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SNORES | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
-LOUD MUSIC PLAYS -Oh, for f... | 0:00:49 | 0:00:53 | |
LV!! | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
(Shit!) | 0:00:55 | 0:00:56 | |
# Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away | 0:00:56 | 0:01:02 | |
# If you can use some exotic booze | 0:01:03 | 0:01:07 | |
# There's a bar in far Bombay | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
# Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away | 0:01:10 | 0:01:15 | |
# Come fly with me, let's float down to Peru | 0:01:17 | 0:01:22 | |
# In Lamaland there's a one-man band | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
# And he'll toot his flute for you | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
# Come fly with me, let's take off in the blue | 0:01:30 | 0:01:35 | |
# Once I get you up there... # | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
LV, will you shut that up! | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
# Up where the air is rarefied | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
-# We'll just fly... # -Come on then! | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
# Starry eyed | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
# Once I get you up there...# | 0:01:50 | 0:01:54 | |
Come on now! | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
# I'll be holding you so near | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
# You may hear | 0:01:57 | 0:02:01 | |
# Angels cheer | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
# Cos we're together | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
# Weather-wise it's such a lovely day | 0:02:05 | 0:02:10 | |
# Just say the words and we'll beat the birds down to Acapulco Bay | 0:02:11 | 0:02:18 | |
# It's perfect for a flying honeymoon, they say | 0:02:19 | 0:02:24 | |
# Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away... # | 0:02:24 | 0:02:30 | |
LV, cull it!! | 0:02:37 | 0:02:38 | |
# Weather-wise... # | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
Oi! | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
# It's such a lovely day | 0:02:46 | 0:02:50 | |
# You just say the words and we'll beat the birds down to Acapulco Bay | 0:02:51 | 0:02:58 | |
# It's perfect | 0:02:58 | 0:02:59 | |
# For a flying honeymoon, they say | 0:02:59 | 0:03:04 | |
# Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly... # | 0:03:05 | 0:03:09 | |
Bugger. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
# Pack up, let's fly away! # | 0:03:11 | 0:03:17 | |
We're late, thanks to you and tweetie pie back there. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:22 | |
I was worrying about Duane, not work. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
Duane? | 0:03:24 | 0:03:25 | |
Aye. There's a big race today. They start off from France at nine. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:30 | |
Strong winds forecast. Doesn't like winds, doesn't Duane. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:35 | |
Duane's a pigeon, right? | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
Aye. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:39 | |
Where's the first call? | 0:03:40 | 0:03:44 | |
Shipley St. Domestic installation. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
-TOILET FLUSHES -Are we nearly done? | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
Ooh, I'll be wired up to the world soon, me. In touch with all parts. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:54 | |
Nearly done! | 0:03:54 | 0:04:01 | |
Goodley. I spend me life and fortune in them slot boxes, really I do. | 0:03:55 | 0:04:01 | |
Ooh, them uniforms are not very becoming. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
You look like you've been chucked in a tool bag, you. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:08 | |
Put me right off, that has. And I always liked a man in a uniform. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:13 | |
I bet you did! | 0:04:13 | 0:04:18 | |
Watch it, Sparks. Sparkler. Speaking of sparks, you don't know | 0:04:14 | 0:04:18 | |
nothing about electrickery? Only the wires of me home's crackling up. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:23 | |
No, no, we're just phone boys, us. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
He's quiet. Is anyone there? Or has he been disconnected? | 0:04:28 | 0:04:33 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
Been cut off? My daughter's like that. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
Like one of them answering thingies, you can only leave messages. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:41 | |
-Say hi, Bill. -Hello. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
Bill? Hey, you're not the famous Phone Bill, are ya? | 0:04:41 | 0:04:47 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:04:46 | 0:04:47 | |
But look at you in that bag. You should complain. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:52 | |
Good looking on top and then that. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
Clark Gable in a bag. Or should I say "Clark Cable"? | 0:04:52 | 0:04:57 | |
Ooh, look at them two looking. This one doesn't speak neither. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
You two could go out for a silent night, holy night. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:05 | |
Or stop at home for a quiet night in. Be a real riot, that would. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:09 | |
DOOR SHUTS | 0:05:09 | 0:05:13 | |
What did I say? What did I say?! | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
Look at the red on him now. Lookie. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:16 | |
LIVE RECORDING PLAYS | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
That's all you get when she's upset. Crappity records, full blast! Hey! | 0:05:19 | 0:05:25 | |
Trash the calypsoooo!! | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
# Rain or come shine | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
# High as a mountain | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
# Deep as a river | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
# Come rain or come shine... # | 0:05:36 | 0:05:40 | |
We're all done. I'll just ring through and test the line. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:46 | |
Oh. Here, let me, go on, let me, let me. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
What's the number again? No, don't tell me, I remember. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:54 | |
Start of the war, Bobby Moore. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
Thirty-nine, sixty-six, and me age, twenty-eight. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:58 | |
What are you laughing at? | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
Music. Music ringing in my bloody ears. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:06 | |
Hello, me. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
# Or come shine | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
# Happy together | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
# Unhappy together | 0:06:16 | 0:06:20 | |
# Won't it be fine | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
# Days may be cloudy | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
# Or sunny | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
# We're in or we're out of the money | 0:06:29 | 0:06:34 | |
# I'm with you always I'm with you rain or shine... # | 0:06:35 | 0:06:39 | |
Stupid, isn't it? Cooped up there in the dark, like a bird trapped in the rafters. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:45 | |
Steady. Billy's fond of his birds. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:50 | |
He doesn't look the shirt-lifting type. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
No, feathered variety. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:51 | |
Pigeons and that. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:56 | |
You what? Oh, frig me, no. I can't be doing with that. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
All that cooing and flapping and shitting. They want shooting. | 0:06:56 | 0:07:01 | |
The only good pigeons are in pies! | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
SWITCH BUZZES | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
If you could just sign this, Mrs..? | 0:07:11 | 0:07:18 | |
Hoff. Mari Hoff. Crappity name. My late husband Frank left it me. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:18 | |
You can imagine me feelings on signing t'marriage register. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:23 | |
Mr and Mrs F 'Off. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
See ya. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
Thanks very much, Mr Cable. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
See ya, then. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
SHOP BELL TINKLES | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
What's it like, then, eh, to watch a master at work? | 0:07:37 | 0:07:42 | |
Did you not see her? Legs of jelly she had for me. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:46 | |
Husband dead and out the way an' all, eh? | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
Oh, bloody hell. Here's me imagining all sorts of slap and tickle | 0:07:50 | 0:07:55 | |
and all you can dream about is bloody Duane. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
LV, are we out of bacon? | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
Recent bacon, I mean. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:14 | |
Oh, come on, phone, ring. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
Here, make me a cup of tea, LV, love. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
Come on, look after me. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
Eh, give us that paper here. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
Oh, take it back. I don't like the front. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
Oh, | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
shove something on, something for me, love. Go on. Slap some food about for me. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:42 | |
What's that you're eating anyway? A brown envelope? What's on telly? | 0:08:43 | 0:08:49 | |
-TURNS ON TV -Oh, sod that! -TURNS OFF TV | 0:08:49 | 0:08:53 | |
Oh, sod this. I'm off down the cafe. I can't start the day without some dribbling fat. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:58 | |
Speaking of which, I can call Sadie. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
That'll freak her flabby arse. Eh, and listen, you. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:05 | |
If anyone phones before I return, | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
tell 'em I'll be back in five minutes. All right? | 0:09:07 | 0:09:11 | |
All right? | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
Are...you...receiving...me?! | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
Aye. Sadie, it's me, calling long distance. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:23 | |
That I am, sexy. Well and truly plugged in. Eh, listen. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:28 | |
