Dim Byd/Mwy: Meindiwch Eich Busnes Dim Byd

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-# The corner shop,

-the hairdressing salon

-# The butcher up on the hill

-# If you want a business

-to be a success

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-Mind Your Own Business #

-On Mind Your Own Business...

-..we spend a week

-with interesting family businesses.

-Hello.

-The Whitehall in Pwllheli here.

-We want Dafydd Wigley

-for the darts trophy night in May.

-Tonight, we visit a mother and

-daughter from the Ogwen Valley...

-..who provide a unique service.

-Hello?

-I'm looking for Elin Fflur

-or Gary Slaymaker. Thank you.

-I was in school with your mother.

-Tell her Linda Brown says hello.

-Is the door ready?

-Is it alright now, Colin?

-Linda Brown is better known

-as Bara Caws's administrator.

-She's diversified and started a new

-business with her daughter, Caren.

-She's a good businesswoman

-who treats people fairly.

-She knows her clients and the market

-through her contacts.

-Which Mici Plwm do they want?

-The biggest.

-Back in the 1990s...

-..Bara Caws were on tour

-with a show featuring Ffarmwr Ffowc.

-I happened to be

-in a cafe in Penrhyndeudraeth.

-I spotted Ffarmwr Ffowc.

-I asked, "Shouldn't you be

-in Llandeilo for the opening night?"

-It was incredible.

-I was in a cafe in Penrhyndeudraeth.

-A woman screamed at me, "Hey, hey!

-You should be in Aberaeron!"

-Llandeilo.

-It wasn't Ffarmwr Ffowc.

-The likeness to Wales's

-most famous farmer...

-..gave Linda the idea

-of a lookalike company.

-Lookalikes

-have become very popular.

-We're the only company that provides

-a Welsh-language service.

-If you wanted Dafydd Elis-Thomas

-to take part in a stag night...

-..or Caryl Parry Jones

-to open a carnival...

-..well, these people

-are busy and impossible to contact.

-That's where our company steps in.

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-Good morning. 'Run Sbit.

-We have 89 on our books...

-..including Eleri Sion,

-Huw Stephens...

-..Morgan Jones from Sgorio

-to Rapsgaliwn...

-..Matthew Rhys

-without forgetting Mari Lovgreen.

-I've been Mari's lookalike

-for three years.

-It was hard to get into character

-to start, because of those eyes.

-No, I'm enjoying it.

-It's hard, but I'm enjoying it.

-I'm not fussy at all.

-I'll do anything to get noticed,

-anything.

-Anything so people can see me.

-No, I'm not fussy at all.

-Absolutely anything.

-Mari Lovgreen is lovely.

-Working with her is so easy.

-I love her.

-Some people

-are easier to work with than others.

-Take that Daloni Metcalfe

-for example.

-Caren feels that Linda's habit...

-..of calling clients by a lookalike

-star name can be confusing.

-I can't get through to her.

-I usually use their real names.

-Mam won't change so I've joined her.

-It's less confusing.

-You can have embarrassing moments.

-I'll introduce them and say,

-"This is Caryl Parry Jones."

-People tend to gawp.

-I just ignore them.

-I don't see it as a problem.

-However problems occur

-from time to time.

-It hasn't been easy.

-The low point

-was the business with Bryn Terfel.

-He did that car advert.

-Goodness!

-I'm sure he said

-that he could drive.

-Bryn Terfel, Castle Cars,

-Scene 1 Take 8.

-And you can pay every week.

-Isn't that good?

-The sound engineer's foot

-swelled like a balloon.

-He sued us and took us to court.

-I was in a very dark place then.

-If it wasn't for Caren,

-I don't know what I'd have done.

-She's been a rock.

-She was always there for me.

-She's a good girl.

-She's a good friend.

-She's a good daughter.

-She's more than a daughter.

-I don't know

-what I'd have done without her.

-Where's the coffee?

-Tuesday

-It's Tuesday at 'Run Sbit.

-The women are busy at work.

-Gout affects over six million people

-in the world today.

-Post this on your profile...

-..if you know anyone affected

-by this terrible condition.

-I can't think of anyone, can you?

-I can't think of anyone, can you?

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-No.

-Neither can I.

-I think I'll leave it.

-Look at me sitting here

-like a queen!

