15/12/2016 The One Show

Hello, and welcome to The One Show with Matt Baker...

Coming up shortly: Nick Wallis has been at the UK Border Force's postal

hub, discovering just how much contraband is hidden

Look at this shot! It literally shed loads.

And we'll be celebrating 120 years

uncovering some incredible stories along the way.

And Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without the two titans

of the festive TV schedule - a detective and a doctor.

The roads we walked have demons. I'm back. Who are you? The doctor.

What's the very worst thing you can do to your very best friends? I love

you. Hello, both! Merry Christmas.

CHEERING We can say that now, it's fine, it's

official. The programmes aren't on at the same time, so there is no

ratings war. But who would win in a fight, The Doctor or Sherlock?

Sherlock, because he's a bad committee know, he's bad. You've

seen him fight committee is really good fighter. The Doctor has a

screwdriver, he can close down Sherlock's mine. I know The Doctor

is an alien, but I can detect a Glasgow accent that, I don't mess

with people from Glasgow! The white very good.

Stay tuned for an exclusive clip from Sherlock.

In just 10 days' time, we'll all be sitting

around the Christmas tree opening our presents.

I'm not ready! Is it really just ten days? Don't say that. You've got a

good excuse for not being ready, I wouldn't worry.

Nick's been to meet some people who might not want to open theirs.

Let's face it, they'll already have opened enough by then.

Opening parcels at Christmas, and wondering what you're going to get.

Oh! The white but the UK Border Force and expecting slippers and

socks. And Christmas is the busiest time of year, with the conveyor belt

working overtime. They are intercepting parcels as they come

into the country, looking for things like weapons, drugs and counterfeit

goods. Millions of parcels come through this postal hub. And around

80 Border Force staff legally examined the lot. They know all too

well that criminals just love the Christmas rush. Smugglers do take

the Christmas period as a good time to start smuggling the stuff over.

They do use Christmas presents, they do use Christmas wrapping paper.

They think it's easier to slip a few things through the net. I've got a

parcel from China, declared as food. It doesn't feel like food, from

experience. It feels like it has been mystic word. -- miss declared.

It's more than one massive great big bag of tobacco. There is more than

three bags of tobacco. This looks like a huge find to me. This is just

our baby work. He is completely unruffled by three massive bags --

our daily work. As no import duty has been paid, this tobacco is

illegal contraband. Anything suspicious gets the once over from

Maggie's BDI. If this is all fine, this is somebody's Christmas

present. All too often, innocent Christmas presents in reality

contain drugs, weapons and counterfeit goods. I'm satisfied

that that is a genuine family pass. White Maggie's next parcel is from

India bound for a specifically vague address tell me what your experience

is telling me? Write... There you go, I can tell by the smell of it it

is something called Katt, it is now a class C controlled drug. I like

this! That's fine, that's an offensive

weapon. It is declared as a T-shirt. Then again, it seems very light for

a T-shirt. So, there is no T-shirt. But this looks like it's going to be

cannabis in there. Oh, my goodness! There is a fair amount here. There

is a huge amount. That's amazing. What would you say to people who are

ordering drugs online through the post? You're wasting money, because

we'll find it. I've been here and now, already the guys have found

hundreds of pounds worth of tobacco, a drug called Katt and thousands of

pounds worth of marijuana, and they are still going. Any parcels from GB

as countries of origin are x-rayed. -- from GBS countries. And the dodgy

finds keep on coming. A bag full of counterfeit goods.

It says it is lotus root powder. Are we going to find more drugs? Biton

Chouly. From my experience -- potentially. I think that is a

steroid. With her and Power NI preaching, Maggie seeks confirmation

of hers is patient. -- her and ten night. This gadget fires in leader

at the power, giving Maggie and on this pot analysis of the substance.

It is a class C controlled drug. How about that? Wants Maggie and the

team have decided that a parcel is dodgy, it comes here to this secure

area. Look at how much stuff is in there. In the past year, the team

seized two tonnes of cannabis, more than 700 firearms, 1000 offensive

weapons, over 6000 counterfeit products and 18 million fake

cigarettes. Parcels found to contain innocent presents are resealed and

sent on the way. We will take our time and became full because it is

somebody's property. The illegal stuff is sent to the police -- we

will become for. My day in bad Santa's grotto maybe after then. But

the work of the Border Force Christmas elves go on.

