Panto Shane a'r Belen Aur

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-Shane Williams!	0:00:07	0:00:09
-# Gwlad	0:00:11	0:00:13
-# Gwlad	0:00:14	0:00:16
-# Pleidiol wyf im gwlad #	0:00:17	0:00:21
-Now, the ball comes.	0:00:22	0:00:23
-Biggar, Scott Williams, -Shane Williams!	0:00:24	0:00:26
-Shane Williams! He's in!	0:00:27	0:00:29
-The story is complete.	0:00:31	0:00:33
-The career has been concluded...	0:00:35	0:00:38
-..with the highest note of all.	0:00:38	0:00:42
-No-one could have -written the script.	0:00:43	0:00:47
-Shane Williams, Welsh rugby hero.	0:00:50	0:00:54
-No-one could have written -a better script for his career.	0:00:55	0:00:59
-The leading try scorer -in Welsh rugby history.	0:00:59	0:01:03
-He even scored with his final touch -in the red shirt.	0:01:04	0:01:08
-Not bad for a lad who, some said, -was too small to play rugby.	0:01:09	0:01:14
-He has faced many challenges...	0:01:16	0:01:19
-..but now, the Amman lad -faces the ultimate challenge.	0:01:19	0:01:22
-He's appearing in a panto!	0:01:23	0:01:27
-Oh, yes, he is!	0:01:27	0:01:29
-I haven't acted before, -I can't dance.	0:01:32	0:01:34
-I can't sing either, so...	0:01:35	0:01:37
-..yes, this will be a challenge.	0:01:38	0:01:41
-When I started playing, I was -always smaller than the other boys.	0:01:44	0:01:48
-The only way I could express myself -was to get hold of the ball...	0:01:49	0:01:54
-..take players on -and have fun on the field.	0:01:54	0:01:57
-I always played -with a smile on my face.	0:01:57	0:02:00
-I've faced a lot of challenges, -but this one is a bit different.	0:02:02	0:02:07
-I've read it through once.	0:02:10	0:02:12
-I don't understand -some of the words.	0:02:12	0:02:15
-Tudur's made a great job of the -script, but he's from North Wales.	0:02:15	0:02:21
-I knew Shane Williams was the star, -so I focused on him initially.	0:02:21	0:02:27
-But I knew I needed a baddie, -a genie from the lamp...	0:02:27	0:02:31
-..then I'd hear -that there were star guests...	0:02:32	0:02:36
-..as they agreed to take part.	0:02:36	0:02:39
-You know that, Auntie Dot.	0:02:40	0:02:42
-With a lot of the words, -mark them as you'd pronounce them.	0:02:42	0:02:46
-You know that, Auntie Dot.	0:02:46	0:02:48
-Shane's biggest challenge -will be to overcome his nerves.	0:02:49	0:02:54
-He'll have to work on his voice.	0:02:54	0:02:58
-He's a pleasant lad, quite shy.	0:02:58	0:03:02
-I went through the script -with my daughter last night.	0:03:03	0:03:06
-She's ten years old.	0:03:06	0:03:08
-I was more nervous after that...	0:03:08	0:03:10
-..because she was better than me!	0:03:11	0:03:13
-We changed a few words, -and I got some tips from Phyl.	0:03:15	0:03:20
-Now, I can't wait to start.	0:03:21	0:03:23
-CHATTER	0:03:27	0:03:29
-In the middle, there.	0:03:39	0:03:40
-Shane!	0:03:41	0:03:42
-Hello, Auntie Dot.	0:03:42	0:03:43
-Shane's doing exceptionally well.	0:03:46	0:03:48
-Can he hear us?	0:03:48	0:03:49
-Can he hear us? - -Is he here?	0:03:49	0:03:50
-He's there.	0:03:51	0:03:52
-He's there. - -He's fantastic.	0:03:52	0:03:53
-Tell me to mind my own business...	0:03:53	0:03:56
-Tell me to mind my own business... - -Mind your own business.	0:03:56	0:03:57
-I get to do something -that I'm used to doing.	0:04:00	0:04:03
-He's the one who's doing -something totally new.	0:04:03	0:04:06
-# Something about you	0:04:07	0:04:10
-# That I can never dismiss #	0:04:11	0:04:13
-Good morning.	0:04:13	0:04:14
-How do you feel, Shane?	0:04:15	0:04:17
-More nervous now I'm here.	0:04:17	0:04:19
-There's a group -of football players coming in.	0:04:19	0:04:23
-The true sport, the proper game.	0:04:23	0:04:26
-Osian, Lee Trundle and me, -the three wise men.	0:04:26	0:04:29
-I know Lee Trundle can sing, -but I'm not sure if he can dance.	0:04:30	0:04:34
-That's it. Easy!	0:04:34	0:04:36
-I've been asked many a time to do -things, but always turned it down.	0:04:37	0:04:42
-But with it being about Shane -and a lot of sportsmen in it...	0:04:42	0:04:46
-..I thought it'd be a bit of fun.	0:04:46	0:04:48
-Rowland looks natural.	0:04:52	0:04:53
-I'm more nervous about laughing too -much at Andy Powell, to be honest.	0:04:53	0:04:58
-It's quite refreshing, that stuff.	0:05:01	0:05:03
-It's quite refreshing, that stuff. - -Is it cooling?	0:05:03	0:05:04
-It's OK.	0:05:04	0:05:05
-I might not wear it out for a meal, -but it could be worse.	0:05:06	0:05:10
-I follow Sarra, so if she remembers -her lines, I'll remember mine.	0:05:10	0:05:14
-Shane, are you OK?	0:05:14	0:05:16
-A star in the making!	0:05:16	0:05:18
-We're starting -in a couple of minutes.	0:05:20	0:05:23
-I'm looking forward to it.	0:05:24	0:05:26
-It's easy for us -because we don't have many lines.	0:05:26	0:05:29
-But as for him...	0:05:29	0:05:31
-This is it, a packed theatre.	0:05:33	0:05:35
-I'm ready to go, -the adrenaline's kicking in.	0:05:35	0:05:38
-Here we are, -certainly Shane's day.	0:05:39	0:05:42
-For the next 90 minutes, -he'll be a part of a team.	0:05:42	0:05:47
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-Hey, I'm Shane Williams, -the little lad from the Amman.	0:05:59	0:06:03
-270 games for Neath and the Ospreys.	0:06:05	0:06:08
-128 tries.	0:06:09	0:06:11
-87 caps for Wales.	0:06:17	0:06:19
-58 tries, the most -in Welsh rugby history.	0:06:20	0:06:24
-World Player of the Year 2008.	0:06:24	0:06:27
-I even scored right at the end -of my last game for Wales.	0:06:27	0:06:31
-Shane Williams!	0:06:31	0:06:32
-Shane Williams! He's in!	0:06:33	0:06:35
-The story is complete.	0:06:37	0:06:39
-After retiring, I came back -to play for the Amman.	0:06:42	0:06:47
-And yes, I scored -a cup-winning try.	0:06:47	0:06:49
-Not bad for a lad who, some said. -was too small to play rugby.	0:06:51	0:06:56
-It's been a story full of drama.	0:06:59	0:07:02
-A bit of a pantomime, maybe, -but a fairy tale.	0:07:03	0:07:06
-I've played -on the world's biggest stages.	0:07:08	0:07:11
-From Eden Park to Twickers, -I've seen them all.	0:07:11	0:07:14
-But now the time has come -to step onto another big stage...	0:07:15	0:07:19
-..to sing, dance and laugh...	0:07:19	0:07:22
-..and to tell the story -of the lad who was too small.	0:07:22	0:07:27
-Welcome to Shane -and the Golden Ball.	0:07:28	0:07:31
-What did you say?	0:07:44	0:07:45
-The name's Colin O'Cospy, -the richest businessman in Wales.	0:07:48	0:07:53
-I've just stolen...	0:07:53	0:07:55
-I've just invested in this!	0:07:56	0:07:58
-The most powerful computer -in the world.	0:08:00	0:08:03
-Say hello to Muse!	0:08:04	0:08:07
-Yes? What do you want?	0:08:09	0:08:11
