01/07/1982 Top of the Pops

Hello and welcome to Top Of The Pops.

Getting to be a pretty regular gig for me, this.

I always think it's very important when you're on television

that you don't look stupid, know what I mean.

Rather a short programme, cos we've got football on later

and I hope you'll stay for that.

We've got some good things for you though - Queen, The Jam.

We're going to start with Visage.

# Night train

# Night train

# The message

# In a faded envelope

# In a vice-like grip

# The passage

# Of a carriage in the dark

# On a foreign trip again

# The image

# Of a figure in the trees

# In the evening rain

# The knowledge

# Of a stranger in your midst

# On a speeding train again

# Night train

# Night train

# Night train

# Night train

# Night train

# Night train

# He senses

# Perfume lingers in the night

# Smell of French cologne

# He watches

# As a hand turns down the light

# Leaves him all alone again

# He whispers

# In a dim lit empty room

# But it's all in vain

# He laughs

# When he reads the note he finds

# On the midnight train again

# Night train

# Night train

# Night train

# Night train

# Journey on the night train

# Night train

# Night train... #

From the fringes of the charts, that's Visage and Night Train.

This lot in front of me tell me they're at Oxford, the University.

Not just old rubbish on this programme, you know, bit of style.

The Jam now, in concert.

# Too knackered to think so give me time to come round

# Just gimme the living room beat to the TV sound

# My hard-earned dough goes in bills and the larder

# And that Prince Philip tells us we gotta work harder

# It seems a constant struggle just to exist

# Scrimping and saving and crossing off lists

# From this window I've seen the whole world pass

# From dawn to dusk I've heard the last laugh laughed

# I've seen enough tears to wash away this street

# I've heard wedding bells chime and a funeral march

# When as one life finishes another one starts

# From this window I've seen the whole world pass

# From dawn to dusk I've heard the last laugh laughed

# I've seen enough tears to wash away this street

# I've heard wedding bells chime and a funeral march

# When as one life finishes another one starts

# All right then love so I'll be off now

# It's back to the lunchbox and worker management rows

# There's gotta be more to this old life than this

# Scrimping and saving and crossing of lists... #

That's The Jam at number 13 - unlucky for some, they do say.

Recorded live in concert, of course, you'll probably have spotted that.

And now it's time for us to go over and see Queen singing in Spanish.

# Don't touch me now

# Don't hold me now

# Don't break the spell, darling

# Now you are near

# Look in my eyes

# And speak to me

# Those special promises I long to hear

# Las palabras de amor

# Let me hear the words of love

# Despacito mi amor

# Love me slow and gently

# One foolish world, so many souls

# Senselessly hurled through the never-ending cold

# And all for fear and all for greed

# Speak any tongue but for God's sake we need

# Las palabras de amor

# Let me hear the words of love

# Despacito mi amor

# Let me know this night and evermore

# This room is bare

# This night is cold

# We're far apart and I'm growing old

# But while we live we'll meet again

# So then, my love We may whisper once more

# It's you I adore

# Las palabras de amor

# Let me hear the words of love

# Despacito mi amor

# Touch me now

# Las palabras de amor

# Let us share the words of love

# For evermore

# For evermore. #

Someone just told me I look like Worzel Gummidge.

That's nice, very nice. These people don't understand style, you know.

That was Queen, of course,

singing in Spanish - bit dodgy when we play them next week,

but I'm sure we'll give them a possing. Now it's Dollar.

# When the VJ shoots the beam

# I take my partner from the screen

# And hold her close I hold her close

# One more chance to make it right

# Holding hands in black and white

# I'll meet you there I'll meet you there

# Leave my mind back in my room

# Maybe I will blow it soon and fall in love

-# At the videotheque

-The videotheque

# We can dance forever

-# At the videotheque

-The videotheque

# We control it all

-# At the videotheque

-The videotheque

# Ghosts are only lovers on the screen

# Only pictures on the wall

# They don't mean a thing at all

# And I don't care

# When the visions start to form

# The same illusion takes us all

# And you are there, you are there

# Slowly senses leaving me

# Once the two are in 3D we play the game

-# At the videotheque

-The videotheque

# We can dance forever

-# At the videotheque

-The videotheque

# We can fall in love

-# At the videotheque

-The videotheque

# Ghosts are only lovers on the screen

# Bam-ba-ba-bam ba-bam-ba-bam-bam

-# At the videotheque

-The videotheque

# We can dance forever

-# At the videotheque

-The videotheque

# We can fall in love

-# At the videotheque

-The videotheque

# Ghosts are only lovers on the screen

# The videotheque

# The videotheque

# The videotheque

# Only ghosts are lovers on the screen... #

Some people will do anything to attract attention, won't they?

Shocking. That was Dollar and, a couple of weeks ago,

I actually had to ask them for their autographs for my little girl.

I thought that was very nice and they were very generous

and very decent about it - well, all right, anyway.

I think it's time we looked at the charts now - will you join me?

Videotheque.

Paperlate.

Free Bird.

Fantasy Island.

Heart (Stop Beating In Time).

For Those About To Rock (We Salute You).

House Of Fun.

We Take Mystery.

Las Palabras De Amor.

Murphy's Law, with dancing by Zoo.

