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-Oh! Well, well!

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-How are you all?

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-And a happy Christmas

-to every one of you.

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-Ho, ho, ho! Welcome as we follow

-the star to Cwmderi...

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-..and look back at their

-Christmases over the years.

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-There were Satanic periods when

-they didn't celebrate Christmas!

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-In the early years, the series

-was only shown periodically...

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-..so there wasn't a specific

-episode shown at Christmas.

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-Which one would you like

-to sing first, Mr Thomas?

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-'I remember being at a party

-in Brynawelon.

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-'I was playing the piano.

-I don't remember the carol.'

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-I remember feeling very emotional.

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-# Behold, we had the Messiah... #

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-Jacob Ellis was so out of tune.

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-It's difficult listening to him

-at the best of times!

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-# Friend and redeemer

-of humankind. #

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-How is everyone?

-It's a lovely morning.

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-Magi Post wasn't top of people's

-Christmas card list.

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-Maybe that's why she was so angry

-with Clem the postman.

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-The mail has never been this late.

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-I don't want to come back here

-after my round at tea time.

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-It was a complete pleasure

-to work with the people...

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-..who were in the first series.

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-Well, look who's here.

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-What's this, Mrs Mathias?

-Your annual visit? Nice to see you.

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-'People like Rachel Hywel Thomas.'

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-What did you say?

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-Wishing you a merry Christmas.

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-Wishing you a merry Christmas.

-

-Merry? And a Happy New Year too.

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-Are you alright, Bella?

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-'Harriet Lewis. Those were

-two special characters.'

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-They clashed.

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-Your Auntie Gert had no clue

-about money.

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-No idea how to run a business.

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-No, poor thing.

-That's why I'm so poor!

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-'They'd both clash regularly.'

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-It was always a good story.

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-Did you hear what that woman said?

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-The Christmas spirit

-alive and well.

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-Doesn't matter what I eat,

-I weigh the same all year.

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-Yes, a fat man.

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-The first Christmas I remember

-is eating the dinner.

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-Reg, Megan, Clem,

-Gareth Wyn and Rhian.

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-You've had enough.

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-Leave her alone.

-She's a growing girl.

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-Her backside will grow

-if she eats any more.

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-'And then that Christmas

-when Reg had his heart attack.'

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-Ah!

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-Megan!

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-Megan.

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-'I was very fond of Huw.

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-'We were close friends. It was

-a pleasure working with him.'

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-Gareth!

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-'We were very close.'

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-Hello. Llys Helyg.

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-Barry.

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-'Maybe the story I remember most

-is one of the darkest...'

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-..Pobol y Cwm Christmas storylines.

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-Hello, Barry.

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-Just phoning to wish you and Stan

-a Merry Christmas.

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-Merry Christmas to you too, love.

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-I remember watching

-Doreen and Stan...

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-..receiving a phone call from

-their son, a bad boy of course...

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-..who had been jailed

-for a series of rapes.

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-Hey!

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-He was experiencing a difficult

-time in jail...

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-..and his mother Doreen

-was unaware of this.

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-It was a huge shock for me,

-like many other viewers...

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-..that Barry John would

-unexpectedly commit suicide.

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-I've never watched that episode.

-I couldn't put myself through it.

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-I remember bumping into Wil Sir

-Fon, the director and editor...

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-..about four months later

-in a bar in Cardiff...

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-..and he went like this.

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-With so much going on in Y Deri

-every week...

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-..it would be odd if they didn't

-go there at Christmas too.

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-There was something in Y Deri

-every Christmas.

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-I've come for lunch.

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-I've come for lunch.

-

-We can't have two Santas!

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-Go home and get changed.

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-Go home and get changed.

-

-I want my dinner first, Pierce.

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-You tell him, Denzil.

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-Dressing up and there was a lot

-of food there.

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-Look at the turkey.

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-I just want this oven to work!

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-Who do you think I am?

-Santa Claus?

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-But there was no turkey

-for Brynawelon.

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-I've got some bad news.

-It's the turkey.