You, me, cafe, now. Last one pays, all right? | 0:09:28 | 0:09:32 | |
OK. Leg over and out. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:36 | |
Five minutes tell 'em. All right? Toodle pip. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:40 | |
SHOP BELL TINKLES | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
Fuck me! Mention bacon and eggs | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
and she shifts like Linford friggin' Christie! How are you, sexy? | 0:09:46 | 0:09:51 | |
OK. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:51 | |
You look a bit on t'peckish side to me. Move it. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
'You stick with me, Son. You'll learn a few tricks.' | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
Reading matter. That's the best one. Next day, when hubby's out, | 0:10:01 | 0:10:07 | |
you go back with the reading matter. Leaflets and that. Works every time. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:12 | |
Bedtime reading I call it. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
Bangers and bubble and a fuck hot tea, ta. Twice. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:27 | |
Bangers, mash, fuck hot tea times two. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
Sadie, what a night I had, me, last night. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:33 | |
What a friggin' championship night. You should've seen me. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:38 | |
Queen for a night I was. You'll never guess who. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:42 | |
Ray Say. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
MUSIC: "The Wonder Of You" by Elvis Presley | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
'Ray friggin' Say. You know him. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
'He's agent to the stars. King of cabaret, manager of miracles. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:56 | |
'He's down at Mr Boo's nightclub all the time. | 0:10:56 | 0:11:00 | |
'Has that slight look of Elvis about him. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:03 | |
'You know him, everyone knows him. And he knows everyone. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:08 | |
'It were Mr Boo himself introduced us the other night. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:12 | |
'Two seconds, Sadie, I fib you not, | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
'two seconds and his hand's on me arse. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
'My arse, my golden old arse in Ray Say's hands | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
'while he stands there telling jokes to Mr Boo. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:25 | |
'Well, I saw him again last night. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
'The music was in our heads. In our heads and in his wandering hands. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:33 | |
'He'll make it in anything. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
'He's one of them loveable twat sort of types. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
'Driving me round in his lovable twat mobile. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:42 | |
'He motored me round about a million miles an hour. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:46 | |
'Me heart in me mouth, his hands up me skirt | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
'and my mind on his meat and veg. Listen, | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
'then it's down to the harbour for a snog. Lip lapping like old hell. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:57 | |
'But at least he knows how to slide and dart and take a throat. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:01 | |
'At least there's a thick wad of his wallet | 0:12:01 | 0:12:04 | |
'up against your tit for comfort. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
'Ohh, up and down and down and up | 0:12:06 | 0:12:10 | |
'and under the bloody stars! | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
'Ohh, heaven it were, Sadie.' | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
CREAKING | 0:12:17 | 0:12:18 | |
CUTLERY CLATTERS | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
What's up with you lot? Never had a shag in a Chevy? | 0:12:21 | 0:12:25 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
Hiya. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
PHONE CONTINUES RINGING | 0:12:43 | 0:12:44 | |
Forgot to leave you, er, reading matter about services and all that. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:50 | |
Your phone's ringing. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
Would you like me to get it for you? | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
Hell... | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
Dead. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
I-I-I... | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
What's this, then? One of them rave thingies? | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
Oh, stop it. Me ears won't take it. I thought you were done, you. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:39 | |
You remember a socket you haven't plugged, eh, Telephone Bill? | 0:13:39 | 0:13:43 | |
Little Birdy Boy. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
I forgot to leave this reading matter. It... | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
Did he ring? Did he ding-a-ling? Eh? | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
Oh, for fuck's sake, speak, girl. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
We just... | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
missed a call. | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
I can do 1471. It tells you who was ringing. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
It's one of the services mentioned i-in the reading matter. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:10 | |
There you go. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
It don't give a name? | 0:14:15 | 0:14:19 | |
No. We're not quite that advanced yet. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:19 | |
You'd best advance on out then. Ta very much, but just flap off. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:24 | |
-SHE DIALS -Bloody hell, I don't even know who I'm ringing. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
..Hello? | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
Booze? | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
You what? | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
Oh, MR Boo's. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
Oh, hello, um, is Mr Say there presently, please? | 0:14:38 | 0:14:43 | |
It's Mari Hoff. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
Ray Say. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
Oh, hello, love. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
Oh, just working. Giving Mr Boo here a shufti at me clients. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:54 | |
Course, love. I'll see you at the Red Lion. All right, see ya. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:58 | |
Are you messing with Mari Hoff? | 0:14:58 | 0:15:02 | |
Hoff and on! | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
More on than Hoff I should imagine. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
Excuse me. Are you watching this or what? | 0:15:04 | 0:15:07 | |
She'll go far, this one. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:12 | |
Yeah. Scunthorpe if she's lucky. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
You're not interested? Good nipples. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
Heating's off, that's why. Mine are the same. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
OK, love. Thank you. You'll love this next lot, Mr Boo. Singing combo, five lads. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:24 | |
All built like Buddha. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:27 | |
What are they called? | 0:15:27 | 0:15:28 | |
Take Fat. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
# I get knocked down but I get up again | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
# You're not ever gonna keep me down... # | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
SEAGULLS CRY | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
Hello, Billy, lad. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
Arthur. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
Hey, did he win? | 0:15:45 | 0:15:46 | |
He's, er, he's not in yet. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
Not in yet? That's not like your Duane. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:52 | |
Don't worry, Billy. He'll be in before dark. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
Aye. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
I'll see you, Billy. | 0:15:57 | 0:15:59 | |
See ya, Arthur. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
# No more that all time thrill | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
# Boy, you've been through the mill # | 0:16:06 | 0:16:12 | |
PIGEONS COO | 0:16:12 | 0:16:14 | |
# And never a new love | 0:16:14 | 0:16:19 | |
# Will be the same | 0:16:20 | 0:16:23 | |
# Good riddance, goodbye | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
# Every trick of his | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
# You're on to | 0:16:36 | 0:16:42 | |
# The road gets rougher | 0:16:43 | 0:16:47 | |
# It's lonelier | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
# And tougher... # | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
Right, you. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:52 | |
You got a fucking second to get in shape. Perk, girl, perk! | 0:16:52 | 0:16:57 | |
Aye, come in, Ray, come in. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
Here he is, Mr Ray Say. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
Here it is. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
Me home. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
Me walls, me telly, me phone, and me daughter. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:11 | |
How do you do? | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
Ray. Sun Ray, | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
Sting Ray, Ray gun. Me very own Ronnie Ray gun. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:19 | |
Oh, I'm just friggin' into him so! | 0:17:19 | 0:17:24 | |
Say hello. Oh, she's a misery. A miserable bloody misery. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:31 | |
What are you havin', Raymondo? | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
What you got? | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
Everything your throbbing throat could desire, lover boy. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:39 | |
All right? | 0:17:39 | 0:17:40 | |
GLASS CHINKS | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
Ta-daaa! | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
I'll have...a cup of tea. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
You what? | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
-THEY LAUGH -You'll have a cup of tea! | 0:17:51 | 0:17:54 | |
Don't just go off like that, you rude... | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