-Muse. What do you know?	0:08:11	0:08:13
-I know they don't like you.	0:08:13	0:08:16
-What?	0:08:16	0:08:17
-What? - -No-one likes you.	0:08:17	0:08:18
-Oh, yes, they do.	0:08:19	0:08:20
-Oh, no, they don't.	0:08:21	0:08:23
-Oh, yes, they do.	0:08:23	0:08:25
-Oh, no, they don't.	0:08:25	0:08:26
-Oh, shut up!	0:08:27	0:08:29
-I'm going to rule the world, -and you're going to help me, Muse.	0:08:30	0:08:34
-Hey, listen, I may be good -but I'm not that good.	0:08:34	0:08:37
-But I do know what could help you.	0:08:37	0:08:40
-What?	0:08:40	0:08:41
-What? - -The Golden Ball!	0:08:41	0:08:43
-The Golden Ball has been hidden -underground, in an old coal mine.	0:08:47	0:08:51
-Where is this coal mine?	0:08:52	0:08:54
-It's been hidden underground -for a reason.	0:08:54	0:08:57
-What reason?	0:08:57	0:08:58
-To stop people like you stealing it -to try to rule the world.	0:08:58	0:09:03
-Enough. Where's my screwdriver?	0:09:03	0:09:05
-I'm disconnecting your motherboard!	0:09:05	0:09:07
-I'm disconnecting your motherboard! - -Whoa, whoa, don't be like that.	0:09:07	0:09:09
-Listen to me.	0:09:10	0:09:11
-There's a lad who isn't tall -but whose heart is far from small	0:09:11	0:09:17
-With endless wisdom in his brain -who answers to the name of Shane	0:09:18	0:09:24
-Why are you talking funny?	0:09:27	0:09:29
-Why are you talking funny? - -Tradition. I'm concentrating.	0:09:29	0:09:31
-Sorry.	0:09:32	0:09:33
-Maes Mawr RFC is above the pit, -the hiding place lies under it	0:09:33	0:09:38
-Only Shane can brave the coal -and come back with the Golden Ball	0:09:39	0:09:45
-But there's one more thing -that must be heard.	0:09:46	0:09:50
-The lock is opened with magic words.	0:09:51	0:09:53
-The lock is opened with magic words. - -What are they?	0:09:53	0:09:54
-Hold on! Here are the magic words.	0:09:54	0:09:58
-Swing Low Sweet Chariot!	0:09:58	0:10:02
-What? Swing low sweet chariot are -the magic words to open the mine?	0:10:03	0:10:09
-Yup. Well, no Welshman -is likely to utter them.	0:10:09	0:10:13
-Clever, eh?	0:10:13	0:10:15
-Right, toodle-pip. -I'm off for a little reboot.	0:10:15	0:10:18
-Excellent, Muse, excellent!	0:10:20	0:10:23
-Find a Welshman sweet and pure	0:10:23	0:10:26
-By the name of Shane, -that's for sure	0:10:27	0:10:30
-He'll get the Golden Ball for me	0:10:31	0:10:33
-Ha ha ha ha, hee hee hee hee!	0:10:33	0:10:36
-Rhyming isn't always easy, is it?	0:10:39	0:10:41
-Maes Mawr today, -Garnswllt tomorrow, then the world!	0:10:42	0:10:47
-Ha ha ha ha ha!	0:10:47	0:10:49
-# Take a trip across the sea	0:11:04	0:11:07
-# Take a breath, it'll be faster	0:11:07	0:11:11
-# Feel the warm breeze	0:11:12	0:11:14
-# Kiss your pure white skin	0:11:15	0:11:17
-# Hear nothing, open your world	0:11:18	0:11:21
-# Sit down, keep your head down	0:11:21	0:11:24
-# Everything will be alright	0:11:25	0:11:28
-# Late in the afternoon	0:11:28	0:11:31
-# Because we're all -running like rats	0:11:32	0:11:36
-# Have you got half an hour -to flatter me?	0:11:37	0:11:40
-# The same old things worry everyone	0:11:42	0:11:45
-# But ultimately, we're all free	0:11:45	0:11:48
-# Oh, life is so fine	0:11:49	0:11:51
-# The wine tastes of grapes -and the company's good	0:11:52	0:11:57
-# Oh, life is so fine	0:11:58	0:12:02
-# The wine tastes of grapes -and the company's good	0:12:02	0:12:06
-# Sing the song to keep us pure	0:12:11	0:12:14
-# Hold on tight, -the rain pours down	0:12:14	0:12:18
-# Around your head	0:12:18	0:12:20
-# But remember to smile awhile	0:12:20	0:12:24
-# Because we're all -running like rats	0:12:26	0:12:29
-# Have you got half an hour -to flatter me?	0:12:30	0:12:34
-# The same old things worry everyone	0:12:34	0:12:38
-# But ultimately, we're all free	0:12:38	0:12:42
-# Oh, life is so	0:12:42	0:12:44
-# Oh, life is so	0:12:44	0:12:45
-# Oh, life is so fine	0:12:46	0:12:48
-# Oh, life is so fine	0:12:55	0:12:59
-# The wine tastes of grapes -and the company's good	0:12:59	0:13:04
-# Oh, life is so fine	0:13:05	0:13:08
-# The wine tastes of grapes -and the company's good #	0:13:09	0:13:14
-Hello and welcome -from me, Kimberly Kick.	0:13:30	0:13:34
-I'm in Maes Mawr, where the local -side faces a very important match.	0:13:34	0:13:39
-They're in the semi-final -of the Welsh Villages Cup...	0:13:39	0:13:42
-..and the excitement is palpable.	0:13:43	0:13:45
-Oggi oggi oggi!	0:13:45	0:13:47
-Oggi oggi oggi!	0:13:49	0:13:52
-Oggi!	0:13:52	0:13:56
-Oggi oggi oggi!	0:13:56	0:13:58
-Oi!	0:14:02	0:14:03
-This lady is clearly excited.	0:14:04	0:14:07
-Hello, you're live on S4C.	0:14:08	0:14:09
-Hello, you're live on S4C. - -Oh no, I don't want to be on TV!	0:14:09	0:14:11
-I'm sorry, I'll find someone else.	0:14:12	0:14:14
-Oh, go on then, -but I don't like too much attention.	0:14:15	0:14:20
-Right. And who are you?	0:14:20	0:14:23
-I'm Dorothy Delmina Barryjohnina...	0:14:23	0:14:26
-..JPRina...	0:14:28	0:14:29
-..Garethina Edwards.	0:14:31	0:14:33
-Dad was a rugby fan.	0:14:35	0:14:36
-You can call me Auntie Dot.	0:14:38	0:14:41
-Have you always supported Maes Mawr?	0:14:43	0:14:44
-Have you always supported Maes Mawr? - -Supported them?	0:14:44	0:14:46
-Supported them?	0:14:47	0:14:49
-I used to play for them.	0:14:50	0:14:51
-Ah!	0:14:52	0:14:53
-So, Maes Mawr has a women's team?	0:14:53	0:14:56
-So, Maes Mawr has a women's team? - -No.	0:14:56	0:14:57
-I was the best number eight -this club has ever seen.	0:14:57	0:15:00
-They still talk about my tackle.	0:15:01	0:15:04
-Out! Get out!	0:15:05	0:15:07
-Thank you, Auntie Dot.	0:15:08	0:15:10
-Join us again after the break -when I talk to some of the players.	0:15:10	0:15:15
-Until then, I'm Kimberly Kick, S4C.	0:15:15	0:15:18
-And I'm Auntie Dot, XXL.	0:15:18	0:15:21
-The team's arriving.	0:15:23	0:15:25
-Let's get some shots of them.	0:15:25	0:15:27
-The pub must have opened.	0:15:28	0:15:31
-Hello, everyone!	0:15:31	0:15:32
-Are you OK?	0:15:34	0:15:35
-Have you seen our Shane?	0:15:36	0:15:38
-No?	0:15:40	0:15:41
-If we all shout oggi oggi oggi...	0:15:42	0:15:45
-..I'm sure Shane will materialize.	0:15:46	0:15:48
-Big words!	0:15:49	0:15:50
-Shane will appear.	0:15:50	0:15:51
-Are you ready? Oggi oggi oggi!	0:15:52	0:15:55
-Oggi oggi oggi!	0:15:57	0:15:59
-Oggi! Oggi! Oggi oggi oggi!	0:15:59	0:16:03
-Where is he?	0:16:07	0:16:09
-Over here? Where?	0:16:10	0:16:12
-Over there? Where is he?	0:16:14	0:16:16
-You're getting on my nerves! Here?	0:16:19	0:16:22
-Back again?	0:16:24	0:16:25
-Make your minds up. Where is he?	0:16:26	0:16:28
-Shane!	0:16:32	0:16:33
