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Greetings, seasonal pop pickers, | 0:00:13 | 0:00:15 | |
and welcome to more bonus slices from the turkey crown of pop. | 0:00:15 | 0:00:19 | |
We start off with the festive, | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
though initially strangely static, Shakin' Stevens. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
More Stationary Stevens, really! | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
# Snow is falling | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
# All around me | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
# Children playing | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
# Having fun | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
# It's the season | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
# Love and understanding | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
# Merry Christmas, everyone | 0:00:40 | 0:00:45 | |
# Time for parties and celebration | 0:00:45 | 0:00:50 | |
# People dancing all night long | 0:00:50 | 0:00:55 | |
# Time for presents | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
# And exchanging kisses | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
# Time for singing Christmas songs | 0:00:59 | 0:01:04 | |
# We're gonna have a party tonight | 0:01:05 | 0:01:10 | |
# I'm gonna find that girl | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
# Underneath the mistletoe | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
# We'll kiss by candlelight | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
# Room is swaying, records playing | 0:01:16 | 0:01:20 | |
# All the old songs we love to hear | 0:01:20 | 0:01:24 | |
# Oh, I wish that | 0:01:24 | 0:01:28 | |
# Every day was Christmas | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
# What a nice way to spend the year | 0:01:30 | 0:01:34 | |
# We're gonna have a party tonight | 0:01:54 | 0:01:59 | |
# I'm gonna find that girl | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
# Underneath the mistletoe | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
# And kiss by candlelight | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
# Snow is fallin' | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
# All around me | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
# Children playing, having fun | 0:02:10 | 0:02:14 | |
# It's the season | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
# Love and understanding | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
# Merry Christmas, everyone | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
# Merry Christmas, everyone | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
# Merry Christmas, everyone | 0:02:28 | 0:02:32 | |
# Snow is falling | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
# All around me | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
# Children playing, having fun | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
# It's the season | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
# Love and understanding | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
# Merry Christmas, everyone | 0:02:54 | 0:02:58 | |
# Merry Christmas, everyone | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
# Merry Christmas... # | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
Funny - back then, that jumper made him look a bit of a pranny! | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
Nowadays, we'd just assume he was a hipster being ironic. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
Roy Wood next, who never tried to look cool, | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
which makes him very cool, right? | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
# When the snowman brings the snow | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
# Well, he just might like to know | 0:03:20 | 0:03:24 | |
# He's put a great big smile on somebody's face | 0:03:24 | 0:03:29 | |
# If you jump into your bed | 0:03:30 | 0:03:34 | |
# Quickly cover up your head | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
# Don't you lock the doors | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
# You know that sweet Santa Claus is on the way | 0:03:39 | 0:03:44 | |
# Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day | 0:03:44 | 0:03:51 | |
# When the kids start singing | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
# And the band begins to play | 0:03:53 | 0:03:57 | |
# Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day | 0:03:57 | 0:04:05 | |
# Let the bells ring out for Christmas | 0:04:05 | 0:04:10 | |
# When we're skating in the park | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
# If the snow cloud makes it dark | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
# Then your rosy cheeks are gonna light my merry way | 0:04:20 | 0:04:25 | |
# Now the frosticles appear | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
# And they've frozen up my beard | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
# So we'll lie by the fire | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
# Till the sleep simply melts them all away | 0:04:36 | 0:04:40 | |
# Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day | 0:04:40 | 0:04:47 | |
# When the kids start singing | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
# And the band begins to play | 0:04:49 | 0:04:54 | |
# Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day | 0:04:54 | 0:05:01 | |
# Let the bells ring out for Christmas... # | 0:05:01 | 0:05:08 | |
INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
-# When the snowman brings the snow -When the snowman brings the snow | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
-# Well, he just might like to know -Just might like to know | 0:05:36 | 0:05:40 | |
# He's put a great big smile on somebody's face | 0:05:40 | 0:05:47 | |
-# So if Santa brings that sleigh -Santa brings that sleigh | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
-# Along the Milky Way -Along the Milky Way | 0:05:50 | 0:05:54 | |
# I'll sign my name on the rooftop in the snow | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
# Then he may decide to stay | 0:05:56 | 0:06:00 | |
# Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day | 0:06:00 | 0:06:07 | |
# When the kids start singing | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
# And the band begins to play | 0:06:09 | 0:06:13 | |
# Oh-oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day | 0:06:13 | 0:06:21 | |
# So let the bells ring out for Christmas... # | 0:06:21 | 0:06:28 | |
OK, you lot, take it! | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
# Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day | 0:06:31 | 0:06:38 | |
# When the kids start singing | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
# And the band begins to play | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
# Oh-oh-oh... | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
# I wish it could be Christmas every day | 0:06:45 | 0:06:51 | |
# Let the bells ring out for Christmas | 0:06:51 | 0:06:59 | |
# Why don't you give your love | 0:06:59 | 0:07:06 | |
# For Christmas? # | 0:07:06 | 0:07:10 | |
Ah, yes, a bit of seasoned Wood there! | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
