11/01/2016 The One Show

Hello, and welcome to the One Show, with Matt Baker.

Today, football fans everywhere are waiting with baited breath

to find out who their team will be facing in the fourth round of the FA

Beginners. We will hand over to Ian and Mark in

a bit, first, tonight's guests, she is not just a huge fan of the

reigning champions Arsenal. She is a pioneer of British comedy, who has

been making them laugh Stateside for the last 30 year, now she is back

with acting royalty in her sights. This is Dame Magy Smith's audition

show. I wish to move into science fiction blockbusters. With Harrison

Ford. There is hope for us all. E, there is a Xenomorpho the

spaceship. If it dissolves your face I hardly think we would notice the

difference. APPLAUSE

Great to see you. We have to say we have to be careful

with the lid. You have to use your thumbs if you pick it up. We will

get on to the football in a bit. We are excited about your new show that

starts tonight. Quarter to 11 on BBC One. How you feeling then ahead of

it? Oh, it is nerve-wracking. But you know, it is exciting. I am so

thrilled. Am back on BBC One, I have a great show, we have worked so hard

on, it is dedicated to a British audience. We will see how it goes.

Maggie is there helping me out and Dame Judi Dench and Angela Merkel.

Your Judi Dench, it is the deMee Knorr you manage to get. We will

talk about it. You are such a sweetie darling. You would say that

so terribly dear. We have the draw for the Fourth Round of the fun. Do

you manage to keep in touch with football? I love it. My kid used to

play so the American E Do you manage to keep in touch with football? I

love it. My kid used to play so the American Football League in

California. E Do you manage to keep in touch with football? I love it.

My kid used to play so the American Football League in California.

"Offside ref." Take it easy and Jack Nicholson's kid was on the same

team. Kid used to play so the American Football League in

California. "Offside ref." Take it easy and Jack Nicholson's kid was on

the same team. He would be like "Get the ball. Get the ball." I am going

nuts and he was cool. It is lovely to have you here. I am excited to be

here. We have had sad news at music legend David Bowie has died aged 69.

Throughout the day fans have been gathering in Brixton where he was

born, to pay their respect, and to celebrate his life. Matt is there

for us tonight. Matt. Yes, the atmosphere has been sombre

until now. It is turning into a street party, as Brixton is claiming

David Bowie back for itself. Of course he was born here, but they

have loved him for year, look, there he is. This is a Brixton ?10-note.

He is the pin up on it. We have been receiving messages from people

saying how David Bowie's affected them in their lives and the moments

they have had. Let us take this one. Lorna, when those round me as a

teenager were playing Wham I was listening to Bowie. I have never

stopped. I saw him on tour in 87. Deeply upset by the news. Chris

Clark slept under a lorry in Milton Keynes waiting to see David.

Unforgettable experience. Well, it is going to be a street party from

now on, is that right? We will celebrate David Bowie. The one

person we want to hear from the most is David Bowie himself. Here he is

in his own words. I never wanted to be a rock 'n' roll

star. Honest gulf! Do you think of yourself as David Jones the boy from

London. Less and Bowie. I don't know how to pronounce it any more, I have

lost track. # See these eyes so green... I had

it in my mind I would be a creator of musicals. I'm a collector. And I

have seemed to collect personalities, ideas.

# When I'm five # I will walk behind the soldiers in

the parade # I'm only four and grown ups walk

too fast. # I wanted to make a mark and I didn't

know how to do it. It took the 60s to think of how I could do it in

terms of theatre, and music. To find out what I wanted to do.

# I'm a laughing gnome # And you can't catch me

# Said the laughing gnome. # I was learning how to play rhythm

and blue, finding everything I read, every film I saw, any birth o

theatre, everything went into my mind as influence. At the time I

thought that is going in my memory bank.

# Ziggy played guitar... # I saw a load of my song were

illustrative. I was never confident of my voice as a singer, I thought

that sing them, which would probably bore the pants off everybody, I

would, I would like to kind of portray the songs.

# What happened is John Lennon came to the session, he kept on would, I

would like to kind of portray the songs.

# What happened is John Lennon came to the session, he kept on coming up

with "Aim". And I put an F in front of it.

# # I was tiring of the message I was

writing. I wanted to develop a new language, I knew my next move was

tow have to do that. # Love me love me

# Say you do. # If I had been responsible for people

finding more characters in themselves than they originally had,

I am pleased. One isn't totally what one has been conditioned to think.