-Shane! - -Hello, Auntie Dot.	0:16:33	0:16:35
-I thought you were still in bed. -When I say bed, I mean cot.	0:16:35	0:16:39
-I wasn't in bed. I was helping -to mark the field for the game.	0:16:41	0:16:46
-Oh, Shane, come here, boy.	0:16:46	0:16:49
-Oh, you're a good lad.	0:16:49	0:16:51
-Oh, muscles!	0:16:52	0:16:54
-You're a good lad, Shane.	0:16:57	0:16:59
-A good lad.	0:16:59	0:17:01
-Where would this club -be without you?	0:17:01	0:17:04
-I've just done my hair!	0:17:05	0:17:06
-Why have you got your kitbag?	0:17:07	0:17:08
-Why have you got your kitbag? - -Because of the game.	0:17:08	0:17:09
-Oh, Shane.	0:17:10	0:17:11
-Haven't you heard?	0:17:11	0:17:13
-Heard what?	0:17:14	0:17:15
-I've got the team sheet in my bag.	0:17:16	0:17:18
-Hang on now. What's this?	0:17:18	0:17:20
-I had a heavy cold last week.	0:17:23	0:17:25
-What else have I got?	0:17:27	0:17:29
-They do tell you -to always carry a spare pair.	0:17:31	0:17:34
-Here we are.	0:17:35	0:17:36
-The team sheet.	0:17:38	0:17:39
-I don't understand. Where's my name?	0:17:45	0:17:48
-Oh, Shane, come here. Come here.	0:17:48	0:17:51
-You haven't been selected.	0:17:52	0:17:54
-I'm so sorry.	0:17:55	0:17:56
-Oh, the TV people are back.	0:17:58	0:18:00
-Hello and welcome back.	0:18:02	0:18:03
-We have found one of the players.	0:18:04	0:18:06
-Let's have a word with him.	0:18:06	0:18:08
-Excuse me?	0:18:09	0:18:10
-How does it feel to be playing -in the club's biggest-ever match?	0:18:18	0:18:22
-Aaah!	0:18:23	0:18:24
-Aaah! - -What?	0:18:24	0:18:25
-Aaah, uuuh.	0:18:25	0:18:27
-He hasn't been selected!	0:18:28	0:18:30
-Cut!	0:18:32	0:18:34
-He trains so hard, but...	0:18:35	0:18:37
-..he just isn't big enough.	0:18:38	0:18:41
-Sorry, Shane. I didn't know -you hadn't been selected to play.	0:18:46	0:18:50
-Stay there, good girl.	0:19:09	0:19:11
-He's used to being disappointed.	0:19:12	0:19:15
-He may not be tall, -but his thingummy is huge.	0:19:15	0:19:20
-His heart.	0:19:23	0:19:24
-Now, come with me.	0:19:25	0:19:27
-I've got some tips -on improving your presenting skills.	0:19:27	0:19:31
-Where are we then?	0:19:40	0:19:41
-If you don't know where to start -to seek a wise one with a pure heart	0:19:42	0:19:48
-To unearth the hidden treasure, -Muse says that the place is here.	0:19:49	0:19:54
-Must everything rhyme?	0:19:56	0:19:57
-I'm sorry, -even though I've tried it	0:19:58	0:20:00
-That's my setting, -and I just can't override it	0:20:00	0:20:04
-Tell me where we are then.	0:20:05	0:20:06
-Explore Maes Mawr at your leisure -where is buried the hidden treasure	0:20:07	0:20:11
-Right, where's this coal mine then? -That's where the Golden Ball is?	0:20:11	0:20:16
-In Maes Mawr also, -let me tell you again	0:20:17	0:20:19
-Is the one who'll help you, -by the name of Shane	0:20:19	0:20:23
-I'm off to change my screensaver. -Toodle-pip.	0:20:27	0:20:31
-There's no time to waste.	0:20:33	0:20:35
-I have to find this Shane...	0:20:35	0:20:38
-..then I'll own the Golden Ball!	0:20:38	0:20:42
-I will rule the world!	0:20:42	0:20:45
-Oh, I'm worried about Shane.	0:20:53	0:20:57
-Rugby isn't a game for small people.	0:21:01	0:21:04
-He never gets selected.	0:21:04	0:21:07
-I'm worried about him, poor dab.	0:21:07	0:21:09
-Aren't you those football blokes?	0:21:17	0:21:20
-Oh, you're that chap from the north!	0:21:24	0:21:29
-Oh, I think you're lovely.	0:21:29	0:21:33
-Your little heart's pounding!	0:21:34	0:21:36
-Him from the north.	0:21:40	0:21:41
-Who'd have thought it? -Auntie Dot meeting Malcolm Allen.	0:21:42	0:21:47
-No, I'm Owain.	0:21:51	0:21:53
-Sorry?	0:21:53	0:21:54
-Sorry? - -Owain Tudur Jones.	0:21:54	0:21:56
-The former Wales and Swansea player.	0:21:56	0:21:58
-How many names do you need?	0:22:03	0:22:05
-And who are you?	0:22:06	0:22:07
-And who are you? - -Osian.	0:22:07	0:22:09
-Bless you.	0:22:09	0:22:11
-And who are you?	0:22:13	0:22:14
-And who are you? - -I'm Lee Trundle.	0:22:14	0:22:15
-Calm down, calm down.	0:22:20	0:22:22
-What do you want with Shane?	0:22:25	0:22:27
-If he's as good as you say he is, -he's welcome to train with us.	0:22:27	0:22:31
-One day, he might even -be good enough to play football.	0:22:31	0:22:35
-For Wales.	0:22:35	0:22:36
-And the Swans!	0:22:36	0:22:38
-If you say so, Malcolm.	0:22:41	0:22:43
-Owain.	0:22:44	0:22:45
-Whatever.	0:22:46	0:22:47
-Listen, take that -to the club for me.	0:22:48	0:22:51
-You go with him, O-sian!	0:22:51	0:22:53
-Lee, I've got to tell you something.	0:22:55	0:22:57
-When you used to play for the Swans, -my first husband said this to me.	0:22:58	0:23:03
-"You love Swansea City -more than you love me."	0:23:03	0:23:07
-And did you?	0:23:07	0:23:08
-I love Cardiff City -more than I loved him.	0:23:08	0:23:11
-Go on, trundle off.	0:23:11	0:23:13
-Ta-ra. I'll see you later. Ta-ra!	0:23:15	0:23:18
-Hi, Shane! Do you remember me -with the camera crew?	0:23:24	0:23:27
-Yes.	0:23:27	0:23:28
-I'm so sorry about that.	0:23:29	0:23:32
-I'm Miss Kick. Kimberly Kick.	0:23:32	0:23:35
-Miss Kick?	0:23:37	0:23:38
-Yes, I know. Don't laugh.	0:23:39	0:23:43
-I'm in no mood to laugh.	0:23:43	0:23:44
-OK.	0:23:45	0:23:46
-Listen, tell me -to mind my own business but...	0:23:47	0:23:50
-Mind your own business.	0:23:50	0:23:52
-I just wanted to say, -never give up on your dreams.	0:23:54	0:23:58
-Shane, you're special.	0:23:58	0:24:01
-What do you mean?	0:24:02	0:24:03
-# There's something about you	0:24:04	0:24:07
-# That I can't explain at all	0:24:07	0:24:10
-# Something about you	0:24:11	0:24:14
-# That makes my heart beat faster	0:24:14	0:24:18
-# And there's something about you	0:24:18	0:24:22
-# That I can never flee from	0:24:22	0:24:25
-# Something about you	0:24:26	0:24:29
-# That I can never dismiss	0:24:29	0:24:33
-# When seeing the high towers	0:24:34	0:24:37
-# Crashing to the floor	0:24:38	0:24:40
-# And listening to sworn enemies -making threats in so many words	0:24:41	0:24:47
-# Watching this world burning -and driven out of its mind	0:24:48	0:24:54
-# Don't despair	0:24:54	0:24:56
-# It's then that I am grateful	0:24:57	0:25:01
-# You are my safe harbour	0:25:02	0:25:05
-# When I'm surrounded by stormy seas	0:25:05	0:25:09
-# You are the strong arms	0:25:10	0:25:12
-# To embrace me when I'm afraid	0:25:12	0:25:16
-# Oh, when I'm afraid	0:25:16	0:25:24
-# There's something about you	0:25:26	0:25:28
-# That I can't explain at all	0:25:29	0:25:33
-# Something about you	0:25:35	0:25:37
-# That makes my heart beat faster	0:25:38	0:25:41
-# There's something about you	0:25:42	0:25:46
-# Something about you	0:25:46	0:25:49
