03/02/1983 Top of the Pops

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Evening and welcome once again to Top Of The Pops.

Hello, admirers, we're the Torvill and Dean of popular music.

No, actually, he's Kid Jensen.

He may not look like it, but he's lots of fun.

Honest, I am, but not half as much as fun as Haysi Fantayzee,

who kick off with Shiny Shiny.

CHEERING

# I ain't lying cos there ain't no time

# No city, it's a pity cos I dress divine

# City smoke, people choke

# Big meanie, he's a genie and he's got our hope

# No chance, no chance

# Well, I feel fine No, it ain't no crime

# I was dreamin' of a demon and I ate a dime

# The dime floats The colonel boasts

# Send them up the hill, boys This ain't no joke

# No chance, no chance

# No chance, no chance

# Shiny, shiny, bad times behind me

# Shiny, shiny, sha-na-na-na

# Shiny, shiny, bad times behind me

# Shiny, shiny, sha-na-na-na

# Shiny, shiny, bad times behind me

# Shiny, shiny, sha-na-na-na

# Shiny, shiny, bad times behind me

# Shiny, shiny, sha-na-na-na

# You sure look fine

# Your shoes, they shine

# I taste your face Your love is mine

# Mercury Dan is being fab

# I'm a hot retard

# Marquis de Sade!

# No chance, no chance

# No chance, no chance

# Shiny, shiny, bad times behind me

# Shiny, shiny, sha-na-na-na

# Shiny, shiny, bad times behind me

# Shiny, shiny, sha-na-na-na

# Shiny, shiny, bad times behind me

# Shiny, shiny, sha-na-na-na

# Shiny, shiny, bad times behind me

# Shiny, shiny, sha-na-na-na

# Saw

# Saw

# Saw-saw-saw

# Saw a cop on the line Machinegun shine

# I was dreaming, not believing that I was alive

# The line broke, the cop, he choked

# "Get out of here, boy, or I'll use the Colt"

# No chance, no chance

# You sure look fine Your shoes, they shine

# No heat can compete with this blue-eyed liar

# The child spoke We ain't got a hope

# Press the button, press the button It's all remote

# No chance, no chance

# No chance, no chance

# Shiny, shiny, bad times behind me

# Shiny, shiny, sha-na-na-na

# Shiny, shiny, bad times behind me

# Shiny, shiny, sha-na-na-na

# Shiny, shiny, bad times behind me

# Shiny, shiny, sha-na-na-na

# Shiny, shiny, bad times behind me

# Shiny, shiny, sha-na-na-na

# Shiny, shiny, bad times behind me

# Shiny, shiny, sha-na-na-na

# Shiny, shiny Bad times behind me... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Shiny Shiny, that's Haysi Fantayzee -

I hope my mother didn't see that.

-Brian?

-Thank you, Jane.

Next up, Indeep who've come all the way from America to be with us

tonight to perform their huge club hit, Last Night A DJ Saved My Life.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Last night, a DJ saved my life

# Last night a DJ saved my life, yeah

# Cos I was sitting there bored to death

# And in just one breath, he said

# "You gotta get up You gotta get up

# "You gotta get down, girl"

# You know you drive me crazy, baby

# You've got me turning to another man

# I called you on the phone

# No-one's home

# Baby, why you leave me all alone?

# And if it wasn't for the music

# I don't know what I'd do

# Yeah

# Last night, a DJ saved my life

# Last night, a DJ saved my life from a broken heart

# Last night, a DJ saved my life

# Last night, a DJ saved my life with a song

# You know, I hopped into my car

# Didn't get very far, no

# Because I had you on my mind

# Why be so unkind?

# You've got your women all around

# All around this town

# But I was trapped in love with you

# And I didn't know what to do

# But when I turned on my radio

# I found out all I needed to know

# Check it out

# Last night, a DJ saved my life

# Last night, a DJ saved my life from a broken heart

# Last night, a DJ saved my life

# Last night, a DJ saved my life with a song

# Last night, a DJ saved my life

# Last night, a DJ saved my life from a broken heart

# Last night, a DJ saved my life

# Last night, a DJ saved my life with a song

# Hey, listen up to your local DJ

# You better hear what he's got to say

# There's not a problem that I can't fix

# Cos I can do it in the mix

# And if your man gives you trouble Just you move out on the double

# And you don't let it trouble your brain

# Cos away goes trouble down the drain

# I said away goes trouble down the drain

# All right! #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

The amazing sound first championed on night-time Radio 1

from Indeep, who will be back soon for a series of concert dates.

Right now, the Fun Boy Three - their latest,

this is called The Tunnel of Love from the forthcoming album, Waiting.

