Pennod 1 Sion a Sian

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-Tonight's contestants

-are Brendan and Einir...

-..and Rhian and Peter.

-Here to greet the couples

-are Heledd Cynwal and Stifyn Parri.

-Hello and welcome to Sion a Sian...

-..where we'll meet two couples

-who claim to know each other well.

-Tonight, a couple from South Wales

-takes on a couple from the north.

-But only one couple

-can win the 1,000 prize money.

-If their answers correspond,

-of course.

-There will be two rounds, - one

-in the booth, one in the bat box.

-Let's meet our contestants.

-Brendan and Einir, our first couple

-from Llangyndeyrn near Carmarthen.

-Hello.

-You're just like Mary and Joseph!

-How are you?

-Fine, thanks.

-Fine, thanks.

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-Before we begin...

-..let's step into your world

-for a moment.

-I met Einir at the local pub.

-She worked there part time.

-Because I knew she worked there,

-I went there far too often.

-I wasn't old enough to drink

-at the time.

-We got to know each other,

-and at the end of her shift...

-..we played darts together.

-Our first date was in Carmarthen.

-We met one lunchtime.

-Brendan

-was at college in Pibwrlwyd...

-..and I was at Ysgol Bro Myrddin.

-I think my stripy black and pink

-school uniform put him off.

-He was about to walk out on me

-there and then.

-I wouldn't want to change anything

-about Einir...

-..but I wish she wouldn't

-stress so much about her hair.

-She's never happy with the style.

-She's never happy with the style.

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-Brendan has a lorry obsession.

-He's a driver

-for a local company on weekends...

-..and spends a lot of time

-reconditioning an old car...

-..so it'd be nice

-to see more of him on weekends.

-Our lives are very busy.

-We're never bored.

-We're flat out all the time.

-We enjoy life,

-we've plenty of good friends...

-..and we enjoy each other's company.

-Einir's

-the life and soul of the party.

-Was it embarrassing,

-having to kiss on camera?

-I'm sure it was embarrassing wearing

-pink and black stripes to school.

-Were you in a circus or what?

-You're a fine one to talk

-in that dickie bow!

-Einir 1, Stifyn 0.

-We're in for some fun!

-Which school did you go to?

-Which school did you go to?

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-Bro Myrddin.

-The school uniform made her

-look like an old Welsh lady!

-I was proud of that uniform.

-I was proud of that uniform.

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-You were the only one then!

-The older you got, the shorter

-the skirts. You could tailor them.

-My skirt got shorter

-at Ysgol Morgan Llwyd too!

-Einir, you gave your son

-a special gift recently, didn't you?

-He's 15, isn't he?

-He's 15, isn't he?

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-Yes. Matthew and Ben are our sons.

-Ben had a kidney transplant

-two years ago. I gave him mine.

-Is everything going well?

-Is everything going well?

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-So far so good, thanks.

-Both of you are doing well?

-Both of you are doing well?

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-Yes.

-If you're ready, Brendan, you can

-go and put your feet up for a while.

-Take your place in the booth

-and we'll start the game.

-Just a quick reminder, Einir.

-I'll ask you both three questions...

-..and hopefully Brendan's

-answers will correspond with yours.

-As we know, you like changing

-the style and colour of your hair.

-How much interest does Brendan take?

-He loves you as you are,

-no matter what hairstyle you have?

-He likes being married to someone

-who keeps changing her appearance?

-Or he suggests a style or colour...

-..hoping you'll take his advice?

-He likes me as I am.

-He likes me as I am.

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-No matter what your hair is like?

-Sweet! It brings a tear to my eye!

-The optician tells Brendan

-he must wear glasses all the time.

-Is he bothered by it? Does he only

-wear glasses when he needs to?

-Or does he consider

-contact lenses or laser treatment?

-What does he do?

-What does he do?

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-It wouldn't bother him.

-Is he easy going?

-Is he easy going?

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-Yes, he is.

-Final question. A fancy dress party

-is held in the village.

-Which costume

-best suits Brendan's personality?

-Bananaman.

-Because he's comical.

-A schoolboy because he's childish.

-Or Black Bart

-because he can be a bad boy?

-Bananaman. I'd like to see him

-in a banana costume.

-Bananaman's real name was Eric.

-Do you remember?

-I apologize for Heledd.

-She doesn't get out much,

-especially in that dress.

-Happy?

-Happy?

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-Yes.

-Park the lorry and come and join us.

-He's chuckling to himself.

-Are you still with us?

-A nice bit of County and Western.

-I noticed you were dancing.

-Three questions and hopefully

-your answers will correspond.

-Einir likes to change

-the style and colour of her hair.

-How much interest do you take?

-Do you like being married to someone

-who keeps changing her appearance?

-Do you suggest a style and colour,

-hoping Einir will take your advice?

-Or do you love Einir just as she is?

