Pennod 2 ‹ 40 Uchaf C'mon Midffild

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-Welcome to the programme. I'm Jo.	0:00:00	0:00:02
-For the next hour, we'll see -C'mon Midffild's best scenes.	0:00:02	0:00:07
-Tonight, the top twenty.	0:00:07	0:00:09
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-We start on a sombre note, -very sad, very sad.	0:00:16	0:00:19
-It's the last scene -of the final series.	0:00:20	0:00:23
-Come on, midfield!	0:00:26	0:00:28
-# And now	0:00:28	0:00:30
-# The game is up	0:00:31	0:00:33
-# The ref has blown	0:00:34	0:00:36
-# The final whistle	0:00:37	0:00:39
-# My friends	0:00:41	0:00:43
-# Have all gone	0:00:43	0:00:45
-# My eyes	0:00:47	0:00:49
-# Are soaking	0:00:50	0:00:52
-# I've lived	0:00:53	0:00:55
-# On the line	0:00:57	0:00:59
-# And I've kept clear	0:00:59	0:01:01
-# Of the penalty area	0:01:03	0:01:05
-# But more, much more than this	0:01:07	0:01:10
-# I did it my way #	0:01:11	0:01:16
-Directing the Midffild crowd -was like being a sheepdog...	0:01:18	0:01:23
-..trying to get unruly sheep -into the pen.	0:01:24	0:01:28
-Or like Jean when she tried -to organize the Bryncoch pantomime.	0:01:28	0:01:34
-Well?	0:01:44	0:01:45
-Oh, sorry. I wasn't ready.	0:01:48	0:01:50
-She didn't say all of her line.	0:01:51	0:01:53
-Alright! I'll say it all this time!	0:01:55	0:01:57
-Never mind, Sandra!	0:01:57	0:01:59
-Just come in!	0:02:00	0:02:01
-Off you go.	0:02:03	0:02:04
-Ah, Cinderella!	0:02:08	0:02:09
-This is where -you're hiding, you little cow.	0:02:10	0:02:14
-The Ugly Sister crosses the stage -and pulls Cinderella's hair.	0:02:14	0:02:19
-Can you comb my hair, Cinderella?	0:02:19	0:02:21
-Go, Mr Picton.	0:02:23	0:02:25
-What?!	0:02:25	0:02:26
-The Ugly Sister crosses the stage -to join Cinderella.	0:02:26	0:02:30
-No, Wali! Listen.	0:02:30	0:02:33
-"Crosses the stage and pulls -Cinderella's hair" is in brackets.	0:02:34	0:02:40
-Correct.	0:02:42	0:02:43
-That's what you do, -not what you say.	0:02:43	0:02:47
-Ah! OK!	0:02:48	0:02:50
-Did you understand that, Mr Picton?	0:02:52	0:02:53
-Did you understand that, Mr Picton? - -Of course, idiot!	0:02:53	0:02:55
-From the same place, Jean?	0:02:55	0:02:58
-Yes.	0:03:00	0:03:01
-Ready, Mr Picton?	0:03:02	0:03:03
-Ready, Mr Picton? - -Yes! Carry on, for goodness sake!	0:03:03	0:03:05
-The Ugly Sister...	0:03:07	0:03:08
-HE WHISPERS	0:03:09	0:03:11
-..sorry, Sandra, wants you -to comb her hair, Cinderella.	0:03:14	0:03:18
-And the Uglier Sister...	0:03:20	0:03:22
-..wants you to clean her toenails -with your teeth, ha ha.	0:03:28	0:03:32
-Is this suitable for children, Jean?	0:03:32	0:03:35
-What now?!	0:03:35	0:03:37
-Won't it upset the children?	0:03:37	0:03:39
-You should know. -I'll look at it again.	0:03:40	0:03:43
-Tecwyn!	0:03:44	0:03:46
-Come in, for God's sake.	0:03:47	0:03:49
-Excuse me, mistresses, -this letter has arrived.	0:03:54	0:03:58
-WALI GESTURES	0:04:00	0:04:02
-It's your turn, Tecwyn.	0:04:10	0:04:12
-It's your turn, Tecwyn. - -I know.	0:04:12	0:04:14
-You should know it.	0:04:14	0:04:16
-And...	0:04:17	0:04:18
-And... - -As you can see...	0:04:18	0:04:20
-And as you can see...	0:04:20	0:04:21
-And as you can see... - -Dear...	0:04:21	0:04:22
-DOOR OPENS	0:04:23	0:04:24
-DOOR OPENS - -It's a quarter past ten.	0:04:24	0:04:26
-Oh, why me?	0:04:28	0:04:29
-Don't be shy, Gwil. -Say what's on your mind.	0:04:30	0:04:33
-That was quite good!	0:04:34	0:04:36
-But as a writer, be honest, -you did steal the odd joke.	0:04:36	0:04:40
-Of course! Do you think I'm stupid?	0:04:40	0:04:42
-But in Eira Man, Eira Mawr, -I stole two jokes.	0:04:43	0:04:46
-Don't you remember? -One for you and one for me.	0:04:46	0:04:49
-Oh, yes. He didn't understand them.	0:04:50	0:04:51
-Oh, yes. He didn't understand them. - -Eh?	0:04:51	0:04:52
-What...?	0:04:53	0:04:55
-He didn't.	0:04:55	0:04:56
-He didn't. - -No!	0:04:56	0:04:57
-Come on, midfield!	0:04:57	0:04:59
-People were storytellers years ago.	0:05:01	0:05:04
-I'd listen to them for hours, -and they were good.	0:05:04	0:05:08
-I've got a story.	0:05:09	0:05:11
-I've got a story. - -Wali's got a story. Let's hear it.	0:05:11	0:05:13
-Well...	0:05:14	0:05:15
-..my Uncle Rufus was a builder.	0:05:18	0:05:21
-Rufus is a good name for a builder.	0:05:23	0:05:25
-Anyway.	0:05:29	0:05:30
-Uncle Rufus wanted to build a wall -with 499 bricks.	0:05:31	0:05:36
-No more and no less.	0:05:36	0:05:38
-He told the man...	0:05:39	0:05:40
-"..I want 499 bricks please -to build a wall."	0:05:41	0:05:44
-The man said -they came in batches of 500.	0:05:45	0:05:48
-Yes?	0:05:49	0:05:50
-Uncle Rufus said -he only wanted 499 bricks.	0:05:51	0:05:56
