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I don't need eyes in the back of my head to see a mule's load slipping! | 0:00:33 | 0:00:38 | |
-Marigold started going weird again on her birthday... -I'm drowning. I'm going to die... | 0:00:38 | 0:00:44 | |
..in the darkness, behind the tea chests. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:48 | |
"You can do this!" he told himself. "You really can do this!" He hadn't convinced his body. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:55 | |
There's nothing like a good story. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
I love to immerse myself in a good book, and being here, | 0:01:08 | 0:01:12 | |
in a bookshop, is heaven for me, because it's full of great books by some terrific writers, | 0:01:12 | 0:01:19 | |
especially here in the Children's section. To be a writer must be a lovely job. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:26 | |
I'd like to have a go, but where do you start? | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
My ideas just come from anywhere and everywhere. They're unexpected. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:35 | |
It might be an overheard remark, a situation you observe in the street, | 0:01:35 | 0:01:41 | |
in public, or it might be an article in a newspaper. It can be a very tiny trigger. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:48 | |
I wish I knew where I get my ideas from - then I could bottle it! | 0:01:48 | 0:01:53 | |
For most writers, the biggest worry, or for me, is running out of ideas. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:59 | |
I never get a whole, huge, long, detailed idea for a book, | 0:01:59 | 0:02:04 | |
but every now and then there will be just some tiny image that appeals to me and I think, "Mm, I like that." | 0:02:04 | 0:02:12 | |
A lot of the time, ideas hunt you down, and you don't really invent them. They come looking for you. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:19 | |
All good stories need a good beginning... a good middle...and a good end. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:26 | |
It's very important to have a good opening to a story. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
I try harder on openings than anything else. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:35 | |
It hooks the reader - the cliche of the dead body on page one. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:39 | |
If you can with the opening line, fantastic. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:43 | |
I spend most of my time on the first third, getting characters and language right, the tone right. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:50 | |
I think I'm looking for the moment the story takes on its own life. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:56 | |
In my books, I tend to start characters just as they approach change, | 0:02:56 | 0:03:02 | |
something will change in their lives, usually for the worst cos you want a story! Something dramatic | 0:03:02 | 0:03:09 | |
that will change their lives, and it gets worse before it gets better! | 0:03:09 | 0:03:14 | |
I think stories need resolution - especially stories for children. That is not to say happy endings. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:22 | |
I don't think all ends have to be tied up neatly, to be resolved, but I don't like cheat endings at all. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:29 | |
I want to be rewarded with an uplifting feeling, or a different view on the world. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:36 | |
The subject should really dictate what the shape of the story is like. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:41 | |
A great story like Moby Dick takes the form of a quest, | 0:03:41 | 0:03:45 | |
a great adventure across the seas, and the story feels like a journey. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:50 | |
It can become very flat, marooned, and then it goes on again and chases the whale. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:57 | |
When you write a story, it must be interesting all the way through, | 0:03:57 | 0:04:02 | |
from cover to cover, even when it's a short story. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:06 | |
It was the weirdest thing. I looked into the darkness and I felt it looking right back at me. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:19 | |
That's right. It was alive. Some people think darkness is just a place where there's no light, | 0:04:19 | 0:04:26 | |
but they haven't been down Tranter Loudon's Kitchen. The darkness there is rich and patterned like a quilt. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:34 | |
The deeper you go into it, the more you see. There are faces there. Twisted limbs, presences. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:41 | |
You wouldn't understand unless you'd been inside that darkness. I have. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:46 | |
For a while, I thought it had me. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
The whole thing started about five years ago, when I was 13. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:54 | |
Some workmen were digging a water main. They found a way into Tranter Loudon's Kitchen, as it's known - | 0:04:54 | 0:05:02 | |
a vast network of sandstone tunnels and caverns below the streets. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:07 | |
Loudon was a preacher here in Oakfield in the 18th century. It seems he lived down there. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:13 | |
He was a loner, by all accounts. The darkness beneath the town suited him. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:18 | |
Then the kids started to disappear. In just a few weeks, half a dozen boys and girls vanished. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:24 | |
Wasn't long before everybody said Tranter Loudon had them and was boiling them up for supper. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:32 | |
Nonsense, of course, but they ran him out of town, though some say he just went back underground. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:39 | |
Kids have been disappearing ever since - not often, but often enough to make you wonder. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:46 | |
It's the Tranter Loudon legend. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
Once those workmen unearthed his strange world, all sorts of rumours started about gold rings, and coins. | 0:05:53 | 0:06:01 | |
It was the idea of hidden treasure that grabbed Craig's attention. Find the right tunnel and we'd be rich! | 0:06:01 | 0:06:08 | |
So one summer holiday we booked ourselves a guided tour. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:14 | |
On the day, we were the only ones at the tunnel opening. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:20 | |
The guide, an old boy with a limp, didn't look too pleased at having to open up for some kids, | 0:06:21 | 0:06:28 | |
but he took us anyway. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
The moment I was down there, in that staring darkness, I wanted out. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:41 | |
-I don't think this is a good idea. -Don't be such a wimp! | 0:06:47 | 0:06:51 | |
You afraid of Tranter Loudon and his cooking pot? | 0:06:51 | 0:06:56 | |
'My stomach filled with a dull ache. Fear was chewing up my insides. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:06 | |
'We were about 20 minutes in when Craig did it! He grabbed me arm and dragged me down a tunnel! | 0:07:06 | 0:07:13 | |
'It had a sign - "Danger! Keep out!"' < Hey! | 0:07:13 | 0:07:17 | |
Hey! | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
'It didn't take us long to lose him. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
'With that leg, he'd never catch us. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
-'Craig pulled out a flashlight from his rucksack.' -Ready to search for treasure? | 0:07:30 | 0:07:36 | |
Craig! I really think we should just...go back! | 0:07:36 | 0:07:41 | |
'But he wouldn't have it. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
'He was determined to press forward. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
'As we penetrated deeper into the blackness, I began seeing differences in the gloom. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:55 | |
'It was as if there were different planes of darkness, all shifting. | 0:07:55 | 0:08:00 | |
'So, on we went, until we came across something that wasn't part of any tour. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:07 | |
'Up ahead, there was a line of candles. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:12 | |
-Who could've done that? -Let's go back! | 0:08:16 | 0:08:20 | |
-'But Craig was having none of it.' -I've seen something! -'He threw down his torch. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:26 | |
'He picked up one of the candles to guide his way.' | 0:08:26 | 0:08:30 | |
-I've found it! -'There, glittering in the half-lit gloom | 0:08:33 | 0:08:39 | |
-'were rings, coins, goblets, all made of gold, so it seemed to me!' -We're rich! | 0:08:39 | 0:08:46 | |
'He handed me some of the stuff and started shoving the rest into his rucksack.' | 0:08:46 | 0:08:52 | |
'Then, the candles blew out! How, I don't know. There wasn't a breath of wind in that dank tunnel. | 0:08:56 | 0:09:03 | |
'The darkness grew fingers and nails, scratching my arms and legs. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:08 | |
'I heard Craig trying to find the torch but it was out, just like the candles. Craig was sobbing. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:15 | |
'Something clawed my clothes. Craig was still scrabbling for the torch! | 0:09:15 | 0:09:20 | |
'It was something else, right there beside me! A creature of the intense gloom! | 0:09:20 | 0:09:26 | |
-'That's when the darkness roared!' Craig! The treasure! Give it back! -Never! Finders keepers! | 0:09:26 | 0:09:33 | |
HE GASPS WITH FEAR | 0:09:33 | 0:09:36 | |
'There was a second voice, echoing and chattering in the blackness. Saying a prayer, or a curse. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:43 | |
'It was too dulled in the velvet dark to make out the words. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:48 | |
'It could've been the scamper of a rat, except that it was in some way, some foul, cold way, human!' | 0:09:48 | 0:09:55 | |
This isn't ours! It belongs to Tranter Loudon! | 0:09:55 | 0:10:00 | |
'So I let my share vanish into the swarming darkness. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:05 | |
'Immediately, the tearing, sucking presence fell away. I could go! | 0:10:05 | 0:10:10 | |
'Not Craig. He clung to the dark, and it clung to him. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:15 | |
'Then, I heard something. A butcher sound, in the gloom. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:20 | |
'Like the crunch of bones. The crack of cartilage, the splash of blood! I shouted Craig's name...' | 0:10:20 | 0:10:26 | |
CRAIG! CRAIG! | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
CRAIG WAILS | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
'All I could hear was the reverberating crunch, crack, splash, and then something bubbling! | 0:10:31 | 0:10:38 | |
'I ran for my life, fighting the raging, scuttering blackness, | 0:10:38 | 0:10:42 | |
'more alone, more scared then I've ever been!' | 0:10:42 | 0:10:46 | |
There he is! 'The rescue team discovered me a few hours later, | 0:10:49 | 0:10:55 | |
'half-dead with fright. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
'Craig's never been found.' | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
'To this day, when I'm lying in bed, I hear a bubbling sound in the night. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:10 | |
'I've got a feeling I know what's cooking in the kitchen.' | 0:11:10 | 0:11:15 | |
These are the Joseph Williamson Tunnels - | 0:11:24 | 0:11:28 | |
the inspiration for my story, Tunnel Vision. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:32 | |
At the start of the 19th century, Williamson established these tunnels, | 0:11:32 | 0:11:37 | |
and they inspired my horror story, set under the city of Liverpool. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:42 | |
There's this huge network of tunnels under the city - an alternative city | 0:11:42 | 0:11:47 | |
of darkness and mystery, and I wanted to locate a horror story here, | 0:11:47 | 0:11:52 | |
in this magnificent achievement. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:56 | |
Once I'd heard about the tunnels, the ideas hung about in my head. I'd thought about it, | 0:11:56 | 0:12:02 | |
and then I came across this article and it added the final piece, but there were mysteries about them - | 0:12:02 | 0:12:09 | |
people going missing, jewellery discovered. The story was on its way. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:14 | |
Tunnel Vision began with an idea that darkness had to be a character. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:21 | |
Darkness was absolutely central, and so the darkness itself was a thing drawing you in, | 0:12:21 | 0:12:28 | |
and it was dangerous, and it tested you, and slowly I wanted to bring out a character you could hinge on, | 0:12:28 | 0:12:35 | |
that wasn't just darkness but one who emerged from the darkness. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:39 | |
