More Dangerous Songs: And the Banned Played On

This programme contains some strong language.

# I met in a club down in old Soho

# Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola

# See-oh-el-aye cola

# She walked up to me and she asked me to dance

# I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola

# El-oh-el-aye Lola

# La-la-la-la Lola

# Well I'm not the world's most physical guy

# But when she squeezed me tight She nearly broke my spine

# Oh, my Lola

# La-la-la-la Lola

# Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand

# Why she walked like a woman but talked like a man

# Oh, my Lola

# La-la-la-la Lola

# La-la-la-la Lola

# Well we drank champagne and danced all night

# Under electric candlelight

# She picked me up and sat me on her knee

# And said, "Dear boy won't you come home with me?"

# Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy

# But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Lola

# La-la-la-la Lola

# La-la-la-la Lola

# Lola

# La-la-la-la Lola

# La-la-la-la Lola

# I pushed her away

# I walked to the door

# I fell to the floor

# I got down on my knees

# Then I looked at her and she at me

# Well that's the way that I want it to stay

# And I always want it to be that way for my Lola

# La-la-la-la Lola

# Girls will be boys and boys will be girls

# It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola

# La-la-la-la Lola

# Well I left home just a week before

# And I'd never ever kissed a woman before

# But Lola smiled and took me by the hand

# And said "Dear boy I'm gonna make you a man"

# Well I'm not the world's most masculine man

# But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man

# And so is Lola

# La-la-la-la Lola

# La-la-la-la Lola

# Lola

# La-la-la-la Lola

# La-la-la-la Lola

# Lola

# La-la-la-la Lola

# La-la-la-la Lola

# Lola

# La-la-la-la Lola

# La-la-la-la Lola

# Lola

# La-la-la-la Lola

# La-la-la-la Lola

# Lola

# La-la-la-la Lola

# La-la-la-la Lola. #

# Right now

# Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...