-All three are suitable...

-..but I think

-I'll go for the second one.

-You'd suggest a style and colour,

-hoping she takes your advice? No.

-I thought you'd love me regardless.

-It's not going well, Brendan.

-It's not going well, Brendan.

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-On so many levels!

-Never mind.

-How about the second question?

-You're told by the optician that you

-have to wear glasses all the time.

-What do you do?

-Does it bother you?

-Do you

-only wear glasses when you need to?

-Or do you consider

-contact lenses or laser treatment?

-It wouldn't bother me.

-It wouldn't bother me.

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-Well done. You've redeemed yourself.

-This is a difficult one.

-A fancy dress party

-is held in the village.

-Which costume

-best suits your personality?

-Black Bart

-because you can be a bad boy.

-A schoolboy

-because you can be childish.

-Or Bananaman

-because you can be comical?

-Bananaman.

-Bananaman.

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-Well done.

-We all want to see your banana.

-That goes with the tangerine!

-A bowlful of fruit. Well done.

-You only had one wrong answer...

-..which means

-you have 200 in the bank.

-Go and have a cuddle backstage.

-The next couple comes from

-Rhosllanerchrugog, wherever that is.

-Please welcome Peter and Rhian.

-Here you come,

-like lambs to the slaughter!

-Before we have a sensible chat...

-..let's learn a little about you.

-We started seeing each other in the

-sixth form at Ysgol Morgan Llwyd.

-Rhian was in the lower sixth.

-After leaving school, I started

-working and Rhian went to college.

-After I graduated from Bangor

-I decided to move back to Rhos.

-We got back together.

-We saw each other

-every night after that.

-Within a few weeks, we knew

-we were meant for each other...

-..and we got married

-soon afterwards.

-If I prepare for the day ahead,

-I lay out the children's clothes...

-..and get my work clothes ready.

-He's very organized too

-and puts everything away.

-She talks a lot.

-I don't talk as much as her.

-I tell my friends

-that she can talk for Wales.

-She can talk for hours

-about any subject.

-I'd say our relationship

-is very successful.

-We're very similar people

-with the same interests.

-We're best friends.

-We're best friends.

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-And I listen.

-He listens and does as he's told!

-Very similar, you say?

-You don't have a beard today.

-I shaved it off.

-What we usually find...

-..is that relationship problems

-arise because one is untidy...

-..and the other's always tidying up.

-But with you two, it's a competition

-who's the tidiest.

-I'm organized but he's tidy.

-I see. What's the difference?

-I plan for the day ahead,

-as I said in the film.

-She lays things out ready

-and I put them away afterwards.

-You've a system?

-Of sorts.

-Of sorts.

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-Is Rhian untidy?

-No, she's not untidy.

-Tell me about your job.

-It sounds interesting.

-Safety in the community?

-I'm a community safety officer

-for Wrexham County Council.

-I work in tandem with the police

-and several other agencies...

-..to make Wrexham

-a safe place in which to live...

-..and for people

-to feel safe in their homes.

-We work on all kinds of campaigns.

-And you're a banker?

-And you're a banker?

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-Yes, I'm a proud banker.

-In private.

-You bank privately! Good to hear.

-Rhian, why don't you take the weight

-off your feet for a while?

-Make your way into the booth.

-Thank you, Rhian.

-The big moment awaits.

-She's making herself comfy.

-Here goes.

-Rhian is in charge of the cooking...

-..at home.

-She'd determined to be

-in charge of something else too.

-What would you

-be reluctant for her to do?

-To be in charge of technology...

-..and take care of the computers,

-television and mobiles?

-In charge of social events such as

-organizing holidays and dining out?

-Or in charge of the finances

-such as paying bills and budgeting?

-What would you be least happy about?

-What would you be least happy about?

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-That's simple. Technology.

-She not very technological?

-She not very technological?

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-Not in the least.

-Definite answer.

-Second question.

-Rhian attends the

-Ideal Home Exhibition in London...

-..and is determined

-to purchase one of the following.

-Out of what

-would you get the most use?

-Your own private sauna

-in the shed.

-A rowing machine

-in one of the bedrooms.

-Or a hot tub...

-..in the garden...

-..big enough to accommodate friends?

-A hot tub in the garden.

-Big enough to accommodate friends?

-A hot tub it is then!

-Final question in this round.

-We've established that you're tidy.

-What would annoy Rhian the most

-out of the following things?

-For you

-to colour code her wardrobe?

-For you to alphabetize

-her cookery book collection?

-Or for you to rearrange her make-up

-in a way that makes sense to you?

-Her clothes.

-It's obvious

-she likes doing that herself.

-Let's ask Rhian to join us.

-She likes taking her time, I see.

-Take your time, Rhian.

-We've got all day.

-I've brought sandwiches along.

-And a flask! Was that nice?

-It was lovely.

-It was lovely.

