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APPLAUSE | 2:02:06 | 2:02:10 | |
CHEERING | 2:02:11 | 2:02:13 | |
Hello! I'm Alan Davies. Welcome to Apres-Ski. | 2:02:17 | 2:02:21 | |
Yeah! Yes, I suppose I'd better own up. | 2:02:28 | 2:02:32 | |
I'm not a great winter sports participant. | 2:02:32 | 2:02:35 | |
Always more the king of the snowplough. | 2:02:35 | 2:02:37 | |
A 1981 school trip was characterised | 2:02:37 | 2:02:40 | |
by entry-level gluhwein consumption, | 2:02:40 | 2:02:43 | |
low-speed impacts and unremarkable falls. | 2:02:43 | 2:02:46 | |
But it's here at last. Winter Olympics fever has taken hold. | 2:02:46 | 2:02:50 | |
Up and down the country, kids are going down the park | 2:02:50 | 2:02:52 | |
with their curling gear to have a curlabout. | 2:02:52 | 2:02:54 | |
I'm sure, like me, you've chatted about little else down your local. | 2:02:54 | 2:02:58 | |
Only last week, | 2:02:58 | 2:02:59 | |
I was arguing in the pub about whether it would be Bernard Gruber | 2:02:59 | 2:03:03 | |
in the Nordic Combined, or will Eric Frenzel finally win | 2:03:03 | 2:03:06 | |
after all these years? | 2:03:06 | 2:03:08 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:03:08 | 2:03:10 | |
London, of course, had the Summer Olympics in 2012, | 2:03:12 | 2:03:15 | |
but let's face it, what we were all thinking was | 2:03:15 | 2:03:17 | |
"Once we get this out of the way, | 2:03:17 | 2:03:19 | |
"it's just two years until the Winter Olympics." | 2:03:19 | 2:03:21 | |
So, what about the events themselves? | 2:03:22 | 2:03:25 | |
Now, you may say you have never tried these sports. | 2:03:25 | 2:03:27 | |
But did you ever slide your school bag on the ice as far as it would go? | 2:03:27 | 2:03:31 | |
What you were doing there is curling. | 2:03:31 | 2:03:33 | |
Have you ever run along as fast as you can and then skidded on the ice? | 2:03:33 | 2:03:37 | |
What you're doing there is skating. | 2:03:37 | 2:03:40 | |
Have you ever fallen down and hurt yourself? | 2:03:40 | 2:03:43 | |
What you're doing there is skiing. | 2:03:44 | 2:03:46 | |
Now, the slalom, of course, is skiing around poles. | 2:03:48 | 2:03:52 | |
Bobsleigh is hurtling down an ice run, | 2:03:52 | 2:03:54 | |
and speed skating is a three-minute conversation with a total stranger. | 2:03:54 | 2:03:58 | |
Curling - now, curling, you may say, is not exactly athletic. | 2:04:01 | 2:04:04 | |
And it's true that Canadian curler Pizza Paul got his name | 2:04:04 | 2:04:08 | |
because he ordered a pizza, had it and ate it during a match. | 2:04:08 | 2:04:12 | |
His team-mates, Thai Ian and Chinese Steve... | 2:04:14 | 2:04:17 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:04:17 | 2:04:18 | |
..are less well-known. | 2:04:20 | 2:04:22 | |
And their good friend, Cokie Dave, is serving a two-year ban. | 2:04:22 | 2:04:26 | |
Though he will be hanging around outside the village | 2:04:28 | 2:04:31 | |
if you want anything. | 2:04:31 | 2:04:32 | |
Anyway, the reason the games are being held in Sochi | 2:04:34 | 2:04:37 | |
is that it's being promoted as a tourist resort. | 2:04:37 | 2:04:40 | |
This has led to some restrictions in the bobsleigh. | 2:04:40 | 2:04:42 | |
You have to be yea high | 2:04:42 | 2:04:44 | |
and make sure you have your hands in the air on turn three for the photo! | 2:04:44 | 2:04:47 | |
Of course, qualifying heats in some events began yesterday, | 2:04:50 | 2:04:54 | |
and Team GB figure skater Matthew Parr | 2:04:54 | 2:04:57 | |
missed out on qualifying by one place. | 2:04:57 | 2:04:59 | |
He told reporters, "It couldn't have gone better for me." | 2:04:59 | 2:05:03 | |
Don't want to quibble, Matthew, but it could. | 2:05:05 | 2:05:07 | |
So, it's the Winter Olympics. What could possibly go wrong? | 2:05:09 | 2:05:12 | |
Let's meet my Apres-Ski guests, | 2:05:16 | 2:05:17 | |
the Olympian who put British skiing on the map, Konrad Bartelski, | 2:05:17 | 2:05:20 | |
Denmark's hottest comedian, Sofie Hagen, | 2:05:20 | 2:05:22 | |
Dublin's funniest snowboarder, Andrew Maxwell, | 2:05:22 | 2:05:25 | |
and this country's number-one figure skating judge, | 2:05:25 | 2:05:27 | |
Sally-Anne Stapleford! | 2:05:27 | 2:05:29 | |
Let the games begin! | 2:05:33 | 2:05:34 | |
Fantastic to have you here, Konrad. The very name Bartelski... | 2:05:45 | 2:05:49 | |
-It's a clue, isn't it? -The clue is in the name. -Yeah. | 2:05:49 | 2:05:52 | |
You're a three-time Olympian. | 2:05:52 | 2:05:53 | |
In 1981, you missed out on winning a World Cup downhill | 2:05:53 | 2:05:57 | |
-by a tenth of a second? -11 hundredths. | 2:05:57 | 2:05:59 | |
11 hundredths of a second. | 2:05:59 | 2:06:00 | |
