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SIMON MAYO: This is a record of what happens when

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you put a collection of BBC Radio 2 presenters in a room

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and ask them to talk about their life and times in radio.

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With more than two centuries of experience between us,

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spanning seven decades, the only problem was getting us to stop.

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This is Mr Ken Bruce. He's been with Radio 2 since 1982

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and is a connoisseur of the best in popular music.

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You'll know Claudia Winkleman, of course, from the telly but

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she's also the presenter of the Arts Show every Friday night on Radio 2.

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Bob Harris joins us as well, it's Whispering Bob of course.

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Music connoisseur and our resident expert

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on pretty much anything that twangs.

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This is Jo Whiley, host of our weekday evenings unmissable show

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and purveyor of all the live music you could possibly want.

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And we couldn't do it without Tony Blackburn, radio veteran,

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Pick Of The Pops host, and nearly 50 years ago, radio pirate.

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And I'm Simon Mayo.

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you'd think I might just have smiled a little, wouldn't you?

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With the six of us all duly gathered together,

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it seems sensible to start at the beginning.

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What made us all want to work in radio?

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I used to listen to Journey Into Space on Radio Luxembourg

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and things like that and put the radio on

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and the valves would light up in those days

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and you had to wait for it to come on.

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I just thought it was magical.

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I thought I'd quite like to be inside that box!

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SIMON: With the glowing valves!

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Well, with the glowing valves, yes.

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My mum and dad used to have a sort of a record player radio...

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That's right.

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A big sort of radiogram thing in the corner of the room.

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It had the big dials and it's exactly as you say, Tony, it did, it glowed.

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I always thought that was my first sort of feeling from it,

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when I was probably about four or five,

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listening to Listen With Mother - with my mother -

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and it just represented warmth and happiness.

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Yes. So that was my first sort of feeling about the radio.

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They always used to say radio was showbusiness for ugly people,

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so that's what I...

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I thought that was politics!

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THEY ALL LAUGH

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But I, like Bob and like Tony, just listened to,

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heard something on the radio and thought, I could almost do that.

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I didn't have any particular talent

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but I thought I could sort of speak all right,

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and all I heard were the serious people, the announcers being funny

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on things like Beyond Our Ken and Round The Horne

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and on Take It From Here and I thought,

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"That sounds like a good job, that sounds like fun.

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"Let's have a go at that," but without any means of ever thinking

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I could do it. I don't know what made me think there was a possibility...

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That is the quantum leap, though, isn't it?

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Wanting to be on the radio and then how do you be on the radio? Yeah.

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I do remember radio at home much more than I remember television.

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It has just always been there,

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whether it was at my grandparents' house...

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My dad has always had a massive ghetto blaster.

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He used to work on a building site and I remember he used to

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walk around with this big ghetto blaster on his shoulder

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and he's only very little, but radio was always really, really important.

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I used to do that thing of listening to the top 40 and recording it

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and pressing record and its...

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I don't know, just always had this really deep love of radio.

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We used to have, as you had I think, one of those big record players

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and it had a radio and it had a turntable built in

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and I rigged up, it was a loudspeaker

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and I used to put it at the end of the hall

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and I used to actually do DJ programmes for my mum and dad.

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JO: Me too! Yeah. Yeah.

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TONY: You did that?

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I pretended to be, I pretended to be Simon Stephens, I changed my name

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because I thought my name was pathetic.

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My sister did jingles on a xylophone and I wrote out links

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and I put the records on and did the whole thing.

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I've still got the singles with the number with the running order.

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Do you think other people did that

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or is it just that we are quite peculiar and obsessive?

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I used to record the top 40 and then play them back and pretend to do...

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But from my world, I worked in telly beforehand

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but there is a feeling in telly where anybody can work in telly

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because literally all you have to do is paint yourself orange

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and read out loud but you had to be something really special

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to get into radio because radio, they hear your true self.

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You can't hide behind anything else

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so for me it was I was praying and then I got lucky.

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The one thing I loved about radio, I didn't want to be

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part of the whole, I didn't want to be part of showbiz,

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I didn't have that kind of thing of I just want to be an entertainer.