-# Something about you #	0:25:49	0:25:57
-Thank you, Miss Kick.	0:26:01	0:26:02
-You're welcome. I'll see you around.	0:26:05	0:26:07
-Oggi oggi oggi!	0:26:09	0:26:11
-Shane!	0:26:13	0:26:15
-Where are you?	0:26:15	0:26:17
-Shane!	0:26:19	0:26:21
-Listen, I've got news for you.	0:26:24	0:26:27
-What? Am I in the team?	0:26:28	0:26:29
-Don't be stupid.	0:26:29	0:26:31
-No, but you could play football -for the Swans and Wales.	0:26:32	0:26:37
-Don't encourage him.	0:26:42	0:26:43
-It's rugby I want to play.	0:26:43	0:26:45
-It's rugby I want to play. - -Don't encourage her, you mean!	0:26:45	0:26:47
-Goodness! What are you doing, -scaring a young lady?	0:26:54	0:26:57
-Young lady? Where? Oh, I see.	0:26:58	0:27:01
-O'Cospy.	0:27:01	0:27:02
-O'Cospy. - -Bless you.	0:27:02	0:27:03
-Colin O'Cospy.	0:27:03	0:27:05
-Colin O'Cospy. - -Colonoscopy?	0:27:05	0:27:06
-What? No! O'Cospy.	0:27:08	0:27:09
-What? No! O'Cospy. - -You've got an itch?	0:27:09	0:27:11
-Shall I scratch it for you?	0:27:12	0:27:13
-Shall I scratch it for you? - -No! I'm fine, thank you.	0:27:13	0:27:14
-I'm Mr Colin O'Cospy, -top rugby scout and agent.	0:27:14	0:27:20
-You're 20 years too late.	0:27:20	0:27:21
-You're 20 years too late. - -What?	0:27:21	0:27:22
-I was the best number eight -this club has ever had.	0:27:23	0:27:26
-Do you want to see my tackle?	0:27:26	0:27:29
-Shane, fetch a tackle bag -for Mr Colonoscopy.	0:27:29	0:27:33
-Shane! So, he's Shane, is he?	0:27:34	0:27:37
-Shane Williams, nice to meet you.	0:27:38	0:27:40
-Is the ball big or are you small?	0:27:41	0:27:43
-Come on then, Dot.	0:27:47	0:27:48
-Come on then, Dot. - -Ready?	0:27:48	0:27:50
-CRASH - BREAKING GLASS	0:27:55	0:27:57
-Shane. Shane Williams.	0:28:00	0:28:03
-You're the lad I'm looking for.	0:28:03	0:28:05
-Looking for me? Who are you?	0:28:06	0:28:08
-I'm Colin O'Cospy, -top rugby scout and agent.	0:28:08	0:28:12
-Shorter than Derwyn Jones, -but better.	0:28:12	0:28:15
-I've heard a great deal about you.	0:28:18	0:28:21
-I've got a contract -for you to sign here.	0:28:21	0:28:25
-Oh!	0:28:25	0:28:27
-Hold on, knock on.	0:28:28	0:28:30
-Listen here, Mr Thingummy.	0:28:31	0:28:35
-You've made a mistake.	0:28:35	0:28:37
-Shane's going to play football -with some bloke from North Wales.	0:28:37	0:28:43
-But Auntie Dot, this is my chance.	0:28:45	0:28:47
-But Auntie Dot, this is my chance. - -Shane! Here, now! Come on!	0:28:47	0:28:49
-Come here.	0:28:49	0:28:50
-Listen, I don't know -what this bloke's game is...	0:28:51	0:28:56
-..but he looks shifty to me.	0:28:56	0:28:58
-I've got a contract -for you here, Shane.	0:28:59	0:29:01
-Of course, you're welcome -to go and play fussball...	0:29:03	0:29:08
-I don't know what to do. -Rugby or football?	0:29:08	0:29:11
-What do you think?	0:29:11	0:29:12
-Right, I've decided.	0:29:20	0:29:23
-I'm going to...	0:29:23	0:29:24
-..follow my dream, rugby.	0:29:30	0:29:32
-Sorry, Auntie Dot.	0:29:35	0:29:36
-Sorry, Auntie Dot. - -Sign on the dot!	0:29:36	0:29:37
-Very good, Shane. Come with me now.	0:29:40	0:29:42
-Oh! Oh! Boo!	0:29:43	0:29:46
-I don't trust that bloke.	0:29:48	0:29:51
-Follow your dreams indeed.	0:29:51	0:29:54
-It's pointless having dreams -because they never come true.	0:29:55	0:29:59
-Hey, Auntie Dot, Auntie Dot!	0:29:59	0:30:02
-I'm a bit stiff after training.	0:30:06	0:30:09
-Any chance of a rub?	0:30:09	0:30:12
-Oh, Roly Poly.	0:30:14	0:30:17
-Forget what I said.	0:30:19	0:30:21
-Dreams do come true.	0:30:21	0:30:23
-Of course, Roly love. -I've got the very thing.	0:30:23	0:30:27
-It doesn't look -like deep heat to me.	0:30:32	0:30:35
-It's my special recipe.	0:30:36	0:30:38
-It reaches the parts -other lotions can't reach.	0:30:38	0:30:41
-It's called Hot Ball Lotion.	0:30:43	0:30:47
-Get behind there, go on.	0:30:48	0:30:51
-Brace yourself.	0:30:52	0:30:53
-Lie back and think of Neath.	0:30:55	0:30:57
-One of us is going to enjoy this -more than the other one.	0:30:59	0:31:04
-What? Boo to your boos!	0:31:17	0:31:21
-There's no signal in this dump.	0:31:21	0:31:23
-Muse! Muse, can you hear me?	0:31:24	0:31:26
-Tell me where the old mine is.	0:31:26	0:31:29
-You're... standing...	0:31:29	0:31:32
-You're... standing... - -Mr O'Cospy?	0:31:32	0:31:34
-Not now, Shane. I'm busy.	0:31:34	0:31:36
-What? You're breaking up.	0:31:36	0:31:37
-What? You're breaking up. - -..under... stage... fool...	0:31:37	0:31:40
-But Mr O'Cospy!	0:31:41	0:31:42
-But Mr O'Cospy! - -Please, Shane, not now!	0:31:42	0:31:44
-Muse, tell me the way -into the old mine.	0:31:44	0:31:47
-It's under the clubhouse stage.	0:31:48	0:31:49
-It's under the clubhouse stage. - -Muse, where...	0:31:49	0:31:50
-What did you say?	0:31:52	0:31:53
-What did you say? - -Under the stage, you stupid fool.	0:31:53	0:31:56
-Lead the way, Shane, lead the way.	0:31:58	0:32:00
-Lead the way, Shane, lead the way. - -But you can't get in there.	0:32:00	0:32:02
-That's where you're wrong.	0:32:02	0:32:04
-Take me to the stage.	0:32:04	0:32:05
-Ta-dah.	0:32:11	0:32:12
-I'm so close to the Golden Ball, -I can smell it.	0:32:13	0:32:17
-I'm going to rule the world.	0:32:18	0:32:20
-What did you say?	0:32:20	0:32:22
-What did you say? - -Nothing, that's what!	0:32:22	0:32:24
-So, the old mine's there, is it?	0:32:24	0:32:26
-So, the old mine's there, is it? - -Why do you want to know?	0:32:26	0:32:28
-Questions, questions.	0:32:28	0:32:30
-Now, stand here.	0:32:30	0:32:33
-Grow up, Rhys.	0:32:41	0:32:42
-Grow up, Rhys. - -Aye, sorry, Shane.	0:32:42	0:32:44
-Didn't you say that you weren't -going to give up on your dreams?	0:32:46	0:32:51
-Stand here -and all your dreams will come true.	0:32:51	0:32:54
-I don't get it.	0:32:54	0:32:56
-I don't get it. - -Now, say the magic words.	0:32:56	0:33:00
-Magic words? What magic words?	0:33:00	0:33:03
-I want you to say them -loud and clear.	0:33:03	0:33:07
-I won't say that.	0:33:10	0:33:11
-Do you want to play for Maes Mawr?	0:33:12	0:33:14
-Do you want to play for Maes Mawr? - -Yes.	0:33:14	0:33:15
-Do you want to play rugby for Wales?	0:33:15	0:33:16
-Do you want to play rugby for Wales? - -Yes, but...	0:33:16	0:33:17
-Do you want to be -the best player in the world?	0:33:18	0:33:21
-Say the words, just once, -and your dreams will come true.	0:33:21	0:33:26
-Are you sure, Mr O'Cospy?	0:33:26	0:33:28
-Are you sure, Mr O'Cospy? - -Just say the blinkin' words!	0:33:28	0:33:30
-Swing Low...	0:33:34	0:33:35
-Are you alright?	0:33:39	0:33:40
-Come on then, try again.	0:33:44	0:33:46
-Swing...	0:33:47	0:33:48
-Shall I get a bucket?	0:33:49	0:33:51
