Episode 1 Let's Play Darts

Last year, eight celebrities joined forces

with the UK's greatest darts champions

to take on the ultimate challenge.

Yes!

The champions - Martin Wolfie Adams and Lee Mack!

There were highs.

Yes! Oh!

There were lows.

AUDIENCE GROANS

Richard, that's pointless.

And now it's back.

Eight more celebrities will step up to the oche

to test their nerve, their steel, their fortitude,

as they stretch every sinew to see if they have what it takes

to be a darts champion.

So grab your arrows and let's play darts for Sport Relief!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Hello and welcome to Let's Play Darts For Sport Relief.

We're back at the home of darts,

the legendary Lakeside, Frimley Green,

for what promises to be a fantastic tournament

all in aid of Sport Relief.

Stars from the world of comedy, entertainment and sport

have each been teamed up with a darting legend

and together they'll do battle

in a nerve-shattering knockout competition,

but just one pair will be crowned

the Let's Play Darts For Sports Relief champions.

And this tournament is all about big scores and big laughs.

Think of it as tonnes of fun.

There'll also be lots of chances for you to get involved

and raise lots of money for Sport Relief, too.

So let's have a look at this year's players and the tournament draw.

There it is, our runners and riders.

Some are going to hit the heights,

some might end up hitting the lights,

but don't worry, we are insured.

The first quarterfinal is about to get under way.

It's Greg Davies and Wolfie Adams

versus Jordan Stephens and Anastasia Dobromyslova.

I'm going to say hi properly in a moment, guys,

but, first, let's find out a little bit more about each team.

MUSIC: How You Like Me Now? By The Heavy

WOLF HOWLS

He does! That's it!

GUNSHOTS

MUSIC: Go by The Chemical Brothers ft Q-Tip

# Get down with the trumpets... #

SAXOPHONE SOLO PLAYS FROM Careless Whisper by George Michael

And here they are, our first quarterfinalists.

I'm so thrilled to have you all here kicking us off this year.

Greg, you're looking a little bit apprehensive, a little bit...

-I don't feel it, Gabby.

-No?

-I don't feel it. I feel focused.

This is the end of a 32-year ambition for me.

I know why I'm here anyway. It's not about the darts.

I'm just a bit of eye candy for the ladies.

WHOOPING

Jordan, you're, you know, the fresh blood coming in here

that we're relying on to kind of shake this thing up and...

Yeah, I think it's just like... I'm really all about the walk-on.

Do you know what I mean?

Like, just been really focusing on...like, the outfit.

It's all about the darts for me, it's not about the walk-on.

-No, for me, it's the walk-on. Definitely the walk-on.

-Oh, thanks!

And the darts! And the darts.

And the darts.

-It's all about the walk-on - and the darts!

-Yeah.

Any final words, Greg?

I always, just before the match, take my underpants off.

CROWD: Ooooh!

Did you know about this, Martin?

I didn't, that's a revelation, that one.

It's a shame, Martin, because you'll have to help me.

I can't do it... I can't do it alone.

Right, OK, guys, I'm sure you've all got the rituals

that you want to go through, whether it's ripping off underwear

or just, you know, kissing your darts, whatever it is,

you go, get ready,

get yourselves into the right frame of mind for a fantastic competition.

Let's go and kiss our darts, man.

And we wish you the very best of luck.

So, here it is, the first quarterfinal.

It's time now to hand you over to our master of ceremonies,

Little Richard Ashdown,

who's waiting to introduce the players on to the Lakeside stage.

Let's play darts for Sport Relief!

The wolf is at the door and it's time to let him in.

Yes, it's the three-time world champion

and one of the sport's all-time greats.

It's Wolfie, Martin Adams!

WOLF HOWLS

MUSIC: Hungry Like the Wolf by Duran Duran

# I'm on the hunt I'm after you... #

Thank you!

# Lost and I'm found And I'm hungry like the wolf... #

Thank you!

# I'm on the hunt I'm after you

# Mouth is alive with juices like wine

# And I'm hungry like the wolf... #

He's a giant of comedy, star of The Inbetweeners and Man Down.

Please welcome him in from the cold.

It's Greg "The Abominable Throw Man" Davies.

