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Despite falls in the cost of clothing, another big rise in

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house prices and in rail fares puts more strain on household budgets.

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We'll speak to our business editor about

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the wider economic implications. Also this lunchtime:

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Iraqi security forces launch a military operation to try to retake

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the city of Tikrit, currently in the hands of Islamic State militants.

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Not in crisis - the Justice Secretary tells the BBC

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that prisons in England and Wales are coping under stress.

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Shots are fired at police, as unrest continues in Missouri over

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the shooting dead by police of an unarmed black teenager.

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A species at tipping point - new warnings that the African

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elephant could become extinct within a century.

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And at the end of the bulletin I'll have a joke for you -

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it's up to you whether you think it deserves to be called

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the best one-liner of the year. On BBC London, a gang wearing

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burgers who staged a heist at Selfridge's are jailed.

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Good afternoon and welcome to the BBC News at One.

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Figures out today show how house prices

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and rail fares are still putting a strain on people's pockets.

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Despite a fall in the rate of inflation from 1.9 to 1.6%,

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UK house prices hit a record high in the 12 months to June.

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And on the trains, rail passengers in England face

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a rise in average ticket prices of 3.5% in the new year.

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Our transport correspondent Richard Westcott will have more on

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that shortly, and we'll also talk to our business editor, Kamal Ahmed.

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But first our personal finance correspondent

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Simon Gompertz has been to the Cotswolds to report on how it's

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not just London where properties are becoming unaffordable.

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Stow on the Wold, chocolate box town in the Cotswolds, not quite London

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prices but for the pay you get here homes or even harder to afford. A

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three-bedroom house can cost half ?1 million because so many want a

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country hideaway. That leaves workers like Becky, soon to get

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married, struggling to buy or rent. She has lost hope of finding a small

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home in her own town. It makes me feel bad because I don't want to

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live in my parents' pockets and I want to start on my own. It makes me

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feel awful because I want to afford stuff. Affordability has as much to

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do with pay as the cost of the home you are buying, here second home

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buyers and those retiring have pushed prices up way above what many

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people working in the Cotswolds can manage. Whilst the typical London

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home cost ten times the average annual wage, there are other areas

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in England which are even more unaffordable including

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Stratford-upon-Avon, and here in the Cotswolds warily standard home is 19

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times the average local wage. There are new homes nearby, but they are

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mostly expensive too. This is on the market 389,000 950, four bedrooms.

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The can -- local earnings are maybe ?19,000 per year, house prices start

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at 200,000 so it is one hell of a jump. Talk of London houses coming

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off the boil could have an impact here but it would take a big move to

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bring towns like this within the reach of local buyers.

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are becoming unaffordable. A significant part of many people's

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budgets is taken up with transport costs and today's inflation news

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will mean no let-up in the increasing cost of rail travel.

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Fares are linked to August's inflation figure

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and only intervention from the Chancellor will stop them going up

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in England by an average of 3.5%. It is the one thing you can rely on

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with the railways, the annual fare rise. Almost every year for a decade

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the Government has put up ticket prices by more than inflation and it

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is happening again next year with no end in sight. I would like to see

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the long-term aspiration of fares going up by no more than inflation

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every year but we are at a time of investing ?40 billion in the

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railway. The biggest investment since Victorian times. From January

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the rise for regulated fares including season tickets will be

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inflation plus 1%, an average of 3.5%, but some tickets could rise by

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as much as 5.5%, as long as the rail company cuts a single ticket price

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elsewhere. If it were to be any more expensive it would be quite

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crippling. I wouldn't be able to afford it myself if it wasn't for my

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company paying it for me. So, where does your money go? For every pound

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spent, around 26p goes on things like this, new stations. 25p goes on

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staff, 22p goes on maintaining the trains and track. Take out money for

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fuel and interest payments, it leaves 3p in the pound as the annual

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profit. Labour would also increase fares but they would like -- abolish

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the Flex system and bring in the legal right to the lowest fare. They

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would also look back at what they were paying in 2010 when David

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Cameron came to power, in Swindon ?6,500 for a season ticket, this

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year ?8,000, and they will be counting the cost of the Government.

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The level in Wales has not been set yet and there is no planned rise in

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Northern Ireland. There is one glimmer of hope, the Government has

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a track record of putting the rise at the last minute, and with an

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election looming that could happen again.