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Because I am quite shy I loved the fact that it's really intimate

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and no-one has to watch you. Television can be quite daunting

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but the fact it's just you and these people that you are speaking to

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and that's what I always got from radio.

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I remember being ill and when you're lying in bed and your mum is

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doing things around the house

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and listening to things like Pete Murray and to Jimmy Young

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and just being really comforted by those voices

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and them being kind of friends and that's what really appealed to me

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that I could just sit there and just...

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BOB: Did you have this thing, Jo,

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I mean when I started buying my first records,

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I got an incredible amount of pleasure

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playing those records to my friends.

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We used to have record hops as they were in those days, in the late '50s,

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playing the new Buddy Holly or Ricky Nelson and the Everly Brothers

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and all of that and sharing these new singles we'd bought

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and I still think now that what I'm doing is just a sort of slightly

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larger version of that and that the essence of just that

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and turning people on to music and communicating

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an enjoyment that you feel about this record you've just discovered.

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There's nothing quite like it, yeah.

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That's exactly it. No, it's really exciting,

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just having that two-way dialogue between people and

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being able to go, "I just heard this single and it's absolutely fantastic,

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"I hope you like it!" And then you put it on

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and then people nowadays can let you know instantly

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if they like it or they don't like it.

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That's what so lovely. Maybe at some point

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we might talk about it but the thing about Twitter and Facebook is

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that you know immediately whether...

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I do it less with music but more with chat on the Arts Show -

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if you're having a conversation with somebody, I did see that and I did...

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Whatever it is. It's just, you know. SIMON: Is that a good thing?

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- That's a great thing. - Is it?

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To know people's opinion straightaway?

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Yet, as long as it's positive!

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As long as it's, "Well done, Claudia, yes, very good question."

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I think it's fantastic.

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You do immediately get a reaction, don't you?

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I think Twitter and... Particularly Twitter, I think, is very exciting.

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SIMON: Here's the next question.

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How do you judge whether you've had a successful show?

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I don't think in terms of success or otherwise.

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I just do the show, and leave at the end of it

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because there'll be another one tomorrow. I think

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if you're doing a daily show, there is this kind of continuity to it,

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it's a long stream of activity

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over a whole year or years,

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and so I don't come off saying, "Oh, that was a really good show,"

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I just say, "That's another show done."

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Sometimes you get a feeling, don't you? Sometimes you just have

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a gut instinct of knowing that everything's flowed really well.

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I guess nowadays you get feedback and people telling you you're great

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so you're going, "I was great tonight."

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I think you just have an instinct of whether

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everything just kind of flows really well.

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The show you think is great was probably

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never as great as it was and the show you think was terrible

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was probably not as bad as you think it was.

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Am I right in thinking that you do the show

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and you just go and leave someone else to clear up the mess?

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Yes. Usually you, Tony. Yes.

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When I was starting out, I definitely would have judged

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a successful programme as to whether I did the voice-overs right.

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JO: What, hitting vocals?

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Yes, if there was a 27 second voice-over on this track,

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can I get up to 26? Yes, I did it. Great, that's a successful...

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That was... Of course, no listener cares about that and now,

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you realise that actually, you don't actually have to do that at all.

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Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't,

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but that's how I would have judged a successful programme, I think.

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I will gauge it by how well me and the guest have clicked.

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So, when we had Luke Treadaway on

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and we got on brilliantly and he says, "Is it all right if I stay?"

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Oh! KEN: That's nice.

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And then if you have David Bailey on and he gets weird

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and starts pacing around the room and then just swears

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and sort of leaves, that's less good because it's my job to make them

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feel comfortable and try and get the most out of them

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so that's how I will gauge it just by those chats.

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Good interviews. If you have done a great interview

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or if someone has been really engaging then you just know it's

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gone well and then if you play some fantastic records,

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then that's when you know you've got a good show.

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Play the records that make the hairs on the back of your neck stand out,

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you think it must be doing the same, even if it isn't, you think it's

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doing the same for the audience. JO: You hope so. Yeah.

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JO: What about you, Simon? - A successful programme?

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You're not still trying to hit vocals?

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I'm not trying to hit the...

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Well, though sometimes it's quite nice...