MUSIC: Cold As Ice by MOP

# Cold as ice

# You're as cold as ice Willing to sacrifice

# You're as cold as ice Willing to sacrifice

# You're as cold as ice Willing to sacrifice

# You're as cold as ice Willing to sacrifice

# You're as cold as ice Willing to sacrifice

# You're as cold as ice Willing to sacrifice. #

She's a Lakeside favourite and a former women's world champion.

All the way from Russia with love,

it's Anastasia Dobromyslova!

MUSIC: Bring Me to Life by Evanescence

-# Wake me up inside

-Save me

# Call my name and save me from the dark

# Bid my blood to run Before I come undone

-# Save me

-Save me from the nothing I've become

# Now that I know what I'm without... #

He's one half of Rizzle Kicks and a chart-topping prince of pop.

Ladies of Lakeside, go wild for Jordan "The Dart Breaker" Stephens!

MUSIC: Heartbreaker by Mariah Carey ft Jay-Z

# But I just keep on comin' back incessantly

# Oh, why did you have to run your game on me?

# I should have known right from the start

# You'd go and break my heart

# Gimme your love, gimme your love

# Gimme your love, gimme your love

# Gimme your love, gimme your love

# Gimme your love, gimme your love

# Gimme your love, gimme your love

# Gimme your love, gimme your love

# Gimme your love, gimme your love

# Gimme your love Gimme your love. #

Let's go straight across to our commentary team,

Tony Green and Vassos Alexander,

who are joined by last year's semifinalist, Richard Osman.

Vassos, what do you make of the teams in this first match?

Well, Gabby, we have six world titles up on that stage.

We also have two unknown quantities,

of course we do,

and Richard and Tony and I,

we can't wait.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, it's the best of nine legs.

First leg, it's Jordan to throw first.

Game on!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

So we're underway.

Let's play darts for Sport Relief, let's do this.

Yeah, bang on.

Oh, great, this is.

Oh, well.

That's my age! I was doing that just for my age.

Right, you throw 108.

-Those darts know they've been thrown, don't they?

-They sure do.

They'll have to be retired after this game. Put out to stud.

And Martin was pleased with it.

Taking chunks out of 501

and then you must finish on the double to win the leg.

So, with the ice broken and the nerves settled,

let's pick up the action later on in the first leg,

with Jordan requiring 85.

Well, 18 would leave the bull's-eye.

Oh, that's not the one I wanted.

-Take it out!

-Can we have... No?

Can't now finish.

Oh, bad luck. It was good but not good enough!

-Unlucky, son, he went for it.

-Here we go. The double 8 is quaking.

I'm happy with that!

Come on, Greg.

LAUGHTER

Go on!

Oh, yes! Oh, how about that!

-Nails it.

-Cold as ice!

Brilliant.

Look at them, you'd think they'd won the match!

It's only one!

Greg and Martin take the first leg.

Let's rejoin the action in the second leg,

with Jordan at the oche trailing by 60.

AUDIENCE CHEERS

That's the fan club.

Not on a finish yet, though.

170 is the highest possible checkout.

Two treble 20s and then a bull's-eye.

You can finish on the bull's-eye or any of the doubles.

You can't finish on that green bit in the middle of the board,

the half bull, as they call it, worth 25 points.

Greg describes his throwing style

as an overweight man trying to stop himself from falling over.

It's more angry man throwing things hard.

At the moment, it's mighty effective.

This is helpful.

-Yeah, well done.

-Great darts.

So it can be done if he starts with a treble 20,

which he has. Treble 17 for double 18.

Oh, dear!

Oops!

Treble 15 would leave tops.

Started off so well!

Smiling away, but can finish.

16 leaves the bull.

Oh!

It's a big disadvantage being as tall as Greg

or as tall as me playing darts.

You're throwing down all the time.

I think you're supposed to be eye-level with the treble 20,

is, I think, the perfect height,

and me and Greg are eye-level with virtually the ceiling.

There's the one!

There's the board!

That's good darts.

Four.

Oh, dear!

Traditionally, a 9, double 8.

There is the 9.

9 scored. 16 left. Double 8.

-Come on, Jordan.

-The ref's helping him!

Greg hit it. How are you feeling, Jordan?

-Oh, yes!

-How about that!

1-1...!

Showing the pros how it's done!

-We've all fallen on the floor in the comm box.

-Beautiful!

So, to the third leg now,

with Wolfie at the oche in the lead by three points.

This is good.

It is now. Leaving his partner...

