Old Dogs

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MUSIC: "You've Been a Friend To Me" by Bryan Adams	0:00:31	0:00:34
This walk is exactly what you need.	0:02:13	0:02:15
You've been coiled up like a spring. I don't even know who you are any more.	0:02:15	0:02:18
It's a big meeting, I'd think you'd be a little nervous.	0:02:18	0:02:20
I don't get nervous, Dan. I get excited.	0:02:20	0:02:23
Please don't tell the story.	0:02:23	0:02:25
You're a people person, Charlie, that's wonderful,	0:02:25	0:02:27
but in business meetings you tell personal items from my life,	0:02:27	0:02:30
- and it embarrasses me. - Girls, girls, girls!	0:02:30	0:02:33
DOG GRUNTS Hey! 10 miles!	0:02:33	0:02:36
GROANS I'm sorry, Lucky.	0:02:36	0:02:39
I think he's too old for sprints. I can hear his legs clicking.	0:02:39	0:02:42
Those are my knees.	0:02:42	0:02:43
Do you really think I tell that story for my own amusement?	0:02:43	0:02:46
I do it because it's a sales tool.	0:02:46	0:02:48
Charlie, let's win this account on our pitch.	0:02:48	0:02:50
It's sports marketing. You need an edge.	0:02:50	0:02:52
- I don't want to be the edge. - Hey, mister! Little help!	0:02:52	0:02:55
Sure thing, guys!	0:02:55	0:02:57
BOY GRUNTS Whoa!	0:02:58	0:03:00
BOY: Ow! Oh! Oh! Oh!	0:03:00	0:03:02
- Why did you do that? - My bad! Sorry!	0:03:02	0:03:05
- I didn't mean to. - You're a monster!	0:03:05	0:03:08
DAN: I'm sorry!	0:03:08	0:03:09
You're allergic to anything under 4 feet. You're a mess.	0:03:09	0:03:11
- Promise you won't tell the story. - Fine. I won't tell the story.	0:03:11	0:03:14
CHARLIE: OK, you guys want to hear the greatest Dan Rayburn story ever?	0:03:14	0:03:17
- DAN: No, don't. - Please. Come on, Danny.	0:03:17	0:03:19
All right. 7 years ago, Dan's divorce had just come through	0:03:19	0:03:22
and his ex-wife had left his heart in tatters.	0:03:22	0:03:24
And his bank account drained. Tell them that.	0:03:24	0:03:27
SPEAKING JAPANESE He was taking it pretty well.	0:03:27	0:03:30
That's good. You're taking it like a man!	0:03:30	0:03:32
Stiff upper lip! Getting smart!	0:03:32	0:03:35
- What? - Oh, God!	0:03:36	0:03:38
CHARLIE: People say I saved my partner's life that day.	0:03:38	0:03:40
WAILING	0:03:40	0:03:42
So many people get divorced. WHINES	0:03:42	0:03:44
And neither one of you wanted kids. Now that seems like a stroke of genius!	0:03:44	0:03:47
But that didn't console him. I had to act. I had to do something.	0:03:47	0:03:50
Mr Good Time is going to teach you how to live! Yeah!	0:03:50	0:03:54
- Why are there two pieces of luggage? - Oh, just a little jaunt.	0:03:54	0:03:57
- Nothing too wild. DAN SCREAMS	0:03:58	0:04:00
Hey, Mr Good Times. You said we'd come to Miami, we did.	0:04:02	0:04:05
Can we go home now?	0:04:05	0:04:06
SIREN SOUNDS Whoa!	0:04:06	0:04:08
- Whoa. - Yeah!	0:04:08	0:04:10
Does this drink come with a diving board?	0:04:10	0:04:11
It's insane! Just a sip, I think.	0:04:11	0:04:13
So as a best friend, I felt compelled	0:04:13	0:04:16
to give him a gentle reminder of what it was like to be free.	0:04:16	0:04:19
- I want it to say: "free man!" - SLURRING: Free man.	0:04:19	0:04:22
Big letters, right across his chest.	0:04:22	0:04:23
"Free man!" Comprende?	0:04:23	0:04:25
EXCLAIMS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE Oh. Good night, nurse.	0:04:26	0:04:29
DAN SCREAMING CROWD CHEERING	0:04:29	0:04:31
CHARLIE: I could have sworn that guy spoke English.	0:04:31	0:04:33
It was supposed to say "free man." SCREAMING	0:04:33	0:04:36
CROWD CHANTING Fremont, Fremont, Fremont...	0:04:36	0:04:38
Free man!	0:04:39	0:04:41
SCREAMING	0:04:43	0:04:44
CHUCKLING It's funny, guys. Come on. They love it.	0:04:44	0:04:49
Then the unexpected happened.	0:04:49	0:04:51
Look at all the babes. Don't look, don't look. Now look.	0:04:51	0:04:54
CHARLIE: 14 hours after signing his divorce papers,	0:04:54	0:04:56
Dan met Vicki, the girl of his dreams.	0:04:56	0:04:59
- Whoa! - Whoa.	0:04:59	0:05:00
CHARLIE: Girl in white, 11 o'clock.	0:05:00	0:05:02
- Yeah, but... - Oh, give her the Queen's wave.	0:05:02	0:05:04
- No, the other Queen. - Oh. Hello.	0:05:04	0:05:07
CHARLIE: She was travelling with a friend.	0:05:07	0:05:08
I thought maybe the friend was a magician or a jazz dancer,	0:05:08	0:05:11
because of the way she was moving her hands.	0:05:11	0:05:12
T urns out she's a hand model.	0:05:12	0:05:14
SPEAKS JAPANESE	0:05:14	0:05:15
Hand model. - A hand model?	0:05:15	0:05:17
They model with their hands.	0:05:17	0:05:18
CHARLIE: So, within minutes, Dan is back to his old self.	0:05:19	0:05:21
No, scratch that. He's better than his old self.	0:05:21	0:05:25
Charlie, look at these pictures!	0:05:25	0:05:26
My whole life I've never taken a good picture.	0:05:26	0:05:29
DAN AND VICKI: # No matter how they toss the dice, it had to be #	0:05:29	0:05:32
CHARLIE: I'd never seen him so free, OK?	0:05:32	0:05:33
I mean, so impulsive. He was a changed man.	0:05:33	0:05:35
CRACKING GRUNTING	0:05:35	0:05:37
CHARLIE: Or maybe not so changed.	0:05:37	0:05:40
It's hard to explain to a guy who's never had an impulsive moment	0:05:40	0:05:42
in his life there's two kinds of impulsives.	0:05:42	0:05:45
The good kind, OK, but this is plain stupid!	0:05:45	0:05:48
That was so romantic.	0:05:49	0:05:51
But when he woke up, he remembered, "I was just married 14 painful years	0:05:54	0:05:58
- and I've gone and done it again!" - Whoops.	0:05:58	0:06:00
CHARLIE: To a woman that he barely knows. His "soul mate."	0:06:00	0:06:05
SPEAKING JAPANESE	0:06:05	0:06:06
-...soul mate. - ALL: Soul mate!	0:06:06	0:06:09
MEN LAUGHING	0:06:09	0:06:11
Soul mate!	0:06:11	0:06:13
They never laugh this much.	0:06:18	0:06:20
So, a few hours later, my buddy here, my hombre,	0:06:21	0:06:24
is the only guy I know that's been divorced twice in a 24-hour period.	0:06:24	0:06:28
Now, that's a true story. SPEAKING JAPANESE	0:06:28	0:06:32
ALL CHANTING Fremont! Fremont! Fremont!	0:06:32	0:06:36
- It was supposed to say "free man." - But it didn't. It said "Fremont."	0:06:39	0:06:43
It's a big mistake. It's on his chest for ever.	0:06:43	0:06:46
I don't really think that story honours the feelings I had for her.	0:06:46	0:06:51
No, I'm sorry. Dan, people love that story.	0:06:51	0:06:54
So just get up there and do your thing. Because I killed.	0:06:54	0:06:58
Banzai!	0:06:58	0:06:59
SHOUTING Ixnay on the banzai.	0:06:59	0:07:01
CHARLIE GROANS DAN: Nishamura Media Group	0:07:01	0:07:03
entering the US sports market is a huge deal.	0:07:03	0:07:06
Now, I know you've met with larger groups,	0:07:06	0:07:08
but I'm about to show you why working with a boutique firm	0:07:08	0:07:13
run by two seasoned pros is a smart move for you.	0:07:13	0:07:17
MEN CHEERING	0:07:17	0:07:18
47 million dollars over 5 years.	0:07:18	0:07:21
Man, you better shape up on your Japanese,	0:07:21	0:07:23
cos you're going to Tokyo, baby!	0:07:23	0:07:25
Thank you. This is the kind of opportunity I've been looking for.	0:07:25	0:07:27
And you will not be sorry. In college my nickname was "GT".	0:07:27	0:07:31
- That's "Go To." You go to me. - What's the matter with you?	0:07:31	0:07:34
Biggest deal of our lives isn't exciting enough for you?	0:07:34	0:07:37
So it's a done deal now? There are a few small details.	0:07:37	0:07:40
Like next week when Nishamura and his son come to town	0:07:40	0:07:42
we have to win them over on the golf course.	0:07:42	0:07:43
- That'll be easy. - I'm great at golf.	0:07:43	0:07:45
Then, two weeks from now, we have to make a presentation	0:07:45	0:07:47
- to their executive board of directors. - Done.	0:07:47	0:07:49
All right, sunshine. What's really wrong with you?	0:07:49	0:07:51
- I was not divorced twice, OK? - CHUCKLING	0:07:52	0:07:54
One of them was an annulment.	0:07:54	0:07:56
- Look at that face! - Charlie, don't!	0:07:56	0:07:59
Look at this, Craig. You know what this face is?	0:07:59	0:08:00
- The face of a winner. - This face is willing to hibernate	0:08:00	0:08:02
for six months to make the best deal he could possibly make.	0:08:02	0:08:05
And I don't care who knows it. A toast to my best buddy and business partner,	0:08:05	0:08:09
- Dan Rayburn! Whoo! - Whoo!	0:08:09	0:08:10
- Arigato! - ALL CHEERING	0:08:10	0:08:12
It all comes down to this.	0:08:19	0:08:20
- I don't think so. - 3, 2, 1.	0:08:20	0:08:22
This one's the shooter.	0:08:22	0:08:23
- CHARLIE: Let's see it. - CRAIG: Golden moment.	0:08:23	0:08:25
- Oh. Uh-oh! - Oh, you're just sinkin' em.	0:08:26	0:08:28
Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh.	0:08:28	0:08:29
CHARLIE: Let's hit it. There you go.	0:08:29	0:08:31
- CRAIG: It's a leaking dog. - Yeah.	0:08:31	0:08:33
That's a... That's a neat trick. How old is that dog?	0:08:33	0:08:36
I lost count. Vet said it was a record.	0:08:36	0:08:39
You might want to put a diaper on him, or underwear.	0:08:39	0:08:41
DOG GROWLS	0:08:41	0:08:43
- Yo. - Hey. Where you been?	0:08:43	0:08:45
Japanese real estate agents. Some apartments for Craig-san.	0:08:45	0:08:48
Thank you. I just want to find something authentic.	0:08:48	0:08:50
I've been getting so immersed in Japanese culture,	0:08:50	0:08:52
by the time I hit Tokyo, they're going to think I'm part Japanese.	0:08:52	0:08:54
They'll be like, "Who is this local?	0:08:54	0:08:56
I don't care if you stay on the top of Mount Fuji. Just bring home the yen.	0:08:56	0:09:00
- This can't be. - What do you got?	0:09:00	0:09:02
- Vicki. - Vicki who?	0:09:03	0:09:05
South Beach Vicki? She's in town.	0:09:05	0:09:07
- She wants to see me. Today. - She just called you out of the blue?	0:09:07	0:09:11
- No. - Dan? Dan?	0:09:12	0:09:14
You know last Christmas when I moved in to the condo?	0:09:14	0:09:17
I was feeling really lonely.	0:09:17	0:09:19
And maybe I wrote a 7-to-10-page single-spaced letter.	0:09:19	0:09:21
- Oh, Dan. - GROANS	0:09:21	0:09:23
You've been using your feelings for this woman	0:09:23	0:09:25