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JO: Satisfying.

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Satisfying feeling, a complete mystery to everybody else.

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Crashing a vocal is terrible though, isn't it? You feel bad about that.

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You feel sick.

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I think also if there's an interview section that you're doing,

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if you've got a guest that's come in, there is enormous satisfaction to

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be had from the well-honed question. CLAUDIA: Yes.

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It doesn't matter really what the answer is but you just think,

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"That was exactly the right question to ask," and sometimes, you know,

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you have a very long and rambling question, a bit like this answer

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but it goes on a long time and I hate it when interviewers showing off

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how much information they have by putting it all in the question,

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whereas actually, someone like Larry King when he was on CNN,

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mastered the art of the short question.

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At Prime Minister's Questions, the most effective questions

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are always the short ones. It's always, "Well, why?"

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"How do you feel?" BOB: Absolutely.

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All of that kind of stuff but the well-honed question,

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there's a great satisfaction to be had from that..

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BOB: Do you find, Simon, I mean I do judge how well an interview is going

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by how much of me I'm hearing.

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The more of me I'm hearing,

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the less well I think the interview is going.

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CLAUDIA: Totally.

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If you're just nudging away and you got somebody talking,

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and it's a lot do with the interviewee

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and how willing they are to be communicative and all of that

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but as a rule of thumb I think the more of me I'm hearing,

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the less well this interview is going

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because then you're just nudging and you're opening up this lovely

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atmosphere within which your guest is beginning to feel comfortable and

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relaxed and beginning to feel happy to express themselves and open up.

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I try and explain to my kids that the key...

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One of my keys to life is basically just doing your homework.

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They really don't like that at 5.00pm on a Wednesday.

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I go, "You know the key." "Really? Are you sure it's not fish fingers?"

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And when I interview anybody,

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the more homework I've done,

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even though I don't want to read their third book

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because I read the first or whatever,

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because it's a Sunday night and I could be watching telly,

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they know immediately, they know when they walk in

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if you've absolutely done it and you're so self assured

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that you actually just sort of let them go, like you say,

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you go, "Tell everybody about it."

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You're not trying to show off, you're not going... And that's where...

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So if I really do my homework, that's when it goes well.

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Right, here's another question.

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What's the best idea you've ever had?

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TONY: I think probably introducing a dog.

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JO: Arnold! BOB: Arnold, yes.

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Arnold the dog.

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I found Arnold on a sound effects record on Radio Caroline.

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It's sad, isn't it, that's the best idea I ever had?

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I found this dog and I thought, well, British people love dogs

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and I introduced this dog, and this dog, Arnold.

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It certainly got more fan mail than I ever got.

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SIMON: Why Arnold? TONY: I don't know.

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I just came up with the idea, Arnold, I don't know, out of the blue

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and this dog barked and barked and barked

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and I got really quite annoyed.

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It became terribly annoying but it was so popular I couldn't drop him.

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The only feature I've had which stood the test of time

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is Confessions, which I'm still doing, which I'm still doing now,

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but I think it started as a...

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It was doing Breakfast and it was a record amnesty,

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I think it started off as a record amnesty, you know

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admitting to records that you still possess that you borrowed

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from your neighbour or girlfriend or something. And we had,

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"Yes, I've still got this after five years, this album after 10 years..."

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and then... So that was it and I thought there was going to be,

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like you say, a feature that lasted a day

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and then got letters from people saying,

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"While you're at it, can I say that, not only did I borrow his album

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"but I also borrowed his wife," I don't know, it was...

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And I was thinking, "Hang on a second, I'm not sure we can do this."

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Then started to read out some of the letters

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and then it was like opening the floodgates as though people,

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they'd stopped telling the pastor what they'd done

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so they wanted to tell someone on the radio.

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We were talking earlier on about whether our kids listen to the radio

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and what they do listen to and my kids are across the whole age range,

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but they love Confessions, that's the one thing that they're all like,

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"Turn it up, turn it up, we like this."

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The most frustrating thing is that I can't do so many

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that we used to do without any...

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They were just, no-one even wanted to know what I was going to read out,

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I'd just choose them and there was one which I know wouldn't...