-They started to argue.	0:05:57	0:05:59
-Anyway...	0:06:00	0:06:01
-..in the end, -Uncle Rufus took 500 bricks.	0:06:02	0:06:06
-He was so cross...	0:06:09	0:06:12
-..on the way home...	0:06:12	0:06:14
-..do you know -what the stupid bugger did?	0:06:16	0:06:19
-No, what?!	0:06:19	0:06:21
-He stopped by the railway bridge.	0:06:24	0:06:26
-Yes?	0:06:29	0:06:30
-He threw the brick over the bridge.	0:06:32	0:06:36
-What happened?	0:06:39	0:06:41
-Nothing. He probably went home.	0:06:42	0:06:45
-Is that the story?	0:06:48	0:06:50
-It's funnier -if you know Uncle Rufus.	0:06:52	0:06:56
-Alright. I've got a story -about two blokes on a train.	0:06:58	0:07:03
-One had a dog -and the other smoked a pipe.	0:07:04	0:07:07
-The bloke with the dog -turned to the bloke smoking a pipe.	0:07:07	0:07:11
-"You can't smoke here," he said.	0:07:11	0:07:14
-"Get lost, I'll smoke -wherever I like," he replied.	0:07:14	0:07:18
-"If you smoke that, I'll throw -the pipe through the window."	0:07:18	0:07:22
-"If you throw my pipe -through the window...	0:07:23	0:07:26
-"..I'll throw your flippin' dog -through the window."	0:07:27	0:07:30
-They entered a tunnel and the bloke -threw the pipe out of the window.	0:07:31	0:07:35
-The other one -threw the dog out of the window.	0:07:36	0:07:39
-They came out of the tunnel -and pulled into the station.	0:07:39	0:07:43
-What did they see walking along -the platform, but the little dog.	0:07:43	0:07:48
-Guess what was in his mouth?	0:07:48	0:07:50
-A pipe.	0:07:51	0:07:52
-No, Mr Picton. The brick.	0:07:53	0:07:55
-What bloody brick?	0:07:59	0:08:01
-The one Uncle Rufus threw!	0:08:01	0:08:04
-That was another story!	0:08:07	0:08:09
-I know. Good, isn't it?!	0:08:11	0:08:13
-It works all the time.	0:08:13	0:08:15
-Life at Llys Orwig -could be hard for George Huws...	0:08:18	0:08:22
-..in the company -of his father-in-law, Arthur Picton.	0:08:22	0:08:26
-But the hardship he endured here...	0:08:26	0:08:30
-..was as nothing -compared to his traumatic childhood.	0:08:30	0:08:34
-Asafoetida!	0:08:37	0:08:38
-What's so special about Christmas?	0:08:39	0:08:41
-Exactly.	0:08:42	0:08:43
-He sits like a Bryncoch Buddha -expecting to be fed.	0:08:44	0:08:47
-Mam and I look after -the turkey and Nain.	0:08:48	0:08:50
-The turkey usually makes more sense.	0:08:51	0:08:54
-You're lucky to have a houseful -to have fun with.	0:08:54	0:08:58
-Lucky?! -It's like feeding time at the zoo.	0:08:58	0:09:01
-An incontinent grandad, Mam nissed -as a pewt on cooking sherry.	0:09:01	0:09:05
-My sisters and sisters-in-law -arguing about boiling a kettle!	0:09:06	0:09:10
-My three brothers, -who make Albert Schwarzenwotsit...	0:09:10	0:09:14
-..look like a dipstick...	0:09:14	0:09:16
-..will ravage anything -that looks like food or drink.	0:09:16	0:09:20
-And ten children, two Alsatians, -three cats and a hysterical budgie.	0:09:20	0:09:25
-What did I get to eat last year?	0:09:25	0:09:27
-A slice of turkey -salvaged from an Alsatian...	0:09:27	0:09:31
-..and half a roastie -regurgitated by a baby.	0:09:31	0:09:34
-Bonkers.	0:09:34	0:09:35
-You're an Assembly minister now.	0:09:35	0:09:38
-Yes. Who would have guessed.	0:09:39	0:09:40
-Yes. Who would have guessed. - -You were a councillor before that.	0:09:40	0:09:43
-Yes, but no-one had to sit -on a car to elect me.	0:09:43	0:09:47
-No - but I had to.	0:09:48	0:09:50
-C'mon, Bryncoch!	0:09:51	0:09:53
-I think this is illegal, Mr Picton.	0:09:56	0:09:59
-I'll take the risk.	0:10:00	0:10:01
-I'll take the risk. - -You'll take a risk?	0:10:01	0:10:03
-Grab that.	0:10:03	0:10:04
-Grab that. - -Why can't I sit inside with you?	0:10:04	0:10:06
-Because only one side would hear. -Don't make a fuss.	0:10:07	0:10:11
-We're wasting time while -that hooligan blackens my name.	0:10:11	0:10:16
-Are you OK?	0:10:20	0:10:21
-Yes.	0:10:21	0:10:22
-Champion.	0:10:23	0:10:24
-Can you hear, Wali? -One, two, three. Can you hear me?	0:10:28	0:10:31
-Yes.	0:10:31	0:10:32
-This is Arthur Picton, your only -candidate for the community council.	0:10:33	0:10:37
-This is Arthur Picton, your only -candidate for the community council.	0:10:38	0:10:43
-There's a madman going around -the place in a Water Board van.	0:10:44	0:10:49
-That's the thief, George Huws!	0:10:52	0:10:54
-Flippin' heck! Michelin man!	0:10:54	0:10:58
-This is Arthur Picton, your only -candidate for the community council.	0:10:58	0:11:04
-There's a madman going around -the place in a Water Board van.	0:11:04	0:11:09
-George Huws will hand out -free condoms to Bryncoch girls.	0:11:13	0:11:17
-Flippin' heck. -I can see the love bites from here!	0:11:17	0:11:21
-He's in a Water Board van.	0:11:21	0:11:24