CHEERING

33 left.

The first maximum of the match,

and that gets them howling at Lakeside.

Throwing darts. Oh.

OK, he we go.

-I know you'd know that.

-I'll probably miss one.

OK, Greg.

Oh.

13 left, 5, he can do a 5. Leave double 4.

-AUDIENCE MEMBER SHOUTS

-Shut up!

4. Double 2.

Double 2.

Go on, Greg. Oh!

So close.

Martin will be back. Stephens and Dobromyslova back on 175.

This, this is good here.

Andy Fordham's back. We can't wait to see him on that stage.

Two 16s to go ahead in the match. It's a good marker.

-AUDIENCE:

-Oooh!

-LAUGHTER

Yes!

To Martin and Greg.

So, Wolfie and Greg regain their lead.

Here's the next leg with Anastasia at the oche, trailing by 115 points.

We talk about what it's like for the celebrity players but, actually,

for the pros as well, this is an entirely different kettle of fish.

They're not used to people calling out when they're in mid throw.

Greg, you require 119.

Yeah, like that's going to happen(!)

119 the shot.

Well, should have gone for 19s, really.

Yeah, I think the pros find it nerve-racking in a very

different way to...

They know it's a different audience watching as well and they want

to impress, they want to show people what darts is all about.

You know that people like Wolfie as well,

they love the game so much, they want to show people their skill

and the fun that they have and it's very nerve-racking for them.

Oh, no.

Oh, no, just either side of what I want.

Aw. 6. Yes.

So you're even.

At six darts, if they need them.

-Triple 90.

-From 97.

Treble 18. Would have left double 12, but 20.

Anastasia, you require...lots.

-Yes.

-A miracle.

Help yourself, Greg, straight in.

Here we go. Top of the shot

for a 3-1 lead.

Oh, yes.

That one went so hard, he might have trouble removing it.

Never in doubt.

The Phenomenal Snowman, Greg Davies.

Anastasia and Jordan took the next leg, to go 3-2.

We rejoin the action in the sixth leg,

as they look to pull back to 3-3.

How would you approach 122, Richard?

Double 61.

Yeah, good dart.

Yeah, that's nice.

< Er, triple 20.

-Oh, no.

-No, no.

I'll tell you what, here's a moment in the match...

If Martin can take out 72...

..treble 20, double 6 is the shot.

20 for tops now.

Tops for a two-leg lead and to move to within one of the final,

and he pulled it.

Interesting, that.

That was nerves, pure and simple,

from the three-time world champion.

20.

Double top.

Yes!

Oh, dear. What a dart.

Jordan in some danger of getting into the second round here.

So the match is locked at three legs all

and, remember, it's the first to five that goes through.

We rejoin the action in the seventh leg, with Greg and Wolfie behind

and desperate not to lose three legs in a row.

Pulled it, 12,

so a shot.

62.

-Come on, Anastasia.

-That way.

LAUGHTER

Ladies before gentlemen.

Double 16 she needs for a 4-3 lead.

Wasn't far away.

But, but, but.

Tops for Martin Adams,

double 10, needs this.

Gets it!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

That's why he's the champion.

Make no mistake,

he was feeling that.

There was pressure on that double 10.

Greg and Wolfie just one leg away, then.

Here's the eighth.

We join it with Martin to throw with a 62-point lead.

Oooh, yes.

APPLAUSE

And they're 54 points away from the semifinals.

And they will have six darts, if they need them,

to get those 54 points.

Go on, Greg.

Be nice if Greg could do it.

Treble 18, treble 6.

18 scored, you've got.

36 left.

Double 18.

Double 9.

Ooooh!

-Not far away with either of those darts.

-Was pretty good.

But they will be back.

-Martin will look at

-9. Yes! Whoo!

Yes!

Yes!

Oh, dear, still not on a finish.

This might be it.

That might be the last three darts

of Jordan and Anastasia.

Double 4 for Martin Adams!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

No mistake from the three-time world champion.

Greg and Martin go through

and we say a fond farewell

to Jordan and Anastasia.

They go out, but we had a lot of fun with them along the way.

In just a moment I'll be getting all the reaction from the players.

But let's not forget we're all here to raise money for Sport Relief.

Jason Manford went to Ghana to see

how your money can make a difference.

This bus terminal in northern Ghana

is a workplace for hundreds of children living on the streets,

who scrape a living carrying bags for passengers.