Do you think the fact that we're still talking about that | 2:06:00 | 2:06:03 | |
as the greatest achievement by a British skier | 2:06:03 | 2:06:06 | |
is somewhat damning, 33 years later? | 2:06:06 | 2:06:08 | |
Well, Alain Baxter won a bronze medal in 2002 in Salt Lake. | 2:06:10 | 2:06:14 | |
Sadly, Konrad, Alain Baxter wasn't available this evening. | 2:06:19 | 2:06:22 | |
Marvellous to have you here. | 2:06:22 | 2:06:25 | |
Sally-Anne Stapleford, ladies and gentlemen. | 2:06:25 | 2:06:27 | |
APPLAUSE | 2:06:27 | 2:06:30 | |
Sally-Anne Stapleford, five years in a row | 2:06:32 | 2:06:34 | |
you were the British figure skating champion back in the '60s. | 2:06:34 | 2:06:37 | |
That was you at the age of what, eight years old? | 2:06:37 | 2:06:41 | |
Oh, gosh, that brings back wonderful memories. | 2:06:41 | 2:06:45 | |
Was there always a man with a beret looming behind you? | 2:06:45 | 2:06:49 | |
I don't know! | 2:06:49 | 2:06:51 | |
-And twice an Olympian. -Yes, '64 and '68. | 2:06:51 | 2:06:56 | |
But then I was in the Olympics officiating after that, | 2:06:56 | 2:06:59 | |
so eight Olympics in total. | 2:06:59 | 2:07:01 | |
-Eight Olympics in total. -Yeah. | 2:07:01 | 2:07:02 | |
Wow. | 2:07:04 | 2:07:06 | |
Andrew, now. Andrew Maxwell, fine comedian, of course, | 2:07:08 | 2:07:11 | |
but there is a reason you are here, | 2:07:11 | 2:07:12 | |
because if there was a Winter Olympics for comedians, | 2:07:12 | 2:07:15 | |
you would clean up, would you not? | 2:07:15 | 2:07:17 | |
I would definitely be in the medal podium. | 2:07:17 | 2:07:20 | |
Myself and Marcus Brigstocke | 2:07:20 | 2:07:21 | |
have been snowboarding together for a long time. | 2:07:21 | 2:07:24 | |
We started at the Altitude Comedy Festival in Austria, | 2:07:24 | 2:07:27 | |
just so that we could snowboard more. | 2:07:27 | 2:07:29 | |
I'm not great. I've been snowboarding for 22 years. | 2:07:29 | 2:07:33 | |
Have you plateaued? | 2:07:33 | 2:07:35 | |
Well, you know, you get to that point where you realise that | 2:07:35 | 2:07:38 | |
if you're Irish or British and you're on a snowboard | 2:07:38 | 2:07:40 | |
and you're in Continental Europe, it doesn't matter how hard you try, | 2:07:40 | 2:07:44 | |
you will still never be as good as the local six-year-olds. | 2:07:44 | 2:07:46 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:07:46 | 2:07:48 | |
I'm not joking, Alan. They bully you. They do! I've had it. | 2:07:48 | 2:07:53 | |
When I was learning to snowboard, I was out in Finland | 2:07:53 | 2:07:57 | |
and I had local kids just knocking me off my board. | 2:07:57 | 2:08:00 | |
And then they'd stop in front of you and go, "Ha, ha, old man! | 2:08:00 | 2:08:04 | |
"You're too old to be cool! We are mocking you in our second language!" | 2:08:04 | 2:08:09 | |
You see, now, there's a reason why we have a Scandinavian on the couch, | 2:08:11 | 2:08:14 | |
and that is exactly it. We thought | 2:08:14 | 2:08:16 | |
"We can't have a Winter Olympics show without a Scandinavian," | 2:08:16 | 2:08:19 | |
and we have Sofie Hagen. But unfortunately, | 2:08:19 | 2:08:20 | |
it was only after we booked you for the show that we found out | 2:08:20 | 2:08:23 | |
that Denmark has in fact | 2:08:23 | 2:08:24 | |
got a worse record in the Winter Olympics than Britain. | 2:08:24 | 2:08:28 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:08:28 | 2:08:29 | |
-Yes. -It's sort of flat, like East Anglia, isn't it? | 2:08:29 | 2:08:33 | |
We are the only country, apart from Britain... | 2:08:33 | 2:08:35 | |
But for you, we've put together a little VT, | 2:08:35 | 2:08:38 | |
a compilation of Denmark's finest Winter Olympics moments. | 2:08:38 | 2:08:43 | |
In second place, the silver medal team, Denmark! | 2:08:43 | 2:08:47 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:08:47 | 2:08:49 | |
-She's welling up slightly there. It must be very moving. -It was. | 2:08:55 | 2:08:59 | |
I'm quite pleased with that. | 2:09:04 | 2:09:06 | |
It has been a spectacular opening ceremony in Sochi, | 2:09:06 | 2:09:10 | |
as you can see. I think we have some clips of the opening ceremony. | 2:09:10 | 2:09:14 | |
There it is. Ooh! | 2:09:14 | 2:09:16 | |
Marvellous, isn't it? Yes, fireworks. | 2:09:16 | 2:09:21 | |
Small girl. | 2:09:22 | 2:09:23 | |
Yes, I think someone has been watching London 2012, | 2:09:23 | 2:09:27 | |
but never mind. | 2:09:27 | 2:09:29 | |
We've got to crack on now, got a lot to get through this evening. | 2:09:29 | 2:09:33 | |
Now, Sochi is the focus of the world for the next few weeks, | 2:09:33 | 2:09:36 | |
and the opening ceremony has been going on there today. | 2:09:36 | 2:09:38 | |