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Ones involving goats and hamsters, which were always the most popular,

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would never get through any more.

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There was one from a hospital orderly

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who'd been out on the town

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and his job was to prepare people for operations and he was

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shaving a guy's chest because he was having a heart operation.

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He said, "I wasn't concentrating

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"and before I knew what had happened I'd shaved off his nipples,"

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and it got a fantastic reaction and people wrote in

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and all of that sort of stuff and now it wouldn't actually get on the air

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because it involves...

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JO: Too many repercussions! ..Illegality, I suppose!

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THEY ALL SPEAK AT ONCE

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I have got one more idea I came up with which is the Golden Hour.

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KEN: Full of ideas, this man!

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I came up with that idea, that's lasted long time,

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KEN: That WAS a good idea.

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The only good idea I ever had, I think, was to decide to myself

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I was not a serious broadcaster because I thought I was at one time.

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I used to do hospital radio. I did record shows and I thought,

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"This is good fun," and I joined the BBC

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and I thought, "No, actually, I'm going to be a serious broadcaster

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"and do politics and current affairs and things like that."

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And it became apparent to me that while I could just about

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get away with it, I wasn't actually any good at it

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and I was better at doing record programmes and so I thought,

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"Right, well, that's what I'll do."

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That happened to me because I did radio journalism at college

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and so you're with all these really hard-bitten journalists

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and they're all out there searching stories

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and tracking them down and I just used to sit in the studio

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just doing segues and talking up to vocals and just being a proper anorak

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and I just thought, "This is it, this is my path."

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Nobody else here wants to do it but I love it, I love playing songs,

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I love listening to music and I made the exact same decision,

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"Right, this is my future, I can't pretend to be anything else."

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I couldn't get excited enough, as much as the journalists did,

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about the latest Cabinet reshuffle. I thought, "Oh, yeah, that's nice."

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And it was at that point I realised,

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actually, you're not cut out for this.

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Actually, there's more competition in that field as well, isn't there?

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There aren't so many people who can talk nonsense.

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It is strange, though.

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There are fewer and fewer people because there isn't...

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At least there was a sort of training ground when you and I were younger,

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from local stations perhaps,

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pirate ships, commercial stations,

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there were many of them, who were allowed to be themselves.

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Fewer and fewer people are doing that now.

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The BBC local stations are more speech than music

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and so nobody is being left in a room with a box of records and told,

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"Fill two hours," any more, which was always the way you learned.

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OK, here's another question.

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What's the song you most enjoy playing and why?

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Oh, can I go with this one? Yes.

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Baz Luhrmann, Everyone's Free To Wear Sunscreen because it is one...

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You mentioned earlier on, Ken, about when you play a song

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and it makes the hairs on the back of your neck stand up

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and you know it's having that effect on everyone else.

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Without fail, every time I play that

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you always get an enormous audience reaction.

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People who never heard it before and then other people who've listened

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to it and there'll always be one line that you'll listen to in that song

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and you'll just go, "That's so true, I will be a better person,

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"I will do this thing and I will wear sunscreen."

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It's, I just love playing that song.

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My answer is totally sentimental

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because my mum's favourite song in the whole world hands down,

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it's Midnight Train To Georgia by Gladys Knight

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and I remember her looking on the dial for it when I was little,

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when it was very popular, I don't know how old I was, five,

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and she used to be stirring inedible stew, singing in the wooden spoon

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and I remember, I think it was the first time I stood in for Ken,

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and it was on the list, because I just get the list,

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and I'm so grateful, I don't make eye contact with anybody.

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I haven't sent in an invoice, I can't believe they let me stand in for you

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and that was on and that was a proper moment, it doesn't get better...

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Like, even if they then say, "You've got to leave now,

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"don't write to us any more,"

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I've still done this.

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And when your mum was singing at home did you have to do,

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"Superstar, but he didn't get far." You did all that stuff?

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All of that and then she would... Yeah, it was.

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TONY: Great song. It's a great song.

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And that is, yeah, every morning, or every afternoon, her singing.

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I don't, is this the same as what's your favourite song?

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Because I'm not sure.

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CLAUDIA: No, because that's not my favourite song.

