. | 0:38:38 | 0:38:39 | |
-Thank you. -Sure. | 0:38:39 | 0:38:41 | |
Megan listens to me. Sometimes. | 0:38:41 | 0:38:43 | |
Victoria! Seriously? Like, I can see you smoking right there. | 0:38:45 | 0:38:48 | |
Put it out! I'm not going to chase you. | 0:38:48 | 0:38:51 | |
I'm not going to... I'm not going to... Victoria! Hey! | 0:38:51 | 0:38:56 | |
Emma! | 0:39:00 | 0:39:02 | |
Katie, is everything OK? I got your message. | 0:39:02 | 0:39:04 | |
Emma, I have really good news. | 0:39:04 | 0:39:07 | |
OK, it happened yesterday after the picnic, | 0:39:07 | 0:39:09 | |
but I wanted to tell you in person. | 0:39:09 | 0:39:11 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:39:13 | 0:39:15 | |
I'm getting married. | 0:39:15 | 0:39:17 | |
I'm getting married! | 0:39:17 | 0:39:18 | |
-You're getting married. -I'm getting married! | 0:39:18 | 0:39:21 | |
Mum is so excited. | 0:39:22 | 0:39:25 | |
She was like screaming and crying last night. | 0:39:25 | 0:39:28 | |
And she's going to fly down with Bones and help me shop for the dress. | 0:39:28 | 0:39:31 | |
With who? "Bones"? Who's Bones? | 0:39:31 | 0:39:34 | |
Oh, crap. Katie, who's Bones? | 0:39:34 | 0:39:38 | |
He's Mom's friend. | 0:39:38 | 0:39:40 | |
I wasn't supposed to tell you about it. Crap. | 0:39:40 | 0:39:43 | |
She has a boyfriend? Named Bones? | 0:39:43 | 0:39:47 | |
-What is he, a drifter? -No. | 0:39:47 | 0:39:50 | |
Why didn't she tell me? | 0:39:50 | 0:39:51 | |
Well, Emma... | 0:39:52 | 0:39:54 | |
You're so good at being alone. Mum and I aren't like that. | 0:39:55 | 0:39:58 | |
-What's that supposed to mean? -It just is true. | 0:39:58 | 0:40:01 | |
Look, Katie. | 0:40:01 | 0:40:04 | |
You're 22. Do you really think you're ready to quit school? | 0:40:04 | 0:40:07 | |
I love him. | 0:40:07 | 0:40:09 | |
Tea for your 'gina. | 0:40:15 | 0:40:17 | |
Thanks. My sister's getting married. | 0:40:18 | 0:40:21 | |
Yes, we know that. We heard. | 0:40:21 | 0:40:23 | |
Oh, shut up, Emma. | 0:40:23 | 0:40:25 | |
Did you take your Pamprin? | 0:40:25 | 0:40:26 | |
-Leave me alone. -You leave me alone. | 0:40:26 | 0:40:28 | |
I love it when we're all on the same cycle. | 0:40:28 | 0:40:30 | |
We all get to be passive-aggressive and fight. | 0:40:30 | 0:40:32 | |
You are not even a woman. | 0:40:32 | 0:40:34 | |
BUZZER | 0:40:34 | 0:40:35 | |
Who is that? | 0:40:35 | 0:40:37 | |
Hello? | 0:40:39 | 0:40:41 | |
'Hey, it's Adam.' | 0:40:41 | 0:40:43 | |
Are you kidding me? | 0:40:44 | 0:40:46 | |
Go away. | 0:40:47 | 0:40:48 | |
I've got cupcakes. | 0:40:48 | 0:40:51 | |
BUZZER | 0:40:52 | 0:40:54 | |
Hello, everyone. | 0:41:06 | 0:41:07 | |
I told you not to come. It's not safe in here. | 0:41:07 | 0:41:10 | |
Do you think that you have red velvet in there? | 0:41:10 | 0:41:13 | |
I might. | 0:41:13 | 0:41:14 | |
Let's take a look and see what we have here. | 0:41:14 | 0:41:18 | |
Shira, chocolate. Now. | 0:41:18 | 0:41:21 | |
I understand what's going on. You're all on the same cycle. | 0:41:21 | 0:41:25 | |
This is very exciting. | 0:41:25 | 0:41:27 | |
Your uterine walls will be shedding for the next three to five days. | 0:41:27 | 0:41:31 | |
Nice memorisation. Did you Google that? | 0:41:31 | 0:41:33 | |
I may have. | 0:41:33 | 0:41:35 | |
Because you're women. And I think that's a beautiful thing. | 0:41:35 | 0:41:39 | |
It's like a crime scene in my pants. | 0:41:40 | 0:41:43 | |
Oh. I also... | 0:41:43 | 0:41:47 | |
...made you this. | 0:41:47 | 0:41:49 | |
To help soothe your womb. | 0:41:49 | 0:41:52 | |
It's a mix. | 0:41:53 | 0:41:55 | |
"Even Flow", "Red Red Wine." | 0:41:55 | 0:41:59 | |
"Sunday Bloody Sunday"? | 0:41:59 | 0:42:01 | |
Adam. | 0:42:01 | 0:42:03 | |
Did you make me a period mix? | 0:42:03 | 0:42:05 | |
That's so romantic. | 0:42:06 | 0:42:08 | |
Frank Sinatra. | 0:42:08 | 0:42:10 | |
"I've Got The World On A String." | 0:42:10 | 0:42:12 | |
It's a classic. | 0:42:12 | 0:42:14 | |
# Keep, keep bleedin' love | 0:42:16 | 0:42:19 | |
# I keep bleedin'...# | 0:42:19 | 0:42:21 | |
Get that shit away from me. | 0:42:21 | 0:42:23 | |
Come on, it's soup. It's good for your uterus. | 0:42:23 | 0:42:26 | |
Just take it, or I'm going to keep singing. | 0:42:26 | 0:42:28 | |
# Keep bleedin', I keep, keep bleedin' love! # | 0:42:32 | 0:42:37 | |
Oh, shit. | 0:42:51 | 0:42:54 | |
Oh, Adam. | 0:42:54 | 0:42:55 | |
Adam. | 0:42:56 | 0:42:59 | |
What? | 0:42:59 | 0:43:00 | |
We fell asleep. We were spooning. | 0:43:02 | 0:43:05 | |
-We were? -Yeah. | 0:43:07 | 0:43:09 | |
And we were spooning with our clothes on, | 0:43:09 | 0:43:12 | |
which is like ten times worse. | 0:43:12 | 0:43:15 | |
-Oh, shit. -Yeah. | 0:43:15 | 0:43:17 | |
-Fully clothed spoon. -This is bad. | 0:43:17 | 0:43:21 | |
This is my fault. I should not have made you soup. | 0:43:24 | 0:43:28 | |
-What are we going to do? -About what? | 0:43:28 | 0:43:32 | |
Maybe we should... Maybe we should stop for a while. | 0:43:32 | 0:43:35 | |
No, we're not stopping. | 0:43:36 | 0:43:39 | |
Yeah, well, I don't know. | 0:43:39 | 0:43:43 | |
Go hook up with someone else. | 0:43:45 | 0:43:47 | |
-Are you serious? -Yeah, go... | 0:43:49 | 0:43:51 | |
Go to the nearest bar and have sex with a stranger. | 0:43:51 | 0:43:54 | |
-You're kidding? -No. | 0:43:54 | 0:43:57 | |
-This is crazy. -You made me a period mix. | 0:44:02 | 0:44:06 | |
Adam, this is an emergency. | 0:44:10 | 0:44:12 | |
-So you just want me to go? -Yeah. | 0:44:12 | 0:44:15 | |
-Just have sex with a random woman? -Yeah, go. | 0:44:15 | 0:44:17 | |
Like a sexual woman? | 0:44:17 | 0:44:19 | |
Yes! | 0:44:19 | 0:44:20 | |
I'll go have sex with someone, too. | 0:44:22 | 0:44:25 | |
OK. | 0:44:31 | 0:44:33 | |
-No, this is going to be good for us. -Yeah. It's great. | 0:44:35 | 0:44:39 | |
Great. Well done. Well played. | 0:44:44 | 0:44:47 | |
Bye. | 0:44:47 | 0:44:48 | |
I haven't seen her in two weeks, so... | 0:44:50 | 0:44:52 | |
She said I should hook up with other people. | 0:44:53 | 0:44:55 | |
I mean, what am I supposed to do with that? | 0:44:55 | 0:44:57 | |
-Look at my face. -No, I get it. I just... | 0:44:57 | 0:45:00 | |
Look at my face. What does my face say? | 0:45:00 | 0:45:02 | |
Yeah, Adam, come on, you're living every man's dreams. | 0:45:02 | 0:45:04 | |
I mean, she wants you to hook up with other girls. | 0:45:04 | 0:45:06 | |
-Yes. -Look, in ten years from now, | 0:45:06 | 0:45:08 | |
you're going to be having sex with your wife. | 0:45:08 | 0:45:10 | |
And it's going to be in the missionary position. | 0:45:10 | 0:45:12 | |
