Alice Cooper: Brutally Live

This programme contains scenes which some viewers may find disturbing.

EERIE SOUNDS

ISOLATED WHOOPS AND WHISTLES

Well, well, well...!

What have we here?

Brave new visitors?

I am the Controller,

the only piece of technology

left in the City Of The Dead.

A lifeless, godless world,

run by the sadistic megalomaniac

Alice Cooper!

My function is to draw you in,

but there is some humanity left in me.

Go!

Go now, while you have a chance!

Before it starts.

Before it's too late.

If he catches me warning you, he'll kill me.

If I'm fortunate(!)

What have we become here on Brutal Planet?

EXPLOSIVE ROCK MUSIC BEGINS

MUSIC STOPS CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

MUSIC RESUMES

# We're spinning round on this ball of hate

# There's no parole There's no great escape

# We're sentenced here until the end of days

# And then, my brother There's a price to pay

# We're only human We were born to die

# Without the benefit of reason why

# We live for pleasure to be satisfied

# And then, my brother There's no place to hide

# Why don't you

# Come down to

# It's such a brutal planet

# It's such an ugly world

# Why don't you

# Come down to

# This world is such perfection

# It's just like paradise

# A truly grand creation

# From up here it looks so nice

# It's such a brutal planet

# It's such a living hell

# It was a holy garden

# That's right where Adam fell

# Here's where the bite was taken

# Here's where we chose to sin

# Here's where we first were naked

# This is where our death begins

# We took advice from that deceiving snake

# He said don't worry it's a piece of cake

# And sent us swimming in a burning lake

# Now we're abandoned here for heaven's sake

# Why don't you

# Come down to

# It's such a brutal planet

# It's such an ugly world

# Why don't you

# Come down to

# This world is such perfection

# It's just like paradise

# A truly grand creation

# From up here it looks so nice

# Right here, we keep the armies

# Right here, we write their names

# Right here, the money got us

# Here's a famous hall of shame

# Right here's where we starve the hungry

# Right here, we cheat the poor

# Right here, we beat the children

# This is where we pay the whores

# Why don't you

# Come down to

# It's such a brutal planet

# It's such an ugly world

# Why don't you

# Come down to

# This world is such perfection

# It's just like paradise

# A truly grand creation

# From up here it looks so nice

# Right here, we stoned the prophets

# Built idols out of mud

# Right here, we fed the lions Christian flesh and Christian blood

# Over there is where we hung him

# Upon an ugly cross

# Right here we filled the ovens

# Over there the holocaust! #

Oh!

Oh!

MUSIC STOPS CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

CYMBAL STRIKES MARK TIME

MUSIC BEGINS

# I know all your desires

# Your heart is so full of pain

# Is there something I can provide

# When you feel like life's passed you by

# I'm on your side

# Gimme this, gimme that Gimme this, gimme that

# Gimme this, gimme that Gimme this, gimme that

# Gimme this, gimme that Gimme this, gimme that

# Gimme this, gimme that Gimme this, gimme that

# Please don't ask me my name

# Does it matter I'm just here for you

# Trust me, let yourself go

# And that's all that you need to know

# I'm on your side

# Sincerely

# I'm your only friend

# Yes, I'm on your side

# Sincerely

# Don't you wish you had it all

# Don't you deserve to have it all

# Kneel down and tell me what you need

# Fame and money all for you

# I can make your every dream come true

# Gimme this, gimme that Gimme this, gimme that

# Gimme this, gimme that Gimme this, gimme that

# Gimme this, gimme that Gimme this, gimme that

# Gimme this, gimme that Gimme this, gimme that

# Tell me who's more important than you

# You're the apple of my ancient eyes

# How could the world be so cruel

# I'll make you my own special jewel

# I'm on your side

# Sincerely

# I'm the only one that cares

# I'm on your side

# Sincerely

# Don't you wish you had it all

# Don't you deserve to have it all

# Kneel down and tell me what you need

# Fame and money all for you

# I can make your every dream come true... #

There is ONE thing.

I mean, everything has a price.

I hate to repeat myself, but...

..nothing's free!