# I am an Antichrist

# I am an anarchist

# Don't know what I want but I know how to get it

# I wanna destroy passer-by

# Cos I

# Wanna be

# Anarchy

# No dogsbody

# Anarchy for the UK

# It's coming sometime maybe

# I give a wrong time stop a traffic line

# Your future dream is a shopping scheme

# Cos I

# I wanna be

# Anarchy

# In the city

# How many ways To get what you want?

# I use the best, I use the rest

# I use the NME, I use anarchy

# Cos I

# Wanna be

# Anarchy

# It's the only way to be

# Is this the MPLA or is this the UDA?

# Or is this the IRA?

# I thought it was the UK

# Or just

# Another country

# Another council tenancy

# I wanna be

# Anarchy

# And I

# Wanna be

# Anarchy

# (Oh what a name)

# And I

# Wanna be anarchist

# I get pissed, destroy! #

# When the mist's a-rising And the rain is falling

# And the wind is blowing cold across the moor

# I hear the voice of my darlin'

# The girl I loved and lost a year ago

# Johnny, remember me

# Well it's hard to believe, I know

# But I hear her singing in the sighing of the wind

# Blowin' in the tree tops way above me

# Johnny, remember me

# Yes, I'll always remember

# Till the day I die

# I'll hear her cry

# "Johnny, remember me"

# Well, some day I guess I'll find myself another little girl

# To take the place of my true love

# But as long as I live I know

# I'll hear her singing in the sighing of the wind

# Blowin' in the tree tops way above me

# Johnny, remember me

# Yes, I'll always remember

# Till the day I die I'll hear her cry

# "Johnny, remember me". #

SCREAMING

# There's things that you guess

# And things that you know

# There's boys you can trust

# And girls that you don't

# There's little things you hide

# And little things that you show

# Sometimes you think you're gonna get it

# But you don't and that's just the way it goes

# I swear I won't tease you

# Won't tell you no lies

# I don't need no Bible

# Just look in my eyes

# I've waited so long, baby

# Now that we're friends

# Every man's got his patience

# And here's where mine ends

# I want your sex

# I want your love

# I want your sex

# I want your

# Sex

# It's playing on my mind

# It's dancing on my soul

# It's taken so much time

# So why don't you just let me go

# I'd really like to try

# Oh, I'd really love to know

# When you tell me you're gonna regret it

# Then I tell you that I love you but you still say no

# I swear I won't tease you

# Won't tell you no lies

# I don't need no Bible

# Just look in my eyes

# I've waited so long, baby

# Out in the cold

# I can't take much more, girl

# I'm losing control

# I want your sex

# I want your love

# I want your sex

# I want your

# Sex

# Sex

# It's natural

# It's chemical (let's do it)

# It's logical

# Habitual (can we do it?)

# It's sensual

# But most of all

# Sex is something we should do

# Sex is something for me and you

# Sex is natural, sex is good

# Not everybody does it But everybody should

# Sex is natural, sex is fun

# Sex is best when it's one on one

# One on one

# Ha! Sex!

# I'm not your father

# Ha! Sex!

# I'm not your brother

# Ha! Sex!

# Talk to your sister

# Ha! Sex!

# I am a lover

# Ha! Sex!

# Woo-ooo-ooo

# Ha! Sex!

# C-c-c-c-c-come on

# What's your definition of dirty, baby

# What do you consider pornography

# Don't you know I love you til it hurts me, baby

# Don't you think it's time you had sex with me

# What's your definition of dirty, baby

# What do you call pornography

# Don't you know I love you til it hurts me, baby

# Don't you think it's time you had sex with me

# Sex with me

# Sex with me

# Have sex with me

# Ha! C-c-c-come on! #

# The British police are the best in the world

# I don't believe one of these stories I've heard

# 'Bout them raiding our pubs for no reason at all

# Lining the customers up by the wall

# Picking out people and knocking them down

# Resisting arrest as they're kicked on the ground

# Searching their houses and calling them queer

# I don't believe that sort of thing happens here

# Sing if you're glad to be gay

# Sing if you're happy that way

# Hey, sing if you're glad to be gay

# Sing if you're happy that way

# Don't try to kid us that if you're discreet

# You're perfectly safe as you walk down the street

# You don't have to mince or make bitchy remarks

# To get beaten unconscious and left in the dark

# I had a friend who was gentle and short

# He was lonely one evening and went for a walk

# Queer-bashers caught him and kicked in his teeth

# He was only hospitalised for a week

# So try and sing if you're glad to be gay

# Sing if you're happy that way

# Hey, sing if you're glad to be gay

# Sing if you're happy that way

# Being a lesbian's wonderful fun

# You ain't fit to bugger a daughter or son

# There's no news in Gay News or ONE Magazine

# But they've still found excuses to call it obscene

# Read how disgusting we are in the press

# The Evening News, and the Sunday Express

# Molesters of children, corrupters of you

# It's there in the paper, it must be the truth

# Sing if you're glad to be gay

# Sing if you're happy that way

# Hey, sing if you're glad to be gay

# Sing if you're happy that way

# Sit back and watch as they close down our clubs

# Arrest us for meeting And smash up our pubs

# Make sure your boyfriend's at least 21

# And if you're a lesbian Don't be a mum

# Lie to your workmates Lie to your folks

# Put down the queens Tell anti-queer jokes

# Gay lib's ridiculous Join their laughter

# The buggers are legal now

# What more are they after?