Leave her, she's all right! | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
No, it's not all right! | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
She spoils everything. I'm trying to make an impression | 0:18:01 | 0:18:05 | |
and she can't even be swivel to a friend. The tiny little slit! | 0:18:05 | 0:18:10 | |
Oh, what am I doing? And in front of you. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:20 | |
Well, that's it, I give up. This is me crappity home and this is how I am! | 0:18:20 | 0:18:25 | |
No gracey airs. If you don't like it you can piss off! | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
Hey, stay calm. Don't get mad at me. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
I never said anything about anything. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
Eh? | 0:18:36 | 0:18:37 | |
Come on, then, | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
let's roll about. Mmm... | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
Mmm... | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
SPRING PINGS | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
-LOUD MUSIC PLAYS -Here we go, on and on and friggin'... | 0:18:47 | 0:18:51 | |
Cut that racket, girl! | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
Calm down. She's all right. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
Oh, you, you little raver! | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
# That's a dream of romance on the scene | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
# Where the villain is mean | 0:19:01 | 0:19:05 | |
# That's entertainment | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
# The lights... # | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
Ohh! | 0:19:08 | 0:19:09 | |
# On the lady in tights | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
# Or the bride with a guy on the side | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
# Or the ball where she gives him her all... # | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
I'm not having this! You can't bloody concentrate. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:21 | |
Cull it, will ya?!! Think of the fucking neighbours!! | 0:19:21 | 0:19:25 | |
# A gay divorcee who is after her ex... # | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
Right, sod the bitch! We'll have our own on. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:31 | |
MUSIC: "It's Not Unusual" by Tom Jones | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
# It's not unusual to be loved by anyone... # | 0:19:39 | 0:19:43 | |
# Who is doing him dirt... # | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
# It's not unusual to have fun with anyone... # | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
# The world of entertainment... # | 0:19:49 | 0:19:53 | |
# It's not unusual to see me cry... # | 0:19:53 | 0:19:58 | |
POPPING | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
# I...wanna...die... # | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
Hey, you, you've blown me fuse. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
THEY BOTH LAUGH | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
SINGING UPSTAIRS CONTINUES | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
Shhh, shhh! | 0:20:13 | 0:20:16 | |
SHE CONTINUES LAUGHING | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh? | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
What...what's...what's...that? She got her own radio up there? | 0:20:21 | 0:20:26 | |
No, that's her. That's LV. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
What? | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
Nah. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
Yeah. Mwah! Mwah! | 0:20:32 | 0:20:33 | |
Nah. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
Yes. Mwah! | 0:20:34 | 0:20:35 | |
Nah. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:36 | |
Yes. Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
# For you've been through the mill | 0:20:40 | 0:20:45 | |
# And never knew love | 0:20:45 | 0:20:49 | |
# Will be the same... # | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
I don't believe it. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
She plays records all the time. Every God sented sec! | 0:20:55 | 0:20:59 | |
They're stuck in her head and she can sing 'em and it gets on my wick. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:04 | |
End of story. Now come on, Ray, let's roll. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:07 | |
# Fools will be fools | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
# And where's he gone to | 0:21:09 | 0:21:14 | |
# The road gets rougher... # | 0:21:14 | 0:21:17 | |
Eh, come on, lover, I'm mad for it here. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:21 | |
Sshh! I'm listening. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
# Tomorrow he might turn up | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
# There's just no let up | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
# The live long night and day... # | 0:21:31 | 0:21:36 | |
Oh, sod it. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
I'm off then. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
# There is nothing sadder | 0:21:42 | 0:21:47 | |
# Than | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
# A one-man woman | 0:21:51 | 0:21:53 | |
# Looking for the man | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 | |
# That got a-way... # | 0:21:56 | 0:22:03 | |
WINGS FLAPS | 0:22:16 | 0:22:18 | |
PIGEON COOS | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
LOUD SNAP | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
# It's...not...unusual to go out at any time | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
# But when... # | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
TURNS OFF RECORD PLAYER | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
POPPING Ohh! | 0:22:55 | 0:22:56 | |
Normal service resumed. Bit of grey matter and a bit of grey matter. | 0:22:56 | 0:23:01 | |
Bit of nous, bit of coat hanger and bingo, let there be light. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:06 | |
But you wanna get this lot seen to. Could bring the house down. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:11 | |
Hey, so could you. With what you did last night, you know? | 0:23:11 | 0:23:16 | |
Bloody marvellous. Who else you do? Don't go. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
I'm just interested, what with being in show business myself. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:23 | |
Didn't your mum tell you? No? | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
Never mind. Let's plonk you down here. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:29 | |
Like the twinkling star you are. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:31 | |
Let me rustle up one of Ray Say's famous breakfassays. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:35 | |
I do 'em for my artists when we're on foreign engagements. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:38 | |
It's not all glamour, this game. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:41 | |
Fucking hell! | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
RADIO: # For you are beautiful | 0:23:44 | 0:23:49 | |
# And I loved you dearly... | 0:23:49 | 0:23:51 | |
'Marvellous, up there' | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
in the dark. Something I'll never forget. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:56 | |
Fuck! | 0:23:56 | 0:23:59 | |
What do you say, | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
we continue our little conversation down the cafe, eh? No? | 0:24:01 | 0:24:06 | |
What, and me all dressed up and no place to go? | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
SHE SNIFFS | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
RADIO ON | 0:24:11 | 0:24:13 | |
'There you go.' | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
Best I can do. Une tasse de tea a la Ray. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
SEAGULLS CALL | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
Yeah? | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
Go on, love, fire away. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
In show business... | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
In show business, yeah? | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
In show business... | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
..did you ever meet... | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
..Shirley Bassey? | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
Shirley? Dear old Shirley? Shirley, Shirley, Shirley. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:59 | |
To be honest, I don't think our paths ever crossed. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
I did meet Des O'Connor though, and Charlie Williams. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:07 | |
Freddie "Mr Parrot Face" Davis? | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
I suppose the biggest name | 0:25:10 | 0:25:12 | |
I ever met was Monro. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
Marilyn? | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
Matt. Do you remember him? | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
The singing bus conductor. No? | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
You like Marilyn, yeah? | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
Yeah. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
Can you do her as well? | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
Go on, I bet you can. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
Well, there you go. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:38 | |
"I have this thing about saxophone players. I don't know what it is." | 0:25:38 | 0:25:42 | |
"My spine turns to custard, I get goose pimply all over." | 0:25:42 | 0:25:46 | |
Frig me. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:48 | |
That's... That's amazing. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
Christ, I don't believe that. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
Listen, LV. Listen. | 0:25:57 | 0:26:00 | |
You are my discovery. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:02 | |
I found you, right? Me. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:07 | |
Always remember that. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
As a matter of fact, here, take one of me new cards. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:13 | |
I left it for you in case I missed you. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
Look, | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
it's gold. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:18 | |
I wouldn't give one of these to just anyone, you know. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:31 | |
Now look, I know you're a bit on the quiet side, | 0:26:38 | 0:26:42 | |
but I'm a big noise in these parts and together, you and me, | 0:26:42 | 0:26:46 | |
we could set this place on fire. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
You're a star, you. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:56 | |
You're a nutter! | 0:27:04 | 0:27:06 | |
No, it can't wait, no. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