-And one of you is going to be asleep. -Yep. | 0:45:12 | 0:45:14 | |
And you're going to think back to this moment, | 0:45:14 | 0:45:16 | |
and you're going to call me up, crying. | 0:45:16 | 0:45:19 | |
And I'm going to laugh in your face, Adam. | 0:45:19 | 0:45:21 | |
I'm sorry, but it's what I'm going to do. | 0:45:21 | 0:45:23 | |
This is a gift right now. | 0:45:23 | 0:45:24 | |
You don't even have to have breakfast with her. | 0:45:24 | 0:45:27 | |
I know. I get that. I just... | 0:45:27 | 0:45:29 | |
Look at my face. | 0:45:29 | 0:45:30 | |
You bringing Adam to the Christmas party tonight? | 0:45:32 | 0:45:34 | |
No. Things were getting too intense, so we decided not to see each other | 0:45:34 | 0:45:38 | |
until we hook up with other people. | 0:45:38 | 0:45:39 | |
OK. Yes. Good. We are getting laid tonight, right? | 0:45:39 | 0:45:44 | |
This is going to be like Sideways, except that you're Paul Giamatti, | 0:45:44 | 0:45:47 | |
-and I'm the guy that gets laid. -I can't get laid? | 0:45:47 | 0:45:49 | |
No. Tonight is about me, Emma. All right? I'm feeling hot. | 0:45:49 | 0:45:51 | |
I'm feeling good. I am wearing bikini bottoms | 0:45:51 | 0:45:53 | |
because my other underwear is dirty. | 0:45:53 | 0:45:55 | |
All right, we're hot. You feel hot? | 0:45:55 | 0:45:58 | |
No-one threw up on me today. | 0:45:58 | 0:46:00 | |
We're sluts, Emma! We're dirty, dirty, sluts! | 0:46:00 | 0:46:03 | |
-OK. -Remember, we're sluts! | 0:46:03 | 0:46:05 | |
Good evening, sir. | 0:46:18 | 0:46:20 | |
No, I got that! I got that, pal. That's going to be me. | 0:46:22 | 0:46:25 | |
-Did you just open the car door for me? -Yes, I did. | 0:46:27 | 0:46:31 | |
No-one's ever done that for me before. Do it again. | 0:46:31 | 0:46:33 | |
All right. | 0:46:33 | 0:46:35 | |
-How's that? -It's amazing. | 0:46:38 | 0:46:40 | |
Can I have your arm? | 0:46:42 | 0:46:43 | |
So, when I have to tell someone that someone they loved died, | 0:46:45 | 0:46:48 | |
it's hard, you know? Sometimes I laugh. | 0:46:48 | 0:46:51 | |
Because it's kind of weird. | 0:46:51 | 0:46:53 | |
Very nice. | 0:46:53 | 0:46:54 | |
-Oh, don't even think about it. -I'm going to go talk to him. | 0:46:54 | 0:46:58 | |
Emma, no. | 0:46:58 | 0:47:00 | |
I'm going to do this. | 0:47:00 | 0:47:03 | |
Emma, think about your career. Do not do this. | 0:47:03 | 0:47:05 | |
-Dr Metzner. -Yes? | 0:47:08 | 0:47:10 | |
Hi. I'm Emma Kurtzman. | 0:47:10 | 0:47:12 | |
I've been ho, ho, hoping that I'd get the chance to talk to you. | 0:47:13 | 0:47:19 | |
-Does anyone here need a drink? -Patron! | 0:47:21 | 0:47:24 | |
How are you guys doing? | 0:47:25 | 0:47:27 | |
-Joy, come join us. -Hey, Joy. | 0:47:27 | 0:47:29 | |
-What's up? -I have to work. | 0:47:29 | 0:47:31 | |
Come on, just sit down for a second. Sit down. | 0:47:31 | 0:47:32 | |
-OK. -Come on. Here. You take that one. | 0:47:32 | 0:47:34 | |
-We're just hanging. -Thank you. | 0:47:34 | 0:47:35 | |
Screw the customers. | 0:47:35 | 0:47:37 | |
She is so good at impressions. | 0:47:37 | 0:47:40 | |
-Do an impression, then. -Yes, do an impression. | 0:47:40 | 0:47:42 | |
All right, guess who this is. | 0:47:42 | 0:47:43 | |
Dad! | 0:47:46 | 0:47:48 | |
-Dad! -Oh, my God, that's so cute. | 0:47:49 | 0:47:50 | |
-I don't know. -Come on. | 0:47:50 | 0:47:52 | |
-Where are you? -I don't know. | 0:47:52 | 0:47:53 | |
-Where are you, Dad? -It's Nemo. | 0:47:53 | 0:47:57 | |
-Yes! -Yeah. | 0:47:57 | 0:47:59 | |
-Nemo. -Amazing. | 0:47:59 | 0:48:00 | |
I don't know why I didn't get that. How did you know that? | 0:48:00 | 0:48:02 | |
Cos I've seen it a thousand times. That's how. | 0:48:02 | 0:48:06 | |
-Drew Barrymore. -I don't know if I'm drunk enough. | 0:48:06 | 0:48:09 | |
Come on. You can't do Drew Barrymore. | 0:48:09 | 0:48:10 | |
Oh, but she can. | 0:48:10 | 0:48:12 | |
Happy holidays. I was in The Wedding Singer. | 0:48:12 | 0:48:17 | |
That's it. That's all I have. | 0:48:17 | 0:48:19 | |
That was kind of an amazing Drew Barrymore. | 0:48:19 | 0:48:22 | |
You kind of even looked like her when you did it. | 0:48:22 | 0:48:24 | |
Oh, my God, Joy. I love you so much. | 0:48:24 | 0:48:26 | |
You do? | 0:48:28 | 0:48:30 | |
Yeah. | 0:48:30 | 0:48:31 | |
Lisa... | 0:48:31 | 0:48:33 | |
..I love you. | 0:48:33 | 0:48:35 | |
Wait. I'm seriously in love with you. | 0:48:35 | 0:48:38 | |
Wait. Why didn't you tell me sooner? | 0:48:38 | 0:48:40 | |
-I didn't have the courage. -Oh, my God. This is amazing. | 0:48:40 | 0:48:44 | |
-God, you look so beautiful. -And your eyes are so pretty. | 0:48:44 | 0:48:47 | |
-Have you got? -Let's do this. | 0:48:47 | 0:48:50 | |
Wallace, could you take a picture of this? | 0:48:50 | 0:48:52 | |
Yeah, Wallace, I got a camera right here, if you just want to... | 0:48:52 | 0:48:55 | |
No problem at all. Just get a little closer, ladies. | 0:48:55 | 0:48:58 | |
All right. Everybody smile. | 0:48:58 | 0:49:01 | |
Happy ho-lidays! | 0:49:01 | 0:49:03 | |
MOBILE BEEPS | 0:49:03 | 0:49:05 | |
Hey, hey! | 0:49:10 | 0:49:12 | |
Merry Christmas. Happy holidays. | 0:49:12 | 0:49:14 | |
Can I get you a dri..? | 0:49:14 | 0:49:15 | |
You want to get out of here? | 0:49:19 | 0:49:21 | |
Yes. Yeah. | 0:49:22 | 0:49:23 | |
I'll get my stuff. | 0:49:23 | 0:49:25 | |
MOBILE RINGS | 0:49:49 | 0:49:50 | |
Listen, don't fuck one of those girls. | 0:49:50 | 0:49:54 | |
They're not...they're not nice. They're not nice girls. | 0:49:54 | 0:49:58 | |
What? Emma? | 0:49:59 | 0:50:01 | |
Is that you? | 0:50:01 | 0:50:02 | |
Katie! | 0:50:03 | 0:50:05 | |
Yeah, hi. What are you doing? Where are you? | 0:50:05 | 0:50:08 | |
I'm just studying for the doctor test. | 0:50:08 | 0:50:11 | |
You're coming tomorrow, right? | 0:50:11 | 0:50:13 | |
-PHONE BEEPS -Hold on. | 0:50:13 | 0:50:15 | |
Hey, Adam. | 0:50:16 | 0:50:17 | |
I am following your instructions diligently. | 0:50:17 | 0:50:19 | |
-Put that away! -Who are you talking to? | 0:50:19 | 0:50:22 | |
Are you there? You're not there, are you? | 0:50:28 | 0:50:31 | |
Taxi! Taxi! | 0:50:33 | 0:50:36 | |
Take me to Adam's house. | 0:50:42 | 0:50:44 | |
-OK, ma'am, where's that? -Where Adam lives. | 0:50:44 | 0:50:46 | |
-All right... -Just go. Go. | 0:50:46 | 0:50:48 | |
OK, I'm going. | 0:50:48 | 0:50:50 | |
Got a cocktail for the ladies. | 0:51:05 | 0:51:08 | |
That's my Christopher Walken. | 0:51:08 | 0:51:11 | |
Yeah. I'll just set these over here and... | 0:51:11 | 0:51:16 | |
...then we can all sort of involve ourselves in... | 0:51:17 | 0:51:20 | |
OK, let's... | 0:51:20 | 0:51:22 | |