STUDIO: My worry would be, if they got it wrong, they were spot-on in

most cases, but you can't rewrap a present with rubber gloves on! That

guy should go on Britain's Got Talent, shaking boxes! It would be

better than the acts on the show, and the judges! Sorry, you were

saying? They know instantly what is in the dust by shaking get. I'm

joking about the judges, they are my personal friends! I don't want any

controversy, I've worked with them for many years. A lot of those

parcels were mine, I'm very upset! We've just revealed you've got some

Rudolph slippers for Christmas, sorry about that. When you get a

present, do you shake it? No, I rip it. I bet you shake it, you'll like

them. No, no, I've got a problem with my throat, I can't speak

properly! LAUGHTER

Watery eyes, gone a bit weird. Let's talk about Doctor Who. I can't

speak! This is your present to us. You were in last year's

Doctor Who Christmas special - but you, shall we say,

lost your head. I thought it was a hit and run, I

would go in, do five minutes and get out again. I really handed top and

now I've gone back. We have to develop the character a bit more --

hammed it up. I lost my head last time. You what on the body of Greg

Davies, who is playing a robot. Now you've got your head back. Bring us

up to speed? There is duff I can tell you and stuff I can't tell you

because I'm sport is a black swan to secrecy, and also because I can't

always understand it! -- I am sworn to secrecy. But it is explained. You

do discover a little bit in the Christmas episode and across the

cause of the series how Nardole was put together again and why he is

back. He's not just that on a whim, he has a job to do, and it all

becomes apparent to rock the series, which starts next year. But in this

Christmas special, Nardole is the companion, and I have to pinch

myself, it's the stuff of dreams. You have brought a moment with you

which you are going to share now with a audience.

Oh, my God, is real! He was real? The ghost.

APPLAUSE It sends shivers down the spine!

Even of the non-doctor who fans. I'm shameless. It's a very different

feel to what you normally see on Doctor Who. The nicest thing about

this is, it is an Marge, because there is so mini superhero movies,

Steven Moffat, he wrote the episode, he runs Doctor Who, this is his

homage to the Cristoforo read Superman movies, they were a bit

more innocent and a bit less noisy than the superhero movies now. And

in particular, the relationship between Clark Kent and Lois Lane and

Superman, the weird triangle that they have. And so he uses that as a

theme as well. Like you say you are a big fan, as far as your favourite

doctor is concerned. Peter Capaldi, I tell him he is my joint sixth

favourite doctor! That is what I tell him, I love you! Who is he

joined with? Sylvester McCoy, obviously. Who is number one? It

would have to be Tom Baker, he did the narration in Little Britain. Who

is number two? Number three is Jon Pertwee, we could go on! I love

working with Peter Capaldi. He is so funny. In this series, not in the

Christmas bash, which is, I guess, not born yet, but in the new series

we have a new companion which is excellent. Just enjoying the new

dynamic is really good. We are very much looking forward to it. You can

see Matt in Doctor Who: The Return of Doctor Mysterio on BBC One on

Christmas Day. And while we're talking time-travel,

cast your mind forward to next year. We want you to tell us why

2017's going to be really Maybe it's something you hope

to do for the first time? Or it could be something

you hope to stop doing. Big or small, whatever it is,

we want to hear about it for a film we'll be making at the start

of the New Year. Union flag, cricket that trophy, --

cricket bat, trophy... Now, for viewers who don't speak

the UK's fastest growing language, "Here's a British cricket

champion with a film No! Recently I've noticed a button

on wife on that unlocks a bizarre and frankly confusing language. --

on my phone. Smiley face, I've used that a lot. Oh, high heels, don't

need that one. These icons range from the free as to the downright

strange. And with 6 billion of them being sent every single day, it's

now claimed that emojis the UK fastest-growing language. In fact,

it's so popular that in 2015 in the Oxford dictionary's word of the year

wasn't even a word at all, it was this. How good are we at

understanding this new language? Do you use emojis on your phone?

Yes! I love emojis. What's your favourite? The Princess one. Well,

of course. This is a sentence, what do you think it says? 8pm, going

out, bit of dancing, bit of pizza, sound good to you? They are funny,

they add a bit of visual representation of what you're trying

to say. So, it seems like most of us understand emoji language. But where

do all these emojis come from, and can they tell us anything about how

we live our lives? Dr Ben Neuman expert in mobile technology, has

been studying these quirky characters. Hieroglyph ricks were

really the forerunner of modern language. However, emoji, as we

understand them, emerged in emerged in Japan in the late 90s. I've

actually got some pictures here. You can see these are pretty simple.