In the first paragraph I set up the mood of scariness, and start dropping hints. The story must say, | 0:12:39 | 0:12:47 | |
"Read me!" as if two hands come out of the story and grab your eyeballs. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:52 | |
I wanted pace, and snappy sentences, so they've got to be short. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:57 | |
You don't want loads of subordinate clauses or long descriptions. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:02 | |
Like building up pebbles to create a statue - | 0:13:02 | 0:13:06 | |
short sentences with strong verbs. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
The characters are based on people I know. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:19 | |
One is me - the cautious narrator, | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
cos all my friendships were built on my mates wanting to get in scrapes, and me going, | 0:13:21 | 0:13:28 | |
"Do you think we should?!" and I was the one being dragged along, but I always went and did the adventures, | 0:13:28 | 0:13:35 | |
'but I thought about it afterwards.' Craig! | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
I think we should just...go back! | 0:13:38 | 0:13:42 | |
I wanted really powerful metaphors, and images, and similes | 0:13:44 | 0:13:49 | |
like "darkness patterned like quilt". | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
We don't see it as different colours. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
We imagine red, blue, green... I wanted planes of darkness - | 0:13:54 | 0:13:59 | |
a "creature of intense gloom"... "darkness roared" - the darkness is a thing...an animal | 0:13:59 | 0:14:05 | |
that will seize a person who merges into it, and "velvet" darkness, | 0:14:05 | 0:14:11 | |
both comforting and suffocating, | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
because the whole world of the story is of darkness and its complications. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:19 | |
When it comes to the end, there's always a pressure to make it happy, | 0:14:19 | 0:14:24 | |
and to tie everything up. I was aware that in a horror story, which is challenging | 0:14:24 | 0:14:30 | |
about whether this person survives, then you should have a sense of loss. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:36 | |
What I went for was that the narrator survives, | 0:14:36 | 0:14:40 | |
'but the other character is destroyed. I got a sense of loss, and a moral ending.' CRAIG! | 0:14:40 | 0:14:47 | |
'He is destroyed because he makes a particular choice, and there are consequences to that choice.' | 0:14:47 | 0:14:55 | |
Four elements can be termed "beginning" "middle" and "end" - | 0:14:57 | 0:15:02 | |
the opening, the complication, the crisis and the resolution - the structure of most effective stories. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:09 | |
I open with the sense that these two are going on an adventure into that darkness that could be dangerous, | 0:15:09 | 0:15:17 | |
then it becomes complicated, because within this darkness there is someone dangerous and threatening, | 0:15:17 | 0:15:24 | |
then the crisis - this dark force emerges, and then the resolution - | 0:15:24 | 0:15:30 | |
will you give back the treasure the character thinks you have stolen, | 0:15:30 | 0:15:35 | |
or hang on to it and be destroyed? | 0:15:35 | 0:15:39 | |
That is the framework of this story that paces it and gives a satisfying structure. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:45 | |
The opening of the story should establish the narrative voice, | 0:15:45 | 0:15:49 | |
and introduce some of the main characters. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:53 | |
Here, we have a modern romantic tale of boy meets girl. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:59 | |
Then comes the complication. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
The rest of the story is spent trying to solve the problem. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:09 | |
The most dramatic moment in the story is the crisis. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:22 | |
It's the point of no return. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
The resolution of a story can be closed, where all the loose ends are tied up... | 0:16:28 | 0:16:34 | |
Or open, where the writer deliberately leaves the reader guessing. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:46 | |
So, here I am. I've got my coffee, my pens, my notebook... But where do I start? | 0:16:48 | 0:16:55 | |
Hmm. What type of story am I going to write? Well, I like all sorts of stories, | 0:16:55 | 0:17:01 | |
but I've got to choose my genre, and that is going to be difficult. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:06 | |
What about...romance? | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
Mystery? Adventure? | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
Horror? Science fiction? | 0:17:12 | 0:17:15 | |
Hmm... | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
I quite like science fiction. That would really fire my imagination. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:23 | |
Yeah! I think that'll be my chosen genre! | 0:17:23 | 0:17:27 | |
I thought using a new notebook and pen would help me write, but as you can see, I haven't got far! | 0:17:49 | 0:17:57 | |
Sometimes writing's like that - you just can't find the words. I need more inspiration. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:04 | |
I'm gonna go for a walk. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
At last, I've got some ideas for my story! Just have to think of the opening now - easier said than done. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:47 | |
I have to have an opening which leads you straight into the story, | 0:18:48 | 0:18:53 | |
and you want to know what's happening, who your character is... | 0:18:53 | 0:18:58 | |
If you're writing a really tense scene, or something action-packed, | 0:18:58 | 0:19:04 | |
short sentences tend to work better, because it builds tension | 0:19:04 | 0:19:09 | |
rather than long ones, which slow it down. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:13 | |
If you describe a room, for example, have something happening in that room which conveys the description. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:20 | |
If you have a list of what's in that room - a clock, a mantelpiece, it's very dull, | 0:19:20 | 0:19:27 | |
but if you have someone sneaking round the room, poking in drawers, | 0:19:27 | 0:19:32 | |
fiddling with the ornaments, you're getting a description as well as action at the same time. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:39 | |
I carry a notebook. Something interests me, I scribble it down. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:44 | |
It can be simple - what a dog looks like as it crosses the street... | 0:19:44 | 0:19:49 | |
the dent in the red paint of a bus, | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
so you write that...and I think, "Oh, how tedious!" but actually, | 0:19:52 | 0:19:58 | |
it can generate a story. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
If you've got a chunk of wood, and you start shaving and moulding it, | 0:20:00 | 0:20:05 | |
until you've got exactly what you're looking for, | 0:20:05 | 0:20:09 | |
then you're getting the balance of words, sentences. Play with it! | 0:20:09 | 0:20:15 | |
It depends on the book, and what you try to convey, and the feel of the book, but starting with dialogue | 0:20:15 | 0:20:22 | |
is an immediate way to get into the story and hear your characters. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:27 | |
I'll start my story with dialogue, because it'll be a lively opening | 0:20:28 | 0:20:34 | |
and helps establish the characters. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:37 | |
Conversation will draw readers in and help with some ideas later on. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:42 | |
I've definitely decided to set it in Brighton, hence my inspiration. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:48 | |
If you have trouble with inspiration, stick to something you know. Even with science fiction, | 0:20:48 | 0:20:54 | |
if you use the familiar, it should be a little bit easier. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:59 | |
You can move your story on in a different direction when you introduce complication and crisis. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:06 | |
This is what I've written so far. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
Hmm! My dialogue's OK, but I think I could do a better opening. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:45 | |
The problem is I've used the word "said" too much - a common mistake when writing dialogue, | 0:21:45 | 0:21:52 | |
but I'll take them out and replace them with alternatives. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:57 | |
In fact, I'll start over again, and improve my vocabulary and layout. | 0:21:57 | 0:22:02 | |
Quack! Quack! | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
Quack! Quack! | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
Every time you write the actual word someone says, | 0:22:11 | 0:22:16 | |
use speech marks before and after the words spoken. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:20 | |
The spoken bit always starts with a capital letter. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:28 | |
Even if it isn't at the end of a sentence, | 0:22:29 | 0:22:33 | |
speech always ends with punctuation before the closing speech marks. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:38 | |
If the sentence continues after the speech, put a comma before the closing speech marks. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:49 | |
Don't just write "said" all the time. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:54 | |
Try different verbs to describe how somebody is speaking. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:58 | |
And if the speech is a question, put in a question mark. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:03 | |
If the speech is a command, or shows strong feelings, | 0:23:09 | 0:23:13 | |
use an exclamation mark! | 0:23:13 | 0:23:16 | |
Quack! | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
I remember, when I was about 10, I got one of those "How To Write" manuals at the library, | 0:23:30 | 0:23:37 | |
which I read very solemnly, and they had a particular passage in it | 0:23:37 | 0:23:42 | |
where it said, "Show, don't tell", and I do think this is good advice. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:48 | |
One tip I've got is reading aloud - I do read aloud what I've written, | 0:23:48 | 0:23:54 | |
because I like to hear the sound of my words, | 0:23:54 | 0:23:58 | |
and to hear whether I get the action, | 0:23:58 | 0:24:01 | |
and the rhythm, and the pace right. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:04 | |
There's only 26 letters in the alphabet, but from those 26, | 0:24:04 | 0:24:08 | |
we can make so many words, and from those words we can convey so many meanings, and that's amazing! | 0:24:08 | 0:24:15 | |
I love working with sentences. I love taking my paragraphs apart and then putting them back together. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:22 | |
Sometimes, I'll write a paragraph with only two words in it, because it looks nice, and I want to. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:29 | |
I'll run a paragraph for a whole page, for variation. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:33 | |
We all know about, you know, artistic production being 90% perspiration and 10% inspiration, | 0:24:33 | 0:24:40 | |
but that 10% inspiration, for me, | 0:24:40 | 0:24:44 | |
is absolutely vital, cos without it, I can't do the 90% perspiration. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:49 | |
I've changed the beginning and written more. Here it is so far. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:55 | |
It was a hot July day. Brighton was unbearably busy with daytrippers shouting, seagulls squawking, | 0:24:55 | 0:25:01 | |
rubbish flapping in the breeze, and the seafront clogged with cars. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:07 | |
They were all trying to escape from this tired seaside resort that had seen better days, | 0:25:07 | 0:25:14 | |
and where the pier was barely able to stand on its own stilts. The West Pier, despite its appearance, | 0:25:14 | 0:25:21 | |
was one of the best landmarks. If you stared at it in a certain light, | 0:25:21 | 0:25:26 | |
you'd get the impression it was moving. This optical illusion was working particularly well that day. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:33 | |
The more you focused on it, the more the pier resembled a UFO, | 0:25:33 | 0:25:38 | |
hovering just above the sea. Even when you blinked several times, the mysterious vision didn't falter. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:45 | |
It looked less and less like a dilapidated Victorian pier and more like a space ship, | 0:25:45 | 0:25:51 | |
especially when two silver figures emerged from an opening and clumsily stomped along the shore. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:59 | |
"Slow down, Jags!" Starky panted, grabbing his friend's cold shoulder. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:04 | |