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So I think, my instinctive reaction was to say Stay With Me by The Faces

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because it just always sounds fantastic on the radio but I think

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also if you see a track like Elbow doing One Day Like This,

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you know that the audience are going to go mad for it,

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they absolutely love it,

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and I think when you get a track like that it's sort of a gift

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because you're thinking, everyone is going to stop what they're doing...

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OK, everyone stop, turn this up.

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You know there'll be people in cars who'll turn it up really loud,

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looking across at each other, having that communal moment.

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- Arms raised. - There will be somebody working

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in a sentry box somewhere listening on an iPod or something

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and they will all have that little moment

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and that's the joy of what we do, isn't it?

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Yes, in the context of us talking about radio and things

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Rex Bob Lowenstein, Mark Germino... TONY: Fantastic, yeah

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..which tells the story of this kind of rebel DJ

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who just played everything from Madonna to George Jones.

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"Smash and trash till they cuffed him on the floor."

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And this company was brought in to rationalise the playlist

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and he was the last bastion fighting against this,

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just playing what he wanted to and eventually he had to, didn't he,

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lock himself in the studio until he was arrested

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and taken and the judge said to him,

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you know, when he's in the dock,

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"By the way, what was that great record that you played last night?"

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It's probably impossible to come up with your favourite record, isn't it?

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ALL: Yes. This Magic Moment, The Drifters.

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Oh, yes.

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The strings on that one. What's yours, Jo?

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I think there's also records that hit you for different reasons.

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I always love to hear and play on the radio, Nina Simone,

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I Put A Spell On You cos that really does give me the kind of "uh" moment.

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But then, is this actually affecting the audience in the same way?

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There are songs that I love playing on the radio because they lift me

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and I always get a picture, remember the Royle family,

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when Jim Royle and Twiggy were papering the room to Mambo No. 5

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and you know they were dancing and I think there are songs like that

0:18:430:18:46

that I love playing, like Alesha Dixon, The Boy Does Nothing

0:18:460:18:49

because that always makes me start moving and Beach Baby by First Class

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and Sugar Baby Love by The Rubettes, come on!

0:18:530:18:56

That's got them all going. JO: First band I ever saw live!

0:18:560:18:59

Frankly they're just great songs just to get you up

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and get the whole show up, I think.

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What is your most irritating radio habit?

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CLAUDIA: Oh. TONY: Oh.

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I'll go first.

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I think I'd find other people in the studio irritating.

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I don't want anyone else in the studio

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if they absolutely don't have to be there.

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KEN: I would rather be alone.

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I remember... Just now actually!

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THEY ALL LAUGH

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I remember when I was a young announcer on BBC Scotland,

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the senior announcer there,

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I was leaving one night and switched the light off in the cubicle outside

0:19:280:19:32

the studio and he came rushing out

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and said, "Oh, don't do that! Don't do that!

0:19:340:19:36

"I can't bear the thought of somebody listening that I can't see."

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And I thought, "But you're on the radio!"

0:19:390:19:41

But he actually hated the idea of there being somebody possibly

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sitting watching him do it

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and I think that's the same as you're saying, Simon, it's an intimate thing

0:19:460:19:50

and you want to feel surrounded by people that you know and trust,

0:19:500:19:53

but you don't want strangers watching.

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These are more insecurities rather than bad habits, aren't they?

0:19:560:19:59

JO: This is a therapy session, right?

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Who do we pay?

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You probably like it, don't you, because of the television.

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You always have a big team around you with TV, haven't you?

0:20:060:20:08

Yes, far too many people so I much prefer radio

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but if I'm interviewing somebody and they say something,

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I like that I can see an immediate reaction from people

0:20:140:20:18

sort of behind that person in the control room.

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My most irritating habit on air is the fact that

0:20:210:20:23

I say a song is brilliant, even if I hate it. Continue.

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I say "um" all the time.

0:20:260:20:28

I thought we were meant to be taking ourselves apart a bit more

0:20:280:20:30

so I would never... Um.

0:20:300:20:31

SIMON: We can be as reflective as you wish.

0:20:310:20:34

Yeah, we haven't done embarrassing radio moments yet

0:20:340:20:36

and that's kind of what I really wanted to know what everyone's is.

