Caravans and Beards Show Me Show Me

# We're off on a journey to play in the sky

# Into the lift to zoom way up high

# Up at the top are friends that we know

# Let's go and meet them and count as we go

# One elephant exercising

# Two trains chuff-chuffing

# Three tigers snoozing

# Four giraffes bathing

# Five snakes sneezing - atchoo!

# Six cars cartwheeling

# Seven hamsters hopping

# Eight monkeys missing... #

Peepo!

# Nine jellyfish giggling

# And... #

BOTH: Ten worms wriggling, waving hello!

All my worms are pulling something along.

# Show me, show me

# A packing Chris. #

Everything in the suitcase, there we go.

# Show me, show me

# A driving Pui. #

Brrrrm! Brrrm!

# Show me, show me

# A cooking you. #

Mmmm, delicious.

# Let's find out who's ready to play

# Chris and Pui and YOU'RE here today

# Show me, show me

# All the toys. #

Let's take a look, they're over here.

# We have Mo Mo and there's Stuffy, Miss Mouse

# Teddington as well

# Is that everybody? #

One of the toys is missing.

Who is it? Who is it?

Oh, it's Tom. Where's Tom?

We'll find our toy and you find yours.

BOTH: Tom, where are you?

Can you see Tom anywhere?

Oh, look, here he is.

# Show me, show me

# Your toy today

# Can you find it to come and play?

# Show me, show me

# A cheeky grin

# Now you're here, let the fun begin

# Lots to see here and lots to do

# Show me, show me

# And we'll show you. #

Tom is playing with his caravan.

Someone wants a show me.

"SHOW ME" JINGLE

Show me, show me caravans.

-BOTH: Caravans!

-Caravans are houses on wheels.

Some people live in caravans, others take them on holiday.

-Come on, get in.

-I'm in.

-Time to pull the caravan along.

-Oh, yes.

-The caravan's on the back. I've packed everything.

-Oh, good.

Sleeping bags, camping stove, wipes. Is there anything else?

-Oh, but Chris?

-Yes.

-Did you pack the token?

-Oh, yes. I've got it here.

-Ah.

-Caravans.

Caravans. Off we go on holiday. A little house on wheels.

Look, a little kitchen.

Little table. And a little loo.

Lots of caravans in a big park.

A tent on the side of a caravan.

Caravans.

A caravan. A little holiday house for a little holiday mouse.

Yes, let's go to the caravan park. Off we go.

Oh, hello there, Miss Mouse. Welcome to the caravan site.

And this is my caravan, it's the Show Me, Show Me 3,000.

Do come in, please wipe your feet.

Oh, yes, in here we have all mod cons,

you know - a fold down bed.

In you get, Tom. Oh, good night.

We have a kitchen over here,

I've just done the washing up.

And we've even got a loo.

So much in this caravan.

-How are you, Miss Mouse?

-Oh, we're just settling in nicely.

That's good. I'm just going to put out the deckchair.

-Oh, Miss Mouse has got a chair, yes.

-Here's our camping table.

Oh, Miss Mouse has a table, there.

Oh, and I almost forgot a little gnome away from home.

-Oh, your caravan holds an awful lot.

-Caravans can.

Is there any entertainment, here?

Well, there's a mini disco on the site.

Yes, you know what that means, show me, show me..

BOTH: Your groovy moves!

Freeze!

Oh, Miss Mouse, you moved!

Oh, yes, I think Miss Mouse wants to find a better spot for the caravan.

Oh, over there looks nice.

Oh, that's much better.

Why, thank you.

A house on wheels. It's Teddington's caravan. Come on.

# Guess where we're going

# In the caravan

# Guess where we're going

# We're nearly there

# You go up and down

# Over and across

# Guess if you can. #

It's a bridge. But there's Mo Mo. Ooh, it must be a toll bridge.

Ooh, please may we go through the barrier and over the bridge?

-What is the password?

-Ooh, caravan?

-You may pass.

-Ooh, come on.

Over the toll bridge.

# Guess where we're going

# In the caravan

# Guess where we're going

# We're nearly there

# It's dark and long

# And you drive straight through

# Guess if you can. #

It's a tunnel. Ooh, here's Tom and Chris. It must be a toll tunnel.

Please may we go through the barrier and down the tunnel?

-What's the password?

-Ooh, caravan?

-You may pass.

Ooh, come on, Teddington. Come through the tunnel.

Ooh, we're here, we made it to the caravan park.

Ho-ho-ho-ho.

-Teddington.

-Teddington.

-Big, brown bear.

-Furry tum.

-Furry ears.

Here and there.

-Fountain pen.

-Umbrella.

-Buttons in a jar.

-Zoom, zoom, zoom.

In my racing car.

-CHILDREN: Brmmm!

-Brmmm!

-Brrrm!

Left, right, left, right, teddy bear march.

-Up, down, up, down.

-Got to look smart.

-Spotty, dotty, bow tie.

-Waistcoat green.

-Peppers, apples, yummy runner beans.

-Is it time for a biscuit?

-Hungry Teddington. Line them all up,

attention!

-Teddington.

-Teddington.

-Hello, hello.

-Ready now, Teddington.

-Ready, teddy, go!

Look who's trying to cross a bridge now.

It's little Miss Mouse, dressed as a Billy Goat Gruff with a goat beard.

