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Lights, camera, action! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# We're Diddy Dick and Dom And we're so excited | 0:00:04 | 0:00:07 | |
# Our showbiz careers have been reignited | 0:00:07 | 0:00:11 | |
# We've made it on to the silver screen | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
# With our Diddy Movies (You're living the dream!) | 0:00:13 | 0:00:17 | |
# We were down on our luck | 0:00:17 | 0:00:18 | |
# We were burnt-out stars | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
# Flipping burgers and washing cars | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
# But we waved goodbye to all our cares | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
# Hello to Hollywood premieres | 0:00:26 | 0:00:30 | |
# This time next year you'll be millionaires | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
# Go Diddy Movies | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
# Yeah! # | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
Lights! Camera! Crackers! Baubles! | 0:00:37 | 0:00:41 | |
Crackers! Nuts! Crackers! Satsumas! | 0:00:41 | 0:00:45 | |
Crack... KER-THWACK! | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
Thank you, mother. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
Next up, it's the jingle-belting, A Christmas Christmas Movie! | 0:00:49 | 0:00:53 | |
Hey, will you cut that out! I hate Christmas. | 0:00:56 | 0:01:01 | |
So, guys, what's your latest movie all about? | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
BOTH: Christmas! | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
I love it! Yeah! | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
And because it's Christmas, luvvie, | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
-we thought we'd treat you to a premium, premier seat! -Wowsers! | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
And it's got a built in cup-holder, | 0:01:14 | 0:01:18 | |
a massager...press that button. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
It's also got GPS, it's got a hairdryer, | 0:01:20 | 0:01:25 | |
a full set of encyclopaedias, and best of all, a TV! | 0:01:25 | 0:01:32 | |
But, guys! | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
Now I can't even see the cinema screen! | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
I really love it! | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
Hmmm, a sausage. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:42 | |
It's starting, it's starting! | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
This movie had better be Christmassy, or else! | 0:01:46 | 0:01:50 | |
Diddy Movies presents, A Christmas Christmas Movie. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:54 | |
In a secret corner of the North Pole lived two little elves. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:58 | |
CLOCK: WAKE UP! | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
-Morning, Merry elf! -Morning, Johnny elf! | 0:02:04 | 0:02:08 | |
And they both loved one thing more than anything else in the world. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:12 | |
Look, Merry! | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
Yes, it's the 24th... | 0:02:14 | 0:02:18 | |
of June! | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
Which means? | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
It's nearly... | 0:02:23 | 0:02:24 | |
BOTH: Christmas! | 0:02:24 | 0:02:25 | |
Christmas! | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
Christmas, Christmas, Christmas! | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
Christmas, Christmas, Christmas! | 0:02:30 | 0:02:31 | |
Heh-heh-heh! Christmas! | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
Christmas! | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
BOTH: We love Christmas! | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
SANTA TOY: Ho, ho, ho! | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
# Stick a holly on your stocking | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
# Decorate the tree with 20 mince pies | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
# Put a fairy on your Yule log | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
# Give the carol singer a big surprise | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
# Pull a cracker, pull a cracker | 0:02:52 | 0:02:53 | |
# Pull a big cracker and blow it up | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
# Fill the sleigh with piles of boiled sprouts... # | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
-No! -Not sprouts! | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
Never sprouts! We hate sprouts! | 0:03:01 | 0:03:05 | |
# Sing a carol up the chimney | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
# Honey roasted nuts | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
# In a TV guide! # | 0:03:10 | 0:03:17 | |
Merry! There's only 182 days until Christmas! | 0:03:18 | 0:03:22 | |
-We'd better get to work! -Agh! | 0:03:22 | 0:03:23 | |
Paper, sticky tape... Ooh! | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
Funny little bow thing. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
Right, that's one done. Only seven billion more to go. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:39 | |
SIREN SOUNDS | 0:03:39 | 0:03:40 | |
It's him! He wants us! | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
Ah! Hello there, my little helpers! | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
BOTH: Hi, Santa! | 0:03:50 | 0:03:51 | |
How good of you to "pop" in! | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
-Ooh, pop! -BOTH: Ha, ha, ha! | 0:03:54 | 0:03:58 | |
I've just been practising my new Father Christmas laugh! | 0:04:00 | 0:04:04 | |
What do you think? | 0:04:04 | 0:04:05 | |
TERRIFYING MANIACAL LAUGHTER | 0:04:05 | 0:04:13 | |
No? | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
Ah, Mother Christmas! | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
Here you go-ho-ho, dear! Your mid-morning mince pie. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:28 | |
Oh, wonderful, dear! Ho, ho! | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
