O'r Diwedd 2017: Am flwyddyn!

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-Tudur!	0:00:01	0:00:03
-Tudur! - -In here.	0:00:03	0:00:04
-OK. What's going on? Google Maps -directed me to the S4C car park.	0:00:04	0:00:09
-It's taken me ages to figure out -that you're actually underground.	0:00:10	0:00:14
-The S4C nuclear bunker. -Amazing, isn't it?	0:00:14	0:00:17
-I have cameras everywhere.	0:00:18	0:00:20
-Bloody hell. The budget -keeps getting less and less.	0:00:21	0:00:24
-Well... it was my idea to film here.	0:00:25	0:00:26
-Well... it was my idea to film here. - -What?!	0:00:26	0:00:27
-Well, I had one thing to do.	0:00:28	0:00:30
-The North Korea item.	0:00:31	0:00:33
-Korea. Yes. I looked into it -and it's really scary.	0:00:33	0:00:37
-So I asked to borrow this place. -It makes total sense.	0:00:37	0:00:40
-So the rest of the crew -are coming here?	0:00:41	0:00:44
-Um... no.	0:00:45	0:00:46
-No, I only have enough supplies -for two.	0:00:46	0:00:49
-This is insane.	0:00:49	0:00:50
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-Hello, -and welcome to O'r Diwedd 2017...	0:01:07	0:01:10
-..with me, Sian Harries...	0:01:10	0:01:11
-..with me, Sian Harries... - -..and me, Tudur Owen.	0:01:11	0:01:13
-Someone who thinks -it's quite normal...	0:01:13	0:01:15
-..to broadcast -from a very cold nuclear bunker.	0:01:16	0:01:18
-Somewhere that hasn't been used -for ages as it's so dangerous.	0:01:19	0:01:22
-That's not true.	0:01:22	0:01:24
-Recently, many famous Welsh speakers -came here...	0:01:24	0:01:28
-..to avoid that phone call -from Newsnight.	0:01:29	0:01:31
-Still to come on the show...	0:01:32	0:01:34
-Wales celebrating the highest number -of young people...	0:01:35	0:01:39
-..applying for an Irish passport.	0:01:39	0:01:41
-The News at Ten bongs...	0:01:41	0:01:43
-..to be changed to Vince Cable's -digital watch beeps.	0:01:43	0:01:47
-And the Welsh people -who would rather go naked...	0:01:48	0:01:51
-..than wear Sports Direct clothes.	0:01:52	0:01:54
-It was clear that 2017 -would cause some stress.	0:01:56	0:02:00
-The stress of watching Donald Trump -calling Kim Jong-un fat on Twitter.	0:02:00	0:02:05
-The stress of missing a clock.	0:02:05	0:02:07
-And the stress of watching -Wyt Ti'n Gem?	0:02:08	0:02:10
-But the most unexpected stress -was another General Election.	0:02:11	0:02:14
-Especially after May denied she -would call one - and not just once.	0:02:15	0:02:19
-There's no need for an election. -The next election will be in 2020.	0:02:19	0:02:23
-Not twice.	0:02:23	0:02:25
-Not twice. - -I'm not calling a snap election.	0:02:25	0:02:26
-But five times - before admitting -that's exactly what she wanted.	0:02:27	0:02:31
-It's as though she's used to lying.	0:02:31	0:02:34
-Strange.	0:02:34	0:02:35
-The Tories published -a manifesto that wasn't popular.	0:02:36	0:02:40
-It included the dementia tax...	0:02:40	0:02:42
-..and trying to make ivory hunting -trendy again.	0:02:42	0:02:45
-Labour's manifesto was like a sixth -form Sociology student's wet dream.	0:02:45	0:02:50
-Morning, all. Alright?	0:02:51	0:02:52
-The Lib Dems tried to persuade -people they were still liberal...	0:02:52	0:02:56
-..despite Tim Farron being unsure -if he agreed with homosexual sex.	0:02:56	0:03:00
-UKIP learnt from the referendum.	0:03:01	0:03:04
-People will believe any old shite -if it's on the side of a bus.	0:03:04	0:03:08
-After calling the blinking thing, -May didn't turn up to the debates.	0:03:09	0:03:13
-She sent someone who was grieving -for her father to take her place...	0:03:14	0:03:18
-..Amber Rudd.	0:03:18	0:03:20
-May was busy working on Brexit.	0:03:20	0:03:23
-Thank goodness for that head start. -Who knows where we'd be otherwise!	0:03:23	0:03:27
-Corbyn turned up to the BBC debate -but didn't go to the ITV debate.	0:03:27	0:03:32
-That confused Paul Nuttall.	0:03:32	0:03:34
-I think Natalie's absolutely right.	0:03:34	0:03:37
-Will you call me Leanne?	0:03:37	0:03:38
-Will you call me Leanne? - -Leanne. Sorry. My fault.	0:03:38	0:03:40
-You've done it twice now.	0:03:40	0:03:42
-You've done it twice now. - -Have I? I'm sorry about that.	0:03:42	0:03:44
-To be fair, I think every woman -with an opinion is the same to him.	0:03:44	0:03:48
-At least Theresa May -went on The One Show...	0:03:50	0:03:52
-..to say she hates -putting out rubbish.	0:03:52	0:03:55
-We know that -from the state of her cabinet!	0:03:55	0:03:58
-After annoying people -for not debating her policies...	0:03:58	0:04:02
-..she turned up -and offended everyone...	0:04:02	0:04:05
-..by confusing mental health -and learning disability.	0:04:05	0:04:08
-She was nasty to a nurse and told -her there was no magic money tree...	0:04:09	0:04:13
-..to pay people like her properly, -sorry.	0:04:13	0:04:16
-The night of the election -was incredible.	0:04:16	0:04:19
-More women were elected -than ever before.	0:04:19	0:04:22
-A huge number of young people -voted for the first time.	0:04:23	0:04:26
-And finally, UKIP died a death -in front of our eyes.	0:04:28	0:04:31
-But the most brilliant thing -was watching the Conservatives.	0:04:32	0:04:35
-With all their swagger and pride, -they lost seats.	0:04:36	0:04:39
-May felt a TV debate -would be undignifying.	0:04:39	0:04:42
-She was now on live TV looking -as though she'd been crying...	0:04:43	0:04:46
-..standing next to a man -dressed as a chimenea.	0:04:47	0:04:50
-It was like watching -You've Been Framed...	0:04:50	0:04:53
-..when someone falls into a wedding -cake with their bum in the air.	0:04:53	0:04:57
-The only reason May called an -election was to secure a mandate...	0:04:58	0:05:01
-..to put Brexit through the Commons.	0:05:02	0:05:04
-What she ended up with -was fewer MPs...	0:05:04	0:05:07
-..a more confident -leader of the opposition...	0:05:07	0:05:10