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Ken, why don't you start?

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I haven't had any at all!

0:20:400:20:43

Just those moments that you like, oh, that you will always remember.

0:20:430:20:46

Two of them, one of them being when I was reading out a text

0:20:460:20:49

that was talking about the West Kent Country Ladies Hockey Club.

0:20:490:20:53

That's available on the internet for people to listen to that.

0:20:530:20:55

That was quite a good one.

0:20:550:20:57

The other was when we had Biffy Clyro playing at Reading

0:20:570:20:59

and it was obviously a live broadcast and very, very exciting.

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They've got very ardent fans so no-one was supposed to know

0:21:020:21:05

they were going to be in this tiny little tent but obviously

0:21:050:21:08

all the fans knew that they were going to be there so I'd run up

0:21:080:21:10

onto the stage and I introduced Biffy who were going to do a cover

0:21:100:21:13

of Rage Against The Machine, Killing In The Name Of which is very,

0:21:130:21:16

very sweary and we hadn't really thought this through properly so...

0:21:160:21:20

And the band had assured us they were going to do the sanitised version

0:21:200:21:23

but, you know, you trust these guys.

0:21:230:21:25

So, they go on stage and they start to perform it.

0:21:250:21:27

THEY do the sanitised version,

0:21:270:21:28

however the audience just sing really loudly

0:21:280:21:31

at Reading and my producer...

0:21:310:21:34

I remember looking over at my producer, Piers Bradford, going...

0:21:340:21:38

We literally had to just go, "And we'll be leaving Biffy Clyro there."

0:21:380:21:41

So that was one to remember.

0:21:410:21:43

We probably all got a version,

0:21:450:21:47

a story which is putting the wrong version.

0:21:470:21:49

It's very difficult to play the wrong version any more because it's all,

0:21:490:21:52

because we only get the right version if it's on the hard drive

0:21:520:21:55

but I do remember at Radio 1 doing a golden hour,

0:21:550:21:58

though we didn't call it The Golden Hour,

0:21:580:22:00

we called it something else, but it was exactly the same thing,

0:22:000:22:03

playing the KLF and it's, I had never heard the original version,

0:22:030:22:08

with the sample goes, "It's time to kick out the jams,"

0:22:080:22:11

and then in the hit version it's then got a reversed tape loop

0:22:110:22:15

of what he actually says

0:22:150:22:17

and I had put on the wrong version so it actually starts with

0:22:170:22:21

this guy shouting "OK, it's time to kick out the jams...melon farmers"

0:22:210:22:25

and I heard it as it went through and my producer heard it and we both

0:22:250:22:29

looked at each other at the same time, thinking, "Did that go out?"

0:22:290:22:32

"Yes, it did."

0:22:320:22:33

The phone rings and it's the head of music saying,

0:22:330:22:36

"Take it off now, there's another one coming,"

0:22:360:22:38

and I said, "No, no, no, I don't..."

0:22:380:22:40

Yes, there was.

0:22:400:22:41

THEY ALL LAUGH

0:22:410:22:42

So you take it off but that's kind of par for the course

0:22:430:22:45

and everyone loves it actually, everyone thought it was very funny

0:22:450:22:48

but the really worst one was my producer arranging Naomi Campbell

0:22:480:22:52

to come in with a cake for my birthday and I didn't recognise her.

0:22:520:22:55

CLAUDIA GASPS

0:22:550:22:57

So the incident was going out, thanks very much!

0:22:570:23:00

And he hadn't realised that I hadn't worked out who it was

0:23:000:23:03

and eventually he went, "It's Naomi Campbell."

0:23:030:23:05

"OK, thanks, Naomi, for coming in."

0:23:050:23:07

Was it a cake-a-gram or something?

0:23:070:23:10

SIMON: It was. JO: A girl's got to work!

0:23:100:23:12

My most embarrassing moment didn't happen that long ago.

0:23:120:23:15

I bring cake in when I stand-in for Ken

0:23:150:23:18

because I figure people like...