to avoid your life for seven years.	0:09:25	0:09:27
I set you up in the most exclusive adult-only condo.	0:09:27	0:09:31
You've never been to theme nights.	0:09:31	0:09:32
You never once went to the Sunday morning schmooze and schmeer.	0:09:32	0:09:35
You know, maybe she hasn't moved on either.	0:09:35	0:09:37
- Well, you can't do it. - Why?	0:09:37	0:09:39
Because we're in the middle of our biggest deal ever,	0:09:39	0:09:41
and you don't have the time.	0:09:41	0:09:42
She lives in Vermont. It's perfect. Start of a long-distance relationship.	0:09:42	0:09:45
You get six to nine months of the spa weekends,	0:09:45	0:09:47
late-night phone calls. I'd still have my days free to work.	0:09:47	0:09:50
She wants to meet me at Grand Central Station,	0:09:50	0:09:51
and I don't know what I'm supposed to wear.	0:09:51	0:09:53
It's not formal, obviously, it's a train station,	0:09:53	0:09:55
but do I wear a sport coat, or coat and tie...	0:09:55	0:09:57
You can wear a sports coat, but you're not going like that.	0:09:57	0:09:59
- Why? - Cos you look like an albino.	0:09:59	0:10:01
groans	0:10:01	0:10:02
This is his first time, so you can see his complexion is ghost-like.	0:10:03	0:10:07
- What do you think of the El Tropical? - Perfect beginner's tan.	0:10:07	0:10:09
- Oh, great. - Yeah. Let's go!	0:10:09	0:10:11
- You all set? - Oh, yeah.	0:10:11	0:10:13
- I'm ready. Alrighty, let's do this. - Um... so...	0:10:13	0:10:17
Face forward, press the red button, spray lasts 10 seconds.	0:10:17	0:10:21
Keep your eyes closed and call me on the intercom when you're done.	0:10:21	0:10:24
OK.	0:10:24	0:10:26
Eyes closed. She wanted a golden God, she's going to get one.	0:10:27	0:10:32
Whoa, um...	0:10:32	0:10:34
DOORS LOCK HAL?	0:10:34	0:10:36
I definitely think that the tan line accentuates the look, don't you?	0:10:36	0:10:40
- Uh-huh. Sexy. - Mmm.	0:10:40	0:10:41
I'm going to start now. WHISTLING	0:10:41	0:10:45
MACHINE HUMMING	0:10:48	0:10:51
Whoa!	0:10:51	0:10:52
MUSIC: Mambo No 5 by Perez Prado and His Orchestra	0:10:52	0:10:55
SHRIEKS	0:10:57	0:10:58
1... Whoa!	0:10:58	0:11:01
2. 3. 4. 5. 6.	0:11:01	0:11:05
7. 8. 9. OK!	0:11:05	0:11:08
Hello!	0:11:08	0:11:11
BUZZER SOUNDING	0:11:11	0:11:12
I'm finished!	0:11:13	0:11:15
Be there in a sec.	0:11:16	0:11:17
So, do you, like, really know Shaq?	0:11:17	0:11:20
- Whose numbers are those? - Oh, my gosh.	0:11:20	0:11:22
BUZZING We have a problem here!	0:11:26	0:11:29
- Shaq! Yeah, Charlie. - It's not turning off!	0:11:29	0:11:33
- Tell him your name. - Shaq? Hi, it's Kelly.	0:11:33	0:11:36
Anybody out there?	0:11:36	0:11:37
Do you remember me? I went to one of your games.	0:11:37	0:11:39
Help!	0:11:39	0:11:40
Yeah. I don't know who you were playing against, but...	0:11:40	0:11:43
I have an emergency here!	0:11:43	0:11:45
Help! GROANS	0:11:45	0:11:47
Just relax. Be there in a sec.	0:11:48	0:11:50
Help!	0:11:50	0:11:52
- A tanning emergency? - Newbies.	0:11:52	0:11:54
Keep the heat kind of medium...	0:11:56	0:11:57
Throw a little bit of butter, and...	0:11:59	0:12:00
PA: Westbound local now arriving on track two.	0:12:18	0:12:21
Westbound local now arriving.	0:12:21	0:12:23
SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE	0:12:27	0:12:29
I'm from Hoboken.	0:12:31	0:12:32
BOTH SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE	0:12:36	0:12:37
What am I, the United Nations? This is crazy.	0:12:40	0:12:41
Look, Mom, it's an Oompa-Loompa.	0:12:41	0:12:43
I'm an Oompa-Loompa. I can't do this.	0:12:43	0:12:46
- Excuse me... - Dan?	0:12:46	0:12:49
Vicki?	0:12:50	0:12:52
- Wow! - Hey!	0:12:52	0:12:54
- I mean, hi! - Hi.	0:12:54	0:12:56
Look at you! You're so tan.	0:12:56	0:12:59
Yeah. Yeah.	0:12:59	0:13:01
Boca. Volleyball, and... Look at you. You're hot!	0:13:01	0:13:05
- Thanks, Tan. - Dan.	0:13:05	0:13:07
- I mean, Dan. - I'm Tan Dan.	0:13:07	0:13:09
BOTH LAUGHING	0:13:09	0:13:10
I got us a table upstairs.	0:13:10	0:13:12
- Let's eat. Yeah. - Shall we?	0:13:12	0:13:13
- BOTH: Thank you. - Oh!	0:13:19	0:13:21
BOTH CHUCKLING	0:13:21	0:13:22
I really don't know where to start, Dan. But...	0:13:25	0:13:28
I need to share it with...	0:13:30	0:13:31
Stop... in the name of love.	0:13:31	0:13:34
Look, seven years ago, we made magic happen.	0:13:36	0:13:40
But it was bad timing.	0:13:40	0:13:42
Now, we'll take it super slow, there'll be no outside distractions.	0:13:42	0:13:47
Just us. I, um...	0:13:47	0:13:50
I'm ready to put these back together. All I need is your half.	0:13:50	0:13:54
- I'm going to jail. - What?	0:13:54	0:13:56
Tomorrow. Two weeks for trespassing.	0:13:56	0:13:58
- Why? - A chemical company wanted	0:13:58	0:14:00
to build a plant that would've drained into a stream near my house.	0:14:00	0:14:04
So I kind of chained myself to a bulldozer	0:14:04	0:14:06
and burned the blueprints to the plant.	0:14:06	0:14:08
Look at you. You're a political activist.	0:14:08	0:14:10
Well, I had ulterior motives.	0:14:10	0:14:13
- You're... Career politician? - My kids.	0:14:13	0:14:16
Zach and Emily play near that stream.	0:14:16	0:14:18
Kids.	0:14:19	0:14:20
You know, I just never thought that...	0:14:20	0:14:23
You... you'd be attached. But...	0:14:23	0:14:27
- Actually, I'm a single mom. - EXCLAIMS	0:14:27	0:14:30
You kidder!	0:14:30	0:14:31
- Twins! - Ouch!	0:14:31	0:14:33
Yeah. They think I'm going to a spa named Westford Farms.	0:14:33	0:14:37
- Whoops! - BOTH CHUCKLE	0:14:37	0:14:39
You remember my best friend, Jenna, from South Beach.	0:14:39	0:14:41
- Oh, yeah. - Yeah, the hand model.	0:14:41	0:14:43
They're staying with her. She's like family.	0:14:43	0:14:45
You got so much going on, girl. It just blows my mind.	0:14:45	0:14:48
That's good, because there's one other small detail.	0:14:48	0:14:51
- What is it? - KIDS: Daddy!	0:14:51	0:14:53
- HEART BEATING - SALSA MUSIC PLAYS	0:14:53	0:14:56
EXPLOSION SOUND EFFECTS	0:14:56	0:14:58
You guys weren't supposed to be back for 45 minutes!	0:14:58	0:15:00
I'm... Da... Da...	0:15:00	0:15:02
Oh! Hey, look who's panicking again.	0:15:02	0:15:04
LAUGHING	0:15:04	0:15:05
He does not look good. I'm calling the paramedics.	0:15:11	0:15:13
No! I'm OK.	0:15:13	0:15:15
GROANS	0:15:16	0:15:17
Guys, would you give us a minute? Please.	0:15:17	0:15:19
Dan, I got your letter six months ago, and I won't lie, it threw me for a loop.	0:15:31	0:15:36
I was completely ready to go it alone.	0:15:36	0:15:39
But here was this...	0:15:40	0:15:41
12-page, single-spaced letter from the father of my kids,	0:15:43	0:15:48
and suddenly I had to ask if I was being selfish.	0:15:48	0:15:51
Then three weeks ago, we were in Friday's for dinner,	0:15:51	0:15:54
and Zach had to go to the bathroom, and as I was taking him	0:15:54	0:15:56
to the ladies' room for the umpteenth time...	0:15:56	0:16:00
I realised, he's never even been in a men's room.	0:16:00	0:16:02
- Really? - My kids are seven. They have a father.	0:16:02	0:16:07
So I thought, maybe it's time they got to know who he is.	0:16:07	0:16:10
I have to confess, I've always been a little awkward around children.	0:16:11	0:16:16
But I guess, if they're your own, it's a different ballgame.	0:16:19	0:16:22
Well, we got a few hours to kill while Jenna goes out on a hand audition.	0:16:22	0:16:26
- Let's find out. - OK.	0:16:26	0:16:28
But first, what do you say we get rid of that ridiculous tan?	0:16:28	0:16:33
I know a few family secrets.	0:16:33	0:16:35
- You don't like it? - I'm sorry, do you like it?	0:16:35	0:16:37
- Not at all. - LAUGHING OK.	0:16:37	0:16:40
- How's your face feel? - Oh, pretty much everything.	0:16:40	0:16:43
- Come on, Dad! - Oh, no.	0:16:43	0:16:46
Not the spinning one. That's a recipe for disaster.	0:16:46	0:16:48
Hey, Dad? Want to see my Five Favourite Food lists?	0:16:48	0:16:51
Oh, I'd love to, Z. Thanks.	0:16:51	0:16:52
- Zach likes to make lists. - I love lists.	0:16:52	0:16:54
- Hot wings and milkshakes. - Chocolate?	0:16:54	0:16:56
Oh, no, it gives me diarrhoea.	0:16:56	0:16:58
I mean, stomach problems and frequent gas-spasms.	0:16:58	0:17:02
- Oh. - I have to go to the bathroom.	0:17:02	0:17:04
Oh, OK.	0:17:04	0:17:05
Hang on. Can you watch Emily?	0:17:05	0:17:07
- Sure. - I want to go to the men's room.	0:17:07	0:17:10
With me?	0:17:10	0:17:11
OK.	0:17:12	0:17:13
TOILET FLUSHING	0:17:16	0:17:19
You're pretty old. How come you don't have any other kids?	0:17:20	0:17:23
Well, um...	0:17:23	0:17:25
Initially, it was kind of a...	0:17:26	0:17:28
You do know where kids come from, right?	0:17:28	0:17:30
- Yeah, sure. - Can you tell me?	0:17:30	0:17:33
Well, um...	0:17:37	0:17:39
In nature, the male and the female of the species, uh,	0:17:39	0:17:44
in what some have called the "dance of springtime," you know...	0:17:44	0:17:48
- ZACH FARTING - It's complicated.	0:17:48	0:17:52
- ZACH FARTS - Do I just stand here?	0:17:54	0:17:57
My mom usually waits outside.	0:17:57	0:17:59
I'll bet she does. I'm out of here.	0:17:59	0:18:01
HORN HONKS	0:18:02	0:18:03
OK.	0:18:07	0:18:08
- Ooh! You're early. - Hi, hon!	0:18:09	0:18:12
I can do my hand cream later. Hi!	0:18:12	0:18:14
- ZACH: Hi, Aunt Jenna! - EMILY: Hi.	0:18:14	0:18:15
Hi, Zach. Hello, Emily!	0:18:15	0:18:18
- I booked it! - JENNA AND VICKI SCREAM	0:18:19	0:18:21
- I gotta go potty. - All right. Lemonade inside!	0:18:21	0:18:25
- OK, I got them. - I got the bags.	0:18:25	0:18:26
- No, no, it's all right... - No, please.	0:18:26	0:18:28
- SCREAMING - Oh!	0:18:29	0:18:31
Oh, no! I got it.	0:18:31	0:18:33
- OK, I got it. - CAR BEEPS	0:18:33	0:18:34
- No, wait. No, please don't. - SCREAMING CONTINUES	0:18:34	0:18:36
CAR ALARM BLARING	0:18:36	0:18:38
- MOUTHING Oh, my God. - DAN: Breathe! Breathe!	0:18:38	0:18:40
Oh, sorry!	0:18:40	0:18:42
YELLS	0:18:43	0:18:45
- Oh... - SIREN WAILS	0:18:45	0:18:48
She's going to be fine. She's a fighter.	0:18:49	0:18:52
She looks good. You look good, hon.	0:18:52	0:18:54
Can you hand me my cell phone? I have to call my agent.	0:18:58	0:19:01