-..and a bill of 1 billion after -begging for the DUP's support.	0:05:10	0:05:14
-The DUP is so uptight...	0:05:15	0:05:16
-..they make Jacob Rees-Mogg -look like someone who enjoys bongs.	0:05:16	0:05:20
-The election was meant to show...	0:05:20	0:05:22
-..that Theresa May has the power -to do what she wants.	0:05:23	0:05:26
-But all it did -was show up her hypocrisy.	0:05:26	0:05:29
-She created a huge series -of faux pas in public.	0:05:30	0:05:33
-And now, with members of -her own party undermining her...	0:05:33	0:05:39
-..it's becoming clear that the last -thing Theresa May can promise...	0:05:39	0:05:43
-..is a "strong and stable" -government.	0:05:43	0:05:45
-The 2017 Election saw a large number -of the people of Wales...	0:05:47	0:05:52
-..deciding to run into a wall - -at speed, while screaming.	0:05:52	0:05:56
-But that's not what Magi and Aron -Richards from Dolgellau did.	0:05:57	0:06:01
-Since Theresa May had the idea -of calling the election...	0:06:02	0:06:05
-..whilst on a walking holiday -in Wales...	0:06:06	0:06:08
-..Magi and Aron -have opened a museum...	0:06:08	0:06:11
-..for the most shit ideas in Wales.	0:06:11	0:06:13
-Oh, yes, hello.	0:06:13	0:06:15
-I'm trying to get hold of a photo -of the Tipit production crew.	0:06:15	0:06:19
-It was Aron's idea originally.	0:06:21	0:06:23
-He wouldn't shut up -about Theresa May's terrible idea.	0:06:23	0:06:27
-Shit.	0:06:27	0:06:28
-And...um... in order -to commemorate such a bad idea...	0:06:28	0:06:31
-..he tried to build a monument, -but it turned out to be...	0:06:32	0:06:36
-..shit.	0:06:36	0:06:38
-So that's why I decided -to open this place.	0:06:38	0:06:42
-Since opening the museum...	0:06:43	0:06:44
-..the business has gone -from strength to strength.	0:06:45	0:06:48
-Once we started our research...	0:06:48	0:06:50
-..it became clear that Wales -is used to completely crappy ideas.	0:06:51	0:06:55
-2017 alone was full of them.	0:06:59	0:07:02
-The idea of holding a film night -before Aberaeron carnival.	0:07:02	0:07:06
-The idea of building an iron ring -in Flintshire.	0:07:06	0:07:10
-And whoever allowed Conservative -David Davies to have a Twitter feed.	0:07:10	0:07:14
-We've left some space here -for next year's Eisteddfod.	0:07:15	0:07:18
-It hasn't happened yet but...	0:07:18	0:07:19
-It hasn't happened yet but... - -..it will be shit!	0:07:19	0:07:21
-There's no maes.	0:07:21	0:07:22
-And with the mess of Brexit, -it's going to be a shambles.	0:07:22	0:07:26
-It was bad enough that Neil Hamilton -came to live here.	0:07:26	0:07:29
-Does he have many bad ideas?	0:07:29	0:07:31
-Does he have many bad ideas? - -We've had to knock through.	0:07:31	0:07:33
-Although 2017 has been a very busy -year for Magi and Aron...	0:07:33	0:07:38
-..Wales has apparently -always been home to bad ideas.	0:07:39	0:07:43
-I think it's important -to learn from our mistakes.	0:07:43	0:07:46
-That's what this place is really - -a war museum.	0:07:47	0:07:50
-Although we may have a few more -Dinas VHS tapes.	0:07:50	0:07:53
-We have a bit of everything.	0:07:54	0:07:56
-From historic shit ideas -that everyone knows about...	0:07:57	0:08:00
-..like when Welsh people went to -live in the Patagonian desert...	0:08:00	0:08:04
-..with nothing but blankets.	0:08:04	0:08:06
-There are other that are -less obvious, but just as shit.	0:08:06	0:08:10
-Like changing the name of Prynhawn -Da to Wedi 3 and back again.	0:08:10	0:08:13
-There are lessons for everyone.	0:08:13	0:08:15
-Like every successful business, -they've also had setbacks.	0:08:16	0:08:20
-Aron spent a fortune -on what he thought...	0:08:21	0:08:24
-..was a very old example -of a shit idea.	0:08:24	0:08:27
-A note by Llywelyn the Last...	0:08:27	0:08:29
-..saying he was going out -in the middle of the night...	0:08:29	0:08:32
-..to meet the King of England.	0:08:33	0:08:34
-Of course, -it turned out to be a forgery.	0:08:34	0:08:37
-How did you find out?	0:08:38	0:08:40
-Thirty-seven.	0:08:45	0:08:47
-Nineteen.	0:08:48	0:08:50
-Sheryl!	0:08:51	0:08:52
-Sheryl!	0:08:52	0:08:54
-And finally, thirty-five.	0:08:54	0:08:56
-Sheryl! Sheryl!	0:08:56	0:08:57
-We've won! We've won the lottery!	0:08:58	0:09:01
-Who are you phoning? Your mother?	0:09:07	0:09:09
-Hello, can I speak to Hefin please?	0:09:10	0:09:13
-Hi, Hefin. It's Sheryl. You can -stick your job up your pretty arse!	0:09:13	0:09:18
-No.	0:09:20	0:09:21
-I just hate working with you.	0:09:21	0:09:23
-We all do - me, Rhian, lazy Billy...	0:09:24	0:09:26
-All the clients -think you're a prick...	0:09:26	0:09:28
-..except the one -who feels sorry for you.	0:09:28	0:09:31
-That's only because -he's sleeping with your wife.	0:09:31	0:09:34
-So I just want -to hand in my notice...	0:09:34	0:09:36
-..and I never want to see -your ugly mug ever again.	0:09:36	0:09:39
-Home brand deodorant does not -cover up halitosis symptoms.	0:09:39	0:09:43
-Go to see a doctor.	0:09:43	0:09:45
-I've always wanted to do that.	0:09:46	0:09:49
-What's wrong?	0:09:50	0:09:52
-The Welsh Lottery.	0:09:52	0:09:55
-OK.	0:09:57	0:09:59
-The Welsh Lottery. Be wise!	0:10:02	0:10:05
-Sorry. Who is he?	0:10:11	0:10:13
-Gareth Edwards.	0:10:13	0:10:15
-And this is what S4C would broadcast -in the event of a nuclear war?	0:10:16	0:10:21
-Yep.	0:10:21	0:10:22
-Just this?	0:10:22	0:10:24
-For hours?	0:10:24	0:10:25
-On a loop.	0:10:26	0:10:27
-Every channel has a morale-boosting -tape if the worst happens.	0:10:27	0:10:32
-And they haven't updated it -since 1982?	0:10:33	0:10:35
-Yes. They reviewed it in 2016.	0:10:36	0:10:38
-But they decided this was still -the best thing they had.	0:10:39	0:10:42
-2017 was the year when -a scary clown scared us all.	0:10:53	0:10:59
-He threatened to pull us down -into the gutter...	0:10:59	0:11:02
