Trombones and Jumpers Show Me Show Me

We're off on a journey to play outside.

Here comes our lift, hop on for the ride.

Trundle along to friends that we know.

Let's go and meet them and count as we go.

One elephant exercising...

two trains chuff-chuffing...

three tigers snoozing...

four giraffes bathing...

five snakes sneezing...achoo!

six cars cart-wheeling...

seven hamsters hopping...

eight monkeys missing, peep-oh!

Nine jellyfish jiggling...

..and...

BOTH: Ten worms wriggling, waving, hello!

My worms are fluttering like confetti.

BOTH: # Show me, show me a waving Chris... #

Hello!

# Show me, show me a climbing Pui

# Show me, show me a jumping you... #

BOTH: Jump! Jump!

# Let's find out who's ready to play

# Chris and Pui and you're here today

# Show me, show me all the toys... #

There's Mo Mo and there's Tom and Stuffy,

Miss Mouse and Teddington. Is that everybody?

Who's not here who should be here?

Do you know?

Teddington!

Help us find him.

Not here.

Not here.

Hey, there you are, Teddington!

# Show me, show me your toy today

# Can you find it to come and play?

# Show me, show me your cheeky grin

# Now, you're here, let the fun begin

# Lots to see here and lots to do

# Show me, show me and we'll show you. #

Teddington, well, I never. You have a trombone!

"SHOW ME" JINGLE

Somebody wants to show me.

Show me, show me trombones.

Trombones!

Oh, wow.

It's so shiny and brassy.

Oh, Chris, can you play it?

No, I can't.

Can you play it, Teddington?

'No.'

Ooh, I think this is a job for a professional.

'Well, have I got a surprise for you!'

Andy, hello.

'Take your seats, everyone.'

ANDY PLAYS TROMBONE

HE PLAYS "SHOW ME SHOW ME" THEME

Wa-hey!

TEDDINGTON CLEARS THROAT

'Ladies and gentlebears

'boys and girls,

'let the trombone concert begin.'

ANDY PLAYS TROMBONE

Wa-hey!

-Thank you!

-Thank you.

Thank you, bye.

'Bravo!'

Trombone, slide low.

CHRIS GOES FROM HIGH PITCH TO LOW PITCH

Trombone, slide high.

CHRIS GOES FROM LOW PITCH TO HIGH PITCH

Slide low.

CHRIS GOES FROM HIGH TO LOW

Slide high.

CHRIS GOES FROM LOW TO HIGH

Slide low.

Oom-pah.

Slide high.

Oom-pah.

Show me, show me your sliding trombone.

TROMBONE PLAYS

Ooh, now Mo Mo has a trombone.

Let's give it a go.

Slide low.

Oom-pah.

Slide high.

Oom-pah.

Look at Stuffy's trombone.

It's really long. Are you going to play it for us, Stuffy?

'Oh, yeah, here I blow.'

Stuffy's trombone, slide low.

Stuffy's trombone, slide high.

Oh, how about Tom?

Tom's trombone, slide low.

Oom-pah.

Tom's trombone, slide high.

Oom-pah.

Oh.

'And don't forget my trombone.'

JINGLE PLAYS

That's a funny sounding trombone, Miss Mouse!

'Oh, no, that means show me, show me your groovy moves.'

Come on, join in!

CHRIS MAKES TROMBONE NOISES

CHRIS MAKES TROMBONE NOISES

Freeze!

CHRIS MAKES TROMBONE NOISES

Stuffy, you moved!

'I know.

'I just want to play my trombone.'

CHRIS MAKES TROMBONE NOISES

Oh, I think that's enough now, Stuffy.

We've got to think of the neighbours.

Oh, listen.

It's the counting cobbles. Let's go.

I wonder who we'll find today.

Count with me.

One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight,

nine...

and one big jump...

ten!

DRUMS PLAY

Left, left,

left, right, left.

Attention!

It's the grand old Duke of York.

Join in with his song.

# Oh, the grand old Duke of York

# He had 10,000 men

# He marched them up to the top of the hill

# And he marched them down again

-# And when they were up, they were up

-Up

-# And when they were down, they were down

-Down

# And when they were only halfway up

# They were neither up nor down. #

Here we go. That was fantastic.

-Hello, old Duke.

-Ahem.

I mean the grand old Duke of York.

And what a grand band.

This is the grandest grand band in the land.

Yes, they're very good.

They can go up.

Up!

BOY PLAYS TROMBONE

They can go down. Down!

BOY PLAYS TROMBONE

Down!

Mind the hat!

Oh, it's a bit squashed.

But you still look grand.

I'm sorry, I must go. Bye-bye, grand old Duke.

Up!

Teddington, you've got another trombone.

'It's for my marching band.'

Please may I have a go?

'Absolutely.'

Oh.

CHRIS PLAYS TROMBONE

Ooh, what's going on here?

I think I should leave this for the expert, Andy.

Ooh, a green trombone. Very smart.

'It's my favourite colour.'

'Now, everyone join in with my favourite song.'

Teddington's marching band!

Get those trombones ready.

BOTH: # Hooray

# Hooray

# For Teddington's marching band

# We're on parade today

# And we march around the land

# We are marching to the east

# We are marching to the west

# We are marching very proudly

# Cos we always march the best

# Hooray, hooray

# For Teddington's marching band

# Teddington, Teddington Teddington, Teddington

# Best in all the land

# Teddington, Teddington Teddington, Teddington

# Best in all the land. #

'Bravo, bravo!