He was tired of dragging his metallic feet along the beach and shovelling pebbles with every step. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:10 | |
"It's hard to keep up with these stones to wade through! What kind of planet has rocks like these?" | 0:26:10 | 0:26:18 | |
"A terrestrial realm called Brighton," said Jags. "But these aren't the rocks we want. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:24 | |
"There's a much more interesting formation. It's pink and white. I've seen pictures of it. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:31 | |
"There are even letters inside which go right through its middle." "Letters?! What use are they?" | 0:26:31 | 0:26:38 | |
"Shh! Keep your voice down!" Jags whispered. "They could contain the secret codes vital to our mission!" | 0:26:38 | 0:26:45 | |
Starky was puzzled, but stumbled along behind his friend, | 0:26:45 | 0:26:50 | |
until he collided with an abandoned deckchair. He was now totally fed up with this unfamiliar terrain, | 0:26:50 | 0:26:57 | |
and sat down in protest. | 0:26:57 | 0:27:00 | |
Jags was concentrating, but when he no longer heard his footsteps being echoed, he turned to find out why. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:07 | |
"What's wrong?" he cried. "The rock!" said Starky. "Does it have a special name?" | 0:27:07 | 0:27:14 | |
"Of course it does!" Jags replied abruptly, beginning to find his friend a little tiresome. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:20 | |
"It's called Brighton rock!" | 0:27:20 | 0:27:24 | |
Well, that's the beginning of my story. I'm quite pleased with it. Just the middle and end to sort! | 0:27:25 | 0:27:32 | |
Chocolate biscuit. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:52 | |
Chocolate... | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
..biscuit. | 0:27:58 | 0:28:00 | |
And I still remember where I was when I first heard those words. | 0:28:00 | 0:28:05 | |
How it made me feel. | 0:28:05 | 0:28:07 | |
I was eight years old. It was Christmas. My grandfather just came out with it. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:15 | |
"Do you want a chocolate biscuit?" | 0:28:16 | 0:28:19 | |
A chocolate...biscuit. | 0:28:21 | 0:28:24 | |
Two things that to my eight-year-old mind were as close to heaven as I could imagine, | 0:28:24 | 0:28:30 | |
in one. | 0:28:30 | 0:28:33 | |
The crunchy, oatmeal butteriness of a biscuit, | 0:28:33 | 0:28:37 | |
actually combined with the creamy sweet yumminess... | 0:28:37 | 0:28:43 | |
..of chocolate. And how did I feel when I bit into this delicious first chocolate digestive, you ask? | 0:28:44 | 0:28:52 | |
Well... | 0:28:53 | 0:28:56 | |
I felt privileged, I felt renewed, | 0:28:56 | 0:28:58 | |
I felt special! | 0:28:58 | 0:29:01 | |
And on that day, I knew my life would never be the same again! | 0:29:01 | 0:29:05 | |
I didn't know I had a problem, | 0:29:05 | 0:29:08 | |
until a kindly geography master | 0:29:08 | 0:29:11 | |
told me what I'm going to tell you now. | 0:29:11 | 0:29:15 | |
"Life is about more than biscuits!" | 0:29:15 | 0:29:19 | |
Certainly, they tasted good. | 0:29:23 | 0:29:26 | |
Of course, they hadn't made me ill. | 0:29:26 | 0:29:29 | |
Naturally, I thought I could handle them. | 0:29:30 | 0:29:35 | |
But let me tell you - | 0:29:37 | 0:29:40 | |
I couldn't. | 0:29:40 | 0:29:43 | |
No-one can. | 0:29:43 | 0:29:45 | |
Many people say, "Oh, I've eaten my fill of chocolate biscuits, and I'm fine!" Well... | 0:29:45 | 0:29:52 | |
I'm here to tell you - you're not fine! | 0:29:52 | 0:29:56 | |
You're very FAR from being fine. | 0:29:57 | 0:30:00 | |
Just imagine, | 0:30:00 | 0:30:03 | |
for the moment, | 0:30:03 | 0:30:05 | |
how different your life would be if you hadn't spent so much of it | 0:30:05 | 0:30:11 | |
scoffing down those delicious discs of DANGER! | 0:30:11 | 0:30:16 | |
Now, on the one hand, chocolate biscuits are a delicious, nutritious snack food. | 0:30:17 | 0:30:23 | |
On the other, they are a dangerous parasite gnawing at the very heart, | 0:30:23 | 0:30:30 | |
the very FABRIC of our society! We know what we do with parasites, don't we?! WE CUT THEM OUT! | 0:30:30 | 0:30:38 | |
Now, when dear old Mr Gregory pointed out the error of my ways, well... | 0:30:43 | 0:30:49 | |
I was appalled by what I'd done. | 0:30:49 | 0:30:51 | |
What... What society had allowed me to do. | 0:30:51 | 0:30:56 | |
And I tell you this - from that day, no chocolate biscuit has passed my lips, and I'm stronger... | 0:30:57 | 0:31:05 | |
Significantly stronger for it. | 0:31:05 | 0:31:08 | |
But I was lucky. | 0:31:10 | 0:31:13 | |
I was stopped in time. | 0:31:13 | 0:31:16 | |
I was still young! | 0:31:16 | 0:31:19 | |
With hard work, extra lessons | 0:31:19 | 0:31:22 | |
and double homework, in a few short years, I was back on track! | 0:31:22 | 0:31:29 | |
It has been estimated that the average 35-year-old has spent 67% of their life | 0:31:29 | 0:31:37 | |
eating chocolate biscuits. | 0:31:37 | 0:31:40 | |
67%! | 0:31:40 | 0:31:43 | |
And that's just eating them! | 0:31:43 | 0:31:46 | |
Imagine how much time is spent buying the things! | 0:31:46 | 0:31:50 | |
Opening the packets! | 0:31:50 | 0:31:52 | |
DUNKING them! | 0:31:52 | 0:31:55 | |
We must crush this problem, and crush it NOW! | 0:31:55 | 0:32:00 | |
Do you want to live in a country which lags behind all others | 0:32:03 | 0:32:07 | |
because we cannot shake off the grip of a crunchy confectionary? | 0:32:07 | 0:32:12 | |
Do you think the Germans, or the French, or the Japanese waste time | 0:32:13 | 0:32:18 | |
biting on bourbons with their beverages? Of course not! | 0:32:18 | 0:32:23 | |
Well... I for one am going to do something about it. | 0:32:23 | 0:32:28 | |
I want... I DEMAND that all production, | 0:32:28 | 0:32:32 | |
distribution and consumption | 0:32:32 | 0:32:35 | |
of chocolate biscuits ends NOW. | 0:32:35 | 0:32:38 | |
Not tomorrow, not next week, not next month, but NOW and FOREVER! | 0:32:38 | 0:32:44 | |
My friends, until we face this challenge and face it together, | 0:32:51 | 0:32:56 | |
this country...this...this NATION... | 0:32:56 | 0:32:59 | |
will continue to crumble! | 0:32:59 | 0:33:02 | |
We will never again be able to call ourselves Great Biscuit...Britain... | 0:33:04 | 0:33:08 | |
My friends, | 0:33:10 | 0:33:13 | |
it is time for everyone, all of us, to break away from those tempting treats, rise up against them | 0:33:13 | 0:33:20 | |
and in one CLEAR VOICE proclaim, "BAN THE BISCUIT!" | 0:33:20 | 0:33:24 | |
"BAN THE BISCUIT!" | 0:33:24 | 0:33:26 | |
"BAN...THE...BISCUIT!" | 0:33:26 | 0:33:29 | |
That wasn't a bad speech. He did get carried away, though. | 0:33:34 | 0:33:40 | |
The subject matter was pretty absurd, but he definitely knew how to present an argument. | 0:33:41 | 0:33:49 | |
When you make a speech or give a presentation, the way you do it is almost as important as what you say. | 0:33:49 | 0:33:56 | |
-What made that a good speech? -TAPE REWINDS | 0:33:56 | 0:34:01 | |
He knew his subject well... | 0:34:01 | 0:34:03 | |
The crunchy, oatmeal butteriness of a biscuit... | 0:34:03 | 0:34:07 | |
He made his points so the argument was clear. | 0:34:07 | 0:34:11 | |
On the one hand, chocolate biscuits are a delicious, nutritious snack food. | 0:34:11 | 0:34:18 | |
On the other, they are a dangerous parasite | 0:34:18 | 0:34:23 | |
gnawing at the very heart, the very FABRIC of our society! | 0:34:23 | 0:34:28 | |
He looked confident, and smiled at his audience. | 0:34:28 | 0:34:31 | |
He spoke clearly, and with flair. | 0:34:31 | 0:34:34 | |
Do you think the Germans, or the French, or the Japanese | 0:34:34 | 0:34:38 | |
waste their time biting on bourbons with their beverages?! | 0:34:38 | 0:34:43 | |
He used humour to make it more entertaining. | 0:34:43 | 0:34:47 | |
When you make a really good speech, people remember it. A lot of great speeches have gone down in history, | 0:34:51 | 0:34:58 | |
but speech makers are remembered too for great performances. | 0:34:58 | 0:35:03 | |
I have a dream... | 0:35:03 | 0:35:05 | |
that one day, this nation will rise up | 0:35:05 | 0:35:11 | |
and live out the true meaning of its creed - | 0:35:11 | 0:35:15 | |
"We hold these truths to be self-evident - that all men are created equal." | 0:35:15 | 0:35:22 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:35:22 | 0:35:25 | |
I was one of the lucky people in life. I had a great upbringing, | 0:35:25 | 0:35:30 | |
people who guided and helped me all my life, and a wonderful wife and family. | 0:35:30 | 0:35:36 | |
I want to give something back to the country in which I live and believe. | 0:35:37 | 0:35:42 | |
To those waiting with bated breath for that favourite media catchphrase, "the U-turn", | 0:35:42 | 0:35:48 | |
I have only one thing to say. "U-turn" if you want to. | 0:35:48 | 0:35:54 | |
AUDIENCE LAUGHS The lady's not for turning! | 0:35:54 | 0:35:59 | |
..that if the British Empire and its Commonwealths last for a thousand years, | 0:36:02 | 0:36:09 | |
men will still say, | 0:36:09 | 0:36:13 | |
"This was their finest hour." | 0:36:13 | 0:36:16 | |
-When making a speech... -Ahem! | 0:36:16 | 0:36:20 | |
..be well prepared! | 0:36:20 | 0:36:23 | |
Blah, blah, blah... | 0:36:23 | 0:36:26 | |
Try to learn the speech! | 0:36:31 | 0:36:35 | |
Blah, blah, blah...blah. | 0:36:42 | 0:36:46 | |
Um... | 0:36:46 | 0:36:49 | |
Or...work from notes! | 0:36:49 | 0:36:52 | |
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah! | 0:36:54 | 0:36:57 | |
Be entertaining, | 0:37:03 | 0:37:05 | |
but don't let humour... | 0:37:05 | 0:37:08 | |
..overshadow the points you're trying to make. | 0:37:09 | 0:37:13 | |
Blah, blah, blah... | 0:37:24 | 0:37:27 | |
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... | 0:37:27 | 0:37:30 | |
Speak slowly, | 0:37:30 | 0:37:32 | |
and include pauses. | 0:37:32 | 0:37:35 | |
Blah...blah...blah... | 0:37:35 | 0:37:39 | |
blah...blah... BLAH! | 0:37:39 | 0:37:42 | |
And remember to look at your audience, | 0:37:47 | 0:37:51 | |
and smile when it's appropriate. | 0:37:51 | 0:37:54 | |
Making a speech is nerve-wracking, but if you're well-prepared, and you've considered all the issues, | 0:37:58 | 0:38:05 | |
you'll deliver a strong argument with confidence. | 0:38:05 | 0:38:10 | |
As in football or cricket, there are two sides to every argument. | 0:38:15 | 0:38:20 | |
So when you come to write a speech, | 0:38:25 | 0:38:27 | |
know the other point of view, | 0:38:27 | 0:38:30 | |
so you can argue against. So which is better - football or cricket? | 0:38:30 | 0:38:34 | |
-Football is much better than cricket. -The best sport is cricket. | 0:38:34 | 0:38:39 | |
-Football is much more fun than cricket. -Cricket is best! | 0:38:39 | 0:38:43 | |
Football is better than cricket, because it's so fast-moving. The action's non-stop. | 0:38:43 | 0:38:49 | |
A game of cricket isn't over in 90 minutes. It lasts up to five days, | 0:38:49 | 0:38:55 | |
so you can enjoy it for much longer. | 0:38:55 | 0:38:58 | |
The atmosphere at a football match is electric, with the crowd all singing songs and cheering. GOAL! | 0:38:58 | 0:39:05 | |
Cricket is much more relaxing. It's exciting, but you make a day of it! | 0:39:05 | 0:39:10 | |
The football season's longer - it's nine months and they play weekly. | 0:39:10 | 0:39:16 | |
Ah, but cricket is played in summer, so the weather can be fantastic. | 0:39:16 | 0:39:21 | |
Football teams have a stronger identity with their own colours! | 0:39:21 | 0:39:25 | |
Cricket clothes are always white, so you don't have to buy a new shirt every year. | 0:39:25 | 0:39:31 | |
They show up against the grass, and don't go out of fashion. | 0:39:31 | 0:39:35 | |
The rules are simpler in football, and scoring is easier to follow. | 0:39:35 | 0:39:40 | |
Yes, but the scoring in cricket is much more sophisticated. | 0:39:40 | 0:39:44 | |
In football, you just score a goal. In cricket, there are many ways to score points. | 0:39:44 | 0:39:50 | |
You can play football in all weathers. Footballers aren't afraid of rain. They don't run for cover! | 0:39:50 | 0:39:58 | |
Cricket is dangerous. You can tell by all the padding! We don't play in rain to avoid getting injured! | 0:39:58 | 0:40:05 | |
There are loads of football teams to support! Cricket has far fewer. | 0:40:05 | 0:40:12 | |
Yes, but cricket's been around much longer than football. It's over 300 years old - clubs have more history. | 0:40:15 | 0:40:22 | |
Football matches play to the end for a result, even if it's a penalty shoot-out or has to be replayed! | 0:40:22 | 0:40:29 | |
In cricket, if you don't finish, it's a "draw"! | 0:40:29 | 0:40:34 | |
Maybe, but the match is still satisfying. Cricketers' skills are so varied, you need to bat... | 0:40:34 | 0:40:41 | |
..bowl...and field. | 0:40:42 | 0:40:46 | |
Football's a game for young people at the peak of their physical fitness. | 0:40:46 | 0:40:52 | |
You must be fit to play cricket but you can play to a much older age. | 0:40:52 | 0:40:58 | |
-Football is far better than cricket. -Cricket is far better than football. | 0:40:58 | 0:41:03 | |
Cricket, or football? | 0:41:06 | 0:41:09 | |
I might take a raincheck on that. | 0:41:09 | 0:41:11 | |
When you're a journalist, whether in print or on TV, | 0:41:11 | 0:41:16 | |
you have to investigate all sides of a subject or issue. | 0:41:16 | 0:41:20 | |
You may know which side you favour, | 0:41:20 | 0:41:23 | |
but you have to consider the facts and listen to other points of view before you put your argument. | 0:41:23 | 0:41:31 | |