-If you see him, phone the police.	0:11:25	0:11:27
-Bloody hell! Move, Wali! -I can't see a thing!	0:11:30	0:11:33
-Sorry, Mr Picton.	0:11:33	0:11:35
-Good Lord!	0:11:36	0:11:37
-Unbelievable!	0:11:39	0:11:42
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-888 - -888	0:11:48	0:11:50
-Welcome back.	0:11:52	0:11:54
-Arthur Picton -sometimes went too far.	0:11:54	0:11:57
-Take that time in Italy...	0:11:57	0:11:59
-C'mon, Bryncoch!	0:12:01	0:12:02
-Walter?	0:12:10	0:12:11
-Yes, son. -It was quite a shock to me too.	0:12:13	0:12:17
-I didn't know till he... -your father told me.	0:12:17	0:12:20
-He and Mam were...	0:12:25	0:12:27
-Yes...	0:12:28	0:12:29
-..it's difficult to imagine.	0:12:29	0:12:31
-Oh! How can he be, Mr Picton?	0:12:35	0:12:38
-He doesn't speak English or Welsh.	0:12:38	0:12:41
-Eh?	0:12:41	0:12:42
-No, no, Wali. He knew his stuff.	0:12:43	0:12:45
-Well... excuse me...	0:12:51	0:12:53
-..I have to clear my...	0:12:54	0:12:56
-Yes, of course. You go.	0:12:56	0:13:00
-DOOR OPENS	0:13:15	0:13:16
-It is you, Madalena?	0:13:18	0:13:20
-Hello, papa.	0:13:21	0:13:22
-My precious son! At last!	0:13:31	0:13:35
-Here on Radio Cymru, Arthur Picton -had his 15 minutes of fame.	0:13:45	0:13:49
-Ian Gwyn Hughes interviewed him.	0:13:49	0:13:52
-This is where -he put his two big feet in it.	0:13:52	0:13:57
-Offside, ref!	0:13:59	0:14:02
-Do you know Ian Gwyn Hughes?	0:14:04	0:14:06
-Sorry?	0:14:06	0:14:07
-Sorry? - -Do you know this Gwyn Hughes bloke?	0:14:07	0:14:09
-I come face to face -with him some mornings.	0:14:09	0:14:13
-Are you from Cardiff too?	0:14:13	0:14:14
-Are you from Cardiff too? - -Yes.	0:14:14	0:14:15
-What's he like?	0:14:15	0:14:16
-What's he like? - -Well...	0:14:16	0:14:17
-Ah, yes. That's what I'd heard too.	0:14:17	0:14:20
-Who is he more like - -Hywel Gwynfryn or Gwilym Owen?	0:14:20	0:14:24
-I'd say a little of both.	0:14:24	0:14:26
-Blimey! He must be in a state!	0:14:26	0:14:29
-Sit here and put these on.	0:14:29	0:14:32
-Thanks.	0:14:34	0:14:35
-Are you checking the line -to Cardiff?	0:14:44	0:14:47
-Yes, Mr Picton.	0:14:47	0:14:49
-If he goes for the jugular, -can you disconnect the line?	0:14:49	0:14:53
-He'll be none the wiser.	0:14:54	0:14:55
-Will do, Mr Picton. Hello, Cardiff?	0:14:56	0:14:58
-Hello, Ian. Is Mr Picton there?	0:14:59	0:15:01
-Hello, Ian. Is Mr Picton there? - -Yes. Did you hear that?	0:15:01	0:15:03
-Yes, thanks, Mr Picton.	0:15:04	0:15:06
-Can I have a word with Ian -before we start?	0:15:06	0:15:09
-By all means, Mr Picton. Off you go.	0:15:11	0:15:13
-How are you today?	0:15:14	0:15:15
-Fine thanks, Mr Picton.	0:15:16	0:15:17
-Fine thanks, Mr Picton. - -No, I'm talking to Ian.	0:15:17	0:15:19
-Can you be quiet a minute?	0:15:20	0:15:22
-Hello, Ian.	0:15:23	0:15:24
-Yes, Mr Picton?	0:15:25	0:15:26
-No!	0:15:26	0:15:28
-No! - -Ian, Mr Picton.	0:15:28	0:15:30
-Ian?	0:15:33	0:15:34
-Yes, Mr Picton.	0:15:35	0:15:37
-Oh.	0:15:39	0:15:40
-Do you remember -when we slept together?	0:15:42	0:15:45
-It was a theatre tour, -but we won't mention that.	0:15:45	0:15:48
-Dinas Mawddwy - I'll never forget. -No, on C'mon Midffild.	0:15:48	0:15:52
-A lot of male duos -have slept together.	0:15:53	0:15:56
-Oh, yes. The Two Ronnies.	0:15:56	0:15:57
-Oh, yes. The Two Ronnies. - -Laurel and Hardy.	0:15:57	0:15:58
-Morecambe and Wise.	0:15:58	0:16:00
-Picton...	0:16:01	0:16:02
-Picton... - -..and Wali.	0:16:02	0:16:03
-Come on, Bryncoch!	0:16:04	0:16:06
-Mr Picton?	0:16:07	0:16:08
-Mr Picton! Are you asleep?	0:16:10	0:16:12
-Yes.	0:16:12	0:16:13
-Oh. I won't disturb you.	0:16:14	0:16:16
-What do you want, Wali?	0:16:21	0:16:23
-I thought perhaps -you were having trouble sleeping.	0:16:24	0:16:27
-I am.	0:16:28	0:16:29
-Are you worried about Sandra -out with George?	0:16:29	0:16:32
-Be quiet.	0:16:32	0:16:33
-Don't worry.	0:16:34	0:16:35
-Tecs is with them.	0:16:36	0:16:37
-Psychologicks - -he knows how to handle people.	0:16:37	0:16:41
-But there you go, -Tecs is well-read.	0:16:42	0:16:45
-So am I. I used to read -day and night years ago.	0:16:45	0:16:48
-But you didn't go to university.	0:16:48	0:16:51
-The university of life.	0:16:51	0:16:53
-I came to understand human nature.	0:16:54	0:16:56
-I came to understand human nature. - -Yes. Good.	0:16:56	0:16:57
-No.	0:16:58	0:16:59
-I was a big reader once upon a time.	0:17:00	0:17:03
-I read all the classics.	0:17:03	0:17:05
-Poetry and things?	0:17:05	0:17:07
-Yes.	0:17:08	0:17:09
-Cynan and Shakespeare.	0:17:10	0:17:12
-Eifion Wyn was the man.	0:17:12	0:17:16
-He was a big poet. A big one.	0:17:17	0:17:19
-Bigger than you?	0:17:21	0:17:22
-Bigger than you? - -Yes.	0:17:22	0:17:23
-Well... in certain fields.	0:17:24	0:17:27