'Let's sing it again.'

Get those trombones ready.

BOTH: # Hooray

# Hooray

# For Teddington's marching band

# We're on parade today

# And we march around the land

# We are marching to the east

# We are marching to the west

# We are marching very proudly

# Cos we always march the best

# Hooray, hooray

# For Teddington's marching band

# Teddington, Teddington Teddington, Teddington

# Best in all the land

# Teddington, Teddington Teddington, Teddington

# Best in all the land

CHRIS MAKES TROMBONE NOISES

Oom-pah, oom-pah!

'Snuggle in your jumper.'

Cheeky Miss Mouse.

Oom-pah, oom-pah,

don't get stuck in my jumper.

"SHOW ME" JINGLE

Somebody wants to show me.

Show me, show me jumpers.

BOTH: Jumpers!

Ooh, warm jumpers.

Cuddly jumpers.

On a cold day...

..snuggly jumpers.

Stripy jumpers.

Spotty jumpers.

Oof. This one's far too "hotty" jumpers.

Wide jumpers.

Long jumpers.

And...

pull over your...

..head jumpers.

Baggy jumpers.

Tight jumpers.

Ooh, this one's not quite right jumpers.

Your turn. Show me, show me jumpers.

I've got a jumper.

I've got a purple jumper.

And I've got a grey jumper.

We can make the jumper with wool.

My nana knits my jumper...

..by getting wool from the sheep.

My favourite jumper is blue.

My favourite jumper is multicoloured.

My favourite jumper has got a hoodie on it.

My favourite jumper has a reindeer on it!

You put on jumpers when it's freezing.

Jumpers keep you warm.

'My jumper feels really cosy.'

Thank you, you showed me.

And me.

In my jumping jumper.

-Jumping jumper?

-Oh, yes, Pui, look.

Ears...

and a pouch.

It's my kangaroo jumper.

Oh, of course.

Jumping in my jumper.

Ready? Jump!

Jump...er.

Jump...er.

Jump...er.

'I'm jumping in Chris's jumper.'

Oh, Miss Mouse.

What were you doing inside my jumper?

Now, come on, toys' turn.

In you go, Miss Mouse.

Show me, show me, off you go.

# There's a squirrel scampering up a tree

# Scamper, scamper, scampering just like me

# There's a duck splash-splashing Splish, splash, splish

# Splash, splashing just like this

# There's a blackbird hopping Hop, hop, hop

# Things that scamper Splash and hop

# Squirrels scamper

# Ducks splash

# Blackbirds hop

# Show me, show me, off you go

# There's a fishing boat bobbing on the sea

# Bob, bob, bobbing just like me

# There are wipers swishing Swish, swish, swish

# Swish, swish, swishing Just like this

# There's a tractor chugging through the mud

# Things that bob and swish and chug

# Fishing boats bob

# Wipers swish

# Tractors chug

# Show me, show me, off you go

# There are branches swaying in the breeze

# Sway, sway, swaying just like me

# There are sycamore seeds spinning to the ground

# Spin, spin, spinning round and round

# There's a green leaf floating like a boat

# Things that sway and spin and float

# Branches sway

# Seeds spin

# Leaves float

# Show me, show me, off you go. #

Oh, here you are, Miss Mouse, you're back

just in time to see us all jumping in our jumpers.

Let's see who can jump the furthest.

Who's going to go first? Stuffy, would you like to go first?

STUFFY MUMBLES

Oh, dear, let's pull down your jumper. There we go.

'I'm ready. Here I go.

'Jumping in my jumper.'

Jolly good.

'Tom's turn, Tom's turn.'

Are you ready?

'Jumping in my jumper.'

-Ooh.

-Very good.

Very good, Tom. Now, it's Teddington's turn.

'OK, here I go, everyone.

'Jumping in my jumper.'

Ooh, dear. Too many honey sandwiches, there, Teddington.

Mo Mo's turn.

Are you ready, Mo Mo?

'Jumping in my jumper.'

Oh.

Very good.

Ooh, it's my turn next.

Right, here we go.

Jumping in my jumper!

-Whoa!

-Wa-hey!

Oh, how about you, Kangaroo Chris?

Boing, boing, boing.

Here I go.

Jumping in my jumper.

-Whoa.

-Wa-hey!

Excellent.

Well, we kangaroos are very good at jumping.

It's a very good view from down here.

Look up there.

Puffs of cloud,

high in the sky,

what can you see

floating by?

Dungarees.

Yoo-hoo, kangaroo.

Flutterby nose.

Boingy toes.

In pursuit.

Welly boot.

Hold on tight.

Phew, you're all white.

Toodle-oo, kangaroo.

Puffs of cloud, high in the sky,

wonderful things floating by.

It's now Miss Mouse's turn to jump.

'Ready? Jumping in my jumper.

'Whe-e-e-e!'

Wow.

Amazing, Miss Mouse.

Miss Mouse is the winner, hooray!

ANDY PLAYS TROMBONE

Of course.

Oom-pah, oom-pah, jumping in my jumper!

Say that with your toy today.

Oom-pah, oom-pah, jumping in my jumper.

TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS

Oh, listen, there's your lift.

Thanks for coming out to play with us today. Come back soon.

Get your worms ready.

Ten worms wriggling...

BOTH: ..waving goodbye.

Ten.

Nine.

Eight.

Seven.

Six.

Five.

Four.

Three.

Two.

One.

Oom-pah, oom-pah, jumping in my jumper.