# Sing if you're glad to be gay

# Sing if you're happy that way

# Hey, sing if you're glad to be gay

# Sing if you're happy that way

# Sing if you're glad to be gay

# Sing if you're happy that way

# Hey, sing if you're glad to be gay

# Sing if you're happy

# This way. #

# Uh-huh, make me tonight

# Tonight

# Make it right

# Uh-huh, make me tonight

# Tonight

# To-night

# Oh, uh-huh, make it magnificent

# Tonight

# Right

# Oh, your hair is beautiful

# Ah, tonight

# Atomic

# Uh-huh, make me tonight

# Tonight

# Make it right

# Uh-huh, make it magnificent

# Tonight

# To-night

# Ah, oh, your hair is beautiful

# Ah, tonight

# Atomic

# Tonight make it magnificent

# Tonight

# Make me tonight

# Your hair is beautiful

# Uh-huh, tonight

# Atomic, uh-huh

# Atomic, oh

# Uh-huh, atomic

# Uh-huh, atomic

# Uh-huh. #

# Time with my girl, I spent it well

# I had to be strong for my woman

# You must be joking, oh, man, you must be joking

# She needed to be protected

# The good life was so elusive

# Hand-outs, they got me down

# I had to regain my self-respect

# So I got into camouflage

# The girls, they love to see you shoot

# I love a man in a uniform

# I love a man in a uniform

# I love a man in a uniform

# I love a man in a uniform

# To have ambition was my ambition

# But I had nothing to show for my dreams

# Time with my girl, I spent it well

# You must be joking, oh, man, you must be joking

# The good life was so elusive

# Hand-outs, they got me down

# I had to regain my confidence

# So, I got into camouflage

# The girls They love to see you shoot

# I love a man in a uniform

# I love a man in a uniform

# I love a man in a uniform

# I love a man in a uniform

-# I need an order

-Shoot, shoot

-# I need an order

-Shoot, shoot

-# I need an order

-Shoot, shoot

# Shoot, shoot

# I need an order

# To have ambition

# Was my ambition

# Time with my girl, I spent it well

# You must be joking, oh, man, you must be joking

# The girls, they love to see you shoot

# The girls, they love to see you shoot

# I love a man in a uniform

# I love a man in a uniform

# I love a man in a uniform

# The girls, they love to see you shoot

# I love a man in a uniform

# The girls, they love to see you shoot

# I love a man in a uniform

# The girls, they love to see you shoot. #

# And though pink elephants I'd see

# Though I'd be drunk as I could be

# Still I would sing my song to me

# About the time they called me Jacky

# If I could be for only an hour

# If I could be for an hour every day

# If I could be for just one little hour

# Cute, cute in a stupid ass way

# And if one day I should become

# A singer with a Spanish bum

# Who sings for women of great virtue

# I'd sing to them with a guitar

# I borrowed from a coffee bar

# Well, what you don't know doesn't hurt you

# My name would be Antonio

# And all my bridges I would burn

# And when I'd give them something they know

# I'd expect something in return

# I'd have to get drunk every night

# And talk about virility

# With some old grandmother

# That might be decked out like a Christmas tree

# And though pink elephants I'd see

# I'd be drunk as I could be

# And sing that song they sing to me

# About the time they called me Jacky

# If I could be for only an hour

# If I could be for an hour every day

# If I could be for just one little hour

# Cute in a stupid ass way

# And if I joined the social whirl

# Became procurer of young girls

# Then I would have my own bordellos

# My records would be number one

# And I'd sell records by the tonne

# All sung by many other fellows

# My name would then be handsome Jack

# And I'd sell boats of opium

# Whisky that came from Twickenham

# Authentic queens

# And phony virgins

# I'd have a bank on every finger

# And a finger in every country

# And every country ruled by me

# I'd still know where I'd want to be

# Locked up inside my opium den

# Surrounded by some Chinamen

# I'd sing the song that I sang then

# About the time they called me Jacky

# If I could be for only an hour

# If I could be for an hour every day

# If I could be for just one little hour

# Cute in a stupid ass way

# Now, tell me, wouldn't it be nice

# That if one day in paradise

# I'd sing