Pennod 1 Wyt Ti'n Gem?

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-Good evening and welcome

-to Galeri here in Caernarfon.

-Are you wearing a Blues shirt?

-Not the Scarlets?

-Who's you're favourite ref?

-Me? Good boy!

-Apparently, 80% of Caernarfon people

-have never been into the castle.

-Is that true?

-No?

-You're right.

-It seems you've all been.

-The Castle pub,

-by the look of some of you.

-Last time I was here,

-I had trouble understanding you...

-..and I'm sure

-you had trouble understanding me.

-But my first guest tonight

-can sort all that out.

-She's fine teacher, but will she

-be happy to teach us a lesson...

-..after our cameras

-helped her get to work?

-Watch this.

-This is Nia Parry...

-..presenter, teacher

-and Welsh learners icon.

-Nia thinks she's taking part

-in a TV item on learning the anthem.

-But with a weird driver

-who's running late...

-..and two promotion-seeking cops...

-..Nia might not reach

-her Welsh lesson at all.

-Hiya, are you OK?

-Hiya, are you OK?

-

-I'm so sorry I'm late.

-I'm a bit grumpy this morning.

-I'm a bit grumpy this morning.

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-Oh, it's quite alright, no probs.

-What programme have I seen you on?

-Cariad@iaith.

-Oh, yes.

-Dad likes that.

-Does he?

-Dad fancies you, I think.

-I'm sure your father's

-fifty-odd or sixty-odd.

-Sixty, yes.

-That's the age bracket

-that fancies me.

-You're from Llangefni, aren't you?

-I was born in Dwyran.

-Do you sing in a choir?

-Do you sing in a choir?

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-Yes.

-I'd like to be a singer.

-Would you? Seriously?

-# Throwing dust

-into the eyes of love #

-Stick to singing

-in the choir, Rhodri.

-I need petrol. Is that OK?

-I need petrol. Is that OK?

-

-Of course.

-Petrol?

-You'll definitely be late now.

-I hope you have money

-to pay for the petrol.

-I didn't pay, did I?

-I didn't pay, did I?

-

-Didn't you pay?

-I thought it was

-one of those card-operated pumps.

-I'm not going back to pay.

-I'm not going back to pay.

-

-You should go back.

-I've never done it before.

-Oh my God!

-What if there were cameras there?

-I've done it before.

-I've done it before.

-

-Have you?

-Does the car sound OK to you?

-Check the tyres.

-Can you do me a big favour?

-Put your foot on the brake for me.

-Why do you think it's the brake?

-APPROACHING SIREN

-Where's Rhodri going?

-Why are the police here?

-Hello.

-Hello.

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-Hiya, are you OK?

-Would you mind

-switching off the engine?

-Step out of the vehicle.

-Step out of the vehicle.

-

-Of course. Where's he gone?

-Who?

-Would you come here, please?

-We've had a call...

-That he drove off

-without paying for petrol?

-Come to this side, please.

-Someone answering your description

-filled up this car and drove off.

-Without paying, yes.

-The problem I have,

-we've just got the call.

-You've clearly just stopped the car.

-You were in the driver's seat,

-so do you have anything to tell me?

-Were you driving the car?

-No, I wasn't driving.

-I swear on my children's lives.

-You're not under arrest,

-but you are under caution.

-Right, don't worry.

-I've just got the nod from Ken.

-We've done a PNC check, and this car

-has no insurance, MOT or tax.

-Is it in his name?

-I don't know.

-So, it looks as if it's my car?

-At this moment, as I said,

-I'm putting you under caution...

-..before we go to the station.

-Can I ask for some details

-to save time?

-Then you can phone your husband.

-Then you can phone your husband.

-

-OK.

-Is that alright?

-Just a few details.

-Nia Parry, Nigel Owens here!

-Well done for proving that you

-are game to appear on Wyt Ti'n Gem?

-I'll see you soon. Ta-ra.

-I don't believe you, Nigel Owens!

-I've never been in trouble

-with the police.

-Oh!

-When I see you...

-..I'll kill you!

-Slow painful death.

-Please welcome

-the queen of Sunday mornings...

-..and the marchioness

-of mutations, Nia Parry!

-I knew nothing about it.

-If you say so, Nigel.

-To quote, a slow and painful death.

-Have you considered

-why I'm wearing such a big ring?

-Didn't you suspect anything?

-I was meant to teach the anthem...

-..to a family in Bethesda

-who'd moved from South Africa.

-Saying it out loud,

-I realize how weird it sounds.

-Haven't you ever been in trouble?

-What do you think, Nigel?

-What do you think, Nigel?

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-A wolf in sheep's clothing, maybe.

-You feel guilty

-once you see a policeman.

-I was sitting there, in the car,

-looking totally guilty.

-I had a giggle to myself

-because I looked so guilty.

-When he cautioned me,

-I guessed I'd have a record!

-It was just like

-a huge, ugly snowball.

-Fair play,

-you have been a good sport.

-I've got a gift for you

-to hang on the wall at home.

-Thank you.

-You're a familiar face on TV,

-with Cariad@iaith.

-Do you have a favourite contestant?