-I'm going to Cwm y Glo

-to look for a Shan Cothi.

-Then I'll visit Jonsi on my way

-back to see how the poor dab is.

-Give him my regards.

-I will. Take a message

-if someone calls. I won't be long.

-Ta-ra.

-Look at me in my slippers!

-A crucial part of Linda's job

-is knowing who is popular.

-I don't have a Shan Cothi

-on my books.

-I get a lot of phone calls.

-Look at Nia Parry over there!

-I'm often asked for Shan Cothi

-to appear in agricultural shows.

-That's what I'm doing today,

-looking for her.

-Back at the office, Caren has taken

-a call which could be a bit tricky.

-Caban in Brynrefail is opening

-a new cafe extension on Friday.

-They were checking John and Alun's

-availability for the opening.

-The popular duo, John and Alun,

-has entertained audiences for years.

-They're old friends.

-That isn't true of

-'Run Sbit's John and Alun.

-They haven't spoken in months.

-Can you open your window?

-That's disgusting.

-He looks a bit like him.

-He makes a great effort.

-If you play someone, you need

-to know a bit about his character.

-I'd suggest that to anyone

-who tries to do what I'm doing.

-You're imitating the man,

-not being the man.

-It seems

-that years of working together...

-..has taken its toll on the duo.

-He's an idiot.

-He's nothing like Alun.

-He has a goatee beard.

-He's tall and can't speak Welsh.

-I mean,

-John and Alun is all he's got.

-He is living a dream.

-Me, I take it or leave it.

-I've had scouts and agents

-sniffing around me for a lookalike.

-I've been told

-I look like David Baddiel.

-We don't get on.

-He's from the other side

-of Offa's Dyke.

-It's such a shame. John and Alun

-used to be very popular.

-I'll let Mam sort that out.

-She's better than me

-at tackling such problems.

-However, her mother has enough

-on her plate in Cwm y Glo.

-How's it going, Linda?

-Not very well.

-There's no-one at home.

-Hello. I'm looking for Shan Cothi.

-Hello. I'm looking for Shan Cothi.

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-I'm sorry, I don't speak Welsh.

-Do you know anyone

-who looks like Shan Cothi?

-Like Shan Cothi?

-Curly hair and she rides horses.

-Curly hair and she rides horses.

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-No, I don't. I'm sorry.

-I'm Linda from 'Run Sbit.

-I'm looking

-for a Shan Cothi lookalike.

-Shan Cothi?

-Alright.

-Alright.

-

-Thank you.

-Good Lord!

-She didn't even know who she was.

-Curly hair, likes riding horses.

-If you see anyone who looks like

-Shan Cothi, can you let me know?

-Thank you. Sorry to disturb you

-and many thanks to you.

-We're 'Run Sbit.

-Thank you very much.

-How's it going, Mam?

-Not very well. I've seen a few

-who look like Shan Cothi.

-It's not worth it.

-With Linda feeling downhearted...

-..Caren breaks the news

-about John and Alun.

-Guess what,

-someone called asking for them.

-Oh, no!

-Oh, no!

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-Yes.

-Oh, God! I'll sort it out.

-Don't worry, OK?

-So I'll see you in a minute.

-Ta-ra, love.

-Ta-ra, ta-ra.

-I know, Alun.

-You know me,

-I don't like letting people down.

-Will you do it for me, Alun?

-For me.

-Coming up in Part Two.

-Can Linda get John and Alun

-to see eye to eye by Friday?

-What if I made you some bara brith?

-Not everyone is thrilled

-that the business is a success.

-I'm not happy. It's my livelihood!

-An unexpected visitor calls

-into the office of 'Run Sbit.

-Hello. 'Run Sbit?

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-Wednesday

-It's Wednesday,

-and the official opening looms.

-'Run Sbit, the lookalike agency,

-has less than 48 hours...

-..to persuade John and Alun

-to take part.

-It doesn't look very promising.

-Cool head, John!

-At least there's good news

-about Shan Cothi.

-It's not a problem

-that she doesn't ride a horse...

-..as long as she looks

-like Shan Cothi.

-Linda isn't one to bite her tongue

-when it comes to business.

-Welsh celebs have priced themselves

-out of the market.

-I know I'll be unpopular

-for saying that.

-Who wants to pay the fee

-for the real Daf Du...

