... Sings Musicals

APPLAUSE

Why, thank you.

# Oh, the shark has

# Pearly teeth, dear

# And he shows them, pearly white

# Just a jack knife has Macheath, dear

# And he keeps it out of sight

# When that shark bites

# With his teeth, dear

# Scarlet billows

# St-a-a-a-a-rt to spread

# Fancy gloves, though, wears Macheath, dear

# So there's not a trace

# Not a trace of red

# On a sidewalk on a Sunday morning

# Lies a body, oo-oo-oo-zin' life

# Someone's sneaking round the corner

# Tell me could it be, could it be, could it be

# Mack the Knife?

# On a tugboat

# Down by the river, don't you know

# A cement bag

# Dr-o-o-o-pping down

# The cement is just for the weight, dear

# Betcha that jack called Macheath

# Oh-oh, Macheath's back in town

# Oh, Louis Miller

# That cat, he disappeared, dear

# After throwing out

# Thr-o-o-o-wing out his cash

# And Macheath, dear

# He spends like a sailor

# Tell me, tell me, did my boy do something rash

# Oh, Snookie Taudry

# And old Lucy Brown. #

IMITATES LOUIS ARMSTRONG

# Lucy Brown

# Yes, the line forms

# Sing it the line that's... #

Look out Bobby Darin, we're singing the same song as you.

# Bah-be-boo-pah do-bo-de-do

# Bobby Darin and Louis Armstrong

# They made a record

# Oo-oo-oo-oo-hoo, what a record of this song

# And now Ella

# Ella and her fella

# We're making a rec

# What a rec, such a record of this same old song

# Yeah, sing-a-sing-a sweet song, yeah

# Ug-ah-ug-ah, we've swung it

# We've swung old Mack

# We've swung old Mackie down

# And for you people here

# Here in London town

# Said look out, look out, look out

# Look out, look out, holy Mack, he's out there

# Oh, Mackie is back in town

# He's back, he's back, he's back, he's back

# He's back, he's back, he's back, he's back

# He's b-a-a-a-ck

# Ba-ba-ba-ba na-na-na-na

# Back in t-o-o-o-o-o-wn. #

APPLAUSE

# Summertime, summertime

# Summertime

# Summertime, summertime

# Summertime

# And the livin' is easy

# Fish are jumpin'

# And the cotton is high

# Oh, your daddy's rich

# And your mum is good lookin'

# So hush little baby

# Don't you cry

# Summertime, summertime, summertime

# Summertime, summertime

# One of these mornings

# You're going to rise up singing

# And then you'll spread your wings

# And you'll take to the sky

# But till that morning

# There ain't nothing can harm you

# So hush little baby

# Don't you cry

# Summertime, summertime

# Summertime

# Summertime, summertime

# Summertime

# And the livin' is easy

# Fish are jumpin'

# And the cotton is high

# Oh, your daddy's rich

# And your mummy's good lookin'

# So hush little baby

# Don't you cry

# Summertime, summertime

# Don't you cry

# Summertime, summertime

# Don't you cry

# Summertime, summertime

# Summertime

# Summertime, summertime... #

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# Love me or leave me or let me be lonely

# You won't believe me but I want you only

# Rather be lonely than happy with somebody else

# You might find the night time's the right time for kissing

# Night time is my time for just reminiscing

# Regretting instead of forgetting with somebody else

# I want no-one unless that someone is you

# Ah, you

# I intended to be independently blue

# Yes, I do

# I want your love but I don't want to borrow

# Have you today, to give back tomorrow

# My love is your love, there's no love for nobody else

# Mm-mm-mm, love me

# Or leave me

# Rather be lonely, than happy with somebody else

# Mm-mm, love me

# Or leave me

# My love is your love, there's no love for nobody else

# I want no-one, unless that someone is you

# I intend to be independently blue

# I want your love, but I don't wanna borrow

# Have you today, give back tomorrow

# My love is your love, there's no love for nobody else

# My love is your love, there's no love for nobody else

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One, two, three, four...

# The way you wear your hat

# The way you wear your hat

# The way you sip your tea

# The way you sip your tea

# The memory of all that

# The memory of all that

# No, no, they can't take that away from me

# The way your smile just beams

# The way your smile just beams

# The way you sing off key

# The way you sing off key

# The way you haunt my dreams

# The way you haunt my dreams

# No, no, they can't take that away from me

# We may never, never meet again

# On this bumpy road to love

# Still I'll always, always keep the memory of

# Boogety-boogety-boogety-shoop

# The way you hold your knife

# The way you hold your knife

# The way we danced till three

# The way we danced till three

# The way you changed my life

# The way you changed my life

# No, no, they can't take that away from me

# No, they can't take that away from me. #

Hey, clap along now!