-Shall I get a bucket? - -No, it's OK.	0:33:51	0:33:52
-Swing Low Sweet Chariot.	0:33:54	0:33:56
-Swing Low Sweet Chariot. - -Pretty good, Shane.	0:33:56	0:33:57
-Alright, alright.	0:33:58	0:33:59
-Louder, Shane! Say them! Say them!	0:34:00	0:34:03
-Swing Low...	0:34:09	0:34:10
-Say it, Shane!	0:34:15	0:34:16
-Say it!	0:34:16	0:34:18
-I'm warning you!	0:34:21	0:34:22
-Shane, say the line!	0:34:23	0:34:24
-Swing Low Sweet Chariot!	0:34:28	0:34:30
-The mine is open.	0:34:38	0:34:40
-Heed this warning! -When the second whistle's sounding	0:34:40	0:34:44
-Come out of the darkness right away	0:34:44	0:34:48
-Or never again see the light of day!	0:34:48	0:34:51
-Shane! Shane! -The first whistle! Are you in?	0:34:52	0:34:57
-Yes, Mr O'Cospy, I think so.	0:34:57	0:34:59
-What do you mean, you think so?	0:35:00	0:35:02
-I can see all kinds of things.	0:35:02	0:35:04
-I can see all kinds of things. - -Like what?	0:35:04	0:35:05
-Jonathan Jiffy Davies's -spray-on shorts.	0:35:06	0:35:09
-Extra small.	0:35:12	0:35:13
-Mike Phillips's McDonalds burger.	0:35:15	0:35:18
-Hiya, Dolly.	0:35:22	0:35:23
-And a statue -of someone on a bench.	0:35:25	0:35:27
-I'm not a statue, good boy.	0:35:28	0:35:30
-Brynmor Williams!	0:35:35	0:35:36
-In a onesie!	0:35:38	0:35:40
-Why are you on the bench?	0:35:42	0:35:44
-Why are you on the bench? - -Why am I on this bench?	0:35:44	0:35:46
-Gareth Edwards!	0:35:46	0:35:47
-I've been here since 1977.	0:35:51	0:35:53
-If it wasn't for blinking Gareth -Edwards, there'd be a statue of me!	0:35:55	0:35:59
-Is it just you down here?	0:36:01	0:36:02
-Is it just you down here? - -No, I've got company. Andy?	0:36:02	0:36:05
-Shane, boy!	0:36:11	0:36:12
-Do you know -where the nearest services are?	0:36:13	0:36:16
-I'm dying for a double burger -and a packet of crisps.	0:36:16	0:36:20
-Alright, son?	0:36:20	0:36:22
-Go over the flyover...	0:36:23	0:36:25
-..junction 34...	0:36:27	0:36:29
-..turn right...	0:36:29	0:36:30
-..straight ahead -on the M4, on your left.	0:36:31	0:36:34
-I've been there before!	0:36:34	0:36:37
-No, Andy, wrong! That's wrong!	0:36:39	0:36:42
-What's going on down there?	0:36:44	0:36:46
-Find the Golden Ball, -before the second whistle.	0:36:47	0:36:51
-The Golden Ball!	0:36:52	0:36:54
-Give it to me, there's a good lad.	0:36:54	0:36:57
-Wow!	0:37:16	0:37:17
-WHISTLE BLOWS	0:37:18	0:37:19
-Shane! The second whistle!	0:37:20	0:37:23
-Give the Golden Ball to me!	0:37:23	0:37:26
-Shane Williams!	0:37:27	0:37:31
-No! I'm stuck! I can't get out!	0:37:34	0:37:37
-I'll win an Oscar for that!	0:37:47	0:37:49
-What am I supposed to do -with this now? Kick it?	0:37:50	0:37:53
-Pass it?	0:37:55	0:37:57
-I didn't pass when I played.	0:37:58	0:38:00
-Rub it?	0:38:01	0:38:02
-OK, if you say so.	0:38:03	0:38:04
-I thought I'd be stuck in that -blinkin' ball with him for ever.	0:38:14	0:38:18
-Awful, awful.	0:38:18	0:38:20
-Who are you?	0:38:20	0:38:22
-Who are you? - -Hiya, Shane. I'm Sarra.	0:38:22	0:38:24
-And I'm Nigel.	0:38:24	0:38:25
-Thanks for rubbing my ball, Shane.	0:38:32	0:38:34
-He's been waiting -a long time to say that.	0:38:37	0:38:41
-Listen, it's simple.	0:38:42	0:38:43
-Whoever releases us by rubbing -the Golden Ball gets a wish...	0:38:44	0:38:49
-..and it's our job -to make that dream come true.	0:38:49	0:38:52
-What kind of wish?	0:38:53	0:38:55
-Anything.	0:38:55	0:38:56
-For example, the last man to rub -my ball was Jonathan Jiffy Davies.	0:38:56	0:39:01
-What did he wish for?	0:39:02	0:39:03
-To be the most handsome man on TV.	0:39:04	0:39:05
-To be the most handsome man on TV. - -What happened?	0:39:05	0:39:07
-Well, we got him on telly...	0:39:08	0:39:10
-..but there's only so much -even we can do.	0:39:12	0:39:15
-Right, what's your wish?	0:39:15	0:39:16
-Well, I really want to play -for Maes Mawr.	0:39:17	0:39:20
-OK.	0:39:22	0:39:23
-Can you do us a favour?	0:39:32	0:39:34
-Have you put weight on?	0:39:35	0:39:36
-Have you put weight on? - -Yes.	0:39:36	0:39:37
-Can you do us a favour -and get us out of here?	0:39:37	0:39:41
-OK then.	0:39:43	0:39:44
-# Calling out to the whole of Wales	0:39:54	0:39:57
-# Are you ready for the big party?	0:39:58	0:40:00
-# Fun and dancing, celebrating, -from the short to the very tall	0:40:01	0:40:07
-# Up in Rhosllannerchrugog	0:40:07	0:40:10
-# Or in Abertillery	0:40:11	0:40:12
-# Come on, boys, celebrate	0:40:14	0:40:17
-# Get up, enjoy yourselves #	0:40:17	0:40:21
-Exciting developments -here at Maes Mawr...	0:40:22	0:40:26
-..with a last-minute team change.	0:40:26	0:40:29
-Playing on the left wing, -Shane Williams!	0:40:29	0:40:32
-# I don't mind if you don't mind	0:40:33	0:40:36
-# Dress up, and come on down	0:40:36	0:40:39
-# Sing now, celebrate now	0:40:40	0:40:43
-# Get up, enjoy yourselves	0:40:43	0:40:49
-# Dance with us #	0:40:50	0:40:52
-Do you think Shane Williams -has got the better of Colin O'Cospy?	0:40:54	0:40:58
-Well, you're wrong!	0:40:59	0:41:01
-I'm going to get the Golden Ball -and rub it and rub it and rub it...	0:41:01	0:41:06
-..and then I'll rule the world.	0:41:07	0:41:09
-When I've finished -with Shane Williams...	0:41:09	0:41:12
-..he won't even be good enough -to play for Cwmderi Thirds.	0:41:12	0:41:16
-# Dance with us #	0:41:24	0:41:29
-.	0:41:32	0:41:33
-Subtitles - -Subtitles	0:41:34	0:41:36
-# He churns my soul -and warms my blood	0:41:40	0:41:42
-# He sends a chill -from my head to my toes	0:41:42	0:41:45
-# If you're stuck, come for a ruck	0:41:46	0:41:49
-# Him by there, the boy is on fire	0:41:49	0:41:52
-# Him by there, the boy is on fire #	0:41:52	0:41:55
-I said you'd win, lads!	0:42:04	0:42:07
-And Shane got that last try.	0:42:07	0:42:10
-Oh, he was so fast.	0:42:11	0:42:13
-Faster than Trump's toupee -in a tornado.	0:42:14	0:42:17
-What's happened to our Shane?	0:42:18	0:42:20
-Shane, come here, son.	0:42:20	0:42:22
-I have to say, -keep playing like that...	0:42:26	0:42:29
-..and I can sort it for you -to play for the All Blacks.	0:42:29	0:42:33
-What? New Zealand?	0:42:35	0:42:37
-The only All Blacks -worth playing for are down the road.	0:42:37	0:42:41
-Neath, Neath!	0:42:41	0:42:43
-Neath, Neath, Neath, -Neath, Neath, Neath!	0:42:43	0:42:48
-# Hakarena	0:42:49	0:42:50
-# Hakarena	0:42:52	0:42:53
-# Hakarena, hey, hakarena #	0:42:55	0:42:58
-Think about it.	0:43:02	0:43:04
-Lads, you were all fantastic!	0:43:05	0:43:08
-Shane, you were incredible.	0:43:09	0:43:13
-Do you think we could talk later?	0:43:14	0:43:17
-On the television?	0:43:18	0:43:19
-On the television? - -No, no, just you and me...	0:43:19	0:43:21