-..when they can have our Daf Du...

-..with Glyn Wise and Dyl Mei

-thrown in for the same fee?

-They'll share a car too!

-However, not everyone agrees.

-However, not everyone agrees.

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-No, I don't!

-I'm not happy at all.

-I feel strongly about it.

-The lookalikes are stealing

-actors' roles.

-Emyr Gibson is one

-of the stars of Rownd A Rownd.

-He argues that agencies such as 'Run

-Sbit devalues the art of acting.

-A fortnight ago, I was filled up the

-car at a petrol station at Gaerwen.

-I went in to pay

-and saw a poster near the till.

-"Car Boot Sale

-to be opened by Emyr Gibson."

-It was held on the coming weekend!

-I couldn't believe it.

-It had nothing to do with me.

-No-one contacted me about it.

-It's these lookalikes!

-It makes my blood boil.

-That was a good job.

-I understand that Emyr is annoyed.

-I'm taking work away from him.

-We all have to make a living.

-Come in.

-Actor Hefin Wyn has strong views

-about lookalikes.

-Well, well, well. Michelle.

-I sympathize a great deal with Emyr.

-It's terribly hard.

-It's almost impossible

-to get acting work in Wales.

-Thank you.

-Thank you.

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-Thank you. Nice to see you, lads.

-It's strange, because I was going

-to go to the car-boot sale anyway.

-I've been lucky.

-I get more work as Myrddin

-of Hogia'r Wyddfa than Hefin Wyn.

-On behalf of Hogia'r Wyddfa...

-..it's my pleasure

-to officially open the ride.

-Myrddin has begun to lose the plot.

-We thought Hef would do the job.

-They only charge 40

-for a few hours.

-It's a bargain.

-Hefin has stepped in to help.

-There are three main services.

-Glyder Fawr, Tryfan and Great Orme.

-But we can be flexible

-to suit the client's needs.

-We offer two for the price of one.

-Bethan Gwanas and Tudur Owen.

-I was shopping in Llandudno

-and this bird came up and said...

-"..Do you fancy

-being Bethan Gwanas for the day?"

-I said,

-"I don't know who Bethan Gwanas is."

-She said,

-"There's 80 in it if you do."

-Oh, yes. Bethan was very popular.

-She was always being booked.

-But she couldn't drive, so we asked

-Tudur Owen to take her out.

-He started

-to do lesser events with her.

-And now Tuds is in great demand.

-Bethan Gwanas just goes along

-for the ride. Isn't that bizarre?

-It's an 18th birthday party.

-A popular 'Run Sbit lookalike

-surprises the birthday girl.

-Hello, girls!

-Oh, my God!

-Tudur Owen! Oh, my God!

-Exactly! In our party! Unbelievable!

-I can't believe it.

-I can't believe it.

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-Give him a kiss!

-They almost ate me in there.

-It was totally, totally nuts!

-They're mad! I have shoes

-that are older than them.

-Absolutely nuts! I'm shocked!

-I haven't stopped in two years.

-It's been bonkers.

-I've worked

-every weekend and bank holiday.

-I'm surprised people

-aren't sick of me by now.

-It's Thursday.

-Linda turns on the charm for John.

-John, of John and Alun,

-is in with Mam.

-It's touch and go

-whether they'll do the opening.

-I've left them to sort it out.

-Make me a cuppa please, Car?

-Oh, Rhydian!

-Rhydian!

-Sorry, I thought you were Rhydian.

-But with a little perseverance,

-Linda is halfway to her goal.

-That was hard.

-I have persuaded John

-to do the opening in Brynrefail.

-I don't think Alun

-will be such a problem.

-I hope everything

-will be OK on the day.

-Fingers crossed!

-Hi, Bruce. It's Linda again.

-What's the Welsh word

-for "equestrian"?

-How do you spell it?

-Great, thanks. Ta-ra.

-Mam, why don't you

-look it up in the dictionary?

-It's easier to phone. I'm too busy.

-And then, without warning,

-an unexpected knock on the door.

-Hello. 'Run Sbit?

-Gwyn Elfyn is one

-of S4C's most famous faces...

-..as Denzil on Pobol Y Cwm.

-His character

-has been written out of the series.

-Gwyn, like everyone else, feels

-the pinch and is looking for work.