-..and make us live there forever -with him ruling us.	0:11:02	0:11:05
-You know where this one's going.	0:11:05	0:11:07
-I call them IKEA jokes. -You can finish off yourself.	0:11:07	0:11:10
-Donald Trump is the punchline.	0:11:11	0:11:13
-I remember a time when you could -come out of a horror film...	0:11:14	0:11:19
-..give a sigh of relief and think -"Thank goodness it's not true."	0:11:19	0:11:24
-Jaws wasn't really going to eat us -on Benllech beach.	0:11:25	0:11:28
-There's no-one named Freddy Krueger -on Elm Street.	0:11:28	0:11:31
-And I even heard that -Anthony Hopkins is vegetarian!	0:11:31	0:11:34
-It's not true!	0:11:35	0:11:36
-Thank goodness for that.	0:11:36	0:11:38
-But now, we're still scared -after leaving the multiplex.	0:11:41	0:11:45
-Fear follows us everywhere.	0:11:45	0:11:47
-The more scared we are, the more -determined they are to scare us.	0:11:51	0:11:56
-Wherever we go, someone or something -wants to carry out terrible acts.	0:11:57	0:12:01
-Everyone and everything wants to -kill us, steal our possessions...	0:12:02	0:12:06
-..or steal our freedom.	0:12:06	0:12:08
-No-one is safe anywhere.	0:12:08	0:12:09
-If you believe the headlines...	0:12:09	0:12:11
-..something terrible -is going to happen - any minute.	0:12:11	0:12:14
-Don't trust anyone or anything.	0:12:15	0:12:17
-Who are the people -who moved in next door?	0:12:18	0:12:21
-They might be terrorists.	0:12:21	0:12:23
-LOCKS AND BOLTS	0:12:28	0:12:29
-Don't leave the house at night. -You never know who might be there.	0:12:33	0:12:37
-Everyone's drunk -or off their heads on drugs.	0:12:37	0:12:40
-There we are. I'm safe now.	0:12:47	0:12:49
-Half this stuff will give me cancer -apparently.	0:12:56	0:12:59
-The other half will give me BSE -or CJD or DVT...	0:12:59	0:13:02
-..or KFC - oh, that's not a disease, -is it?	0:13:02	0:13:05
-Anyway, no matter. -Safer not to, I think.	0:13:05	0:13:07
-Outside London, this town -in the county of Caerphilly...	0:13:11	0:13:14
-..has the highest level -of air pollution in the UK.	0:13:14	0:13:17
-Aargh!	0:13:30	0:13:32
-Whoa, whoa. I'm sorry.	0:13:32	0:13:34
-What on earth do you think -you're doing?!	0:13:35	0:13:37
-I'm being paid by S4C. -They said you'd be cool with it.	0:13:37	0:13:40
-Well, I'm not. I've been shitting -myself if you have to know.	0:13:41	0:13:45
-I'm scared too.	0:13:46	0:13:48
-I used to do birthday parties, -Christmas parties...	0:13:49	0:13:52
-Everyone liked me.	0:13:52	0:13:53
-Then everything changed.	0:13:54	0:13:56
-I found there was more money -to be made scaring people.	0:13:56	0:14:00
-Do you think I enjoy it?	0:14:00	0:14:03
-Hey. Hey.	0:14:04	0:14:06
-Would you like a cuppa?	0:14:06	0:14:08
-How did we get here? We're all -scared of one another. No-one talks.	0:14:14	0:14:19
-The truth is, the only thing we -should be scared of is fear itself.	0:14:19	0:14:24
-The world is safer -than it's ever been.	0:14:24	0:14:27
-I'm not the only one to say that.	0:14:28	0:14:30
-Figures show there are -fewer diseases, fewer wars...	0:14:30	0:14:33
-..fewer people dying of famine -on the planet than ever before.	0:14:34	0:14:39
-We have problems, of course. -Things aren't perfect.	0:14:39	0:14:42
-Climate change, extremism, -Jeremy Clarkson is still on telly.	0:14:43	0:14:46
-But do we have to live in such fear?	0:14:46	0:14:50
-Because these and obesity...	0:14:51	0:14:55
-..are responsible for killing -thousands every year.	0:14:55	0:14:58
-But these will never make -the front pages.	0:14:59	0:15:01
-I think we need a bit more -perspective on this fear business.	0:15:02	0:15:06
-We need to start trusting -each other.	0:15:06	0:15:09
-We shouldn't be scared.	0:15:09	0:15:11
-Do you take sugar?	0:15:12	0:15:13
-Well, the bastard!	0:15:21	0:15:23
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-We've reached the point...	0:15:35	0:15:36
-..where Tudur was supposed -to do an item on North Korea but...	0:15:37	0:15:40
-I didn't bother.	0:15:40	0:15:42
-I thought either it would have blown -over or we would have been blown up.	0:15:42	0:15:46
-Whatever happened, there was no -point. It's a win-win really.	0:15:46	0:15:49
-You'll just have to listen to him -talking about another idiot.	0:15:50	0:15:53
-Well, America voted.	0:15:55	0:15:57
-I stayed up all night to watch it.	0:15:57	0:15:59
-I had no idea what was happening. It -was like watching Gwyl Cerdd Dant.	0:15:59	0:16:03
-And Trump won.	0:16:04	0:16:06
-And the entire world did this.	0:16:07	0:16:09
-He didn't let us down. S4C said that -last year's item was a bit drab.	0:16:12	0:16:17
-They wanted me to keep it light -as I look back at Trump's year.	0:16:17	0:16:21
-They want a song!	0:16:22	0:16:23
-Oh well, if it's a song you want...	0:16:24	0:16:27
-# In the first month of the year, -Trump gave to the world	0:16:33	0:16:36
-# A ban on Muslims	0:16:36	0:16:38
-# In the second month of the year, -Trump gave to the world	0:16:39	0:16:43
-# A big wall in Texas -and a ban on Muslims #	0:16:43	0:16:47
-A quick one -before we go back to the office.	0:16:58	0:17:00
-Why not?	0:17:00	0:17:02
-So there's blood on the tap -in the toilet.	0:17:07	0:17:10
-The same blood on the car bonnet.	0:17:11	0:17:14
-And there's blood on the pavement -outside the house.	0:17:16	0:17:19
-What's going on, Sergeant?	0:17:19	0:17:21
-Difficult to know before -the post-mortem results.	0:17:22	0:17:25
-Yes?	0:17:29	0:17:30
-A pint of IPA for me, please. -Sergeant?	0:17:31	0:17:33
-Half a lager with lime, please.	0:17:34	0:17:37
-And cut. That was great but we're -going to keep rolling, everyone.	0:17:41	0:17:45
-That's very nice and reset -for the English-language version.	0:17:45	0:17:48
-Remember, American market. -Nothing that won't work Stateside.	0:17:49	0:17:53
-We're thinking Netflix, HBO.	0:17:53	0:17:55