When they were released, there were about 200 of them. Nowadays we have

nearly 2000. You can really see how things have progressed and the

popularity has exploded over the last few years. Ben and his team of

researchers have studied this increase and worked out which emojis

most unique to which the UK cities. London is the emoji for partying.

Leeds like blue hearts, maybe the Leeds Rhinos. Glasgow unlike

finger-pointing, check route! -- Glasgow unlike. Exclusively, they

have crunched the numbers to reveal 2016's top five emojis. Here they

are along with the official descriptions. In at number five, the

smiley face with heart eyes. Climbing fast to number four, we

have smiley face smiling eyes. Number three is heavy black heart,

which is odd because it's red. Second place, it is a face blowing a

kiss. And finally, the most popular emoji for 2016, well, it's the same

as 2015, the smiley face with tears of joy. Come on, guys, use your

imagination! So we know how they are used, but how are they made? MR

Hopkins designs custom emojis for Twitter, transforming well-known

celebrities in the colourful tiny icons. How exactly do you design and

emoji? We start by researching the subject matter. In February we have

the Brit Awards, and I had to do and emoji for Dell. She had come back

with a new hair colour and she is known for her eyeliner. We did want

the Justin Bieber. At the time he changed his hair style four times in

two weeks, it was a constant battle to keep up with him. MR has made

emojis of little mix, Ant and Dec, and even the Queen. But our next

subject is the most challenging yet, yours truly! How do you want me?

That's just fine. I'm going to start with making your face shape and add

all of your features. This is my best side, by the way! Perfect.

Emojis are made up of just a handful of pixels, which means creating a

real likeness can be a challenge. With a bit of digital trickery, the

brand-new thought of not emoji is ready to be released on the world.

All done, we're finished! Let's have a look! Brilliant, very handsome.

Thanks very much. The little cartoon form.

Emma is here tonight and she has kindly made and emoji for our

guests. This is exciting. Unfortunately, Amanda, obviously

blonde because of the character, but there you are, you can hold them up.

I am already and emoji. I already look like one. That's more like Greg

Wallace. And Emma has done some for us as well. How are we doing?

Actually, hang on a minute, Amanda. Old on. There we are! I don't know,

but it's lovely. Thanks, Emma. Let's talk about Sherlock. When we last

saw you, there was big baby news. Your character and your husband are

about to expect a baby. What they did, they put the announcement that

the baby had been born in the Telegraph. We are talking about in

the show, by the way. This was in the Telegraph last week and the

daughter's name was revealed as Rosamund. It's amazing how they plan

to stop I got cross because I thought it had been unofficially

leaked! And then I was like, it was fine. Did you know about it? No, I

found out on Twitter. I was like, oh god, people will be really cross.

But they leaked it. That is part of the fun that Steven Moffat seems to

have. The link between Doctor Who and Sherlock, such a clever mind.

Stephen runs both shows and he co-created Sherlock with Mark

Gatiss. Mark sometimes rides Doctor Who as well. -- writes. And

apparently they are writing the name-5-macro- Sherlock sped off.

They're not, I'm lying. We are about to see an exclusive clip and things

are about to change. Mary, we agreed, we would never bring Rosie

on a case. Exactly, so don't wait up! She's better, so I texted her.

Hang on, Mary is better than me? She's a retired super agent so of

course she is better. So I'm supposed to just go home? What do

you think, shall we take in with us? Is it too early for a divorce?

Anybody up for a trudge? We didn't really... That didn't tell us much.

Not anything. Could you give us three words...? For this series?

Yes. For Mary. Claude, heroin, not the drug... -- flawed. Flawed, a

heroine and mother. I've given you so much. Flawed, a heroine and

dangerous. So we get to know Mary a bit more? You do. You find that a

bit more about her in this series and you see where she has come from.

Very exciting. I can give you two names as well, Toby Roland-Jones. He

is playing an evil villain and we know that he is the most evil. --

Toby and Jones. What is he like to act opposite when he is being evil?

He stays in character so it is quite worrying. I asked him if he wanted a

copy in between takes and he didn't speak. I thought, I've offended him.