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-We've had a small accident

-in the kitchen.

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-I'm afraid there won't be

-any turkey tomorrow.

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-No turkey?

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-No turkey?

-

-We'll have goose.

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-You could put anything in front

-of the Joneses.

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-We were round the table,

-eating turkey, crackers.

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-Genius!

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-Then sleep on the settee.

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-Then sleep on the settee.

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-Making noises.

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-MARK BURPS

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-Pig!

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-Better out than in.

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-Better out than in.

-

-Like the bishop said to the...

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-You've upset yourself.

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-You've upset yourself.

-

-No, you've upset me!

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-There was no guarantee of festive

-fun in Y Deri every Christmas.

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-I remember when Anita had overheard

-Dwayne talking about Eira.

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-If Mam had listened to me

-in the first place...

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-..we wouldn't have

-had to go through this hell.

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-How come?

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-She would have had an abortion.

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-What did you say?

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-What did you say?

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-Suddenly, she explodes.

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-What did you say?!

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-Leave him!

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-Leave him!

-

-You probably agree with him.

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-'And she wants to get rid of

-everyone from Y Deri.'

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-I want you out now!

-And you as well.

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-Do you hear me? Get out!

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-'I remember the passion.

-I close the door and sink.'

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-Out, now!

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-Don't do this to me.

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-It's your moment. When you read

-the script you go, "Yes!"

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-Turmoil was never far away

-with Anita often central to it.

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-But she wasn't the only one.

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-She was the one you wanted

-all those years.

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-Move, Macs.

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-Move, Macs.

-

-Watch that step!

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-Oh. Too late!

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-Isn't Pobol y Cwm jolly

-at Christmas!

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-Have I just walked into

-the Twilight Zone?

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-You've just told me

-you've killed Macs.

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-Do you remember the fuss

-with the three sisters?

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-It was the first time

-all three of us got together.

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-There's nothing better than

-a family scrap at Christmas.

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-You won't miss anything if you read

-the bullet points on the screen.

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-Seconds away. Round one.

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-It was supposed to be respectable

-because Eileen was with John.

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-I think we'd gone to reconcile...

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-..because we hadn't seen each other

-for so long.

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-This was supposed to be a

-conciliatory Christmas dinner.

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-It was total chaos.

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-It just flowed from one person

-to the next.

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-It was a lot of fun.

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-I called you an old slag.

-I apologize for that.

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-Thank you very much.

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-A bit late for that.

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-The Joneses' family tree

-wasn't all tinsel either.

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-Be straight with me.

-What the heck are you doing here?

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-I've got every right to be here.

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-Do you now? To put flowers

-on my girlfriend's grave?

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-Why not?

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-Dyff was seeing Sharon.

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-Behind my back, of course.

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-All the time Mam thought something

-was going on, I said she was mad.

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-'I found out and then caught

-Dyff by Sharon's grave.'

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-I put two and two together.

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-The truth always comes out

-in the end. Swine.

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-'How long had you been seeing her?

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-'Since she came to live

-in the house.'

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-Oh, yes!

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-There was a bit of jumping in and

-out of beds. Swapping as it were!

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-See what I want?

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-See what I want?

-

-Do I hear wedding bells?

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-Ding dong! Upstaging Christmas

-by announcing an engagement...

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-..happens fairly often.

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-Of course I'll marry you!

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-We're going to get married

-in January on your birthday.

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-I don't know what to say.

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-I can't wait to be

-Mrs Michael Pierce again.

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-This certainly is

-a merry Christmas.

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-Plenty of time to celebrate

-and regret.

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-But if you want to make sure

-the corks are popping...

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-..here are five things

-you shouldn't do.

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-Number five. Don't start a

-relationship with a family member.

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-Ffion. She's your cousin.

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-Number four. Try not to eat

-with your family.

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-If you want more, go get them.

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-If you want more, go get them.

-

-Shut up or you'll get a punch.

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-Number three. If you're caught

-with another woman, don't wear...

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-..specs on a string.