# For my love is like the wind. # And some of that footage comes from

the documentary called David Bowie: Five Years you can see at 11.15. We

will go back to Brixton shortly but first we are joined by a man who

played keyboard and piano alongside bowie including Space Oddity. Rick

Wakeman. It is such unfortunate circumstances here, but obviously,

David, he kept his illness quite close to him and not many of us knew

the situation, were you as shockedsome I was, I knew he wasn't

well, I knew he was ill. I didn't know how serious, my son who lives

in Switzerland did see him a few years ago, he told me there was, he

wasn't well, and I didn't, I didn't take too much credence on it,

because David was a personal man who kept himself to himself. He wasn't

one to go and wave flag, like I am here, he didn't need to. This

morning it was a quite genuine bombshell. Everybody seems

shellshocked this morning. Yes. And still. Tracey, you and David were in

the charts at the same time, back in 1983. You were in the charts with

Breakaway. Number four and David at number one, did you ever meet him in

person? He sang into his hair brush too, which I think he stole from me.

I am just so shocked and saddened today. He was just other earthly, he

was just, extraordinary to me, I, we were the girls in the early 70s,

dancing to Aladdin Sane, in my friend's, we, he made his Libertines

and he was the coolest thing, an artist. How did you meet him? I met

him in 68. We met through his producer, he was doing Space Oddity

with Tony, and he wanted somebody to play the Melotron. And Tony said, I

know somebody who will do that and called me up. I came up, met David,

we did Space Oddity. He said would you like to do some piano on some

tracks so I did a couple few flakes and he called me up and said I have

a new album I want to be piano based would you like to do it. I said I

would love to. He invited me round to his house in Beckenham, it seemed

enormous. It was like a palace you would fit my entire house into his

dining room. He had this grand piano in the minstrel's gallery and he

played me these wonderful songs and I went where are these... People

said did you know they were so good? You do. The wonderful thing for me

was he gave me complete freedom. He said think of them as piano pieces

so I learned Life On Mars as a piano piece, and everybody worked round

it. He gave musicians freedom. I did a lot of stuff with him, we became

neighbours, we lived in Switzerland, and he was my near neighbour so we

used to meet up a lot and put the world to rights. The last thing I

did was absolute beginners, I did with them. That was the last thing.

But we Uisted to get messages backwards and forwards, people would

say David send his reguards, give him a ring. It hasn't truly sunk in.

To me, this, people will probably not be pleased, but this is for me,

bigger than anybody in the industry in my lifetime pass away, to me,

being a proud British person, and proud of British music, this to me

is bigger than when we lost Elvis and when we lost... He just had such

an impression, not just musically but in fashion, in style, in

influence to people on how they acted, what he just said earlier

about if people have learned to be somebody else within themselves,

fantastic, because he was a genius at that. He could go on stage, as a

totally different character, and when he had enough of that

musically, I will have a new one. Absolutely genius. Always changing.

Thank you Rick, we will go back to Matt so we can hear more from the

fans. Yes, I mean, the numbers here are

gathering. This is not organised this party. This was a thing that

went out on Facebook quickly and people are turning up I would say

there are two or 3,000 people gathering outside the Ritzy, among

them we have Lyndsey Rowland and Rosie. Where have you come from

today and why did you decide to come down? We come across from Cornwall,

I woke up this morning, heard the new, I immediately rank my daughter,

at like half eight, we were both in tears on the phone. Just couldn't

believe it. I could not believe it. He brings out an album on the

Friday. She buys it. She hasn't had a chance to play it and he has died.

So tragic, so sad. I am working on the basis you are a first generation

Bowie fan. You must be second generation, why is that Rosie, what

is the appeal to you? Well I have grown up listening in the house,

music my dad has got. I on my own went on from that to listen to more.

I feel like to the thing that sets David Bowie apart from the rest of

musicians and what makes him special, he has the power to speak

to you individually as a person. He is not speaking to a group. It feels

like he is speaking to you, which can help people, it gives them, it

is powerful. I think what is, thank you for coming guy, what we will do

is mill round and share and swap our Bowie stories, is that right? OK.

Good stuff. Back to the studio. Thank you.