-What happened to him?	0:17:31	0:17:33
-He died, Wali, in the Great War.	0:17:34	0:17:36
-He was the Bard of the Black Chair. -I'm sure you've heard about that.	0:17:37	0:17:41
-Mahogany?	0:17:42	0:17:43
-Mahogany?! Birkenhead!	0:17:43	0:17:45
-Birkenhead?	0:17:47	0:17:48
-Birkenhead? - -Yes, Birken-bloomin'-head!	0:17:48	0:17:50
-By Liverpool?	0:17:52	0:17:53
-By Liverpool? - -Of course by Liverpool! Where else?	0:17:53	0:17:56
-What did they teach you in school?	0:17:56	0:17:59
-That's where Jane went.	0:18:00	0:18:01
-That's where Jane went. - -Who?	0:18:01	0:18:02
-Jane Ty Cocyn.	0:18:02	0:18:04
-She married a tin-tack salesman -from Birkenhead.	0:18:04	0:18:08
-She was never seen again.	0:18:08	0:18:10
-His name was Eifion something.	0:18:11	0:18:12
-His name was Eifion something. - -But there's only one Eifion Wyn.	0:18:12	0:18:15
-"The great mountains -will always remain	0:18:18	0:18:21
-"The wind roars over them."	0:18:21	0:18:23
-How beautifully said.	0:18:23	0:18:26
-He'd have reached the top -had he lived.	0:18:27	0:18:30
-"See it coming, month of honey	0:18:31	0:18:33
-"Month of the cuckoo, -month of... money."	0:18:33	0:18:37
-I understand human nature.	0:18:39	0:18:44
-Wali.	0:18:46	0:18:47
-Wali!	0:18:48	0:18:49
-WALI SNORES	0:18:51	0:18:53
-I came to North Wales in 1977, -but I'm still a Hwntw.	0:18:58	0:19:02
-I was the only South Walian -to work on every C'mon Midffild.	0:19:03	0:19:06
-It's no surprise that the next clip -involves both Hwntws and Gogs.	0:19:06	0:19:12
-George! George! Go!	0:19:14	0:19:16
-Didn't I say this would happen?	0:19:16	0:19:18
-Didn't I say this would happen? - -They'll come.	0:19:18	0:19:19
-I bet they can't -get through customs.	0:19:19	0:19:22
-They're probably lost.	0:19:22	0:19:24
-It's easy to get confused -on that new roundabout.	0:19:25	0:19:28
-What was that?	0:19:29	0:19:30
-I've had enough. I'm going.	0:19:30	0:19:32
-I've had enough. I'm going. - -They're here.	0:19:32	0:19:33
-Have you got your cards?	0:19:34	0:19:36
-Whose crackpot idea was that?	0:19:36	0:19:38
-Where's your card, Wal?	0:19:39	0:19:41
-Where's your card, Wal? - -I haven't got one.	0:19:41	0:19:43
-I've only got this.	0:19:43	0:19:46
-Come in, Ceri.	0:19:46	0:19:48
-Come in, my foot.	0:19:48	0:19:50
-Come in, my foot. - -He's a man.	0:19:50	0:19:52
-Shwmai?	0:19:52	0:19:54
-Shwmai? - -Welcome to Bryncoch.	0:19:54	0:19:55
-I'm sorry we're late. -It rained all the way up.	0:19:56	0:20:00
-The roads were quite hazardous.	0:20:00	0:20:02
-The roads were quite hazardous. - -Good.	0:20:02	0:20:03
-Dad.	0:20:04	0:20:05
-This is Ieuan Morgan, our manager.	0:20:07	0:20:09
-This is Ieuan Morgan, our manager. - -Shwmai.	0:20:09	0:20:10
-Shwmai?!	0:20:11	0:20:12
-Here's Arthur Picton, our manager.	0:20:13	0:20:17
-Shwmai, Arthur?	0:20:17	0:20:19
-How are you?	0:20:19	0:20:21
-Yes, well... we'll settle -the accommodation first.	0:20:26	0:20:29
-What!?	0:20:30	0:20:31
-What!? - -Hold your cards up, boys.	0:20:31	0:20:34
-Hold them up!	0:20:36	0:20:38
-Right, lads! Hurry up!	0:20:41	0:20:44
-Over there, Julian.	0:20:45	0:20:46
-Julian?!	0:20:46	0:20:47
-Julian?! - -George.	0:20:47	0:20:48
-Are you Benny?	0:20:48	0:20:50
-George.	0:20:51	0:20:52
-What?	0:20:53	0:20:53
-What? - -You what?!	0:20:53	0:20:54
-So you're the striker, are you? -Number 9.	0:20:57	0:21:00
-No, that's his age.	0:21:00	0:21:01
-No, that's his age. - -Speak Welsh, Arthur!	0:21:01	0:21:03
-Same to you, Tecwyn.	0:21:03	0:21:06
-I'm sorry, he's my boy.	0:21:06	0:21:08
-What did he say?	0:21:10	0:21:11
-What did he say? - -This is his girlfriend.	0:21:11	0:21:13
-Shwmai.	0:21:13	0:21:14
-Shwmai. - -Shwmai.	0:21:14	0:21:15
-What did you say?	0:21:15	0:21:16
-What did you say? - -Sandra, Arthur's girl.	0:21:16	0:21:18
-Who are you calling Arthur?	0:21:18	0:21:20
-Who are you calling Arthur? - -She's my girl too.	0:21:20	0:21:22
-Right, has everyone settled?	0:21:22	0:21:26
-You're with me, Ceri.	0:21:27	0:21:28
-You're with me, Ceri. - -Thanks, Tecs.	0:21:28	0:21:29
-Excuse me. What about me?	0:21:31	0:21:35
-I forgot about Jo.	0:21:35	0:21:37
-I forgot about Jo. - -What's wrong?	0:21:37	0:21:38
-Jo isn't... a linesman.	0:21:39	0:21:41
-Wali isn't either.	0:21:42	0:21:44
-Shwmai.	0:21:46	0:21:47
-Well!	0:21:48	0:21:49
-This is Jo.	0:21:52	0:21:53
-Wali had loads of jobs, -and this was one of them.	0:21:56	0:22:00
-You're bound to remember this. -Asafoetida!	0:22:01	0:22:04
-Asafoetida!	0:22:06	0:22:07
-Oh, blimey!	0:22:12	0:22:14
-You bloomin' things! -You've got the whole field!	0:22:15	0:22:19
-Come on, midfield!	0:22:43	0:22:44
-.	0:22:45	0:22:45
-888	0:22:49	0:22:49
-888 - -888	0:22:49	0:22:51