-I worked in the same job for years.

-It's not easy to find work nowadays.

-Budgets are tight too.

-I saw the 'Run Sbit agency...

-..and thought who better than me

-to be Denzil's lookalike?

-But the meeting doesn't start well.

-You are Denzil.

-You can't be his lookalike.

-No!

-I'm Gwyn.

-And then, if I turn into Denzil,

-I speak differently.

-Denzil comes

-from the Gwendraeth Valley.

-I can change my accent as required.

-I'm not really Denzil.

-Denzil was a character.

-You've lost me. I don't understand.

-I'm totally confused.

-I'm me.

-I'm trying to be the same as Denzil.

-You can't be, love.

-That's what I'm trying to tell you.

-Why not?

-Why not?

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-You can't be Denzil's lookalike.

-Here's an example.

-That's Daf Du.

-Daf Du?!

-Daf Du?!

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-Or Morgan from Sgorio.

-He's more like Morgan from Sgorio.

-And there's his lookalike.

-They don't want him - they want him.

-But he isn't.

-But he isn't.

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-No, but that's what they want.

-His hair is the wrong colour.

-His hair is the wrong colour.

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-Never mind. It doesn't matter.

-They always go

-for the lookalike, every time.

-Despite Gwyn's efforts,

-Linda doesn't give in.

-Oh, I don't know where I am!

-I'm really confused.

-It's not going to work.

-Sorry.

-Right.

-Can I be someone else, then?

-I don't know about that.

-You are Denz.

-How did it go, Gwyn?

-I'm not sure.

-I thought it was going OK,

-then she gave me this.

-I'm not sure

-that I know who I am any more.

-It's Friday.

-It's a big day for 'Run Sbit.

-It must be here somewhere.

-I'm sure I put it in here.

-Even though she persuaded

-John and Alun to appear together...

-..Linda faces another problem.

-Ridiculous.

-She can't find the cassette player

-to play John and Alun's music.

-You had it last.

-I don't use it. Why would I have it?

-I thought I'd left it here.

-Are you sure you haven't used it?

-I must find it. It's important.

-I must find it. It's important.

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-What's it doing here?

-Thanks goodness...

-..Caren's eagle eye

-spots the cassette player.

-Who had the idea

-of putting the coat stand there?

-Thank God.

-Can you show me how to do it?

-Press the play and stop buttons!

-I don't have the time, Caren.

-It's obviously been a while

-since Linda used the machine.

-Play.

-Blimey.

-Volume.

-They're here!

-I'd forgotten.

-Oh, a blast from the past!

-I haven't heard this in ages.

-The lads have got

-to have their play-in music.

-Is it loud enough?

-Over in Brynrefail,

-'Run Sbit's big moment has arrived.

-The mother-and-daughter agency

-arrives for the official opening.

-Linda wants to ensure

-that it goes without a hitch.

-The big day has arrived.

-I hope it goes well for the lads.

-It's going to be quite exciting.

-I've brought the tape to make me

-think about the old days. Hi, Alun.

-Alun is the first to arrive.

-How are you?

-The second member of the dynamic duo

-arrives soon after.

-Oh, John! What can I say?

-Are you alright?

-Are you alright?

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-Yes!

-John.

-Don't film this.

-I'm feeling too emotional.

-It's great that you came.

-Today is the opening

-of the extension of Caban cafe.

-The staff wanted John and Alun

-lookalikes to perform today.

-They were excited to see them.

-Once the bloke introduces you,

-I'll press "Play" and you enter.

-Don't you say anything. OK, Alun?

-That's enough from me.

-Let's go straight to John and Alun.

-# I am a quarryman #

-Is this the "Stop" button?

-Do you know what, Caren? Why do I

-bother with the music intro?

-These two clowns don't even

-look like John and Alun.

-Who do people throw away money

-on such rubbish?

-Anyway,

-we make good money out of it.

-Why is this tape still running?

-# See the sun

-# Sometimes I think #

-Next week on

-Mind Your Own Business...

-..tips on dealing with bankruptcy

-in a family business...

-..with the mother and daughter

-from Bethesda.

-# The corner shop,

-the hairdressing salon

-# The butcher up on the hill

-# If you want the business

-to be a success

-# Get the best advice on

-Mind Your Own Business #

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