All right. Here we go. Here it is, hon.	0:19:03	0:19:05
- Do you want help? - GROANS No, no.	0:19:07	0:19:10
I'm going to give you a minute.	0:19:10	0:19:12
- I'm so sorry. - GRUNTING	0:19:12	0:19:15
Oh, God! What am I going to do?	0:19:19	0:19:22
Come on, you're a great gal. You must have plenty of friends you could call.	0:19:22	0:19:25
That I could trust with my kids for two weeks?	0:19:25	0:19:28
This is a disaster! I don't have anybody else!	0:19:28	0:19:32
That's not true. No, no. You have me.	0:19:32	0:19:35
- SIGHS - I'll do it. I'll take the kids.	0:19:35	0:19:38
VICKI EXHALES, LAUGHS	0:19:38	0:19:39
DAN: I'll do it.	0:19:40	0:19:41
- I will. - Really?	0:19:43	0:19:45
Oh, yeah.	0:19:45	0:19:47
- BOTH LAUGHING - Hey, yeah, see?	0:19:47	0:19:50
This is good. This is a good thing.	0:19:50	0:19:54
VICKI PANTING	0:19:54	0:19:56
- Do you know anybody else? - No, just me.	0:19:57	0:20:01
MUSIC: "All Right Now" by Free	0:20:01	0:20:03
CHARLIE: And then suddenly, you're supposed to take care of twins	0:20:03	0:20:06
when we have the biggest deal ever? Aw, Dan!	0:20:06	0:20:09
I put their aunt in a halo for a month! What am I supposed to do?	0:20:09	0:20:12
You're supposed to give them back! They got 24 hours!	0:20:12	0:20:14
- They'll find another baby-sitter! - I can't give them back!	0:20:14	0:20:16
They're my kids. It's not like puppies. "Take them back."	0:20:16	0:20:18
- Let's break it down. It's two weeks. - OK.	0:20:18	0:20:20
- Yeah. - All right, let's see. We got...	0:20:20	0:20:22
They sleep 10, 12 hours, right, a day?	0:20:22	0:20:24
- If you're lucky. - You've got TV.	0:20:24	0:20:26
You've got bathroom time. You give them a lot of timeouts.	0:20:26	0:20:29
You know what?	0:20:29	0:20:30
You're looking at about 90 minutes of being a dad a day.	0:20:30	0:20:32
90 minutes?	0:20:32	0:20:34
It's a run-out-the-clock situation, that's all.	0:20:34	0:20:35
- It's not sudden death. - You'll be fine.	0:20:35	0:20:37
- Ha! We can do this. - "We?" No, no.	0:20:37	0:20:40
You are on Planet Dan now, baby.	0:20:40	0:20:43
I'm down here on Earth, just cheering you on.	0:20:43	0:20:45
You started this, remember? You're the one who took me down to Florida.	0:20:45	0:20:49
"Mr Feel-good" is going to teach me how to live.	0:20:49	0:20:52
I wasn't alone then, I'm not going to be alone now, OK?	0:20:52	0:20:55
So, tomorrow morning, 7:30, I want you outside your apartment ready to go.	0:20:55	0:20:59
Because if I'm going to be an old dad for two weeks,	0:20:59	0:21:01
you're going to be "Uncle Charlie."	0:21:01	0:21:04
Well, I don't want to take care of the kids!	0:21:05	0:21:07
VICKI: For both of them, I've packed enough clothes for every occasion.	0:21:10	0:21:13
- That everything? - Yeah.	0:21:13	0:21:15
I can't believe I'm doing this.	0:21:15	0:21:17
Me, too.	0:21:17	0:21:18
Here's the number for the poison control centre.	0:21:18	0:21:21
- Poison control? - Do you need a list of poisons?	0:21:21	0:21:23
No, I think most of them I know.	0:21:23	0:21:25
I should have compiled a list of commonly ingested poisons!	0:21:25	0:21:27
I'm not going to poison our children. They're in safe hands.	0:21:27	0:21:29
- Have you ever been to a casino? - KIDS: No.	0:21:29	0:21:31
- Have you ever seen the movie Casino? - No.	0:21:31	0:21:33
OK, there are only pay phones in the common room,	0:21:33	0:21:36
so I will call you on your cell phone.	0:21:36	0:21:37
- OK. - And no baby-sitters.	0:21:37	0:21:39
Please, Dan. They've gone seven years without a dad.	0:21:39	0:21:42
Promise me you will not leave them with strangers.	0:21:42	0:21:44
- No strangers. Check. - Dan! Vicki!	0:21:44	0:21:46
The kids have never seen Friday the 13th, part 1 or 2!	0:21:46	0:21:50
- Oh, my God! - He's kidding. He's a kidder.	0:21:50	0:21:52
He was scared of The Wizard of Oz. He's kidding.	0:21:52	0:21:54
The monkeys got him nuts.	0:21:54	0:21:55
- Oh, and one more thing. - I'm up for it.	0:21:55	0:21:58
Well, Emily has kind of concocted this idea that you're a superhero.	0:21:58	0:22:02
Oh. Why?	0:22:02	0:22:04
Well, it was her way of explaining where you were,	0:22:04	0:22:07
and it seemed harmless enough to me.	0:22:07	0:22:09
- What are my powers? - You can stop bullets and you can fly.	0:22:09	0:22:11
- Bulletproof and flying. - 1... 2... 3!	0:22:11	0:22:14
- Ooh! - Whoa!	0:22:14	0:22:15
- Oh, gosh, I gotta go. - OK.	0:22:15	0:22:17
I'm going to miss them so much.	0:22:18	0:22:20
OK...	0:22:20	0:22:22
Promise me...	0:22:22	0:22:24
You will devote every ounce of your being to taking care of them, Dan.	0:22:24	0:22:28
I promise.	0:22:28	0:22:29
- Promise me. - I promise.	0:22:29	0:22:32
HORNS HONKING	0:22:32	0:22:34
- So, you're not a superhero? - Not at the present time.	0:22:34	0:22:37
HONKING	0:22:37	0:22:38
Want to pick up the pace, Chachi? We just got passed by a street sweeper.	0:22:38	0:22:41
How about putting it in drive, grandma?	0:22:41	0:22:43
There are babies on board! Excuse me, kids.	0:22:43	0:22:46
Ooh... Who's up for chocolate chip pancakes?	0:22:55	0:22:57
- KIDS: Me! Me! - No chocolate chips for breakfast.	0:22:57	0:23:00
- Why not? - Kids crave limits. It's in the books.	0:23:00	0:23:02
Hey everybody, let's kick this off with some really healthy choices.	0:23:02	0:23:05
How about the heartland granola?	0:23:05	0:23:07
That's like nature's broom! That's kind of wonderful.	0:23:07	0:23:09
Hey! Whoa!	0:23:09	0:23:11
- Sorry. - It's OK, Zach.	0:23:11	0:23:14
- Here you go. - It's an accident.	0:23:14	0:23:15
That kind of thing happens. You have nothing to worry about.	0:23:15	0:23:18
- Hi there. How are you? - Hi.	0:23:18	0:23:20
- Good. - Well, hello.	0:23:20	0:23:22
- What's your name? - Rochelle.	0:23:22	0:23:25
Oh, Rochelle.	0:23:25	0:23:28
Well, I didn't know they could afford to hire supermodels here.	0:23:28	0:23:31
Hey, Pops? Isn't being a grandparent the best?	0:23:32	0:23:35
I'm not a grandparent.	0:23:35	0:23:37
My grandkids call me "Nub-Nub." What do your grandkids call you?	0:23:37	0:23:41
Nub-Nub's good.	0:23:41	0:23:42
PA: Attention, Pamela's diners.	0:23:42	0:23:43
We've just been informed we have two new members to the grandparents' club.	0:23:43	0:23:46
FANFARE PLAYS	0:23:46	0:23:49
# Hey! Seniors, seniors, seniors! Enjoy the grand buffet!	0:23:49	0:23:52
# Seniors, seniors, seniors! We hope you're here to stay!	0:23:52	0:23:55
# Seniors, seniors, seniors! We like to make a fuss!	0:23:55	0:23:58
# Seniors, seniors, seniors, every tenth meal is	0:23:58	0:24:01
# On us!	0:24:01	0:24:05
# Seniors, seniors, seniors... # - I'll be right back.	0:24:05	0:24:07
Rochelle, Rochelle... I don't know what happened back there.	0:24:09	0:24:13
Just a little too much excitement for me.	0:24:13	0:24:15
Oh, no.	0:24:16	0:24:17
Oh, no, no. This is just an accident.	0:24:17	0:24:20
Don't worry. It's nothing to be embarrassed about.	0:24:20	0:24:22
- I'm not embarrassed. - I'll get you something.	0:24:22	0:24:24
It's a glass of water, that's all.	0:24:25	0:24:28
One glass of water gets my pump going, too.	0:24:28	0:24:30
Uh-huh. Uh...	0:24:30	0:24:32
DAN: Also, please tell them we are very focused	0:24:33	0:24:35
on the golf game with Mr Nishamura.	0:24:35	0:24:38
SPEAKING JAPANESE	0:24:38	0:24:39
Write that on your resume? "Oh, I pop bubble paper."	0:24:39	0:24:42
- Would you handle them? - ZACH: We want to Xerox our butts.	0:24:42	0:24:45
Will you excuse me for one moment?	0:24:45	0:24:47
Get off there. I'm sorry, Dan.	0:24:47	0:24:49
- What are you, a frat boy? - I got your phone.	0:24:49	0:24:52
- Timeout. - Ah! Timeout.	0:24:52	0:24:54
- Give that back! Yes. - Keep-away? Are we doing this?	0:24:54	0:24:56
ZACH: Toss it to me, Emily! Toss it to me!	0:24:56	0:24:59
Your Japanese is so terrific.	0:24:59	0:25:02
- You speak Japanese? - Well, no.	0:25:02	0:25:04
But I don't have to speak Japanese	0:25:04	0:25:06
to see how beautiful you are when you speak it.	0:25:06	0:25:09
Don't go out there! Don't go out there! Come back this way.	0:25:09	0:25:12
- Yeah, I'm their favourite uncle. - How old are they?	0:25:12	0:25:16
- How old do you think they are? - Um...	0:25:18	0:25:21
- Seven? - Seven! Yeah. You're good.	0:25:22	0:25:26
- Fraternal twins? - Is there any other kind?	0:25:26	0:25:28
BOTH LAUGHING	0:25:28	0:25:30
Oh, jeez. When you're around kids as much as I am,	0:25:31	0:25:34
you got to develop a sense of humour.	0:25:34	0:25:36
- But it's rewarding, too. - Hmm...	0:25:36	0:25:40
Do you like the beach, "favourite uncle" Charlie?	0:25:40	0:25:42
Love!	0:25:42	0:25:43
Why don't you come to Westport on Saturday.	0:25:44	0:25:46
I'm going to meet some friends at their beach house.	0:25:46	0:25:48
You can even bring your niece and nephew.	0:25:48	0:25:49
Well, I just may do that, "beautiful translator" Amanda.	0:25:49	0:25:53
BOTH LAUGH	0:25:53	0:25:54
Go camping, learn how to ride a two-wheeler,	0:25:55	0:25:57
my first pro baseball game, refinish a deck and surfing.	0:25:57	0:26:01
That's my Dad List.	0:26:01	0:26:03
That sounds great. Pull up your hoods, OK?	0:26:03	0:26:07
- Put these on, all right? - Why?	0:26:07	0:26:10
Technically, you're not supposed to be here, let alone living here.	0:26:10	0:26:12
But we're going to have a lot of fun. Let's go.	0:26:12	0:26:15
WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY	0:26:16	0:26:18
Dan?	0:26:21	0:26:22
Ooh! Betty. Hide! Go, go!	0:26:22	0:26:24
- Dan, is that you? - Hey, Betty!	0:26:24	0:26:26
- Hi! You are looking good. - You, too, baby.	0:26:26	0:26:30
LAUGHING What's all that racket?	0:26:30	0:26:33
I don't know. Maybe immigrants. I'm not sure.	0:26:33	0:26:35
Raccoons, most likely.	0:26:35	0:26:37
No... Oh, my God, I see kids!	0:26:37	0:26:39
- No, these are my... - I see kids!	0:26:39	0:26:41
- SCREAMING - SHOUTING	0:26:41	0:26:43
SIREN WAILS	0:26:43	0:26:44
Why don't you put them in a hotel? They would love room service.	0:26:44	0:26:47