Wahoo!

# Bop-bop-bop, bop-bop, dee-wa-dee-wa-dee

# Bom-bom-bom, bom-bom dee-wa-dee-wa-dee

# Bop-bop-bop, bop-bop, dee-wa-dee-wa-dee

# Bop-bop-bop, bop-bop, dee-wa-dee-wa-dee

# Bom-bom-bom, bom-bom dee-wa-dee-wa-dee

# Da-da-da, da-da dee-wa-dee-wa-dee

# We may never, never meet again

# On this bumpy road to love

# Still I'll always, always keep

# That memory of

# Boogety-boogety-boogety-shoop

# The way you hold your knife

# The way you hold your knife

# The way we danced till three

# The way we danced till three

# The way you changed my life

# The way you changed my life

# No, no, they can't take that away from me

# No, they can't take that away

# From me!

# Wop-wop-wop, wop-wop dee-wa-dee-wa-dee

# Wop-bop-bop, wop-bop dee-wa-dee-wa-dee

# Wop-bop-bop, wop-bop dee-wa-dee-wa-dee

# Wop-bop-bop, wop-bop dee-dum! #

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I would like to do a Rodgers and Hart song for you. Terrence.

# You're my

# Funny Valentine

# Sweet, comic Valentine

# You make me smile

# With my heart

# Your looks are laughable

# Unphotographable

# Yet you're my favourite work of art

# Is your figure

# Less than Greek?

# Is your mouth a little weak

# When you open it

# To speak?

# Are you smart?

# Well, don't change

# A hair for me

# Not if you care for me

# Stay little Valentine

# Stay

# Each day

# Is Valentine's

# Day. #

APPLAUSE

# Happy talkin', talkin' happy talk

# Talk about things you like to do

# You gotta have a dream,

# If you don't have a dream,

# How you gonna have a dream come true?

# Look up at the moon floating in the sky

# Looking like a lily on a lake

# Talk about the bird learning how to fly

# Making all the music he can make

# Happy talkin' talkin

# Happy talk

# Talk about things you'd like to do

# You've got to have a dream

# If you don't have a dream

# How you gonna have a dream come true?

# Let's talk about the star

# Looking like a toy

# Peeking through the branches of a tree

# Talk about the girl

# Talk about the boy

# Counting all the ripples on the sea

# Happy talkin' talkin'

# Happy talk

# Talk about things you'd like to do

# You've got to have a dream

# If you don't have a dream

# How you gonna make a dream come true?

# Talk about the boy

# Saying to the girl

# "Golly, baby, I'm a lucky cuz"

# Talk about the girl saying to the boy

# "You and me are lucky to be us"

# Happy talkin' talkin'

# Happy talk

# Talk about things you'd like to do

# You've got to have a dream

# If you don't have a dream

# How you gonna make a dream come true?

# And if you don't talk happy

# And you never have a dream

# Then you'll never have a dream come true. #

# Hello, young lovers

# Whoever you are

# I hope your troubles are few

# All my good wishes

# Go with you tonight

# I've had love like you

# Be brave, young lovers

# And follow your star

# Be brave, be faithful and true

# Cling very close to each other tonight

# I've been in love like you

# And I know how it feels to have wings on your heels

# And to fly down a street in a trance

# You fly down the street on a chance that you'll meet

# And you'll meet not really by chance

# Don't cry, young lovers

# Whatever you do

# Don't you cry just because I'm alone

# All of my memories are happy tonight

# I, I've had a love of my own

# I've had a love of my own like yours

# I've...

# Had a love...

# Of my o-o-o-own! #

# Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens

# Bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens

# Brown paper packages tied up with strings

# These are a few of my favourite things

# Oh, yeah

# Cream coloured ponies and crisp apple strudels

# Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles

# Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings

# These are a few of my favourite things

# When the dog bites

# When the bee stings

# When I'm feeling sad

# I just simply remember my favourite things

# And then I don't feel so bad

# Oh!

# Ohhhh

# The girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes

# Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes

# Silver white winters that melt into springs

# These are a few of my favourite things

# When the dog bites

# When the bee stings

# When I'm feeling sad

# I simply remember my favourite things

# And then I don't feel

# So bad

# So bad anymore. #

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PIANIST PLAYS "I COULD HAVE DANCED ALL NIGHT"

# I don't expect my love affairs to last for long

# Never fool myself that my dreams will come true

# Being used to trouble I anticipate it

# But all the same I hate it, wouldn't you?

-# So what happens now?