# Consequences, altered cases

# Broken noses, altered faces

# My ego altered, altered egos

# Wherever I go, so does me go

# Walk through the fields where the flowers are growing

# Carve out your names on the first tree you see

# There are 22 catches when you strike your matches

# And get down on your knees in the tunnel of love

# The tunnel of love

# You fall in feet first

# In the tunnel of love

# You think of yourselves as really good friends

# But you know how it always ends in the tunnel of love

# So, you get engaged and have a party

# Only 17 when the wedding bells chime

# Got a room with a view and a kid on the way

# Hope you make it to the church on time

# Cos the wedding list is getting longer

# The bottom drawer is getting fuller

# And you're not getting any younger

# Can things get any better in the tunnel of love?

# The tunnel of love

# You fall in feet first

# In the tunnel of love

# And think of yourselves as really good friends

# But you know how it always ends in the tunnel of love

# The tunnel of love

# So, consequences, altered cases

# You tried honeymoons in far-off places

# But the trial separation worked

# And ended up in a divorce case

# You gave up your friends for a new way of life

# And both ended up as ex-husband and wife

# There were 22 catches when you struck your matches

# And threw away your life in the tunnel of love

# The tunnel of love

# You fell in feet first

# In the tunnel of love

# And thought of yourselves as really good friends

# But you know how it had to end in the tunnel of love

# The tunnel of love

# The tunnel of love

# The tunnel of love

# The tunnel of love

# The tunnel of love

# In the tunnel of love. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

That's The Fun Boy Three, that Terry's a laugh, isn't he?

I grew these two from cuttings - they've won several awards.

Up next, we've got Fleetwood Mac for you

and this is from The Late, Late Breakfast Show.

You remember, of course you do.

# Here I go again

# Falling in love again

# Love is like a grain of sand

# Slowly slipping through your hand

# Oh, oh, oh

# Whoa-oh, Diane

# Whoa-oh, Diane

# Will I love you?

# I will always

# Will you stand by me always?

# Cos love is like a grain of sand

# Slowly slipping through your hand

# Whoa, whoa, whoa

# Whoa-oh, Diane

# Whoa-oh, Diane

# Talking 'bout Diane

# Whoa-oh, Diane

# Whoa-oh, Diane

# Whoa-oh, Diane

# Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh

# Talking 'bout Diane

# Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh

# Whoa-oh, Diane

# Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

That's Fleetwood Mac, the sort of stuff

-you listen to at home, eh, Kid?

-Hey, wait a minute.

This is television, don't blow my image, all right?

The second great success story of '83,

this is Kajagoogoo and this is called Too Shy.

CHEERING

# Aah

# Tongue-tied or short of breath, don't even try

# Try a little harder

# Something's wrong You're not naive

# You must be strong

# Ooh, baby, try

# Hey, girl

# Move a little closer

# You're too shy-shy

# Hush-hush, eye to eye

# Too shy-shy

# Hush-hush, eye to eye

# Too shy-shy

# Hush-hush, eye to eye

# Too shy-shy

# Hush-hush

# Modern medicine falls short of your complaint

# Ooh, try a little harder

# You're moving in circles Won't you dilate?

# Ooh, baby, try

# Hey, girl

# Move a little closer

# Cos you're too shy-shy

# Hush-hush, eye to eye

# Too shy-shy

# Hush-hush, eye to eye

# Too shy-shy

# Hush-hush, eye to eye

# Too shy-shy

# Hush-hush

# Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

# Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

# Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

# Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

# Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

# Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

# Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

# Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

# You're too shy-shy

# Hush-hush, eye to eye

# Too shy-shy

# Hush-hush, eye to eye

# Too shy-shy

# Hush-hush, eye to eye

# Too shy-shy

# Hush-hush

# You're too shy-shy

# Hush-hush, eye to eye

# Too shy-shy

# Hush-hush, eye to eye

# Too shy-shy

# Hush-hush, eye to eye... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I liked his hat. That's Kajagoogoo.

What did you mean, "the number two success story of the year"?

Well, I meant Wah! being number one.

Oh, I see, that's right, fair enough.

OK, what's next, then, Fatty?

Next, you're going to attempt to wind your way through the chart.

Right. Down In The Tube Station At Midnight.

A Winter's Tale with teen terrific David Essex.

European Female.

Nature Boy.

Cacharpaya - delicious with a white wine sauce.

The Chinese Way.

Mind Up Tonight.

Buffalo Gals.

Christian.

Going Underground.

And Billie Jean.

Absolutely great and getting better all the time.

Up next, we've got for you on Top Of The Pops, Tears For Fears.

