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# Little does she know That I know that she knows

# That I know She's two-timing me

# Little does she know That I know that she knows

# That I know She's cheating on me

# I was outside the one stop

# When I saw her in the coin-op

# And I didn't like what I seen

# Little does she know That I know that she knows

# That I know She's two-timing me

# She was sharing her spin drier With a guy in a tie-dye

# When she saw my reflection In the chrome

# I knew that she'd seen me Cos she dropped her bikini

# The one that I got her in Rome

# Little does she know That I know that she knows

# That I know She's two-timing me

# Little does she know That I know that she knows

# That I know She's cheating on me

# When she finished her laundry

# She was all in a quandary

# And made for the street like a hare

# Her escape was so urgent

# She forgot her detergent

# And dropped all her clean underwear

# Little does she know That I know that she knows

# That I know She's two-timing me

# Little does she know That I know that she knows

# That I know She's cheating on me. #

Yes, yes, yes, indeedy, ladies and gentlemen. How about that?

Little Does She Know and that's in at number 33 from the Kursaals.

They come from Southend and that's why they've come on with all

these sticks of rock, as it happens, do you see?

And that one is going to go up the charts,

just like this one from Dr Hook.

Thank you.

# Who's gonna water my plants?

# Who's gonna patch my pants?

# And who's gonna give me the chance To feel brand new?

# Who's gonna iron my shirts?

# Who's gonna kiss where it hurts?

# And who needs a man When he flirts the way I do?

# Who, if not you?

# Who, if not you?

# Who, if not you?

# Tell me who, if not you?

# Who's gonna wake me on time?

# Who'll smile and say I look fine?

# And who's gonna stay on my mind The whole day through?

# Who's gonna see that I'm fed?

# Then who's gonna want me in bed?

# But who'll watch TV instead Because I do?

# Who, if not you

# Tell me who, if not you?

# Who, who? #

I've got a real, live disc jockey here.

What is the name of this next tune?

Stop Me (If You Think You've Heard It All Before).

-What number in the charts is it?

-24.

He knows all the business! From the one and only Billy Ocean. Thank you.

# Stop me If you've heard it all before, girl

# Stop me, there'll be no more to say

# Hey-ey-hey Hey-ey-hey

# Yeah-eah-eah

# I'd give you the world If the world was mine to give

# I would hold you dear For as long as I live

# Oh, darling you and I

# We could light up the world

# Yeah! An ordinary guy And a wonderful girl

# Richer we can be Richer than a millionaire

# We have everything Money just couldn't buy

# Yeah! Fancy diamond rings And a place in society

# Oh-oh, that don't mean a thing So, my love, we'll get by

# But stop me, If you've heard it all before, girl

# Stop me, all you've gotta do is say

# If your love is still unsure, love

# Then stop me There'll be no more to say

# Hey-ey-hey Hey-ey-hey

# Yeah-eah-eah

# There's no guarantee I will find a pot of gold

# Who can ever tell Where that rainbow will end

# Whoa, baby!

# Just put your trust in me And together all our love

# Because on my word You can always depend

# But stop me If you've heard it all before, girl

# Stop me, all you've gotta do is say

# If your love is still unsure, love

# Then stop me There'll be no more to say

# Hey-ey-hey Hey-ey-hey

# Hey-hey

# Oh, woah, stop me If you've heard it all before, girl

# Stop me, all you've gotta do is say

# If your love is still unsure, love

# Then stop me There'll be no more to say

# Hey, hey-hey-hey Yeah-eah-eah

# There'll be no more to say

# There'll be no more to say. #

Earlier I said to our excellent floor manager, Mr Peter,

bring me a young lady to keep me company and this is his choice.

Because at number 36 in the charts is a record by Bebop Deluxe

and danced here by Legs & Co.

# She's a maid in heaven

# He's a knight on the tiles A bat out of hell, oh, well

# It's just a question of style

# It's a time for giving

# In the two star hotel Where breakfast in bed per head

# Is just the price of a smile

# I know

# It's not easy to live this way

# Just an hour and a fleeting kiss Till the morning

# Silent night of wonders

# Day breaks through the door So broken and torn, reborn

# Two shadows thrown on the floor

# Hold me now, go lightly

# Take the rough with the smooth A token of love, my love

# Was made in heaven for you

# Was made in heaven for you

# Was made in heaven for you Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. #

Eyes front now, guys. Goodness gracious!

I've got all these lads here from the Navy.

They've been doing all sorts of things. Where's that plaque?

Thank you very much indeed.

We've got to hurry up just now. We're in a hurry, you see.

It's a Cliff Richard new record coming up now.

Sorry. Nice plaque, isn't it? Lovely.