DAN: They'd also love a spa, but we can't... Don't run! Careful!	0:26:47	0:26:50
- Don't touch that! - Dan Easy. Slow down! No running!	0:26:50	0:26:52
Watch out! A lot of expensive things...	0:26:52	0:26:55
- Are you out of your mind? - Why?	0:26:55	0:26:56
Come on!	0:26:56	0:26:57
Listen. You're the one that forced me into that place.	0:26:57	0:26:59
- I cajoled you, I cajoled you. - Don't give me semantics.	0:26:59	0:27:03
Look, they're going upstairs now!	0:27:03	0:27:04
This is my crib, man! This is where I get down.	0:27:06	0:27:09
This is where I sink the three points. This is where I throw the TD.	0:27:09	0:27:12
This isn't for kids, man.	0:27:12	0:27:14
Look, that pool out there, that's got a 15-foot deep end.	0:27:14	0:27:17
Look at this place! I got pointy-edged furniture. I got...	0:27:17	0:27:21
Those spears probably still have poison on them.	0:27:21	0:27:23
You don't want them in this house.	0:27:23	0:27:24
I do not lead a child-safe life, man.	0:27:24	0:27:29
It is not... not how I roll. You know?	0:27:29	0:27:32
- Charlie... - SIGHS	0:27:32	0:27:34
- I'm barely treading water here. - Aw, don't...	0:27:34	0:27:36
I don't know these kids very long, but I'm still their dad.	0:27:36	0:27:38
And they need a home. And so do I.	0:27:38	0:27:42
Right now, you're the closest thing we got.	0:27:42	0:27:45
SIGHS	0:27:50	0:27:51
Thanks, bro. You're the best.	0:27:51	0:27:53
OK. You went emotional and it paid off.	0:27:55	0:27:58
- Good. - This time.	0:27:58	0:27:59
OK.	0:27:59	0:28:01
Oh, it's Vicki! Kids!	0:28:03	0:28:06
Well, first everybody thought Dad was our grandpa.	0:28:06	0:28:09
Then he pretty much worked the rest of the day.	0:28:09	0:28:13
SLOWLY: "Everything is fine."	0:28:13	0:28:16
And he did say he was going to do the first thing on Zach's Dad List.	0:28:16	0:28:20
That sounds promising. See? This is going to be great.	0:28:20	0:28:23
Here's Dad.	0:28:23	0:28:24
Hey, Vic. Didn't she sound wonderful?	0:28:25	0:28:27
- How's everything going? - I'm OK.	0:28:27	0:28:29
Don't you worry a moment about how things are going here	0:28:29	0:28:32
because everything's going great.	0:28:32	0:28:34
OK, you guys... lights out.	0:28:36	0:28:39
DAN: OK.	0:28:40	0:28:42
Alrighty. There you go.	0:28:42	0:28:44
- You have your creature? Good. - I do.	0:28:44	0:28:47
- You OK? - Mm-hm.	0:28:50	0:28:51
Good night.	0:28:53	0:28:54
I just shook my daughter's hand good night.	0:29:19	0:29:21
I'm no good at this, Charlie.	0:29:24	0:29:26
Come on. You're trying. That's what matters.	0:29:26	0:29:29
Thanks.	0:29:29	0:29:30
They are cute, though.	0:29:35	0:29:37
Yeah. They are when they're in a... dormant configuration.	0:29:37	0:29:42
- POUNDING, DRILLING - WHIMPERS	0:29:49	0:29:53
MAN: Whoo-wee! Look at this, Nick!	0:29:53	0:29:55
DRILL BUZZING	0:29:55	0:29:57
- Ready for the other one? - Don't get drill happy.	0:30:02	0:30:05
MAN: No, no, no. It's all good.	0:30:05	0:30:07
- DRILL BUZZING - Hey!	0:30:07	0:30:08
TOOL DROPPING	0:30:08	0:30:10
- What are you doing? - Sir, it's cool.	0:30:10	0:30:13
That's Nick and I'm Gary. We're the childproofers.	0:30:13	0:30:16
- Really? - I'm going to need access	0:30:16	0:30:18
to all your personal drawers and stuff.	0:30:18	0:30:21
- Dan! Dan! Did you do this? - Charlie!	0:30:21	0:30:25
- Oh, yeah. - Did you bring them in?	0:30:25	0:30:27
- Definitely. - Why?	0:30:27	0:30:28
You described this house as being a dangerous place for kids,	0:30:28	0:30:30
so I hired the best childproofers there are.	0:30:30	0:30:32
The tall guy over there, he was a civil engineer.	0:30:32	0:30:35
What kind of a civil engineer would be baby-proofing a house?	0:30:35	0:30:38
Failed one, sir, I'm a failed civil engineer.	0:30:41	0:30:44
I got a lot of bad road behind me. Lot of potholes.	0:30:44	0:30:48
That's why I'm going to be extra vigilant in protecting your children.	0:30:48	0:30:51
They're seven. And they're his kids.	0:30:51	0:30:53
- That's true. - That's progressive,	0:30:53	0:30:55
- and I'm all for it. - Oh, come on!	0:30:55	0:30:56
Even I know you do not baby-proof a house for seven-year-olds.	0:30:56	0:31:00
- Oh! - What about the 15-foot deep end?	0:31:00	0:31:02
Sir, you got a flamethrower for a fireplace.	0:31:02	0:31:05
- It's a fashion. It's a style. - The spears?	0:31:05	0:31:07
What guy buys poison-tipped spears?	0:31:07	0:31:09
A thousand years ago they were poison. I don't know if they're poison now.	0:31:09	0:31:12
You bought those a thousand years ago?	0:31:12	0:31:14
- Expect me to believe that? - You designed this house of horrors.	0:31:14	0:31:17
You brought the kids to this house. Stop it! Don't eat that.	0:31:17	0:31:20
Those are dog treats.	0:31:20	0:31:21
Everything tastes like dog food after that smoked salmon I just had.	0:31:21	0:31:25
You ate the salmon?	0:31:25	0:31:26
- That was a gift. - Yes, it was.	0:31:28	0:31:32
- You guys better pack. - Pack?	0:31:34	0:31:37
- Why are you dressed like that? - What do we pack for?	0:31:37	0:31:39
Camping. That's first on my Dad List.	0:31:39	0:31:41
And we're Pioneers, so you have to find the nearest campground.	0:31:41	0:31:44
We have 50 files of Nishamura work to do before Saturday.	0:31:44	0:31:47
Guys, camping... I don't think we can do it.	0:31:47	0:31:50
- ZACH: But you promised! - DAN: I know I promised,	0:31:50	0:31:53
but I didn't realise camping involved a camping trip, and we have to reschedule.	0:31:53	0:31:57
- ZACH: But you promised. - Sometimes promises	0:31:57	0:31:59
- aren't written in stone. - BOTH: But you promised!	0:31:59	0:32:02
INHALING: We've been a Pioneer family for four generations now.	0:32:21	0:32:25
I practically grew up in these woods following Grandpa Ted.	0:32:25	0:32:29
Gramps was troop leader 63 years ago.	0:32:29	0:32:33
and was the recipient of the supreme Pioneer honour.	0:32:33	0:32:36
Interred for eternity...	0:32:36	0:32:39
in a tomb erected with his own hands.	0:32:42	0:32:46
right here on this... on this very campsite.	0:32:46	0:32:49
SHUDDERING	0:32:51	0:32:52
Not in front of the kids.	0:32:54	0:32:56
Hey. Hey. Psst.	0:32:56	0:32:59
Hey! You remind me of that old dude who stole my girlfriend.	0:32:59	0:33:04
- What? - MAN: I promised myself...	0:33:04	0:33:07
Yeah, you. You! Mr Wall-of-Hair.	0:33:07	0:33:09
Rick, you're a counsellor here. This is sacred ground.	0:33:09	0:33:11
- Something I got to tell you. - The Pioneers have meant	0:33:11	0:33:14
the world to the Taylor clan. That's who I am.	0:33:14	0:33:19
Troop leader. Patriot. TSA supervisor.	0:33:19	0:33:23
And dad. I am Barry Taylor.	0:33:23	0:33:26
- COMPUTER BEEPING - PHONE BEEPING	0:33:26	0:33:30
Gentlemen, why don't we put down the electronic devices,	0:33:30	0:33:34
and try to get into it a little bit?	0:33:34	0:33:36
Hmm? After all... we're here for the kids.	0:33:36	0:33:42
Fine.	0:33:42	0:33:44
- PHONE RINGS - MOUTHING: Sorry.	0:33:44	0:33:47
Here for the kids? What's he talking about?	0:33:53	0:33:54
OK, kids. Who wants to have some fun?	0:33:54	0:33:57
- ALL CHEER - Yeah...!	0:33:57	0:33:58
- Let's go dig a hole. - ALL CHEER	0:33:58	0:34:01
- What's your problem? - How about we go dig a hole.	0:34:01	0:34:04
He's giving me the stink eye.	0:34:04	0:34:05
You thief. I loved her. I loved her so much.	0:34:05	0:34:09
- What are you saying? - My beef is not with you, old woman.	0:34:09	0:34:11
- Thank you. - GROWLING SOFTLY	0:34:11	0:34:13
- OK, now I got it. - He has a lot.	0:34:13	0:34:17
INDISTINCT CHATTERING	0:34:17	0:34:19
Hey, Zach, Emily. Why don't you get your grandpa	0:34:21	0:34:24
- to leave the office... - GIGGLING	0:34:24	0:34:26
and come over here and join us in the woods?	0:34:26	0:34:28
He's not our grandpa, he's our dad.	0:34:28	0:34:30
Sure, Zach. My grandpa was like a dad to me, too.	0:34:34	0:34:40
He is, Troop Master Barry. He's my dad, and that's his partner.	0:34:40	0:34:44
- It's like we have two dads! - DAN: Just found out.	0:34:44	0:34:47
Trust me. It was a surprise.	0:34:47	0:34:49
- Been together 30 years. - Feels like 50.	0:34:49	0:34:51
- DAN: Oh, well... - We're soul mates, really.	0:34:52	0:34:55
You must have a best buddy.	0:34:55	0:34:58
DAN: Yeah. A pal? Someone you can...	0:34:58	0:35:00
- Fine. - Take care.	0:35:01	0:35:03
- Loner. - Loner.	0:35:03	0:35:04
- Loser! - Loser.	0:35:04	0:35:06
- CHARLIE: No bears allowed. - ZACH: Thank you, Troop Master Barry.	0:35:07	0:35:10
- EMILY: Thanks. - No trouble at all, kids.	0:35:10	0:35:13
You ladies ready to play a little Ultimate Frisbee?	0:35:13	0:35:16
- I think so, Mr Testosterone. - CHARLIE: Yeah.	0:35:16	0:35:18
DAN: Ultimate Frisbee? That's our game.	0:35:18	0:35:20
- Let's do this for our kids, huh? - Yeah!	0:35:20	0:35:24
Come on, man. Let's do it. Yeah, for the kids. Yeah, baby.	0:35:24	0:35:27
All right, let's do this. Sports marketing!	0:35:27	0:35:29
Sports marketing! Yeah! Make the deal. Get them!	0:35:29	0:35:32
- That's bear scat, gentlemen. - Yeah... Yeah, it is.	0:35:33	0:35:37
- ZACH: Dad? - Yeah?	0:35:38	0:35:39
I think "scat" is poop.	0:35:39	0:35:41
- Really, son? - Zach Yeah.	0:35:42	0:35:44
- You wiped poop on my face? - Yeah.	0:35:44	0:35:47
Scat happens, man.	0:35:48	0:35:50
MUSIC: "Chariots of Fire" by Vangelis	0:35:50	0:35:53
ALL: 1, 2, 3, 4,	0:36:02	0:36:06
5, 6, 7, 8...	0:36:06	0:36:09
GROANING	0:36:17	0:36:19
- BONES CRACKING - Aah...	0:36:19	0:36:22
- MOANING - BONES CRACKING	0:36:22	0:36:26
- WHISTLE BLOWING - CHEERING	0:36:26	0:36:30
CHARLIE: Go long!	0:36:30	0:36:32
- MOANING - GRUNTING	0:36:34	0:36:37
- Yes! Yeah, baby! - CHEERING	0:36:37	0:36:41
Barry! I'm over here, I'm open!	0:36:41	0:36:43
GRUNTS	0:36:43	0:36:44
MOANS, GRUNTS	0:36:44	0:36:46
- Hey! - I'm open!	0:36:46	0:36:49
- Oh! - Get...	0:36:52	0:36:53
MOANING	0:36:53	0:36:57
- Sorry. - Ow, my gums!	0:36:57	0:37:03
You get your wingman to fight your battles for you?	0:37:04	0:37:07
- I didn't take your woman. - I'm a man.	0:37:07	0:37:09
- I don't know your woman! - First you steal Janice Applebaum.	0:37:09	0:37:12