We can cross to Sochi now | 2:09:38 | 2:09:40 | |
to talk to one of the rarest breeds in sport, | 2:09:40 | 2:09:43 | |
a British Winter Olympics gold medallist. | 2:09:43 | 2:09:45 | |
She's the skeleton pilot who won gold at the 2010 Vancouver Games. | 2:09:45 | 2:09:49 | |
-REPORTER: -'It's hanging in there. The top speed is good. | 2:09:51 | 2:09:54 | |
'Amy Williams really is going for gold here. The last turn. | 2:09:54 | 2:09:58 | |
'Surely it's gold for Great Britain. | 2:09:58 | 2:10:00 | |
'Oh, yes! Amy Williams is the queen of speed in Canada.' | 2:10:01 | 2:10:07 | |
Please welcome, live from Sochi, Amy Williams! | 2:10:10 | 2:10:13 | |
Amy, hello. How are you? | 2:10:19 | 2:10:21 | |
Hello, I'm good, thank you. | 2:10:21 | 2:10:23 | |
What's the weather like? Anything happened yet? Anything to report? | 2:10:23 | 2:10:27 | |
Nothing to report. Normally blue skies. It's a bit breezy, bit cold. | 2:10:27 | 2:10:32 | |
-Perfect for Winter Olympics. -Four years ago, you won gold. | 2:10:32 | 2:10:35 | |
Now you're out there in Sochi as a commentator. | 2:10:35 | 2:10:37 | |
Are you getting a bit of an itch? Do you wish you were competing now? | 2:10:37 | 2:10:40 | |
I do. I went up to the skeleton bobsleigh track | 2:10:42 | 2:10:44 | |
for the last three days, and it looks beautiful. | 2:10:44 | 2:10:47 | |
I was dying just to get a sled and go down and have a go myself. | 2:10:47 | 2:10:51 | |
Are you allowed to do that? Do they let you on? | 2:10:51 | 2:10:54 | |
No. I'm not allowed. | 2:10:54 | 2:10:57 | |
Now, listen, I read that you started sledging, | 2:10:57 | 2:11:00 | |
and I'm going to call it sledging... | 2:11:00 | 2:11:03 | |
-OK. -Is this right? | 2:11:03 | 2:11:06 | |
It was the only push-start track in the country, | 2:11:06 | 2:11:08 | |
and it was quite near your house in Bath, is that right? | 2:11:08 | 2:11:11 | |
Yes, it's five minutes. | 2:11:11 | 2:11:14 | |
Yeah, five minutes away from my house | 2:11:14 | 2:11:16 | |
and I just went and gave it a go one day. | 2:11:16 | 2:11:18 | |
So you just did it by chance. | 2:11:18 | 2:11:20 | |
You've never touched a ski, is that right? | 2:11:20 | 2:11:22 | |
You like beach holidays, you don't like the cold. | 2:11:22 | 2:11:24 | |
Can I suggest that your commitment to your sport is not exactly 100%? | 2:11:24 | 2:11:27 | |
Yeah, I hate the cold! In fact, my hands are now absolutely freezing. | 2:11:31 | 2:11:35 | |
I've even read that the beach volleyball team for 2012 | 2:11:35 | 2:11:38 | |
moved to Bath and you said, if they'd moved a year earlier, | 2:11:38 | 2:11:40 | |
you'd have done that, is that right? | 2:11:40 | 2:11:42 | |
Yeah, quite possibly. Anything, I'd rather always the sand than the snow. | 2:11:45 | 2:11:49 | |
Now, you upset the odds in 2010 with your fantastic | 2:11:49 | 2:11:52 | |
achievement by winning gold. | 2:11:52 | 2:11:54 | |
Shelley Rudman was our best medal hope at the time. | 2:11:54 | 2:11:56 | |
She'd won silver previously. | 2:11:56 | 2:11:58 | |
Some people said that, allegedly, | 2:11:58 | 2:11:59 | |
Shelley had a better sled than you and wouldn't share it with you. | 2:11:59 | 2:12:03 | |
And then she didn't come to your celebratory dinner. | 2:12:03 | 2:12:05 | |
So, while we've got you, we need to clear something up, | 2:12:05 | 2:12:07 | |
do you hate Shelley Rudman? | 2:12:07 | 2:12:09 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:12:09 | 2:12:11 | |
No comment. | 2:12:13 | 2:12:15 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:12:15 | 2:12:16 | |
APPLAUSE | 2:12:16 | 2:12:19 | |
Fair point, well made. Excellent work, Amy. | 2:12:24 | 2:12:27 | |
Now, listen, your sledge, your fantastic sledge, | 2:12:27 | 2:12:30 | |
you gave it a name, what was it called? | 2:12:30 | 2:12:32 | |
Arthur, my sled, yes. | 2:12:34 | 2:12:36 | |
Is this right, it cost £100,000? | 2:12:36 | 2:12:40 | |
The research that went into the sled | 2:12:42 | 2:12:44 | |
and the technology could have come to about that much, but if you're | 2:12:44 | 2:12:47 | |
about to go and buy one, then they'll probably be about £5,000-£10,000. | 2:12:47 | 2:12:51 | |
5,000 to 10,000 new. | 2:12:51 | 2:12:53 | |
You know, the depreciation on those things is shocking. | 2:12:53 | 2:12:56 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:12:56 | 2:12:57 | |
As soon as you've slid off the forecourt, | 2:12:57 | 2:12:59 | |
you're just burning money. | 2:12:59 | 2:13:01 | |
You know, a bin bag is really cheap as well. | 2:13:01 | 2:13:03 | |
Andrew suggested a bin bag. Any kind of a tray. | 2:13:03 | 2:13:06 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:13:06 | 2:13:07 | |