I'm doing a kind of Yule log riff here, kids - neat, eh? | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
Now then, after staying out all night partying, | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
Mrs Jones has locked Tom out of the house, | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
so he's amused himself by carving his own name out of snow. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:25 | |
# Sleigh bells ring | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
# Are you listening? | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
# In the lane | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
# Snow is glistening | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
# A beautiful sight | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
# We're happy tonight | 0:07:42 | 0:07:46 | |
# Walking in a winter wonderland | 0:07:46 | 0:07:50 | |
# Gone away is the bluebird | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
# Here to stay is the new bird | 0:07:56 | 0:08:01 | |
# He sings a love song | 0:08:01 | 0:08:02 | |
# As we go along | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
# Walking in a winter wonderland | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
# In the meadow, we can build a snowman | 0:08:08 | 0:08:12 | |
# And pretend that he is Parson Brown | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
# He'll say, "Are you married?" | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
# We'll say, "No, man | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
# "But you can do the job when you're in town" | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
# Later on, we'll conspire | 0:08:22 | 0:08:26 | |
# As we dream by the fire | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
# To face unafraid | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
# The plans that we made | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
# Walking in a winter wonderland | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
# But you can do the job when you're in town | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
# Later on, we'll conspire | 0:08:54 | 0:08:58 | |
# As we dream by the fire | 0:08:58 | 0:09:02 | |
# To face unafraid | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
# The plans that we made | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
# Walking in a winter wonderland | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
# I'm walking in a winter wonderland | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
# Walking | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
# In a winter wonderland. # | 0:09:16 | 0:09:21 | |
Tom Jones, keeping warm in his fur coat | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
and what I assume to be a woolly hat. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
OK, Adele next, | 0:09:26 | 0:09:27 | |
a big Christmas hit rather than an actual Christmas song, this one. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:31 | |
But we spent so much money on fairy lights, | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
we were hoping you wouldn't notice. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
# I've made up my mind | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
# Don't need to think it over | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
# If I'm wrong, I am right | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
# Don't need to look no further | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
# This ain't lust | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
# I know this is love | 0:09:49 | 0:09:56 | |
# But if I tell the world | 0:09:56 | 0:10:00 | |
# I'll never say enough | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
# Cos it was not said to you | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
# And that's exactly what I need to do | 0:10:06 | 0:10:10 | |
# If I end up with you | 0:10:10 | 0:10:16 | |
# Should I give up? | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
# Or should I just keep chasing pavements | 0:10:18 | 0:10:22 | |
# Even if it leads nowhere? | 0:10:22 | 0:10:26 | |
# Or would it be a waste | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
# Even if I knew my place? | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
# Should I leave it there? | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
# Should I give up? | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
# Or should I just keep chasing pavements | 0:10:37 | 0:10:41 | |
# Even if it leads nowhere? | 0:10:41 | 0:10:47 | |
# Yeah... | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
# I build myself up | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
# And fly around in circles | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
# Waiting as my heart drops | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
# And my back begins to tingle | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
# Finally | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
# Could this be it? | 0:11:04 | 0:11:08 | |
# Or should I give up? | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
# Or should I just keep chasing pavements | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
# Even if it leads nowhere? | 0:11:14 | 0:11:19 | |
# Or would it be a waste | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
# Even if I knew my place? | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
# Should I leave it there? | 0:11:24 | 0:11:28 | |
# Should I give up? | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
# Or should I just keep chasing pavements | 0:11:30 | 0:11:34 | |
# Even if it leads nowhere? | 0:11:34 | 0:11:40 | |
# Yea-eah | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
# Should I give up? | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
# Or should I just keep chasing pavements | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
# Even if it leads nowhere? | 0:11:48 | 0:11:53 | |
# Or would it be a waste | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
# Even if I knew my place? | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
# Should I leave it there? | 0:11:59 | 0:12:03 | |
# Should I give up? | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
# Or should I just keep on chasing pavements? | 0:12:06 | 0:12:12 | |
# Should I just keep on chasing pavements? | 0:12:12 | 0:12:19 | |
# Ohh-ohh | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
# Should I give up? | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
# Or should I just keep chasing pavements | 0:12:24 | 0:12:28 | |
# Even if it leads nowhere? | 0:12:28 | 0:12:32 | |
# Or would it be a waste | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
# Even if I knew my place? | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
# Should I leave it there? | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
# Should I give up? | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
# Or should I just keep chasing pavements | 0:12:43 | 0:12:47 | |
# Even if it leads nowhere? | 0:12:47 | 0:12:53 | |
# Yeah. # | 0:12:53 | 0:12:57 | |
Yes, you were right after all, Adele, | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