-Oh...	0:43:22	0:43:23
-OK, great.	0:43:25	0:43:26
-I'll see you later.	0:43:28	0:43:29
-Oggi oggi oggi!	0:43:31	0:43:33
-Oggi oggi oggi!	0:43:34	0:43:36
-Come on then, have you got anything -for me to wash, Shane?	0:43:37	0:43:41
-No.	0:43:41	0:43:42
-No. - -Let's see your kitbag.	0:43:42	0:43:44
-How do you open it?!	0:43:46	0:43:48
-Oh, what's this?	0:43:50	0:43:52
-It's just a training ball.	0:43:55	0:43:57
-Look, everyone.	0:43:57	0:44:00
-No wonder Shane...	0:44:01	0:44:03
-Do you want it?	0:44:05	0:44:06
-Come on, come on!	0:44:06	0:44:08
-Still slow.	0:44:09	0:44:10
-No wonder Shane's so good. -He's got a Golden Ball!	0:44:13	0:44:18
-Just give it back.	0:44:21	0:44:22
-What's so special about it?	0:44:46	0:44:48
-What do you have to do with it?	0:44:49	0:44:51
-Rub it?	0:44:52	0:44:53
-Rub it?	0:44:54	0:44:55
-Shane, rub it.	0:44:56	0:44:58
-OK.	0:44:59	0:45:00
-Oh, my word.	0:45:07	0:45:08
-They're going to change our lives.	0:45:08	0:45:10
-They're going to change our lives. - -If we must.	0:45:10	0:45:11
-Auntie Dot, what can we do for you?	0:45:12	0:45:14
-Well, there is something I'd like.	0:45:15	0:45:18
-Are you sure?	0:45:25	0:45:27
-Are you sure? - -Yes.	0:45:27	0:45:28
-OK.	0:45:28	0:45:29
-Hey, Dot. You're looking hot! -Fancy hooking up?	0:45:41	0:45:45
-Alright, Captain, I'll be there now!	0:45:46	0:45:49
-Captain?	0:45:51	0:45:52
-Captain? - -Captain Hook.	0:45:52	0:45:53
-There is one more thing.	0:45:57	0:45:59
-OK, if you're sure.	0:46:04	0:46:05
-Come on, Auntie Dot...	0:46:08	0:46:10
-Hang on, hang on. -Close your mouth, love.	0:46:18	0:46:21
-Ooooh, James!	0:46:24	0:46:28
-I'm losing all concentration.	0:46:33	0:46:36
-This side is filthy!	0:46:38	0:46:40
-Stop fidgeting.	0:46:41	0:46:42
-For 20 more, we could -have had Gavin Henson.	0:46:44	0:46:47
-Listen now, James, -I've got to talk to our Shane first.	0:46:48	0:46:52
-Don't laugh now, -this is the serious bit.	0:46:56	0:46:58
-Shane!	0:47:00	0:47:01
-We can have whatever we want.	0:47:03	0:47:05
-A posh new house.	0:47:06	0:47:08
-An expensive car.	0:47:08	0:47:10
-A new telly!	0:47:10	0:47:12
-You can be... ..don't cry.	0:47:12	0:47:14
-You can be -the best rugby player in the world.	0:47:16	0:47:20
-But first things first...	0:47:21	0:47:24
-Come on, James, you've hooked up!	0:47:26	0:47:30
-Miaow!	0:47:33	0:47:34
-Miaow! - -Come on, James. This way.	0:47:34	0:47:36
-That's all of them done.	0:47:41	0:47:45
-Thanks, but there is one more thing.	0:47:45	0:47:47
-Thanks, but there is one more thing. - -What?	0:47:47	0:47:48
-Oh, OK.	0:47:53	0:47:55
-Are you ready, Shane? Table for two.	0:48:03	0:48:06
-Damn that Shane Williams.	0:48:18	0:48:20
-I'll show him -and his stupid auntie...	0:48:20	0:48:24
-..and his ugly girlfriend...	0:48:24	0:48:28
-..and this dump!	0:48:28	0:48:30
-# If you're looking for trouble	0:48:33	0:48:35
-# Don't go too far	0:48:35	0:48:37
-# Some live a good life	0:48:38	0:48:40
-# But I prefer evil	0:48:40	0:48:41
-# I'm mean to everyone	0:48:42	0:48:44
-# Even my gran	0:48:44	0:48:46
-# I break wind and I swear -and my heart is black	0:48:46	0:48:50
-# I'm evil, I'm evil, -hate and pain are my hobbies	0:48:50	0:48:55
-# I'm cruel and sly	0:48:59	0:49:00
-# No-one's more evil than me	0:49:01	0:49:03
-# I'm evil, evil, evil, really	0:49:07	0:49:09
-# I'm bad, bad, bad, believe me	0:49:11	0:49:14
-# No-one's more evil hee hee hee	0:49:15	0:49:19
-# No-one's more evil than me	0:49:20	0:49:23
-# I'm bad, bad, bad, believe me	0:49:25	0:49:28
-# No-one's more evil hee hee hee	0:49:29	0:49:32
-# I'm evil, I'm cruel	0:49:33	0:49:36
-# There's nothing worse than me	0:49:37	0:49:44
-# Aha, oh yeah, oooh #	0:49:44	0:49:47
-More boos!	0:49:49	0:49:50
-This is the most important night -in the Welsh sporting calendar.	0:50:06	0:50:12
-The stars are out...	0:50:12	0:50:15
-..for the Sports Personality -of the Year awards.	0:50:15	0:50:19
-Over to our commentators, -Gareth Charles and Nicky Robinson.	0:50:19	0:50:24
-Yes, thanks, Dot.	0:50:25	0:50:26
-The atmosphere here is electric, -and one name is on everyone's lips.	0:50:26	0:50:31
-Here he is, Charlo. Shane Williams.	0:50:32	0:50:34
-The hot favourite -has had an amazing year.	0:50:44	0:50:47
-He's gone from playing -on the wing for Maes Mawr...	0:50:47	0:50:51
-..to playing for Neath and Wales.	0:50:51	0:50:54
-All in one season!	0:50:55	0:50:56
-Oggi oggi oggi!	0:50:57	0:50:59
-Dot!	0:51:03	0:51:04
-Join the Dots!	0:51:04	0:51:07
-Hey! Look who I've got here.	0:51:08	0:51:11
-Come on, James. Game on!	0:51:11	0:51:13
-The Sports Personality of the Year -for 2017 is...	0:51:18	0:51:24
-Wahey!	0:51:24	0:51:25
-..Shane Williams!	0:51:26	0:51:28
-Thank you.	0:51:37	0:51:38
-I'm not sure what to say. -It's been an amazing year.	0:51:39	0:51:42
-I'd like to thank a few people.	0:51:42	0:51:45
-Auntie Dot.	0:51:46	0:51:48
-The lads.	0:51:50	0:51:51
-And someone very special, -Miss Kimberly Kick.	0:51:53	0:51:57
-Don't forget Nigel and Sarra.	0:51:58	0:52:00
-Who's Nigel?	0:52:02	0:52:03
-And who on earth is Sarra?	0:52:03	0:52:05
-Nobody's meant to know!	0:52:08	0:52:10
-There is no Nigel and Sarra, -and there is no Golden Ball.	0:52:10	0:52:15
-Golden Ball?	0:52:16	0:52:17
-Oh, some old ball -Shane trained with years ago.	0:52:17	0:52:20
-It's not important.	0:52:21	0:52:22
-It's not important. - -No.	0:52:22	0:52:23
-Oh, OK.	0:52:24	0:52:25
-All we can do now is party!	0:52:26	0:52:28
-All we can do now is party! - -Party!	0:52:28	0:52:29
-# Darling, darling, -where are you going?	0:52:48	0:52:51
-# Darling, darling, -can I be your friend?	0:52:54	0:52:57
-# Darling, pretty darling	0:53:00	0:53:03
-# You're sweeter than honey	0:53:03	0:53:05
-# Darling, darling, how about me?	0:53:07	0:53:10
-# Darling, darling, can I love you?	0:53:13	0:53:17
-# Darling, pretty darling	0:53:19	0:53:21
-# You're sweeter than honey	0:53:21	0:53:24
-# We can lie on my comfy sofa	0:53:26	0:53:31
-# We can love all over the house	0:53:32	0:53:36
-# We can love all over the house, -yeah, you and me	0:53:38	0:53:44
-# Darling, darling, -where are you going?	0:53:45	0:53:48
-# Darling, darling, -can I be your friend?	0:53:51	0:53:54
-# Darling, pretty darling	0:53:57	0:53:59
-# I'm the real deal #	0:54:00	0:54:03
-Congratulations, Shane. -I'm so proud.	0:54:11	0:54:13
-Um, you'd better go home.	0:54:17	0:54:18
-It's getting late.	0:54:18	0:54:20
-OK, I'll see you tomorrow.	0:54:21	0:54:22
-Ta-ra.	0:54:23	0:54:24
-Oooh, hang on!	0:54:32	0:54:34
-Is it me -or is this room spinning?	0:54:35	0:54:38