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-You're in charge of cooking at home.

-But you're also determined

-to be in charge of something else.

-What would Peter be reluctant

-for you to be in charge of?

-The finances - paying bills

-and household budgeting?

-The technology

-such as computers, TV and mobiles?

-Or social events

-such as organizing holidays...

-..and dining out?

-The three, I think!

-But I think he'd be worried...

-..if I were in charge

-of the money and the finances.

-He's worried about a lot of things

-because he said technology.

-Never mind.

-You've two more chances. You attend

-the Ideal Home Exhibition in London.

-You're determined

-to purchase one of the following.

-Out of which of these

-would you get the most use?

-A rowing machine

-in one of the bedrooms.

-Your own private sauna in the shed.

-Or a hot tub in the garden...

-..big enough

-to accommodate your friends?

-I don't like the water,

-so a private sauna.

-Romantic but wrong.

-A hot tub.

-A hot tub.

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-I can't stand water!

-So you and everyone else

-can soak in the same water! Yuck!

-One left. No pressure.

-We know he's fussy around the house,

-but what would annoy you the most?

-Peter rearranging your make-up

-in a way that makes sense to him.

-Peter

-alphabetizing your cookery books.

-Or Peter colour coding

-your wardrobe?

-The cookery books.

-Wrong. You're hopeless.

-Rubbish.

-Before this ends in divorce,

-you get one more chance...

-..in the second round.

-You've won no money, but never mind.

-Join us after the break...

-..to see

-if Rhian and Peter win any points.

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-Welcome back to Sion a Sian.

-Six questions worth 50 each

-in the bat box round.

-The bats await.

-Brendan and Einir are standing by.

-Pick up the bats. Off we go.

-Who's most likely

-to play a joke on the other?

-Incorrect.

-Snails in garlic.

-Who's least likely to eat them?

-Correct.

-Who's most likely to use

-the last piece of toilet paper...

-..without replacing it

-with a new roll?

-Correct. Shame on you!

-Who's most likely

-to pick up Mostyn the dog's mess?

-Correct.

-Who would benefit most

-from plastic surgery?

-Correct, but a divorce could be on

-the cards by the end of the night!

-Naughty boy!

-Naughty but good!

-Who looks the best

-reclining by the pool on holiday?

-Correct. Bats down, please.

-Congratulations. You only had one

-wrong answer, so five out of six.

-Congratulations.

-Please welcome back Peter and Rhian.

-Pick up your bats.

-Who would win a quiz

-on recent films?

-Incorrect.

-Who's most likely to say,

-"Let's stay in bed"...

-..on a Saturday morning?

-Correct.

-Which of you hates losing?

-Well done.

-Which of you is fondest

-of Kyffin Williams's artwork?

-Correct.

-Who spends the most

-on a bottle of wine?

-Correct again.

-Who's first to say, "Time to go

-home" when you're at the Eisteddfod?

-Correct.

-Return your bats, please.

-At the end of that round, you scored

-five out of six correctly.

-Come and join us

-at the heart in the centre.

-Also welcome back Brendan and Einir.

-The heart is pounding.

-Rhian and Peter, I can tell you...

-..you've won 250.

-But the winners tonight with 450

-are Brendan and Einir. Well done.

-As well as the money, you win

-a Sion a Sian cushion to treasure.

-Keep it tidy.

-Out of sight in the cupboard!

-Enjoy spending the 250. Thank you

-for being such special contestants.

-Einir,

-please make your way to the booth...

-..while we ask Brendan

-the big question.

-She's going to disappear...

-..and blend in

-to the wallpaper behind her!

-Here we go.

-This is the big question.

-What is Einir's

-favourite alcoholic drink?

-Half a lager.

-Definitely?

-Definitely?

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-Definitely.

-She's easy to please.

-She's easy to please.

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-A cheap date.

-She likes wine too.

-Want a confab with yourself?

-If we were at home...

-He's started analyzing now!

-..she'd have a glass of wine.

-But if we were at the pub,

-she'd have half a lager.

-I'll change it to wine.

-Are you sure?

-Are you sure?

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-Yes, wine.

-We're ready for you, Einir.

-Like a little bird on her perch!

-Welcome back.

-All I need from you is one answer.

-For 1,000...

-..what is

-your favourite alcoholic drink?

-It's one of two things.

-Either lager or wine.

-What did he say?

-We're asking you.

-We're asking you.

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-I know.

-Wine.

-Wine.

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-Yes!

-We've never waited so long

-for a glass of wine!

-Well done!

-That's exactly the same answer

-as he gave too.

-He said half a lager first

-but changed it to wine.

-I like both.

-It's half a lager when we're out.

-We're so happy for you!

-I can't believe it. Well done.

-Congratulations to you both.

-Another happy couple

-leaves Sion a Sian tonight.

-Until next time, toodle-oo!

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