# I'm on your side

# Sincerely

# I'm the only one who cares

# I'm on your side

# Sincerely

# Don't you wish you had it all

# Don't you deserve to have it all

# Kneel down and tell me what you need

# Don't you wish you had it all

# Don't you deserve to have it all

# Don't you wish you had it all

# Kneel down and tell me what you need

# Fame and money all for you

# I can make your every dream come true!

# Gimme this, gimme that Gimme this, gimme that

# Gimme this, gimme that Gimme this, gimme that

# Gimme this, gimme that Gimme this, gimme that

# Gimme this, gimme that Gimme this, gimme that... #

GIMME THAT!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

MUSIC STARTS

# For criminal acts and violence on the stage

# For being a brat

# Refusing to act your age

# For all of the decent citizens you've enraged

# You can go to Hell

# For smoking and drinking alcohol constantly

# For making us doubt our parents' authority

# For choosing to be a living obscenity

# You can go to Hell

# You're something that never should have happened

# You even make your grandma sick

# You'd poison a blind man's dog and steal his cane

# You'd gift-wrap a leper Send him to your Aunt Jane

# You'd even force-feed a diabetic a candy cane

# And you can go to Hell... #

GUITARS STOP PERCUSSION ONLY

FULL BAND RESUMES

# You're something that never should have happened

# You even make your grandma sick

# For criminal acts and violence on the stage

# For being a brat Refusing to act your age

# For all of the decent citizens you've enraged

# You can go to Hell. #

MUSIC ENDS CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Take one in the leg