-Another suitcase in another hall

-# So what happens now?

-Take your picture off another wall

-# Where am I going to?

-You'll get by, you always have before

# Where am I going to?

# Time and time again I've said that I don't care

# That I'm immune to gloom

# That I'm hard through and through

# I don't recall the names and places of this sad occasion

# But all the same I hate it, wouldn't you?

-# So what happens now?

-Another suitcase in another hall

-# So what happens now?

-Take your picture off another wall

-# Where am I going to?

-You'll get by, you always have before

# Where am I going to?

# Call in three months' time and I'll be fine, I know

# Well, maybe not that fine

# But I'll survive, anyhow

# I won't recall the names and places of this sad occasion

# But that's no consolation here and now

-# So what happens now?

-Another suitcase in another hall

-# So what happens now?

-Take your picture off another wall

-# Where am I going to?

-You'll get by, you always have before

# Where am I going to?

# Don't ask anymore. #

APPLAUSE

# Birds flying high

# You know how I feel

# Sun in the sky

# You know how I feel

# Breeze driftin' on by You know how I feel

# It's a new dawn, it's a new day

# It's a new life for me

# And I'm feeling good

# Fish in the sea You know how I feel

# River running free You know how I feel

# Blossom in the trees You know how I feel

# It's a new dawn, it's a new day

# It's a new life for me

# And I'm feeling good

# Dragonfly out in the sun You know what I mean, don't you know

# Butterflies all out having fun You know what I mean

# Sleep in peace When this day is done

# And this old world is a new world

# And a bold world for me

# Stars when you shine You know how I feel

# Scent of the pine You know how I feel

# Yeah, freedom is mine And you know how I feel

# It's a new dawn, it's a new day

# It's a new life, for me

# Yeah-h-h-h-h

# Whoa-a-a-a-ah

# Whoa-a-a-a-ah

# Oo-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh

# Free-oh-oh

# Oo-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh

# Oo-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh

# Oo-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh

# Feeling good. #

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# As long he needs me

# I know where I must be

# I'll cling on steadfastly

# As long as needs me

# As long as life is long

# I love him right or wrong

# And somehow I'll be strong

# As long as he needs me

# If you are lonely

# Then you will know

# When someone needs you you love them so

# I won't betray his trust

# Though people say I must

# I've got to stay true, just

# As long as he needs me

# If you are lonely

# Then you will know

# When someone needs you

# You love them so-o-o-o

# I won't betray his trust

# Though people say I must

# I've got to stay true, just

# As long as he needs me-e-e-e-e. #

# Na-na na na na na

# Na-na na na na na

# Na-na na na na na na na na na na na

# Na-na na na na na

# Na-na na na na na

# Na-na na na na na na na na na na na

(RAPS) Yeah, come together all over the world

From the hoods of Japan Harajuku girls

What? It's all up What? Give it up, what?

# Shouldn't matter, shouldn't matter Shouldn't matter, shouldn't matter

(RAPS) What? Come together all over the world

From the hoods of Japan Harajuku girls

What? It's all up What? Give it up, what?

# Shouldn't matter, shouldn't matter Shouldn't matter, shouldn't matter

# If I was a rich girl na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na

# See, I'd have all the money in the world

# If I was a wealthy gi-i-i-irl

# No man could test me

# Impress me My cashflow would never, ever end

# Cos I'd have all the money in the world

# If I was a wealthy gi-i-i-irl

# Think what that money could bring

# I'd buy everything

# Clean out Vivienne Westwood In my Galliano gown

# No, wouldn't just have one hood

# A Hollywood mansion if I could

# Please book me first-class to my fancy house in London town

# All the riches, baby Won't mean anything

# All the riches, baby

# Won't bring what your love can bring

# All the riches, baby Won't mean anything

# Don't need no other, baby

# Your lovin' is better than gold and I know. #

(RAPS) What? Come together all over the world

From the hoods of Japan Harajuku girls

What? It's all up What? Give it up, what?