So, let's look at a more serious issue. | 0:41:31 | 0:41:35 | |
Should advertisers be able to target young children? | 0:41:35 | 0:41:39 | |
In today's world we see advertising and marketing everywhere. | 0:41:41 | 0:41:46 | |
Most people take it for granted, and, on the surface, it seems harmless, but there are concerns | 0:41:46 | 0:41:53 | |
about how it impacts on young children. Why do some advertisers deliberately target children? | 0:41:53 | 0:42:01 | |
'Children are a key target audience, much more than 10 or 20 years ago, | 0:42:01 | 0:42:06 | |
'because they don't just buy toys for themselves and kids' products.' | 0:42:06 | 0:42:11 | |
'They persuade their parents to buy a lot of the brands they want.' | 0:42:11 | 0:42:16 | |
-Lego! ALL: LEGO! -Have you all got Lego? | 0:42:16 | 0:42:20 | |
ALL: YES! I've got a stack of it! | 0:42:20 | 0:42:24 | |
And who knows... | 0:42:24 | 0:42:27 | |
-BARBIE! ALL: Barbie! -Barbie! | 0:42:27 | 0:42:31 | |
-And who knows... -PEPSI! ALL: Pepsi! | 0:42:31 | 0:42:34 | |
-You can see through the back of these, can't you? -I like Pepsi! | 0:42:34 | 0:42:40 | |
These kids are two to four years old, and that's when advertising kicks home - at three. | 0:42:40 | 0:42:46 | |
We found it can start as early as one-and-a-half. | 0:42:46 | 0:42:50 | |
-Do you know this one? -No! | 0:42:50 | 0:42:53 | |
It's a tough one, isn't it? | 0:42:53 | 0:42:56 | |
Do you think it's a chocolate? | 0:42:56 | 0:42:58 | |
'The research is useful because a lot of what I do is tell advertisers what works in packaging, | 0:42:58 | 0:43:06 | |
'and what works in commercials. | 0:43:06 | 0:43:08 | |
'If you choose the wrong logo, it won't stand out, and when you go down the shop aisle with a child, | 0:43:08 | 0:43:15 | |
'they don't turn their heads and say, "I want this".' | 0:43:15 | 0:43:20 | |
They watch a television ad, read a brochure... | 0:43:25 | 0:43:29 | |
They watch what their friends have - | 0:43:29 | 0:43:32 | |
playground cred is important. They needle the parents until they get it. | 0:43:32 | 0:43:38 | |
When we write advertising, even for adult products, quite often we think about children as well, | 0:43:38 | 0:43:45 | |
because children are much easier to reach. They pick up on it fast. | 0:43:45 | 0:43:50 | |
We can exploit that relationship and get them pestering their parents. | 0:43:50 | 0:43:55 | |
Advertisers target children because they pick up messages faster than adults. | 0:43:56 | 0:44:02 | |
They also know children will pester parents for the brands they want. But is there any harm in that? | 0:44:02 | 0:44:09 | |
Let's start with this one. | 0:44:09 | 0:44:12 | |
We've got Adidas, Nike, Puma, Fila, Umbro, Head, Alessi, Reebok and Kappa. | 0:44:12 | 0:44:19 | |
-Why do they all group together? -Because they're the biggest brands. | 0:44:19 | 0:44:24 | |
-What do you mean? -ALL: The most popular. | 0:44:24 | 0:44:27 | |
-Why is it better to have a brand name? -Fashion! -People see you and say, "Where did you get that from?" | 0:44:32 | 0:44:40 | |
-If it's a shop name, they think you're weird. -If you're gonna buy something, go for the more... | 0:44:40 | 0:44:48 | |
..top-selling, cos then it's like the talk of the...school. | 0:44:49 | 0:44:55 | |
It's more...like...getting around. | 0:44:55 | 0:44:59 | |
The most important thing about a brand is a stamp of authenticity. | 0:44:59 | 0:45:04 | |
In the playground, if you have the wrong type of training shoes, you are excluded. | 0:45:04 | 0:45:11 | |
The thing about kids is, yes, they are keen to be individuals, | 0:45:11 | 0:45:16 | |
but there's nothing worse than not being the right type of individual, which is included, | 0:45:16 | 0:45:22 | |
so brands have that power to show that you're the right sort of kid. | 0:45:22 | 0:45:28 | |
As a result of advertising, some children become obsessed with brands, | 0:45:28 | 0:45:34 | |
while others are bullied for not having the right brands. | 0:45:34 | 0:45:38 | |
It can also be hard for parents, because they can't afford the products their children want. | 0:45:38 | 0:45:45 | |
I'm concerned about advertising toys. It's something we've never done here. During the last recession, | 0:45:45 | 0:45:53 | |
I'd sit with my kids on a Saturday morning having a cup of tea, | 0:45:53 | 0:45:58 | |
and they were watching children's TV, | 0:45:58 | 0:46:00 | |
and...there was commercial after commercial trying to sell toys to kids, | 0:46:00 | 0:46:07 | |
and my kids would ask if they could have it. | 0:46:07 | 0:46:11 | |
I thought how painful it'd be if you were a father who'd lost his job | 0:46:11 | 0:46:15 | |
and felt bad about not being able to support your family how you wanted. | 0:46:15 | 0:46:21 | |
Your kids saying, "Can I have that?" and knowing you can't afford it. | 0:46:21 | 0:46:26 | |
Most children don't have spending power of their own, so they pester their parents. | 0:46:26 | 0:46:32 | |
This puts a lot of pressure on parents | 0:46:32 | 0:46:36 | |
if they can't afford the brands their children choose. | 0:46:36 | 0:46:40 | |
Children ARE affected by advertising, and not all its influences are good, | 0:46:40 | 0:46:46 | |
but there are two sides to every argument, so it must have benefits as well. | 0:46:46 | 0:46:52 | |
The really big benefit of marketing to kids is that they get what they want. | 0:46:58 | 0:47:04 | |
In the old days, kids got products their parents wanted to give them, | 0:47:04 | 0:47:09 | |
but when you look at what they have today... I'd love to be a kid today. | 0:47:09 | 0:47:14 | |
A PlayStation with amazing software, and you can do brilliant things which only a kid could think of, | 0:47:14 | 0:47:21 | |
and you've got toys that go further than ever before, videos and TV programmes which are brilliant. | 0:47:21 | 0:47:29 | |
That comes out of kids' marketing. | 0:47:29 | 0:47:31 | |
It's through kids' marketing that people have found out how they work and what they want, | 0:47:31 | 0:47:37 | |
and marketeers become responsive in terms of the products they give them. | 0:47:37 | 0:47:42 | |
So, I would say, if a kid said to me, "What's the point of all this money and effort in kids' marketing?" | 0:47:42 | 0:47:49 | |
that you've got marketeers who want to give you what you want. | 0:47:49 | 0:47:54 | |
So the market research that goes with advertising means children are asked their opinions about products. | 0:47:54 | 0:48:02 | |
They play a part in developing new merchandise for the future. | 0:48:02 | 0:48:07 | |
Many kids appreciate advertising. | 0:48:12 | 0:48:15 | |
How else would they know about what products are available for them? | 0:48:15 | 0:48:21 | |
Some advertising even benefits schools. | 0:48:21 | 0:48:24 | |
Jazzy books are exercise books for schools with advertisements | 0:48:28 | 0:48:34 | |
for brands like BT, Heinz and Kodak on the covers. | 0:48:34 | 0:48:38 | |
Here's a Jazzy book. It's colourful, | 0:48:40 | 0:48:43 | |
it contains sponsored advertiser panels within the book, and outside. | 0:48:43 | 0:48:48 | |
It provides the chance to interact with kids in the classroom. | 0:48:48 | 0:48:54 | |
Jazzy books aren't alone. Tesco's, Sainsbury's, | 0:48:57 | 0:49:02 | |
Parker Pens, Barclays Bank, Walkers Crisps, and many more - they're all marketing today in schools. | 0:49:02 | 0:49:10 | |
It's interesting that our most recent survey showed 85% of schools, and there are 32,000 of them, | 0:49:10 | 0:49:17 | |
have in the last year had some form of commercial activity in class. | 0:49:17 | 0:49:21 | |
That could take the form of a poster on the wall featuring a brand, or a branded message. | 0:49:21 | 0:49:28 | |
It might include teaching materials, perhaps a video or teaching pack, | 0:49:28 | 0:49:34 | |
and at any point in the year, it's possible that the children will collect vouchers to buy equipment. | 0:49:34 | 0:49:42 | |
Advertising and sponsorship often go together, | 0:49:49 | 0:49:53 | |
and many schools have been supplied with books and other equipment by well-known companies. | 0:49:53 | 0:50:00 | |
So do you think it's harmless to advertise to children, | 0:50:00 | 0:50:04 | |
or does it put pressure on them and their parents to buy brands? I told you - two sides to every argument! | 0:50:04 | 0:50:11 | |
When you write an argument, either for a speech or report of some kind, | 0:50:18 | 0:50:23 | |
it's useful to prepare by drawing a line down the middle of some paper | 0:50:23 | 0:50:28 | |
then note down all the points for the argument on one side, and all points against down the other. | 0:50:28 | 0:50:35 | |
There's nothing like a good argument, and if you know your subject, that's what you can write. | 0:50:35 | 0:50:42 | |
I'm off to watch football, maybe cricket. Actually, I'm a rugby man myself! | 0:50:42 | 0:50:49 | |
Ever since your mum died, you take care of your dad. You fetch water... | 0:50:55 | 0:51:01 | |
We're in rehearsal for something called Fairytale Heart. | 0:51:03 | 0:51:07 | |
Fairytale Heart is a stage play that I've written | 0:51:07 | 0:51:11 | |
and like all my stuff, it's set in the East End of London. | 0:51:11 | 0:51:16 | |
It's the story of two people - a boy called Gideon and a girl, Kirsty. | 0:51:16 | 0:51:21 | |
Pick it up from, "Imagine this..." | 0:51:21 | 0:51:24 | |
In this production, the part of Gideon is played by Sid Mitchell. | 0:51:24 | 0:51:29 | |
Kirsty is played by Charlotte McDonagh. | 0:51:29 | 0:51:33 | |
-What?! -You're a member of a tribe in the middle of the jungle... | 0:51:33 | 0:51:37 | |
They've never met before. Fairytale Heart is the story of what happens when these two people meet. | 0:51:37 | 0:51:44 | |
Hold it there. You're both looking in different directions for the hut. | 0:51:44 | 0:51:49 | |
You see at the end of the auditorium, the exit sign...? | 0:51:49 | 0:51:54 | |
Just as the actors have had to change to become the characters | 0:51:54 | 0:51:59 | |
by changing their clothes, their hair or the way they speak, | 0:51:59 | 0:52:04 | |
so where we're doing the play has had to change, too. | 0:52:04 | 0:52:08 | |
The play is set in an abandoned community centre, so this place has had to be made to look like that. | 0:52:08 | 0:52:15 | |
It's this transformation, the way everything changes, that, for me, is the real magic of theatre. | 0:52:18 | 0:52:25 | |
It's why I like writing for it. | 0:52:25 | 0:52:28 | |
And...cue. | 0:52:28 | 0:52:30 | |
-You're a member of a tribe in the jungle. -I'm what?! -Give me a chance. | 0:52:30 | 0:52:35 | |
You're a member of a tribe. The date has no meaning, cos things have been the same for millenniums. | 0:52:35 | 0:52:44 | |
'For you, all your life has been the same...' | 0:52:44 | 0:52:47 | |
The one thing people always ask me is where I get ideas for my stories. | 0:52:47 | 0:52:53 | |
This is Bethnal Green in the East End of London. | 0:52:56 | 0:53:00 | |
I was born here and still live here and most of my stories are based on locations around this area. | 0:53:00 | 0:53:07 | |
This is the local community centre. I played here. | 0:53:07 | 0:53:11 | |
It's boarded up now, it's derelict. | 0:53:11 | 0:53:14 | |
I've always thought it'd make a great place to set a play | 0:53:16 | 0:53:21 | |
and when I thought of the characters Kirsty and Gideon, I thought, "Yeah. Let's pop them in there." | 0:53:21 | 0:53:29 | |
This is the street where I set my novel Krindlekrax. | 0:53:29 | 0:53:32 | |
And that's where I set my stage play Sparkleshark. | 0:53:32 | 0:53:36 | |
These buildings are called Lysander Estate, one of the largest council estates in the East End of London. | 0:53:36 | 0:53:43 | |
Nobody refers to it as Lysander Estate. We call it the White Flats, | 0:53:43 | 0:53:48 | |
and they've been a big inspiration for my stories. | 0:53:48 | 0:53:52 | |
It's where Dakota lives in Dakota Of The White Flats, | 0:53:52 | 0:53:56 | |
and it's where Milo Kick lives in Mighty Fizz Chilla. It's also where I put Gideon and Kirsty. | 0:53:56 | 0:54:01 | |
The story of Dakota Pink and Milo Kick I told in the form of a novel. | 0:54:01 | 0:54:07 | |
Why did I decide to tell the story of Kirsty and Gideon as a play? | 0:54:07 | 0:54:12 | |
Well, when I thought of these two characters, I didn't think of it in terms of plot and locations. | 0:54:12 | 0:54:19 | |
I saw it in the form of two people talking in one particular location, | 0:54:19 | 0:54:25 | |
so I thought a stage play was the perfect way to tell their story. | 0:54:25 | 0:54:30 | |
A play is a live experience and the audience can be very involved. | 0:54:30 | 0:54:36 | |
It's a mixture of what the playwright has written and how it's interpreted. | 0:54:36 | 0:54:41 | |
Watching a play is usually better than reading it. | 0:54:41 | 0:54:45 | |
Plays need actors to bring them to life. | 0:54:45 | 0:54:49 | |
When a story's turned into a play, it's a totally different experience. | 0:54:49 | 0:54:54 | |
To bring a play to life, first of all you need a set or stage. | 0:54:54 | 0:54:59 | |
You need actors. | 0:54:59 | 0:55:02 | |
And a director. | 0:55:02 | 0:55:05 | |
The director helps the actors interpret the play. | 0:55:10 | 0:55:15 | |
Then you need lighting. | 0:55:17 | 0:55:20 | |
Costume. | 0:55:20 | 0:55:22 | |
Make-up. | 0:55:33 | 0:55:36 | |
Props. | 0:55:41 | 0:55:43 | |
And scenery. | 0:55:45 | 0:55:47 | |
And sometimes you need music. | 0:55:47 | 0:55:50 | |
DISCO MUSIC PLAYS | 0:55:50 | 0:55:53 | |
CUT! | 0:56:02 | 0:56:04 | |
Writing a story in the form of a play is a very different experience from writing in the form of a novel. | 0:56:06 | 0:56:14 | |