I mean, these kids look like they're from the age of six -

five, six, something like that.

Just seems so frenetic,

and imagine this every day.

And that's what 12-year-old Elijah has to face.

He's lived on the streets for the last four years.

Where do you stay at night?

What's that like? Is that scary, to sleep there at night?

Wow.

Where are your parents? Where are your mother and father?

'Elijah's story is heartbreaking,'

but there is hope.

A Sport Relief project that you support gets children

off the streets, into education,

and gives them a chance to be kids again.

So children like Elijah will know that they matter.

It's 9 o'clock. If I was at home,

my kids would be in bed in a warm, safe room.

That's not what Elijah's going to get tonight.

Please, help get children like Elijah off the streets

and into a safe place.

Your support really can change lives,

so please give what you can.

Now I'm joined by Greg Davies and Wolfie Adams,

and Jordan Stephens and Anastasia Dobromyslova,

plus our resident expert, Tony O'Shea.

Guys, it really was a cracker.

It's caused you to sweat a little, I've noticed there, Greg.

That's not what's caused me to sweat.

That's years of over-eating, Gabby.

LAUGHTER

Let's take it right back to the beginning.

The styling it out as they took to the stage

was something to behold.

We had the ice-cool Greg.

How proud are you of that moment in your career?

LAUGHTER

Less proud than I thought I would be.

LAUGHTER

And we thought perhaps that couldn't be surpassed,

and then, Jordan, you came out.

-Bit of Maria.

-Wearing something from the Golden Girls circa 1986.

LAUGHTER

-I don't know, I...

-No, that's all right.

-It's tight,

-but I think you might have just won that particular battle.

-Yeah!

And yet, here I am,

-sitting here. Life is cruel.

-LAUGHTER

Tony, just a quick word from you on what you saw out there.

I was certainly impressed with the walk-ons.

I mean, I think it took them two legs to calm down after them.

I mean, that's a really bad start to a darts commentary, isn't it?

"I was impressed with the walk-ons."

LAUGHTER

But after that, great fight, that.

Anna finished a couple of nice finishes there.

But it wasn't enough from Jordan. That comeback would've been brilliant.

OK, well, let's have a look at some of the best bits,

because we loved that checkout in the first leg, Greg.

I mean, do you know what a dream this is?

Look at the surprise. I'm trying to style it out.

I can't believe it.

Inside I'm going, "No, no!"

Jordan, we just want to have a little look, a closer look -

I'm not sure if you're aware of what you do with your mouth.

Oh, no, it's not my tongue? Please don't say my tongue's out.

LAUGHTER

Yo, that's exactly what I didn't want to happen!

I said to my friends, I was like,

"I'm not very good at darts, right, so what I've got to do

-"is look really cool."

-LAUGHTER

-And I didn't do it.

-Anastasia, you looked like you were having fun

out there. What did you make of Jordan's performance?

Oh, definitely, it was awesome, especially second leg

when he checked out.

I just wanted to kiss him. I was like, "Oh, yeah!"

If only you'd known, Jordan!

LAUGHTER

If I'd known that, then a couple of other legs...

Did you want to kiss ME at any point, Martin?

-No.

-LAUGHTER

I've got to be honest, but no.

Guys, thank you so much for getting us going

-in such magnificent style and for being such great sports.

-Well, we had a great time.

-Yes, unlucky.

-Thank you, thank you, cheers.

So ice-cool Greg and Wolfie have booked themselves a place

in the semifinals, leaving Jordan and Anastasia out in the cold.

I like that, good.

Who will they face in that semifinal?

In just a moment we'll find out.

But first, it's not just the players here at Lakeside

who've joined our celebrity FLIGHT club.

Two more wanted a piece of the darts action

and got more than they bargained for

in the Let's Play Darts Extreme Darts Challenge.

Take a look.

Chris Robshaw, international rugby star, 29,

versus Johnny Vegas, comedian, 45.

Let's...

play...

..darts.

Why not?

Players must throw all three darts at the same time.

11 and 19.

5 and 20.

Oh, falling apart when I do darts on telly!

Robshaw leads.

Three darts. Standard scoring. Swinging board.

This next one, the swaying one,

-I should have an advantage, cos that's how I go through life.

-CHRIS LAUGHS

3.

19.

