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Hello and welcome to

The Premier League Show.

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This week we've come to the capital

for a special look ahead

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to the weekend's main event.

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Over 60,000 fans will pack out

the Emirates on Saturday lunchtime,

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eager in anticipation of the 194th

north London derby, the latest

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chapter of one of English

football's greatest rivalries.

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Can he do it? Yes, he can.

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Oh, I say, brilliant!

What a goal!

And that might be the Championship

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clinching goal.

Always intense.

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DANCE MUSIC

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Incredible strike by Harry Kane.

Van

Persie!

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Gareth Bale for Tottenham. Great

goal.

Fabregas, and it's through!

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It's for - four. Unbelievable.

You

couldn't make this up.

He's won it!

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This is Roy of the Rovers stuff.

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So many memorable moments down the

years but what of the two club's

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future is?

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As important as Saturday's game

is towards local bragging rights,

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and even the title picture,

there are perhaps even more pressing

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matters facing Arsenal and Spurs.

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To address some of these issues,

we've assembled a panel

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of experts, each well versed

in this particular rivalry.

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Jermaine Jenas played over

150 times for Tottenham

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during a seven-and-a-half-year spell

at White Hart Lane, and was part

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of the last Spurs side

to win a major trophy.

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A lifelong Gooner, Alex Scott has

also represented the Arsenal Ladies

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side with great distinction

in a career that's

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claimed 19 major honours.

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John Cross is the chief football

writer of the Daily Mirror,

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and author of The Inside Story

of Arsenal Under Wenger.

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Entrepreneur, electronics pioneer,

football club chairman, politician,

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and star of his own reality TV show,

Lord Sugar has occupied many

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roles over the years,

but the one constant is that

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of fervent Spurs fan.

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So, with our guests in place,

let's get down to business.

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We'll start with the home side

for whom the phrase "mixed start"

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might almost have been invented.

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COMMENTATOR: Arsenal hope this

season's absence from the Champions

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League paves the way for a genuine

crack at the title. Giroud! It's in.

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For- three, Arsenal. Liverpool have

swept Arsenal side here today.

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# I've passed this way before

# And I've felt this pain before

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winning it for Watford!

I want to

see who's up for it and who's up for

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the challenge and I felt today that

none of them were.

Arsenal, 12

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points off the league leaders now.

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On the pitch with Arsenal so far

this season it feels a little bit

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like same old dame old, doesn't it?

It feels like Groundhog Day. I think

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again it's going to be a scramble

for a top four placed rather than

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challenging for the title. That is

disappointing because Arsene

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Wenger's decision to stay on after

the FA Cup Final was based on the

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facts, can he put Arsenal to the

next level? Arsenal seem to be in a

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frustrating place. They are nearly

there and you nearly want them to

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click on but I feel they are in the

second year of Challenger is pushing

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for top four rather than challenging

for the title.

Did his decision to

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delay his announcement about his

contract, whether he was staying,

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last season, has it had a knock-on

effect into this season?

It

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contributed to performances last

season and for the fans there was a

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lack of clarity and which direction

the club were going in. I think it's

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had a knock-on effect. He brought in

Lacazette but there is still

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something missing in the club where

we haven't clicked on and that's

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where we're seeing the likes of

Tottenham, it seems like they have

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more of a strategic plan.

I've been

a great fan of Arsene Wenger four

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years. He's had them in the

Champions League for 20 odd years,

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hasn't he? I don't think anyone else

has achieved that. I think there's

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precipitation down to the players,

what I'd called adverse publicity,

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external influences from the media,

uncertainty of contracts of some of

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the players, uncertainty whether

Arsene is going to hack it any more

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and that goes down to the pitch, I

have to say. It's reminiscent of my

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days at Spurs where the players were

resigned to the fact that we were

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useless because the media were

saying we were useless. Until

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Jermaine come along!

What seemed to

have happened at Arsenal, the AGM

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highlighted this, there is a

disconnect between the fans and the

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board. They feel that the board does

not really care about them and their

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club and it's very much a business

and there are a set of fans who

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really care. They need to believe as

well.

I know we are talking about

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Arsenal but this is a warning sign

for cotton as well. Arsenal built a

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beautiful stadium -- a warning sign

for Spurs as well. A lot of the

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unrest has come along. A lot of the

fans, although they love the lovely

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stadium, Deila Highbury just as much

if not more and they don't feel the

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reason to dip into their pockets,

they are wondering why we aren't in

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the mix for these players? They are

paying all this money to watch the

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team play and they've gone backwards

inside three. It's not making sense

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which is where the disconnect comes

between the fans and the club.