Hold him there. I'm coming down now. Mari, you look... | 0:27:08 | 0:27:12 | |
SHE GROANS | 0:27:12 | 0:27:13 | |
Don't speak for a minute. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
I've gotta go, Mari, but what can I tell you. It's happened at last, eh? | 0:27:15 | 0:27:21 | |
It's like at the races when you know you're on to a certainty | 0:27:21 | 0:27:25 | |
and you're feeling, this is it. She's the one. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:29 | |
-DOOR SHUTS -I am the one? | 0:27:29 | 0:27:32 | |
Give us another one, Ray. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:35 | |
Honest, I can't believe it. It's what I've been looking for for ages. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:40 | |
It's just one of those once-in-a-lifetime things. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:44 | |
I've never felt like this before, about anyone. | 0:27:44 | 0:27:48 | |
I'll see you at The Seabirds later. | 0:27:48 | 0:27:50 | |
TOOTS HORN | 0:27:50 | 0:27:52 | |
Yes! | 0:27:52 | 0:27:54 | |
Bloody hell, Sadie, the bastard wants me! | 0:27:54 | 0:27:57 | |
Too bloody right, Sadie! Get up there and get it on. | 0:27:57 | 0:28:02 | |
Our fave bloody rave! | 0:28:02 | 0:28:04 | |
MUSIC: "Disco Inferno" by The Trammps | 0:28:04 | 0:28:07 | |
At last, yes, yes, I shall go to the ball! | 0:28:07 | 0:28:11 | |
Oh, you darlings from the sky! | 0:28:11 | 0:28:13 | |
SHE CACKLES | 0:28:13 | 0:28:15 | |
# Burn, baby, burn! | 0:28:19 | 0:28:22 | |
# Burn, baby, burn! # | 0:28:22 | 0:28:24 | |
Ooh! Oh, what a life life can be! | 0:28:24 | 0:28:27 | |
# Burn, baby, burn! # | 0:28:27 | 0:28:30 | |
Ooh, ooh, ooh! | 0:28:28 | 0:28:30 | |
# Burn, baby, burn! | 0:28:30 | 0:28:33 | |
# To my surprise... | 0:28:33 | 0:28:35 | |
Mari! | 0:28:35 | 0:28:37 | |
# One hundred... # | 0:28:37 | 0:28:39 | |
SPRING PINGS AND RECORD STOPS | 0:28:39 | 0:28:41 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:28:40 | 0:28:41 | |
Oh, bloody hell! What now? | 0:28:43 | 0:28:45 | |
I forgot to leave you this. Reading matter. | 0:28:45 | 0:28:48 | |
I only ordered a phone, not a mobile library! | 0:28:48 | 0:28:52 | |
What? | 0:28:52 | 0:28:54 | |
Young birdy boy has done all that. | 0:28:54 | 0:28:55 | |
Come on, off out of it. Make way for a woman in lust. | 0:28:55 | 0:28:59 | |
Hey, you, you twat! What d'you think you're bloody playing at?! | 0:29:05 | 0:29:10 | |
Feeding. | 0:29:10 | 0:29:11 | |
Screwing around more like. You come on all quiet | 0:29:11 | 0:29:15 | |
like you're only interested in these things here, | 0:29:15 | 0:29:19 | |
but really you're a devious bastard! You know what I'm on about. | 0:29:19 | 0:29:24 | |
Reading matter. Ah, yes, you little bastard. Though what you | 0:29:24 | 0:29:28 | |
wanna get your leg over that for I'll never know. | 0:29:28 | 0:29:31 | |
Old enough to be your grandma. | 0:29:31 | 0:29:33 | |
I went to see the girl. | 0:29:33 | 0:29:35 | |
The one with music. | 0:29:35 | 0:29:37 | |
What, her up...? Ahh, Jesus. I thought... | 0:29:37 | 0:29:41 | |
Just to talk to her, like. | 0:29:41 | 0:29:43 | |
Oh, aye. | 0:29:43 | 0:29:44 | |
Yeah. I thought | 0:29:44 | 0:29:46 | |
she were interesting. | 0:29:46 | 0:29:47 | |
Like off her bloody rocker? | 0:29:47 | 0:29:50 | |
Didn't I say to you, though, Sadie, eh? | 0:29:52 | 0:29:55 | |
I knew there was summat down for us, me and red hot Ray. | 0:29:55 | 0:29:59 | |
I just had that feeling in me twat bone. | 0:29:59 | 0:30:02 | |
And you know me. I can predict rain with that. | 0:30:02 | 0:30:05 | |
THEY BOTH LAUGH | 0:30:05 | 0:30:07 | |
I'm wearing me share price knickers tonight. Down as likely as up. And some shit-tight bloody bra. | 0:30:07 | 0:30:14 | |
Cos I'm one high razzmatazz in here today, me! It's like there's... | 0:30:14 | 0:30:20 | |
-ECHOES: -..A circus parade passing over me paps! | 0:30:20 | 0:30:24 | |
MUSIC: "My Heart Belongs To Daddy" by Marilyn Monroe | 0:30:26 | 0:30:30 | |
# While tearing off | 0:30:30 | 0:30:33 | |
# A game of golf | 0:30:33 | 0:30:35 | |
# I may make a play for the caddy | 0:30:35 | 0:30:39 | |
# But when I do | 0:30:39 | 0:30:41 | |
# I don't follow through | 0:30:41 | 0:30:43 | |
# Cos my heart belongs to daddy | 0:30:43 | 0:30:47 | |
# If I invite a boy some night | 0:30:48 | 0:30:51 | |
# To dine on my fine finnan haddie... # | 0:30:51 | 0:30:54 | |
HE WHISTLES AND SHE GASPS | 0:30:54 | 0:30:56 | |
I'm checking to see if your wires are OK. | 0:30:56 | 0:30:59 | |
# His asking for more, but my heart... # | 0:30:59 | 0:31:02 | |
I'm seeing if they're OK! | 0:31:02 | 0:31:04 | |
# Yes, my heart belongs to daddy... # | 0:31:04 | 0:31:08 | |
I'm just seeing if... | 0:31:08 | 0:31:10 | |
If your wires are all right. | 0:31:10 | 0:31:12 | |
# Yes, my heart belongs to daddy... # | 0:31:13 | 0:31:16 | |
HE WHISTLES | 0:31:16 | 0:31:18 | |
Do you go out much? | 0:31:18 | 0:31:20 | |
No. | 0:31:20 | 0:31:22 | |
HE WHISTLES | 0:31:22 | 0:31:24 | |
Are you a telly fan? | 0:31:24 | 0:31:26 | |
No. | 0:31:26 | 0:31:28 | |
Going anywhere on your holidays? | 0:31:28 | 0:31:30 | |
No. | 0:31:30 | 0:31:32 | |
# That my heart belongs to daddy... # | 0:31:32 | 0:31:35 | |
There are no wires. | 0:31:35 | 0:31:37 | |
Eh? | 0:31:37 | 0:31:38 | |
I finished work hours ago. | 0:31:38 | 0:31:41 | |
Oh, I don't know what to say now. | 0:31:42 | 0:31:45 | |
I'm Billy. Can I ask you your name? | 0:31:47 | 0:31:51 | |
LV. | 0:31:51 | 0:31:53 | |
Oh, does that stand for something? | 0:31:53 | 0:31:55 | |
Little Voice. | 0:31:55 | 0:31:58 | |
Oh, on account of being soft spoken? | 0:31:58 | 0:32:01 | |
Nice tune, that. | 0:32:05 | 0:32:06 | |
"My Heart Belongs To Daddy". | 0:32:08 | 0:32:09 | |
Oh, right. | 0:32:09 | 0:32:11 | |
Marilyn Monroe. | 0:32:13 | 0:32:19 | |
Oh, yeah, right. Eh, your mam's a live wire, ain't she? | 0:32:14 | 0:32:19 | |
Bloody hell! Not fond of pigeons neither. | 0:32:19 | 0:32:22 | |
-Pigeons? -I keep 'em. Homing pigeons. | 0:32:22 | 0:32:24 | |
Oh. | 0:32:24 | 0:32:26 | |
I love 'em. I'm up Pigeon Hill all t'time, where lofts are. | 0:32:26 | 0:32:30 | |
Feed and exercise twice a day. | 0:32:30 | 0:32:32 | |
Exercise? | 0:32:32 | 0:32:35 | |
You let 'em out, they fly around and come back. | 0:32:35 | 0:32:38 | |
That's what homing pigeons do. Except Duane. | 0:32:38 | 0:32:40 | |
Duane? | 0:32:40 | 0:32:42 | |
Aye, my best bird. Not back from France yet. | 0:32:42 | 0:32:46 | |
What's he doing in France? | 0:32:47 | 0:32:50 | |
# My heart belongs to my daddy... # | 0:32:50 | 0:32:52 | |
He's coming back here. | 0:32:52 | 0:32:54 | |
Oh. | 0:32:54 | 0:32:56 | |
# So I want to warn you, laddie... # | 0:32:56 | 0:33:00 | |
Anyway, it can be boring to the non-enthusiast. | 0:33:00 | 0:33:04 | |
No, you're all right. | 0:33:04 | 0:33:05 | |
When you let 'em go and see 'em fly, and better still see 'em back, well, | 0:33:05 | 0:33:10 | |
it's dead exciting. Come up there with me, LV. See for yourself. | 0:33:10 | 0:33:14 | |
Oh, I... I don't go out. | 0:33:14 | 0:33:17 | |
What, never? | 0:33:18 | 0:33:20 | |
FOOTSTEPS | 0:33:20 | 0:33:21 | |
I'd best go, Billy. Bye. | 0:33:21 | 0:33:24 | |
I'll see you again somewhere. Eh? | 0:33:24 | 0:33:26 | |
# That little old man, he... # | 0:33:29 | 0:33:31 | |
Talking to yourself now? | 0:33:31 | 0:33:33 | |
No. | 0:33:33 | 0:33:35 | |
Aye, well, I'm off out on the razz. | 0:33:35 | 0:33:38 | |
You have a nice night in with your pals, eh? | 0:33:38 | 0:33:40 | |
Where you been? I said eight. | 0:33:51 | 0:33:53 | |
Aye, but look at me. | 0:33:53 | 0:33:55 | |
Eh? It takes time to get dressed up like this. | 0:33:55 | 0:33:58 | |
Arndale Centre weren't built in a day. | 0:33:58 | 0:34:01 | |
And with half as much plaster. | 0:34:01 | 0:34:03 | |
You smooth talker. | 0:34:03 | 0:34:05 | |
You know Mr Boo, don't ya? This is Little Voice's mum. | 0:34:05 | 0:34:08 | |
Aye. Once in a lifetime thing, Ray says. | 0:34:08 | 0:34:11 | |
Never felt like this before about anyone. | 0:34:11 | 0:34:14 | |
We'll have a few drinks then it's off to your place for a listen. | 0:34:14 | 0:34:17 | |
A spot of "who do you do" for Mr Boo. | 0:34:17 | 0:34:20 | |
What are you having, love? | 0:34:20 | 0:34:23 | |
Eh? | 0:34:23 | 0:34:24 | |
Gin. Double. | 0:34:24 | 0:34:27 | |
And a Campari chaser. | 0:34:27 | 0:34:29 | |
You make me sick, you lot! First that little phone fart | 0:34:36 | 0:34:40 | |
and now you all drooling over that little stick of shite! | 0:34:40 | 0:34:44 | |
I got tits an' all, you know! And a gob on me for every occasion! | 0:34:44 | 0:34:48 | |
Tits, gob and an arse to die for, me! | 0:34:48 | 0:34:51 | |
Good looker, eh, Boo? | 0:34:51 | 0:34:53 | |
Just as well, with that mouth. | 0:34:53 | 0:34:55 | |
No, the car, Boo. The car. | 0:34:55 | 0:34:57 | |
Oh, aye, yeah. Very nice. | 0:34:57 | 0:34:59 | |
Put her in the back. | 0:35:02 | 0:35:04 | |
I'm stopping here! | 0:35:04 | 0:35:06 | |
MUSIC: "The Dicky Bird Hop" by Gracie Fields | 0:35:06 | 0:35:09 | |
# Oh, the chirruping of the birdies on the sycamore tree | 0:35:09 | 0:35:15 | |
# They're lucky to be so happy and free | 0:35:15 | 0:35:18 | |
# I know that they're chirruping out a little ditty to me | 0:35:18 | 0:35:23 | |
# I hear them saying early every morning, get up... # | 0:35:23 | 0:35:27 | |
Get up, you. Ray wants you downstairs. | 0:35:27 | 0:35:30 | |
What for? | 0:35:30 | 0:35:34 | |
You've got him thinking you can do something. | 0:35:30 | 0:35:34 | |
He wants you down. Show Mr Boo what you can do. | 0:35:34 | 0:35:37 | |
It's private. | 0:35:37 | 0:35:39 | |
Private, my privates! You're just damn selfish and useless! | 0:35:39 | 0:35:43 | |
You can do nothing but whisper and whine like your father. | 0:35:43 | 0:35:47 | |
Couple of bloody nothings, the pair of you. Look at it. | 0:35:47 | 0:35:51 | |
Just a pile of junk no fucker wants. Come on downstairs! | 0:35:51 | 0:35:55 | |
Don't you dare touch these! Ever! | 0:35:55 | 0:35:58 | |
CLUNK! | 0:35:58 | 0:36:00 | |
Up yours, stick leg! | 0:36:00 | 0:36:02 | |
She'll not come down. | 0:36:06 | 0:36:08 | |
What? | 0:36:08 | 0:36:09 | |
Well, just like I said. She'll not sing. I told you. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:13 | |
Dad. | 0:36:15 | 0:36:17 | |
Dad. | 0:36:18 | 0:36:20 | |
Sorry, but I'm busy. I've got to be off. Got other acts to see. | 0:36:20 | 0:36:24 | |
Acts that can be bothered. 'Night. | 0:36:24 | 0:36:26 | |
Boo! Boo! | 0:36:26 | 0:36:28 | |
Hold on, Boo. It won't take a minute. Honest. She's special. | 0:36:30 | 0:36:34 | |
Listen, I didn't get where I am today by wasting my time... | 0:36:34 | 0:36:39 | |
listening to singers that don't sing. | 0:36:39 | 0:36:42 | |
She might stand an outside chance as a mime act. | 0:36:42 | 0:36:46 | |
SWITCH BUZZES | 0:36:49 | 0:36:50 | |
(Dad...) | 0:37:02 | 0:37:04 | |
# Somewhere | 0:37:32 | 0:37:34 | |
# Over the rainbow | 0:37:34 | 0:37:36 | |
# Way up high | 0:37:37 | 0:37:41 | |
# There's a land | 0:37:42 | 0:37:44 | |
# That I heard of | 0:37:44 | 0:37:48 | |
# Once in a lullaby... | 0:37:48 | 0:37:53 | |
'You know me.' | 0:37:54 | 0:37:56 | |
I wouldn't bring you down here for nothing... | 0:37:56 | 0:37:59 | |
# Somewhere over the rainbow | 0:37:59 | 0:38:03 | |
# Skies are blue | 0:38:05 | 0:38:09 | |
# And | 0:38:10 | 0:38:12 | |
# The dreams that you dare to dream | 0:38:12 | 0:38:17 | |
# Really do come true | 0:38:18 | 0:38:21 | |
# Some day I'll wish upon a star | 0:38:24 | 0:38:28 | |
# And wake up where the clouds | 0:38:28 | 0:38:31 | |
# Are far behind me | 0:38:31 | 0:38:35 | |
# Where troubles melt like lemon drops | 0:38:37 | 0:38:41 | |
# Away above the chimney tops | 0:38:41 | 0:38:45 | |
# That's where you'll find me | 0:38:45 | 0:38:51 | |
# Somewhere... # | 0:38:51 | 0:38:53 | |
That's never her. | 0:38:53 | 0:38:55 | |