-Sorry, I have to go.	0:22:54	0:22:56
-Which reminds me...	0:22:57	0:22:59
-..one of the most memorable scenes -happened in one of these.	0:22:59	0:23:03
-Mr Picton!	0:23:09	0:23:10
-Go away.	0:23:10	0:23:11
-Go away. - -Let me in, Arthur.	0:23:11	0:23:13
-Please, Mr Picton.	0:23:13	0:23:14
-There's no room! -Go away and switch off the light.	0:23:15	0:23:18
-Crikey!	0:23:18	0:23:19
-Wait a minute. I'm coming.	0:23:21	0:23:23
-There's only me here. -Someone must be pulling your leg.	0:23:26	0:23:31
-There's no-one else here. Look.	0:23:31	0:23:34
-No-one in here, maybe.	0:23:35	0:23:37
-Are the toilets through there?	0:23:37	0:23:39
-Are the toilets through there? - -Yes.	0:23:39	0:23:40
-Uh!	0:24:04	0:24:05
-Don't move till I come back.	0:24:05	0:24:07
-OK.	0:24:08	0:24:09
-Thank you.	0:24:11	0:24:12
-Has he gone?	0:24:21	0:24:23
-I don't know.	0:24:24	0:24:26
-Arfur.	0:24:26	0:24:27
-Arfur.	0:24:29	0:24:30
-Arfur. - -What?	0:24:30	0:24:31
-I want to go...	0:24:31	0:24:33
-Arthur.	0:24:40	0:24:41
-Shush. What?!	0:24:42	0:24:44
-How are you this evening?	0:24:52	0:24:54
-When I wrote the scripts...	0:24:57	0:24:59
-..I'd use my experience -of playing for local teams.	0:24:59	0:25:03
-But I had no experience -of a tribunal...	0:25:03	0:25:06
-..when players -went in front of their betters.	0:25:06	0:25:10
-After hearing about the antics -of Orig Williams and Tarw Nefyn...	0:25:10	0:25:15
-..I realized that it was impossible -to go over the top.	0:25:15	0:25:19
-Come on, Bryncoch!	0:25:21	0:25:23
-Mr Picton?	0:25:27	0:25:29
-I'm sorry, -he's forgotten his glasses.	0:25:31	0:25:34
-Mr Picton?	0:25:36	0:25:37
-Right, Mr Tomos.	0:25:41	0:25:43
-Describe the incident you saw.	0:25:43	0:25:46
-Mr Chairman?	0:25:48	0:25:49
-Mr Tomos wasn't wearing glasses -during the game either.	0:25:50	0:25:54
-What are you incinerating?	0:25:54	0:25:56
-What are you incinerating? - -Nothing.	0:25:56	0:25:57
-Maybe he can't accurately describe -the incident...	0:25:58	0:26:01
-..due to his disability.	0:26:02	0:26:04
-Oh, I see. -There's no point listening to him!	0:26:04	0:26:07
-Let him have his say.	0:26:07	0:26:09
-Mr Tomos.	0:26:09	0:26:11
-I have difficulty remembering -without my glasses.	0:26:15	0:26:19
-Mr Tomos, tell us what you -can remember without your glasses?	0:26:20	0:26:24
-Without glasses?	0:26:26	0:26:27
-Without glasses? - -Yes!	0:26:27	0:26:28
-Brian tripped George...	0:26:31	0:26:34
-..and then he punched him -and jumped on top of him.	0:26:36	0:26:40
-That's all I remember.	0:26:40	0:26:42
-Sorry.	0:26:43	0:26:44
-Mr Tomos. -Can you read the sign on the wall?	0:26:46	0:26:50
-What wall?	0:26:53	0:26:55
-Maybe you're right, Mr Taylor.	0:26:57	0:26:59
-Maybe he can't accurately describe -the incident...	0:27:00	0:27:03
-..due to his disability.	0:27:04	0:27:06
-My favourite scene is a camel -coming down this street...	0:27:14	0:27:18
-..carrying Tecs and Wali.	0:27:18	0:27:20
-It stopped in front of my house, -or Picton's house.	0:27:20	0:27:23
-George dreamt that Picton -had turned into Herod...	0:27:24	0:27:27
-..and wanted to steal his child.	0:27:27	0:27:30
-Everybody in the clip -speaks like George. Amazing, aye!	0:27:30	0:27:34
-Offside, ref!	0:27:35	0:27:36
-A star, aye!	0:27:37	0:27:40
-A star, aye! - -Oh!	0:27:40	0:27:41
-Aye. This is King Harrod's house. -This is where the baby is.	0:27:44	0:27:49
-DOORBELL	0:27:56	0:27:57
-Aye? What do you want?	0:28:02	0:28:04
-We've come to see the baby, aye.	0:28:04	0:28:06
-What baby?	0:28:07	0:28:08
-What baby? - -The King of June.	0:28:08	0:28:10
-We came on camels to warship him.	0:28:10	0:28:13
-I'm the King of June and Bryncoch. -There's no baby here.	0:28:13	0:28:17
-Aye, OK. Come on lads.	0:28:17	0:28:19
-Aye, OK. Come on lads. - -Hey, if you find a baby...	0:28:19	0:28:21
-..give me a tinkle, -and I'll raise him as my own...	0:28:21	0:28:25
-..and he can be King after me.	0:28:25	0:28:27
-OK, King Harrod. Will do.	0:28:27	0:28:29
-Go!	0:28:30	0:28:31
-Go! - -Go, Dobbin. Mush!	0:28:31	0:28:33
-They say that comedy -is a serious business.	0:28:37	0:28:39
-It was often serious on set, -with a lot of tension in the air.	0:28:40	0:28:44
-We'd sometimes stop filming -because a cast member was laughing.	0:28:45	0:28:49
-It's very serious -when the director starts laughing.	0:28:50	0:28:53
-Who can blame me when you were -in swaddling clothes in a manger?	0:28:54	0:28:58
-Asafoetida!	0:29:00	0:29:01
-Oh!	0:29:16	0:29:17
-Ta, chief.	0:29:19	0:29:20
-BABY GURGLES	0:29:21	0:29:23
-Oh!	0:29:29	0:29:31
-Oh! - -Thanks, Wise Man.	0:29:31	0:29:33
-BABY GURGLES	0:29:34	0:29:35
-Oh!	0:29:41	0:29:42
-Oh!	0:29:45	0:29:46
-Nice one, Wise Man.	0:29:49	0:29:51