Do

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you think the fans take Arsene

Wenger for granted? In the time he's

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been there, Liverpool haven't won

the league, Arsene Wenger did it

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three times.

That's always been the

's argument, be careful what you

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wish for, which, I wouldn't say it

has kept Arsene Wenger in a job, but

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he has been so consistent and you

shouldn't underestimate that. When

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people look back they will

appreciate it.

Absolutely, he got a

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standing ovation because he showed a

love for the club and the desire to

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win and he bleeds Arsenal can be a

top side.

Arsene is a very clever

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man -- and he believes Arsenal can

be a top side. He is against other

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clubs with a big cheque-book he

can't compete. Medium players, I say

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medium, £50 million players, not

£111, I cannot win now.

Arsenal will

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say that Spurs are pushing.

I don't

want to be a downer on Spurs...

Not

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so early on!

I'm always a realistic

person and when you've got two clubs

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who have a cheque-book and go out

and buy the best players, aren't

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going to compete.

When you say that,

you're talking about Manchester City

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and United?

United to a certain

extent but city, for sure.

What

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about Chelsea? The last two Premier

League champions come Chelsea and

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Leicester.

You've just got to look

at the owners, they don't really

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understand the tactics and this and

that and the other. Who's the best

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player in the world, go and buy him,

doesn't matter how much it costs

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because they'll get it out of the

oil well. That's the terrible state

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football is in.

Didn't Leicester

give us a glimmer of hope that...?

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That season, some of the so-called

big clubs were sorting themselves

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out and worked in competition. It

was an amazing thing that happened

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and good luck to Leicester and

stupid Tottenham should have taken

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their chances then. If ever there

was a chance for us to win the

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league we should have done it then.

Are the Arsenal fans prepared to go

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through a period of transition where

you may go through two or three

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managers before you get the goose

that lays the golden egg? That could

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take six or seven years.

It could

and that's where the hierarchy are

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looking. Had they had the right

candidates to replace Arsene Wenger?

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That's where, OK, Arsenal are

looking for the longer term plan.

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Spurs have been climbing the table.

Every season Arsenal are picking up

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silverware and Spurs have yet to do

that.

Arsenal are fed up with

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pushing for the top four. They want

the title.

I imagine quite fed up

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indeed if these contracts for the

likes of Sanchez and Wilshere money

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out and they leave.

We had it with

Sol Campbell, yeah. David Pleat,

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bless him, and George Graham said at

the time, Chairman, leave it to us.

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Don't worry, don't worry, he's going

nowhere. I said to them, gentlemen,

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sadly you are as though

old-fashioned and entrenched in the

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business, you don't understand the

effect of the Bosman rule. This

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agent of Mr Campbell does understand

it. They said no, Chairman, leave it

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to us, he'll be here next season.

That was history! May be what's

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going on with Wilshere and the same.

Burn down the contract, somebody

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gets them for free and they

campaigned them higher wages without

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the transfer fee.

Do you think

Wanger has resigned himself to that?

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I think he has with Sanchez, I think

Sanchez will play for Manchester

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City. Ozil is going to leave for

free and I think Wilshere is

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different, I think he'd like to

play.

Why has that been allowed to

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happen?

If you are at the top of

Arsenal, you'd look at Sanchez and

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Ozil, I know he hasn't performed

well but they are world stars and

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you'd build a team around that and

make sure they are continually at

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the club. How has it come to the

point where you are toning down 60

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million quid and letting him walk

away for free? It adds to the fans'

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unrest?

That's my point, Jermaine.

I'm being devil 's advocate, I don't

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believe the player would have gone.

You wouldn't have turned down 60

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million, would you? You'd be nuts,

as the club come if you thought he

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was going.

From the player's

perspective, when we know a player

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doesn't want to be at the club, they

want to go, but against Manchester

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City he is in the line-up over

Lacazette. You'd think I've

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committed my future but I've got a

player ahead of me who doesn't want

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to be here. I suppose that's more a

question of what's going on?

What is

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successful Arsenal this season?

Getting back in the Champions

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League?

100% committed they get in

the top four, they must qualify that

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as success because it looks

impossible. They've got a good

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squad, they really have, but the way

things are going, that would be a

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successful season for Arsenal.

I'm

hoping it happens, Jermaine! And a

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good cup run.

You won two cups over

the last oblivious and you're still

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saying you take that.

Top four would

be a remarkable finish for Arsenal,

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bear in mind everything that's

happened. And again a tribute to

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Begg's consistency and longevity. I

have in the foggiest why he

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continues to beat himself up -- to

Wenger's consistency.