-I think it's time you went home, -Auntie Dot.	0:54:39	0:54:42
-I'll make sure she gets home.	0:54:45	0:54:47
-I've got a vehicle.	0:54:48	0:54:49
-I've got a vehicle. - -Oh, he's got a vehicle!	0:54:49	0:54:51
-Andy bach! James, sling your hook.	0:54:55	0:54:57
-But you said you were going -to kiss me under the moonlight!	0:55:00	0:55:04
-I wouldn't kiss you -under anaesthetic.	0:55:05	0:55:07
-Oh, Andy!	0:55:16	0:55:17
-He's going to take me home, -but first of all, a lovely meal.	0:55:17	0:55:22
-What flavour crisps -would you like, Auntie Dot?	0:55:23	0:55:26
-If you're a good boy, -I'll let you open my Golden Wonder.	0:55:26	0:55:30
-Hello, can I help you?	0:55:35	0:55:38
-I'm sorry to call so late.	0:55:38	0:55:40
-I had hoped to meet the man himself, -Shane Williams.	0:55:40	0:55:45
-Unfortunately, -he's just gone home.	0:55:45	0:55:47
-Shame.	0:55:48	0:55:49
-I had hoped to have a word with him -about helping with my charity...	0:55:49	0:55:53
-..Kiddie Kindness.	0:55:53	0:55:55
-But I'm clearly too late, -so I won't trouble you, Miss?	0:55:55	0:55:59
-Miss Kick, Kimberly Kick.	0:56:00	0:56:01
-And you are?	0:56:02	0:56:04
-I'm Mr...	0:56:04	0:56:06
-Mr...	0:56:07	0:56:08
-..Emergency Exit.	0:56:08	0:56:10
-Emergency Exit?	0:56:11	0:56:12
-Emergency Exit? - -Emyr Gencyexit.	0:56:12	0:56:14
-Nice meeting you, Mr Gencyexit, -but Shane and the others have gone.	0:56:16	0:56:21
-Well, maybe there is -something you can do.	0:56:22	0:56:25
-What we do at the charity -Kiddie Kindness...	0:56:25	0:56:29
-..is give kiddies -the chance to play rugby.	0:56:29	0:56:32
-But we don't have any money -for new equipment...	0:56:33	0:56:36
-..so we depend on clubs like this -to donate their old equipment.	0:56:36	0:56:41
-What kind of things do you want?	0:56:42	0:56:43
-What kind of things do you want? - -Oh, anything.	0:56:43	0:56:44
-Old water bottles, old bags.	0:56:45	0:56:48
-Old golden balls.	0:56:48	0:56:50
-Golden balls?	0:56:50	0:56:52
-We were talking about -a Golden Ball earlier.	0:56:52	0:56:56
-Where would he keep it?	0:56:56	0:56:58
-In his bag, usually.	0:56:59	0:57:00
-What?	0:57:01	0:57:02
-Um, I imagine -that he'd keep it in his bag.	0:57:04	0:57:07
-You're right, Mr Gencyexit.	0:57:12	0:57:15
-Who? Oh, yes, me. Excellent.	0:57:17	0:57:20
-Shane used to train with it, -but I'm sure it's worthless now.	0:57:21	0:57:28
-Worthless to Shane, but it would -mean the world to the, er, kiddies.	0:57:30	0:57:36
-I'm not sure. What do you think?	0:57:38	0:57:40
-Should I give him the Golden Ball?	0:57:41	0:57:43
-Don't listen to them. -Think about the kiddies!	0:57:46	0:57:50
-Shane would want -to help the kiddies.	0:57:53	0:57:57
-The Golden Ball!	0:58:05	0:58:06
-At last! I'm going -to rule the world.	0:58:07	0:58:12
-Uh-oh!	0:58:15	0:58:16
-Oh, no!	0:58:17	0:58:18
-Did you let this one rub my ball?	0:58:19	0:58:21
-I've got a bad feeling about this.	0:58:23	0:58:25
-I've got a bad feeling about this. - -What?	0:58:25	0:58:26
-He wouldn't win -any personality award.	0:58:27	0:58:30
-Shut it! I'm your master now!	0:58:30	0:58:33
-Don't push me towards him!	0:58:33	0:58:36
-Don't push me towards him! - -He's right, unfortunately.	0:58:36	0:58:39
-What can we do for you, -magnificent master?	0:58:39	0:58:43
-Well...	0:58:44	0:58:45
-OK.	0:58:45	0:58:53
-Oh, I'm going to enjoy this.	0:58:55	0:58:59
-Who are you?	0:59:00	0:59:01
-Down with Maes Mawr, -down to the ground!	0:59:02	0:59:06
-No, please don't!	0:59:07	0:59:09
-Stop!	0:59:10	0:59:11
-Oh, Miss Kick, no more Maes Mawr -or Shane Williams!	0:59:12	0:59:16
-What do you think you're doing?	0:59:24	0:59:25
-What do you think you're doing? - -I'm texting Shane.	0:59:25	0:59:26
-Wait until Shane and the boys -hear about this.	0:59:27	0:59:30
-Ooh, Shane and the boys. -I'm so afraid.	0:59:30	0:59:34
-I own everything now, including you!	0:59:35	0:59:40
-Come on, Miss Kick.	0:59:41	0:59:42
-Come on, Miss Kick. - -Let me be.	0:59:42	0:59:44
-.	0:59:50	0:59:51
-Subtitles	0:59:56	0:59:56
-Subtitles - -Subtitles	0:59:56	0:59:58
-Oggi oggi oggi!	1:00:02	1:00:04
-Say it quietly! My head's splitting!	1:00:06	1:00:08
-That was a good night.	1:00:09	1:00:10
-Oh, good grief! It was -a bigger party than I remember.	1:00:12	1:00:16
-Shane! What's happened?	1:00:16	1:00:17
-Shane! What's happened? - -I don't know.	1:00:17	1:00:18
-The Golden Ball has gone!	1:00:18	1:00:20
-Oh, no! Do something, Shane!	1:00:20	1:00:24
-Auntie Dot, it's Miss Kick's phone.	1:00:24	1:00:26
-Oh, I used to have -a good pair of Nokias.	1:00:27	1:00:30
-Mr O'Cospy has taken everything, -even Kim Kick.	1:00:33	1:00:36
-Let me see.	1:00:36	1:00:38
-"Mr O'Cospy has kidnapped me.	1:00:39	1:00:43
-"It's not Maes Mawr RFC -any more, it's..."	1:00:44	1:00:49
-Maes Mawr FC.	1:00:49	1:00:51
-Hold on, you forgot this.	1:00:58	1:01:00
-I wasn't trying to rob it, honest.	1:01:00	1:01:03
-O'Cospy's tablet!	1:01:11	1:01:12
-Hello! Hello! Is there anyone there?	1:01:13	1:01:16
-Muse. That's my name.	1:01:18	1:01:19
-Muse. That's my name. - -Muse!	1:01:19	1:01:21
-What's wrong with that woman?	1:01:22	1:01:24
-What's wrong with that woman? - -Auntie Dot. She's had a shock.	1:01:24	1:01:27
-Shane, help me up.	1:01:28	1:01:29
-After all, I am twelve stone.	1:01:29	1:01:32
-Fourteen stone then.	1:01:34	1:01:35
-Alright, eighteen stone, -and that's my final offer.	1:01:37	1:01:40
-What's happened? We've lost the lot.	1:01:41	1:01:44
-What's happened? We've lost the lot. - -Not quite.	1:01:44	1:01:45
-Auntie Dot, Muse. Muse, Auntie Dot.	1:01:45	1:01:47
-Howdy-do?	1:01:48	1:01:49
-Howdy-do? - -Who said that?	1:01:49	1:01:50
-Me. Haven't you seen -a computer before?	1:01:51	1:01:54
-The world's most powerful tablet. -Where's O'Cospy?	1:01:54	1:01:57
-I know.	1:01:58	1:01:59
-I know. - -Is Kim Kick with him?	1:01:59	1:02:01
-What about the Golden Ball?	1:02:01	1:02:03
-After checking my algorithms...	1:02:03	1:02:06
-..and going through my parameters...	1:02:06	1:02:08
-..and my secondary circuits, -I have an answer.	1:02:09	1:02:12
-Yes?	1:02:13	1:02:14
-Yes? - -No idea, sorry.	1:02:14	1:02:15
-But I can tell you -where they are. Listen.	1:02:15	1:02:18
-Keep to the path, -because that's just the trick	1:02:18	1:02:21
-And you will find -Miss Kimberly Kick	1:02:22	1:02:25
-You have to be brave, -you have to be clever	1:02:26	1:02:29
-Or Colin O'Cospy -will be master forever.	1:02:29	1:02:33
-Come on!	1:02:34	1:02:35
-Come on! - -She means that way.	1:02:35	1:02:37
-Follow her.	1:02:37	1:02:38
-Come on, Shane, follow her.	1:02:40	1:02:42