If I was writing a novel, for example, I could say, "Kirsty enters the community centre. | 0:56:14 | 0:56:21 | |
"She is very upset cos she's just left the party at which her father has announced he's getting married." | 0:56:21 | 0:56:28 | |
You can't say that in a stage play. | 0:56:28 | 0:56:31 | |
An actor can't act, "upset cos she's just left a party". | 0:56:31 | 0:56:35 | |
Somebody else has to come on to the stage and say, "What's wrong?" | 0:56:35 | 0:56:40 | |
Then the other character has to say, "I've just left a party." | 0:56:40 | 0:56:45 | |
All the information has to be conveyed through how people speak to each other, what they say. | 0:56:45 | 0:56:53 | |
It's my job to tell the story in the form of dialogue, | 0:56:53 | 0:56:57 | |
to convey everything that we need to know, little clues about the characters, in the form of words. | 0:56:57 | 0:57:04 | |
It's the director's job, along with the actors, to take these words and lift them off the page, | 0:57:04 | 0:57:11 | |
to take words off a page and turn it into life. | 0:57:11 | 0:57:16 | |
Let's have a look at the beginning of the play | 0:57:16 | 0:57:20 | |
and see how the two characters act towards each other when the drama starts. | 0:57:20 | 0:57:26 | |
DOOR RATTLES | 0:57:31 | 0:57:34 | |
Who's there? | 0:57:41 | 0:57:43 | |
Who are you? | 0:57:46 | 0:57:48 | |
-Don't panic. -I don't mean you any harm. | 0:57:48 | 0:57:51 | |
Don't mean me...? What are you prattling on about?! | 0:57:51 | 0:57:55 | |
-You're Kirsty. -How d'you know my name? -Must've heard it around. | 0:57:55 | 0:57:59 | |
You live in the flat next to the playground? | 0:57:59 | 0:58:03 | |
If you call a sandpit full of dog poo a playground. Hear that around too? | 0:58:03 | 0:58:08 | |
-Must've. -You'll be telling me my flat number next. -13. -Have you been spying on me? -No. | 0:58:08 | 0:58:15 | |
-Unlucky for some, eh? -What?! -13. -I'm not superstitious. | 0:58:17 | 0:58:23 | |
-How did you get in? -I unlocked the door. -What with? | 0:58:23 | 0:58:27 | |
A pilchard with rigor mortis(!) What d'you think? A key! | 0:58:27 | 0:58:32 | |
-But the only key belongs to me. -Correction! | 0:58:32 | 0:58:36 | |
The only key belongs to your dad, the caretaker of the estate. | 0:58:36 | 0:58:41 | |
As this is the community hall of said estate, your key... Blah-blah! | 0:58:41 | 0:58:46 | |
Have you been spying on ME? | 0:58:46 | 0:58:49 | |
-It's a small estate. -So where did you get your key from? | 0:58:49 | 0:58:54 | |
Nosey! The Spanish Inquisition'd give me an easier time. | 0:58:54 | 0:58:58 | |
You don't have to tell me if you don't want to. | 0:58:58 | 0:59:02 | |
It's my mum's, if you must know. | 0:59:02 | 0:59:05 | |
-Your mum died, didn't she? -Are you asking me or telling me? | 0:59:06 | 0:59:11 | |
Yeah, she died. Two years ago. | 0:59:14 | 0:59:17 | |
Two years and seven months. | 0:59:17 | 0:59:20 | |
Before she got sick, she used to help out... | 0:59:23 | 0:59:27 | |
Help out?! What am I saying? She ran it! | 0:59:27 | 0:59:32 | |
When it was a real community centre, the windows weren't boarded up, | 0:59:32 | 0:59:37 | |
when people used to come and have a gossip or play bingo, and a disco for kids. | 0:59:37 | 0:59:44 | |
Mum knew everyone's name. It was her...her.... | 0:59:44 | 0:59:51 | |
Her kingdom. | 0:59:51 | 0:59:53 | |
-It was. -I've heard a lot of people on the estate talk about her. | 0:59:55 | 1:00:00 | |
She was real popular. Beautiful too, they say. | 1:00:00 | 1:00:04 | |
It's like a fridge in here. | 1:00:06 | 1:00:09 | |
"It's like a fridge in here." | 1:00:10 | 1:00:12 | |
When Kirsty says that, she's really referring to the atmosphere between the two of them. | 1:00:12 | 1:00:19 | |
The atmosphere between them at the beginning is pretty standoffish, | 1:00:19 | 1:00:24 | |
pretty chilly, like a fridge. | 1:00:24 | 1:00:26 | |
But by the end, things have changed. Let's see the end of the play. | 1:00:26 | 1:00:31 | |
-Come to the party with me. -What? | 1:00:31 | 1:00:33 | |
-The party. -But I can't just... -Don't panic. It's all right. Come on. | 1:00:33 | 1:00:39 | |
-But my hair - rat's tails. -No-one'll mind. | 1:00:39 | 1:00:42 | |
-My clothes. Next to you, I look... -Stop it, you hear? | 1:00:42 | 1:00:46 | |
It's a party for people from the estate, the same people you're making all this for. | 1:00:46 | 1:00:53 | |
-Meet them. -They'll just stare at me. | 1:00:53 | 1:00:55 | |
I'll have a normal chat with you if it kills me. Remember how it works? | 1:00:55 | 1:01:01 | |
I say something, then you say something nice. Ready? | 1:01:01 | 1:01:05 | |
Oh, I wish I had someone to go to my party with. | 1:01:05 | 1:01:09 | |
-I'll go. -Nearly. -I want to go. -Closer. | 1:01:09 | 1:01:13 | |
-I'd love to go with you. -Thanks. I'd love to go with you too. Easy, eh? | 1:01:13 | 1:01:19 | |
Hello, Kirsty. | 1:01:25 | 1:01:27 | |
Hello, Gideon. | 1:01:27 | 1:01:30 | |
Help me blow out the candles? | 1:01:32 | 1:01:35 | |
-Are you hungry? -Always starving, me. -There's sherry trifle at the party. | 1:01:46 | 1:01:53 | |
Oh, sherry trifle's amazing! | 1:01:53 | 1:01:55 | |
Not this one. Dad's fiancee's made it. | 1:01:55 | 1:02:00 | |
-Keep you mouth shut, though. -Don't wanna upset her, do we? | 1:02:00 | 1:02:04 | |
Guess not. | 1:02:04 | 1:02:07 | |
Will you dance with me? | 1:02:07 | 1:02:09 | |
-I'm not very good. -It's easy. You just relax. | 1:02:10 | 1:02:15 | |
-Think. -Buzz. -Splat. | 1:02:15 | 1:02:18 | |
-Dance! -Dance! | 1:02:18 | 1:02:20 | |
-You'll know if you're doing it right, cos it'll just be like... -Kissing? | 1:02:23 | 1:02:29 | |
-I think a goatee WOULD suit you. -I've got the whiskers. -Let me feel. | 1:02:33 | 1:02:38 | |
Boom-diddy, boom-diddy. | 1:02:42 | 1:02:44 | |
Boom-diddy, boom-diddy. | 1:02:44 | 1:02:47 | |
When Gideon and Kirsty meet, they're nervous with each other. | 1:02:54 | 1:02:59 | |
They find it difficult to talk about things they're really feeling. | 1:02:59 | 1:03:04 | |
Gideon introduces a sort of story-telling device, | 1:03:04 | 1:03:07 | |
a way of allowing them to talk about things they really feel, | 1:03:07 | 1:03:12 | |
but have never been able to express, | 1:03:12 | 1:03:14 | |
and he starts this off by talking about a tribe in a jungle. | 1:03:14 | 1:03:19 | |
You live with your dad in that mud hut. See it? | 1:03:21 | 1:03:25 | |
Ever since your mum died, you take care of your dad. You fetch water. He's everything. | 1:03:25 | 1:03:31 | |
Can you see the hut yet? | 1:03:31 | 1:03:34 | |
-Yeah! -And then, a scream... out in the jungle! -What is it? | 1:03:34 | 1:03:40 | |
-Someone's been killed. -Who? -A member of the tribe. -How? -A monster. | 1:03:40 | 1:03:44 | |
-Some hideous thing - claws and teeth. -Maybe a giant rat, eh? -Very likely. | 1:03:44 | 1:03:49 | |
At the beginning, it says Gideon enters, | 1:03:49 | 1:03:53 | |
a 15-year-old boy, clothes thrown together. They look right on him. | 1:03:53 | 1:03:58 | |
He knows what he wants and he's happy with who he is. He doesn't care what people think. | 1:03:58 | 1:04:04 | |
To find out Kirsty's character, | 1:04:04 | 1:04:07 | |
most of the clues are in the text. It helps with the language she uses, | 1:04:07 | 1:04:12 | |
as you realise she's defensive. ..You got a degree in being nosey?! | 1:04:12 | 1:04:17 | |
Gideon's language is very open and he persuades her to feel more comfortable with him. | 1:04:17 | 1:04:24 | |
-Are you scared? -A little. -You've got to go. -I don't know if I can! | 1:04:24 | 1:04:29 | |
In my role as a director, | 1:04:29 | 1:04:31 | |
I take the written word that Phillip has written, in this case, and try to bring it alive. | 1:04:31 | 1:04:38 | |
Cue! 'In the theatre, it's quite different from film or television,' | 1:04:38 | 1:04:43 | |
because, with the use of a camera on film or TV, I'm able to be the audience, | 1:04:43 | 1:04:49 | |
to decide what the audience see, whether they see a reaction, or a close-up, or a wide shot, | 1:04:49 | 1:04:56 | |
all the different things one can do with the camera or lighting. | 1:04:56 | 1:05:01 | |
In the theatre, the audience can look at what they like. | 1:05:01 | 1:05:05 | |
I'm the production designer of the set, and I design the environment that the actors have to move in. | 1:05:06 | 1:05:13 | |
Fairytale Heart was a fun thing to do, because you have a teenage boy | 1:05:13 | 1:05:18 | |
who's designed this magical set of his own, | 1:05:18 | 1:05:21 | |
but it's in a grotty, vandalised hall, so we had to do a set which is made from things | 1:05:21 | 1:05:28 | |
he could have picked up on the estate. Could be dustbin lids, a fireplace... That's his area. | 1:05:28 | 1:05:35 | |
But we've then had to do it in this hall, which we've turned into a vandalised state. | 1:05:35 | 1:05:41 | |
When these two characters come onto stage, | 1:05:41 | 1:05:45 | |
we have to give an indication quite quickly of who they are. | 1:05:45 | 1:05:50 | |
We have to tell the audience who they are. | 1:05:50 | 1:05:54 | |
It comes through the costume. It's the first thing you see. | 1:05:54 | 1:05:58 | |
'He's got this wig, dreadlocks, a young-looking face with this big old hair and big, baggy clothes,' | 1:05:58 | 1:06:05 | |
and a massive bag, carrying all his stuff, ready to work on the stage, | 1:06:05 | 1:06:10 | |
and it was very important, the wig, and, putting the costume on, you feel different already. | 1:06:10 | 1:06:16 | |
NEW SPEAKER: Well, I think with Kirsty, she's very vulnerable. | 1:06:18 | 1:06:24 | |
She presents to the world this rather cocky, cheeky image, | 1:06:24 | 1:06:30 | |
and that's very much reflected in the way she does her hair and the way she dresses, | 1:06:30 | 1:06:36 | |
but underneath that, she is very vulnerable, and it's quite important to find a way of reflecting that. | 1:06:36 | 1:06:43 | |
I particularly like all these fluffy bits. | 1:06:43 | 1:06:46 | |
All this will be into these little twirly bits. How does it feel for YOU? | 1:06:46 | 1:06:52 | |
-Good. -Yeah? Well done, I think it's lovely. Now, how does your wig feel? | 1:06:52 | 1:06:57 | |
It's good that I'm wearing it in rehearsals. It's quite different to me normal hair. | 1:06:57 | 1:07:03 | |
I think you need the weight of it. Get used to it swinging around. Thanks. You can take it off now. | 1:07:03 | 1:07:10 | |
I'd been reading the script, and I was going home on the tube, and someone reminded me of Gideon. | 1:07:10 | 1:07:17 | |
He didn't have the dreadlocks, but he had baggy clothes and a few tattoos, | 1:07:17 | 1:07:22 | |
and he walked like he didn't have any worries and didn't care what people think. That's what Gideon's like. | 1:07:22 | 1:07:28 | |
I like the fact that she's got a split personality - that she's very vulnerable and insecure, | 1:07:28 | 1:07:34 | |
but she puts on this feisty aggressiveness. It gives the actress a lot to play with. | 1:07:34 | 1:07:40 | |
When a play is done by a theatre, | 1:07:40 | 1:07:43 | |
it goes through a sort of ritual in its presentation to the public. | 1:07:43 | 1:07:49 | |
Part of the ritual is Press night, or critics' night, when the play is put on in front of lots of critics. | 1:07:49 | 1:07:56 | |
The critics watch the play and, next day, write a review in a newspaper, telling people what they think. | 1:07:56 | 1:08:04 | |
When they write a critique of a play, there's more to consider - not just what I've done as the writer, | 1:08:04 | 1:08:10 | |
but what the directors have done, what the actors have done, a whole host of things. | 1:08:10 | 1:08:15 | |
A critic's job is to see if all these things come together and work to produce one unique vision. | 1:08:15 | 1:08:21 | |
Fairytale Heart is about language. It's about two people, Kirsty and Gideon, talking to each other | 1:09:22 | 1:09:29 | |
and telling each other secrets. The method by which they tell secrets is the key that Gideon gives Kirsty. | 1:09:29 | 1:09:36 | |
It's the language of Fairytale Heart, how to talk about problems in terms of princes and princesses. | 1:09:36 | 1:09:43 | |
Once Kirsty can do this, she's able to discuss her problems and Gideon is able to discuss his. | 1:09:43 | 1:09:49 | |
During the play, the two get closer and closer until, by the end, they really are friends. | 1:09:49 | 1:09:55 | |
Relax! | 1:10:02 | 1:10:04 | |
Imagine soaking in a hot bath, then think...of flowers. | 1:10:04 | 1:10:09 | |
Let the thought travel out of your head, and down your arm, | 1:10:11 | 1:10:16 | |
like an electric current - buzz, then out... | 1:10:16 | 1:10:20 | |
Splat! Paint it! | 1:10:20 | 1:10:22 | |
Relax, think... | 1:10:22 | 1:10:25 | |
buzz...splat... | 1:10:25 | 1:10:28 | |
-paint! -All there is to it! | 1:10:28 | 1:10:30 | |
That's it - relax! | 1:10:32 | 1:10:35 | |
Think...flowers. | 1:10:35 | 1:10:38 | |
Now let it build up. | 1:10:38 | 1:10:41 | |
You feel it? Feel it? | 1:10:41 | 1:10:44 | |
Electric current...buzzing... | 1:10:44 | 1:10:47 | |
buzzing... | 1:10:47 | 1:10:49 | |
Now let it travel down your arm... | 1:10:49 | 1:10:52 | |
Let it build up. | 1:10:52 | 1:10:55 | |
That's it! | 1:10:55 | 1:10:57 | |
Now... | 1:10:57 | 1:10:59 | |
splat! | 1:10:59 | 1:11:01 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 1:11:01 | 1:11:04 | |
-See? Easy! -How will I know if I'm doing it right? -It's like kissing. | 1:11:05 | 1:11:11 | |
You can be smooching and you think, "My nose is in the way, my teeth are too big, where do I put my hands?" | 1:11:11 | 1:11:18 | |
That's a wrong kiss. But when it's going right...oh, I bet everything falls into place. | 1:11:18 | 1:11:25 | |