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in England by an average of 3.5%. Let's crunch some numbers now with

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our Business Editor Kamal Ahmed. What are the broader implications of

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this news? There are some glimmers of good news. There is a lot of

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upward pressure on rail prices, house prices are still increasing

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rapidly, but looking at some of the other staples that make up everyday

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life, clothing prices are coming down, food prices are coming down.

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The reason for a lot of this is because the UK economy is doing very

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well, our currency is powerful, that means imports coming into this

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country like clothing and food are cheaper, which is being fed through

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to consumers because there is a battle on the high street for the

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money we may have. The other important issue is wage inflation is

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also very depressed. The key issue for all these facts and figures is

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what does it mean for interest rates? I think that today's figures,

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saying that prices are coming down, means any interest rate rise has

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probably been pushed slightly further into the future. Next year

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or this year? The consensus is for next year and I see that being

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pushed out further, given the results today, which still show that

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despite growth coming back to the UK, we have not gone back to that

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disease of the 1970s which was rampant inflation. In a funny way,

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despite housing and rail, we are in a pretty benign environment.

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our Business Editor Kamal Ahmed. Iraqi forces have launched

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an attack to try and retake the city of Tikrit, currently in the

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hands of Islamic State militants. The city, 95 miles north of Baghdad,

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is the former hometown of Saddam Hussein.

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At the same time, the UN refugee agency has launched a major aid

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operation in northern Iraq to help the half a million people who've

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been displaced by the fighting. The fighters of what is now called

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Islamic State rushing headlong towards Tikrit in June, the Iraqi

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security forces had collapsed in the face of the militants' brutal

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advance. So they swept into Tikrit, the birthplace of the former

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dictator Saddam Hussein. The Iraqi military is now attempting to drive

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them out, they are already meeting stiff resistance. Buoyed by

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intensified US air strikes around the Mosul Dam in the last few days,

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Iraqi and Kurdish forces have retaken that vital installation.

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President Obama called it a major step. Iraqi and Kurdish forces

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performed with courage and determination so this operation

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demonstrates that they are capable of working together and taking the

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fight to ISIS. But for those forces, taking further towns will be more of

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a challenge. While the boots on the ground continue to be ruled out, how

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much more military support are the Americans and others prepared to

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give them? In January militants seized the sound -- the town of

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Fallujah, but then their advance to Tikrit took the Iraqi government and

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much of the outside world by surprise. A sudden threat to Irbil

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galvanised America into action. The humanitarian crisis and the threat

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from Sunni militants are far from over.

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been displaced by the fighting. The Justice Secretary Chris Grayling

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has admitted that prisons in England and Wales are facing problems with

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violence, suicide and staff shortages, although he denies that

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the system is in crisis. The latest statistics show serious

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assaults in prisons are at record levels and the number

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of suicides is up. The Prison Reform Trust says

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the Government is engaged in crisis management.

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Sima Kotecha reports. Former prisoners have told the BBC

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that jail is like a gladiator school, you have to fight to

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survive. The report today into this prison in London paint a similar

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picture of life for young inmates. There were more than 250 fights and

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assaults last year in the jail. In the previous six months, 120

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incidents had broken out. This comes after recent figures from the

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Ministry of Justice show an increase in assaults within the prison

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population from just over 14,000 last year to more than 15,000 this

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year. Many would argue the thousands of young people inside Britain's

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jails deserve to be there as part of their punishment, but if

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rehabilitation is also important, the fear is the current environment

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could lead to them becoming more dangerous criminals. Penal reform

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campaigners say ministers are airbrushing away the problem. It

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certainly feels very bad indeed. You have large prisons like Wandsworth,

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built to hold 963 men, currently holding one -- 1000 600 or more and

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it gives you an idea of the scale of overcrowding. The Government says

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overcrowding is at the lowest level in ten years. The Justice Secretary

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insists jails are not deteriorating. We have a prison state where

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violence today is at a lower level than it was five years ago. We have

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challenges from an increased population that was not expected, we

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are recruiting more stuff but I am clear there is not a crisis in our

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prisons. But critics argue that are bursting prison population and fewer

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staff means the challenge of rehabilitating young, vulnerable and

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often violent offenders is arguably tougher than ever.

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Sima Kotecha reports. In the US State of Missouri, police

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say they came under heavy gunfire and arrested more than 30 people

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after another night of violent protests in the town of Ferguson.