it did look more like windblown wastepaper than snow. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
Sorry! | 0:13:02 | 0:13:03 | |
Meanwhile, over in Basildon, three callous boys are showing off | 0:13:03 | 0:13:07 | |
the new keyboards they got for Christmas in front of their mate | 0:13:07 | 0:13:11 | |
Dave, who only got a pair of over-tight vinyl leggings. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
# When I'm with you, baby I go out of my head | 0:13:18 | 0:13:22 | |
# And I just can't get enough And I just can't get enough | 0:13:22 | 0:13:26 | |
# All the things you do to me and everything you said | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
# I just can't get enough I just can't get enough | 0:13:29 | 0:13:33 | |
# We slip and slide as we fall in love | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
# And I just can't seem to get enough, ah | 0:13:36 | 0:13:41 | |
# We walk together | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
# We're walking down the street | 0:13:58 | 0:13:59 | |
# And I just can't get enough And I just can't get enough | 0:13:59 | 0:14:03 | |
# Every time I think of you I know we have to meet | 0:14:03 | 0:14:07 | |
# And I just can't get enough And I just can't get enough | 0:14:07 | 0:14:11 | |
# It's getting hotter It's a burning love | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
# And I just can't seem to get enough, ah | 0:14:14 | 0:14:18 | |
# I just can't get enough I just can't get enough | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
# I just can't get enough I just can't get enough | 0:14:44 | 0:14:48 | |
# I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough | 0:14:48 | 0:14:52 | |
# I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough | 0:14:52 | 0:14:56 | |
# You're like an angel and you give me your love | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
# And I just can't seem to get enough, ah | 0:14:59 | 0:15:03 | |
# I just can't get enough I just can't get enough | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
# I just can't get enough I just can't get enough | 0:15:29 | 0:15:33 | |
# I just can't get enough I just can't get enough | 0:15:33 | 0:15:37 | |
# I just can't get enough I just can't get enough... # | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
OK, time to go over to the finals of Mullet of the Year now. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:44 | |
And look out for Boy George, | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
who came straight from panto dress rehearsal, | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
where he was playing Widow Twankey. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
# It's Christmas time | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
# There's no need to be afraid | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
# At Christmas time | 0:15:59 | 0:16:02 | |
# We let in light and we banish shade | 0:16:02 | 0:16:07 | |
# And in our world of plenty | 0:16:07 | 0:16:12 | |
# We can spread a smile of joy | 0:16:12 | 0:16:16 | |
# Throw your arms around the world | 0:16:16 | 0:16:20 | |
# At Christmas time | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
# But say a prayer | 0:16:24 | 0:16:28 | |
# Pray for the other ones | 0:16:28 | 0:16:32 | |
# At Christmas time it's hard | 0:16:32 | 0:16:36 | |
# But when you're having fun | 0:16:36 | 0:16:40 | |
# There's a world outside your window | 0:16:40 | 0:16:45 | |
# And it's a world of dread and fear | 0:16:45 | 0:16:49 | |
# Where the only water flowing | 0:16:49 | 0:16:53 | |
# Is the bitter sting of tears | 0:16:53 | 0:16:58 | |
# And the Christmas bells that ring there | 0:16:58 | 0:17:02 | |
# Are the clanging chimes of doom | 0:17:02 | 0:17:06 | |
# Well, tonight, thank God it's them | 0:17:06 | 0:17:10 | |
# Instead of you | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
# And there won't be snow in Africa | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
# This Christmas time | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
# The greatest gift they'll get this year is life | 0:17:23 | 0:17:29 | |
# Oooh | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
# Where nothing ever grows | 0:17:31 | 0:17:35 | |
# No rain nor rivers flow | 0:17:35 | 0:17:40 | |
# Do they know it's Christmas time at all? | 0:17:40 | 0:17:46 | |
# Oh-oh | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
# Here's to you | 0:17:48 | 0:17:50 | |
# Raise a glass for everyone | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
# Here's to them | 0:17:53 | 0:17:54 | |
# Underneath that burning sun | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
# Do they know it's Christmas time at all? | 0:17:57 | 0:18:02 | |
# Feed the world | 0:18:18 | 0:18:22 | |
# Feed the world... # | 0:18:26 | 0:18:29 | |
Oh, not keeping you up, are we, Bob? Too many late nights, son! | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
Now then, Christmas, the year end, always a time to take stock | 0:18:32 | 0:18:36 | |
and remember those who we've lost in the past 12 months. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
And there can't be anyone more fondly remembered, | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
both privately and publicly, than our Cilla. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
So, here she is in a typically endearing performance. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:48 | |
# Long time ago in Bethlehem | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
# So the Holy Bible says | 0:18:54 | 0:18:58 | |
# Mary's boy child, Jesus Christ | 0:18:59 | 0:19:03 | |
# Was born on Christmas Day | 0:19:03 | 0:19:07 | |
# Hark now, hear the angels sing | 0:19:08 | 0:19:12 | |
# A new king born today | 0:19:12 | 0:19:17 | |
# And man will live for evermore | 0:19:17 | 0:19:21 | |
# Because of Christmas Day | 0:19:21 | 0:19:26 | |
# While shepherds watched their flocks by night | 0:19:31 | 0:19:36 | |
# Them see a bright new star | 0:19:36 | 0:19:40 | |
# Them hear a choir sing | 0:19:40 | 0:19:44 | |
# The music seemed to come from afar | 0:19:44 | 0:19:49 | |
# Now, Joseph and his wife, Mary | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
# Come to Bethlehem that night | 0:19:54 | 0:19:59 | |
# Them find no place to born she child | 0:19:59 | 0:20:03 | |
# Not a single room was in sight | 0:20:03 | 0:20:07 | |
# Trumpets sound and angels sing | 0:20:08 | 0:20:13 | |
# Listen to what they say | 0:20:13 | 0:20:17 | |
# That man will live for evermore | 0:20:17 | 0:20:22 | |
# Because of Christmas Day | 0:20:22 | 0:20:26 | |
# By and by, they find a little nook | 0:20:32 | 0:20:36 | |
# In a stable all forlorn | 0:20:36 | 0:20:40 | |
# And in a manger cold and dark Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh | 0:20:40 | 0:20:45 | |
# Mary's little boy was born Ooh-ooh-ooh | 0:20:45 | 0:20:49 | |
# A long time ago in Bethlehem | 0:20:51 | 0:20:55 | |
# So the holy Bible says | 0:20:55 | 0:21:00 | |
# Mary's boy child Jesus Christ | 0:21:00 | 0:21:04 | |
# Was born on Christmas Day | 0:21:04 | 0:21:08 | |
# Hark now, hear the angels sing | 0:21:08 | 0:21:13 | |
# A new king born today | 0:21:13 | 0:21:17 | |
# And man will live for evermore | 0:21:17 | 0:21:22 | |
# Because of Christmas Day | 0:21:22 | 0:21:27 | |
# Trumpets sound and angels sing Tra-la-la-la-la | 0:21:27 | 0:21:32 | |
# A king was born today Tra-la-la-la-la | 0:21:32 | 0:21:36 | |
# And man will live for evermore | 0:21:36 | 0:21:41 | |
# Because of Christmas Day | 0:21:41 | 0:21:46 | |
# That man will live for evermore | 0:21:46 | 0:21:53 | |
# Because of Christmas | 0:21:53 | 0:21:57 | |
# Day. # | 0:21:57 | 0:22:04 | |
APPLAUSE Oh, ta-ra, chuck. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