It is. | 0:38:55 | 0:38:57 | |
No. | 0:38:57 | 0:38:58 | |
Yeah. | 0:38:58 | 0:39:00 | |
No. | 0:39:00 | 0:39:01 | |
Yeah. | 0:39:01 | 0:39:02 | |
No. | 0:39:04 | 0:39:06 | |
-Yeah. -Oh, here we go again. | 0:39:06 | 0:39:07 | |
You got Judy Garland in there. | 0:39:07 | 0:39:09 | |
She's round here all the time, her and Shirley Bassey, | 0:39:09 | 0:39:12 | |
drinking our bloody cocoa(!) | 0:39:12 | 0:39:15 | |
You have a remarkable daughter. | 0:39:15 | 0:39:17 | |
Aye, don't I bloody know. | 0:39:17 | 0:39:19 | |
We must have her. There's the makings of a first-class act. | 0:39:19 | 0:39:23 | |
We could do a lot with that. | 0:39:23 | 0:39:29 | |
Me and Boo are off up the pub. Talk finer details and finances. | 0:39:24 | 0:39:29 | |
Leave the latch off, eh? | 0:39:29 | 0:39:30 | |
What about me, then? Where do I fit in? | 0:39:30 | 0:39:33 | |
Me, the fucking second-class act! | 0:39:33 | 0:39:35 | |
Er, mine's a double Scotch, Boo. I'll see you up there, eh? | 0:39:35 | 0:39:40 | |
What are you saying? I'm telling you, you're sitting on a gold mine. | 0:39:40 | 0:39:45 | |
Not over the bloody rainbow but up there. In that bedroom. | 0:39:45 | 0:39:49 | |
Dreams that you dared to dream, eh? | 0:39:51 | 0:39:54 | |
# Over the... # | 0:39:54 | 0:39:58 | |
She can make them come true. | 0:39:56 | 0:39:58 | |
# Rainbow | 0:39:58 | 0:40:00 | |
# Bluebirds | 0:40:02 | 0:40:04 | |
# Fly | 0:40:04 | 0:40:07 | |
# Birds fly... # | 0:40:09 | 0:40:12 | |
She's our chance. | 0:40:12 | 0:40:14 | |
We've been shovelling shit long enough, you and me. | 0:40:14 | 0:40:18 | |
Now's our chance to step out of it. | 0:40:18 | 0:40:21 | |
Our chance? | 0:40:21 | 0:40:25 | |
I'm going nowhere without you, girl. | 0:40:23 | 0:40:25 | |
Oh, Elvis breath. | 0:40:29 | 0:40:32 | |
Come on, then, lead us to the dotted line. | 0:40:35 | 0:40:38 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:40:38 | 0:40:41 | |
# If happy little bluebirds fly | 0:40:44 | 0:40:50 | |
# Beyond the rainbow | 0:40:53 | 0:40:57 | |
# Why | 0:40:59 | 0:41:01 | |
# Oh why | 0:41:01 | 0:41:05 | |
# Can't I? # | 0:41:06 | 0:41:12 | |
DRUNKEN LAUGHTER | 0:41:29 | 0:41:31 | |
Love, luvvy, don't worry, | 0:41:32 | 0:41:34 | |
it's only us, me and Ray, coming bearing good news, lady. | 0:41:34 | 0:41:39 | |
Stupendous news, actually. | 0:41:39 | 0:41:41 | |
Mr Boo would like you to sing at his club, on stage. | 0:41:41 | 0:41:45 | |
Sing what you like. | 0:41:45 | 0:41:47 | |
No. | 0:41:46 | 0:41:47 | |
He'll pay. Could be up to 50 quid. | 0:41:47 | 0:41:49 | |
That's just the start. | 0:41:49 | 0:41:50 | |
No. | 0:41:50 | 0:41:51 | |
Ray'll look after you. He knows all about showbiz. | 0:41:51 | 0:41:55 | |
All you have to do is sing. Sing! | 0:41:55 | 0:41:58 | |
Like what you do best anyway. You might feel shy... | 0:41:58 | 0:42:02 | |
Nothing wrong with that. Had a girl recently, | 0:42:02 | 0:42:05 | |
wouldn't say boo to a goose. She's top of the bill at the Reform Club. | 0:42:05 | 0:42:09 | |
Who's that? That stripper? | 0:42:09 | 0:42:12 | |
It's similar. A similar case, Tina. | 0:42:12 | 0:42:14 | |
Please go. | 0:42:14 | 0:42:16 | |
It's not healthy being cooped up... | 0:42:16 | 0:42:19 | |
JUST GO! | 0:42:17 | 0:42:19 | |
Bloody hell. That's gratitude for you. | 0:42:19 | 0:42:23 | |
You great long | 0:42:28 | 0:42:30 | |
streak of piss! You are bloody doing it, girl! | 0:42:30 | 0:42:34 | |
'You can do better than that.' | 0:42:36 | 0:42:38 | |
How are you all doing? Alreet?! | 0:42:38 | 0:42:41 | |
Do you want that condo on your bill? | 0:42:52 | 0:42:55 | |
The duck says, no, what sort of duck do you think I am? | 0:42:55 | 0:42:59 | |
Hey, true story, this. | 0:42:59 | 0:43:01 | |
All you've gotta do is stand here and sing. | 0:43:01 | 0:43:06 | |
Like at home, eh? | 0:43:06 | 0:43:09 | |
Just stay calm and relaxed. | 0:43:10 | 0:43:12 | |
What are you talking about, relaxed? Look at her. | 0:43:12 | 0:43:16 | |
Think about... Judy. | 0:43:16 | 0:43:18 | |
Think about... Shirley. | 0:43:20 | 0:43:22 | |
Think about... | 0:43:26 | 0:43:28 | |
Marilyn. | 0:43:28 | 0:43:31 | |
On with the show, ladies and gentlemen. As you know, | 0:43:31 | 0:43:35 | |
Boo braves anything, goes anywhere, in his perpetual quest | 0:43:35 | 0:43:39 | |
for fresh talent to spice up your midweek merriment. | 0:43:39 | 0:43:43 | |
Guess which exotic part of the world I came across tonight's star turn? | 0:43:43 | 0:43:47 | |
Shipley Street. | 0:43:47 | 0:43:49 | |
Saves on travel expenses, don't it? | 0:43:49 | 0:43:52 | |
Anyway, pretty people, enough of me. A talent, an undiscovered treasure, | 0:43:53 | 0:43:59 | |
an act of wonder, ladies and gentlemen. A little girl that's big, | 0:43:59 | 0:44:04 | |
a Northern light, a rising star. Hush and order | 0:44:04 | 0:44:08 | |
for the turn of turns, the one, the only, | 0:44:08 | 0:44:11 | |
Little Voice, ladies and gentlemen! Little Voice! | 0:44:11 | 0:44:16 | |
CYMBALS CRASH | 0:44:16 | 0:44:18 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:44:18 | 0:44:20 | |
(Go on!) | 0:44:26 | 0:44:28 | |
(You're on!) | 0:44:28 | 0:44:30 | |
Go on. Go on, sing. I'll do anything. Just sing. | 0:44:31 | 0:44:35 | |
Sing for fuck's sake. Sing! | 0:44:35 | 0:44:40 | |
The lights. | 0:44:40 | 0:44:42 | |
It's the lights. | 0:44:42 | 0:44:44 | |
Turn out the lights. | 0:44:44 | 0:44:46 | |
CLUNK | 0:44:47 | 0:44:49 | |
AUDIENCE MURMURS | 0:44:52 | 0:44:54 | |
# I don't know why | 0:44:58 | 0:45:02 | |
# But I'm feeling so sad | 0:45:02 | 0:45:06 | |
# I long to try | 0:45:06 | 0:45:09 | |
# Something I've never had | 0:45:09 | 0:45:12 | |
# Never had no kissing | 0:45:12 | 0:45:16 | |
# Oh, what I've been missing... # | 0:45:16 | 0:45:19 | |
Get off! | 0:45:24 | 0:45:26 | |
Do another one. Go on. Do some more. | 0:45:26 | 0:45:28 | |
SHE MIMICS JUDY GARLAND: More? | 0:45:28 | 0:45:31 | |
Do you really want more? | 0:45:31 | 0:45:34 | |
Oh, aren't you tired? Well, we've got... | 0:45:34 | 0:45:37 | |
We've only got one more. We... We'll do... We'll do "Chicago". | 0:45:37 | 0:45:42 | |
# Chicago, Chicago | 0:45:42 | 0:45:45 | |
# That toddlin' town, toddlin' town | 0:45:45 | 0:45:48 | |
# Chicago, Chicago | 0:45:48 | 0:45:50 | |
# I'll show you around | 0:45:50 | 0:45:52 | |
# I love it, bet your bottom dollar you lose the blues | 0:45:52 | 0:45:55 | |
# In Chicago, Chicago... # | 0:45:55 | 0:45:58 | |
(What have you stopped for? Don't stop now.) | 0:46:02 | 0:46:04 | |
(Do anything.) | 0:46:04 | 0:46:06 | |
(Anything, and Jesus, look happy!) | 0:46:06 | 0:46:09 | |
# Happy | 0:46:10 | 0:46:12 | |
# Birthday | 0:46:12 | 0:46:15 | |
# To you | 0:46:15 | 0:46:17 | |
# Happy birthday | 0:46:17 | 0:46:20 | |
# To you... # | 0:46:20 | 0:46:22 | |
GLASS SMASHES | 0:46:22 | 0:46:24 | |
This is crazy. The punters can't see. | 0:46:24 | 0:46:27 | |
# Happy birthday, Mr President... # | 0:46:27 | 0:46:30 | |
All right then, get 'em back up. Get the lights back up. | 0:46:30 | 0:46:35 | |
# Happy birthday to... # | 0:46:35 | 0:46:37 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:46:37 | 0:46:39 | |
SADIE APPLAUDS | 0:46:39 | 0:46:41 | |
Thought things couldn't go downhill with you, Ray. What am I gonna tell 'em? | 0:46:48 | 0:46:53 | |
Tell 'em she'll be back. | 0:46:53 | 0:46:57 | |
Embarrassing! One hundred bloody chunk embarrassing, that! | 0:46:57 | 0:47:02 | |
I'm shown up, which was more than she was in t'dark! | 0:47:02 | 0:47:05 | |
He wasn't there. | 0:47:05 | 0:47:07 | |
And what was she singing?! She could've made an effort! | 0:47:07 | 0:47:11 | |
I told you you was wasting your time on her! | 0:47:11 | 0:47:15 | |
She did the whole thing to spite Mother. I know her. Drop her off! | 0:47:15 | 0:47:20 | |
Dump her home! Let's go eat. | 0:47:20 | 0:47:22 | |
Now then. | 0:47:25 | 0:47:27 | |
HE GASPS | 0:47:26 | 0:47:27 | |
Oh, Jesus! | 0:47:27 | 0:47:29 | |
Guess what? I've just seen your bird. | 0:47:29 | 0:47:32 | |
Where? | 0:47:32 | 0:47:33 | |
On stage, down at Boo's. | 0:47:33 | 0:47:34 | |
What? | 0:47:34 | 0:47:36 | |
Oh, no, not Duane. | 0:47:37 | 0:47:39 | |
I meant the other one. That lass. | 0:47:39 | 0:47:42 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:47:48 | 0:47:50 | |
Hello? | 0:47:54 | 0:47:55 | |
'LV?' | 0:47:55 | 0:47:56 | |
Hello. | 0:47:56 | 0:47:58 | |
Listen, I-I heard about what you did tonight, | 0:47:58 | 0:48:01 | |
'at Boo's Club.' | 0:48:01 | 0:48:03 | |
They made me. | 0:48:03 | 0:48:04 | |
Who made you? | 0:48:04 | 0:48:06 | |
Him and her. They go on till you do. | 0:48:06 | 0:48:08 | |
Will they make you do it again? | 0:48:08 | 0:48:11 | |
She didn't like it. Won't be doing it no more. | 0:48:11 | 0:48:14 | |
Oh, but, Ray, it were crap awful, weren't it? | 0:48:15 | 0:48:19 | |
She's not what you'd call a performer, I'll grant you that. | 0:48:19 | 0:48:23 | |
But I can take care of that. She just needs a big band | 0:48:23 | 0:48:27 | |
to boost her confidence. A flashy set, bright lights, a bit of glitz. | 0:48:27 | 0:48:32 | |
Snazzy frocks, all that. | 0:48:32 | 0:48:33 | |
I love it when you talk swanky. | 0:48:33 | 0:48:37 | |
Has Duane come home? | 0:48:37 | 0:48:38 | |
No. No, not yet. | 0:48:38 | 0:48:41 | |
'Happens sometimes. Once they're out,' | 0:48:41 | 0:48:44 | |
flying free, | 0:48:44 | 0:48:46 | |
they like it. | 0:48:46 | 0:48:49 | |
'You should try it sometime, LV.' | 0:48:49 | 0:48:53 | |
SHOP BELL TINKLES | 0:48:54 | 0:48:56 | |
I've got to go. I've got to go. Bye. | 0:48:56 | 0:48:59 | |
'LV?' | 0:48:59 | 0:49:00 | |
What was she like? | 0:49:06 | 0:49:08 | |
Well, if it's a roller coaster of unbridled excitement you're after, | 0:49:10 | 0:49:15 | |
I reckon you're better off up here. | 0:49:15 | 0:49:19 | |
CLOCK TICKS | 0:49:22 | 0:49:24 | |
You're all right, love. | 0:49:25 | 0:49:27 | |
It's only me. | 0:49:27 | 0:49:29 | |
Been working on the act. | 0:49:33 | 0:49:35 | |
Planning. Got Boo to let us have another go. I've worked it all out. | 0:49:35 | 0:49:40 | |
You'll love it. Everything tailored to your personality. | 0:49:40 | 0:49:45 | |
All you've got to do is step on from the side. | 0:49:45 | 0:49:49 | |
What's up? | 0:49:49 | 0:49:51 | |
Hey, you're not gonna let a little hiccup like tonight put you off? | 0:49:51 | 0:49:56 | |
It happens to the best of them. | 0:49:56 | 0:49:58 | |
If you could ask her, her, or her, they'd all tell you the same thing. | 0:49:58 | 0:50:03 | |
They've all had nights like that. Isn't that right, Judy? | 0:50:03 | 0:50:07 | |
"It sure is." What about you, Marilyn? | 0:50:07 | 0:50:09 | |
"Too too true, boo boo be doo!" | 0:50:09 | 0:50:11 | |
Don't! | 0:50:11 | 0:50:13 | |
Seriously, it'll never happen again. Not with this. It's foolproof. | 0:50:13 | 0:50:18 | |
Believe me. Let's do it, eh? | 0:50:18 | 0:50:20 | |
You won't even look at it? | 0:50:24 | 0:50:27 | |
Well, never mind then, eh? | 0:50:28 | 0:50:30 | |
Never mind. That's it then, eh? No problem. | 0:50:30 | 0:50:34 | |
Pas de problemo. | 0:50:35 | 0:50:38 | |
Got it nice here, haven't you? | 0:50:38 | 0:50:40 | |
Clean and tidy. That's nice. | 0:50:40 | 0:50:43 | |
All your records all around you. | 0:50:44 | 0:50:47 | |