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-Get out of my house

-and take her with you!

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-So wrong!

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-Number two. Almost as embarrassing

-as the specs...

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-..don't get caught

-in a red Ford Escort.

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-Number one. Children...

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-Number one. Children...

-

-Watch out!

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-..don't let your parents

-play with matches.

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-Bethan!

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-Knocking on windows like a banshee

-and joking the house is on fire...

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-..is unforgiveable. Stop it!

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-But if Christmas gets too much...

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-..let's follow the elderly

-to the sun.

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-We should have done this years ago.

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-There's plenty of time, Margaret,

-and the best is yet to come.

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-If you have one foot in the grave,

-get fantastic deals in the winter.

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-I got married once.

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-I got married once.

-

-So did I.

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-You've been married once?

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-You've been married once?

-

-Once on Christmas Day.

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-I've been married three times.

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-I've been married three times.

-

-I was going to say, "Is that all?"

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-Gwyneth married Yvonne on Christmas

-Day. That was a nice day.

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-I'm pleased to announce that

-Gwyneth and Yvonne are now married.

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-Congratulations.

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-That's a wedding dress

-out of Star Trek!

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-I thought they were ears,

-not shoulders!

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-Still no sign of Ffion

-or Nesta, then?

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-It's traditional for the bride

-to be late.

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-And the bridesmaid?

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-'When Hywel got married

-on Christmas Day...'

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-..it was predictably a disaster.

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-He'd been carrying on

-with Ffion's cousin?

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-Cousin at the time

-but a half-sister now.

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-Yes, Nesta.

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-If Hywel was treating you

-so badly...

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-..why didn't you refuse to be

-a bridesmaid?

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-Things were complicated.

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-Ffion found out Nesta and Hywel

-had been seeing each other.

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-She kept it a secret,

-she didn't tell anyone.

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-I want a word with your husband.

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-Don't you go anywhere near him.

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-You're not going to spoil

-my wedding.

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-Why would I do that?

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-This doesn't look good.

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-You tried your best

-when you slept with him.

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-Bingo!

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-Ffion tells her she knows

-they've been sleeping together...

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-..but Hywel chose her

-because he married her.

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-Later, Nesta follows Ffion

-and tells her...

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-..maybe he married you

-but I'm carrying his baby.

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-I'm expecting Hywel's baby.

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-Ffion can't have children and

-that's what she'd love to have.

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-That was the biggest knife Nesta

-could have stabbed Ffion with.

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-Ffion turns around and slaps her.

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-That took the shine off the tinsel!

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-Just to make things clear,

-I'm going to keep it.

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-Hywel's spoiled so many Christmases

-for women over the years...

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-And hoping for many more

-Christmases to come!

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-Horrible Christmases

-for other women!

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-He could be an ambassador

-for Relate.

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-He isn't the only villain who's

-been in the valley over the years.

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-How much time have we got?

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-Merry Christmas.

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-What right have you got to say

-anything about my baby?

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-Before you go and warm the mince

-pies, here's a quick question.

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-Who kidnapped Karen over Christmas

-in 2000?

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-You'll get the answer

-after the break.

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-.

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-Subtitles

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-Subtitles

-

-Subtitles

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-Who was the villain who kidnapped

-Karen over Christmas?

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-The answer is - Dr Geraint.

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-Merry Christmas.

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-It wasn't the happiest Christmas,

-I imagine.

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-He prepares the most sinister

-Christmas dinner.

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-She found the mobile phone.

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-But unfortunately he came in

-and saw her trying to escape.

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-What are you doing?

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-At one time we've all made

-the same mistake as Dr Geraint...

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-..when he was talking to Karen.

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-Geraint, please don't.

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-Geraint, please don't.

-

-What are you doing?!

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-There he was,

-spitting his hatred...

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-You're impossible to trust!

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-..while still wearing

-his paper hat.

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-Epic fail.

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-Shall we start?

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-There's room for tears

-and laughs in Cwmderi.

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-Sometimes you need more

-than a paper crown.

