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-A warm welcome to Noson Lawen...

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-..and

-a special welcome to Lampeter...

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-..or as we say locally, Llanbed.

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-We have a wonderful evening

-of entertainment for you.

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-Our first performers

-are two familiar faces.

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-They recently formed a duet.

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-To sing Y Tywydd Mawr...

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-..please welcome

-Gwenan Gibbard and Meinir Gwilym.

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-# Bardsey Sound

-is a treacherous crossing

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-# My only option

-is Huw Puw's dreaded boat

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-# It'll go up and down

-on white-crested waves

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-# I'll be clinging to a rope

-for dear life

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-# I'd rather be anywhere

-but Huw Puw's boat

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-# Huw has been smoking shag

-since we set off

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-# I'm not cut out for life

-on Huw Puw's boat

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-# Dafydd Jones is boiling peas

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-# Dafydd Jones is boiling peas

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-# He's starving, despite the Sound

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-# He gobbles his food

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-# He gobbles his food

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-# While I'm quaking in my boots

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-# I went to sea at too much haste,

-on Huw Puw's boat

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-# Huw Puw's boat is sailing tonight

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-# The sound of raising anchor

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-# I must go sailing

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-# I'll wear a shiny peaked cap

-as long as I live

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-# If I can be a sailor

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-# On Huw Puw's boat

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-# The boat is going up and down #

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-Ugh!

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-# But the sea

-will be calmer in an hour

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-# We'll see another daybreak soon

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-# And I'll get up,

-feeling like a hero

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-# I've weathered the storm

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-# On Huw Puw's boat

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-# It goes up and down

-on white-crested waves

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-# I'll be clinging to a rope

-for dear life

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-# I'd rather be anywhere

-but Huw Puw's boat #

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-Thanks, Gwenan and Meinir.

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-I read the other day...

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-..of all the professions

-in the world...

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-..the most romantic men...

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-..are farmers.

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-I had a shock.

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-I know I read it in Farmers Weekly,

-but still!

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-It reminded me of a story...

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-..about a farmhand.

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-The young lad worked on a farm.

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-The farmer's daughter was pretty.

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-He fancied her.

-But he had to be careful.

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-He wanted to keep his job.

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-But he realized this couldn't go on.

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-He was so preoccupied by her, he'd

-already crashed two wheelbarrows.

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-He plucked up the courage

-to ask her out.

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-"Oh, yes!" she replied.

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-"How about tonight?" he asked her.

-"Fine," she said.

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-He started to tremble.

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-She asked him,

-"Where are you taking me?"

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-He knew she liked sheep.

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-He said, "You know the mountain

-behind the house?" "Yes," she said.

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-"We'll go halfway up.

-It's a fine evening.

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-"I'll bring a picnic."

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-"Lovely," she said.

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-Everything was going great.

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-They sat there, admiring

-the views and looking at sheep.

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-He thought it was time

-to make a move.

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-As it was the first date,

-he was nervous.

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-It's like testing an electric fence.

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-Anything could happen.

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-It could be on or off.

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-Where was I?

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-So that's where he was...

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-..and he decided to be bold.

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-He put his hand on her knee.

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-Everything was fine.

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-Then she said, "John.

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-"You can go higher if you like."

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-"Oh, no!" he replied.

-"The mist might come down."

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-Our next singer

-was brought up in Pencader.

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-After Trinity College, he studied

-at the Royal Academy in London.

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-His passion is musicals.

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-He's singing a song

-from Jekyll And Hyde.

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-Here's Deiniol Wyn Rees

-to sing This Is The Moment.