Your dad must have spent years building up a collection like this. | 0:50:47 | 0:50:52 | |
He did. | 0:50:52 | 0:50:54 | |
I'm not one for collecting things myself. Only debts. | 0:50:54 | 0:50:58 | |
I had an auntie once who was, though. | 0:51:02 | 0:51:05 | |
You'll never guess what she collected. | 0:51:07 | 0:51:10 | |
Go on. | 0:51:10 | 0:51:13 | |
Bluebirds. | 0:51:15 | 0:51:17 | |
Honest. Wild bluebirds. | 0:51:17 | 0:51:20 | |
Flying all over her house. | 0:51:20 | 0:51:22 | |
Marvellous with them she was. Even taught one of 'em to talk. | 0:51:22 | 0:51:27 | |
Timid little thing it was. No bigger than your thumb. | 0:51:27 | 0:51:31 | |
Too scared even to leave its cage. | 0:51:31 | 0:51:33 | |
But what she did was so simple. | 0:51:33 | 0:51:36 | |
All she did was keep it shaded and safe at all times. | 0:51:37 | 0:51:43 | |
And then sing to it | 0:51:43 | 0:51:46 | |
and stroke it very, very soft | 0:51:46 | 0:51:49 | |
every day. | 0:51:49 | 0:51:51 | |
And, after a while, it gave her its heart. | 0:51:51 | 0:51:55 | |
And later, | 0:51:55 | 0:51:57 | |
when it grew strong, | 0:51:57 | 0:51:59 | |
she set it free. | 0:51:59 | 0:52:01 | |
But before it flew to its freedom, it stopped | 0:52:03 | 0:52:06 | |
on the window ledge, | 0:52:06 | 0:52:09 | |
then it turned to her | 0:52:10 | 0:52:12 | |
and, to her great surprise, | 0:52:13 | 0:52:15 | |
sang. | 0:52:15 | 0:52:17 | |
# There'll be bluebirds over the white cliffs of Dover... # | 0:52:19 | 0:52:25 | |
See, there she goes. | 0:52:25 | 0:52:27 | |
True story, that. | 0:52:29 | 0:52:31 | |
Which were your dad's favourites? | 0:52:35 | 0:52:37 | |
Them three there. | 0:52:37 | 0:52:39 | |
Oh, good. You know what we'll...we'll... | 0:52:39 | 0:52:42 | |
Oh, no. No. | 0:52:42 | 0:52:44 | |
What? | 0:52:44 | 0:52:46 | |
I-I was just thinking, we could've included them in | 0:52:46 | 0:52:50 | |
the, you know, the act. But we're not doing it now. | 0:52:50 | 0:52:54 | |
I bet your dad would've liked that though, eh? | 0:52:56 | 0:52:59 | |
A tribute to his life's loves. One love, his songs, | 0:52:59 | 0:53:03 | |
sung by his only other love, his daughter. | 0:53:03 | 0:53:08 | |
Huh? | 0:53:08 | 0:53:09 | |
That would've really been something, eh? | 0:53:09 | 0:53:13 | |
Yeah, shame. | 0:53:13 | 0:53:15 | |
Cos the man and his music, they don't get much respect, do they? | 0:53:17 | 0:53:21 | |
You know what I mean. | 0:53:22 | 0:53:24 | |
Ray? | 0:53:29 | 0:53:31 | |
Hm? | 0:53:31 | 0:53:33 | |
Nothing. | 0:53:36 | 0:53:37 | |
Whoops. There she goes again. | 0:53:37 | 0:53:40 | |
The bluebird, under the moon and over the stars. | 0:53:40 | 0:53:44 | |
I'll do it. | 0:53:48 | 0:53:50 | |
Do what? | 0:53:50 | 0:53:52 | |
Oh, that. Oh, OK. | 0:53:53 | 0:53:56 | |
Just once. | 0:53:56 | 0:53:58 | |
Yeah. | 0:53:58 | 0:54:00 | |
Whatever, whatever. | 0:54:00 | 0:54:02 | |
I'm pleased. | 0:54:03 | 0:54:05 | |
I'll just pop down and get my cigarillos. | 0:54:06 | 0:54:09 | |
Won't be a tic. | 0:54:11 | 0:54:13 | |
MUSIC: "Goldfinger" by Shirley Bassey | 0:54:16 | 0:54:19 | |
"Little Voice" running along the top. | 0:54:23 | 0:54:26 | |
# Goldfinger... # | 0:54:26 | 0:54:28 | |
I want it like Las Vegas. Plush up the bandstand. | 0:54:28 | 0:54:30 | |
# He's the man, the man with the Midas touch... # | 0:54:30 | 0:54:33 | |
Musical notes up the back, a bank of lights along the top. | 0:54:33 | 0:54:37 | |
On the stage we want a gold cage. | 0:54:37 | 0:54:39 | |
# Such a cold finger | 0:54:42 | 0:54:45 | |
# Beckons you to enter his web of sin | 0:54:48 | 0:54:53 | |
# But don't go in | 0:54:53 | 0:54:57 | |
# Golden words he will pour in your ear | 0:55:01 | 0:55:04 | |
# But his lies can't disguise what you fear... # | 0:55:04 | 0:55:08 | |
Hold on. | 0:55:08 | 0:55:10 | |
# For a golden girl knows when he's kissed her | 0:55:10 | 0:55:14 | |
# It's the kiss of death | 0:55:14 | 0:55:17 | |
# From Mr Goldfinger | 0:55:17 | 0:55:22 | |
# Pretty girl beware of this heart of gold | 0:55:25 | 0:55:29 | |
# This heart is cold... # | 0:55:30 | 0:55:34 | |
Bloody hell. All right, all right. | 0:55:34 | 0:55:37 | |
# Golden words he will pour in your ear | 0:55:37 | 0:55:40 | |
# But his lies can't disguise what you fear... # | 0:55:40 | 0:55:44 | |
This has come to a lot more than I thought. | 0:55:44 | 0:55:47 | |
# For a golden girl knows when he's kissed her... # | 0:55:47 | 0:55:51 | |
There you go, Mr Say. Thanks a lot. | 0:55:51 | 0:55:53 | |
# It's the kiss of death from Mr Goldfinger | 0:55:53 | 0:55:57 | |
# Pretty girl | 0:55:59 | 0:56:02 | |
# Beware of this heart of gold | 0:56:02 | 0:56:06 | |
# This heart is cold | 0:56:06 | 0:56:11 | |
# He loves only gold | 0:56:11 | 0:56:14 | |
# Only gold | 0:56:16 | 0:56:19 | |
# He loves gold! # | 0:56:20 | 0:56:27 | |
'Well, a man with a plan or what, eh?' | 0:56:30 | 0:56:33 | |
My Ray. Worked it all out he has. Gonna take us all to Tarby land. | 0:56:33 | 0:56:38 | |
I had me doubts about her doing it again at first, but, well, | 0:56:38 | 0:56:43 | |
he won me over. Try as I do, | 0:56:43 | 0:56:45 | |
I cannot say no to that man. What a tongue he has on him, eh? | 0:56:45 | 0:56:50 | |
Half raspberry, | 0:56:50 | 0:56:51 | |
half razor. Oh, I dunno, Sadie. | 0:56:51 | 0:56:54 | |
Maybe, this once, that fucker | 0:56:54 | 0:56:57 | |
fate's smiling down on us, eh? | 0:56:57 | 0:56:59 | |
Ohhh, liquor. Lacquer, liquor, lacquer. | 0:57:00 | 0:57:04 | |
Ow! Bloody hell! | 0:57:04 | 0:57:07 | |
Oh, my God, I've blinded me god! | 0:57:07 | 0:57:09 | |
No, I'm... I'm all right. | 0:57:09 | 0:57:11 | |
I'm all right. Here you are. I got you something. | 0:57:11 | 0:57:15 | |
Oh, Raymondo! | 0:57:16 | 0:57:18 | |
Looky here, little sparkle neck, me. | 0:57:20 | 0:57:24 | |
See, Sadie, | 0:57:24 | 0:57:26 | |
it's a love token. That's right, in't it, Ray? | 0:57:26 | 0:57:29 | |
Some ways I wish I could lash it round me finger. | 0:57:29 | 0:57:33 | |
You look stunning, Sadie. We gonna have a dance down there later, eh? | 0:57:33 | 0:57:38 | |
SHE SNORTS | 0:57:38 | 0:57:40 | |
Go upstairs, Sadie. See if star turn's ready. | 0:57:40 | 0:57:44 | |
I can't wait. I'm buzzing fit to burst. | 0:57:44 | 0:57:46 | |
Big crowd, proper job. I've even got a talent scout coming down. | 0:57:46 | 0:57:51 | |
Give us your lips, you, and double me palpitations. | 0:57:51 | 0:57:55 | |
Fuck me. | 0:57:58 | 0:58:00 | |
Not now, Ray, we got a show to do. | 0:58:00 | 0:58:03 | |
Right, are we set then, or what? | 0:58:10 | 0:58:13 | |
Let me open that front door. The door that leads to success. | 0:58:13 | 0:58:19 | |
'Welcome, welcome, welcome, yea thrice welcome to Mr Boo's.' | 0:58:19 | 0:58:22 | |
Knock-knock. | 0:58:22 | 0:58:24 | |
ALL: Who's there? | 0:58:23 | 0:58:24 | |
Boo. | 0:58:24 | 0:58:26 | |
Boo who? | 0:58:25 | 0:58:26 | |
Don't be so fucking pathetic. | 0:58:26 | 0:58:28 | |
So, how are you all doing? Alreet? | 0:58:28 | 0:58:31 | |
You can do better than that. How are you all doing?! Alreet?! | 0:58:31 | 0:58:36 | |
ALL: Aye! | 0:58:36 | 0:58:38 | |
We've pulled out all the stops for you. | 0:58:38 | 0:58:41 | |
We haven't had a band in here this big since VE Day. | 0:58:41 | 0:58:44 | |
In fact, by the look of them, it's the same band. S'OK, they know me. | 0:58:44 | 0:58:49 | |
We're in for a grand night tonight! So smack one hand against th'other | 0:58:49 | 0:58:53 | |
for the turn of turns return, the voice of a thousand stars, | 0:58:53 | 0:58:58 | |
the girl with the great queuing up in her gullet! | 0:58:58 | 0:59:01 | |
The one, the only, Little Voice! | 0:59:01 | 0:59:04 | |
Liiiiii-tttttttle Vooooiiiiice! | 0:59:04 | 0:59:11 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:59:11 | 0:59:13 | |
# The minute you walked in the joint | 0:59:57 | 1:00:00 | |
# I could see you were a man of distinction | 1:00:00 | 1:00:04 | |
# A real big spender | 1:00:04 | 1:00:06 | |
# Good looking, so refined | 1:00:06 | 1:00:09 | |
# Say, wouldn't you like to know what's going on in my mind? | 1:00:09 | 1:00:13 | |
# So let me get right to the point | 1:00:13 | 1:00:16 | |
# I don't pop my cork for every man I see | 1:00:16 | 1:00:20 | |
# Hey, big spender! | 1:00:21 | 1:00:23 | |
# Hey, big spender! | 1:00:24 | 1:00:27 | |
# Hey, big spender! | 1:00:28 | 1:00:32 | |
# Spend a little time with me... | 1:00:32 | 1:00:40 | |
# Yes! # | 1:00:43 | 1:00:45 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 1:00:45 | 1:00:48 | |
# I wanna be loved by you | 1:01:01 | 1:01:04 | |
# Just you | 1:01:04 | 1:01:06 | |
# And nobody else but you | 1:01:06 | 1:01:08 | |
# I wanna be loved by you alone | 1:01:09 | 1:01:14 | |
# Boo boo bi doo | 1:01:14 | 1:01:16 | |
# I wanna be kissed by you | 1:01:16 | 1:01:19 | |
# Just you | 1:01:19 | 1:01:21 | |
# And nobody else but you | 1:01:21 | 1:01:23 | |
# I wanna be kissed by you alone | 1:01:24 | 1:01:29 | |
# I couldn't aspire | 1:01:29 | 1:01:32 | |
# To anything higher | 1:01:32 | 1:01:36 | |
# Than to feel the desire | 1:01:36 | 1:01:39 | |
# To make you my own... # | 1:01:39 | 1:01:41 | |
MUSIC: "Falling In Love Again" by Samuel Lerner | 1:01:43 | 1:01:46 | |
# Men cluster to me | 1:01:46 | 1:01:49 | |
# Like moths around the flame | 1:01:49 | 1:01:53 | |
# And if their wings burn | 1:01:54 | 1:01:57 | |
# I know I'm not to blame | 1:01:57 | 1:02:02 | |
# Falling in love again | 1:02:03 | 1:02:07 | |
# Never wanted to | 1:02:07 | 1:02:10 | |
# What am I to do? | 1:02:11 | 1:02:14 | |
# I can't help it... # | 1:02:15 | 1:02:18 | |
# Sing as we go and let the world go by | 1:02:18 | 1:02:22 | |
# Singing a song we'll march along the highway | 1:02:22 | 1:02:26 | |
# Say goodbye to sorrow | 1:02:26 | 1:02:30 | |
# There's always tomorrow to think of today | 1:02:30 | 1:02:33 | |
# Sing as we go although the skies are grey | 1:02:33 | 1:02:38 | |
# Beggar or king you've got to sing a gay tune | 1:02:38 | 1:02:41 | |
# A song and a smile making life worthwhile | 1:02:41 | 1:02:45 | |
# So sing E-o-e-o-e-o-e! # | 1:02:45 | 1:02:49 | |
HIGH-PITCHED: # As we go along! # | 1:02:49 | 1:02:55 | |
MUSIC: "When You Smile" by Ralph MacDonald/William Salter | 1:02:55 | 1:02:59 | |
# Forget your troubles come on, get happy | 1:03:05 | 1:03:08 | |
# You better chase all your cares away | 1:03:08 | 1:03:11 | |
# Shout Hallelujah come on, get happy | 1:03:11 | 1:03:13 | |
# Get ready for the judgement day | 1:03:13 | 1:03:16 | |
# The sun is shining come on, get happy | 1:03:16 | 1:03:18 | |
# The Lord is waiting to take your hand | 1:03:18 | 1:03:22 | |
# Shout Hallelujah come on, get happy | 1:03:22 | 1:03:25 | |
# We're going to the promised land | 1:03:25 | 1:03:27 | |
# We're heading across the river | 1:03:27 | 1:03:30 | |
# Wash your sins away in the tide | 1:03:30 | 1:03:33 | |
# It's all so peaceful on the other side | 1:03:33 | 1:03:37 | |
# Forget your troubles come on, get happy | 1:03:37 | 1:03:41 | |
# You better chase all your cares away | 1:03:41 | 1:03:43 | |
# Shout Hallelujah come on, get happy | 1:03:43 | 1:03:46 | |
# Get ready for the judgement day | 1:03:46 | 1:03:48 | |
# Forget your troubles come on, get happy | 1:03:48 | 1:03:52 | |
# Chase your cares away | 1:03:52 | 1:03:54 | |
# Hallelujah, get happy | 1:03:54 | 1:03:57 | |
# Before the judgement day | 1:03:57 | 1:03:59 | |
# The sun is shining come on, get happy... # | 1:03:59 | 1:04:03 | |
Who's on the phone? | 1:04:03 | 1:04:06 | |
It's Bunny Morris. | 1:04:04 | 1:04:06 | |
Bunny Morris? | 1:04:06 | 1:04:08 | |