for all the ladies up there

# And they would sing along with me

# We'd be so happy there to be

# Cos down below is really nowhere

# My name would then be Jupiter

# And I wouldn't know where I was going

# I'd become all knowing My beard so very long and flowing

# If I could play deaf, dumb and blind

# Because I pitied all mankind

# And broke my heart to make things right

# I know that every single night

# When my angelic work was through

# The angels and the Devil, too

# Would sing my childhood song to me

# About the time they called me Jacky

# If I could be for only an hour

# If I could be for an hour every day

# Oh, God, if I could be for just one little hour

# Cute in a stupid ass way. #

# Now, when it comes to a question Of sin

# As Professor Jones would say:

# Well, it all depends on What you mean by sin today

# You can be born in it Live in it and die in it

# And you can pay for it Give in it and lie for it

# You can see the devil in it

# As for me

# I revel in it

# Who's got a match worth striking?

# Don't say it all depends

# Who wants to help me Burn my candle at both ends?

# Who's got a light he's hiding Under a bushel, friends?

# Who wants to help me Burn my candle, at both ends?

# Admittedly, it may not Last the night

# But while it burns What a wonderful light!

# Who'd like to play with fire As Satan recommends?

# Who wants to help me Burn my candle at both ends?

# Who doesn't mind the reaper After he's sewn wild oats?

# Who wants to take a chance And help me burn my boats?

# Who's not a look-then-leaper?

# Won't heed a warning note?

# Who wants to take a chance And help me burn my boats?

# It's possible The pace my prove too hot

# But then again It could happen it's not

# Who'd like to get in deeper

# Not caring if he floats?

# Who wants to take a chance And help me burn my boats?

# There's S for Scotch that's so direct

# And for straight And simple sex

# I for invitation to

# A close relationship with you

# N for nothing bad nor less

# S-I-N, that's sin, I guess

# Who's got a good ignition

# Waiting for dividends?

# Who wants to help me Burn my candle at both ends

# Who's really in condition?

# Won't mind how much he spends?

# Who wants to help me Burn my candle at both ends?

# It may not last But it's all in the game, my friends

# And while it burns What a fabulous flame!

# Who has an inhibition?

# Weaker than he pretends?

# Who has an urge to turn the handle?

# Open my door and spurn the scandal?

# Who wants to help me burn my candle

# At both ends? #

# Everybody move to Prove the groove

# Everybody move to prove the groove

# Everybody move to Prove the groove

# Everybody move to prove the groove

# Everybody move to Prove the groove

# Everybody move to prove the groove

# Everybody move to Prove the groove

# Everybody move to prove the groove

# Have you heard it on the news?

# About this fascist groove thang

# Evil men with racist views

# Spreading all across the land

# Don't just sit there on your ass

# Unlock that funky chain dance

# Brothers, sisters shoot your best

# We don't need this Fascist groove thang

# Brothers, sisters, we don't need That fascist groove thang

# Brothers, sisters, we don't need That fascist groove thang

# History will repeat itself

# Crisis point, we're near the hour

# Counterforce will do no good

# Hot you ass I feel your power

# Hitler proved that funky stuff

-# Is not for you and me girl

-No, no, no

# Europe's an unhappy land

# They've had their Fascist groove thang

# Brothers, sisters, we don't need That fascist groove thang

# Brothers, sisters, we don't need That fascist groove thang

# Brothers, sisters, we don't need That fascist groove thang

# Brothers, sisters, we don't need That fascist groove thang

# Democrats are out of power

# Across that great wide ocean

# And Reagan's president elect

# Fascist god in motion

# Generals tell him what to do

# Stop your good time dancing

# Train their guns on me and you

# Fascist thang advancing

# Sisters, brothers lend a hand

# Increase our population

# Just grab that groove thang By the throat

# And throw it in the ocean

# You're real tonight You move my soul

# Let's cruise out of the dance war

# Come out your house And dance your dance

# Shake that fascist groove thang Shake it

# Brothers, sisters, we don't need That fascist groove thang

# Brothers, sisters, we don't need That fascist groove thang

# Brothers, sisters, we don't need That fascist groove thang

# Don't need it No, no, no

# Brothers, sisters, we don't need That fascist groove thang

# Don't need it No

# Brothers, sisters, we don't need That fascist groove thang

# Brothers, sisters, we don't need

# That fascist groove thang

# Brothers, sisters, we don't need That fascist groove thang

# Don't need it No, no

# Brothers, sisters, we don't need That fascist groove thang. #

-JANE BIRKIN (SPOKEN):

-Je t'aime. Je t'aime.