-We're going to sell this -everywhere we can.	0:17:55	0:17:57
-Where's the cowboy?!	0:17:58	0:17:59
-We've got a cowboy. Where's...	0:17:59	0:18:01
-That's it. Bring it in. -Nice one, lads.	0:18:01	0:18:04
-We're going to sell this -everywhere we can.	0:18:04	0:18:06
-And action!	0:18:07	0:18:08
-Let's sink a couple of cold ones -before we head back to the precinct.	0:18:10	0:18:14
-Sure thing.	0:18:14	0:18:16
-So we got blood on the faucet -in the John.	0:18:16	0:18:19
-We got the same blood -on the hood of a vehicle.	0:18:20	0:18:23
-And we got more blood on -the sidewalk outside the condo.	0:18:23	0:18:27
-What's going down, honey?	0:18:27	0:18:29
-What's going down, honey? - -Beats me.	0:18:29	0:18:30
-Guess we'll just have to wait -for the autopsy.	0:18:30	0:18:33
-Hey! What can I get you guys?	0:18:33	0:18:35
-Hey! What can I get you guys? - -I'm gonna get a cold Budhouser beer.	0:18:35	0:18:37
-Sounds good. After all, they're -the best goddam beers in America.	0:18:38	0:18:41
-Coming right up!	0:18:42	0:18:43
-And cut! Yeah, good job, everyone.	0:18:51	0:18:53
-# In the twelfth month of the year, -Trump gave to the world	0:18:54	0:18:57
-# A great big scare, Britain First's -tweet, no ban on guns	0:18:58	0:19:01
-# Complaints about Clinton, praise -for the Nazis, threats for Korea	0:19:02	0:19:05
-# Global warming, Covfefe!	0:19:06	0:19:10
-# A good job for his daughter, -arms for Saudi, a big wall in Texas	0:19:10	0:19:14
-# And a ban on Muslims #	0:19:15	0:19:18
-Was that light enough for you?	0:19:20	0:19:22
-Oh, hello.	0:19:23	0:19:24
-Women don't usually -appear on the news...	0:19:24	0:19:27
-..unlike Theresa May -who is on the news loads...	0:19:27	0:19:30
-..for wearing leopard-print shoes.	0:19:31	0:19:34
-Oh, and as she's the prime minister.	0:19:34	0:19:36
-However, 2017 was different.	0:19:37	0:19:39
-To kick things off in January...	0:19:39	0:19:41
-..many of us had the perfect excuse -to wear pretty shoes...	0:19:42	0:19:46
-..to march against the idiot -that is Donald Trump.	0:19:46	0:19:49
-We wanted to say that, actually, -it's not OK to grab women's pussy.	0:19:50	0:19:54
-Even a dog can understand that.	0:19:55	0:19:57
-The campaign demonstrated -that millions of us agreed.	0:19:58	0:20:02
-It's not OK to treat women -like a piece of meat.	0:20:02	0:20:06
-For once, women's issues -became a mainstream story.	0:20:06	0:20:10
-What joy to hear that Doctor Who -is going to be a woman. About time!	0:20:12	0:20:17
-I'm sure the woman who got the part -was overjoyed...	0:20:17	0:20:20
-..until the opened her pay packet.	0:20:21	0:20:23
-She must have reacted -in the same way as Alex Jones...	0:20:23	0:20:26
-..when she realized that she earns -50,000 less than Matt Baker...	0:20:27	0:20:30
-..for The One Show.	0:20:30	0:20:32
-For sitting in the same studio on -the same sofa, doing the same job!	0:20:32	0:20:36
-But the lid of the patriarchal -cesspit was really lifted...	0:20:36	0:20:41
-..on 5 October -in The New York Times...	0:20:41	0:20:45
-..with allegations of sexual -assault against Harvey Weinstein.	0:20:45	0:20:49
-A big man -who doesn't look very nice.	0:20:50	0:20:52
-Finding Harvey opening the door -naked and offering a massage...	0:20:53	0:20:57
-..was not an unusual sight.	0:20:57	0:20:59
-Here's one of the most powerful men -in Hollywood.	0:21:00	0:21:03
-A man who could launch a career -or destroy it.	0:21:03	0:21:06
-He's accused by a large number of -women of forcing himself on them...	0:21:06	0:21:10
-..in the most perverse ways.	0:21:10	0:21:12
-And if any woman was brave enough -to open her mouth...	0:21:12	0:21:16
-..well, he would pay her -to keep it shut.	0:21:16	0:21:19
-These payments can be noted as -business costs on your tax form.	0:21:19	0:21:24
-He offered Rose McGowan -a million dollars.	0:21:24	0:21:27
-She refused.	0:21:27	0:21:29
-You can't live in an unequal world -dominated by men...	0:21:29	0:21:33
-..and not have situations -where abuse can happen.	0:21:33	0:21:37
-The patter, the risque jokes have -been falling on our heads forever.	0:21:37	0:21:42
-Since we were young girls, -we turned the switch to mute.	0:21:42	0:21:45
-You can't really maintain -your self-respect...	0:21:45	0:21:49
-..if you really hear that and -realize what it's saying...	0:21:50	0:21:54
-..about you.	0:21:54	0:21:56
-It's time to stop -switching on the mute.	0:21:56	0:21:59
-Unfortunately, there's nothing -unique about Harvey Weinstein.	0:22:00	0:22:05
-But then, -something unbelievable happened.	0:22:07	0:22:10
-The #MeToo campaign.	0:22:10	0:22:12
-Within days, millions of people - -mostly women, but also men...	0:22:13	0:22:17
-..used Twitter, Facebook -and Instagram...	0:22:18	0:22:20
-..to share stories of harassment.	0:22:21	0:22:23
-Within 24 hours, Facebook said -that 4.7 million people...	0:22:24	0:22:28
-..had discussed #MeToo.	0:22:28	0:22:30
-This became something much more -than one perverted man.	0:22:30	0:22:34
-It was about the general attitude -of men towards women.	0:22:34	0:22:38
-For once, these powerful white men -had their shows cancelled.	0:22:39	0:22:44
-Some of them tried to apologize.	0:22:44	0:22:46
-Weinstein by saying that this was -entirely appropriate in the 1970s.	0:22:47	0:22:51
-As if he was talking about -wallpaper...	0:22:51	0:22:54
-..or the fact that Angel Delight -could be offered to guests.	0:22:54	0:22:57
-Kevin Spacey just said he was gay.	0:22:57	0:22:59
-Yeah, that's not why we're angry.	0:23:00	0:23:02
-Maybe the women who accused Trump -were silenced...	0:23:03	0:23:07
-..and maybe some people feel it is -appropriate to grab our pussies.	0:23:07	0:23:12
-But as 2017 comes to an end...	0:23:12	0:23:15
-..it's beginning to become clear -that pussies can attack back.	0:23:15	0:23:20
-By the time she'd come back...	0:23:23	0:23:25