Dress code Christmassy, I said, Pulp. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:09 | |
At least Candida on the organs made the effort. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
The rest of you, thanks for nothing. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
# She came from Greece She had a thirst for knowledge | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
# She studied sculpture at St Martin's College | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
# That's where I | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
# Caught her eye | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
# She told me that her dad was loaded | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
# I said, "In that case I'll have rum and Coca-Cola" | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
# She said, "Fine" | 0:22:33 | 0:22:35 | |
# Oh, and then in 30 seconds' time | 0:22:35 | 0:22:40 | |
# She said | 0:22:40 | 0:22:41 | |
# "I wanna live like common people | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
# "I wanna do whatever common people do | 0:22:44 | 0:22:48 | |
# "Wanna sleep with common people | 0:22:48 | 0:22:51 | |
# "I wanna sleep with common people like you" | 0:22:51 | 0:22:56 | |
# Well, what else could I do? | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
# I said "Oh, I'll see what I can do" | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
# I took her to a supermarket | 0:23:05 | 0:23:08 | |
# I don't know why but I had to start it somewhere | 0:23:08 | 0:23:13 | |
# So it started there | 0:23:13 | 0:23:17 | |
# I said "Pretend you've got no money" | 0:23:19 | 0:23:22 | |
# And she just laughed and said "Oh, you're so funny" | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
# I said, "Yeah? | 0:23:25 | 0:23:26 | |
# "Huh, I can't see anyone else smiling here | 0:23:26 | 0:23:31 | |
# "Are you sure | 0:23:31 | 0:23:32 | |
# "You wanna live like common people | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
# "You wanna see whatever common people see | 0:23:35 | 0:23:39 | |
# "Wanna sleep with common people | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
# "You wanna sleep with common people like me?" | 0:23:42 | 0:23:47 | |
# But she didn't understand | 0:23:47 | 0:23:50 | |
# She just smiled and held my hand... # | 0:23:50 | 0:23:53 | |
SCREAMING | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
# Rent a flat above a shop | 0:23:55 | 0:23:58 | |
# Or cut your hair and get a job | 0:23:58 | 0:24:01 | |
# And smoke some fags and play some pool | 0:24:01 | 0:24:04 | |
# Pretend you never went to school | 0:24:04 | 0:24:08 | |
# But still you'll never get it right | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
# Cos when you're laid in bed at night | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
# Watching roaches climb the wall | 0:24:14 | 0:24:17 | |
# If you called your dad | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
# He could stop it all, yeah | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
# You'll never live like common people | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
# You'll never do whatever common people do | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
# Never fail like common people | 0:24:28 | 0:24:31 | |
# You'll never watch your life slide out of view | 0:24:31 | 0:24:36 | |
# And then dance and drink and screw | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
# Because there's nothing else to do | 0:24:39 | 0:24:43 | |
# Come on... # | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
GUITAR SOLO | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
SCREAMING | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
# Sing along with the common people | 0:25:10 | 0:25:14 | |
# Sing along and it might just get you through | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
# Laugh along with the common people | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
# Laugh along even though they're laughing at you | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
# And the stupid things that you do | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
# Because you think that poor is coo-oo-ool | 0:25:26 | 0:25:31 | |
# Oh | 0:25:31 | 0:25:33 | |
# I want to live with common people like you | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
# I want to live with common people like you | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
# I want to live with common people like you | 0:25:41 | 0:25:44 | |
# Want to live with common people like you | 0:25:44 | 0:25:48 | |
# Want to live with common people like you | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
# I want to live with common people like you | 0:25:51 | 0:25:55 | |
# La-la-la-la | 0:25:55 | 0:25:56 | |
# Oh, la-la-la-la | 0:25:56 | 0:26:00 | |
# Oh, la-la-la-la-la-la | 0:26:00 | 0:26:02 | |
-# Oh, you. # -CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:26:02 | 0:26:05 | |
How true, and how nice for us here in the upper echelons of the BBC | 0:26:05 | 0:26:09 | |
to spend some time with common people like you, the viewers. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:13 | |
OK, new feature film out in the New Year, | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
so cashing in early on the Dad's Army revival. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
# Hey, Mr Churchill comes over here | 0:26:18 | 0:26:21 | |
# To say we're doing splendidly | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
# But it's very cold | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
# Out here in the snow | 0:26:25 | 0:26:26 | |
# Marching to and from the enemy | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
# Oh, I say it's tough | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
# I have had enough | 0:26:30 | 0:26:31 | |
# Can you stop the cavalry? | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
# I have had to fight almost every night | 0:26:51 | 0:26:53 | |
# Down throughout these centuries | 0:26:53 | 0:26:56 | |
# That is when I say | 0:26:56 | 0:26:57 | |
# Oh, yes, yet again | 0:26:57 | 0:26:59 | |
# Can you stop the cavalry? | 0:26:59 | 0:27:01 | |
# Mary Bradley waits at home | 0:27:02 | 0:27:05 | |
# In the nuclear fallout zone | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
# Wish I could be dancing now | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
# In the arms of the girl I love | 0:27:09 | 0:27:13 | |
# Dub-a-dub-a-dum-dum Dub-a-dubadum | 0:27:16 | 0:27:18 | |
# Dubadum dum dub-a-dum Dub-a-dubadum | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 | |
# Dub-a-dub-a-dum-dum | 0:27:21 | 0:27:22 | |
# Dub-a-dubadum | 0:27:22 | 0:27:23 | |
# Dubadum-dum-dub-a-dum Dub-a-dubadum | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
# Wish I was at home for Christmas | 0:27:26 | 0:27:31 | |
# Bang, that's another bomb On another town | 0:27:42 | 0:27:44 | |
# While the Czar and Jim have tea | 0:27:44 | 0:27:47 | |
# If I get home Live to tell the tale | 0:27:47 | 0:27:49 | |
# I'll run for all presidencies | 0:27:49 | 0:27:52 | |
# If I get elected, I'll stop | 0:27:52 | 0:27:54 | |
# I will stop the cavalry | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
# Dub-a-dub-a-dum-dum Dub-a-dubadum | 0:28:15 | 0:28:18 | |
# Dub-a-dum-dum-dubadum Dub-a-dub-a-dum | 0:28:18 | 0:28:20 | |
# Dub-a-dub-a-dum-dum Dub-a-dubadum | 0:28:20 | 0:28:22 | |
# Dub-a-dum-dum-dubadum Dub-a-dub-a-dum | 0:28:22 | 0:28:25 | |
# Wish I was at home for Christmas | 0:28:25 | 0:28:30 | |
# Wish I could be dancing now | 0:28:30 | 0:28:33 | |
# In the arms of the girl I love | 0:28:33 | 0:28:35 | |
# Mary Bradley waits at home | 0:28:35 | 0:28:37 | |
# She's been waiting two years long | 0:28:37 | 0:28:41 | |
# Wish I was at home for Christmas. # | 0:28:44 | 0:28:48 | |
You're watching Christmas Top Of The Pops 2, | 0:28:55 | 0:28:57 | |
with me, Mark Radcliffe. | 0:28:57 | 0:28:58 | |
Wings, now, and oh, dear, look at all that smoke. | 0:28:58 | 0:29:01 | |
Turned out Linda had left some veggie sausages under the grill. D'oh! | 0:29:01 | 0:29:05 | |
# Mull of Kintyre | 0:29:05 | 0:29:09 | |
# Oh, mist rolling in from the sea | 0:29:09 | 0:29:15 | |
# My desire is always to be here | 0:29:15 | 0:29:21 | |
# Oh, Mull of Kintyre | 0:29:21 | 0:29:25 | |
# Far have I travelled | 0:29:30 | 0:29:34 | |
# And much have I seen | 0:29:34 | 0:29:38 | |
# Dark distant mountains | 0:29:38 | 0:29:41 | |
# With valleys of green | 0:29:41 | 0:29:46 | |
# Past painted deserts | 0:29:46 | 0:29:50 | |
# The sunset's on fire | 0:29:50 | 0:29:53 | |
# As he carries me home | 0:29:53 | 0:29:56 | |
# To the Mull of Kintyre | 0:29:56 | 0:30:02 | |
# Mull of Kintyre | 0:30:04 | 0:30:07 | |
# Oh, mist rolling in from the sea | 0:30:07 | 0:30:13 | |
# My desire is always to be here | 0:30:13 | 0:30:19 | |
# Oh, Mull of Kintyre... # | 0:30:19 | 0:30:24 | |
BAGPIPES PLAY | 0:30:32 | 0:30:36 | |
# Sweep through the heather | 0:30:56 | 0:30:59 | |
# Like deer in the glen | 0:30:59 | 0:31:04 | |
# Carry me back to | 0:31:04 | 0:31:07 | |
# The days I knew then | 0:31:07 | 0:31:10 | |
# Nights when we sang | 0:31:11 | 0:31:14 | |
# Like a heavenly choir | 0:31:14 | 0:31:18 | |
# Of the life and the times of | 0:31:18 | 0:31:23 | |
# The Mull of Kintyre | 0:31:23 | 0:31:28 | |
# Mull of Kintyre | 0:31:29 | 0:31:32 | |
# Oh, mist rolling in from the sea | 0:31:32 | 0:31:38 | |
# My desire is always to be here | 0:31:38 | 0:31:44 | |
# Oh, Mull of Kintyre | 0:31:44 | 0:31:50 | |
# La-la-la-la | 0:31:52 | 0:31:56 | |
# Mull of Kintyre | 0:31:56 | 0:32:00 | |
# La-la-la-la | 0:32:00 | 0:32:04 | |
# Mull of Kintyre... # | 0:32:04 | 0:32:06 | |
And then the Fire Brigade were called, | 0:32:06 | 0:32:08 | |
and we were all escorted out safely. | 0:32:08 | 0:32:11 | |
Now, here's Chris Rea, | 0:32:11 | 0:32:12 | |
who'd had a sore throat, hence the muffler worn indoors, | 0:32:12 | 0:32:15 | |
and he does still sound a bit hoarse, the poor lad. | 0:32:15 | 0:32:18 | |
# I'm driving home for Christmas | 0:32:18 | 0:32:21 | |
# Oh, I can't wait to see those faces | 0:32:23 | 0:32:26 | |
# I'm driving home for Christmas | 0:32:29 | 0:32:31 | |
# Yeah | 0:32:31 | 0:32:32 | |
# Well, I'm moving down that line | 0:32:34 | 0:32:36 | |
# And it's been so long | 0:32:39 | 0:32:43 | |
# But I will be there | 0:32:43 | 0:32:45 | |
# I sing this song | 0:32:45 | 0:32:48 | |
# To pass the time away | 0:32:48 | 0:32:52 | |
# Driving in my car | 0:32:52 | 0:32:54 | |
# Driving home for Christmas | 0:32:54 | 0:32:57 | |
# It's gonna take some time | 0:33:00 | 0:33:02 | |
# But I'll get there | 0:33:02 | 0:33:05 | |
# Top to toe in tailbacks | 0:33:06 | 0:33:08 | |
# Oh, I got red lights all around | 0:33:11 | 0:33:14 | |
# But soon there'll be a freeway | 0:33:17 | 0:33:19 | |
# Yeah | 0:33:19 | 0:33:21 | |
# Get my feet on holy ground | 0:33:21 | 0:33:25 | |
# So I'll sing for you | 0:33:27 | 0:33:31 | |
# Though you can't hear me | 0:33:31 | 0:33:33 | |
# When I get through | 0:33:33 | 0:33:36 | |
# And feel you near me | 0:33:36 | 0:33:40 | |
# Driving in my car | 0:33:40 | 0:33:42 | |
# I'm driving home for Christmas | 0:33:42 | 0:33:45 | |
# Driving home for Christmas | 0:33:48 | 0:33:51 | |
# With a thousand memories | 0:33:53 | 0:33:55 | |
# I take look at the driver next to me | 0:33:58 | 0:34:01 | |
# He's just the same | 0:34:04 | 0:34:06 | |
# Just the same | 0:34:09 | 0:34:12 | |
# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh | 0:34:16 | 0:34:18 | |
# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh | 0:34:18 | 0:34:22 | |
# Top to toe in tailbacks | 0:34:31 | 0:34:34 | |
# Oh, I got red lights all around | 0:34:36 | 0:34:39 | |
# I'm driving home for Christmas | 0:34:42 | 0:34:44 | |
# Yeah | 0:34:44 | 0:34:46 | |
# Get my feet on holy ground | 0:34:47 | 0:34:50 | |
# So I'll sing for you | 0:34:52 | 0:34:55 | |
# Though you can't hear me | 0:34:56 | 0:34:58 | |
# When I get through | 0:34:58 | 0:35:02 | |
# Oh, and feel you near me | 0:35:02 | 0:35:05 | |
# Driving in my car | 0:35:05 | 0:35:07 | |
# I'm driving home for Christmas | 0:35:07 | 0:35:10 | |
# I'm driving home for Christmas | 0:35:13 | 0:35:16 | |
# With a thousand memories | 0:35:18 | 0:35:20 | |
# Driving home for Christmas | 0:35:20 | 0:35:22 | |
# I take a look at the driver next to me | 0:35:24 | 0:35:25 | |
# Driving home for Christmas | 0:35:25 | 0:35:27 | |
# He's just the same | 0:35:29 | 0:35:30 | |
# Driving home for Christmas | 0:35:30 | 0:35:33 | |
# He's driving home | 0:35:34 | 0:35:36 | |
# Driving home Driving home for Christmas | 0:35:36 | 0:35:39 | |
# Driving home for Christmas | 0:35:39 | 0:35:41 | |
-# Driving home for Christmas. # -CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:35:41 | 0:35:44 | |
Chris Rea, there, | 0:35:44 | 0:35:45 | |
and here's someone who has already | 0:35:45 | 0:35:47 | |
driven home for Christmas, | 0:35:47 | 0:35:48 | |
and made a textbook emergency stop, even in icy conditions. | 0:35:48 | 0:35:52 | |
Well, you'd expect no less from George Michael, would you? | 0:35:52 | 0:35:55 | |