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-# This is the moment

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-# This is the day

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-# When I send

-all my doubts and demons

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-# On their way

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-# Every endeavour

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-# I have made ever

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-# Is coming into play

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-# Is here and now, today

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-# This is the moment

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-# This is the time

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-# When the momentum and the moment

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-# Are in rhyme

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-# Give me this moment

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-# This precious chance

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-# I'll gather up my past

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-# And make some sense at last

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-# This is the moment

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-# When all I've done

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-# All the dreaming,

-scheming and screaming

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-# Become one

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-# This is the day

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-# See it sparkle and shine

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-# When all I've loved for

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-# Becomes mine

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-# For all these years

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-# I've faced the world alone

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-# And now the time has come

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-# To prove to them

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-# I've made it on my own

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-# This is the moment

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-# My final test

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-# Destiny beckoned

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-# I never reckoned

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-# Second best

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-# I won't look down

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-# I must not fall

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-# This is the moment

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-# The sweetest moment of them all

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-# This is the moment

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-# Damn all the odds

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-# This day, or never

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-# I'll sit forever

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-# With the gods

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-# When I look back

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-# I will always recall

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-# Moment for moment

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-# This was the moment

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-# The greatest moment

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-# Of them all #

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-Thanks to Deiniol.

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-Since the mid-sixties...

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-..he has entertained audiences

-in Wales with his marvellous songs.

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-Tonight, he's joined

-by a stage full of children.

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-To sing Can Angharad...

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-..please welcome the Lampeter

-Urdd branch and Dafydd Iwan!

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-# We all live in Rwla Land

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-# Some of us are mortals,

-some of us are gods

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-# Apart from the odd eccentric,

-most are the same

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-# All driven by ambition,

-except for Mursen the cat

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-# Dewin Dwl sits aimlessly

-in his fort in Number 10

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-# He anticipates another war

-before the world ends

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-# Dewin Doeth sits wisely

-like a cockerel on a gate

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-# There's no mention

-of Ceridwen or Llipryn Llwyd

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-# We all live Rwla Land

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-# Some of us are mortals,

-some of us are gods

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-# Apart from the odd eccentric,

-most are the same

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-# All driven by ambition,

-except for Mursen the cat

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-# Rwdlan makes programmes

-onboard the S4C ship

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-# Strempan's in prison

-for daubing her deck

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-# The Llanishen HQ

-is a sight to behold

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-# Despite sunny spells,

-it looks like rain

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-# We all live Rwla Land

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-# Some of us are mortals,

-some of us are gods

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-# Apart from the odd eccentric,

-most are the same

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-# All driven by ambition,

-except for Mursen the cat

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-# Rala is a commissioner,

-Mali is flat on her back

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-# Jobs in the Assembly

-is their next stop

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-# A fanfare greeted

-Strempan's release from jail

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-# The people of Rala Land

-stood as one

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-# We all live Rwla Land

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-# Some of us are mortals,

-some of us are gods

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-# Apart from the odd eccentric,

-most are the same

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-# All driven by ambition,

-except for Mursen the cat

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-# We all live Rwla Land

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-# Some of us are mortals,

-some of us are gods

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-# Apart from the odd eccentric,

-most are the same

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-# Driven by ambition

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-# Green with envy

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-# All driven by ambition,

-except for Mursen the cat #

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-Welcome back.

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-Our next performer

-comes from Cwmfelin Mynach.

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-I'm sure he'll feel at home

-on the Noson Lawen stage.

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-He's quite a character.

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-Please welcome the Welsh Whisperer.

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-How are you, Lampeter?

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-Are you OK?

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-I'm fine too, thanks.

-I apologize for being late.

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-I couldn't find a lift

-so I had to hitchhike.

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-You won't believe this.

-No-one would stop.

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-But one car did.

-Who was driving, but Dafydd Iwan.

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-I'm not joking. "Where are

-you going, sir?" I asked him.

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-"Noson Lawen in Lampeter."

-"Any chance of a lift?" I asked.

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-I jumped in.

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-He said, "I'll move the green paint

-so you can sit here."

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-We reached Lampeter.

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-I hope Dafydd Iwan

-doesn't mind me saying this.

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-He's here tonight.

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-He was getting a bit frustrated

-and annoyed.

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-He couldn't see any signs anywhere.

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-I said,

-"Dafydd, you pulled them all down!"

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-You've probably heard

-that I've travelled the world...

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-..singing the old classics.

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-I've met exotic girls

-in distant countries.

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-At the end of the day, if

-they can't shear, what's the point?