Yeah, I used to slide down on manure bags from my grandpa, | 2:13:07 | 2:13:11 | |
and they always worked really well. | 2:13:11 | 2:13:13 | |
Stuffed them with newspaper, take out the padding and the bumps, perfect. | 2:13:13 | 2:13:17 | |
That's very good to hear about your family life. | 2:13:19 | 2:13:22 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:13:22 | 2:13:25 | |
So, now, you've retired, you're now commentating, | 2:13:25 | 2:13:27 | |
how are you getting on with the commentating? | 2:13:27 | 2:13:29 | |
Are you looking forward to that? | 2:13:29 | 2:13:31 | |
Yeah, it's being on the other side. | 2:13:31 | 2:13:34 | |
I don't feel quite as comfortable behind the mic | 2:13:34 | 2:13:36 | |
than being interviewed the other way. | 2:13:36 | 2:13:38 | |
But it's a new life for me, | 2:13:38 | 2:13:40 | |
it's very strange to be at an Olympics and to be interviewing | 2:13:40 | 2:13:44 | |
all my old friends from other nations and the Team GB athletes. So... | 2:13:44 | 2:13:47 | |
-Don't worry, Amy. -I'm hoping I do a good job. | 2:13:47 | 2:13:50 | |
I'm going to give you a chance now to practise. | 2:13:50 | 2:13:52 | |
We've got a little bit of skeleton footage. | 2:13:52 | 2:13:55 | |
OK, so I'm going to commentate | 2:13:55 | 2:13:56 | |
and I'm going to invite you to make expert comment. Here we go. | 2:13:56 | 2:13:59 | |
They're off, they've started. | 2:13:59 | 2:14:01 | |
They're going down. Down... | 2:14:01 | 2:14:02 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:14:02 | 2:14:04 | |
Good push. Right. | 2:14:04 | 2:14:05 | |
Round the corner. Going around a corner! | 2:14:05 | 2:14:08 | |
Around another corner. Any time, Amy. | 2:14:08 | 2:14:10 | |
Steering with their shoulders, great. | 2:14:10 | 2:14:13 | |
-What would they be thinking now... Around a corner! -Steering... | 2:14:13 | 2:14:16 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 2:14:16 | 2:14:18 | |
Steering with their toes, steering with their shoulders, | 2:14:18 | 2:14:21 | |
looking with their head. | 2:14:21 | 2:14:22 | |
Looking with their head? Good! | 2:14:22 | 2:14:24 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:14:24 | 2:14:26 | |
-Along a bit more. -Yeah, lightning speed reactions. | 2:14:26 | 2:14:30 | |
Lightning speed reactions. | 2:14:30 | 2:14:32 | |
Steering with their head, bouncing off the side. | 2:14:32 | 2:14:35 | |
-Perfect line. -Perfect line. | 2:14:35 | 2:14:37 | |
APPLAUSE | 2:14:37 | 2:14:40 | |
So, you've been down there, | 2:14:44 | 2:14:46 | |
you've had a look at the Sochi course, have you picked | 2:14:46 | 2:14:49 | |
the spot you hope it all goes wrong for Shelley Rudman? | 2:14:49 | 2:14:51 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:14:51 | 2:14:52 | |
No, no, no. | 2:14:52 | 2:14:54 | |
No. I wish all the athletes well. | 2:14:54 | 2:14:56 | |
She's a very talented slider, all our skeleton sliders are great. | 2:14:56 | 2:15:00 | |
And she could win a medal just as much as Lizzie Arnold, | 2:15:00 | 2:15:04 | |
who's in for the favourite, so I wish them all well. | 2:15:04 | 2:15:06 | |
Of course you do. Fantastic. | 2:15:06 | 2:15:08 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:15:08 | 2:15:11 | |
It's absolutely brilliant, Amy, to have you on. | 2:15:11 | 2:15:13 | |
It's so great to talk to you. Before I let you go, | 2:15:13 | 2:15:15 | |
is there one event you're looking forward to this week? | 2:15:15 | 2:15:18 | |
What should we look out for? | 2:15:18 | 2:15:19 | |
Tomorrow, I'm going to the ski slope. | 2:15:20 | 2:15:23 | |
Billy Morgan is our... | 2:15:23 | 2:15:24 | |
Britain's number one favourite for tomorrow morning. | 2:15:24 | 2:15:27 | |
-So, I am off to watch that. -Brilliant. | 2:15:27 | 2:15:30 | |
Thanks, Amy, thanks so much. Amy Williams, ladies and gentlemen. | 2:15:30 | 2:15:33 | |
APPLAUSE | 2:15:33 | 2:15:34 | |
So, anyway, Sochi. Sochi is where it's all happening. | 2:15:39 | 2:15:42 | |
It is a bit of a strange choice but the plan is for it to become | 2:15:42 | 2:15:45 | |
a go-to holiday destination after the Olympics. | 2:15:45 | 2:15:49 | |
You know, like Stratford has. | 2:15:49 | 2:15:50 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:15:50 | 2:15:52 | |
Plans were recently revealed to transport two killer whales | 2:15:55 | 2:15:59 | |
to Sochi and put them on display at the dolphinarium. | 2:15:59 | 2:16:02 | |
A word to the wise, if you're in Sochi, and you're against that | 2:16:02 | 2:16:05 | |
sort of thing, don't go around shouting "Free Willy!" in the street. | 2:16:05 | 2:16:08 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:16:08 | 2:16:09 | |