You wouldn't

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say you are fired to Arsene Wenger?

No, tremendous admiration.

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After a slow start, Spurs have found

their feet and now they are the

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leading Londoners.

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their feet and now they are the

leading Londoners.

Much has been

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said about Spurs's so-called Wembley

kudu. The sucker punch with two and

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a half minutes to play. -- Wembley

kudu.

Kane hasn't scored in August.

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An equaliser for Burnley. Tottenham

can't win at Wembley.

Kane! August

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has gone and September has arrived

and Kane is back among the goals.

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Eriksen comes up trumps. Spurs have

their first Premier League victory

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at Wembley.

Kane!

Tottenham Hotspur,

four, Liverpool, Walton.

What a

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night for Tottenham. Spurs, three,

where Madrid, one.

The result will

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reverberate through the continent --

Real Madrid.

We started have

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confidence at Wembley.

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Obviously Spurs took a while to get

going at Wembley and a slow start in

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the league but the performance

against Real Madrid in the Champions

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League at Wembley must be their

benchmark now, hasn't it?

It was a

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realisation for Pochettino and the

players and the club of where they

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want to be and how they want to is

be perceived. A couple of seasons

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ago in the Europa League they went

to Baresi Dortmund and everyone

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expected a lot and it didn't quite

happen. -- bushie Dortmund. This

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year was the year for the manager to

go, I've got this team and I'm going

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to make them even better. As a

player, when you come through

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moments like that it makes you grow

and I expect the team to kick on and

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achieve big things.

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We are talking about Pochettino

potentially one of the best managers

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in Europe. He has every attribute, I

think, out there, you can't fail to

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like him. He's an excellent

tactician, the players adore him,

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you see the connection. How will he

win a major trophy at Tottenham?

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Particularly when he's balancing the

demands of the team, demands of the

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club, moving to a new stadium and

the financial pressures that will

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bring. It's a huge job in front of

him.

It

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is a feeling at the moment that the

players feel there are onto

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something. They feel, we've got

something here. The Real Madrid

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result, as far as the fans were

concerned, that was our winning the

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Premier League moment. That was it,

you couldn't do better than that.

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Real Madrid in the Champions League

and we beat them big-time.

B is the

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one manager, Pochettino, who has the

potential to make spares the closest

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challengers. What he's doing is

overachieving and I think to do that

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he's got together this young group

of players, he's got them all

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believing they're playing wonderful,

attacking, attractive football. He

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really is doing something special, I

think.

He has to keep those players

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and you think when they look around

at their contemporaries at other

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clubs and know they are not being

paid as much, eventually it's going

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to start to work a little bit.

Yes,

and players are known for what you

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win, silverware. When do we say,

this is the season they have to win

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something? With the Real Madrid

game, the pressure wasn't on them in

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that game. I just think, when are

they going to kick on, get some

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silverware, because it is different

when you have to do produce those

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performances consistently. It's

against Real Madrid. If Real Madrid

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go away and when that game it is,

OK, they were playing against Real

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Madrid. I am saying consistently

producing performances instead of

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those one-off moments. Bee it'll be

the thing we talk about or who knows

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how long. He will be there until he

does win something.

He has the

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opportunity to win the League Cup

the other day.

That can be a great

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stepping stone. Us the fact you

don't want to waste your time and

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put your energy into the League Cup,

I think that's wrong.

That is a bit

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of silverware missed already.

We

have to remember what this manager

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has created. Dele Alli getting a

link with Barcelona, Real Madrid.

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These top players for Spurs are

getting linked with the best clubs

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in world football. These are players

that'll be able to walk into the

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team at Real Madrid or Barcelona and

a lot of that is on the basis of

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what raise your budget you has done.

Do they need to win something?

--

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that is on the basis of what

Pochettino has done. I think it is

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on the vision of trying to achieve,

trying to win. The minutes that goes

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away, I think you do lose the focus

of someone like Harry Kane. Harry is

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one of those players, he seems to be

the one that will stay. He's still

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going to have to incentivise him in

terms of, what are we doing this

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season? What are we trying to

achieve?

Comments like Danny Rose's

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in the summer don't help. Having to

Google transfers. Walker has a

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championship medal. Some players

might ask more questions.

If you go

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back to the great Sir Alex Ferguson,

if he had a player like Danny Rose

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make a statement like he did in the

media, he would have been dead meat,

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gone.

What he spoke was the truth.