Just an amazing... You HAVE been kissed before, haven't you? | 1:11:25 | 1:11:30 | |
Kissed? Me? Zillions of times! | 1:11:30 | 1:11:33 | |
W-What's the play gonna be about? | 1:11:37 | 1:11:40 | |
-No idea yet! -Well, you must have! -Why? | 1:11:40 | 1:11:44 | |
Oh, the backdrop? | 1:11:44 | 1:11:46 | |
That's just the basics, really. | 1:11:46 | 1:11:49 | |
-When Mum tells a story, it has kings, queens, princesses, forests, castles... -Fairy tales? | 1:11:49 | 1:11:56 | |
No, they're more than that. Stories are a way of helping me... | 1:11:56 | 1:12:00 | |
you know, with moving, new faces and stuff. | 1:12:00 | 1:12:04 | |
-Mum says it's a way of expressing what's in your heart. Your fairytale heart, she calls it. -Fairytale heart? | 1:12:06 | 1:12:14 | |
Amazing, eh? | 1:12:14 | 1:12:16 | |
You see, if Mum told me a story about a prince who was misunderstood by everyone except the Queen, | 1:12:16 | 1:12:24 | |
then I'd know that the Queen was my mum and, well, I was the... | 1:12:24 | 1:12:28 | |
-You've got some paint on your skirt. -Oh, no! It's brand new! | 1:12:29 | 1:12:34 | |
It's all right, I've got something to get it out. Here. | 1:12:36 | 1:12:40 | |
Sit down here. | 1:12:41 | 1:12:43 | |
It's my birthday today. | 1:12:46 | 1:12:49 | |
-Aries - that explains it! -I don't believe in horoscopes. | 1:12:49 | 1:12:54 | |
What are Aries like, anyway? | 1:12:54 | 1:12:57 | |
-Fiery, dominating...argumentative... -I am NOT argumentative! | 1:12:57 | 1:13:02 | |
Many happy returns. | 1:13:02 | 1:13:05 | |
Dad organised a party for me, at our flat. That's why I'm in this outfit. | 1:13:08 | 1:13:14 | |
Had my hair done special, too. Do you like it? | 1:13:14 | 1:13:18 | |
I'm not sure about the metallic dandruff. | 1:13:18 | 1:13:22 | |
Lie, OK? It's called being nice to someone. | 1:13:22 | 1:13:25 | |
I fish for a compliment, and then you give one. Got it? | 1:13:25 | 1:13:30 | |
-Try again. -Do you like my hair? | 1:13:30 | 1:13:32 | |
-It's amazing! -Thank you! | 1:13:32 | 1:13:35 | |
-I ran out of the party - it was horrible. -Life's too short for horrible parties. | 1:13:36 | 1:13:42 | |
There you go - good as new! | 1:13:42 | 1:13:45 | |
Ever since Mum died, it's just been me and Dad. | 1:13:52 | 1:13:56 | |
We did everything together - not that we did a lot, but... | 1:13:56 | 1:14:00 | |
I don't wanna talk about it. | 1:14:00 | 1:14:03 | |
Some people must have thought it boring, | 1:14:07 | 1:14:11 | |
going to the pictures with your dad. Not me! I loved it, it was... | 1:14:11 | 1:14:16 | |
I don't wanna talk about it. | 1:14:16 | 1:14:19 | |
Then, one day... | 1:14:19 | 1:14:22 | |
we go to the supermarket. Dad's pushing the trolley, I'm putting things in. Same as usual. | 1:14:22 | 1:14:28 | |
And then, suddenly, I turn round... and the trolley's gone! | 1:14:28 | 1:14:33 | |
"Dad?" Up and down the aisles... "DAD!" | 1:14:33 | 1:14:37 | |
There he is, at the checkout... talking to someone. Never seen her before. | 1:14:37 | 1:14:44 | |
Some woman. I don't like the look of her. Hairdo by a lawn mower, colour out of a bottle. | 1:14:44 | 1:14:51 | |
Eyelashes fluttering so much, they should issue a gale warning! And her... Talk about a padded bra! | 1:14:51 | 1:14:58 | |
You could land a helicopter on 'em! And look at Dad, lapping it up! | 1:14:58 | 1:15:03 | |
I don't wanna talk about it - you hear? I don't wanna talk about it! | 1:15:03 | 1:15:09 | |
-Ain't you interested?! -You said you don't wanna talk about it. -Don't be so obliging! Ask me something! | 1:15:13 | 1:15:20 | |
-D'you think I should grow a goatee? -What?! -On my chin, a little beard. | 1:15:22 | 1:15:27 | |
-I've got the whiskers - feel! -I'm not bothered about that. -You said to ask you something. -Not about whiskers! | 1:15:27 | 1:15:34 | |
About HER - that woman! Dad's floozy. Say something about HER! | 1:15:34 | 1:15:40 | |
-I think she's nice. -You don't know her! -I know who you mean. I've seen her in the supermarket. | 1:15:43 | 1:15:50 | |
-She wears a ribbon in her hair. -Mutton dressed as lamb. -Good figure! -Deformed! -Smiling! -Demented! -Jolly! | 1:15:50 | 1:15:57 | |
She's jolly, all right - got Dad wrapped round her little finger. Like schoolkids, they are! | 1:15:57 | 1:16:03 | |
At MY party, too! Canoodling, nibbling each other's ears! It's disgusting! | 1:16:03 | 1:16:09 | |
When she looks at Dad, she clutches her chest and goes, "You make my heart go boom-diddy, boom-diddy!" | 1:16:09 | 1:16:16 | |
-Boom-diddy, boom-diddy?! -Boom-diddy, boom-diddy! Yuk! | 1:16:16 | 1:16:20 | |
Travel writing is usually associated with exotic locations or famous cities | 1:16:29 | 1:16:36 | |
or treks across mountains or deserts. | 1:16:36 | 1:16:40 | |
-But anyone can be a travel writer, and you don't have to go very far - even a town nearby. | 1:16:40 | 1:16:47 | |
I'm about to catch a bus into town and do some writing along the way. | 1:16:47 | 1:16:52 | |
When you're a travel writer, you can write about almost any kind of journey, from a Himalayan hike | 1:16:52 | 1:16:58 | |
to a walk down the high street. The location isn't important. It's the WAY you write about it that counts. | 1:16:58 | 1:17:04 | |
Travel writing is a type of factual writing. | 1:17:04 | 1:17:08 | |
The great thing is, you can include your personal points of view. | 1:17:08 | 1:17:13 | |
Wherever and however you write, there are tips and techniques to help you develop your own style. | 1:17:13 | 1:17:21 | |
While Steve is travel writing on the bus, I'm about to take a journey myself. | 1:17:21 | 1:17:28 | |
Snowdonia National Park in North Wales is famous for beautiful scenery | 1:17:29 | 1:17:34 | |
and for the Ffestiniog railway here at Porthmadog. | 1:17:34 | 1:17:38 | |
It's a great opportunity to do some travel writing. | 1:17:38 | 1:17:43 | |
-Hi. Can I have a ticket for the next train, please? -Yes, of course. There. | 1:17:44 | 1:17:49 | |
-Thanks very much! -Thank you. | 1:17:49 | 1:17:52 | |
Travel writing's subjective, so what I write is based on my own opinions. | 1:17:52 | 1:17:57 | |
Anyone could do the same journey and write something completely different. | 1:17:57 | 1:18:02 | |
There are no set rules, but there are some tips. | 1:18:02 | 1:18:06 | |
When I go anywhere to write a travel piece, I bring three things... | 1:18:06 | 1:18:11 | |
a notebook and pen...and a camera. The notebook is absolutely vital | 1:18:11 | 1:18:16 | |
so that you can literally write down notes. You won't have time to write full sentences on the move. | 1:18:16 | 1:18:22 | |
So if you just jot things down, it'll help jog your memory when you come to write the full piece. | 1:18:22 | 1:18:29 | |
TRAIN WHISTLE HOOTS | 1:18:29 | 1:18:32 | |
'It's good to think about words that describe sights, sounds and atmosphere.' | 1:18:32 | 1:18:38 | |
STEAM HISSES | 1:18:46 | 1:18:48 | |
COACHES SQUEAK | 1:18:49 | 1:18:52 | |
CONDUCTOR BLOWS WHISTLE | 1:18:56 | 1:18:58 | |
TANNOY CRACKLES | 1:18:58 | 1:19:00 | |
You'll find it helpful to think of writing the piece in terms of pictures, so that each new view | 1:19:00 | 1:19:06 | |
is a new paragraph. So...this opening shot will help me set the scene | 1:19:06 | 1:19:13 | |
and establish that I'm about to take a journey on the Ffestiniog Railway. | 1:19:13 | 1:19:18 | |
'Boarding the train, I was hit by a warm fug, and that certain smell of old fabric and excited bodies. | 1:19:18 | 1:19:24 | |
'I sat down on a blue, threadbare seat elaborately adorned with the Ffestiniog Railway insignia | 1:19:24 | 1:19:31 | |
'and fringed with fraying cotton. | 1:19:31 | 1:19:35 | |
'I gazed at the wonderful view from my window as we left Porthmadog behind us. | 1:19:35 | 1:19:42 | |
'Over the Cob, the train picked up speed, | 1:19:42 | 1:19:47 | |
'clouds of steam floating past the windows. | 1:19:47 | 1:19:52 | |
'The smell of smoke, coal dust and worn metal added to the excitement | 1:19:52 | 1:19:57 | |
'as I felt like I was travelling back in time. | 1:19:57 | 1:20:01 | |
'The landscape was so varied, with views of the sea, houses and stations. | 1:20:09 | 1:20:16 | |
'We approached Minffordd Station, and there were people on the platform anticipating our arrival. | 1:20:16 | 1:20:23 | |
'It looked exactly like a giant version of a model railway - the paintwork immaculate. | 1:20:23 | 1:20:29 | |
'And spectators waved as we journeyed up the mountain. | 1:20:29 | 1:20:35 | |
'We stopped at Tan-y-Bwlch, where the train is filled up with water. | 1:20:41 | 1:20:46 | |
'The engine bubbled and spluttered and took on water as if it had a really dry throat.' | 1:20:49 | 1:20:57 | |
WHISTLE | 1:20:57 | 1:20:59 | |
'With a whistle and a lurch, we were off again. | 1:20:59 | 1:21:03 | |
'A series of jolts, squeaks and rattles before the train settled into that comforting, steady chug.' | 1:21:03 | 1:21:10 | |
Writing a travel piece is a little like writing a diary, | 1:21:25 | 1:21:29 | |
and you can use, if you want to, the first-person narrative - the I-word. | 1:21:29 | 1:21:34 | |
For example, I could write - | 1:21:34 | 1:21:36 | |
"I'm on a...very...wobbly train... | 1:21:36 | 1:21:42 | |
"trying...to write my notes." | 1:21:42 | 1:21:46 | |
Oops! Looks a bit like a spider's written them. | 1:21:46 | 1:21:51 | |
'We climbed higher and higher, past the beautiful waterfall cascading from a crevice above the track. | 1:21:55 | 1:22:03 | |
'I could even feel my ears popping, we were going so high.' | 1:22:08 | 1:22:14 | |
Thanks. | 1:22:18 | 1:22:20 | |
Thanks very much indeed. | 1:22:20 | 1:22:23 | |
'I sipped on a piping hot coffee and gazed out of the window. | 1:22:23 | 1:22:29 | |
'As the train passed through narrow rocks, | 1:22:35 | 1:22:38 | |
'suddenly, there was a blackness, a cold smell of damp stone | 1:22:38 | 1:22:42 | |
'and a tunnel had swallowed us up, | 1:22:42 | 1:22:44 | |
'then spat us out, back into the sunlight and familiar tall trees. | 1:22:44 | 1:22:49 | |
'As we arrived at Blaenau, people lined the platform. | 1:22:56 | 1:23:00 | |
'We changed over here, | 1:23:10 | 1:23:12 | |
'lost some passengers and took on more. | 1:23:12 | 1:23:17 | |
'I got chatting to a fellow passenger.' | 1:23:17 | 1:23:20 | |
I'm a publican from Oldham, and I come here to get away from it all. | 1:23:20 | 1:23:26 | |
I'm getting my grandson into it now. | 1:23:29 | 1:23:31 | |
-He's only two but he's got most of the Thomas set. -Has he? | 1:23:31 | 1:23:35 | |
-He's started to get into this so that's another excuse to come. -Yes! | 1:23:35 | 1:23:39 | |
Have you got a model railway in your attic? | 1:23:39 | 1:23:44 | |
Only a small one! Yeah. | 1:23:44 | 1:23:47 | |
-I don't have time, as a publican. -No. -I'm very busy. | 1:23:47 | 1:23:51 | |
You could build one round the pub. That'd be great! | 1:23:51 | 1:23:54 | |
-Going round the bar! -My customers think I'm potty enough as it is! | 1:23:54 | 1:24:00 | |
So would this be one of your top five... | 1:24:00 | 1:24:04 | |
-in the country? -It's arguably the best in the world. -Really? -No doubt about it. | 1:24:04 | 1:24:10 | |
'As we left the grey-slated backdrop of Blaenau, | 1:24:14 | 1:24:19 | |
'it struck me that there is real love and pride for this railway. | 1:24:19 | 1:24:25 | |
'People gazing lovingly at the immaculate paintwork and gleaming brass. | 1:24:27 | 1:24:33 | |
'We headed back down the mountain to Porthmadog. | 1:24:33 | 1:24:36 | |
'The engine was leading from my carriage, | 1:24:36 | 1:24:39 | |
'and the noise of the whistle was deafening.' | 1:24:39 | 1:24:42 | |
WHISTLE BLOWS | 1:24:42 | 1:24:44 | |
One of the nice things about travel writing is the freedom you have what to include and what to leave out. | 1:24:44 | 1:24:51 | |
A journey like this is absolutely fantastic because there's so many things to write about, | 1:24:51 | 1:24:59 | |
but if your journey is less inspiring, here's a checklist of ideas that could help you out. | 1:24:59 | 1:25:06 | |
As with any descriptive writing... | 1:25:06 | 1:25:09 | |
Think about sight, sound, taste, touch and smell. | 1:25:09 | 1:25:15 | |
The things that happen to you are the events and the people you meet are the characters. | 1:25:21 | 1:25:27 | |
A funny anecdote will always add a unique twist to your writing. | 1:25:27 | 1:25:33 | |
What I've discovered - this is my personal tip - is that there really is a thing called writer's block. | 1:25:36 | 1:25:44 | |
You can chain yourself to your desk, sit in front of your computer or notebook - nothing comes. | 1:25:44 | 1:25:50 | |
Your brain feels like cotton wool. Go and have a bath. | 1:25:50 | 1:25:54 | |
You get back to your notebook and you're scribbling away, and suddenly look up and it's ten hours later. | 1:25:54 | 1:26:01 | |
You just feel fantastic. It's the most wonderful feeling. | 1:26:01 | 1:26:05 | |
My top tip - go and have a bath! | 1:26:05 | 1:26:07 | |
'Back down at sea level, spots of rain spattered on the window. | 1:26:07 | 1:26:13 | |
'Porthmadog was waiting for us, | 1:26:31 | 1:26:33 | |
'and the noise of the wheels screeching to a stop meant the journey had come to an end | 1:26:33 | 1:26:40 | |
'and I was back in the present day, after my trip back in time on the railway.' | 1:26:40 | 1:26:48 | |
That was completely brilliant. I feel really uplifted and inspired, | 1:26:53 | 1:26:57 | |
so I'm going to run away and write about it before I lose the feeling. | 1:26:57 | 1:27:01 | |
Always write about how you felt on your journey - it'll make your piece much more personal to you. | 1:27:01 | 1:27:09 | |
It'll allow the reader to feel part of your experience. See you later. | 1:27:09 | 1:27:13 | |