Hey, well, you hit it.

Oh, God!

10.

10.

Makes your eyes go funny.

Robshaw leads.

Ten seconds, unlimited darts - blindfolded.

This is going to end up like one of those

health and safety warning videos.

THEY LAUGH

Right.

11.

Double 9.

Darts.

Straight ahead. Go right a bit.

Right - no, no, that's... Right, right, right.

No, no, stop.

-Oh,

-BLEEP,

-did I hit your camera?

Robshaw needs 23 points in just ten seconds to win.

Further right, further right.

Double 8.

That's it.

Yes! Yes!

Do you hear that, Dickie Mint?

My sports teacher at school.

Yeah, didn't select me for the rugby, did you?

But what happened?

I challenged myself.

I went out and I found something I COULD do!

You might be captain of England,

BUT I'M MASTER OF DARTS!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Terrific stuff.

Time for our next mouth-watering clash.

Katherine Moose Knuckles Ryan

and Andy the Viking Fordham

take on Mike the Titan Tindall

and Scotty Dog Mitchell.

And while our players wait nervously,

let's find out a little bit more about them.

MUSIC: Uptown Funk by Mark Ronson ft Bruno Mars

MUSIC: Kashmir by Led Zeppelin

MUSIC: You Don't Own The Road by The Kills

CHEERING

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

So that's the teams, and here they are.

Katherine, how do you fancy your chances against Mike?

Does that psych you out?

That's what I love about darts.

None of its champions look like athletes, Gabby.

-Not one of them.

-LAUGHTER

Is that a fair comment, Andy?

Well, I don't wear these trainers for nothing, you know.

LAUGHTER

Mike, you are playing very well,

according to those behind the scenes.

All lies, Gabby. Don't believe everything you hear.

I'll be honest with you.

I want to win this with all my heart.

LAUGHTER

I want to win, but normally I'll play,

I'll compete, but I'll be happy -

you know, if someone else beats me, I'm happy.

Today that's not going to be the case, cos I love darts

and I genuinely want to win.

Do you think your competitive edge is coming out here, Mike?

As I said, Scotty, the first thing to you - if we don't win,

it's your fault and we're in the car park.

He has said that, and that's genuine, yeah.

Will the in-laws be watching, Mike?

I have no idea. That's a very good question. I'm not sure.

I haven't seen a dartboard around the place.

I think it could be a lovely game to introduce, don't you?

You know, a lovely after-dinner game.

I think they've got the room for it.

LAUGHTER

Guys, we wish you all the very best of luck.

It's going to be entertaining. Please, go get yourselves ready.

Now, if you want to get involved in Sport Relief,

go to the address on the screen, where you'll find all sorts

of darts-related fundraising ideas,

a very special Let's Play Darts sweepstake game

and how to get your hands on one of these -

the Sport Relief trolley token.

I've got mine here. I'll see you at the supermarket.

So without further ado, let's go down to the stage,

where MC Little Richard is standing by to introduce the players.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

He's a former world champion and a true darts legend.

He's the Viking you can't help liking.

It's Andy the Viking Fordham!

MUSIC: Rock And Roll by Led Zeppelin

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Been a long, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time. #

She's originally from Canada

but now is one of our country's best-loved comedians.

There's a moose loose aboot this hoose -

it's Katherine Moose Knuckles Ryan!

MUSIC: Salute by Little Mix

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Get your killer heels, sneakers, pumps or lace up your boots

# Representing all the women Salute, salute!

-# Attention!

-Salute!

# Attention! Huh!

# Representing all the women Salute, salute! #

He's the England captain and the 2015 BDO World Champion.

Go barking mad for the big dog of darts,

Scotty Dog Mitchell!

MUSIC: Who Let the Dogs Out by Baha Men

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Who let the dogs out

-# Who, who, who, who?

-Who let the dogs out

# When the party was nice The party was bumpin'

-# Yippie, yi, yo

-And everybody havin' a ball

-# Yippie, yi, yo

-Until the fellas start the name-callin'

-# Yippie, yi, yo

-And the girls respond to the call

# I heard a poor man shout out Who let the dogs out?

# Who, who, who, who?

-# Who let the dogs out?

-Who, who, who, who? #

He's the World Cup winning England rugby team hero.

The big man for the big occasion.

SCRUM and have a go if you think you're hard enough -

it's Mike the Titan Tindall!

