Pennod 2 Jonathan

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-Right, welcome to the show.

-There's one game left

-against the All Blacks.

-We're through

-to the next round of the Euros too!

-It's going to be a great weekend.

-Speaking of great things,

-please welcome Sarra Elgan.

-You've been very nice recently.

-You've been very nice recently.

-

-It's the weather.

-Have you been watching

-your husband in South Africa?

-Yes, yes,

-it was all a little depressing.

-They were 19-3 up

-and then they lost.

-England are doing well now.

-BOOING

-We have to congratulate England.

-Winning two tests out there

-is very good.

-It's the Eddie Jones factor,

-I think.

-They're doing very well,

-unfortunately.

-As you know,

-we don't have Nigel at the moment.

-You all came to see him too!

-We've had a chat with him

-over Skype.

-Nigel, tell us,

-what were you up to last week?

-Hello, Jiff!

-How are you, Sarra?

-You look good as usual.

-I'm joking.

-I've been refereeing in Fiji.

-I'm in Australia at the moment,

-down under.

-I ran the line last week

-for England against Australia.

-I'm refereeing the England Australia

-game in Sydney tomorrow.

-The final test.

-You've received your MBE.

-Yes, Jiff, I've received my MBE.

-Thanks for the congratulations

-on Twitter.

-I haven't seen one from Sarra.

-I haven't seen one from Sarra.

-

-I haven't done one.

-Where's yours? I'm still two behind

-you, Jiff. You're an OBE or CBE.

-Thanks for the message

-and for the nomination.

-Did you nominate me?

-Did you nominate me?

-

-No, I didn't nominate him.

-What's the difference,

-which is higher? Yours or his?

-MBE, Nigel. OBE, Jonathan Davies.

-Then there's CBE and then Sir Gareth

-and Sir Tom and Lord whatever.

-Is that your aim?

-I don't have a hope of any of those.

-Nigel isn't just an MBE now, but

-he's also the most capped referee.

-He's done 71 international matches.

-That's more than anyone else,

-and he's been honoured.

-Who's on tonight's programme?

-Let's see.

-This is super exciting.

-That big pillar, can you see?

-All I genuinely want to do now

-is get off this wall.

-But I will not be defeated.

-Jamie Robinson! He's over!

-Stretch me!

-Stretch Peter.

-There's wee on my face.

-Please welcome

-The One Show's Alex Jones...

-..and former Wales International,

-Jamie Robinson.

-Playing them in,

-please welcome the Nigellas.

-# The One Show theme music #

-Very good.

-What a welcome!

-You must be sick of hearing it

-every night.

-It's nice.

-It's nice.

-

-You used to sit up there.

-This is more comfortable.

-This is more comfortable.

-

-There's more room.

-Where's the transfer fee

-from Jonathan to The One Show?

-You get transfer fees in sport.

-Vauxhall Conference

-to the Premier League.

-Woah, now. Or an introduction fee.

-Bugger all. Nothing.

-You've brought this up three times

-and I've said it's on the way.

-I thought it had gone

-from my account to yours.

-I've had eleven years

-and I've been very lucky.

-I had Eleri Sion

-and then you and now Sarra.

-I've had three great co-hosts.

-Oh, that's nice.

-I'm waiting for the punchline.

-I'm waiting for the punchline.

-

-I'm nice today.

-The last time you were on, you were

-still playing. You've given up now.

-The game gave me up, I think.

-It was many years ago.

-I finished a few years ago now.

-It's been quite a difficult time

-but I'm in the real world now.

-Let's quickly do the news.

-With alcohol being blamed for

-some fans' behaviour at the Euros...

-..the French government have a plan

-to stop people drinking too much.

-Jeremy Clarkson

-has just opened a shop...

-..which only sells

-DVDs of the new Top Gear.

-Hey, co-host, co-host. Chris Evans!

-Hey, co-host, co-host. Chris Evans!

-

-I don't write these!

-Yeah.

-Do you like the new Top Gear?