# Sick about your baby

# Take one in the side

# Sick about your girl

# Take one in the head

# Sick about your mother

# Take one in the heart

# It's the end of the world

# So blow me a kiss

# Cos I'm black

# Blow me a kiss

# Cos I'm gay

# Blow me a kiss

# Cos I'm shakin'

# Say goodnight...

# Then blow me away

# Blow me away

# Blow me away

# Tell me what you're thinkin'

# Tell me why

# Blow me a kiss

# Then blow me away

# Take one in the face

# Sick about your life

# Take one in the eye

# Sick about your soul

# Take one in the mouth

# Sick about your saviour

# Take one in the thigh

# Are you ready to go

# So blow me a kiss

# Cos I'm lonely

# Blow me a kiss

# Cos I'm afraid

# Blow me a kiss

# Cos you don't know me

# Say goodnight...

# Then blow me away

# Blow me away

# Yeah, blow me away

# Tell me what you're thinkin'

# Tell me why

# Blow me a kiss

# And blow me away

# I'm in my room

# I'm Dr Doom

# And I'm not me

# I'm someone else

# Why should you die

# Don't ask me why

# You know it, you know it

# Blow me away

# I turn the page

# I am the rage

# I'm coming from a darker place

# A much darker place

# So blow me away

# Yeah, blow me away

# Blow me away

# Tell me what you're thinkin'

# Tell me why

# Blow me a kiss

# And blow me away

# Blow me away

# Yeah, blow me away

# Tell me what you're thinkin'

# Tell me why

# Blow me a kiss

# And blow me away. #

MUSIC STOPS CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

MUSIC STARTS

# Lines form on my face and hands

# Lines form from the ups and downs

# I'm in the middle without any plans

# I'm a boy and I'm a man

# I'm eighteen

# And I don't know what I want

# I'm eighteen

# I just don't know what I want

# I'm eighteen

# I gotta get away

# I gotta get out of this place

# I'll go runnin' in outer space Yeah, yeah

# I got a baby's brain

# I got an old man's heart

# Took eighteen years to get this far

# Don't always know what I'm talkin' about

# Feels like I'm livin' in the middle of doubt

# I'm eighteen

# I get confused every day

# I'm eighteen

# I just don't know what to say

# I'm eighteen

# I gotta get away

# I gotta get outta here

# Mom and Dad got me drinkin' whiskey

# Lines form on my face and my hands

# Lines form from the ups and downs

# I'm in the middle without any plans

# I'm a boy and I'm a man

# I'm eighteen and I like it

# Yes, I like it

# Oh, I like it

# Love it

# Like it

# Love it

# Eighteen

# Eighteen

# I'm eighteen and I like it! #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

MUSIC RESTARTS

MUSIC STOPS

MUSIC RESTARTS

MUSIC STOPS

SINGLE SUSTAINED NOTE

FULL BAND FINAL OUTRO

MUSIC STOPS

SINGLE GUITAR BEGINS

# Collecting pieces of my family

# In an old pillow case

# This one has a skull

# But it don't have a face

# These look like the arms of my father so strong

# And the ring on this finger

# Means my grandmother's gone

# There's a pile full of legs

# Where my sister once played

# There's some mud made of blood

# And these teeth are decayed

# The ear of my brother

# The hand of a friend

# And I just can't

# Put them back together again

# Pick up the bones

# And set them on fire

# Follow the smoke going higher and higher

# Pick up the bones

# And wish them goodnight

# Pray them a prayer

# And turn out the light

# There are stains on the floor

# Where the kitchen once stood

# There's some ribs in the fireplace

# Mixed with the wood

# Some ghosts in the air

# Some phantoms in the wind

# A bullet in the back

# And some scars on the skin

# There were demons with guns

# Who marched through this place

# Killing everything that moved

# They're an inhuman race

# There is holes in the wall

# Bloody hair on the bricks

# And the smell of this hell

# Is making me sick

# Pick up the bones

# And set them on fire

# Follow the smoke going higher and higher

# Pick up the bones

# And wish them goodnight

# Pray 'em a prayer

# And turn out the light

# Pick up the bones

# And set them on fire

# Follow the smoke going higher and higher

# Pick up the bones

# And wish them goodnight

# Pray 'em a prayer

# And turn out the light

# Now maybe someday

# The sun's gonna shine

# Flowers will bloom

# And all will be fine

# But nothing will grow

# On this burnt, cursed ground

# Cos the breath of the death

# Is the only sound. #

EERIE SYNTH EFFECT

RAPID DRUMMING INTRO

# Well, I ain't evil

# I'm just good lookin'

# Start a little fire and, baby, start cookin'

# I'm a hungry man

# But I don't want pizza

# I'll blow down your house

# And then I'm gonna eat ya

# Bring you to a simmer

# Right on time

# Run my greasy fingers

# Up your greasy spine

# Feed my...

# Frankenstein

# Meet my libido

# He's a psycho!

# Feed my...

# Frankenstein

# Hungry for love

# And it's feeding time

# You don't want to talk

# So, baby, shut up

# And let me drink the wine

# From your fur tea cup

# Velcro candy, sticky sweet

# Make my tattoos melt in the heat

# Well, I ain't no veggie

# Like my flesh on the bone

# Alive and lickin' on your ice-cream cone

# Feed my...

# Frankenstein

# Meet my libido

# He's such a psycho

# Feed my...

# Frankenstein

# Hungry for love

# And it's feeding time

# Feed my Frankenstei-ei-ein

# Ohh-oh

# Baby, chow down

# Feed my Frankenstei-ei-ein

# Feed my...

# Frankenstein

# Meet my libido

# He's such a psycho

# Feed my...

# Frankenstein

# Hungry for love

# And it's...lunchtime

# Baby, whoa-whoa...!

# Oh, yeah

# Feed my...

# Frankenstei-ei-ein

# Whoa-whoa

# Baby, chow down

# Feed my Frankenstei-ei-ein. #

MUSIC STOPS CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Cold blue swastika tattooed on my skin

# The ice in my veins

# The staples in my chin

# I've got it carved in my forehead

# Slave To My Sin

# Too violent for the brotherhood to ever take me in

# Gonna write down my law in blood upon the street

# To the cadence of a goose-step heavy metal beat

# Gonna purify my race gonna turn up the heat

# Gonna make 'em die and make the job complete

# I am a vicious young man

# I am a wicked young man

# It's not the games that I play, movies I see

# Music I dig

# I'm just a wicked young man

# I like to run my body on heavy, heavy fuel

# I can punch through a wall

# I can kick like a mule

# I got a pocketful of bullets

# A blueprint of the school

# I'm the devil's little soldier

# The devil's little tool

# Who am I?

# I am a vicious young man

# I am a wicked young man

# It's not the games that I play

# The movies I see

# The music I dig

# I'm just a wicked young man

# I got every kind of chemical pumpin' through my head

# I read Mein Kampf daily

# Just to keep my hatred fed

# I never ever sleep I just lay in my bed

# Wishin' for the day when everyone is dead

# I am a vicious young man

# I am a wicked young man

# It's not the games that I play

# The movies I see

# The music I dig

# I'm just a wicked young man

# I am a vicious young man

# A vicious young man

# I am a wicked young man

# Not the games that I play

# Movies I see

# Music I dig

# I'm just a wicked young man. #

Remember this.