MUSIC: Boom! Shake The Room by DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Boom! Shake-shake-shake the room

# Tick-tick-tick-tick, boom!

# Boom! Shake-shake-shake the room

# Boom! Shake-shake-shake the room

# Boom! Shake-shake-shake the room Tick-tick-tick-tick, Boom! #

So once again guiding us through the action is our commentary team.

Tony Green, Vassos Alexander and Richard Osman.

Vassos, this promises to be a thrilling match, doesn't it?

Yeah, well, we're hoping, Gabby, it's going to be a thrilling match.

Mike and Scotty will start as

hot favourites, but you never know.

This is the Lakeside stage,

and stranger things have happened.

First leg, it's Mike to throw first.

Game on!

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Thank you, thank you.

Well, we're expecting big things

from the Titan Tindall.

A Rugby World Cup winner,

he practises darts for an hour every week.

And that's without the extra practice

he's been putting in ahead of this.

MAN: Come on, Katherine!

Thanks, guys. Thanks.

WILD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Take that, Tins.

But I don't want to make it boring,

so I'm not going to do it in the same spot again.

LAUGHTER

Love it!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thanks, guys, thanks.

OK, wait.

Come on, anything over 14

and she's got a three-dart average of over 100!

How about that?

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Oh, dear!

All the pre-match talk about Tindall,

but it's all been Katherine Ryan so far.

One of the finest pairs of shoes

that Lakeside stage has ever seen.

-KATHERINE:

-Yeah!

What do you mean, "yeah"?

Mike Tindall did ask to borrow them.

-MIKE:

-I'll cheer for you, Andy, don't worry.

-KATHERINE:

-But I still want you to do well.

-Oh, thank you.

-KATHERINE:

-Yeah! Woohoo!

-TONY:

-Tiptoe to the oche.

Katherine off to a bright start with a sparkling 106.

Let's rejoin the leg with Scotty Dog throwing 51 points behind.

-KATHERINE:

-Aaaah!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yeah!

On a finish

are Tindall and Mitchell.

Yeah, but this could shake the roof.

Yeah, what can Andy...

Moose Knuckles, Katherine Ryan.

You know what, he could take this out, Mike.

Still could. Treble 20 for double 8.

Unlucky.

56 left.

20,

and a 16.

Katherine, you require 66.

Thanks, thanks, thanks.

Let's see what she hits first, with that first dart.

12 for bull's-eye.

It's close to 12. It's only 2 away from 12.

Nearly bust it.

Well, he'll fancy his chances here.

Scott Mitchell, 16 for double 16.

They call this the best double on the board, double 16.

BELCHING Sorry!

Cos if you miss it and hit the single 16,

double 8 is just above it.

But he's got one more dart at double 16, Scott Mitchell,

to win the first leg.

-He missed it, so....

-Andy's chance.

Andy, what you got?

OK, single 5.

Double 4, Andy.

Oh, double 2, you're still there.

Oh!

-KATHERINE:

-Ah, no!

Mike's chance.

Lucky we're not in a scrum, I'll tell you.

Yes!

And the first leg, Mike and Scott.

He's certainly played before!

Second leg, it's Katherine to throw first. Game on.

Mike trying his best and succeeding.

Here's the next leg, with Mike at the oche,

trailing by 75 points.

-ANDY:

-Mike's getting nowhere near you.

This is good.

Straight in, and follows it in.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I think he was a little excitable on that last dart.

We will see a 180 from Tindall, I suspect.

He was once two darts away

-from the mythical nine-dart finish.

-Was he really?

And then just couldn't finish it off, but...

I was once nine darts away from the mythical nine-dart finish.

-Weren't we all?

-Remember that well.

151, the shot.

Not this time.

Won't be finishing.

He seems nervous, Scotty, doesn't he?

-MIKE:

-Don't worry Scotty, I've got it.

We need as many points as we can.

So what can she take off 181

to leave Andy?

That's unlucky, because 166 is not a finish.

One of those bogey numbers in the 160s where you can't

take it out with three darts.

Treble 18 here leaves double 16. He'll know that, Mike.

So back up to the treble 20,

to leave his partner double 4 if he needs it.

-He's handy, Mike, isn't he?

-Yeah.

Tell you who won't be enjoying this, Tim Vine, watching Mike play now.

No out shot before this throw.