-..I'd dug up the garden and set up -the hot tub and fitted the helipad.	0:23:25	0:23:30
-That's when I told him -it was the Welsh Lottery I'd won.	0:23:33	0:23:38
-It's not the end of the world.	0:23:40	0:23:42
-We can still use the big H -in the garden.	0:23:42	0:23:44
-Not for a helicopter. -It's where we park the Hyundai.	0:23:45	0:23:50
-The Welsh Lottery. Be wise!	0:23:55	0:23:58
-A chair.	0:24:01	0:24:02
-A table.	0:24:03	0:24:05
-A lamp.	0:24:06	0:24:07
-God, I'm bored. -No, I can't let them win.	0:24:09	0:24:14
-Boredom.	0:24:14	0:24:16
-That's how they get you.	0:24:16	0:24:17
-I remember thinking that the old way -of life in Wales was boring.	0:24:19	0:24:23
-The Tregaron regional round -of the Eisteddfod, Tipit.	0:24:23	0:24:27
-I'd do anything -for a game of Tipit now.	0:24:27	0:24:29
-It would be idyllic -compared with this hell.	0:24:30	0:24:34
-I try not to think about escaping.	0:24:38	0:24:41
-Especially on ceremony days.	0:24:41	0:24:43
-A handmaid could never go far.	0:24:44	0:24:47
-The Handmaid's Tale	0:24:51	0:24:55
-They make us do everything in pairs.	0:24:56	0:24:58
-They say it's friendship -but there are no friends here.	0:24:59	0:25:03
-Fal-i-ral-i-rwnta.	0:25:08	0:25:09
-Fal-i-ral-i-rwnta. - -Fal-i-ral-i-ro.	0:25:09	0:25:11
-Ha ha ha. Noson Lawen.	0:25:11	0:25:13
-How are you, Olwen?	0:25:15	0:25:17
-Nosy bitch.	0:25:17	0:25:18
-I'm very well, thank you, Elin. -Thank you for asking.	0:25:19	0:25:22
-No-one knows how she lost her eye.	0:25:23	0:25:25
-Some say that another handmaid -attacked her...	0:25:25	0:25:28
-..or that she did it herself.	0:25:28	0:25:30
-Others say that she's just -really shit at eating cawl.	0:25:31	0:25:34
-It's impossible to know the truth.	0:25:35	0:25:37
-It looks like rain.	0:25:37	0:25:39
-It looks like rain. - -Yes.	0:25:39	0:25:40
-I've also heard -that she fancies Huw Chiswell.	0:25:41	0:25:44
-I don't trust her.	0:25:45	0:25:47
-Are you here for the ceremony?	0:25:53	0:25:56
-Sometimes, I think about my former -life and it's difficult to breathe.	0:26:05	0:26:10
-To think of a time when women like -us could come and go as they wished.	0:26:10	0:26:14
-Ladies and gentlemen...	0:26:15	0:26:17
-We were chosen -because of what our bodies can do.	0:26:17	0:26:21
-Heroes of the Welsh rock scene. -Our lad, the real lad.	0:26:21	0:26:25
-# The land of the white Rasta	0:26:28	0:26:29
-# Back, back, back	0:26:30	0:26:31
-# To the white Ethiopia #	0:26:32	0:26:33
-They expect us to keep -the old culture alive.	0:26:34	0:26:37
-They say it's a privilege -but it's not.	0:26:37	0:26:40
-We are not free.	0:26:41	0:26:43
-We are not free.	0:26:43	0:26:45
-.	0:26:47	0:26:48
-Subtitles	0:26:51	0:26:51
-Subtitles - -Subtitles	0:26:51	0:26:53
-So, six months later...	0:27:01	0:27:03
-..this is where we are.	0:27:04	0:27:06
-We're looking for a white, -middle-aged man. Large build.	0:27:06	0:27:10
-Short, dark hair.	0:27:10	0:27:12
-He drives a red Hilux -with a crew cab.	0:27:14	0:27:17
-Sergeant.	0:27:19	0:27:20
-Sergeant. - -Elgan Penffridd?	0:27:20	0:27:22
-What?	0:27:24	0:27:25
-What? - -Elgan Penffridd.	0:27:25	0:27:26
-I know him. He was in school with -my brother. He drinks in the Black.	0:27:27	0:27:31
-What day is it?	0:27:32	0:27:33
-What day is it? - -Wednesday.	0:27:33	0:27:35
-Pool night. He'll be there now.	0:27:36	0:27:37
-Pool night. He'll be there now. - -Sit down, Sergeant.	0:27:37	0:27:38
-It's not that simple.	0:27:39	0:27:41
-It's not that simple. - -Yes, it is.	0:27:41	0:27:42
-There's only one other red Hilux -with a crew cab.	0:27:42	0:27:45
-That belongs to Alan Maes Mawr.	0:27:46	0:27:48
-And he's blond.	0:27:48	0:27:50
-A shorter than usual episode -of Y Gwall tonight.	0:27:54	0:27:58
-So... the adverts.	0:27:58	0:28:00
-Lots of them.	0:28:01	0:28:03
-After all the excitement -of the referendum...	0:28:03	0:28:06
-..2017 was the time to crack on -with the business of leaving the EU.	0:28:06	0:28:11
-This is not like setting a deadline -for a really boring task...	0:28:11	0:28:15
-..to make sure you actually do it.	0:28:15	0:28:17
-It's not like a wife saying...	0:28:17	0:28:19
-.."Guto, if you don't clear that -shed by next week, I'm leaving."	0:28:19	0:28:23
-This task relies on the attitudes -and agendas of other people.	0:28:24	0:28:28
-It's as if Guto really wants -to clear the shed...	0:28:28	0:28:31
-..but Dewi next door has the keys.	0:28:32	0:28:34
-Dewi next door wants Guto's wife -to leave him.	0:28:34	0:28:36
-He lives in France -and he thinks Guto's a prick.	0:28:37	0:28:40
-Every now and then, Theresa May -tries to make sense of it all.	0:28:40	0:28:44
-She makes comments like, -"Red, white and blue Brexit"...	0:28:44	0:28:47
-.."Hard Brexit -versus soft Brexit".	0:28:47	0:28:50
-"Does this lipstick make me -look less like a mushroom?" No!	0:28:50	0:28:54
-Some sort of department -has been put together...	0:28:54	0:28:57
-..led by Conservative David Davis.	0:28:58	0:29:01
-He occasionally says something like, -"It's the EU's turn to compromise."	0:29:01	0:29:06
-The EU just laughs at him.	0:29:06	0:29:08
-Nothing is being solved -because Europe holds all the cards.	0:29:08	0:29:12
-After 18 months, it feels as though -we've only just started.	0:29:13	0:29:16
-There's so much more to do before -we leave or it will be pandemonium.	0:29:16	0:29:20
-Planes won't be able to fly, -lorries won't be able to travel...	0:29:20	0:29:24
-..the economy is in trouble -and another thing...	0:29:24	0:29:27
-No, I'm going to stop you there. -It's not.	0:29:28	0:29:30
-What? I can't hear you -over the tuna chunks.	0:29:30	0:29:33
-The economy is fine.	0:29:33	0:29:35
-It isn't. Have you seen -the state of the pound?	0:29:35	0:29:38
-Ireland is so expensive, you may as -well holiday in a service station.	0:29:38	0:29:42