SONG ENDS CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

BASS GUITAR PLAYS

# Little Betty ate a pound of aspirin

# She got them from the shelf upon the wall

# Betty's mommy wasn't there to save her

# She didn't even hear her baby call

CRYING BABY

# Dead babies

# Can't take care of themselves

# Dead babies

# Can't take things off the shelf

# Well, we didn't love you anyway

# Lalalalala

# Goodbye

# Little Betty

# So long

# Little Betty

# Betty, so long

MUSIC FADES OUT

SOLO GUITAR BEGINS

# I was gone for fourteen days

# I might've gone for more

# Held in an intensive care ward

# I was lyin' on the floor

# I was gone for all those days

# But I was not all alone

# I made friends with lots of people

# In the danger zone

# See my lonely life unfold

# I see it every day

# See my lonely mind explode

# When I've gone away

# I think I lost some weight there

# And I'm sure I need some rest

# Sleepin' don't come very easy

# In a strait white vest

# Should like to see my little children

# She's only four years old... old

# I'd give her back all of her playthings

# Even the ones I stole

# See my lonely life unfold

# I see it every day

# See my lonely mind explode

# When I've gone insane

# I gotta get...out of here

# I gotta get...out of here

I gotta get outta here!

I gotta get outta here!

I gotta get outta here!

I gotta get outta here!

I gotta... I gotta... I gotta get out! I gotta get out!

MUSIC STOPS CHEERING

DRUM ROLL

DRUM ROLL

-EXECUTIONER:

-Now you die!

SCREAMING CHEERING

# I love the dead

# I love the dead

# I love the dead

GROANING

# I love the dead

# I love the dead

# I love the dead

# I love the dead

# I love the dead

# I love the dead. #

APPLAUSE

TOY PIANO MUSIC

ELECTRICAL FIZZING

MUSIC STARTS

# I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing

# Till they...got ahold of me

# I'd open doors for little old ladies

# I'd help the blind to see

# I got no friends cos they read the papers

# They can't be seen with me

# I'm feelin' real shot down and I

# I'm feelin' mean, saying

# No more Mister Nice Guy

# No more Mister Cle-e-e-ean

# No more Mister Nice Guy

# They say I'm sick, I'm obscene

They don't know me very well!

I'm just a sweetheart!

# Ahhhh...

# I got no friends cos they read the papers

# They can't be seen with me

# I'm feelin' real shot down

# And I'm...feelin' mean

# Singin'...

# No more Mister Nice Guy

# No more Mister Cle-e-e-ean

# No more Mister Nice Guy

# They say I'm sick, I'm obscene

# My dog bit me on the leg today

# My cat clawed my eye

# Nice guy!

# Mom's been thrown out of the social circle

# And Dad has to hide

# I went to church incognito

# When everybody rose

# The Reverend Smith He recognised me

# And punched me in the nose He said...

# No more Mister Nice Guy

# No more Mister Cle-e-e-ean

# No more Mister Nice Guy, they said

# I'm sick, I'm obsce-e-e-ene

# No more Mr Nice Guy

# No more Mr Cle-e-e-ean

# No more Mr Nice Guy

# They said I'm sick

# I'm obsce-e-e-ene...

SONG ENDS

It's hot tonight.

