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-I enjoy reminiscing about

-characters I've met in my time.

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-Cardigan has no shortage of them!

-Benji was a Brynaman character.

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-If he found work,

-he moved to the next village.

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-"How's it going?" I asked him.

-"Not bad," he replied.

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-"I've got a job." "Doing what?"

-"I work in a dominoes factory.

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-"What d'you do?" I asked him. "I

-paint white dots on the dominoes."

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-"What's it like?" "Alright.

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-"I get Friday afternoons off."

-"How come?"

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-"That's when they do

-the double blanks."

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-Our barber had a bad habit

-of spitting on the shaving brush.

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-One of the lads told him, "Hey!

-There's nothing hygienic about you."

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-"What d'you mean?"

-"Spitting on the brush."

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-"You're lucky I know you,

-or I'd spit on your face."

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-A friend of mine

-lives in Caernarfon.

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-He recently got a job driving buses.

-He's only 5 foot.

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-He was given

-the Caernarfon to Llanberis run.

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-On his very first day, he drove

-to Llanberis without a problem.

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-A huge bloke walked on in Llanberis.

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-Everybody else had paid

-and sat down.

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-"Big Dafydd doesn't pay, OK?"

-said the huge bloke.

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-He sat in the back.

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-My friend didn't know what to do.

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-He felt he should say something

-but he was bigger than him.

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-He drove back to Caernarfon thinking

-everybody was looking at him.

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-They probably thought he wasn't

-brave enough to stand up to him.

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-It happened every day for weeks.

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-He walked on the bus and said,

-"Big Dafydd doesn't pay, OK?"

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-He always sat in the back. My friend

-realised something had to be done.

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-'Be a man, and stand up to him,'

-he thought. But he was 6 foot.

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-My friend learned how to box

-in the town's boxing club.

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-He also mastered karate.

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-After weeks of weight lifting

-he had massive muscles.

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-The day arrived

-when he felt he was ready.

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-He decided to stand up to him.

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-Big Dafydd walked towards the bus.

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-"Big Dafydd doesn't..."

-"Stop right there!"

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-The driver stood up. "You've caught

-the bus for weeks without paying.

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-"Why shouldn't you pay,

-when everyone else does?"

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-Big Dafydd replied,

-"Because I have a bus pass."

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-An elderly neighbour of mine

-decided to get married.

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-Nothing wrong with that!

-I'm not young.

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-He married a young girl.

-A beautiful thing happened.

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-They were expecting a baby.

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-Wil visited her

-at Aberystwyth hospital.

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-She gave birth to twins.

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-Wil was in a state! He wanted

-to know who fathered the other one.

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-The Pope came to Wales.

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-He headed for Cardiff

-from Valley in Anglesey.

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-It's quite a trek

-from Anglesey to Cardiff in a day.

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-His chauffeur drove him -

-but the Pope was impatient.

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-"Go quicker! Put your foot down!"

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-"I can't go any faster,"

-replied his driver.

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-"Speed cameras are everywhere."

-I smile at them on a daily basis!

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-They stopped in Pont Abraham

-for a bite to eat.

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-They tucked into beans on toast.

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-They drove to Cardiff on the M4.

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-The Pope wanted to go faster. He

-shouted until his driver had enough.

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-"You drive - I'll go in the back,"

-he said.

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-They drove past Sarn Park

-doing 140mph.

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-The police stopped them.

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-The policeman had his pad

-and biro ready. He had a good look.

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-"Well, well, well!" he said.

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-He got on the phone.

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-"Sergeant, I've stopped a man doing

-140mph." "Book him," he replied.

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-"I can't. He's an important man."

-"What d'you mean?" "Very important."

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-"More important than me?"

-asked the sergeant.

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-"You're no-one.

-He's extremely important."

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-"Who on earth is he?" "I don't know,

-but the Pope's his chauffeur."

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-I was thinking about law and order.

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-A bloke appeared in court

-in front of a Judge.

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-The Judge asked him,

-"What do you do?"

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-"This and that," he replied.

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-"Who d'you work for?" "So and so."

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-"Where do you work?"

-"Here and there."

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-The Judge said, "Send him down

-to the cells. Lock him up."

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-The bloke shouted back, "When can

-I come out?" "Sooner or later."

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-I've spotted farmers

-in the choir and the audience.

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-I thought there were!

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-Isn't there

-a mountain of paperwork nowadays?

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-Farmers must follow everything up

-with paperwork.

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-As an auctioneer,

-I receive the returned forms.

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-They're fun to read!