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The officer in charge says criminals have now infiltrated the protesters

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and are intent on violence. 10 days ago an unarmed teenager,

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18-year-old Michael Brown, was shot dead by a white police officer.

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From Ferguson, Rajini Vaidyanathan reports.

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Another night of drama on the streets of Ferguson. What began as a

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peaceful protest soon turned ugly. Officers fired tear gas and stun

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grenades to disperse the crowds. Demonstrators said they were moved

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on and denied the chance to protest. Police say they were attacked with

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rocks and bottles. Protesters don't clash with police, they don't throw

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Molotov cocktails. It is criminals who throw Molotov cocktails and fire

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shots which endangers lives and property. And officers say these

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violent protesters are not just from Missouri, with some travelling from

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as far as New York and California. The addition of America's reserve

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force, the National Guard, to help restore calm has failed to quell

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tensions. Many people in this small community say they will continue to

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protest until justice is served. They want justice for Michael

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Brown, the unarmed black teenager who was shot dead by a white police

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officer just over a week ago. A postmortem conducted by his family

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showed he had been shot six times, twice in the head. Just what

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happened is the subject of two separate investigations. FBI

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officers have been sent to speak to witnesses, many of whom don't trust

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the local police. Events in Ferguson have raised questions across America

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about the relationship many communities have with law

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enforcement. People say they want their voices to be heard, police say

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the best way for that is for protesters to gather during the day,

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avoiding what they describe as a dangerous dynamic in the night.

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Our top story this lunchtime: The annual rate of UK inflation fell

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more than expected in July with cheaper clothes, footwear,

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food and non-alcoholic drinks. And still to come:

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Iceland warns of a possible volcanic eruption, raising concern over

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a knock-on effect on Europe's aviation industry.

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Coming up on BBC London: Sego top of the league. And Arsenal

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begin their Champions League campaign -- Chelsea go top of the

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league. If I asked you what image comes to

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mind at the mention of the word Africa, chances are an

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elephant would be there somewhere. Well, now a new study suggests

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the number of Africa's elephants has declined to a critical point.

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It says around 35,000 elephants are killed for their ivory each year,

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and that if the rate of poaching doesn't slow down, the species could

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be wiped out in a century. Our science correspondent

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Rebecca Morelle reports. A giant that once thrived across

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Africa, but today elephants are in crisis. New research suggests they

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could vanish from the continent forever. The problem starts here. A

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trail of blood leading to a scene that has become all too common. The

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animal tasks have been hacked off and the bodies left to rot. Poaching

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has soared in recent years, fuelled by a rapid growing black market in

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Asia. The demand is so high that a kilogram of ivory is now worth

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thousands of pounds. The latest figures show that the illegal ivory

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trade is having on the devastating impact on Africa's elephants. -- a

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devastating impact. Since 2010, an average of 34,000 elephants have

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been killed annually, that means every year 7% of the entire elephant

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population of Africa is being wiped out, and more animals are now dying

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and being born. At Knowsley Safari Park, they say the situation in

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Africa is critical. The fear is that one day the only place left to see

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these animals could be in captivity. Elephants are a keystone species, so

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without these a lot of animals will be effected within the greater

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ecosystem. They provide for parts or small animals, they knock food down

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for small animals. So not only will elephants be affected, a lot of

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other animals in the same ecosystem will be affected as well.

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Conservationists say urgent action is needed. Some ivory stockpiles are

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being destroyed in an effort to curb the demand. But there are also calls

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for greater protection for the animals on the ground and tougher

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penalties for poachers. If nothing is done and the slaughter does not

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stop, scientists believe that African elephants could become exist

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-- extinct in 100 years. The trial of four people accused

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of taking part in a dating agency conspiracy and money

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laundering scam has begun today. They're accused

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of creating a false profile on the dating website match.com,

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and then asking women to hand over significant amounts

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of cash to men they met online. Two others have pleaded guilty.

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Duncan Kennedy is at Winchester Crown court for us now.