His wife.

When Scott misses this...

He's missed two darts at double 16.

Third time lucky for the Scotty Dog.

And you're right, Richard, he DOES look nervous.

-16.

-On the wire.

Interesting. Katherine now, with a shot at the double.

We saw Roisin last year, we saw Lisa Tarbuck last year.

-In that bit.

-Hitting doubles.

KATHERINE SCREAMS

-That's good.

-You can win.

-You've got to keep going.

-Oh, I get three chances?

-Yeah.

You do, if you get the same place.

It's not far away.

Pressure on Mike now.

Yeah, he has to hit this.

Double 8, just above.

And that's a good marker.

-Game is yours.

-A good game.

Mike and Scott.

Terrific finishing from Mike Tindall.

He did it in the first leg, he's done it in the second leg.

Mike and Scotty take the next leg, and with a three-leg lead,

Katherine tries a new tactic to gain some advantage.

Your wife is my favourite clothing shop.

-ANDY:

-That's it, Katherine, that's it.

This is his big fear.

Is that he's very bad, Mike, on a bad day.

Hasn't been a bad day yet.

He's hit two doubles.

-It's a good match.

-KATHERINE:

-You're just copying him.

Trying to.

Katherine and Andy way ahead in this fourth leg.

Andy will have a chance after Katharine's three darts.

She can't now finish.

-It's OK.

-Scott and Mike back on 267.

-That's it, let them go, mate.

-There he is, rock solid at the oche.

-His action doesn't change, does it?

-No movement.

Perfect.

-Andy, you require 102.

-You need it, Andy.

-Go, Andy.

-Come on, Andy.

-Come on.

Yeah!

Yes, OK. Single 10.

Double 16 you want.

Game.

Andy Fordham, Katherine Ryan.

We wanted that, we wanted to see Andy take a set.

Destroyed them in that leg.

Katherine's sledging tactics seemed to be paying off as she

and Andy take the fifth leg.

Let's pick it up in the sixth,

as Moose Knuckles lines up her next three darts.

Look at Katherine, she fancies this now.

-She wants a place in the semifinals.

-What?!

Why do you say it like that?

Why can't you, if you're like, "O-O-O-ONE HUNDRED!"

Why can't you be like "FI-I-I-IVE"?!

FI-I-I-IVE!

CHEERING

It's a valid point, you have a very valid point.

-I think so.

-I don't think that's ever been brought up, before.

Well, I'm here to help, Scotty.

He's finally missed one.

He's really staring that treble out.

Look at it.

-Thank you.

-Right in the middle.

Moving very close now.

He's smiling, Scott,

but that smile turned a little bit into a frown before he threw.

Good last dart.

Really good last dart to find the treble - and needed it.

Look at that.

And that.

Home on the range.

Back in the treble 20.

Come on, Andy.

You're the one that's forcing it through.

Yes, another two of them.

That's OK.

Scott, you require 138.

I think he ought to do it with this throw.

The way Andy's throwing and the way Scott and Mike

have slightly gone off the boil, difficult to pick a favourite here.

More good darts from Katherine. Very interesting now.

Double 18, that's a great first dart from Mike Tindall.

That's a great marker.

That is pure class.

-RICHARD:

-Mike and Scott.

You forget what that guy's done in his career, don't you?

Seventh leg, it's Mike to throw first.

Katherine and Andy take the seventh leg to pull it back to 3-4.

Here's the eighth leg with Katherine continuing with the trash talk.

-Hang on, hang on.

-What?

19.

OK. Oh, I feel like Andy's carrying my entire team.

Now I know how Zara must feel. I mean, listen...

Listen...

You're really good at this game.

I hope we can stay friends.

He was playing better until she started with the trash talking.

Yeah, absolutely right.

But all's fair in love and Let's Play Darts For Sport Relief.

Good hit.

Well played.

Well, Andy was...

This would be a way to win, wouldn't it?

Yeah, but kind of needs it, can't now hit it.

So if...

Andy can hit double 17, we're going all the way to a deciding leg.

Wow!

A match that looked like it was going quite...

A dart away from a deciding leg.

Two 17s.

Come on, Andy. Over the top.

No score.

Oh, dear.

Well, match point once again for Scott Mitchell.

We want it to go all the way.

16.

Double top for the match.

Missed it again.

He can't hit his doubles today, Scott Mitchell.