-You're just being a Remoaner. I read -about your type in the Daily Mail.	0:29:42	0:29:46
-You read the Daily Mail! -You're from North Wales!	0:29:46	0:29:49
-No deal would be disastrous -for the rural economy.	0:29:49	0:29:52
-Yes, well, -farmers will have to diversify.	0:29:52	0:29:55
-Airbnb, paintball. -It might be quite good actually.	0:29:55	0:29:58
-All the evidence -says it's disastrous.	0:29:58	0:30:01
-My evidence says it isn't.	0:30:01	0:30:03
-How many of those have you had?	0:30:03	0:30:05
-I have a confession to make. -I'm a liar. I can't help it.	0:30:07	0:30:12
-That's how I've been -since I was a little girl.	0:30:12	0:30:15
-But I have an excuse -because I'm a comedian.	0:30:15	0:30:19
-Lying is more fun than being honest.	0:30:19	0:30:23
-More often than not, the truth -just can't compete with lies.	0:30:25	0:30:30
-That's why you have -entertainment programmes...	0:30:31	0:30:35
-..based on people telling lies.	0:30:35	0:30:38
-Some of you will remember -Call My Bluff.	0:30:41	0:30:44
-A programme where people lied.	0:30:44	0:30:46
-More recently, Would I Lie To You? -Another show where people lie.	0:30:46	0:30:51
-There's also the news.	0:30:51	0:30:53
-Watching the news is now exactly -like watching one of those shows.	0:30:54	0:30:58
-It's up to us to decide -whether the politicians we see...	0:30:59	0:31:02
-..are telling the truth.	0:31:03	0:31:04
-Well, let me be absolutely clear -on this point.	0:31:05	0:31:08
-We're going to be strong -and stable...	0:31:08	0:31:11
-..and what I will say -is 350 million per week to the NHS.	0:31:11	0:31:17
-Sounded great, didn't it?	0:31:18	0:31:19
-It did to most people in Wales.	0:31:19	0:31:21
-The only thing was, -it wasn't quite true.	0:31:22	0:31:26
-Oh, never mind.	0:31:26	0:31:28
-Better luck next time.	0:31:28	0:31:30
-But there won't be a next time.	0:31:31	0:31:33
-Imagine if other professions -behaved like politicians.	0:31:34	0:31:38
-If it was up to us to decide -what they were trying to say.	0:31:38	0:31:41
-It's up to us to decide -what the truth is.	0:31:42	0:31:44
-I'm not wearing these. I've said so! -I'm not doing it.	0:31:44	0:31:47
-So what do you think, Doctor?	0:31:49	0:31:51
-Well, let me be absolutely clear -on this point.	0:31:53	0:31:56
-You are strong and stable -at the moment.	0:31:56	0:31:59
-So you're saying -I'm going to be fine?	0:31:59	0:32:03
-What I will say, and let me -be absolutely clear on this point.	0:32:03	0:32:06
-I can guarantee -that you are not pregnant.	0:32:07	0:32:13
-Still to come on QV See and Buy...	0:32:15	0:32:19
-..go wild with Scott Baldwin's -lion-stopping glove.	0:32:19	0:32:23
-But first, our star for 2017, -Catherine Zeta-Jones.	0:32:24	0:32:30
-Hiya, it's me - -Catherine Zeta-Jones...	0:32:31	0:32:33
-..with my own line -of mega lush homeware.	0:32:33	0:32:36
-It was going to be mega lush -until someone told me...	0:32:36	0:32:39
-..that only poor people, who buy -pegs and potatoes, watch this.	0:32:39	0:32:43
-So it's a bit different.	0:32:43	0:32:45
-So first up, a plate. -Mega bargain. 3.95.	0:32:46	0:32:50
-I think we have someone on the line -already. Hiya.	0:32:50	0:32:54
-Hello?	0:32:54	0:32:54
-Hello? - -Hello?	0:32:54	0:32:56
-Welcome to QV See and Buy. -Do you want to buy a plate?	0:32:57	0:33:01
-Catherine?	0:33:01	0:33:02
-Catherine? - -Yes, Catherine Zeta-Jones. Hiya!	0:33:02	0:33:05
-Yeah. Where are my socks?	0:33:05	0:33:07
-Michael, is that you?	0:33:07	0:33:09
-I'm looking at the landing -and I'm not seeing them.	0:33:09	0:33:12
-I've told you, Michael. -I'm doing this today.	0:33:12	0:33:15
-OK.	0:33:15	0:33:17
-Next up, something I'm told -is called flannel.	0:33:17	0:33:20
-Flannelle? -I think it's French.	0:33:21	0:33:23
-OK, mega nice flannel.	0:33:23	0:33:25
-You can pick it up, -wipe something off your top...	0:33:26	0:33:29
-..like soup or mash.	0:33:30	0:33:32
-It's up to you.	0:33:32	0:33:34
-Maybe you're in Swansea and just -eaten a big fat bastard breakfast.	0:33:34	0:33:38
-If you have bean juice on your chin, -you have to wipe it off...	0:33:39	0:33:42
-..before they put a photo of you -on the wall.	0:33:42	0:33:45
-I think that worked. -Someone's on the line.	0:33:45	0:33:47
-Hello? Have you had breakfast?	0:33:47	0:33:49
-Yes. Where are my meds?	0:33:50	0:33:52
-Yes. Where are my meds? - -Michael, please.	0:33:52	0:33:53
-I'm doing this today, OK? -I'll see you later.	0:33:54	0:33:56
-I need my meds. I can't find them.	0:33:57	0:33:59
-You're blocking the line.	0:33:59	0:34:01
-You'll have to get off -unless you want a flannel.	0:34:01	0:34:05
-God, no.	0:34:06	0:34:07
-So get off the phone. Michael!	0:34:07	0:34:09
-PHONE GOES DEAD	0:34:09	0:34:10
-Sorry about that.	0:34:11	0:34:13
-OK, seriously. Whoever is putting -Michael through, can you stop?	0:34:13	0:34:18
-If he comes here, don't let him in.	0:34:18	0:34:20
-If he can't find socks or meds, he -definitely isn't wearing trousers.	0:34:20	0:34:24
-Then we'll definitely -need a flannel.	0:34:24	0:34:27
-How is Tiddles?	0:34:33	0:34:35
-Well, let me be absolutely clear -on this point.	0:34:36	0:34:39
-Tiddles is strong and stable.	0:34:40	0:34:42
-Also stiff.	0:34:43	0:34:44
-Also stiff. - -What are you trying to say?	0:34:44	0:34:46
-What I will say, and let me -be absolutely clear on this point.	0:34:47	0:34:51
-You can be absolutely certain -that Tiddles is not pregnant.	0:34:51	0:34:56
-.	0:34:59	0:35:00
-Subtitles	0:35:03	0:35:03
-Subtitles - -Subtitles	0:35:03	0:35:05
-Oh my word, -these old scripts are fantastic.	0:35:09	0:35:12
-OK. What comes next?	0:35:12	0:35:13
-"What do they have to do?"	0:35:14	0:35:16
-I'm trying to find the code -for this blinking door.	0:35:16	0:35:19
-I can't believe -you don't know the code.	0:35:19	0:35:21