Well, you guys are doing a really good job. | 0:51:22 | 0:51:25 | |
I'll just be over here if you need me. | 0:51:25 | 0:51:27 | |
Adam! | 0:51:27 | 0:51:29 | |
Adam Franklin! | 0:51:29 | 0:51:32 | |
Adam! Franklin! | 0:51:34 | 0:51:36 | |
OK. | 0:51:36 | 0:51:39 | |
Just keep up the good work, ladies. | 0:51:39 | 0:51:41 | |
What are? What are you? | 0:51:49 | 0:51:51 | |
Hey. | 0:51:52 | 0:51:54 | |
Are you? | 0:51:54 | 0:51:56 | |
Yeah. Oh, yeah. | 0:51:56 | 0:51:58 | |
What's going on? | 0:52:02 | 0:52:04 | |
-This is Joy. -I'm Joy. Hi. | 0:52:04 | 0:52:07 | |
-Good for you. -Adam? | 0:52:08 | 0:52:11 | |
And this is Lisa. | 0:52:12 | 0:52:14 | |
You are such an overachiever. | 0:52:16 | 0:52:19 | |
Thank you. | 0:52:19 | 0:52:21 | |
No, we don't need her. Make her leave. | 0:52:21 | 0:52:23 | |
No. You leave. | 0:52:23 | 0:52:26 | |
Are you trying to get rid of us? | 0:52:26 | 0:52:29 | |
You look like a pumpkin, bitch! | 0:52:29 | 0:52:30 | |
-This is amazing. -Oh, you make... Hey! | 0:52:30 | 0:52:33 | |
OK. I got this. | 0:52:34 | 0:52:37 | |
I got this. You just...calm down. | 0:52:37 | 0:52:40 | |
But we don't look anything like pumpkins. | 0:52:44 | 0:52:46 | |
I know. She probably forgot to take her meds. | 0:52:46 | 0:52:50 | |
You know, for your own safety, you'd better get your stuff and go. | 0:52:50 | 0:52:53 | |
Thanks. | 0:52:53 | 0:52:55 | |
Watch out, though. She could be anywhere. | 0:52:55 | 0:52:58 | |
She's quick. Like a puma. | 0:52:58 | 0:53:01 | |
You're so mean! | 0:53:03 | 0:53:05 | |
Ring, ring! It's the pumpkin patch! They want their pumpkins back! | 0:53:05 | 0:53:09 | |
-We're not pumpkins! -We're ladies! | 0:53:09 | 0:53:12 | |
But you're so orange! | 0:53:12 | 0:53:14 | |
Hey, someone call Charlie Brown! | 0:53:14 | 0:53:17 | |
We found the Great Pumpkin! | 0:53:17 | 0:53:19 | |
Ow! Don't! Don't! | 0:53:19 | 0:53:21 | |
You're crazy. | 0:53:28 | 0:53:31 | |
I felt like Flavour Flav. | 0:53:31 | 0:53:33 | |
-I can't believe you chose those girls. -Are you jealous? | 0:53:33 | 0:53:38 | |
Don't do that. Don't just disappear like that on me. | 0:53:38 | 0:53:42 | |
-You told me to. -You shouldn't listen to me. | 0:53:42 | 0:53:44 | |
Fine, I won't. | 0:53:44 | 0:53:46 | |
-Did you smell my hair? -No. | 0:53:54 | 0:53:57 | |
-What did you want to talk to me about? Wait. -Just hang out here. | 0:54:07 | 0:54:09 | |
Right here? | 0:54:09 | 0:54:11 | |
Oh, man. | 0:54:11 | 0:54:13 | |
Surprise! | 0:54:13 | 0:54:14 | |
ALL: Happy birthday! | 0:54:14 | 0:54:17 | |
# As the days of the year roll by | 0:54:27 | 0:54:30 | |
# There's one that brings a tear to a daddy's eye | 0:54:31 | 0:54:37 | |
# Cos I'm so happy | 0:54:37 | 0:54:39 | |
# To be your pappy | 0:54:39 | 0:54:43 | |
# Today and I'll tell you why | 0:54:43 | 0:54:47 | |
# It's your birthday | 0:54:49 | 0:54:52 | |
# Baby boy | 0:54:52 | 0:54:55 | |
# It's your birthday Birthday | 0:54:55 | 0:54:58 | |
# Birthday boy | 0:54:58 | 0:55:00 | |
# Happy birthday, happy birthday Hap...py! | 0:55:00 | 0:55:03 | |
# Happy birthday, happy birthday Birth...day! | 0:55:03 | 0:55:05 | |
# Happy birthday | 0:55:05 | 0:55:07 | |
# To you. # | 0:55:07 | 0:55:09 | |
Everybody! | 0:55:09 | 0:55:10 | |
# Happy birthday | 0:55:10 | 0:55:14 | |
# To you! # | 0:55:14 | 0:55:18 | |
Blow it out! Blow it out! Oh, Adam, happy birthday. | 0:55:25 | 0:55:28 | |
-We're so proud of you. -Make a wish. | 0:55:28 | 0:55:30 | |
Guys, you get a five-minute warning. | 0:55:38 | 0:55:40 | |
OK? No, he's ten-one. | 0:55:40 | 0:55:42 | |
I already texted him. | 0:55:42 | 0:55:44 | |
-So, all is forgiven? -No. Nothing is forgiven. | 0:55:44 | 0:55:49 | |
Adam, don't you think it's been weird for me, too? | 0:55:49 | 0:55:52 | |
Knowing that...my own son had sex with my girlfriend? | 0:55:52 | 0:55:55 | |
But I got over it. You should, too. | 0:55:57 | 0:55:59 | |
Excuse me! Can I have your autograph, please? | 0:55:59 | 0:56:01 | |
-Mine, too, please. -Certainly. | 0:56:01 | 0:56:03 | |
Listen, let me take you to a nice birthday dinner tonight. | 0:56:03 | 0:56:05 | |
You, me and Vanessa. We have something we want to talk to you about. | 0:56:05 | 0:56:09 | |
-Something? -Yeah. | 0:56:09 | 0:56:10 | |
-Like what? -Just something important, OK? | 0:56:10 | 0:56:13 | |
-Please don't do this. -8:30, STK. | 0:56:13 | 0:56:15 | |
All right? Be there. Bring anyone you want, all right? | 0:56:15 | 0:56:19 | |
-Bye, everyone. Thank you. -Oh, thank you so much for coming. | 0:56:19 | 0:56:21 | |
It's been an honour. | 0:56:21 | 0:56:23 | |
-Great Scott! -Bravo! Bravo! | 0:56:23 | 0:56:26 | |
What the fuck? | 0:56:30 | 0:56:33 | |
-What happened? -Oh, my. | 0:56:33 | 0:56:36 | |
Are you, OK? Are you, OK? What happened? | 0:56:36 | 0:56:38 | |
-Give me that! -That's my phone! | 0:56:38 | 0:56:41 | |
Fuck you, Chuck! You're very talented, but fuck you! | 0:56:41 | 0:56:43 | |
Can we get a medic, please? | 0:56:43 | 0:56:45 | |
Try to use it as little as possible. | 0:56:45 | 0:56:48 | |
-No sports or working out for a while. -Dr Metzner? | 0:56:48 | 0:56:51 | |
Adam, what's going on? What happened? | 0:56:53 | 0:56:56 | |
He sprained his wrist punching a wall. | 0:56:56 | 0:57:00 | |
You texted me that you were dying. | 0:57:01 | 0:57:03 | |
It really hurt. | 0:57:03 | 0:57:04 | |
I gave him some hydrocodone for the night. It's a very strong painkiller. | 0:57:04 | 0:57:08 | |
You might want to have Dr Kurtzman here drive you home. | 0:57:08 | 0:57:11 | |
And here is a prescription for an anti-inflammatory. | 0:57:12 | 0:57:16 | |
Don't worry. You're in good hands. | 0:57:17 | 0:57:19 | |
Your girlfriend here is a very talented doctor. | 0:57:19 | 0:57:21 | |
No. No, I'm... I'm not his girlfriend. | 0:57:21 | 0:57:23 | |
She is not my girlfriend. | 0:57:23 | 0:57:25 | |
Oh, sorry. I saw that he listed you as an emergency contact. | 0:57:25 | 0:57:29 | |
My mistake. Feel better. | 0:57:31 | 0:57:33 | |
Oh, by the way, I enjoyed your dad's TV show. | 0:57:33 | 0:57:38 | |
Great Scott. That's funny stuff. | 0:57:38 | 0:57:40 | |
I'll tell him you said that. | 0:57:40 | 0:57:42 | |
My dad invited me to dinner, | 0:57:47 | 0:57:50 | |
and he's bringing Vanessa. | 0:57:50 | 0:57:52 | |
-You have to come. -No, I don't. | 0:57:53 | 0:57:56 | |
-I just worked 14 hours. -I'm not going to meet your parents. | 0:57:56 | 0:57:59 | |
You know what? Just help me. | 0:57:59 | 0:58:01 | |
These are really powerful painkillers. I can't feel anything. | 0:58:03 | 0:58:07 | |
Feel that? | 0:58:09 | 0:58:10 | |
Yeah. I felt that. | 0:58:12 | 0:58:15 | |