0:23:180:23:20

Anyway, I bake and I get so nervous about standing in for you that

0:23:200:23:23

I bake at 4.00am and they said, "You probably shouldn't eat that crumbly

0:23:230:23:26

"lemon cake over the desk," and I was like, "Oh, whatever!" You know!

0:23:260:23:30

And as I saw a lump went in and the whole thing sort of seized.

0:23:300:23:34

JO GASPS - I probably shouldn't admit this

0:23:340:23:36

but then there was a sort of 40 second...

0:23:360:23:39

And I was, because I'm not, I'm nothing like as brilliant as you

0:23:390:23:44

and I haven't had the experience and I was... And there was cake

0:23:440:23:48

and the producer was going, "We told you, the cake in the..."

0:23:480:23:50

And it was sort of steaming, then a man turned up with a ladder.

0:23:500:23:53

I love that, if it all goes wrong, with a ladder!

0:23:530:23:56

And there was 30 seconds at least of dead sound

0:23:560:23:58

which I know is the worst thing you can do in the whole world.

0:23:580:24:00

SIMON: Cake-induced silence.

0:24:000:24:02

JO: I thought it was only tea, I didn't realise cake was a hazard.

0:24:020:24:04

- Apparently. - Oh, my God,

0:24:040:24:05

I'll have to rethink my whole studio behaviour!

0:24:050:24:07

KEN: Champagne is the worst of all! - You would know.

0:24:070:24:10

I think mine's probably introducing Duran Duran as "Durren Durren".

0:24:100:24:13

JO: I heard that, I remember listening to that.

0:24:130:24:16

On the Top 40.

0:24:160:24:17

JO: Isn't that funny, I remember where I was when I heard you say that

0:24:170:24:21

and I liked them and I was like,

0:24:210:24:22

"I can't believe he just said "Durren Durren"!"

0:24:220:24:24

Yeah. "Durren Durren".

0:24:240:24:26

And the other one was doing the Radio 1 Breakfast Show

0:24:260:24:30

and I had the same manager, Harold Davidson, who handled Frank Sinatra

0:24:300:24:34

and Frank Sinatra - I picked up the phone and said, "Who's that?"

0:24:340:24:37

He said "Frank", and I said "Frank who?"

0:24:370:24:39

He said, "Frank Sinatra," and I put the phone down and it WAS him.

0:24:390:24:42

That was embarrassing. I had to ring him back.

0:24:420:24:45

The other one, very quickly, was interviewing Eartha Kitt,

0:24:450:24:49

do you remember Eartha Kitt?

0:24:490:24:50

And she'd just come off a flight from America and I was

0:24:500:24:53

interviewing her and the question I asked was obviously quite long

0:24:530:24:56

because at the end of it she'd fell asleep!

0:24:560:24:59

THEY ALL LAUGH

0:24:590:25:01

BOB: That's fabulous. - So I just quickly put a record on.

0:25:010:25:03

BOB: That's fabulous.

0:25:030:25:05

Another question.

0:25:050:25:06

What will it be like to work in radio in 10 years' time?

0:25:080:25:10

Well, let's assume, let's hope that we are all going to be there

0:25:100:25:13

and we'll have our shows and they'll all be better

0:25:130:25:16

but what will it be like to work in radio in 10 years?

0:25:160:25:19

It so difficult to predict, isn't it,

0:25:190:25:20

because technology moves on so quickly.

0:25:210:25:23

But the death of radio has been predicted for as long as

0:25:230:25:25

I've been listening to it.

0:25:250:25:27

TONY: Oh, I don't think that will ever happen.

0:25:270:25:29

In the '60s they were saying

0:25:290:25:30

"Sound radio is dead, television is the way ahead.

0:25:300:25:32

"Nobody will listen to the radio in 10 years' time.

0:25:320:25:34

BOB: Video Killed The Radio Star.

0:25:340:25:36

But of course the mp3 player, the Walkman was

0:25:360:25:38

the first thing that came in and nobody will listen to the radio.

0:25:380:25:41

The youngsters, you've got hundreds of children, haven't you, Ken?

0:25:410:25:44

KEN: Hundreds, literally!

0:25:440:25:46

My children don't listen to radio and I don't think young...

0:25:460:25:48

They tend to come back, Spotify, it's YouTube, isn't it, Simon,

0:25:480:25:51

you've got children.