# Shouldn't matter, shouldn't matter Shouldn't matter, shouldn't matter

(RAPS) What happened to my life turned upside down

Chicks that blow your mind, ding! It's the second round

Original track and ting mmm

You know you can't buy these things, no

See Stefani and her LAMB, I rock the fetish, people, you know who I am

# Yes, ma'am, we got the style that's wicked

# I hope you can all keep up

# We climbed all the way from the bottom to the top

# Now we ain't gettin' nothing but love

# If I was a rich girl na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na

# See, I'd have all the money in the world

# If I was a wealthy gi-i-i-irl

# No man could test me, impress me

# My cashflow would never, ever end

# Cos I'd have all the money in the world

# If I was a wealthy gi-i-i-irl

# Na-na na na na na

# Na-na na na na na... #

# When the moon is in the seventh house

# And Jupiter aligns with Mars

# Then peace will guide the planets

# And love will steer the stars

# This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius

# Age of Aquarius

# Aquarius!

# Aquarius!

# Harmony and understanding

# Sympathy and trust abounding

# No more falsehoods or derisions

# Golden living dreams of visions

# Mystic crystal revelation And the mind's true liberation

# Aquarius!

# Aquarius!

# Aquarius!

# Aquarius... #

# It's a hard-knock life for us

# Instead of treated we get tricked

# Instead of kisses we get kicked

# It's a hard-knock life

(RAPS) From standin' on the corners boppin'

To drivin' some of the hottest cars New York has ever seen

For droppin' some of the hottest verses rappers ever heard

For the dope spot with the smoke lot fleein' the murder scene

You know me well from nightmares of a lonely cell my only hell

But since when y'all know me to fail?

Uh-uh, where all my brothers with the rubber grips or shots?

And if you with me, mama, rub on ya hips and what not

I'm from the school of the hard knocks

We must not let outsiders violate our blocks

And my plot is stick up the world and split it 50/50, uh-huh

Let's take the dough and stay real jiggy, uh huh

Sip the Cris and get pissy pissy

-Flow infinitely like the memory of my homie Biggie

-Baby!

You know it's hell when I come through

The life and times of Shawn Carter y'all, volume two

-Now put your hands up

-# It's a hard-knock life for us

-Put your hands up

-# It's a hard-knock life for us

-Put your hands up

-# Instead of treated we get tricked

-Put your hands up

-# Instead of kisses we get kicked

# It's a hard-knock life. #

(RAPS) I flow for those throwed out

All my brothers locked down in a 10 by 4 controllin' the house

We livin' hard knocks we don't take over, we borrow blocks

Burn 'em down and you can have it back, daddy

I'd rather that I flow for chicks, wishin'

They didn't have to strip to pay tuition

I see your vision, Mama, I put my money on the long shots

All my ballers that's born to clock, no-one would be on top

Whether I perform or not I went from lukewarm to hot

Sleepin' off of tars and cots to king size

Bring machines to breathe fire

Let the thing between my eyes analyse life's ills

Then I put it down type real I'm tight grill with the phoney

Rappers, y'all might feel we homies

I'm like still, "Y'all don't know me, look"

I'm tight grill When my situation ain't improvin'

I'm tryin' to stop everything movin'

-Now put your hands up

-# It's a hard-knock life for us

-Put your hands up

-# It's a hard-knock life for us

-Put your hands up

-# Instead of treated we get tricked

-Put your hands up

-# Instead of kisses we get kicked

-Keep your hands up

-# It's a hard-knock life for us

-Keep your hands up

-# It's a hard-knock life for us

-Put your hands up

-# Instead of treated we get tricked

-What? Uh, yeah

-# Instead of kisses we get kicked

# It's a hard-knock life! #

(RAPS) This is Rockefeller for life This is Rockefeller for life

Yeah, this is Rockefeller for life This is Rockefeller for life

# It's a hard-knock life! #

Yeah, this is Rockefeller for life This is Rockefeller for life

From Brooklyn all the way to Top Of The Pops

Come on, it's how we do it. You heard me?