Happy birthday, Adam. | 0:58:15 | 0:58:17 | |
I'm so glad you guys could join us for dinner. | 0:58:17 | 0:58:19 | |
Cheers. I'll come right back to take your order. | 0:58:19 | 0:58:23 | |
So, how you doing there, kiddo? | 0:58:23 | 0:58:27 | |
Perfect, Dad. Thank you for asking. | 0:58:27 | 0:58:30 | |
How long have you two been together? | 0:58:30 | 0:58:33 | |
Oh, we're not. | 0:58:33 | 0:58:35 | |
-We're sex friends. -Yeah. Yes, we are. | 0:58:35 | 0:58:39 | |
Yeah, friends with benefits? Fuck buddies? | 0:58:39 | 0:58:42 | |
Great Scott! | 0:58:43 | 0:58:45 | |
I know this might be hard, but just because I'm your ex-girlfriend | 0:58:45 | 0:58:51 | |
doesn't mean that you can't look at me as a kind of...mum? | 0:58:51 | 0:58:56 | |
-Oh, boy. -Especially because, well, | 0:58:56 | 0:58:58 | |
Alvin and I have been talking about creating new life together. | 0:58:58 | 0:59:04 | |
You see, we were at Burning Man. | 0:59:04 | 0:59:06 | |
-And we were dressed up. -Yeah. I was dressed as a fire bird. | 0:59:06 | 0:59:09 | |
And what were you dressed as? | 0:59:09 | 0:59:11 | |
I was naked. And we were just out there in the desert, | 0:59:11 | 0:59:15 | |
and he was burying my bare body in the sand. | 0:59:15 | 0:59:17 | |
Yeah. Pecking at it with my... fire beak. | 0:59:17 | 0:59:21 | |
And then I just thought, | 0:59:21 | 0:59:23 | |
you know, what if all these grains of sand, | 0:59:23 | 0:59:27 | |
were actually babies? | 0:59:27 | 0:59:30 | |
-And so we... -We had this wonderful idea. | 0:59:30 | 0:59:33 | |
And we...well, we'd like your blessing, Adam. | 0:59:33 | 0:59:38 | |
How do you feel about the two of us having a baby together? | 0:59:38 | 0:59:41 | |
Adam. | 0:59:44 | 0:59:45 | |
This isn't really my place. I mean, who am I? | 0:59:47 | 0:59:50 | |
I just have sex with your son sometimes. | 0:59:50 | 0:59:52 | |
-But... -Yes, she does. | 0:59:52 | 0:59:54 | |
But... there is really no reason | 0:59:54 | 0:59:57 | |
for you to bring a child into this world, | 0:59:57 | 1:00:00 | |
since you're acting like children already. | 1:00:00 | 1:00:02 | |
-That was really mean. -Yeah. | 1:00:02 | 1:00:05 | |
I'm mean. But you're fucking crazy. | 1:00:05 | 1:00:08 | |
Cos given the choice between Adam and his dad, | 1:00:08 | 1:00:10 | |
given the choice between Adam and anyone, really, | 1:00:10 | 1:00:13 | |
I'd choose Adam, every time. | 1:00:13 | 1:00:14 | |
-Do you want to get out of here? -Yep. | 1:00:17 | 1:00:20 | |
Fuck this. | 1:00:20 | 1:00:22 | |
Oh, by the way... | 1:00:23 | 1:00:25 | |
it's the best sex of my life. | 1:00:25 | 1:00:27 | |
Great Scott! | 1:00:31 | 1:00:32 | |
I have to say, this is probably the best birthday dinner ever. | 1:00:39 | 1:00:43 | |
I wanted to make it special. | 1:00:43 | 1:00:45 | |
Yeah? Where's the cake? | 1:00:45 | 1:00:47 | |
That comes later, baby. | 1:00:48 | 1:00:49 | |
-Hey. -What? | 1:00:53 | 1:00:54 | |
Thank you for what you did back at the restaurant. | 1:00:54 | 1:00:58 | |
Go on a date with me. | 1:01:15 | 1:01:17 | |
You're heavily sedated. | 1:01:18 | 1:01:20 | |
Come on, it's... it's one date. Just do it. | 1:01:20 | 1:01:23 | |
Why? So I can wear make-up and act perfect all night? | 1:01:23 | 1:01:26 | |
Yeah. | 1:01:26 | 1:01:28 | |
I'll pick you up, and we can talk about our favourite books | 1:01:28 | 1:01:32 | |
and our favourite TV shows. | 1:01:32 | 1:01:35 | |
I'll pay for everything, and you can reward me | 1:01:35 | 1:01:37 | |
with an over-the-jeans cock rub. | 1:01:37 | 1:01:40 | |
Like a real date. | 1:01:41 | 1:01:42 | |
-Is that really what you want? -This Friday. | 1:01:42 | 1:01:46 | |
This Friday is Valentine's Day. | 1:01:46 | 1:01:48 | |
-Yeah. -No. | 1:01:48 | 1:01:49 | |
Go big or go home. There'll be hearts, | 1:01:49 | 1:01:52 | |
and maybe some flowers. | 1:01:52 | 1:01:54 | |
One date. | 1:01:58 | 1:01:59 | |
Fine. | 1:02:03 | 1:02:04 | |
-What? -I'll go on a date with you. | 1:02:04 | 1:02:07 | |
-What? -I'll go on a date with you. | 1:02:07 | 1:02:10 | |
-I thought that's what you said. -But no flowers, OK? | 1:02:10 | 1:02:13 | |
You look amazing. | 1:02:32 | 1:02:34 | |
Thank you. | 1:02:34 | 1:02:36 | |
-You said no flowers. -That's pretty cute. | 1:02:40 | 1:02:42 | |
Yeah, I'm pretty good at this. | 1:02:42 | 1:02:44 | |
Thank you. | 1:02:46 | 1:02:48 | |
I've had a really tough day, so, I just won't... | 1:02:48 | 1:02:52 | |
I promise. It's about to get better. | 1:02:52 | 1:02:55 | |
-I made you a Valentine's Day card. -What? | 1:03:07 | 1:03:11 | |
It's perfect. | 1:03:13 | 1:03:15 | |
Can you read it for me? Is that weird? | 1:03:15 | 1:03:18 | |
"You give me premature ventricular contractions." | 1:03:20 | 1:03:24 | |
-I'm assuming that's a good thing? -You make my heart skip a beat. | 1:03:25 | 1:03:28 | |
-Don't make fun of me. -Wow. | 1:03:31 | 1:03:34 | |
-So, you ready for tonight? -Yeah. | 1:03:34 | 1:03:36 | |
I'm glad to see you. | 1:03:37 | 1:03:38 | |
-Are you excited? -Yeah. | 1:03:41 | 1:03:43 | |
-Louder! -Yeah! | 1:03:44 | 1:03:46 | |
-Yeah! -So excited! | 1:03:46 | 1:03:48 | |
-Here's our itinerary. -You made me an itinerary? | 1:03:50 | 1:03:53 | |
Yeah, we got a lot to do. We got to make up for lost time. | 1:03:53 | 1:03:56 | |
Google Maps. Nice. | 1:03:57 | 1:03:59 | |
OK, full disclosure: | 1:03:59 | 1:04:03 | |
I have played before, | 1:04:03 | 1:04:05 | |
and I might be kind of good. | 1:04:05 | 1:04:07 | |
-This is pretty. -It is pretty. | 1:04:07 | 1:04:09 | |
-But this... it's just going to be fun. -OK. | 1:04:09 | 1:04:11 | |
Ladies first. | 1:04:11 | 1:04:14 | |
OK. Don't expect too much. | 1:04:14 | 1:04:17 | |
Nice and easy. | 1:04:21 | 1:04:22 | |
-Yeah. I stuck it in. -Wow. | 1:04:30 | 1:04:34 | |
Well, this hole's a little bit more complicated. | 1:04:34 | 1:04:36 | |
You're going to have to bank it off there. It's all about the geometry. | 1:04:36 | 1:04:40 | |
I'm a doctor. | 1:04:40 | 1:04:41 | |
That hole is my bitch! | 1:04:54 | 1:04:56 | |
Yes! Yes! | 1:05:10 | 1:05:13 | |
Yeah! | 1:05:13 | 1:05:14 | |
Thank you. | 1:05:16 | 1:05:17 | |
I don't get my own milkshake? | 1:05:17 | 1:05:19 | |
No, it's one milkshake, two straws. That's what makes it special. | 1:05:19 | 1:05:23 | |
But I'm so hungry. | 1:05:23 | 1:05:25 | |
We have dinner later. Didn't you read the itinerary? | 1:05:25 | 1:05:28 | |
You're going to get more shake, you have a bigger mouth. | 1:05:28 | 1:05:31 | |
You have a pretty big mouth. Oh, easy. | 1:05:31 | 1:05:33 | |
Hey! That's cheating. | 1:05:38 | 1:05:41 | |
Sorry. | 1:05:48 | 1:05:49 | |