Only 182 days to go, eh, boys? | 0:04:31 | 0:04:35 | |
Now, then, I expect you're wondering why | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
I've called you here so urgently? | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
Well, I'm, um, | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
I'm cancelling Christmas. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
-Yeah, OK. -Probably for the best. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
BOTH: What?! | 0:04:48 | 0:04:49 | |
Well, I'm busy that day. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
You can't cancel Christmas! It's all we have! | 0:04:51 | 0:04:55 | |
FIZZ-BANG-HISS | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
Ho-ho-ho... | 0:05:02 | 0:05:03 | |
SHORT-CIRCUITING SOUND | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
Ho-ho-ho-ho... | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
Santa isn't Santa! | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
He's a robot! | 0:05:12 | 0:05:13 | |
-EVIL ROBOTIC VOICE: -All of Christmas shall be destroyed for ever! | 0:05:13 | 0:05:18 | |
But remember to be good! | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Oh, ho, ho, ho! Eh-ho-her-ho-her... | 0:05:21 | 0:05:26 | |
BREAKS DOWN | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
BOTH: Aaah! | 0:05:28 | 0:05:33 | |
What are we going to do? | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
How are we going to find the real Santa? | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
BOTH: Rudolf! | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
Good morning, elves! | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
And what a foot-tapping, nose-warming, | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
-tiddly-di-di-morning it is, too. -Ahhh! | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
Aw, you're my bestest friends in the whole wide world! | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
BOTH: Awww! | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
-That means I'll always be there for you, come rain or shine. -Awww! | 0:05:54 | 0:05:58 | |
Yep, you can always rely on good old Rudolf to spread some sunshine. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
Put on a smiley face, accentuate the amazingness, | 0:06:01 | 0:06:05 | |
big up the brilliance, heighten the... | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
BLOMP! | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
I always said vegetables were bad for you. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
No, luvvie - he's a robot, too. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:18 | |
Oh, well. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:19 | |
Vegetables are very important for a healthy and balanced diet! | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
BURPS | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
Made in the Kingdom of Grump? | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
Well, if we have to save Christmas and find Santa, | 0:06:28 | 0:06:32 | |
then we must go there! We have to get to the bottom of this! | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
I've got to the bottom of this! | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
And that's where the USB port is. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
Wooo-ha, ha, ha! | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
Wah-ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
BOTH LAUGH | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
The Kingdom of Grump is miles away! | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
I know, let's build the best snowman ever, to take us there! | 0:06:53 | 0:06:57 | |
We can SO do that! | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
Yeah, I know, right? | 0:06:59 | 0:07:00 | |
MUSIC: Deck the Halls | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
Hey! All right, lads! Where was it? Kingdom of Grump? | 0:07:23 | 0:07:27 | |
All right, let's get on with it, we can't stop here, | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
not before 6:30, anyway. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
HE SNEEZES | 0:07:32 | 0:07:33 | |
Er, nah, you're all right! We'll catch the bus, instead. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
Yeah, it wasn't that important, anyway. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
Oh, it's all right! Don't worry, | 0:07:40 | 0:07:41 | |
I've only crashed twice...today! Heh, heh! Here we go! | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
So, are we nearly there yet, Mr Snowman? | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
Well, I got to be honest with you, lads, I've got no idea. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
I mean, that's the trouble with snow, | 0:07:54 | 0:07:55 | |
You see, it all looks the same. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
Do you think I should have turned left at Siberia? | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
WHOOSH! | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
Oh, Blimey! Watch where you're flying, mate! | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
Budget airlines. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
# Frosty the snowman, had a splendid la-de-dah... # | 0:08:07 | 0:08:11 | |
Oh, I never remember the words to this. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
I tell you what, I'll do a bit of Coldplay. Ho, ho! Coldplay, get it? | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
# Look at that snow, and it was all yellow! # | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
Yeah, sorry about the slight diversion, lads, | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
but if somebody had given me proper eyes in the first place! | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
Snowman, what IS the Kingdom of Grump? | 0:08:26 | 0:08:31 | |
It's a land where Christmas never comes. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:35 | |
BURPS | 0:08:35 | 0:08:36 | |
Well, be lucky! Ta-ta. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