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Duncan. The prosecution described this as a

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cynical ploy by the gang to exploit the emotions and finances of these

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women who, as you say, were all members of the online dating agency

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match.com. What the prosecution say is that the gang created fake

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profiles and people to attract these women online and even gave them

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names like James Richards, who described himself online as being

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attractive. People like James Richards, who did not exist in

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reality, send messages to the women saying things like, seriously,

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honey, I love you. I feel a complete person with you. I love your eyes

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and lips and you make me feel loved. And the prosecution say the idea was

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to entice these women. Eventually these men started asking the women

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for money to pay legal fees in India to release ?100 million worth of

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inheritance they said they were owed. Many of these women, not all

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of them, started handing over money ranging from ?700 in one case to

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?174,000 in another case. In all, the prosecution say the total was a

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quarter of ?1 million handed over by the women to the gang. One woman

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became suspicious when she received the same loving e-mail twice, and

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she rode back to the person saying, I wonder how many hard to have

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broken -- wrote back. Four people are on trial, including one woman.

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Two others have pleaded guilty, and the four people on trial denied

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charges of conspiracy and money-laundering and the whole trial

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is expected to last between three and four weeks.

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A ceasefire between Israel and the Palestinians in Gaza has

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been extended for another 24 hours. The announcement was made less than

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an hour before the previous, five-day truce was due to expire.

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Egyptian mediators in Cairo said talks on a long-term

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arrangement would continue. Three doctors who contracted the

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Ebola virus while working in Liberia are said to be showing remarkable

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signs of improvement after being given the experimental drug ZMapp.

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The World Health Organisation says more than 1,200 people in

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West Africa have died from Ebola since the outbreak began.

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The risk of an eruption at Iceland's Bardarbunga volcano has

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increased, after a series of earthquakes in the region.

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The risk level to the aviation industry has been raised to orange,

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the second-highest level. The eruption of

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Iceland's Eyjafjallajokull volcano in 2010 shut down much of Europe's

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airspace for six days, affecting more than 10 million people.

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Sophie Hutchinson has more. Scientists from the Icelandic Met

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Office at the Bardarbunga volcano. The volcano's risk of eruption has

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been raised to Orange, the second-highest level. Deep

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underground, the Earth is moving and over the past few days there has

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been a sharp increase in volcanic activity, described as an intense

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earthquake swarm. There is no clear evidence that it is moving upwards.

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It is at a depth of five or ten kilometres, however, in the course

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of these events we cannot exclude the fact that an eruption might take

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place in the near future. This is the reason for concern. Back in

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2010, the volcano Eyjafjallajokull exploded, producing a vast ash

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cloud. It shut down European airspace for six days, grounding

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flights and affecting an estimated 10 million travellers. It is thought

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it won't happen again, and the evidence from the current volcano is

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that the molten magma is moving underground in directions away from

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its centre. With the holiday season at its peak, so far, that is good

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news for travellers. Sophie Hutchinson, BBC News. Which country

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has the most theatre-goers in the world, and it is China, with a 380

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million audience, and with its new wealth, China has been building

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theatres across the mushrooming cities, but it's hard to producing

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enough great shows to fill them and China is looking abroad and its

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National Theatre has just begun a landmark collaboration with the

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British National Theatre to produce a Chinese version of Warhorse. We

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have been taking a look behind-the-scenes for the rehearsals

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on the show in Beijing. This is Joey, the hero of the famous

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National Theatre hit show, War Horse. He has been brought to light

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by three Chinese puppeteers. 15 have been recruited, and the show does

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not go into the theatres for another year as it has to be translated and

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the actors who play the humans have to be trained, but the puppetry is

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the big challenge here. China has shadow puppetry, but it has never

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had this kind of huge, complex puppet to work with, and it has got

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to be brought to life in both mind and body. Getting inside the head of

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a horse as well as the body of a horse is hugely challenging, so

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these puppeteers have just been recruited and have spent two weeks

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in a stables near Beijing feeding horses, grooming horses, washing

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horses and breathing every breath with the horses so they can

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understand how every move and every reaction to a scare or something

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that is fun. We have a team from the National Theatre from London here.

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Tommy is in charge of this, and Sean and Sam. They are here to work with

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the Chinese puppeteers. Because they have been here doing this job for

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seven years since it first premiered back in London in 2007. It will take

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a whole year of hard work for all of these Chinese puppeteers to get

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fully into their role, and to get the stage show ready for China. And

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those enormous audiences, the biggest theatre audiences in the

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world here in China. Here in this Beijing rehearsal room it is the

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year of the warhorse. The world's greatest comics have

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all specialised in the one liner. Here's just some of them.

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"I never forget a face, but in your case I'd be glad to make

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an exception" from Groucho Marx. Or how about Tommy Cooper:

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"I'm on a whisky diet, I've lost three days already".

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Or WC Fields, "Start every day with a smile and get it over with."