-The second

-was better than the first.

-When he asked me if I'd seen

-the first one, I said no, but I had.

-It was better to say nothing.

-After over 20 years of research,

-the World Health Authority...

-..has confirmed

-that chocolate doughnuts are bad.

-That's the news.

-It's been a difficult

-but close series...

-..between Wales and the All Blacks.

-Here are some highlights

-from the two games.

-They last beat the All Blacks

-in 1953.

-Is there any hope

-of beating the world champions?

-Hallam Amos with the pass

-to Taulupe Faletau!

-It's the first try to Wales.

-Incredible for Wales!

-Taulupe Faletau with the try.

-The kick comes,

-George North has to get there!

-Savea takes it and gets it down.

-Who wants it? Ben Smith does.

-New Zealand look dangerous.

-Naholo scores!

-From one end of the field

-to the other.

-Liam Williams breaks the tackle.

-Rhys Webb is with him.

-The try has to come! Rhys Webb!

-Wales take the lead at Eden Park.

-Kieran Read, the captain.

-The points gap between them

-is now very big.

-The final score is

-New Zealand 39-21 Wales.

-Every wait is a long one.

-Will this be the day

-Wales win in New Zealand?

-Fekitoa, Dagg, the try has to come.

-It was easy in the end.

-Jonathan Davies misses out Patchell.

-It's Alun Wyn Jones!

-Wales score!

-Ben Smith with the try.

-That's the danger for Wales.

-One tackle is missed

-and the All Blacks score.

-Here's Liam Williams. It's

-Liam Williams against Israel Dagg.

-Liam Williams against Dagg.

-He deserves that try.

-They haven't won in Wellington...

-..but they've shown character,

-nobody more so than this man.

-Jamie Roberts.

-Does he have the speed?

-It's Barrett against Roberts.

-Roberts needs support.

-Priestland is there.

-Jonathan Davies! Jonathan Davies

-pushes the defender aside.

-Jonathan Davies!

-It's another try for Wales.

-The final score in Wellington

-New Zealand 36-22 Wales.

-We have to talk about it, Jamie.

-It's the same old story.

-We just weren't good enough.

-We were good enough for 60 minutes.

-In that final 20 minutes...

-..it's like the All Blacks

-sense when a team tires.

-They flip a switch and then score

-three or four tries in ten minutes.

-They just have another gear.

-You can't make mistakes

-against them.

-They never go away.

-Wales in the first half of the first

-test were at their best.

-They played great rugby.

-But New Zealand were still in

-the game. They couldn't pull away.

-You know they'll come back.

-Their skill levels are

-a little higher than other teams.

-Throughout the side.

-Throughout the side.

-

-Should we play more sevens?

-I'm convinced about that.

-I'm convinced about that.

-

-Absolutely.

-We should play more touch rugby.

-They don't have anything else

-to do there.

-You might be right.

-One thing, though,

-we've scored some nice tries.

-We've played a more open game.

-You've scored a nice try against

-the All Blacks. Watch this.

-Look.

-Mistake.

-Mistake.

-

-A long time ago.

-Hack through. Watch the speed here.

-Here he comes.

-Who is that, Tana Umaga?

-I forgot how quick you were, Jamie.

-I forgot how quick you were, Jamie.

-

-I forgot too.

-I cracked my sternum

-scoring that try.

-Diving on the ball.

-You must've been like this -

-"Oh, get off!"

-"Oh, my God!"

-Rupert Moon

-was the water carrier back then.

-He was hanging around.

-He said, "Jamie, I had a dream last

-night that you were going to score."

-"Great, thanks!"

-You've just got married.

-Yes, on New Year's Eve.

-Where?

-Where?

-

-Cardiff Castle.

-Very nice.

-Since then, all that happens in our

-house is rugby all day every day.

-You know how much I like rugby.

-That's why I did this programme.

-Everything about Charlie

-is fantastic...

-..other than

-when we have to wake up...

-..because the games start early.