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-Some are very good!

-I was reading one the other day.

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-'Number of Animal.'

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-'123.'

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-'Breed.' 'Charolais.'

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-'Sex.' 'No, too busy lambing.'

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-Llysfasi College

-is experimenting at the moment.

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-They're crossing

-an elephant with a kangaroo.

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-Honestly!

-Crossing an elephant and a kangaroo.

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-They'll use that animal

-to cross with sheep and cows.

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-They want big enough ears

-to hold all the tags...

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-..and a pouch for the paperwork

-when you come to the auction.

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-# Twm and Nancy Jones sat

-by the fire one evening.

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-# He downed two bottles of wine,

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-# Whilst she sipped her Ovaltine.

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-# He looked over

-and gave her a wink

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-# Before taking

-the dishes to the sink.

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-# Her heart sank

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-# When she heard

-the same old cry again.

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-# "Well, Nancy,

-d'you fancy a little how-do-you-do?

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-# "You know

-I'd take you to Timbuktu.

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-# "I'd even remove my dentures

-to please you.

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-# "Nancy, give me a chance!"

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-# "I fancy that maybe

-I'm too old for this.

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-# "I'm sick of love-making,

-My sexy bloomers are in the bin.

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-# "My back hasn't been

-the same since I started jogging,

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-# "No, there's no chance for you."

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-# "Nancy, d'you fancy

-being primitive for the day?

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-# "You can play around

-and let everything hang out.

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-# "Give me a kiss,

-Be Jane to my Tarzan!

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-# "Nancy, give me a chance."

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-# "I don't fancy it - and

-don't accuse me of being sedate.

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-# "I'm weak and tired,

-I've passed my sell by date!

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-# "For the past fortnight, I need

-an epidural before you come near me!

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-# "No - there's no chance for you."

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-# "Nancy, d'you fancy

-trying aromatherapy?

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-# "I want to sweat

-and create an aroma with you.

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-# "I'd spread massage oil

-all over your lower parts.

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-# "Nancy, please give me a chance."

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-# "I don't fancy it,

-and don't say I'm old-fashioned.

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-# "Lotions and potions

-bring me out in a rash.

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-# "If you want to rub -

-clean the chip pan!

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-# "No, you haven't got a chance!"

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-# "Nancy,

-how about turning on the heat?

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-# "It would do me the world of good.

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-# "My passion is killing me, I'd

-go on forever - like Hogia'r Wyddfa,

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-# "Nancy, please give me a chance."

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-# "I don't fancy

-messing about with that nonsense,

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-# "I'd much rather

-a cuppa and a mini roll,

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-# "No holding, no touching,

-Let me listen to Cliff Richard,

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-# "No, there's no chance for you."

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-# "Oh, Nancy, d'you fancy

-hanky-panky on the mat?

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-# "I'll rock and roll

-in Marigold gloves and an apron,

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-# "You can watch NOSON LAWEN

-the same time!

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-# "Nancy, give me a chance.

-Nancy, give me a chance.

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-# "Nancy, give me a chance!" #

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-"Oh, go on then!"

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-I'm having trouble with the wife.

-You've no idea.

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-I'd had enough!

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-I decided to go with a gang of lads

-to Blackpool for the weekend.

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-We drank beer

-and chased after girls.

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-She looked furious

-when I returned on Sunday night.

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-"How would you like it if you didn't

-see me for three days?" she asked.

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-Well. I didn't see her

-on Monday or Tuesday.

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-But by Wednesday,

-my swollen eye was better.

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-I could just make her out

-from the corner of my eye.

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-How many of you like hot curries?

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-D'you like hot curries

-in Pentrefoelas?

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-I find there's a certain problem

-with hot curries.

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-It's hot both ends, isn't it?

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-Hot going in.

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-Remember to put a toilet roll in

-the fridge after you've eaten one.

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-I ordered a vindaloo last week.

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-When I went to the toilet, my

-backside went down for some water.

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-Anyway, in the afternoon...

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-..I was walking around Bala.

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-At about 1.15pm,

-I felt my stomach churning.

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-It was the sort of feeling

-that doesn't give you much notice.

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-I reckoned I had about 20 seconds...

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-..before I'd be

-the Daily Post headline.

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-The nearest place was the public

-lavatories on Bala High Street.

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-I dived in. I know from experience

-that the cubicles are very small.

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-I was afraid I wouldn't have time

-to remove my trousers...

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-..so I pulled them down outside,

-and reversed in.

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-I wanted to save time.