0:25:510:25:53

Yes. But do kids listen to radio?

0:25:530:25:56

They will listen to audio entertainment

0:25:560:25:58

and they'll listen to it on their phone.

0:25:580:26:01

JO: They'll listen in the car if you make them listen to it!

0:26:010:26:04

KEN: But they will still want somebody to bring them the music

0:26:040:26:08

that they're getting. They still want a human communication.

0:26:080:26:12

The record producer T-Bone Burnett,

0:26:120:26:15

T-Bone is 64 now and he very strongly believes in the role of the curator,

0:26:150:26:21

particularly, he says, in this day of internet where

0:26:210:26:27

there is now so much information.

0:26:270:26:29

There is a parallel between that and what we do, that we are,

0:26:290:26:34

we are introducing people to new music,

0:26:340:26:36

we're pointing them in the direction of ideas that we think are good

0:26:360:26:39

and I tend to go along with T-Bone with this,

0:26:390:26:41

that the idea of the curator becomes more important as time goes by,

0:26:410:26:46

where you've got so much information overload.

0:26:460:26:49

I think kids really still like the idea of presenters actually,

0:26:490:26:52

like with Radio 1. CLAUDIA: So do I. Like Grimmy.

0:26:520:26:54

Yes, exactly, Grimmy and Greg James and just as we used to,

0:26:550:26:58

I used to listen to Simon, I used to listen to Tony.

0:26:580:27:01

People like to have people who are taste makers and who entertain them,

0:27:010:27:05

so they will turn on the radio and they will,

0:27:050:27:06

they'll listen to Chris Evans as well

0:27:060:27:09

so I'm sure that that appetite will always be there.

0:27:090:27:11

Webcams will probably become more important as well,

0:27:110:27:14

you know radio television, I think there's a possibility of that.

0:27:140:27:17

God, I don't think it could get any more! Everything that we do.

0:27:170:27:20

That's the irony, that we go into radio because we quite like the

0:27:200:27:23

solitude and the intimacy and then everything is filmed all the time,

0:27:230:27:26

everything you do, which is fine because that's what

0:27:260:27:28

the audience demands and we kind of have to fit in with that

0:27:280:27:31

but that is ironic.

0:27:310:27:32

Is the answer, one of the answers, that there'll be much more work?

0:27:320:27:36

Everyone is going to have to work much harder because you can't just

0:27:360:27:39

go in with a pile of records any more, although that's in our soul.

0:27:390:27:43

Just you, pile of records, go in and make a radio programme.

0:27:430:27:47

Actually, you will be expected to do that

0:27:470:27:50

and then to write some stuff on a blog or do some social media

0:27:500:27:54

or to film it and do that because that is just the way it is.

0:27:540:27:57

But it will still be able to be appreciated and experienced

0:27:570:28:01

in its original form, just you listening to a person and music.

0:28:010:28:05

SIMON: I think we're out of time. CLAUDIA: Oh.

0:28:050:28:08

Thank you very much indeed. KEN: Thank you.

0:28:080:28:10

KEN: It's been fun. JO: It's been a revelation.

0:28:100:28:12

BOB: It really has been. It's been really good.

0:28:120:28:14

I know, more stories, can we just stay here? These people can leave.

0:28:140:28:18

SIMON: We can lose the pictures and just carry on with sound.

0:28:180:28:20

KEN: I'm amazed Tony Blackburn's still in work after all these things

0:28:200:28:23

that went wrong in his career! JO: He's had so many great ideas,

0:28:230:28:26

- that's why he's still here. KEN: That's it.

0:28:260:28:28

SIMON: Has anyone actually sworn on air?

0:28:280:28:30

TONY: I called Radio Caroline, Radio BLEEP.

0:28:300:28:32

KEN: I didn't mean to say it but I said,

0:28:320:28:34

"Well, it's better than listening to this old BLEEP"

0:28:340:28:36

And I thought, "I just said BLEEP!" THEY ALL LAUGH

0:28:360:28:39

I nearly went on and said something worse because I'd said BLEEP!

0:28:390:28:41

LAUGHTER FADES AWAY

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