# It's hot tonight

# Too hot for talkin'

# Real hot tonight

# We sweat tonight

# We sweat, no sleeping

# Damn hot tonight

# Summer nights they

# Make me crazy

# Make me hazy

# Oh

# It's hot

# It's hot tonight

# I'm all on fire

# Damn hot tonight

# We burn tonight

# From my desire

# It's hot tonight

# Uh-uh

# Dogs are barkin'

# Cats are screamin'

# Streets are steamin'

# God's own heat The devil's demon, yeah

# It's hot tonight

# Too hot for talkin'

# Damn hot tonight

# We burn tonight

# We burn on fire

# Cos it's hot tonight

# Dogs are barkin'

# Cats are screamin'

# Streets are steamin'

# God's own heat The devil's demon, yeah

# It's hot

# Damn hot. #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Way back!

# Well, I'm runnin' through the world

# With a gun in my back

# Tryin' to catch a ride in a Cadillac

# Thought that I was livin' But you can't really tell

# Just tryin' to get a whiff Of that success smell

# You know I need a houseboat

# I need a plane

# I need a butler

# A trip to Spain

# I need everything

# The world owes me

# I tell that to myself

# And I agree

# I'm caught in a dream, so what?

# You don't know what I'm goin' through

# I'm right in between, so I'll

# I'll just play along with you

# Well, I'm runnin' through the world

# With a gun in my back

# Tryin' to catch a ride in a Cadillac

# Thought that I was livin' But you can't really tell

# What I thought was heaven

# Turned out to be hell, whoa, whoa

# When you see me with a smile on my face

# Don't you know I'm a mental case?

# Whoa, whoa

# Whoa, whoa

# Whoa, whoa

# I'm caught in a dream, so what?

# I don't know what I'm goin' to do

# I'm right in between, so I'll

# I'll just play along with you. #

Can you hear me out there?

CHEERING

Can you hear me up there?

CHEERING

Have you ever had one of those days?

I woke up this morning with a migraine headache.

I had a toothache.

I had an earache.

And that's all right.

I came all the way from Phoenix, Arizona,

to my second home in London, England.

CHEERING

And there's some guy in the front row

that insists on spitting on me all night.

I can deal with that.

He also is wearing a Marilyn Manson T-shirt.

BOOING

And he's wearing an Ozzy Osbourne T-shirt!

And he's wearing a KISS T-shirt.

All of my disobedient children.

And that really pisses me off.

Cos it's just the little things that drive me wild.

Just the little things.

# You can burn my house You can cut my hair

# You can make me wrestle naked With a grizzly bear

# You can poison my cat Baby, I don't care

# If you talk in the movies I'll kill you right there

# It's the little things

# It's just the little things

# It's the little things

# It's just the little things

# Oh, it's the little things

# That drive me wild

# I'm like a mad dog

# I'm on a short leash

# I'm on a tightrope

# Hanging by a thread

# I'm on some thin ice

# Don't push me too far

# Welcome to my nightmare

# No more Mr Nice Guy

# You can steal my car And drive it into the lake

# You can throw me in the oven And put it on bake

# You could throw a big brick Through my window pane

# If I ever hear you ask me How I got my name

# It's the little things

# It's just the little things

# Oh, it's the little things

# It's just the little things

# Yeah, it's the little things

# That drive me wild

# I'm like a mad dog

# I'm on a short leash

# I'm on a tightrope

# Hanging by a thread

# I'm on some thin ice

# Don't push me too far

# Welcome to my nightmare

# No more Mr Nice Guy

# I mean, I've done it all

# I been everywhere

# I've been beaten I been stabbed

# I been hung I been buried alive

# And I can live with that

# But it's the little things

# It's just the little things

# It's just the little things

# It's just the little things

# It's the little things

# That drive me wild

# I'm like a mad dog

# I'm on a short leash

# I'm on a tightrope

# Hanging by a thread

# I'm on some thin ice

# Don't push me too far

# I'm just a psycho

# Pathic, psychopathic

# I'm like a mad dog

# I'm on a short leash

# I'm on a tightrope

# Hanging by a thread

# I'm on some thin ice

# Don't push me too far

# Welcome to my nightmare

# No more Mr Nice Guy

# It's just the little things

# Ah! #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

INTRO TO "Poison"

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

# Your cruel device

# Your blood like ice

# One look could kill

# My pain, your thrill

# I wanna love you but I better not touch

# I wanna hold you but my senses tell me to stop

# I wanna kiss you but I want it too much

# I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison

# Poison

# You're poison runnin' through my veins

# You're poison

# Poison

# I don't wanna break these chains

# Poison

# Your mouth so hot

# Your web, I'm caught

# Your skin so wet

# Black lace on sweat

# I hear you callin' and it's needles and pins

# I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name

# Don't wanna touch you but you're under my skin

# I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison

# Poison

# You're poison runnin' through my veins

# You're poison

# Poison

# I don't wanna break these chains

# Poison... #

Raise your hands if you're poison!