You shouldn't have said it and done

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it in the way you did and you can

understand why at the top end of a

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football club you would say, get

out, mate. The only problem is that

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Manchester United, when you're dead

and finish and he kicks them out the

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door, inevitably you go down. At

Tottenham and your Danny Rose, he

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kicks him out the door and he goes

up. He will go to Manchester City,

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PSG.

Not now, Jermaine, because we

are a contender now. We came second

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last year, we are a big club now.

So

you've got Danny Rose basically

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kicking off, making it clear he

wants to go. He's made that crystal

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clear. But as an asset as well as

the player, if you completely derail

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him, completely put him in the

reserves, you just topped off 20

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million from his transfer fee.

You

only have to do it once and to make

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a statement and say, don't mess with

me. He should have been dismissed

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immediately and then he made a

pathetic apology which got about

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that much space in the back pages.

You have a magnifying glass... Danny

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Rose apologises.

Let's move on to

the new ground and let's not get

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into a debate about whether they

will start the beginning of the 20

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18th season. What fans will want is

we got a lovely stadium, we want to

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keep on being able to pay the top

salaries to players, bringing top

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players. They don't want to have to

sacrifice that for four or five

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seasons.

I think that is where

Tottenham's plans come into place.

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They have a young team, Arsenal

moved into the new stadium and you

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had players coming towards the end

of their careers are they had to go

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through a transition. Tottenham, I

think you have it all, you have the

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young team to build on, the new

stadium. It's all upwards. We went

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through the transition phase at the

Emirates.

You brought the end of an

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era into a new era.

And tried to

rebuild it, as well. Tottenham is

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all about having a young manager in

Pochettino, managing to keep the

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young squad together during a period

of great upheaval and transition.

It

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is the belief we have and also don't

forget we have a few kids in the

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background coming through. He's very

interested in those kids and he's

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giving them a chance.

He has given

them a chance. They were talking

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about a player and the main part of

the puzzle is keeping the manager at

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Spurs.

That is where you start it.

I

think part of the Bulls, as well, is

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to win something without spending a

fortune. -- part of the buzz. I

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don't think he wants to take the

easy route, he wants to do to the

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right way. He's probably at the most

perfect club in Europe to do that.

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They're not going to go crazy with

finances, they have a very good

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youth academy and he will want to be

part of that special moment when it

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comes.

Does anybody think they won't

finish above Arsenal? No.

Spurs have

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changed. Arsenal have had 20 years

of dominance in north London thanks

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to Arsene Wenger. I think people who

say, oh, you should have higher

0:21:590:22:03

sites than finishing above your

rivals never understand the dynamics

0:22:030:22:06

of a derby and what it means to

fans. It means everything. It's been

0:22:060:22:13

a great comfort for Wenger.

And

things are changing. Thank you so

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much to John, Alex, Jermaine, Lord

Sugar. Some really interesting

0:22:210:22:25

topics we discussed. Let's see in a

year's time, which prophecies come

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true.

Same time same place?

Same

place.

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So a huge game to relish

on Saturday, and that's just

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the beginning of another

action-packed weekend,

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as the Premier League returns

following the international break.

0:22:380:22:39

as the Premier League returns

following the international break.

0:22:390:22:42

They've nipped it in the second

minute of injury time. Splendid, to

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break the deadlock.

Sam Vokes has

done it for Burnley!

Trying to find

0:22:480:22:56

that balance between starting

defensively and our defensive record

0:22:560:23:00

is not too bad but you have to find

some momentum going forward. Seven

0:23:000:23:03

goals in 11 games is not a

particularly good tally.

Our

0:23:030:23:12

confidence in terms of what we can

achieve is at a particularly low

0:23:120:23:17

ebb, I don't think so. What worries

me about statistics.

In the last two

0:23:170:23:32

years we beat them twice so we know

we can beat them. We play 100%.

0:23:320:23:38

We've had an up and down start to

the season. Adam Lallana is coming

0:23:380:23:45

back. He's a massive player.

Hopefully we can do that.

It's

0:23:450:23:58

difficult to fight for the title

again. Every team wants to win

0:23:580:24:03

against Chelsea.

Anthony Marty Al

takes them ahead -- Anthony Martial.

0:24:030:24:18

And Watford have the lead! The young

Brazilian.

0:24:180:24:22

Oh, it's in! Peter Crouch, a great

header.

0:24:320:24:36

Plenty more by way of preview

of the Premier League weekend

0:24:360:24:38

on Football Focus this

Saturday lunchtime.

0:24:380:24:40

The north London derby

gets things under way,

0:24:400:24:42

and then at 3 o'clock leaders

Manchester City travel

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to Leicester hoping to extend

their 8-point advantage.