# Last Christmas I gave you my heart | 0:35:55 | 0:35:59 | |
# But the very next day | 0:35:59 | 0:36:02 | |
# You gave it away | 0:36:02 | 0:36:05 | |
# This year | 0:36:05 | 0:36:06 | |
# To save me from tears | 0:36:06 | 0:36:09 | |
# I'll give it to someone special | 0:36:09 | 0:36:12 | |
# Last Christmas I gave you my heart | 0:36:14 | 0:36:17 | |
# But the very next day | 0:36:17 | 0:36:20 | |
# You gave it away You gave it away | 0:36:20 | 0:36:22 | |
# This year | 0:36:22 | 0:36:24 | |
# To save me from tears | 0:36:24 | 0:36:27 | |
# I'll give it to someone special Special | 0:36:27 | 0:36:31 | |
# Once bitten and twice shy | 0:36:50 | 0:36:54 | |
# I keep my distance | 0:36:54 | 0:36:56 | |
# But you still catch my eye | 0:36:56 | 0:36:59 | |
# Tell me, baby | 0:36:59 | 0:37:01 | |
# Do you recognise me? | 0:37:01 | 0:37:03 | |
# Well, it's been a year | 0:37:03 | 0:37:05 | |
# It doesn't surprise me | 0:37:05 | 0:37:07 | |
# Happy Christmas | 0:37:07 | 0:37:09 | |
# I wrapped it up and sent it | 0:37:09 | 0:37:12 | |
# With a note saying "I love you" | 0:37:12 | 0:37:15 | |
# I meant it | 0:37:15 | 0:37:16 | |
# Now I know what a fool I've been | 0:37:16 | 0:37:20 | |
# But if you kissed me now | 0:37:20 | 0:37:22 | |
# I know you'd fool me again | 0:37:22 | 0:37:25 | |
# Last Christmas I gave you my heart | 0:37:25 | 0:37:29 | |
# But the very next day | 0:37:29 | 0:37:31 | |
# You gave it away You gave it away | 0:37:31 | 0:37:34 | |
# This year | 0:37:34 | 0:37:36 | |
# To save me from tears | 0:37:36 | 0:37:38 | |
# I'll give it to someone special Special | 0:37:38 | 0:37:43 | |
# Last Christmas I gave you my heart | 0:37:43 | 0:37:47 | |
# But the very next day | 0:37:47 | 0:37:50 | |
# You gave it away | 0:37:50 | 0:37:52 | |
# This year | 0:37:52 | 0:37:54 | |
# To save me from tears | 0:37:54 | 0:37:56 | |
# I'll give it to someone special Special | 0:37:56 | 0:38:01 | |
# Oh | 0:38:01 | 0:38:02 | |
# Oh, my baby | 0:38:04 | 0:38:08 | |
# Ooh-ooh-ooh | 0:38:17 | 0:38:20 | |
# A crowded room | 0:38:20 | 0:38:21 | |
# Friends with tired eyes | 0:38:21 | 0:38:24 | |
# I'm hiding from you | 0:38:24 | 0:38:26 | |
# And your soul of ice | 0:38:26 | 0:38:28 | |
# My God, I thought you were someone to rely on | 0:38:28 | 0:38:32 | |
# Me, I guess I was a shoulder to cry on | 0:38:32 | 0:38:37 | |
# A face on a lover | 0:38:37 | 0:38:39 | |
# With a fire in his heart | 0:38:39 | 0:38:41 | |
# A man undercover | 0:38:41 | 0:38:43 | |
# But you tore him apart Tore me apart | 0:38:43 | 0:38:48 | |
# Ooh-ooh | 0:38:48 | 0:38:50 | |
# Now I've found a real love | 0:38:50 | 0:38:52 | |
# You'll never fool me again | 0:38:52 | 0:38:55 | |
# Last Christmas I gave you my heart | 0:38:55 | 0:38:59 | |
# But the very next day | 0:38:59 | 0:39:01 | |
# You gave it away You gave it away | 0:39:01 | 0:39:04 | |
# This year, to save me from tears | 0:39:04 | 0:39:08 | |
# I'll give it to someone special Special | 0:39:08 | 0:39:13 | |
# Last Christmas I gave you my heart | 0:39:13 | 0:39:17 | |
# But the very next day | 0:39:17 | 0:39:19 | |
# You gave it away You gave me away | 0:39:19 | 0:39:22 | |
# This year, to save me from tears Oh | 0:39:22 | 0:39:26 | |
# I'll give it to someone special | 0:39:26 | 0:39:29 | |
# Special | 0:39:29 | 0:39:31 | |
# A face on a lover with a fire in his heart | 0:39:31 | 0:39:34 | |
# A man undercover I gave you my | 0:39:34 | 0:39:37 | |
# But you tore him apart | 0:39:37 | 0:39:40 | |
# Heart Maybe next year... # | 0:39:40 | 0:39:41 | |
And off they went, back to the ferry terminal, | 0:39:41 | 0:39:44 | |
where they found their crossing had been cancelled due to bad weather, | 0:39:44 | 0:39:47 | |
and spent Christmas sleeping in the car that year. | 0:39:47 | 0:39:49 | |
Mind you, not the first time that's happened for George. | 0:39:49 | 0:39:52 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE OK, over to the youth club now, | 0:39:52 | 0:39:55 | |
and, ooh, someone's got a new hoodie. | 0:39:55 | 0:39:56 | |
# They'll be making sure you stay amused | 0:40:13 | 0:40:15 | |
# They'll fill you up with drugs and booze | 0:40:15 | 0:40:17 | |
# Maybe you'll make the evening news | 0:40:17 | 0:40:20 | |
# And when you're tripping over your dreams | 0:40:21 | 0:40:23 | |
# They'll keep you down by any means | 0:40:23 | 0:40:25 | |
# By the end of the night You'll be stifling your screams | 0:40:25 | 0:40:29 | |
# Since you became a VIPerson | 0:40:29 | 0:40:31 | |
# It's like your problems have all worsened | 0:40:31 | 0:40:33 | |
# Your paranoia casts aspersions | 0:40:33 | 0:40:35 | |
# On the truths you know | 0:40:35 | 0:40:37 | |
# And they'll just put you up in that spotlight | 0:40:37 | 0:40:39 | |
# And hope that you'll do all right | 0:40:39 | 0:40:42 | |
# Or maybe not | 0:40:42 | 0:40:44 | |
# So why do you wanna go and put stars in their eyes? | 0:40:44 | 0:40:47 | |
# Now why do you wanna go and put stars in their eyes? | 0:40:48 | 0:40:52 | |
# So why do you wanna go and put stars in their eyes? | 0:40:52 | 0:40:54 | |
# Now why do you wanna go and put stars in their eyes? | 0:40:56 | 0:41:00 | |
# Remember they said you'd show them all | 0:41:00 | 0:41:02 | |
# Emphasise the rise but not the fall | 0:41:02 | 0:41:04 | |
# And now you're playing a shopping mall... # | 0:41:04 | 0:41:06 | |
AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG | 0:41:06 | 0:41:08 | |
# Your mum and dad They can't believe | 0:41:08 | 0:41:10 | |
# What you appear to have achieved | 0:41:10 | 0:41:12 | |
# While the rest of these users are just laughing in their sleeves | 0:41:12 | 0:41:15 | |
# And since you became a VIPerson | 0:41:15 | 0:41:18 | |
# It's like your problems have all worsened | 0:41:18 | 0:41:19 | |
# Your paranoia casts aspersions | 0:41:19 | 0:41:22 | |
# On the truths you know | 0:41:22 | 0:41:23 | |
# And now the tabloids use your face | 0:41:23 | 0:41:25 | |
# To document your fall from grace | 0:41:25 | 0:41:27 | |
# And then they'll tell you that that's just the way it goes | 0:41:27 | 0:41:30 | |
# Well, that's just the way it goes | 0:41:31 | 0:41:33 | |
# Now why do you wanna go and put stars in their eyes? | 0:41:35 | 0:41:38 | |
# It's the same old story | 0:41:38 | 0:41:40 | |
# But they just didn't realise | 0:41:40 | 0:41:42 | |
# And it's a long way to come | 0:41:42 | 0:41:44 | |
# From the Dog And Duck karaoke machine | 0:41:44 | 0:41:47 | |
# And Saturday night's drunken dreams | 0:41:47 | 0:41:50 | |
# Now why do you wanna go and put stars in their eyes? | 0:41:50 | 0:41:54 | |
# It's the same old story | 0:41:54 | 0:41:55 | |
# Well, they just didn't realise | 0:41:55 | 0:41:58 | |
# And it's a long way to come from your private bedroom dance routines | 0:41:58 | 0:42:02 | |
# And Saturday night's drunken dreams | 0:42:02 | 0:42:05 | |
# So why do you wanna go and put stars in their eyes? | 0:42:05 | 0:42:08 | |
CHEERING | 0:42:08 | 0:42:10 | |
# Now why do you wanna go and put stars in their eyes? | 0:42:10 | 0:42:13 | |
# So why do you wanna go and put stars in their eyes? | 0:42:13 | 0:42:16 | |
# Now why do you wanna go and put stars in their eyes? | 0:42:17 | 0:42:20 | |
# Now why do you wanna go and put stars in their eyes? | 0:42:21 | 0:42:24 | |
# It's the same old story | 0:42:24 | 0:42:26 | |
# But they just didn't realise | 0:42:26 | 0:42:29 | |
# And it's a long way to come | 0:42:29 | 0:42:30 | |
# From the Dog And Duck karaoke machine | 0:42:30 | 0:42:34 | |
# And Saturday night's drunken dreams | 0:42:34 | 0:42:36 | |
# Now why do you wanna go and put stars in their eyes? | 0:42:36 | 0:42:40 | |
# It's the same old story | 0:42:40 | 0:42:42 | |
# Well, they just didn't realise | 0:42:42 | 0:42:44 | |
# And it's a long way to come | 0:42:44 | 0:42:46 | |
# From your private bedroom dance routines | 0:42:46 | 0:42:49 | |
# And Saturday night's drunken dreams. # | 0:42:49 | 0:42:51 | |
CHEERING | 0:42:51 | 0:42:53 | |
Now, that was Starz In Their Eyes, | 0:42:53 | 0:42:55 | |
which I actually won once, doing, | 0:42:55 | 0:42:57 | |
as luck would have it, Shane MacGowan. | 0:42:57 | 0:42:59 | |
I know this show's not really about me, but it's a link, isn't it? | 0:42:59 | 0:43:02 | |