Rick, said, he said it is lovely to see you back, it is 30 years too

long. That is nice of him. Does it feel like it has been 30 years since

you last made your series? You have done bits and pieces to be fair? I

come and go, I have not been in England. I have not been offered a

job here by the BBC in o 30 years. It is a privilege to be asked. It is

different BBC now, you know, I keep saying, that it was, you know, it

was a few guys in bow ties saying what, what, what, you know, the

goons, and... It is not like that now. I don't often wear a tie it is

for the fun draw. It is fantastic. The BBC said make the best show you

can, you have no sponsors. Irt is a half hour, I have had a wonderful

time making these shows. At the beginning with saw you as Dame

Maggie Smith. We love them one. Let us see your take on Angela Merkel.

We are the most important powerful people in the world. We have to meet

in Cardiff. It is perverse. It is a joke, no? It is this British iron

any they are so proud of, they think nobody else understands. We

understand. It is not so cleaver. It just means actually not funny.

Exactly. Make the O shape with your lips. Like this. O. George Osborne

is coming today. Oh! What is wrong with Cardiff? I know!

Cheap shot at Cardiff. She doesn't get it. By the end of the show her

friend has been out in Cardiff and had a fantastic time and marks

Angela jealous. This is the thing. The whole world you manage to create

with these characters and people we know and love and have done, you

bring this kind of fresh take, and this whole New World they live in.

Where does that come from? I am using them like Trojan horse, I am

Angela Merkel, I want to be here, I like the way she moves her arms and

then she does the heart with the hands, and I wanted to see her with

her friend, you know, a lady friend talking about hair and make up and

going to access rise because she is always with guy, she is in a room

with Putin and Cameron and I admire her. All my impersonations are meant

with homage to people and with affection.

It is the detail. Dame Maggie Smith and Dame Judi Dench, you cannot even

tell it isn't real. Your posture, you just become that person. How do

you go about creating these characters? It starts with the teeth

a lot of the time, funnily enough! And the voice, the demeanour, and

then I start to build layers with the make up, the body padding and a

voice. I research them and figure out extra elements. It was so much

fun to be Judi Dench. We were filming in Richmond, and people were

going past thinking we were doing something for the new Bond film.

That was flattering. A big shout out to Vanessa White and my make up

artist. Genius! Absolutely. Even the way you move James -- Dame Judi

Dench's bag is the same as the way she does it X white! We are looking

forward to it, but it is late. It is late! There is very personal

material in the show, so I wanted it to go out now. It is later in

Northern Ireland. In just a moment we we we handing over to Mark and

Ian for the FA Cup fourth round craw, so let's bring them on, shall

we? The time is nearly upon us. So many will be glued to the screen

now. As a young lad, for you, this was it, the craw! We loved the draw.

We wanted to see who was getting who. I wanted to see who Millwall

got. As time went on, it has always been the major one for me. Mark,

last week on five live, you said you would get through the whole show

without dropping any foot all cliches. Can you get through the

draw this evening? I can't do it twice. The whole craw is set up for

cliche after cliche. It will be riddled with it. Plus, this studio

brings me out in a cold sweat. Why? Because last year, this was the draw

that went wrong more than any other. Gary Lineker nearly dropped one of

the balls, and then having drawn one out, he merely put it back in the

bucket. But you were excellent. He was dreadful. Sweaty palms. Ian, are

you feeling all right? Am nervous about it. All of the fans are

waiting outside to hear. I am very fortunate to be pulling out the

first ball. Well, 43 teams left in the competition, so before we draw

those all-important balls, let's remind ourselves of the best of the

action so far. COMMENTATOR: Welcome everyone to

round three of the Emirates FA Cup. It has finished all square between

the League 2 team and the Premier League giants.

It's an own goal! Still going, Aguero. That is a

magnificent finish! Goal! West Brom equalise!

Manchester United get a late winner. And off the post and in!

A cracking cup tie. It is a famous wind for Oxford

United! Hello and welcome to the draw for

the fourth round of the Emirates FA Cup. We are live in The One Show

studio at BBC New Broadcasting House in London, where supporters from all

the teams left in the competition had gathered outside to see who

their side will get. The One Show's Matt Baker will be conducting the

draw, alongside double FA Cup winner Ian Wright. Ian first appeared in

the cup final for Crystal Palace in 1990. He scored twice in that game,

forcing the replay against Manchester United, which

palace-macro subsequently lost. -- which Palace lost. Ian scored to

wind his first cup triumph, and won it again in 1998. West Bromwich

Albion need an injury time equaliser against Bristol city. Spurs and

Leicester, two Premier League sides who need to replay our number six.