-The noise he makes is incredible.

-He scares the hamsters!

-You've got hamsters.

-You've got hamsters.

-

-Yes, we've got two.

-They're called Kiwi and Daffy.

-He's here tonight. Charlie.

-He doesn't understand a word.

-Put your hand up, Charlie.

-I've got to say, you are punching

-way above your weight.

-You've faced the haka.

-I've faced it twice.

-There are two ways to do it. You can

-stare down the biggest Maori guys.

-It is a challenge,

-you take the challenge.

-Or you can look

-for the smallest player.

-I had Andrew Mehrtens

-and Ben Blair doing it.

-Watching a small, blonde 5'7" guy

-do the haka is quite funny.

-You must have seen it.

-I see the haka every night,

-Jonathan.

-The pants come off

-and there they go!

-No!

-"Kama te, kama te."

-I'm blushing now, stop it!

-That's it for this part.

-We'll have more from Alex and Jamie

-after the break. See you soon.

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-Right, welcome back.

-Alex, it's been

-five and a half years...

-..since you left us

-to do The One Show.

-It's gone quickly.

-It's flown by.

-It's flown by.

-

-It feels like yesterday.

-It still feels

-as if I'm quite new there...

-..even though it's been a while.

-The older you get,

-the quicker the years seem to go.

-This was brown

-when I started doing this show!

-That was white, and now it's brown!

-Alright!

-Are you enjoying it?

-Are you enjoying it?

-

-Yes, I am.

-Every day...

-You know from doing this.

-Live TV is different every day.

-It depends on who the guests are.

-It depends on who the guests are.

-

-Some huge names come on your show.

-Are you ever star-struck?

-No, and I never have been.

-Apart from someone like Madonna.

-Or 5ive, back in the day!

-5ive?

-5ive?!

-Alex and I prepared for a week

-to meet 5ive.

-Do you remember 5ive?

-Do you remember 5ive?

-

-Yes!

-5ive?

-I've never been star-struck, really.

-I think that helps.

-I just think

-that all people are interesting.

-The so-called normal people

-who come on the show...

-..people who do special work

-in their community, and so on...

-..are usually a lot nicer

-than famous people.

-But I do like the awkward ones.

-Have you had any awkward ones?

-Have you had any awkward ones?

-

-Oh, don't talk to me. Jeremy Irons.

-He's so awkward.

-In what way?

-In what way?

-

-The actor.

-I said that he lived

-in a pink castle, and he does.

-Well, he went into a mood

-because the castle's red.

-Isn't living in a red castle odd?

-Not Castell Coch up the road?

-Not Castell Coch up the road?

-

-So we do get them sometimes.

-Everyone knows

-that Bruce Willis was awkward...

-..but he didn't realize

-that it was live.

-Brilliant!

-Brilliant!

-

-When a taped item was on, I said...

-.."Bruce, you're going

-to have to start talking."

-And he said, "The problem is,

-I don't like the film I'm in...

-"..so I don't really want

-to talk about it."

-"We haven't got anything else

-to talk to you about!"

-Have you ever been star-struck?

-Have you ever been star-struck?

-

-Many times.

-One sticks out in my mind.

-I was out in Las Vegas, alone.

-Don't ask me why, but I ended up...

-Don't ask me why, but I ended up...

-

-You're never alone in Las Vegas!

-I ended up in a private party

-at some hotel.

-Pamela Anderson was there.

-Usually, I'm a bit shy,

-but I took this opportunity.

-I asked one of her bouncers

-for a photo.

-"Yeah, go ahead."

-"Miss Anderson,

-could I have a photo, please?"

-"Oh, my God, I love your accent!

-Where are you from?"

-"I'm from Wales."

-"Do you know Steve Jones?"

-I thought, the Llanelli fly half?

-Of course, she didn't mean him.

-Of course, she didn't mean him.

-

-The other one!

-I was lucky enough

-to meet Muhammad Ali.

-Mami and Dadi?