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They probably delivered them better than me, but one man who can deliver

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a one liner is the comedian Tim Vine who's just won the prize for the

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best joke at this year's Edinburgh Festival and I've been speaking to

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him about his award-winning gag. Before we do anything, we should

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hear the joke in full. From me? I have decided to sell my Hoover,

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well, it's just collecting dust. That's it. Were you surprised to win

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the award for that? How dare you? I spotted your tone. I am always

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surprised by most things, and it's unfortunate I'm doing short jokes

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appear, and this particular award is really for jokes that can be written

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down in a shortfall. As a result, there is only a small group of us

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doing these jokes, for obvious reasons -- short form. What makes a

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one-liner work? Well, it has to be one line and it has to be funny.

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That might be where I fell down with this one. If you are saying that

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one... I do like my stuff, but when you do a joke on one other person,

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it feels a bit odd. What were some of the other jokes that caught your

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eye? What made you laugh? Like most people I tend to laugh generally

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with friends when I am messing about. Just stupid stuff makes me

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laugh. No, I will skip that. Different stuff, really. You won the

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award in 2010. Remember the joke that joke that one that? Yes, I do.

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I have been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I tell you what, never

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again. It's the telling it to one person that is the problem.

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Thankfully I have slightly more than one person in my audience, but it is

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hard. Maybe you are one of those silent laugh is. I can't see you.

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That is exactly what I was doing. How do you get these jokes together?

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Do you have a moment of inspiration and make yourself laugh travelling

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on the train? Or do you work for hours at these things? A bit of

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both. Sometimes you make yourself laugh, and sometimes you have to sit

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at a table and try and come up with something. Another one of my jokes,

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I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg, and I said I bet I

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know what your favourite Christian festival is, and he said, you have

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do love Easter, baby. But the laughter track on Easter -- later,

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baby. Tell it to the other guy. That was the award-winning Tim Vine, and

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Darren has a one-liner for me. Who is the best person to add up in

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hot weather? A summer. Remember when we had one of those. When the sun

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comes out today, it feels OK. It is mid-August. We have the showers

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developing a little more widely and we have a cool breeze as well. This

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is the satellite picture from earlier. We had the satellite

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picture this morning with the sunshine, and now we have seen cloud

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and showers spilling into the Midlands, towards the south-east. A

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bit like we had yesterday. Later this afternoon across the South

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West, sunny spells and maybe a few showers dotted about. Not many

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showers hitting the south coast, but not as warm as yesterday. We get the

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showers later in the afternoon. A scattering of showers across the

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Midlands. We get the showers later in the north-east, perhaps. With the

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wind direction, it is north-westerly, and a lot of shelter

:29:48.:29:51.

from the high ground, but central belts have seen very few showers and

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more in the way of sunshine. Sunshine to come in Northern

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Ireland, just a few showers, and only 15 degrees, but it should feel

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better in Wales and the north-west of England where we will see more

:30:03.:30:07.

sunshine as the move away. Into the evening, a scattering of showers,

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heavier ones for eastern England, especially the north-east and

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south-east Scotland. Those are pushed away, then it should be dry

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and the winds will drop out, so temperatures will fall sharply. In

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rural areas, three or 4 degrees possibly. Even across parts of

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England and Wales, so cold and last night. But again, when the sun comes

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out tomorrow it won't feel too bad. The winds will be lighter tomorrow

:30:34.:30:37.

and we will see cloud bubbling up again and a few showers. Probably

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not as many as today but the temperatures are still

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disappointingly low for the time of year. 15 in Glasgow, 19 in London,

:30:45.:30:48.

and somewhat weather in the north-west, probably towards the end

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of the day. That comes courtesy of the area of low pressure spilling

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southwards, so tomorrow night the lowest temperatures will be across

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more southern parts of the UK, but not a bad day on Thursday. Sunny

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spells, one or two showers. Northern England, Scotland, Northern Ireland,

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a lot of cloud, a lot of showers and some will be heavy. Westerly winds

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on Thursday for a while, but we ended the week with more of a

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northerly wind dragging down the chilly air, bringing this a mixture

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of sunshine and showers but the beginning of the weekend looks

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rather more promising. Ending on an upbeat note.

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Now a reminder of our top story this lunchtime.

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The annual rate of UK inflation fell more than expected in July with

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cheaper clothes, footwear, food and non-alcoholic drinks.

:31:40.:31:40.

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