Putin doesn't like that sort of thing. | 2:16:10 | 2:16:13 | |
Journalists generally haven't had a good word to say | 2:16:13 | 2:16:16 | |
recently about Sochi. It is hardly surprising. | 2:16:16 | 2:16:19 | |
He wasn't very nice to Nigella, now, was he? | 2:16:19 | 2:16:21 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:16:21 | 2:16:23 | |
Having a bit of a row about the state of the accommodation in Sochi, | 2:16:23 | 2:16:29 | |
some of which seems to be not entirely, what's the word...ready. | 2:16:29 | 2:16:33 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:16:33 | 2:16:35 | |
Anyway, people have been posting photos from Sochi on Twitter. | 2:16:35 | 2:16:38 | |
Here's one now. This is from Henry Reekie of CNN. | 2:16:38 | 2:16:43 | |
Good to see CNN are right there, as ever, first to the big stories. | 2:16:43 | 2:16:47 | |
That's the big one. That's what everybody is talking about. | 2:16:47 | 2:16:51 | |
That's the Iron Curtain, it's fallen down. | 2:16:51 | 2:16:53 | |
-It's come down. -Was it more glamorous in your day in the Olympic village? This is a bit ropey. | 2:16:54 | 2:16:58 | |
You've got to remember, the journalists arrive early there. | 2:16:58 | 2:17:02 | |
So they get the terrible rooms. | 2:17:02 | 2:17:04 | |
Well, the Olympics starting, opening ceremony today, | 2:17:04 | 2:17:06 | |
the athletes get there a week before. | 2:17:06 | 2:17:08 | |
The journalists are probably there two weeks before. | 2:17:08 | 2:17:10 | |
So, nobody told the organisers | 2:17:10 | 2:17:11 | |
the journalists get there that much earlier. | 2:17:11 | 2:17:13 | |
-No-one told them they were coming? -Well, I imagine so. | 2:17:13 | 2:17:16 | |
-Sally-Anne, did you share a room or did you have your own room? -I had my own room, yeah. | 2:17:16 | 2:17:20 | |
Nice. Bit better than that? | 2:17:20 | 2:17:22 | |
It was a bit noisy cos the skiers were also on that same floor, | 2:17:22 | 2:17:25 | |
and they tended to come in late at night and create a little bit of a noise. | 2:17:25 | 2:17:29 | |
-That's the apres ski. -I like that sort of insight. | 2:17:29 | 2:17:33 | |
All the skaters in bed, "Here come the skiers!" | 2:17:33 | 2:17:35 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:17:35 | 2:17:37 | |
"Pissed out of their mind." | 2:17:37 | 2:17:38 | |
Now, the curtain's not so good, but there have been some notable | 2:17:39 | 2:17:42 | |
plumbing successes, however, if you'd like to have a look at this. | 2:17:42 | 2:17:45 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:17:47 | 2:17:49 | |
There's been some speculation as to who might sit on the three chairs. | 2:17:50 | 2:17:54 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:17:54 | 2:17:55 | |
It's just... | 2:17:55 | 2:17:57 | |
It's just nice to look up and see people giving you scores. | 2:17:57 | 2:17:59 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:17:59 | 2:18:01 | |
Lovely, ten. A lovely dismount. | 2:18:02 | 2:18:04 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:18:04 | 2:18:06 | |
-They've got a tandem one as well. -Oh, the "two-boggan?" | 2:18:06 | 2:18:09 | |
I've seen the two-boggan. | 2:18:09 | 2:18:10 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:18:10 | 2:18:12 | |
It's two toilets next to each other. Two-boggan. | 2:18:12 | 2:18:15 | |
-It's so nice to hold hands. -It is nice. | 2:18:15 | 2:18:17 | |
Or if you can't get the crossword clue. | 2:18:17 | 2:18:19 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:18:19 | 2:18:21 | |
One German journalist reported that when he checked into his hotel | 2:18:24 | 2:18:28 | |
he found a construction worker in the room. | 2:18:28 | 2:18:31 | |
Presumably, the last surviving member | 2:18:31 | 2:18:34 | |
of the Olympic Village People. | 2:18:34 | 2:18:35 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:18:35 | 2:18:37 | |
The Olympic Village People! | 2:18:37 | 2:18:39 | |
APPLAUSE | 2:18:39 | 2:18:41 | |
Anyway, moving on. | 2:18:45 | 2:18:47 | |
For me, the Olympics is all about the competitors. | 2:18:47 | 2:18:50 | |
In most of the events, the most important thing | 2:18:50 | 2:18:52 | |
for a Winter Olympian is to stay standing up. | 2:18:52 | 2:18:55 | |
And the ultimate hero of staying standing up | 2:18:56 | 2:19:00 | |
is Australia's Steven Bradbury. | 2:19:00 | 2:19:02 | |
Steven won gold for Australia in Salt Lake City | 2:19:02 | 2:19:04 | |
in 2002 in the short track speed skating. | 2:19:04 | 2:19:07 | |
And this is how he did it. | 2:19:07 | 2:19:09 | |
Here's the bell. | 2:19:10 | 2:19:12 | |
Ohno on his way to gold | 2:19:13 | 2:19:15 | |