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-My song Edrych Am Gymraes, describes

-my search for a Welsh girl.

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-You can clap, Lampeter!

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-Hey, Noson Lawen.

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-# When I was a wanderer

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-# Crossing country borders

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-# Travelling the world,

-night and day, flying like the lark

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-# I drank in remote taverns

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-# In German beer halls

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-# Las Vegas cocktail bars

-and Mexico City's cantinas

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-# But someone was missing

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-# The sunburn turned me bright red

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-# I shouted out,

-"I'm looking for a Welsh girl!" #

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-Any Welsh girls here?

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-# In a vineyard in Italy

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-# I met Marina

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-# She was olive-skinned

-from the Italian sun

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-# Being the gentleman that I am,

-I asked her out for lunch

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-# She didn't like leeks

-in her cannelloni

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-# But someone was missing

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-# The sunburn turned me bright red

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-# I shouted out,

-"I'm looking for a Welsh girl!" #

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-I kept moving.

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-# In a jazz cafe in gay Paris

-I met Amelie

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-# She had sky-blue eyes

-and sang like a cuckoo

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-# I made a beeline for her

-when I heard her singing

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-# I didn't lose my heart because

-she'd never folded a local paper

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-# Someone was missing

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-# The sunburn turned me bright red

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-# I shouted out,

-"I'm looking for a Welsh girl!" #

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-I had to travel even further!

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-# In Argentina, I heard Christina

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-# Playing the panpipes

-and wiggling her bottom

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-# At last I felt true love

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-# But it broke my heart when she

-refused to come to the eisteddfod

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-# Someone was missing,

-the sunburn turned me bright red

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-# I shouted out,

-"I'm looking for a Welsh girl!" #

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-Don't worry, Lampeter.

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-# I'm back in Wales,

-in bacon and egg country

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-# I hope to find

-a pretty girl or two

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-# I'll throw a big party

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-# We'll have

-Welsh cakes and lobscouse

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-# It's the land of milk and honey

-and folk dancing

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-# I'm back in Wales

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-# Ploughing the land, planting beans

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-# I'm not talking about farming,

-but finding a Welsh girl

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-# It's harvest time

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-# To fertile land, we give thanks

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-# What I love most of all

-are pretty Welsh girls #

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-Thank you!

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-Bye, Llanbed!

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-Thanks to the Welsh Whisperer!

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-I feel very much at home now.

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-I'm going to introduce

-a Young Farmers Club.

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-Pontsian Young Farmers

-was established in 1942.

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-It's one of Ceredigion's

-biggest branches.

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-They won

-the main choral competition...

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-..at the 2014

-Young Farmers Eisteddfod.

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-Here they are to sing that

-winning song, Heddiw, Ddoe, Yfory.

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-They're led by Bethan Evans

-and accompanied by Gwyneth Ayers.

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-Please welcome

-Pontsian Young Farmers Club.

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-# Early morning daylight

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-# Sunshine after rain

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-# Sailing back to the harbour

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-# Dropping anchor, holding hands

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-# Embracing old memories

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-# Ready to face the day

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-# Our dreams

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-# Will be realized today

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-# Today, yesterday, tomorrow

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-# Is within us

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-# Within us

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-# Today, yesterday, tomorrow

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-# With you, with you

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-# A new day dawned

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-# On the shore of our love

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-# Today, yesterday, tomorrow

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-# Is within us

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-# The whispering waves

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-# Soothe away the day

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-# The flickering starlight

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-# Embraces the whole bay

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-# And the moon promises

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-# To protect us through the year

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-# As we sail towards the future

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-# In harmony

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-# Today, yesterday, tomorrow

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-# Is within us

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-# Within us

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-# Today, yesterday, tomorrow

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-# With you, with you

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-# A new day dawned

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-# On the shore of our love

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-# Today, yesterday, tomorrow

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-# Is within us

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-# Gathering memories from the past

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-# And always keeping them close

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-# And these treasured moments

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-# Are an anchor

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-# For our tomorrows

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-# Today, yesterday, tomorrow

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-# Is within us

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-# Within us

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-# Today, yesterday, tomorrow

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-# With you, with you

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-# A new day dawned

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-# On the shore of our love

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-# Today, yesterday, tomorrow

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-# Is within us

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-# Today

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-# Yesterday

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-# Tomorrow

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-# Is within us #

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-Welcome back

-to Lampeter's Noson Lawen.