-BABY GURGLES, KNOCK ON DOOR	0:29:52	0:29:55
-Oh!	0:29:57	0:29:59
-King Harrod!	0:30:00	0:30:03
-Oh!	0:30:03	0:30:05
-BABY GURGLES	0:30:09	0:30:10
-BABY GURGLES - -Flippin' heck.	0:30:10	0:30:12
-Aye, aye. -This is the King of June.	0:30:12	0:30:15
-I'm taking him home to raise him -as my own son. Come on, Sand.	0:30:15	0:30:20
-Aye, OK, Dad.	0:30:20	0:30:21
-I'm his father!	0:30:22	0:30:23
-I'm his father! - -You didn't do anything.	0:30:23	0:30:25
-His conception was immaculate. -Dad and I will bring him up.	0:30:26	0:30:30
-Too true, pal. Come along, Sand.	0:30:30	0:30:32
-Stop him!	0:30:33	0:30:34
-Stop him, stop him!	0:30:35	0:30:37
-Fat chance, George. -You didn't help us, pillock.	0:30:38	0:30:42
-It wasn't immaculate! I made him!	0:30:43	0:30:46
-I had the honour of working -on every programme of every series.	0:30:49	0:30:53
-Like many of you, -my favourite scene...	0:30:53	0:30:56
-..is Wali Tomos -arriving late for the wedding.	0:30:57	0:31:00
-Come on, midfield!	0:31:02	0:31:03
-Just in time.	0:31:07	0:31:09
-Congratulations!	0:31:12	0:31:14
-Come on, midfield!	0:31:21	0:31:23
-.	0:31:23	0:31:23
-888	0:31:27	0:31:27
-888 - -888	0:31:27	0:31:29
-Christmas wouldn't be Christmas -without C'mon Midffild.	0:31:31	0:31:36
-I wouldn't like Arthur Picton -to be Santa, mind.	0:31:36	0:31:39
-Why not?	0:31:40	0:31:41
-Oh. You're going to be Santa Claus?	0:31:45	0:31:47
-No, I'm going to a funeral.	0:31:48	0:31:50
-Who else could be Santa Claus?	0:31:51	0:31:53
-Me?	0:31:54	0:31:55
-What do you know about children?	0:31:56	0:31:58
-What do you know about children? - -I used to be one.	0:31:58	0:31:59
-Idiot.	0:32:00	0:32:00
-Idiot. - -He'd be better than you.	0:32:00	0:32:02
-You can't even grant your daughter -a Christmas wish.	0:32:03	0:32:06
-That's different! -What do you want, Wali?	0:32:06	0:32:09
-Are you coming carol-singing -and do you want a raffle ticket?	0:32:10	0:32:14
-No.	0:32:14	0:32:15
-No to which one?	0:32:16	0:32:17
-No to which one? - -Both. Waste of time.	0:32:17	0:32:19
-We need money not charity.	0:32:20	0:32:21
-Is that how you'll talk to the kids?	0:32:22	0:32:24
-Is that how you'll talk to the kids? - -No!	0:32:24	0:32:25
-You're too angry to be Santa.	0:32:25	0:32:27
-You're too angry to be Santa. - -I'm not angry.	0:32:27	0:32:28
-And you shout all the time.	0:32:29	0:32:31
-I don't shout!	0:32:31	0:32:32
-I don't shout! - -You do.	0:32:32	0:32:33
-Bloody hell, I don't! I only shout -at you! I'll be OK with the kids!	0:32:34	0:32:39
-Show me what you're going to do.	0:32:43	0:32:45
-Show me what you're going to do. - -I can't without children.	0:32:45	0:32:47
-Wali, you'll do.	0:32:48	0:32:50
-What?!	0:32:50	0:32:51
-What?! - -Me?	0:32:51	0:32:52
-Don't be silly.	0:32:52	0:32:53
-Don't be silly. - -You're too angry to do it.	0:32:53	0:32:55
-OK, Sandra.	0:32:56	0:32:56
-OK, Sandra. - -Wali!	0:32:56	0:32:57
-What's your name?	0:33:04	0:33:05
-Not like that! Put him on your lap!	0:33:07	0:33:10
-Don't...	0:33:10	0:33:11
-Don't... - -I won't alter the costume.	0:33:11	0:33:14
-Come on.	0:33:14	0:33:15
-Right.	0:33:26	0:33:27
-What's your name?	0:33:31	0:33:33
-Wali, Santa.	0:33:34	0:33:35
-How old are you, Wali?	0:33:36	0:33:38
-Forty-three, Santa.	0:33:38	0:33:40
-What do you want -for Christmas, Wali?	0:33:40	0:33:42
-Don't you know? -I wrote to you three weeks ago.	0:33:43	0:33:46
-Don't, there's a good boy.	0:33:46	0:33:48
-I get a lot of letters. -I tend to forget.	0:33:49	0:33:53
-Give me a clue.	0:33:53	0:33:55
-Don't!	0:33:56	0:33:57
-Well, it has a tail -and you can sit on it.	0:33:59	0:34:03
-A horse.	0:34:04	0:34:05
-A horse. - -No.	0:34:05	0:34:06
-It has wheels, a chain and ears.	0:34:08	0:34:11
-Wheels and ears?	0:34:11	0:34:13
-You don't know, do you?	0:34:13	0:34:14
-You don't know, do you? - -Give me a chance to think. Don't!	0:34:14	0:34:17
-You're not the real Santa. -The real Santa would know!	0:34:18	0:34:22
-Alright, then! What is it?	0:34:22	0:34:24
-Alright, then! What is it? - -A bike.	0:34:24	0:34:25
-A bike with ears and a tail?	0:34:26	0:34:29
-Oh, I lied about those.	0:34:29	0:34:31
-Oh, I lied about those. - -Good Lord!	0:34:31	0:34:34
-Santa Claus pinched me.	0:34:34	0:34:36
-Santa Claus pinched me. - -Now look what you've done!	0:34:36	0:34:38
-He started it.	0:34:39	0:34:39
-He started it. - -What kind of Santa are you?!	0:34:39	0:34:41
-Not the real Santa Claus.	0:34:42	0:34:43
-Not the real Santa Claus. - -Yes, I am.	0:34:43	0:34:44
-The real Santa would give me money!	0:34:45	0:34:46
-The real Santa would give me money! - -You've upset the little boy.	0:34:46	0:34:48
-I want money from Santa for sweets.	0:34:49	0:34:50