but China are ominously placed, Li coming round the outside. | 2:19:15 | 2:19:18 | |
There's a faller! And they've all gone! | 2:19:18 | 2:19:21 | |
And that's left... | 2:19:21 | 2:19:23 | |
Steven Bradbury winner at the Olympic Games! | 2:19:25 | 2:19:27 | |
We can talk to him now. Thanks for joining us tonight, Steven! | 2:19:29 | 2:19:33 | |
APPLAUSE | 2:19:33 | 2:19:35 | |
Steven, it's so good to talk to you. | 2:19:38 | 2:19:40 | |
We just watched your moment, your gold winning moment. | 2:19:40 | 2:19:44 | |
And now you're out there in Sochi, how are things? Your hotel room OK? | 2:19:44 | 2:19:47 | |
You settled in? | 2:19:47 | 2:19:49 | |
Yeah, mate, I've been here a few days in Sochi now, and the excitement | 2:19:49 | 2:19:52 | |
has really built, with the opening ceremony just being completed. | 2:19:52 | 2:19:56 | |
Australia's got an amazing team here. | 2:19:56 | 2:19:58 | |
And I think we're going to win a hell of a lot more medals | 2:19:58 | 2:20:01 | |
here in Sochi than GB, no problem. | 2:20:01 | 2:20:03 | |
-No! -Well, OK, not going to argue with you there, mate. | 2:20:05 | 2:20:09 | |
I will. | 2:20:09 | 2:20:11 | |
Similar result to the Ashes, I believe. | 2:20:11 | 2:20:14 | |
BOOING | 2:20:14 | 2:20:16 | |
Now, you became, let's face it, very, very famous, | 2:20:16 | 2:20:20 | |
particularly in Australia, after your win. | 2:20:20 | 2:20:22 | |
You had your face on a stamp, which is better than a stamp on the face. | 2:20:22 | 2:20:25 | |
And your name has entered the language in Australia. | 2:20:27 | 2:20:30 | |
A Bradbury came to mean "a miraculous victory | 2:20:30 | 2:20:33 | |
"due to the ineptitude of an opponent". | 2:20:33 | 2:20:35 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:20:35 | 2:20:37 | |
There we are, again, talking about the Ashes. | 2:20:37 | 2:20:39 | |
-Ineptitude, that's a good word, isn't it? -It is a good word. | 2:20:40 | 2:20:44 | |
It is one we use often here in reference to sport. | 2:20:44 | 2:20:47 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:20:47 | 2:20:49 | |
Now, it was five years after you won your gold in 2002. | 2:20:50 | 2:20:55 | |
You were inducted into | 2:20:55 | 2:20:57 | |
the Australian Winter Olympics Hall of Fame. | 2:20:57 | 2:20:59 | |
I'm wondering, is that your own hall in your house? | 2:20:59 | 2:21:02 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:21:02 | 2:21:03 | |
Do you go through your front door and say, "The Hall of Fame!" | 2:21:07 | 2:21:10 | |
Yeah, plenty of pictures of myself in my own hallway. | 2:21:12 | 2:21:17 | |
As a nation, we actually have five Winter Olympic gold medals nowadays, | 2:21:17 | 2:21:22 | |
and I was fortunate enough to win the first one. | 2:21:22 | 2:21:25 | |
But, you know, we're... | 2:21:25 | 2:21:27 | |
We're certainly punching above our weight | 2:21:27 | 2:21:29 | |
in the Winter Olympic Games these days. | 2:21:29 | 2:21:32 | |
We are by no means a sideshow any more. Or a numbers filler. | 2:21:32 | 2:21:35 | |
So, yeah, keep your eyes peeled for some of the Aussies. | 2:21:35 | 2:21:37 | |
And our favourite to win is our flag bearer, who carried the flag, | 2:21:37 | 2:21:41 | |
-Alex Pullin, in the snowboard cross. -Excellent, looking out for Alex. | 2:21:41 | 2:21:44 | |
That's a good tip, thank you, Steven. | 2:21:44 | 2:21:46 | |
Now, you went to four Olympics, is that right? | 2:21:46 | 2:21:49 | |
Correct. | 2:21:49 | 2:21:51 | |
And you'd been training for 12 years, | 2:21:51 | 2:21:53 | |
so there was a bit of laughter in the studio when everyone fell over | 2:21:53 | 2:21:56 | |
and you won, but it took a bit of effort to get there | 2:21:56 | 2:21:58 | |
in the first place. I mean, I understand at one point | 2:21:58 | 2:22:01 | |
you were impaled on a skate | 2:22:01 | 2:22:02 | |
and had to have 111 stitches, is that right? | 2:22:02 | 2:22:05 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Ooh! | 2:22:05 | 2:22:06 | |
Yeah, that's correct. I had a couple of bad injuries in my career. | 2:22:06 | 2:22:10 | |
One where I lost two thirds of my blood in a racing crash | 2:22:10 | 2:22:13 | |
in Montreal in Canada. | 2:22:13 | 2:22:15 | |
Later on in my career, I was unfortunate enough to go | 2:22:15 | 2:22:17 | |
headfirst into the barrier and break my neck. | 2:22:17 | 2:22:19 | |
I've definitely had my ups and downs through my skating career. | 2:22:19 | 2:22:24 | |
And it was an incredible result the way I was able to finish it. | 2:22:24 | 2:22:29 | |
But the other panellists you've got on your show tonight, they know | 2:22:29 | 2:22:33 | |