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-Next, we have a young local talent.

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-She will sing about one

-of Ceredigion's loveliest valleys.

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-It was immortalised by T Llew Jones.

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-Singing Cwm Alltcafan,

-please welcome Lowri Elen Jones.

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-# Have you ever been

-to Cwm Alltcafan

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-# Where summer lingers long?

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-# Where the bluebells

-are at their brightest

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-# Have you? Haven't you really?

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-# So you never saw the Teifi

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-# Flowing slowly down the vale

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-# And you never

-saw the gorse flowers

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-# Thickly carpeting the slopes

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-# But give me Cwm Alltcafan

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-# When the sun shines on the world

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-# There you'll find

-the loveliest view

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-# You can keep all the rest

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-# Did I see the gentle lakes

-of Killarney in Ireland?

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-# No, I did not

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-# While others travelled the world

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-# I stayed in my home land

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-# Go to Switzerland and to Italy

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-# Go to Ireland in your turn

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-# Go to Scotland

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-# Where there is beautiful scenery

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-# I am sure

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-# But give me Cwm Alltcafan

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-# When the sun shines on the world

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-# There you'll find

-the loveliest view

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-# You can keep all the rest

0:26:500:26:57

-# But give me Cwm Alltcafan

0:26:580:27:03

-# When the sun shines on the world

0:27:030:27:07

-# There you'll find

-the loveliest view

0:27:070:27:12

-# You can keep all the rest #

0:27:120:27:22

-Thanks, Lowri.

0:27:330:27:35

-It's time to welcome Deiniol back.

0:27:360:27:39

-He is joined by a friend

-from Cardiff, who is also a singer.

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-Singing Fedra I Mond

-Dy Garu Di O Bell...

0:27:450:27:48

-..please welcome

-Deiniol Wyn Rees and Amy Coombes.

0:27:480:27:52

-# They say that sunshine

-brightens every sky

0:28:060:28:13

-# When you came into my life

0:28:130:28:16

-# I drowned in your warmth

0:28:170:28:19

-# Since the dawn of that day

0:28:200:28:23

-# I can't escape from your smile

0:28:230:28:26

-# And when the sun hides at night

0:28:270:28:30

-# You're the light amongst the stars

0:28:300:28:35

-# But now, the days

0:28:370:28:39

-# Go faster than the hours

0:28:390:28:43

-# And the passing minutes

0:28:430:28:46

-# Are like seconds now

0:28:470:28:49

-# And when it's time for me

0:28:500:28:53

-# To explain everything

0:28:530:28:56

-# All my plans fall

-in pieces on the ground

0:28:570:29:01

-# And the reasons are all lost

0:29:010:29:05

-# I stumble over my words with you

0:29:060:29:12

-# I can't say what I'd like

0:29:130:29:19

-# I'll dream again

-of a better chance

0:29:200:29:23

-# But until that time

0:29:240:29:26

-# I can only love you from afar

0:29:270:29:33

-# There must be a place

0:29:380:29:41

-# Where we two will have a chance

0:29:410:29:45

-# Without having to think

0:29:450:29:48

-# Feeling bewildered and far apart

0:29:480:29:51

-# But our memories will bind us

0:29:510:29:55

-# Despite the distances

0:29:550:29:59

-# Your words will be on my lips

0:29:590:30:02

-# Your face in the moonlit night

0:30:020:30:07

-# I stumble over my words with you

0:30:070:30:14

-# I can't say what I'd like

0:30:150:30:21

-# I'll dream again

-of a better chance

0:30:220:30:25

-# But until that time

0:30:250:30:29

-# I can only love you from afar

0:30:290:30:39

-# I stumble over my words with you

0:30:390:30:46

-# I can't say what I'd like

0:30:460:30:53

-# I'll dream again

-of a better chance

0:30:530:30:57

-# But until that time

0:30:570:31:00

-# I can only love you from afar

0:31:000:31:10

-# I can only love you

0:31:120:31:16

-# From afar #

0:31:170:31:24

-LAUGHTER

0:31:370:31:39

-Hello.