- You're confused! - Then you steal my soul.	0:37:12	0:37:15
- What? - Now it's on, smiley.	0:37:15	0:37:18
Prison rules!	0:37:18	0:37:21
- MOUTHING: Prison rules? - Oh, boy.	0:37:21	0:37:24
MUSIC: "Hate to Say I Told You So" by The Hives	0:37:24	0:37:27
- Whoo! GRUNTS - CHEERING	0:37:28	0:37:31
- CACKLING - Come on, Dad. You can get up.	0:37:31	0:37:34
- GRUNTS - Never mind.	0:37:36	0:37:37
Back, back, back, back.	0:37:40	0:37:41
- GRUNTS - Time out.	0:37:41	0:37:42
- GRUNTING - Ah!	0:37:42	0:37:45
- SHOUTING - SOUND OF PLANE DIVING	0:37:45	0:37:47
DAN: Get off of me!	0:37:47	0:37:48
- BELLOWING - BONES CRUNCHING	0:37:48	0:37:51
GASPS	0:37:53	0:37:54
Stay down, gentle warrior.	0:37:56	0:37:59
- CHEERING - Ooh...	0:37:59	0:38:01
- Pull. - DISC WHIZZING	0:38:05	0:38:07
DISC SHATTERING	0:38:07	0:38:09
- Textbook double bull's eye. - Nice, Barry.	0:38:10	0:38:13
That's how you get yourself a chest full of merit patches. Anyone else?	0:38:14	0:38:19
Pull!	0:38:19	0:38:20
- Barry... - I said... pull!	0:38:22	0:38:26
- GASPS - MURMURING	0:38:33	0:38:36
CHUCKLES: My bad!	0:38:36	0:38:38
- No! - INDISTINCT CHATTERING	0:38:38	0:38:42
- Grandpa Ted! - We should get our merit patches	0:38:42	0:38:45
- just for being his kids. - Sorry! How bad is it?	0:38:45	0:38:49
- Bad! - OK.	0:38:49	0:38:51
As a result of your little outdoor adventure,	0:39:01	0:39:04
I just want you to know that my sciatica has flared up,	0:39:04	0:39:08
and I stink like a steakhouse.	0:39:08	0:39:09
- So thanks. - Oh, you're welcome.	0:39:09	0:39:10
Don't mind the fact that I took	0:39:10	0:39:12
a 3-day camping trip and shortened it to 9 hours.	0:39:12	0:39:14
- I made fire! Wow! - Oh, no!	0:39:14	0:39:18
That's not good. Get the car ready.	0:39:18	0:39:21
Little collateral damage, but we're back on track with the deal.	0:39:21	0:39:24
Now it's all about the golf game. How's your back?	0:39:24	0:39:27
- Tight. - Untighten it.	0:39:27	0:39:29
Because Nishamura uses golf as a metaphor for life.	0:39:29	0:39:32
So if you mess that up, it's sayonara, Nishamura.	0:39:32	0:39:35
- One of my little magic pills. - My housekeeper happens to	0:39:35	0:39:39
arrange them in an organised circular fashion, like so.	0:39:39	0:39:42
- Pardon-moi. - Yes.	0:39:42	0:39:44
That's amazing. When did we become our fathers?	0:39:44	0:39:46
Man, I'd like to see Troop Leader Barry	0:39:46	0:39:48
deal with the side effects of even one of these puppies.	0:39:48	0:39:50
Look at this. For my aging prostate.	0:39:50	0:39:52
- Right. - Side effects include	0:39:52	0:39:54
swollen tongue, dry mouth and pus-filled canker sores.	0:39:54	0:39:57
- Come on. - This is a joint anti-inflammatory.	0:39:57	0:40:00
Maximum dosage may cause bouts of uncontrollable appetite.	0:40:00	0:40:03
That's not so bad. The munchies. I could deal with that.	0:40:03	0:40:05
Look at this one. High blood pressure.	0:40:05	0:40:07
"Watch out for sudden loss of depth perception."	0:40:07	0:40:10
This tiny pill lowers your bad cholesterol.	0:40:10	0:40:13
But the first time I took it, partial facial paralysis.	0:40:13	0:40:16
- Come on. - I froze up like a circus clown.	0:40:16	0:40:18
- I was, like, "Ha." - CHARLIE: You're kidding.	0:40:18	0:40:19
Yeah, like...	0:40:19	0:40:21
- Threw my back out. - Man...	0:40:22	0:40:24
- How much longer we got? - 1 week, 4 days, 9 hours.	0:40:26	0:40:29
- Mmm... Good Lord. - God help us all.	0:40:29	0:40:33
Hey, Dad, I'm in desperate need of a King Fontana.	0:40:34	0:40:37
- You want to play? - My doctor says that	0:40:37	0:40:39
I can't get down on the floor, even crouch, on a golf day.	0:40:39	0:40:41
It seems I have a genetic predisposition to knee problems.	0:40:41	0:40:44
That means you have it, too. So you have to be very careful.	0:40:44	0:40:47
Nick, I told you not to use epoxy.	0:40:47	0:40:49
It's going to leave a permanent stain and an odour.	0:40:49	0:40:51
Why can't you ever tell me I did a good job?	0:40:51	0:40:54
All right, maestro, how do I do this?	0:40:54	0:40:56
Um, OK... You want to go quarter turn clockwise,	0:40:56	0:41:00
grab the lever, then use the counter lever to spin 180 degrees...	0:41:00	0:41:04
EMILY: Why are you charging that in here?	0:41:04	0:41:06
I keep getting in Dad's way. He can't do any business in here, right?	0:41:06	0:41:10
Release like that, and voila.	0:41:10	0:41:12
EMILY: Check if they have kids' toothpaste.	0:41:15	0:41:17
That old people stuff burns my...	0:41:17	0:41:20
- Should we tell? - I think I remember where they go.	0:41:22	0:41:27
ZACH: We'll put this one in...	0:41:27	0:41:29
- EMILY: This one in here. - ZACH: Put them in here.	0:41:29	0:41:32
MUSIC: "Police On My Back" by The Clash	0:41:32	0:41:35
GRUNTING	0:41:40	0:41:41
Ooh... Mmm.	0:41:45	0:41:47
GRUNTING	0:41:51	0:41:52
What am I doing? They're guys.	0:42:05	0:42:07
WHIMPERS	0:42:07	0:42:09
OK, guys, let's go! Are you guys still hungry?	0:42:13	0:42:16
- We just ate. - So did you.	0:42:16	0:42:18
I know, but I'm starved.	0:42:18	0:42:19
That's weird. Hmm.	0:42:32	0:42:34
Do you have candy bars on you? Don't lie to me.	0:42:34	0:42:37
- What's wrong with him? - I don't know.	0:42:37	0:42:38
- Hey! - Hey! You made it.	0:42:38	0:42:41
- We made it. Yeah. - Can we go play?	0:42:41	0:42:43
Go ahead. There's games over there. Check it out.	0:42:43	0:42:46
Catch you later.	0:42:46	0:42:48
- Oh! - Wow. You got a lot of friends.	0:42:52	0:42:56
Oh, well, they're not actually all my friends.	0:42:56	0:42:58
It's a bereavement group I belong to.	0:42:58	0:43:00
- Bereavement? - Yeah.	0:43:00	0:43:02
My grandma passed away six months ago.	0:43:02	0:43:04
- I'm sorry. - Everyone here is dealing with loss.	0:43:04	0:43:06
And then on the weekends we have a potluck.	0:43:06	0:43:08
Potluck? Where?	0:43:09	0:43:11
Mr Nishamura. It's an honour.	0:43:12	0:43:14
- Nice to meet you. - You, too.	0:43:17	0:43:19
Oh.	0:43:19	0:43:21
- My son, Riku. - Riku.	0:43:21	0:43:23
- Yeah, hey. Hey. Hey... - Hey. Hey. Hey.	0:43:24	0:43:28
Oh! GROANS	0:43:28	0:43:29
BOTH GROANING	0:43:29	0:43:33
- Thank you. - MUTTERING	0:43:33	0:43:36
GULPING	0:43:36	0:43:37
GARBLED: Tongue is swollen.	0:43:41	0:43:43
We are dedicating lunch today to our brave Justine,	0:43:43	0:43:48
who passed away just two days ago.	0:43:48	0:43:51
GARBLED: Voicemail. No! Charlie, it's me.	0:43:51	0:43:55
I think we switch peers.	0:43:55	0:43:57
I love cupcakes!	0:43:57	0:43:59
She left us a gift of one of her world-famous rhubarb pies,	0:43:59	0:44:04
that she baked through her pain of the last few hours of her life.	0:44:04	0:44:09
- Good mercy! - No talk. Nishamura. Call me.	0:44:09	0:44:14
Are you ready?	0:44:16	0:44:18
That's Justine's rhubarb pie!	0:44:21	0:44:24
Where is she? I want to give Justine a big hug.	0:44:24	0:44:27
- She's dead. - My condolences.	0:44:27	0:44:31
She's dead!	0:44:31	0:44:33
She's dead! She's dead! Give me it! Dead! She's dead!	0:44:37	0:44:41
That's a close second.	0:44:41	0:44:43
Ooh... Ah!	0:44:45	0:44:48
- Is my face twitching? - You look great.	0:44:52	0:44:55
You look... great.	0:44:55	0:44:57
Charlie? Are you OK?	0:44:57	0:44:59
I am so sorry about that whole pie thing.	0:44:59	0:45:02
It must be my blood sugar or something.	0:45:02	0:45:05
It's OK. I think I calmed them down.	0:45:05	0:45:07
Come on. We're having circle time.	0:45:07	0:45:09
- Circle time? - It's when the whole group	0:45:09	0:45:11
gathers and shares their grief.	0:45:11	0:45:13
Oh... Guys, I'll be back. I got to go to circle time.	0:45:13	0:45:17
- Um... Hey, Dan? - Hmm?	0:45:23	0:45:26
How are you doing? I recently put down 3,000 on an authentic Japanese kimono.	0:45:26	0:45:30
I just want to make sure it goes OK.	0:45:33	0:45:35
Aah... Aah...	0:45:48	0:45:51
RETCHING	0:45:56	0:45:57
Dan-san, would you like to use my club?	0:45:57	0:46:03
Is that a "yes"?	0:46:04	0:46:06
- Why is he ignoring my father? - No, he's just really intense.	0:46:06	0:46:10
He excludes all but the game. A focus you could learn, my son.	0:46:10	0:46:15
SPEAKS JAPANESE	0:46:15	0:46:17
- Ooh... - I knew it. Oh, gosh.	0:46:24	0:46:27
Breathe. Just breathe through it. Walk it off. Walk it off.	0:46:27	0:46:31
We're good. We're good. Just take a shot.	0:46:31	0:46:32
It just passes, and then... GASPS And then it comes back.	0:46:32	0:46:35
After 9 months of excruciating pain,	0:46:35	0:46:39
- the cancer had spread. - We're all here for you.	0:46:39	0:46:44
- Do you think this is funny? - He thinks it's funny.	0:46:48	0:46:52
Everybody grieves in their own way.	0:46:52	0:46:54
- That's true. - If I don't laugh, I'll cry.	0:46:54	0:46:56
SQUAWKS	0:47:06	0:47:07
The golf gods look favourably upon you.	0:47:11	0:47:14
This is a very good omen.	0:47:14	0:47:17
MUSIC: "Grazie, Prego, Scusi" by Dean Martin	0:47:21	0:47:24
That was some delicious pie.	0:47:28	0:47:30
CHARLIE: Dan, have you seen the Nishamura file?	0:47:45	0:47:47
Hey Dad, maybe tomorrow you can teach me how to ride a two-wheel.	0:47:47	0:47:50
I got a lot on my mind right now.	0:47:50	0:47:52
I'm trying to focus, finish this business deal.	0:47:52	0:47:54
Come on, Dad. You're not even trying.	0:47:54	0:47:56
I'm struggling, OK? That's like trying, it just... without succeeding.	0:47:56	0:48:01
Oh, come on. He unplugged the fax machine.	0:48:09	0:48:11
two open plugs and he has to unplug the fax machine	0:48:11	0:48:14
- to plug in his little gaming system. - CHARLIE: Big deal. Come on.	0:48:14	0:48:17
You can't run a business if you can't get faxes on time.	0:48:17	0:48:19
This is the reason I didn't want to have kids.	0:48:19	0:48:21
I wasn't talking about you, Zach.	0:48:24	0:48:26
Hey, Zach.	0:48:30	0:48:32
Hey, Zach. Zach...	0:48:32	0:48:35
- Zachary! - TOY SQUEAKS	0:48:37	0:48:39
I defaced a venerated monument, literally. Burned down a campground.	0:48:52	0:48:55
My son, for all intents and purposes, is giving up on me.	0:48:55	0:48:58