-Mami and Dadi?

-

-Muhammad Ali!

-Oh, gosh!

-How have you coped

-with being a well-known face?

-I know you did a lot of TV work

-before The One Show.

-Everyone knows you now.

-How do you deal

-with the press and everything?

-I don't see any difference, really.

-When I did programmes for S4C,

-I was happy enough.

-You try to do your best

-whatever job you do.

-I don't think I've changed.

-I'm the same person.

-I know who I am.

-My family and Charlie

-and my friends know who I am.

-Nothing else matters.

-All you do is enjoy it while

-it lasts and hope for the best.

-We decided to find out

-just how famous you are.

-Oh, no!

-Where did we go?

-To Ammanford, your home town,

-to see how many people knew you.

-OK, let's see.

-Do you know who that is?

-I've forgot her name,

-but she's on The One Show.

-I've got a terrible memory.

-I recognize her face

-but can't think of her name.

-I know who it is. Sian something.

-What's her name, from Ty-croes?

-What's her name, from Ty-croes?

-

-From The One. I don't know her name.

-Sian.

-Do you know who that is?

-Do you know who that is?

-

-Lucy Jones.

-Sorry?

-Sorry?

-

-Lucy, off The One Show.

-Alex something?

-Alex Jones.

-Alex Jones.

-Alex Jones off The One Show.

-Alex Jones? Yes.

-Alex Jones.

-Who is it?

-Who is it?

-

-Alex Jones.

-From where?

-Pen-y-groes.

-But she's not Alex Jones no more.

-She's married.

-From Ty-croes, isn't it?

-What's her name?

-What's her name?

-

-I can't remember my wife's name!

-Brilliant!

-How many people

-have you interviewed?

-We're coming up

-to the thousandth programme...

-..so, a thousand guests?

-When you look back...

-We take a photo with the guests

-after each programme.

-Having those photos is lovely.

-It's a nice record,

-more than anything.

-It's hard to believe.

-People my parents like,

-Elton John and Paul McCartney...

-..and I've chatted with them.

-It is amazing.

-It is amazing.

-

-It is, and 98% of them are lovely!

-They're just nice people.

-I've got a quick-fire round

-about the stars you've interviewed.

-Best interviewee?

-Best interviewee?

-

-Bradley Cooper.

-Funniest guest?

-Funniest guest?

-

-Um, oh, um...

-Oh, that's difficult.

-Oh, Peter Kay!

-Worst guest?

-Worst guest?

-

-Bruce Willis.

-Who would you like to interview?

-Who would you like to interview?

-

-Um, Audrey Hepburn.

-She's dead, isn't she?

-She's dead, isn't she?

-

-Yes, I know!

-That might be a problem...

-..but she'll still be better

-than Bruce Willis.

-Favourite co-presenter?

-Favourite co-presenter?

-

-That's tough.

-You've worked with him and me.

-Be very careful!

-Be very careful!

-

-Awkward, awkward.

-Apart from us two.

-Apart from us two.

-

-Apart from you two...

-..I'd have to say Chris Evans.

-Lastly, the guest with most make-up?

-Lastly, the guest with most make-up?

-

-Dolly Parton.

-She's a legend, though.

-She let me watch her

-applying her make-up.

-Four hours I was in the room!

-I regretted asking.

-Not a word, OK?

-I'm waiting for the next line,

-so just zip it!

-You've also done a lot

-with Sport Relief.

-I climbed that mountain,

-which was more than a mountain.

-In Utah.

-That was tough.

-That was tough.

-

-We'll have a look at that now.

-We need to pull it so it's...

-It's quite unstable, isn't it?

-It's quite unstable, isn't it?

-

-Yeah.

-What more could you want, eh?!

-What more could you want, eh?!

-

-Oh, I'm not sure about this!

-Did you sleep at all?

-No, because that bloke...

-..who was meant to be,

-well, he was an expert...

-He reminded me of Alan Carr,

-so I wasn't sure.