# You walked into the room

# I just had to laugh

# The face you wore was cool

# You were a photograph

# When it's all too late

# It's all too late

# I did not have the time

# I did not have the nerve

# To ask you how you feel

# Is this what you deserve?

# When it's all too late

# It's all too late

# Change

# You can change

# Change

# You can change

# And something on your mind

# Became a point of view

# I lost your honesty

# You lost the life in you

# When it's all too late

# It's all too late

# We walk and talk in time

# I walk and talk in two

# Where does the end of me

# Become the start of you?

# When it's all too late

# It's all too late

# Change

# You can change

# Change

# You can change

# What has happened to

# The friend that I once knew?

# Has he gone away?

# When it's all too late

# It's all too late

# Change

# Change

# You can change

# Change... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Tears For Fears - we definitely like that record.

We think they're a terrific group, don't we?

Oh, never mind, some say it's his best side, anyway.

Now, it's my turn to read the chart.

Orville's Song.

Up two, Hold Me Tighter In The Rain.

Up two places, Oh, Diane.

Up from 24, Last Night A DJ Saved My Life.

Twisting By The Pool.

Heartache Avenue.

Up 13, Up Where We Belong.

Wham Rap.

And at number ten, here's U2,

performing in my back garden back in Canada -

New Year's Day at number ten in this week's top 30

and look out for a new album from them soon.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Yeah!

# All is quiet on New Year's Day

# A world in white gets underway

# I want to be with you, be with you night and day

# Nothing changes on New Year's Day

# On New Year's Day

# I will be with you again

# I will be with you again

# Under a blood red sky

# A crowd has gathered, black and white

# Arms entwined, the chosen few

# The newspaper says, says

# Says it's true, it's true

# We can break through

# Though torn in two

# We can be one

# I

# I will begin again

# I

# I will begin again... #

APPLAUSE

CHEERING

A great record from U2. Well, we've had a number of letters

from viewers recently who've commented on the great quality

of some of the pop videos around. Haven't we, John? John?

Oh, yes, we call this section of the programme The Top Ten Video Show.

Cute, eh? Well, it was his idea.

APPLAUSE

Recently voted one of the top videos of 1982,

Joe Jackson performing Steppin' Out at number nine this week.

# Now

# The mist across the window hides the lines

# But nothing hides the colour of the lights that shine

# Electricity so fine

# Look and dry your eyes

# We

# So tired of all the darkness in our lives

# With no more angry words to say can come alive

# Get into a car and drive

# To the other side

# Me, babe, steppin' out

# Into the night

# Into the light... #

# Who's on the seventh floor...

At number eight, up from number 11,

The Cutter - this was filmed in Iceland.

Echo and the Bunnymen on tour and bound for the top.

# Waiting for things to give

# Spare us the cutter

# Spare us the cutter

# Couldn't cut the

# Mustard

# Conquering myself until I see another hurdle approaching

# Say we can, say we will

# Not just another drop in the ocean

# Come to the free-for-all

# With Sellotape and knives

# Some of them six feet tall

# We will escape our lives

# Spare us the cutter

# Spare us the cutter

# Couldn't cut the m-m-mustard... #

# Minute by minute...

Four Scousers at number seven, The Mighty Wah!

This is Story of the Blues.

Shame it didn't get to number one,

but next time, eh, Wilie?

# I think it's over

# But I just can't get away

# You say forget it

# Well, don't jump the gun

# Don't jump the gun

# You're laughing this time

# Next time, you might be the one

# To tell the story of the blues

# First, they take your pride

# Turn it on its side

# And then you realise

# You've got nothing left to lose

# So, you try to stop

# Try to get back up

# And then you realise

# You're telling the story of the blues

# The story of the

# The story of the blues

# First, they take your pride

# Turn it on its side

# And then you realise

# You've got nothing left to lose... #

And here's Laura Branigan at number six in our chart this week -

it's Gloria.

# Gloria

# You're always on the run now

# Running after somebody

# You've got to get him somehow

# I think you've got to slow down

# Before you start to blow it

# I think you're headed for a breakdown

# So be careful not to show it

# You really don't remember

# Was it something that he said?

# Are the voices in your head

# Calling, Gloria?

# Gloria

# Don't you think you're falling?

# If everybody wants you

# Why isn't anybody calling?

# You don't have to answer

# Leave them hanging on the line

# Oh-oh, calling Gloria

-# Gloria

-Gloria

-# I think they got your number

-Gloria

-# I think they got the alias

-Gloria

-# That you've been living under

-Gloria

# But you really don't remember

# Was it something that they said?

# Or the voices in your head

# Calling, Gloria? #

# Too shy-shy...

At number five, Too Shy - Kajagoogoo.

We've already seen these little blighters.

I mean, enough's enough, eh?