I'm failing them everywhere I look.	0:48:58	0:49:00
Emily, one minute she wants me to be a superhero,	0:49:00	0:49:04
- the next minute a lion, then a king. - Then be a king, you idiot!	0:49:04	0:49:08
Be a superhero, be a lion, be whatever she wants.	0:49:08	0:49:10
Don't you get it? She just wants someone to protect her.	0:49:12	0:49:15
- That's it? - Yes.	0:49:16	0:49:19
You have to be on their level. Be like them.	0:49:19	0:49:21
You know what my dad gave me for my 5th birthday?	0:49:21	0:49:24
- What? - A calculator.	0:49:24	0:49:26
I don't know what it is about me	0:49:27	0:49:30
that sees you in a crisis and then comes galloping to your rescue.	0:49:30	0:49:34
But I guess I am who I am, aren't I?	0:49:34	0:49:36
You need help connecting with these kids?	0:49:38	0:49:41
I'm going to find you help.	0:49:41	0:49:42
- UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING - CHILDREN CHEERING	0:49:44	0:49:47
CHILDREN CHANTING Jimmy! Jimmy! Jimmy!	0:49:47	0:49:50
- Whoo! - Rocked it, baby.	0:50:14	0:50:16
Ladies, beautiful as always.	0:50:16	0:50:18
- CHARLIE: Jimmy Mac! - Charlie!	0:50:18	0:50:19
- Yeah, brother! - What's up? Charlie, look at you!	0:50:19	0:50:22
- Meet my friend, Dan. - Hey.	0:50:22	0:50:23
Tell me you felt it. Did you feel it, man?	0:50:23	0:50:26
- Was it electrifying? - Electrifying.	0:50:26	0:50:27
Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.	0:50:27	0:50:29
Like chocolate milk coming through the nose, baby! Yeah!	0:50:29	0:50:31
two shows tomorrow, everybody. So what's going on?	0:50:31	0:50:34
- I was going to ask you a favour. - What you need?	0:50:34	0:50:37
Remember at Wade's party you were talking about	0:50:35	0:50:37
a human puppeteer, this mechanism? You got that done?	0:50:37	0:50:40
When I was talking to you in confidence?	0:50:40	0:50:43
- Yeah. - You always had that problem.	0:50:43	0:50:45
This man is in trouble. He has trouble relating to his own children.	0:50:45	0:50:49
- Oh, my God. - He needs your help.	0:50:49	0:50:50
With your technology, we can fix this.	0:50:50	0:50:52
- Oh, thank you. - It's true.	0:50:52	0:50:53
Let me get this right. You want to hire me	0:50:53	0:50:56
to take this uptight man and make him a human puppet?	0:50:56	0:50:58
- Yes. - I'm going to do it for you.	0:50:58	0:51:00
- Aah! - Everybody, chop, chop! Whoo!	0:51:00	0:51:03
- I feel so doggone good here. - CHARLIE: All right. We're good to go.	0:51:03	0:51:07
Now, you told me that your friend didn't know how to play.	0:51:07	0:51:09
- It's true. - Dan, now you don't have to.	0:51:09	0:51:11
- Charlie's going to play for you. - DAN: With this suit?	0:51:11	0:51:14
- Yes. Stick this down your pants. - Why?	0:51:14	0:51:16
That thing will emit such a jolt that it will literally tickle your funny bone.	0:51:16	0:51:20
- REVERBERATING - WHIMPERS	0:51:20	0:51:21
BEEPS	0:51:32	0:51:33
CHARLIE: This is a proper tea.	0:51:33	0:51:35
Cup. Bring it up.	0:51:36	0:51:40
Pinky.	0:51:40	0:51:42
This is awesome.	0:51:42	0:51:43
Oh, King Fontana, I do so admire a proper gentleman.	0:51:43	0:51:47
I admire proper gentlemen, too. I admire them very, very much.	0:51:47	0:51:52
- What? - WHIMPERS QUIZZICALLY	0:51:54	0:51:56
WAND REVERBERATES	0:51:56	0:51:58
That was a good cup of tea.	0:51:58	0:52:01
Why, thank you. As princess of the land, I have made it specially.	0:52:01	0:52:04
- It is poo-poo flavoured. - CHARLIE: She's cute.	0:52:04	0:52:07
- He didn't laugh. Make him laugh. - Watch this.	0:52:07	0:52:11
- Laugh, puppet. Laugh, laugh. - LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY	0:52:13	0:52:18
"Here with my board. Have questions."	0:52:33	0:52:36
Cool. I have my board, too.	0:52:36	0:52:39
SPEAKING JAPANESE	0:52:39	0:52:44
MUSIC: "Land of 1,000 Dances" by Wilson Pickett	0:52:44	0:52:46
"Nissan has been our marketing partner in racing for many years."	0:52:55	0:52:59
LAUGHS	0:52:59	0:53:00
- DINGS - "Nissan is poop."	0:53:00	0:53:04
ALL EXCLAIMING	0:53:04	0:53:09
Ah, ah.	0:53:13	0:53:15
Strong words. You suggest we sever ties?	0:53:15	0:53:20
Racecars. Cool.	0:53:20	0:53:22
"...but robots are cooler."	0:53:22	0:53:26
How could he know we're exploring a major push in that field?	0:53:26	0:53:29
BARKS	0:53:31	0:53:33
- DINGS - "This is boring. I'm leaving now."	0:53:36	0:53:39
- Fearless, this one. - Spin him.	0:53:40	0:53:43
- Whoa! - Spin him. Spin him again.	0:53:43	0:53:47
- ELECTRICAL ZAPPING - YELLING	0:53:50	0:53:53
- Too much spin. - Yeah.	0:53:54	0:53:56
ZAPPING	0:53:56	0:53:58
I'm OK.	0:53:58	0:53:59
I told your boy not to get the battery pack wet. He's on his own.	0:54:01	0:54:04
Sorry, Emily.	0:54:04	0:54:07
Princess?	0:54:12	0:54:14
King Fontana?	0:54:17	0:54:19
Game on.	0:54:21	0:54:23
At your service, my lady.	0:54:26	0:54:27
You know when they found you after so many years	0:54:31	0:54:33
there were many in my kingdom who were trepidatious.	0:54:33	0:54:36
- Really hard word. - Oh. People were scared.	0:54:36	0:54:40
And even most regal I, your king, was frightened.	0:54:40	0:54:44
- A king who was scared? Ha! - I know. 'Tis to laugh. Ha...	0:54:44	0:54:48
But 'tis true.	0:54:48	0:54:50
'Tis the reason why a king may act like a toad.	0:54:50	0:54:53
But the day your king found you,	0:54:54	0:54:57
he vowed to protect you for ever.	0:54:57	0:55:00
Even though he didn't know you, could barely speak your language,	0:55:00	0:55:04
and yes, was a little afraid...	0:55:04	0:55:06
..he vowed to vanquish any and all who would do you harm in any way.	0:55:07	0:55:13
You know that. Right, Emily?	0:55:15	0:55:17
You know I'll always be there for you.	0:55:18	0:55:20
You're my daughter, and I will love you for ever.	0:55:20	0:55:26
- Are you crying? - No, I'm not. I'm not crying.	0:55:38	0:55:40
Jimmy Mac, you crying? Come on, Jimmy.	0:55:40	0:55:46
Your humble servant, madam.	0:55:49	0:55:51
- OK. - Don't let go, Dad.	0:55:51	0:55:54
This reminds me of an article I once read in Advertising Age,	0:55:54	0:55:57
which talked about the fact that a loss in a firm's brand assets	0:55:57	0:56:00
is negatively correlated with increased market valuation.	0:56:00	0:56:04
I don't know what you're talking about, Dad.	0:56:04	0:56:05
Let's talk about the fact that you're riding a two-wheeler on your own.	0:56:05	0:56:08
- No hands, baby! No hands! - I'm doing it, Dad! I'm doing it!	0:56:08	0:56:12
Yeah! You're doing it.	0:56:12	0:56:14
- BICYCLE CRASHING - Oh...	0:56:17	0:56:19
MUSIC "Summer of '69" by Bryan Adams	0:56:19	0:56:20
Hit it!	0:56:20	0:56:22
Rookies.	0:56:24	0:56:25
There you go. That was awesome.	0:56:29	0:56:31
Hey, look! Look! That's us!	0:56:38	0:56:41
Yeah!	0:56:41	0:56:42
We were most impressed by your knowledge of our assets base.	0:56:48	0:56:52
But ultimately, it was your robotics idea	0:56:52	0:56:55
that pushed us over the top.	0:56:55	0:56:58
- Robotics? - Smile and nod.	0:56:58	0:57:00
We here, at NMG, are ready to go to the next step.	0:57:00	0:57:05
Pack your bag, Craig-san. You're moving to Tokyo.	0:57:05	0:57:10
I've worked so hard! It's like I've just been traded!	0:57:20	0:57:23
- We'll translate that later. - Come on over!	0:57:23	0:57:27
- He's very excited. - Whoo!	0:57:29	0:57:32
MUSIC: "Jing Jing" by Shoukichi Kina and Champloose	0:57:32	0:57:35
Remember, Thursday morning,	0:57:42	0:57:44
conference call with Nishamura and the board.	0:57:44	0:57:46
You set things up, and we'll take it from there.	0:57:46	0:57:48
Got it. Conference call Thursday, tee it up for the big guns.	0:57:48	0:57:51
I just want to say thanks, you guys.	0:57:52	0:57:54
Nobody's ever really believed in me the way that you two have.	0:57:54	0:57:58
And it really means a lot to me. You guys are like...	0:57:58	0:58:01
You're like the two dads that I never had. I really appreciate it.	0:58:02	0:58:07
My two father figures. I'm going to do you proud.	0:58:07	0:58:11
- All right. - Go To.	0:58:11	0:58:14
- You don't want to be late. - Whoo!	0:58:14	0:58:16
Look out, Japan. Here comes some serious business.	0:58:16	0:58:19
MUSIC: "You and Me" by Lifehouse	0:58:25	0:58:26
Oh, God help us.	0:58:31	0:58:33
It was so cool, Mom. Dad taught me how to ride a two-wheeler,	0:58:33	0:58:36
and then we got to hang out with the New York Mets!	0:58:36	0:58:39
Let me talk to her. And Dad promised that he'd	0:58:39	0:58:42
do something huge for our birthday this year.	0:58:42	0:58:44
But he won't even tell us what it is.	0:58:44	0:58:46
- Let me say hi to him. - EMILY: OK.	0:58:46	0:58:47
Hey. I'm coming to get you tomorrow. No arguments.	0:58:47	0:58:50
Tomorrow morning, I have the biggest conference call	0:58:50	0:58:53
in my entire career, but after that I'm all yours.	0:58:53	0:58:55
It's amazing. I left the kids with you out of desperation,	0:58:55	0:58:59
but now I can't imagine having done it differently.	0:58:59	0:59:01
Me too.	0:59:01	0:59:03
Oh, great. This is a record.	0:59:50	0:59:53
He unplugged a laptop, BlackBerry, lamp, an alarm cl...	0:59:53	0:59:57
- Charlie! - What?	0:59:58	1:00:00
- What?! - Conference call.	1:00:00	1:00:01
- Let's go! - No, no, no.	1:00:04	1:00:05
- My notes! - CHARLIE: No time!	1:00:05	1:00:07
- In 3, 2, 1... - Kids! In the car!	1:00:09	1:00:14
Just a second... Good...	1:00:17	1:00:20
Nishamura-san.	1:00:23	1:00:24
Please accept our sincere apology for the delay.	1:00:24	1:00:27
We trust our colleague, Craig, has already begun the presentation.	1:00:27	1:00:30
I'm afraid your colleague, Craig, has not been	1:00:30	1:00:33
seen nor heard from since the moment he arrived.	1:00:33	1:00:36
Really?	1:00:36	1:00:38
He's just a little thing.	1:00:38	1:00:40
He looks more like a little leprechaun in a business suit.	1:00:40	1:00:42
- You can't miss him. - Red hair...	1:00:42	1:00:43
He called me from the Ginza his first night,	1:00:43	1:00:47
and all I heard was... MIMICS TECHNO BEATS	1:00:47	1:00:51
Techno music... and something about the teachings of a karaoke master.	1:00:51	1:00:55
TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS	1:00:55	1:00:56
# Hey-hey #	1:00:57	1:00:59
Ai! Ai! Ai!	1:00:59	1:01:02
- Ah... - Nishamura Dan-san.	1:01:02	1:01:05
I have the utmost respect for you, but an hour delay	1:01:05	1:01:09
and a missing executive is not the way to begin a relationship.	1:01:09	1:01:13
We will do anything to make it work out.	1:01:13	1:01:15
We are there for you, Nishamura-san, 24/7.	1:01:15	1:01:18
Good. That is what I hoped to hear. So, if we are to move forward,	1:01:18	1:01:23
you and Charlie are the ones who must move here to Tokyo	1:01:23	1:01:27
and be our liaison.	1:01:27	1:01:29
That is my final and only offer.	1:01:29	1:01:34
OK... Let's do this. Let's do this. Just do it.	1:01:40	1:01:44
- Thank you. Oh! - Hey.	1:01:50	1:01:53
Oh! Freedom. I can smell the air again.	1:01:53	1:01:56
- How are the kids? - Great.	1:01:58	1:02:00
- Maybe we should get going. - OK.	1:02:00	1:02:02
MUSIC: "This Love Will Last" by Chris Isaak	1:02:02	1:02:04
I just went with the motto, "Don't serve the time, let the time serve you."	1:02:04	1:02:09
The truth is, Dan, most of what I was reflecting on was us.	1:02:09	1:02:13
Really?	1:02:13	1:02:14
And the way you've proven yourself to me with the kids.	1:02:14	1:02:18
- Bless you. - Our kids.	1:02:18	1:02:20
- Yeah. - Maybe you were right two weeks ago.	1:02:20	1:02:24
Maybe it is time to give us another try.	1:02:24	1:02:26
Really? LAUGHS	1:02:28	1:02:30
VICKI SIGHS Timing.	1:02:30	1:02:32
- Timing's perfect. - Timing.	1:02:32	1:02:33
- Wow. - Wow.	1:02:33	1:02:35
Where are they?	1:02:46	1:02:49
- Oh, my babies. - Mom.	1:02:49	1:02:51
Oh! I missed you so much.	1:02:51	1:02:54
All right. I made you guys something.	1:02:54	1:02:57
- TRUMPETING - Cool!	1:02:57	1:03:00
Thanks, Mom.	1:03:00	1:03:01
Don't worry, Charlie. I didn't forget you.	1:03:01	1:03:03
I carved you a little soap bunny.	1:03:03	1:03:06
Oh, Charlie.	1:03:06	1:03:08
I'll strike that right off my Christmas list.	1:03:08	1:03:10
Hey, that's a thoughtful gift. That's wonderful.	1:03:10	1:03:14
We need to discuss something, though, as a family.	1:03:15	1:03:17
- I'll give you a moment. - OK.	1:03:17	1:03:20
DOG GRUNTING	1:03:22	1:03:25
When you reappeared in my life, Charlie and I were in the middle of a deal	1:03:27	1:03:31
that could be the culmination of our 30 years in this business.	1:03:31	1:03:34
But in order to close that deal... I have to move to Japan.	1:03:35	1:03:40
What about our birthday? The big party?	1:03:42	1:03:44
I'm probably going to miss this one.	1:03:44	1:03:46
But I'm going to try really hard and come back every six months.	1:03:46	1:03:49
So I'll make the next one most likely, you know?	1:03:49	1:03:52
What about what you said two weeks ago?	1:03:53	1:03:55
What about trying to make us work?	1:03:55	1:03:57
I meant that. I really did. But...	1:03:57	1:04:02
But, Daddy, if you move to Japan, who will protect the kingdom?	1:04:02	1:04:06
I know you wanted me to be a superhero, Emily.	1:04:09	1:04:11
You all wanted me to be one.	1:04:11	1:04:14
But I'm not. I wish I could be.	1:04:14	1:04:17
I'd fly back and forth from Japan every day.	1:04:17	1:04:19
I'm just a guy in marketing.	1:04:23	1:04:25
I'm going to go pack the kids.	1:04:30	1:04:32
I'm sorry, you guys.	1:04:34	1:04:35
- Hello. Thank you. - May I take your bag?	1:04:50	1:04:52
Why don't we think of this deal as our child.	1:04:52	1:04:54
- Uh-huh. - Hello. Hi.	1:04:54	1:04:57
I know you're upset about leaving, but we're going to fix it, OK?	1:04:58	1:05:01
We're going to find somebody to replace Craig who's smarter,	1:05:01	1:05:04
and in six months to a year, we're home. OK?	1:05:04	1:05:07
- You think? - This time I just say to you,	1:05:07	1:05:09
"Embrace it. People love Japan."	1:05:09	1:05:12
- Want some? - No!	1:05:13	1:05:15
- What? No? - No. No. OK.	1:05:15	1:05:17
MUSIC: "Twiggy Twiggy" by Pizzicato 5	1:05:17	1:05:21
CHARLIE: The truth is, I probably looked like the Joker from Batman.	1:05:27	1:05:31
But I felt bad. These poor, sad people.	1:05:31	1:05:33
Anyway, I'm the first guy to insult a bereavement group	1:05:33	1:05:36
and still get the girl.	1:05:36	1:05:38
That's Yankee ingenuity!	1:05:41	1:05:43
Please, Charlie, show us that facial paralysis smile one more time.	1:05:43	1:05:48
All right, do your thing, superstar.	1:05:55	1:05:58
Thank you.	1:05:58	1:05:59
The American sports market is a minefield,	1:06:01	1:06:04
and what I'd like to do today	1:06:04	1:06:05
is draw a map through that minefield so that...	1:06:05	1:06:10
OK, Dan. Let's get going.	1:06:15	1:06:18
- I accessed the wrong file. - COMPUTER BEEPING	1:06:18	1:06:20
- Dad! - Hey, Dad.	1:06:20	1:06:22
Um... A little technical...	1:06:24	1:06:26
SPEAKS JAPANESE	1:06:28	1:06:30
- I can do it from my notes. - OK.	1:06:30	1:06:33
The first market segment is, um...	1:06:42	1:06:46
Let's go.	1:06:47	1:06:48
The idea of sports to a kid...	1:06:50	1:06:55
CHARLIE: Dan, what's going on?	1:06:58	1:07:00
How could you have tanked that meeting? The way I set you up,	1:07:02	1:07:04
you could've told them we were hiring monkeys and they would have bought it!	1:07:04	1:07:08
That was our dream, Dan!	1:07:08	1:07:09
That was going to put us in the hall of fame of sports marketing.	1:07:09	1:07:13
Go!	1:07:13	1:07:14
Remember that USFL account we got? That would've been the one to tank!	1:07:14	1:07:17
- Will you please shut up?! - Now you speak!	1:07:17	1:07:20
- You want a piece of me? Bring it! - Bring it! Come on!	1:07:20	1:07:22
All right! Sorry.	1:07:22	1:07:24
How's this going to work out, snowball?	1:07:24	1:07:26
I don't know, man tan. You'll be OK.	1:07:26	1:07:28
You'll tap-dance your way into a brand-new job, still date 35-year-olds.	1:07:28	1:07:32
You never grew up. You never had to. You always had me.	1:07:32	1:07:36
BOTH GRUMBLING	1:07:36	1:07:38
- God! - It is small enough!	1:07:38	1:07:40
- Shut up, Charlie! - Made for a sardine.	1:07:40	1:07:42
- I'm a big man. This is a little seat. - Yeah, you're a big ma...	1:07:42	1:07:45
- Stop trying to change me, Charlie. - You know I can't do that.	1:07:45	1:07:48
- Then I'm done. - Done with taking my advice?	1:07:48	1:07:51
- Mmm-hmm. - Late-night rap sessions?	1:07:51	1:07:53
But not done with the time-share in Vail.	1:07:53	1:07:55
- No, I'm done with you. - BELL DINGS	1:07:55	1:07:57
PA: Welcome aboard flight 9 to New York.	1:07:57	1:07:59
We got 18 hours of flight time ahead of us,	1:07:59	1:08:01
so turn to the person next to you and get to know them.	1:08:01	1:08:05
It's going to be a long ride.	1:08:05	1:08:06
Where you from?	1:08:09	1:08:10
The whole trip was a bust from start to finish.	1:08:12	1:08:15
Amanda, could I call you back?	1:08:15	1:08:17
I got to pick up Lucky from the dog hotel. I'll call you.	1:08:17	1:08:20
Where's my boy? Where's my boy?	1:08:21	1:08:24
Lucky, come here, boy. Where's my goo-go!	1:08:24	1:08:29
Where is he?	1:08:29	1:08:30
- Where is he? - We tried to call.	1:08:34	1:08:37
MUSIC: "As I'm Leavin'" by David Grey	1:08:37	1:08:39
CHARLIE ON MACHINE: Hello, Daniel, it's Charlie.	1:08:45	1:08:47
Thought you'd like to know that after 14 wonderful, fulfilling years together,	1:08:47	1:08:50
my true best friend, Lucky, has passed.	1:08:50	1:08:53
Maybe my life isn't as blessed as you paint it to be.	1:08:53	1:08:56
I thought you'd like to know that the funeral is this Tuesday	1:08:56	1:08:59
followed by a small, tasteful reception at my house.	1:08:59	1:09:02
I'm indifferent as to whether you come.	1:09:02	1:09:04
- MACHINE BEEPS - Gentlemen, it's Craig,	1:09:04	1:09:05
and I'm back in New York.	1:09:05	1:09:07
I know I messed up.	1:09:07	1:09:08
I take full responsibility for the mistakes that I made.	1:09:08	1:09:11
I'm not going to beg, and I won't call again.	1:09:11	1:09:14
The truth is that I was a preemie.	1:09:14	1:09:16
I was several weeks premature, and there was talk of oxygen deprivation.	1:09:16	1:09:20
I'm not making excuses, but the doctor said...	1:09:20	1:09:22
- MACHINE BEEPS - Idiot.	1:09:22	1:09:24
Oh... SIGHS HEAVILY	1:09:36	1:09:38
You know someone a bunch of years,	1:09:38	1:09:41
and it's easy to forget that you were fortunate enough	1:09:41	1:09:45
to have known them for even one day.	1:09:45	1:09:48
And that was Lucky, to me. I mean, he was my friend.	1:09:48	1:09:52
He... Well, even more important, he was my family.	1:09:52	1:09:56
And where was I when he was breathing his last breath?	1:09:56	1:09:58
In Japan, making a business deal.	1:09:58	1:10:01
Is there anyone who would like to say anything about Lucky	1:10:02	1:10:05
- before we say goodbye? - DAN: I would.	1:10:05	1:10:08
I've had the great pleasure of being the other old dog	1:10:17	1:10:19
in Charlie's life for the past 30 years.	1:10:19	1:10:21
Like Lucky,	1:10:22	1:10:25
I feel like a fortunate son of a gun to have Charlie as a friend.	1:10:25	1:10:28
- You're so cute. - DOGS BARKING	1:10:33	1:10:34
Here. A nice bowl of cold water.	1:10:34	1:10:36
- I'm really glad you came, man. - Me too.	1:10:36	1:10:38
It's really important to me.	1:10:38	1:10:39
- I've said some things... - Please, don't go there.	1:10:41	1:10:43
- I have to. - Why?	1:10:43	1:10:45
You've always had faith in me, even when I didn't have faith in myself.	1:10:45	1:10:47
You're not just my best friend, you're the best kind of friend.	1:10:47	1:10:51
You're loyal, honourable...	1:10:51	1:10:54
But? See I knew there was a "but." This is going to sting like a mother. Go.	1:10:54	1:10:57
Aside from going into business with you,	1:10:57	1:10:59
I've only made two good decisions in my entire life.	1:10:59	1:11:02
Marrying Vicki and taking those kids.	1:11:02	1:11:06
And those are the two most impulsive things I've done in my entire life,	1:11:06	1:11:08
besides the tattoo, which, God willing, I'll get over one day.	1:11:08	1:11:11
I feel another moment of Dan Rayburn impulsivity about to happen.	1:11:11	1:11:15