# I hate to tell you but I got a bit of bad news

# I don't love you no more

# I see life is like a circle

# Everything you do comes back to you

# Got it all together don't you, baby?

# Murphy's Law, sure out to get you

# Got it all together don't you, baby?

# Murphy's Law, sure out to get you

# You know the car You missed the last payment

# The finance company came and towed it away, towed it away

# And the money that you owe to your best friend

# You don't owe him no more

# Cos the ring that you bought me for my birthday

# I cashed it in at the store

# Got it all together don't you, baby?

# Murphy's Law, sure out to get you

# Got it all together don't you, baby?

# Murphy's Law, sure out to get you

# You know the girl that you've been foolin' around with

# She got married today

# What happened to your brand-new house

# Someone took it away

# Got it all together don't you, baby?

# Murphy's Law, sure out to get you

# Got it all together don't you, baby?

# Murphy's Law, sure out to get you

# Got it all together don't you, baby?

# Murphy's Law, sure out to get you

# Got it all together don't you, baby?

# Murphy's Law, sure out to get you

# Hey, what is Murphy's Law

# I dunno

# I think, well, lemme see

# I think whatever could go wrong will go wrong

# That means we're in big trouble

# Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

# Murphy's Law Sure out to get you. #

Pretty darn cute, that was Zoo dancing to Murphy's Law.

Can't think exactly what Murphy's Law is, but I know

it's something awfully interesting. Back to the charts, gang.

Now Those Days Are Gone.

Do I Do.

The Look Of Love.

A Night To Remember.

Avalon.

I Want Candy.

Iko Iko.

Just Who Is The 5 O'Clock Hero.

Torch.

No Regrets.

# I know you're leaving but it's too long overdue

# For far too long I've had nothing new to show to you

# Goodbye, dry eyes I've watched your plane

# Fade off west of the moon

# And it felt so strange to walk away alone

# There's no regrets

# No tears goodbye

# I don't want you back

# We'd only cry again

# Say goodbye again

# The hours that were yours echo like empty rooms

# The thoughts we used to share I now keep alone

# I woke last night and spoke to you

# Not thinking you were gone

# And it felt so strange to lie awake alone

# There's no regrets

# No tears goodbye

# I don't want you back

# We'd only cry again

# Say goodbye again

# There's no regrets

# No tears goodbye

# I don't want you back

# We'd only cry again

# Say goodbye again. #

Up to number 11, that's Midge Ure and No Regrets,

and, if you'd like to come up to my room now,

we'll have a look at the business end of the charts.

The Beatles Movie Medley.

Goody Two Shoes.

Hungry Like The Wolf.

Work That Body.

I'm A Wonderful Thing, Baby.

Music And Lights.

Abracadabra.

Inside Out.

I've Never Been To Me.

You'll gather from all of this that we've got a new Number 1 record,

and I was the first person to play it on the radio.

On Top Of The Pops, we're not afraid to name the guilty men, you know.

Captain Sensible.

# Happy talk Keep talking happy talk

# Talk about things you'd like to do

# You've got to have a dream if you don't have a dream

# How you gonna have a dream come true?

# Talk about the moon floating in the sky

# Looking like a lily on a lake

# Talk about the bird learning how to fly

# Making all the music he can make

# Happy talk Keep talking happy talk

# Talk about things you'd like to do

# You've got to have a dream if you don't have a dream

# How you gonna have a dream come true?

# Let's talk about the star looking like a toy

# Peeking through the branches of a tree

# Talk about the girl Talk about the boy

# Counting all the ripples on the sea

# Happy talk Keep talking happy talk

# Talk about things you'd like to do

# You got to have a dream if you don't have a dream

# How you gonna have a dream come true?

# Talk about the boy saying to the girl

# "Golly, baby, I'm a lucky cuss"

# Talk about the girl saying to the boy

# "You and me are lucky to be us"

# Happy talk Keep talking happy talk

# Talk about things you'd like to do

# You got to have a dream if you don't have a dream

# How you gonna make a dream come true?

# If you don't talk happy and you never have a dream

# Then you'll never have a dream come true! #

Oklahoma, eh? What a show, what a show, one of my favourites.

That was Captain Sensible at Number 1 with Dolly Mixture

and the end of this week's Top Of The Pops.

Next week's programme is introduced by Kid Jensen,

and we're going to play you out with Natasha. Goodnight.

# My grandma and your grandma

# Sitting by the fire

# My grandma told your grandma

# I'm gonna set your flag on fire

-# Talking 'bout hey now

-Hey now

-# Hey now

-Hey now

# Iko iko an nay

# Jockomo feena ah na nay

# Jockomo feena nay

# Look at my king all dressed in red

# Iko iko an nay

# I bet you five dollars he'll kill you dead

# Jockomo feena nay

-# Talking 'bout hey now

-Hey now

-# Hey now

-Hey now

-# Iko iko an nay

-Whoah-oh

# Jockomo feena ah na nay

# Jockomo feena nay

# My flag boy and your flag boy

# Sitting by the fire

# My flag boy told your flag boy

# I'm gonna set your flag on fire

-# Talking 'bout hey now

-Hey now

-# Hey now

-Hey now

# Iko iko an nay

# Jockomo feena ah na nay

# Jockomo feena nay

# See that guy all dressed in green

# Iko iko an nay

# He's not a man He's a loving machine

# Jockomo feena nay

-# Talking 'bout hey now

-Hey now

-# Hey now

-Hey now

-# Iko iko an nay

-Whoah-oh

# Jockomo feena ah na nay

# Jockomo feena nay

# Talking 'bout hey now, hey now

# Jockomo feena nay

# Talking 'bout hey now, hey now

# Jockomo feena nay

# See that guy all dressed in green

# Iko iko an nay

# He's not a man He's a loving machine

# Jockomo feena nay

-# Talking 'bout hey now

-Hey now

-# Hey now

-Hey now

# Iko an nay

# Jockomo feena ah na nay

# Jockomo feena nay

-# Talking 'bout hey now

-Hey now

-# Hey now

-Hey now

# Iko iko an nay... #