# Josie's gone now She cried a lot

# Had to go away

# And though I miss her I want to kiss her

# Ain't it just the way?

# But it's no way at all

# Cos if you knew What I'm going through, you'd know

# There's one thing wrong With the way I'm living

# Ain't got no Josie no more

# Hey Mr Dream-maker, send me a dream

# This one is over It's not what it seems

# And so tonight When I turn out the light

# Send me a new dream tonight

# Ooh, ooh, ooh

# She didn't say much Just a little touch

# And she was on her way

# Ooh, I could have cried then Instead I died then

# She left me standing dazed

# But it's not use crying

# Well that's what everybody tells me And they all seem to know

# That there's one thing wrong With the way I'm living

# Ain't got no Josie no more

# Hey Mr Dream-maker, send me a dream

# This one is over It's not what it seems

# And so tonight When I turn out the light

# Send me a new dream tonight

# Hey, Mr

# Aaah, hey, Mr

# Hey, Mr Dream-maker

# Mr Dream-maker, send me a dream

# This one is over It's not what it seems

# And so tonight When I turn out the light

# Send me a new dream tonight

# Send me a new dream tonight

# Hey Mr Dream-maker, send me a dream

# This one is over It's not what it seems

# And so tonight When I turn out the light

# Send me a new dream tonight

# Send me a new dream tonight. #

We aren't half in a hurry tonight, I'll tell you. We've got to try and get so many things in.

Thank you to HMS Reclaimer.

Now then, many years ago everybody in the pop business was skint

when Top Of The Pops first started 13 years ago.

But just now ABBA have brought out a new tune

for all the new pop types called Money, Money, Money.

It's at number 10 and here it is.

# I work all night, I work all day To pay the bills I have to pay

# Ain't it sad?

# And still there never seems to be A single penny left for me

# That's too bad

# In my dreams I have a plan

# If I got me a wealthy man

# I wouldn't have to work at all

# I'd fool around and have a ball

# Money, money, money

# Must be funny

# In a rich man's world

# Money, money, money

# Always sunny

# In a rich man's world

# Aha aha

# All the things I could do

# If I had a little money

# It's a rich man's world

# It's a rich man's world

# A man like that is hard to find

# But I can't get him off my mind

# Ain't it sad?

# And if he happens to be free I bet he wouldn't fancy me

# That's too bad

# So I must leave, I have to go

# To Las Vegas or Monaco

# And win a fortune in a game

# My life will never be the same!

# Money, money, money

# Must be funny

# In a rich man's world

# Money, money, money

# Always sunny

# In a rich man's world

# Aha aha

# All the things I could do

# If I had a little money

# It's a rich man's world

# Money, money, money

# Must be funny

# In a rich man's world

# Money, money, money

# Always sunny

# In a rich man's world

# Aha aha

# All the things I could do

# If I had a little money

# It's a rich man's world. #

Right, now then, what shall we have for all you ladies and gentlemen now?

I know. There's a beautiful tune, Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word

by the one and only Elton John and that is here for all you

good ladies and gentlemen right this second.

Thank you very much indeed.

# What have I got to do To make you love me?

# What have I got to do To make you care?

# What do I say When lightning strikes me?

# And I wake to find That you're not there?

# What have I got to do To make you want me?

# What have I got to do to be heard?

# What do I say when it's all over?

# And sorry seems to be The hardest word?

# It's sad, so sad

# It's a sad, sad situation

# And it's getting More and more absurd

# It's sad, so sad

# Why can't we talk it over?

# Oh, it seems to me

# That sorry seems to be The hardest word

# It's sad, so sad

# It's a sad, sad situation

# And it's getting More and more absurd

# It's sad, so sad

# Why can't we talk it over?

# Oh, it seems to me

# That sorry seems to be The hardest word

# What do I do to make you love me?

# Oh, yeah What have I got to do to be heard?

# What do I do When lightning strikes me?

# What have I got to do?

# What have I got to do?

# And sorry seems to be The hardest word

# Woo-hoo

# Sorry seems to be The hardest word. #

I'll tell you something. A fella could get used to all of this!

As it happens, he really could get used to it!

So, ladies and gentlemen,

all we can say is goodnight from all of us here at

Top Of The Pops and it's number 1 time.

And, of course, it's from the one and only Chi-ca-go.

And I thank you very much indeed.

# If you leave me now you'll take Away the biggest part of me

# Ooh ooh ooh no Baby please don't go

# And if you leave me now you'll Take away the very heart of me

# Ooh ooh ooh no Baby please don't go

# Ooh ooh ooh, girl I just want you to stay

# A love like ours is Love that's hard to find

# How could we let it slip away?

# We've come too far To leave it all behind

# How could we end it all this way?

# When tomorrow comes And we'll both regret

# The things we said today

# A love like ours is Love that's hard to find

# How could we let it slip away?

# We've come too far To leave it all behind

# How could we end it all this way?

# When tomorrow comes And we'll both regret

# The things we said today

# If you leave me now you'll take Away the biggest part of me

# Ooh ooh ooh no Baby please don't go

# Ooh, girl I just got to have you by my side

# Ooh ooh ooh no Baby please don't go

# Ooh, mama I just got to have you love me

# Yeah, yeah. #