Merry! This place is awful. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
This is the...future! | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
Unless we save Christmas by tonight! | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
BOTH: Santa! | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
DOLL SQUEAKS | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
Santa! | 0:09:03 | 0:09:04 | |
It's us! We've come to save you - and Christmas! | 0:09:04 | 0:09:08 | |
What is this "Christmas"? | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
BOTH: No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o... | 0:09:12 | 0:09:18 | |
Took us ages to write this bit. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
The 'O' key was jammed on my laptop. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
..o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o... | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
Hello, boys! | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
Mother Christmas! And... | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
BLUBBER-BLUBBER! | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
BOTH: Ew. N-o-o-o-o-o... | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
-Oh, shut UP! -Er, yes. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
So, you've found where I've hidden the REAL Santa? | 0:09:40 | 0:09:44 | |
Well, you're too late. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
He's not interested in delivering presents anymore! | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
He only wants to DESTROY THEM! | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
For years, I've been forced to listen to you lot go on about Christmas | 0:09:53 | 0:09:57 | |
all the time! | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
The marzipan, the trimmings, the nuts! | 0:09:59 | 0:10:03 | |
Well, I'm sick of it! | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
BLUBBER-BLUBBER! | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
I wanted to be a ballet dancer. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
Really? | 0:10:13 | 0:10:14 | |
NO! But I'm going to make sure Christmas NEVER happens again! | 0:10:14 | 0:10:18 | |
And you won't stop me! | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
You boys just...relax. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
Veg out. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
SHE CACKLES Henchturkey - release the sprouts! | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
Whoa! | 0:10:36 | 0:10:37 | |
BOTH: Sprouts! Blah! | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
Santa, help us! | 0:10:41 | 0:10:42 | |
What is Santa? | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
Argh! We're finished! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:48 | |
Right, you hairy chimney kisser! I've had enough! | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
There are kids all over the world waiting for their presents, | 0:10:51 | 0:10:55 | |
so snap out of it, fluffy cuffs! | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
Do that again! | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
Feed me shed loads of sprouts! | 0:11:07 | 0:11:11 | |
HE GULPS | 0:11:18 | 0:11:19 | |
Wait a minute, yes, I remember! | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
I'm Santa! | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
BOTH: Yeah! | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
Shuffle back, boys, shuffle back. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
I'm going to blow this place. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:32 | |
-Ho... -PFT | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
-ho... -PFT | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
-..H-O-O-O-O! -ENORMOUS FART | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
BOOM! | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
Euch! | 0:11:45 | 0:11:46 | |
What? Henchturkey - attack! | 0:11:46 | 0:11:50 | |
Whoa-whoa-whoo... | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
You're stuck now, MC! | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
Time to wrap this up! | 0:11:56 | 0:11:57 | |
Whooooh... | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
I guess you could call her a clear and PRESENT danger! Ha, ha, ha! | 0:12:08 | 0:12:14 | |
BOOM! | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
And, so, with naughty Mother Christmas trussed up like a turkey | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
and the presents carefully wrapped, the great Christmas delivery began. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:24 | |
ALL: Whoa! | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
Ha, ha, ha! Everything worked out all Christmassy and lovely. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:38 | |
Yes, isn't it all festive and Christmassy and simply perfect! | 0:12:38 | 0:12:45 | |
Everything couldn't be more swell. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:48 | |
All warm and cosy and very Christmassy. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:52 | |
ALL: Merry Christmas one and all! | 0:12:53 | 0:12:57 | |
So, Barry, what do you think? | 0:13:05 | 0:13:09 | |
What about you lot? What did you think? | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
PANICKED SHOUTING | 0:13:19 | 0:13:27 | |
SHOUTING AND SCREAMING CONTINUES | 0:13:29 | 0:13:37 | |
I'm ruined. I'm ruined, I tell yous! | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
Don't worry, Mr Weinsteinburger! | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
We've got a new idea for a movie. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
Yes, this one's got... | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
evil Wi-Fi. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
-THINKING: -'Dumb, stupid... | 0:13:52 | 0:13:56 | |
'ignorant...' | 0:13:56 | 0:13:57 | |
'ignoramuses!' | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
-I love it! -KER-CHING! | 0:13:59 | 0:14:00 | |
Here's the money! | 0:14:00 | 0:14:01 | |
# Go Diddy Movies, yeah! # | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 |