How about that?

Will it be left to Mike Tindall to win it

or can Katherine produce a miracle?

Two 17s, Katherine. Up a bit.

Work your way up.

Come on.

-Work your way down.

-One to go.

-SHE SCREAMS

-No score.

Now then.

Mike, you require 20.

For the match.

For the match.

Ooh, that's WAY off.

Double 10.

And another.

Nerves are there.

-Come on, Andy!

-Andy, you require 34.

I bet Andy did not think he'd have another chance at double 17.

It's not a double the pros particularly like.

But he does right now.

-Andy and Katherine.

-Get in there. What a match.

So it's all square, and we join the deciding leg with Mike Tindall

facing a double that would see him through to the semifinals.

This is for the match - double top.

Double 10.

-KATHERINE:

-That won't do, Mike, right on the outside, Mike.

Oh, double 4!

When he comes back.

Big score here and it's interesting.

Yeah, I tell you what,

they won't want to miss too many more doubles, Mike and Scott.

Scott's really struggled with his finishing in this match.

That's good.

This is for the match. Double 4 for Scott.

Well, you have to say in the end they limped over the line,

but they did get over the line.

The favourites, Mike Tindall and Scott Mitchell are through,

but well played, Andy, and well played, Katherine.

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Now I'm joined by Katherine and Andy, Mike and Scotty

and the ever-insightful Tony O'Shea.

APPLAUSE Yeah, I think that does deserve a huge round of applause.

What a comeback, what a game.

Tony, enjoyed it?

Great game. I mean, obviously I'm a bit biased cos I'm a pal of Andy's,

but the concentration and the scoring power

brought back the years. It was brilliant.

Katherine, let's have a look at your first dart here.

What's going through your head?

I felt like I should get it in the middle!

And did you surprise yourself with your reaction,

-your celebration there?

-Oh, I love a celly.

That's what we call it in ice hockey.

A little too much celly, frowned upon. Not in my house.

And we have some stats. Do you mind

if I share some stats with you? I think you're going to like these.

Your three-dart average was actually very, very close.

46.05, Mike - and Katherine, 37.11.

-OK.

-But you're going to like this, because of course

we saw in the first quarterfinal, Greg Davies emerge victorious.

But his three-dart average was 34.2.

Ooh!

So you have a better three-dart average than him

and you scored 106 as your highest, with the three darts - his, 92.

So overall you're just a much better darts player than Greg Davies.

And human being.

Mike, I guess, when the pressure really was on

at the end there, that's when the true sportsman inside you

had to step up, and it was Scotty actually who leaned over

and kind of reminiscent, maybe, of Martin Johnson or Jonny Wilkinson

leaning over and getting hold of you and saying, "Focus, lad."

I was trying to go just go basics, back to basics, just hit 60s,

but I couldn't even do that, but, yeah, he got angry with me,

but that's what I wanted him to do. That's why he's the world champion,

he needs to bring me back to focus, if that's what it takes.

You're an intimidator,

so I had to intimidate you to wake you up, that was all.

I wouldn't go as far as to say you intimidated me, but all right.

Let's have a little look at that final checkout

that has taken Mike and Scotty through to that semifinal.

Bearing in mind that I've won a world championship up there,

I've never ever thrown a dart at a double more nervous than that,

in all the time that I've been playing at Lakeside.

I was really feeling it there, I really was.

Guys, thank you so, so much

for providing such a fantastic sporting spectacle.

Remember, you can still text to donate and do your bit for

Sport Relief, but for now that's two quarterfinals down.

Mike and Scotty have kicked Katherine and Andy into touch

and rock on into the semis, where they'll face Greg and Wolfie.

Next time, we'll be back with more darting doubles,

when Robbie Savage, Tim Vine, Jon Richardson

and Kate Humble will all be throwing for gold.

You've just got enough time to get your fancy dress dry-cleaned.

See you then. Goodbye.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

MUSIC: Higher by Sigma ft Labrinth

# Then I guess I've had enough... #

180!

# And what is love

# If there's still a chance of something... #

Double 16 remains.

# If it's building up to nothing

# But never see how far we've come... #

This is for the match...

# Higher, higher, higher

# We keep looking up Higher, higher, higher

# But we're still not high enough

# Higher, higher, higher We keep looking up

# Higher, higher, higher

# But we're still not high enough. #