SEAGULLS CRY | 1:27:20 | 1:27:23 | |
I'm still working on my travel writing, but Kate's written a brilliant piece about her trip. | 1:27:34 | 1:27:40 | |
It makes me really want to go on it. It'll make a change from the buses. | 1:27:40 | 1:27:44 | |
But her writing doesn't include instructions - information tourists may find useful. Here it is. | 1:27:44 | 1:27:51 | |
"It's a cold, blustery day, but boarding the train, I was hit by a warm fug | 1:27:51 | 1:27:57 | |
"and that certain smell of old fabric and excited bodies. | 1:27:57 | 1:28:00 | |
"I sat down on a blue, threadbare seat elaborately adorned with the Ffestiniog Railway insignia | 1:28:00 | 1:28:06 | |
"and fringed with fraying cotton." | 1:28:06 | 1:28:09 | |
That's great, but we're already on the train and I don't know how much the ticket costs. | 1:28:09 | 1:28:14 | |
I'll go myself, with an entirely different writing purpose in mind. | 1:28:14 | 1:28:18 | |
Where do I start? It's a good idea to write things down in chronological order. | 1:28:18 | 1:28:24 | |
That means putting things into sequence - what to do first, second, third, fourth and so on. | 1:28:24 | 1:28:29 | |
This makes it easier for the reader to understand. I'm using numbers. You could use bullet points. | 1:28:29 | 1:28:37 | |
The information needs to be concise. The instructions should include imperative verbs, like commands, | 1:28:37 | 1:28:44 | |
such as "Buy your ticket at the ticket office." | 1:28:44 | 1:28:47 | |
One ticket for the next train journey, please. | 1:28:47 | 1:28:52 | |
This is the Ffestiniog Railway. | 1:28:52 | 1:28:56 | |
Refreshments are available at Spooner's Bar. | 1:28:56 | 1:28:59 | |
The train departs in five minutes. | 1:29:04 | 1:29:07 | |
The train starts in Porthmadog, | 1:29:07 | 1:29:10 | |
travels to Blaenau, then back to Porthmadog. | 1:29:10 | 1:29:16 | |
The journey takes around two and a half hours. | 1:29:16 | 1:29:19 | |
The next stop is Penrhyn. | 1:29:44 | 1:29:47 | |
There's even a toilet on board. | 1:29:59 | 1:30:02 | |
Tan-y-Bwlch is where they fill up the engine with water. | 1:30:15 | 1:30:21 | |
-Hello there! -Here we are, sir. Your cup of tea and a bar of chocolate. -Thank you. -£1.25. -There you go. | 1:30:35 | 1:30:43 | |
Refreshments are available on board. | 1:30:43 | 1:30:46 | |
This is Blaenau, the end of the line. | 1:30:56 | 1:31:01 | |
This is where the engine is taken from the front of the train to the back, | 1:31:01 | 1:31:06 | |
to take us back down to Porthmadog. | 1:31:06 | 1:31:10 | |
Here I am back in Porthmadog. I've got my list of instructions. | 1:31:30 | 1:31:35 | |
-Hi, Kate. -Fantastic - you're back. I wanted you to see these. | 1:31:35 | 1:31:39 | |
These were all the leaflets. All the pictures, all the phone numbers, everything you need to know... | 1:31:39 | 1:31:46 | |
if you want to visit something. | 1:31:46 | 1:31:49 | |
-But there's not one for the Ffestiniog Railway. -That's weird! -Why don't we design one? -OK! | 1:31:49 | 1:31:56 | |
Gather all the information together, get some nice pictures, | 1:31:56 | 1:32:00 | |
put the phone numbers and prices on - encourage people to visit. | 1:32:00 | 1:32:04 | |
Great idea. You've got your description of the journey, I've got my list of instructions. | 1:32:04 | 1:32:10 | |
We just have to work out how to organise it. | 1:32:10 | 1:32:12 | |
-How's that? -That's better. I think that should fit. | 1:32:18 | 1:32:22 | |
-That's... -..Oh, yes - I'll just stick this in the... | 1:32:22 | 1:32:27 | |
-Nice! -Have him. | 1:32:27 | 1:32:29 | |
Leaflets don't give you much space, so remember, the writing has to be very clear and concise. | 1:32:29 | 1:32:35 | |
It has to be informative, but also attractive, and don't forget who you're making it for. | 1:32:35 | 1:32:40 | |
This could be used by the tourist information centre. | 1:32:40 | 1:32:44 | |
How about...one of these ones? | 1:32:44 | 1:32:47 | |
-Yeah, I like that one. Did you take that? -I did, actually. | 1:32:47 | 1:32:52 | |
Good! | 1:32:52 | 1:32:53 | |
Here it is - just a rough draft. When we've scanned in the pictures and typed it up, it'll look great. | 1:33:16 | 1:33:23 | |
We've done a good job. I'll go back to my travel writing on the bus now. | 1:33:23 | 1:33:27 | |
-I feel inspired after my railway trip. -Good. Don't forget these. | 1:33:27 | 1:33:32 | |
-Just think of a series of pictures - it will help. -See you! -Good luck! | 1:33:32 | 1:33:37 | |
Once upon a time... | 1:34:10 | 1:34:13 | |
many, many years ago... | 1:34:13 | 1:34:16 | |
there were some wonderful stories known as fairy tales. | 1:34:16 | 1:34:21 | |
They were told to generations of children, | 1:34:21 | 1:34:24 | |
who grew up and told them to THEIR children, | 1:34:24 | 1:34:27 | |
who then went on and told them to THEIR children. | 1:34:27 | 1:34:31 | |
So they were passed on and on through the centuries. | 1:34:31 | 1:34:36 | |
The stories were so popular and had such important things to say | 1:34:36 | 1:34:41 | |
that, as if by magic, | 1:34:41 | 1:34:44 | |
versions of them began to appear all over the world. | 1:34:44 | 1:34:49 | |
Elements from these traditional tales can still be found | 1:34:49 | 1:34:53 | |
in the books, films, plays, ballets, TV and computer games that we enjoy today. | 1:34:53 | 1:34:59 | |
"And once again, the probing, lateral brain of Jonathan Creek | 1:36:01 | 1:36:06 | |
"had pierced the veil of darkness, restoring reason to another seemingly impossible mystery." | 1:36:06 | 1:36:11 | |
Look at me. | 1:36:31 | 1:36:34 | |
I know what you want, Dinah. Trust me. | 1:36:34 | 1:36:39 | |
R-RIP! What are you doing? | 1:36:50 | 1:36:52 | |
Let's just have a look at them old scores, shall we? Eh? | 1:36:52 | 1:36:57 | |
I win. You lose. | 1:37:00 | 1:37:02 | |
Now, according to the fairy tale, | 1:37:07 | 1:37:11 | |
if I put these slippers on and they fit, | 1:37:11 | 1:37:15 | |
the handsome prince will come and I'll live happily ever after! | 1:37:15 | 1:37:19 | |
Yeah, right(!) | 1:37:19 | 1:37:21 | |
See? As I thought! | 1:37:39 | 1:37:42 | |
The magic in fairy tales doesn't often happen in real life. | 1:37:42 | 1:37:45 | |
I'm certainly not going to try kissing that! | 1:37:45 | 1:37:48 | |
The goody-goody heroine waiting to be rescued by a handsome prince | 1:37:48 | 1:37:52 | |
is a typical fairytale plot, but there are other common ingredients. | 1:37:52 | 1:37:57 | |
Fairy tales are usually set in faraway places. | 1:37:57 | 1:38:01 | |
They have simple plots, | 1:38:01 | 1:38:04 | |
which invariably include fantastic or magical incidents. | 1:38:04 | 1:38:08 | |
They often feature royal characters, like kings and queens, | 1:38:08 | 1:38:12 | |
and magical beings like fairies, witches, wizards or genies. | 1:38:12 | 1:38:18 | |
Each character tends to be a recognisable type, | 1:38:18 | 1:38:24 | |
with a specific role. | 1:38:24 | 1:38:27 | |
Some of the most widely used ones are - | 1:38:27 | 1:38:30 | |
a hero, or victim, at the centre of the tale, | 1:38:30 | 1:38:34 | |
like Jack, or Red Riding Hood. | 1:38:34 | 1:38:37 | |
A villain who poses a threat, like the wicked Queen in Snow White. | 1:38:37 | 1:38:43 | |
A princess, or sought-after person, like Rapunzel or the Sleeping Beauty. | 1:38:43 | 1:38:50 | |
A helper, often a good friend or creature who tries to help the hero or princess, | 1:38:50 | 1:38:58 | |
like Buttons or Dandini in Cinderella. | 1:38:58 | 1:39:02 | |
And a provider, like a fairy godmother or good spirit | 1:39:02 | 1:39:07 | |
who can sometimes perform magic or bestow gifts to help the hero or victim. | 1:39:07 | 1:39:15 | |
Oh! | 1:39:16 | 1:39:18 | |
The work of a poor heroine who's fallen on hard times... | 1:39:18 | 1:39:23 | |
is never done. | 1:39:23 | 1:39:25 | |
Now. | 1:39:26 | 1:39:28 | |
Shall I stay here and wait for me prince? | 1:39:28 | 1:39:32 | |
Or shall I plant these five magic beans? | 1:39:32 | 1:39:34 | |
Or shall I go for a walk on my own in the woods? | 1:39:34 | 1:39:37 | |
Or thread up that old spinning wheel? | 1:39:37 | 1:39:40 | |
Shall I eat the shiny red apple? | 1:39:40 | 1:39:42 | |
Or let all my hair down? | 1:39:42 | 1:39:44 | |
Hmm. | 1:39:44 | 1:39:46 | |
Because I know me fairy tales, I can predict what will happen with whichever decision I make. | 1:39:46 | 1:39:53 | |
And they're all a bit...far-fetched. Strangely enough, the more bizarre fairy-tale elements | 1:39:53 | 1:40:00 | |
are often the ones that we enjoy the most and remember best. | 1:40:00 | 1:40:05 | |
They've certainly influenced many modern children's authors. | 1:40:05 | 1:40:09 | |
Fairy tales have had a big influence on the way I write, | 1:40:11 | 1:40:16 | |
not an especially big influence, not more than films I've enjoyed, | 1:40:16 | 1:40:20 | |
or the great literary novels I've read, but equal with them. | 1:40:20 | 1:40:25 | |
Fairy stories are a wealth of ideas. You can get so many things from them. | 1:40:25 | 1:40:30 | |
Subconsciously and consciously, | 1:40:30 | 1:40:33 | |
I use those ideas and subvert them in my own writing. | 1:40:33 | 1:40:36 | |
Cinderella, I think, is THE prototype story, in all sorts of ways, | 1:40:36 | 1:40:41 | |
although it doesn't have the terror or the witches, | 1:40:41 | 1:40:46 | |
but it is about injustice, in such a powerful way that it makes it a very enduring story. | 1:40:46 | 1:40:53 | |
Fairy stories, and mythical, traditional tales | 1:40:53 | 1:40:57 | |
all ask the same kind of questions, | 1:40:57 | 1:40:59 | |
and have universal themes which are relevant to modern readers. | 1:40:59 | 1:41:04 | |
In this book, I take a prince, but not a conventional prince, | 1:41:04 | 1:41:08 | |
not the handsome prince with blue eyes and chiselled features. | 1:41:08 | 1:41:13 | |
He looks like Chris Evans - ginger hair, skinny, pasty-faced - | 1:41:13 | 1:41:19 | |
but inside, he IS a prince, and he's pursuing a girl that in every way is a princess. | 1:41:19 | 1:41:25 | |
Finally, his dignity, his decency as a human being emerges, and he becomes the prince that's been his potential. | 1:41:25 | 1:41:32 | |
There's a beautiful, logical, simple, clear structure to the great fairy tales, | 1:41:32 | 1:41:38 | |
which has never been, um...surpassed, | 1:41:38 | 1:41:41 | |
and I love reading the simplicity of them, the clarity of the language, | 1:41:41 | 1:41:46 | |
the obvious logic of the sequence of events. | 1:41:46 | 1:41:49 | |
Even when they're fantastical events, there's a logic and a clarity there. I love that. | 1:41:49 | 1:41:55 | |
I've decided to have a make-over. Well, it's more useful than a coach and horses in this day and age! | 1:41:58 | 1:42:05 | |
Just because I'm Cinderella doesn't mean I have to be stuck in those old fairy-tale conventions. | 1:42:05 | 1:42:11 | |
I'm leaving the woods and heading for the city. Who needs a fairy godmother when you have a mobile? | 1:42:11 | 1:42:18 | |
And a laptop is far more useful than a tired old magic wand. | 1:42:18 | 1:42:22 | |
Wait a minute! Why am I just changing the conventions? Why don't I just leave the genre altogether? | 1:42:22 | 1:42:30 | |
Yeah, that's a great idea! Mmm, I'm gonna get out of the fairy-tale genre | 1:42:30 | 1:42:36 | |
and move into... crime and mystery instead! | 1:42:36 | 1:42:40 | |
Just call me Agent Cinders, private eye extraordinaire and international spy! | 1:42:40 | 1:42:46 | |
'Coming soon... to a cinema near you...' | 1:42:50 | 1:42:54 | |
If I was gonna rewrite a fairy story, | 1:43:01 | 1:43:04 | |
I would simply put it into the ordinary everyday world. | 1:43:04 | 1:43:09 | |
Say if I took Little Red Riding Hood, I would set it somewhere in Newcastle near where I live. | 1:43:09 | 1:43:16 | |
Little Red Riding Hood would live in an ordinary house with an ordinary family. The forest is the park | 1:43:16 | 1:43:23 | |
across the street, so to go through the forest, she has to go through the park. She'll see her grandma, | 1:43:23 | 1:43:30 | |
who lives a few streets away. To see her she goes through the park. I can't have a wolf. What can I have? | 1:43:30 | 1:43:37 | |
Maybe there's that terrible dog that lives down at number 97, or that guy who always looks suspicious. | 1:43:37 | 1:43:44 | |
It's taking elements of the story and putting them into an ordinary world. | 1:43:44 | 1:43:49 | |
What happens is, you get a mixture of ordinariness and extraordinariness. | 1:43:49 | 1:43:55 | |
The two together make powerful stories. | 1:43:55 | 1:43:59 | |
If you change the events of the story, you change it in a more fundamental way. | 1:43:59 | 1:44:05 | |
If a fairy godmother arrived to PREVENT Cinderella from going to the ball, it'd be a different structure. | 1:44:05 | 1:44:12 | |
I might actually write that! | 1:44:12 | 1:44:14 | |
With the happy-ever-after endings | 1:44:14 | 1:44:17 | |
which frequently end in the characters getting great riches, | 1:44:17 | 1:44:23 | |
or getting married, that's only the beginning of a story, isn't it? | 1:44:23 | 1:44:28 | |
Perhaps it might be fun to go back and find out what happened next to all these characters. | 1:44:28 | 1:44:34 | |
Maybe I'd take something like Little Red Riding Hood and make the big bad wolf into a serial killer | 1:44:34 | 1:44:42 | |
who's stalking the urban jungle, | 1:44:42 | 1:44:45 | |
or maybe Rumplestiltskin could be done as a cowboy-and-western type of story. | 1:44:45 | 1:44:51 | |
He's the man with no name that rides into town to rescue the princess, | 1:44:51 | 1:44:55 | |
but she finds out he HAS got a name, so it doesn't end the way he planned. | 1:44:55 | 1:44:59 | |