Charlie, this is big. I'm talking about uprooting,	1:11:15	1:11:17
change of scenery, the end of the business as we know it.	1:11:17	1:11:20
Oh, Dan. We'll figure out the business. We always do.	1:11:20	1:11:23
- Yeah, but... I have to get them back. - Nah. Absolutely not.	1:11:23	1:11:28
We're going to get 'em back.	1:11:30	1:11:32
Yeah. Yeah, little man.	1:11:32	1:11:34
- Out of the way. Dad on a mission. - You guys aren't going to regret this.	1:11:45	1:11:49
I'll do whatever it takes to get back into your good grace...	1:11:49	1:11:52
You want to lighten up on the throttle, Sparky?	1:11:52	1:11:54
- We got a zoo exit coming up here. - TYRES SCREECHING	1:11:54	1:11:57
I'm not going to miss that birthday party.	1:11:57	1:11:59
It's just great to get the Three Amigos back together again.	1:11:59	1:12:01
BOTH: You're still on probation!	1:12:01	1:12:03
- DAN: No, no. That's not a lock. - You open?	1:12:07	1:12:10
Nah. Sorry, the zoo closes at 3:00 to new visitors.	1:12:10	1:12:12
But my kids are in there. They're having a birthday party,	1:12:12	1:12:15
and I have to be there because I'm Dad.	1:12:15	1:12:17
Yeah. This is Dan Rayburn, superdad.	1:12:17	1:12:19
Check on your list. R-A-Y-B-U-R-N.	1:12:19	1:12:22
man Superdad is super late, all right? Rayburn? You know what?	1:12:22	1:12:26
You don't even have the same last name as the birthday kids. Can't do it.	1:12:26	1:12:29
- How does 3 big ones sound? - A little money, huh?	1:12:29	1:12:33
Don't you ever hand me three dollars again.	1:12:33	1:12:36
- Come on. You can let us... - You already have a kid there.	1:12:36	1:12:38
- CHARLIE: It's fine. - I can't let you in.	1:12:38	1:12:40
He's got a heart problem. He just wants to see his kids.	1:12:40	1:12:43
- You shall not pass. - You're great at your job, man!	1:12:43	1:12:45
Charlie, what are you doing?	1:12:46	1:12:49
What are you thinking?	1:12:50	1:12:52
Danny boy, I am going to get you into that party,	1:12:52	1:12:55
at great risk to my perfect legal record.	1:12:55	1:12:59
- CRAIG: Through here? - Oh, yeah. Here we go.	1:12:59	1:13:01
- That's breaking and entering. No, no. - Bingo!	1:13:01	1:13:03
- Don't do that. - Wait. Let me do it.	1:13:03	1:13:05
- CHARLIE: Why? - I'll take the risk.	1:13:05	1:13:07
OK. Go ahead.	1:13:07	1:13:09
Yeah...	1:13:10	1:13:12
- Come on. Come on. - I got it.	1:13:12	1:13:14
- I need some help. I need help. - LOCK SNAPS	1:13:15	1:13:18
- OK. - Go, Craig.	1:13:18	1:13:20
- CRAIG: Me? OK. - Yeah, you first.	1:13:20	1:13:22
- INDISTINCT CHATTERING - What's her name?	1:13:22	1:13:25
- We made it. - We did it!	1:13:32	1:13:33
Yeah! Can't keep Dan Rayburn out.	1:13:33	1:13:38
Never doubt you, Charlie. Never.	1:13:38	1:13:40
- We are in the zoo, guys. - All right, which way?	1:13:40	1:13:42
A moat. I wonder what lives here.	1:13:42	1:13:45
- ALL EXCLAIM - We're in the gorilla enclosure.	1:13:45	1:13:47
- What? - Stand still.	1:13:47	1:13:49
Hold still. Don't do it. Don't move.	1:13:49	1:13:52
- Gorilla. Silverback gorilla. - Stay where you are.	1:13:52	1:13:54
Don't look at him in the eyes. Just look away.	1:13:54	1:13:57
If you don't see him, he doesn't see you. Back up to the tunnel.	1:13:57	1:14:00
You have to be aggressive with the larger apes. I've read about this.	1:14:00	1:14:02
- Back up to the tunnel. - No, no. No retreat.	1:14:02	1:14:04
- Retreat. No, retreat. - You retreat, we are dead.	1:14:04	1:14:08
He senses fear, he attacks. Be aggressive.	1:14:08	1:14:10
- HOWLING - SHRIEKING	1:14:11	1:14:16
ALL CONTINUE SHOUTING	1:14:16	1:14:19
- CHARLIE: Food! - Don't provoke it! Charlie, no!	1:14:21	1:14:24
Aah!	1:14:24	1:14:26
- Oh! - DAN: Charlie!	1:14:29	1:14:32
Aggression not working. Maybe we should be submissive.	1:14:32	1:14:35
- Or run! - Every man for himself!	1:14:35	1:14:38
Run! Go!	1:14:38	1:14:39
Come on, Danny boy.	1:14:41	1:14:42
- GRUNTING - UH-OH.	1:14:43	1:14:44
- GROWLING - SHRIEKS	1:14:44	1:14:49
BOTH YELL	1:14:51	1:14:52
- We're alive! - CHITTERING	1:14:59	1:15:02
- Penguins! - BOTH: Aw...	1:15:02	1:15:05
- I love penguins. - Me too.	1:15:05	1:15:06
ALL SCREECHING	1:15:08	1:15:09
- Angry penguins! - Save yourself!	1:15:10	1:15:13
Go to your kids!	1:15:13	1:15:14
Ow! Ow! Ow!	1:15:15	1:15:17
Charlie! Charlie!	1:15:19	1:15:21
- I love you, Charlie! - Ooh!	1:15:22	1:15:25
WHIMPERING	1:15:28	1:15:31
SOFTLY: Help. Help. Help. Help. Help.	1:15:35	1:15:38
Aahh...	1:15:39	1:15:41
Everybody, it's cake time.	1:15:42	1:15:45
Oh!	1:15:48	1:15:49
- Birthday parties. Which way? - They're on Adventure Island.	1:15:50	1:15:53
But the tunnel's closed. There's no way to get there from here.	1:15:53	1:15:55
No, no. I got to get to that birthday party. Please.	1:15:55	1:15:59
OK.	1:16:01	1:16:02
- What are you doing? - Some little girl	1:16:04	1:16:06
wants a superhero to fly into her birthday party.	1:16:06	1:16:08
- Mom calls me, I show up. - Really?	1:16:08	1:16:11
We're going to sing Happy Birthday.	1:16:14	1:16:16
- How does this work? - You go up, you come down.	1:16:18	1:16:20
- It's not rocket science, chief. - And it's safe?	1:16:20	1:16:23
- Aah... Sure. - Oh.	1:16:23	1:16:26
Daddy's coming. Yeah! Which way is the party?	1:16:28	1:16:31
- Northwest! - You got it!	1:16:31	1:16:33
- MAN: Go for it! - Yeah. Yeah!	1:16:33	1:16:36
Killer penguins. Killer penguins!	1:16:39	1:16:42
- Killer penguins! - DAN: Charlie!	1:16:43	1:16:45
Dan! What's he doing up there?	1:16:45	1:16:48
Ah, he wanted to be a superhero for his daughter's birthday.	1:16:48	1:16:51
- He know what he's doing? - It's like a ride. Don't worry.	1:16:51	1:16:54
Go, Danny boy! I'm the wind beneath your wings!	1:16:55	1:16:59
There's no stopping Dan Rayburn!	1:16:59	1:17:01
Did you see a little man? He's about yea-big.	1:17:03	1:17:05
He's got reddish hair. He looks like a Hobbit.	1:17:05	1:17:08
MOANING: Just go to your happy place!	1:17:08	1:17:11
- Just go to a happy place! - BOTH: 1, 2, 3!	1:17:11	1:17:16
I can fly!	1:17:16	1:17:19
I can fly! Yes!	1:17:19	1:17:22
Happy birthday, Zach and Emily!	1:17:25	1:17:28
Look, guys, it's a superhero, just like you wanted.	1:17:30	1:17:32
I'm coming, kids!	1:17:32	1:17:35
- Oh, my gosh! Dan? - It's Dad!	1:17:35	1:17:38
- It's me, Fatherman! - EMILY: Dad!	1:17:38	1:17:40
DAN: Yeah!	1:17:40	1:17:42
I knew it.	1:17:42	1:17:43
That's right, kids. Believe what you see!	1:17:43	1:17:46
MOTOR SPUTTERING	1:17:46	1:17:47
- Isn't enough fuel. - Be careful!	1:17:47	1:17:48
SCREAMING	1:17:48	1:17:51
SINGS "All Out of Love"	1:17:59	1:18:01
- GROWLING - RESUMES SINGING	1:18:11	1:18:13
I'm so sorry. I just wanted to make an impact.	1:18:16	1:18:19
Mission accomplished.	1:18:19	1:18:21
I'm not that bad. It doesn't hurt. I don't need to go to the hospital.	1:18:21	1:18:23
I just need to go home and sleep it off.	1:18:23	1:18:26
- You want to go home? - Yeah.	1:18:26	1:18:27
You're in Burlington. You know that, right?	1:18:27	1:18:29
I know that. I rented a house a half mile from here.	1:18:29	1:18:32
You moved here?	1:18:34	1:18:35
Look, I know I loused it up for us romantically	1:18:35	1:18:38
when I chose Japan over you.	1:18:38	1:18:41
And after what happened in South Beach, that's pretty much unforgivable.	1:18:41	1:18:45
But these guys weren't around in South Beach.	1:18:45	1:18:48
Good timing or bad timing, I love them.	1:18:48	1:18:51
I moved here so, whether they want to visit me or not,	1:18:52	1:18:55
I could be closer to them.	1:18:55	1:18:58
I'm not a superhero, kids. Maybe that's a good thing	1:18:58	1:19:01
because, you know, superheroes are always off fighting crime.	1:19:01	1:19:03
And I just want to be with you guys...	1:19:03	1:19:06
forever, if you'll let me.	1:19:08	1:19:09
Deal.	1:19:14	1:19:16
You're on my oxygen!	1:19:16	1:19:17
Aah!	1:19:18	1:19:20
GROWLING	1:19:49	1:19:50
SHRIEKING	1:19:50	1:19:51
Long story short, he gets the kids, he gets his wife.	1:19:52	1:19:55
And Nishamura calls and says,	1:19:55	1:19:57
"We want a family man to represent a family business."	1:19:57	1:19:59
Boom, 47 million in fees later,	1:19:59	1:20:02
here we are on my best friend's boat going to Aruba.	1:20:02	1:20:04
That is a true story. I mean, come on.	1:20:04	1:20:07
Well, it's a good thing you brought us down here	1:20:07	1:20:10
because the high seas are a dangerous mistress for these children.	1:20:10	1:20:13
Excuse me. What are you doing to my boat? Oh, the safety squad? Why?	1:20:13	1:20:18
It's my kid, OK? The fruit of my loins. And you just relax, OK?	1:20:18	1:20:21
We're going to fix this boat so it's safe for her.	1:20:21	1:20:23
Your baby's only three months old!	1:20:23	1:20:25
- MOANING - Nick!	1:20:25	1:20:27
- CHOKING - This is not a Sizzler!	1:20:27	1:20:30
All right, so two weeks.	1:20:30	1:20:32
Keep the office running smooth until the big guns get back.	1:20:32	1:20:34
- That'll be my sole scope of work. - Now, Craig,	1:20:34	1:20:36
no more karaoke. You are cut off.	1:20:36	1:20:38
Not even in your own house. You can do it.	1:20:38	1:20:41
- Go To! We're gonna miss you, Go To.	1:20:41	1:20:45
- Hey, you guys are using my nickname.	1:20:45	1:20:47
- Oh... - Nick?	1:20:50	1:20:52
Listen. Are you good at puzzles?	1:20:52	1:20:54
VICKI: Everybody take their seasickness pills? Come on, guys.	1:20:54	1:20:58
Wow. Should we tell?	1:20:58	1:21:00
I think I remember where they go.	1:21:00	1:21:02
Yeah.	1:21:03	1:21:04
All right, we got the bags stowed below. Seasickness pills	1:21:05	1:21:09
have been distributed. Let's just get one bon voyage photo,	1:21:09	1:21:11
and then we're ready to shove off, folks.	1:21:11	1:21:13
All right, everyone get together for a picture.	1:21:13	1:21:15
Big smiles. Let's look real happy.	1:21:15	1:21:17
- CHARLIE: Today, Craig. - VICKI: Got it?	1:21:17	1:21:20
Maybe not quite so happy.	1:21:20	1:21:22
CAMERA CLICKS	1:21:22	1:21:24
MUSIC: "Let My Love Open the Door" by Pete Townshend	1:21:25	1:21:27

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