-I want money from Santa for sweets. - -You're an evil Santa Claus.	0:34:50	0:34:53
-Good Lord!	0:34:53	0:34:54
-Take it, baby!	0:34:55	0:34:57
-Take it, baby! - -Oh, thank you, Mr Picton.	0:34:57	0:34:58
-What am I doing?	0:35:00	0:35:02
-Mr Picton! Your name, look!	0:35:03	0:35:05
-Wali! Give me my money back, idiot!	0:35:05	0:35:08
-C'mon Midffild is a comedy -and it's silly to over-analyse.	0:35:09	0:35:13
-But there are remarkable layers -to the characters.	0:35:13	0:35:17
-Who'd imagine that George Huws -of all people was a theologian?	0:35:17	0:35:21
-When Wali's mother died...	0:35:22	0:35:24
-..who provided spiritual comfort -for Wali? George.	0:35:24	0:35:29
-Given the chance, George Huws -would be like Dr R Tudur Jones.	0:35:29	0:35:34
-Asafoetida!	0:35:37	0:35:38
-Poor Mam.	0:35:43	0:35:45
-I wonder where she is now?	0:35:48	0:35:49
-I wonder where she is now? - -I know where she is.	0:35:49	0:35:51
-Do you?	0:35:53	0:35:55
-Aye.	0:35:55	0:35:56
-Up there.	0:35:57	0:35:58
-In heaven with the angels.	0:36:00	0:36:02
-Do you think so?	0:36:04	0:36:06
-In this world, there are good people -and bad people.	0:36:06	0:36:11
-It's not easy -to tell the difference between them.	0:36:12	0:36:15
-When they kick the bucket, and go -to the sorting office in the sky...	0:36:16	0:36:21
-..He separates the good -from the bad.	0:36:22	0:36:26
-He can see inside people.	0:36:28	0:36:32
-I'll tell you this much...	0:36:34	0:36:35
-..a lot of chapelgoers -have had one hell of a shock.	0:36:36	0:36:39
-They expect -the "Beam me up, Jesus"...	0:36:40	0:36:43
-..and the next minute...	0:36:44	0:36:46
-..a trapdoor opens and whoosh, -down they go to hell.	0:36:46	0:36:50
-But He looked inside your mother...	0:36:52	0:36:56
-..and saw that she's good people.	0:36:57	0:37:00
-And he sent her -on the first cloud to heaven.	0:37:01	0:37:05
-Oh, if you say so, George.	0:37:10	0:37:11
-Aye.	0:37:12	0:37:13
-And that's where she is now, -looking down on you.	0:37:14	0:37:17
-And do you know what she's doing?	0:37:18	0:37:21
-No, what?	0:37:21	0:37:22
-She's smiling because she's happy.	0:37:25	0:37:28
-Happier than she was down here.	0:37:30	0:37:32
-Happier than she was down here. - -Aye.	0:37:32	0:37:33
-Because she isn't with me.	0:37:33	0:37:34
-Because she isn't with me. - -Aye... no, Wal.	0:37:34	0:37:37
-Because she's with you now.	0:37:40	0:37:43
-Is she?	0:37:46	0:37:47
-Is she? - -Yes.	0:37:47	0:37:48
-And she'll be with you forever...	0:37:49	0:37:51
-..and ever, Amen.	0:37:52	0:37:54
-But she was in heaven a minute ago. -She can't be in two places at once.	0:37:58	0:38:02
-She can.	0:38:03	0:38:05
-Because she's a sole now.	0:38:06	0:38:11
-Sole? Isn't that a type of fish?	0:38:11	0:38:16
-No... a soul!	0:38:18	0:38:22
-Heaven is like a big aeroplane -that takes her everywhere.	0:38:24	0:38:28
-Blimey!	0:38:29	0:38:30
-I was arrested in 1990 -for suspected holiday cottage arson.	0:38:33	0:38:38
-And me.	0:38:38	0:38:39
-And me. - -I didn't know you had been arrested.	0:38:39	0:38:41
-I was in Dolgellau -and you were in Colwyn Bay.	0:38:42	0:38:45
-I came in front of Sergeant Picton, -of all people.	0:38:45	0:38:48
-What was the evidence against you?	0:38:48	0:38:51
-What was the evidence against you? - -A battery and a watch strap.	0:38:51	0:38:53
-At least I got an episode out of it.	0:38:53	0:38:55
-At least I got an episode out of it. - -Yes, Meibion Bryncoch.	0:38:55	0:38:57
-Here's a clip from the episode.	0:38:57	0:39:00
-Offside, ref!	0:39:01	0:39:03
-Mr Picton.	0:39:04	0:39:05
-What?	0:39:06	0:39:07
-Are you still there?	0:39:09	0:39:11
-No. I'm on holiday in Spain.	0:39:13	0:39:15
-# When I was	0:39:21	0:39:24
-# In a dark	0:39:24	0:39:26
-# And lonely cell #	0:39:27	0:39:29
-Thanks very much. -Just what I wanted to cheer me up!	0:39:29	0:39:33
-Oh, yes. Sorry.	0:39:33	0:39:35
-Ah! Mr Picton! I've just remembered.	0:39:37	0:39:39
-What?	0:39:40	0:39:41
-# Happy birthday to you!	0:39:41	0:39:45
-# Happy birthday	0:39:45	0:39:47
-# To you! #	0:39:47	0:39:48
-How the hell -can it be a happy birthday?	0:39:49	0:39:51
-Oh, yes.	0:39:52	0:39:53
-Good job you celebrated yesterday.	0:39:54	0:39:56
-Good job you celebrated yesterday. - -Wasn't it just?	0:39:56	0:39:58
-How's the claustrophobia?	0:39:59	0:40:01
-I'd forgotten about it -until you mentioned it.	0:40:02	0:40:05
-That's the best thing to do.	0:40:06	0:40:08
-Let's play a game. That'll help.	0:40:08	0:40:11
-Yes. We'll have a round of golf.	0:40:11	0:40:14
-No! You need balls and clubs.	0:40:14	0:40:18
-What about I spy?	0:40:21	0:40:23
-How can we play I spy -with you there and me here?	0:40:24	0:40:28
-The cells are similar enough.	0:40:28	0:40:31