-He'd split up from his wife

-two days before we set off.

-He might jump off!

-Goodbye, cruel world!

-I was like this,

-in bed, you know...

-..a long way off the ground...

-..and he just talked all night.

-Had he made a mistake?

-What had led up to it?

-I thought, I need to sleep.

-I'm shattered!

-But it was fine,

-he was a nice bloke.

-Like that!

-Right, another quiz,

-seeing as you're here.

-You recognized the tune

-that we played as you walked in.

-Alex and I are going

-to play a game now, aren't we?

-The Nigellas

-will play some TV theme tunes.

-The first to shout the answer

-gets a point.

-That's the quiz.

-The quiz is called Dream Theme.

-Right, let's play Dream Theme.

-First tune, boys.

-Oh, Sarra. Only Fools And Horses.

-Oh, Sarra. Only Fools And Horses.

-

-One-nil Sarra.

-Next one, boys.

-Oh, Alex. Pobol Y Cwm.

-Whoa! One-all!

-Whoa! One-all!

-

-Well done.

-Very good.

-Right, next one, boys.

-Alex!

-Antiques Roadshow.

-Antiques Roadshow.

-

-Oh, well done!

-Very good.

-Next one.

-Sarra!

-Sarra!

-

-Alex! No, you go.

-I don't know

-if it's Dynasty or Dallas.

-Dallas.

-Dallas.

-

-Yes, OK.

-Two-all.

-And the last one, boys.

-Alex!

-Match of the Day!

-Match of the Day!

-

-Well done, Alex.

-Well done.

-Well done.

-Well done.

-

-Very good, Alex Jones.

-One minute to go.

-It's time to Hit the Bar.

-Right, who's on the bar tonight?

-Kieran Read!

-Sorry, Charlie, I know

-he's a brilliant player, but...

-Who's holding the balls?

-Nigel, where are you from?

-Nigel, where are you from?

-

-Ammanford.

-Hey! Ammanford!

-You're bound to be related!

-Right, off you go.

-You know the rules, Alex.

-Five points if you get it over,

-ten points if you hit Kieran.

-The golden ball gives double points.

-Here it is.

-Hit Kieran with it for 20 points,

-or kick it over for ten points.

-Twenty seconds.

-Twenty seconds.

-

-Is that all?

-WHISTLE

-Come on!

-Oh, no!

-Oh, no!

-Come on, Alex!

-Help me, Jonathan!

-I'll try this.

-Thanks, Nigel.

-You're dressed like an All Black...

-You're dressed like an All Black...

-

-..but you don't play like one!

-What was Alex's score?

-Well, Al...

-Well, Al...

-

-Yes, go on.

-You did get ten points...

-..but you get an extra ten

-for being a former presenter...

-..making twenty!

-Oh, very good.

-Well done, very good.

-There's not much to beat,

-to be honest, Jamie.

-You'll be OK.

-I've given you a chance!

-That's all for part two.

-Before we go,

-guess who these two are.

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-Welcome back.

-On tonight's sofa we have

-Alex Jones and Jamie Robinson.

-Before the break,

-we asked you to identify these two.

-Who are they?

-Do you want to know who they are?

-Who do you think they are?

-Jamie and Nicky Robinson.

-When did you start playing?

-I started playing in 1999.

-The game was dirtier then.

-There were some tough nuts.

-The game was professional by then.

-It was still a bit dirty.

-There weren't many cameras

-on the sidelines.

-When I was playing for Cardiff

-and we played away games...

-..places like Ebbw Vale and Ponty

-were difficult places to go.

-Dale McIntosh, Scott Gibbs.

-Dale McIntosh broke me in half

-in a match at Sardis.

-I don't want to make you feel old.

-You had a job when you started

-playing. It was that long ago!

-What did you do?

-I had two jobs.

-I used to push trollies in Asda.

-Right.

-I also used to work behind the bar

-in a hotel in Cardiff.

-I used to do that on Friday nights

-until 3.00am.