-This is Rockefeller for life

-# It's a hard-knock life! #

# Isn't it rich?

# Are we a pair?

# Me here at last on the ground

# You in mid-air

# Send in the clowns

# Isn't it bliss?

# Don't you approve?

# One who keeps tearing around

# One who can't move

# Where are the clowns?

# Send in the clowns

# Just when I stopped

# Opening doors

# Finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours

# Making my entrance again

# With my usual flair

# Sure of my lines

# No-one is there

# Don't you love farce?

# My fault I fear

# I thought that you'd want what I want

# Sorry, my dear

# Where are the clowns?

# Quick, send in the clowns

# Don't bother

# They're here

# Isn't it rich?

# Isn't it queer?

# Losing my timing this late

# In my

# Career

# Where are the clowns?

# There ought to be clowns

# Well, maybe next year

# Maybe

# Next year

# Maybe next year

# Maybe next year. #

APPLAUSE

# Start spreading the news

# I'm leaving today

# I want to be a part of it

# New York, New York

# These vagabond shoes

# Are longing to stray

# Right to the very heart of it

# New York, New York

# I want to wake up in the city that doesn't sleep

# To find I'm cream of the crop Top of the heap

# These little town blues are melting away

# I'll make a brand-new start of it

# In old New York

# If I can make it there

# I'll make it anywhere, New York

# It's up to you

# You, you

# New York

# It's up to you, oh Oooh, New York

# These little town shoes. #

APPLAUSE

# If you change your mind, I'm the first in line

# Honey, I'm still free, take a chance on me

# If you need me, let me know, and I'll be around

# If you've got no place to go, when you're feeling down

# If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown

# Honey, I'm still free, take a chance on me

# Going to do my very best and it ain't no lie

# If you put me to the test, if you let me try

# Take a chance on me

# Take a chance on me

# Oh! We can go dancing, we can go walking

# As long as we're together

# Listen to some music, maybe just talking

# Get to know you better

# Cos you know I've got so much that I want to do,

# When I dream I'm alone with you

# It's magic!

# You wanted to leave me there, afraid of a love affair

# But I think you know

# That I can't let go

# If you change your mind, I'm the first in line

# Honey I'm still free, take a chance on me

# If you need me, let me know, and I'll be around

# If you've got no place to go, when you're feeling down

# If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown

# Honey, I'm still free, take a chance on me

# Going to do my very best and it ain't no lie

# If you put me to the test, if you let me try

-# Take a chance on me

-That's all I ask of you, honey

# Take a chance on me

# Oh, you can take your time, baby, I'm in no hurry

# I know I'm going to get ya

# You don't want to hurt me, baby don't worry,

# I ain't going to let ya

# Let me tell you now, my love is strong enough

# To last when things are rough

# It's magic!

# You say that I waste my time but I can't get you off my mind

# No, I can't let go

# Cos I love you so

Hopping in! If you like what you're seeing take a chance with me, ya!

You won't be grabbed, if you're feeling horny.

Well, you've passes so you got to know this precious property.

I don't know the lads, so call me MC K.

Nobody sits, understand me clearly.

However hard he try, could he never own me.

We all fit nice and just move freely.

Special K, what he says all said carefully.

Me not sit all alone and just wait by phone.

Not call me 'cos me never, never home ya.

Machine on as we get the wrong one.

Master Mark, Master Paul, Mr Luke and John,

if we like what we see we chance a situation.

Nothing don't pay nothing, maybe see what follow on.

What a Jill may do if the right man come?

Hey reggae boat, come we just have a little fun! Go now!

# Pabbabbabba, pabbabbabbabba, ba ba

# Honey, I'm still free, take a chance on me

# Going to do my very best and it ain't no lie

# If you put me to the test, if you let me try... #

APPLAUSE

# Hello, Dolly

# How nice, Dolly

# Am I glad you're back where you belong

# You're lookin' swell, Dolly

# I can tell, Dolly

# You keep glowin'

# Crowin'

# Still goin' strong

# I feel the room swayin'

# While the band's playin'

# Old favourite tunes from way back when

# So show some snap, fellas

# Find her an empty lap

# Dolly'll never go... #

Ladies and gentlemen,

I want you to know that the All Stars and myself are very happy.

Such a wonderful audience.

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# Oh, hello, Dolly

# Hello, Dolly

# Mighty glad, mighty glad, mighty glad, mighty glad

# Ah, you're lookin' sweller

# I'm a gonna tell her

# You keep glowin'

# Oh, eh, goin' strong

# I dig this one

# Think about this one, there

# Ole band play favourite tunes from way back when

# Yeah

# Take a rap, fellas

# Show some snap, there, daddy!

# Dolly'll never go away

# Don't you ever go away

# Dolly'll never

# La la la. #

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