-No. Bacha Hi O'Ma.	0:35:22	0:35:23
-Remember? -Bacha Hi O'Ma with Alwyn Sion.	0:35:23	0:35:25
-No.	0:35:26	0:35:28
-Oh! OK, who's this? Who's this?	0:35:28	0:35:30
-Listen, Meira.	0:35:32	0:35:34
-It's over, alright?	0:35:34	0:35:36
-Llew from Pobol y Cwm. -Sometime in the '90s. Awesome.	0:35:38	0:35:41
-Just come to help me, OK?	0:35:41	0:35:44
-Oh! What was it called? -Helfa Drysor.	0:35:44	0:35:46
-What was she called again?	0:35:47	0:35:48
-No, Tudur. Come to help me.	0:35:49	0:35:51
-The Welsh language is under attack.	0:35:54	0:35:57
-Sports Direct is trying to force its -workers in Bangor to speak English.	0:35:57	0:36:01
-Julian Ruck said on Newsnight -that too much taxpayers' money...	0:36:02	0:36:07
-..is spent on the language.	0:36:07	0:36:09
-Universities in England do not -recognize the Welsh Bac...	0:36:09	0:36:13
-..as a real A level.	0:36:14	0:36:15
-For years, people have been saying -that the Welsh language is dying.	0:36:16	0:36:19
-It's not true.	0:36:20	0:36:21
-We do things differently in Welsh. -We drink differently.	0:36:21	0:36:25
-In English, you get shitfaced.	0:36:25	0:36:27
-In Welsh, we say we get -as drunk as a pickaxe!	0:36:28	0:36:32
-People ask me why -I get as drunk as a pickaxe.	0:36:33	0:36:36
-I answer, "This way, I can be -a prick in both directions."	0:36:37	0:36:41
-I'm very proud to be a Welshman -who uses the language every day.	0:36:41	0:36:45
-So, Sports Direct, -keep your shit tracksuits...	0:36:46	0:36:50
-..and your medieval behaviour.	0:36:50	0:36:52
-Julian Ruck, -call yourself a Welshman?	0:36:52	0:36:55
-Stupid idiot.	0:36:55	0:36:56
-To the universities in England that -don't recognize the Welsh Bac...	0:36:57	0:37:01
-..keep your courses.	0:37:01	0:37:03
-Who wants to go to Durham anyway?!	0:37:03	0:37:05
-Thank you!	0:37:06	0:37:07
-Oh. Well, there we are. -We'll see you in the next lesson.	0:37:10	0:37:13
-Congratulations on completing -your Learning Welsh course.	0:37:16	0:37:19
-So, what next?	0:37:20	0:37:21
-If you want to be -completely fluent...	0:37:22	0:37:24
-..it's time to download -our brand-new app...	0:37:24	0:37:27
-..Say Something Nasty in Welsh.	0:37:27	0:37:29
-Say Something Nasty in Welsh is -the only app that will teach you...	0:37:30	0:37:34
-..how to have uneasy -conversations in Welsh.	0:37:34	0:37:37
-We say the sentences in English -and you repeat them in Welsh.	0:37:37	0:37:42
-What a group of dickheads.	0:37:43	0:37:45
-I wouldn't piss on them -if they were on fire.	0:37:51	0:37:54
-Just like other learning apps...	0:37:56	0:37:58
-..you'll go through different levels -as your Welsh improves.	0:37:58	0:38:02
-In Level 1, -you can respond to Newsnight.	0:38:03	0:38:06
-Not one of them could speak Welsh!	0:38:06	0:38:08
-Not one!	0:38:08	0:38:10
-Goodness me.	0:38:12	0:38:13
-Fucking disgusting, it was!	0:38:16	0:38:17
-At Level 2, -you'll find swear words...	0:38:18	0:38:22
-..aimed directly -at those learning Welsh.	0:38:22	0:38:25
-How difficult is a soft mutation, -you idiot?	0:38:27	0:38:30
-Maybe he can speak the language...	0:38:35	0:38:37
-..but has he sat through prelims -at the Blaenffos local Eisteddfod?	0:38:38	0:38:42
-Wanker.	0:38:42	0:38:43
-At Level 3, you'll learn how to -criticize other fluent speakers.	0:38:45	0:38:51
-I'm not sure where Tudur went to.	0:38:54	0:38:56
-But coming up next, -the General Election.	0:38:57	0:38:59
-Oh! Ending a sentence -with a preposition!	0:39:00	0:39:02
-That's terrible.	0:39:02	0:39:04
-So, Say Something Nasty in Welsh.	0:39:07	0:39:10
-We'll teach you how to use -the most beautiful language...	0:39:12	0:39:16
-..in the most offensive way.	0:39:17	0:39:19
-Following the independence -referendum in Wales...	0:39:21	0:39:24
-..leaders of the Yes campaign have -entered Number 10 Downing Street.	0:39:25	0:39:29
-They are going to present -a declaration of independence...	0:39:30	0:39:33
-..to the Prime Minister.	0:39:33	0:39:35
-One of the leaders, -Siencyn ap Siencyn...	0:39:35	0:39:37
-..told me earlier he didn't expect -it to be an easy process.	0:39:38	0:39:41
-They are prepared for weeks, -if not months, of discussions.	0:39:41	0:39:45
-Well, here we are.	0:39:51	0:39:53
-We've been fighting for this -for centuries. We're making history.	0:39:53	0:39:57
-I wonder how long he'll be in there.	0:39:58	0:40:00
-This is only the first day. -Freedom won't be easy.	0:40:00	0:40:05
-We've been waiting...	0:40:05	0:40:07
-Oh, typical. Did she not even listen -to what you had to say?	0:40:08	0:40:11
-I knew this would happen. -We're going straight to the press.	0:40:12	0:40:16
-No.	0:40:16	0:40:16
-No. - -No?	0:40:16	0:40:17
-She listened to what I had to say.	0:40:18	0:40:20
-She listened to what I had to say. - -Did she dismiss it?	0:40:20	0:40:21
-They never listen...	0:40:22	0:40:23
-They never listen... - -No.	0:40:23	0:40:24
-She said...	0:40:25	0:40:27
-..OK.	0:40:27	0:40:28
-She said OK about what?	0:40:29	0:40:30
-She said OK about what? - -Everything.	0:40:30	0:40:31
-Did you explain our terms?	0:40:31	0:40:34
-She interrupted me.	0:40:34	0:40:37
-She said, "I've seen your demands. -Everything looks fine."	0:40:37	0:40:41
-Did you explain that we want to be -totally independent?	0:40:42	0:40:46
-Did you say we want to collect -our own taxes...	0:40:47	0:40:49
-..and that we won't pay them -a single penny?	0:40:50	0:40:52
-Did you tell her how much we want -for the water England gets from us?	0:40:52	0:40:57
-Yes. She said OK.	0:40:57	0:40:58
-Did you tell her that we're not like -Catalonia and we must have freedom?	0:41:00	0:41:04
-Yes. She laughed.	0:41:05	0:41:06
-Laughed?	0:41:07	0:41:09
-Then she said, -"I know you're not Catalonia.	0:41:09	0:41:13
-"And with all due respect, -Cardiff is not Barcelona, is it?"	0:41:13	0:41:17