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-Christmas was a time for the cast

-to dress up.

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-Cilla and I dressed up

-as Batman and Robin.

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-They're going to laugh at me

-in this.

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-I dressed up as Oliver Hardy.

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-I looked a bit suspect but we had

-a chance at Christmas to have fun.

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-Look, there's a doctor

-and a nurse here.

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-Hello, hello, hello!

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-Hello, hello, hello!

-

-Did you get that uniform from Owen?

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-I've got him tied up

-naked upstairs.

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-We used to have a lot of parties

-in the pub.

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-Fancy dress was a big thing.

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-That's how I was all the time!

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-Fancy dress every day.

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-Every day was Christmas Day!

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-Well, how are you, constable?

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-Cassie, how are things?

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-Good. You?

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-I remember me and Iola

-had dressed up like...

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-..Bill and Ben the Flowerpot Men.

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-We were like this with these pots.

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-I remember Iola complaining.

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-Where was I?

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-Where was I?

-

-Talking nonsense, as usual.

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-But from Mrs McGurk's pots

-to some surprises under the tree.

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-Oh!

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-I was glad that Jack had been

-the classic panicky husband...

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-..shopping at the last minute

-on Christmas Eve with that gift.

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-A bit of underwear for Sab.

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-Keeping the tradition alive.

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-You're serious about

-that early night.

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-Why not?

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-Hey, this is good stuff.

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-Just the thing to mask

-the smell of sheep.

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-'We were happy at one time

-before Sioned was born.

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-'He bought me a gift.'

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-Quite a sexy one.

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-What's this, Denz?

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-I thought you'd like something new

-ready to go to hospital.

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-I can't wear this in hospital!

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-That's for when you come home.

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-'You loved it.'

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-Yes. I've still got it.

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-Yes. I've still got it.

-

-I thought so.

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-It's a bit tight now!

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-Oh, David!

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-Hallelujah for Mr Tushingham

-and Magi Post.

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-Oh, dear me.

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-These slippers are beautiful.

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-The original Brangelina. Tushipost!

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-Fair play, David,

-you think of everything.

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-"Sultan's Delight from Istanbul.

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-"Guaranteed to raise the libido."

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-What's that?

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-What's that?

-

-Do you like it?

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-It stinks like camel dung.

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-How do you know what

-that smells like?

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-I've been to Istanbul.

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-Are there camels in Istanbul?

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-The episode of Teg in Turkey

-seems to be missing.

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-But we've had other foreign trips

-over Christmas.

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-Uno momento.

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-Ah! Feliz Navidad.

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-Mr Tushingham and Magi Post,

-they were so, so sweet together.

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-It's been one of the best

-relationships on Pobol y Cwm.

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-One of the sweetest things is

-they call each other "chi".

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-Merry Christmas to you, David.

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-I hope we have plenty of them.

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-People used to do that.

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-Even when they were young,

-they'd call each other "chi".

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-"Do you fancy some hanky-panky?"

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-Nice, isn't it?

-I might start using it.

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-We got to go on a trip

-to Tenerife.

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-Mrs Mac had opened a bar

-and I went over.

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-At the time, I was having

-a bit of a ding-dong...

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-..with a character called Huw.

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-I think I love Huw.

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-Think?

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-I've made the biggest mistake

-of my life.

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-'Huw came over as well -

-Dyfan Roberts...

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-'..and we had an excellent

-two weeks in Tenerife.

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-'A lot of fun on screen

-and off screen.'

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-You weren't man enough. No wonder

-she was looking for something else.

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-Oh, it's getting like

-Sodom and Gomorrah.

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-The virgin birth has left its mark.

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-Mind you, this shot looks like

-she's given birth to a biro.

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-An unexpected pregnancy is always

-a good cliffhanger for soap operas.

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-They're always big secrets.

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-I'm just going to check

-that Wil's alright.

0:19:010:19:04

-So, Sheryl, why did you leave

-the box on the bin?

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-You put the box in an envelope,

-the envelope in a bag...