That's right. | 1:04:07 | 1:04:08 | |
# We're gonna be going to the promised land | 1:04:08 | 1:04:11 | |
# We're heading across the river wash your sins away in the tide | 1:04:11 | 1:04:16 | |
# It's quiet and peaceful on the other side | 1:04:16 | 1:04:21 | |
# Forget your troubles, get happy | 1:04:21 | 1:04:24 | |
# Your cares fly away | 1:04:24 | 1:04:26 | |
# Shout Hallelujah, get happy get ready for your judgement day # | 1:04:26 | 1:04:33 | |
Woo! | 1:04:33 | 1:04:34 | |
# Come on, get happy chase your cares away | 1:04:34 | 1:04:38 | |
# Shout Hallelujah come on, get happy | 1:04:38 | 1:04:41 | |
# Get ready for the judgement day | 1:04:41 | 1:04:43 | |
# Sun is shining, come on, get happy | 1:04:43 | 1:04:46 | |
# Lord is waiting to take your hand | 1:04:46 | 1:04:48 | |
# Hallelujah, come on get happy | 1:04:48 | 1:04:52 | |
# We're going to the promised land | 1:04:52 | 1:04:54 | |
# Heading for the river throw your sins away in the tide | 1:04:54 | 1:04:59 | |
# It's all so peaceful | 1:04:59 | 1:05:02 | |
# On the other side | 1:05:02 | 1:05:05 | |
# Shout Hallelujah come on, get happy | 1:05:05 | 1:05:08 | |
# You better chase all your cares away | 1:05:08 | 1:05:11 | |
# Shout Hallelujah come on, get happy | 1:05:11 | 1:05:13 | |
# Get ready | 1:05:13 | 1:05:16 | |
# Get ready | 1:05:16 | 1:05:18 | |
# Get ready for the judgement day! # | 1:05:19 | 1:05:24 | |
WILD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 1:05:24 | 1:05:27 | |
That's my fucking daughter! | 1:05:35 | 1:05:38 | |
CHEERING CONTINUES | 1:05:59 | 1:06:02 | |
-CORK POPS -A star is born or what, eh? | 1:06:02 | 1:06:05 | |
Guess who I just spoke to? Only Bunny Morris. | 1:06:05 | 1:06:08 | |
Never. | 1:06:08 | 1:06:09 | |
Aargh!! Who's Bunny Morris? | 1:06:09 | 1:06:11 | |
The fixer. Bunny "Mr Star Maker" Morris. | 1:06:11 | 1:06:14 | |
Any new star, he got 'em started. He puts 'em in all the big clubs. | 1:06:14 | 1:06:18 | |
If he rates 'em, that's it. | 1:06:18 | 1:06:20 | |
Nobody says no to Bunny Morris. Neither did I. | 1:06:20 | 1:06:24 | |
He's coming here tomorrow night. | 1:06:24 | 1:06:25 | |
No. | 1:06:25 | 1:06:27 | |
He is, honest. Gotta pick him up at the Grand at 7. | 1:06:27 | 1:06:30 | |
We on tomorrow night? | 1:06:30 | 1:06:31 | |
Yeah. | 1:06:31 | 1:06:33 | |
I cancelled Silverados and Gringo Hodges. They were going mad tonight. | 1:06:33 | 1:06:37 | |
Once, we said. | 1:06:37 | 1:06:39 | |
When Bunny sees her, that'll be it. We'll never be off TV. MFI Friday, | 1:06:39 | 1:06:42 | |
Letterman, he'll fix 'em all. | 1:06:42 | 1:06:45 | |
Just once, we said. | 1:06:45 | 1:06:47 | |
Today this crap house, tomorrow the world. | 1:06:47 | 1:06:49 | |
Route bloody one. London, Leeds, Las Vegas. | 1:06:49 | 1:06:53 | |
Yee-ha! | 1:06:53 | 1:06:55 | |
Remember where you got your start. My crap house. And you don't | 1:06:55 | 1:06:59 | |
shit on folk on t'way up cos you'll meet 'em on t'way down. | 1:06:59 | 1:07:02 | |
But we're not coming down. | 1:07:02 | 1:07:04 | |
Up to the sky we're going. Up to the sky! | 1:07:04 | 1:07:07 | |
Here's to the rise and rise of Little Voice. | 1:07:07 | 1:07:11 | |
'God, | 1:07:16 | 1:07:17 | |
the little bird's bleated and died of shock! | 1:07:17 | 1:07:20 | |
It's OK. She's just tired. | 1:07:20 | 1:07:22 | |
Bright lights and all that. | 1:07:22 | 1:07:24 | |
Blessed are the meek for they shall inherit the earth. | 1:07:24 | 1:07:27 | |
But when? Don't push her too hard. | 1:07:27 | 1:07:30 | |
She needs pushing. | 1:07:30 | 1:07:31 | |
I've seen a lot of talent wasted in my time. | 1:07:31 | 1:07:34 | |
Don't come the fucking impresario with me! | 1:07:34 | 1:07:37 | |
You run a club no-one wants to go to, | 1:07:37 | 1:07:40 | |
tell jokes no-one wants to laugh at. You're a nothing. | 1:07:40 | 1:07:43 | |
It's me with the contacts and friends in high places. | 1:07:43 | 1:07:47 | |
Remember that. It's Ray who's the big shot. | 1:07:47 | 1:07:50 | |
You lot want a ride home? | 1:07:52 | 1:07:54 | |
Yeah. | 1:07:54 | 1:07:56 | |
I may not have friends in high places, | 1:07:56 | 1:07:59 | |
but I've got 'em in the fucking used car business! | 1:07:59 | 1:08:03 | |
LV! | 1:08:16 | 1:08:18 | |
I know you're there, LV! | 1:08:19 | 1:08:21 | |
You did it again, didn't ya? | 1:08:22 | 1:08:24 | |
And again tonight it says. | 1:08:24 | 1:08:27 | |
LV! | 1:08:27 | 1:08:29 | |
LV, I'm worried! Are you all right?! | 1:08:29 | 1:08:32 | |
Look, just don't let them do it to you! | 1:08:32 | 1:08:35 | |
I know you're there, I just want... | 1:08:35 | 1:08:37 | |
WINGS FLAP | 1:08:37 | 1:08:40 | |
PIGEON COOS | 1:08:40 | 1:08:42 | |
-Duane? -WINDOW OPENS | 1:08:42 | 1:08:44 | |
Eh, fuck off, Romeo! | 1:08:44 | 1:08:46 | |
You want to see her? | 1:08:46 | 1:08:48 | |
Then sod off down t'club and pay like everyone else! | 1:08:48 | 1:08:52 | |
We can be doin' without that sort of crap just before show, | 1:08:55 | 1:08:58 | |
when you need to be concentrating your mind. | 1:08:58 | 1:09:01 | |
Come on, love, enough of this, eh? | 1:09:01 | 1:09:04 | |
You've not opened your beak all day to eat or squeak. | 1:09:04 | 1:09:07 | |
And even you squeak from time to time, don't ya? | 1:09:07 | 1:09:12 | |
Eh, come on, love. | 1:09:12 | 1:09:13 | |
Squeak to me, eh? | 1:09:13 | 1:09:15 | |
SHE MAKES BIRD SOUNDS | 1:09:18 | 1:09:20 | |
SHE SIGHS | 1:09:23 | 1:09:24 | |
COOING | 1:09:24 | 1:09:26 | |
Duane... | 1:09:34 | 1:09:36 | |
Steady, steady... | 1:09:39 | 1:09:40 | |
Steady. | 1:09:40 | 1:09:43 | |
A long time since I've been dragged to the Northern clubs. | 1:09:48 | 1:09:51 | |
Better be good. Bloody hell! | 1:09:51 | 1:09:54 | |
Great, eh? Come in. | 1:09:54 | 1:09:56 | |
I thought you'd be showing up here sooner or later. Are you going in? | 1:10:00 | 1:10:04 | |
Dunno. Hello, you must be George's wife. | 1:10:04 | 1:10:07 | |
Wife? You bastard! | 1:10:07 | 1:10:10 | |
Oh, sorry, George. Sorry. | 1:10:11 | 1:10:13 | |
For one not known for his over usage of words, | 1:10:13 | 1:10:17 | |
you don't half pick 'em, do ya? | 1:10:17 | 1:10:19 | |
Got a spare ticket now if you want one. | 1:10:19 | 1:10:22 | |
Sorry. | 1:10:22 | 1:10:24 | |
'She's not moved. She'll have to in a minute, | 1:10:24 | 1:10:28 | |
'otherwise she'll be going on like she is.' | 1:10:28 | 1:10:30 | |
I bet Judy Garland never went on stage in her bloody pyjamas | 1:10:30 | 1:10:34 | |
so I don't know why she wants to! | 1:10:34 | 1:10:37 | |
Come on, LV, love. Whatever it is that's bugging you, just let it stop | 1:10:37 | 1:10:42 | |
for a few hours cos we're cutting things a bit fine now. Ray'll be | 1:10:42 | 1:10:47 | |
here in a minute and I'm getting just a bit fucking irate, ALL RIGHT?! | 1:10:47 | 1:10:52 | |
'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome, please, | 1:10:52 | 1:10:55 | |
'on this night of all nights,' | 1:10:55 | 1:10:58 | |
the compere of all comperes, | 1:10:58 | 1:11:01 | |
the world's finest MC, | 1:11:01 | 1:11:03 | |
the funniest man never to have been on television, | 1:11:03 | 1:11:07 | |
the man the Northern Echo called "quite amusing", | 1:11:07 | 1:11:12 | |
the chuckle bag himself, | 1:11:12 | 1:11:14 | |
your very ow-w-w-wn | 1:11:14 | 1:11:17 | |
Mist-er Boooooo! | 1:11:17 | 1:11:20 | |
APPLAUSE | 1:11:20 | 1:11:22 | |
Welcome to Mr Boo's. I'm Mr Boo. | 1:11:26 | 1:11:29 | |
Don't shout my name too loud, I'll think you don't like me. | 1:11:29 | 1:11:33 | |
So how are you all doing? Alreet? | 1:11:33 | 1:11:36 | |
You can do better than that. How are you doing? | 1:11:36 | 1:11:39 | |
-CROWD MURMURS -That's more like it. | 1:11:39 | 1:11:42 | |
Have we got some entertainment for you. | 1:11:42 | 1:11:44 | |
Have we got some for 'em? | 1:11:44 | 1:11:46 | |
Course we have, and we all know what that is. | 1:11:46 | 1:11:50 | |
Tonight, for the second consecutive night in a row, | 1:11:50 | 1:11:54 | |
sees the return of young Little Voice. | 1:11:54 | 1:11:56 | |
-APPLAUSE -Thank you. | 1:11:56 | 1:11:59 | |
'Thank you. That's all in the future. That's to look forward to.' | 1:11:59 | 1:12:05 | |
'Oh, Ray's going to kill me.' | 1:12:05 | 1:12:07 | |
He's gonna throttle me. Then what'd you be like, | 1:12:07 | 1:12:11 | |
with me murdered? Oh, it'll be up and about then, happy as a lark. | 1:12:11 | 1:12:15 | |
There'll be no crooning for your dead mum, oh no, oh no. | 1:12:15 | 1:12:19 | |
Oh, no, he's here! | 1:12:19 | 1:12:21 | |
He's here! Oh, Jesus, Jesus! | 1:12:21 | 1:12:24 | |
Oh, come on, LV, love, please. Eh, do it for your mum, eh? | 1:12:24 | 1:12:29 | |
SHOP BELL TINKLES | 1:12:29 | 1:12:31 | |
Oh, do summat for me, for Christ's sake, | 1:12:31 | 1:12:34 | |
instead of that lousy, dopey drip of a dead dad! Fuck! | 1:12:34 | 1:12:38 | |
Darling... | 1:12:46 | 1:12:49 | |
All right, Mari. OK? Bloody hell. | 1:12:49 | 1:12:53 | |
This is it, eh? Where's she, then? | 1:12:53 | 1:12:56 | |
LV?! Management is here. | 1:12:56 | 1:12:58 | |
Ray, love, there's, um, a bit of, er... | 1:13:00 | 1:13:02 | |
It's LV, love. She's dead tired. She's really... | 1:13:02 | 1:13:06 | |
Aren't we all. She'll be OK once she gets on there. | 1:13:06 | 1:13:09 | |
'Now, ladies and gentlemen,' | 1:13:10 | 1:13:13 | |
our first act. Five Grimsby lads who have a history of touching arseholes | 1:13:13 | 1:13:18 | |
I said "our souls", madam. The biggest thing in rock, | 1:13:18 | 1:13:23 | |
Take Fat! | 1:13:23 | 1:13:25 | |
# We'll be singing when we're winning | 1:13:25 | 1:13:28 | |
# We'll be singing | 1:13:28 | 1:13:30 | |
# I get knocked down but I get up again | 1:13:32 | 1:13:35 | |
# You're never gonna keep me down | 1:13:35 | 1:13:37 | |
# I get knocked down but I get up again | 1:13:37 | 1:13:39 | |
# You're never gonna keep me down | 1:13:39 | 1:13:41 | |
# I get knocked down but I get up again... # | 1:13:41 | 1:13:43 | |
Could she not have this night off? | 1:13:43 | 1:13:45 | |
This night off? What do you mean? Bunny Morris is there waiting. | 1:13:45 | 1:13:50 | |
This night off? This night?! This is THE night, love! | 1:13:50 | 1:13:54 | |
-FUSE SIZZLES -Fucking hell! Fucking house! | 1:13:54 | 1:13:57 | |
Oh, but, Ray... | 1:13:57 | 1:14:00 | |
Ray, Ray, what? | 1:13:58 | 1:14:00 | |
D'you get her dress from the dry-cleaner's OK? Yeah? | 1:14:00 | 1:14:03 | |
Sadie, love, you pick up the dress? | 1:14:06 | 1:14:08 | |
Oh, no, you forgot it. | 1:14:08 | 1:14:10 | |
I've been so busied with her, Ray. | 1:14:10 | 1:14:12 | |
Jesus Christ! | 1:14:12 | 1:14:14 | |
-Watch me furniture! -Furniture?! | 1:14:14 | 1:14:16 | |
Now, then, a novelty act noveller than any I know. | 1:14:16 | 1:14:21 | |
So please give a big Mr Boo welcome | 1:14:21 | 1:14:23 | |
to Brenda Bailey | 1:14:23 | 1:14:25 | |
and her farmyard frolics! | 1:14:25 | 1:14:29 | |
APPLAUSE | 1:14:29 | 1:14:31 | |
-BOTH LAUGH -Fuck that. | 1:14:33 | 1:14:35 | |
You only had to do two things. Get the dress and have her ready. | 1:14:35 | 1:14:38 | |
I know. I'm sorry, darling. | 1:14:38 | 1:14:40 | |
Don't be crossy with your rolling puss puss. | 1:14:40 | 1:14:44 | |
Never mind all that crap. | 1:14:44 | 1:14:45 | |
Good boy. | 1:14:45 | 1:14:47 | |
Where's LV? Have you seen Ray Say or LV? | 1:14:47 | 1:14:51 | |
Christ. Trigger, you'd better string it out a bit, | 1:14:51 | 1:14:55 | |
do an extra five minutes. | 1:14:55 | 1:14:57 | |
I'll do my blindfold bit. | 1:14:57 | 1:14:59 | |
Ohh, no... | 1:14:59 | 1:15:01 | |
Give that the once over with th'iron. | 1:15:01 | 1:15:05 | |