# It was Christmas Eve, babe | 0:43:02 | 0:43:07 | |
# In the drunk tank | 0:43:07 | 0:43:11 | |
# An old man said to me | 0:43:11 | 0:43:15 | |
# Won't see another one | 0:43:15 | 0:43:18 | |
# And then he sang a song | 0:43:19 | 0:43:24 | |
# The Rare Old Mountain Dew | 0:43:24 | 0:43:28 | |
# I turned my face away | 0:43:28 | 0:43:32 | |
# And dreamed about you | 0:43:32 | 0:43:36 | |
# Got on a lucky one | 0:43:36 | 0:43:41 | |
# Came in 18 to one | 0:43:41 | 0:43:45 | |
# I've got a feeling | 0:43:45 | 0:43:49 | |
# This year's for me and you | 0:43:49 | 0:43:54 | |
# So happy Christmas | 0:43:54 | 0:43:58 | |
# I love you, baby | 0:43:58 | 0:44:02 | |
# I can see a better time | 0:44:02 | 0:44:06 | |
# When all our dreams come true | 0:44:06 | 0:44:11 | |
# They've got cars big as bars | 0:44:23 | 0:44:24 | |
# They've got rivers of gold | 0:44:24 | 0:44:26 | |
# But the wind goes right through you | 0:44:26 | 0:44:27 | |
# It's no place for the old | 0:44:27 | 0:44:29 | |
# When you first took my hand | 0:44:29 | 0:44:30 | |
# On a cold Christmas Eve | 0:44:30 | 0:44:32 | |
# You promised me Broadway was waiting for me | 0:44:32 | 0:44:35 | |
# You were handsome You were pretty | 0:44:35 | 0:44:37 | |
# Queen of New York City | 0:44:37 | 0:44:38 | |
# When the band finished playing | 0:44:38 | 0:44:39 | |
# They howled out for more | 0:44:39 | 0:44:41 | |
# Sinatra was swinging | 0:44:41 | 0:44:42 | |
# All the drunks, they were singing | 0:44:42 | 0:44:44 | |
# We kissed on the corner | 0:44:44 | 0:44:45 | |
# Then danced through the night | 0:44:45 | 0:44:47 | |
# The boys of the NYPD choir | 0:44:47 | 0:44:50 | |
# Were singing Galway Bay | 0:44:50 | 0:44:53 | |
# And the bells were ringing out for Christmas day | 0:44:53 | 0:44:57 | |
# You're a bum, you're a punk | 0:45:08 | 0:45:09 | |
# You're an old slut on junk | 0:45:09 | 0:45:11 | |
# Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed | 0:45:11 | 0:45:14 | |
# You scumbag, you maggot | 0:45:14 | 0:45:15 | |
# You cheap lousy faggot | 0:45:15 | 0:45:17 | |
# Happy Christmas, you ass | 0:45:17 | 0:45:18 | |
# I pray God it's our last | 0:45:18 | 0:45:20 | |
# The boys of the NYPD choir | 0:45:20 | 0:45:22 | |
# Still singing Galway Bay | 0:45:22 | 0:45:25 | |
# And the bells are ringing out for Christmas day | 0:45:25 | 0:45:30 | |
# I could have been someone | 0:45:40 | 0:45:43 | |
# Well, so could anyone | 0:45:43 | 0:45:46 | |
# You took my dreams from me | 0:45:46 | 0:45:49 | |
# When I first found you | 0:45:49 | 0:45:52 | |
# I kept them with me, babe | 0:45:52 | 0:45:55 | |
# I put them with my own | 0:45:55 | 0:45:59 | |
# Can't make it all alone | 0:45:59 | 0:46:01 | |
# I've built my dreams around you | 0:46:01 | 0:46:04 | |
# The boys of the NYPD choir | 0:46:06 | 0:46:09 | |
# Still singing Galway Bay | 0:46:09 | 0:46:12 | |
# And the bells are ringing out for Christmas day. # | 0:46:12 | 0:46:16 | |
Wouldn't be Christmas without it, would it? | 0:46:20 | 0:46:22 | |
Ed Sheeran now, who's usually a right scruffy Herbert, | 0:46:22 | 0:46:25 | |
but he's made the effort this year and borrowed one of | 0:46:25 | 0:46:27 | |
Shakin' Stevens' old jumpers. CHEERING | 0:46:27 | 0:46:29 | |
# When your legs don't work like they used to before | 0:46:29 | 0:46:32 | |
# And I can't sweep you off of your feet... # | 0:46:35 | 0:46:38 | |
AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG | 0:46:38 | 0:46:41 | |
# Will your mouth still remember the taste of my love? | 0:46:41 | 0:46:44 | |
# Will your eyes still smile from your cheeks? | 0:46:47 | 0:46:51 | |
# And, darling, I will | 0:46:51 | 0:46:54 | |
# Be loving you till we're 70 | 0:46:54 | 0:46:59 | |
# And, baby, my heart could still fall as hard at 23 | 0:47:03 | 0:47:11 | |
# And I'm thinking 'bout how | 0:47:14 | 0:47:16 | |
# People fall in love in mysterious ways | 0:47:16 | 0:47:22 | |
# And maybe just the touch of a hand | 0:47:22 | 0:47:26 | |
# Oh, me, I fall in love with you every single day | 0:47:28 | 0:47:33 | |
# And I just wanna tell you I am | 0:47:34 | 0:47:38 | |
# So, honey, now | 0:47:39 | 0:47:42 | |
# Take me into your loving arms | 0:47:45 | 0:47:48 | |
# Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars | 0:47:51 | 0:47:55 | |
# Place your head on my beating heart | 0:47:57 | 0:48:00 | |
# I'm thinking out loud | 0:48:01 | 0:48:04 | |
# Maybe we found love | 0:48:04 | 0:48:07 | |
# Right where we are | 0:48:07 | 0:48:10 | |
# When my hair's all but gone and my memory fades | 0:48:12 | 0:48:15 | |
# And the crowds won't remember my name | 0:48:18 | 0:48:21 | |
# When my hands don't play the strings the same way | 0:48:24 | 0:48:28 | |
# Mmm, no, I know you will still love me the same | 0:48:28 | 0:48:33 | |
# Cos, honey, your soul can never grow old | 0:48:34 | 0:48:40 | |
# It's evergreen | 0:48:40 | 0:48:43 | |
# And, baby, your smile's | 0:48:47 | 0:48:49 | |
# Forever in my mind and memory | 0:48:49 | 0:48:54 | |
# Ooh | 0:48:55 | 0:48:57 | |
# And I'm thinking 'bout how | 0:48:57 | 0:48:59 | |
# People fall in love in mysterious ways | 0:48:59 | 0:49:04 | |
# And maybe it's all part of a plan | 0:49:06 | 0:49:10 | |
# Na-na | 0:49:10 | 0:49:12 | |
# Well, I'll just keep on making the same mistakes | 0:49:12 | 0:49:17 | |
# Hoping that you'll understand | 0:49:18 | 0:49:22 | |
# But, baby, now... # | 0:49:23 | 0:49:25 | |
CHEERING | 0:49:25 | 0:49:28 | |
# Take me into your loving arms | 0:49:28 | 0:49:31 | |
# Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars | 0:49:34 | 0:49:38 | |
# Oh, darling | 0:49:38 | 0:49:40 | |
# Place your head on my beating heart | 0:49:40 | 0:49:43 | |
# I'm thinking out loud | 0:49:44 | 0:49:47 | |
# Maybe we found love right where we are | 0:49:47 | 0:49:53 | |
# Oh, maybe we found love right where we are | 0:49:53 | 0:50:00 | |
# And we found love right where we are. # | 0:50:00 | 0:50:05 | |
Merry Christmas. | 0:50:05 | 0:50:06 | |
CHEERING Merry Christmas to you too, Ed. | 0:50:06 | 0:50:08 | |
Now, then, I told you those party poppers | 0:50:08 | 0:50:10 | |
would get everywhere, and look what's happened. | 0:50:10 | 0:50:12 | |
# This generation | 0:50:12 | 0:50:14 | |
# Rules the nation | 0:50:14 | 0:50:17 | |
# With version | 0:50:17 | 0:50:19 | |
# Music happens to be the food of love | 0:50:21 | 0:50:23 | |
# Sounds to really make you rub and scrub | 0:50:23 | 0:50:26 | |
# Dam-ba-dam Biddly-bom, biddly-bom | 0:50:26 | 0:50:29 | |
# Bom-biddly-biddly-biddly-biddly-bom | 0:50:29 | 0:50:32 | |
# I say, pass the Dutchie pon the left-hand side | 0:50:32 | 0:50:36 | |
# Pass the Dutchie pon the left-hand side | 0:50:36 | 0:50:39 | |
# It a gonna burn | 0:50:39 | 0:50:40 | |
# Give me the music Make me jump and prance | 0:50:40 | 0:50:42 | |
# It a go done | 0:50:42 | 0:50:43 | |
# Give me the music Make me rockin' in the dance | 0:50:43 | 0:50:46 | |
# It was a cool and lovely breezy afternoon | 0:50:46 | 0:50:49 | |
# How does it feel when you've got no food? | 0:50:49 | 0:50:52 | |
# You could feel it cos it was the month of June | 0:50:52 | 0:50:56 | |
# How does it feel when you've got no food? | 0:50:56 | 0:50:58 | |
# So I left my gate and went out for a walk | 0:50:58 | 0:51:02 | |
# How does it feel when you've got no food? | 0:51:02 | 0:51:04 | |
# As I pass the dreadlocks' camp