-I was star-struck

-when I saw H from Steps.

-When I talked to him,

-his music rang in my ears!

-He's such a lovely bloke.

-What about the worst contestant?

-What about the worst contestant?

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-Anyone who knows me will know this.

-I had an interesting time

-with Janet Street-Porter.

-"Oi, you, blonde one."

-That's what she said,

-she never called me Nia.

-"Oi, blonde one, come over 'ere."

-She told me I had big teeth!

-You've had many jobs over the years.

-You were once a waitress.

-You served someone famous.

-You served someone famous.

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-Yes.

-I was excited because

-I recognized Neville Southall.

-He's been on Cariad@iaith!

-Neville Southall was at a wedding.

-I did the silver service on the

-table where the bride was sitting.

-I was chatting to them.

-Oh, you look lovely, and so on.

-Because I was talking,

-I wasn't concentrating.

-The dishes were heavy...

-..and the entire tray

-of hot roast potatoes...

-..slid into Neville Southall's lap.

-He was so angry.

-We were great mates

-when he did Cariad@iaith.

-Did he remember?

-Did he remember?

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-I didn't tell him.

-He'd made me pay for his

-dry cleaning out of my wages.

-I couldn't tell him, so if you

-see him, don't breathe a word.

-Nia, thank you for the chat

-and for being a great sport.

-A round of applause for Nia!

-We're all photographers nowadays...

-..taking photos of our lives,

-gym visits and selfies.

-But after the break,

-we meet a real photographer...

-..who finds himself

-on the wrong side of the lens.

-We have many more photos.

-What are your memories of this?

-You were around in 1966.

-No, I wasn't.

-I really wasn't.

-I'm absolutely sure.

-Before we take a break,

-let's take a selfie.

-A selfie with the audience.

-Make sure that you smile.

-After three, I want you to shout

-"We'll see you in three."

-One, two, three.

-We'll see you in three.

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-It's time for some fun

-with a familiar face in Caernarfon.

-If you've competed at the Urdd,

-National or YFC Eisteddfod...

-..you'll probably

-have stared down his lens.

-Please welcome Arwyn Roberts,

-aka Arwyn Herald.

-How are you, Arwyn? Welcome.

-Do you know one another?

-Do you know one another?

-

-We're related.

-Are you?

-Why Arwyn Herald?

-I've worked for Herald newspapers

-for over 40 years.

-I started young!

-Not as young as all that!

-This year's Urdd Eisteddfod

-was a bit different.

-Let's see what happened.

-Here's Arwyn Roberts.

-He has been a photographer

-for over 30 years...

-He has snapped some famous faces

-and has also worked tirelessly...

-..capturing local events.

-At this year's Urdd Eisteddfod...

-..he was invited

-to discuss his work on TV...

-..if the researcher

-has the correct photos for display.

-Arwyn takes his place on the sofa.

-Here we go, run to record, roll A.

-Hello and welcome back

-to the 2017 Urdd Eisteddfod.

-Before tonight's dance competitions,

-I'm joined by a special guest.

-I'm not sure if he's a dancer.

-No, not at all.

-He's a photographer who has worked

-here at the Urdd for 45 years.

-About that, I guess.

-About that, I guess.

-

-We'll look back at some photos.

-I remember that photo well.

-She dropped her chip,

-and we met another time.

-She bought me an ice cream.

-We have many more photos.

-What are your memories of this?

-You were around in 1966.

-No, I wasn't.

-I really wasn't.

-I'm absolutely sure.

-You didn't snap Bobby Moore.

-You didn't snap Bobby Moore.

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-No, I certainly didn't.

-I was still at school back then.

-Apologies for that.

-We have more photos.

-What are your memories of the 1995

-World Cup in South Africa?

-I wasn't there.

-I wasn't there.

-

-Weren't you?

-We'll continue our chat

-in a while, Arwyn.

-But next, some local youngsters

-show us some local sights.

-OK, great.

-OK, great.

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-Sorry about that, Arwyn.

-There's nothing

-like poor research...

-..to make Arwyn and Iwan

-the presenter look bad.

-What will the researcher

-have to say?

-The two first ones were right.

-The two first ones were right.

-

-Yes.

-I got some from your autobiography.

-I got some from your autobiography.

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-That one wasn't in my autobiography.

-The Bobby Moore one?

-I typed Arwel Roberts into Google.

-Arwyn, not Arwel.

-Arwyn, not Arwel.

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-Arwyn?

-You're joking now, are you?

-You're joking now, are you?

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-No.

-I'm new. It's only my second item.

-I'm new. It's only my second item.

-

-Sorry, Arwyn.

-Do we have any more photos?

-Do we have any more photos?

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-The rest will be wrong as well.

-Is there any way

-you can work with what we have?

-You want him to pretend

-that they're his photos!

-Welcome back, where I'm still

-joined by Arwyn Herald.

-Here's another photo. It must have

-been a moment you'll never forget.

-Indeed.

-Did you meet Obama?

-No, no.

-No, no.

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-You don't get that close.

-Arwyn, stay with me

-for the time being.