'From the farthest reaches of the galaxy... | 1:45:01 | 1:45:05 | |
'came Prince Vigo... | 1:45:05 | 1:45:08 | |
'the love of Princess Lavinia.' | 1:45:08 | 1:45:11 | |
Ribbit! | 1:45:24 | 1:45:26 | |
'Life would never be the same again.' | 1:45:26 | 1:45:28 | |
MEXICAN MUSIC | 1:45:28 | 1:45:32 | |
Now I'm Sheriff Cinders of the Old Wild West, | 1:45:32 | 1:45:35 | |
and I'm changing genre and convention all over again. | 1:45:35 | 1:45:39 | |
I'm a law woman, preaching peace and harmony, and I ain't carryin' a gun! | 1:45:39 | 1:45:44 | |
It's fun putting well-known characters into different genres. | 1:45:44 | 1:45:49 | |
They can feature in all sorts of writing - even poetry. | 1:45:49 | 1:45:53 | |
"My dumbstruck dad's in love again The kitchen's falling apart | 1:45:54 | 1:46:00 | |
"As I mop up the fag-ash floor And grey as ash lies my heart | 1:46:00 | 1:46:05 | |
"My stepmum's a lottery-holic Gambling all goodness away | 1:46:05 | 1:46:10 | |
"We live a life of pumpkin stew With bills for afters each day | 1:46:10 | 1:46:16 | |
"My stepsisters hang out after dark Two puffed-up smoke rings of fear | 1:46:16 | 1:46:22 | |
"As circles of hate slip out of their mouths, Where is my dead mother dear? | 1:46:22 | 1:46:27 | |
"I'd love to go the party downtown But what would I have to wear? | 1:46:27 | 1:46:32 | |
"I live in the land of hand-me-down And only dream of great gear | 1:46:32 | 1:46:37 | |
"But look at this get-up, bright as a match, hidden in my mother's chest | 1:46:37 | 1:46:43 | |
"I'd dress like an burning ember The boys make a beeline - impressed | 1:46:43 | 1:46:48 | |
"My stepsisters are flabbygasted As I smooch with a lad from Year 10 | 1:46:48 | 1:46:54 | |
"Their eyes like smouldering cinders | 1:46:54 | 1:46:58 | |
"As he kisses me...yet again! | 1:46:58 | 1:47:01 | |
"'Twas midnight and my prince was slobbering all over his latest recruit | 1:47:03 | 1:47:09 | |
"Drunk as a lord - oh, what a drag! In the end, I gave him the boot!" | 1:47:09 | 1:47:14 | |
I'm a story-teller and a poet, and I wanted to write a piece | 1:47:19 | 1:47:24 | |
that combined the two. Cinderella is a lovely story, but out-of-date, | 1:47:24 | 1:47:28 | |
so I thought, "Let's modernise this." Cinderella's name in the Grimm tales is Ashputtle. Ash is interesting. | 1:47:28 | 1:47:36 | |
Cinderella is always dressed in rags, always grey. I thought, "What's modern and grey?" Fags, cigarettes. | 1:47:36 | 1:47:43 | |
It's a horrible image, but it worked well into the metaphor for the piece. | 1:47:43 | 1:47:48 | |
Of course, she ends up stubbing out the prince. | 1:47:48 | 1:47:52 | |
I find it strange when people think a poem just appears, and you just write what you're thinking and feeling. | 1:47:52 | 1:47:59 | |
A poem requires good craftedness. That comes through the use of simile, metaphor, developed images, | 1:47:59 | 1:48:05 | |
called conceit, when the same metaphor runs through the poem. | 1:48:05 | 1:48:09 | |
"My stepsisters hang out after dark Two puffed-up smoke rings of fear | 1:48:09 | 1:48:14 | |
"As circles of hate slip out of their mouths, Where is my dead mother dear?" | 1:48:14 | 1:48:21 | |
I wrote this as a ballad, as ballads are often used to tell stories. | 1:48:21 | 1:48:26 | |
"Ballad" comes from the Latin "ballare", "to dance", | 1:48:26 | 1:48:29 | |
and the rhythm is strong. It's in quatrains of four lines, like... | 1:48:29 | 1:48:34 | |
Dee-dum, dee-dum, dee-dum, dee-dum Dee-dum, dee-dum, dee-dum | 1:48:34 | 1:48:38 | |
Dee-dum, dee-dum, dee-dum, dee-dum Dee-dum, dee-dum, dee-dum. | 1:48:38 | 1:48:42 | |
That strong rhythm enables you to get a point across. The pauses create drama or comic effect. | 1:48:42 | 1:48:49 | |
Timing is everything. It's not just what's ON the page, it's how it leaps off like a salmon and comes to life. | 1:48:49 | 1:48:56 | |
"Drunk as a lord - oh, what a drag!" | 1:48:56 | 1:49:00 | |
I was looking for some very modern words, | 1:49:00 | 1:49:04 | |
and also a lot of wordplay. | 1:49:04 | 1:49:06 | |
For instance, at the end, it says, "Drunk as a lord," | 1:49:06 | 1:49:11 | |
this guy who's all over Cinderella, | 1:49:11 | 1:49:14 | |
but in the original story, he's a prince, so it fits well. | 1:49:14 | 1:49:18 | |
"What a drag!" Drag is a cigarette, but it has that meaning, too. | 1:49:18 | 1:49:23 | |
I like to play on the meanings. | 1:49:23 | 1:49:25 | |
"My stepsisters are flabbygasted." | 1:49:25 | 1:49:28 | |
"Flabbygasted" seemed perfect. | 1:49:28 | 1:49:31 | |
They're flabbergasted, but they're not very pretty! | 1:49:31 | 1:49:34 | |
"My stepmum's a lottery-holic." | 1:49:34 | 1:49:38 | |
I'm updating the Cinderella myth, so I thought, "Who could this stepmother be? She'd be greedy for money." | 1:49:38 | 1:49:44 | |
She'd be into the Lottery. Being an alcoholic would be obvious. | 1:49:44 | 1:49:50 | |
"Lottery-holic" has that sense of addiction. | 1:49:50 | 1:49:53 | |
Poetry does not have to be dull. You can write about all sorts of things. | 1:49:53 | 1:49:58 | |
It's why me and my wife wrote Poems With Attitude, a teenage collection, | 1:49:58 | 1:50:03 | |
because there weren't poems about all those issues that we experienced as teenagers. | 1:50:03 | 1:50:09 | |
Write about anything relevant to you. It doesn't have to be swaying trees. | 1:50:09 | 1:50:14 | |
I wrote another with a fairy-tale theme, but wanted it to be much harder-hitting, so I used short lines | 1:50:14 | 1:50:21 | |
and very punctuated rhythm. It's definitely a performance poem. | 1:50:21 | 1:50:26 | |
I was looking at the way fairy tales have been changed by the forces that be, the forces in TV and movies. | 1:50:26 | 1:50:33 | |
"We must have happy endings," said Walt Disney famously. | 1:50:33 | 1:50:37 | |
The original folk tales were much darker, much deeper. | 1:50:37 | 1:50:42 | |
You just have to look at life around you and the comparison is very real. | 1:50:42 | 1:50:47 | |
"Peck those eyes out! Cut off the heel! Such Grimm tales reflected the real. | 1:50:47 | 1:50:53 | |
"Cut open the wolf! Fill him with stones! | 1:50:53 | 1:50:56 | |
"Here the handless miller's daughter moans | 1:50:56 | 1:51:00 | |
"Her stumps are bleeding into the pool | 1:51:00 | 1:51:04 | |
" 'Protect our children - this is too cruel! | 1:51:04 | 1:51:08 | |
"' Happy ends! Prioritise! Censor violence! Sanitise!' | 1:51:08 | 1:51:13 | |
"So said Walt, Mr Apple Pie! It's all his fault films are...cutesy-pie | 1:51:13 | 1:51:19 | |
"But in the park, behind the shed, | 1:51:20 | 1:51:23 | |
"Listen with care to what is said | 1:51:23 | 1:51:26 | |
"Wolfish bullies are alive and well | 1:51:26 | 1:51:29 | |
"Not just hidden in a fairy spell | 1:51:30 | 1:51:34 | |
"Read the paper! Nothing changed | 1:51:34 | 1:51:38 | |
"Real life is more deranged | 1:51:38 | 1:51:41 | |
"Snow White's mum, in her red-hot shoes | 1:51:41 | 1:51:45 | |
"Join Amnesty and listen to the news." | 1:51:45 | 1:51:49 | |
Some of the plots and story lines in fairy tales seem implausible, while others can ring true. | 1:51:50 | 1:51:58 | |
Look how the headlines use language associated with fairy tales. | 1:51:58 | 1:52:04 | |
There have been plenty of real-life rags-to-riches stories over the years. | 1:52:04 | 1:52:10 | |
But the life of a girl called Adeline Yen Mah, brought up in China in the 1940s and '50s, | 1:52:10 | 1:52:16 | |
really did resemble that of the fairy-tale Cinderella character, especially when she was a child. | 1:52:16 | 1:52:23 | |
Adeline's family considered her to be bad luck, because her mother died giving birth to her. | 1:52:23 | 1:52:30 | |
Then, when her father remarried, things went from bad to worse. | 1:52:30 | 1:52:36 | |
Her stepmother, Nyang, was certainly as cruel as any wicked stepmother from a fairy tale. | 1:52:36 | 1:52:43 | |
There was a knock at the door, and Asan came in without waiting, looking flustered and fearful. | 1:52:43 | 1:52:50 | |
A crowd of your little friends is downstairs. They're asking for you. | 1:52:50 | 1:52:55 | |
Her words were like a thunderbolt in the clear blue sky. I stared at her, dumbfounded. | 1:52:55 | 1:53:02 | |
-Is my mother at home? -I'm afraid she is. So is your father. | 1:53:03 | 1:53:08 | |
Tell my friends I'm not home. Please, send them away! | 1:53:08 | 1:53:13 | |
I tried, but they know you're here. They followed you home from school and saw you enter the door. | 1:53:13 | 1:53:19 | |
They want to give you a surprise party for winning the election for class president! | 1:53:19 | 1:53:25 | |
-Everyone has brought a gift. They mean well. -I know. | 1:53:25 | 1:53:29 | |
I felt panic-stricken, but had no choice but to follow Asan to the parlour. | 1:53:29 | 1:53:36 | |
As I crept downstairs, I could hear the giggles and screams of my classmates resound through the house. | 1:53:36 | 1:53:43 | |
I bit my lower lip and forced myself to go in to greet my friends. They surrounded me, shouting... | 1:53:43 | 1:53:50 | |
Surprise! Congratulations! Victory! | 1:53:50 | 1:53:54 | |
They were singing and chanting slogans, drunk with euphoria and excitement. No-one seemed to notice | 1:53:54 | 1:54:01 | |
my tongue-tied silence. I shifted my eyes from meeting anyone else's, | 1:54:01 | 1:54:06 | |
afraid that my secret home life was about to be exposed. | 1:54:06 | 1:54:11 | |
Inside, I was quaking with terror, hoping against hope that Nyang would leave us alone | 1:54:11 | 1:54:18 | |
until I could politely ask my friends to leave. | 1:54:18 | 1:54:22 | |
Asan reappeared, and touched me on my arm. | 1:54:22 | 1:54:26 | |
Your mother wishes to see you - now! | 1:54:26 | 1:54:29 | |
I fought against the panic surging from within, | 1:54:31 | 1:54:34 | |
and forced a stiff smile on my face. | 1:54:34 | 1:54:37 | |
I wonder what she wants! | 1:54:41 | 1:54:43 | |
Excuse me for a moment. | 1:54:43 | 1:54:46 | |
My mind was blank as I knocked on the door of the Holy of Holies. | 1:54:47 | 1:54:52 | |
My parents stood side by side. | 1:54:52 | 1:54:55 | |
I stood in front of them with my head hanging and my eyes fixed on Nyang's red silk slippers. | 1:54:55 | 1:55:02 | |
I could hear the gleeful squeals of a dozen merry ten-year-old girls echoing through the entire house. | 1:55:02 | 1:55:09 | |
Who are these little hooligans making such a racket in the living room downstairs?! | 1:55:09 | 1:55:15 | |
-They're my school friends. -What are they doing HERE? -They're celebrating my becoming class president. | 1:55:15 | 1:55:22 | |
-Is this party YOUR idea? -No, Nyang, they came of their own accord. I didn't know anything about it. | 1:55:22 | 1:55:30 | |
Come here! | 1:55:30 | 1:55:31 | |
I approached her gingerly, trembling with terror. | 1:55:31 | 1:55:36 | |
She slapped my face so hard I almost fell. | 1:55:36 | 1:55:39 | |
Liar! You planned it, didn't you? | 1:55:39 | 1:55:42 | |
To show off our house to your penniless classmates! | 1:55:42 | 1:55:47 | |
No, I didn't! | 1:55:47 | 1:55:49 | |
Tears streaked down my cheeks. I found it hard to breathe. | 1:55:49 | 1:55:55 | |
What insolence! To invite them here, into our living room, and make such a racket! | 1:55:56 | 1:56:02 | |
I didn't ask them here. They know I'm not allowed to go to their house after school, | 1:56:02 | 1:56:09 | |
so they decided to visit me instead. | 1:56:09 | 1:56:12 | |
-She slapped me with the back of her hand against my cheek. -Show-off! | 1:56:13 | 1:56:18 | |
Go downstairs this minute and tell them to get out! They are not welcome! | 1:56:18 | 1:56:25 | |
As I hesitated, and shuffled my feet, she hit my face yet again. | 1:56:26 | 1:56:31 | |
Do you hear me?! I want them out of this house this minute! | 1:56:31 | 1:56:36 | |
Are you deaf? Tell them never to come back! Never! NEVER! | 1:56:36 | 1:56:41 | |
Adeline Yen Mah's book is a true story, but the title, | 1:56:44 | 1:56:48 | |
Chinese Cinderella, makes an obvious comparison between her life and that of the famous fairy-tale heroine. | 1:56:48 | 1:56:56 | |
It's a piece of factual writing, but her true life story was so dramatic | 1:56:56 | 1:57:02 | |
that it almost resembles a piece of fiction. | 1:57:02 | 1:57:05 | |
The plots and characters in fairy tales are popular and famous. | 1:57:05 | 1:57:10 | |
They keep being altered and updated | 1:57:10 | 1:57:14 | |
for modern stories and other kinds of writing. | 1:57:14 | 1:57:18 | |
You can choose well-known story conventions and place them in an entirely different setting or genre. | 1:57:18 | 1:57:25 | |
You can rewrite well-known tales as brand-new stories, | 1:57:25 | 1:57:30 | |
or try a different writing form, like poetry. | 1:57:30 | 1:57:34 | |
Fairy tales can also be rewritten using a factual writing style, | 1:57:34 | 1:57:40 | |
like Adeline Yen Mah's autobiography. | 1:57:40 | 1:57:44 | |
Here I am, back as Cinderella, working hard in pantomime. | 1:57:44 | 1:57:49 | |
CROWD: Oh, no, you're not! | 1:57:49 | 1:57:52 | |
Oh, yes, I am! | 1:57:52 | 1:57:54 | |
Actually, I'm waiting to be discovered by some big Hollywood producer, who'll make me a star! | 1:57:54 | 1:58:01 | |
And I'll have a big house, and everything I've ever wanted. My own true rags-to-riches story. | 1:58:01 | 1:58:08 | |
And I'll live happily ever after! | 1:58:08 | 1:58:10 | |
OK, OK! | 1:58:12 | 1:58:14 | |
I know I'm getting carried away with my fairy-tale imagination, but I can dream...can't I? | 1:58:14 | 1:58:21 | |
MUSIC: "Sleeping Beauty" by Tchaikovsky | 1:58:24 | 1:58:28 | |
Subtitles by BBC Subtitling BBC Broadcast 2002 | 1:58:47 | 1:58:51 | |
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