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-..the bag in a bigger bag,

-the bigger bag in a jiffy bag...

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-..and put that under

-the potato shavings.

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-What's wrong?

0:19:200:19:21

-What's wrong?

-

-I've lost our baby, Owen.

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-Oh, no!

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-'Ffion told Owen that

-she'd lost the baby...

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-'..so Britt agreed to be

-a surrogate mother.

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-'Some villagers weren't happy

-when they heard Britt was...

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-'..doing this,

-especially Auntie Marian.'

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-We haven't done anything wrong.

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-We haven't done anything wrong.

-

-Nothing wrong?! It's immoral!

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-Calm down.

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-Calm down? You can't compare

-the virgin birth with this filth?

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-'To crown all that,

-Owen hung himself...'

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-..because he was killing

-prostitutes...

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-..and that sort of thing.

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-That was the story of Owen,

-Ffion, Britt and the baby.

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-You're pulling my leg!

0:20:050:20:07

-On my life, Jean.

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-It's almost impossible to celebrate

-Christmas without a stiff drink...

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-..and a trip to hospital wouldn't

-come between Mrs Mac and her gin.

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-Open it and pull them out.

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-'Glan managed to get Mrs Mac

-to stop drinking.

0:20:200:20:23

-'She had the baby...'

0:20:230:20:25

-..and then Cassie brought her

-a bottle of Lucozade.

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-I'll take a mouthful of yours.

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-'But it wasn't Lucozade.'

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-That's straight gin, Jean!

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-That's straight gin, Jean!

-

-Sh, or everyone will want one.

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-Christmas is the perfect time

-to reveal a secret.

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-'One I remember is Glan

-telling Mrs McGurk...'

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-..his condition had deteriorated.

0:20:480:20:50

-It wasn't good news.

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-And it's getting worse?

0:20:540:20:56

-The tumour has grown.

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-'One of Mrs McGurk's ticks

-was to fold her arms...'

0:21:000:21:03

-..and this... (SNIFFS).

-That was one of her things.

0:21:030:21:07

-In this scene, I counted 19 sniffs.

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-Fair play, her husband was dying.

0:21:120:21:15

-Before you turn around, there's

-another tragedy on the horizon.

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-I've found a lump in my breast.

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-Hywel and Gwyneth didn't have

-a happy Christmas, did they?

0:21:240:21:27

-No.

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-This morning, in the shower.

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-'The moment Gwyneth said that,

-I remember feeling...'

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-..this is a very big thing

-to have to say to anyone.

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-And because her character

-was quite isolated...

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-..it was significant to

-say it to you.

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-She had to talk to someone.

0:21:450:21:47

-Listen, most of these lumps

-aren't bad, you know?

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-It's different for me.

0:21:510:21:53

-How?

0:21:540:21:55

-How?

-

-Mam died of breast cancer at 33.

0:21:550:21:58

-Hywel hasn't had a happy Christmas

-but that story was intense.

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-Thanks, Hywel. Before we say

-goodbye, here are five...

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-..ways to make sure

-you have a merry Christmas.

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-Number five.

-Keep the wife happy.

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-That was your wife, Hywel!

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-Number four. Christmas is a time

-to look like a twonk.

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-A paper crown is compulsory.

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-Number three. Some people

-will look even sillier than you.

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-Support your local panto.

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-Number Two.

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-Leave the carols

-to Auntie Marian.

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-There's nothing better than

-karaoke.

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-# And God, I know, I'm one... #

0:22:420:22:45

-And number one.

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-And number one.

-

-Merry Christmas!

0:22:470:22:49

-Remember to leave a sherry

-and mince pie out for Santa.

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-The cheapest cooking sherry

-possible.

0:22:530:22:56

-We've come to the end of

-Wales' favourite valley's...

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-..most memorable Christmases.

-What's coming up this year?

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-Merry Christmas.

0:23:050:23:07

-Merry Christmas.

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-Merry Christmas.

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-Merry Christmas

-and a happy new year.

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-BOTH:

-Merry Christmas to you all!

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