Oui, je t'aime.

-SERGE GAINSBOURG (SPOKEN):

-Moi non plus

Oh, mon amour.

Comme la vague irresolue.

# Je vais, je vais et je viens

# Entre tes reins

# Je vais et je viens

# Entre tes reins Et je me retiens. #

Je t'aime. Je t'aime

Oh, oui, je t'aime.

Moi non plus.

Oh, mon amour.

Tu es la vague, moi, l'ile nue.

# Tu vas Tu vas et tu viens

# Entre mes reins

# Tu vas tu vas et tu viens Entre mes reins

# Et je te rejoins. #

Je t'aime. Je t'aime. Oh, oui, je t'aime.

Moi non plus.

Oh, mon amour.

La vague irresolue.

# Je vais Je vais et je viens

# Entre tes reins

# Je vais et je viens Entre tes reins

# Et je me retiens. #

SHE MOANS SOFTLY

MID-TEMPO HOUSE BEAT

TEMPO BEGINS TO SLOW GRADUALLY

FEMALE VOICE MOANS

MOANING CONTINUES

TEMPO CONTINUES TO SLOW

MOANING INTENSIFIES

MOANING INTENSIFIES

One, two, three!

# I'm Spasticus, Spasticus

# Spasticus Autisticus

# Spasticus, Spasticus

# Spasticus Autisticus

# Spasticus, Spasticus

# Spasticus Autisticus

# Wibble when I piddle

# Cos my middle is a riddle

# Spasticus, I'm Spasticus

# I'm Spasticus Autisticus

# Spasticus, Spasticus

# Spasticus Autisticus

# I'm Spasticus, Spasticus

# Spasticus Autisticus

# Dribble when I quibble

# And I nibble when I scribble

# Hello to you out there in normal land

# You may not comprehend my tale or understand

# As I go past your window, give me lucky looks

# You can read my body but you'll never read my books

# Spasticus, Spasticus

# Spasticus Autisticus

# I'm Spasticus, Spasticus

# Spasticus Autisticus

# I'm Spasticus, Spasticus

# Spasticus Autisticus

# Knobbled on the cobbles

# Cos I hobble when I wobble

# Swim!

# Get up, get up, get up, get down

# Fall over, ow!

# Ticky-down, ticky-down, ticky-down d-down... #

HE MIMICS GUITAR RIFF

HE BLABBERS

HE SCATS

# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! #

HE HOOTS

# So place your hard-earned peanuts in my tin

# And thank the Creator you're not in the state I'm in

# So long have I been languished on the shelf

# I must give all proceedings to myself

# I'm Spasticus, Spasticus

# Spasticus Autisticus

# Spasticus, Spasticus

# Spasticus Autisticus

# Spasticus, Spasticus

# Spasticus Autisticus

# 54 appliances in leather and elastic

# 100,000 thank yous from 27...

# Spastics! Spasticus

# Spasticus Autisticus

# Spasticus, Spasticus

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# Spasticus Autisticus

# Spasticus, Spasticus

# Spasticus Autisticus

# I-I-I-I-I-I'm

# Spasticus

# I'm Spasticus!

# I-I-I-I-I-I'm

# Spasticus

# I-I-I-I-I-I'm Spasticus!

# I'm Spasticus, Spasticus

# Spasticus, Spasticus

# Spasticus, Spasticus

# Spasticus, Spasticus

# Spasticus, Spasticus

# Spasticus, Spasticus

# Spasticus, Spasticus

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# Spasticus, Spasticus

# Spasticus, Spasticus

# Icus, Icus, Icus, Icus... #

# I'm Spasticus, Spasticus

# Spasticus Autisticus

# Spasticus, Spasticus

# Spasticus Autisticus

# Spasticus, Spasticus

# Spasticus Autisticus

# Spasticus, Spasticus

# Spasticus Autisticus

# Spasticus! #

CHEERING

# When you were here before

# Couldn't look you in the eye

# You're just like an angel

# Your skin makes me cry

# Float like a feather

# In a beautiful world

# I wish I was special

# You're so fucking special

# But I'm a creep

# I'm a weirdo

# What the hell am I doing here?

# When I don't belong here

# I don't care if it hurts

# I wanna have control

# I wanna perfect body

# I wanna perfect soul

# I want you to notice

# When I'm not around

# You're so fucking special

# I wish I was special

# But I'm a creep

# I'm a weirdo

# What the hell am I doing here?

# When I don't belong here

# Oh, oh

# She's running out

# Again

# She's running out

# She run, run

# Run, run

# Run

# Whatever makes you happy

# Whatever you want

# You're so fucking special

# I wish I was special

-AUDIENCE:

-# But I'm a creep

# I'm a weirdo

# What the hell am I doing here?

# When I don't belong here

# I don't belong here. #

CHEERING

# I'm wishing away

# Every day, every day that we're apart

# What can I say?

# When I know I should be living every second like it's my last

# What we have is amazing, babe

# But it comes and goes like an aeroplane

# I'm done with small doses

# Dipping my toes in

# I'm about to dive from the White Cliffs of Dover

# Sometimes I wish I was Jesus

# I'd get my Airmax on and run across the sea for you

# Some nights I just need to see you

# And cuddle in your arms, your arms

# I got a little bit of your love

# But a little bit is not enough, not enough, no

# Sometimes I wish I was Jesus

# I'd get my Airmax on, max on

# I'm coming your way

# I don't care what I'd have to exchange for you

# If I knock on your door

# You won't have time to open it before I make love to you

# Yes, it's all about quality, true

# But I need bigger quantity too

# Done with small doses

# Dipping my toes in

# I'm about to run, run, run across the ocean

# Sometimes I wish I was Jesus

# I'd get my Airmax on and run across the sea for you

# Some nights I just need to see you

# And cuddle in your arms, your arms

# I got a little bit of your love

# But a little bit is not enough, not enough, no

# Sometimes I wish I was Jesus

# I'd get my Airmax on, max on

# I'm hoping for a miracle

# I really need to see my fella

# A little boat with a telescope

# Or maybe I can get there

# If I get my Airmax on, max on

# Tie my laces up tight, maximum

# I'm gon' get my Airmax on, max on

# And run across the sea for you

# Sometimes I wish I was Jesus

# I'd get my Airmax on

# And run across the sea for you

# Some nights I just need to see you

# Cuddle in your arms

# Sometimes I wish I was Jesus

# I'd get my Airmax on and run across the sea for you

# Some nights I just need to see you

# And cuddle in your arms, your arms

# I got a little bit of your love

# But a little bit is not enough, not enough, no

# Sometimes I wish I was Jesus

# I'd get my Airmax on, max on

# I'd get my Airmax on. #

MANIACAL LAUGHTER

# The Ripper, Jack the Ripper

# The Ripper, Jack the Ripper

# There's a man walks the streets of London late at night

# The Ripper, Jack the Ripper

# With a little black bag that's oh so tight

# The Ripper, Jack the Ripper

# He's got a big black cloak hanging down his back

-# The Ripper, Jack the Ripper

-Ha-ha!

# That's one big cat I'd just hate to fight! #

-GIRLS SCREAM

-# The Ripper, Jack the Ripper

# Well, he walks down the street

# Every girl I meet

# Says, your name Mary? #

HE SCREAMS

-# The Ripper, Jack the Ripper

-Ha-ha!

-# Yeah, yeah!

-The Ripper, Jack the Ripper

# With the streets of London kinda never safe

-# The Ripper, Jack the Ripper

-Yeah!

# Whenever Jack the Ripper ever shows his face

-# The Ripper, Jack the Ripper

-Ha-ha-ha!

# So, you pretty little girlies better watch your step

# The Ripper, Jack the Ripper

# Yeah!

# And don't...! # THEY SCREAM

# ..late at night

# The Ripper, Jack the Ripper

# Yeah!

# When he walks down the street, every girl he meets

# Says, your name Mary? #

HE SCREAMS