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-I walked backwards and sat down.

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-I can't describe it to you!

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-I just made it.

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-Just made it.

-I happened to look down.

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-I could see four feet.

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-There was obviously

-someone there before me!

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-I went out as quickly as I could.

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-"I'm sorry," I said.

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-"I couldn't help it."

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-"I'm sorry - I didn't mean it."

-"Don't worry," replied the man.

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-"I saw you backing towards me.

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-"I was quick enough to pull up

-your trousers before you sat."

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-Pensioners can enter museums

-and exhibitions for free nowadays.

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-A certain old lady

-took advantage of this.

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-She visited every exhibition

-because it was free.

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-There was a Modern Art exhibition

-at Carmarthen.

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-She went to see

-the various pictures.

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-She saw one framed picture

-with nothing inside.

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-Nothing!

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-The artist himself sat nearby.

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-"Excuse me," she asked him.

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-"What's this picture of?"

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-"A cow in a field."

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-"Oh," she replied.

-"Where's the grass?"

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-"The cow ate the grass."

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-"Where's the cow?"

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-"Cows don't hang around

-after they've eaten the grass!"

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-We all have days

-when everything goes wrong.

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-A man sat by the bar,

-staring at his glass.

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-He'd been there for half an hour.

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-He was depressed.

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-Suddenly, a fellow with a pierced

-nose, ear and tongue appeared.

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-He grabbed his glass,

-and drank it down in one.

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-"What are you going

-to do about that?" he asked.

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-"Not a lot," replied the bloke.

-"I'm having a bad day.

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-"I got into work late today.

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-"I lost my job.

-It's been one of those days.

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-"Someone stole my car.

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-"Such an unlucky day.

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-"I walked home because

-I didn't have any money. What a day!

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-"I arrived home to find

-my wife in bed with another man.

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-"I sat there all afternoon

-before deciding to come here.

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-"I called at the chemist

-to buy the poison, strychnine.

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-"I poured it into my whisky.

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-"I'd considered topping myself.

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-"But it's been an unlucky day

-because you've drunk it all!"

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-Three friends of mine

-are characters!

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-They go out every Saturday

-to a grand hotel.

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-As it happens, a while back,

-a large raffle was being drawn.

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-The lads bought

-a ticket each to help the cause.

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-They won a prize each.

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-The first won a crate of champagne.

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-The second won a joint of meat.

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-The third wasn't so lucky.

-He won a toilet brush.

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-They met the following Saturday

-to compare notes.

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-"My prize is wonderful,"

-said the first.

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-"I've had champagne every night

-with supper. Wonderful."

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-"My meat is delicious,"

-said the second.

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-"We had a roast on Sunday, and

-ate cold slices of meat all week.

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-"What about the toilet brush?"

-he asked the third.

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-"Not too good. I think we'll go

-back to using paper next week."

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-# When I was a year or so younger,

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-# When I was a naive,

-rosy-cheeked lad,

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-# I went to school,

-like every good boy,

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-# Through rain or fog,

-in summer and winter.

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-# In school I had History lessons,

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-# Geography lessons,

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-# English lessons all the time.

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-# The odd lesson was in Welsh -

-fair play,

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-# Because I was a young Welsh lad.

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-# Mam called out

-every morning at 7.00am.

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-# She shouted in Welsh, "Get up

-and have a slice of bacon!"

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-# After waking and having my food

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-# My parents bid farewell

-to me in Welsh.

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-# But in school

-I had History lessons,

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-# Geography lessons,

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-# English lessons all the time.

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-# The odd lesson was in Welsh -

-fair play,

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-# Because I was a young Welsh lad.

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-# At night,

-I'd go for a walk in the woods,

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-# That's where I courted

-for the first time.

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-# Under the bushes,

-I gave her my heart,

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-# And I whispered 'I love you'

-to her in Welsh.

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-# But in school

-I had History lessons,

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-# Geography lessons,

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-# English lessons all the time.

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-# The odd lesson was in Welsh -

-fair play,

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-# Because I was a young Welsh lad.

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-# On Sunday, it was

-my privilege to go to chapel,

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-# I read William Morgan's Bible.

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-# Jesus spoke Welsh for all I knew,

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-# And Welsh was certainly

-the language of all prayers.

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-# But in school

-I had History lessons,

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-# Geography lessons,

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-# English lessons all the time.

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-# The odd lesson, the odd lesson,

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-# The odd lesson, the odd lesson,

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-# Was in Welsh - fair play!

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-# Because I was

-a young lad from Wales. #

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