Underneath this bridge is a troll, Stuffy Troll.

Yeah, and I've got a big troll-ly beard.

Someone wants a show me.

"SHOW ME" JINGLE

Show me, show me beards.

-BOTH: Beards!

-A beard is a hairy thing to see.

Spiky hair where a chin should be.

Ooh, Teddington's giving a beardy kiss.

A tickly kiss, I'll give it a miss.

Oh, look! A spaghetti beard is very funny.

A slurpy beard to go in your tummy.

What messy stuff! I've got a beard made of very soft fluff.

Santa's beard goes down to here.

It's white and it's long and seen once a year.

Stuffy has a beard he likes to wear.

It's also a comb

for his orange hair.

Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

Would you like a beard?

How would it feel?

Put your fingers here and pretend it's real.

LIFT BELL PINGS

Ooh, there's the lift. I better get the cafe open.

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Oh, it's ready already.

Miss Mouse must have done it. Who's coming to visit us today?

Count along with me.

One, two,

three, four, five,

six, seven, eight,

nine, ten! Cafe's open.

It's Old King Cole. Join in with the merry old soul.

# Old King Cole was a merry old soul

# And a merry old soul was he

# I called for my pipe And I called for my drum

# And he called for his fiddlers three. #

I did, I don't know why, but I did. Ho-ho-ho-hee-hee!

-Sit down.

-Oh-ho-ho, yes!

-Please, please have a currant bun.

Oh, I'd love to have a currant bun, but I can't.

-There's something tickling my face!

-Oh!

-I don't know what it is.

Oh, I think I know.

-What have you got on your face that I haven't got on mine?

-Erm, eyes!

-No.

-A nose!

-No.

-Erm, my mouth!

Nearly. Do you know?

-Erm, ooh! I've got it! My crown.

-No-o.

Oh, of course, my beard.

Yes, I have a beard. Bless my merry old soul.

How very, very merry you make me.

Oh-ho-hee-hee-hee!

Maybe you should shave it all off.

Shave it off? I can't shave it off. I've always had a beard.

It's how everyone knows me. I'm all over the stamps.

Take a look in the book, the book! Yes.

Oh, now, here I am as Not So Old Little Cole and if you look over

here, there's Little Cole, that's me on my first day at school

and here I am as a Baby King Cole. Ho-ho-ho-ho!

How very merry it makes me to see those pictures. See?

-I've always had a beard.

-Oh, yes, you're right.

They won't recognise you without the beard. I know. I have another idea.

What?

-A napkin.

-A napkin? Oh! How very, very merry you make me.

Oh, bless my merry old soul, it's no longer tickling my face.

Oh, you are clever.

CRUNCH

Mmm, delicious! Toodle-loo. Bye. What a to-do. Thank you, bye-bye.

-Bye, bye, Old King Cole.

-How very, very merry you make me.

-Oh, a napkin, why didn't I think of it?

-Bye!

Oh, what a funny beard.

GOATLIKE BLEATING

Where's that coming from?

GOATLIKE BLEATING

Oh! Miss Mouse, you have a beard, too. How funny!

A goat beard. Oh, let's have a look at some more beards.

Doggy beard.

Goatee beard.

Monkey beard. Orange beard.

Hairy beards.

A bunch of beards.

Daddy beard.

Gnomey beards.

How funny! Your turn. Show me, show me beards.

"SHOW ME" JINGLE

-Beards!

-Arr!

I like beards. My dad's got a beard.

Beards are very tickly.

I think a beard's soft.

My dad's beard grows out of his chin.

When I'm a wee bit bigger, I want a long beard.

CAT PURRS

-It feels fuzzy.

-But I like Father Christmas' beard, cos it's soft

like a cloud.

I don't like my dad's beard, it's too big.

Yeah, my dad has a spiky beard.

He scratches his beard on me.

Ouch!

My daddy looks very funny with his beard.

He's got the silliest beard in the whole wide world.

-Thank you, you showed me.

-And me. And Tom.

Do you like my beard?

"SHOW ME" JINGLE

Come on, let's go outside.

Puffs of cloud

high in the sky...

What can you see floating by?

Puffs of cloud high in the sky...

Wonderful things floating by.

Doo-doo. Do-doo-doo. Doo-doo.

-A-ha-ha-ha-ha!

-Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!

-Ha-ha-ha!

-Do you like my beard?

-Oh, yes, very nice, Stuffy. Can I have a go?

Oh, yeah.

-Ho-ho-ho.

-You look like my Uncle Dave. Hee-hee.

Well, we've got Stuffy's photo album here.

Let's have a look at some of his hairy relatives.

Oh, look, there's Colin McStuffy,

with the long, gingery beard.

And above is Uncle Dave,

with his twirly beard.

I see where you get your good looks from, Stuffy.

Oh, and here's Grandpa Stuffy, with the very long beard.

He must have been on holiday because I can see his caravan!

We looked at caravans today. You can get so much stuff in a caravan.

You can, with a caravan. Caravans can. Say that to your toy today.

Caravans can. Yeah!

Oh, there's the lift. Thank you for coming to see us today.

-Do come back again very soon.

-Get your worms ready.

BOTH: Ten worms wriggling, waving goodbye!

Ten,

nine,

eight,

seven,

six,

five,

four,

three,

two,

one!

Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

-Caravans can!

-Hee-he!