Thanks. | 1:05:50 | 1:05:52 | |
-I really like you. -I really like you. | 1:05:53 | 1:05:54 | |
I actually think that... | 1:05:56 | 1:05:58 | |
..I'm falling... | 1:06:02 | 1:06:03 | |
You can have the rest. | 1:06:08 | 1:06:10 | |
How do they change these lightbulbs? | 1:06:37 | 1:06:39 | |
Must be a nightmare. | 1:06:39 | 1:06:41 | |
-Adam? -Oh, here. You want your coat? | 1:06:41 | 1:06:44 | |
I can take that. You cold? | 1:06:44 | 1:06:46 | |
I can't do this. Could you please take me back to work? | 1:06:50 | 1:06:53 | |
No. No, that's not the deal. | 1:06:53 | 1:06:56 | |
The deal is that we're going to walk around, | 1:06:56 | 1:06:58 | |
and we're going to look at the twinkly lights, and then... | 1:06:58 | 1:07:01 | |
Why are you messing everything up? | 1:07:01 | 1:07:04 | |
That's what people do, Emma. | 1:07:04 | 1:07:05 | |
They buy each other flowers, and they go to museums... | 1:07:05 | 1:07:07 | |
You know me. This stuff freaks me out. | 1:07:07 | 1:07:11 | |
It's fake. | 1:07:11 | 1:07:13 | |
What's wrong with what we're doing? | 1:07:14 | 1:07:16 | |
It's working. We don't have to fight... | 1:07:16 | 1:07:17 | |
-We don't have to... -Maybe I want to fight. | 1:07:17 | 1:07:19 | |
Yeah, well, I don't. | 1:07:19 | 1:07:20 | |
What are you going to do? You're never going to feel anything? | 1:07:20 | 1:07:23 | |
How you going to do that? | 1:07:23 | 1:07:24 | |
I don't know. I'll figure it out. | 1:07:24 | 1:07:27 | |
-You're so messed up. -Yeah? | 1:07:30 | 1:07:33 | |
I don't need you to take care of me. I take care of myself. | 1:07:33 | 1:07:37 | |
That's what I do. | 1:07:37 | 1:07:40 | |
Why don't you go find some other girl who's not going to hurt you? | 1:07:40 | 1:07:45 | |
Because I love you. | 1:07:47 | 1:07:48 | |
It's obvious. I completely love you. There. | 1:07:48 | 1:07:52 | |
Oh, yeah. You're such a wimp. | 1:07:52 | 1:07:54 | |
-I am not a wimp. -Well, then be with me! | 1:07:54 | 1:07:56 | |
OK, you're going to fight me. Yeah? Is that what you're going to? | 1:07:56 | 1:07:59 | |
You can't fight me, you're miniature. You're like a girl Rick Moranis. | 1:07:59 | 1:08:03 | |
You fight like a hamster. | 1:08:04 | 1:08:06 | |
Hey. Hey! | 1:08:06 | 1:08:09 | |
Excuse me! Excuse me! You can't do that here. | 1:08:09 | 1:08:12 | |
OK. I'm sorry. | 1:08:13 | 1:08:16 | |
All right, you're out! | 1:08:23 | 1:08:24 | |
I can't keep doing this. | 1:08:41 | 1:08:42 | |
I'm not going to see you again. | 1:08:47 | 1:08:49 | |
I know. | 1:08:51 | 1:08:52 | |
That makes sense. | 1:08:53 | 1:08:55 | |
Bye. | 1:09:02 | 1:09:03 | |
-Hey, you, OK? -Yeah. I'm fine, thanks. | 1:09:33 | 1:09:37 | |
-You want to go get a coffee? -No, thanks. | 1:09:37 | 1:09:40 | |
You're a really good cook. | 1:09:55 | 1:09:57 | |
Oh, this? I just threw it together. | 1:09:57 | 1:09:59 | |
Oh, shit. | 1:10:00 | 1:10:01 | |
Oh, hey, Adam! | 1:10:01 | 1:10:03 | |
Adam. Hello! | 1:10:05 | 1:10:07 | |
Lucy. | 1:10:09 | 1:10:10 | |
Yeah, we were just having a romantic night | 1:10:10 | 1:10:12 | |
when your friend stopped by from work. | 1:10:12 | 1:10:14 | |
Usually I spend Valentine's Day catching up on work and stuff, | 1:10:14 | 1:10:17 | |
but this is like, this is really fun. | 1:10:17 | 1:10:18 | |
How was your night? | 1:10:18 | 1:10:21 | |
Yeah, it wasn't. | 1:10:21 | 1:10:23 | |
Do you want to go to my room? | 1:10:27 | 1:10:29 | |
Yes, I do. Perfect. | 1:10:29 | 1:10:32 | |
Sorry, gotta go. So sorry. | 1:10:32 | 1:10:34 | |
Oh, you know what? I need a napkin. Can I just borrow this one? | 1:10:34 | 1:10:37 | |
Sorry. Just...quick. Thank you. Beautiful. | 1:10:37 | 1:10:40 | |
So, I'm really excited to talk to you. | 1:10:40 | 1:10:42 | |
I hope it's OK that I got your address from the W-4. | 1:10:42 | 1:10:46 | |
-Is that weird? OK. -No. | 1:10:46 | 1:10:48 | |
Oh, wow. This is cool. This is a cool space. | 1:10:51 | 1:10:54 | |
-Thanks. -Cosy. | 1:10:54 | 1:10:55 | |
I didn't know that... I'm sorry about everything. | 1:10:55 | 1:10:58 | |
What? Oh, my God. You're sorry? Are you crazy? | 1:10:58 | 1:11:00 | |
No, I'm sorry. I'm the one who's come to your house uninvited. | 1:11:00 | 1:11:04 | |
So unprofessional. But I read your script. | 1:11:04 | 1:11:07 | |
-And I love it. I really do. -Really? | 1:11:07 | 1:11:10 | |
Yeah, and honestly, like, I didn't think that you could write, | 1:11:10 | 1:11:13 | |
mainly cos you're just... so beautiful. | 1:11:13 | 1:11:14 | |
-Seriously, it's distracting for me. -Thank you. For reading it. | 1:11:14 | 1:11:19 | |
Yeah. | 1:11:19 | 1:11:20 | |
I mean, it's just teenagers singing about homework. | 1:11:20 | 1:11:23 | |
Yeah, yeah, but no, I read it and I was like, | 1:11:23 | 1:11:25 | |
"God, I want to, like, drive over there and tell him in person." | 1:11:25 | 1:11:28 | |
So I did. I got in my car, and here I am. | 1:11:28 | 1:11:30 | |
You know, it's just... I know, it sounds crazy, | 1:11:30 | 1:11:32 | |
cos now that I'm saying it out loud, it does sound crazy. | 1:11:32 | 1:11:34 | |
It's not crazy. I mean, thank you for reading it. | 1:11:34 | 1:11:37 | |
-No, no, no. -I e-mailed it to Megan, and... | 1:11:37 | 1:11:39 | |
-No shit? -Yeah. | 1:11:39 | 1:11:40 | |
-And we'll see what she says. -Wow. | 1:11:40 | 1:11:43 | |
Yeah, I told her she'd be crazy to not like it. | 1:11:43 | 1:11:45 | |
But then again, she is a functioning psychotic, so it's like, who knows? | 1:11:45 | 1:11:48 | |
But there is this extra episode right before the break. | 1:11:48 | 1:11:50 | |
And they are going to hire a freelancer, so... | 1:11:50 | 1:11:52 | |
I feel like I'm talking too much about this, but... | 1:11:52 | 1:11:54 | |
-Hey, do you want to...? -What? | 1:11:54 | 1:11:56 | |
Yeah, sorry. What were you going to? | 1:11:56 | 1:11:58 | |
Just to hang out. | 1:11:59 | 1:12:00 | |
Oh. That's crazy. I was like, "What's he going to say?" | 1:12:01 | 1:12:04 | |
And then you said that. It's not what I thought you were going to say. | 1:12:04 | 1:12:06 | |
That is a chair. | 1:12:10 | 1:12:12 | |
Fuck, yeah. | 1:12:15 | 1:12:16 | |
Do I curse too much? | 1:12:17 | 1:12:19 | |
Fuck, no. | 1:12:19 | 1:12:21 | |
-TANNOY: Dr Anseed, 3251. -Dr Anseed... | 1:12:36 | 1:12:39 | |
Hey. | 1:12:39 | 1:12:41 | |
Can I say something? | 1:12:44 | 1:12:46 | |
And don't take this the wrong way, | 1:12:46 | 1:12:48 | |
because you know I'll be your friend, no matter what. | 1:12:48 | 1:12:50 | |
It's just, you've been kind of depressing to be around lately, | 1:12:50 | 1:12:53 | |
and I might start avoiding you in the hallway, that's all. | 1:12:53 | 1:12:57 | |