I heard them say | 0:51:04 | 0:51:08 | |
# How does it feel when you've got no food? | 0:51:08 | 0:51:11 | |
# Pass the Dutchie pon the left-hand side | 0:51:11 | 0:51:14 | |
# I say pass the Dutchie pon the left-hand side | 0:51:14 | 0:51:17 | |
# It a gonna burn | 0:51:17 | 0:51:18 | |
# Give me the music Make me jump and prance | 0:51:18 | 0:51:20 | |
# It a go done | 0:51:20 | 0:51:22 | |
# Give me the music Make me rockin' in the dance | 0:51:22 | 0:51:24 | |
# Bom-bom-biddly-bom | 0:51:24 | 0:51:26 | |
# Bom-biddly-biddly-bom | 0:51:26 | 0:51:30 | |
# So I stopped to find out what was going on | 0:51:30 | 0:51:34 | |
# How does it feel when you've got no food? | 0:51:34 | 0:51:37 | |
# Cos the spirit of Jah | 0:51:37 | 0:51:38 | |
# You know, He leads you on | 0:51:38 | 0:51:40 | |
# How does it feel when you've got no food? | 0:51:40 | 0:51:43 | |
# There was a ring of dreads and the session was there in swing | 0:51:43 | 0:51:46 | |
# How does it feel when you've got no food? | 0:51:46 | 0:51:49 | |
# And you could feel the chill | 0:51:49 | 0:51:51 | |
# As I seen and heard them say | 0:51:51 | 0:51:53 | |
# How does it feel when you've got no food? | 0:51:53 | 0:51:56 | |
# Pass the Dutchie pon the left-hand side | 0:51:56 | 0:51:58 | |
# I say pass the Dutchie pon the left-hand side | 0:51:58 | 0:52:02 | |
# It a gonna burn | 0:52:02 | 0:52:03 | |
# Give me the music Make me jump and prance | 0:52:03 | 0:52:05 | |
# It a go done | 0:52:05 | 0:52:06 | |
# Give me the music Make me rockin' in the dance | 0:52:06 | 0:52:09 | |
# You play it on the radio | 0:52:09 | 0:52:11 | |
# And so me say we a go hear it on the stereo | 0:52:11 | 0:52:14 | |
# And so me know we a go play it on the disco | 0:52:14 | 0:52:17 | |
# And so me say we a go hear it on the stereo | 0:52:17 | 0:52:20 | |
# Pass the Dutchie pon the left-hand side | 0:52:22 | 0:52:24 | |
# I say pass the Dutchie pon the left-hand side | 0:52:24 | 0:52:27 | |
# It a gonna burn | 0:52:27 | 0:52:28 | |
# Give me music Make me jump and prance | 0:52:28 | 0:52:30 | |
# It a go done | 0:52:30 | 0:52:32 | |
# Give me the music Make me rockin' in the dance | 0:52:32 | 0:52:35 | |
# On the left-hand side I say | 0:52:35 | 0:52:38 | |
# On the left-hand side I say | 0:52:38 | 0:52:42 | |
# On the left-hand side Innit? | 0:52:42 | 0:52:45 | |
# On the left-hand side Yeah, man | 0:52:45 | 0:52:47 | |
# On the left-hand side | 0:52:47 | 0:52:50 | |
# Me say east, say west | 0:52:50 | 0:52:52 | |
# Say north and south On the left-hand side | 0:52:52 | 0:52:54 | |
# This is gonna really make me jump and shout... # | 0:52:54 | 0:52:56 | |
And guess who cleaned the streamers up? They did. | 0:52:56 | 0:52:59 | |
Well, they were on work experience. | 0:52:59 | 0:53:01 | |
Musical Youth opportunities, we used to call it. | 0:53:01 | 0:53:04 | |
Now, here's someone else we lost this year, and so laid-back, it hurts. | 0:53:04 | 0:53:08 | |
# Have yourself a merry little Christmas | 0:53:08 | 0:53:14 | |
# Let your heart be light | 0:53:14 | 0:53:18 | |
# From now on | 0:53:19 | 0:53:21 | |
# Our troubles will be out of sight | 0:53:21 | 0:53:27 | |
# Have yourself a merry little Christmas | 0:53:30 | 0:53:35 | |
# Make the Yuletide gay | 0:53:35 | 0:53:40 | |
# From now on | 0:53:40 | 0:53:42 | |
# Our troubles will be miles away | 0:53:42 | 0:53:49 | |
# Here we are | 0:53:51 | 0:53:53 | |
# As in olden days | 0:53:53 | 0:53:55 | |
# Happy golden days of yore | 0:53:55 | 0:54:00 | |
# And faithful friends who are dear to us | 0:54:01 | 0:54:06 | |
# Gather near to us once more | 0:54:06 | 0:54:13 | |
# Through the years | 0:54:13 | 0:54:15 | |
# We all will be together | 0:54:15 | 0:54:19 | |
# If the fates allow | 0:54:19 | 0:54:23 | |
# Hang the shining star | 0:54:25 | 0:54:28 | |
# Upon the highest bough | 0:54:28 | 0:54:33 | |
# Ah-ah | 0:54:33 | 0:54:35 | |
# And have yourself | 0:54:35 | 0:54:38 | |
# A merry little Christmas | 0:54:38 | 0:54:45 | |
# Now. # | 0:54:45 | 0:54:51 | |
A fixture of TV when I was growing up. | 0:54:51 | 0:54:53 | |
Yes, farewell, Val. | 0:54:53 | 0:54:55 | |
You'll be much missed. | 0:54:55 | 0:54:57 | |
And that's about it, kids, so, | 0:54:57 | 0:54:58 | |
"Which version of the Slade classic is it this year?", I hear you ask. | 0:54:58 | 0:55:02 | |
Why, it's this one, stupid. | 0:55:02 | 0:55:03 | |
Are you not paying attention? | 0:55:03 | 0:55:04 | |
And remember, when Noddy shouts, | 0:55:04 | 0:55:06 | |
"It's Christmas" at the end, | 0:55:06 | 0:55:09 | |
it properly is. | 0:55:09 | 0:55:10 | |
Happy holidays, everyone. | 0:55:10 | 0:55:12 | |
# Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall? | 0:55:12 | 0:55:17 | |
# It's the time that every Santa has a ball | 0:55:19 | 0:55:25 | |
# Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer? | 0:55:27 | 0:55:30 | |
# Does he turn up on his sleigh? | 0:55:30 | 0:55:34 | |
# Do the fairies keep him sober for a day? | 0:55:34 | 0:55:41 | |
# So here it is | 0:55:41 | 0:55:43 | |
# Merry Christmas | 0:55:43 | 0:55:45 | |
# Everybody's having fun | 0:55:45 | 0:55:49 | |
# Look to the future now | 0:55:50 | 0:55:53 | |
# It's only just begun | 0:55:53 | 0:56:00 | |
# Are you waiting for the family to arrive? | 0:56:00 | 0:56:06 | |
# Are you sure you've got the room to spare inside? | 0:56:08 | 0:56:14 | |
-# Does your granny always tell you -Ah-ah | 0:56:15 | 0:56:19 | |
-# That the old songs are the best -Ah-ah | 0:56:19 | 0:56:23 | |
# Then she's up and rock 'n' rollin' with the rest? | 0:56:23 | 0:56:29 | |
# So here it is | 0:56:29 | 0:56:32 | |
# Merry Christmas | 0:56:32 | 0:56:33 | |
# Everybody's having fun | 0:56:33 | 0:56:38 | |
# Look to the future now | 0:56:38 | 0:56:41 | |
# It's only just begun | 0:56:41 | 0:56:48 | |
# What will your daddy do | 0:56:50 | 0:56:52 | |
# When he sees your mama kissing Santa Claus? | 0:56:52 | 0:56:56 | |
# Ah-ha-a | 0:56:56 | 0:57:00 | |
# Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall? | 0:57:00 | 0:57:05 | |
# Are you hoping that the snow will start to fall? | 0:57:08 | 0:57:13 | |
-# Do you ride on down the hillside -Ah-ah | 0:57:15 | 0:57:19 | |
-# In a buggy you have made? -Ah-ah | 0:57:19 | 0:57:22 | |
# When you land upon your head | 0:57:22 | 0:57:25 | |
# Then you've been slayed | 0:57:25 | 0:57:29 | |
# So here it is | 0:57:29 | 0:57:31 | |
# Merry Christmas | 0:57:31 | 0:57:33 | |
# Everybody's having fun | 0:57:33 | 0:57:38 | |
# Look to the future now | 0:57:38 | 0:57:41 | |
# It's only just begun | 0:57:41 | 0:57:48 | |
# So here it is | 0:57:48 | 0:57:50 | |
# Merry Christmas | 0:57:50 | 0:57:52 | |
# Everybody's having fun | 0:57:52 | 0:57:56 | |
# Look to the future now | 0:57:56 | 0:58:00 | |
# It's only just begun | 0:58:00 | 0:58:06 | |
# So here it is | 0:58:06 | 0:58:08 | |
# Merry Christmas | 0:58:08 | 0:58:10 | |
# Everybody's having fun | 0:58:10 | 0:58:15 | |
# Look to the future now | 0:58:15 | 0:58:18 | |
# It's only just begun | 0:58:18 | 0:58:24 | |
# So here it is | 0:58:24 | 0:58:27 | |
# Merry Christmas | 0:58:27 | 0:58:29 | |
# Everybody's having fun... # | 0:58:29 | 0:58:31 | |
-It's Christmas! -# Look to the future now | 0:58:31 | 0:58:36 | |
# It's only just begun. # | 0:58:36 | 0:58:43 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:58:43 | 0:58:46 |