0:24:440:24:46

At the other end of the table

Crystal Palace face Everton

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while Swansea travel to high-flying

Burnley.

0:24:490:24:50

Under pressure Tony Pulis

and West Brom have a tough-looking

0:24:500:24:53

task against Chelsea,

before Manchester United play

0:24:530:24:55

Newcastle in the tea-time game.

0:24:550:24:56

On Sunday David Moyes

takes charge of West Ham

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for the first time at Watford,

and then Brighton and Stoke

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round things off on Monday night.

0:25:040:25:06

Lots to look forward to,

and hopefully plenty of goals.

0:25:060:25:11

These days it seems that it's not

simply the act of scoring alone

0:25:110:25:14

that's enough to make a statement,

but how you then mark

0:25:140:25:17

that big moment.

0:25:170:25:17

# It ain't what you do...

0:25:210:25:26

# It ain't what you do... Scoring a

goal is a rare and wonderful thing

0:25:260:25:28

and according to most footballers,

there's no feeling in the world that

0:25:280:25:31

can quite match it for sheer

elation. Well, apart from scoring

0:25:310:25:35

two goals, I suppose. Or three.

Anyway, how does one translate that

0:25:350:25:40

most intangible of the feelings into

an appropriate celebration

0:25:400:25:42

afterwards?

# It is your thing, do what you want

0:25:420:25:50

to do

0:25:500:25:50

to do and

# Whilst today's offerings tend

0:25:500:25:53

tantamount to dance, it used to be

fairly formal. During much of the

0:25:530:26:00

early 20th century, a firm handshake

and a ruffle of the moustache

0:26:000:26:03

sufficed. A particularly fine strike

might warrant a doffing of the cap,

0:26:030:26:08

but anything more extravagant was

considered bad form and could result

0:26:080:26:12

in deportation to Australia.

He was

disgusted, as well he might be.

0:26:120:26:19

Despite the fact that the 60s and

70s were known for their disco

0:26:190:26:22

extravaganzas, old pitch -- on pitch

celebrations didn't match up. By the

0:26:220:26:31

1980s, this deranged, seemingly

never ending - was merely par for

0:26:310:26:34

the course. Invite, major

international tournaments proved to

0:26:340:26:42

be fertile ground for the revolution

of goal celebrations. Roger Miller

0:26:420:26:46

showing corner flags the time of

their lives. Going Patrick Swayze,

0:26:460:26:51

putting baby in the corner, and

Gazza getting images the on field

0:26:510:26:55

dentistry at Euro 96. However, it

wasn't until the advent of the

0:26:550:27:01

Premier League that goal

celebrations really came into their

0:27:010:27:03

own. For some, the sheer

unadulterated joy of scoring allowed

0:27:030:27:11

them to bend the very laws of

physics. Whilst for others, those

0:27:110:27:16

laws remained firmly in place. Some

used their post-goal celebrations to

0:27:160:27:22

deliver a knockout satirical blow.

Jimmy Bullard does the Phil Brown,

0:27:220:27:28

sit them down and gives them a

ticking off.

Whilst others used it

0:27:280:27:32

to receive one. Then again, Wayne

does have a history of picking

0:27:320:27:38

fights with himself. Jurgen

Klinsmann's famous dies were used to

0:27:380:27:44

silence his critics. Whilst Robbie

Fowler's touchline snorting and him

0:27:440:27:47

plenty of new ones. And of course

there's always been room for a spot

0:27:470:27:51

of dad dancing. However, as the

inspiration well begins to run dry,

0:27:510:27:57

we've been subjected to

monstrosities like this... This...

0:27:570:28:01

And worst of all, this... It's not

looking good, is it? So where do we

0:28:010:28:09

go from here? A dance studio,

apparently, to figure out the future

0:28:090:28:12

of goal celebrations. Cue the

montage!

0:28:120:28:15

It's a lot harder than it looks,

this celebration law. I think I'll

0:28:280:28:31

leave it to the professionals. You

do it best, guys. Anyone know where

0:28:310:28:35

you can get eight two dry-cleaned?

0:28:350:28:37

I'm not sure we'll be seeing

Ben on Match Of The Day

0:28:370:28:40

or Strictly just yet.

0:28:400:28:42

Don't forget, if you've

missed anything, then

0:28:420:28:44

the show is on the iPlayer.

0:28:440:28:45

Next Thursday we'll be

in the Premier League leaders'

0:28:450:28:47

back yard in Manchester,

but until then enjoy

0:28:470:28:49

your footballing weekend

and enjoy it on the BBC.

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Goodbye.

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