0:31:440:31:45

-How are you?

0:31:460:31:47

-You know me, don't you?

0:31:470:31:49

-Idwal is the name.

0:31:500:31:52

-It's nice to be back in Lampeter.

0:31:520:31:54

-I had to come here on a bus.

0:31:550:31:58

-My little car has broken down.

0:31:580:32:00

-Oh!

0:32:000:32:02

-Thanks.

0:32:020:32:03

-I didn't come here on the bus.

0:32:060:32:08

-I came in it.

0:32:090:32:11

-If I came on it,

-I'd have fallen off.

0:32:110:32:14

-I remember driving past Boots once.

0:32:160:32:19

-A policeman stepped out

-in front to me, doing this.

0:32:200:32:24

-He stopped me, out of the blue.

0:32:240:32:26

-I was angry.

0:32:260:32:28

-I told him, "Mr Policeman.

0:32:280:32:30

-"It's lucky I have brakes.

0:32:310:32:33

-"I could have killed you.

0:32:360:32:38

-"Then you'd make plenty of fuss."

0:32:380:32:40

-He looked in and said...

0:32:410:32:43

-"..Are you the car driver?"

0:32:440:32:46

-I said, "Listen, Mr Policeman.

0:32:500:32:52

-"If you see anyone

-else in the car...

0:32:520:32:56

-"..apart from me...

0:32:560:32:58

-"..you have double vision."

0:32:580:33:00

-He took a step back.

0:33:050:33:06

-He looked at me and said...

0:33:070:33:09

-"..Get out of my sight.

0:33:090:33:11

-"I never want to see you again."

0:33:140:33:16

-I said, "Ditto."

0:33:170:33:18

-He was totally lost.

0:33:230:33:25

-I think he was a Northwalian.

0:33:280:33:30

-Once they pass Machynlleth,

-they have no clue where they are.

0:33:340:33:39

-I've forgotten something!

-I was supposed to apologize.

0:33:410:33:45

-Felicity couldn't come with me.

0:33:450:33:47

-Oh!

0:33:470:33:48

-She was very upset.

0:33:490:33:50

-She'd spent the day

-at a beautician's in Aberystwyth.

0:33:500:33:55

-I asked her, "What's wrong?"

0:33:580:34:01

-She said, "I have to go back

-tomorrow, to finish the job."

0:34:010:34:05

-Do you know what they'd done?

0:34:070:34:09

-They plucked all her eyebrows.

0:34:100:34:12

-Then they painted them back in.

0:34:160:34:18

-It doesn't make any sense.

0:34:230:34:25

-And she paid for it.

0:34:250:34:27

-Felicity has been

-rather hard to please recently.

0:34:290:34:33

-She complains

-I'm no good with my hands.

0:34:340:34:38

-She moans and says,

-"You're hopeless with your hands!"

0:34:390:34:44

-She means Do It Yourself.

0:34:440:34:46

-She complained that I didn't

-have a shelf in the kitchen.

0:34:460:34:50

-She said, "Drill holes in the wall,

-then we can put up a shelf."

0:34:510:34:56

-So I drilled away.

0:34:570:34:58

-IMITATES DRILL

0:34:580:35:00

-I made a hole in the wall.

0:35:000:35:02

-The problem is,

-it's about a foot wide.

0:35:020:35:05

-I could see next door.

0:35:070:35:09

-And do you know what?

0:35:110:35:13

-I could see Mrs Thomas next door...

0:35:130:35:15

-..in her kitchen.

0:35:160:35:17

-She had a kettle in her hand.

0:35:180:35:20

-She was dancing round the room,

-with her hair all in curls.

0:35:210:35:25

-I said, "Mrs Thomas,

-you've been to the hairdresser."