The holders, Arsenal, our number ten. Wycombe Wanderers have taken

Aston Villa to a replay. Oxford United provided the shock of the

round. They knocked out Swansea. Eastleigh, who are the lowest ranked

side left in, need a replay against Bolton Wanderers.

There are 16 ties to be drawn in total. Ian, put your hand out. You

said you were nervous! Not shaky at all! You are going to empty the

balls into the bucket. As I say to everybody, you have to make sure

they are all out, because one usually gets stuck. All out? Yes.

You are one of the ones I worry about, Ian Wright! Fingers crossed,

everybody. Matt, you will draw the home side. Ian, you will draw the

way once. Give them a swirl round, and away we go. The fourth round of

the Emirates FA Cup. Number two. Number eight. They will be taking on

Peterborough, who knocked out a higher ranked side on Saturday. 22.

That is Eastleigh or Bolton. A huge incentive for both clubs. They have

a home tie. 27. Leeds United, unbeaten in eight games. They will

go to Eastleigh or Bolton. Nice hat, Sir! Ten. The holders are at home.

Ian is smiling! Going to Arsenal. 13. R Burnley, fifth in the

championship. Number 30. Number four. Derby County, who beat

Hartlepool on Saturday 2-1. They will be at home to Manchester

United. 29. Huddersfield or Redding. They

drew 2-2 at the weekend, two championship sides. They will be at

home to Walsall, who knocked out a championship side in the last round,

when they won at Brentford. Number five. That Exeter City or Liverpool,

after that great game on Friday night. They will get a visit from

West Ham United. That brought cheers in the studio. Number 14. Wycombe

Wanderers or Aston Villa. They get Manchester City. Still in with a

chance of four trophies this season, Manuel Pellegrini's men. Number 28.

A home tie to Shrewsbury, who beat Cardiff last might. Into the fourth

round for the first time since 2003. They will get a visit from Sheffield

Wednesday, who knocked out Fulham. Number 23. Nottingham Forest, in the

fourth round for only the second time in five seasons. Number one. We

got there in the end. Home to Watford, who haven't gone past the

fourth round since 2009. 24, Carlisle United or Yeovil, drew 2-2

at Blackpool yesterday. They will get a visit from Everton. A big game

for either Carlisle or Yeovil, Premier League Everton. Number 21.

Crystal Palace. Third successive season in the fourth round. Another

of Ian's former clubs. Number 26. Against Premier League side Stoke

City. And all Premier League tie. They look happier out there than Ian

did! Number 16. Oxford United. Home again. Knocked Swansea out at the

Kassam yesterday. Newport County or Blackburn Rovers will go there.

Their match was postponed at the weekend because of a waterlogged

pitch. Number 12. Ipswich or Portsmouth. 2-2 at Portman Road.

They get AFC Bournemouth. They beat Birmingham at the weekend. Number

seven. Colchester United, next to bottom in League 1, in the fourth

round for the first time in a decade. They get Spurs or Leicester,

a Premier League side for them in the fourth round. Number 18. Bury or

Bradford, two League 1 sides who drew 0-0 on Saturday. They get Hull

city, third in the championship, and have gone out to Arsenal in each of

the last two seasons, one in the final, of course. Northampton town

or MK Dons, they are at home. They will be playing Chelsea. That

concludes the draw for the fourth round of the FA Cup. Thank you very

much to Matt and to Ian. The ties will be played between the 29th of

January and the 1st of February. You can find a week at the results from

this draw, and the earlier draw from the Scottish cup, on the BBC

website. Arsenal against Burnley, Tracey. We should be fine! Right?

Newport. Where is Tim? Against Oxford. What do you think about

that? We would have preferred a premiership club. We have played

Oxford already this season, and drew at the Kassam 1-1. We would like to

do the same and bring them back for a replay. That's all we have time

for tonight. Thanks so much to Tracey. The show starts tonight at

10:45pm on BBC One. Thanks to Ian and to mark. Good luck, everybody!

We will be back tomorrow with Shane Richie and Jessie Wallace. Don't

miss it. Goodbye.