what hard work is as well and they've competed at the Olympic Games. | 2:22:33 | 2:22:37 | |
People realise that... | 2:22:37 | 2:22:38 | |
AUDIENCE CHUCKLE | 2:22:38 | 2:22:39 | |
..you don't strap on skates a couple of weeks before | 2:22:39 | 2:22:42 | |
and then make it to the final of the Winter Olympics. | 2:22:42 | 2:22:45 | |
Quite right, too. | 2:22:45 | 2:22:46 | |
Nowadays, apart from your work, you work in Australian television, | 2:22:46 | 2:22:49 | |
but you do some motivational speaking. | 2:22:49 | 2:22:51 | |
Can I ask you before I let you go, what's your message | 2:22:51 | 2:22:53 | |
when you motivationally speak? | 2:22:53 | 2:22:55 | |
Yeah, I don't like that term. | 2:22:55 | 2:22:57 | |
I don't do motivational speaking, it sounds un-Australian. | 2:22:57 | 2:23:00 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:23:00 | 2:23:02 | |
Let me give you an opportunity to tell us | 2:23:02 | 2:23:05 | |
what you would call it in Australia. | 2:23:05 | 2:23:07 | |
I'd like to call it real life speaking. | 2:23:07 | 2:23:09 | |
But I do corporate entertainment | 2:23:09 | 2:23:11 | |
and that "M"-speaking word you mentioned a moment ago. | 2:23:11 | 2:23:14 | |
The main message is that passion, persistence and teamwork can lead | 2:23:14 | 2:23:19 | |
to success if you're prepared to stick at something for a long time. | 2:23:19 | 2:23:22 | |
And we're going to see a lot of athletes in Sochi that have done exactly that. | 2:23:22 | 2:23:26 | |
And there'll be some magic moments over the next 16 nights. | 2:23:26 | 2:23:29 | |
There certainly will. Steven, thank you so much for joining us. | 2:23:29 | 2:23:32 | |
Steven Bradbury, ladies and gents. | 2:23:32 | 2:23:34 | |
Often at these things, the trouble you have is knowing who to support | 2:23:39 | 2:23:44 | |
when your country isn't represented. But I can help you there. | 2:23:44 | 2:23:47 | |
For example, I think we're all looking forward | 2:23:47 | 2:23:50 | |
to seeing Andreas Wank in the ski jump. | 2:23:50 | 2:23:52 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:23:52 | 2:23:53 | |
Luca Cunti in the ice hockey. | 2:23:53 | 2:23:56 | |
And let's not forget Daniel Pfister in the luge. | 2:23:56 | 2:23:59 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:23:59 | 2:24:00 | |
Sadly, there's no Fanny Chmelar this time around. | 2:24:00 | 2:24:02 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:24:02 | 2:24:05 | |
Or you can always just pick an underdog and support them. | 2:24:05 | 2:24:08 | |
Keep an eye out for Bruno Banani. He's competing in the luge. | 2:24:08 | 2:24:11 | |
There's Bruno there. Have you read about him? | 2:24:11 | 2:24:13 | |
He's from Tonga, actually. He's Tonga's first Winter Olympian. | 2:24:13 | 2:24:16 | |
It's not his real name. | 2:24:16 | 2:24:18 | |
He changed his name from Fuahea Semi to Bruno Banani, | 2:24:18 | 2:24:21 | |
which just happens to be the name of his sponsor. | 2:24:21 | 2:24:23 | |
A German underwear manufacturer. | 2:24:24 | 2:24:26 | |
There they are. | 2:24:27 | 2:24:28 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:24:28 | 2:24:30 | |
Their slogan is, "Not for everyone." | 2:24:33 | 2:24:36 | |
Certainly not for the bloke in the middle, anyway. | 2:24:36 | 2:24:39 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:24:39 | 2:24:40 | |
According to the Sydney Morning Herald, Bruno was | 2:24:42 | 2:24:47 | |
coaxed into taking up the luge. | 2:24:47 | 2:24:49 | |
I think I've read that right. | 2:24:50 | 2:24:52 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:24:52 | 2:24:53 | |
Moving on. | 2:24:57 | 2:24:59 | |
Keep an eye out, if you like, for Mexico's only competitor, | 2:24:59 | 2:25:03 | |
Prince Hubertus von Hohenlohe. There he is. | 2:25:03 | 2:25:05 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:25:05 | 2:25:08 | |
-He used to race when I was racing. -Did he? -Yeah, he's 55 years old now. | 2:25:10 | 2:25:15 | |
-He's not doing the downhill. -Is he not? -No... -The uphill? -..he's doing the slalom. | 2:25:15 | 2:25:19 | |
-He goes about that speed. But he's always there. -He's in there. | 2:25:19 | 2:25:23 | |
He's been to many Olympics. He's a minor German royal. | 2:25:23 | 2:25:27 | |
His parents, apparently, | 2:25:27 | 2:25:29 | |
always wanted to have one member of the family who was Mexican. | 2:25:29 | 2:25:32 | |
So they went to Mexico when she was about to drop and had him there. | 2:25:32 | 2:25:36 | |
-His dad lives in Marbella. -His dad lives in Marbella, that's right. | 2:25:36 | 2:25:40 | |
-Really, honestly, you should get on Mastermind. -He's my mate! | 2:25:40 | 2:25:44 | |
Let's not forget India's luger, Shiva Keshavan. | 2:25:44 | 2:25:49 | |