-How are you all?	1:02:45	1:02:47
-Are all these children yours?	1:02:50	1:02:52
-Which one's your favourite?	1:02:52	1:02:54
-Hello, how are you?	1:02:54	1:02:56
-Hello, Elgan.	1:02:57	1:02:59
-Gorgeous boy!	1:02:59	1:03:01
-Are we nearly there? -It's been a 30-second trip!	1:03:11	1:03:16
-So you see, Miss Kick, by the end -of the day, you'll be Mrs O'Cospy.	1:03:29	1:03:34
-How does that sound?	1:03:34	1:03:36
-What if I refuse to marry you?	1:03:36	1:03:38
-Quiet! Every successful businessman -needs a pretty wife by his side.	1:03:39	1:03:44
-Trump and Melania, -Charles and Camilla.	1:03:44	1:03:47
-Ant and Dec.	1:03:47	1:03:48
-Ant and Dec. - -Ant and Dec...	1:03:48	1:03:49
-No, not Ant and Dec.	1:03:50	1:03:52
-It's time you got ready, Miss Kick.	1:03:52	1:03:56
-Then I will rule the world!	1:03:56	1:03:58
-I'd better check that the minister -hasn't drunk all the wine.	1:03:59	1:04:03
-# Oh, life is so fine #	1:04:03	1:04:05
-Psst!	1:04:06	1:04:07
-Psst!	1:04:08	1:04:08
-Psst! - -I'm not. I haven't touched a drop!	1:04:08	1:04:10
-Shane! Auntie Dot! -What are you doing here? Who's this?	1:04:11	1:04:16
-We're rescuing you.	1:04:16	1:04:17
-Thinking about you marrying -that bloke makes me ill.	1:04:18	1:04:21
-I think Mr O'Cospy -has got the Golden Ball.	1:04:21	1:04:25
-What are we going to do?	1:04:25	1:04:26
-What are we going to do? - -We'll get it back at the wedding.	1:04:26	1:04:29
-What if you can't?	1:04:30	1:04:30
-What if you can't? - -Don't worry, I've got an idea.	1:04:30	1:04:32
-Please stand.	1:04:58	1:04:59
-Sit down.	1:05:09	1:05:10
-We're here for the christening...	1:05:19	1:05:22
-We're here for the christening... - -Wedding!	1:05:22	1:05:25
-It says christening in my diary.	1:05:27	1:05:30
-We're gathered for the wedding...	1:05:34	1:05:37
-Who's getting married?	1:05:38	1:05:40
-Who's getting married? - -Out of the way. I'll do it myself.	1:05:40	1:05:42
-You're here for my wedding to...	1:05:42	1:05:44
-Who?	1:05:46	1:05:47
-Wedding?	1:05:48	1:05:49
-You're here for my wedding -to Miss Kimberly Kick.	1:05:50	1:05:55
-Where is my wife-to-be, please?	1:05:56	1:05:59
-Where is Miss Kimberly Kick?	1:05:59	1:06:01
-Aah, here she is.	1:06:04	1:06:07
-Have you been at the buffet?	1:06:13	1:06:15
-Before we start, I've written -a poem to mark the occasion.	1:06:17	1:06:22
-Can you write poetry?	1:06:22	1:06:24
-Yes. It came to me earlier. -My Muse called.	1:06:25	1:06:28
-Yes, what do you want?	1:06:29	1:06:30
-Yes, what do you want? - -Who said that?	1:06:30	1:06:31
-Me. I'm so excited. Carry on.	1:06:32	1:06:36
-As I said, my Muse called earlier.	1:06:37	1:06:40
-I've asked you once, -what do you want?	1:06:41	1:06:43
-Muse? Is that you?	1:06:44	1:06:45
-Muse? Is that you? - -Who else would it be?	1:06:45	1:06:46
-Ha ha!	1:06:47	1:06:48
-Ha ha! - -You! You!	1:06:48	1:06:51
-Me!	1:06:52	1:06:53
-Catch them!	1:06:54	1:06:55
-Don't rub that ball! Don't!	1:07:22	1:07:25
-Every time! Every time!	1:07:28	1:07:29
-What is your wish, Shane?	1:07:30	1:07:32
-I wish that Mr O'Cospy -is nice to everyone.	1:07:32	1:07:36
-No! Please, no!	1:07:36	1:07:39
-OK, if you're sure.	1:07:39	1:07:41
-Are you sure?	1:07:41	1:07:42
-I love everyone loads.	1:07:57	1:07:59
-One more thing.	1:08:04	1:08:05
-Miss Kick?	1:08:07	1:08:08
-My mascara's going to run.	1:08:11	1:08:12
-My mascara's going to run. - -You'll look better.	1:08:12	1:08:14
-Will you marry me?	1:08:14	1:08:16
-OMG, yes!	1:08:16	1:08:19
-That went a lot better -than the first rehearsal.	1:08:36	1:08:39
-Don't laugh, this is serious.	1:08:40	1:08:42
-Cut!	1:08:43	1:08:44
-With the crowd and my family there, -it was brilliant, fair play.	1:08:49	1:08:53
-It was like playing -at the Millennium Stadium again.	1:08:54	1:08:57
-Thank you, everyone.	1:08:58	1:09:00
-The scrumptious Scrum 4 dancers.	1:09:00	1:09:04
-The Amman RFC boys, -Liam and Stephen.	1:09:09	1:09:13
-Dot Davies, Gareth Charles -and Nicky Robinson.	1:09:24	1:09:29
-I didn't get it wrong!	1:09:29	1:09:32
-Fantastic. Great fun.	1:09:33	1:09:35
-Wales assistant coach -Osian Roberts...	1:09:37	1:09:40
-..and former Swans stars -Lee Trundle and Owain Tudur Jones.	1:09:40	1:09:46
-I had to go on -with Osian and Lee.	1:09:48	1:09:50
-With the crowd there, I loved it.	1:09:51	1:09:53
-Osian!	1:09:53	1:09:54
-I've got a cold!	1:09:55	1:09:56
-Our first choice scrum half, -Brynmor Williams.	1:09:57	1:10:03
-I'm not a statue, good boy.	1:10:04	1:10:06
-The former Wales and Lions star, -without the buggy, Andy Powell.	1:10:09	1:10:14
-I'm dying for a double burger -and a packet of crisps.	1:10:14	1:10:18
-He was nervous beforehand, -but Shane was awesome.	1:10:20	1:10:25
-A back with no shirt, James Hook.	1:10:25	1:10:28
-It's like coming off the bench. -Get that first touch and you're OK.	1:10:30	1:10:34
-Hey, Dot, you're looking hot!	1:10:35	1:10:37
-The Wales women's coach, -Roly Poly Phillips.	1:10:38	1:10:43
-Fantastic.	1:10:45	1:10:46
-Everyone enjoyed it. Ta-ra!	1:10:46	1:10:48
-I did, that's what matters.	1:10:50	1:10:52
-Please stand.	1:10:53	1:10:54
-From the Golden Ball, -Sarra Elgan and Nigel Owens.	1:10:57	1:11:01
-The words of the first verse -weren't the right ones!	1:11:04	1:11:08
-Some half-times, I don't want -to go back out, but that was OK.	1:11:08	1:11:11
-Our favourite tablet, Muse!	1:11:12	1:11:15
-We did it!	1:11:17	1:11:18
-The man himself...	1:11:19	1:11:21
-The man? Auntie Dot!	1:11:21	1:11:25
-Do you want it?	1:11:28	1:11:29
-Still slow.	1:11:30	1:11:31
-Please thank Mr O'Cospy!	1:11:33	1:11:37
-Me next.	1:11:40	1:11:41
-Three cheers for the happy couple...	1:11:42	1:11:45
-..Miss Kimberly Kick -and Mr Shane Williams.	1:11:46	1:11:51
-The adrenalin's really pumping!	1:11:59	1:12:03
-It's so hard to explain -the difference an audience makes...	1:12:03	1:12:07
-..especially a good one.	1:12:07	1:12:09
-They reacted to everything...	1:12:11	1:12:14
-..and because they did, -all the ad-libs worked as well.	1:12:14	1:12:18
-I could go on and on and on.	1:12:19	1:12:21
-I'm stuck! I can't get out!	1:12:22	1:12:24
-It was nice to do something -out of my comfort zone...	1:12:27	1:12:31
-..and enjoy it at the same time.	1:12:31	1:12:33
-It's been a busy week, -but I'm glad I did it.	1:12:34	1:12:37
-On to the next one now!	1:12:38	1:12:39
-Young or old, silly or clever	1:12:45	1:12:47
-Don't give up -on your dreams, not ever.	1:12:47	1:12:50
-Merry Christmas -and a happy new year!	1:12:52	1:12:56
-S4C Subtitles by Testun Cyf.	1:13:31	1:13:34

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