CHEERING

# One look could kill

# My pain your thrill

# I wanna love you but I better not touch

# I wanna hold you but my senses tell me to stop

# I wanna kiss you but I want it too much

# I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison

# Poison

# You're poison runnin' through my veins

# You're poison

# Poison

# I don't wanna break these chains

# Poison

# Poison

# I wanna love you but I better not touch

# I wanna hold you but my senses tell me to stop

# I wanna kiss you but I want it too much

# I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison

# Poison

# Well, I don't wanna break these chains

# You're poison

# Poison

# Burnin' deep inside my veins

# Poison

# You're poison

# Poison

# You're poison

# Poison

# You're poison

# I love you cos you're poison

# I need a little poison

# I want a little poison. #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

You're all poison.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

# I bet ya never thought

# That it would turn out like this

# Mama's little girl

# Daddy's little princess

# Somewhere in your fairy tale

# Everything went wrong

# Now the sun don't shine

# The words don't rhyme

# You're out of time

# You've been beaten down

# Kicked around on the ground

# But you took it like a woman

# Paralysed, terrorized Brutalised

# But you took it like a woman

# Pushed too far, pulled too hard

# Deeply scarred

# I know you must have felt the pain

# But you took it like a woman

# You thought you'd found your Mr Right

# But he was really Mr Hyde

# You gave him your most precious gift

# You were his bleeding bride

# He tied you up, pulled your hair

# He slapped your innocent face

# You were black and blue

# He laughed at you

# So what'd you do?

# You've been beaten down

# Kicked around on the ground

# But you took it like a woman

# Paralysed, terrorized, brutalised

# But you took it like a woman

# Pushed too far, pulled too hard

# Deeply scarred

# I know you must have felt the pain

# But you took it like a woman

# You took it like a woman

# You took it like a woman

# You took it like a woman. #

CHEERING

# Man got his woman to take his seed

# He got the power, yeah And she got the need

# She spends her life through pleasing up her man

# She feeds me dinner or anything she can

# She cries alone at night too often

# And I smoke and drink and don't come home at all

# Only women bleed

# Only women bleed

# Only women bleed

# Only women bleed

# Now man makes your hair grey He's your life's mistake

# And all she's really looking for is just an even break

# He lies right at you

# You know you hate that game

# Slaps you once in a while

# She lives in love in pain

# She cries alone at night too often

# And I smoke and drink and don't come home at all

# Only women bleed

# Only women bleed

# Only women bleed

# Only women bleed... #

I can see you.

# ..Only women bleed

# Only women bleed

# Only women bleed. #

# Black eyes all of the time

# Don't spend a dime Clean up this grime

# And you there, down on your knees

# Begging me please Come watch me bleed

# Only women bleed

# Only women bleed

# Only women bleed

# Only women bleed

# Only women bleed

# Only women bleed

# Only women bleed

# Ah-ah-ah-ah

# Ah-ah

# Ah-ah

# Ah-ah. #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

# Yeah, you seem so civilised

# Your mama's tryin' to run your life

# Your daddy's tryin' to pick your wife, yeah

# You run around with all that hair

# Just don't like the clothes you wear

# You say "I'm gonna pack up my stuff I'm gonna run away"

# And then she said

# You drive me nervous, nervous

# And then I said

# You drive me nervous Nervous, nervous, oh

# Nervous, nervous Nervous, nervous, whoa whoa oh

# You're out of state You're thrown in jail

# You ain't got the bread to pay the bail

# Your mom and papa come up and said

# Honey, where did we fail?

# And then you scream

# You drive me nervous, nervous

# And then I scream

# You drive me nervous Nervous, nervous, oh

# Nervous, nervous Nervous, nervous, whoa whoa oh

# You drive me nervous

# N-n-n-nervous

# You drive me nervous

# Oh

# Uh. #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

You're probably asking yourself...

Who are all these handsome American men?

From The Almighty and Wayne's World, Pete Friesen!

GUITAR SOLO

From Exit 34 in New Jersey,

the nonspeaking role in Wayne's World, Greg Smith.

BASS SOLO

One of the greatest drummers in all of rock 'n' roll.

You don't have to ask me - ask him. Eric Singer!

DRUM SOLO

His life, lived through the pages of Hollywood Confidential,

can only be told now. Teddy Zigzag.

From Guns N' Roses.

From deep in the heart of Hollywood,

Glam Nation 1977, Ryan Roxie!