0:35:250:35:29

-She replied, "No!

0:35:290:35:31

-"You've drilled

-through the electricity cable!

0:35:310:35:35

-"The current went

-through me. I'm live!"

0:35:390:35:42

-I said, "Mrs Thomas,

-you look lively too."

0:35:430:35:46

-I had to go there to switch her off.

0:35:480:35:51

-Well, switch the electricity off.

0:35:520:35:54

-I did put up the shelf.

0:35:550:35:57

-But there's nothing on it.

0:35:570:35:59

-Everything slides off.

0:36:000:36:02

-To be honest, between you and me...

0:36:040:36:06

-..I hate people...

0:36:060:36:08

-..who are good at doing things.

0:36:090:36:11

-They tend to boast...

0:36:120:36:14

-..and show you up.

0:36:140:36:16

-"I've done this, or done that.

0:36:160:36:18

-"I did that."

0:36:190:36:20

-Mr Powell, who lives up

-the road from me, is like that.

0:36:210:36:26

-He drills or saws a lot.

0:36:260:36:28

-He called one day,

-collecting for something.

0:36:280:36:31

-I made him a cup of tea.

0:36:320:36:33

-Suddenly, he asked...

0:36:340:36:35

-"..Idwal, may I use your bathroom?"

0:36:350:36:38

-He went and stayed there for ages.

0:36:390:36:41

-And ages.

0:36:430:36:45

-And ages.

0:36:450:36:46

-I thought something

-had happened to him.

0:36:470:36:50

-Eventually, he came out

-with a long list.

0:36:500:36:53

-He said, "Idwal,

-I must tell you this.

0:36:540:36:57

-"Your seat has cracked."

0:36:570:36:59

-"I know," I said.

0:37:000:37:02

-"Your window doesn't

-close properly." "I know."

0:37:020:37:05

-"Your towel rail is loose."

-"I know," I said.

0:37:060:37:10

-"The tap is dripping." "I know."

0:37:110:37:13

-He said, "And even worse,

-you have no paper in the toilet.

0:37:150:37:20

-"I'm sure you want to tell me

-to mind my business."

0:37:210:37:25

-I said, "No!

0:37:260:37:27

-"Just do it

-before calling next time."

0:37:290:37:31

-Ta-ra.

0:37:340:37:35

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-Welcome back.

0:37:490:37:50

-We return to the stage...

0:37:510:37:52

-..where Gwenan and Meinir are

-ready to sing Y Ferch O Dy'n Y Coed.

0:37:530:37:57

-Please welcome Gwenan Gibbard

-and Meinir Gwilym once more.

0:37:570:38:02

-# I worked as a servant awhile

0:38:110:38:14

-# Near Ty'n Y Coed

0:38:150:38:19

-# It was the most enjoyable place

0:38:190:38:22

-# I've ever been

0:38:230:38:26

-# The little birds sang

0:38:270:38:30

-# And the trees sighed along

0:38:300:38:34

-# But my heart broke

0:38:350:38:38

-# Despite all these

0:38:390:38:44

-# I'll enlist at the Hallow Fair

0:39:080:39:12

-# If things don't improve

0:39:120:39:14

-# I'll take the shilling and sail

0:39:150:39:18

-# To distant India's shores

0:39:190:39:22

-# I'll trade the birdsong

0:39:230:39:26

-# For the fife and drums

0:39:260:39:29

-# I'll trade the sighing trees

0:39:300:39:33

-# For the sigh of lead bullets

0:39:340:39:37

-# And when I'm shot

0:40:070:40:11

-# A silken white handkerchief

0:40:110:40:14

-# Will be red above my wounded heart

0:40:150:40:18

-# Take it to Gwen

0:40:190:40:22

-# Put it in the hand

0:40:230:40:26

-# Of the most cruel girl

0:40:270:40:31

-# Say it's from Wil,

-who worked awhile

0:40:320:40:35

-# Near Ty'n Y Coed #

0:40:360:40:42

-Thanks, Gwenan and Meinir.

0:41:080:41:10

-Two old ladies used to meet

-every day in a cafe for elevenses.