-I had just started playing for

-Cardiff at the end of the season.

-I worked in the bar until 3.00am...

-..and played for Cardiff in front

-of 10,000 people in the afternoon.

-You played for Wales

-with your brother Nicky.

-How did it feel

-to share that experience with him?

-We played together for Wales

-three times...

-..once against Ireland

-and twice in Argentina.

-It was a great experience.

-We stood together during the anthem.

-We always shared a wink or a glance

-during the game. It was great.

-How about your mother?

-It must have been an incredible

-experience to see both of you play.

-My mother is a teacher at Glantaf.

-She followed our careers closely.

-Other than club games in France...

-..I think she's only missed

-five games throughout our careers.

-Three of those

-were our games for Wales.

-She was on holiday

-when we played Ireland.

-Pre-booked, all-inclusive

-in the Caribbean.

-I'm not missing that!

-Free Prosecco. We're going.

-She missed the games in Argentina

-because it was during term time.

-I think we've got a clip

-of your first try for Wales.

-Injuries are part of the game.

-Weren't you a big hit

-with the nurses in one hospital?

-I had surgery on my knee.

-I think it was in 2005.

-It was boring for me.

-I couldn't move at all.

-My "friends" came to see me

-a few days later...

-..Shanks, Nicky and Rhys Williams.

-I was on a lot of medication

-and was a bit confused.

-As they left, they took something

-out of a bag and left it on a table.

-I couldn't move

-and it was just out of my reach.

-Porn mags.

-Four or five porn mags

-and not the nice ones either.

-Explain what you mean by

-"not the nice ones".

-Forty plus...

-I don't know

-what you're talking about.

-The nurse came in to do a bed bath

-and there were the magazines.

-I knew they were there

-but I couldn't reach them.

-What do you do, call the alarm?

-I said, "I'm so sorry."

-Shanks is off his head.

-He's a top boy.

-Are you enjoying

-your new role on S4C?

-It's great. I fell into it.

-I moved back last summer,

-just before the World Cup.

-I was booked for a few programmes

-but someone must have pulled out.

-I was lucky enough to do several

-programmes during the World Cup.

-It's a good excuse to watch rugby.

-Because both of you

-are commentators...

-Sort of.

-..I thought we'd play a game...

-..to discover who is

-the best commentator.

-Good idea?

-We're calling it Tatws Cyffredin.

-We're calling it Tatws Cyffredin.

-

-Tatws Cyffredin?

-Common tater. Commentator.

-Yes, common potato.

-It's like a skateboard.

-In round one, we've combined

-three Robinsons into one.

-You have to guess who they are.

-You have thirty seconds.

-Alex, can you bring out the photo?

-Andy Robinson is in the middle.

-Nicky Robinson is at the bottom.

-He's got a nice zit on his neck.

-There's the zit.

-Jonathan.

-Aren't they your brothers?

-Aren't they your brothers?

-

-We've done his brother.

-It's not Steve or Jason.

-Jason Robinson is black!

-Time's up.

-You were right with Andy and Nicky.

-The photo at the top was...

-..Harry Robinson.

-I wouldn't have guessed that.

-We've combined four Davieses.

-Four Davieses?

-This will be a good-looking lad.

-Who are these Davieses?

-Your thirty seconds start now.

-Oh, hello.

-He looks special.

-Ah, Phil Davies, my brother-in-law.

-Ten seconds left.

-The hair is Jonathan Davies.

-Five seconds.

-I don't know. Is that Alan Carr?

-I don't know.

-You only recognized

-your brother-in-law and yourself.

-Yes.

-The other two were Gerald Davies

-- the moustache...

-Gerald Davies?!

-..and the eyes of Gareth Davies.

-We'd never have got them.

-Time for round two.

-A commentator needs to know...

-..how to pronounce

-players' names, Jonathan.

-We have one name each for you.

-They both play rugby for...

-..sorry...

-..Madagascar.

-Jamie, you're first.

-Off you go.