GUITAR SOLO

And, of course...me!

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

# The telephone is ringing

# You've got me on the run

# I'm driving in my car now

# Anticipating fun

# I'm driving right up to you, babe

# I guess that you couldn't see Yeah, yeah, yeah

# You were under my wheels, honey

# Why don't you let me be?

# Cos when you call me on the telephone

# Saying, "Take me to the show"

# And then I say honey, I just can't go

# Old lady's sick and I can't leave her home

# The telephone is ringing

# You got me on the run

# I'm driving in my car now

# I got you under my wheels

# You're under my wheels

# I got you under my wheels

# Yeah, you're under my wheels... # Let's see what I got left.

# The telephone is ringing

# You got me on the run

# I'm driving in my car

# Anticipating fun

# I'm driving right up to you, babe

# I guess that you couldn't see

# You've been under my wheels

# Why don't you let me be?

# I got you under my wheels

# I got you under my wheels

# Oh, you're under my wheels

# Well, we're gonna drive on down

# To London town

# We're gonna watch the pretty girls walk round

# They got that long brown hair

# And they just don't care

# Well, that's what they say

# If I go underground

# Yeah! #

CHEERING

INTRO TO "School's Out"

All right, up there?

# Well, we got no choice

# All you girls and boys

# Making all that noise

# Cos they found new toys

# Well, we can't salute you

# Can't find a flag

# If that don't suit ya That's a drag...

-Sing it!

-# School's out for summer... #

Oh, yeah!

# School's out for ever

# School's been blown to pieces... #

Yeah, yeah!

# No more pencils

# No more books

# No more teacher's dirty looks

# Oh, yeah!

# Well, we got no class

# And we got no principals

# We ain't got no intelligence

# We can't even think of a word that rhymes... #

Sing it, London!

# School's out for summer

# School's out for ever... #

Yeah! Oh, no, no, no!

# School's been blown to pieces... #

Oh, yeah!

# No more pencils

# No more books

# No more teacher's dirty looks

# Out for summer

# Out till fall, yeah

# We might not come back at all

# Party time!

# School's out for summer

# School's out for ever

# School's been blown to pieces

# School's out completely. #

CHEERING

Thank you!

School's out, London!

BELL RINGS, KIDS CHEER

INTRO TO "Billion Dollar Babies"

# Billion dollar baby

# Rubber little monster Baby, I adore ya

# Man or woman living couldn't love me like you, baby

# Billion dollar baby

# I got you in the dimestore No other little girl

# Could hold you, or touch you or feel you like me, baby

# We got dancing nightly

# In the attic

# While the moon is rising in the sky

# If I'm too rough, tell me

# I'm so scared

# Your little head might come off in my hand

# Billion dollar baby

# Rubber little monster Baby, I adore ya

# Man or woman living couldn't love me like you, baby

# Billion dollar baby

# Reckless like a gambler Million dollar maybe

# Foaming like a dog that's been infected by the rabies

# We go dancing nightly

# In the attic

# When the moon is rising in the sky

# If I'm too rough, tell me

# I'm so scared

# Your little head might come off in my... #

INTRO TO "Elected"

# I'm top prime cut of meat I'm your choice

# I wanna be elected

# I'm Yankee Doodle Dandy in a gold Rolls-Royce

# I wanna be elected

# The kids want a saviour They don't need no fake

# I wanna be elected

# We're all gonna rock to rules that I make

# I wanna be elected... #

Come on!

# Elected

# Elected... #

Ah, yeah!

# I never lied to you I've always been cool

# I wanna be elected

# I helped you get the vote and I told you 'bout school

# I wanna be elected, sing it!

# Elected... #

Make me believe it!

# Elected

# Respected

# Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

# I wanna be elected

# For you, and you, and you... #

And if I'm elected,

I promise the formation of a new party.

The Wild Party!

Oh, I know we have problems.

Right here in London. We got problems in Manchester.

We got problems in Birmingham.

And personally, I don't care.

Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, oh!

# Gonna win this one Take the country by storm

# I wanna be elected

# You and me together Young and strong

# I wanna be elected

# Elected

# Elected

# Respected

# Whoa, whoa, oh-oh

# I wanna be elected... #

Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States!

Thank you, London!

And welcome to Brutal Planet!

INSTRUMENTAL OUTRO