0:41:120:41:17

-They always had a coffee.

0:41:180:41:20

-Their names were Hilda and Bessie.

0:41:210:41:24

-Bessie asked Hilda, "Are you

-doing anything special today?"

0:41:240:41:28

-Hilda replied,

-"I have a date tonight."

0:41:290:41:32

-"A date, at your age?!

0:41:330:41:35

-"Where and with who?"

0:41:350:41:37

-"I found a man on the internet. We

-don't have to be single at our age.

0:41:370:41:42

-"There are plenty of men there.

-Press a button and they pop up."

0:41:420:41:47

-Bessie said, "Be careful!

-You don't know who they are."

0:41:490:41:53

-"This one looks alright."

0:41:530:41:55

-The next morning, Bessie looked

-forward to hearing what happened.

0:41:560:42:01

-They met for a coffee.

0:42:020:42:03

-She asked how the date went.

0:42:030:42:05

-Hilda replied, "Don't remind me.

0:42:050:42:08

-"Do you know what?

0:42:090:42:11

-"I had to slap him four times."

0:42:110:42:13

-Bessie said,

-"Oh! Was he a bit randy?"

0:42:150:42:19

-"No!

0:42:210:42:22

-"He kept falling asleep."

0:42:220:42:24

-Thanks.

0:42:250:42:26

-The clock tells us that

-another Noson Lawen is almost over.

0:42:320:42:36

-We've had an evening

-full of entertainment.

0:42:360:42:40

-Thanks to all the artistes.

0:42:410:42:43

-And thanks to you, the Lampeter

-audience, for your welcome.

0:42:440:42:49

-There's only one way

-to end our evening...

0:42:500:42:54

-..in the company

-of the evergreen Dafydd Iwan!

0:42:550:42:58

-# You look at my picture,

-full of sympathy

0:43:100:43:15

-# And ask yourself

-why this has to be

0:43:170:43:22

-# You shed a few tears of pity

0:43:240:43:29

-# While I'm afraid

-of seeing tomorrow dawn

0:43:300:43:36

-# But I too was born

-a child to my parents

0:43:370:43:43

-# I've heard people say

-we're all God's children

0:43:450:43:50

-# I'm your brother, and you are mine

0:43:510:43:56

-# Why don't I too

-have the right to live?

0:43:580:44:03

-# I've seen politicians go by

0:44:120:44:17

-# They shake their heads,

-sad and wise

0:44:190:44:24

-# I saw a priest kneel

0:44:260:44:31

-# But he passed me

0:44:320:44:34

-# Because I'm not important

0:44:340:44:38

-# But I too was born

-a child to my parents

0:44:390:44:45

-# I've heard people say

-we're all God's children

0:44:460:44:52

-# I'm your brother,

-and you are my sister

0:44:530:44:59

-# Why don't I too

-have the right to live?

0:45:000:45:06

-# I once used to play

-with my friends

0:45:140:45:19

-# But I've seen them go, one by one

0:45:200:45:25

-# I lost my father one night,

-my mother one morning

0:45:270:45:33

-# Leaving me on my own

0:45:340:45:39

-# But I too was born

-a child to my parents

0:45:410:45:46

-# I've heard people say

-we're all God's children

0:45:480:45:53

-# I'm your brother,

-and you are mine

0:45:540:45:59

-# Why don't I too

-have the right to live?

0:46:010:46:06

-# I've heard talk

-of a butter mountain

0:46:140:46:19

-# And I've heard talk of milk lakes

0:46:210:46:26

-# But I know that you are Christians

0:46:280:46:33

-# You wouldn't waste

-food and nutrition

0:46:340:46:40

-# But I too was born

-a child to my parents

0:46:420:46:47

-# I've heard people say

-we're all God's children

0:46:480:46:53

-# I'm your brother,

-and you are mine

0:46:540:46:59

-# Why don't I too have

0:47:010:47:04

-# Why don't I too have

0:47:040:47:07

-# Why don't I too have

0:47:080:47:12

-# The right to live

0:47:120:47:19

-# To live? #

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