-Claudio.

-Top name. Well done.

-Claudio Ravelonmejanahary.

-If we were commentating,

-he'd be called Claudio.

-Claudio... Claudio

-Ravelonomanjahavery.

-You don't always say j like a j.

-No, that's good. Raveljamahamany.

-You can have a point for that.

-Well done, Jamie.

-Jonathan,

-here's an easy one for you.

-This will be a gem.

-Number seven.

-He'd have a quiet game.

-Randrianan...

-..binina...

-Yes, Ran... Randriananbinina...

-..Hajanirana.

-Don't clap, he got it wrong.

-Jamie's the winner.

-Or Bob.

-Jamie's won, has he?

-Well done, Jamie.

-Nigel, are you still with us?

-Sorry I can't be there, Jiff,

-I'm training. A minute to go.

-It's time to Hit the Bar.

-Barry's holding the balls.

-You broke your sternum

-scoring against the Blacks.

-Don't break your foot kicking these.

-Your twenty seconds start now.

-Come on, Barry.

-I hit him with the golden ball.

-How many did Jamie score?

-Well done. You scored 50 points.

-Well done.

-That's all for this part.

-Before we go, Sarra's been finding

-out how many people know the enemy.

-See you after the break.

-Knowing the Enemy

-John, who is this?

-John, who is this?

-

-Dan Carter.

-Who is this?

-Who is this?

-

-Dan Carter.

-Who is this?

-Who is this?

-

-It looks like Robbie Williams to me!

-Robin... Robbie Williams?

-You're the second one to say

-Robbie Williams. It's Dan Carter.

-Don't you watch rugby, ladies?

-It's Dan Carter.

-No?

-Oh, Dan...

-Dan...

-I don't remember.

-Carter!

-Carter!

-

-Well done.

-Dan Carter?

-Dan Carter?

-

-No.

-Come on, ladies.

-Who is this?

-Gosh.

-It's not a rugby player.

-It's not a rugby player.

-

-The New Zealand prime minister.

-Sorry, John.

-Sorry, John.

-

-You've learned something.

-Who is this?

-Who is this?

-

-Brendan Cole.

-Brendan Cole.

-You know Brendan Cole

-but not Dan Carter.

-Come on!

-I know who he is!

-I know who he is!

-

-She knows him, he dances.

-Brendan!

-Yes!

-Who is this?

-I was going to say Jonathan.

-Jonathan Davies would be delighted

-to look like that.

-He's a dancer.

-Jonathan Davies is no dancer, let me

-tell you. I've seen him dance.

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-Subtitles

-Welcome back.

-Carwyn Glyn has been out

-in New Zealand watching the matches.

-Here's what he's been up to.

-Someone said it was winter

-in New Zealand.

-I don't know what's going on.

-What?

-Oh.

-Halfway stop. Santa Monica.

-Lovely.

-Another 12-hour flight now,

-from LA to Auckland.

-I'll get some sleep

-on this flight, hopefully.

-We're on the bus to the game.

-This is Wayne. Say hello, Wayne.

-This is Wayne. Say hello, Wayne.

-

-Hello!

-We've done a sweep on the way.

-I've got the New Zealand number two

-to score first or last.

-Is Dane Coles a winner, Wayne?

-Could be.

-What do you think we're going to do?

-What do you think we're going to do?

-

-Wales? Win, of course.

-There's your answer.

-We're going to play Sarra's

-favourite game, Know The Enemy.

-Quick-fire round, Dash.

-First question.

-What is the Welsh word for Wales?

-Cymru.

-Cymru.

-

-Well done, very good.

-Who's the most famous -

-Jonathan Davies or Nigel Owens?

-Nigel Owens.

-Hard lines, Jiff.

-If a young Welsh lady

-would ask you...

-T'isio sws?

-..what would you do?

-Well, I think

-she's taught you a bit too well!

-Cut it! Cut it!

-Carwyn's enjoying it out there.

-As you know, we give our audience

-an opportunity to quiz us.