Handsome devil, Shiva, there he is. | 2:25:49 | 2:25:51 | |
Shiva has been practising on the Himalayan highway. So to speak. | 2:25:51 | 2:25:56 | |
It's not a euphemism. | 2:25:56 | 2:25:57 | |
Let's have a look at him in training. You won't believe this. | 2:25:58 | 2:26:01 | |
That's actually him practising. | 2:26:01 | 2:26:04 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:26:06 | 2:26:08 | |
-That is impressive. -You've got to say. | 2:26:26 | 2:26:31 | |
Now, we've all got people we want to root for. | 2:26:31 | 2:26:34 | |
Andrew, you've got the Irish team to root for, of course. | 2:26:34 | 2:26:37 | |
I will of course be supporting Ireland. We've got five competitors. | 2:26:37 | 2:26:42 | |
All born strategically around the world. | 2:26:42 | 2:26:46 | |
It's a slow programme, that's what we're going to do. | 2:26:46 | 2:26:49 | |
First, Ireland will populate the world, in mountainy regions. | 2:26:49 | 2:26:53 | |
We're looking for two thousand and... | 2:26:53 | 2:26:55 | |
Well, about a thousand years' time, the next glacial lowering. | 2:26:55 | 2:27:01 | |
And, of course, the British team, Konrad, good hopes for them? | 2:27:01 | 2:27:04 | |
Yeah, we've got 11 or 12 genuine medal contenders, | 2:27:04 | 2:27:08 | |
teams or individuals, going out. | 2:27:08 | 2:27:09 | |
This is the strongest team we've ever sent to Sochi. | 2:27:09 | 2:27:12 | |
So, we've been having a lot of fun tonight but when it's ice, | 2:27:12 | 2:27:15 | |
when you're going 80mph, | 2:27:15 | 2:27:17 | |
it's a matter of life and death, and hard work. | 2:27:17 | 2:27:19 | |
-Good luck to them. -And, Sofie, of course, you're expecting nothing. | 2:27:19 | 2:27:23 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:27:23 | 2:27:25 | |
The curling team we're sending out this year | 2:27:25 | 2:27:27 | |
just came second in the Danish championship. | 2:27:27 | 2:27:29 | |
In the Danish championship! | 2:27:29 | 2:27:31 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:27:31 | 2:27:33 | |
APPLAUSE | 2:27:33 | 2:27:36 | |
Thank you very much to all the guests. | 2:27:36 | 2:27:38 | |
Konrad Bartelski Sofie Hagen, Andrew Maxwell, | 2:27:38 | 2:27:41 | |
and Sally-Anne Stapleford. | 2:27:41 | 2:27:42 | |
Thank you very much. | 2:27:42 | 2:27:43 | |
But, you know what? | 2:27:47 | 2:27:48 | |
Talking about this Winter Olympics stuff has made me want to have a go. | 2:27:48 | 2:27:51 | |
After all, how hard can it be? | 2:27:51 | 2:27:53 | |
APPLAUSE | 2:27:53 | 2:27:55 | |
Higher than I thought it was. There we go. | 2:28:03 | 2:28:06 | |
Wh-o-o-o-o-o-a! | 2:28:06 | 2:28:10 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:28:11 | 2:28:12 | |
I can see my house from here. | 2:28:12 | 2:28:14 | |
Next week, the ski jump starts. | 2:28:15 | 2:28:17 | |
Under the rules, there are two types of hill used in ski jumping. | 2:28:17 | 2:28:21 | |
Normal hill and large hill. | 2:28:21 | 2:28:23 | |
Stop me if I'm getting too technical for you. | 2:28:23 | 2:28:26 | |
Ski jumping was invented in Norway by a man who, | 2:28:26 | 2:28:29 | |
only seconds before, had been installing a satellite dish. | 2:28:29 | 2:28:32 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:28:32 | 2:28:33 | |
One of America's big medal hopes in the downhill is Bode Miller, | 2:28:33 | 2:28:37 | |
five times gold medallist, multimillionaire, | 2:28:37 | 2:28:40 | |
married to a pro beach volleyball player. | 2:28:40 | 2:28:42 | |
Yeah, but is he happy? | 2:28:42 | 2:28:43 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:28:43 | 2:28:45 | |
Also risking life and limb on the slopes will be Vanessa Mae. | 2:28:45 | 2:28:48 | |
She'll be joined in the relay by Theresa May and Brian May. | 2:28:48 | 2:28:52 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:28:52 | 2:28:53 | |
The short track speed skating starts soon. | 2:28:53 | 2:28:56 | |
Short track is basically a fast-moving slippery fight | 2:28:56 | 2:29:00 | |
that comes past every 30 seconds. | 2:29:00 | 2:29:01 | |
A bit like if they polish the floor in a Wetherspoon's. | 2:29:01 | 2:29:04 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:29:04 | 2:29:05 | |
Personally, I am very much looking forward to the biathlon | 2:29:05 | 2:29:09 | |
getting under way. | 2:29:09 | 2:29:10 | |
Although I thought Putin didn't approve of biathletes. | 2:29:10 | 2:29:14 | |
LAUGHTER | 2:29:14 | 2:29:16 | |
APPLAUSE | 2:29:16 | 2:29:17 | |
That's all from Apres-Ski for this week. | 2:29:17 | 2:29:19 | |
I'm Alan Davies, see you next Friday. Good night. | 2:29:19 | 2:29:23 | |
Wh-o-o-o-o-o-a! | 2:29:24 | 2:29:27 |