Just thought you should know. | 1:12:57 | 1:12:59 | |
So, we won't be there for the rehearsal dinner, | 1:13:03 | 1:13:05 | |
but we'll definitely be there for the wedding on Saturday. | 1:13:05 | 1:13:08 | |
Well, what are you doing tonight? | 1:13:08 | 1:13:10 | |
Adam's episode is taping tonight, so Eli wanted to go. | 1:13:10 | 1:13:13 | |
-I don't have to go. -No. No, go. Have fun, really. | 1:13:13 | 1:13:16 | |
Doctors. | 1:13:16 | 1:13:18 | |
-So? -Don't worry about it. I'll see you Saturday. | 1:13:20 | 1:13:23 | |
-He's an amazing lover. -Oh, boy. | 1:13:36 | 1:13:40 | |
That's... | 1:13:40 | 1:13:41 | |
..why they call him Bones. | 1:13:41 | 1:13:43 | |
You know, I worry about you sometimes. | 1:13:48 | 1:13:50 | |
Why? Is this about me not having a date? | 1:13:50 | 1:13:53 | |
No, no. I know you can dance alone, and I know that you'll be fine. | 1:13:53 | 1:13:58 | |
You're always fine. | 1:13:58 | 1:14:00 | |
-So? -I don't know. | 1:14:00 | 1:14:03 | |
When we lost your father, I couldn't stand to see you in pain, | 1:14:05 | 1:14:08 | |
and... I think you knew that. | 1:14:08 | 1:14:12 | |
And I think that...you got good at being strong for me. | 1:14:14 | 1:14:18 | |
But I'm telling you, be hurt. | 1:14:20 | 1:14:23 | |
I can take it. | 1:14:23 | 1:14:25 | |
The world can take it. | 1:14:28 | 1:14:30 | |
OK. | 1:14:35 | 1:14:36 | |
SNORING | 1:14:36 | 1:14:39 | |
Very pretty here. | 1:14:39 | 1:14:40 | |
So come by the bar. Great place. | 1:15:53 | 1:15:55 | |
Bring your friends. I will take care of you. | 1:15:55 | 1:15:57 | |
Here's my business card. I'm the owner. Me. | 1:15:57 | 1:16:00 | |
-So make sure you come by. -Yeah. | 1:16:00 | 1:16:02 | |
All right? Hey. Great job. | 1:16:02 | 1:16:04 | |
Yeah, great job, man. Really good, yeah. | 1:16:04 | 1:16:06 | |
-You guys liked it? Like really? -Yeah. | 1:16:06 | 1:16:10 | |
-But Wallace cried. -So? | 1:16:10 | 1:16:12 | |
It reminded me of my senior prom. | 1:16:12 | 1:16:14 | |
I got a hand job on the dance floor to "Who Let The Dogs Out". | 1:16:14 | 1:16:17 | |
Hey. Sorry. OK, so there's good news, bad news. | 1:16:18 | 1:16:21 | |
The bad news is, Megan is remarkably drunk. | 1:16:21 | 1:16:24 | |
Seriously, she was, like, trying to take her shirt off. | 1:16:24 | 1:16:26 | |
But the good news is, she wants to put you on staff. | 1:16:26 | 1:16:28 | |
-Really? -So... Yeah. | 1:16:28 | 1:16:30 | |
-That's amazing. -Yeah, so she... Yeah. | 1:16:30 | 1:16:32 | |
-Thank you. -So, you're a paid writer. | 1:16:32 | 1:16:34 | |
Yeah. | 1:16:34 | 1:16:36 | |
Oh, my God. She's getting on the buffet table? That makes... | 1:16:36 | 1:16:39 | |
Wow. | 1:16:39 | 1:16:41 | |
Why are you not trying to fuck that girl? | 1:16:41 | 1:16:42 | |
Yeah. | 1:16:42 | 1:16:43 | |
Yeah, she's crazy hot, Adam. She's like a sexy scientist. | 1:16:43 | 1:16:47 | |
You need to go over there, man up, you need to go for it. | 1:16:47 | 1:16:50 | |
We're counting on you here, man. Man up, man! | 1:16:50 | 1:16:52 | |
-Go for it! Man up! -You keep saying "Man up". | 1:16:52 | 1:16:55 | |
-You cried during the show. -I liked the show. | 1:16:55 | 1:16:58 | |
Yeah. | 1:17:01 | 1:17:02 | |
It was very good. It was OK. | 1:17:02 | 1:17:04 | |
You know, I have to... One minute. | 1:17:04 | 1:17:06 | |
Katie? | 1:17:10 | 1:17:12 | |
The bridesmaids had pot. | 1:17:12 | 1:17:15 | |
Oh, my God, I'm so hungry. | 1:17:15 | 1:17:18 | |
Are you, OK? | 1:17:18 | 1:17:20 | |
I'm fine, I just... You know, I just... | 1:17:20 | 1:17:24 | |
Oh, God, I just love Kevin. | 1:17:24 | 1:17:26 | |
I just love Kevin so much, you know? | 1:17:26 | 1:17:29 | |
-I know you think it's stupid. -No. No, I don't. | 1:17:29 | 1:17:33 | |
-You don't? -No. | 1:17:33 | 1:17:35 | |
I can't stop thinking about him. | 1:17:40 | 1:17:42 | |
Who? Adam? | 1:17:42 | 1:17:45 | |
Yeah. I know it's over, and I'm looking. | 1:17:47 | 1:17:51 | |
It's just no-one is as... | 1:17:51 | 1:17:55 | |
-Tall? -He's so tall. | 1:17:55 | 1:17:57 | |
So tall... And he's so, like... | 1:17:57 | 1:17:59 | |
-Happy? -Annoyingly happy, all the time. | 1:17:59 | 1:18:03 | |
But he has this... | 1:18:04 | 1:18:07 | |
He has the best heart. | 1:18:09 | 1:18:11 | |
-Call him. -What? No. | 1:18:15 | 1:18:17 | |
I can't just call him. | 1:18:17 | 1:18:18 | |
I'm too stoned. Don't argue with me. | 1:18:18 | 1:18:20 | |
He doesn't want me to call him. | 1:18:20 | 1:18:22 | |
I'm the bride. You have to do what I say. | 1:18:22 | 1:18:24 | |
-We haven't talked in months. -I'm the bride, it's my day. | 1:18:24 | 1:18:26 | |
It's my day! | 1:18:26 | 1:18:28 | |
Hey, Adam! | 1:18:29 | 1:18:30 | |
Oh, God. | 1:18:30 | 1:18:33 | |
You're so dope. Did you know that about yourself? | 1:18:33 | 1:18:35 | |
Mama needs to get a cab home, so... | 1:18:35 | 1:18:37 | |
-Yeah. -Shoot, I left my phone in my office... | 1:18:37 | 1:18:39 | |
I got it, I got it. Hang on. Here. | 1:18:39 | 1:18:41 | |
-Do you want to call and just...? -Yeah. | 1:18:41 | 1:18:42 | |
What are you doing? | 1:18:42 | 1:18:44 | |
Chuck! Chuck! Will you please fuck off? Please? | 1:18:44 | 1:18:48 | |
I don't want to go. Yeah, all right. | 1:18:48 | 1:18:49 | |
I don't want to go home. | 1:18:49 | 1:18:51 | |
-PHONE RINGS -I don't want to go home. -Who is it? | 1:18:51 | 1:18:53 | |
"Do Not Call Her" is calling. Do you want to take it? | 1:18:54 | 1:18:58 | |
Hello? | 1:19:12 | 1:19:13 | |
Hi. | 1:19:13 | 1:19:16 | |
It's Emma. Kurtzman. | 1:19:16 | 1:19:19 | |
From Camp Weehawken. | 1:19:19 | 1:19:21 | |
Yes... What is it? | 1:19:24 | 1:19:28 | |
So, my sister is getting married in Santa Barbara tomorrow, and... | 1:19:28 | 1:19:33 | |
I don't know. I heard your show is tonight. Congratulations. | 1:19:34 | 1:19:37 | |
Thank you. | 1:19:37 | 1:19:39 | |
I know this is random. I just... | 1:19:41 | 1:19:46 | |
I miss you. I miss you so much. | 1:19:46 | 1:19:48 | |
OK. | 1:19:50 | 1:19:51 | |
I don't know what to say. | 1:19:53 | 1:19:56 | |
You're... You're calling me because you're at your sister's wedding, | 1:19:56 | 1:19:59 | |
and she looks happy, and... | 1:19:59 | 1:20:01 | |
...everyone is happy, and you're not. | 1:20:01 | 1:20:04 | |
I thought... I don't know what I thought. I just... | 1:20:06 | 1:20:09 | |
I... I guess I wanted to hear your voice. | 1:20:09 | 1:20:13 | |
-I mean, I know we broke up, but... -Emma. | 1:20:14 | 1:20:17 | |
We didn't break up. We never started. | 1:20:18 | 1:20:22 | |
I gotta go. I'm still at work, so... | 1:20:24 | 1:20:27 | |