-OK.	0:40:31	0:40:32
-But I'm starting.	0:40:34	0:40:36
-Alright.	0:40:37	0:40:38
-I spy with my little eye...	0:40:41	0:40:46
-..something beginning with...	0:40:46	0:40:49
-..C.	0:40:54	0:40:55
-C.	0:40:56	0:40:57
-Mmm.	0:40:58	0:40:59
-Cup.	0:41:00	0:41:01
-How can you see a cup from there?	0:41:02	0:41:04
-Was I right?	0:41:05	0:41:06
-Was I right? - -Yes.	0:41:06	0:41:07
-My turn.	0:41:07	0:41:09
-I spy with my little eye...	0:41:11	0:41:15
-..something beginning with...	0:41:16	0:41:20
-..F.	0:41:21	0:41:22
-Floor.	0:41:26	0:41:28
-No.	0:41:29	0:41:30
-Forearm.	0:41:34	0:41:35
-No.	0:41:35	0:41:37
-Fingers.	0:41:42	0:41:43
-Fingers?	0:41:43	0:41:44
-Fingers? - -Yes.	0:41:44	0:41:45
-No.	0:41:45	0:41:46
-No. - -Fist?	0:41:46	0:41:47
-No.	0:41:48	0:41:49
-Frog?	0:41:50	0:41:51
-No!	0:41:52	0:41:54
-Forget it.	0:41:55	0:41:57
-Forget it. - -No.	0:41:57	0:41:58
-Give up?	0:41:59	0:42:01
-Yes. What is it?	0:42:02	0:42:04
-Four insects.	0:42:04	0:42:05
-Asafoetida!	0:42:07	0:42:08
-Looking back on the series...	0:42:13	0:42:16
-..I asked myself -what I'd learnt from it all.	0:42:16	0:42:20
-Well, the simple things -always work best.	0:42:21	0:42:25
-Come on, Bryncoch!	0:42:27	0:42:29
-WALI SINGS SILENT NIGHT	0:42:29	0:42:33
-Wali. How long have you been there?	0:42:39	0:42:42
-Four verses of Silent Night.	0:42:42	0:42:44
-But I only know the first verse, -so I've been de-deeing for three.	0:42:44	0:42:49
-Why didn't you sing -the first verse four times?	0:42:50	0:42:53
-What for?	0:42:53	0:42:55
-Yes, you're right. -What for? Come in.	0:42:55	0:42:58
-Thank you.	0:42:58	0:43:00
-Why didn't you sing another carol?	0:43:04	0:43:06
-Why didn't you sing another carol? - -I only know that one.	0:43:06	0:43:08
-What if someone asks -for another carol?	0:43:08	0:43:11
-Easy. No-one asks.	0:43:11	0:43:13
-They're more interested in why -I'm de-deeing for three verses...	0:43:13	0:43:18
-..rather than sing -the first verse four times.	0:43:18	0:43:21
-They look surprised, -give me money and close the door...	0:43:22	0:43:26
-..apart from Arthur, -who just closed the door.	0:43:26	0:43:29
-Jean.	0:43:30	0:43:31
-Jean!	0:43:32	0:43:33
-Come here a minute. -From the second verse on, Wali.	0:43:33	0:43:37
-OK.	0:43:37	0:43:38
-# De-de-de-de	0:43:45	0:43:47
-# De-de-de-de	0:43:48	0:43:51
-# De-de-de	0:43:52	0:43:55
-# De-de-de	0:43:56	0:43:58
-# De-de-de-de-de	0:44:00	0:44:02
-# De-de-de-de	0:44:03	0:44:05
-# De-de-de-de-de	0:44:07	0:44:10
-# De-de-de-de	0:44:11	0:44:13
-# De-de-de-de-de-de	0:44:15	0:44:20
-# De	0:44:21	0:44:22
-# De-de-de-de-de-de	0:44:23	0:44:27
-# De #	0:44:28	0:44:29
-Well done, Wali.	0:44:29	0:44:31
-Well, we've almost finished. -Thanks for watching.	0:44:32	0:44:36
-What's number one? -Do I have to tell you?	0:44:36	0:44:40
-From Bryncoch's sad-looking field...	0:44:40	0:44:43
-..goodbye!	0:44:43	0:44:44
-Come on, midfield!	0:44:47	0:44:49
-Right, come on.	0:44:51	0:44:53
-Where did they come from? -I've never seen them before.	0:44:55	0:44:58
-Are you saying they've been -in the toilet since eleven?	0:44:59	0:45:03
-If so, it'll be a serious case.	0:45:03	0:45:05
-If so, it'll be a serious case. - -What are you incinerating?	0:45:05	0:45:07
-Names - you.	0:45:08	0:45:09
-Tecwyn Parri.	0:45:09	0:45:11
-Address.	0:45:14	0:45:15
-4 Maes Tirion, Bryncoch.	0:45:16	0:45:18
-Next.	0:45:26	0:45:27
-Next. - -Arthur.	0:45:27	0:45:28
-Surname?	0:45:31	0:45:32
-Surname? - -Bell.	0:45:32	0:45:34
-Brynglas.	0:45:35	0:45:36
-Colwyn Bay.	0:45:39	0:45:41
-You.	0:45:52	0:45:53
-You. - -Walker.	0:45:53	0:45:54
-John Walker.	0:45:58	0:45:59
-5 George Street, Holyhead.	0:46:00	0:46:02
-Yes?	0:46:15	0:46:16
-Glyn.	0:46:20	0:46:21
-Surname?	0:46:24	0:46:25
-Fiddich.	0:46:26	0:46:27
-Glyn Fiddich? Are you sure?	0:46:31	0:46:34
-Yes! Ask Mr Picton!	0:46:35	0:46:38
-Ho ho!	0:46:40	0:46:41
-Ho ho! - -Ho ho to you! Sod off!	0:46:41	0:46:44
-A large rum for me -and a small whisky for the others.	0:46:51	0:46:55
-Where did they come from?	0:46:55	0:46:57
-Crisis! That bugger George -is out of his skull!	0:46:58	0:47:02
-God knows -how he'll play football today!	0:47:02	0:47:05
-Wali!	0:47:05	0:47:06
-Out of the way!	0:47:11	0:47:13
-Idiot!	0:47:14	0:47:15
-You put your feet in there?! Pig!	0:47:17	0:47:20
-There was no room for me.	0:47:20	0:47:22
-There was no room for me. - -We'll find somewhere here.	0:47:22	0:47:25
-Hurry, George. The flippin' -donkey's beginning to disturb me!	0:47:25	0:47:29
-Someone's shooting at us, Mr Picton.	0:47:30	0:47:33
-Asafoetida! Get down! -Close the window, Wali!	0:47:33	0:47:36
-Come on, midfield!	0:47:46	0:47:48
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