# Hush-hush, eye to eye

# Too shy-shy

# Hush-hush, eye to eye

# Too shy-shy

# Hush-hush... #

# This is a sign of the times...

Here's The Belle Stars, who've just come back from Japan

where they've been recording some beer commercials.

They're at number four with Sign of the Times.

# This is a sign of the times

# Piece of more to come

# This is a sign of the times

# Time to be alone

# We're strong in bed

# You're weak in love

# You give me nothing

# More than a shove

# I walk alone now

# Thinking of you

# I realise now

# Nothing is new

# This is a sign of the times

# Piece of more to come

# This is a sign of the times

# Time to be alone... #

# I need love, love...

At number three, a former number one -

You Can't Hurry Love, Phil Collins.

Phil wants to travel and meet people.

# Someone to call mine

# My mama said "You can't hurry love

# "No, you'll just have to wait"

# She said, "Love don't come easy

# "Well, it's a game of give and take

# "You can't hurry love

# "No, you'll just have to wait

# "Just trust in a good time

# "No matter how long it takes"

# How many heartaches must I stand

# Before I find a love to let me live again?

# Right now, the only thing that keeps me hanging on

# When I feel my strength Ooh, it's almost gone

# I remember mama said "You can't hurry love... #

# Now in the street, there is violence...

At number two, a much-requested when the Kid Jensen Roadshow

is pushed into town - Eddy Grant and Electric Avenue.

# No place to hang out our washing

# And-and I can't blame all on the sun

# Oh, no, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue

# And then we'll take it higher

# Oh, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue

# And then we'll take it higher

# Working so hard like a soldier

# Can't afford a thing on TV

# Deep in my heart, I abhor ya

# Can't get food for the kid

# Good God, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue

# And then we'll take it higher

# Oh, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue

# And then we'll take it higher

# Oh, no

# Oh, no

# Oh, no

# Oh, no

# Oh, God, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue

# And then we'll take it higher

# Oh, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue... #

Still at number one for the second week,

it's Australia's Men At Work and here they are Down Under.

# Travelling in a fried-out Kombi

# On a hippie trail Head full of zombie

# I met a strange lady

# She made me nervous

# She took me in and gave me breakfast

# And she said

# "Do you come from a land down under

# "Where women glow and men plunder?

# "Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

# "You better run, you better take cover"

# Buying bread from a man in Brussels

# He was six foot four and full of muscle

# I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"

# He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich

# And he said

# "I come from a land down under

# "Where beer does flow and men chunder

# "Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

# "You better run, you better take cover"

# Lying in a den in Bombay

# With a slack jaw and not much too say

# I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me

# "Because I come from the land of plenty?"

# And he said

# "Do you come from a land down under?"

# Oh, yeah, yeah

# "Where women glow and men plunder?

# "Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

# "You better run You better take cover"

# Living in a land down under

# Where women glow and men plunder

# Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

# You better run You better take cover

# Living in a land down under

# Where women glow and men plunder... #

APPLAUSE

That's Men At Work, still number one.

And I hope you enjoyed that new way of doing the charts

with moving pictures. If you did, please write in and let us know.

Come on, Motivator, it's about time we were getting back to Radio 1.

OK, just time for me to say Pat Sharp and Janice Long

will be doing Top Of The Pops next week.

-We're going to leave you with Billy Griffin. Bye-bye!

-Bye!

APPLAUSE

# Remembering the time when love was here

# Why can't we make it feel the way it did?

# No, don't say it's over

# Won't you think it over?

# Hold me tighter in the rain

# When it's through, won't you hold me once again?

# Hold me tighter in the rain

# Cos I love you, say you love me if you can

# Let me kiss you one more time

# The pitter-patter keeps love in my mind

# Remember how we used to play the games

# Stealing kisses, walking in the rain

# Oh, can I hold you one more time?

# Let me convince your heart that you are mine

# Take my hand and whisper that you'll stay

# Help me pass this lonely night away

# Oh, hold me tighter in the rain

# When it's through, would you hold me once again?

# Just hold me tighter in the rain

# I love you, say you love me if you can

# Oh, hold me tighter in the rain

# When it's through, would you hold me once again?

# Hold me tighter in the rain

# Cos I love you, say you love me if you can

# Ooh, stay, stay, stay

# Hold me tighter in the rain, my baby

# Stay, stay, stay

# Hold me tighter in the rain

# Hold on to love, hold on to me

# Don't leave me in the rain

# Won't you stay with me?

# Hold on to love, hold on to me

# Don't leave me in the rain

# Won't you stay with me?

# Stay-ay-ay

# Say you'll stay

# Hold me tighter in the rain... #