Have fun at the wedding, and tell your sister congratulations. | 1:20:28 | 1:20:32 | |
Bye. | 1:20:33 | 1:20:34 | |
Oh, fuck. | 1:20:43 | 1:20:45 | |
I have to... | 1:20:53 | 1:20:54 | |
Go. Now. | 1:20:54 | 1:20:56 | |
-Hey. Can I? -Hey. Of course. | 1:21:01 | 1:21:04 | |
Is everything OK? Are you...? | 1:21:05 | 1:21:07 | |
Yeah. | 1:21:07 | 1:21:09 | |
-Yeah. -Yes. -Yeah. -Good. | 1:21:09 | 1:21:12 | |
-This is amazing. -Yeah. | 1:21:12 | 1:21:14 | |
Thank you for this. This... | 1:21:14 | 1:21:16 | |
-What? -This was all you. | 1:21:16 | 1:21:18 | |
-What? -No, I mean... No, I'm not here without you. | 1:21:18 | 1:21:22 | |
That's... That's not true. It's all you. | 1:21:22 | 1:21:25 | |
It's all you. This was all you. | 1:21:25 | 1:21:27 | |
Hey, wait! If you don't make it back for my wedding, I'll kill you. | 1:21:29 | 1:21:32 | |
Bye. Drive safe. | 1:21:32 | 1:21:33 | |
No, but that was you, and it felt poignant | 1:22:27 | 1:22:29 | |
that, of course, the song was "It Was You". | 1:22:29 | 1:22:31 | |
-When Benji and Sari did the kiss... -They committed to it. | 1:22:31 | 1:22:34 | |
That's what hit. Do you think they could remix the song? | 1:22:34 | 1:22:37 | |
How drunk was Megan? She tried to hump my leg. | 1:22:37 | 1:22:40 | |
You have no idea, the stories that I could tell you. | 1:22:40 | 1:22:42 | |
-No, she really tried to like mount it. -Yeah, I know. | 1:22:42 | 1:22:45 | |
Yeah, I got it. | 1:22:48 | 1:22:50 | |
Ornery thing. | 1:22:52 | 1:22:54 | |
Hey. How'd it go? Did you find him? | 1:23:11 | 1:23:14 | |
Yeah. He was with...with a girl. It was his girlfriend. | 1:23:14 | 1:23:19 | |
And I was in a bush. | 1:23:20 | 1:23:22 | |
-Oh. -Yeah. | 1:23:22 | 1:23:23 | |
Crap. | 1:23:23 | 1:23:25 | |
-Are you still there? -Yeah. | 1:23:27 | 1:23:30 | |
OK, get in your car and drive away. | 1:23:30 | 1:23:32 | |
And how much money do you have on you? | 1:23:32 | 1:23:33 | |
Like ten bucks. | 1:23:36 | 1:23:38 | |
OK. The box of 50 doughnut holes is 5.79. | 1:23:38 | 1:23:41 | |
You're going to need two boxes. | 1:23:42 | 1:23:45 | |
I lost him. | 1:23:45 | 1:23:46 | |
-I'm so sorry. -Yeah. | 1:23:46 | 1:23:48 | |
-I love you. -I know. | 1:23:50 | 1:23:53 | |
So, then when I was, like, 11, I was in therapy | 1:23:55 | 1:23:58 | |
because I was, like, obsessively biting my hair, | 1:23:58 | 1:24:01 | |
and then three months in, my therapist died. | 1:24:01 | 1:24:04 | |
-I know, so that was kind of a bummer. -Whoa. | 1:24:04 | 1:24:06 | |
But, yeah. That's why I hate planes. | 1:24:06 | 1:24:08 | |
Thanks. | 1:24:10 | 1:24:11 | |
-So, that's that story. -Cheers. | 1:24:11 | 1:24:13 | |
Thank you. | 1:24:13 | 1:24:14 | |
-I'm so sorry. -No... | 1:24:21 | 1:24:22 | |
-That was such a fail on my part. -It's OK... | 1:24:22 | 1:24:24 | |
-Wait, let me... -It's fine. | 1:24:24 | 1:24:26 | |
We can... I can do better than that. | 1:24:26 | 1:24:28 | |
-Can we try again? -Sure. Mulligan. | 1:24:28 | 1:24:30 | |
-Let's... Why don't we? -OK. | 1:24:30 | 1:24:32 | |
Oh, my God. This is happening. This is really happening. | 1:24:39 | 1:24:43 | |
Oh, my God. You're touching me. This is so happening. | 1:24:43 | 1:24:45 | |
Maybe we don't need to talk about everything. | 1:24:45 | 1:24:48 | |
Oh. OK, great. OK. Cool. | 1:24:48 | 1:24:51 | |
Wait. Are you sure that you want to do this, though? | 1:24:53 | 1:24:55 | |
Yes. Yeah. | 1:24:57 | 1:24:59 | |
OK, cos, like, we can just talk about it, if you want... | 1:24:59 | 1:25:01 | |
-Let's not talk about it. -Oh, OK. OK. | 1:25:01 | 1:25:04 | |
Wait. Should I take my shirt off, or do you want to... | 1:25:04 | 1:25:07 | |
Do you want to take it off yourself? | 1:25:07 | 1:25:08 | |
-I'll take it off. -You know what? I'll take it off. | 1:25:08 | 1:25:11 | |
OK. | 1:25:11 | 1:25:13 | |
Glad I wore a good bra. | 1:25:16 | 1:25:18 | |
PHONE RINGS | 1:25:18 | 1:25:20 | |
Is that your phone? Do you want to? | 1:25:20 | 1:25:23 | |
We'll just ignore it. | 1:25:23 | 1:25:24 | |
You can just get it. | 1:25:24 | 1:25:26 | |
No, it's fine. | 1:25:26 | 1:25:29 | |
-Is it "Do Not Call Her?" -No. | 1:25:31 | 1:25:35 | |
I don't know. | 1:25:35 | 1:25:36 | |
Wait. I'll just... | 1:25:38 | 1:25:40 | |
OK. I'll just shut it off. | 1:25:40 | 1:25:41 | |
Yeah, just... That'll be easier, switch... | 1:25:41 | 1:25:44 | |
-Sorry. -Yeah. | 1:25:48 | 1:25:50 | |
Vanessa? | 1:25:50 | 1:25:51 | |
-I'm coming. -You're what? | 1:25:56 | 1:25:59 | |
It's my dad. There's an emergency. He's in the hospital. | 1:26:03 | 1:26:06 | |
Oh, my God. OK. Do you want me to go with you? | 1:26:06 | 1:26:09 | |
-No, I'm OK. -OK. | 1:26:09 | 1:26:12 | |
-Can I call you later? -Yeah. No, I'll get a cab. | 1:26:12 | 1:26:14 | |
I'll, like, find my way home. Go. Yeah. | 1:26:14 | 1:26:17 | |
# Keep, keep bleedin' love | 1:26:31 | 1:26:35 | |
# Keep bleedin' I keep, keep bleedin'... # | 1:26:35 | 1:26:38 | |
PHONE BEEPS | 1:26:38 | 1:26:39 | |
Hey. Where is he? What happened? | 1:26:52 | 1:26:54 | |
OK. | 1:26:54 | 1:26:55 | |
Don't freak out, OK? | 1:26:55 | 1:26:57 | |
Your dad overdosed on cough syrup. | 1:26:59 | 1:27:00 | |
-He what? -The Purple Drank. | 1:27:00 | 1:27:04 | |
"The Purple Drank"? | 1:27:04 | 1:27:06 | |
It's Seven-Up, cough syrup and a Jolly Rancher. | 1:27:06 | 1:27:10 | |
Why would he do that, Vanessa? | 1:27:11 | 1:27:14 | |
Because he loves Lil Wayne, OK? | 1:27:14 | 1:27:16 | |
You don't know everything about your dad. | 1:27:16 | 1:27:18 | |
Why are you making him listen to Lil Wayne? | 1:27:18 | 1:27:22 | |
-You should be taking care of him. -I can't do this. I can't do it. | 1:27:22 | 1:27:26 | |
You know, I didn't think that it was going to be so... | 1:27:26 | 1:27:28 | |
I don't want to have kids. I... I just... I want to have fun. | 1:27:30 | 1:27:33 | |
-He's so old. -Yeah. He's getting older. | 1:27:35 | 1:27:40 | |
And you're going to have to deal with that. | 1:27:40 | 1:27:43 | |
Adam... old people scare me. | 1:27:44 | 1:27:48 | |
Let's just go see him, OK? | 1:27:50 | 1:27:52 | |
No, no, no. I can't. I can't. Adam, I can't. I've gotta go. | 1:27:52 | 1:27:55 | |
My friend, she's having a party. I'm already so late. | 1:27:55 | 1:27:59 | |
Will you just take Freckles? | 1:28:01 | 1:28:02 | |
Don't take this the wrong way, but you're a terrible person. | 1:28:07 | 1:28:12 | |
Just take Freckles. | 1:28:12 | 1:28:14 | |
Hey, Dad. | 1:28:42 | 1:28:44 | |
Hey, kiddo. | 1:28:47 | 1:28:49 | |
-I had a bad trip on The Drank. -Yeah, I heard. | 1:28:51 | 1:28:54 | |
If anybody asks, this is a Seeing Eye dog. | 1:28:58 | 1:29:01 | |