What, she's not even dressed? | 1:15:05 | 1:15:06 | |
I'll have to get someone else to look after her. | 1:15:06 | 1:15:09 | |
Ray, no. What are you saying? | 1:15:09 | 1:15:12 | |
You're too quiet to be me friend, you. Fuck off! | 1:15:24 | 1:15:27 | |
Eh, I'm doing it now, | 1:15:32 | 1:15:34 | |
Ray, love. Yes, I am. | 1:15:34 | 1:15:36 | |
'So a big welcome, please, to Wild Trigger Smith' | 1:15:39 | 1:15:42 | |
and the lovely Elaine! | 1:15:42 | 1:15:44 | |
# Rolling rolling rolling! Rolling rolling rolling! | 1:15:44 | 1:15:47 | |
# Rolling rolling rolling, rawhide! # | 1:15:47 | 1:15:52 | |
Leave it! Aargh! Fuckin' house! | 1:15:54 | 1:15:56 | |
Oh, Ray, Ray... | 1:15:56 | 1:15:58 | |
What?! What?! | 1:15:58 | 1:15:59 | |
Kiss me. | 1:15:59 | 1:16:00 | |
We haven't got time! | 1:16:00 | 1:16:02 | |
Hey, lover... | 1:16:02 | 1:16:03 | |
Stop clinging! You're all over me, all the time, like the bloody pox! | 1:16:03 | 1:16:07 | |
Don't spoil it, Raymondo. | 1:16:07 | 1:16:10 | |
We go so well together. | 1:16:10 | 1:16:12 | |
We go nowhere. For a start, you're past it. Your body's gone. | 1:16:12 | 1:16:18 | |
When your clothes go it's all over the place. | 1:16:18 | 1:16:22 | |
There's no way you're coming with me and her to better things, no way! | 1:16:22 | 1:16:26 | |
LV, You've got ten fucking seconds! | 1:16:26 | 1:16:28 | |
AS MARILYN: "I'm tired of getting the fuzzy end of the lollipop." | 1:16:28 | 1:16:33 | |
All you're doing is getting in the way. | 1:16:39 | 1:16:42 | |
You were in the way the first night I heard her. | 1:16:42 | 1:16:46 | |
And you're still in the way now. | 1:16:46 | 1:16:50 | |
Christ, do you think I don't have birds I go to? | 1:16:50 | 1:16:53 | |
Don't you think it's like putting my face in flowers after you? | 1:16:53 | 1:16:58 | |
You've had it, Mari. | 1:17:01 | 1:17:02 | |
For God's sake, | 1:17:02 | 1:17:04 | |
wise up, woman, eh? | 1:17:04 | 1:17:06 | |
Eh? | 1:17:06 | 1:17:08 | |
(And fuck off.) | 1:17:09 | 1:17:11 | |
# Rawhide! # | 1:17:14 | 1:17:16 | |
Elaine, are you still there? | 1:17:16 | 1:17:18 | |
Get them off. You go on. | 1:17:21 | 1:17:22 | |
They're doing fine. | 1:17:22 | 1:17:25 | |
< Aaah! | 1:17:24 | 1:17:25 | |
Curtains! | 1:17:25 | 1:17:27 | |
Ta. A big hand, ladies and gentlemen, for Wild Trigger Smith | 1:17:28 | 1:17:33 | |
and the lovely, lucky Elaine! | 1:17:33 | 1:17:36 | |
SHE SOBS | 1:17:37 | 1:17:40 | |
Sadie! | 1:17:42 | 1:17:44 | |
What are you doing? Here, get this on. | 1:17:46 | 1:17:50 | |
Come on, I've had enough of you lot tonight. Dress on, now. Move it! | 1:17:50 | 1:17:54 | |
AS CILLA BLACK: "Hello, No 1. What's ya name and where do you come from?" | 1:17:54 | 1:17:58 | |
What? | 1:17:58 | 1:18:00 | |
"Hello, everybody. This is Mrs Norman Maine." | 1:18:00 | 1:18:04 | |
Stop messing. We're late. | 1:18:04 | 1:18:06 | |
# So hurry up before they shut the gate. # | 1:18:06 | 1:18:08 | |
Save it for the punters. | 1:18:08 | 1:18:10 | |
# Click clack. There's music in the clatter of the clogs. # | 1:18:10 | 1:18:13 | |
I'm warning you! | 1:18:13 | 1:18:14 | |
AS JUDY GARLAND: "I'll sing 'em all and we'll stay all night." | 1:18:14 | 1:18:17 | |
AS MARILYN: "See what I mean? Not very bright." | 1:18:17 | 1:18:19 | |
HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAL | 1:18:19 | 1:18:22 | |
"Run, Toto, run!" | 1:18:22 | 1:18:24 | |
Stop it, LV. | 1:18:24 | 1:18:25 | |
# When you smile, smile, smile, smile, smile... # | 1:18:25 | 1:18:28 | |
Don't crack now. We're on our way. | 1:18:28 | 1:18:31 | |
# Happy together! | 1:18:31 | 1:18:32 | |
# Unhappy together! # | 1:18:32 | 1:18:34 | |
Why? | 1:18:34 | 1:18:36 | |
# Because because because because, because of the wonderful things he does.# | 1:18:36 | 1:18:39 | |
-I warned you. -"Shame on you!" | 1:18:39 | 1:18:42 | |
"Never mind your teeth, leave 'em out!" | 1:18:45 | 1:18:48 | |
-SWITCH CRACKLES -Fucking house! | 1:18:51 | 1:18:54 | |
SIZZLING | 1:19:02 | 1:19:04 | |
"Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!" | 1:19:04 | 1:19:08 | |
"LIONS and TIGERS and BEARS, OH MY!" | 1:19:08 | 1:19:11 | |
"I'm frightened, Auntie Em!" | 1:19:11 | 1:19:13 | |
'Phew, now we're cooking.' | 1:19:13 | 1:19:16 | |
Did you hear about this chicken, went into a library in Essex? | 1:19:16 | 1:19:20 | |
No, er... | 1:19:20 | 1:19:22 | |
No, that weren't a chicken. | 1:19:22 | 1:19:24 | |
Er... Er... | 1:19:24 | 1:19:26 | |
Oh, it's gone. | 1:19:26 | 1:19:29 | |
< Bollocks! | 1:19:29 | 1:19:30 | |
# Look what you started | 1:19:30 | 1:19:32 | |
# Conflagration, baby, that's what | 1:19:32 | 1:19:35 | |
# Don't let the flames go out | 1:19:35 | 1:19:37 | |
# Some like it hot! # | 1:19:37 | 1:19:39 | |
'She's a redhead, my wife.' | 1:19:39 | 1:19:42 | |
No hair, just a red head. | 1:19:42 | 1:19:43 | |
I love her terribly. That's what she says anyway. | 1:19:43 | 1:19:47 | |
AUDIENCE HECKLES | 1:19:47 | 1:19:49 | |
Calm down, calm down. She'll be along in a sec. What did I tell ya? | 1:19:49 | 1:19:53 | |
I said if you didn't laugh at my jokes, I'd sing. | 1:19:53 | 1:19:56 | |
Boo's a man of his word, I'm afraid. Bunny, bear with me. | 1:19:56 | 1:20:01 | |
Er, anyway, as they say in the business, | 1:20:01 | 1:20:04 | |
this, ladies and gentlemen, is me. | 1:20:04 | 1:20:06 | |
# Your baby doesn't love you any more... | 1:20:06 | 1:20:11 | |
Two, three, four... | 1:20:11 | 1:20:13 | |
Ray! | 1:20:13 | 1:20:15 | |
I had something, ladies and gentlemen. | 1:20:17 | 1:20:20 | |
I had something really special. | 1:20:20 | 1:20:22 | |
"This is my room, and you're all here. | 1:20:22 | 1:20:26 | |
"And I'm not gonna leave here ever, EVER again. | 1:20:26 | 1:20:29 | |
"Because I love you all." | 1:20:29 | 1:20:31 | |
# Golden days before they end... # | 1:20:31 | 1:20:35 | |
End? They never bloody started! Bunny Morris! | 1:20:35 | 1:20:38 | |
Bunny "Star Maker" Morris. Fuck off, you jumped up little prat! | 1:20:38 | 1:20:43 | |
# Your baby | 1:20:43 | 1:20:46 | |
# Won't be near you | 1:20:46 | 1:20:48 | |
GLASS SMASHES | 1:20:48 | 1:20:50 | |
# Any more... # | 1:20:48 | 1:20:50 | |
Just as well, cos they always fuck it up for you. | 1:20:50 | 1:20:52 | |
# Tender nights before they fly... # | 1:20:52 | 1:20:56 | |
Well, mine has. | 1:20:56 | 1:20:58 | |
# Send falling stars that seem to cry... # | 1:20:58 | 1:21:02 | |
'That's because they can't fuckin' hack it! | 1:21:02 | 1:21:06 | |
'Ladies and gentlemen, I had a dream.' | 1:21:06 | 1:21:09 | |
"There's no place like home. There's no place like home..." | 1:21:09 | 1:21:13 | |
# It's over... # | 1:21:13 | 1:21:15 | |
'When I think of what might have been.' | 1:21:15 | 1:21:18 | |
# It breaks your heart in two... # | 1:21:18 | 1:21:23 | |
Finished! Fuckin' finished, me! | 1:21:23 | 1:21:25 | |
# To know that she's untrue | 1:21:25 | 1:21:29 | |
# But, oh, what will you do? # | 1:21:29 | 1:21:33 | |
What will I do, eh? | 1:21:33 | 1:21:35 | |
What the fuck am I gonna do? | 1:21:36 | 1:21:39 | |
# We're through | 1:21:43 | 1:21:46 | |
# It's over... # | 1:21:46 | 1:21:48 | |
"There's no place like home..." | 1:21:48 | 1:21:51 | |
# It's over! | 1:21:51 | 1:21:52 | |
LV?! > | 1:21:52 | 1:21:53 | |
# It's over... # | 1:21:56 | 1:21:59 | |
SIREN WAILS | 1:21:57 | 1:21:59 | |
# All the rainbows in the sky... # | 1:22:01 | 1:22:04 | |
Over the fuckin' rainbow, eh? | 1:22:04 | 1:22:07 | |
# Start to weep then say goodbye... # | 1:22:07 | 1:22:10 | |
Good fuckin' bye! | 1:22:10 | 1:22:12 | |
# You won't be seeing | 1:22:12 | 1:22:15 | |
# Rainbows any more... # | 1:22:15 | 1:22:19 | |
SIREN | 1:22:19 | 1:22:21 | |
OK. | 1:22:21 | 1:22:24 | |
GLASS SHATTERS | 1:22:32 | 1:22:35 | |
LV! My baby. No! | 1:22:37 | 1:22:38 | |
It's OK, everybody's out. | 1:22:38 | 1:22:40 | |
# It's over, it's over | 1:22:43 | 1:22:47 | |
# It's OVER! | 1:22:47 | 1:22:49 | |
# IT'S OVER!! # | 1:22:51 | 1:22:54 | |
AUDIENCE IS SILENT | 1:23:05 | 1:23:08 | |
The adorable Mr Ray Say, ladies and gentlemen, | 1:23:15 | 1:23:19 | |
with a little song about his show business career, | 1:23:19 | 1:23:23 | |
called "It's Over". | 1:23:23 | 1:23:25 | |
So how are you all doing? Alreet? | 1:23:29 | 1:23:32 | |
There you go. | 1:23:47 | 1:23:49 | |
Oh. | 1:23:49 | 1:23:51 | |
Thanks, Billy. | 1:23:51 | 1:23:53 | |
You're OK, it's just old stuff from the van. | 1:23:53 | 1:23:56 | |
No, I mean... | 1:23:56 | 1:23:58 | |
thanks for getting me out. | 1:23:58 | 1:24:01 | |
Oh, that's all right. Hey, you should get out more often. | 1:24:01 | 1:24:05 | |
Er, why did you want to come down here? | 1:24:15 | 1:24:18 | |
Me dad used to bring me here. | 1:24:19 | 1:24:22 | |
Listen to concerts. | 1:24:22 | 1:24:24 | |
LV, er... | 1:24:28 | 1:24:30 | |
there's people other than your dad who, well, other people who... | 1:24:32 | 1:24:37 | |
Who might think something of you and...and... | 1:24:39 | 1:24:42 | |
Other people who are, well, | 1:24:42 | 1:24:44 | |
still alive. | 1:24:44 | 1:24:46 | |
SHE GASPS Billy... | 1:24:46 | 1:24:49 | |
I've got to go. | 1:24:49 | 1:24:51 | |
LV? | 1:24:51 | 1:24:53 | |
Tsk! I didn't handle that very well. | 1:24:56 | 1:24:59 | |
SHE GASPS | 1:25:20 | 1:25:21 | |
What happened here, then, little matchgirl? | 1:25:21 | 1:25:24 | |
The little stick who wrecks everything. I can't start again, | 1:25:24 | 1:25:29 | |
can I, now? Who'd want me anyway, hmm? | 1:25:29 | 1:25:35 | |
Who'd want me?!! | 1:25:35 | 1:25:37 | |
Oh... | 1:25:38 | 1:25:40 | |
Wait a minute. What do you want anyway? | 1:25:40 | 1:25:45 | |
Oh, I know. | 1:25:45 | 1:25:48 | |
Your records. | 1:25:48 | 1:25:50 | |
Well, all t'salvage crap's out on t'back roof, LV, love. | 1:25:50 | 1:25:54 | |
Maybe they'll be there. | 1:25:54 | 1:25:57 | |
What's up? Cat got your tongue? | 1:26:26 | 1:26:28 | |
AAAARRGH!! | 1:26:32 | 1:26:34 | |
AAARRRGH!! Can you hear me now, Mother?!! My dad, | 1:26:34 | 1:26:38 | |
you drove him as fast as you could to an early grave!! | 1:26:38 | 1:26:44 | |
With your men and your shouting | 1:26:44 | 1:26:47 | |
and your pals and your nights | 1:26:47 | 1:26:50 | |
and your nights and your nights | 1:26:50 | 1:26:52 | |
and your nights and your nights and your nights of neglect!! | 1:26:52 | 1:26:58 | |
Oh, | 1:26:58 | 1:27:00 | |
when he had his records on | 1:27:00 | 1:27:02 | |
he sparkled. | 1:27:02 | 1:27:05 | |
Not dazzling like you | 1:27:06 | 1:27:08 | |
but with fine lights. | 1:27:08 | 1:27:11 | |
Fine lights. | 1:27:12 | 1:27:14 | |
He never spoke up to ya cos you would never listen. | 1:27:16 | 1:27:20 | |
I never spoke up to ya | 1:27:23 | 1:27:25 | |
BECAUSE I COULD NEVER GET A WORD IN! | 1:27:25 | 1:27:29 | |
DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE | 1:27:33 | 1:27:35 | |
Little Voice... | 1:27:41 | 1:27:44 | |
My name's Laura. | 1:27:45 | 1:27:47 | |
SEAGULLS CALL | 1:28:13 | 1:28:15 | |
SHE WHISTLES | 1:28:30 | 1:28:32 | |
Everything all right, then? | 1:28:36 | 1:28:38 | |
Fine. | 1:28:38 | 1:28:40 | |
Is that Duane? | 1:28:40 | 1:28:43 | |
Aye. Just about back to normal now, I reckon. | 1:28:43 | 1:28:46 | |
Yeah, I think I know how he feels. | 1:28:46 | 1:28:48 | |
Do you want to give me an 'and? | 1:28:52 | 1:28:54 | |
With exercise? | 1:28:55 | 1:28:58 | |
Yeah, | 1:29:01 | 1:29:02 | |
all right. | 1:29:03 | 1:29:05 | |
Let's fly, come on! Let's go for a fly. | 1:29:05 | 1:29:07 | |
Shoo, shoo, fly, fly. | 1:29:07 | 1:29:10 | |
Go on! Come on! | 1:29:10 | 1:29:12 | |
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