-We'll now visit more local sights

-here in Bridgend.

-Was that one of yours?

-Was that one of yours?

-

-Arwyn, I'm so sorry.

-As Arwyn looks uncomfortable

-at telling a pack of lies...

-..it's time for another guest.

-The winner of the Eisteddfod's

-main photography prize.

-Jac Davies. Are you alright?

-Yes, thank you.

-Welcome back

-to the 2017 Urdd Eisteddfod.

-I'm joined

-by photographer Arwyn Herald...

-..and Jac Davies,

-who's also a photographer.

-How did you become interested

-in photography?

-Mam got me a camera last year,

-and I've taken photos ever since.

-We do have some photos

-from your winning entry.

-What's this?

-My brother Griff

-coming down the slide.

-I'm so glad I caught his smile.

-It's good, isn't it? A good one.

-A split second sooner...

-..you'd have caught his smiling face

-as he went into the water.

-The next photo. Is this a seal?

-It came out of the water

-with a big grin on its face.

-I had to get the camera out.

-We have one more, Jac.

-The theme was emotion.

-Who do we have here?

-My sister Catrin's wedding.

-She had a huge smile

-on her face all day.

-I just had to photograph her.

-That's a great photo.

-But you can use flash

-to get rid of any shadows.

-But that's a very good photo.

-Jac and Arwyn, before we end,

-thank you for your company.

-If you look at the screen, Arwyn,

-we do have one more photo.

-Arwyn, it's Nigel Owens

-from Wyt Ti'n Gem?

-You've proved

-that you're a good sport.

-I need new publicity shots.

-We'll have a chat

-when I see you in the studio.

-Arwyn, apologies.

-Very good.

-Nigel, when I next see you...

-..I'll make sure the photo's out

-of focus or with your head missing.

-Very good, Arwyn.

-How did it feel to be discussing

-your work with all this going on?

-It was fine at first,

-then the photos began to go wrong.

-I started to perspire

-even more than I am now!

-But you were nice to that lad.

-I thought they were good photos

-until I looked closer!

-Look! An excellent photo?!

-I told him to go closer next time,

-and Iwan said, "Health and safety!"

-You have photographed

-members of the Royal Family.

-Charles, especially.

-I was with him recently.

-But you have had

-a run-in with one of them?

-Some years ago.

-I was at the Show.

-I can't remember her name!

-Edward's wife.

-Sophie.

-I asked what she looked like.

-She'd be wearing posh clothes,

-carrying flowers.

-A group of women turned up,

-and I had no idea which one she was.

-I asked this woman

-in a Barbour jacket.

-"Excuse me, which one is she?"

-She looked down her nose at me.

-"You'd better move.

-You're standing right beside her."

-I had no idea who she was.

-You've worked for years

-with Eryl Crump.

-Where are you?

-What's he like to work with?

-What's he like to work with?

-

-Irate.

-He knows me well!

-It's a pleasure to work with Arwyn,

-as anyone who has done will agree.

-Nothing happens in this area

-without him knowing about it.

-And he takes the odd good photo.

-You also take photos of young

-athletes and sports players...

-..and you give them

-copies of the photos.

-Yes, I do sometimes.

-You've also published three books.

-Is it true that all the profits

-from these books go to charity?

-Ysbyty Gwynedd, Hope House

-and the Wales Air Ambulance, yes.

-In memory of your parents.

-In memory of your parents.

-

-Yes, that's right.

-Fair play to you.

-Arwyn, you fully deserve

-our special award.

-We only give this to people who have

-done a lot for their communities.

-It's my pleasure to ask Nia Parry

-to present this to you.

-This week, Arwyn Herald,

-you are our deserving recipient.

-We've learnt a lot about our guests.

-These two might look very different,

-no offence, Arwyn...

-..but they both have a passion

-for travelling the world.

-If you're game,

-we'll play Where In The World?

-Where In The World?

-It's simple enough.

-I'll ask a question

-and you guess where the place is.

-Stick my pretty face

-where you think it is.

-Off we go.

-San Jose is the capital

-of which country?

-Don't look at them.

-Don't look at them.

-

-No idea.

-I'll give you a clue.

-They produce good coffee.

-There?

-There?

-

-That was easy.

-The answer is...

-..Costa Rica.

-And Costa Rica is there,

-so you're not too far.

-Equal - one point each.

-Where in the world

-is this landmark?

-Well!

-A famous rugby nation.

-No, not England.

-Does Spain play rugby?

-No help.

-Come on, Nia!

-Does France play?

-The answer is

-Ellis Park in Johannesburg.

-You're about 12 hours off...

-..and that's close enough.

-Where in the world is this place?

-It's not in the Gwendraeth Valley.

-A windy place.

-The world's backside.

-The answer is...

-..Denmark.

-And Denmark...

-..is up there.

-She's closer.

-She's closer.

-

-You are closer.

-Two apiece.

-It's a tie.

-That's it, so thanks to Nia Parry

-and Arwyn Herald for being sports.

-You never know

-where we'll be next time.

-So, watch out.

-Maybe we'll be finding out

-if you're a good sport.

-From Caernarfon, goodnight.

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