-Here's your chance

-to ask us anything.

-The Inquisition

-OK, I think Gail has a question?

-Who's the most famous person

-you've swapped shirts with?

-Um, let me think.

-Maybe David Campese.

-He's the most famous, I think.

-I haven't swapped shirts

-with anyone, happily.

-What about you, Jamie?

-What about you, Jamie?

-

-On the rugby field?!

-Umaga or O'Driscoll, probably.

-Those are the two I've kept.

-Those are the two I've kept.

-

-Can you keep swapped shirts?

-What else did you think happened?

-What else did you think happened?

-

-I thought they gave them back later!

-Wash them, then give them back!

-I had to ask my brother

-for O'Driscoll's shirt back.

-It was his first cap against Ireland

-and you only get one shirt.

-I swapped shirts with O'Driscoll

-and gave it to Nicky.

-I told him to keep his own shirt.

-That way, he had an Irish shirt too.

-I had a testimonial season

-a couple of years later.

-"Nick, any chance

-I can have it back?"

-I got my first cap

-after I'd been on the bench.

-Naturally,

-you want to keep the first jersey.

-At the end,

-I ran off the pitch straight away.

-I'd been on the bench

-the previous week.

-I took the 16 jersey out of my bag

-and went to Rob Andrew.

-"Hiya, Rob, great game."

-Next thing, he said, "Ah, clever!"

-That's what I did.

-You haven't changed a bit!

-That was The Inquisition.

-Moving on, what's next for you?

-Don't you have a new series?

-Yes, it's called Shop Well For Less.

-Perfect!

-Shopping!

-What's it about?!

-Hey, listen now!

-I'm familiar with that field,

-so it's not like working.

-We're filming it this summer...

-..then two more years

-of The One Show...

-..and a couple of documentaries.

-He's just had a baby.

-Do you have any plans?

-Well, you know, now you're asking!

-Well, you know, now you're asking!

-

-Everyone asks once you marry.

-Once you marry, the week after,

-it's the first question people ask.

-At the moment,

-we're having fun practising!

-Don't tell him that,

-he'll get visions!

-Watching hamsters on the wheel.

-What have you got on next?

-A summer off commentating,

-but I'm enjoying it.

-Hopefully, that'll continue,

-and working in the real world.

-Wales v New Zealand?

-That's difficult.

-The boys need one last big effort.

-They have the heart.

-They showed that in the last

-ten minutes of the second test.

-It's tough.

-I can't see Wales winning.

-They're out on their feet, so tired.

-The All Blacks keep improving.

-Yes.

-Yes.

-

-Alex is panicking!

-What's it like at your house

-when your husband watches the game?

-I don't understand much,

-but when Wales get tired...

-The scores were tied at half-time

-in the last match.

-You think, hold on,

-they're having an off day.

-New Zealand are going to lose.

-But in the end,

-they always seem to beat us.

-What's it like to watch the game

-with the Kiwi sitting beside you?

-Noisy? Don't talk to me!

-He's so overconfident.

-He isn't usually that confident,

-but he is when they play.

-Nigel is working this weekend,

-refereeing Australia v England.

-There he is.

-Nigel, do you think Wales will win?

-Jiff, how many times?

-Don't bother asking me who'll win

-because I can't answer!

-You don't listen!

-Wales!

-There. I've said it.

-He must be bored in his room.

-He must be bored.

-There we are.

-I hope that they have a good game...

-..but I think the All Blacks

-are too good, sadly.

-That's it for tonight.

-Thanks to my guests,

-Alex Jones and Jamie Robinson.

-Good luck to Wales tomorrow.

-We're back

-for the autumn internationals.

-But we need your help before then.

-We're looking for people

-who think they are talented.

-Maybe they are, maybe they aren't.

-We want you to contact us.

-This is the kind of thing

-that we're looking for.

-Trawling For Talent

-Please get in touch.

-We'll see you in the autumn.

-Goodnight.

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