I asked him if he wanted a coffee. I was like, this is for you, I'm so

sorry. In the make-up chair, he said, I just like to immerse him.

But he is truly terrifying. Is it really hard to keep secrets? People

are very excited about this third series, but obviously loads of fans

come and watch you film. Matt, this footage, see this clip... Have we

got it? Here we go. It's like a theatre. They had to cordoning off

the record and it. They come out for when they know that we are working

in London. -- they had to cordoning it off. They are really good and so

loyal and they keep secrets. They are the best fans to have because

they love the show. They don't spoil it. Obviously, such intimate scenes

that happen, you often feel that the characters are alone on these

streets, and there are thousands of people! We did a scene in the third

series and afterwards we got a massive round of applause. It was a

bit like doing a play outside. You can see Amanda in the new series of

Sherlock which starts on New Year's Day on BBC One. Underground

railways, right, London has the oldest, Shanghai has the longest and

New York as the most stations. If the next film is anything to go by,

Glasgow's is the most loved. As it enters its 120th year, those trains

having a few stories to tell. # St George's Cross where other

people meet # The train goes round and round

# On the Glasgow Underground... My name is Elizabeth Stuart. I was

born in Glasgow. The subway is a big part of my life. To me, there is

nothing to beat the Clockwork Orange, because it is Glasgow's and

we love it. I lived in a house that was half of a villa and the other

half had to get knocked down for the Subway. We could always hear the

sound of an earthquake every five minutes. It was like, what is that

noise?! Oh, the subway. # They tell me that Majorca is a

dandy place... My name is Colin and in my 50 year

career as a journalist I have interviewed nine Prime ministers,

but they all started on the Glasgow Subway. I as a boy was travelling

all the time on the Subway and I thought, people should be writing

about this, so at 17 I took out my pen and I wrote an article and send

it to the Glasgow Herald and they published it. That's how I got into

journalism. The genius of it is it is simple. It is two circles, the In

and the Out. If you get on the wrong train, don't panic, stay on and in

20 minutes you get back to where you were. The Subway was the biggest

technical tube railway in the world when it opened. London was 18 33,

Budapest in 1896 and Glasgow in 1896 in the winter. Glasgow was the Tube

capital of the world, and they loved it.

# They seem to call you back with an entrapment ever new... I have worked

in the subway for 39 years. I'm an operations manager. The Glasgow

Subway is unique. It's a narrow track gauge of four feet. It takes a

bit of innovation to keep things going. About 40,000 people a day use

the Subway, which equates to around 30,000 people per year. In November

2010, the transport was out of action, rail lines and buses, but

the Subway managed to run. To me, that was the crowning glory of what

we do. # I don't like the stormy winds, the

shallows all the snow... I have been working on the Subway for about 20

years. This is a mural. The artist is

famous for his writing and painting. This is me in the corner, with the

brush. It takes in quite a lot of the wall of the underground and lots

of people every day pass by and admire it. It's an honour to be in

the mural. I am an artist herself. I like painting the West End. Quite

entertaining sometimes. There are lots of moments there. The Subway is

the heart of the west end. If it wasn't there, I think we'd be lost.

The Subway has been a friend and a flow of people for years, but mostly

a friend. I remember going home one night on the last train and, as we

got off and waved good night to Anne, the lady who took the tickets,

a man rushed downstairs and tried to get on the train, assuming it was

still in service. She said, no, you can't get on this train, it's going

to bed. And she patted it. I don't think that happens on the District

line or the Jubilee. Maybe it does, but I don't think so.

# You've never lived unless you been on...

# Glasgow Underground. Wasn't that lovely? Isn't it cute

that they put the trains to bed! If there are any District or Jubilee

drivers watching, and you cut your train on the head to to bed, let us

know. It's cake time. Amanda was asking about it. I wanted to know.

We have some bakers in the audience. They are from the Gainsborough

Learning Centre. On Christmas Day, BBC One is giving fans the chance to

introduce their favourite programmes. There are a few

surprises in store. If you would like to know who or what left this

lot looking so shocked, make sure you tune in on the 25th. Shall we

put our bakers to good use? We will eat their cakes, obviously, and they

can help us end the show. CHEERING

Well, there we are. OK, guys. Here we go!

You can see Doctor Who on Christmas Day, and Sherlock

on New Year's Day - both on BBC One.