-She laughed again, shook my hand -and said, "Congratulations.	0:41:17	0:41:21
-"I hope you'll all be very happy."	0:41:22	0:41:24
-From midnight tonight...	0:41:24	0:41:27
-..Wales will be totally -and absolutely independent.	0:41:27	0:41:32
-She didn't even offer me a cuppa.	0:41:34	0:41:36
-I'm going to have to ask you -to leave now, please.	0:41:39	0:41:42
-You can't just throw us out!	0:41:43	0:41:45
-Yes, I can. Please leave.	0:41:45	0:41:47
-Or what?	0:41:47	0:41:49
-You're going to arrest us -and throw us in jail without trial?	0:41:49	0:41:53
-No, I'm going to open the front door -and you're all going to leave. Now.	0:41:53	0:41:57
-It wasn't meant to happen like this.	0:41:58	0:42:00
-We planned a campaign -to last five years.	0:42:00	0:42:02
-I'll have to go back to teaching.	0:42:02	0:42:04
-I'll have to go back to teaching. - -I don't even live in Wales.	0:42:04	0:42:06
-Can she actually give us -independence just like that?	0:42:06	0:42:09
-She just has.	0:42:10	0:42:11
-Did she look carefully -at the referendum result?	0:42:11	0:42:14
-What? Why?	0:42:15	0:42:16
-Only 46% turned out to vote.	0:42:17	0:42:20
-And only 52% of those voted yes.	0:42:20	0:42:23
-So you could argue...	0:42:23	0:42:24
-So you could argue... - -..that it's not really decisive.	0:42:24	0:42:26
-You have a point.	0:42:27	0:42:28
-It's not as if it's legally binding.	0:42:29	0:42:31
-What will we do now?	0:42:32	0:42:34
-Go back in and tell her -there's been a misunderstanding.	0:42:35	0:42:38
-I'm going back in.	0:42:39	0:42:39
-I'm going back in. - -I'm afraid that's not possible.	0:42:39	0:42:41
-The Prime Minister -is very busy today.	0:42:42	0:42:44
-I'm not asking you again.	0:42:44	0:42:46
-I'm not asking you again. - -You can't just make us leave.	0:42:46	0:42:48
-We have rights. -We're still UK citizens.	0:42:48	0:42:50
-Yes. You'll have to arrest us.	0:42:50	0:42:52
-Yes. You'll have to arrest us. - -No-one is getting arrested.	0:42:52	0:42:55
-We can't go out there. -I don't know what to do.	0:42:56	0:42:58
-I do!	0:42:59	0:43:00
-We're receiving reports -that the leaders from Wales...	0:43:03	0:43:07
-..have been arrested -and are being taken into custody.	0:43:07	0:43:12
-I have no details about -the accusations against them.	0:43:12	0:43:15
-It appears that the battle for -independence for Wales continues.	0:43:15	0:43:20
-More details as they come in.	0:43:20	0:43:22
-I'd love a milky latte, darling.	0:43:27	0:43:29
-How many times have you thought -it won't happen to you...	0:43:30	0:43:33
-..or things like that -don't happen here?	0:43:33	0:43:36
-Well, think again.	0:43:37	0:43:39
-The truth is, it does happen.	0:43:40	0:43:43
-For goodness sake, this menu -is all in Welsh. It's ridiculous.	0:43:50	0:43:53
-Um, I think there's -an English version on the back.	0:43:54	0:43:57
-What a waste of money.	0:43:58	0:44:00
-Everybody can understand English, -for heaven's sake.	0:44:00	0:44:03
-It's these bloody -Welsh nationalists.	0:44:04	0:44:06
-Forcing this ridiculous dialect -down everybody's throats.	0:44:06	0:44:10
-Er... excuse me, how dare you!	0:44:10	0:44:13
-Yes. Language spats.	0:44:15	0:44:17
-They can happen and they do happen.	0:44:17	0:44:20
-We must all be ready.	0:44:21	0:44:23
-There are three important steps to -remember if you're caught up in one.	0:44:24	0:44:30
-Run, Hide and Tell.	0:44:30	0:44:34
-Let's try again.	0:44:34	0:44:36
-For goodness sake, this menu -is all in Welsh. It's ridiculous.	0:44:39	0:44:43
-What a waste of money.	0:44:43	0:44:45
-Run.	0:44:49	0:44:50
-Everybody can understand English, -for heaven's sake.	0:44:50	0:44:54
-Hide.	0:44:57	0:44:58
-Meri Huws, Welsh Language -Commissioner, please.	0:45:00	0:45:03
-What? She's on holiday?	0:45:03	0:45:05
-Well, can you put me through -to the BBC?	0:45:05	0:45:08
-No! No!	0:45:08	0:45:10
-Not Radio Wales. -It has to be Radio Cymru.	0:45:10	0:45:13
-I want to tell them -about a language spat.	0:45:14	0:45:16
-It's happening now. Quick! Please.	0:45:17	0:45:20
-Tell.	0:45:22	0:45:23
-Where on earth did everyone go?	0:45:26	0:45:28
-Let's get out of here. I said -we should have gone to Scotland!	0:45:28	0:45:32
-So, if you hear a language spat, -remember...	0:45:33	0:45:35
-..Run, Hide and Tell.	0:45:36	0:45:39
-Keep yourself safe.	0:45:41	0:45:43
-Strong and stable, you said.	0:45:49	0:45:51
-Let me be absolutely clear -on this point.	0:45:51	0:45:54
-What I will say is that you can be -absolutely certain...	0:45:54	0:45:58
-..that you are not pregnant.	0:45:58	0:46:00
-Um... Dewi Llwyd's birthday?	0:46:03	0:46:05
-No.	0:46:08	0:46:09
-The year S4C was established?	0:46:09	0:46:11
-Sgorio viewing figures?	0:46:14	0:46:15
-I can't believe I'm going to have to -spend the rest of Christmas here.	0:46:17	0:46:20
-It's not that bad here.	0:46:21	0:46:22
-At least we don't have to worry...	0:46:28	0:46:30
-..about the awful things -happening up there.	0:46:30	0:46:33
-It's S4C's Christmas party tonight.	0:46:33	0:46:34
-It's S4C's Christmas party tonight. - -No, in the world.	0:46:34	0:46:36
-I heard Rhodri Owen is on the decks.	0:46:36	0:46:39
-Look, no tweets from Trump.	0:46:39	0:46:42
-No fuss about Brexit.	0:46:42	0:46:44
-No need to worry about the third -series of Deuawdau Rhys Meirion.	0:46:44	0:46:48
-Maybe you're right. Maybe I'm just -stressed. It's been a hellish year.	0:46:48	0:46:52
-Hey, Sian. I have something for you.	0:46:52	0:46:54
-Hey, Sian. I have something for you. - -Tuna?	0:46:54	0:46:56
-Pineapple chunks.	0:46:57	0:46:58
-Merry Christmas, everyone.	0:46:59	0:47:01
-Merry Christmas, everyone. - -And a happy new year to you all.	0:47:01	0:47:03
-HE SLURPS THE JUICE	0:47:04	0:47:05
-Seriously, you have to stop that -or I'll hit you.	0:47:07	0:47:09
-OK.	0:47:10	0:47:11
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