-Where's...? -She went home. | 1:29:04 | 1:29:06 | |
Right. | 1:29:08 | 1:29:09 | |
I really don't like the Little Wayne. Can't understand what he's saying. | 1:29:11 | 1:29:15 | |
You know who I wish was here right now? | 1:29:16 | 1:29:19 | |
Your mum. | 1:29:19 | 1:29:21 | |
Yeah. Well, you left her, so... | 1:29:21 | 1:29:24 | |
Why? | 1:29:27 | 1:29:28 | |
When you're married and you do blow... | 1:29:29 | 1:29:32 | |
..try to stay away from women who want to fuck you. | 1:29:33 | 1:29:36 | |
Even ugly women. | 1:29:36 | 1:29:38 | |
Blow is blind, Adam. Blow is blind. | 1:29:38 | 1:29:41 | |
You're an asshole. | 1:29:42 | 1:29:44 | |
But you're not. | 1:29:44 | 1:29:46 | |
You got a good heart, Adam. Try to keep it. | 1:29:47 | 1:29:50 | |
Where's that girl, Emma? You guys still together? | 1:29:52 | 1:29:55 | |
-We were never together. -Oh, that's right. Friends... | 1:29:57 | 1:30:01 | |
Sex friends... I'm old. I don't know what you call it. | 1:30:02 | 1:30:05 | |
You liked her. | 1:30:05 | 1:30:06 | |
She drives me crazy. | 1:30:10 | 1:30:12 | |
I'm 58 years old. I've been married three times. | 1:30:16 | 1:30:20 | |
Twice. | 1:30:20 | 1:30:21 | |
OK. | 1:30:22 | 1:30:23 | |
I've got six pictures of my cock on my phone, | 1:30:23 | 1:30:28 | |
and two of someone else's, | 1:30:28 | 1:30:29 | |
and I'm still pretty high on the cough syrup, | 1:30:29 | 1:30:31 | |
so you can take this with a grain of salt, but... | 1:30:31 | 1:30:34 | |
we don't pick who we fall in love with. | 1:30:34 | 1:30:38 | |
And it never happens like it should. | 1:30:38 | 1:30:40 | |
Yes. | 1:30:43 | 1:30:45 | |
I may have to kill this dog. I just haven't decided how. | 1:30:45 | 1:30:49 | |
Get some sleep, Dad. | 1:30:54 | 1:30:56 | |
I'll call you in the morning. | 1:30:58 | 1:31:01 | |
He'll call in the morning. | 1:31:09 | 1:31:11 | |
Isn't that something? | 1:31:13 | 1:31:15 | |
Am I boring you? | 1:31:16 | 1:31:18 | |
Oh, good. | 1:31:18 | 1:31:19 | |
PHONE RINGS | 1:31:32 | 1:31:34 | |
Adam! | 1:31:34 | 1:31:36 | |
Hey. You can't call me and tell me that you miss me. | 1:31:36 | 1:31:41 | |
I don't want to have that conversation on the phone. | 1:31:41 | 1:31:44 | |
So you can't text me and you can't e-mail me, | 1:31:44 | 1:31:47 | |
and you can't... write on my wall. | 1:31:47 | 1:31:51 | |
Like, if you really miss me, you need to grow up | 1:31:51 | 1:31:53 | |
and get in your car and come and see me. | 1:31:53 | 1:31:56 | |
I'm here. | 1:31:57 | 1:31:58 | |
How did... How did you know that? | 1:32:07 | 1:32:08 | |
Shira texted me about your dad, so I came here. | 1:32:08 | 1:32:12 | |
You got... | 1:32:17 | 1:32:19 | |
How is your dad? | 1:32:21 | 1:32:22 | |
-He's OK. -Good. | 1:32:23 | 1:32:25 | |
-I know I can't just call you. -No. You can't. | 1:32:27 | 1:32:31 | |
I know. I hurt you. I'm sorry. | 1:32:31 | 1:32:35 | |
I don't know why I wasted so much time pretending I didn't care. | 1:32:36 | 1:32:40 | |
I guess I just didn't want to feel like this. | 1:32:40 | 1:32:45 | |
It hurts. | 1:32:45 | 1:32:46 | |
But I love you. I'm totally and completely in love with you, | 1:32:48 | 1:32:51 | |
and I don't care if you think it's too late, I'm telling you anyway. | 1:32:51 | 1:32:54 | |
-Will you please say something? -Wait. | 1:33:00 | 1:33:02 | |
You should know... | 1:33:05 | 1:33:07 | |
..if you come any closer, | 1:33:10 | 1:33:12 | |
I'm not letting you go. | 1:33:12 | 1:33:14 | |
-I love you. -That's good. | 1:33:25 | 1:33:28 | |
You want to go with me to this stupid thing? | 1:33:36 | 1:33:38 | |
Your sister's wedding thing? | 1:33:38 | 1:33:42 | |
How long do we have till we have to be there? | 1:33:43 | 1:33:45 | |
A couple hours. | 1:33:45 | 1:33:48 | |
-What do you want to do? -Something crazy. | 1:33:48 | 1:33:52 | |
Now I know why you never wanted to have breakfast with me. | 1:34:02 | 1:34:05 | |
What? | 1:34:05 | 1:34:06 | |
You eat like a baby dinosaur. You don't even chew. | 1:34:06 | 1:34:10 | |
Do you think you can get used to it? | 1:34:11 | 1:34:14 | |
Yeah, I think so. | 1:34:14 | 1:34:15 | |
Good. I was hoping we could do this a lot more. | 1:34:15 | 1:34:18 | |
Really? You know, I was thinking... | 1:34:18 | 1:34:21 | |
We're going to have to come up with some new rules. | 1:34:21 | 1:34:24 | |
I'd like to start calling you "honey" and "babe." | 1:34:24 | 1:34:27 | |
-I don't know about "babe." -No? | 1:34:27 | 1:34:30 | |
-Snuggling? -Oh, yeah. | 1:34:31 | 1:34:33 | |
-I'm going to hold your hand. -Wow. This is all moving so fast. | 1:34:33 | 1:34:38 | |
Also, I'd like to leave the door open when I pee. | 1:34:38 | 1:34:41 | |
I think no. | 1:34:44 | 1:34:45 | |
I think I'm going to do it all the time. It's going to get weird. | 1:34:45 | 1:34:49 | |
-Thank God we're on time. -Yeah. | 1:35:10 | 1:35:13 | |
So what happens now? | 1:35:29 | 1:35:31 | |
-Adam should be here any minute. -Good, cos I'm starving. | 1:35:59 | 1:36:02 | |
So, you've told him about us. | 1:36:02 | 1:36:06 | |
-No, not yet. -What? | 1:36:07 | 1:36:09 | |
I thought I'd wait till he got here. | 1:36:11 | 1:36:12 | |
-And that's a good idea? -Yeah, it'll be fine. | 1:36:15 | 1:36:18 | |
So, to Burning Man? | 1:36:18 | 1:36:21 | |
-Was that fun, or what? -So fun. | 1:36:21 | 1:36:23 | |
Dad! | 1:36:23 | 1:36:25 | |
Eli! | 1:36:25 | 1:36:27 | |
This is her! This is Patrice! | 1:36:27 | 1:36:28 | |
Hi, it's so nice to see you again. | 1:36:28 | 1:36:31 | |
-We love you already! -Come on, family hug! | 1:36:31 | 1:36:35 | |
Shira, I feel like there are parts of me that I haven't explored yet. | 1:37:24 | 1:37:27 | |
And I'm feeling like I want to see other people. | 1:37:27 | 1:37:31 | |
Oh, I thought... This is embarrassing. | 1:37:31 | 1:37:33 | |
I have been seeing other people, Sam. | 1:37:33 | 1:37:36 | |
-You have? -Yeah, a lot of other people. | 1:37:36 | 1:37:39 | |
How many? | 1:37:39 | 1:37:40 | |
I don't know, man. I mean, | 1:37:40 | 1:37:42 | |
two that I can think of off the top of my head, but... | 1:37:42 | 1:37:44 | |
-You remember when I went to Cabo? -Yeah. | 1:37:44 | 1:37:47 | |
-I was a very bad girl on that trip. -You're kidding me? | 1:37:47 | 1:37:50 | |
You're doing great. | 1:37:50 | 1:37:51 | |
Keep pushing. | 1:37:51 | 1:37:53 | |
Oh, God. | 1:37:53 | 1:37:54 | |
I've got the ice chips, honey. Here you go. | 1:37:54 | 1:37:56 | |
Oh, I hate you, you dumb fuck! Get the fuck out... | 1:37:56 | 1:37:59 | |
-You eat the fucking ice chips! -I love you so much. | 1:37:59 | 1:38:02 | |
Come on. It's OK. | 1:38:04 | 1:38:06 |